general

[supple plume]

Hahahah

🥀

[eternal mango]

ewar..eeyore

The second bounce is disturbing.

[supple plume]

Dang it was invisible to me

My attention only enough to see the first

[eternal mango]

Sorry

[supple plume]

It's all good just multitasking

Im at work

[austere sinew]

LMFAO

[proud moth]

this pic is me, but with "gifted" replaced by "dumbfuck"

[meager kernel]

Diabolical

Lets bully @austere sinew

[proud moth]

nothing worse than a twat kid who believes he is a special snowflake who's always right

[supple plume]

What about academy

[meager kernel]

Was studying

[supple plume]

Do you heard of that?

[meager kernel]

Took a break to eat lunch

[meager kernel]

Crazy

[supple plume]

@dusky hedge this is what someone thinks about you reading your interactions with others

[meager kernel]

My feet are so damn cold

[supple plume]

Wrap some turban there

[meager kernel]

Man shut yo bich ass up

[proud moth]

LMAOOOOOO

OMG i am in tears

this felt like a GTA SA conversation

[supple plume]

He has been acused to hide a kettle there to increase profit selling coffe as a side hustle

Aright pushing some slop to prod

Either works fine or some pentesters will make money with it some day

It's a win-win

[proud moth]

The classic monday experience

[sturdy thistle]

i didn't said anything

[supple plume]

I reall want to swap sides and be a pentester

This is the year

[fiery copper]

ok

[proud moth]

easy, just do the opposite of whatever marcie is doing

[devout sail]

Dabunchi

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/da-vinci-wb-blackbeard-sharifhive-gif-22335387

[sturdy thistle]

i think i deserve the yapper cert on my own

[austere sigil]

you do

but please think about your chacra alignment

[supple plume]

You should give one to higher rank yappers like me for advertising

[fiery copper]

Da Vinci art sucks, like bro the paint is soo old

bro should change the paint

[devout sail]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QxWs_9vT_SU

[fiery copper]

cuz we are salty

[austere sigil]

I agree, old paint does not align chacras

[supple plume]

[proud moth]

i wonder what that fuckface is doing right now btw

probably nothing important but still

[sturdy thistle]

bro

[proud moth]

i think it's either excel spreadsheets, kindergarten math, or "linux for dumbfucks 4th edition"

i don't know which

[supple plume]

I'm cooked

[proud moth]

but probably not math, otherwise he could put two and two together and realize how talentless he is

[supple plume]

This job is 🍑

Bro woke up today and chose roasting

[terse dirge]

Just be unemployed twin

[supple plume]

Sure but I need to eat and sleep covered from the rain to survive

And if possible to access internet

[fiery copper]

I dunno being unemployed and working for almost minimum wage could both be demoralizing

[proud moth]

i woke up and I had to choose between being a loser intern or being marcie, then I realized there's no difference

[mystic harbor]

mod abuse

[meager kernel]

What if marcie mutes him 😔😔

[fiery copper]

then it would prove the point

[proud moth]

marcie's CV technical skills section:

• i can mute people

[sturdy thistle]

good?

[meager kernel]

Lmao

[fiery copper]

Sam Altman looks like an orphan

[fiery copper]

crazy

[terse dirge]

I was crazy once

They locked me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

And the rats made me crazy

[fiery copper]

arent u a rat?

[terse dirge]

No, rats make me crazy

[fiery copper]

why doe

rats are tasty

[terse dirge]

Because I was in a rubber room

A rubber room with rats

And the rats made me crazy

[fiery copper]

I dunno bro, I like rubber

I have a rubber ducky

[supple plume]

We talking rats here no ruber duck

[fiery copper]

but I like to eat rats

[gray wraith]

U two have a beef or are those hardcore jokes, i cant tell ATP LOL

Great prima aprilis joke, just a thought

[lime trout]

G'day chat

[terse dirge]

Wassup Emma

[dusky hedge]

lmao

[dusky hedge]

wsp

[lime trout]

nm nm

how yall?

[dusky hedge]

rats r firm what about mice

good ty

u?

[terse dirge]

I'm just chillin

[lime trout]

early morning or late night? lol

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-cat-food-fridge-cooling-off-gif-5947155

[terse dirge]

I guess early morning? It's like 2:45am right now lmao.

[lime trout]

early morning means you woke up early

late night means you havent slept lol

[terse dirge]

[lime trout]

no redbull or monner damn

lackin

[devout sail]

Issok

Just gotta get water

[lime trout]

dihydrogenmoxodie is deadly /s

100% of people who consume it die!

[fiery copper]

@lime trout wassup nerd

[lime trout]

nm nm

u?

[fiery copper]

I use a mouse when I use my laptop

[dusky hedge]

same!

touchpads r annoying

[fiery copper]

waiting for the company director to call me about the offer and see when can I sign the contract

and probably try to negociate some things in the offer

[lime trout]

noice

hope it works out well!

[sturdy thistle]

yeah let us know

[lime trout]

Hi mick

[sturdy thistle]

hey emma

all good?

[lime trout]

as good as it can be lmao

[fiery copper]

I guess, the company director told me that the salary would be small and from the job announcement I saw that I will do like 4 jobs in a single 1

but I guess thats a beginning of work experience

[lime trout]

yeah it can be rough at the start

[quartz willow]

good morning!

[fiery copper]

Software Support Engineer
Functional QA Tester
Software Implementation Consultant
Junior Business Analyst
Customer Success & Training Specialist
SQL Data Specialist (Junior)
Helpdesk / Service Desk Associate

So basically those are all of the roles that I will do inside this single job

At the beginning of the job from what I discussed I was told that initially I would be taught so I can deal with customers later

[devout sail]

That's not 4

[fiery copper]

well ye, I believed it to be 4 roles but its actually more

[devout sail]

Good thing is you can always says you are doing x to delay y

[terse dirge]

are you at least getting paid the salary of those roles?

