general

[fiery copper]

Step 1: if you know you are stupid then you arent stupid

Step 2: be happy

[loud epoch]

yeah but that doesnt work

can't acknowledge that you aren't stupid because then you don't need to unstupidfy

[fiery copper]

Bread

Crumb yourself away

[loud epoch]

Thats deeply offensive

[fiery copper]

Dont let the mold hit on your way

[loud epoch]

I will report you to @lilac cipher

WOAH!

thats out of line mister

false

I am responsive

my ntdll is loaded

I am full of imports

I am responsive

To you

[severe falcon]

guys.

[loud epoch]

I have to remap

[fiery copper]

Blud how can you be responsive, you are bread. You are reactive.

[loud epoch]

Describe bread

[fiery copper]

Something to eat

[loud epoch]

And what's something to eat

[fiery copper]

A victim

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-brain-ralph-QC9MRxmLskle8

[loud epoch]

And what's a victim

[fiery copper]

You

[loud epoch]

I believe you are alien

[sturdy thistle]

is all i say

[loud epoch]

The bridges are outside and you are in space next to the rop loader with ntdll

[eternal mango]

[fiery copper]

You are the 403 in the status code

[eternal mango]

nopnopnopnopnopnop

[fiery copper]

While I am a 200

[loud epoch]

@nop

[severe falcon]

rop loader with ntdll?

[fiery copper]

@tender urchin

[severe falcon]

@spring radish beoble missing you

[sturdy thistle]

I'm your 500 code

[severe falcon]

that's crazy.

[loud epoch]

whats a status code

like discord status?

[sturdy thistle]

you are my 403

[fiery copper]

Well technically yes

[eternal mango]

🫖

[sturdy thistle]

gitea

[severe falcon]

git.

[loud epoch]

So what's 403 discord status code mister mario

[eternal mango]

.gitignore

[severe falcon]

gud

[sturdy thistle]

.tea soon?

[fiery copper]

Rule 67

[severe falcon]

breadtora not found.

[sturdy thistle]

instead .git

[eternal mango]

wordings be wording, wow

[severe falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1433392864339169310/1442489947759317103/scp-067-67.gif

[loud epoch]

What's the defenition of 67

sorry mister zatlap

I will never do it again

[eternal mango]

One less than 68

[loud epoch]

I learn from my mistakes

[severe falcon]

"neither a word or a number"

[fiery copper]

42 + 25

[eternal mango]

lol

[loud epoch]

can you explain yourself in 73 words or more

[eternal mango]

Ok escalate

Someone do hex

[fiery copper]

@static pasture

[loud epoch]

that's 1 word

[static pasture]

I am FalconSpy.

[dusky jacinth]

Omg I did it

took me so long, but I did it

[fiery copper]

I dunno what you did but congratulations fella

[dusky jacinth]

now just one more left

AD skill assessment

this box has taken me forever to solve. Kept running into some dumb connection issues

[molten bobcat]

73 words or more means Value is greater than or equal to 73

[eternal mango]

Hmm.. there's no upside down muscle emoji..

[molten bobcat]

Now describe yourself in exactly 73 words.

[fiery copper]

You are soo fat, that you let food for others to eat.

[severe falcon]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=67

official

[dusky jacinth]

You should put one in

that'd be my new fav

[severe falcon]

GrandSpy.

[eternal mango]

I don't have the power 🙁

[dusky jacinth]

daaaang

[molten bobcat]

Lunch break soon

I think I go pick up some snacks and drinks

To surprise the bf

[loud epoch]

@molten bobcat I have a critical question only one (you) shall answer

[molten bobcat]

What's up

[fiery copper]

The answer is yesnt

[loud epoch]

If the trees are green then why is the sky blue and not purple

[rich radish]

Because of israel

[loud epoch]

[molten bobcat]

This guy fuckin sucks lol

[fiery copper]

Before or after 1948?

[loud epoch]

ok but cloud

[molten bobcat]

Uh I dunno

[loud epoch]

are you seriously going to leave this important question unanswered

because only you can answer it

and the world depends on it

[fiery copper]

Some questions are left for user interpretation

[loud epoch]

ill interpret you

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizzare-adventure-rohan-kishibe-i-refuse-gif-26066583

[loud epoch]

gg we cooked

[fiery copper]

Hmm thank you

[loud epoch]

yep

factually factual

[fiery copper]

Didnt this guy lose to a kid?

[remote iris]

Hi

[eternal mango]

[molten bobcat]

Rohan never loses

[eternal mango]

ew

[fiery copper]

Hi

[loud epoch]

it amazes me how zqa

[eternal mango]

background

[loud epoch]

is always on point with the factual facts

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/heaven's-door-jojo-gif-12513711684002703669

HEAVENS DOOR

[loud epoch]

on some typeshit frfr

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-iggydr-bicep-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-dennis-gif-18795018

[loud epoch]

[molten bobcat]

Strangely relevant It's Always Sunny clip

[fiery copper]

Sheesh

[loud epoch]

@lilac cipher @gusty aurora

[eternal mango]

That's better..

[loud epoch]

[eternal mango]

...now what was the purpose of that..

[loud epoch]

purpose is to have a purpose that's the purpose of that

[eternal mango]

Oh right, there you are @dusky jacinth

🤣

[dusky jacinth]

HAHAHA

[obtuse fern]

oh come the fuck on, that's just fucking funny

[fiery copper]

Baby Shawarma

[obtuse fern]

managed 67 melee kills

(not me)

[loud epoch]

warframe

what were u running

[fiery copper]

Windows

[loud epoch]

YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

ENOUGH MARIO

GO BACK TO JUMPING AND SHIT

[fiery copper]

Im unemployed

[eternal mango]

Jumping is free

[loud epoch]

no ur plumber

[obtuse fern]

i'm currently just running nyx with a vectis prime and leveling up some stuff so I can get to MR8

[loud epoch]

also factually factual

[obtuse fern]

🙃

[fiery copper]

Do I shit while I jump?

