general

[supple plume]

How is it going

Toxic relationship

[terse dirge]

it's worth deleting tbh

[white hollow]

I KNOW HE LOVES ME

[supple plume]

I don't want him but I won't get rid of him

[ornate ibex]

what are u referring?

[white hollow]

HE JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROl HIMSELF

[supple plume]

In the life that was given to you on this earth

[ornate ibex]

It is fine so far

wbu?

[supple plume]

5.0001/10

[ornate ibex]

good precision

You need couple more 100ths to be better.

[iron galleon]

im not high yet

im going to sleep

[meager kernel]

holy shit qemu kvm is so fast

[ornate ibex]

ask the pilot to fly higher

[iron galleon]

no i dont want to get high rn

[meager kernel]

im on my kali vm and i typed sudo reboot
it took me 5 seconds to reboot the whole kali vm

[terse dirge]

me last night (I was high as a kite)

[meager kernel]

less than 5

[supple plume]

Hey are you netprobe?

[white hollow]

@meager kernel help

[iron galleon]

i changed my username

[white hollow]

ohh

[meager kernel]

wassup

[white hollow]

u r windows righ?

[white hollow]

look md

[meager kernel]

look what

what happened

[white hollow]

DM

direct mesage

[maiden anvil]

dungeon master

i dont even play dnd and even i know that

[supple plume]

Mensaje directo

[iron galleon]

i might go homeless as like a little social experiment

just to feel it

[supple plume]

Not recommended

[maiden anvil]

[terse dirge]

based, then you can get free cigarettes and alcohol from those clowns that make those videos about rainbet or whatever

[iron galleon]

i can live anywhere i want technically

and if i feel like it i can go to jail

free housing etc

[terse dirge]

you infact pay for it if you're in the US I believe

[iron galleon]

no you dont the tax payer does

you pay with time

[white hollow]

si

eso

wait

no

this server is in english

sorry

i'm sleepy

[idle birch]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-movie-stare-meme-jgmm-ragebait-gif-10607227570464337469

[iron galleon]

anyone got $5 cashapp

[white hollow]

[maiden anvil]

yo soy el grando cangrejo

[white hollow]

paypal?

[maiden anvil]

i like to laugh jajajajajajjaja

[idle birch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/not-quite-my-sigma-whiplash

[iron galleon]

i cant take paypal it takes too much effort

[silver forge]

since when are internet beggars picky

[idle birch]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-jk-simmons-say-it-louder-gif-19436036

[idle birch]

nah fr tho

[iron galleon]

today

like right now

[idle birch]

thats why i sold their stock short pypl to the floor

[white hollow]

bruh

[terse dirge]

isn't that Jonah hill?

[white hollow]

why u need 5$?

[iron galleon]

no particular reason

[white hollow]

oh

okay

take this

[idle birch]

yep

[white hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/free-nitro-gif-26426729

[iron galleon]

i need dopamine

i need a reward

[obtuse fern]

it won't let me redeem

[white hollow]

ohh

u try restarting discord?

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/netflix-jonah-hill

he did great in Maniac one of my faves

Maniac is such a hidden gem on netflix https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5580146/

[white hollow]

https://discord.gift/hfJZC9HDwaG94uuk

[supple plume]

What free discor

[mystic harbor]

To slow

[white hollow]

way why or what

[supple plume]

I was watching your stupid video

Gesh

[shrewd heron]

Hello everyone is there anyone also having a sudden trouble with builtin wlan interface network on kali linux??? I just wanted to know if it is happening only me

[mystic harbor]

My?

Myyy

[supple plume]

Your

Youuuuu

[white hollow]

i can gift a basic discord nitro

do it?

[mystic harbor]

I have no video

[iron galleon]

just send me the money

idc for nitro

[white hollow]

stfu

[iron galleon]

bru

[white hollow]

homeless be like:

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas3dss-atlas3dss-begging-atlas3dss-poor-atlas3dss-homeless-gif-25927308

[white hollow]

so

like

uhmm

what brand is your microwave?

[mystic harbor]

What is a microwave

[white hollow]

[supple plume]

Is what you do all the time

[white hollow]

weirdo

[mystic harbor]

The stock runs out pretty fast man can't do all the time

[supple plume]

Skill issue

[cerulean falcon]

Does htb have a student discount on labs yet?

[mystic harbor]

Get holo get discount

[maiden anvil]

no thats me check this out

im a lemon!!!

[white hollow]

hm

ok

[maiden anvil]

[white hollow]

a cat anus

[white hollow]

XD

[cerulean falcon]

How much discount is that

[white hollow]

0.5%

[mystic harbor]

https://app.hackthebox.com/seasonal?tab=rewards&season_id=13

[stable tiger]

• 'im gong to bed' at 1:30

prick

[supple plume]

[iron galleon]

i played combat warriors alr i got distracted

im in bed rn

[stable tiger]

dickhead

[iron galleon]

i sent those messages from bed

[stable tiger]

she aint even coming over till tmmrw bro im bored asf

[iron galleon]

im literally in bed

i took my sleeping meds already

[stable tiger]

2 hours after u said u were bro

[iron galleon]

i got distracted okay

i played combat warriors

[supple plume]

You still here?

It's raining good time to be homeless aright

Go try

[fast canyon]

Is a mod around?

It's about the website..

Is it possible to submit a ticket?

[silver forge]

I ordered some 2-dimensional food

[warped plank]

Mods can't help with issues on the platform, we only deal with discord issues. Please contact support

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[turbid goblet]

never go to raves man u can get so much done if dont

im eat pizza in my bed rn

[lofty marsh]

Dudes..

Is x230 worth it?

[past pebble]

can i get cubes on streak rewards?

[warped plank]

No

[stable tiger]

What

[supple plume]

Wet

[devout sail]

https://youtu.be/hAsKSCTWawA

[lofty marsh]

[past pebble]

is there any way to earn cubes? in HTB with a free subscription?

