general

[naive leaf]

Oh no

If I'm using htb to reinforce my professional training then yeah

But sometimes I just pull up a box for funzies

And I wanna nmap & chill

[manic anvil]

question companies usually dont ask for a DoS attack check during pentesting right?

[naive leaf]

Not typically no

Dos tends to be out of scope a lot of the time due to the monetary cost

But it can happen

And if it's happened upon by accident then it'll be reported

[rancid snow]

Not unless your client is cloudflare

[chrome tree]

Booting up that module machine now. Sorry, ADHD kicked in there lol

[rancid snow]

they might want notations if you suspect it might be possible due to application/business logic stuff

[manic anvil]

would funny to see their blue team watching pings from the AI coffee maker in the next room

[rancid snow]

Ive heard places willing to spin up a test environment to let a tester try a service specific DoS to confirm.

But nobody is letting you test that against production lol

[manic anvil]

no no all good no rush , i appreciat the help

[manic anvil]

does the academy even teach that kind of attack?

[naive leaf]

No

[rancid snow]

No but itll get mentioned

keep in mind im deliberately not saying ddos

[frozen zinc]

Chan chan chaaaan

[naive leaf]

Idk how you'd even test ddos

[rancid snow]

you dont

[naive leaf]

I hope you have a spare botnet lol

[manic anvil]

yeah i know

[rancid snow]

theres some exceptions for testing dos under controlled circumstances, ive never heard of ddos testing

[chrome tree]

So a few things you can do (i ran it and got the scan done pretty quick)

1. Could disconnect from vpn and reconnect. Then rerunn scan.
2. Could terminate machine and spawn a new one.
3. Either one of those don't work could attempt to try another server and redownload vpn file

Last resort is I could recommend tuning the scan.

[naive leaf]

Sounds like something for cloudflare's internal red team tbh

[molten bobcat]

I knew zard when he was a nooblet

[manic anvil]

in concept its using anything connected to network to ping the server?

[molten bobcat]

[manic anvil]

wait gimme a moment

[signal mica]

C1oud can i borrow half a grand?

[naive leaf]

To send traffic to it.

[molten bobcat]

Kinda yeah. Botnets are collections of hosts you have control of

[rancid snow]

not even close lol honestly I wouldnt even worry about it. ddos is sooooo boring

[naive leaf]

Truuee you helped me when I was in a bind

[molten bobcat]

[molten bobcat]

Do I look like I have half a grand to spare

[manic anvil]

omg i waas connected to us server i am not even close to that bruh

i feel dumb

thanks forr helping

[chrome tree]

Don't feel dumb. All apart of being your own helpdesk. I like to start simple then work my way up lol

[naive leaf]

Dude I had a headhunter call me yesterday looking for an appsec engineer for like, maverik.

[chrome tree]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hqg-tXTqLBYNf0N7W

[molten bobcat]

I haven't the foggiest about anything offensive security wise sorry

I'm a bluey

[naive leaf]

He passed along my resume and told me that even if this didn't work out he'd be happy to pass additional stuff my way.

[naive leaf]

Apparently appsec hiring is really slow

In that market is hard to find people to fill it out.

[molten bobcat]

Goobness

I'm just looking forward to having a few days off

[rancid snow]

I wouldnt mind an appsec position but the knowledge is more specialized than general pentesting stuff.

[tough oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-gif-13705732610916322705

[rancid snow]

but ive been practicing cause its a fun topic

[naive leaf]

I like appsec because I like being deeply familiar with 1 thing of infrastructure rather than having to test like a billion things.

It's much lower pressure

[molten bobcat]

I think I'll create my timeline tonight and then rest

I have the next 3 days to finish

[sacred kestrel]

guys im tryna pursue cybersecurity, but im lost. can someone help me

[naive leaf]

I show up like once a week to meetings and syncs with new findings, remediation progress, reports or whatever and it's super chill job that still rewards red team experience

[rancid snow]

yeah that sounds like fun

[naive leaf]

Like at this point I don't wanna do pentesting because appsec is just better

[manic anvil]

whats with entry level jobs on linkedin being +5 years?

[naive leaf]

Not an entry level role pretty much

Cyber's not

[rancid snow]

been getting used to writing some fuzzing harnesses and playing with semgrep

[manic anvil]

try to search for pentester job lol

[sacred kestrel]

im in hs

[naive leaf]

It's that and also employers are allowed to be picky right now.

[naive leaf]

Yup I have lol

[rancid snow]

sadly semgrep seems to fail on the majority of C code I feed it lol

[naive leaf]

Don't use semgrep for C

It's bad

[manic anvil]

with what

[rancid snow]

Ive noticed

[sacred kestrel]

like how to start cybersecurity and what things do i have to learn

[naive leaf]

Use flawfinder instead

[rancid snow]

is there a better alternative? Ive been regular grepping lol

[manic anvil]

like 5+ years of what ? IT ? or jusst pure pentesting lol

[rancid snow]

thanks ill take a look

[naive leaf]

Related experience.

So can be IT

Software development

Blue team stuff

[manic anvil]

oh , so the usual is networking , operations system coding and scripting those are fund things to start with

[rancid snow]

Doesnt seem like flawfinder supports writing your own rules, at least not on the github page. Thats my favorite part of semgrep

[sacred kestrel]

is there a guide to follow

[signal mica]

Your heart

[manic anvil]

do you know what you want to be?

[sacred kestrel]

😭

[sacred kestrel]

i mean what r the options. this is what i struggle with

i was obv thinking hacking but when i say that, there's def more in depth to it

[naive leaf]

It is open source python

So you can grab it from source and add your own stuff

https://dwheeler.com/flawfinder/

[rancid snow]

Yeah, just having it be modular and built in woulda been nice. Still going to check it out and try it on a few of the projects Ive been hunting on

[naive leaf]

I found it to be a lot better than semgrep yeah.

[manic anvil]

here sstart with "Junior Cybersecurity Analyst" on HTB
check also david bamble roadmaps
or this "Junior Cybersecurity Analyst"

[naive leaf]

Semgrep's problem is just a sheer lack of detection rules

For C and C++

[sacred kestrel]

o i was doing the intro to academy 😭

[manic anvil]

yeah thatss first

[rancid snow]

I dont mind that part because I like making my own rules. Its that the core engine will literally fail to process a bunch of C files so your rules are never ran in the first place that bothers me.

