general

[brittle quail]

omg

[frozen zinc]

i have to do nothing

[azure remnant]

I had to try

[brittle quail]

potato explosion = explot

[frozen zinc]

exploiting root

and potatos bro

is all connected

[azure remnant]

If u gonna use it to search u can use searchsploit btw

[supple plume]

That's a good practice tbh

[supple plume]

Yeah I was thinking about that

[brittle quail]

wow

potatos are

why hacking exist

[azure remnant]

Politics

[frozen zinc]

@molten bobcat I performed passive DNS resolution on the malicious URL, which attributed the hosting infrastructure to a VPS provider in Eastern Europe. Through analysis of the phishing kit's source code, I identified the hardcoded exfiltration email address and pivoted to discover the attacker's Command and Control (C2) server. The SSL certificates suggest the actor is reusing infrastructure across multiple campaigns.

[brittle quail]

potatos a good name for a malware or exploit or smth

lol

[frozen zinc]

yes xD

[brittle quail]

oh

what

where

[molten bobcat]

using email for exfil is

so lame

[brittle quail]

oh

wow

[frozen zinc]

https://github.com/ohpe/juicy-potato

[brittle quail]

wow

[frozen zinc]

mimimimi

[brittle quail]

potatos

are very

powerful

[molten bobcat]

indeed

🥔

fear him

[brittle quail]

i tried to buy lan turtle online but

iys sold out

everywheeeeere

[molten bobcat]

i think i should shower

[brittle quail]

yes

u should

[molten bobcat]

one more entry in the report and i will

[brittle quail]

okay

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew health check

[molten bobcat]

ich liebe dich

[sturdy thistle]

❤️

[molten bobcat]

merry wednesday

[brittle quail]

hi

[austere sinew]

YIPPEEEE YOU DID IT

[austere sinew]

all gucci ty 🫂

[molten bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/17jvzt9G2QHA8T8zPMZGiT?si=30cf18c03d624df2

[brittle quail]

what is this

[frigid mountain]

what's up?

[brittle quail]

wow

this whole time

i thought 192.xxx.xx wtv

was like ur ip address that ppl would use to attack u

[obtuse fern]

The opposite of down

[brittle quail]

but its the 10.xx.x.x one

[molten bobcat]

That's not true either.

[obtuse fern]

Wrong, technically

[brittle quail]

oh

[molten bobcat]

You don't understand public and private addresses it seems

[brittle quail]

yes

id on

t

[molten bobcat]

There's a networking fundamentals module 🙂

[brittle quail]

wait but

[obtuse fern]

10.0.0.0/8 and 192.168.0.0/24 are both private ranges

[brittle quail]

you know how the admin thing comes up when u tpye ur ip in

that only works when ur on the network

[obtuse fern]

Well, it works when you type your gateway address in

[obtuse fern]

Because most routers have a web interface

[brittle quail]

yes

[frigid mountain]

yuck yuck yuck

[brittle quail]

ima just

keep doing labs

[obtuse fern]

Much like sittim is the opposite of standim

[molten bobcat]

I got the cat

[brittle quail]

did u steal this cat

[molten bobcat]

I adopted him last year

[frigid mountain]

I'm so bored. I'm fully checked out of this job. Have an interview Friday. Been spending all morning applying for other jobs.

[brittle quail]

wow

we adopted our cats

too

[obtuse fern]

Or did he adopt you?

[brittle quail]

from the streets

[signal mica]

Good

[frigid mountain]

I'm doing bare minimum here. Which is only slightly less than I normally do. 😂

[molten bobcat]

He's the one who hung out with me first so yeah

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[supple plume]

prrrrrr

[molten bobcat]

Comparison

[brittle quail]

meow

[molten bobcat]

He's a much healthier happy buddy now

[brittle quail]

he looks like hed say arf

[supple plume]

bro

[brittle quail]

💀

[supple plume]

hahah

[frozen zinc]

spreak poprerly if you want to be pofressional

[signal mica]

me and who

[brittle quail]

yes sir

[signal mica]

why is he so mean? she seems like a handsome elegant lady

fuck outta here with shit like that

[supple plume]

zimbawearch

[foggy kindle]

Guys I lowk feel stupid after failing this ctf, I learned on Udemy, money wasted?

[frigid mountain]

just ordered mexican food via door dash 😋

[brittle quail]

fuckkkk 🤤

[supple plume]

maybe but that doesnt matter, you got a taste of what this is, do you like it?

[sturdy thistle]

yeah let me know what i can do better (aka what can AI do better)

[foggy kindle]

Idk but how do I know I’m smart

Give me a quiz rq

[supple plume]

it doesn't matter

to overcome the lack of talent or intelligence we apply years of study

do you like it or not

would you invest years studying this? that is what matters

[foggy kindle]

Idk I’ve been learning from mistakes and learning for 1 year

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/meditation-gif-19648128

[molten bobcat]

I've been a dumbass all my life

[rugged dune]

azomax how is ur skills in deseralization ?

[foggy kindle]

After all I can now know if someone is a skid depending if they used quasar or some random video from loi liang yang cause I was a skid 2 years ago

[molten bobcat]

i identify skids by their lack of networking knowledge lmao

[foggy kindle]

Idk my fav thing is deauths just a little next door prank

[molten bobcat]

thats not legal

please don't do that

[foggy kindle]

Ik

I do it on my own network

My friend abuses it

[molten bobcat]

thats not true

[foggy kindle]

You advanced? Any tips

[supple plume]

cloud can see if you don't behave he is like santa

[fiery copper]

Most people fail CTFs before they win

[molten bobcat]

uhhh develop a mental illness

[rich radish]

Oh yeah? Well im part of anonymous

[fiery copper]

So you just gotta do more CTFs

[rich radish]

Noob advice

Just join anonymous like me

[foggy kindle]

Recently reported a xss vuln in my school’s website, feel like Elliot

[molten bobcat]

i would recommend ignoring this particular moron

[rich radish]

Kali nethunter

[supple plume]

worse than noob advice

[rich radish]

Android hacking 💪

[tepid lark]

anyone find any good guides for the eighteen box?

[molten bobcat]

and i would love to remind you that mr robot is a drama tv show and isn't reflective of reality

[supple plume]

which one there are many?

