general

[eternal mango]

Ok ok, it's just a silly "efficient route to Hacker" thing

Lemme see

[spark mulch]

does it relate to the discord rank, or actual real score

[austere sinew]

LET MY UNEMPLOYMENT ME USEFUL FOR ONCE

[rancid snow]

I don't think you know what a hormone is either

[austere sinew]

okok

[cedar fable]

IM DYIHNG

MY BAD GANGY

[austere sinew]

[cedar fable]

go for it💔

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-job-application-get-a-job-akira-job-application-gif-8274337411388777231

[frail turtle]

prove what im saying is wrong

[austere sinew]

[thick forge]

what do you wanna test ?

[eternal mango]

Discord rank is based off of Labs rank

[spark mulch]

lol

[molten bobcat]

That's my favorite one

[rancid snow]

prove you know what a hormone is. You already proved you dont know what telomeres are.

[spark mulch]

I know it is, but mine is not reflected in my discord rank :)

[thick forge]

🤣

[zealous charm]

disregard indeed for job applications, hack on their BBP and get paid!

[eternal mango]

Oh you got zero active activity on this username UndeadWolo lol

[frail turtle]

I do know what telomeres are; but they have nothing to do with what were talking about

[austere sinew]

ya it's just an account i made to verify on here

hehe

😇

[rancid snow]

yes they do dumbfuck

lmao

[austere sinew]

i have a few other accounts though

[frail turtle]

no they dont

[cedar fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303743230247960682/1304599050443821056/attachment.gif

[eternal mango]

Ok, well linked account form HTB to Discord should represent your HTB Labs rank

but I'm getting off track

[molten bobcat]

The ultimate argument winner "nuh uh!!"

[frail turtle]

you dont even know what were talking about, we were talking about clouds grandmother

[cedar fable]

damn it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-cat-smile-cute-kitty-gif-5058119688631425935

[frail turtle]

she got liver cancer

[spark mulch]

the question was more: does what you want to test matter for discord, or the HTB platform itself

[cedar fable]

still smh

[rancid snow]

telomeres are the bodies prime mechanism to stop cells from runaway reproduction...which is what cancer is.

like holy shit

[molten bobcat]

I would prefer we stop bringing up mamaw

[ivory harbor]

Hi, I’m currently doing and finishing the path for the CJCA. Could someone who has already taken it give me some advice for the exam? It would be my first certification. After that, I plan to go for the CPTS.

[molten bobcat]

It was a long time ago but you driving this point home repeatedly is stupid insensitive brah

[eternal mango]

Ok I should've been clearer.. a user that's not Hacker rank that has active content owns on labs lol, but I think you sit in that @thick forge

[frail turtle]

telomeres wouldnt cause LIVER cancer 🙂

[frozen zinc]

Are you seriously still talking about astrology?

[austere sinew]

NOOOOOOO

[molten bobcat]

#cjca

There's a dedicated channel for it 🙂

[austere sinew]

my unemployment....

[cedar fable]

we're in this together gang

[austere sinew]

it remains useless...

[ivory harbor]

sry thanks

[rancid snow]

I...what? Youre really this confidently dumb?

[molten bobcat]

No need to apologize it's fine

[frail turtle]

cloud never answered if his grandmother took medications, he was losing the argument

[spark mulch]

i would either not interact with that guy on his own terms, or just make fun of his wolf avatar

[rancid snow]

lmao

[frail turtle]

so he resorted to insults

[molten bobcat]

Yeah man I really lost the argument about my dead grandma. That's what this is all about lol

[cedar fable]

@tribal knoll big fan brother, could I get an autograph 😛

[austere sinew]

@eternal mango

can i bribe you with a mint humbug @eternal mango

[rancid snow]

'losing the argument' <- from the guy that doesnt know why telomeres are relevant to cancer discussion

[eternal mango]

Bribe me to do what lol

[frail turtle]

he knows he's losing the argument

[eternal mango]

This is just a little statistics tool

[austere sinew]

ok however

[eternal mango]

Just drop it Hallicon please

[austere sinew]

it would be fun

[eternal mango]

No need to keep going

[molten bobcat]

Yes yes I've lost let's move on

[frozen zinc]

🐝 fun

[frail turtle]

you did and I have to go do laundry anyway

[thick forge]

i not understand, i miss the thread

[austere sinew]

the fun thing about idiots guys is that they can never analyse why they were wrong... even when multiple people are telling them...

[eternal mango]

There wasn't a thread kypanz

[supple plume]

Congrats on wingdata king panz 👑

[eternal mango]

I just had a thought earlier about calculating the most efficient route to obtain Hacker rank from current ownership

So did it

[austere sinew]

what did homeschooled kids ever do to you....

[molten bobcat]

What haven't they done honestly

[frozen zinc]

I learned today that I dont need to reach 100% to be Pro Hacker and that made me very happy

[supple plume]

Airtouch

[austere sinew]

can we pin this...

[rancid snow]

be consistently the dumbest and most socially stunted individuals I have ever met

[frail turtle]

get diabetes

[molten bobcat]

And frankly I never got credited? What the hell dude

[eternal mango]

C1oud gave me the idea

Better?

🤣

[molten bobcat]

... Did this MF just tell me to get diabetes..?

I'm actually stunlocked

That's hilarious

[rancid snow]

no hes saying home school kids dont get diabetes

which might be worse, idk

[molten bobcat]

Oh that's most certainly not true at all lmao

[alpine pumice]

Hallicon remember rule 1 exists

[molten bobcat]

If anything they'd have greater access to sugar at home than in school lmao

[thick forge]

i need to do this to get hacker rank ?

[austere sinew]

something tells me hallicon really really wanted to join the military as a kid and then failed the asvab for the marines

[rancid snow]

lmfao

[surreal hill]

Hey Guys !

