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scenic maple
supple plume
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Hmm ask sado

bronze lion
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Bro is gonna fly away any moment now

devout sail
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This was the fastest week of 2026 for me

native plume
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He already has an old pfp of me

supple plume
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@devout sail send me his nasty stuff

scenic maple
devout sail
scenic maple
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but instances should work ig

rugged dune
bronze lion
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๐Ÿ’€

rugged dune
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target machine

west lynxBOT
rugged dune
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not spawning

scenic maple
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contact support

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they will help you out

rugged dune
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like u helped/

devout sail
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Upload what

sharp shuttle
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lol

scenic maple
native plume
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Include the last paid bill

rugged dune
supple plume
rugged dune
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u slowing it down

devout sail
devout sail
sharp shuttle
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tarfouss reminds me of a clan member who is always rolling need and when they get a good drop they never ever share it

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is this correct?

supple plume
devout sail
native plume
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Drawing new pictures is hard you know

rugged dune
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some people when you ignore them

native plume
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Guys stop sending zip bombs

devout sail
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So i take from them, then farm and return mats

supple plume
sharp shuttle
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on it

sharp shuttle
native plume
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Who cares about ranking now

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Let me draw something

devout sail
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Bich

supple plume
sharp shuttle
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nobody ever cared to be fair

devout sail
sharp shuttle
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not even the employer

native plume
sharp shuttle
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chronos draw teto kissing me

devout sail
supple plume
native plume
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But hey I should draw Teto sometime

muted olive
sharp shuttle
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Same, thats when my teto life starts

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my current wife goes to bed so i can spend time with my real wife

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teto

bronze lion
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Um btw what's teto?

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A new AI?

muted olive
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these japanese and their voice synthesizing anime contraptions

sharp shuttle
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its okay you dont have to know teto

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you probably like miku

bronze lion
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Oh

sharp shuttle
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ewwww

bronze lion
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No I don't like miku

muted olive
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you no like miku? ๐Ÿฅบ

sharp shuttle
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i actually cant stand miku and im not even gaslighting (rare)

bronze lion
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I don't understand the concept behind the crazy fan base of miku

sharp shuttle
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i dont like that random noise bullshit japanese hyper pop trash

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Teto vocaloid is basically normal music with depressing lyrics, i like that shit

bronze lion
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I'm not a big fan of virtual singers

sharp shuttle
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You havent listened to teto

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its okay

muted olive
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first person here who says they like miku gets an annual crunchyroll subscription ๐Ÿคฃ

bronze lion
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Should I?

sharp shuttle
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No lol

sharp shuttle
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its an aquired taste

bronze lion
sharp shuttle
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Teto music is about how terrible life is, you have to be in a shitty mood to appreciate it

bronze lion
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Lol

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So so I get the annual sub now?

muted olive
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I never specified when

muted olive
bronze lion
sharp shuttle
muted olive
bronze lion
sharp shuttle
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idk man say what you will about vocaloid i legit love tetos voice

bronze lion
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I change my stand a little bit now

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I might not completely hate virtual singers songs

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There might be few

sharp shuttle
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Nah 99% of them are bad

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they shouldnt exist

bronze lion
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Ye thts why I said 'few'

scenic maple
bronze lion
muted olive
scenic maple
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who is teto

muted olive
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if anything that improved my mood LMAO

muted olive
muted olive
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but totally real

bronze lion
bronze lion
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I have heard this in insta edits

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So this is the real song

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Okk

sharp shuttle
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Yeah teto music all about how life is shit

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there are countless songs and most of them are great

muted olive
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rediscovered this gem today after hearing it infinite times in YT shorts and not remembering the name

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Not that I use YT shorts

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but I hear it often

bronze lion
sharp shuttle
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thats pretty good, i just wish it didnt have shadow on it lol

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bruh you are a dark cloud

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lighten up boy

muted olive
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sheep data windmill shoe golf leopard bat crowbar dog keys king goldfish

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oh no my wallet recovery key

small pond
rugged dune
sharp shuttle
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last one ill share boys

it perfectly captures the reality of j/kpop girls

https://youtu.be/LvYL8u4p-aM?si=4pjRLYcAQRe1F-CP

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muted olive
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@warped plank

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kpop mentioned

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wake up

bronze lion
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I forgot its name tho

muted olive
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never heard of it

rugged dune
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@supple plume @bronze lion @scenic maple sorry if i miss up ur fasting forgot it ramadan god bless u all waz

bronze lion
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So it's fine brotha

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Who even likes kpop these days

supple plume
rugged dune
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then why the f were u complaining

bronze lion
sharp shuttle
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idk man everyone around me wouldnt stop listening to kpop demon hunters

rugged dune
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i felt bad now .

supple plume
rugged dune
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@scenic maple i revoke my apologise from u

devout sail
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DMing

sharp shuttle
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(anything)

muted olive
bronze lion
muted olive
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but also happy ramadan

