general

[supple plume]

I am introducing the flag in the academy

it doesnt work

is not skill issue

[naive leaf]

Planning for it this summer

[supple plume]

is this normal?

[sturdy thistle]

trailing space?

[vivid flower]

I'm going to do another round of applications after I finish crto

[naive leaf]

When saintcon and defcon happen

[molten bobcat]

Check for spaces at front or end

[feral jackal]

hey

[molten bobcat]

They hate trailing spaces

[supple plume]

Ill type it manually

[sturdy thistle]

typo?

[gray wraith]

Could be flag for a different task

[vivid flower]

Spectreops said theyd take me if i do crtl so im making that my goal

[feral jackal]

can you think about it again for me

[heavy oak]

I wanna hear about how that goes. That's on my cert journey as well

[vivid flower]

Imagine needing oscp crto and crtl just to get an entry level job, that is my reality as someone who couldnt finish college

[supple plume]

no, I tried copy pasting and manually writing the same text no typos

[sturdy thistle]

contact support

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[molten bobcat]

Ich liebe dich

[naive leaf]

Dude legit feels like I need the freaking moon to get a full job.

[feral jackal]

me too

💋 💕

[heavy oak]

It's not the education/certs, it's your network. I watched a man with NO technical background become the Director of Hardware Labs... anything is possible with the right network

[naive leaf]

Need degree, need to have publicly available contributions, need to have certifications.

[supple plume]

aaaaaaa

[vivid flower]

Theres not a lot of upward mobility in cyber. I keep finding senior pentesters on linkedin who only have oscp from 2017

[supple plume]

SUPPORT

[naive leaf]

I think the world just has an upward mobility problem in general

Everyone hates young people rn

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/teach-me-how-to-dougie-gif-1779801749333750049

[naive leaf]

It's present in china, US, and EU

[wanton dock]

https://academy.hackthebox.com/achievement/819276/145

[naive leaf]

So it's like a world problem

[wanton dock]

just finished server-side attacks

[feral jackal]

wow cool

[wanton dock]

ty

[feral jackal]

good job

[heavy oak]

I think the problem is that the older generations are feeling the economic squeeze so instead of retiring they're staying in office, in executive roles, in management, in government/state jobs and then they're telling the younger generations to 'TRY HARDER'

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/teach-me-how-to-dougie-gif-1779801749333750049

[heavy oak]

lulz

[naive leaf]

And it's like cool I have 4 years of appsec related experience, no debt in college, 8 years experience teaching programming, and no everyone wants the 10 year veteran.

[feral jackal]

sec

[naive leaf]

I can do the fricken work and can deliver

Just lemme do the work

"No"

[vivid flower]

Yeah damn that's wild you seem like you already have it going

And nobody is giving you interviews?

[rapid badger]

So they were busy working and didnt bother with certs ?

[feral jackal]

oh shit

[molten bobcat]

Real

[stable tiger]

ahem

Dorito president

[vivid flower]

Yeah lol

[supple plume]

RIDICULO

[naive leaf]

Redacted resume here

[molten bobcat]

I haven't done any studying or cert chasing in the past year until recently

[feral jackal]

you studied more than how long I have being in this world

[stable tiger]

Real

[molten bobcat]

Because I have a fuckin job

[civic lance]

@vivid flower have u heard what Jeff bezos recently said?

[molten bobcat]

And studying after work SUCKS

[vivid flower]

No what

[stable tiger]

how’d you even get into blue teaming without certs

[molten bobcat]

I don't WANT to study I want to PLAY VIDEO GAMES and EAT

[heavy oak]

Damn, yeah it's either your network or your neighborhood that needs to change. You got the skills, just need the right people to see it. You'll find the right role

[civic lance]

That owning a computer is inefficient, and that cloud gaming will be better

[vivid flower]

And youre scared to lose it i imagine

[feral jackal]

me too

[molten bobcat]

I have a few

[vivid flower]

Of course he said that

[stable tiger]

Ah figures

[molten bobcat]

I have the oscp

[civic lance]

They tryna make owning a pc difficult so they can make u pay a subscription just to stream games……

[vivid flower]

A lot of billionaires are going to collude to make computers prohibitively expensive in the next few years to promote SaaS

[civic lance]

Like that’s so fucking annoying

[naive leaf]

Part of me wants to just go to some city if I can find a job there like I'm willing to go anywhere for appsec work.

[heavy oak]

I see why you took a break

[molten bobcat]

Currently cybersecurity wise I have the Sec+, BTL1, OSCP, and I'm working towards the CDSA

[civic lance]

They already buying up all the GPU’s and CPU

[vivid flower]

Yep

[civic lance]

Now they wanna make it extremely difficult

[molten bobcat]

My other certs are in things like hardware repair or wireless tech so I don't count those often

[vivid flower]

It won't last forever , but I think there is going to be a dip of a couple years

[feral jackal]

i still have main

[molten bobcat]

I also have an associates degree

[civic lance]

Google tried to do it with their stadia product and it flopped hard

[vivid flower]

But now they get chip makers on board , then they can force it on everybody

[stable tiger]

Fr?