Some semgrep versions will work on a given file and some wont but not consistently. So I end up having like 4 different installed versions of semgrep to process one project lmao

[manic anvil]

then go to paths the job paaths then scroll to junior cybersecurity analyst

[sacred kestrel]

like all i can do is run unbuntu linux and kali linux and understand programming languages (assembly is too hard and C is js weird)

[rancid snow]

and ofc its always the large complex file Im most interested in dissecting that won't process lol

[naive leaf]

I would say like at this point your job is to just understand technology on a basic level, because cybersecurity is this like, giant pile of stuff built on top of the assumptions of normal technology.

Then once you have an idea of how tech works normally then you'll have the prerequisite knowledge for cybersec stuff and knowing where to take it from there will be easier.

[sacred kestrel]

ik how bits and bytes work obv, tcp, dhcp, uh ip addresses thats it

[naive leaf]

You'll want to learn C. C is weird yes, but C will teach you what you need to know about computers.

[sacred kestrel]

my 8th language being C will be a nightmare lol

[naive leaf]

I will say that pretty much nothing in terms of information is wasted.

In cyber

[rancid snow]

You should at least be literate enough to read C comfortably

[naive leaf]

Literally nothing

[sacred kestrel]

mhm

should i learn assembly too or no

is it worth it

[rancid snow]

yeah

[naive leaf]

Depends on what you wanna do.

[sacred kestrel]

rn im interested in like reverse engineering

[rancid snow]

if you ever wanna understand exploit dev and reverse engineering its mandatory

[naive leaf]

Then yes I hope your asm is good

[sacred kestrel]

i made my own simple login .exe in python and trying to crack it now

apparently the crackme sites dont work anymore

[sacred kestrel]

asm?

aim?

[rancid snow]

thats not a good way to practice asm reverse engineering lol

[naive leaf]

Assembly shorthand

Asm

[sacred kestrel]

oh

lol

[rancid snow]

because all the asm is going to be the python interpreter

[sacred kestrel]

mhm

[sacred kestrel]

o

[naive leaf]

I mean, python bytecode rev 😋

[sacred kestrel]

should i write it in like C++ then or no

[rancid snow]

theres tools specifically for decompiling python built executables

[sacred kestrel]

i could ask copilot js to make a program in C tbh

and then ill try to crack it

[naive leaf]

Ask it to write you an insecure C program, but to not tell you where the vulnerabilities are yeah.

That works

[sacred kestrel]

alr

[rancid snow]

Most of my RE practice is just from opening up games and trying to develop single player cheats with them. Trial by fire.

[naive leaf]

If you really wanna do like binary exploitation(binex), then check out nightmare pwn and pwn.college

[sacred kestrel]

reason why im asking for help is because i literally had a family talk on what university im tryna go to, what courses in the uni im going to pick, what my job is gonna be, etc. made me feel like an idiot

[naive leaf]

That'll teach you a bunch

[maiden anvil]

or yall could stop being lazy and build a taxonomy of bin vulns, then research them over a long period of time and develop expertise

but nah! yall aint gonna do that, huh?

[molten bobcat]

Holy

Moly

I am forever a prisoner

Of Microsoft teams

[sacred kestrel]

i remember i did CTFs but those were like easy based on the ones i did

[naive leaf]

Sorry I want my syscall 59 dopamine.

[sacred kestrel]

literally answers were in the html file 😭

[molten bobcat]

Magic the gathering now requires an understanding of exponents

[frozen zinc]

Same, Im planning to fire up a VPS so i can selfhost gitea to publish some cheats for old single player games without risking nuking my github account and in the way I learn more about VPS and self hosting

[sacred kestrel]

wait all the cmds they show in the lessons of htb, do these actually work on a real system? (ik dumb question)

[molten bobcat]

Yep

[sacred kestrel]

mhm

[molten bobcat]

Real computers for real

[naive leaf]

Yup all super applicable

[sacred kestrel]

so i could js test it on my other laptop that has linux instead of running an instance

[molten bobcat]

You could!

[rancid snow]

no hackthebox is just a larping game like Uplink

[sacred kestrel]

bc i wish instances i could use however i want in htb

but i think u have to pay

[stable tiger]

goodmorning gamers

[sacred kestrel]

ik theres prob restrictions

[sacred kestrel]

good afternoon

[naive leaf]

Htb fortresses I think are like more realistic

[molten bobcat]

If you use your own virtual machine you have unlimited usage

[nimble tundra]

guys seriously please don't use the internet without using a VPN. today was accidentally browsing around without a VPN and when i used Grok for a certain task it literally know my almost exact location

[molten bobcat]

[sacred kestrel]

i installed linux entirely on my other laptop

and on this laptop im using rn, i have vm of kali linux

other laptop is unbuntu

[naive leaf]

We've all been behaviorally profiled at this point

[stable tiger]

not me tho

/s

fuar

[sacred kestrel]

mhm

[naive leaf]

Okay

Yeah

Not you

[nimble tundra]

it was a new account 💀

[sacred kestrel]

wild

[stable tiger]

breaking news: sites you connect to with your real ip address know your location

[molten bobcat]

The location of your ISP*

[naive leaf]

There was an exploit a while back in discord that idk if it was fixed, to identify the general geographical location of anyone from what CDN server their profile pic was distributed from.

[nimble tundra]

dude i know but i wouldn't want a LLM owned by elon musk have access to my location data

[naive leaf]

Don't use grok problem solved

[sacred kestrel]

real

[naive leaf]

Why are you using elon's ai

[sacred kestrel]

facts

[nimble tundra]

its based at coding

[naive leaf]

Claude's better I think

[stable tiger]

vibecoder skill issue

[naive leaf]

And anthropic is the more ethical nihilistic AI corporation.

[nimble tundra]

its really pricey tho

[sacred kestrel]

real

[nimble tundra]

wouldn't buy it

[molten bobcat]

Y'all eat books?

[stable tiger]

i love my yummy treat of windows internals cloud

[molten bobcat]

Delicious

[naive leaf]

I mean if you're trying to staple it to a codebase and let it run forever then yeah.

[sacred kestrel]

i thought all ai's were free when coding. HEAR ME OUT

[nimble tundra]

today i ate atomic habits by James Clear

[stable tiger]

@wanton dock

[naive leaf]

Not when you're trying to staple it to a codebase and letting it do anything it wants

[stable tiger]

get on

[molten bobcat]

I think froj recommended that book..

[naive leaf]

Where'd the froj go

[sacred kestrel]

i mean idk abt that but there's extensions

[nimble tundra]

@undone fossil

[stable tiger]

hes in the pond

[molten bobcat]

Da pond

[nimble tundra]

Za pond

[naive leaf]

Ohhh

Pond

[stable tiger]

the current state of the us has made me watch the news in the morning for the first time in a decade

[sacred kestrel]

lol

trump be doing sm

[molten bobcat]

I'm in an incident call

[nimble tundra]

do ya all like Eminem ?

