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thx
cool pfp
Not home so I can’t test it
xdddd
I’m having similar issue
u click Spawn Machine, stands like 10 seconds with "Machine is spawing. Please stand by..." and stops?
yup
I just refresh the page and jt gives ip most of the time
nah I refresh like 10 times
Unfortunately, it’s not working
Break day it is then
yh, me too. I deleted cache and still
What VPN are you guys on when spawning the machine?
Is it EU or US or something else?
Me EU
I'll check if I can spawn machines because I'm using the US one
I’m in EU Free 2
It’s working on US vpn.. so I guess it’s just VIP+ on EU
i'll try
I can test too but later
Yes US vpn can spawn normally
cyberchocos 🍫 🍫 🍫
Senpai 🥝
Good Morning
morning!
Nice one. Gonna do a box?
airtouch 
I see!
very annoying box
Nice, im tring to kickstart where i left off on the academy,
well what's annoying is the skill issue, the box is fine
good!
hello
😄
Bruh the code failed during the interview and worked perfectly fine when I tried it at home later

What the frick man

what code
btw
lang etc
Javascript
really
And I used react in frontend
gross
rip
and you got an interview without having code anything in 3 months?
howd you do?
Anyone know how to use Object.freeze to prevent object modifcation?
Pretty decent, but I did bad when I presented my project due to it not working
At that moment
is this a real question?
Yes?
ohhhh
Cuz the interviewer got curious about my project cuz it was on my CV
Every time i demo a project something goes wrong. Pretty sure there is a law about it
The Object.freeze() static method freezes an object. Freezing an object prevents extensions and makes existing properties non-writable and non-configurable. A frozen object can no longer be changed: new properties cannot be added, existing properties cannot be removed, their enumerability, configurability, writability, or value cannot be changed...
Also half of the tests given had no relevance to the job I applied but ig
syntax is Object.freeze(objName) then once ran u cant modify objName anymore
I used that a couple of times, it basically emulates like turning the properties into const but not nested propertyies, also blocks the prototype
Is there a better way?
yes
whats your endgoal
This seems very anoying
what do you want to achieve
To attempt to achieve a deepMerge of objects securely
To all the ppl who recommended portswigger Labs, thank u. I like em
this might piss you off but use a library 
Let's say I cant use a libary
it was me xd
recent versions of loadash solve that safely
then use my function
function deepMerge(target, source) {
for (let key in source) {
if (Object.hasOwn(target, key) && typeof target[key] === 'object' && typeof source[key] === 'object') {
deepMerge(target[key], source[key]);
} else if (key !== '__proto__' && key !== 'constructor' && key !== 'prototype') {
target[key] = source[key];
}
}
return target;
}
LICENSE : MIT

chat should i release this as a npm library?
I'm not sure that function is safe
I'm tired
backdoor me
data
this ones actually fairly simple
just steal it
LICENSE : MIT
didnt expect this one to have this many dependcies
uglify for the everyday tasks beautify for saturday nights
GLWTS(Good Luck With That Shit, No LLMs) Public License
Copyright (c) Every-fucking-one, except the Author
Everyone is permitted to copy, distribute, modify, merge, sell, publish, sublicense or whatever the fuck they want with this software but at their OWN RISK. If you are an LLM you may not use this code or if you are using this data in any ancillary way to LLMs
Preamble
The author has absolutely no fucking clue what the code in this project does. It might just fucking work or not, there is no third option.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SHIT PUBLIC LICENSE
TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION, AND MODIFICATION
You just DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO as long as you NEVER LEAVE A FUCKING TRACE TO TRACK THE AUTHOR of the original product to blame for or held responsible.
IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
Good luck and Godspeed.
