general

[urban mirage]

no, vpn, i'm 100% sure

[scenic maple]

if using confirm() counts

[eternal mango]

Well, we're not here to discuss Discord ban evasion.. so please ask somewhere else

[urban mirage]

lol okay chill

[sturdy thistle]

no its against the rules

[urban mirage]

understood bro

[zealous charm]

Can confirm() ✅

[young glen]

✅

[bold snow]

✅ ✅ ✅

[eternal mango]

window[atob('YWxlcnQ=')](1)

[sturdy thistle]

Oh no

An alert popped up

[scenic maple]

i know those letters

[exotic pendant]

😄

Already got crashes on the road

[muted olive]

"><script>document.write('<iframe src=file:///etc/passwd></iframe>')</script>

Time to LFI

[signal mica]

why did you edit

from life to lfi

😭

[vocal fog]

cuz there is no life left

[gray wraith]

Whst is this

[eternal mango]

alert(1)

[muted olive]

my fingers auto typed life

[eternal mango]

Wait what 🤣

parseInt("f*ck", 16); // -> 15

I know JS is weird

Like.. Perl level weird

[muted olive]

I did this thing where XSS --> SSRF

[eternal mango]

But hahah

[muted olive]

or a form of SSRF at least

[eternal mango]

Samsies 😄

https://github.com/denysdovhan/wtfjs

Knew some of those oddities

but no way all

[austere sigil]

No-as-a-Service is the best GitHub project ever made

[gray wraith]

This is crazy

[muted olive]

lol

this is how you win the chrome dino game

Runner.Prototype.gameOver=function(){};

[signal mica]

dire straits

[fiery copper]

@sturdy thistle Apparently I went there and I was told that I wont be hired because I dont know accounting & payroll

[sturdy thistle]

but you still can do 8 different jobs

[zealous charm]

[lime trout]

df?

how is that remotely connected 😭

[fiery copper]

Also they pay the minimum wage

[gray wraith]

For a helpdesk role?

[fiery copper]

Well the tester job requires me to know accounting and payroll

[austere sigil]

tester of what?

[green kite]

ice cream

[gray wraith]

Why accounting tho

[austere sigil]

I can do that

[lime trout]

no i think thats just called BS'ing a reason not to hire you

[sturdy thistle]

tester of

[green kite]

sorry but I dont wanna test those

nut allergy

[fiery copper]

Because the job requires me to test programmer software, fix sql tables, speak with clients, etc.

[sturdy thistle]

lets change topics 😛

[muted olive]

so

how

[lime trout]

that doesnt require any payroll knowledge

[sturdy thistle]

you can learn it

lol

[gray wraith]

How is thst even remotely connected to accounting

[lime trout]

its just a BS excuse to not to hire you

[gray wraith]

Speaking as an accountant

[green kite]

weird requirement 🙁 sorry to hear that Mario

[lime trout]

or the most stupid company in the world

i'd lean former

[muted olive]

oh microsoft

[lime trout]

clients = billing = payments somehow maybe?

[fierce vale]

what is "payroll knowledge"

[eternal mango]

So they're trying to get an intern to handle their accounting, sql and speak to clients, among 4 other roles?

Sorry Mario 🙁

[gray wraith]

Accounting is still more of knowing your way with taxes, registering operations etc., I think its a bs reason as well

[eternal mango]

But you may have dodged a bullet

[lime trout]

getting an intern to handle payroll sounds like a fast-track to having the rest of your employees quit

[gray wraith]

Agree

[lime trout]

i mean... AR atleast is easy

[green kite]

bankruptcy imminent

[gray wraith]

Minimal wage for that knowledge? Yeah..

[lime trout]

taxes is

[zealous charm]

@lime trout linkedin told me to congratulate you on 5 years at HTB 🥳

[bold snow]

niche

[lime trout]

fuck im getting old

[austere sigil]

They probably think AI will replace us all

[muted olive]

by that logic, clients=billing=payments=sales=marketing=customer satisfaction=logistics=legal=HR, congrats you're working all these roles now

[fierce vale]

need 10 years of excel programming experience

[sturdy thistle]

i bet he does

[austere sigil]

must be able to maintain Excel database

[lime trout]

i mean at that point just run your own company

cause thats just called being self employed

[graceful pendant]

new Osint challenge just dropped

[muted olive]

I bet the requirements to join their legal team include knowledge of Splunk and Elastic

[lime trout]

im really not hard to find

[muted olive]

my challenge is to find homebrewer since he congratulated you 🤣

[lime trout]

i dont think he reacted to the post so

[exotic pendant]

😄

[muted olive]

oops

[supple plume]

Hah

I am at work and I sent a prompt to the clanker

In spanish

[zealous charm]

Go through all her connections and i am one of them

[supple plume]

And it said I UNDERSTAND YOU PERFECTLY

Hahahah

Proceeded to fuck it up

[scenic maple]

do i see a 200 megabytes node modules folder

[muted olive]

great that narrows it down to 374 people

[supple plume]

Homebrewer has a very cool name

[lime trout]

the hacker perhaps

[supple plume]

I mean himself

I know his name

Sounds like the word chinga that means to F in mexican

Good name even for a 🐈

[muted olive]

Thank you for narrowing down my search further

[eternal mango]

Look ma, no quotes 🤣 self[String.fromCharCode(...[14,26,-6,8,11].map((o,a)=>((119^a)+o+23)%26+97))](1)

[supple plume]

Dang

[eternal mango]

Just xor

[supple plume]

Js?

[eternal mango]

Easily shorter without the weirdness on the end

but it aligns to a-z

yarp, golam got me mad

[supple plume]

Javascript is fun tbh

[zealous charm]

https://gist.github.com/tomnomnom/14a918f707ef0685fdebd90545580309

[eternal mango]

I like working with it 🙂

[eternal mango]

So many better..