[eternal mango]

You do you

[loud epoch]

ok needs to be english bc I haven't played in like 2years

[fiery copper]

Or at different times?

[loud epoch]

is that the relics stuff

where u open relics or wtv

[obtuse fern]

ranking up gear so i can rank up my overall character

[loud epoch]

for blueprints

[obtuse fern]

no

Mastery rank is your overall level of your account

[loud epoch]

wait wiat question

[gray terrace]

Goblin, we gonna need that emoji here man

[obtuse fern]

you get that by ranking up weapons/gear/etc

[loud epoch]

I recall warframe had like a thing where after a point its same content but just x2 harder or smthing

[obtuse fern]

i mean

basically? but not entirely

it's only harder if you don't grind shit

[loud epoch]

yeah ppl were saying its bad so thats why I kinda quit

[eternal mango]

I can't add stupid emojis adhoc any more

[fiery copper]

So days without shower?

[eternal mango]

Ask mods for it, along with cheeto

[loud epoch]

but I did get hooked on just mindlessly farming warframes

[obtuse fern]

genuinely doesn't take long to rank up gear

[loud epoch]

thats true tbf

compared to other games

[obtuse fern]

just squat in a defense mission or survival mission

[loud epoch]

e.g. bdo 💀

[fiery copper]

Warframe kinda boring

[obtuse fern]

and pray that you matched with people who aren't doing that

[loud epoch]

LMAOOOO

[obtuse fern]

one of my missions i did i went from 0 -> 20 in one sitting

[static pasture]

@eternal mango :revmusc:

[fiery copper]

I played warframe 10 years ago

[loud epoch]

I only remember doing relics and sometimes I was impactful but most of the time everything got 1shot and I just afk'd

[obtuse fern]

relics are dummy easy tbh

[loud epoch]

yep

[obtuse fern]

just juiced up defense missions

[loud epoch]

I think nothing is hard its just abt how efficient you are

[obtuse fern]

haven't done that because I haven't caught myself up to the latest story stuff

and also i am heading into the void to pray and hope for some rare material drops i need argon crystals for so many things i can craft right now

[static pasture]

mfw I just Limbo ult defense mission objective and AFK

[loud epoch]

how many hrs do you have on the game?

[obtuse fern]

next question

also i genuinely don't know

[loud epoch]

lmfaoo

oh you not on steam?

I somehow only have 68

[loud epoch]

💀

[static pasture]

Oh we posting big numbers....sec

[loud epoch]

OHNO

gg

[eternal mango]

Daaaamn

My max is just under 1k with Noita

You people are nuts

[loud epoch]

ok but tbf on bdo is not really good stat because

[eternal mango]

(but I probably spend thousands as a kid on various other games lol)

[eternal mango]

1.6 too

[loud epoch]

you can afk farm on bdo (for stats) so my pc ran the game 24/7 even when I slept

[eternal mango]

Flex

[loud epoch]

holy

I wish I knew how many hrs I spent on league

or actually

nvm I dont wish

to know

[static pasture]

Im sure I spent more then what that program captured

[loud epoch]

yeah I have no way to track I have over 30 accounts im sure

[static pasture]

There was a period between XFire dying and Steam tracking your play time that went unclocked

[eternal mango]

30 accounts?!

[loud epoch]

yeahh soo

[static pasture]

Someone got banned on League a lot

[loud epoch]

well long time ago I was toxic

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/quentin-tarantino-pulp-fiction-samuel-l-jackson-l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M

[loud epoch]

but most of these bans are because of cheatdev (for learning purposes! thats how I got into maldev)

[static pasture]

BAN THIS PERSON NOW

[loud epoch]

league client is full of exploits and cheatdev was very easy before vanguard

they just had usermode

[static pasture]

TALKING ABOUT CHEATING IN GAMES IS AGAINST DISCORD TOS

BAN BAN BAN

[loud epoch]

NOOOOOOOOOO

LEARNING PURPOSES

IT WAS IN CUSTOMS! but still ban

[static pasture]

LEARNING PURPOSES MY FOOT

[loud epoch]

hnahahhahaah

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew

[static pasture]

@austere sinew

[lime trout]

YOU STILL HAVE A FOOT?

[static pasture]

No...got shoved up one to many arses

[eternal mango]

uh

[sturdy thistle]

Like @austere sinew

[eternal mango]

uhm

[lime trout]

new deadlock char just came out

[sturdy thistle]

[lime trout]

Rem

[static pasture]

Havent touched Deadlock in a while

[dusky jacinth]

you got akey??

[static pasture]

Just been playing Arc Raiders

[loud epoch]

omg deadlock still alive? I loved that game

[eternal mango]

Fun fun

[loud epoch]

DONT SHOOT!

[eternal mango]

HEY RAIDER

[sturdy thistle]

Im locked in on hunt again

[eternal mango]

BLAMBLAMBLAM

[lime trout]

ive been playing a bit, got up to Archon IV

[loud epoch]

arc raiders so fun

[lime trout]

its alive again

[loud epoch]

I remember farming lemons and seeing half the lobby screaming dont shoot also farming lemons

[lime trout]

https://quack.pics/u/169b1204-b5bf-4bd7-b84c-31cdacb3f173.png

big update last week

[loud epoch]

BIGGGGGGGG

ok I go deadlock tnt

[lime trout]

https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods

[loud epoch]

always wanted to give up league for deadlock

[static pasture]

I just like joining Raider lobbies with my Recorder

[loud epoch]

so much more depth in deadlock

[static pasture]

No one shoots the bard

[lime trout]

yeah ive never been a fan of league, or normal FPS

[loud epoch]

I haven't played in a while are ppl still mostly friendly

[lime trout]

but FPS + The depth of deadlock is ❤️

[loud epoch]

or did it change as some ppl were predicting

[static pasture]

Depends on if you are in PvE lobbies or PvP

[loud epoch]

yeah I HATE normal fps (skill issue)

but deadlock is perfect imo

[lime trout]

i';ve been building Melee haze lately, which is a wonderful amount of cancer

[loud epoch]

it just needs strong playerbase and competitive scene imo otherwise I dont think it will hold

[static pasture]

wtaf?