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to you

sharp shuttle
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wht do you mean its a new ip

bronze lion
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Talking abt BLACKPINK and BTS

sharp shuttle
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ahhh

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yeah idk i didnt know it existed til i had an asian gf

bronze lion
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Ok bro I get it now you are trying to show off

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Not working buddy

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Not wor...n...

sharp shuttle
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no im just saying that girls do that poster plastered room too

bronze lion
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Wait

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I'm from india

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Technically every girl is Asian

sharp shuttle
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True

bronze lion
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But not the type of asias. Which comes into our mind with tht kind of eyes and shit like that

hollow bone
sharp shuttle
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ahahahaha

bronze lion
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I'm in ur walls now

sharp shuttle
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You are peeping through the eyeholes of a kpop poster

eternal mango
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Can we go back to slagging off the UK? I think I preferred that

bronze lion
sharp shuttle
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what is slagging off?

spark mulch
sharp shuttle
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ive only heard people called slags

eternal mango
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It's British slang innit

bronze lion
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Lol

sharp shuttle
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I see, yall taking the piss

eternal mango
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Not at all

hollow bone
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Well, UK is for butchers

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Ifykyk

sharp shuttle
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I need to google UK slang to participate in shitposting

eternal mango
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Well, I'm being silly, but not taking the oiss

bronze lion
eternal mango
sharp shuttle
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are you from the UK g0b?

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Like born

eternal mango
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Aye

bronze lion
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Ye he is

spark mulch
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Might write a little bot that if you give it someone's @ it calculates how much their discord profile costs relative to the premium bling stuff

sharp shuttle
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Ahhh things make sense now

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I was lied to people said you were bravehearts offspring

eternal mango
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Hahah

bronze lion
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Even tho he is in UK he is very close to resembling the Vikings

sharp shuttle
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better use of time

rapid swallow
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Try the force command

sharp shuttle
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i mean scotland is just north of UK

spark mulch
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scotland IS UK

bronze lion
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Oh

coarse zealot
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Got that thanks

spark mulch
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but it isn't england

sharp shuttle
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they both agreed, rightly, to pariah the irish to a smaller island

spark mulch
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and I hope Scotland gets its independence one day

coarse zealot
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Thanks @rapid swallow

rapid swallow
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okay wait

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im geographically r worded

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what countries is the UK?

spark mulch
bronze lion
sharp shuttle
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Shit bro you type fast

spark mulch
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you damn right

sharp shuttle
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what about southern ireland?

bronze lion
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Amd east

spark mulch
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Eire / Republic of Ireland is a member of the EU and isn't a UK country

sharp shuttle
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How complicated...

bronze lion
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Geography is a weak spot for me

spark mulch
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truthseekers will research Oliver Cromwell

sharp shuttle
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okay so...

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lets undo the nesting doll

devout sail
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With map

sharp shuttle
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England -> UK -> Crown -> EU -> NATO?

bronze lion
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Sry

sharp shuttle
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thats complicated as hell

spark mulch
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because of Brexit

sharp shuttle
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what???

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lmfaooo

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oh my god what a shit show

spark mulch
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yes

devout sail
spark mulch
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Also fun fact, the UK has a "dual" legal system.

All of the EU laws that passed while the UK was a member state, the UK enshrined into UK law mirroring it

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which means that after brexit, we kept all the laws and none of the benefits

coarse zealot
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its surprising to me anything gets done in that region

spark mulch
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@wintry oar why are you DMing me

sharp shuttle
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He wants your rblocks account

sharp shuttle
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(they usually do)

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He's alt of @exotic pendant

sharp shuttle
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i think thats the point

spark mulch
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I feel sorry for all of the child labour slaves that are trapped in the rblock coding mines

bronze lion
heady sage
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Momma made me cookies for my lunch :3

cerulean bloom
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coooookieeeeeesssssssss

bronze lion
sharp shuttle
devout sail
heady sage
bronze lion
sharp shuttle
bronze lion
sharp shuttle
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rblocks is for stunted children who will be tiktok slaves

bronze lion
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I wont let my child play games till he is 6

spark mulch
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i think when I was 4 all i knew was eating toast at my grandma's house and going fishing with my dad

bronze lion
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And after that I would still keep heavy restrictions on the game time

snow wraith
bronze lion
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when i was 4 i was stacking cans and lining hot wheels cars into demonic seals

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unknowingly

spark mulch
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oh i did that too

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except micromachines not hotwheels

sharp shuttle
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cocochan gets it

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yet again

spark mulch
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i am the "it" getter

bronze lion
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Still don't

devout sail
eternal mango
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Dammn, micro machines

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that was where it was at

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And Pogs

spark mulch
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I'm also the only living person who pronounces scalextric correctly

bronze lion
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I did look into some good hot wheels the previous month but this were damn expensive for a small car

snow wraith
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when i was 4 i used to watch Madagascar all parts and Shrek :' () on a dcd player