[civic lance]

Amzn tried to compete against steam and they failed miserably

[molten bobcat]

Yessir

[heavy oak]

Can I ask your official title?

[vivid flower]

I have oscp also

[molten bobcat]

Sure, Tier 2 Analyst

I analyze

[naive leaf]

Like at this point only thing left for me to do is go find bug bounty contributions and get the oscp and a HTB cert

[molten bobcat]

With like my eyes

[vivid flower]

C1oud you have btl1 but did you do btl2?

[feral jackal]

i have google helpdesk certificate

[naive leaf]

And write a blog

I don't know what else to do to make myself more competitive lol

Write a defcon talk

[molten bobcat]

Unfortunately the OSCP made me come to the conclusion that I just.. don't like pentesting

[supple plume]

I contacted support

[feral jackal]

i think you are a good person

[naive leaf]

I don't like black box pentesting, but I love white box pentesting

[naive leaf]

Appreciate that thank you

[molten bobcat]

I find a lot of joy in the investigative work that blue teaming entails

[vivid flower]

Ill let you take credit for one of my bounties if you let me use you as a reference

[heavy oak]

Nice, are you looking to continue with blue team or are you going to make the transition to red? Gotta put that OSCP to use

[molten bobcat]

Oh pfft hell no haha

I love blue teaming a lot

Feels like I've found something I'm good at

It reflects in the quality of my work

[naive leaf]

I appreciate the offer but I think taking credit for stuff I didn't do is a bit over my ethics line.

[vivid flower]

No worries

[feral jackal]

you can use me

[naive leaf]

If you'd like to collab on a bug bounty sometime this summer then perhaps that'd be the most honest way to go about that.

Then the reference would be actually legitimate and the findings would be legitimate

[vivid flower]

I am mostly doing red teaming focused stuff now bug bounty is in my past

[naive leaf]

That's fair.
I do wanna also do red team in the long run down the line

[vivid flower]

I made the news cycle a few times so im happy

[molten bobcat]

Zard I am dinging u

[naive leaf]

Oh w

Accepted

[vivid flower]

U mad

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/teach-me-how-to-dougie-gif-1779801749333750049

[vivid flower]

Fr c1oud and i dont get along well

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/teach-me-how-to-dougie-gif-1779801749333750049

here

[signal mica]

Hahahha

[feral jackal]

i remember one time i was saying that the htb servers are really bad

[signal mica]

[vivid flower]

People used to dm me like asking me to advocate for them when c1oud was mod

[feral jackal]

then i asked for help in support they told me thanks for reaching to our amazing servers or something like that

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-gif-6639449054247309135

[vivid flower]

This guy really feels the need to like dm people i try to make friends with

He's really neurotic like that

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-gif-6639449054247309135

[vivid flower]

Im just here in the open so break yourself upon me @molten bobcat if you got something to say

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-futurama-scruffy-gif-20750885

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-child-tumblr-gif-26707599

go do your project

you

red @$$

hey echo

are you a female or a male

[signal mica]

Echo is fluid

[supple plume]

I am male but more

[feral jackal]

like how

https://tenor.com/view/ozge-gurel-bay-yanlis-ezgi-inal-counting-two-gif-17777385

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-male-gif-10102011

[feral jackal]

let me take a look at your github

[supple plume]

https://github.com/echoesofwhoami

[feral jackal]

why it's empty

[supple plume]

because I don't care about what others think about my github

[feral jackal]

i need a androRAT

give me

i am hungry

[supple plume]

my repos are private

[feral jackal]

maybe i still can see

[molten bobcat]

I got the cat

In my lap

And he is

Takin a nap

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/teach-me-how-to-dougie-gif-1779801749333750049

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/flamingo-albert-gif-5132144481751800826

hey echo

[maiden anvil]

aliens are real prove me wrong

[feral jackal]

are you alien?

[supple plume]

1 cubes...

[molten bobcat]

Critical bug

[maiden anvil]

not that Im aware of

[supple plume]

what happen

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/teddy-refridgerater-bob's-burgers-bob-christmas-in-a-car-gif-14894203488845378388

I look like this irl

[supple plume]

what ab7 you?

[feral jackal]

that's 0.10$

[feral jackal]

i can be both

which one do you like

[supple plume]

I like chocolate

[feral jackal]

i can also be

white one

or black

[naive leaf]

Cat

[supple plume]

@native plume look what they are saying about chocolates 🍫

[molten bobcat]

Doctah Peppah Babyyy it's good and niiiice

DOO DA DOO

[supple plume]

the most important question is: what is your daily driver?