[lime trout]

https://quack.pics/u/28d8f9dd-1863-4037-9662-dd761d0f6228.png

keep in mind, this is still invite-only alpha

[static pasture]

You dagger people and then what? heavy melee peeps?

[loud epoch]

yeah thats good numbers

[lime trout]

Dagger, Artic, Heavy Melee, echo shard(to reset dagger cooldown) repeat

theyre just stunned

[static pasture]

By like the 2nd melee coming in their face one would think they would parry

[loud epoch]

but supervive was kinda similar and they are shutting down next month

[lime trout]

thats why you reset dagger cooldown with echoshard

so they cant do shit

[static pasture]

lol

[lime trout]

its toxic af

[static pasture]

I remember when dagger used to chunk

[loud epoch]

I havent played deadlock since first month release im actually hyped to play again

[static pasture]

Just do AP dagger Haze

[lime trout]

the dagger itself will do like 600 damage, punch another 600 or so

so ts like 3k damage

[lime trout]

tbh haze builds havent changed much, but there is alot of new heros noww

[static pasture]

Yea but AP dagger haze when the game was first out, you can just throw 2 daggers with echo shard and most people would die to that lol

[lime trout]

they also finally added a shorter game mode

to warm up / not commit to an hour match

[static pasture]

Can you forfeit when your team gets steam rolled?

[loud epoch]

@lime trout

[lime trout]

only if someone disconnects

[static pasture]

lame

[lime trout]

that clip has 4 lanes still 😭

[static pasture]

Yea 4 lanes not new

[loud epoch]

oh no more 4 lanes? 3?

[lime trout]

yeah 3

all duos

[loud epoch]

I think thats good

pog

[static pasture]

Yea they switched to 3 lanes back in late 2025

[loud epoch]

yeah taht clip deadass probably from first week release

well not relase but yk what I mean

[static pasture]

I was waiting for the big jerk lash ult into grand slam....was disappointed

[lime trout]

they also made it pretty much impossible to take guardian before 5 minutes

which is cringe

[loud epoch]

I remember they always did shit like that

always try to get insane ults off but just run and die its hilarious

[static pasture]

Thats how you play Lash lol

[loud epoch]

yeah but like

I dont think best option is to run INTO them from the front 😂 😂

think you gotta flank and stuff idk

[static pasture]

I was Haze, lash, infernus, and paradox player

[lime trout]

i do haze/infern/drifter/mina

[static pasture]

Oh nah you come in from the side or just use one of the active items to get high up

oh and seven kind of

[loud epoch]

thats why this clip so funny to me

[static pasture]

Although I probably have more Warden matches now that I think about it

[loud epoch]

pov of guy playing is all careful and stuff

then u just see inferno 😂

[austere sinew]

WHAT

[austere sinew]

WHAT

[austere sinew]

W H A T

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-what-despicable-me-SqmkZ5IdwzTP2

[sturdy thistle]

Hi Bestie

[austere sinew]

Hoi

Hru

[sturdy thistle]

Fine

[austere sinew]

Im terrorising the masses

My favourite pasttime

[sturdy thistle]

Finished shower

Studied today?

[undone fossil]

yeah but i have a cool frog

[austere sinew]

Hell yeah

[austere sinew]

Yesyes

[undone fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-frog-pond-pondering-frog-meme-frog-think-gif-10247213096585611634

[sturdy thistle]

Or still headache from the morning

[loud epoch]

whats the true meaning of frogs

[austere sinew]

Im cert grinding and I did well in a lab today so I’m feeling confident pre exam

[sturdy thistle]

Tomorrow I’ll deploy the yapper cert creation website

[austere sinew]

Gimme

[sturdy thistle]

For Uni?

[austere sinew]

I be pondering

[austere sinew]

Nyope

Cert grind

Fuggyeah

[loud epoch]

deploying the deployment deployer

[austere sinew]

I want it so bad

[loud epoch]

Wolo

[austere sinew]

🍞

🥖

🫓

[sturdy thistle]

Which cert

[austere sinew]

Ejpt >:)

[austere sinew]

Legendary

[loud epoch]

[sturdy thistle]

Noice

[undone fossil]

For
Real
On
God
Sir

[sturdy thistle]

I have v1

[coral cairn]

baguette

[loud epoch]

frfr on hood typeshit

[sturdy thistle]

Took 60% and then took exam

[austere sinew]

Awh yeah

[loud epoch]

forguette

[austere sinew]

Im doing literally anything other than my oscp

😓

[loud epoch]

uh oh

[sturdy thistle]

Ejpt first

Why not cpts

[molten bobcat]

I'm back yay

Hello friends

[austere sinew]

Hallooooo

[molten bobcat]

I picked up some snacks and drinks for my report writing later

[austere sinew]

See I bOUGHT THE OSCP FIRST

but then I was like hmm

Ejpt

So yeah

[austere sinew]

Noice

[static bloom]

so rip oscp?