Do anyone know if HTB VIP+ subscriptions give access to pro labs like Dante or not ?

[cloud osprey]

they use the same method i did for covid, if you dont get diagnosed its like you never had it

[eternal mango]

That's what you could do to get to Hacker rank yes

[alpine pumice]

No those are a separate subscription

[cloud osprey]

easiest way to get hacker rank is to just get a few bloods

[eternal mango]

It's just an estimation of effort based upon reviews and the easiest path based upon point rewards

Or get bloods yeah

🤣

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-stilgar-lisanalgaib-fremen-lisan-al-gaib-gif-13633185611076219756

[thick forge]

i gonna save the image to do it in the weekend

[supple plume]

King panz do not follow that image it's a trap

[surreal hill]

Thanks for th info i didn't wanna get the wrong subscription 😅

[thick forge]

[molten bobcat]

Yes yes stego payloads are goblins signature move

[supple plume]

Airtouch it is extremely hard if you never done wifi hacking

[cloud osprey]

the guy from taken?

[surreal hill]

And is there any student discount page for the Pro labs subscription ?

[thick forge]

who says i never do wifi things

[frail turtle]

I wasnt trolling or trying to mess with anyone,my discussion is 100% genuined

[supple plume]

Heck yeah

[alpine pumice]

You're always here trolling with nonsense

[molten bobcat]

It took me a second to get this joke holy shit

[maiden anvil]

did somebody say trolling

[austere sinew]

see at this point we're concerned they're not a troll but a failed marine

[molten bobcat]

Liam Neeson isn't the guy from taken that's your dad from fallout 3

... Or Qui Gonn

[maiden anvil]

there's no such thing as a failed marine

because all marines are champions

[molten bobcat]

....... Or raz al ghul..

[maiden anvil]

except when they eat crayons, that's kinda primitive behavior tbh

[thick forge]

time to eat

[rancid snow]

in this case were saying someone wasnt able to become a marine because they failed the intelligence check.

I know impressive but it happens sometimes

[molten bobcat]

Yeah, the ASFAB

Or whatever the exam is

[rancid snow]

asvab

[molten bobcat]

Close

[rancid snow]

I got a 93 on mine

[molten bobcat]

I don't recall what my brother got...

[austere sinew]

dayum

[rancid snow]

missed points from the automative section 😭

I car dumb

[frail turtle]

i dont consider military people to be the brightest minds

[austere sinew]

hallicon is the gift that keeps on giving

[rancid snow]

youd be in good company

[molten bobcat]

Feliz navidad

🎶

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas 🎶

[frail turtle]

dont get me wrong theres a lot of intelligent people in it but not all are bright imo

[austere sinew]

[azure remnant]

Random reddit bot be like: congrats! Numbers in your message adds to 10!

[molten bobcat]

If I ever lose my voice

[austere sinew]

@rancid snow which branch did you end up going for

[frozen zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-et-compte-lance-compte-hockey-woo-gif-24622934

[molten bobcat]

I'm going to design something that lets me communicate like bumblebee in the transformers

[austere sinew]

i'll get an ai to analyse your messages and continue the sass dont worry

[wooden jacinth]

Hello guys

[molten bobcat]

So I can talk in song sound bites from a radio

[azure remnant]

Eww that kids looks

[rancid snow]

Army because I was a moron. The only correct choice is air force. Recruiter social engineering is dangerously stronk though

[wooden jacinth]

[frozen zinc]

but they all glow

[austere sinew]

i was suspecting air force because of the asvab score... it's okay...

everyone makes mistakes.... like hallicon's parents...

[molten bobcat]

Remember kids, baby healthy mommy warm safe

[rancid snow]

if anyone here actually wants to join the military and you get a 90 or higher on your asvab, disregard the branch you were looking at and go air force

life advice

[azure remnant]

My unc once performed so exceptional in an air force simulation test that the trainee didnt believe it and had to repeat the test for him 3 times

[maiden anvil]

I got into AF IT with a 50-something overall

but a 90+ in electronics

[austere sinew]

HOW

[austere sinew]

based

[frozen zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-nerd-girl-surprise-glasses-gif-9511539

[molten bobcat]

Fun cloud facts

I have long eyelashes

I hate them

[azure remnant]

ITS RAMADAN BRO

[austere sinew]

gIVE THEM TO ME THEN

GIVE THEMMMM

[molten bobcat]

All yours bro all they do is smudge my damn glasses

[rancid snow]

trim em

[austere sinew]

[maiden anvil]

stats:

charisma: 4
strength: 3
intellect: 4
agility: 2
electronics: 10

[austere sinew]

i felt the 2 on agility....

[molten bobcat]

Fallout stat tree be like

[austere sinew]

on a spiritual level...

[molten bobcat]

Let's see my stats are..

[frozen zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/mia-khalifa-mia-khalifa-flip-the-bird-fuck-gif-26920502

[austere sinew]

E L E C T R O N I C S

[austere sinew]

oh come on man i hardly think posting mia khalifa here is appropriate

there are kids here

[molten bobcat]

S 5
P 8
E 2
C 4
I 8
A 6
L 7

[frozen zinc]

She is dressed

[molten bobcat]

Stats in fallout are Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility, and Luck

[austere sinew]

and what was her career for a good portion of time? be so fr rn

[molten bobcat]

SPECIAL

[frozen zinc]

shhhh they dont even know who she is lol

[molten bobcat]

My endurance sucks I have a heart condition lmao

[austere sinew]

my stats would just be stupid clumsy and an anxious overthinker

[iron galleon]

she is just a woman

[supple plume]

And 10/10 roaster

[supple plume]

Vre

[austere sinew]

i'll take that 😤

[austere sinew]

😐

[molten bobcat]

So now we get to each pick a perk from fallout

[frozen zinc]

I always play with luck at 10

[molten bobcat]

Hacker is a perk!