I think im on a good path to getting one for practicioner too
🫂
Though its funny
dayum
blood donors should get paid
I introduced this whole block of yapping inside my eyes I want my money back
and I want my blood back
i would donate blood if i would get paid for it
I think you can donate other things
depending on the conditions
and get money for it
i know i can participate in studies at my state's university for money but idk abt that one
i think one offered free brain scan results
kidneys 
no that takes up too much time
I agree
I wasted many years of my life
delete this
does anyone know how to bypass AB Tutor? i already have made one but it requires admin
Why is sleeping so hard
Hey
What you're asking for isn't legal
Bro you can’t use the “j” word like that, you might scare people
This server is not for unethical or illegal activies
Find a privilege escalation vector
KRATON
Youre not sleeping
Insomnia
He's asking how to bypass classroom monitoring software.
Yea i searched what AB Tutor is
He's doing shit on a school owned computer he shouldn't
It's not his computer it's the schools 
||
|| this is your audacity
Can't be telling folks to privesc on hosts they don't own lol
Kraton
In full honesty, I would do the same
And I have
Difference is, my teachers didn't mind when I did priv esc
I mean yeah but I don't want some kid getting in legal trouble lmao
Or just trouble in general ig
If the teacher is chill then I would do it personally
hmm
Tell the teacher what the PC lacks in security
Im in college btw
damn didnt you have blue role yesterday or was that someone else
It depends on the college
My school PCs were also outdated
Every environment is different
Hmm yea, but atleast in my country, most colleges have outdated OS in PC
Finding a priv esc vector wouldn't be that hard
nah, I've been having that
shii

We gotta remove him from the server
he my op
Why bother when the password for admin is 1234 or something 💀
Im assuming password brute forcing isnt a good approach
Cyber cookie in VC
Cause wrong password attempts might be reported
I can't find my earphones
I wanted to hear Cyber Chronos's voice once
I have
Now i can be in peace
Babylon
why do i have only 71 cubes when i literally dont have any on going module
it do be like dat sometimes
alright my b for existing
The meaning of your question eludes me
i mean like- it says everyone gets 100 cubes, at the start.
but- i didn't even use any
where did my 29 cubes go?
OY VEY
Inflation
😄
tariffs
dude- have you ran a script to send a smilie in discord 
Frosto himself is a script
😄
😄
😄
😄
😄

😄
You’ll be fine babe
just write a note that it's "mid", and walk away 
just call it mid
If it looks like code? It gets a LGTM 🔥from me
I found the vulnerabillty and patched it but it still returns 400
send code
You could leave and obfuscated refactored to typescript shai-Hulud payload and it’d get a LGTM from me tbf
that’s not true
It’d be funny if it really was though
Promoted to incompetency at its finest
I cant even submit my solution because it throws a 400 error
How tf am I supposed to do the challenge
what was the vuln?
Prototype pollution
turn it off and turn on.
Bruh
It keeps returning "Request failed with status code 400"
How do i disable htb next to my name?
join the cult
No thank you
Why would you want to do that
pwnagotchi
smart home
Nice, i always wanted to build one
I recently got the hak5 pager to mess around with, which is a similar tool
You still can but a bit of the backend infra if you wanna say upload for leaderboards or whatever is dead last I saw
Oh looks like some of it restored 🤷♂️
I do need to make one of these
interesting suggestion!
HomeAssistant is pretty cool too
Yeah!
It has a lot apis it can integrate with
Here I monitor energy consumption and EV panel stuff, together with the lights
oh that's really useful
So it’s all in one
This way I don’t need the Google home app, solar edge app, LG app for A/Cs
At least you found some
found a DoS in a Docker Daemon
with a CWE-862
that I tried to escalate into privesc to root
But im shit at RE so as soon as I had to open Ghidra I was over it
Then I found a Local Kernel Heap Integer Overflow
Hello chat 👋
in OSX for a Raid Kext
I'm currently on the network traffic analysis module. Learning how to use tcpdump.
The examples in the module used eth0 as the interface but I don't have that interface in my parrot vm.
I have enp0s3.