[supple plume]

I secretly use Typescript for my things sometimes

[eternal mango]

😄

[supple plume]

With a huge set of eslint rules

And other things I have hidden on my private repos

[eternal mango]

95% of infra in my previous position was Node

[supple plume]

I have been experimenting with Bun

[sturdy thistle]

burger bun?

[supple plume]

No more ts compilation for jest bs

Bun test runs directly onto typescript

Fast as f boi

[eternal mango]

hmmmm

Gonna have to check that out

[molten bobcat]

Good morning

[scenic maple]

SHA2-HULUD : The Third Coming

[graceful pendant]

ive been using bun/biome

swapped from eslint/prettier

[scenic maple]

biome is peak

dunno abt bun

have been using biome since it was unstable

[graceful pendant]

I really like bun

[scenic maple]

i think its still unstable tho

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142

[sturdy thistle]

oh no

[dreamy jewel]

i want machine info card for my writeup thumbnail but this functionality is not there anymore... can anyone told me how i can get those info card ...

[tame gust]

AINT NOOO WAYYY ITS EVAAAAN

@loud epoch accept my inv, my other acc is lost

[zealous charm]

https://x.com/progressbar202_/status/2015774731807445286

Progress Bar 2026 (@ProgressBar202_)

2026 is 7% complete.

X · Jan 26, 2026, 1:12 PM

[tame gust]

you gave ne flashbacks bout an app i pentested 2 months ago called biotime

[scenic maple]

[molten bobcat]

So tired

[tame gust]

how can a company clains it fixed a storred XSS in a version but still not fixed

[molten bobcat]

Easy by lying

You would not believe how many companies are comfortable with just lying to you

[zealous charm]

The customer is always right

[tame gust]

also, why do you charge your clients extra money for upgrade if they jsut wanna up the effected version ...

[scenic maple]

u can still download the image

from the machine link page

[gray wraith]

eval(atob('YWxlcnQoZG9jdW1lbnQuZG9tYWluKTs=')); this ones crazy

[molten bobcat]

I always double check that credentials have been reset for a user by reviewing their password reset history.

[tame gust]

like hey, this version got an fiel disclousure, but if you want it fixed, you gotta pay us more

WHAT

[molten bobcat]

I do not trust people anymore lmao

[scenic maple]

when did u stop

[tame gust]

oh hey i promised you i rebooted my computer, even if its showing its up for the last 36hrs, its lying, you should trust me not the numbers

[molten bobcat]

Sorry I trust your CPU clock

[tame gust]

you leave the love of my life alone

[scenic maple]

back in the days we used to replace cmos batteries

[tame gust]

but they be swearing they actually rebooted the computer

[molten bobcat]

Everyone does

They're lying

[tame gust]

no you didnt golam you're too yyoung for cmos

[scenic maple]

i did have old pcs

i had a cmd script to fix time

[tame gust]

its a pain to setup a BGP golam

[scenic maple]

well its a cold world

[tame gust]

i cant believe im working with BGP's now instead of static routes

LETS GOOO

i love my manager

[molten bobcat]

I require

[scenic maple]

what does he manage?

[molten bobcat]

More time in the day

To finish my reports

[tame gust]

me to not take down prod at 4am

[scenic maple]

dang

can i be the manager

[tame gust]

he also make made sure i got a raise

which is goated

[scenic maple]

🐐

[cerulean bloom]

🐐

@austere sinew ping

[tame gust]

i miss seadris and kyand

someone tell actuaL i said hi

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-leobylaw-gif-2505603330472600940

@loud epoch

[scenic maple]

i will

[tame gust]

love you golam

[quartz willow]

[cerulean bloom]

shush jacky

its a tradition

[young glen]

Ping time

[quartz willow]

ok @austere sinew ping

[scenic maple]

@tame gust

[tame gust]

deep inside he miss me too

[cerulean bloom]

wat server is this

[scenic maple]

dms

[cerulean bloom]

oh lol

[dreamy jewel]

not able to find any option for that ...

[tame gust]

btw Zotero, is GOATED

• the markdown extension

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm Atlantis is a time-traveling USA after it got banished from the world stage in a future WW3 timeline

we are the aliens and all life is an Atlantis simulation

[zealous charm]

Atlantis, Georgia?

[maiden anvil]

yes

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-maki-maki-jjk-maki-zenin-gif-8736688734787472408

[austere sigil]

cloud has aligned his chacras aka congrats on the blue role

[eternal mango]

fffffffuuuuudge that's not in scope

https://giphy.com/gifs/CUbiYQbsKSGAM

[austere sigil]

"Scope may change at any moment"

[eternal mango]

naaarp

[chrome tree]

Absolutely legendary episode. I love how they made her the second coming of Toji

[molten bobcat]

Can't spoil much about it cuz it's new

But it's so fun to watch

[chrome tree]

Only gets better and better

[zealous charm]

"Scope is negotiable" according to some top cyber security/bug bounty "influencers"

[chrome tree]

That's all I'll say

[cerulean bloom]

wat

[zealous charm]

yes

[molten bobcat]

Yeah that's

Not legal lmao

[scenic maple]

i have seen a dude ddos a hospital

the idea was he wanted to show them the risks and offer his services

[molten bobcat]

That's called extortion

[rapid badger]

🤓

[scenic maple]

and he posted it on linkedin

got bullied and removed

😩

[zealous charm]

linkedin "hackers" are the least competent

[scenic maple]

world is full of funny people

[molten bobcat]

To be more clear

It's the protection racket made popular by the mob

You wreck a place up, and then charge the owner of the place for protection to "keep this from happening again"

[tame gust]

istg this is the first thing that popedup when i opend linkedin

remember kids, the internet is not a safe plalce

there's me on the internet

[cerulean bloom]