[supple plume]

What's available

[molten bobcat]

I'm just picking ones based off y'all's personality

Let's see..

[maiden anvil]

@willow magnet has Nerd Rage

[supple plume]

Pick the fatest for me

[austere sinew]

what happened

👁️

[maiden anvil]

Nerd Rage perk 👀

[austere sinew]

how do we make him rage more...

oh

i thought you wanted to ragebait him

[molten bobcat]

Nerd rage

Max Intel perk

When low HP they gain max strength

[sturdy thistle]

found unauthenticated file upload via a plugin

lol

[austere sinew]

hell yeah

[maiden anvil]

maximum strength baby 💪

[sturdy thistle]

too bad that .php and such things will be filtered

[supple plume]

This is my cat after being vibe edited

[molten bobcat]

I guess wolo gets Wild Wasteland

[supple plume]

@scenic maple

[hybrid oxide]

Is anyone hiring a developer right now for a short-term or longer-term role?

[rapid badger]

Yes ,plenty of people.
<indeed.com>

[supple plume]

Try searching on linkeding jobs

[willow magnet]

Dawg I legit have Wild Wasteland IRL there is no way the goofiest situations happen to me

[austere sinew]

spill spill

[austere sinew]

So in character tbh

😤

[frozen zinc]

Lol you are grumpy today

[supple plume]

This thing @austere sinew is a ticking bomb: tick tick tick tick

[austere sinew]

me? noooo

[supple plume]

|| ||

[frozen zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/pope-francis-blessing-gif-1481704290608981441

[austere sinew]

i am owning wild wasteland

[austere sinew]

hdu

[molten bobcat]

Mines 4 eyes 🫩

[frozen zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-penguin-mad-angry-pissed-off-gif-17426291

[molten bobcat]

Increased perception with glasses on. Decreased perception without glasses

[supple plume]

Deal

Put me 3 pairs of glasses

[molten bobcat]

When the aliens abduct you they take your fuckin glasses bro 🙁

[frozen zinc]

for science?

[molten bobcat]

It's a DLC in fallout 3 called Mothership Zeta

You get abducted by aliens and have to escape!

[frozen zinc]

best crit weapon

in the entire franchise

Did I told you I always play with luck at 10?

[molten bobcat]

I enjoy the ricochet perk from fallout 4 a lot from the luck tree

That, and idiot savant

Turning in a quest, a goofy laugh plays, 2000 experience at level 2

[frozen zinc]

I bought Underrail in the last steam sales

apparently is the succesor of the first fallouts

[molten bobcat]

I like the 3d fallouts a lot

[willow magnet]

A week before my OSEP exam I was a passenger in a car and rolled over a hill in the snow because someone shot a flare gun at us
I have been doing the 67 meme for over 10 years but the numbers were 12/20
I told a kid once "If you die in Papa John's, you die for real" which triggered a schizo state where they went berserk and jumped off a bunch of stairs via dolphin dive"
I led a chant once of "||We don't fuck goats"|| resulting in a local scandal
I walked into a server room once to a guy in a T rex costume trying to juggle
I was on a pentest and tried to clone a guy's badge in Texas in a bathroom by hitting is badge while his pants were down in a stall in which case he tried to beat my ass
On another physical pentest I got stuck in an elevator for like an hour trying to get a badge clone
I trojan horsed a physical pentest by hiding inside of a giant stuffed Alpaca because we figured out the CEO had Taxidermy animals in their office
A company tried to sue me because I ate a piece of pizza from their breakroom and that was technically theft.
The FBI purchased gave me a gin and tonic once when I was underage and just legit didn't care at a conference once
Another pentest I took a picture of someone's badge, it was a woman and she was the head of HR and thought I was creeping on her booty and she badged me through like 4 layers of security to yell at me in her office and I pretended to be some guy we OSINTed and got the poor guy sexual harassment training.

There are a few more but you get the idea

[spark mulch]

got the poor guy sexual harassment training.
The paperwork on that must've been rough?

[austere sinew]

You're one of the funniest people i have ever met please we need to hang out

and please let me join you on a physical pentest

[frozen zinc]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1932186842

[willow magnet]

I am the Austin Powers of physical pentests I swear

[molten bobcat]

Groovy baby oh yeahhhh

[frozen zinc]

XD
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1919724364

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-comedy-britain-spy-secret-agent-gif-254702730338427806

[eternal mango]

https://hacker.g0bl.in

Viber vibed efficient hacker rank path calculator

Someone already checked for .env 🤣 🤣

I'd honestly be disappointed if someone didn't

[frozen zinc]

188 challenges?

I dont think so

[eternal mango]

Even though it takes in to account reviews, I reckon it'll always just suggest easy machines, then medium, then hard.. maybe I'll adjust the weighting a bit

Yes

188 active challenges

[frozen zinc]

oh

[signal mica]

Im in your infra

[frozen zinc]

nvm

[signal mica]

It mine

[sturdy thistle]

[eternal mango]

Yeah, I see you scraping

Good job

[frozen zinc]

I thought I did 188 challenes

[signal mica]

Im messing

[eternal mango]

Hahah ok

[molten bobcat]

Watching people screw around in the logs is fun

[signal mica]

Havent touched any

[eternal mango]

Well there's sod all there, so people can dirbust all they want

[signal mica]

No thats your job

Mr blue

[molten bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2RlgNHKcydI9sayD2Df2xp?si=yM_i6jDORiCK_V-jUidl2w

https://tenor.com/view/nr2003-flip-blue-sky-mr-blue-sky-song-gif-560683458131209784

[eternal mango]