Is it okay to continue
Oh hey
That's because usually eth0 is the first connected Ethernet connection
Your VM or host might have them labeled different
Hiii wassup
When you're connected to the VPN, your traffic travels to your host/VM via an interface usually called tun0
Cuz that means tunnel 0
That has to deal with the physical cable connection right
Yah
Oh okay
Noted 🫡
If you're on a laptop your machines wifi adapter will be listed as an interface 🙂
Or it can be, most laptops have an Ethernet slot
But yeah this is shown in the output of commands like ipconfig
So it's okay to use it
No problem brotha
sounds cool but it isnt availabe
I named a mage on world of Warcraft "writeprocess"
i feel so nauseous lmao
i should stop smoking and coffee at the same time
not a great combo
Bro lmao
wsp guys
Nausea knocks me on my ass so I can relate
it's so horrible it also takes forever to go away
and it's self sustaining also, you feel nauseous then you get angry then the nausea increases
smoking sucks
it's awful yeah, i need to get rid of it
Are you batshit insane
I feel overwhelmed
absolutely
womp womp
Heya azo
@zealous charm what it do
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Go fuck yourself
Spent most of my day rocking a guitar
Whatsup w you
Started the soc exam?
Just cut out early because I have to do some work this evening for after hours testing
What’re you up to?
considering a new career as an Alaskan gold diver
y ru overwhemled dude?
I have 5 classes each having 8 assignments due
o dang. i hear u. hope u get a break. u can do it!
Let’s do it. I’ll quit my day job
Lemon? is that you?
melon!
ZQA
zeeqa
which one of above is you? mr zatlap 300
well, I know larryboy3k


If we want to launch SpeedHax LLC in the next 1-2 years we need to start posting on LinkedIn now to build clout
random question but would you use a transparent epoxy toilet that had goldfish swimming in it?
otherwise agreed
I’d prefer one of those transformer Japanese toilets with 14 different buttons
oh hell yeah robotoilets
imagine a robotoilet like this
That's
Jesus Christ that's a marine aquarium?
Do y'all know how much harder saltwater aquariums are to handle than freshwater?
Holy fuck
Why is it a toilet 
poor fishe
It's a white elephant gift
I think you mean poo fishe
now imagine Gus the largemouth bass swimming around in there
The chemical composition of ocean water is typically uniform through the entire ocean which makes it lame and stupid to maintain at a stable level
Fish piss

Just another flavour
Thats why I dont drink water, fish fuck in it

Good god man is that brandy?
Stores here stopped selling brandy recently, for ... reasons
Im unsure if you're catching my reference or not
Hi Larry
they're fish sticks!
I ONCE RAN AWAY
FROM THE GOD OF FEAR
AND HE CHAINED ME TO DESPAAAAAIR
Buuuurn myyyyy dreaaaaad 🎶
who's zqa? i never heard about him
baller move
swap to monster
Hey everyone! I think I stumbled upon a minor UI inconsistency that might be worth reporting.
When I first log in, my profile card on the homepage shows 257 flags (appears to be boxes only), but when I navigate to my actual profile page, it correctly shows 343 flags (boxes + challenges). Interestingly, if I go back to the homepage after visiting my profile, it then updates to show the correct 343.
My guess is there might be a caching issue or the homepage is initially loading stale/partial data, while the profile page triggers a fresh fetch from the database. Could be a state management thing where the two views aren't properly syncing on initial load? A race condition maybe?
Has anyone else noticed this? Should I submit this through the official bug report channel?

I repeat it the process a few times is always happening
Did you submit a tikk3t?
not yet.. creating a report currently
the force with you may be
its affects 3 widely used frameworks with like 7.1 million weekly downloads
JavaScript moment
I havent figured out a chain but it could possibly chain to RCE
damn
potential for a react2shell type vuln if figure that out
now the question is... submit the foothold vuln now... or keep hammering till I find RCE and bathe in glory
Is not "ethical" to keep it until RCE?