[molten bobcat]

I picked up a bottle of cherry coke

[austere sinew]

Nooooo I’m just procrastinating until I physically cannot

[molten bobcat]

I am healed

[loud epoch]

cloud just fyi

like ik you know this alrdy obviously

but just lil reminder

[rancid snow]

ejpt looks like a waste of time imo

[loud epoch]

sharing is caring yk

sent u my address in dms

im expecting a shippment in the next 10 mins to arrive

tyvm

[static bloom]

bro really wants half of the cherry coke can

[austere sinew]

ok

[loud epoch]

HEY

[austere sinew]

i still have it though

[static bloom]

nvm it was a bottle

[loud epoch]

its about the principle

[molten bobcat]

.. for a bottle of coke?

[rancid snow]

and was it a good use of your time?

[loud epoch]

CLOUD

I dont wanna hear it ok

[molten bobcat]

I feel like it would be more efficient of everyone's time if I just handed you money and you sourced a coke bottle yourself lmao

[austere sinew]

You know what? Honestly I like the way things are explained it’s a good new perspective and I learned new tools that aren’t the norm I’m used to which was nice

[rancid snow]

good

[loud epoch]

Right into my trap

[molten bobcat]

Jesus Christ

[loud epoch]

yeah actual banger emoji no

[molten bobcat]

Spooky

[loud epoch]

mister mister

[coral cairn]

foshur

[loud epoch]

@molten bobcat do you recall a guy called xdragon or smthing similar

used to be in here like idk 5 years ago religiously

[molten bobcat]

Very, very vaguely

[loud epoch]

but then I think he got banned or smthing idk do you remember that at all

[molten bobcat]

Like an inkling of a memory

[loud epoch]

yeahh im wondering what happened to that guy

I think hes like the only person I haven't talked to that I knew pretty well from back then

[rancid snow]

doesnt ring a bell

[molten bobcat]

How's it mad

[loud epoch]

I barely have any memory from it

[molten bobcat]

How's life

[graceful pendant]

THE DDSER

🗡️

[rancid snow]

its living

[loud epoch]

but I recall playing disc games with like 6-7 ppl with him and shit like that

or not disc games but idk

[molten bobcat]

My hands are cold 🙁

[rancid snow]

starting to do boxes again so sitting in this server again. Well see how long I can tolerate it

[loud epoch]

wait whats #3

do u have info on wat happened to him I forgor

[molten bobcat]

Oh allow me to elaborate

!rank

[lime trout]

!rank

[lime trout]

damn

[molten bobcat]

Because she's wrong I'm number 3

[lyric cobalt]

is there any active machine on HTB containing binary exploitation or reverse engineering part i can practice on ?

[rancid snow]

!rank

[loud epoch]

!rank

[lime trout]

i said that in 2022....

[molten bobcat]

We can't know because of them being active

[eternal mango]

Know that I'm slacking..

!rank

[rancid snow]

#20 with how long Ive been away is hilarious

[loud epoch]

ok but tbf I had 2 accounts in here so these stats are fake ok

[coral cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/emmanuel-macron-emmanuel-macron-for-sure-sure-gif-17254882495449958927

[static pasture]

Keep the bot commands to #bot-commands

[molten bobcat]

If active boxes were sorted by their exploit method I think that would be a spoiler friend

[static pasture]

https://tenor.com/usbP6xtMEFf.gif

[eternal mango]

Ok

[lime trout]

nice to see you around again

[molten bobcat]

To be fair I started it

[eternal mango]

🤣

[loud epoch]

yeah yeah but do you recall? cuz im actually v curious

[lime trout]

hope its going well

[molten bobcat]

Hehe

[coral cairn]

my gif blocked can you believe it

[molten bobcat]

Embed failure due to low rank

[static pasture]

resets !rank leaderboards

[lime trout]

vaguely think just alot going on in personal

[eternal mango]

WAITWAITWAIT

[coral cairn]

who i need to corrupt

[eternal mango]

Not our YAPS!

[molten bobcat]

I have yapped for too long!

[static pasture]

Ya'll are professional yappers

[rancid snow]

could be better could be worse

[lyric cobalt]

i didn't mean to spoil something ,i just wanted to know to not waste my time in other machine

[rancid snow]

the nasa letter high has worn off and so now Im looking for something else shiny to show off

[loud epoch]

the seadris era was peak yapping era

[molten bobcat]

Retired boxes have their categories revealed

[sturdy thistle]

Go for it

[molten bobcat]

So you can sort them by exploit method all you want 😄

[molten bobcat]

Dust motes glittering

[eternal mango]

Peak monologue

[lyric cobalt]

i dont have vip account 😬

[eternal mango]

Literally, will never be bested

[rancid snow]

I will say that bin exp and RE are rare categories for boxes. Not non-existent but far from common

[molten bobcat]

I wanna read the book it's based on

Androids dream

[eternal mango]

It's good, worth reading

[molten bobcat]

(of electric sheep)

I've been feeling better lately

[loud epoch]

c:

[molten bobcat]

Been nice to have a sense of accomplishment

No longer shackled or burdened by that which I don't understand

[eternal mango]

Smashed it

[molten bobcat]

God rest the soul of anyone who has to read my report

[eternal mango]

haha

They're used to it, not sure how they manage it

[molten bobcat]

Its gonna be a thesis

Lmao

Now the real question is

What badge takes priority

Community contributor or CDSA

and can I choose?