[foggy kindle]

I like making fun of skids who send me rats from a yt tutorial

[rich radish]

But how come the main character literally describes who i am

I am introvert autist coder guy

And i am elliot

Spiritually

[brittle quail]

i told someone yesterday id buy a android as a secondary phone and he called me poor LMAO

[fiery copper]

You are an idiot not an elliot

[rich radish]

I learn japanese off rosetta stone

[rich radish]

What a loser

[foggy kindle]

Is python effective or c++ or c or c# or js or java

[brittle quail]

yep

[brittle quail]

i use c--

[fiery copper]

Well Python is great at anything

[molten bobcat]

I know a bit of python

[brittle quail]

oh wait c-- is a real thing

[fiery copper]

So you cant go wrong with python

[foggy kindle]

I ate kfc for dinner tbh that’s why my laptop ran out of charge

[brittle quail]

i use cvv+-

[fiery copper]

I use Excel

[rich radish]

Lua

[brittle quail]

oh

sometimes i code in

[foggy kindle]

In what

[molten bobcat]

cybersecurity is one of those fields that looks interesting from the surface, but you decide to dive in one day and realize you can't actually see the bottom

[young glen]

Hey bros

[foggy kindle]

There is no bottom is there, tbh everytime I code the simplest thing a random Karen thinks I’m hacking Walmart or smth

[molten bobcat]

that's because they can't see past the surface

most people don't bother learning

about this stuff

[foggy kindle]

Isn’t asp.net the wrong thing to use for websites

[molten bobcat]

there is no "wrong thing"

[foggy kindle]

I understand

[molten bobcat]

there's also no "right thing" either

humans make tools that do stuff, and humans are not capable of creating perfect things

so they have flaws and fuckups

[foggy kindle]

School IT of mine reveals ftp port open I reported vulns but they ignore

[molten bobcat]

thats not a vuln

[foggy kindle]

Not that

Xss vuln

[molten bobcat]

ports have to be open in order to function

[foggy kindle]

I understand I never said it’s a vuln I said , I report vulns but they ignore

[molten bobcat]

unfortunately thats reality

[foggy kindle]

I recently spotted idor

[molten bobcat]

all you can do is ensure you do your part

whether or not people listen to you is unfortunately a coin toss

[young glen]

49% Microsoft secure score for my tenant

[molten bobcat]

careful about what details regarding your tenant you share

loose lips sink ships after all

[young glen]

Its just a practice tenant. But thanks for the advice

[molten bobcat]

niceu

[obtuse fern]

1% a strong breeze hacked your tenant

[sage scroll]

Heyo, looking for a channel where i can ask for Android Pentest Skill Path review, where should i go? thx

[obtuse fern]

Wdym "review"?

[sage scroll]

opinion on particular modules like DAST part, is it that usefull etc.

[sage scroll]

more like questions, sorry 😄

is it "modules" channel?

[obtuse fern]

I mean #modules is for module questions in general. But im not quite sure what you're asking for

[sage scroll]

let me see, thanks

[obtuse fern]

Its not really a place for 'opinions' moreso assistance with modules

[molten bobcat]

Dude is making this impossible

[silk storm]

Hey @compact wave , I am making an OSINT chall and I have some questions, r4sti told me to dm you about them

can I dm?

[obtuse fern]

Joey has already shown up at your door with a coffee

[silk storm]

No he haven't even accept my friend request yet + I love tea more than coffee😂

[obtuse fern]

Hes on his way, thats why he hasn't responded lol /s

[tough oyster]

Lol. Cute cat!

[silk storm]

bruh I just get it now, cuz he works with OSINT a lot you meant that right?

[brittle quail]

in anaconda

[obtuse fern]

Bingo

[azure remnant]

[silk storm]

I should study more to get this meme

[azure remnant]

Discharged a capacitor ~~= short burst of high voltage

[fiery copper]

@obtuse fern check dms

[signal mica]

[silk storm]

ahh, I think I got it not sure but I think

[young glen]

✅

[molten bobcat]

He electrocuted himself.

[silk storm]

I get that, don't know why, thanks for the explain ❤️ or making fun of my ignorance 😂

[molten bobcat]

It's an explanation

[silk storm]

thx bro

[molten bobcat]

The human body does not enjoy electricity being passed through it

It forces muscles to contract super, super hard, painfully so

[obtuse fern]

Says you

[silk storm]

oh hell nah this making is definitely making fun of my ignorance

[molten bobcat]

No I'm genuinely explaining how

Being electrocuted is awful

I have been electrocuted before and it's unpleasant

Let's think about it this way

Your brain communicated to your nerves with electrical impulses

That's how your body moves and does the stuff

That amount of electricity is nothing compared to what goes through devices

What happens when a very large amount of water at a stupid high pressure meets a small opening

[silk storm]

me too, I held a Power Strip but its plastic back wasn't there so I was electrocuted hard

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-piercing-blood-jujutsu-kaisen-shibuya-yuji-gif-1597000831508683617

[young glen]

Happy to hear that

[silk storm]

bro I have been to the bio high school classes 😂

[molten bobcat]

Volts is electrical potential, the pressure

[silk storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1440378727682015443/1458389875907625051/image0.gif

[molten bobcat]

Amperage is the amount of electricity flowing

Together they determine wattage

When multiplied together

[silk storm]

bro get a life 😂

[molten bobcat]

..

[silk storm]

a gif saying "GET OUT"

[molten bobcat]

I have no idea why you're insulting me

[dusky jacinth]

Who knows

[silk storm]

bro I am just trolling

[dusky jacinth]

I think he thinks you’re making fun of HIM

[silk storm]

exactly

[molten bobcat]

I'm not

[dusky jacinth]

Which he isn’t

[molten bobcat]

I'm explaining the basics of electricity and why it hurts so bad

[dusky jacinth]

I think it’s a lapse in translation understanding

[molten bobcat]

I tried to remove a fuse from a VCR that was plugged in 🙁

[dusky jacinth]

Why would you do that 😭

[silk storm]

exactly you think I don't know the basics, any ways if you really was just explaining I am sorry bro❤️

[molten bobcat]

I was 9

[upbeat tangle]

your papa should have teach you to never play with electronics thats plugged in!