[fiery copper]

honestly not really

I will prolly get to know the salary probably today

its a job that has "many hats"

[terse dirge]

sounds like a big redflag ngl

[fiery copper]

Well I guess but I really need work experience so why not ig

I plan to spend at most 1 year then leave

[sturdy thistle]

sounds like exploitation

[terse dirge]

one man IT team 🔥

[fiery copper]

well thats how small companies work

[sturdy thistle]

not really

[devout sail]

Did u start working tho?

[fiery copper]

not really, I have to see the offer and the contract

[sturdy thistle]

imo, if youy don't have the correct people or budget for it then just don't put all workload on 1 person

[fiery copper]

the patron told me that he will hire me

[sturdy thistle]

this is how to burn your employees

[terse dirge]

idk what spotify DJ is smokin but we go from CABAL to the chainsmokers 🔥

[devout sail]

I also have 2 roles

But i goto office as per the 1st role and work for 2nd
Have yet to see any work on 1st 💀

[eternal mango]

Unless you're being trained up through those roles over a planned period for each.. no way are they seriously expecting anyone to take on that much.

Getting a foot in the door is one thing, but bending over and allowing yourself to be exploited is another

Be careful

[terse dirge]

burnout is a bitch and remember to put yourself before your job

[fiery copper]

I dunno bro I also need to learn accounting and payroll specific to Romania

[eternal mango]

With that workload, you'll burn out straight after walking through the door

[fiery copper]

so I can deal with the clients and systems from said company

[eternal mango]

But yeah.. try to get some specifics out of them

[lime trout]

do your 40 and go home lol

[fiery copper]

well they said that they will provide me training

[eternal mango]

No way would anyone expect someone to take on so many varied roles and think they will do a good job at any of them

[sturdy thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/zack-d-films-3d-animation-rapid-aging-getting-old-death-gif-883429505417596105

[eternal mango]

Ask for a timeline

[sturdy thistle]

like this

[terse dirge]

do all 40 hours in one day 🔥

[eternal mango]

Are they giving you a wide scope to find what you are good at

Because nobody can do all of those jobs at once

[rugged dune]

https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-crazy-family-guy-fou-gif-11775947423386520412

@terse dirge what time is it

[devout sail]

When do u have to start mario

[terse dirge]

3am

[fiery copper]

tbh I dunno, I dont have work experience

[eternal mango]

You're not the only one being interviewed, you're interviewing them too, even if it's an internship

[rugged dune]

kubernetes time

[terse dirge]

actually, it's meoware time

[fiery copper]

Ill have to discuss that today, and hopefully to start 2 weeks after to be able to relocate from the West to the East

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/meoware-cat-funny-cat-funny-cat-dance-gif-18134384

[fiery copper]

I mostly take this job as an opportunity to move to the Capital

and build experience

[rugged dune]

why don't we just make an ips that detect all the rans and problem solved forever for rans ( 3AM talk)

[devout sail]

Relocation cost money too
Do u have backup if this doesn't work out

[terse dirge]

based startup idea

[eternal mango]

Of course, but make sure you know what you're getting in to, understand what they expect and what they'll provide, how it's gonna be structured. If they're going to be running you through all those various positions, ask about how it'll work re training etc

[fiery copper]

well I have spare money, but cant think of much else

[fiery copper]

I will ask

[terse dirge]

g0b, what are your thoughts on pickled pineapple?

[eternal mango]

Uhhhhm

Not something I can say I've tried

[rugged dune]

just python or yara
if 2 files changed extension in less than a sec lock the whole shit down
rm frensh package /

[devout sail]

I'm assuming you'll get something like "a backup" for those roles hopefully..
So u can do those when required but not all at once

[fiery copper]

I was told that at the beginning Ill only do Testing and Implementation of Software and fix issues on Databases until I finish my training

[eternal mango]

Ok well.. just read what you sign, very carefully 😅 If it lists all of those responsibilities as your job role, you need to have a chat to actually get a real job description

[sturdy thistle]

always test in prodcution

[eternal mango]

Just my 2c

[terse dirge]

what about pickled onions? (they're really good)

[eternal mango]

Love them.

[devout sail]

My first job was to work in an valve production industry, where i had to work as manufacturer and inspector
It had like 4-5 different roles, but I never had to work on all, at first it felt like a scam but turns out I just had to know enough of what they do so i can do it when other people aren't there.

[eternal mango]

Pickled eggs?

[terse dirge]

never had them before I think

[eternal mango]

So we each have a mission, pickle of nature

[fiery copper]

well I was told that I would be called today, hopefully the offer would be sent by email

[buoyant wyvern]

@eternal mango any reply from academy team on the helping on writing report by reviwing it, from Documentation & reporting module

[eternal mango]

Nothing from my side I'm afraid, did you not get a response on your support ticket?

[buoyant wyvern]

nah, they said they would sent email when they get answer, but did not receive anything

[half vine]

Hy

[eternal mango]

Ok

I have mentioned it again

[buoyant wyvern]

thank you

[fiery copper]

Apparently I was called to come inside their office later

[supple plume]

Frensh

[sturdy thistle]

will u receive work eq for all jobs you're doing or just one?

[undone fossil]

hello chatters

[sturdy thistle]

hey u cute frog

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-gif-20625731

[undone fossil]

how it be

[fiery copper]

wdym

[sturdy thistle]

like you have to do 9 jobs or

do you get work req for each job?

or just one laptopt for example

[austere sigil]

please align your chacras and try again.