[loud epoch]

Community

[molten bobcat]

I mean it's discord you can choose

To have one display over another

[loud epoch]

yesyes I'd choose community

[molten bobcat]

I kinda like the CDSA icon tho

Little shield barrier thing

[loud epoch]

okok then I have option for you

do not worry bread always has options

what you can do is

XYZ time CDSA icon and then switch

[molten bobcat]

That icon costs $210 and however much of my sanity I've lost

[loud epoch]

yeah but

community is priceless

as it requires care and time

[molten bobcat]

Ur priceless

[loud epoch]

I think at least I have no idea requirements for it

[loud epoch]

NO U

[signal mica]

my price is 50$

[eternal mango]

dawwwh

[molten bobcat]

Oh sorry, I meant worthless

[signal mica]

pay up

[eternal mango]

😮

[loud epoch]

HEYYYYYYYYYY

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[loud epoch]

[molten bobcat]

I'm giggling

[signal mica]

good evening fine esteemed members of the general chat how we doin today

[loud epoch]

I can give u 4 years old mars bar and 0.05$

[molten bobcat]

Heya azo 😄

[signal mica]

done deal

[loud epoch]

🤝 its alrdy shipped

[molten bobcat]

Im on the report writing of the CDSA

[signal mica]

you got all the flags or however cdsa exam works?

[molten bobcat]

I cannot kiss and tell

[loud epoch]

Also may I dare awaken the beast after so much time

[rancid snow]

Did you catch all the bad guys

[loud epoch]

@gentle tulip 🟪

[molten bobcat]

Brown bread dude

[rancid snow]

idk what that means but it sounds racist

[molten bobcat]

It means TOAST

THEY'RE TOAST LMAO

[loud epoch]

LOL

[rancid snow]

that's less racist

[molten bobcat]

ID HOPE SO

HEY

[loud epoch]

[molten bobcat]

I TRANSLATED THAT BEFORE DELETION SUCCESSFULLY

YOU MEANIE

[loud epoch]

hes bluffing

[molten bobcat]

💢

[signal mica]

lay the cards

[molten bobcat]

He said I'm the number one racist in Spanish

[eternal mango]

Brown bread, dead

Cockney slang 😄

[loud epoch]

[molten bobcat]

See he gets it!

[fiery copper]

What are you allowed to share from the report and what parts of the exam are you allowed to share?

[rancid snow]

all I see is cloud saying hes catching brown dudes

[molten bobcat]

Zero

[signal mica]

g0blin

[eternal mango]

No cheating Mario, tut tut

[molten bobcat]

Not a word brudda

[eternal mango]

🤣

[signal mica]

where should i drink a cold one in uk

[fiery copper]

I suppose

[eternal mango]

The closest bar

[molten bobcat]

I will tell you I wrote my name on the report

[rancid snow]

He can share hes taking the exam

[signal mica]

excellent

[rancid snow]

reporting

[eternal mango]

I'm on the south coast, Kent

[fiery copper]

So David?

[eternal mango]

Some decent pubs here

[molten bobcat]

My name is not David lol

[eternal mango]

Sussex has the best though

[molten bobcat]

It's cloud 🙂

[rancid snow]

sure thing erick

[fiery copper]

Are you white?

[molten bobcat]

My names actually Gaffgarion

[signal mica]

a have this bizzare idea with a friend where we go for just one beer in the uk

two way ticket is liek 100$

we land

[eternal mango]

haha

[signal mica]

drink a cold one

[fiery copper]

Did your parents read Harry Potter?

[signal mica]

back by supper

[eternal mango]

Do it 😄

[signal mica]

😄

[fiery copper]

Nvm I forgot you are old cloud

[rancid snow]

clouds too old for his parents to read harry Potter

[molten bobcat]

Gaffgarion is an antagonist from Final Fantasy Tactics

[signal mica]

isnt c1oud like under 30

[rancid snow]

he was the harry potter reader

[molten bobcat]

Correct

[loud epoch]

[molten bobcat]

I only read them for their accelerated reader points.

[rancid snow]

his favorite character is Cho Chang

[fiery copper]

@molten bobcat did your parents read you the Silmarillion?

[molten bobcat]

My parents aren't fucking treants

[signal mica]

ents even

[molten bobcat]

Potato tomato

[loud epoch]

apple

[lime trout]

spoons

[eternal mango]

Tomacco

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-maki-maki-jjk-maki-zenin-gif-8736688734787472408

[rancid snow]

c1oud was really into bridge to terabithia as a kid

[fiery copper]

Be happy I didnt ask you if your parents read you The Hobbit

[molten bobcat]

Quad perspective impact frames

[eternal mango]

Spoons is for hangovers, pre loading and old gits whose mobility scooters have gotten stuck on the stairs

[rancid snow]

his childhood neighbor was Frank Calhoun

[fiery copper]

Spoons are for idiots, spork better

[eternal mango]

You don't even know what we're talking about

[rancid snow]

c1ouds favorite ice cream is pistachio

[lime trout]

the pitchers hit though

[molten bobcat]

I'm lactose intolerant

[signal mica]

spoons noted

[winged kettle]

spoons my beloved

[molten bobcat]

And I actually dig coffee ice cream a lot

[rancid snow]

and

[fiery copper]

Well if its not about actual spoons, its about spooning?

[eternal mango]

Incorrect

[winged kettle]

only go spoons to daydrink at 10am though

[fiery copper]

Cuz I only know 2 spoons

[lime trout]

if your drinking in the UK as a tourist, you gotta visit spoons

[molten bobcat]

It's a place dude

[winged kettle]

spoons after 6pm is vile

hicloud

[fiery copper]

Who names a place spoon?

[rancid snow]

C1oud once threw a piece of bread at a crow in a mcdonalds parking lot in 2015

[eternal mango]

Wetherspoons - a chain of bars that generally repurpose old buildings as large drinking establishments

[rancid snow]

c1oud has a pet goldfish named Jimmy

[signal mica]

do they keep the old aeshetic? im looking for something along those lines

[fiery copper]

Nice Trivia

[molten bobcat]

Can we unsubscribe from fake cloud facts

[winged kettle]

why is poor cloud being slandered

[signal mica]

a proper home pub so to speak

[fiery copper]

Now when I will hack his account I will put his gold fish name

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-4169442390448293969

[eternal mango]

Proper old pub, you'll want to head to the marshes

[molten bobcat]

Lmaooo

[eternal mango]

..but I mean, they take an old building, put chairs and a bar in it

[molten bobcat]

Everyone's always real good at OSINT

[eternal mango]

That's the one in Folkestone

[molten bobcat]

Up until the one ultimate opsec play

[loud epoch]

I can testify

[molten bobcat]

Just lying 🙂

[fiery copper]

Are stairs out of wood or steel?