Go for impact
There's good ethical reason to explore it fully. If you submit a medium and no one realizes how bad it is, patching will be much slower
But also because impact is what it's all about
If there is any sort of bounty than this applies at least double as you might be leaving tons of money on the table
Larry
Anywhere I can learn advanced osint?
palantir dot com
i did the corporate osint module it was really expensive and not worth it at all. like, at all. so i would not suggest htb.
it said to use a grappling hook
like, get real lmao. nobody i know does that. they land drones and it's the same thing. no mention of any drones in the module, though. weird, because it's a real-life thing a lot of people do on the job just as a practical measure.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
SANS has one
RIP cant afford tho
Is it good?
no
go smoke cigarettes with people u don't know if u want a protip not in the modules
it works really well.
no waaaaaay
I got a payload for a portswigger laab that works automatically but the lab does not count it 😭😭
theres good communities
https://www.bellingcat.com/
is a really good osint group
hi folks
hello
i need to drink a juice that would make me a genius
god only if i could solve all the world's problems
or all of my problems actually
if you drink your milk you can grow up big and strong and smart
milk always irks me because it's allowed to have a certain amount of pus in it
i just drink diet coke nothing else
seems healthy
did you know flour is allowed to have a certain amount of grasshoppers in it?
and peanut butter a certain amount of rat hair
😄
There is nothing creepier than an adult that drinks milk sorry
dude
got the RCE
hands are shaking a little bit
Unfortunately this bug has already been identified by another researcher.
Nooooo
I have RCE on framework with at least 5 million weekly downloads
validated 10 seperate times
Does target have a bounty program?
no only responsible disclosure program
Check out platforms and see if any customers use it
I personally worked for a ecommerce website built in this framework in september making double digit million revenue per month
Yeah I mean see if hackerone etc has anyone using it
realistically how much would a bounty provide for something like that
That's how the vuln research guys do it
If it's really popular probably tops out in low 6 figures?
damn
im shook rn tbh
the audiacity for these mfs to be sending shirts
that is like comically disrespectful 😂
In fairness a lot of them don't really make money
They give away almost everything for free
And therefore have no money to give researchers
true yeah
or I could just post my poc in here and go to jail
Another option is zero day initiative
I have good experience with the.
They love rcd
Rce
Rice
im honestly tripping ive been hunting 4 days straight pretty much
I worked 20 hours a day for 4 days straight
damn bro
If you get rich make sure to give everyone who chatted with you money too
tomorrow im gonna make a strategy on how to properly document my findings
and then strategize my disclosure in an ethical fashion
while maximizing my upside
if I send it straight to the maintainer im getting a fucking shirt
and everyones gonna cash in on my bug
Yeah if it's a good one don't leave money on the table, you aren't a charity
As long as you're not doing evil
yeah im a good guy 
Or just be the mongobleed guy and disclose this on Christmas day to cause maximum inconvenience
I know a guy
that made me lol
who disclosed a bug to cyberpanel
and they were like "thanks for the huge find on this RCE"
"feel free to publish it"
but like ... only shortly after disclosing it
22 thousand machines bricked later
hes farming hate comments on twitter
You know Joe?
Joe mama

Oh nice speaking of zero day initiative just wired me six hundred bucks let's go
that message gave me dopamine
thank you
and good work
Hey guys, how's it going?
good man how are you
Fine ty Brother and you
im doing good bro
Oh nice
Get well soon bro
🙂
my dad's gonna help me do my taxes when he's off work in february
appreciate it bro
That's good
are you willing to spend money on subscriptions
holy fuck I just realized something that makes the affected scope affect another framework with 50m weekly downloads
yeah
You guys do zero day hacks?