[sturdy thistle]

fucking chacra guy

[undone fossil]

insanity - unless you're just getting a taster of each or something

[fiery copper]

yo mick no offense, but try to make your question into a single sentence

[undone fossil]

poor man's stunlocked

[fiery copper]

well I would be working all of these jobs and those will be divided based on whats a higher need from what I assume

I shall see when I discuss later today at their office

[sturdy thistle]

yeah my english sucks i know

[supple plume]

Me too, nice to meet you

[austere sigil]

just a sign of your chacras

[sturdy thistle]

a sign of balls

[austere sigil]

🤣

[sturdy thistle]

someone help me

[supple plume]

Wsp

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew send help

[undone fossil]

Well for your sake I hope that it’s not exactly the case 😅

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-mid-it's-peak-it's-peam-peam-gif-12218630663784157550

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-frog-fist-gif-11650164

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[sturdy thistle]

i mentioned @austere sinew 1534 times so far

[muted olive]

now 1535

[surreal cloud]

please elaborate

[eternal mango]

I can ping the thread in Slack

[surreal cloud]

we do not offer such review anymore

[buoyant wyvern]

alright, thank you for answer

[vernal kestrel]

Once your subscription renews after February 26th, it'll be at the VIP+ rate (€21/month)., so no longer VIP??

21 euro is very expensive for some boxes in the month

[urban mirage]

Hi, I got my IP banned from some Discord servers I wanted to access because I was using a VPN, so they banned my IP. What solutions are available to me to access them?

[eternal mango]

That's not something we can help you with.

[supple plume]

I've never seen this mod before, Hi!

[meager kernel]

Cant help

Pretty sure you were banned for another reason, not related to VPN

[lime trout]

discord does IP ban, so its possible

[meager kernel]

Im aware of that, but he said he was banned cause of using a VPN, which i dont think is possible

You dont get banned cause you used a VPN once

[supple plume]

Hmmm

[lime trout]

I mean if someone else on the same ip got banned from a server

It’d apply to you

[meager kernel]

Hmm thats fair

[supple plume]

Skill issue nonetheless

[lime trout]

Which on a free vpn is more then possible

Paid less so but still could happen

[meager kernel]

Yea true

[lime trout]

We’ve discontinued the VIP offering, meaning you can either pay for VIP+, or go back to your free subscription if you don’t find enough value at the new cost

[dusky hedge]

anyone know if i can airmon kill a specific interface?

[meager kernel]

I think so

[dusky hedge]

i cant seem to find out how

[meager kernel]

Search

[dusky hedge]

thats what i mean

i cant find out online

[meager kernel]

In that case Im not that sure, sorry

Hey Emma @lime trout
You have OSCP right?

[dusky hedge]

nvm got one!

[lime trout]

I got it many many years ago but yes

[vernal kestrel]

@lime trout at least I have a month to do some boxes, but 21 euro is way to high, why the prices increasing so much, has UK so high energy prices ?

[meager kernel]

How long it took you to get it when you started seriously?

[eternal mango]

arimon-ng stop <interface> ?

That just disables monitor though

[lime trout]

Unfortunately, things are expensive these days.

I get it, it sucks

[meager kernel]

inflation

[eternal mango]

If you mean pull down completely, use the ip command

[proud moth]

i am lucky if i can afford a kebab without starving

[eternal mango]

e.g. ip link set dev <interface> down

[lime trout]

Month or two

It was ages ago

[meager kernel]

damn

[lime trout]

So it’s way way different now

[meager kernel]

hmmm

[eternal mango]

If wlan is being managed however elsewhere, that probably won't work

[meager kernel]

how long it might take me

i wonder

[lime trout]

This was before PG or anything

[meager kernel]

like if i locked in

[eternal mango]

(e.g. wpa_supplicant, network-manager, etc)

[lime trout]

Back when we did like windows 7 BOFs lol

[eternal mango]

@vernal kestrel look up 👆

[meager kernel]

you said once you got it when you were 14

[lime trout]

Wrong person I think

[eternal mango]

Yes.. yes it was..

[lime trout]

@dusky hedge is who you meant iirc

[lime trout]

Yes

[eternal mango]

lol

[lime trout]

And I’m 21 now lmao

[eternal mango]

Sorry micharms

[meager kernel]

@dusky hedge

[wanton tapir]

Effectively, this is a 37.5% price hike on accessing retired content then?

[meager kernel]

7 years
has alot changed since then?

[lime trout]

I’m not sure how the math work out but that sounds about right yeah

[dusky hedge]

yea it is

[lime trout]

I mean, if you don’t feel it’s worth it then you don’t have to pay

Active boxes will always be free

[wanton tapir]

Fair enough thanks for answering, I get it’s not you personally increasing the prices I just wanted to confirm there’s not anything I’m missing

[lime trout]

And the last 2 retired are free too

[dusky hedge]

network manager

[eternal mango]

You'll need to update the network manager to stop it from managing the wlan device then

[fiery copper]

I mentioned @sturdy thistle at least 100 times

[lime trout]

Yeah, we hadn’t increased the prices at all since the VIP tiers came out, and things have gone up in costs alot

[fiery copper]

Mick is cool

[lime trout]

So it’s what was needed to maintain a healthy business model

[fiery copper]

So a diet?

[dusky hedge]

just the specific device or will i have to put it down fully

i want to keep internet connection, im using a external wifi adapter

[fiery copper]

Anyway what did I miss

[dusky hedge]

running wifi on internal

[eternal mango]

If you want to control your wlan device via airmon, you'll need to stop it from being managed by networkmanager

If you ahve two wlan devices, you should see both there if they're setup properly

Hard to tell, but yeah.. that'd be why airmon isn't working if the interface is managed

I think..