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dvd*

rugged dune
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@eternal mango congrats on back to htb staff ๐Ÿช˜

snow wraith
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had a lot of cds

sharp shuttle
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sometimes cheaper

bronze lion
eternal mango
bronze lion
snow wraith
sharp shuttle
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find your fionna

bronze lion
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I like u more tho

devout sail
spark mulch
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Fiona is a bad example because she doesn't accept shrek for who he is by virtue of hating herself for becoming an ogress

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stay woke about shrek lore

snow wraith
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Fiona :" ()

sharp shuttle
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Thats why shes good though, she actually changed instead of regressing to social standards that favor unrealistic standards about love

spark mulch
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that's true she does change

snow wraith
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but i think Donkey and Dragon are the more compelling couple

sharp shuttle
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Donkey

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lol

devout sail
sharp shuttle
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i actually lol'd

bronze lion
spark mulch
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I can't remember Homer's surname, from the simpsons

devout sail
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He's bot

bronze lion
sharp shuttle
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Homer!? I barely know her!

devout sail
muted olive
spark mulch
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Look I'm sorry my fingers are to a computer keyboard as mozart's were to a harpsichord but these lines will never stop

devout sail
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slop

sharp shuttle
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watching soccer

spark mulch
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Don't cyber bully me I'm nice.

muted olive
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i didnt even understand the logic

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like

devout sail
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Alien?

muted olive
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separating from the EU would be the LAST thing they needed but okay

spark mulch
sharp shuttle
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The logic was we dont wanna pay taxes, proceeds to pay more taxes

sharp shuttle
spark mulch
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some of the big names who were most associated with promoting Brexit actually made an absolute fortune betting against the ยฃ on Forex because they knew what the impact would actually be when they won

bronze lion
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Guys

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Umm what's brexit

sharp shuttle
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And gals*

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Britain's exit from lucidity

spark mulch
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brexit is what happens when reanimated pork rises from its packaging to vote against its own interests

sharp shuttle
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tbh yeah

muted olive
bronze lion
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No idea wht both of u mean

muted olive
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oh shit

bronze lion
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I should ask my gf

muted olive
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wrong link

muted olive
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one sec

sharp shuttle
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i liked it

muted olive
sharp shuttle
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ah

sharp shuttle
muted olive
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You've read his bestselling books and heard his exceptional oratory skills! But have you ever seen writer & politician Dr. Shashi Tharoor perform a stand-up routine? If not, here's your chance to listen to this hilarious comedy act, performed by him at JLF London 2022, at the British Library.

Shashi Tharoor, a third-term Member of Parliament f...

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Man is hilarious

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and is an english wizard

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lol

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and he roasts the fuck out of britain every single time

spark mulch
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I'm something of a sit-down comedian

muted olive
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esp regarding brexit and colonization

bronze lion
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Ok my gf states brexit as more of a positive thing here

eternal mango
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Howww

muted olive
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wut

sharp shuttle
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Indian

spark mulch
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Your girlfriend is wrong

sharp shuttle
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right?

spark mulch
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you can tell her I said that and then show her my pfp

bronze lion
eternal mango
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Hamster features and the rest of those liars screwed the country, thanks also to those that believed them ๐Ÿคฃ

sharp shuttle
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No, it probably does benefit him if they are indian

eternal mango
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Such a mess

muted olive
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not really but also shows that theyre ill informed

rugged dune
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the day i decided to do some academy :

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eternal mango
spark mulch
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the brexit campaign also heavily targetted people's worst impulses, inspired them to fear their neighbour, and promised them millions of pounds in national savings despite far beyond the opposite happening in reality

muted olive
# bronze lion Who?

Brexit (; a portmanteau of "Britain" and "Exit") was the withdrawal of the United Kingdom (UK) from the European Union (EU).
Brexit took place at 23:00 GMT on 31 January 2020 (00:00 1 February 2020 CET). The UK, which joined the EU precursor, the European Communities (EC), on 1 January 1973, is the only member state to have withdrawn, although p...

bronze lion
spark mulch
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i like how the orange makes it look like the UK is a hostile nation

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accurate

muted olive
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it was the dumbest decision ever

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plus the royal family becoming more unroyal than ever

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just a snowball of bad luck all at once

rugged dune
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good plan

spark mulch
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those who advocated for it made money, yes

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but the country didn't lol

sharp shuttle
rugged dune
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bmw got ricked when uk exited eu now they paying crazy money to move the cars

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which was fully free b

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4

eternal mango
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Well, I guess I should be careful what I wish for (re conversation topic)

spark mulch
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yeah

eternal mango
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Gotta dip out and pick up the daughter now soooo

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...sorry?