[meager kernel]

hmm

[meager kernel]

refer a friend to join

do modules

[warped plank]

HTB Labs Seasons

higher you rank the more cubes you can get, although also means that those who don't need the cubes are the ones that are given the most

[past pebble]

and any rewards doing a CTFs?

[warped plank]

ATM no CTF rewards cubes.

[devout sail]

Cube ATM ?

and i realised a scam

let me just confirm before crying

so i was holo in s8 & s9

which should give me 25$ each

but

[warped plank]

Staff have cube ATMs
-# Cries in not staff

[mystic harbor]

Atleast It's 40 now that is good

[devout sail]

im gonna cry in ticket after receivgin this 40 dorrar

[native yew]

hey guys, quick quetsion. During ctfs or pentesting what do you usually use to keep notes ?

[warped plank]

My brain

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-16644513012642585936

[devout sail]

and notes

[supple plume]

hi chat lets do something cool today

[devout sail]

vim notes.md

[devout sail]

freeze da ballz?

[supple plume]

academy extension lets go

[devout sail]

what king of suggestion are these

[supple plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194075905841168485/1482070504331542578/Screenshot_20260313_183736.png?ex=69b645f7&is=69b4f477&hm=404f975bf5e6758e9b61d80c4caad615fffa1e86c783b102f732ed236da72720

it's a tier 0 module just in case someone tells me "kAnTt sHAre tHis HeRE"

*coughs in spanish * marcie lee *keeps coughing in spanish*

[split patio]

[crimson crypt]

🤣

[night briar]

nice

[feral cedar]

Hello, anybody know what happened with the profile badge and why they removed it?

[devout sail]

?

[rustic carbon]

hey guys so i f king fumbled up

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[rustic carbon]

look so i have f king everything, but i just feel like i am not working hard

i feel guilty

[devout sail]

if u have everything

why bother working hard

why bother working

why bother

[ornate ibex]

to feel alive

[wintry flume]

im trynna feel death already being alive fuckin sucks

[dense turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-asleep-news-fr-say-again-gif-11621320566528315700

[wintry flume]

wtv. moring..

[wintry flume]

yup god willing todays sauna session does it istg i cant take it no more

[stable tiger]

sweat on me twin

[wintry flume]

sure man

[stable tiger]

❤️

[wintry flume]

fam you got no clue

[stable tiger]

I’ve cut water weight for comps using saunas

I promise you I’ve got a clue

dropped 5kg sitting in one to make weight for a powerlifting meet 💔

[wintry flume]

fair 😅

[stable tiger]

you get panic attacks by like your third kilo

I was doing 10 min rounds then 20 min breaks it was fucked

Then you can’t drink till after weigh ins

so ur just dying

[wintry flume]

yup that high that starts building after feels fuckin to good

[rustic carbon]

you have everything too, for me everything is just enough food to survive, and shelter nothing else

[stable tiger]

Ontop of that a gut cut so for three days ur demoing ur calories bro

Drinking

[wintry flume]

literally lmao

[stable tiger]

Lmao real

[crimson crypt]

Is it normal, in your opinion, for someone with no certifications and only 2 years of experience as a system administrator to run courses promising to prepare you to pass the OSCP?
P.S. He himself admits he took the exam once and failed it.

[devout sail]

do i know that person

[wintry flume]

and the plot continues to thicken i guess 😂

[stable tiger]

the oscp is easy btw

it’s just overhyped

90% of it is spamming public exploits

everyone considers it hard cos it’s usually the first penetrating cert ppl do

[crimson crypt]

I know

[wintry flume]

yup

[sturdy thistle]

elllooo

[crimson crypt]

Maybe one day OSCE3 😴

[stable tiger]

Then why you asking 💔💔💔

[icy viper]

alternative to "my pc won't turn on"

[icy viper]

why

[supple plume]

hi chat

what if the academy would look like this

[crimson crypt]

It was just to have a laugh, because there are people who actually pay for useless courses like this when they could easily learn on their own

[supple plume]

I just removed the massive amount of css and wrote a few lines like a pro for the browser extension

[dense turtle]

wut

[supple plume]

@untold fiber 💋

no clanker needed

only being a gigachad as a web dev and spending 1 hour on it

[red ore]

confirmed gigachad

[supple plume]

hi azo

[signal mica]

greetings

[supple plume]

how does it look for the academy extension?

[stable tiger]

no one pays for the course they pay for the resume stamp

[stable tiger]

hello twin ❤️❤️

[supple plume]

any request or suggestion would be appreciated

[stable tiger]

they just redid the yo

ui

[signal mica]

ayo

[stable tiger]

ts won’t happen even if its prolly cleaner

[stable tiger]

sus DMs

I got updates bro

[supple plume]

wdym

[stable tiger]

like it’s more readable imo

than current

[supple plume]

that's why I'm making it

[stable tiger]

like a diff platform or to propose

[dense turtle]

Echoes Academy loading ....

[stable tiger]

echos academy of male patter balding

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1477822901880357055/ali5t7.gif

[supple plume]

it'll be a browser extension

[stable tiger]

oh bless

[supple plume]

just removes the tens of thousands of lines of css

[stable tiger]

thank fuck ur a good sport abt that gif its so peak LMAO

[supple plume]

and adds my 200 lines

[stable tiger]

that’s nice asf

[supple plume]

I asked on the cube talks

they told me I could make an extension but I am stupid af to even think about it

and that is all the motivation I need to accomplish anything

[dense turtle]

If my VM stops freezing when I open the website, I’m down.