[dusky hedge]

yea ill give it a shot

[meager kernel]

@eternal mango you created a hard box right?
called Holiday

Hard Linux

[lime trout]

@eternal mango I have a brilliant business idea

[meager kernel]

hmmmmm

[eternal mango]

Yeah, that's right

[lime trout]

What if: hacker AI, but on a wearable pin (/s)

[dusky hedge]

i can manually set in monitor mode but sudo ip link set wlp0s20f0u1 down sudo iw dev wlp0s20f0u1 set monitor control sudo ip link set wlp0s20f0u1 up

[meager kernel]

@supple plume lets do Goblin's box on HTB

its hard linux

[dusky hedge]

like this, im not sure if itll work

[meager kernel]

@eternal mango how hard is it though

[lime trout]

Wearable hive mind that stalks your computer screen

[eternal mango]

Compared to todays hard boxes, probably a fair bit easier I'd reckon

[meager kernel]

hmmm

i wanna give it a try

[lime trout]

And accelerates the process of giving your data to data brokers (/s)

[meager kernel]

lemme boot up my VM

[muted olive]

One month at max

[meager kernel]

just one month for OSCP?
sounds highly optimistic

[lime trout]

It’s really hard to make a good prediction

[muted olive]

I think you already have most of the technical knowledge

[buoyant wyvern]

it won't take long since you are used to explote CVEs

[proud moth]

don't waste money and go for the CPTS

[muted olive]

As for preparation, I don't know

Do Offsec's training grounds for that, or whatever they call it

[meager kernel]

yea i have to do both CPTS and OSCP
CPTS first since i already have the exam token

[meager kernel]

sounds good

[lime trout]

If you can do CPTS oscp shouldn’t be a challenge

[meager kernel]

yea

[muted olive]

I've also heard people say that after CPTS, OSCP felt very easy

[meager kernel]

thats good

[proud moth]

oscp is a joke lmao

[dusky hedge]

@eternal mango this is what u meant right? wlp0s20f0u1 wifi unmanaged --

[muted olive]

professional HR bypass cert

[proud moth]

could be good if you are either a HR chicken or marcie maybe

[eternal mango]

That suggests it is already unmanaged? Did you do airmon-ng check kill already?

[buoyant wyvern]

what did marcie do

[eternal mango]

(that tries to kill conflicting processes)

[fiery copper]

Well one is about training your skills, the other is a cash grab

[meager kernel]

how long does CPTS prep takes

[dusky hedge]

oh i just made it unmanaged lol

[lime trout]

CEH still exists…

[meager kernel]

alot of my CPTS modules are already completed cause they overlapped with CWES

[lime trout]

It depends

[dusky hedge]

im asking if thats what u meant tho

[proud moth]

dunno, you mean today? he is probably staring at an excel file like a monkey maybe

[dusky hedge]

making it unmanaged by the net manager

[eternal mango]

yeah

[fiery copper]

I wanna tell you something that no other man told you before

[eternal mango]

Now you can operate it with airmon or whatever without network-manager conflicting

[lime trout]

Ok….

[dusky hedge]

then i do smth like this yea?

[lime trout]

I’m listening

[muted olive]

more like CTM

certified tool memorizer

[fiery copper]

Meateaters pizza with Mustard its tasty

[lime trout]

That’s a thought

One of the thoughts of all time

[meager kernel]

CEH released a new version in 2025 where they mixed it with AI

[muted olive]

AI grading?

[proud moth]

fucking hell

[lime trout]

How did they manage to make it worse 😭

[fiery copper]

So I can ask chatgpt to do CEH for me

[meager kernel]

no like AI tools i think?

[fiery copper]

So its like those microslop AI certifications?

But worse

[proud moth]

an exam marcie can pass finally

[muted olive]

"how to prompt chatgpt to solve the ctf for you"

[meager kernel]

their official website btw

[fiery copper]

I wanna tell you something that no other woman told you

[meager kernel]

good question

technically everything becoming worse

with AI

[muted olive]

you love me?

[meager kernel]

just look at Grok nowadays

[muted olive]

That's 92% of employers I don't want to work for then

[fiery copper]

Nah actually I wanted to say Hamburger

[proud moth]

already writing a Jo x Vader fanfic

nobody can stop me

[fiery copper]

Jo Mama x Vader Daddy

[meager kernel]

tf is wrong with yall

😂

[fiery copper]

Says the guy that killed his wife and daughter

[meager kernel]

in a game

[proud moth]

true

[fiery copper]

Still

[eternal mango]

You gonna bring the yap to the new job ? 🤣

[fiery copper]

Nah the management is hellah boring

Cant be all yappery on a job like that

[meager kernel]

@eternal mango is the website on Holiday box broken? cause it just shows me a hexagon on the browser

[eternal mango]

Nope

[meager kernel]

is my browser just not loading everything?

[proud moth]

just get marcie's job and become an intern powerpoint monkey like he is or something

[fiery copper]

The only yap that Ill do there is bothering the Senior about the basics

[fiery copper]

I feel like you are Marcie's ex

You give me this energy

[proud moth]

lmaooo

[meager kernel]

enemies to lover type shit

[fiery copper]

Keep your friends close and enemies in the sheets?

[austere sigil]

Will it align my chacras?

[meager kernel]

[fiery copper]

Whats chacra

[meager kernel]

i can feel my chacras alligning

[fiery copper]

Is it a type of bird?

[graceful pendant]

I bid thee good morrow

10 am meeting in the bag, went really well 🙂

[fiery copper]

Do you have lung cancer?

[austere sigil]

something something energy

[jaunty pulsar]

CEH AI?

[fiery copper]

So G spot feelings?

[graceful pendant]

sheesh I hope not

[meager kernel]

yea

[jaunty pulsar]

that doesn't sound like a good idea lol

[austere sigil]

pretty much yea

[fiery copper]

Hope not too

[meager kernel]

its definietely not

idk why people like shoe horning AI into everything

Nvidia was the first company to do it

now its everywhere

[jaunty pulsar]

the follow trends as usual

[austere sigil]

Discord will come with AI

[fiery copper]

Cuz Investors dont know the difference between AI and a LLM

[meager kernel]

i think it already does in the canary version

in some form

idk

[austere sigil]

I was joking here but please no

[fiery copper]

Meta already has AI girlfriends

[meager kernel]

even burp suite comes with an AI tab

[fiery copper]

And AI influencers

[jaunty pulsar]

even car companies have/use AI

who knows what next? AI tourists?