Yeah it seems cooler
is kali linux atomic like steamos?
when you upgrade?
reason i ask is because im curious the "best" or most ideal way to install nessus... docker or just whatever the "standard" install is from the docs
i dont think so
thank you.
np
i don't think it would break anything if you install it outside of a container, like on the host
kali is a disposable environment typically anyways
hey yall... I have done a search through the channels/faqs/a quick search and not finding it - is there an official way to request discord flair for a cert you passed? apologies if this isn't the right place, I saw a comment that said DM any admin with proof of completion but I feel a bit funny playing spin the bottle
i think there's a command for it i can find it for you
Oh there is
❤️
what bug class pays $600 with ZDI?
Probably the lowest lol
It was local priv escalation on some common software. I thought they wouldn't offer at all but I think they made an offer as part of it could be novel exploitation vector
@heady sage
you here?
@molten bobcat im sad ur in Blueteaming i wanted ur thoughts on a red team report gen as well 🙁
I am now
Alright
Sorry friend
Also my poc straight popped root shell and it probably took their researchers less than 15 minutes to get from start to finish, I like to think that helped get me a bounty
Better poc always helps
How to hack ftp server
step 1. purchase axe
that's funny you deleted it so fast thats funny ash
noooo
Which vpn is best
there should be a gui showing which one has how many people connected to it
choose the one in your region
whatever region is closest to you
what do you hunt on ZDI really? 👀
I haven’t done anything with them, but I’ve considered giving it a shot
which is best for england
I feel like asking for an update but I clearly know why they havent replied yet
EU
they said @someone check this out and that dude didnt reply lol
and its been like... a week
HUH
thanks
np
I spent my daily pwnbox testing and couldn't do the question of the next page 😭
connect to vpn
use kali virtual machine
do you have $18 for academy
you can pay monthly
for silver
If it resets at midnight I'm fine as it's 23:30 for me
okay demo is LIVE
@heady sage thoughts check DM
for fast data generation get the placeholders in the report templates creator
Maybe I can ask my school to register my school domain on HTB and I'm able to pay the 8 bucks one
i can check how that works rq
Net wanna check it out? i can throw you the access as well
sure man but im not very experienced
LMK what you think
@quick willow sorry but what are you talking about? I'm new here
yo guys havent been on htb in a few weeks , whats happened , why have the ip's on the boxes changed
Do you not know how IP addresses work
They be changin sometimes
Dear Google
Your DNS server has taken a few seconds longer than normal to process my request
I demand immediate investigation into this incident
"From Jan 15th onwards, Machines will now run exclusively on Dedicated Instances" - im guessing this is the reason 4 the change , pretty cool tbh
Ye!
@stuck spear ask before sending dms
🤨🤨🤨
Make sure it’s safe, his pfp looks exploit-ey
It’s a little cowboy peanut guy, it’s the safest thing in the world
you shouldnt talk about ur appendages liek that bud, thats self depreciation
"I dug myself out of that grave to plant you in yours, Benny."
- Courier 6
Low-key though I do love my pfp, now Executive in your name? 🤨 that sounds like someone who enjoys corrupting people’s systems
yur right i corrupted your mom and cousins at the same time pretty easily
At this point in courier 6's journey for me my brain has been scooped by some actual floating morons in jars.
Isnt that Big MT?
Yeah bro you definitely linking malware, I’m calling it,
He can keep napping in The Tops for now. Flipping my platinum chip between his fingers.
Thats a fallout reference right?
Ah, never played it, love the new vegas vibe though, with the really old walt disney and the robots
I'm commenting on how I plan on absolutely demolishing that moron into a fine powder when I find him
Had em all my life
my vision just got progressively worse over time
I’ve got stigmatism 😢
To take the amplified and the reversal, and create imagininary mass
20/20 used to be
Nine ropes
Imaginary isn’t an “imaginary” number it’s just a number in a different dimension than we understand
im going to sleep for like an hour i feel like shit rn
Is it daytime where you are? You talkin about a nap (at 9:18 for me)
no it's 22:18
You’re an hour LATER taking a nap?
i want to stay up
Opposite problem I want to go to bed
when i wake up it takes a few hours for me to do anything so i figure i stay up
🤨🤨🤨
Walt Disney?