[sacred kestrel]

time to speedrun this htb intro to the academy and ill be back

cya

[naive leaf]

Bye

[nimble tundra]

cya

[stable tiger]

bro

the australian dollar is now 0.70 usd

new record high

[nimble tundra]

@naive leaf tell me a joke

[naive leaf]

Okay

[nimble tundra]

CHF Based

[chrome tree]

Back when he was Slim Shady

https://giphy.com/gifs/eminem-the-real-slim-shady-xT0xeMsdbCgPwu94re

[nimble tundra]

fr

"the real slim shady please stand up"

[sacred kestrel]

rip gtg off, bye yall. will be back tmr hopefully

[chrome tree]

The unhinged talent and bars were so good. Still a great artist, I just grew up with shady so I'm biased lol

[nimble tundra]

hes the Goat

[chrome tree]

Plus you can't beat D12

[stable tiger]

yes

[naive leaf]

Two men are hunting in the woods, when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are a bit glazed over. He's not moving.

The first man picks up his phone and calls for emergency services.

"I think my friend is dead! What can I do?!" He exclaims in panic to the operator.

"Well first thing we need to do is make sure that he is dead." The operator replies.

A loud sound is heard.

Back on the phone, the man replies: "Okay, now what?"

[stable tiger]

that made me chuckle

it shouldnt have, but it did

[fiery copper]

This is Hack The Box not WattPad

[nimble tundra]

alright guys lemme try to crack a joke without getting banned

Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a hero
go to a women's shelter for a girlfriend and everyone loses their minds

[fiery copper]

So a Brothel?

Your joke sucks

[nimble tundra]

uhh huh

[nimble tundra]

ikr

What the difference between dead bodies and a Lamborghini ?

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm any hacking today 👀

[nimble tundra]

Lamborghini makes noise when you ride them

💀.

[lament kelp]

is it just me or are academy instances down

[fiery copper]

Actually dead bodies make noises too

[lament kelp]

whenver i start an academy instance the IP is down.

connected to academy, and even tested it on pwnbox. wont work.

[rancid snow]

whats orange and smells like orange and tastes like orange?

an orange

[fiery copper]

Yo @obtuse fern can you punish @nimble tundra for making bad jokes, the jokes aint even funny

Or correct

[nimble tundra]

uhh what ? 💀

[fiery copper]

When you hit a table as an example, it makes a noice

[lament kelp]

bro yall are very helpful

[nimble tundra]

@obtuse fern bro you're my friendo plz don't punish me 😔

[lament kelp]

talking about some nonsense up in here

[fiery copper]

Press F5

[nimble tundra]

thank you

[lament kelp]

bro says press f5 like i have an f5 button

[rancid snow]

@lament kelp what else are you expecting from gen chat

its been like this for a decade

[lament kelp]

theres no dedicated support chat bro

[fiery copper]

Bro what do you use

[nimble tundra]

open a support ticket

[fiery copper]

If you dont have F5 button

[rancid snow]

@lament kelp open a ticket bro

[nimble tundra]

he uses a PS5 controller

[lament kelp]

bro

[nimble tundra]

and a steering wheel

[rancid snow]

we aint your support team either bro

[lament kelp]

theres literally nowhere to open a support ticket

bro very helpful community

obv none of you have jobs

[fiery copper]

Instead of being a noob describe the device you are using

[nimble tundra]

nah you're just blind

[fiery copper]

Instead of crying

[rancid snow]

act like a jackass get treated like a jackass

[lament kelp]

im not crying

lol

[rancid snow]

wahh wahh

[fiery copper]

Then give us details

[lament kelp]

i just asked if academy instances were down

[fiery copper]

If you want issue solved

No

[lament kelp]

its not a user issue

[fiery copper]

Academy istances arent down

[nimble tundra]

it sounds to me like a skill issue

[fiery copper]

I can use without issue

[nimble tundra]

well......

[fiery copper]

So its def a you issue

[eternal mango]

On which VPN server @lament kelp ?

(e.g. eu-academy-1)

[terse dirge]

Skill issue

[fiery copper]

Imagine being mad at people because you are dumb enough to not be able to describe your own issue

[lament kelp]

what

bro

[nimble tundra]

fr

[lament kelp]

why are you attacking me

[eternal mango]

Oh, you said the instance is actually spawning, you just can't reach it?

[lament kelp]

i never attacked you

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[lament kelp]

right

[terse dirge]

@lament kelp

[lament kelp]

the instance is fine, the IP in unreachable

[nimble tundra]

well

[lament kelp]

bro

[fiery copper]

Did you actually try to use the target id?

[rancid snow]

@lament kelp because you got upset at people for not dropping our convo to immediately rush to your aid like were all some unpaid support team

[eternal mango]

jfc

[lament kelp]

why are you guys so infatuated with discord drama just shut up and drop it

i cant even read what goblin is saying because of you nerds

[rancid snow]

says guy that started it

[lament kelp]

bro

[nimble tundra]

skill issue

[lament kelp]

just shut the fuck up

fr

[rancid snow]

nah

[eternal mango]

Stop being assholes please

[lament kelp]

otherwise do something

bro

no

fuck that

do something

[fiery copper]

Umm ok I will stop cuz goblin said to, not because the annoying guy insulted me

[eternal mango]

..but yeah, if the instance is spawning but you're unable to reach it, support is probably the best option tbh

Oh come on Mario

You insult someone every 5 minutes

[nimble tundra]

hes based

[lament kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/noobs-noobs-everywhere-gif-17960655808826304320

[fiery copper]

Ye but I add something to it, I dont say straight up say fuck you

[nimble tundra]

some people deserve it

[molten bobcat]

Dude

I have the funniest shit to share

[eternal mango]

Support probably best option here @lament kelp, but response time might be reduced due to the time I'm afraid

[molten bobcat]

Y'all wanna laugh

[nimble tundra]

https://tenor.com/byIqC.gif

[rancid snow]

Bro literally waited 2 minutes and decided we didnt jump to his aid and got mad about it

[lament kelp]

bro

com kids

literally skid ass com kids bro

[fiery copper]

I like your boomer humour makes the server diverse

[lament kelp]

get a J O B

[molten bobcat]

Attacker authenticated using stolen credentials on a hostname "PUTAMADRE"

[nimble tundra]

at least our ranking doesn't say "script kiddie"

[eternal mango]

Ok yea, never mind. Good luck.