spark mulch
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I'll consider forgiving you

eternal mango
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๐Ÿ™

sharp shuttle
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drive safe

muted olive
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its funny because

sharp shuttle
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dont take the wrong brexit

bronze lion
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Was more freedom a bad thing tho?

muted olive
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harry brook (the english cricketing captain) earns more than everyone in the govt

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lol

muted olive
spark mulch
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our freedoms have only been increasingly restricted since brexit

sharp shuttle
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just for the record

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by the by

muted olive
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exiting the EU was a really bad choice

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the UK's lore is probably the definition of karma lmfao

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they used to rule half the world not so long ago

bronze lion
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I like that word

sharp shuttle
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you could say that about any country

muted olive
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and now

rugged dune
bronze lion
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Karma

sharp shuttle
spark mulch
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people forget the simultaneous empires that existed alongside the british one

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who's ripples are still felt today also

bronze lion
spark mulch
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french, dutch, ottoman etc

sharp shuttle
spark mulch
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german empire, let's not forget the various forms that took

sharp shuttle
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i think its unfair to blame yt people for world conquering

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it would have happened no matter what

spark mulch
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i blame youtube people for everything

rugged dune
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People alway bluff about other countries while belgium is 20 feet and controlling the whole eu LOL

spark mulch
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yeah there's not a racial component to empire and colonialism

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except in that the colonial empire will oppress those of a race different to its own majority

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Germany WWII is the exception to that

bronze lion
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The British empire was literally the most powerful at their time

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But

spark mulch
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in which the racial component was actually a primary motivator for the empire drive

bronze lion
rugged dune
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ok academy is working again bye ppl

devout sail
spark mulch
rugged dune
devout sail
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General gonna be interesting now

rugged dune
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i was just ragebiting time

sharp shuttle
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is jow moma in the room with us

bronze lion
rugged dune
muted olive
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and greed

rugged dune
muted olive
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the cycle of power keeps shifting, of course

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but they didnt utilize their turn well

sharp shuttle
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you boast about ragebaiting then get ragebaited

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be consistent bro

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well let me ask you this

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umadbro?

bronze lion
supple plume
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That's how it works bro

rugged dune
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not interested

sharp shuttle
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anyways hmu if you got the telly gram brother

bronze lion
rugged dune
supple plume
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Bro comes here insults the shit out of everyone and expects us to be thankful

bronze lion
muted olive
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which bro are you talking about waz

sharp shuttle
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you realize that making the mod do your dirty work instead of asking me to stop is hilarious right?

supple plume
muted olive
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which bro is that bro

spark mulch
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it just makes me think your bait was true tbh brath

bronze lion
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Bro that bro why don't you get it bro

supple plume
muted olive
sharp shuttle
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if you dont like being held to the same standard as everybody else and bitching out when confronted, you be a man and ask them to stop politely

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but you are not a man

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Have we?

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I don't recall you ever asking anybody to stop bantering with you all while you banter others

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Alright, well

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be consistent

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then dont bully others?

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what dude

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omg

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you are a child

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I only bully those I dont respect, hence...

spark mulch
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i try to only bully those I do respect because i expect better of them

sharp shuttle
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So are you asking me to stop bantering with you?

spark mulch
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but sometimes someone needs de-sociopathing i agree

devout sail
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I go get more pepe memes

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Keep the chat relevant

sharp shuttle
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Idk, when im dead, i measure that with who shows up to the funeral my man

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I dont expect anything from anybody

spark mulch
sharp shuttle
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But if you cant take a telegram joke about your flag spamming history, then thats on you

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id respect you more if you just admitted it, then we could move on

obtuse fern
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brath why are you ratio-ing children at 7 am

sharp shuttle
sharp shuttle
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thats the ideal relationship

sharp shuttle
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sperg bf and autism gf

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match made in heaven

bronze lion
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Lol

supple plume
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And warn him from unwanted dm too

devout sail
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Marcie gonna delete it

spark mulch
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lol

supple plume
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He wasn't able to just read general so he sent DM without permission

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@obtuse fern pokeball

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Bre why deleting marcie

devout sail
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Just go do academy

heady sage
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Stop digging yourself in a deeper hole @rugged dune

devout sail
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Yeah

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Do not come back until you get some cert

spark mulch
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is selling writeups for active boxes against ToS? just wondering about that blog in tarfouss' discord profile

devout sail
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Like get one tonight

sharp shuttle
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why do you think i scrutinize the guy so much

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he lives in the world of flag sharing

spark mulch
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don't worry, I already knew the answer. I just wanted to highlight it

obtuse fern
devout sail
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Breh 25 dorrar??
Ripoff

spark mulch
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25 bucks lol

sharp shuttle
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I hope you guys dont think im ever mean for no reason

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there is ALWAYS a reason

obtuse fern
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and now they're more aware about it

devout sail
obtuse fern
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"fake system" sure

heady sage
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Sure pal.