[molten bobcat]

Oh they did

I ignored him

[upbeat tangle]

You were born for this job

Ignoring the rules, exploring the unknown

[molten bobcat]

Zapping myself on a VCR

[upbeat tangle]

Its all a part of the process

[silk storm]

I guess not listening to people's opinions before you try have good sides and bad sides

[molten bobcat]

Indeed lol

[upbeat tangle]

Its abit ironic tho that you are working on the defense, when you were going for offense as a kid

[molten bobcat]

Eh

I practiced offensive security and decided it wasn't my favorite

Meanwhile I enjoy the investigative aspect of blue teaming a lot more

I enjoy being able to piece together "how this happened and why"

[upbeat tangle]

I was going to try it someday i know i said it

but ive been hooked on offense no

now

[dusky jacinth]

It’s addictive fs

[silk storm]

Parts of offensive can be considered investigating too like getting information about the target and putting the pieces together

[rustic carbon]

I've been preparing for CWES and was following along with a Walkthrough (swagshop) and realized I don't know at which point a pentester knows to look for CVEs. I know that a search should be done when a version is discovered. But other than that... Any help's appreciated

[dusky jacinth]

Only difference really is context

[molten bobcat]

I mean yeah that's usually it

[silk storm]

yeah in someway

[dusky jacinth]

It’s more forensics investigation after the fact

[upbeat tangle]

If you notice something looks misconfigured, i would start looking for CVEs

[molten bobcat]

Understanding "okay this uses this technology"

[next marlin]

Hello

[dusky jacinth]

And enumeration for an attacker

[molten bobcat]

Misconfigs are not CVEs

[upbeat tangle]

maybe im mixing something up

[molten bobcat]

Yehh there's a terminology soup happening no worries

CVES are weaknesses that get discovered in products

Where they have unexpected behavior occur

From specific input

For example

Papercut can have a Remote Code Execution vulnerability in a specific version

That is known as a a CVE

Because it tells everyone "hey, this version of this software has a problem with it that causes something real awful"

[upbeat tangle]

Yeah ok, so what i was thinking in my head is that a lot of people (including myself) can forget to update software many times, and this leaves us vulnerable to known exploits

[molten bobcat]

A misconfig is where like, you give a service account too many permissions

That's exploitable still but it's human error in setup, not in product creation

Does that make sense?

[upbeat tangle]

for me 100%

[molten bobcat]

Just because I stack all my kitchen knives on the floor, blade up, doesn't mean there's a problem with the knives

There's a problem with their configuration

[rustic carbon]

For instance, the walkthrough states:

"Upon searching for the list of CVEs we find one arbitrary SQL command execution vulnerability i.e
CVE-2015-1397. The vulnerability was named "Magento Shoplift" which brings us to this page with
the PoC"

I did my own search for this and in cvedetails.com and there were what seemed like hundreds. How did they determin that CVE-2015-1397 was the one to use?

[molten bobcat]

So if we break apart the cve name it helps understand a bit more

Notice how it says the year, 2015?

[rustic carbon]

yep

[molten bobcat]

It's a vulnerability discovered in 2015 of course

This also means that the arbitrary SQL command it's referencing

Affects a version of the target software

From 2015 as well

Or earlier

It depends

[upbeat tangle]

version 13.97

[molten bobcat]

Sometimes older shit doesn't get spotted until later

[rustic carbon]

And i would find that out by cross referencing the discovered version with that versions release date?

[molten bobcat]

So yeah it's a problem with sql version 13.97 presumably

[molten bobcat]

The cve usually explains the version it affects

So when you retrieve the version, you can see what CVEs affect that version

[upbeat tangle]

Coolest cat in the neighbourhood has arrived

azomax

[molten bobcat]

Sometimes it's none sometimes it's a thousand

Depends on how old/shittily written the software is

Usually the older, the shittier

Security is an afterthought

Has been for decades haha

[rustic carbon]

@molten bobcat thank you

[upbeat tangle]

Security costs money, thats why its an afterthought c1oud

[molten bobcat]

No problem 🙂

[molten bobcat]

Oh my god wahhhhhhhh

[upbeat tangle]

hahahah

[molten bobcat]

I love this argument from dumbass middle management haha

[upbeat tangle]

i knew this would trigger you

[molten bobcat]

If humans could survive without air conditioning they'd remove that shit in a heartbeat too.

[upbeat tangle]

🎯 bullseye

[upbeat tangle]

Hey dont give them any ideas now because i will be out of job

[sage epoch]

Chat

I am depressed now because of gen alpha/late gen z

UC San Diego did a study

[molten bobcat]

Don't worry about it

What good does worrying about it do you

[sage epoch]

You will understand when i tell you

[upbeat tangle]

Ok lay it on us

spill the beans

[sage epoch]

UC San Diego, the top 3 public university in the US, did a study on freshman applicant math scores

IN 2020, 1/100 kids needed remedial math courses

in 2025, 1/8 did

9% of applicants couldn't solve 66+44

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-mid-it's-peak-it's-peam-peam-gif-12218630663784157550

[molten bobcat]

110

[dull oxide]

kkkk

[sage epoch]

25% failed 7+2=x+6

61% of applicants failed to round 364518 to the nearest hundred

[rapid badger]

Its ok, we can feed them amphetamines and send them to fight Iran

[upbeat tangle]

@sage epoch Now, there is a good reason for this. It has nothing to do with the younger generation being any dumber than any of the previous ones. Its just that the younger generations priorities have shifted. They no longer give a shit a bad having the best grades because it doesnt get you anywhere anyway.

[sage epoch]

UC San Diego had to make more remedial math courses for the influx of students who failed 1st grade math questions

[molten bobcat]

Iunno. Back in highschool senior English my classmates struggled.. reading out loud.

This was 2015

[rustic carbon]

any online math courses you'd recommend

[sage epoch]

Its majority the rise of ai, and unregulated internet usage from a young age (ipad kid) most of these kids arent going to be getting careers that dont require degrees

[frigid mountain]

American Education system at its finest

[sage epoch]

I believe this is because schools just dont make kids read outloud anymore so they have a hard time connecting what they read to the verbal areas of the brain

[upbeat tangle]

I am a millenial, and i had unregulated internet usage from the 90s all the way up. im still doing fine

I played quake, counter strike, warcraft 3, starcraft, and all that

no lifed that shit instead of doing homework

[sage epoch]

The internet during your era was not severely brainrotted and real social media wasnt invented until the early 2000s. Social media algorithms are literally designed to get you addicted, and it destroys your brain

Playing strategizing fps games isnt going to rot your brain

Doomscrolling tiktok while it keeps you in a feedback loop that spikes your cortisol will

[upbeat tangle]

Your right that its different. When facebook was fairly new all i used it for was playing Mafia Wars

[sage epoch]

Studies showing that the more you use AI to replace learning, the less your brain is used during the process and the less you actually retain any information

[upbeat tangle]

Dont let studies dictate your life brother

[dull oxide]

yeah, indeed, this is rigth. you see what Australia did? that's probably the solution in my opinion

[sage epoch]

I know

[sage epoch]

i did not see

We are so cooked bro, social media and lazy parenting is cooking future generations to the point they cant do 1st grade math as a college freshman

[rapid badger]

American students are not dumb bc of AI. They are dumb, because schools are glorified kindergardens where sub teachers play netflix movies instead of teaching.