[nimble tundra]

lmao

[fiery copper]

Ironic coming from a script kiddie

[eternal mango]

nn

[nimble tundra]

fr bro

[terse dirge]

Says the one with "hackerr" as their guild

[molten bobcat]

Have a good night gob, I'll handle it

Or I would

I mean I can just holler at them

[fiery copper]

Have a good night

[lament kelp]

its a company bro

that i own

[nimble tundra]

damn

[rancid snow]

@lament kelp you literally freaked out in the span of 2 minutes. You want people to start treating you nicely maybe learn some social skills and apologize

[lament kelp]

bro

i did nothing

yall started clowning on me

skid ass clown kids fr

[fiery copper]

Bro has a company, guys prepare the red carpet

[molten bobcat]

Ehhh

[lament kelp]

yall are the type of people to dox someone

[molten bobcat]

Not at all lmao

The exact opposite actually

[nimble tundra]

i have blue ones will it do ?

[lament kelp]

bro

clowns

[molten bobcat]

I have a job and a cat

[lament kelp]

have nothing better to do

cant even leave me alone

[molten bobcat]

Cope

[nimble tundra]

its your choice to stay in the chat or not

[fiery copper]

Bro I aint your nanny, go cry me a river

[nimble tundra]

if you wanna have a good conversation then okay

if not then you're free to do whatever you want wherever

[fiery copper]

If you wouldnt be disrespectful @lament kelp , we wouldve ignored you and let the staff talk with you

[nimble tundra]

Same bro but i don't have a cat i have 4 birds

[molten bobcat]

I'm just on a customer call and I'm real tired

[eternal mango]

Drop it.

Now

[nimble tundra]

birds are so cute

[molten bobcat]

I couldn't stand birds

Too loudge

[nimble tundra]

why tho ?

[eternal mango]

@lament kelp I'd advise probably just leaving general to whatever they're up to, and raising that support ticket

[terse dirge]

Chat, did you know that birds are government drones

[fiery copper]

I killed an owl at age 6 with a rock, didnt kill an animal since

[molten bobcat]

Good lord

Why did you share that

Why did you feel the need to share that

Part of being an adult is learning what is/is not okay to share

[fiery copper]

Because when I was a kid I was the total opposite of what I am today

[nimble tundra]

i love birds my cockatiel bird can talk

[fiery copper]

Cant say I am proud

The more I grow the more I mature

I am almost 23 and I already started having wrinkles

[ornate wren]

i assume the owl had bad vibes

[nimble tundra]

i am almost 26 and i still don't have any wrinkles

owls are scary at night

[ornate wren]

if given the chance, an owl would kill you and everyone you love

[fiery copper]

Nah I was just a crazy kid back then doing crazy stuff

[nimble tundra]

that sounds..........uhh......

[nimble tundra]

you guys noob..... when i was 6 i hit a little girl with a rock

she isn't dead guys dw

[burnt cosmos]

Hi

[nimble tundra]

hello

i tried taming a Raven

it didn't go well

[fiery copper]

Hello

[burnt cosmos]

How did u get the hackthebox noob role

It allowed u to apply to most job openings right

[lost olive]

did you at least get a happy honk?

[fiery copper]

#welcome

[nimble tundra]

i got 5 scars in my arm

[fiery copper]

This has ur answers

[lost olive]

oh no, maybe happy honks later

feel better soon bud

[fiery copper]

You look like you are gonna be taken by aliens

[nimble tundra]

it was like 5 years ago

dw

i am fine now

[chrome tree]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LonelyAliens-aliens-et-extraterrestrial-fCVuSxTdJEnQ2itvgB

[lost olive]

ohhh I get it now lol - and I doubt it Mario, I'm not the kinda guy to get picked for that

[fiery copper]

Why not, you look kinda handsome

[molten bobcat]

Don't be weird

The bad weird not the good weird

[fiery copper]

Im just being honest

[nimble tundra]

Attempt #2

A guy is visiting his grandfather in the hospital. The old man is hooked up to all sorts of machines, looking very frail. Suddenly, the grandfather starts gasping for air and frantically gesturing for a pen and paper.

The grandson, panicked and emotional, hands them over immediately. The grandfather scribbles something down with a trembling hand, gasps one last time, and passes away.

At the funeral a few days later, the grandson remembers the note in his pocket. He tells the mourners, "I haven't read his final words yet, but I know they will be a treasure to us all."

He pulls out the note and reads: "Move your foot, you're standing on my oxygen tube."

[sharp holly]

If I want both labs and academy do I need an individual subscription for both?

[ornate lark]

hi, there is a specific channel to clarify some questions?? im new in the server so just asking to avoid any inconvenience

[sturdy thistle]

Well, clawdbot/moltbot built me this so far

[sturdy thistle]

just ask

[ornate lark]

yeah its a very specific question but how long does it work the students plan, until the corporative email stop working or until certain time? asking this because im rn in a academy which allows me to pay the plan but the email is available just one year

like in one year im out so i will stop using it

[maiden anvil]

im pretty sure you'll get perma locked out of that account with no way to stop payments if you do that

[ornate lark]

yeah thats one of the problems

[frigid mountain]

hi

@ornate lark Contact support

Random people in #general can't help you

[ornate lark]

thats why i asked for a specifical channel

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[ornate lark]

perfect

[frigid mountain]

There you go

😄

[ornate lark]

thx dude

[frigid mountain]

yw

[maiden anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/click-gif-4557377913340890885

[frigid mountain]

had a long day

happy to be home to unwind

even though I wasted like my last 2.5hrs and now just have a bit before bed 🙁

[zealous charm]

Just submitted my heap overflow as DoS sadly. So it will probably be downgraded to informational or rejected. Now I am doing pottery. Wbu big dawg?

[maiden anvil]

I need to complete documents for a big project, but everybody keeps freaking asking me questions

and idk about u but im trynna do stuff, I dont really have time to answer ppl's questions rn

what happened with the vuln? run into a mitigation?

[zealous charm]

PRFAQ big dawg?