spark mulch
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so a fake payment system that takes payments for nothing? sounds pretty bad youngun

obtuse fern
spark mulch
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some might call it fraud

devout sail
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I almost got into trouble with htb for doing a trol lmao

sharp shuttle
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if tarfousse knew that i track all his alt accounts selling writeups, man dude would be shivering in his britches

devout sail
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What happens if someone pays?
If they get content, you break tos
If they don't, it's fraud so that's bad too no?

obtuse fern
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not staff so i don't have access to support logs

sharp shuttle
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you aint slick

devout sail
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Can i yell a word??

spark mulch
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at best, had a conversation with the support LLM and it was like "Oh I see, a fake system for a university project? that sounds fine then! HTB fully encourages self-teaching! Happy Hacking!"

devout sail
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Invalid it says

spark mulch
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and what if I try to pay using a real card rather than a stripe test card

spark mulch
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the point of stripe test cards is that they will work, yes

graceful pendant
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why would you even wire it up?

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if you dont plan to sell it

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tf

spark mulch
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that does not prove that you are not also accepting real transactions

obtuse fern
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even then; who's to say you won't just flip the switch to disable test mode

devout sail
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What happens if i use real info?
And it just redirects me to about page, scam

obtuse fern
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we just have to operate off a 'trust me bro' that you won't turn it off test?

spark mulch
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lol

graceful pendant
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afaik stripe test cards only work on sandbox stripe and not actual production stripe

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(obviously)

spark mulch
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yes, and what might you do if someone was calling you out on it?

heady sage
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The intent is still there

obtuse fern
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not to mention, how do we know you aren't gathering peoples information, then emailing them to offer real payment info

devout sail
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Well i see

supple plume
obtuse fern
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so if support didn't tell you, you would have not had that disclaimer there

spark mulch
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why would your university project be to create something that explicitly functions as a ToS-breaking writeup sales blog?

devout sail
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Eh a good challenge for staff

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They will have fun ig

obtuse fern
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so basically the disclaimer is bullshit in the first place

devout sail
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I mean i get it
The trolling is good

sharp shuttle
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This reminds me of when you told us all your dad shares your HTB account tarfouss, stop fucking lying bro

supple plume
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bro every time opens his mouth gets 36 new problems

spark mulch
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l,ol

devout sail
rugged dune
devout sail
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Bichecho, remove ๐Ÿ’

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You know what i meant

muted olive
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nothing happened when I entered test data into stripe

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the transaction was declined

sharp shuttle
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true if big

devout sail
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@rugged dune whay do u keep the password for your blogs?

muted olive
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I mean if stripe had a vuln like that it wouldve broken the internet centuries ago

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lol

spark mulch
#

what the page does while under direct scrutiny isn't really representative of what it does when it's not, and real potential customers are browsing it

devout sail
#

Alright, time to check his bank account and see where he's spending 25$ monthly

devout sail
rugged dune
devout sail
#

Some people say using final hash etc

rugged dune
#

it aes encrypted

devout sail
#

Yeah I'm asking what you prefer, but i get it
I'll ask golam

rugged dune
#

it frontend encrypted

devout sail
#

Yeah i used to have that with jekyll too

rugged dune
#

golam used his last brain cell

devout sail
#

But then I had to render them manually

rugged dune
#

he encrypts the whole html

devout sail
#

Mhm for static sites that was best option

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But u can just use astro on cf pages now
And lock it instead of encryption

rugged dune
#

no clue about that but astro has 2 version if am not wrong ?

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one with backend and one for static websites

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i tried to switch it but i had so much errors so i just skipped it

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anyway it just for university not important

devout sail
#

You got dev friends

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Make them do the work

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Alright

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Go do acedmy ig

rugged dune
rugged dune
spark mulch
#

what's the error

devout sail
#

Machine time

rugged dune
devout sail
#

You aren't omni

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So i ASSUMED you have some left

rugged dune
#

pay 25$ to get it

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am never gonna be omni

devout sail
#

Nah

eternal mango
#

RIP

azure remnant
#

Every is gangsta until

rugged dune
#

i hate pwn to get to omni i have to do them

rugged dune
signal mica
undone fossil
devout sail
undone fossil
#

If only I could read

If the caller needs to perform numerous copies of an expensive IWICBitmapSource such as a JPEG, it is recommended to create an in-memory IWICBitmap first.

graceful pendant
undone fossil
#

Iโ€™m doing exactly that

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gg

wet carbon
#

I am having trouble setting up my student subscription, does anyone know how to help me or get me in touch with an admin/support team to help me out?

rugged dune
undone fossil
#

Support on the site is probably the best bet

austere sinew
#

get out of the bathroom @undone fossil

undone fossil
#

No

austere sinew
#

yes

wet carbon
#

I submitted a ticket a week ago but havent got a response

austere sinew
#

@supple plume
@sturdy thistle
@cerulean bloom
ping

zealous charm
graceful pendant
supple plume
zealous charm
#

do the hacky hacky

austere sinew
#

and shake it all about

#

NO ECHOES

supple plume
austere sinew
#

BAD

supple plume
#

Hahahah

austere sinew
#

BAD.