[stable tiger]

why would it be stupid to make something more readable

[supple plume]

because they didn't hire me to make their frontend in the first place

[stable tiger]

community contribution >

[supple plume]

I need the polemic community contributor badge

[stable tiger]

real

i could lowkey do a pwn challenge for the role

[supple plume]

lets make cool things

[stable tiger]

do I make a uaf in the most cancer function in an annoying ass network program chat

[wintry flume]

that part 😂

[red ore]

this is significantly more readable and doesn't cause the eye fatigue

[stable tiger]

Real

[red ore]

htb modules can be awful to push through sometimes because my eyes just get tired from looking at it

[wintry flume]

im already knowing fam 😂

[stable tiger]

@supple plume can you make a high contrast dark mode option

Like that’d be confident asf

[stable tiger]

I miss academy v1

[supple plume]

great

I will release this first version and if enough people use it I will set some options

to change fonts, color, sizes etc

[wintry flume]

sounds good

[stable tiger]

Can you release it to me twin

[warped plank]

Keep it pg-13

[dense turtle]

[wintry flume]

yuh if you can put us on thatd be great famo 😂

[stable tiger]

what wasn’t pg 13

Yo why did I get warned 😭

[wintry flume]

my ass be so bored da nsa needa hire me already

[stable tiger]

I don’t even know what I said

#freeme

[warped plank]

I'll dm you the offending message.

[stable tiger]

bless

[wintry flume]

real 🤣

[dense turtle]

Ok, time to study or pwn another box. Bye fellas

[wintry flume]

dont forget to cry bout it when ur reading dat offending message back to urself

sensitive ahh square 😂

[wintry flume]

prolly go pwn anothwr box but shi ltr brodie

[stable tiger]

it’s not that deep

it was against rules

I just didn’t realise cos ppl say that shit 24:7

[wintry flume]

ikr 🤣

mfs got nun better to do 😂

[stable tiger]

I mean it’s his job to enforce the rules

I meant it’s not that deep he warned me

[wintry flume]

spoof and it never happened

anyways ill be here waiting to get hired for something shit lmao all these computer skills an i can barely put em to the testttt uhhhhh

[stable tiger]

mans like all these computer skills with the btw tag

Btc

[wintry flume]

ahhh man i needa task or side quests to go on fr 😂

shit be so boring when ur at this lvl
i needa new environment fr

[stable tiger]

mans like at this level

have you even written a windows driver for a rootkit

[wintry flume]

even better

[stable tiger]

oh fr you wrote a boot kit? what was the secure boot cve after you reported it

[wintry flume]

nah fam ive installed windows 11 on like 10 pcs for a bunch of npcs thats bout it🤣

[wintry flume]

ion gotta pc i can practice linux nmap or any of the shit on

[stable tiger]

Bru

[hard python]

lowk just typing stuff

[supple plume]

better this way I think

[wintry flume]

nahhh no shit when you been up 3 days you the delusion starts to get to you😭😂

[rose onyx]

[supple plume]

gbarth

[wintry flume]

i broke em all an sold em yuh cant blame me 🤣

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/dol-huh-eyes-disgusted-gif-11690827820922534530

[wintry flume]

having fun over there 💀

[supple plume]

big time

[wintry flume]

most def okey den big motion 😂

[signal mica]

windows

[wintry flume]

man i wanna exploit everything ik already fix my case an leave the country already fawkkk

patients is killin me like we got the president committing war crimes but i cant break simple cyber laws wtf 😭

im already on house arrest i aint even gonna try my luck mfs lucky they got away with pinning me with this shi as long as they have..

fuck the nsa😂

[turbid bloom]

Does anyone know how to identify update service on Windows? (Preferably Windows 10)

[wintry flume]

is chat gpt or grok not working well for you or something..

[turbid bloom]

me?

i didn't even use them

[stable tiger]

the wsus Exe?

do you have gui or cli

[void][reflection.assembly]::LoadWithPartialName("Microsoft.UpdateServices.Administration")
$wsus = [Microsoft.UpdateServices.Administration.AdminProxy]::getUpdateServer("localhost", $false)
$wsus.Version

iirc

if you’re looking for the 9.8 RCE cve it’s patched on server I believe but reg win 10 without ltsc or eol update is vuln

It needs the wsus role enabled tho so useless besides server iirc

[heady sage]

He was watching me while I drank coffee

[severe prawn]

Hi, I’m currently studying WPA/WPA2 and the 4-way handshake and I’m a bit confused about how the MIC/MAC is calculated.
What exactly is used as input for the MIC calculation during the handshake?
Is it the entire EAPOL-Key frame with the MIC field set to zero before computing it?

[turbid bloom]

Nah it was a question from windows fundamentals

I got it tho dw

[stable tiger]

ahhh my bad

[polar wave]

Hi everybody,

I am a french student in 1st year of a 2-year Technical Degree in computing and networks.
Do you know how can I join the HTB support to ask access to the student plan as I already linked my academic mail to my account and still can't access to it ?

Thank you and have a nice day ✌️

[exotic pendant]

Doggo

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[sturdy thistle]

^

[rose onyx]

That's a big floof

[spark mulch]

key confirmation key (first 16 bytes of the PTK) + message payload + HMAC

[polar wave]

Thank's ☺️

[scarlet elm]

yo

you wanna vc

[zealous charm]

Hacker dog

[exotic pendant]

Got 2 new router bugs that I reported to ZDI

all 11/12 bugs for apple have patch release dates now

https://tenor.com/view/crushed-it-gif-18087987023179949748

[zealous charm]

💯

This is what I’ve got this week: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813856316769435648/1482362834854608938/Screenshot_2026-03-14_at_9.00.36_AM.png?ex=69b6ad78&is=69b55bf8&hm=97267da75433f964e9823ad80716577f02e496cc889032e7bf172f280eba1eed&

[exotic pendant]

Aye

big software?

[zealous charm]

Same web browser I’ve been working on for a few weeks

[exotic pendant]

Nice

[supple plume]

all this without writing js only css

[rose onyx]

Going all out aren't you?

[frigid mountain]

😄

[supple plume]

all the way down

[wintry flume]

you dont say ahh

lmao at least ur having fun

[gray terrace]

Real talk I havent been able to use prolab VPN for US for like 5 days, anybody else getting this error?

I have to keep using EU VPN server

[sharp shuttle]

and you refreshed your vpn file?