[maiden anvil]

trynna be like those faang nerds son

[zealous charm]

I only had a win11 test environment and didn’t feel like wasting days weaponizing it

[maiden anvil]

yeah win11 is your problem right there

[zealous charm]

[scenic maple]

how are you going to overflow it
react native search bar should already take up everything there is

[maiden anvil]

i just looked through defender and never noticed CFG was on by default for win10

[maiden anvil]

we are hunting different kind of fish

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/catfish-fishing-walking-gold-cat-gold-fish-gif-17141550

[maiden anvil]

big ones that will eat you if you fall into the deepend

[scenic maple]

if small appear big ~ sun tzu

[sharp beacon]

how do i get to invincible

[alpine pumice]

i think it's on amazon

[lofty warren]

[molten bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1aXJZDf3mJvqAPw2OPG5XX?si=AE9m9NlKS2yD6yfttWBRpQ

I like the revisions version of this

It combines it with Animus Vox

[alpine pumice]

DNSSEC makes sense to me

[static burrow]

yeah i realized

[sacred kestrel]

guys, right now im doing system information in the course linux fundamentals. what im trying to do is ssh and it says to download vpn connection file as well. why do i have to download vpn connection file

[rancid snow]

so you can connect to the lab

[sacred kestrel]

o and what protocol should i choose since theres 2 options

udp 1337 and tcp 443

[rancid snow]

if it has that sort of lab, its a standard message on all module pages

[sacred kestrel]

rn its default selected to udp

[rancid snow]

whatever the default is

[sacred kestrel]

alr udp

ima acc try this on my linux laptop

[molten bobcat]

I'm making tacos y'all

[sacred kestrel]

im tryna do it on my personal laptop tho

[rancid snow]

same

every Tuesday

todays chicken tacos with goth girl seasoning

[molten bobcat]

Shawarma beef, onions, tomatoes, all in a lettuce wrap

[meager kernel]

morning

[alpine pumice]

sounds like a shawarma not a taco

is a hotdog a sandwich?

[somber spade]

heys guys in am new in security feild
i am looking for guidance to pursue cloud security engineer or analyst
can anyone tell me what are the topic I have to go through to pursue a entry level or intern position

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-inside-out-gif-12268326413793699462

[alpine pumice]

#careers-and-certs is probably a better channel to ask

[somber spade]

thanks

[sacred kestrel]

good night

[sacred kestrel]

im new too

[terse dirge]

None of cyber is entry level

[static burrow]

no cyber internships near me but palantir is hiring software devs make it make sense 😛

[dusky jacinth]

I finished the module

Finally

Oml

I fucking suck holy moly

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hump-day-wednesday-camel-office-wednesday-hump-gif-5522475

[west venture]

Did y'all hear about Kimi K2.5 launch?

IT KNOWS MS OFFICE SUITE

Which means I am not touching my assignments anymore

[vivid flower]

Kimi 2.5 says its name is claude when introducing itself

[west venture]

It still knows hot use office which is all I care about

[raven rain]

is cloud security still in demand

[ornate ibex]

Henlo

[raven rain]

wanna maybe pivot to that some time

[austere sigil]

Heya

[lyric gyro]

those are uh hallucinations

[zenith tide]

Hi

[pale belfry]

i have a HackTheBox CTF at my school that I will be graded on in 10 days. I don't know shit. How can I get past 12 boxes in 6 hours lmao. any advice?

[cloud osprey]

no shot is this real

[pale belfry]

@cloud ospreyit's mostly partipication I would assume

[cloud osprey]

12 boxes in 6 hours is bonkers for beginners, unless they already told you the path for each

[pale belfry]

we were warned to be insanely shocked. we can have up to 6 people on our teams. I think there's only going to be 1 very good team at my school and that's it. I want to be able to compete tho

[lime trout]

should be easy for you

hi zumi

[fiery copper]

Hi

You'll do just fine, Dexter.

[woeful marten]

while solving opensecret lab it involves jwt tokens, how to find the jwt token ?

[supple plume]

@scenic maple how is it going with the MDN

[upbeat tangle]

awake already

your getting old

[dusky jacinth]

Anyone up to anything fun?

I’m bored

[upbeat tangle]

watching an ippsec video

[dusky jacinth]

Rad

[upbeat tangle]

and drinking some yoghurt

[meager kernel]

you cant

[ionic heron]

I want to turn myself into federal court I hope it's not in Phoenix... All i did was Soviet threaten the FBI hq security guard cause agent was assigned to my case and I was a "great asset" but we never met...

[upbeat tangle]

He can, if he can stop time

[ionic heron]

I made a tutorial on Twitch and HF on making a botnet... Lol I don't know what to tell the courts.

[meager kernel]

lets be honest here
you didnt do shit
youre just here trying to seek attention for the 100th time cause you dont recieve any irl

[sturdy thistle]

morning

[upbeat tangle]

whats up mick

[sturdy thistle]

not so much

hru

[upbeat tangle]

Watching ippsec video on October

[sturdy thistle]

in January?

[upbeat tangle]

What can i say, i invented time travelling

[sturdy thistle]

nice

clawdbot did something 😄

[scenic maple]

finished mdn god knows how much text i have read

Learn Web Development — MDN Curriculum

Getting Started Modules

• [x] Environment setup
• [x] Your first website
• [x] Web standards
• [x] Soft skills

Core Modules

• [x] Structuring content with HTML
• [x] CSS styling basics
• [x] CSS text styling
• [x] CSS layout
• [x] Dynamic scripting with JavaScript

JavaScript & Frontend

• [ ] JavaScript frameworks and libraries
• [ ] Accessibility
• [ ] Design for developers

Development Workflow

• [x] Version control
• [x] Advanced JavaScript objects
• [ ] Client-side web APIs
• [x] Asynchronous JavaScript
• [x] Web forms
• [ ] Understanding client-side tools

Backend & Performance

• [ ] Server-side websites
• [ ] Web performance
• [ ] Testing

Extras

• [ ] Further resources
• [ ] How to solve common problems

[devout sail]

@native plume

[native plume]

Bruh

These stuff are even more bloated than the updates I'll be doing

Also @nimble tundra I got your curse too

[scenic maple]

ta who?

[native plume]

These updates will make me go bankrupt

Also yes I just noticed this name is sus

[upbeat tangle]

Paying for gigabytes?

[native plume]

Something like that 😭

I have to update MacOS, iPadOS, And XCode 😭 😭

[upbeat tangle]

Thats the financial model we had in the late 90s for internet in Sweden

with the 56k modem

[fiery copper]

Wassup @upbeat tangle

[upbeat tangle]

Itsa a me! Mario!