[fiery copper]

Nah next is AI labour

[meager kernel]

pretty much everything has AI shoehorned

[austere sigil]

MS Office has AI

[eternal mango]

I have an AI seadris..ish.. lol

[meager kernel]

windows has a whole as AI named Copilot

[austere sigil]

we use copilot at work

[meager kernel]

alot of new laptops give a specific Copilot button

[fiery copper]

My brain is on copilot

[jaunty pulsar]

yea I noticed that

[austere sigil]

Copilot+PC

[meager kernel]

the laptop my employer gave as a copilot button

i sometimes press it bymistake

[jaunty pulsar]

it's also positioned in a weird place

[meager kernel]

yea

[jaunty pulsar]

I think it's like in the place of right ctrl am I right?

[meager kernel]

i cant do much on my company laptop cause admin priveleges are locked behind a password

[meager kernel]

yea

[late sleet]

the microslop key as I would like to call it

[austere sigil]

my government uses AI which is vulnerable to XSS

cookies tasty

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/disneyplus-disney-plus-hallowstream-XoZBDjKLQovvweanZo

[jaunty pulsar]

stored XSS?

it would've been absolutely funny if that's the case lol

[meager kernel]

did you guys know OpenAI is losing money

[austere sigil]

ye, they store chats in a DB

[meager kernel]

and becoming bankrupt

[austere sigil]

how can they be losing money if they aren't making any 🤣

[jaunty pulsar]

yea they're starting to make some desperate moves

[meager kernel]

i absolutely fucking wish the whole AI bubble pops and idec if we go into a recession

[jaunty pulsar]

same lol

[meager kernel]

send this world into another economic crisis

[buoyant wyvern]

i recently watch this video, maybe a bit interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0K4XPu3Qhg

[jaunty pulsar]

hoping at least claude survives for obvious reasons

[meager kernel]

look at the hardware prices nowadays

64 GB ram is now 1200 dollars

https://tenor.com/bGrAy.gif

[eternal mango]

wtf

didn't realise it was that bad

[jaunty pulsar]

at some point ram will be more expensive than NFTs were lmao

[supple plume]

Im at work

[meager kernel]

leave work

lets do a machine

[jaunty pulsar]

prada RAM lol

[meager kernel]

its really bad

[supple plume]

Sure just pay my salary and I'll do boxes with you

[meager kernel]

lemme check some prices brb

[eternal mango]

Yeah looking on Amazon now

Stock they have for 64gb DDR5 is like £600

[jaunty pulsar]

I'd rather buy a nintendo switch than go for that

[supple plume]

Just when I need a new computer it suddenly costs x2

[meager kernel]

ive given the average currency conversion

[buoyant wyvern]

same

[meager kernel]

true, i wanted to upgrade my ram

[austere sigil]

Will trade some 16 GB DDR3 memory for a house.

[eternal mango]

Value of my old workstation may have actually gone UP then

🤣

[austere sigil]

great investment

[jaunty pulsar]

I wish I had some other 16GB RAM lying around

[austere sigil]

Memory: 9.02 GiB / 62.57 GiB (14%) they took my 2GB

[jaunty pulsar]

it would've been my greatest investment lol

[meager kernel]

i have 32 GB DDR4

would have loved some DDR5

[supple plume]

I have 8GB 🥀

[meager kernel]

youre using Arch

so its alright

[supple plume]

I know

I even ran a llm yesterday

Limited to 4gb

[austere sigil]

I had to check, I have DDR5

[eternal mango]

just about managed to run that full duplex speech model from nvidia yesterday

[buoyant wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[eternal mango]

EVERYTHING slowed to a crawl, but it still responded in real time

🤷‍♂️

[austere sigil]

needs more ram

[eternal mango]

Second mortgage time it is then

[late sleet]

chinese ram, your our only hope🙏

[austere sigil]

True wealth!

[eternal mango]

RAAAM

[austere sigil]

I spilled my bannanananan

[eternal mango]

wait ddr5 3200mhz? 🤣

Ah, ECC RAM

[fierce vale]

got any of those rams?

[eternal mango]

...3200 still sounds slow

Stupid sheep

[fierce vale]

at these prices there must be production lines going up as we speak

[austere sigil]

I dunno dmidecode says Speed: 6200 MT/s

[graceful pendant]

TERAFLOPPER

[eternal mango]

64Giga-baa's

[austere sigil]

NASA computer running Discord

[iron canopy]

Hello I'm looking for a developer with some experience for an old MMO game called Rakion (sorry, I don't know if this is the right section, but I will pay for it).

[warm turtle]

@iron canopy

[graceful pendant]

skettchyyyy

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ii-topic-diablo-1zFXgNa44Z904

[supple plume]

$/h ?

[iron canopy]

Let me know how much.

[eternal mango]

lol

[supple plume]

50$/h including the time to listen to what you need

[austere sigil]

"Can you make it go viral?"

[proud moth]

ask marcie he is good with brainless twat stuff like that

ah nevermind is it about programming? then you need to ask someone with a brain

[graceful pendant]

zats grazy

[proud moth]

it's almost lunch time, i bet marcie looks like this now:

[meager kernel]

bro just hates to hate 😭

[proud moth]

nah I don't hate everybody, only my favourite down syndrome intern

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/violence-GJcqkbiWUlMUo

[proud moth]

bro is such a snowflake idiot I bet he drools matcha latte while looking at powerpoint slides for 8 hours

come to think about it, i'm not sure he can use powerpoint

nevermind he just drools like an idiot for 8 hours then

[meager kernel]

i think you should chill out a bit

[buoyant wyvern]

dude definately has personal problems with marcie

[meager kernel]

no way really? /s

[proud moth]

marcie got more personal problems with his therapist

his therapist, and basic logic, he also got lots of problems with that

[meager kernel]

give it a rest man 😭

[proud moth]

i'll give it a rest when that fuckface disappears

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KungFuPanda4-dreamworks-kung-fu-panda-4-jXtdnZlhK7Fbfo4Ioc

[exotic pendant]

😄

[proud moth]

any hacking today?