heady sage
supple plume
#

Vro what you don't have the power to offend me

molten bobcat
supple plume
#

No need to apologize

heady sage
signal mica
#

Put dispenser ๐Ÿ‘‡

heady sage
#

POOTISPENCERHERE ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

signal mica
#

๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ‘‡ โ›ฝ

sharp shuttle
#

Poopen Farten Sharten

signal mica
devout sail
rugged dune
#

s

rapid swallow
#

So weird question

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The company is congratulating everyone

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And I done more work then some of my coworkers

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But no name of me is mentioned

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Is that a sign?

devout sail
#

It's one of the best channel

rapid swallow
devout sail
sharp shuttle
#

STINKERBUSS!!

signal mica
rapid swallow
devout sail
rapid swallow
#

Like I dont mind not getting praised

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Doesn't bother me

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But when ur doing it

rugged dune
#

@devout sail yo

sharp shuttle
rugged dune
#

ah u friend with me lol

rapid swallow
#

And looking like ur excluding me

sharp shuttle
#

they call it flatrate raises

rapid swallow
#

On purpose

#

Its a bit

sharp shuttle
#

3% across the board now

rapid swallow
#

Yk discouraging

foggy isle
#

Hello

sharp shuttle
#

Er Heller

spark mulch
#

my company pretends to grade you but actually just gives everyone the same and lies and tells you that you got more than the rest of the team

devout sail
signal mica
sharp shuttle
#

thats when you sharten farten poopen in the bosses desken

rapid swallow
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

devout sail
#

You could say, where is my name

rapid swallow
#

I honestly agree i probably didnt lick there ass enough

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I actually went far beyond them

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But regardless

devout sail
#

Go and ask, "why am I not there"

signal mica
#

Take a deep brath

sharp shuttle
signal mica
#

I hope ippsec is not reading this

devout sail
#

why

sharp shuttle
#

ippsec is always lurking

signal mica
#

๐Ÿšฌ

sharp shuttle
#

i mean most people are

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esp feds

signal mica
#

Federales

sharp shuttle
#

hello nsa, still waiting for that job

#

also palantir

signal mica
#

Hello nsa, merge my ghidra PR

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Thanks in advance

sharp shuttle
#

lol vro thinks anybody works at the nsa

signal mica
#

They just have meetings and coffee breaks right

sharp shuttle
#

its a zombie agency, most of their moonshots are in israel now so they can put bombs in pagers

#

am i joking?

#

only palantir knows

signal mica
#

Why is palantir ceo straight up eating ketamine soup

sharp shuttle
#

i like that guy i think hes interesting

#

we need more interesting ceos

#

i love all of peter thiels picks for psyops

#

good choices

signal mica
#

He is interesting

#

But he is

#

Sorta like saying "too free"

sharp shuttle
#

thielian obfuscation through hydian, moldbuggian, and karpian orwellian operations

signal mica
#

No sense of social construct

sharp shuttle
#

if you know you know

#

if you dont you are a dipshit

signal mica
sharp shuttle
sharp shuttle
#

one day there with be brathadairean operations right here in hack the box

#

these ongoing psychological tests will evaluate the ideal soldiers for the meme war 3

maiden anvil
final birch
#

my heartfelt thanks to people who fixed the academy page

sharp shuttle
#

You are assuredly welcome

spark mulch
#

damnit beat me to it

signal mica
#

They reverted?

final birch
#

no but it is markdown friendly now

#

except for some things

sharp shuttle
#

was it not before?

final birch
#

or I am hallucinating, could very well be

sharp shuttle
#

its always been mark down imo

final birch
#

it was changed yesterday

sharp shuttle
#

ah

spark mulch
#

should I splash out on a zeropoint cert

#

for funsies

final birch
#

maybe I am misremembering what was working in md and what was not but most of it is convenient for me so yeah

pastel pike
sharp shuttle
spark mulch
#

I normally wouldn't either tbh

#

but I just want to do it

alpine pumice
#

how come you don't want to pay 2k for an old dusty ass offsec cert, i can't imagine

sharp shuttle
#

But bit bit bit

#

OSAI!

spark mulch
#

yeah fuck that, employer can pay for anything more than $500

sharp shuttle
#

ITS A NEW CERT GUYS

#

OFFSEC

#

REMEMBER THEM!?