[gray terrace]

yea man

[supple plume]

refresh

[gray terrace]

its for dante specifically

[sharp shuttle]

did you tell support?

[gray terrace]

I have refreshed multiple times, and tried all 4 profiles

[gray terrace]

No not yet, I couldn't get use any of them a few days back and was like eh I will use EU while they work on it, then just today (now actually) decided to go back and see and they're still jacked up

thats why I was asking if anybody else tried

if anybody else has prolabs, could you try and let me know what you are getting?

Im not joking when I say, this pos just started working as I am talking to you all

obviously skynet is trolling me

[sharp shuttle]

great news

[severe prawn]

Ty

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-22986763

[icy fog]

AI just took my girlfriend. A second time

[molten bobcat]

How on earth are you gonna rock up to a chat and shoot yourself in the foot like this homie

[west venture]

So make AI your girlfriend

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/what-im-sorrr-what-what-did-you-shocked-meme-gif-2263698642455486664

Bro got cucked by a clanker

[icy fog]

I need a real one

Took me so long to get one and now ai ruined ewerything

[west venture]

Go to a night club or something

Idk

[bronze lion]

Wha-

[dense turtle]

try this: https://www.razer.com/razer-ava

She ain't escaping anymore

[west venture]

Ngl, an AI like Claude, ChatGPT or Gemini is really good for a casual chat about a topic you wanna learn or explore, but using one as a partner ain't it

[turbid goblet]

guys i just married my ai agent

oh

[molten bobcat]

Yeah I just

I don't have any sympathy

[meager kernel]

how does it look

[idle birch]

actually love it bro

just peeped

[carmine swallow]

Cool bro I loved it

[molten bobcat]

I would saturate the colors ever so slightly

For increased legibility

The background is pretty transparent so it's either

[cloud osprey]

i would change the font to wingdings

[molten bobcat]

Gimme some more opacity

Or make the text itself pop more against it

[exotic pendant]

[signal mica]

:catJAM:

[molten bobcat]

Me staring blankly at this dying squirtle

[signal mica]

[molten bobcat]

🙂

https://tenor.com/view/ditto-ditto-pokemon-pokemon-pokemon-ditto-ditto-blinking-gif-8306827301264632316

[exotic pendant]

got the ditto eyes

[molten bobcat]

I am a ditto

Pokopia has you play as a ditto

They morph into their trainer cuz they miss them 🙁

[turbid goblet]

why their trainer abandon him

[molten bobcat]

Uh

No spoilers but apparently in this game all the humans are gone

So it's not really their fault

[devout sail]

Can u even read properly? When u are staring at terminal for like 5h

[meager kernel]

I dont stare at it

Its just the default conf when I open the terminal

[devout sail]

Yeah u don't last that long 💀

Make it more solid

Too transparent

[lime trout]

hi chat

[meager kernel]

Its the default conf

I haven't changed the opacity

At all

[devout sail]

Is it linux hard tonight?

[meager kernel]

I added "prefer-no-csd" in niri's config file

And it made the terminal transparent

[devout sail]

Should be smooth af

[cloud osprey]

bare metal or bust

[devout sail]

Bust? 👁️👁️

[sharp shuttle]

he thinks claude knows more than you

[silver forge]

claude probably knows more than you.

[devout sail]

I used to run with 4gb ram and 2 proc
Cuz that's all i could afford 💀

[sharp shuttle]

claude cant even step to me

[devout sail]

Any goth can 💀

[cloud osprey]

0 cores

[sharp shuttle]

ill tell you the truth, it wont, its guard rails keep it from enlightening you

b b but zoomie w w what iff

[cloud osprey]

use -6 cores, get cores back from it

[sharp shuttle]

my wife doesnt work for intel

[spark mulch]

let's not forget that they might have a shitload of load on their host too

[cloud osprey]

that sounds... graphic

[spark mulch]

interesting insight into your psychology

[sharp shuttle]

yeah i mean tributes amirite

all over the keyboard broski

[cloud osprey]

mans thinks my brainwaves are anything but a straight line

[sharp shuttle]

wow impetor thats really something special now

[silver forge]

speshul

[sharp shuttle]

core 7 is like the one good kid in the lobby

[silver forge]

core 7 is playing twitch stream at 4k

[sharp shuttle]

who is core 7 watching

bao the whale?

[silver forge]

Dakillzor

[sharp shuttle]

You should have pretended you were watching a vtuber

[sharp shuttle]

we could had this whole chat in the palm of our hands

wow paint thats like 90% of atlanta

[spark mulch]

his shirt is correct

[sharp shuttle]

no water no milk just macaroni

[cloud osprey]

love you brath

just wanted to say it so you remember

[lime trout]

df

[cloud osprey]

macaroni time

[lime trout]

https://tenor.com/lHOB902xHOd.gif

upgradeable GPU's in laptops?

[next venture]

what's up, Zumi how's your reverse engineering RF signals is going?

I assume you are learning it...

real APT

right here

oh nice

I mean man you do what you gotta do. Trust the process

once I tried doing a project which is to improve CIPURSE with something more secure. But turns out I didn't had that kind of knowledge at that time

sure

[spark mulch]

just a thought, are you using Kali with XFCE as the DE or Gnome

[rapid swallow]

Stuck at the bus station

Sucks

[spark mulch]

i'm at home and going to friends for dinner

doesn't suck

[supple fern]

Anyone here ever root a phone that wasnt successful

Like bricked the phone

[spark mulch]

not exactly

I've bricked a few microSD cards in a pinephone in the past though

[molten bobcat]

User phished by downloading a copy of an AI agent he thought was legitimate. It immediately started communicating with Russian domains.