[dull oxide]

i think it was the Australia, but people withou 16y can't use the social media anymore.

[sage epoch]

Using AI to replace learning makes you not learn anything

While its not thje sole cause

[upbeat tangle]

You know Stewee, if you suck in school dont worry about it. You can always work at the local demolition company

[sage epoch]

its a key contributor

Other key contributors is lazy teaching yes

[supple plume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M4TufsFlv_o

How do I sleep I forgot

[sage epoch]

lay down and exist

[supple plume]

Already doing that

[frigid mountain]

in order to sleep you must first pretend to sleep

[supple plume]

Do I exist harder?

[upbeat tangle]

I think theres a nuance to this statement. I have used AI a lot and i do learn a lot from using it. I ask the AI to look up information for me about certain subjects for me and explain it in a simpler way

[sage epoch]

yes

[sage epoch]

fake it till u make it

[sage epoch]

Thats using it as an assistant

[supple plume]

Dang

[sage epoch]

that doesnt hinder learning

Using ai to assist in learning is different than using it to replace it

[upbeat tangle]

I use AI as my assistant when hacking, and it has been amazing for me

[sage epoch]

Yes

Its an assistant

but more and more kids are using it as a replacement as teaching becomes lazier

So they learn less, teachers care less, and its just a spiral

[upbeat tangle]

"What is this vulnerability, and why is it a vulnerability"

[sage epoch]

yes, thats assisting

[upbeat tangle]

So, Stewee. Im assuming its your own generation you are worried about

Good thing is, since you are aware of the problem. You are now in a position to become a leader

You have an oppotunity in your lifetime to lead your generation in a better direction

[sage epoch]

A study had 3 groups of people write essays, one had no externa help (no internet browsing or ai), one had only internet browsing, one had ai and browsing

The group with no help had the most brain activation and learning
The group with internet browsing had a little bit less
The group with ai had very little

When they switched the no help and ai help groups, the ai group had less activation and learning even with no help, The no help group had about the same activation even with ai

The study concluded that the more you rely on external sources to do the work for you on something you havent done before (in this case writing essays about an assigned unique topic), aka using external resources to avoid learning about the thing youre doing, the less brain activation and retention you have for the task and subject

Using ai to assist you in tasks such as rephrasing things or summarizing things so you can learn it easier, is different than using ai to write your notes for you and you just skim through em

If you know what i mean

[upbeat tangle]

Yes ok

that makes sense

[sage epoch]

Moreso gen alpha, thousands of testimonies from teachers and child care workers state gen alpha is severely underdeveloped

The government actually changed the child development milestones alot too
Previously, a child was expected to speak 4 word sentences by 2, in 2024 they were expected to know only 2 words by 2

[upbeat tangle]

So your saying that because of all the brainrot on the internet, the next generations are going to become that old movie with adam sandles... what was it called again

Idiocracy

He freezes himself as an experiment into the future, and he wakes up 50 years later or something because everything is broken and the lab he was stored in had been demolished xD

People are flying around in pods with screens and eating hamburgers

and their IQ is below toddler levels

[sage epoch]

Lazy parents give kids excessive technology usage, this excess usage stunts their development, they get into school with practically zero attention span and struggle to learn because they're already years underdeveloped, they grow up and overrely on ai because its easier for their brain to find a shortcut than it is to rewire itself and repair the damage, teachers stop caring because majority of their students just dont put any effort in, students use ai more becuase their teachers care even less, cycle repeats

[sage epoch]

an exaggerated version probably

[upbeat tangle]

Given the path we are on, it doesnt seem that far off does it xD

[sage epoch]

you would think lmao

[upbeat tangle]

But you are correct, i think that the biggest problem is the tiktoks and the shorts

they teach you nothing

[obtuse fern]

That's just shifting the blame away from parents that aren't even present to be able to help guide the kid; though Social Media should not be allowed for children, there's been numerous studies on this.

[upbeat tangle]

True, as a parent we have to lead by example

my children dont listen what i say, they do what i do

so i dont watch brainrot

and they dont either

xD

[manic anvil]

nmap making the result in an xml file is the best thing i learnd about

my eyes used to hurt trying to read the terminal

especially with the fact vmware screw everything of you try to change the resolution

[upbeat tangle]

Oh and also, in our local school here its banned to use mobile phones from start of school until end of school

[manic anvil]

kids shouldnt have phones to start with tbh

like if you want to get them into tech buy them a pc at home

[upbeat tangle]

We are all linux users here xD

[random rock]

Quick question. I took the OSCP course back in 2019 before they added AD and updated the course from the old material. Is the new material pretty similar to the CPTS? Wondering if its even worth it to do the new course or just grind boxes on PG/Lains list after CPTS and take the exam

[manic anvil]

lol buy them a tablet then

[upbeat tangle]

REAL PC not tables

yuck

[manic anvil]

a tablet not a table XD

[high lynx]

and then they prescribe ADHD meds to kids that are not even 12, happened with a kid in my family.

Young and cranked up on amphetamines, not hungry when he's beginning his teenage years and his brain is forming.

It's very, very stupid.

[random rock]

Friend works as a teacher in the school system for kids, he said its so screwed up now. Kids can't read, do math or concentrate on anything. Idiocracy is already here.

[sage epoch]

yep

the ridalin epidemic especially

[gaunt monolith]

any free vip for a poor person with a shit job

[rapid badger]

take a crippling loan like a man

[lime veldt]

OMG MACOS DUAL BOOT ON THIS LAPTOP IS SO ANNOYING. I have to patch the kernel myself cause no one has a fix for my drivers

Does anyone has experience with hackintosch dual booting?

have*

[neat vapor]

Hi, what is the best methodology for studying HTB?? I've asked chatgpt and he said to me that after doing a module, i must do some machines for practice what i learnt. Is that a good practice or should i change??