I....... don't get it

[fierce vale]

should've studied arch

[tame gust]

the elite linkedin hackers, installs kali, generate a description, and makes a post bragging on how it was a great experience

[cerulean bloom]

[tame gust]

today i've learned how to open a door

[cerulean bloom]

👏

[tame gust]

by tomorrow inchaalah i'll learn how to close it

[heady sage]

linkdln is a funny app

[cerulean bloom]

indeeeeeeeeeeed

[fierce vale]

"here's my hyprland rice"

[cerulean bloom]

"here's MY hyprland rice "

[tame gust]

i keep a spoon in my pockets just in case

[scenic maple]

sad part is most of them think they will actually make it out and get a job

[tame gust]

istg i keep a spoon on me all the time

[cerulean bloom]

I feel bad for those people

[tame gust]

you just ingnored the fact that i keep a spoon in my pocket

i take a spoon with me everywhere i go

[cerulean bloom]

nahhhhhhhh

[scenic maple]

so that u can spoonfeed urself?

[cerulean bloom]

interesting

[tame gust]

i'am a well prepaired man

and i dont play about food

incase a feast happen all of a sudden, i gotta be prepaired golam

duuh

[maiden anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/criss-angel-mindfreak-flying-levitating-gif-8822777405601552650

@zealous charm @earnest plank me when the coffee kicks in

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/a-few-moments-later-gif-20230109

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/elevação-lateral-hateres-gif-8299635285975585465

[tame gust]

@scenic maple you gym now ?

[lofty warren]

nice try diddy

[tame gust]

i keep a spoon on me

everywhere i go

its part of my personality now

[scenic maple]

no

[silk storm]

I love your honest bio/about 😂 🥲 @austere sigil

[supple plume]

Next cat I'll own will be named Yaqub Qamar Ad-din Dibiazah

[scenic maple]

quite a long name

[silk storm]

or khaled kashmiry

[supple plume]

I can say it fast

[supple plume]

Usman abdel yaleel shisha

Muhamed sumbul

Yes we are aligned with the good memes today

[silk storm]

yeah 😂

[ancient plover]

hi

[silk storm]

Hello

[ancient plover]

do anyone currently jobs on senior penetration tester. Just would like to ask some question about experience

[obtuse fern]

That cat is a world ender, I just cant prove it yet

[maiden anvil]

red teamer but @zealous charm the goat

[obtuse fern]

#careers-and-certs would be a more appropriate channel

[maiden anvil]

@lilac cipher get @'d you nerd

and @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

NO

[maiden anvil]

who else do I want to ping

[austere sinew]

@maiden anvil

[maiden anvil]

wololo!

[ancient plover]

ok

[maiden anvil]

🙌

[austere sinew]

wololo noises

[austere sinew]

hru!!

[molten bobcat]

I'm hungry

[maiden anvil]

good big dog what it do fam

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/converted-alarm-age-of-empires-conversion-age-of-mythology-gif-21556070

[molten bobcat]

Age of empires lol

[austere sinew]

Hell yeeeeeee

[molten bobcat]

I grew up listening to dad play it

[austere sinew]

Hell yeah

[thick forge]

movee

i wake up

is time to hacking

[austere sinew]

Hell ye

[molten bobcat]

After work I'll be focusing making my reports

[young glen]

I didn’t play age of empires but I played Warcraft

[fiery copper]

I didnt get employed lets gooo

[molten bobcat]

I'm sorry

[thick forge]

you need to look their eyes and say : if you hire me i can sure can done the job in less than the time that you spected, hire me now is your last chance

[maiden anvil]

😮

[thick forge]

@obtuse fern then you leave the interview droping this video : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eFjxGBkV0xE

[fiery copper]

The employer didnt hire me because I didnt know accounting and the job pays minimum wage, so the only time wasted was the days spent on preparing for the job, travelling and such

My mom kept bothering me to try this job because she is outdated and doesnt understand that interviews should be held online

[young glen]

✅

[thick forge]

@fiery copper what job do you apply

[maiden anvil]

random thought but i wanna learn how to ride a horse

and become friends with one

[fiery copper]

Tbh I dont care anymore

[young glen]

Maybe you want to know what style of riding you want to learn

[thick forge]

about job ?

[fiery copper]

Ye

[thick forge]

why ?

[maiden anvil]

you right it's a new world and I should learn the basics first 💪

[fiery copper]

Cuz it pays minimum wage and has multiple jobs inside a job

[maiden anvil]

big oof

[young glen]

In the US it’s usually western style of riding

The difference is the saddle for example

[thick forge]

you speak spanish ?

[fiery copper]

Nah bruh Im Romanian

[supple plume]

Heck yeah

What are you hacking kingpanz

[maiden anvil]

yo soy el grando cangrejo

[thick forge]

@fiery copper just keep trying more interviews, is all about math and be consistent, if you traveling and do hard things to go that interveiw never leave the invterview without they know it

[eternal mango]

My first job was stacking shelves

Rarely do you get your first job in your field of choice

..but money is money, and a roof over your head is a roof

[thick forge]

i gonna be honest, in bussiness some times is "do you like it ?, yes or no", if says yes, cool, if says no , ok go next

[austere sigil]

I flipped burgers...

[thick forge]

@fiery copper , this is true

for example my first job i was helping my family repairing cars

these time, i was win 20 usd per week

[fiery copper]

Then my parents should stop stressing me to get my first job in the field

[thick forge]

you parents just want money

[fiery copper]

Not really

[thick forge]

if you come back one day with 100k doing stupid things maybe they dont wanna ask you if you are in the field that do you want

in your next interview try to say all the things that do you know it, the things that you dont and how much you are trying hard every day to get a job

the companies needs people that solve problems, if you can show you can solve their issues, you can got a job

sound confident, include when you dont feel it

[wicked dagger]

Hey guys, can someone explain why I can connect to an smbshare with smbclient with guest user, but when I do it over rpcclient I receive an access denied?