(not you marcie, i know you get stuck on starting point machines)

[exotic pendant]

Frostos company needs to get the HTB ent moving faster

So I can do prolabs

[proud moth]

why do you need to do prolabs lmao you can already hack half the planet

[exotic pendant]

Already did

I just need more stuff to do

[proud moth]

i think you maxed out hacking already, there's not much stuff left to do after you find 250k bugs

lmao

[supple plume]

What about helping us learning your sorceries

[proud moth]

how about starting piano playing?

[exotic pendant]

I gotta start my blog soon

[buoyant wyvern]

learning Rush E

[supple plume]

Please

[exotic pendant]

Was waiting for Microsoft

They’re still fixing my hyperv and rdp bug

[proud moth]

i would legit pay to have frosto as a coach 😄

[exotic pendant]

I should grab all the stuff before they patch it

Pictures

[young glen]

Nicely done

[exotic pendant]

Or maybe I can write the blog now

And just private it

[bold rapids]

It would give you something to do 🙂

[fierce vale]

they're hard at work making new bugs it seems

[exotic pendant]

Latest updates been bricking pcs

[bold rapids]

That update that affected SSDs got me...

[fierce vale]

don't run windows 11 updates

[bold rapids]

Learned my lesson lol

[exotic pendant]

What do you guys use for blogging

[supple plume]

-# Arch linux

[young glen]

Arch Linux wiki is best

[eternal mango]

I did use metalsmith.. but it's looking like a pretty dead project now 🙁

[exotic pendant]

Is it pronounced arch or ark

I’ve heard something say ark yesterday

[graceful pendant]

arch afaik

[buoyant wyvern]

i used medium, but i realized it is shit, can't even load my blogs anymore i guess

[young glen]

You can say it both ways

[fierce vale]

jekyll but it was really out of necessity rather than a choice, need to migrate to something else

[wispy orbit]

substack

[exotic pendant]

I say arch like archer but caught me off guard

I’ll see if I can disclose my steam bugs

Show how steam RCE happens

[eternal mango]

That'd be a fun read

[graceful pendant]

I found like 4 completely useless bugs recently

[exotic pendant]

I have a few useless ones in Mmc and a few others

[graceful pendant]

local kernel integer overflow in a macosx Kext (not validated)

dos in docker desktop also local

for a daemon

and some other dev server vulns

essentially

vulnerability occurs when person runs malicious code on their own machine

[eternal mango]

Got a fun couple waiting on vendor, but they being very quiet 🙁

Nothing crazy, but fun to find

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew stop sudying

[supple plume]

@austere sigil @scenic maple @alpine pumice

Ding ding ding ding

[eternal mango]

LOL

[supple plume]

There

[austere sigil]

eugh

[exotic pendant]

Frosto could use a pizza ngl

[supple plume]

I deserve a mod badge please quick poll

[exotic pendant]

But diet

[graceful pendant]

thats honestly a good shout

wafw00f ❤️

[exotic pendant]

Diet is going well

Maybe cheat day in the next week or 2

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-alchemy-gold-transmutation-mods-gif-5023303801320890973

[austere sigil]

Frosto just cut your pizza in 4 slices instead of 8 and instantly you will eat less

[graceful pendant]

[sturdy thistle]

final version?

[exotic pendant]

I can’t even eat 1 slice atm

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-7302064673369468312

[austere sigil]

I am literally going to post this on LinkedIn

[austere sigil]

do not slice your pizza so technically you ate 0 slices

[sturdy thistle]

here is yours sir

[exotic pendant]

I did make ice cream last night

But it was super healthy

[austere sigil]

thank you

[fierce vale]

that'll look great next to the windows professional minesweeper cert

[proud moth]

finally an exam marcie can pass

[scenic maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utZajNmPe1Y

thoughts?

[proud moth]

fucking garbage

for hipsters

[graceful pendant]

🦞

[scenic maple]

why tho its linux but for mobile phones

based on fedora

and u can even change keyboard for a gamepad if ya want

i am not saying its good

[proud moth]

couldn't be a more appropriate distro name for this fucking tragedy

[scenic maple]

just discussing

dang bro is having a real bad day

[fierce vale]

anyone remember ubuntu phone

[proud moth]

yeah it was such a disaster

completely bullshit

[scenic maple]

so whats good

[proud moth]

a fucking normal phone perhaps

[scenic maple]

perhaps we need to go back

[proud moth]

instead of this hip bullshit for tech bros who don't know what linux is

[scenic maple]

never heard of it

was it good?

[eternal mango]

It was pretty much DoA 😅

[proud moth]

linux phone might be good if you are a youtuber fucktard maybe

[eternal mango]

Wait.. it's still maintained?

[scenic maple]

microsoft phone

[eternal mango]

(the OS I mean)

[scenic maple]

yeah few people always maintain dead projects

[fierce vale]

well.. you could make phone calls atleast

[scenic maple]

like arch for arm

heroes of open source

[fierce vale]

I still have it somewhere 😅

[proud moth]

what are they gonna put on their trash CV otherwise?

[fierce vale]

the hardware felt pretty cheap

[scenic maple]

dunno maybe a j*b

[proud moth]

having a job just means you are even more of a fucktard lmao

[scenic maple]

realistically if any1 has skills to maintain that they should be good for a job

[fierce vale]

like a standard budget phone

[scenic maple]

buddy ur saying both is bad

that cant be

[tough oyster]

Oh nee user janne?

[scenic maple]

[fierce vale]

what?

[eternal mango]

Got a bananaphone around somewhere, incase I need a phone with a freakin month standby life lol

[scenic maple]

is that chinese

[eternal mango]

Yellow > all

[scenic maple]

not the phoen whatever rem said

[graceful pendant]

ring ring ring ring ring

BANANA PHOOOOONE

[eternal mango]

haha

[scenic maple]

banana phone is peak tho

only issue is when u accidentally close it while talking

then call cuts

[eternal mango]

At least you look cool when you hang up though

[scenic maple]

true that

[eternal mango]

Motorola and 3 went through some wild designs in the 00s

[sturdy thistle]

who wants to test the "cert" as their discord profile banner?