[manic anvil]

go and say to chatgpt what you learnd and ask him to give you questions about it and ofc try HTB CTF machines its good too

[thin lichen]

What distro do you guys daily drive

[chrome tree]

Pop OS

[rapid badger]

arch and mint

[obtuse fern]

the answer is don't use a Mac

[lime veldt]

Its not a mac bruh

its macos kernel

[chrome tree]

[lime veldt]

Im slowly getting there

fixed two errors

still got “failed to show boot menu”💔

[manic anvil]

yeah that thing is evil

[lime veldt]

atp im giving up on xcode

im NOT learning swift and swiftui and objective-C

[obtuse fern]

"it's not a mac, it's just the kernel"... so it's a mac

like...

And Apple doesn't like you using nonproprietary software with its OS

[sudden meteor]

They even detect their own cables and mess up USB-C.

[obtuse fern]

https://forums.linuxmint.com/viewtopic.php?t=243197 here's a linmint forum that may be useful i found with a quick gongle of the error

[silk storm]

exactly, I don't know how my friend who works in DFIR uses and loves MacBooks, you can't do anything it treats you like a baby

[obtuse fern]

if you use it how they want you to: it's fine

[lime veldt]

Apple sucks

[silk storm]

yeah but I should use the device the way I want not someone's else want so that's why I don't love them

[lime veldt]

but i want to learn apple developing and the ONLY way seems to either do a hackingtosch or buy a macbook

Omg it booted

never doing that again

OMFG IT BOOTED AND JUST WENT BLACK

[silk storm]

I don't know anything about apple developing but isn't there any simulations or online systems that runs the os so you don't need to buy anything?

[lime veldt]

Nope. Apple is way too money hungry to let that happen

[obtuse fern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/true-detective-Zqe1S3qNQxsuQ

[lime veldt]

i mean vm but its still hard to get an iso

of a new version of mac

cause apple hates its users

[obtuse fern]

correct; Mac makes it hard on purpose

because it's proprietary, and they only want it installed on proprietary software

[lime veldt]

Yeah there a usb port limits and stuff

[silk storm]

I just searched what is hackingtosch and it seems like what I was talking about "a non-Apple computer (PC) configured to run Apple’s macOS operating system, allowing users to experience Apple software on custom-built or third-party hardware"

[lime veldt]

You can only download pkg and dmg and no iso

[obtuse fern]

this costs lots of money

[silk storm]

even hackingtosch?

[obtuse fern]

ye, those are gonna be your standard file types.

[obtuse fern]

hackintosh isn't official, so you're trusting the author not to backdoor you

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lime veldt]

To clarify its a basic windows acer swift 14 but im tryna get macos to run which should be impossible because of the integrated graphics i have

but good news

its not going into kernel panic again

😭

[molten bobcat]

lmao

lul even

[obtuse fern]

my main question is; why would you want a MacOS on your system

like

[lime veldt]

Idk looked fun

[obtuse fern]

why

[silk storm]

you can't just use an old or junk laptop or vm or it won't work?

[lime veldt]

xcode

would be fun

[lime veldt]

No access to wifi

[obtuse fern]

i mean, you can. just saying it's a lot of trust. period

like running any third party tools

[lime veldt]

omfg i think it changed my boot order

apple

Sincerely

fuck you apple

[obtuse fern]

ah xcode is an IDE

[lime veldt]

yep

[obtuse fern]

why not use vscode/vscodium

[lime veldt]

No support for previews

[obtuse fern]

which isn't proprietary, apple exclusive

[lime veldt]

on swift and swiftui

[lime veldt]

Bro ive tried everything😭

you also cant import packages

[obtuse fern]

ah, you're trying to write apple specific things

[lime veldt]

yup

[obtuse fern]

because you hate yourself

[lime veldt]

Yes

[obtuse fern]

have fun with that

[lime veldt]

i cant go into bios anymore tf

[silk storm]

makes sense

[lime veldt]

okay i think i solved it

😐

oh AND apple made sure that apple deveoper accounts cost money

imagine having to PAY to publish an app💔

[obtuse fern]

yes

LOL

this is one of the main reasons there aren't a lot of games with Apple/Mac Compatibility

because it's just that much of a hassle

[obtuse fern]

fun fact: mailto: works in discord

[lime veldt]

But lowk because so little devs wanna work with a shitty company like apple, its a goated job opportunity, not many ppl know how to make apps in swiftui and swift

[obtuse fern]

mailto:https://google.com

[silk storm]

you mean indie right? I think big games doesn't run there because they also run on ARM I think

[obtuse fern]

fuck

brain is not brianing i forgot how to do mailto

[obtuse fern]

indie, yes, but also the ARM differences which would require a bunch of low-level differences that require time and money to fix

[lime veldt]

Okay but TO BE FAIR

because of apples os gatekeeping

[silk storm]

yeah I see

[lime veldt]

the iphone 4 is ridiculously hard to crack

[chrome tree]

Every error message... is not information disclosure?

[lime veldt]

the only ever attempt was done with a nand mirroring chip attack

[fiery copper]

At least u got a job

[lime veldt]

Okay did some minor patching

one last revoot

reboot

and imma sleep

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/rudo-ludo-gachi-akuta-anime-managa-gif-3656145919242946506

[dusky jacinth]

Real

[molten bobcat]

took me a bit but found my focus again

[brittle quail]

Hi

I’m getting back on htb

[graceful pendant]

[manic anvil]

i just saw a guy turn a discord bot in his server into a reverse shell that you can type commands into and the target just interact with it

[pearl basin]

guys I have a question if I use a splitter for my pc and laptop I turn them on both at the same time will my system work?