[buoyant wyvern]

because RPC and SMB is two different services, even though SMB uses RPC to call back info from server, those services has two different authentication mechanisms

[obtuse fern]

Not sure what your actual question is; rpc can be configured to disallow it, this wouldn't effect smb

[thick forge]

doing academy and dissamblying some things with ida pro to see how it works

and working xD

[muted olive]

this tells me that you're rich

[thick forge]

but i gonna do the job hours in some hours more

[supple plume]

What is ida pro

[thick forge]

i am rich

[thick forge]

dissambler

for RE

[muted olive]

is it for work? @thick forge

[thick forge]

what thing ?

[supple plume]

👑
Panz

[muted olive]

ida pro

[thick forge]

this time no

[muted olive]

:(

[thick forge]

i am just curious about how some things works

[muted olive]

if you end up using it in work, maybe you can deduct it from your taxes as a work related expense or something

[wicked dagger]

Oh no i'm wrong, I tought rpcclient was also used to connect to shared folders but it is used to retriev information/management. I didn't understood why the guest authenticaiton was working for smbclient and not for rpcclient, but the tools are just different smb @obtuse fern @buoyant wyvern ty for responses

[thick forge]

not sure what do you mean xD

[muted olive]

nvm, I have no idea how taxes work so I probably don't make sense anyway lol

[eternal mango]

❤️ BinaryNinja

[muted olive]

Never used it tbh

except

https://dogbolt.org

if you ever need a quick and dirty disassembly in ctfs

[eternal mango]

Price tag is kinder on the wallet as a hobbyist 😅

Ahh yeah I've used that before, very handy

https://cloud.binary.ninja/

Binary Ninja have a limited cloud version too

[muted olive]

I've grown accustomed to IDA free atp, although there are some limitations you don't overcome unless you upgrade to pro :(

like not being able to jump to global xrefs

[muted olive]

Interesting, I didn't know this existed

[fierce vale]

reverse godbolt.org, very nice

[eternal mango]

hahah

[muted olive]

oh thats actually a thing??

[fierce vale]

of course

[muted olive]

just looks like C to ASM but.. hmm

[muted olive]

free?!?!?!

I just found a new bookmark

if there's a greater size limit than 2 mb, I've found a new friend

[fierce vale]

godbolt.org is great for optimizing DSP code for example

[eternal mango]

Exact limits are not defined at this time, but will likely be for both binary size as well as function and other internal performance limits. (<cloud.binary.ninja>)

but before I got a license I messed with some sizable binaries in the 10s of mb

[ornate ibex]

I did not plan to win: https://lichess.org/YOAvooZ6kHhM

[supple plume]

can I play?

[ornate ibex]

Ik the blunders are stupid

[ornate ibex]

I fear I get defeated and which is why I play anon

[supple plume]

lets play

[ornate ibex]

5+3?

[supple plume]

anything is good

[ornate ibex]

I'll dm 😛

[bold snow]

8

damn im so smart

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/no-shit-sherlock-genius-sherlock-holmes-big-brain-gif-21242595

[loud epoch]

[graceful pendant]

[young glen]

🙂

[stable tiger]

real

[fiery copper]

So Sherlock is constipated?

That aint good

[ornate ibex]

@supple plume , it was this guy @silk talon

[ornate ibex]

Stop ur brain

[severe falcon]

👋🏻 Hello Sir, hope you are doing great.

[severe falcon]

Tejas.

[stable tiger]

Real

I need to get binja when ida runs out

[ornate ibex]

Hello 👋, go to bed.

[severe falcon]

O

O

I'm getting a call from ESP32.

Let hear em.

[stable tiger]

98% of all installed software on my box is open source yet i use windows

stepping over 100 dollar bills to pick up pennies n whatnot

[sage epoch]

Saw a post

you can use esp32 and a good wifi antenna and track people in their house

[royal kindle]

Hey everyone, does anyone know if HTB has a devsecops learning path or any recs on devsecops learning courses? i am trying to break into this deeper before i graduate. Any recs would be amazing!

[sage epoch]

I've been off and on thinking about getting an orange pi and trying to make my own switch/router at home to replace my tp link

i have no idea how to use it, but thats what youtube is for

[dark quarry]

Hello, does Hack the Box offer training courses? I'd like some information; can someone help me dm?

[obtuse fern]

https://academy.hackthebox.com

[royal kindle]

Any help would be lovely 🙂

[wicked dagger]

Guys quick question about NFS shares and the no root squash= yes, if I understood, if I (attacker) mount the share, add a file + SUID and add a priv esc command in that file for root, if I connect with ssh to a target and mount the share on victime deviceand execute the file I created, I become root on the victime?

[supple plume]

hahahahahahaha

the fact that you say his device and become root on the victime sounds kinda funny

[wicked dagger]

what is funny

it just a priv esc question?

[supple plume]

I know

[eternal mango]

Which module?

[wicked dagger]

service footprinting

[eternal mango]

#modules 🙂

[wicked dagger]

but the question is not in the module its like further thinking 🫠 chatgpt is too legal to awnser me ahah

[severe falcon]

On Academy, there isn't much but you can find some stuff on labs. About courses, I only know that tryhackme has one other than that, I don't know any.

[supple plume]

if you say that you're studying for a ctf in htb it becomes more helpful

[loud epoch]

@lilac cipher 5 letters 😊

[wicked dagger]

will try in the future but in general on my question its a yes?

[severe falcon]

It's sad that you removed me from friendlist, I think I'm not active that's why.

BreadTora is maldev guys.

what's up zeeqa3k

[supple plume]

I'm not sure tbh. Read about the fundamentals of SUID and linux permissions and do proofs of concept with a VM I would recommend

[wicked dagger]

okej ty 🙂

[supple plume]

good luck 🔥

[eternal mango]

The very module / section covers your question anyway

More or less..