[scenic maple]

ah nokia

[sturdy thistle]

@supple plume

[scenic maple]

these were banger man

[eternal mango]

Bring back the keyboard!

O2 Xda was awesome too, ran Windows PE and came with built in GPS!!!

[fierce vale]

nokia n900 was cool for its time

linux phone

[mystic harbor]

holy

f

[near swift]

18 yer old baby

[scenic maple]

i would kill for the black 2

[mystic harbor]

I had the first one

[young glen]

Very durable and strong device

[supple plume]

[supple plume]

I had some of these

[austere sinew]

NO

[austere sinew]

Help in what sir

[exotic pendant]

😄

[meager kernel]

Yes

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/motousa-moto-razr-EfFf4tL9jBsXu

[sturdy thistle]

some messages above

but yapping time is over

[scenic maple]

if u had that much money u wont be here bro

[austere sinew]

This one?

[sturdy thistle]

yea

5 mins until i end my shift

[graceful pendant]

rich people need hobbies too

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[graceful pendant]

I for some reason, decided to upgrade my phone to 17 pro max when im still running the m2 mac pro

gonna buy a mac studio and a new macbook I think just to be as obnoxious as possible

[eternal mango]

update staff set end_time=addtime(now(), 60*60*6) where name='Mickhat'

jk, I do not have that power.

[zealous charm]

[austere sinew]

Your english is fine don’t worry

[graceful pendant]

checkmate atheists

https://tomaszs2.medium.com/linus-torvalds-says-ai-codes-better-than-him-heres-what-it-really-means-2c115baa14ed

[scenic maple]

i reported it again but instead of alert used confirm

[sturdy thistle]

then u buy me a second coffee machine

[zealous charm]

XSS is great because most companies fail to remediate so each finding can be submitted 2-3+ times

[scenic maple]

[sturdy thistle]

i love this payload "><script>this['pri'+'nt'](Math.sqrt(16)+'/'+document.location)</script>

[eternal mango]

Next, use prompt

😄

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/vGAzHB0gNSg.gif

[graceful pendant]

real gs debug with print()

[sturdy thistle]

which is often blocked

[scenic maple]

since you are rich

can you tell me how did you brcome rich

so we all can be rich

[zealous charm]

Once you’re in JS context there are infinite ways to pop an alert box. It gets more challenging when they block all on* events

[exotic pendant]

Frost just ready for the weekend

[scenic maple]

the hardest part is to get to that tho

[graceful pendant]

me personally I worked like 120 hour weeks in a consultancy and then I went independant

[scenic maple]

once ur there its pretty much gaveover anyway

[graceful pendant]

getting up at 7 am on a sunday to answer emails is not fun

[scenic maple]

what do u consult

[graceful pendant]

digital marketing & strategy

[scenic maple]

120 hours per week is insane stats

[exotic pendant]

I’ve had one in a dod template that was across 100s of sites

[scenic maple]

i have never understood what they do

[exotic pendant]

Managed to get 30 in before they told me to pause on reporting

[graceful pendant]

💸

[scenic maple]

can u tell me what u actualy do like click xyz or something

[graceful pendant]

I used to manage millions of ad spend for big corpos

[scenic maple]

i see

that makes sense

[supple plume]

Monetized his yapping

Learn golam

[graceful pendant]

now mostly I shit out static pages with claude while I work on my personal projects and learn whatever I want

[muted olive]

did this with NASA and other gov agencies. same template same endpoint lol

[scenic maple]

i dont make any money from yapping but i did get a few j*b offers from this chat

[muted olive]

and microsoft and cisco

[scenic maple]

directly

[graceful pendant]

currently looking for some good devs/sec people actually 😉

[muted olive]

what roles?

[scenic maple]

[muted olive]

(not applying just curious)

[exotic pendant]

Censoring the j word

[scenic maple]

it has to be done

[zealous charm]

My first two pentester roles were from yapping in discord haha, it can be a good way to network

[graceful pendant]

founding CTO I guess. and general devs

[sturdy thistle]

ok time to yap

[scenic maple]

i guess yapping has benefits

[fierce vale]

yap strategy

[exotic pendant]

Mine was yapping to the parent company of my company after helping solve a few incidents that happened

[zealous charm]

Recruiters hate this one simple trick

[exotic pendant]

Yapping gets you far

[graceful pendant]

Ive hired people from discord b4

its been good and bad

[fierce vale]

senior yap strategist

[exotic pendant]

Networking works better than degrees some times

[fierce vale]

$100k+ yearly

[graceful pendant]

I hired a former blackhat who had been in jail for simswapping 20+ million dollars

that didnt really pan out so well

[scenic maple]

I am an active contributor to one of the world's largest thriving cybersecurity communities, spending my free time engaging with the greater InfoSec industry and discussing with professionals from all over the globe.
~ 0xRy4n, senior yap strategist

[exotic pendant]

Wonder why

[sturdy thistle]

wonder how

yesterday @austere sinew told me bout the blue blue sky

[graceful pendant]

turns out its hard to trust people with no moral compass

[obtuse fern]

It didnt PAN out well
-# please laugh

[scenic maple]

let us know how the new startup goes

[exotic pendant]

Difference of hiring a Robin Hood and a thief

[graceful pendant]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

or whatever

[exotic pendant]

Sim swapping is a crappy thing to do

[graceful pendant]

when he did the "thing" he did, I was really upset.. and I had a picture of his passport

[scenic maple]

email swapper is as worse

i dunno if that is even possible tho

[graceful pendant]

my moral compass was in that moment, tested

[lofty warren]

[graceful pendant]

its called phishing lelelele

[fierce vale]

hmm sounds like a bad situation

[obtuse fern]

On a scale of petty theft to wtf is wrong with you; how bad

[graceful pendant]

immoral-dishonest business practice

nothing illegal

just sad cus I thought we were homies also

[austere sinew]

@sturdy thistle

[scenic maple]

r we tho

[austere sinew]

@supple plume

@meager kernel

[austere sinew]

Oooh shade golam

[sturdy thistle]

thank you

[meager kernel]

Wassup

[austere sinew]

Nothin

[graceful pendant]

I would like to think we are all friends here

[austere sinew]

Just wanted to be annoying

[obtuse fern]

Oof, that's rough man. But dont wanna tank your reputation.