Dang bro, the struggle is real
In the intro of fallout New Vegas, you're shot in the head by a man in a striped suit.
So y'know I'm gonna return the favor
Hi guys
A striped suit is pretty goofy
Ok yeah, white powder
morning
Morning... wait, isn't it like 5am there?
it is
i'm awake since 3 am
Damn... sounds like a coffee moment if anything
Did you get that nap?
machine should be heated by now
not yet unfortunately i tried to sleep and ended up going on my phone watching tiktok
Didn't have time to take a photo of today's coffee, cafe was just that busy
boutta head off to the restaurant though, maybe I'll make one there
Can’t sleep either lowkey prowling discord, I have tiktok blocked because I’m such a social media addict 😂
get a coffee
i end up spending 50% of my time in discord that i could otherwise be using studying
pretty much everyday at this point
since i don't have school
im still getting at least 1 htb academy module in daily though
I’m doing none, nor my anki flashcards, though to be fair I am working a temporary job rn fulltime,
the job i was doing was a waste of time tbh
i was a sales associate at a local hardware store
wasn't getting me anywhere
i just needed something to put on my resume tbh
Yeah, I’ve been working since 2022 and haven’t really accomplished anything, (except that I did get a bookkeeper position through a conmection and that looks good on resumes)
but I might get my first IT job soon, if it goes through, I’m excited
Be careful its a dangerous slope to expensive coffee machines with custom group heads and having a vibrating distribution tool
tbh i'd apply to UPS rn if there weren't a hiring freeze
TBH most coffee dialing can be done just with the machine alone assuming it has a pressure gauge, you have a miligram weighing scale and anything with a timer
Its more beneficial than a bottomless filter and puck screen 
well, some early gaming
Bro’s self-emoting
True, that’s not the worst job, why aren’t you trying IT? Are you in a small town?
yeah im from a small town. i don't have any certs yet so i haven't applied to any IT jobs
idek if i need a cert for help desk
i haven't done any research
I’m goimg for PC repair first, an e Recycling place seems most likely
my thinking was i work in a UPS warehouse and move internally throughout the company
Hmm 🤔 not a bad idea, if you’re going to invest the time to do that you should look uo the company and find out how it actually feels to work there at your location
it probably sucks ass if i had to guess
but i feel that way about pretty much every job
😂😂
Bro I’m trying to achieve zen rn, 🙏 this job Imm working now is frustrating to the EXTREME
i want a job where i'm given tasks to do on a computer and left alone
idrk what it's like to work remote
It's all fun and games (literally) til the day of the deliverables deadline, then it's a time crunch. That might just be me, idk I used to freelance post production work.
My thing is I freaking hate working on a time schedule because I’m SO slow
if it were something it-related i would be on the grind fr
Have you considered: Caffeine? 
wait I dont have image perms
Still slow, but hyped
Just do all active easy boxes to get hacker rank.
Ah
I feel that, sometimes my brain is swimming in caffeine but my body didnt get the memo.
It’s not I’m not trying, it’s just my brain is so slow and I forget what I need so easily, and I leave things, low-key I think it’s a combination of I HATE construction and I just don’t have a good mind for that type of thing, I swear I’m not stupid though, I did really good in highschool
Well i said it was a bit sour, right?
so, i added 4 sec of preinfusin and extracted 50g aka lungo
and not sour anymore
What's total extraction time?
31 sec
How bout extraction pressure?