[lime trout]

are you in london or?

[eternal mango]

Use your eyes

[lime trout]

theres one really cool DND pub in basingstoke

[fiery copper]

I sense the stairs would be destroyed and there would be some damage

Cuz wood sucks for stairs

[molten bobcat]

@rancid snow is actually unsent and hasn't been sent to the Farplane yet

[signal mica]

long year idea with my friend is a flight from austra to uk (twoway ticket is like 70eur), land, hit a cold one, go back home (5 hours intotal)

[eternal mango]

"wood sucks for stairs"

[signal mica]

austria*

[molten bobcat]

????

[eternal mango]

I was just repeating what Mario said

It's so dumb

[molten bobcat]

I know lmao

I'm expressing my incredulity

[fiery copper]

There are tons of materials better than wood

[rancid snow]

g0blin once believed the color purple was pronounced 'purbble'

[signal mica]

no sightseeing no tourism bs, just grab a cold one

[molten bobcat]

What was around before the invention of concrete

[eternal mango]

Uhm actually, two r's

[molten bobcat]

Just asking

[fiery copper]

Cobblestone

[gentle tulip]

[molten bobcat]

What weighs less than stone

[eternal mango]

A DUCK

[molten bobcat]

HES CLOSE

[fiery copper]

Hmm lemme think

[rancid snow]

Khaotic ate a shwarma and littered the wrapper in 2017

[molten bobcat]

Oh I'm gonna get that fucker

[fiery copper]

How big is a stone in the question?

[rancid snow]

5ft

[gentle tulip]

i thought no one saw...

[fiery copper]

Cuz a pebble is smaller than a log

[molten bobcat]

Anyway wood has been used as a construction material for thousands of years thank u

[rancid snow]

only 3000

[fiery copper]

Rocks are used for construction materials too

And for longer

[molten bobcat]

Guess what's more comfortable

[loud epoch]

Will be written on my grave

[molten bobcat]

You dolt

[rancid snow]

wood was invented to have something to nail jesus to

[molten bobcat]

PFTHAHA

[fiery copper]

Id be sent to HR if I respond

[molten bobcat]

TRUEEE

Stone is way too heavy of a material to build everything with it

[eternal mango]

When I first met ch4p in the UK, when we were opening (or trying to open) HTBs bank account, we were going back to my car and we threw our cigarretes on the floor.

As we were getting in the car, this guy with a camera strapped to his chest came over, and started handing ch4p a £250 fine for littering. Thing is.. they couldn't issue a fine if you were not a citizen of the UK then... so he had to waddle away, disappointed

Thankfully he didn't see me throw mine down

(we picked them up afterwards)

[molten bobcat]

I'd also like to point out that it's more structurally sound to use building materials that have flex and give to it.

[fiery copper]

Wood sucks

[molten bobcat]

Rock does not have this

[fiery copper]

Wood is only good for floors and furniture

[molten bobcat]

You know nothing, John Snow

[eternal mango]

Ok

If you're a structural engineer

[lime trout]

wait what

[eternal mango]

why are you applying for tech jobs

[lime trout]

being a tourist makes you exempt from fines?

[eternal mango]

Some fines, then it did yes

Not now though I doubt

[lime trout]

schemeing commences

[molten bobcat]

LMAO

[fiery copper]

Cuz a processor tastes better than brick

[eternal mango]

Ok brick licker

[lime trout]

maybe the fine will be what you need to quit smoking /s

[molten bobcat]

This sounds racist for sure

[eternal mango]

It really does

But it rolls off the tongue

[rancid snow]

lint licker is homophobic

[fiery copper]

Says the wood layer

[eternal mango]

lol what on earth

[rancid snow]

youndont lay wood you nail wood idiot

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cootie-queen-gif-13271543658012557944

[fiery copper]

Depends

[lime trout]

lets tone it down a bit lol

[molten bobcat]

That orbits gum commercial

[eternal mango]

mmhm, sorry

[molten bobcat]

EMMA THIS IS A GUM COMMERCIAL AHAHA

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/martin-lawrence-o6kIScfjIawE0

[obtuse fern]

That commercial is golden

[lime trout]

by brain read that as gun at first 😭

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gum-orbit-clean-feeling-no-matter-what-smile-gif-12018775939246167554

See?

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[lime trout]

i mean, ive yet to see a commerical for a gun

[rancid snow]

put the gun in the mouth and chew

[fiery copper]

Why not use a gum gun

Ruin everyones hair, except the bald cuz their hair is already ruined

[molten bobcat]

Nobody ever pays ME in gum 😭

[fiery copper]

They pay you in bread tho

[rancid snow]

brown bread

[fiery copper]

I will say something that @molten bobcat will find offensive

[eternal mango]

Tread carefully.

[fiery copper]

Simpsons sucks

[eternal mango]

Ok

Ban them

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-gif-10765217

[fiery copper]

I will tell you an opinion that @molten bobcat will 100% agree with.

The worst character in the Simpsons is Lisa Simpsons.

[molten bobcat]

That's not true

[rancid snow]

cloud pefers family guy

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-ned-flanders-maude-simpsons-i-know-they-make-you-uncomfortable-gif-6932320458328411105

[pale belfry]

has anybody in here done a masters in cyber?

[eternal mango]

Probably

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew bed time for you

to be fresh for tomorrow studying

[warped plank]

Why u no sleep yet?