alpine pumice
#

even sec+ shot up in price like crazy, what was it like 800 or something last i looked

muted olive
spark mulch
#

from the guys who brought you! THe HACKING Distro Kali Linux (*may contain pipx and the laggiest xfce you've ever seen)

sharp shuttle
#

KALI AI

#

GUYS

#

IM A HACKER

signal mica
spark mulch
#

ooooh kali ai, it can suggest that I run all the metasploitz

sharp shuttle
#

IN ELLIOT

green kite
signal mica
spark mulch
sharp shuttle
#

watches season 1 makes it entire personality

green kite
#

Lazy dog

chilly siren
rancid snow
#

s2 is where I stopped watching. Not cause its bad but I just never got around to finishing it

spark mulch
#

i adore that show

sharp shuttle
#

A better hacking show is Orange is the new black

spark mulch
#

think i've rewatched it like 5 times and every time i see an elliot pfp in this discord it makes me die inside (i'm currently at negative death value, therefore immortal)

green kite
rancid snow
#

it does feel appropriate that the most accurate hacking show ever spawns the cringiest fans that dont get it though

green kite
#

Iโ€™m watching Lincoln Lawyer

sharp shuttle
#

Its a double layered joke

signal mica
green kite
sharp shuttle
#

(you will go to prison)

signal mica
#

You could be elite haxor rn

spark mulch
#

because I think it's really good

signal mica
#

pop rdi

sturdy thistle
#

@austere sinew ping back

spark mulch
#

good art is meant to be looked at more than once. it's not supposed to be disposable.

final birch
muted olive
#

some mfs are standing on my lawn and singing justin bieber songs sadglas

sharp shuttle
#

i bet elliot isnt even omni on htb smh

signal mica
rancid snow
signal mica
#

Oh the new rami malek movie is cool

#

Great tone

final birch
muted olive
#

dont remember for what

sharp shuttle
rancid snow
#

elliot the type to get hacker rank at most, get bored, and never touch htb again

sharp shuttle
signal mica
#

What no

sharp shuttle
#

what yes

signal mica
#

The psychoanalytical nazi movie

sharp shuttle
#

what

spark mulch
#

it was controversial because the official website for the tv show was selling HTB writeups

sharp shuttle
#

the boy in striped pajamas?

heady sage
sharp shuttle
signal mica
#

Nuremberg

sharp shuttle
#

is that a movie?

signal mica
#

Yeah the trial

spark mulch
#

why would you watch a movie of it when you can watch the real thing on youtube

#

(i'm just kidding, it's probably good)

rancid snow
#

trials are boring, lets turn all court proceedings into movies

sharp shuttle
#

well let me summarize the real trials:

America took half the nazis and hid them in a small colony to make rockets

Soviets took the other half and did the same

what else is there to understand?

#

imagine watching dramatized movies for your history

spark mulch
#

๐Ÿ–‡๏ธ

muted olive
signal mica
#

Thanks brath for advancing political science and law

sharp shuttle
#

thank the nazis

#

(you wont)

signal mica
#

So you are SS

#

I knew it

sharp shuttle
#

Ironically my company name is SS

muted olive
#

he is fed

sharp shuttle
#

unrelated

signal mica
spark mulch
sharp shuttle
#

What?

#

lolol

#

what does that even mean

spark mulch
#

Idk ask claude

rancid snow
#

actual 500iq joke

sharp shuttle
#

i need to know now

rancid snow
#

I lol'd

spark mulch
rancid snow
#

which is funny whether you agree or not

sharp shuttle
spark mulch
#

it was a bit deeper than that really, more about the unfolding sands of time and how certain ideologies shaped the entire computer science landscape and "tech" today

spark mulch
#

but along the right lines

eternal mango
#

Damn it.. it didn't include Jedi... Jedi...

rancid snow
#

I said it was a 500IQ joke not that I had a 500IQ explanation

sharp shuttle
#

thats still surface level

#

cmon cocochan

#

AI is satans

#

Lets get real deep

rancid snow
#

see without seeing, speak without speaking

sharp shuttle
#

the kings pact binds htb users to never hack

spark mulch
#

Count Saint-Germain's effective altruism play store app

sharp shuttle
#

bet you feel stupid

heady sage
spark mulch
austere sinew
rancid snow
#

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

sharp shuttle
spark mulch
#

every time I see the ol' satanism sigils i get sad that they're not the much more interesting and developed Haitian voudo ones

sharp shuttle
sharp shuttle
rancid snow
#

I bought a YouTuber shirt I liked. He did competitive pokemon battling

spark mulch
sharp shuttle
eternal mango
#

Had someone in some server ages ago who stood on the Emoji symbolism hill so hard, for hours they tried to convince and sway peoples minds away from utter facepalm

sharp shuttle
eternal mango
#

They did not succeed

sharp shuttle
#

and im not even joking

spark mulch
# sharp shuttle and im not even joking

ืžึทื”ึพืฉืึผึถึฝื”ึธื™ึธื”ึ™ ื”ึฃื•ึผื ืฉืึถื™ึผึดื”ึฐื™ึถึ”ื” ื•ึผืžึทื”ึพืฉืึผึถื ึผึทึฝืขึฒืฉื‚ึธึ”ื” ื”ึ–ื•ึผื ืฉืึถื™ึผึตืขึธืฉื‚ึถึ‘ื” ื•ึฐืึตึฅื™ืŸ ื›ึผื‡ืœึพื—ึธื“ึธึ–ืฉื ืชึผึทึฅื—ึทืช ื”ึทืฉืึผึธึฝืžึถืฉืืƒ

sharp shuttle
#

the missing link was probably some alien demon thing that showed our monke brains how to do aggressive mimicry with electronics