Electric Light Orchestra 😮

Daaaamn haven't heard that name in a while

[signal mica]

https://open.spotify.com/track/64jRw9RTu30UeNwUVfVzO0?si=Kctke66kQuuCixqAEMyctA

[austere sinew]

YESSSSSS

[molten bobcat]

I am a man of impeccable taste

[eternal mango]

Ok time to link up IP addresses with HTB accounts to find out who has been dirbusting, and chuck them to the ban department

(JOKING, this is a personal project, nothing to do with HTB)

(...and I can't do that either)

[molten bobcat]

And that chat, is what we call a honeypot

[sturdy thistle]

Let;s see

[signal mica]

Real

[eternal mango]

Funny thing is, I didn't even ask it to style it with HTB theme

[brittle quail]

Would doing a research paper on cybersecurity be helpful if I wanted to get a job or something

[austere sinew]

:;plea

[molten bobcat]

No

[austere sinew]

🥺

[eternal mango]

Had a prompt lined up to apply the styles I had ready, but turned out it'd already done it

[austere sinew]

😔

[molten bobcat]

Write research papers because you want to research something

Not because you think it'll get you something

[sharp shuttle]

Depends on what you did it on, but very highly likely will not be read and stolen by AI

[brittle quail]

No I am it’s a project

I chose it

[sturdy thistle]

told AI

xD

[brittle quail]

It’s for school but I could use it elsewhere

[brittle quail]

wow okay very encouraging

[eternal mango]

Someone seriously just threw Log4J

Gonna get my popcorn

[sturdy thistle]

Hello [AI], please research cybersecurity paper

[molten bobcat]

Oh dude if it's public it's gonna get hit with everything from shell shock to log4j to an ancient medieval trebuchet

[eternal mango]

(logs aren't kept, this is purely from the container logs)

[eternal mango]

Oh for sure.. within minutes of spinning up a VM with pots open, you get hit

[molten bobcat]

It's nutty

[sturdy thistle]

too bad i can't get RCE with the file upload thingy

[molten bobcat]

How much of the noise of the internet is just straight up malicious

[eternal mango]

Yes

[frozen zinc]

Can you read my blog pls?

[molten bobcat]

All the packets wasted.. all the electricity and energy consumed

All in the pursuit of fuckin greed

CLASSIC

[eternal mango]

loool oh dear, I mentioned containers

Now I see docker related paylods

They're learning

[molten bobcat]

Lmaoo

[eternal mango]

Leave my poor toaster alone

[molten bobcat]

Watching demons flood a small box

[eternal mango]

It has a hard enough time toasting bread, let alone host this brain burp

[frozen zinc]

toaster?

[molten bobcat]

If the CPU spikes wouldn't that make it a more effective toaster?

[eternal mango]

hmmmm

[signal mica]

I need to break an arch install and ask codex to fix it

[molten bobcat]

I'm just saying, might as well solve one problem

[signal mica]

How do i fuc shi up real good?

[molten bobcat]

Remove network manager config files I guess lmao

[signal mica]

Thats a good one

[molten bobcat]

I'm calling back to when pmdev screwed up his Kali earlier hehe

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[molten bobcat]

I think I wanna change my pfp

There we go.

All better

[supple plume]

Change something arbitrarily on initramfs

Oh there is a cooler way

[molten bobcat]

I vibe with this

[supple plume]

Change the way bash reads and interprets globs and quotes and force a system update. That blew up my whole stuff once fine tuned mess

[eternal mango]

Ok no way all of this is from the link in here. Can only imagine it's from those watching transparency logs and checking hostnames for newly issued certs from LetsEncrypt

[supple plume]

What?

[austere sinew]

The fact that people are trying to hack you of all people is making me laugh @eternal mango

[eternal mango]

Just got a terminal watching terminal output from a URL I shared earlier for a silly vibetool, and seeing loads more traffic than I imagine there would be on the vhost

[supple plume]

I accessed it some people did and probably hundreds of bots

Too

I notice every time I deploy anything for my customers in seconds they have 20 clankers trying to bruteforce everythinf

[gaunt gale]

I did four sections of HTB Academy today

four yesterday

[eternal mango]

I know, but I'm talking about a wide range of IP addresses pretty constantly. People aren't THAT interested in my stupid shit

[supple plume]

It is normal

[eternal mango]

Yes I know, but this was a new domain

Just registered

[supple plume]

That doesnt matter it is automated...

[eternal mango]

Which means that additional traffic is coming fron those monitoring transparency logs

[gaunt gale]

I'm doing much better. the real test will be the web proxies module. If I get that done in two weeks that's something.

[eternal mango]

Like, you're agreeing with me

You do realise that

[gaunt gale]

like now I know my performance is improved significantly if it gets to that point

[supple plume]

I think I do

[eternal mango]

I'm not trying to say it's out of the ordinary

[gaunt gale]

because the module I'm currently doing is still a fundamental module

[eternal mango]

Just trying to state the how

[gaunt gale]

hey how is everyone I see there's a debate going on here?

[supple plume]

Yes

[eternal mango]

(because it's what I've done before)

Transparency logs are such a good resource.. so long as you obviously use them accordingly, and for one instance I had a target that issued new certs from LetsEncrypt frequently for dev/staging instances, prefixed by commit short id

So yeah.. that was fun

[austere sinew]

[eternal mango]

Ok nevermind, thought it was interesting lol

[supple plume]

It is to me

[rancid snow]

im interested just busy at work

[ocean marsh]

go study for oscp bro

[austere sinew]

@eternal mango can I vote to have in hackthebox

I think it would be funny

[austere sinew]

Shit u right

WAIT

[eternal mango]

You can, but I'm not a mod I'm afraid, so you'd have to ask mods

[austere sinew]

IT WAS HERE

THIS WHOLE TIME??