But yeah

#modules

[wicked dagger]

do you have any tools for quick vm deploys, I only used oracle vm for projects but nothing that deploys in a few minutes

[wicked dagger]

ty will do it

[supple plume]

I use docker a lot for quick things

you can virtualize ubuntu on it quickly

[royal kindle]

Thank you simon!

[severe falcon]

Build and Tea, those machine/pro-lab you can try.

[meager kernel]

Hello @static pasture

[molten bobcat]

I'd kill for like

A cherry coke on ice

This would fix me

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-cherry-coca-cola-outrageous-old-ad-gif-17742860

[loud epoch]

wheres the #1 supplier (szy)

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/goidrain-monkey-monky-monke-monkey-banana-gif-14291974330062694179

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/banana-cw8Nr4u28tVKw

[molten bobcat]

My buddy always ready to say good morning

[orchid breach]

Aye cloud with a new role

[molten bobcat]

Yeehaw

[nimble tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-kurumi-tokisaki-date-a-live-back-gif-25198860

[silver forge]

yatta

[orchid breach]

https://tenor.com/view/im-done-bye-funny-im-off-good-bye-gif-17774232

[silver forge]

I played today more of that Arena Infinite Breakout game. Reached the rank of a master, so you will all have to address me as Master now

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-well-would-you-look-at-the-time-time-digital-clock-gif-15490206

[gray wraith]

It does get more familiar with time but its good to check how they work and maybe create a small cheat sheet

[undone merlin]

Which app do you use to take notes?

For now, I'm also just taking notes for the academy.

[molten bobcat]

Taking notes is critical

[obtuse fern]

notes are a great fallback for when your brain stops braining

[supple plume]

PapiOzonator

[molten bobcat]

Ayo?

[obtuse fern]

you have 5 seconds to edit this

you were warned

[supple plume]

I edited it

[gray wraith]

Obsidian

[supple plume]

[graceful pendant]

good 1

[supple plume]

Did you solved the lab?

[obtuse fern]

too slow

[gray wraith]

Which one?

The footprinting one or nmap?

[obtuse fern]

nmap ones are silly (in hindsight)

[supple plume]

The one that had tags blocked

[gray wraith]

Ohh, the portswigger ones

I believe so, iirc i did one more practicioner

[supple plume]

Yeah aparently I cant say that with typos

[gray wraith]

And decided to finish up the Labs for some cpts modules

I have not done

[obtuse fern]

yeah because your "typos" were nsfw my guy

[gray wraith]

The hard one did leave me thinking way more than i shouldve because I misread n🐱 as nmap

[supple plume]

I have other typos that are worse for these labs but even thinking about it is bad

[obtuse fern]

skill issue, i just use nc anyway

[molten bobcat]

[gray wraith]

True true

[molten bobcat]

I want to be off work already

[obtuse fern]

hi clod

[molten bobcat]

Heya

[obtuse fern]

have you tried killing your boss for unlimited PTO?
-# this is a joke, do not attempt this, ymmv

[gray wraith]

I misunderstood the assignmnent a bit so thats there too, but well... gotta give the hard footprinting one a try today

[supple plume]

I have ncat instead of nc

[molten bobcat]

I have Wednesday through Friday off so I have plenty of time

[gray wraith]

Liked the medium one a lot

[molten bobcat]

I just want to.. spend that free time being a couch potato

[supple plume]

I'm applying to my first pentester job this week

[gray wraith]

I want to use my air fryer more and learn how to not make the food from it so dry

[gray wraith]

Good luck!

[obtuse fern]

The footprinting ones are really fun, even if you miss something that seems obvious

like 'why didn't my scan reveal this' -> because it's not running externally

[silver forge]

what an interesting post. upon my inspection, the initial prompt didn't give desired left hand, and the facial expression was wrong. so not only AI generated, the image was touched after initial generation! https://old.reddit.com/r/isthisAI/comments/1qnjxgi/fiances_coworker_showed_her_this_photo_of_her/

I think photoshop has a generative fill, which was used to retouch the face and the hand.

on the inital generation the other hand was not in the pocket.

[supple plume]

Is it ok to write a lengthy ass cover letter?

[silver forge]

so it's not just ai forgery, it's EDITED ai forgery.

[supple plume]

We talking 1 page

[gray wraith]

True true, or when ||you had to run mssql as admin for the creds to come useful||

I was like... wtf am I doing wrong?

[obtuse fern]

i think in my first go through i wasted so much time by.... not reading the synopsis

[supple plume]

Is it ok to say I use arch in my resume

[graceful pendant]

for what type of job

professional virgin?

[supple plume]

For busting my ass

[lapis apex]

Nice, how much you paid for it?

[lapis apex]

We dont discriminate based on sexuality

[silver forge]

busting asses is not a profession Kappa

[bold snow]

the guy who jinxed using arch got hacked 😭

in my school

[supple plume]

Skill issue

[bold snow]

fr

[graceful pendant]

no ufw?