[sturdy thistle]

when face reveal @scenic maple

[austere sinew]

Nu uh I’m beefing everyone here

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-cat-eyebrow-cat-meme-sus-dwayne-johnson-gif-14343467910353677310

[meager kernel]

You child! You summoned me without a purpose!! You shall face my wrath!!

[austere sinew]

Immediately stolen

[exotic pendant]

I remember when I worked at a fast food place, we hired someone who robbed a bank

[scenic maple]

dunno tbh

[austere sinew]

At least you are no longer calling me old

[exotic pendant]

He ended up getting caught stealing money from the cash register

[graceful pendant]

easier than a bank

[meager kernel]

57 year old child

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/beef-gif-5385639

[austere sinew]

Shhhhhh

[scenic maple]

lets say i look like u but not as white a bit brownish and black hair and beard

https://tenor.com/hOGBzNjhlSv.gif

liek this

[austere sinew]

How long is the beard though

[exotic pendant]

Dumb people gonna be dumb and have no sense of judgment lol

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[austere sinew]

NO

[scenic maple]

text is unrelated

[supple plume]

Your warth is pg13

[meager kernel]

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
EVERYONE WISH HER BIRTHDAY

[scenic maple]

let me grab my scale

[austere sinew]

DHUTUP

[meager kernel]

@supple plume why have you not wished Wolo happy birthday

@scenic maple you too

Wish her

[scenic maple]

longest beard is 12 inches and averages out in 4/6

[obtuse fern]

Oh frost: I got code working that allows some other code to function with better user experience. :) turns out cloudflare doesn't like blank slate sessions

[meager kernel]

SO LONG!!

[scenic maple]

i think its funnier to just ping

[graceful pendant]

@eternal mango wins this comp

[scenic maple]

no lmao

goblin is

[exotic pendant]

Aye

[scenic maple]

king

i am not anywhere close

[supple plume]

@austere sinew happy beardeday

[scenic maple]

i am like 1/7th of his

[meager kernel]

Wolo has a beard?

[graceful pendant]

g0blin is 75% beard haha

that things glorious

(its where he stores his power)

[meager kernel]

I want to have a beard like a Goblin

[graceful pendant]

I wish I could grow a proper beard yeah

I just look like the part in jackass where they glue pubes to his face

[meager kernel]

My beard is nowhere near as majestic as Goblin's

[obtuse fern]

You are the beard

[meager kernel]

Yes

[scenic maple]

some men die of thirst while others drown

[obtuse fern]

I'll give it a minute for the double entendre to set in

[meager kernel]

What

I dont get it

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/burning-gunna-redhatgifs-VwuVHtP5eyCuCivL1Z

[meager kernel]

WAIT

WAIT A SEC

[obtuse fern]

Lmao

[meager kernel]

The fuck

[obtuse fern]

Look its a compliment, at least you're attractive enough lmao

[meager kernel]

Not sure if I should be happy or sad

[strange forge]

Hello, I'm stuck on browsed machine. Is there a specific channel where I can ask advices ? Thank you 🙂

[supple plume]

That's not a reason not to celebrate beard

[obtuse fern]

You should: exist

[scenic maple]

celebrate that beard*

[obtuse fern]

#boxes ; its an active machine so just ask for a nudge where you're at foothold/user/root

[sturdy thistle]

Never

[supple plume]

How do you know

He doxxed himself?

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/approximate-adventuretime-knowledge-gif-4730015

[graceful pendant]

I would never dox myself

[muted olive]

@austere sinew happy birthday

[scenic maple]

so what now

[graceful pendant]

beverly hills area code lol

[scenic maple]

[graceful pendant]

#sufferingfromsuccess

[devout sail]

sending malware at maple street

[graceful pendant]

you better not

[devout sail]

how do i unsend the courier

[graceful pendant]

brb rating gavel 1 star

[scenic maple]

just send anti malware

[devout sail]

[devout sail]

iMentality

echo

[supple plume]

Send him a printer

[devout sail]

why printer

[supple plume]

With infected malware

[devout sail]

@graceful pendant do u like printers?>

oh nah

[graceful pendant]

no I hate printers

they always break

[devout sail]

who likes printer xD

[graceful pendant]

and use so much expensive ink

fun fact printers are what we in the marketing world call a "loss leader"

[devout sail]

they break in a way that takes hours to fix and still dosesnt work
then suddenly they start working like nothing happened

mine just needs a lil distraction to work

just open paper tray and close it and it works

[graceful pendant]

my fiancee set mine up on the wrong wifi

from my upstairs network

[graceful pendant]

so depending on how good the 5ghz band feels currently you can either print or not

[devout sail]

make u save papers

echo

i got like 3h

hacking???

[supple plume]

Now?

I need to finish my work 30 more minutes

[devout sail]

oh sure

[supple plume]

What are you hacking

[devout sail]

planning to do overwatch

[supple plume]

I would only do web or easy AD

Retired if you want

[frigid mountain]

hi 😄

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overwatch is easy AD ig

[supple plume]

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sigil

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@native plume

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i think it would be weird to tag a woman, so i picked you

[quartz willow]

this is pretty accurate ngl

[safe vessel]

I need tamil hackers to learn

Need basics

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i'm german

does that count?

[devout sail]

tamil hackers, reminds me of that mmovie pirate site

[snow anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/rust-femboy-gif-14213674384972433300

[safe vessel]

Lol

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What site??

[sturdy thistle]

we're not supporting illegal stuff

[zealous charm]

any hacking today?

[eternal mango]

Only a smidge

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smol hax

[eternal mango]

much smol