[eternal mango]

lol

[austere sinew]

okay but is THIS here

Take this curveball

[eternal mango]

[echo kestrel]

Hi guys

[zealous charm]

[austere sinew]

Okay we dont need enjoy the fish suffer is hilarious

[ocean marsh]

when you have , why would you want anything else wolo

[austere sinew]

Okay but

[ocean marsh]

okay butt

[eternal mango]

Taking first interview tomorrow in.. god knows how long

[austere sinew]

Interview for what

[eternal mango]

Shitting bricks, but kinda excited too.

[austere sinew]

👀 👀

[eternal mango]

Interview for a hire at HTB

[austere sinew]

Ooooooh

[eternal mango]

Just not been involved in interviews for a while

[rancid snow]

@eternal mango how much of the logs looks like generic automated scans vs actually testing endpoints

[austere sinew]

Hope it goes well!

[ocean marsh]

You can interview me if you want to

[rancid snow]

is it marcie 👀

[eternal mango]

It's all just dirbusting, there are only three routes on the URL

[obtuse fern]

Its never me

[ocean marsh]

brazil mentioned

[supple plume]

Never me either...

I'm not even looking for a job anymore

I gave up

[simple swallow]

Switzerland

[gaunt gale]

how is everyone?

[ocean marsh]

bro is only looking for reciprocal love

[gaunt gale]

you gave up?

who?

you shouldn't give up

I have been looking forever and now I'm suing the regional center for scamming me saying they'll help me get a job when they weren't and for committing multiple due process violations

and even now I'm not giving up

and you shouldn't either?

what if one day you are able to get one?

I think giving up on it completely is weak

better idea is to identify why you aren't getting jobs

then solve that problem

then try again

that way you are being solution focused

[supple plume]

I think it's ATS my problem

[obtuse fern]

Copium

[supple plume]

So I will go back to freelancing hopefully with better success this time

[simple swallow]

I'm a hacking, IT, psychology, martial arts, exotic restaurants, digital media, cooking, and gaming enthusiast

🌩️ 🐐

[sturdy thistle]

I'm just mick

that's more then enough

[supple plume]

Gaddayum hacking martial arts sounds like hammering clouds @molten bobcat wanna be hammered 🔨

[ocean marsh]

mick with a hat

one might say

[sturdy thistle]

aiming for 1 more CVE

so i have 5 in feb

[ocean marsh]

gl bro

[sturdy thistle]

4 are already confirmed - yet i'm waiting on the fix and publishing

[supple plume]

How much cash total

[gaunt gale]

well, that's certainly better than giving up. bug bounties?

[sturdy thistle]

until now...... 0 😛

[supple plume]

Freelancing web dev

[gaunt gale]

bro your making fun of me I get that. but are you doing that to be a dick or to be silly?

I can't really tell

[gaunt gale]

well, there you go nothing wrong with that

[supple plume]

I've been doing it for years tho

I just had a bad year

[gaunt gale]

ok

well, I think a bad year is a good opportunity to learn lessons.

and improve

not an excuse to give up

[supple plume]

Well thanks to the frustration I started my journey in cyber

[gaunt gale]

great

well, you should do CWES/CWEE learning paths

[supple plume]

But I gave up on looking for a normal job sending resumes

[gaunt gale]

ah ok

probably the AI hype

that employers have

that's all

and either way its ok you can do it

[supple plume]

Well AI has become an actual tool for development

[gaunt gale]

ya

exactly

employers want to heavily rely on that

but that doesn't mean you give up

or if nothing else, maybe try learning web exploitation

your web dev knowledge will translate to that quite well

[supple plume]

I'm good at that yea

It helps a lot

[gaunt gale]

then why not try bug bounties

that's freelance

and companies hire out of them

ezpz

[supple plume]

I tried before but it's still a bit too much for me

[gaunt gale]

ok

[supple plume]

I am still learning

[gaunt gale]

well, either way don't give up

you can do it

consistent failure is a problem to solve not an excuse to give up

you see how much I have failed and I'm not giving up either and I've failed more than you have

[rancid snow]

no you cant. give up

[gaunt gale]

because giving up is weak

[rancid snow]

succumb

succummmmbbbb

[supple plume]

Maybe it sounded too extreme but I didnt mean I give up like I guess it sounds really bad but I only meant as to look for a 9-5 job again

[gaunt gale]

ok

anyway I'm gonna get back to work on CWES but just giving the best advice I can give

[supple plume]

Appreciated

[gaunt gale]

hope it helps

your welcome

[frail turtle]

Nothing wrong with working a min wage job

No shame in it

Unless you feel ashamed about it idk

As long as you work on finding something else

[rancid snow]

cant support my fam on min wage

[frail turtle]

What matters is you get to enjoy life

[frail turtle]

This reminds me of a nurse who went to court last week

Because they wanted to make her work for 24 hours

They fired her because she wouldnt. Obviously at that point its a safety concern

I feel bad for nurses now

[sharp shuttle]

Nurses have always been treated that way dude

[lime trout]

24 hour on call is common

[simple swallow]

Are you bothered by your own bio? 🐐

[rancid snow]

why is your username pedo

idk what kind of pedo a paralelepipe is but pedos are bad

[simple swallow]

vinifxp10 sir

[rancid snow]

bless you

[molten bobcat]

Rewatching parks and rec

[simple swallow]

Here's a tip: a rectangular prism has 8 sides.

use 90% of your IQ and you will understand

[rancid snow]

leave 8 year old kids alone

[simple swallow]

Am I involved in the Epstein case? I don't follow it very closely.

[rancid snow]

yes

[simple swallow]

I've always wanted to visit an island

[supple plume]

Vro get out of here

[rancid snow]

gross

pedos bad

[simple swallow]

send to the FBI

[gray wraith]

So tired Nd hungry bc of cut

[supple plume]

@obtuse fern I chose you

[gray wraith]

[signal mica]

💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪has🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬✨

[thick forge]

whats going on

[simple swallow]

If you use 99% of your IQ, you will discover the meaning of the word “parallelepiped.”