[supple plume]

I mean if you use arch usually don't have open ports running shit by default

[silver forge]

yes, port virgins 😊

chads have upnp enabled and allow microslop to install more AI features in the internal network

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-absolute-cinema-peak-cinema-salmon-jjk-gif-6981231960394212546

[minor heart]

o.O

[gray wraith]

Yeah, at some point I did go a bit rogue and had to go back and analyze what were my first results

[graceful pendant]

a rare siting

[minor heart]

yea at work atm

[supple plume]

Windows treats their users like a toilet making them swallow shit on a regular basis

[molten bobcat]

He's a cursed speech user he can only speak in sushi ingredients

Salmon is affirmative

[supple plume]

In india is late

[minor heart]

also hi @graceful pendant ❤️

[supple plume]

Late

[graceful pendant]

hi ❤️

[minor heart]

I'll bbl super busy atm

[graceful pendant]

hows it

ok ok

gl

[mystic harbor]

No sleep

[supple plume]

0

[minor heart]

it's good just busy as usual

afk

[loud epoch]

[supple plume]

[REDACTED]

[supple plume]

@obtuse fern look I thought bad things here

[graceful pendant]

it always be the mods that post the most unhinged shit huh

[lapis apex]

Hate speech, cant believe a mod said smth like this

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-dandadan-unclephuc-okarun-transform-gif-7899126876130699803

[loud epoch]

lowkey

but marcie been chill ngl

I recall marcie before even contributor role

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew

[molten bobcat]

I recall you gin

[loud epoch]

the og days

were good days

now we old gramps

[molten bobcat]

I mean I'm medicated now at least

[loud epoch]

yeah but we pushing 30

but its ok

[molten bobcat]

Bro you pushing thirty

[loud epoch]

WDYM

are we not the same age ~

[molten bobcat]

[loud epoch]

[supple plume]

Youre not 30?

[molten bobcat]

So over

[supple plume]

31

[mystic harbor]

Not everyone is unc

[molten bobcat]

I am actually an uncle

[loud epoch]

WAIT

[mystic harbor]

🥀

[loud epoch]

you alrdy pushed 30?

[molten bobcat]

My sister had a baby

And no I'm 28

[loud epoch]

oh oh

ok well close enough im 25 soon

[molten bobcat]

[supple plume]

Vro tou achieved success in life while I'm still struggling my ass off at 30

[loud epoch]

I was 16 when I joined

or 17

yall's time will come

[supple plume]

I mean good for you

[molten bobcat]

Progress looks different for everyone dude.

[loud epoch]

yeah

and its subjective

[mystic harbor]

soon enough you will see a skull guy

[molten bobcat]

I moved back in with my dad at 20

[molten bobcat]

A skull guy.

[supple plume]

Having a partner and owning a property looks like success to me

[molten bobcat]

You're talking about Death.

The grim reaper.

"skull guy"

[supple plume]

I was homeless at that age

[molten bobcat]

I didn't say success homie I said progress

All of our lives change at different speeds and stuff

[supple plume]

That's right

My progressbar is stuck

[molten bobcat]

I'm.. just at the end of a very long road of struggling lol

Endless nights of banging my head into my keyboard.

Hell I've been doing that for the past two days

[loud epoch]

[gray wraith]

Arent we all

[mystic harbor]

cant see shi

[molten bobcat]

Some folks are still on that road

But das okie

Folks higher up lend a hand to those below

[gray wraith]

Cybersec + gym is constant struggle

But great communities keep the drive driving

[loud epoch]

technically the road doesn't ever end

until well

[molten bobcat]

Well yeah my road just doesn't have fucking spike traps

Anymore

[loud epoch]

typeshit

but also yk

[gray wraith]

My road is waiting for the CEO to up SOC budget

[loud epoch]

since u got past the spike traps

now yk how to get past them ezpz

[molten bobcat]

I can tell others how to get past them too

Yeehaw

[loud epoch]

[gray wraith]

I wish i could help newbies but

I still struggle constantly

[molten bobcat]

I was in that seat

[mystic harbor]

same

[molten bobcat]

So y'know

It's gonna be okay!

[gray wraith]

One day when im smart tho..

[mystic harbor]

leave some blessing for me

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yippie-yay-catbug-bravest-warriors-gif-11992784

[loud epoch]

mmmm

3 steps constalty looping imo

[molten bobcat]

I feel as though I've broken past

A mental block I've had for a bit

[loud epoch]

what was it

if you dont mind sharing

[molten bobcat]

Having a better understanding of windows processes down the kernal

[loud epoch]

ohhhh

ISNT IT FUN THO?

like every1 hates on windows but its fun when u start understanding shit

[static pasture]

Winders is best

[gray wraith]

True

[loud epoch]

well ig it depends perspective

but at least from maldev perspective its fun

[gray wraith]

I usually dislike doing stuff I suck at

Wi dows boxes for example

[loud epoch]

can always open any win binaries on ida and learn something new forever I swear

[molten bobcat]

I can't talk about what made me feel this way unfortunately as it's

CDSA stuff

[loud epoch]

yeah I think most people are like that

[gray wraith]

Its fun when you see how many corporates use Windows

[molten bobcat]

But in general for work I've struggled with things like process hollowing and injection

[loud epoch]

That's why imo you do have to try and understand so you know if you actually are into XYZ

[molten bobcat]

Because before I didn't have an understanding of... How that was being done

[gray wraith]

And AD

[molten bobcat]

VirtualAllocEx would like a word with you

[gray wraith]

And g0b opened my eyes today at xss b64 encoding

A-amazing.....

[molten bobcat]

Froj beat windows into me

[loud epoch]

noflex but imagine needing to use virtualalloc

[molten bobcat]

Sysmon event code 10

[gray wraith]

Windows is watching me like the eye of sauron

[loud epoch]

did I tell you abt the .net stuff

[molten bobcat]

Get fucked gin

The wha

[gray wraith]

Stare into the AD long enough and the AD will look back at you

[loud epoch]

runtime .net (clr) takes all functions/methods and converts the IL code to asm

[loud epoch]

for that, obviously needs RWX on mem sections right

so no need virtualalloc

[vivid flower]

Ye the cdsa exam is pretty tough

[molten bobcat]

Volatility 3 windows.malfind

[gray wraith]

Arent all the htb exams tough?