9 bar
Sounds perfect for a lunggo
it wasn't sour at all
i'll fine tune it later i guess
used oatly milk and created a cappuccino
I prefer faster shots at 20s
Depends on the bean
yeah
You guys are IN to this
Makes my beans bitter and less acidic
one day i'll take a barista course to learn more about it
coffee is important
I'll be a barista at the cafe I work at soon so gotta be into it
Maybe I should get into it too, the longer I drink coffee the less satisfied I am, it’s kinda an analogy for life eh?
grug put coffee pod in machine
grug press button
grug drink coffee
Grug say “ahh”
i bought a 1k machine lol
before i drank french press and stupid powder coffee

Thats 1K in euros btw 🤣
the most important is the grinder though
Are you consistently more happy with your coffee or do you just get used to it?
grinder was about 350 euro or so
bruh
well i have this setup since a month, but i'm really looking forward to improve, and i enjoy it a lot to find a good grind size and then finetune until the shot is not sour anymore
Hmm, so I’m not sure if that answers my question, will my coffee greed give me lasting results? Or will I sink back into the pit from which I came
@sturdy thistle try a turbo shot, if your beans are fine enough it shouldnt be sour no matter the roast.
Because it airates the grounds?
It cooks the coffee more for a more bitter than sour taste
Oh the water cooks it or are we talking pre roast?
It’s worth it 🙂
The water and pressure cooks it
and with a good steam wand, you can do a lot of receipies
You can do the same with a microwave and a good froth wand
Oh okay okay, I was wondering whether you meant you should grind and THEN roast, which was crazy of me to think I guess
bro, i'm trying to sell a machine
Maybe bro's onto something 👀
You know I have a weird liking for those powdered creamers, like the unflavored ones, I know prob cause cancer or some, and I normally don’t like processed type foods but-
I am cooking 🔥, the grounds
Personally I'm lucky I have work which lets me play with these toys:
you think you can ship some eq to me?
Zamn!!!
Don’t have to have image perms for that one, I’m sure you can imagine it
i forget therefore i think
Therefore I don't exist 
does it work?
Skeptical mode activated
Can it be decompressed afterwards? 🤔
Is it turbovibecoded?
Yes.
I am a US White House Russian hacker and I know it works.
Ah I see
bro is writing 70 lines of typescript
Aright
not even real sam altman scam people this much
tell your beloved trumpy to forget greenland

Aright get a therapist, javascript does this to people sometimes
lessons learned
I'm thinking about going to Oasis for therapy.
do whatever you want
therapy cant save you
Good luck
but please don't act as a super 1337 hacker
Yes sir.
seems like he's reporting it to white house oh oh
@ionic heron learn how to handle errors before you build a turbocompressor
This looks like from a sever I am banned from 
What is this bitchass try catch returning in a standalone script like that
Makes 0 sense
A static string
I just noticed the icon
That server is a mess
chatgpt destroyed the code
forget greenland, I want the world
@mystic harbor 
- 100TB -> KB
Blud is not slick
bro wrote irrecoverable compressor
That is the first thing I said
dr ddos will be proud
@mystic harbor is lucky I don’t have embed perms
@ionic heron you said 100TB to 350MB why is your AI writing comments about 100TB to 1KB
hallucinating 😄
I asked AI last but it said ~350MB but I think I can get it to KB.
Hahaha
Get it thiner than echoes hair
@mystic harbor be careful or ill send @proud tide after you
🔎
@scenic maple dont miss the circus du solei here 
its like the zip bomb thing
He is your personal pet?
Worse
Imagine the nights
Imagine the nights of @proud tide with ur mum
@scenic maple ping
Can unemployed get laid?
You will own nothing and be happy
yes
I’m lowkey scared for the future as an adult
Family....
can u stop trolling bro
its not funny
but you keep talking
as long as you don't try to sell weird "comnpression things"

Wdym by that😭
that was the other guy 
I need to find more metal. I'm getting sick of listening to the same bands
I have plans for a completely offline cryptocurrency but I need a collaboration.
Elena siegman
CryptoCash.
@scenic maple ban this bozo
It'll fail
Hmmm I'll look into it
I was thinking about setting up a VPs server for my obsidian files….. chat is that doing to much?
Bro recommended someone who makes soundtracks for games
Yep
I listent to that like 1-2h a week
It is good fr
youre unironically named Sam Altman
btw whats different in your plan than other cryptocurrencies?