[feral jackal]

Hi

D u miss me

I do

Let's do something funny

[rain epoch]

whats up 👋 im new here

[molten bobcat]

you can't put multiple inputs into a single monitor connection, its only one at a time

what you can do tho, is connect the splitter to the displays on a different slot than the main host

I use one for work

you just have to swap the display inputs on the monitors when you wanna use a different machine

[graceful pendant]

ive seen lots of people use discord webhook c2s

its kind of cringey and larpey tbh

[pearl basin]

sorry I should have clarified my question a bit splitter for ethernet

[molten bobcat]

ohhh

uh

same answer

one cable per computer

the device that connects multiple ethernet cables for networking is called a switch

actually

yes this should work for you, both devices should just get half the bandwidth they normally do

due to the connection being split

switches are the better man for the job though

full speed with multiple connections

[pearl basin]

I do not care about speed what I care about will they both work at the same time

[gray wraith]

Cloud you are a great guy, i swear every time I look here i see you helping others out

[molten bobcat]

i believe so yes

[pearl basin]

and will they both have same IP

[molten bobcat]

oh, no

thats not possible

[pearl basin]

how will the ip address will be configured

[sage epoch]

You know what super simple inconvenience that grinds my gears about windows 11. The fact that night light (blue light filter) wont work unless you have location services on

[molten bobcat]

I am unsure, actually, when it comes to splitters

[sage epoch]

Like bro, My system time is never inaccurate, you dont need to track my location 24/7 to know when its 7pm

[molten bobcat]

mostly because 1 interface = 1 IP address

ah

you need 2 splitters sir

in order for your setup to work you need a pair of them

[brittle quail]

Would getting a mesh network make my WiFi better

[pearl basin]

If i use plug in them like that it won't work?

[molten bobcat]

ya

thats cuz

it turns the single cable

it needs to travel

into a cable carrying 2 signals

it needs to be split at the entrance by the hosts and split again at the router

so your router can tell the difference between the two hosts

[lapis apex]

@molten bobcat

sup

[molten bobcat]

yo

[loud epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[graceful pendant]

I can hear this gif

[loud epoch]

I can hear you

[graceful pendant]

I can smell you

[loud epoch]

[graceful pendant]

take a shower

[loud epoch]

[graceful pendant]

[loud epoch]

No water

What do

[feral jackal]

help

[molten bobcat]

gin

i am kicking absolute ass rn

[loud epoch]

OFC YOU ARE CLOUD

[molten bobcat]

Hehehe

[dusky jacinth]

Im ngl i feel dumb as hell today

Doing this box along with a write up and there’s been a couple moments today where I’m like

What the fuck is going on

[loud epoch]

⚗️

[dusky jacinth]

Real

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/imhere-arrived-ive-gif-17714778118192259903

[safe vessel]

I need tamil hackers to learn hacking

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[alpine pumice]

@warped plank linked this to you already, but here you go. See the link above.

[near ice]

There's a link in Step 6 that is 404
(can't paste screenshot), https://app.hackthebox.eu/tracks/1 - does the beginner track still exist?

[thick forge]

is night hackinggg

Target(s) are spawning...

:evilcat:

[civic lance]

I have been looking into Raspberry Pi's for file storage

[lofty warren]

[civic lance]

ik I can just stick a USB into a Router

but like you can do more with the Raspberry Pi, that just gives me the urge to just buy

[thick forge]

30
/
30 Streak pts earned

time to finish my food and pass to the next section

[peak nymph]

anyone here friends with @true pivot ?

[tough oyster]

what?

[stable tiger]

yo gurt

gurt:yo

@netprobe

yo

what

@wanton dock

sorry vader it autofilled wrong ping

[thick forge]

i like hack the box

is very fun

[wanton dock]

fr?

[sleek relic]

Are there any plans rn to do seasons for letsdefend?

[raven rain]

you may want to ask in the LetsDefend discord

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/quishilobie-cat-white-cat-with-cigarette-cigarrete-cat-depressed-cat-gif-1366676046942216736

[half vine]

Limbo emulator is safe in android install kali

[crimson orbit]

Is it possible reissue htb vip+ voucher after claim?

[graceful pendant]

honestly US hours in this #general chat are really shitpostey

[silver forge]

tru, EU never shitposts 😊

[terse dirge]

As an American I'll make up the lack of EU shit posting

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-mid-it's-peak-it's-peam-peam-gif-12218630663784157550

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-gif-3397568161154480277

time to post favorited gifs without context

https://tenor.com/view/satan-pooh-pooh-bear-ritual-mirror-gif-12920047

https://tenor.com/view/mac-trash-gif-26503253

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-22187368

[terse dirge]

Lmao this is the second time I've crashed my Linux from messing with kernel modules this probably isn't a good idea

[terse dirge]

Back in business now

[meager kernel]

💀💀

[azure remnant]

The other competitor:

Telegram

[subtle plover]

Gm

[supple plume]

Bm

[subtle plover]

Im wake up after 5 day mute

[supple plume]

Skill issue

[subtle plover]

Cyberbully

[supple plume]

Good morning tho

[subtle plover]

Trashbook

Its running windows

[muted olive]

Yeah their reviews are terrible lol

[supple plume]

How you doing

[muted olive]

Good hbu?

[supple plume]

Fine

[hardy frigate]

Hey guys

I'm retiring from red team

Gonna be a blue team detective

New first language is query language

[fiery copper]

Sheesh TryHackMe reviews are mixed to bad

And mostly because upper management sucks

While Hack The Box has great reviews

I suppose Hack The Box is a really great place to work at

The upper management at Hack The Box by reviews is almost great by looking and the reviews

[open vigil]

which competitor lol

[fiery copper]

TryHackMe

[quasi raven]

thm?

[meager kernel]

Thm

[meager kernel]

Oh wait
Htb has no competition
No one comes close

[quasi raven]

apart from the working environment, yesterday i was in their discord and even the community is not really liking how they are doing

their new cert everyone said is a joke

but in my opinion, thm for starting is way better than htb, but if you want to get serious you should switch here as fast as possible

[open vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[fiery copper]

my review at Hack The Box

5.0 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Pros: I dont work there
Cons: I dont work there

[open vigil]

are they stil using AI for grading reports ?

[quasi raven]

i don't know, i hope not lol

[fiery copper]

Yes

[meager kernel]

6 months back i would have said that
But now htb has introduced alot of beginner stuff and thm has degraded in terms of quality so i would not

[meager kernel]

Yes

[fiery copper]

Ngl I kinda regret for buying yearly sub at THM

[meager kernel]

I got it for cheap and i still have it

[quasi raven]

i think you are talking about the CJCA, even tho it is really easy content, it's still better than thm certs

[fiery copper]

Well I got it for 80$

[quasi raven]

you get more value from it

[meager kernel]

I got it for less than 30$ iirc

[fiery copper]

Bro how

[quasi raven]

i got monthly but i'm just wasting money atp

[fiery copper]

From what I heard HTB CJCA is harder than any THM cert

[quasi raven]

exactly

[fiery copper]

Not sure what to think

[quasi raven]

that's why you get more value

[meager kernel]

Yes, and better

[quasi raven]

and looks cooler

[fiery copper]

No offense I think Ill take CJCA only if someone is willing to buy the exam for me, cuz atm I spent a little bit money and I wanna afford the basics

Cuz atm I bought eJPT and gotta do it at this point

[quasi raven]

talking about the cjca in my opinion, only taking the path is good, buying a cert only if you have the money

all of the other certificates are always worth

[fiery copper]

Well I was planning checking the stuff again

[quasi raven]

the cjca you mean?