[supple fern]

Trueee...I'm freestyling it I've never done it,I guess was just wondering if I'd hear something like "nahhhhh that barely ever happens" or some shit like that

[spark mulch]

it depends on the phone and what you're trying to do but i've rarely heard any horror stories of phones being bricked that way

not since like

iphone 3G

[stable tiger]

🥀

[spark mulch]

clickfix really is the top ticket at the minute

or clickfix adjacent stuff

SEO poisoning, malicious browser extensions being pushed to top of search results/promoted, etc

also a trend at the minute seems to be

User does something -> EDR triggered -> looks probably false positive, but check with user if they're aware of it -> "Oh i was just running claude / gemini-cli, i don't know whether it did that exact command or not tho"

[sonic wharf]

this daylight savings thing has me messed up is the machine releasing now or an hour later

why did it like refresh for a sec

[molten bobcat]

It's not click fix here

This is just a Trojan

But it's trojanizing the popular shit that bothers me

People just aren't living their lives like the internet is hostile

[dusky smelt]

wsp

[wicked basin]

Hi guys is anyone having issue In the academy for course completion and also for spawn not working properly?

[deep nacelle]

for everything

[patent lily]

maybe it''s russian ai

[severe falcon]

Skids.

[white hollow]

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858015991467737128/1482370765298077746/HDSzDLVXMAEC6UJ.png?ex=69b6b4db&is=69b5635b&hm=d705e357ef7dcc02372ee56b4cf55812d09586140eb91cd17c03f183adc53305&

[severe falcon]

Locked 🔒

[devout sail]

Cuz they couldn't help

[amber blaze]

academy modules are inaccessible

[wintry flume]

oh yk it 😂

[severe falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[sharp shuttle]

bruh

[wintry flume]

mfs slowwwww

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-hmm-gorilla-monkey-idk-gif-10802359271088289051

[austere sinew]

Hoi

[supple plume]

Lets go seasonal machin

[grizzled urchin]

damn son the website be shitting bricks huh?

[deep nacelle]

blocked cause web is going so good

[silver forge]

masscan all the boxes

[silver forge]

masscan azomax -p0-65535 --maxrate=1000000

[zealous charm]

--minrate=1000000

[tough barn]

wingdata

[mystic harbor]

[frozen zinc]

This is crazy xD

So I have basically ignore windows since I started to grind penstesting and recently I thought It was time to start getting in to it...
I was thinking that it would be a good idea to review the module I did ages ago about Windows Fundamentals to pick up stuff for the notes and see where would be nice to expand and do some extra research....

Well the Academy decided to bug out the other day and show the Windows Fundamental modules on the Modules in Progress tab... I swear I haven't touch it yet....
We can complain a lot about Academy 2.0 but this psionic feature is bad ass...

[abstract dust]

Hey correct me if i am stupid, but I am doing the Linux Local Priv Escalation Skills Assessment and I already got root with flag5, and in theory I can just cat all the other flags. But I am assuming they don't want me to do that?

[alpine pumice]

The point of the modules is to learn the various methods, so if you don't want to learn sure you can just put all the flags in

[abstract dust]

figured

[alpine pumice]

it's not a traditional box

[abstract dust]

but in real life thourgh getting root is just end game

then its persitence.. etc..

[alpine pumice]

no

[abstract dust]

oop ok

[silver forge]

getting loved is the ultimate aim of hacking

[green kite]

I love you

[alpine pumice]

in real life even if you find a way to get domain admin, root, whatever, the goal is to provide the client everything you find. if you just take one path and they have 10 more, that's bad for the company that just paid for your pentest. you should list all findings

[abstract dust]

oo i see

[silver forge]

me too

[abstract dust]

thanks for the different perspective on it, wasn't even thinking about from the client's perspective

ill be sure to add that to my interview notes

😄

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/speedball-saturday-night-fever-gif-19968117

[frozen zinc]

And even in the black hat world getting root may just not be worth it in some situations

[abstract dust]

Interesting, if you are talking about evading defenses and etc.. haven't even touched that yet lol

[frozen zinc]

No Im talking about goals

You goal must be files and the root is useless

they would not even try it

just to put an example

[heady sage]

Freakin out the neighborhood is so good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeRIAew8eXc

[young glen]

Nice tune

[untold fiber]

congrats, now you need to update it every time we introduce UI elements that were previously not possible lol

[supple plume]

took me 2h to make everything

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1471588315873542194/1482404500055523328/Screenshot_20260314_164539.png?ex=69b6d446&is=69b582c6&hm=df04b896479a9a2ee6272d4a05d26575b2d6aac379716a25639bf9b718ccac3c

less than 15 cents spent on tokens

400 lines of css mostly by hand almost 0 js

[untold fiber]

yeah its not hard to do a CSS override

[supple plume]

looks good on responsive too

[untold fiber]

what will be hard is making it not break everything whenever we do a change lol

but we all need hobbies

[supple plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1429412791298555907/1482368769438515310/Screenshot_20260314_142342.png?ex=69b6b2ff&is=69b5617f&hm=aea05567a8b8d4d7552f37d421ec97420936e62190dbfa4caafedc4a376d11be&

I even styled the code

[supple plume]

I'm grinding for polemic contributor badge here

[brittle cosmos]

where is the integrated terminal in academy 2.0?

[supple plume]

Im working on it

[rustic carbon]

chat gpt beter

[supple plume]

10 years of exp + AI on my terminal better

[brittle cosmos]

bro at. least let me revert back to legacy academy

[rustic carbon]

who got 10yrs experience

[supple plume]

Bro the one who is talking to you

[rustic carbon]

u mean you?

[supple plume]

I'll ship this soon

[rustic carbon]

nice man, appreciate the hard work

[supple plume]

No I mean my grandmother who is typing on my phone

[undone fossil]

Fun challenge for chat. Try and break out of my ssh honeypot jail
ssh root@5.78.180.67 any password will work.

Flag @ /tmp/flag.txt on the main host

Update & useful info:

• You now have 5 minute session times.
• There's a maximum of 100 concurrent sessions shared.
• Any username or password combo will work.
• You'll drop in as root in an nsjail. Enjoy :)

disclaimer: I am watching the logs. no data will be stored other than to log breakout commands if you manage it. I will delete it at the end of today.