[thick forge]

paralelepipedo es un traba lenguas

ez

[simple swallow]

don't help him

[thick forge]

[simple swallow]

😜

[thick forge]

i need to work

[rancid snow]

so youre a pedo with bad spelling

[thick forge]

but is so easy work than i dont do it

i mean i need eat first befor working

[rancid snow]

also bro actually is in epstein files 😂

[thick forge]

or do something else

[thick forge]

whats that

[rancid snow]

the epstein files

[thick forge]

yes but what is espstein files

[mystic patio]

Wtf am i reading

[thick forge]

i see a lot of these things on the internet

epstein here epstein there

but what is that

i gonna go for a chocolate milk

i need energy

[supple plume]

These are some files that contain the bash manual 3.4.1 reference and other bad stuff

[thick forge]

i need a chinese friend

or a family to make bussiness

[ocean marsh]

I can be your chinese friend

[thick forge]

lets gooooo

my first chienese friend

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ni-hao-fine-shyt-1

there's only one problem

I'm actually brazilian

[thick forge]

nooooooo

i got scammed

[ocean marsh]

lmfaooooo

[ocean marsh]

this is so good

@prime crescent is my chinese friend

[thick forge]

🤣

[thick forge]

prove it

[ocean marsh]

ping him

and we can prove that

[thick forge]

i think i need to go outside to meet my chineese markets around here

[ocean marsh]

@prime crescent

[thick forge]

another reason to fly to chayna

searching for guanxi

i backn in some minutes chocolate milk is ready

[ocean marsh]

dude going to kowloon

[thick forge]

[wispy pine]

Is there a htb mobile?

[ocean marsh]

what do you mean?

an app? no

[terse dirge]

kubernetes time @supple plume

[wispy pine]

Then google is a liar.

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-kitten-orange-cat

[ocean marsh]

ceald did you listen to loathe?

[supple plume]

ATRÁS

[wispy pine]

[ocean marsh]

what does atras means my dude

[supple plume]

Back off in spanish

[ocean marsh]

it means behind in my language

[thick forge]

go back means or something like that

i not understand spanish

[supple plume]

Whats your lang

[thick forge]

[ocean marsh]

portuguese

[supple plume]

Portugueeese

[thick forge]

manitooo

[ocean marsh]

bro only knows yappanese

[thick forge]

voce de brasil

[supple plume]

Eu no fala potugueiro

[thick forge]

[ocean marsh]

yes sir

latin america gang?

[thick forge]

best hackers are from latam

[signal mica]

[ocean marsh]

Glad to be an exception

[thick forge]

🤣

[ocean marsh]

not a good hacker

[thick forge]

execpt me

i just a noob

[ocean marsh]

what are you studying for

[thick forge]

i not study

[supple plume]

For KING

[thick forge]

i leave studies to hack wifi to play mu online

[ocean marsh]

based

[thick forge]

wifislax an backtrack 5 my best friends

in these time

[ocean marsh]

we shall never study, we shall live in ignorance

[thick forge]

i was thinking to be a farmer

i mean is fun

and if i can automated that

just imagine the posibilties

[ocean marsh]

farm some hashes

[thick forge]

🤣

the hash farmer

[ocean marsh]

htb has a whole section about that

[thick forge]

i saved today the imagen thats send me goblin today

to be a hacker rank

to start spaming images

[supple plume]

@signal mica

Turbo

[brisk abyss]

@scenic maple

[ocean marsh]

@scenic maple

[thick forge]

time to fly to chayna golam

[rapid badger]

Mu online ? I havnt heard that name in 20years. People still play that ?

[ocean marsh]

cold world we live in

[ocean marsh]

cpts exam when?

[supple plume]

@scenic maple 🐈

[thick forge]

no, i mean in these time 🤣

[scenic maple]

Wazzup bois

[sharp shuttle]

Taking a shit

[ocean marsh]

golam 👊

[scenic maple]

Hello dear

[scenic maple]

[scenic maple]

We all do it

[obtuse fern]

Next time @supple plume ping serious rule break; not an individual mod specifically.

[sharp shuttle]

HackTheShit is my favorite time to lurk

[supple plume]

I didn't know if that required that kind of ping

[scenic maple]

What happened tho

[obtuse fern]

It did

[scenic maple]

[supple plume]

That's why I choose the harshest mod

[obtuse fern]

See #moderation

[ocean marsh]

bingbong went out of control and release 10% of his power

[sharp shuttle]

No Access

thats sick

[supple plume]

Noted

[obtuse fern]

Its a secret hole for mods and staff

[scenic maple]

U missed it

[brisk abyss]

hiiiiiiiiiiiii

[rapid badger]

Next year. Working on cwes D

[scenic maple]

How is it going

[ocean marsh]

nice! gl

[brisk abyss]

not too bad. i just woke up from a nap

[sharp shuttle]

Bingbong got bingbanned?

[scenic maple]

Ar u coping fine with whats happening there?

[brisk abyss]

when is 4g3n747 gonna be allowed back in?

[scenic maple]

It wasnt related to him ita a joke

[ocean marsh]

bing recently hit bong

[brisk abyss]

not well hahaha

[scenic maple]

Ya i saw quite a few people leave that place

[brisk abyss]

i am taking a news break, as i am enraged everyday

[scenic maple]

I understand why

[ocean marsh]

chatted with this guy once in chaos

[brisk abyss]

and i am burnt out from activism

[ocean marsh]

crazy dude

[sharp shuttle]

The Bing from Bongland lives another day

[scenic maple]

Not in the near future

[brisk abyss]

he got banned from there for creepin didn't he?