[native plume]

I'm using 4G because that's the best of worst options I have

[fiery copper]

So 4Gs

[upbeat tangle]

4 Gs in my pocket

[fiery copper]

4G aint bad

[upbeat tangle]

Hows the studying going there Mario

[native plume]

It's not bad but it's pricy

[fiery copper]

Pretty bad ngl

[native plume]

But yeah it's best solution for now

[devout sail]

Just leave your country

[devout sail]

4 grams? 💀

[upbeat tangle]

Its not that easy to leave North Korea

[native plume]

People then: travel for water and grass
People now: travel for faster internet

[devout sail]

For cheaper internet*

Who tf pay per byte nowadays 💀

[native plume]

I also want faster

[fiery copper]

At this point I might travel for a job

[native plume]

That also counts

[upbeat tangle]

4 Gs , G as in Grand which means large. 4 Large Bills, which is generally 4 thousand of an average currency

[devout sail]

I have uhh 0.1G in my pocket then 💀

0.11 to be precise

[native plume]

Geolocation leaked

[upbeat tangle]

If we measure in iranian currency right now, this would not stick

[devout sail]

Your??

[native plume]

Mine is already leaked like idk from when

[devout sail]

Everyone knows where u live

[upbeat tangle]

North Korea

[native plume]

And it keeps leaking

[devout sail]

😼

[devout sail]

He and echo lives nearby

[native plume]

Also Mac and Windows did a great job doxxing me

[upbeat tangle]

In the trenches between south and north

hacking on mobile internet paying for gigabytes

on a muddy laptop in the trenches between south and north korea

[devout sail]

Atleast that way he doesn't waste time on brainrot

Cuz it cost money to him

[native plume]

True

[upbeat tangle]

Bullets whistling by left and right as we speak

[meager kernel]

[devout sail]

Nah he's too thin, no bullet will hit him

[native plume]

Come on come on

[devout sail]

I hope it fails

[native plume]

Why did they name it Tahoe

[devout sail]

And waste 18GB

[native plume]

Bruuh 😭

[devout sail]

Chocos ta hoe

[native plume]

It actually happened when I was downloading the Simulators

[upbeat tangle]

queue elevator music

[native plume]

It was a real sad night for me

[meager kernel]

is it inconveient to use a VM on MacOS?

[native plume]

All you need is decent amount of RAM

[devout sail]

The onedrive files does this
I left some 150GB file on download
Next day i unzipped it and it had some file and huge error file

[meager kernel]

its named after Lake Tahoe

[native plume]

My mind wants to read it as Touhou

[meager kernel]

but does it not require any extra tweaking if youre trying to run some tools in a Kali VM

[native plume]

So far I didn't get any issues with it but I don't use every tool

[meager kernel]

fair

[devout sail]

Afaik it's very niche stuff

Like that machine where we had to generate h5 file
That was annoying

[native plume]

The only "issue" is thaht I had to download Chromium separatly when installing Burpsuite

[native plume]

Back then I was doing it on Pwnbox

[muted olive]

*nice

I did that on a pro lab

[devout sail]

i fucked around for a day and even made a blog about it 💀

[upbeat tangle]

Kratos if you want a challenge, go check out the privesc situation on a machine called "October"

[devout sail]

Cuz it was pain even on windows

[terse dirge]

I might be cooked chat, I'm learning C

[native plume]

All I remember is that I RCE-ed myself back then

[devout sail]

Can u hello world yet?

[terse dirge]

yes

[devout sail]

Yep same, cuz I kept the listener on 💀

[devout sail]

You already know then. 😂😂

[muted olive]

Anyway. I am nuking my Kali today because something is wrong with the image and I have never taken a snapshot lol

[native plume]

It happens

[devout sail]

[muted olive]

2 years worth of stuff in that

[native plume]

But it's always sad

[native plume]

Nuuuuu 😭

[muted olive]

I guess im stupid for never taking a snapshot in 2 years

[upbeat tangle]

I had to do the same the other day after destroying my kali vm using 3d acceleration

[devout sail]

Cya people and biches
Time to work

[native plume]

Lesson learned:

• Always git push
• Always keep snapshots

I had a similar sad thing happening where I lost 7 months of dev work because I didn't commit my changes

[upbeat tangle]

snapshots are for little girls, real men destroy everything and build from ground up OVER AND OVER

[terse dirge]

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
  printf("hello world!\n");
  return 0;
}

[meager kernel]

just download another image from the kali website
takes about 3 minutes

[muted olive]

3 minutes for you, 2 hours for me

[meager kernel]

dont keep important stuff in a disposable VM

[muted olive]

because I have such good internet

[upbeat tangle]

Look at him all grown up 🥲

[native plume]

@devout sail I survived

[muted olive]

nothing was important

[meager kernel]

pretty sure unzipping a file doesnt take that much time

[muted olive]

the ISO file will be like 5 gb

[meager kernel]

so no harm done

[meager kernel]

theres no ISO file brother

just a virtualbox/vmware image

[muted olive]

Oh

one sec then

[upbeat tangle]

Kratos, if i call your number now. Will there be microsoft tech support on the other end?

[meager kernel]

its a whole prebuilt VM
dont even have to setup

the username and the password would also be given

[native plume]

For ARM you have to get the ISO I remember

[meager kernel]

i dont have a phone, i communicate through pigeons

[meager kernel]

skill issue

[native plume]

Cuz when I downloaded it it was for whatever the other architecture

[upbeat tangle]

And you use Qubes as your operating system aswell as walking around armed to the teeth 24 hours a day and hating the system

[meager kernel]

i live on the street

[upbeat tangle]

Oh, so your also in the trenches between south and north korea

on the pay per gigabit connection

[muted olive]

Would've stepped on a landmine by now

[upbeat tangle]

[scenic maple]

tbh where u live internet is luxury

[upbeat tangle]

I havnt seen Brathadair in a long while, cant even tag him in the channel anymore

[native plume]

I know and I'm really limited with options I have

[scenic maple]

look at the bright side

u have apple

[native plume]

70 GBs would cost me around 30$

[upbeat tangle]

i bet golam banned Brath

[scenic maple]

i didnt

he leaves and comes

thats how it is

[muted olive]

removes vm
inputs image again
still doesn't work

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bowl-gif-1248424875261575269

[muted olive]

where is that

[native plume]

The sad thing about Apple is if you got the 256 GB one then you will be limited in storage

[scenic maple]

middle east

[scenic maple]

r u being gatekept by money?

[native plume]

I moving everything I can for an external drive

[native plume]

If I try to get another machine then I'll spend more time and money installing tools on it 💀

[scenic maple]

bro uses ftp to install tools

[native plume]

It would take me probably 3 business days to set things up

[upbeat tangle]

What does this even mean?