[gray wraith]

There finally will be a climbing gym in my city

God i wanted to try climbing out so bad

[eternal mango]

Nice

[crimson hawk]

I want to formally apologize to all the HackTheBox Support AI that I got an attitude with when I just found out my ISP is literally blocking my access to HackTheBox

[warped plank]

Pro tip: use more force in your legs pushing you up than in your arms pulling you up.

[obtuse fern]

Once you get to a graduate degree (masters or higher) you generally pick a specific thing that you have to write a thesis on

[obtuse fern]

The AI doesnt have feelings, the people do

[rancid snow]

sue them

[warped plank]

Now you're the first one they'll target in the rise of skynet

[obtuse fern]

Soylent green is people

[crimson hawk]

I may have said a bad word and closed the chat on a support human when I took what they said personally but I digress

[gray wraith]

Will do

[crimson hawk]

The matrix skynet will compute

[gray wraith]

I hope the gyming and working On grip will come in handy

[warped plank]

Ngl when climbing I barely focus on grip unless the hold is smaller than my finger. In general it'll either be easy to hold on or hard to hold on, gripping harder doesn't really help if you can already stay on by gripping lightly. If it's hard to hold on you might wanna adjust how you're holding before adding more force, might just be a angle/ position thing

[rancid snow]

cussing out support never solves anything, even if they are 100% in the wrong

you have to learn the system and exploit it instead

approach support like a social engineering task

you can always get special treatment or extra help

[gray wraith]

Or just add more chalk..

More magdust!

[eternal mango]

Strap up your fingers and thumbs

Last time I went climbing, I was showing off to the daughter and over did it, ganglion cyst was the result lol

I'm not even a beginner mind, I just over did it because I was determined to hit the last hold on the wall

We have this place in Folkestone https://f51.co.uk/home

Two levels of skate part, three story wall and a bouldering course

[sturdy thistle]

i don't agree on 'social engineering' the support team

[rancid snow]

Its a perspective reframing

dont literally derive secrets from them

[sturdy thistle]

just tread the team as you want to be treated

[rancid snow]

I want people to manipulate me in a way that makes me more useful to others

[sturdy thistle]

if you be an asshole, we can be to don't worry

[eternal mango]

Can you tell I was desperately trying to avoid my PC from bursting in to flames @sturdy thistle ?

^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^CTraceback (most recent call last):
  File "/mnt/c/Users/g0blin/Development/tune/improved_flow/finetune.py", line 879, in <module>
    main()

[sturdy thistle]

and if you try to exploit you won't receive anything

hahahahahaah

i just see a guy whos panicking on CTRL C

[eternal mango]

😄

taskmgr crashed

Discord crashed

Explorer crashed

That was my last option

[sturdy thistle]

i heard the CPU fan here

[neon nymph]

test

[eternal mango]

test failed successfully

[sturdy thistle]

i agree

coffee tomorrow

[gray wraith]

Oof, ive had one in mu wrist for a long time

[molten bobcat]

I lost track of time

[sturdy thistle]

its 12:43 am

[molten bobcat]

Oh good I've been off work for 3 hours

[eternal mango]

Aye not nice, local GP hacked away at it for an hour.. left a massive wound. Then took NHS almost a year to get me in to surgery to properly sort it out. Then they told me that the GP had damaged nerves

[molten bobcat]

(ignoring responsibility by ignorance of timezones)

[eternal mango]

Wooooooo

[sturdy thistle]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[eternal mango]

At least I don't have what looked like a grape coming out of my thumb now lol

[molten bobcat]

I'm sorry gob.

[sturdy thistle]

time for bed

[eternal mango]

It's fine, I have a second thumb

[neon nymph]

go check the logs

[molten bobcat]

If it makes you feel better do you know the American cure for those

[molten bobcat]

Is this a threat

[rancid snow]

yes

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/geto-gif-1779232695968394828

[rancid snow]

get him

[eternal mango]

They call them bible cyst don't they?

Because you smack 'em with a massive book

[sharp beacon]

ganglion cyst

[neon nymph]

idk

[sharp beacon]

if u want to look it up on wikipedia

[eternal mango]

Yes, that's what I said above lol

I know what it is

I was responding to C1oud

[sharp beacon]

i had one in my wrist and i smacked it with a book like on youtube and it worked

[eternal mango]

Sod that

But glad it worked for you I guess

[rancid snow]

I had a cyst on my face for awhile

shit suuuuuuuccckkkkeeeddddd

[eternal mango]

That was your nose

[molten bobcat]

Yepppp

[rancid snow]

cut it off

[sharp beacon]

when i changed my keyboard and started using a standing desk it changed 4eva

[rancid snow]

Voldemort is hot

[eternal mango]

🤣

[sturdy thistle]

brah

time to go

[eternal mango]

nn Mickhat

Sleep well

[sturdy thistle]

u too

[molten bobcat]

I also like noseless freaks

[sturdy thistle]

and SLEEP!

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/walton-goggins-cooper-howard-the-ghoul-fallout-fotv-gif-17970837045648198342

[rancid snow]

sleep securely

[molten bobcat]

Speaking of noseless freaks I love..

[rancid snow]

ur mum

[eternal mango]

Damn

[molten bobcat]

BRAH

[eternal mango]

He must smell terrible

badum-tsh

[molten bobcat]

It's The Ghoul from Fallout

[eternal mango]

Yeah

I was being funny

[molten bobcat]

Love that show

You caught up?