#

technology is realistically just spellcraft

spark mulch
#

i can't remember sorry it was ages ago I was looking at that stuff

#

but it stuck with me becuase it was really compelling, for obvious reasons

austere sinew
#

And fyi for our non muslim friends hadiths arent from the word of god aka the quran so all of them are debatable

sharp shuttle
#

If i do the pilgrimage will i meet you wolo

austere sinew
#

if i dont end up trying to fight emma from customer support

sharp shuttle
#

What lol

austere sinew
#

i had to get a dress and then sent it to the wrong address and even though i asked to change it before it was even DISPATCHED

#

apparently emma said

#

i cant change it

#

not this emma @lime trout

#

as funny as that would be

#

unless emma started working at hobbs to spite me

sharp shuttle
#

a different emma?

austere sinew
#

yes

sharp shuttle
#

ohhh

#

i was so confused

eternal mango
#

Two Emmas?

#

Well that's just gonna be confusing

austere sinew
#

emmaception

spark mulch
#

the many sides of Emma

somber patrol
#

emmaverse

sharp shuttle
#

we need to emmancipate the other emma

#

goblin

#

what is the best way to come up with flags

eternal mango
#

br4th

sharp shuttle
#

for htb

spark mulch
#

working the htb support chat window must be hell honestly, especially when you know the smarter users are just going to be pissed off by the time the bot finally agrees to let you speak to a human

sharp shuttle
#

do you have an internal memo?

austere sinew
#

87415

eternal mango
#

Can just be a random hash, but doesn't really matter if it's for rotation-enabled content

sharp shuttle
#

this is a serious question

eternal mango
#

It can be something related to the content in other cases

sharp shuttle
#

what about the leetspeak ones?

eternal mango
#

like..1337speak

sharp shuttle
#

right

#

but do you like pick a pun?

eternal mango
#

Yeah.. most of those ones are usually in some way related to the content

rancid snow
#

The closest ive ever come to believing the supernatural was when I downloaded a book about psychic warfare from an onion library on banned books and I practiced the methods as a joke when I was angry at a friend and he immediately went into a spiralling coughing fit and got a nosebleed

austere sinew
#

that is wild

spark mulch
#

m0M700K1H4CK3Dd4B0CKS! (this is me inventing a 1337speak flag, it is not a real flag)

eternal mango
#

No idea, some are funny, some are a phrase, some are just.. whatever

#

I'm not involved with content directly ๐Ÿ™‚

sharp shuttle
#

alright, didnt know if yall had a spec before i submit challenges

#

thanks

eternal mango
#

Nah, no spec ๐Ÿ™‚

spark mulch
#

brath have you done any content before

eternal mango
#

Just so long as it isn't FLAG

spark mulch
#

is there brathcore stuff on htb

sharp shuttle
spark mulch
#

ok lmk when you get something published and i'll try to blood it

sharp shuttle
#

but htb will be getting my content, its up to them to accept it

spark mulch
#

never been particularly interested in competing but that'll make it more interesting

sharp shuttle
#

i dont think many people will solve my challenge

#

i submitted as first insane hardware

spark mulch
#

reading interrupts and such?

sharp shuttle
#

no its drone hacking

austere sinew
sharp shuttle
#

this one will be wireless focused

spark mulch
#

i'm all for it

rancid snow
#

sounds fun

sharp shuttle
#

i hope you like gnuradio

spark mulch
#

i sure do!

sharp shuttle
#

most of my challenges will focus on it

spark mulch
#

gqrx4life

bronze lion
#

Brath what are ur suggestions on me to look into ad a guy who is wishing to start learning a niche topic like drone hacking

sharp shuttle
#

literally

bronze lion
#

I'm asking in general

sharp shuttle
#

i am literally making the content

#

you buy a drone

#

and hack it

#

there is no content on it

spark mulch
#

i'd say get a drone

#

oh yeah brath already said it ok

#

my fingers are fast but my brain is slow

bronze lion
#

And how the fuck do u expect me to hack if without knowing how to bro lmao

sharp shuttle
#

you learn iot hacking

bronze lion
#

I'm asking any websites, vids or books

bronze lion
#

Thn

sharp shuttle
#

watch anybody who hacks iot on youtube

#

matt brown is a good friend

#

check him out