256 gig thats like one USB stick

[native plume]

Say for example you do web and mobile dev
If you install Simulators and other stuff then that's more than 75% of the storage

I ended up either moving them to external storage or doing symlink for some other stuff

[upbeat tangle]

ok so i open up the website of my local IT store

Kingstone USB 256 gig 21 euros

[native plume]

One of the projects I'm working on has node_modules with size around 1.2 GBs

Brb time to reboot

[upbeat tangle]

This made me think about how apple and google keep nagging me to please use their trash cloud storage

Pay to store items on other peoples computers

[native plume]

And they get free training data too

No it's still restarting
I'm just typing from phone where I have 10 wpm speed

[upbeat tangle]

Long live the usb drive and the external hdd

[native plume]

💀

These days external drives are mandatory to live

[upbeat tangle]

Unless you want cloud storage that is xD

[native plume]

If you want to use Apple at least

[upbeat tangle]

which i dont

[native plume]

Say if you want to do video editing
Cloud storage would not do any good with this

Just saying it as an example

Also if you do highly rendered art then you might end up with files around 3 GBs

[muted olive]

guest additions mismatch fucked the graphics display

upgrading now so it should fix it

also all my data is secure yay

[upbeat tangle]

Lets vibe

[muted olive]

Headless debugging is kind of fire ngl

[upbeat tangle]

hell yes

[cloud osprey]

me trying to get nvidia drivers to work when i was starting out and decided to bare metal kali

[muted olive]

sudo apt update doesn't work because my disk is full 💀

maybe not a bad idea to nuke it... either that or clean up

[native plume]

Omg that happened to me too but it was on bare metal 💀

I was giving it around 40 GBs

[muted olive]

mine had like 60 gb

[native plume]

Ran sudo apt upgrade

And there we go

"Where's my desktop environment"

[muted olive]

bro

It must take real skill for me to be this dumb

[tawdry sorrel]

A routine like situation for arch users like me

I need to chroot into my system every single week cuz an update have crashed something in my system

[native plume]

Arch has sooo many side quests

But yeah you get so much power out of it

And hair lose

[tawdry sorrel]

But it's awesome, think about it positively, like developers want you to learn from their faults.

[native plume]

lmao

[tawdry sorrel]

[native plume]

I just hate the fact that I need to fix my own stuff on production but then Arch gives me 3 side quests to do and let me forget about the main one 💀

Or "I need to get my drawing tablet to work"

Spends 3 days debugging

[tawdry sorrel]

Yeah it is really annoying to boot your machine and get an error suddenly

[native plume]

Yeah that too

[tawdry sorrel]

I think it deserves to get some struggle with, at least you are not obliged to use apt package manager

[devout sail]

Sad

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-kitten-orange-cat

[devout sail]

I'll push --force you

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew

[native plume]

I'll soft reset you

[devout sail]

[green kite]

hello chat

[muted olive]

Someone shoot me

[green kite]

https://giphy.com/gifs/originals-yearbook-1lZkFOcni7Yn3XMoXB

[fiery copper]

@tawdry sorrel when did u get CJCA

[fiery copper]

You like pumping

[green kite]

I like shooting with a nerf gun, yes

brings back kid memories

[muted olive]

fixed the kali

important lesson chat

disk full = graphics manager go kaboom

[green kite]

painful man

[supple plume]

Cyberchocos! 🍫

Reset his head

[ionic heron]

Dynamic DNS updates. 0day.

[supple plume]

[supple plume]

Shut up

[supple plume]

I have a set of scripts to reinatall everything if I crash my system

[ionic heron]

Bypass DNS authentication using client connection and bypass dynamic update DNS listings like this message.

[gray wraith]

Bypass DNS authentication using client connection and bypass dynamic update DNS listings like this message.

[fiery copper]

Bro is soo good at hacking that he got the piss rank

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/let-him-cook-cookin-1

[terse dirge]

I don't think any DNS server requires auth

[native plume]

Senpai 😩 Good morning

Another 12 GBs for XCode

Tell me what's next Apple

[muted olive]

except if its sam altman's

obviously

[native plume]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rage-pain

[scenic maple]

[astral pier]

Hello guys, so if I buy the monthly gold plan, I don't get all the T3 modules as for the annual gold?

(for the Academy)

[native plume]

Monthly Gold gives you cubes only
Annual Gold unlocks modules

[astral pier]

Ok ty

[fiery copper]

Bro get silver annual

U will thank later

[astral pier]

yeah rn i have the student plan so its the same, but when i will have finished the Penetration Tester job path i would maybe need the T3 modules

[fiery copper]

Why doe

[astral pier]

but yeah probably gonna pay the silver instead of the gold

[fiery copper]

Dont u get like 5 free paths?

[supple plume]

That's how he is able to bypass DNS authentication

Genius

[supple plume]

Vro use and

[astral pier]

yes but only CPTS and maybe CWES are interesting for me

rn

[fiery copper]

Try CJCA

[supple plume]

Literally the whole OS and text editor is smaller than 1/4 of xcode

[astral pier]

so if i finish all the modules the silver is useless

[astral pier]

done it

[meager kernel]

[fiery copper]

Ok

[native plume]

Can't publish to App Store without it 😔

[fiery copper]

Anyway try CJCA exam youll be in shock

[supple plume]

Slavery issue

[astral pier]

i have ptsd of the exam

i'll tried it already lmao

[fiery copper]

How is it

[astral pier]

ptsd

xD

[fiery copper]

From 1 to 10

[astral pier]

i didn't manage to make it entirely so i can't tell

[fiery copper]

Lol

[astral pier]

i got a huge problem lmao

[fiery copper]

Dont we all

[astral pier]

true

[safe jacinth]

Why

[astral pier]

cuz even if you can do all the path by heart, you can be stuck on the exam because of the web, if you miss only one thing its over
And the blue team is really hard compare to the module

[tough oyster]

End of last year, decided to just fuck around and spin up my CJCA exam. Managed to pwn 1 machine and that was all.

[astral pier]

😭

[tough oyster]

Oh boy did I find that 1 annoying.