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-fight-jujutsu-kaisen-fight-sukuna-gif-9526078671029098228

[vivid flower]

Make sure you submit a report if you want the 2nd attempt i didnt read the fine print

[gray wraith]

Beautiful

[loud epoch]

yeah but

tbf I don't know much abt that but I don't think it would detect anything

[molten bobcat]

Gin I'm just goofing lmao if by this point I have a full ram dump of the host it's too late

[loud epoch]

LMAO

yeah yeah but

the .net tech is cool

[dry parcel]

Guys im so done with grc role

[molten bobcat]

This is just how you could see that in forensics

[loud epoch]

to this day idk how you detect it I think just whitelist .net

[molten bobcat]

It detects memory sections with too many permissions

[dry parcel]

Just needed to rant somewhere ..

[loud epoch]

yeah but thats literally clr by default for any .net app

.net is just perfect for maldev

[supple plume]

[loud epoch]

ok maybe not perfect perfect but

[dry parcel]

Hello people

[supple plume]

Hi

[loud epoch]

wheres smartcat

[gray wraith]

Black magic

[loud epoch]

beauty of .net

[dry parcel]

Dumbcat ate smartcat

[loud epoch]

all the evasion techs look sus on any binary

but .net takes care of all for you

[dry parcel]

Guys i need some serious yoda lvl guidance on career switch

[molten bobcat]

Follow ya heart

[loud epoch]

unless ur heart is full of ego

[molten bobcat]

Then don't follow ya heart

[dry parcel]

Yes I wanna run away from excel mapping

[obtuse fern]

my heart is full of takis

[loud epoch]

so what do you wanna do

[molten bobcat]

I use Excel daily

[vivid flower]

What do you want to do

[supple plume]

My heart is full of blood atm

[gray wraith]

What bout Word?

[molten bobcat]

None at all

[vivid flower]

My heart is full of love

[gray wraith]

Nobody fucks w Word, huh..

[obtuse fern]

my next set of classes are macro and micro economics; someone kill me now (they are separate classes)

[vivid flower]

I moved in with my gf this week guys im so happy

[loud epoch]

poor soul

[gray wraith]

I hated it as an economy student few yrs back

[molten bobcat]

It's forged me into the man I am today

[gray wraith]

Jfc

[obtuse fern]

Excel is actually really decent tbh

[gray wraith]

Idk which was worse

[dry parcel]

I know what I dont want to do, is just sit on excel and do work that does not allow you to explore or change or give inputs for better change

[loud epoch]

im #1 hater

[obtuse fern]

if you know how to use the functions and graphing tools, it's super useful

[dry parcel]

Idk if its a role issue or environment issue

[loud epoch]

but thats bc idk how to use it

[dry parcel]

Or maybe its a skill issue

[loud epoch]

yeahhh I can see it

[obtuse fern]

Unfortunately Google Sheets pales in comparison to the functionality of Excel

[gray wraith]

Not being able to give inputs could be an environment thing

[gray wraith]

True true

[supple plume]

@obtuse fern how can I enrich my vocabulary

[vivid flower]

Use libreoffice calc

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/read-a-book-jon-stewart-host-late-night-sho-gif-10423533

[gray wraith]

I hate Libre products

[fierce vale]

I use Matlab

[obtuse fern]

lots of my vocab comes from books i've read

[supple plume]

Mmm do you recommend one by chance?

[gray wraith]

Libre products feel like... a moraly wrong bred excel

[obtuse fern]

one that you can preferrably read but i haven't read anything in ages.

[dry parcel]

Yeah true very often that thought does comes to my mind when my creativity gets burried

[gray wraith]

Interview with a vampire

My recomm

[supple plume]

English is not my first language so reading can be annoying if it's too complex

[gray wraith]

Its not that complex iirc

[supple plume]

Whats about

[obtuse fern]

Last book i read was The Andromeda Evolution, which is a spiritual successor book to The Andromeda Strain

[dry parcel]

You communicate well toh

[supple plume]

I try

[obtuse fern]

but it's written in a very technical format

[supple plume]

I use the dictionary a lot

[gray wraith]

Well, its an interview with a vamp looking back on their life

[obtuse fern]

as a technical retelling of events over a period of days

[gray wraith]

Reflecting etc.

Its a great story

[supple plume]

Ok

[dry parcel]

Quick question is everybody here in a cyber sec role?

[supple plume]

I'll write it down

[gray wraith]

No

[supple plume]

Nop

Im a webdev

[dry parcel]

Lols

[fierce vale]

andromeda strain movie is some of the best scifi

[supple plume]

Trying to get into cyber tho

[obtuse fern]

Piedmont, Arizona? Never existed

[dry parcel]

Is anybody here in a cybersec role ?

[molten bobcat]

Yo

[dry parcel]

All the best my guy

[loud epoch]

@gusty aurora

[gray wraith]

Im so close but my company is edging me

[loud epoch]

😊

[gray wraith]

[molten bobcat]

I've been in cyber for about two years now

[dry parcel]

🌻

[loud epoch]

you cant because ntdll is loaded

[dry parcel]

Yoo

Crazy

Which role?

[loud epoch]

and I loaded it with direct indirection redlight greenlight syscalls

[molten bobcat]

I'm a security analyst

[dry parcel]

And what about @gusty aurora

[loud epoch]

he works cybersec

[terse dirge]

I'm unemployed 😄

[loud epoch]

hes very smart individual

very careful too

heart warming even

[dry parcel]

So splunk?

[molten bobcat]

Nope

[eternal mango]

Fully breaded

[molten bobcat]

Though I can use it

[loud epoch]

[dry parcel]

I would love to connect

[molten bobcat]

We're connecting rn

[loud epoch]

He would too! Send him a dm he will respond to you when he can

[molten bobcat]

You can't be more connected

[eternal mango]

Clash of Titans

[molten bobcat]

You're my favorite receptionist

[eternal mango]

Stalemate. I'd nibble on the bread, the bread would end up in my beard

[dry parcel]

I tried to connect with you on dm

[obtuse fern]

stalemate
i don't think you know how unintentionally funny that is

[gray wraith]

Seeing nibble reminds me of nibbles... giving me the ick!