[fiery copper]

Ye

[quasi raven]

i also thought about taking it but it's really basic stuff, if you have already some experience you shouldn't

in fact i'm going straight to cpts even tho i'm bad asf

[warped plank]

speaking from experience: you should go straight to CPTS

[fiery copper]

Well I dont have xp but I did finish the path

[sturdy thistle]

ello

[warped plank]

I've taken CPTS and even I'm learning a lot from CJCA

[quasi raven]

yeah i thought a lot about it and in the end went with cpts

[fiery copper]

Yo Mick make a HTB employee review

[quasi raven]

go on with cpts (suggestion)

[fiery copper]

I like CDSA more

[quasi raven]

oh yeah my bad

i said cpts even tho i didn't know which you wanted to do

[warped plank]

@sturdy thistle today's latte art

[sturdy thistle]

what

[fiery copper]

You work at HTB

Make a review

[sturdy thistle]

i do?

didn't know that

[sturdy thistle]

awesome

[warped plank]

ya warm up le machine yet?

[fiery copper]

Looks like a pp

[sturdy thistle]

had one already

what review do you want

[warped plank]

mine got cold cos we got really busy at the cafe

[fiery copper]

A honest one

[sturdy thistle]

about what lol

[fiery copper]

About your work experience at Hack The Box

[sturdy thistle]

if it would suck i woudln't be here since 2020

[azure remnant]

[fiery copper]

You would be surprised

My mom doesnt like the place she works at and has been there for 25+ years

[sturdy thistle]

that's her fault then

[quasi raven]

maybe she has issues in finding a new job

[fiery copper]

Well once you have a home in a small city its hard to find a job somewhere else

[azure remnant]

my father worked 31 years in nursing and he hated it from day 1

[fiery copper]

Peak

[azure remnant]

He is still working btw

[quasi raven]

sometimes you don't really have a choice i guess

even if you hate the job you still need the money

i hate tire changing but i gotta do it sadly

[sturdy thistle]

fair but work life balance is improtant fopr your health

[fiery copper]

I hate being unemployed and getting an entry-level job in IT is really hard and my mom doesnt wanna hear about me getting a job somewhere else

[azure remnant]

You barely get a job in jordan here thats enough to cover the essentials

When you have a big family, you cant risk

[quasi raven]

it's important, but sometimes you can't achieve it

[quasi raven]

exactly, imagine your father stopped working, what would you eat?

if you still live with him obviously

[fiery copper]

Food

[sturdy thistle]

i can

[fiery copper]

You are Mick

[azure remnant]

Where would u sleep

[quasi raven]

without money?

[fiery copper]

Under a roof

[fiery copper]

Steal

[azure remnant]

Its all games until u try it

[quasi raven]

okay @fiery copper is the goat

[sturdy thistle]

hoenstl,m htb is a very awesome place to work for

[quasi raven]

i'd love to work there in the future, do they have remote positions? (i'm eu based)

[sturdy thistle]

i work remote since 2020 🙂

[quasi raven]

what do you do?

[sturdy thistle]

yapping

[quasi raven]

oh nice

[sturdy thistle]

I'm working in Support team

and I'm EU based too

[quasi raven]

nice nice

[hot thunder]

Anyone want to solve CTF together, DM me. We will solve together.

[fiery copper]

I wanna work in the support team too

[sturdy thistle]

https://apply.workable.com/hack-the-box-ltd/j/F24FFE5F53

There is an open position

[cloud osprey]

i applied the other day with a text file resume, they said no

not that position, was a US one

[fiery copper]

Ill save this position and apply once I come home

[hot thunder]

like if we stuck at any point then discuss on it and solve it

[sturdy thistle]

What you mean

[cloud osprey]

i figured it was worth a shot, but my resume is all software and didnt match the position i applied for

[terse dirge]

nothin like crashing your system when doing lkm development

eat breathe, sleep segmentation faults! 🔥

https://klipy.com/gifs/computer-science-c-code

[sturdy thistle]

ahh now i see

[warped plank]

Imagine getting segfaults, can't be me coding in Rust

-# still get's code that panics cos I spam unwrap cos I'm too lazy to handle errors

[supple plume]

How is it going chat?

[terse dirge]

bad, chatgpt called my somewhat vibecoded rootkit the most unstable thing to scratch the earth

[tough oyster]

Yooo where have ya baan paint?

ya been dead

[terse dirge]

@undone fossil is it a good idea to skip the entire system call stack when doing lkm development with kprobes?

idk I haven't gotten it to work any other way

all the other ways end up crashing the system or cause unpredictable behavior

[cloud osprey]

ive literally been here every day

[mystic harbor]

[azure remnant]

average msfvenom binaries

[sturdy thistle]

@molten bobcat u up?

@austere sinew pingy

[lofty warren]

[muted olive]

tfw when you're in the middle of a google search, get up for 5 mins, get back and completely forget what it is you were searching for

[azure remnant]

Anybody having rdp issues in academy

[undone fossil]

Wym skip the system call stack?

I’ve personally only used probes a tiny bit so I’m likely not the best person to ask

[terse dirge]

static unsigned long get_syscall_return_addr(struct pt_regs *regs) {
  unsigned long *stack = (unsigned long *)regs->sp;
  return *stack;
}

then set regs->ip to the value it returns

[fiery copper]

On my way to home, the bus broke and I have to wait 2 hours for a new one

[broken dirge]

Can I talk to anyone from HTB team?

[terse dirge]

what have you used for tracing?

[undone fossil]

havent done it myself and work has thicc ndas :/

[undone fossil]

is this for 32-bit ?