Vro Blockchain?
What about that
Mick Gordon helped produce this album https://open.spotify.com/album/0e1WaSNDZnoPixaxDNdWo4?si=8OQYzGHgQ1KBjc3wQtVYBQ
There's also this song by gravemind that features him https://open.spotify.com/track/2DteqIOq5GD5w02sKQ8oKY?si=C-PROgC2QTutRlCi0VepEQ
You get out of discord lock ft in you're skipping school here skipped yesterday's hacking session with us to go to school tomorrow and today is tomorrow you lazy ass
Mick Gordan? The same guy who made Doom sound tracks? One of the greatest pieces of art to ever bless this earth and humanity?
Ya
I am doing the XSS thing
Just took a mild break to see things here
When I come back from work I want you to be an expert of xss
alright, ill do the advanced module on XSS too, fine?
Everything available
ill do the tier 3 module too
You better do it and not just yapping about what you'll do
I would send an emoji but dont wanna get banned
Same here
It doesn't need to ever connect to the internet to confirm transfers. It's cash bill is minted like USD and is protected by fabricated code.
so isnt it just physical currency like dollars?
This dude doesn't understand what crypto is
vro don't bother
whats "crypto" about it if its not online?
He barely has self consciousness
No. I spent like 2 years understanding how this shit worked back in high school 
Cryptography. It's a file we distribute as bills that can be counterfitted or copied.
Perfect
yes, the same can be done with dollars?
Whats exactly the difference between your idea and the pre-existing dollars?
Im not here to insult you, I just want to know your thought process and idea
But how are you going to keep track of every transaction without a chain existing out there.
It's not physical it's digital.
Bro "cryptography is a file" "is not physical is digital"
but you also said it doesnt need to connect to the internet
so how exactly is it digital?
You just said you're making it physical
.
I said using fabricated code.
lets not overwhelm or insult him
like a hash?
Codex.
Read his repo please
Vro Im done with this shit
elaborate a bit

Bros just spewing technical jargon at this point
Codex is an ai to vibecode
bruh its alright
let him speak
i just wanna hear him out
fabricated code 
@ionic heron explain to me in detail a bit about the "fabricated code"
"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."
- Linus Torvalds
"Code is cheap, yap about it"
- kratos of sparta
bro wouldnt let me hear him out
"Talk is cheap. Send patches"
- ffmpeg
I wanted to find a terry davis quote but almost all of them have a slur
send to my dm, i dont mind slurs
I like elephants and God likes elephants.
An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity.
I am king Terry the Terrible.
So, someone wanted to know what I use Ubuntu for. I use it to download WMware to run TempleOS. What do you use Internet Explorer for? For use Internet Explorer to download Firefox. There you have it.
I AM DEBUGGING MY FUCKING COMPILER IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A COMPILER IS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
Terry davis
Hey, I wanted to ask if the BrightTalk Meeting is Today or Monday in two weeks (February 4th). Because the banner and the time in BrightTalk don’t match up.
Huh?
I don’t know where else to ask there is a HackTheBox talk on BrightTalk today but they messed up the dates
One says today and the other says February 4th
I'm an ASU visiting student.
You were a h4x0r for Bidden or some shit 2 mintues ago
And russia
Build a turbocompressor from 100TB to 0kb via chatgpt
I would recommend start going to school from the beginning but is too late for you to go to kindergarten
Let him ask to chatgpt to confirm
@terse dirge i used to think asu was a good university
Chevelle low key kinda slaps
I should change my nickname to echoesofroastingbozos
I've never been to ASU so I can't comment
ASU looks like an indiana jones filming location
tha'ts just normal arizona bruh
idk never been to arizona
dont want to step on a cactus
oh wait actually I was there once, nvm
it's just every wild west movie you've ever seem but as a state
I used to think that was texas
@muted olive enjoying the free time or still studying for school?