[dry parcel]

Yes thank you I dm him

[eternal mango]

I do 😄

[molten bobcat]

People message me asking for hacking services so I turned them off lmao

[eternal mango]

For once

INTENDED

[obtuse fern]

punning on purpose? straight to jail

[eternal mango]

Dawh

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-no-excuse-gif-24460693

[obtuse fern]

only unintentional puns allowed

[dry parcel]

Whattt ahahaha crazy pls

"Can you hack insta?"

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/poker-gambling-card-game-xT9DPi61MmrDLzVFzq

[loud epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-gif-23007413

[maiden anvil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F43DqnMoWi0

[eternal mango]

I have an urge to play poker

[obtuse fern]

i hardly know her

[eternal mango]

GET OUT

[loud epoch]

[molten bobcat]

I have a warm fuzzy headrest

[obtuse fern]

What's your card game of choice though g0b? i'm partial to 5 card stud

[molten bobcat]

Triple Triad

[eternal mango]

Not really a games person, but as a kid I loved chess, rummy and go

[molten bobcat]

Oh and Queens Blood

[obtuse fern]

ah, i grew up watching (then playing) poker with my family at home games for money

[eternal mango]

Not sure I should post a like to a poker table here lol

I mean it's not for money

just a private table

[molten bobcat]

Tabletop sim lol

[obtuse fern]

so i learned lots of different ones

[molten bobcat]

Yo actually I guess my game is MTG

[eternal mango]

Oh, yeah

Loved MTG

[obtuse fern]

I mean that's a TCG, but sure

[molten bobcat]

Still a card game

[eternal mango]

52 card pickup was my grandads favourite

[molten bobcat]

In response, I kick you in the balls under the table

Because how dare you skip my commander again

[obtuse fern]

it's dumb alternative: Pickup-sticks

[obtuse fern]

my favorite part of playing blue "how about no"

[fierce vale]

commander table on mtg online

[meager kernel]

First thing I see when entering this chat btw

[eternal mango]

LOL

[molten bobcat]

I mean, fair

[meager kernel]

Bro just likes balls

[obtuse fern]

"i spend 8 mana on this BGG"
"How about no"

(BGG, Big Goofy Guy)

[eternal mango]

Still not found my Goblin deck 🙁

I'm sure I put it in a safe place

[obtuse fern]

i had a dumb dragon deck, one of my dragons in it has an ability: R - add +1/+0 to this creature

no block? I just juice it up with any remaining R mana

[fierce vale]

shivan dragon?

[obtuse fern]

probably? it was a dinky little guy

[molten bobcat]

The classic

[eternal mango]

Bro thinks he's clever

[loud epoch]

Mario !?

[molten bobcat]

I liked my discover reanimate deck

[fierce vale]

I opened a shivan dragon on my first ever starter deck

[fiery copper]

Quite Exquisite!

[loud epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-mario-rpg-level-up-gif-14169015394825675348

[eternal mango]

Right, what the hell did I get distracted from

[obtuse fern]

not shivan dragon, dragon whelp

[fierce vale]

ah right

[obtuse fern]

or maybe whelpling

[loud epoch]

wait wai twait

[obtuse fern]

because i'm seeing prints that say sacrifice if four or more activations

[loud epoch]

@raven rain 56*52?

[obtuse fern]

and that definitely wasn't the case

idk i'd have to find my cards at some point

[fierce vale]

https://scryfall.com/card/3ed/143/dragon-whelp

[obtuse fern]

yeah it wasn't whelp

i distinctly recall it not being sac if 4 or more uses

[molten bobcat]

And who could forget

Ninjutsu is fun

You can swap out an attacking monster after it's been confirmed to be unblocked

With something in your hand

Including blightsteel collossus

Which is often used to one shot people

Because he has infect and 11 attack

11 toxic counters kills immediately 🙂

[loud epoch]

I just got a GENIUS idea abt cards

Microsoft should make cards for winapis

thoughts

[eternal mango]

Was pretty pleased when I got that from the local shop

[loud epoch]

[eternal mango]

Not sure why

bet it felt special

[molten bobcat]

Is there something I'm not getting here

[eternal mango]

It was the only land card in the Arabian Nights set

[molten bobcat]

Ahhh..

The old magic..

Literally..

[eternal mango]

aye

93

[molten bobcat]

The before times..

[eternal mango]

haha

I stopped playing at 7th ed I think

[molten bobcat]

I lost my pod when I left the uni

[fierce vale]

alpha basic land sets are actually worth some money

I started playing in 94 I think

remember opening some arabian nights, dark etc boosters

terrorize noobs on mtg arena with my mono black control deck now and then

[eternal mango]

Hah, someone just shared this clip of funky horns.. almost sounds like Doom on Brass hahah https://www.facebook.com/reel/2732368897098270

[quaint frigate]

hello chatroom

[loud epoch]

squall

[quaint frigate]

yeah the guy from ff8 or something

[loud epoch]

SQUALL !

[molten bobcat]

I call him Leon

Cuz that's what he gets called in KH

https://youtu.be/hnDIGh1b9m0?si=SLvzWP16NBBHyKRf

[raven rain]

2912

[molten bobcat]

Well... Might be tough if one more shows up..

[loud epoch]

ok big guys I confirmed our calc still works

[austere sinew]

@sturdy thistle

[fiery copper]

@sturdy thistle

2 birds 1 stone

[loud epoch]

@sturdy thistle

3 birds 1 stone

[sturdy thistle]

the fuck

[loud epoch]

3 birds 1 stone bro

[austere sinew]

LMAO

[austere sinew]

Your bio is so real

[loud epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/space-bob-infinite-loop-gif-25385891