[terse dirge]

64

[undone fossil]

why are you casting the stack pointer to a 32bit type

[terse dirge]

not my code tbh I did vibe code it a bit (I'm not proud)

[stable tiger]

bruh

[undone fossil]

void*

[terse dirge]

I'm still learning C lmao I'm new

[undone fossil]

all good

unsigned long long is the 64 bit one

[stable tiger]

^

ulonglong my beloved

[undone fossil]

i think cstdint also comes with a pointer related type name, i forgor?

if you want cross platform then use some cross-platform friendly type, but yeah if just 64-bit then a size_t or unsigned long long will both work

both the same thing

[scenic maple]

return "1";

[undone fossil]

size_t is just typedef unsigned long long size_t

[stable tiger]

all things lead to ulonglong

[undone fossil]

void* is kind of a code smell because it's just a "pointer to something" type

but for this case it's fine, its understandable

here's a random example of void* usage from my old rootkit project

void* resolve_func_symbol(const char* name)
{
    struct kprobe kp = {
        .symbol_name = name
    };

    register_kprobe(&kp);
    void* addr = (void*)kp.addr;
    unregister_kprobe(&kp);
    return addr;
}

It was very primitive, just using kprobes to hook syscalls for fun

struct kprobe kprobe_pre_sys_kill = {
    .symbol_name = "__x64_sys_kill",
    .pre_handler = hook_pre_sys_kill
};

void hook_syscalls(void)
{
    register_kprobe(&kprobe_pre_sys_kill);
    LOG_INFO("Syscalls hooked");
}

void unhook_syscalls(void)
{
    unregister_kprobe(&kprobe_pre_sys_kill);
    LOG_INFO("Syscalls unhooked");
}

asmlinkage int hook_pre_sys_kill(struct kprobe *p, struct pt_regs *regs)
{
    struct pt_regs *um_regs = (struct pt_regs *)regs->di;
    // https://faculty.cs.niu.edu/~hutchins/csci480/signals.htm
    switch (um_regs->si)
    {
        case BACKDOOR_SIGNAL_TEST:
        {
            LOG_INFO("BACKDOOR_SIGNAL_TEST");
            break;
        }
        case BACKDOOR_SIGNAL_HELLO:
        {
            LOG_INFO("BACKDOOR_SIGNAL_HELLO");
            break;
        }
        case BACKDOOR_SIGNAL_ROOT:
        {
            give_caller_root();
            LOG_INFO("root granted!");
            break;
        }
    }

    return 0;
}

[stable tiger]

BACKDOOR_SIGNAL_HELLO

[undone fossil]

yup

its very good right

[stable tiger]

100%

[undone fossil]

apt frog typhoon

[stable tiger]

linux rootkits are always fun

remember when windows didn't have the driver list

good times

[scenic maple]

pointers in gen chat?

[stable tiger]

i'd be concerned if people who can hack things don't understand the concept of pointing to something

[undone fossil]

you're about to be greatly disappointed

[stable tiger]

i know, i know

[undone fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/windows-cpp-error-rip-cringe-gif-24199569

[stable tiger]

but i like to live in a little bubble where people understand the exploits they run

[undone fossil]

tru

[fiery copper]

Wassup

Do you need help

[undone fossil]

hello htb team

[scenic maple]

i know pointers but this

[fiery copper]

Im from the HTB Customer Team

What help do you need

[broken dirge]

Yes please

[scenic maple]

imagine froj was 17 and switched to python

[stable tiger]

censor that word please

[fiery copper]

Ok make a ticket

[stable tiger]

we don't use languages that need virtual machines to run

[fiery copper]

Cython

[flint copper]

A mostly useless tool for people like us

[stable tiger]

yeah cool i'm taking my own life

[broken dirge]

from which channel?

[undone fossil]

wait i can find the exact date i started learning winapi

[fiery copper]

I dunno man, write a ticket here and Ill respond

[undone fossil]

i know which chat will have the messages

sec

[fiery copper]

When?

[stable tiger]

when C*ython is mentioned

[scenic maple]

When?

[undone fossil]

july 2021 it seems

[stable tiger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9q2lOZ1Fw

do you guys ever pull up to engagements in full military gear

[broken dirge]

just write (ticket)?🙃🙂

[scenic maple]

job in 3 years?

[stable tiger]

winapi is suprisingly easy

given the amount of resources online

[scenic maple]

true its just abt consistantly doing it

[stable tiger]

theres a function for anything tbh

[undone fossil]

Learn like 10 methods and the rest is just rinse and repeat

Then you see COM and perish

[stable tiger]

if (!function) {
 printf("shit failed: %d\n", GetLastError();
}

winapi in a nutshell

[undone fossil]

Except you have to play return code roulette

-1 0 non-zero 0xffffffff !=param etc

The joys

[stable tiger]

ntdoc plz why is this giving this errorcode

[undone fossil]

I had to statically debug a race condition yesterday at work

[stable tiger]

💀

[undone fossil]

Some cursed shit regarding process exit times and IO

So fun

[fiery copper]

Froj

I will guess how old are you

You are enough years old

[fiery copper]

It tastes like electricity

And a little burnt on the side

[stable tiger]

live love laugh writing BOFs

[undone fossil]

BOFs

[stable tiger]

[zealous charm]

[muted olive]

hello chat

Found new bug in something used by a lot of companies... including lots of gov agencies 👀

high severity

[stable tiger]

what in

[zealous charm]

💯 what vuln class?

[austere sinew]

Pongy

[remote yarrow]

.

[signal mica]

members

gm

[sturdy thistle]

We need more certified yapper

[frozen zinc]

Im here for you

[hot pendant]

anyone else facing slowness in the academy?

[supple plume]

Gm

[fiery copper]

Yo mick make me a certified yapper

Im a great yapper

[formal thunder]

Hello

[fiery copper]

Hi

[slender torrent]

meow

[west lynx]

You have left Red team.

[sturdy thistle]

https://cpdy.mickhat.xyz/

[exotic pendant]

Microsoft paid for my hyper v bug

[sturdy thistle]

nice

congrats

[fiery copper]

Tf is that

[exotic pendant]

Microsoft is a company

[fiery copper]

I believed Microsoft to be a tiny soft

Dunno why Bill Gates called it Micro to begin with

Like why not LargeSoft

Or HugeSoft

Or DecentlySizedSoft

Why Micro

[exotic pendant]

Why not micro

[frigid mountain]

because they were called "micro comuters"

[exotic pendant]

It’s Friday

[frigid mountain]

"Micro soft = Micro software"

[frozen zinc]

I wrote time ago lyrics for a doom metal song about a monster called Softcromi

[frigid mountain]

dang I slept in and it's almost time for work

I'm gonna just be late 🙂

[frozen zinc]

bcs is a monster and not a fantasy