[ocean marsh]

idk

[scenic maple]

But yall know the first thing he will do

[ocean marsh]

im a htb newbie here

idk people

[scenic maple]

Nsfw gifs

His weakness

[ocean marsh]

milk gifs?

[brisk abyss]

🥛

[sturdy thistle]

NEVER!

[scenic maple]

Murder who

[sharp shuttle]

Idk i see no reason not to let everyone be unbanned

so many bad bans

[brisk abyss]

i miss xreous

[ocean marsh]

we should ban undeadwolo

[brisk abyss]

yes lol

[scenic maple]

I used to know a server where there was only one rule and that was there are no rules

[sturdy thistle]

you misspelled PING @austere sinew

[ocean marsh]

thanks mick

[scenic maple]

Things ended very very vadly there

[brisk abyss]

hi mick

i see i am UNBLOCKED

[scenic maple]

Homelander ones

[brisk abyss]

i love u

[ocean marsh]

😢

[scenic maple]

Whats the pfp tho

Which anime

[sharp shuttle]

I like servers that have no rules because it means i can pretend im a girl and get all the guys fighting with each other to buy me r0bux

[scenic maple]

Ya me neither

[brisk abyss]

r()bl()x

[scenic maple]

Well you see having no rulrs brings the worst out of people

[supple plume]

Im going to sleep I'll say the name of the game to get muted

There you go:

[sharp shuttle]

Servers with no rules are honey pots

embrace

[scenic maple]

I think its now ruled by people with very harsh ideologies

[ocean marsh]

If melon was still alive 💔

[supple plume]

Oh it didnt happen

[scenic maple]

Could be

[brisk abyss]

is it chaos, golam?

[scenic maple]

No way to know for sure

Fed or not

[brisk abyss]

chaos became true chaos

[supple plume]

It just doesnt send

[ocean marsh]

I used to love chaos

[sharp shuttle]

I am paid by Palantir to make them and train models to assign social credit scores

[scenic maple]

Chaos doesnt even come close to what that was

[ocean marsh]

chaos was the best thing ever

[cloud osprey]

ill be your honey, pot

[brisk abyss]

did you guys know that jeffrey epstein started the right wing shit on 4chan lol

[scenic maple]

Atleast u got paid
I WILL do it for the love of the game

[sharp shuttle]

paint you will be my honeybucket concubine

[scenic maple]

Ayoo not the place

[ocean marsh]

can you tell me his thoughts on fnaf?

[sharp shuttle]

okay poop complete carry on chat

[signal mica]

No way ts real

[sharp shuttle]

yes you needed to know

[brisk abyss]

there were five nights at my cousin fredys

[austere sinew]

Shutup im loved here

[signal mica]

Yes i way the first one to reply

[ocean marsh]

stfu wolo

[austere sinew]

@sturdy thistle PONG

[ocean marsh]

leave

[austere sinew]

no u

[austere sinew]

nou

[ocean marsh]

I hate undead wolo

[scenic maple]

Dang ur pfp is anime guy block right eye with pegion

Thata cool

[sharp shuttle]

I am paid by palantir to install poop dna scanners in your toilet to extract your heritage and determine your stool timelines. I am in your pipes

[austere sinew]

ok punpun

i'll make another ai song of you

[molten bobcat]

Hello

[austere sinew]

dont tempt me

[ocean marsh]

golam ban this girl

[austere sinew]

shuddup

[brisk abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/kaiser-michael-kaiser-tweaking-crash-out-screaming-gif-2705162309439021584

[ocean marsh]

wtf is this dude

[signal mica]

Bro has poop data exfiltration on deck

[scenic maple]

Race bait

[austere sinew]

hallo love the pfp hilarious

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chipmunk-alvin-tSNydMNFELt2ZgNCTr

[molten bobcat]

It's Four Eyes

[sharp shuttle]

I am paid by palantir to assess your tummy aches and infuse your fluorine water with pepto microdosage to ensure you are able to work and pay taxes

[brisk abyss]

hi gob 😄

[signal mica]

Von

Von

[brisk abyss]

hi cloud

[scenic maple]

🚨

[ocean marsh]

@molten bobcat i hate the pfp, not hilarious

[molten bobcat]

My sister helped me figure out what the issue was I'm good now

[supple plume]

Bombon

[ocean marsh]

😾

[austere sinew]

oh woowww so cool so edgy

[sharp shuttle]

I am paid by palantir to train your sister on handling you

[ocean marsh]

ok now you rage baited me

this pmo

that was easy

[molten bobcat]

She got her RN license recently

I'm proud of her

[austere sinew]

based

[brisk abyss]

is it gay or straight if i date a guy

[eternal mango]

Does it matter?

[supple plume]

Depends?

[austere sinew]

love you too r 🫂

[molten bobcat]

God damn this dude can't get more based

[austere sinew]

even if youre the edgiest guy i know

[ocean marsh]

this dude might be socrates

[eternal mango]

lol

[sharp shuttle]

But Wolo, thats me

[scenic maple]

Dont u have a wife ☠️

[brisk abyss]

no but as a ts girl i gotta make sure

oh golam

u have no idea

[sharp shuttle]

Bros never been to a munch

[austere sinew]

nu uhhh punpun takes the win @ocean marsh

[scenic maple]

Confusing times we live in

[molten bobcat]

As long as y'all love each other it ain't matter all that much

[ocean marsh]

Yeah I'm so edgy that I painted my hair black

[sturdy thistle]

bed is calling me

[ocean marsh]

so emo

[austere sinew]

wait you dyed your hair??

[scenic maple]

What color was it before

[austere sinew]

nait nait

[molten bobcat]

I love my partner, he's smarter than I am

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/coffee-snow-white-3oriO04qxVReM5rJEA

[austere sinew]

time for a billion pings

[ocean marsh]

dude I've sent you pictures

dumbass

[signal mica]

You smoke?