[eternal mango]

Nah not started second season yet

Keep meaning to

[molten bobcat]

It's good so far

I enjoy it

[eternal mango]

Cool 🙂

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ncr-fallout-fact-checked-by-real-patriots-ranger-ncr-ranger-gif-6538938350957171308

[rancid snow]

Ive been watching She-Ra

[molten bobcat]

LEGION LOSERS GO HOME

[rancid snow]

and just finished The Mighty Nein the other day

not been a critical role fan but that show is crazy good

ep 5 is peak television

[eternal mango]

oooo

Didn't even know that was a thing

[molten bobcat]

Me and my partner have been watching Gachiakuta

https://tenor.com/view/gachiakuta-riyo-riyo-reaper-thumbs-up-nice-happy-gif-10267151068010328759

[rancid snow]

I cant get into CR because of 4hour long episodes. So animated condensed version with 40min episodes is waaaay better for me

[eternal mango]

Viva La Dirt League's DND sessions are nice

Around 30m each

[graceful pendant]

Im about to merge a giga PR

[rancid snow]

do it

merge it uhhh

yeah

[eternal mango]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fEt4yUMG8A&list=PL8UrCqt275jEBJ07mm2FoTWTZiU4rhCQA

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/git-merge-cFkiFMDg3iFoI

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fail-code-boat-143vPc6b08locw

[rancid snow]

I might check it out but id be worried that their humor would only work for me in short sprints

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/help-harold-hide-the-pain-pUVOeIagS1rrqsYQJe

[eternal mango]

Aye fair. I love it, they're a funny bunch

[rancid snow]

im also burnt out on funny dnd

[eternal mango]

The episodes don't stretch out too long either like uhhhh

What's the other one

[graceful pendant]

Ive only played dnd once and my dungeon master was too nerdy

[eternal mango]

Legends of Avantris

[graceful pendant]

I couldnt get into it

[eternal mango]

and t hen yeah of course CR

[rancid snow]

I love LoA clips but I havnt dived into actually watching them yet

[eternal mango]

Their full episodes send me to sleep tbh

[rancid snow]

Big D20 fan but it depends on the season

[graceful pendant]

There was one... where there was a bunch of female adult film actresses who would play DnD

some podcast

[eternal mango]

Chuckles

[vivid flower]

The legion is a reddit clown tier representation of what romans actually believed and you should feel bad not just for being incensed against it, but also for not recognizing it for the slop that it is

[eternal mango]

Space demon clown

[rancid snow]

the best LoA ive seen has had nothing to do with actual DnD and requires like no context for their actual campaign so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[eternal mango]

Ahh ok like a one shot?

instead of the massive story arcs they run

[graceful pendant]

I had a whole like 2-3 week period last year where I changed my discord name to Augustus Ceasar and roleplayed as him exclusively

[eternal mango]

haha

[rancid snow]

nah I mean like the clips Ive seen, I dont feel like Ive missed out by not having the context of the full episode its clipped from

[eternal mango]

Ah gotcha

[rancid snow]

the funniest jokes stand alone

[eternal mango]

For sure

[rancid snow]

so im not compelled to watch the full thing as much

[eternal mango]

One day that dude will burst a blood vessel with his laughing

[rancid snow]

Gideon being the straight man that breaks into laughter is always peak

[graceful pendant]

my favorite podcast split up

im still sad about it

[eternal mango]

It's infectious.. but Torbek

eeore

[eternal mango]

🙁 which one was that?

[rancid snow]

I love the preternatural wolf man senses clip

[graceful pendant]

C*mtown

[eternal mango]

uh

Abort abort

[graceful pendant]

hahahaha

[rancid snow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BiZ0jCHs4Yk?si=5W9zjTkHh3XNn8bU

[vivid flower]

What is that show even about

[graceful pendant]

Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias and Adam Friedland

[eternal mango]

Which one

You need to name it

[graceful pendant]

xD

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-qDPg6HNz2NfAk

[rancid snow]

weve talked about like 30 shows in the past 2 minutes

[vivid flower]

I dont really have any podcasts i follow

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-the-slightest-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-batman-beyond-blight-derek-powers-gif-8836710093214428393

[graceful pendant]

https://youtu.be/fvmBjhxpXwA

[eternal mango]

There was an awesome one years ago, Infosec Daily

[graceful pendant]

Darknet Diaries

[gray wraith]

Mine is too small to operate

[eternal mango]

Last episode in 2013 I think, hosts were Rick Hayes, Dave Kennedy, Boris Sverdlik, Beau Woods, Adrian Crenshaw, Karthik Rangarajan, Geordy Rostad

[rancid snow]

Darknet Diaries went down hill. Though i liked the last two episodes despite it being radically different

[eternal mango]

It was what got me back in to security

[gray wraith]

So im kind of stuck with it

And sucking the fluid out s not worth it

[graceful pendant]

James Kettle accepted my linkedin request today lololol

[zealous charm]

💯 this is the podcast that got me into pentesting and bug bounty

[eternal mango]

Never been able to find a mirror for the episodes 🙁

[graceful pendant]

im friends like with 10 people on discord that have been on there haha

good show

[rancid snow]

I got into hacking because one day in high school web design I said that Id bet Id make for a good hacker and some guy I didnt know leaned over and said 'Have you looked it up on youtube? You can learn anything on youtube.'

[eternal mango]

I love story time

[zealous charm]

I remember listening to a bug bounty episode in like 2019-2020 and thinking “if this guy can do it then so can I” lol

[graceful pendant]

you need to watch this

https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4

[eternal mango]

haaaaaaahahaha

Isn't he like... super pro Russia now?

[rancid snow]

is any of them the crackhead that he interviewed

[eternal mango]

Or is that someone else?

[graceful pendant]

yeah he is

but please watch that

I need you to watch it

[eternal mango]

I am

looool

[remote iris]

Does anyone know how to make an uncensored AI for pentesting related stuff?

[eternal mango]

What the hell hahah

[vivid flower]

I want to watch gymkata

[eternal mango]

(was laughing at the video, not your question skidzz)

[remote iris]

i know

private-gpt is gay