[rustic carbon]

hats off to her ngl, she be working hard in this economy

[supple plume]

@brittle cosmos as a browser extension

[supple plume]

I'll let her know

[brittle cosmos]

wat

[alpine pumice]

ip grabber nice try

[rustic carbon]

so, what do u really hack, like whatu do with ur experince

[supple plume]

Webapps

[rustic carbon]

u hack them??

[undone fossil]

no its literally a honeypot i wrote

[rustic carbon]

like hack and get money or something

[supple plume]

I mostly develop them but I started hacking laat year

[rustic carbon]

hah

ur no hacker then

[supple plume]

I have a webapp pentest this month

[supple plume]

Not a hacker I guess

[undone fossil]

never had a quicker ignore

[supple plume]

I can make it faster

[supple plume]

Bro really?

No password?

[rustic carbon]

i was going to say something, but i didnt

[undone fossil]

any password works

[supple plume]

I mean oh ok

[supple plume]

Time to leak my ip for you

[rapid swallow]

Life

[rustic carbon]

wait, what does ur gram call u, son, sonny, prince

[supple plume]

Calls me fat

In spanish

[rustic carbon]

fat son

[supple plume]

Just fat

[undone fossil]

for context this also isnt being processed. I'll be deleting the logs after. I just want to see if anyone can escape it

[rustic carbon]

son

[undone fossil]

.

[supple plume]

Ok son then

[rustic carbon]

thats a unisex call

she should genderize u

[supple plume]

In spanish gordo is gendered

Otherwise gorda

[rustic carbon]

what gender

[supple plume]

Chatgpt better

[white ore]

Is there anyway to earn free cubes?

[rustic carbon]

beg

[white ore]

where

[alpine pumice]

couldn't connect, it wants root's pw, random passwords don't work

[rustic carbon]

brother asked a very gud question

[supple plume]

Nice someone is reading the pinned message on how to ask

[rustic carbon]

wait, echoes, ur a spanish

[supple plume]

I am a spanish FAT male

Also bald

.

🥚

[rustic carbon]

dam

woahhh, u got ur own emoji

give me too

[white ore]

??

[rustic carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/dalking-bye-byebye-danielrds-iracing-gif-24259497
this is @supple plume

[undone fossil]

they do

someone just authed with root:monnersarebad lmao

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/dalking-bye-byebye-danielrds-iracing-gif-24259497

[undone fossil]

i have a max concurrent connections though, perhaps that

[alpine pumice]

└─$ ssh root@5.78.180.67 -t bash
** WARNING: connection is not using a post-quantum key exchange algorithm.
** This session may be vulnerable to "store now, decrypt later" attacks.
** The server may need to be upgraded. See https://openssh.com/pq.html
root@5.78.180.67's password: 
[W][2026-03-14T20:49:54+0000][23167] logParams():313 Process will be UID/EUID=0 in the global user namespace, and will have user root-level access to files
                                [W][2026-03-14T20:49:54+0000][23167] logParams():323 Process will be GID/EGID=0 in the global user namespace, and will have group root-level access to files
                                Connection to 5.78.180.67 closed.```

[rustic carbon]

do u wear glasses

just use chatgpt guys

[alpine pumice]

gimme the pass and i'll connect

[undone fossil]

try just ssh root

[supple plume]

Thas me

[alpine pumice]

nah imma break out

[undone fossil]

you'll default drop into bash

[alpine pumice]

lmao

[undone fossil]

its nsjail

[rustic carbon]

dam, nice door

[supple plume]

It's a door vro

[rustic carbon]

u a pro computer

[frozen zinc]

are you kicking out?

[supple plume]

The problem is that I'm hacking the seasonal rn

[rustic carbon]

whys there a door in ur room, a transparent foor

[undone fossil]

sessions last 1 minute iirc

[supple plume]

I'm not pro

[undone fossil]

i can increase it temporarily if you'd like

[frozen zinc]

ha ok

[undone fossil]

one sec I'll up it to 5 minutes

[rustic carbon]

ohh, then r u willing to be one?

[frozen zinc]

monnersarebad

[supple plume]

I'm trying

[rustic carbon]

so this mans a hacker

[rustic carbon]

tries and tries until u dies

[supple plume]

On it

[rustic carbon]

on what

[supple plume]

On tries

[undone fossil]

You now have 5 minute session times. There's a maximum of 100 concurrent sessions shared. Any username or password combo will work. You'll drop in as root in an nsjail. Enjoy :)

[rustic carbon]

ic

[rustic carbon]

how do i color my name

[undone fossil]

platform rank

[supple plume]

Hacking active machines

[rustic carbon]

froj is a elite hakar

how do u measure a hacker

[rustic carbon]

how

[rustic carbon]

where

[supple plume]

Centimeters

[supple plume]

Hackthebox labs

[rustic carbon]

no like i mean, how good hacker they are

i know nothing about hacking, nor much abt coding, im here cuz my friend is

[supple plume]

Is not a real mesure just a rank based on active machines solved

[rustic carbon]

ouh

can i solve using chat gpt

[supple plume]

Maybe

[rustic carbon]

but ur not fat

[supple plume]

130kg

[alpine pumice]

chatgpt likely won't give answers if you ask it red teaming questions

[frozen zinc]

I DID IT

@undone fossil i won

[undone fossil]

ayo?

[rustic carbon]

real?

[frozen zinc]

yeo

[undone fossil]

show?

[frozen zinc]

the perl command

[supple plume]

Yeah api based providers are more prone to give answers

Than web interface ones

[rustic carbon]

how do i start hacking

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[supple plume]

One of these 2 links above

[rustic carbon]

i mean i just wanna know little, as a hoppy or something

[supple plume]

Here

[supple plume]

Or here you can choose

[undone fossil]

did you manage to run commands on the host?

[rustic carbon]

maybe one day

[undone fossil]

this ?