I'll have a proper swing at it soon

[meager kernel]

what if youre already decently good at web

i cant speak about blue team cause i havent done much blue team at all

[tough oyster]

Shhhhhh

[astral pier]

gl

[astral pier]

its absolutly not a hint i'm not talking about the CJCA

i swear lmao

[meager kernel]

hmm i understand @astral pier

i have the CJCA token

[tough oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/totally-finding-nemo-gif-12898369

[meager kernel]

Ill try it out anyway

i think the blue teaming part would be a huge problem

[astral pier]

gl but i mean its Junior, your accustomed to box so the red team will not be a problem

[astral pier]

Yeah but you don't see many things on the path (i didn't do the new module tho)

[meager kernel]

hmm

[astral pier]

So its just overhelming about logs

[meager kernel]

i guess ill just to have wing it

[astral pier]

i don't think the blue team part is the longer so if you pwn the red team in like 2 days, you have plenty of time to do the blue team

[meager kernel]

Hopefully the red team part isnt that hard

[astral pier]

i've not seen the end of it so i can't really tell but the only thing you learn is to pwn a wordpress env sooo

[meager kernel]

probably shouldnt discuss that much into detail

would be against rules

[muted olive]

It'll probably be very easy compared to CPTS/CDSA anyway

[terse dirge]

I use void btw with neovim

[terse dirge]

based, bros literally john cyber

[supple plume]

Bro cracks passwords with john the tripper

[meager kernel]

bro is tripping his john

[supple plume]

Vro has a brain portajohn

Vro doesnt reinvent the wheel vro discovers the wheel

[bold snow]

is it even recognized? Its so new and niche

[astral pier]

i'm just stating what we see on the modules soo

[fiery copper]

Personally Im focusing more on eJPT and associate Microsoft certs

[astral pier]

Currently its not recognized for the knowledge its giving you but more for the fact that you are doing some cyber certification

[lofty warren]

the people in the TryHackMe Discord really never make me disappoint

[plain pivot]

Guys would you recommend an asus rog laptop with the asus linux project?

[bold snow]

i mean at least its from htb and free with annual xd doesnt hurt to get

[lofty warren]

ROG Zephyrus G16 RTX5070

[astral pier]

Yeah

[lofty warren]

Asus ROG Zephyrus G16 GU605CR-QR107W

[plain pivot]

Can I also go with the older models?

[upbeat tangle]

Delegate has been pwned

the one i started workin on last night

[supple plume]

cool

[scenic maple]

@supple plume thoughts

[crystal plume]

Hi Everyone i need the sales Team Urget anyone know the person responsible in HTB

[warped plank]

Contact support, discord doesnt offer official support.

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[crystal plume]

Alright thank you boss

[fiery copper]

Flukeyy the big boi

[upbeat tangle]

idk about that, i just like to have fun

vibing with hiphop tunes

[supple plume]

My thought are: good j0b this list looks decent. But I would recommend to make a small project for every section maybe a super small app to practice for example asynchronous js. Try to fetch an api with and display different things that can change at real time. Otherwise look for an open source project that does that.
The thing is if you do too much theory is easy to fall into tutorial hell and forget theory along the way. Consolidate learning with small exercises.

Also some sections I wouldn't study them since there is a point where is not practical to study everything unless I need to implement something with it

[fiery copper]

burp

[supple plume]

what are you yapping about we talking webdev here

[upbeat tangle]

Did someone say webde...... 🛌 😴

@supple plume feeling good today brother?

[supple plume]

yeah better today thanks for asking

[upbeat tangle]

Anything fun happening today

[upbeat tangle]

you working on this one still

[supple plume]

im improving my tools and Ill be changing the visibility of my repos

[supple plume]

I just dedicated a bit of time I want proper highlight

[upbeat tangle]

such an archlinux user thing to do

[supple plume]

haha

heck yeah

so since Im kinda stuck rn

in life

Ill just work on this

[upbeat tangle]

i mean.. were all stuck

We are pawns in the rich mens game

[supple plume]

maybe Ill hack something later

[upbeat tangle]

However, despite that we can still find enjoyment and small luxuries from time to time

[supple plume]

but I think I want to dedicate time to craft weaponry

[upbeat tangle]

Dont let the taste of disdain color your hat

[supple plume]

shithat

[upbeat tangle]

brownhat hacker

[supple plume]

hahah

[upbeat tangle]

sticking your head in toilet everyday

[supple plume]

like this

[warped lotus]

I need to find hacker. so, I'm here new for looking hacker. I have projects, Please let me know if ther are some hackers on here

[supple plume]

what kind of project

[upbeat tangle]

let me guess

[austere sinew]

opens htb
closes htb

[upbeat tangle]

"PLS SIR NEED HELP HECK MY NEIGHBOR INSTGRAM

[austere sinew]

@sturdy thistle ping hi

[supple plume]

opens htb @austere sinew gets pinged closes htb

[muted olive]

ping @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

BRO

@supple plume @muted olive ping

[upbeat tangle]

Idk wolo, do you think my guess is far off the target

[frozen zinc]

Im hecker tell me project sir

[austere sinew]

I’m sure these projects are just asking how to recreate famous tools maybe that’s what it is!!

[upbeat tangle]

no dont steal our project!!

[frozen zinc]

Open Source

we share money and bitches

[upbeat tangle]

And before you can even finish his project, 10 swats will be going through your front door with foot first

[austere sinew]

He just sent me a request

Asking for project hell

Help

Hell works too though

[upbeat tangle]

[frozen zinc]

🙁

[upbeat tangle]

Undeadwolo stole our customers

look

[frozen zinc]

So mean

[upbeat tangle]

i cant believe it

[frozen zinc]

Dont ever ping her again

[austere sinew]

LMAO

[frozen zinc]

Even laughing at us

[supple plume]

what are these projects about

[austere sinew]

Try harder peasants, I am the ultimate hackerer black ghost wants to hire

[warped plank]

Well good job you found us, now what kind of projects you talking about?

[supple plume]

I need to find a brain. I have a portajohn

[frozen zinc]

PEASANTS

[austere sinew]

PEASANTS

[frozen zinc]

are you a CHICKPEA?

[warped plank]

whatever it is you can say it here

[frozen zinc]

we need to brain storm together before

like a family

is for the good of the project

[zealous charm]

[upbeat tangle]

Where did he got

[austere sinew]

I wanted to so badly make a vin diesel fast and furious joke but then I couldnt think of anything smart enough it all seemed too obscure

[frozen zinc]

heaven

[austere sinew]

That looks so good

[frozen zinc]

Nice bcs those movies are shit lol

[austere sinew]

But family…

[frozen zinc]

Charles Manson?

[austere sinew]

WHAT

[frozen zinc]

🫵🏽

[sturdy thistle]

I had wantan before

[upbeat tangle]

man micky your a real chef

that looks great

[muted olive]

only fast and furious 3 is good

all others are terrible

[warped plank]

@supple plume already handled

[supple plume]

aright

[devout sail]

Will it work if I drop your system from the 17th floor?

[warped plank]

he didn't block you btw, discord weirdly doesn't let you talk to people who aren't on your friendlists or on common servers

[supple plume]

actually yes

[supple plume]

even better

[austere sinew]

All suck

But FAMILY