[austere sinew]

you heard the man start chugging stay up @sturdy thistle

[sturdy thistle]

that's not bed g0blin

[molten bobcat]

I treasure the moments I'm able to make him laugh

[austere sinew]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

[scenic maple]

Is this how snow white dies fr

[austere sinew]

CHUG THAT COFFEE

[molten bobcat]

Real

[ocean marsh]

No, that's bad for my health

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-lolipop-dog

[austere sinew]

your taste in media is also bad for your health

punpun is overrated

[sharp shuttle]

fuck you man

[ocean marsh]

punpun is just fine

[eternal mango]

Caffeine kinda just knocks me out recently in the morning somehow

[brisk abyss]

isnt punpun the penguin from evangelion

or is that penpen or something

[molten bobcat]

I know, it's beautiful isn't it?

How art can evoke emotion

[ocean marsh]

lol

@austere sinew check dms

[austere sinew]

okok

[signal mica]

Remove the dye

[austere sinew]

i miss caffeine....

i smelled coffee earlier

a whiff of it

i've been going crazy since

i got possessed by @zealous charm

[eternal mango]

I 'member first time I had a proper actual cup of real coffee

Goosebumps

[sturdy thistle]

leak the dm

[molten bobcat]

It's like feeling peace in your heart for the first time

[ocean marsh]

sounds like it was spiked

[austere sinew]

i still remember this one spot in london i'd obsessively go to for the best coffee ive ever had in my life...

[cloud osprey]

baja blast

[austere sinew]

was by an italian coffee nerd

he was like

[ocean marsh]

@lusty forum likes 10$ coffee btw

[austere sinew]

IT IS MY OWN SPECIAL BLEND

[eternal mango]

Sounds like no it wasn't keep my coffee out of your mouth

[molten bobcat]

Since uh.. I was unmedicated for my ADHD at the time my first sip of coffee made me.. fall asleep

[austere sinew]

40 PERCENT ROBUSTA

[zealous charm]

Ma’am it is bed time, you will wreck your sleep score

[sturdy thistle]

60 percent grinder

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-15693948996896090554

[austere sinew]

OH COME ON

HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT

[sturdy thistle]

oh go to bed too

[ocean marsh]

wolo go study oscp

[austere sinew]

NO

[sturdy thistle]

yapping time will come tomorrow

[austere sinew]

this is cyberbullying

[eternal mango]

Ok Mickhat, nn

Plodding off too

[austere sinew]

nait naitttt

sweet dreams yall

[eternal mango]

❤️

[cloud osprey]

yapping time is always and forever

[brisk abyss]

goodnight my dear

[molten bobcat]

Goodnight my favorite German and otherwise friends

[sturdy thistle]

good nait sirs and girls

[eternal mango]

OH!

The build finished! hahah

totally forgot about that

[molten bobcat]

[sturdy thistle]

i will dream about the unauthed file upload

[molten bobcat]

Two and a half hours lmao

[eternal mango]

"half an hour"

Bullshit

[sturdy thistle]

did it build a house for you? did you used a thinkpad x230?

[eternal mango]

Fresh vllm and supporting libraries build in order to have MiniMax-M2.5 run faster than a snail on the cluster

[austere sinew]

GO TO SLEEP YOU TWO!!

HYPOCRITES

[sturdy thistle]

U TWO

BED

[austere sinew]

OKAY FINE

I WILL

[eternal mango]

THIS IS G0BLINS ANSWERING MACHINE, SHUSH

[sturdy thistle]

we three

[eternal mango]

Good night

[sturdy thistle]

BED NOW

[eternal mango]

good night

[austere sinew]

GOOD NIGHT

[eternal mango]

GooD NiGhT

[molten bobcat]

Para Español, prima Numero Dos

[austere sinew]

GOOD

NIGHT

[sturdy thistle]

sleep well

[austere sinew]

NIGHT OF GOODNESS

SWEET DREAMS

[eternal mango]

NO

[sturdy thistle]

STOP TYPING

[austere sinew]

SLEEP MODERATELY

YOU GUYS STOP TYPING

[eternal mango]

Acceptable

Ok

[brisk abyss]

wait whos going to bed

[austere sinew]

ok

[brisk abyss]

i'm so confused

[sturdy thistle]

the whole server

[austere sinew]

the europeans are fighting

we are the europeans

[brisk abyss]

lucky

[molten bobcat]

EVERYONES GOIN TO BED

[austere sinew]

MODERATE TO GOOD NIGHT @sturdy thistle @eternal mango

[molten bobcat]

🛏️

[brisk abyss]

my sister is in ur area wolo

currently

[austere sinew]

WAIT IS SHE

[brisk abyss]

yes

[sturdy thistle]

in bed

yes

[austere sinew]

OH COME ON MICK

I GOTTA KNOW THIS

[brisk abyss]

she is taking a vacation from being a political journalist in DC lol

[austere sinew]

If she needs a tour guide lmk!

[brisk abyss]

she told me not to tell her about any of the news here while she's gone

oh she used to live there hahaha

so she'll be good

[austere sinew]

plot twist

that's funny af

OKAY GOODNIGHT

Before they wake up and kill me

[brisk abyss]

goodnight deary

[sturdy thistle]

[austere sinew]

WHY ARE YOU STILL UP MICK

[sturdy thistle]

idk

[austere sinew]

GO TO SLEEP

GOODNIGHT

[sturdy thistle]

i will

once you vanished

[austere sinew]

OK THEN DO IT

[eternal mango]

Look we can't all not be asleep

[austere sinew]

G0BLIN

WHY

ARE

[austere sinew]

i havE AN EXCUSE