[supple plume]

Give it a try it's fun

[frozen zinc]

yes thats me

but i could not run commands yet

[rustic carbon]

alr, if i get time

[frozen zinc]

let me cook

[undone fossil]

i took it down one sec

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-frog-fist-gif-11650164

[still mica]

Heyy sup?? Anyone up for a project??

[undone fossil]

okay it's back up. go again

[rustic carbon]

me

[white hollow]

hi

[still mica]

Yoo heyy...

[undone fossil]

try and get /tmp/flag.txt on the main host :) @frozen zinc

[undone fossil]

you're still in the container

[wraith creek]

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/whatif-matrix-make-gif-723526056553365657

[maiden anvil]

im trynna get started on bloodborne but I've played so many hard video games over the last year 😭

[frozen zinc]

fuck bro 🙁 but is changing from # to root@ubuntu

[undone fossil]

ubuntu is the jail's hostname

this is the real host

[molten bobcat]

I am

Losing coherence

Good lort

[supple plume]

Hi clout

[molten bobcat]

Heya

[hoary dawn]

showed my girlfriend what the sherlocks were and when i was explaining how the "********" in the text input fields can be used to hint the answer

[undone fossil]

still you

[hoary dawn]

she asked how the stars hacked things

i was like ya know what nevermind

[severe falcon]

Why this is not a headline.

Make a meme on it please

[hoary dawn]

i thought i explained it pretty well and she just blew my mind with that response haha

[undone fossil]

yeah that's where you are :)

[supple plume]

Waiting for the rev shell

waiting for the rev shell

[undone fossil]

I think it's possible to get a revshell using perl

[frozen zinc]

i think i got you!

im clos

I got the port and the real version of ssh

well you can see what im doing

I dont need to tell you xD

[undone fossil]

haha yeah interesting idea

[obtuse fern]

Froj: hmm interesting, this idiot doesnt realize he's in Pans labyrinth

[frozen zinc]

i was doing this box first
is not too bad, (thanks for calling me idiot in a passive way, super class as usual)

[hoary dawn]

dont you dare hack shrek

[obtuse fern]

Idk, I wouldn't say it was passive. But really, its just a joke. Taking things too seriously on discord is how you go bald at 25

[abstract dust]

What is the lab in HTB that shows you double pivoting? I kinda need the environment to test out other methods

[frozen zinc]

go try rage bait someone is not busy trying hacking something pls

[obtuse fern]

Idk any boxes, but theres a pivoting, port forwarding module in academy that has a double hop section

[pseudo bluff]

Them a mod we can’t question them

[obtuse fern]

Im not baiting dude, genuinely. Its just a joke

Apologies for offending you

[frozen zinc]

Not offended at all dude just setting up boundaries from previous experiences

[obtuse fern]

Please dont refer to me as it

No, its they/them... thats how pronouns work

[pseudo bluff]

Oh

I fixed the message dw

[obtuse fern]

honest mistake ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frozen zinc]

@undone fossil let me route the traffic pls

[hoary dawn]

ive hacked the mainframe guys quick get in

[obtuse fern]

Ive hacked the warframe, tenno lets ride

[hoary dawn]

i gobustered localhost and terminal started spitting out my thoughts

[pseudo bluff]

Bro I’m in

[hoary dawn]

good stay there

mainframe has been locked

we got him boys

[obtuse fern]

Get him boys

[hoary dawn]

nmap him quick

find his ports

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/avataro-sentai-donbrothers-super-sentai-donbrothers-taro-momoi-donmomotaro-gif-25035085

[pseudo bluff]

I’m on it

[hoary dawn]

🤣

[pseudo bluff]

Cool website you made

[hoary dawn]

i cant wait to larp at the local best buy with my newfound knowledge

im gonna impress the hell out of the geek squad

thanks man

claude did it haha

just my notes reformatted 😄

[obtuse fern]

They now make no sense and require eldritch knowledge to unlock

[hoary dawn]

lmfao right

its more of a cheat sheet i guess 😄

i like the little command legend at the top of each part thats what i mainly been using just to get the arguments right n shi

[pseudo bluff]

I guess claude did a good job then

[frozen zinc]

@undone fossil Am in a rabbithole with port 2222?

[undone fossil]

that's my real ssh

[hoary dawn]

is it hard echo

[supple plume]

yes

[hoary dawn]

gg

😄

what is froj doing? is that a htb thing? i mean, im not anywhere experienced to try it out, but im just curious how is he hosting this challenge

[undone fossil]

I wrote a honeypot ssh server

so port 22 isnt sshd, it's my python script

[hoary dawn]

so when you think youre breaching ssh youre really putting yourself into a trap

thats pretty cool

[undone fossil]

is that a htb thing?
purely a personal project. just interested to see if people can break out :)

[undone fossil]

yup

currently it's configured to accept any user:pass combo and will give you root into a sandboxed filesystem

[hoary dawn]

haha thats sick, how long have you been doing cyber?

[undone fossil]

uhhhh good question

[hoary dawn]

i see the challenge creator role, thats gotta require some brains and by some i mean more than average

[undone fossil]

as a hobbyist, almost 7 years

professional experience, roughly 5

[pseudo bluff]

7 years is a lot of years

[fallen stone]

hi guys, quite new here. Where can i ask for help regarding a academy path room?

[hoary dawn]

let me guess u started it as a hobbyist around like 15 or some ?

[undone fossil]

it is, i feel old :(

been programming for 14

[pseudo bluff]

have you been on htb for all that time or was it other platforms that pushed your skill the most

[undone fossil]

before work, it was mostly htb & competing in other ctfs

[undone fossil]

good question

i'd have been 16 i think?

[pseudo bluff]

yeah I generally try find other places since I dont see HTB as worth paying for if other places provide it for free

[hoary dawn]

damn yea well cyber/programming is the best skills to know in my opinion, and now that im finally learning it (cyber), i do think this is definitely one of the hardest careers to venture into honestly

[zealous charm]

do the hacky hacky

[hoary dawn]

gotta have some crazy memory for this scene

wish me luck tho im starting the same machine that i just commented on askign if it was hard

[undone fossil]

you got this, take your time

[frozen zinc]

Did anyone got the flag already?

[undone fossil]

nop

[hoary dawn]

thx thx i got this cracks knuckles

[severe falcon]

You active again in general? Awesome

[obtuse fern]

His sentence was commuted

[hoary dawn]

this machine smells like burpsuite lets see what that does for me

[turbid goblet]

bro is smellings burps

[hoary dawn]

i dont think ive ever used it yet so regardless i need a reason to play with that lol

🤣

bra what thats cool it actually halts the requests of the browser how have i not used this yet 🤣

oh well im a noob thats why that explains it very much, oh well, this is fun and cool seeing all this stuff , at least its understandable otherwise id be having a much harder time 🤣

[supple plume]

What's the reward

[hoary dawn]

i sat there for like 2 and a half minutes before hitting the forward button

[supple plume]

I don't type a ls command for less than 5k

[hoary dawn]

not realizing that finishes the request 💀

[pseudo bluff]

How long have you been doing cyber security @hoary dawn

[hoary dawn]

like a few weeks haha

im only on linux fundamentals

[supple plume]

Happened to me at least once

[hoary dawn]

i havent ventured into any other modules

[pseudo bluff]

Ohhh I honestly expected you to say like 2 years

[lime trout]

Boomer

[exotic pendant]

😄

[hoary dawn]

nawww ive been programming for a while, since like 12-13 yo, so i have very tech-savvy understanding as it is lol

[pseudo bluff]

I’ve got like 4 months

[zealous charm]

it doesnt help that the ctrl+t (the same command youd use to make a new tab in the browser) turns on intercept

[hoary dawn]

🤣

[supple plume]

Nice

[zealous charm]

🥚

[supple plume]

That was for free

...

🥚

[compact hinge]

Hi, does a Parrot-HTB OS currently exist? Where to find it and how to download it, if it does. Thanks.

[pseudo bluff]

[alpine pumice]

It will be released again soon

[pseudo bluff]

[compact hinge]

@obtuse fern I have Openvpn and the vpn file, but it's all so abstruse as to be practically impossible for me to implement it.

My issue is that I have forgotten how to implement the VPN so that I can complete the exercises. I think I need Parrot-HTB to do this, as I have tried (and failed) to find other ways to achieve the ourcome.

[white ore]

Anyone here knows how to fix my ssl cert shitting itself for ios?

[obtuse fern]

you don't need parrot htb edition to do this

[frail turtle]

Is going to a legal war with people in tech a bad idea?

[obtuse fern]

just need openvpn and the vpn file to access

[flint copper]

depends what its for

[frail turtle]

I mean people in tech are like undefeatable, they will find your house and where you live like its nothing

Like how they found that guy who sexually a assualted a lady at some concert

[supple plume]

Bre what you talking about

[frail turtle]

All you can ask is how

[frail turtle]

You know where im going with this

I cant let it go

[wintry flume]

mf just talkin dumb

[molten bobcat]

Doubtful

[wintry flume]

realistic

[molten bobcat]

Wasn't talking to you

[frail turtle]

Im still mad at the government

[supple plume]

Bre

[flint copper]

yeah but who are you suing

large hallicon collider

[supple plume]

Yo no entiende

[molten bobcat]

My comment was at the "you know where I'm going with this"

[frail turtle]

Lol 😆

[molten bobcat]

Sure don't

[wintry flume]

wasn’t asking for ur feedback goofy

[molten bobcat]

Tone

[frail turtle]

Im still mad about rhe age verification implementation on operating systems

[molten bobcat]

I was clarifying that I was not insulting you

If this clarification itself is an offense to you, kindly eat lead

[flint copper]

malicious compliance, linux community needs to blacklist all the IP ranges in states doing this

[obtuse fern]

that's how the housing market collapsed

[compact hinge]

@obtuse fern I have the requisite app and file, but I cannot implement the vpn.

[obtuse fern]

that'd just be plain stupid to do

[wintry flume]

glade you stopped talking

[obtuse fern]

sudo openvpn /path/to/file.ovpn

[frail turtle]

Idk why i cant let it go but its still on my mind every time i look at the little green box on discord for the server

[flint copper]

what green box

[frail turtle]

[pseudo bluff]

What green box do you think

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/valekis-gif-14850121764306207925

[compact hinge]

@obtuse fern I'm embarrassed! Thank you.

[flint copper]

oh

[molten bobcat]

It happens haha

[supple plume]

Bro

[flint copper]

well the fallback would've been those now obsolete htb forums

too bad that's gone

[supple plume]

Seriously I don't understand what you're saying

[compact hinge]

@molten bobcat It does.

[supple plume]

Probanly skill issue on my end

[molten bobcat]

How's it going echos

[supple plume]

But still

[supple plume]

Hi 👋

Going goos

Goos!

[molten bobcat]

Gooooose

[supple plume]

I just hacked the seasonal

[molten bobcat]

🪿

[supple plume]

Now I'm hanging out with the team on vc

[molten bobcat]

I'm at work unfortunately

[supple plume]

Comparing ideas

[molten bobcat]

Handling an incident involving compromised domain admin

[flint copper]

btw, are you in one of those states trying to do OS level age checks?

[frail turtle]

Yes, im in new york

[flint copper]

oh i didnt know new york was also doing it

all i heard it coming from was cali and colorado

[frail turtle]

Damn kathy hochul snorting lines of coke

[flint copper]

she looks like she does

[frail turtle]

I knew i wasnt the only one who thought that

See @molten bobcat im not crazy

[upbeat tangle]

Hello General!

[frail turtle]

Or maybe i am i want to collect wallets

[flint copper]

which distro are you on

[frail turtle]

Me?

[flint copper]

yeah