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/good-oye-oye-dou-dou-cute-cat-funny-cat-gif-2273443150881237369

[supple plume]

[naive leaf]

Cuwubes

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/good-oye-oye-dou-dou-cute-cat-funny-cat-gif-2273443150881237369

[feral jackal]

whaat does that mean

[molten bobcat]

https://youtu.be/Wcua0DMG3mw?si=2pYzMbRFRdO1UR8V

[feral jackal]

SSD bro

[supple plume]

it means you use windows

[feral jackal]

no

LOL

[supple plume]

xd

[molten bobcat]

A girl named Romeo made a tiktok about singing a jingle for Dr pepper

[supple plume]

what is your OS is what it means

[molten bobcat]

And they used it and licensed her for it

[feral jackal]

my OS isss

[molten bobcat]

DR PEPPER BABAAAYY

[feral jackal]

the latest and greatest

kkaaaaallliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

LLINNUuuuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[supple plume]

really?

[feral jackal]

yes

[naive leaf]

Best soda

[supple plume]

like the one you use everyday is kali?

[naive leaf]

It's so funny how

Coke and pepsi

Spent all this money fighting

So dr pepper won

[feral jackal]

yes

[supple plume]

you're cooked xd

[feral jackal]

why

i use it inside qubes

[exotic pendant]

😄

[naive leaf]

Why would you daily drive kali

Instead of vm

[feral jackal]

why not

[molten bobcat]

It's good and nice, doo da doo

[feral jackal]

i want to be mr.robot

[turbid goblet]

bc it keeps me away from easy access of video games

[naive leaf]

You are connecting your host OS to a hacker infested server

[molten bobcat]

They changed this recently!

[supple plume]

WINDOWS SUBSYSTEM LINUX SUBSYSTEM WINDOWS

[civic lance]

YOOOOO

[naive leaf]

Wait what

[feral jackal]

what does that mean

[civic lance]

OPEN AI IS RAPIDLY LOSING MONEY

YESDDD

[molten bobcat]

Yeh people don't share hosts now on htb

[civic lance]

YESSSS

[supple plume]

heck yeah brother

[feral jackal]

what

[supple plume]

fuck that clankers

[supple plume]

it means windows running on top of linux running on top of windows

[winter tendon]

machines still not spawning? anyone experiencing the same issue on EU servers?

[feral jackal]

no

[naive leaf]

You have kali as host OS right? And then you use kali to do hacking, which involves throwing it on a network with htb machines and other hacker's machines.

[molten bobcat]

That part is still correct

[lapis apex]

You got no idea how bad it will be for everyone, we are in a 2008 moment, not smth to celebrate

[naive leaf]

Like every time you connect to HTB's network you're throwing your PC into an environment full of cyberweapons.

[feral jackal]

yes it't okay it's open source i trust the comunity

[molten bobcat]

Y'all on the same subnet

[feral jackal]

yes sometimes i sleep and i forget even to disconnect

[naive leaf]

Which means that like if your machine has vulns in it

[naive leaf]

Then you can be pwned

[civic lance]

Majority of the market shouldn’t been all in on AI

[naive leaf]

And that can come not just from like

[civic lance]

Ppl never learn

[naive leaf]

Random vulnerabilities

But also like

How you use the machine

[feral jackal]

i remember that i was learning command injection and i made a website that is vulnerable and keep it running

forget to close it

[naive leaf]

Like you open an http server on your machine in order to deliver a reverse shell and you throw open a directory that has the wrong stuff in it. Someone then yoinks data off your machine they shouldn't.

[feral jackal]

yeah

[lapis apex]

Its not people, its 20-30 billionaires commiting fraud throwing cash at each other thus increasing company evaluations with no factual revenue. Its fraud and common people will pay for reparations just like 2008

[naive leaf]

Right like people are too trusting of htbs network

[naive leaf]

Htb's network is filled with people learning cyberweapons

That's the point

Of htb

And you want to treat it with that kind of respect

[molten bobcat]

You should treat any foreign network as hostile

[naive leaf]

So use a VM

Pls

[supple plume]

I make some of them

[lapis apex]

I ran kali as daily driver in 2020 when people on htb was doing fuck all, nothing bad happened. Dont be a oussy

[civic lance]

The majority have the power to hold those very few billionaires accountable but never will🤷

[molten bobcat]

Begging the children to use protection lol

[feral jackal]

okay can you help me

[molten bobcat]

You're not even here to do anything

[lapis apex]

What?

[naive leaf]

Virtmanager

[molten bobcat]

So don't call other people a pussy when you don't have any intention of joining lmao

[civic lance]

Wdym?

[feral jackal]

no like

to be myfriend

[civic lance]

Oooh why did it get auto deleted

[naive leaf]

Nothing bad happens until something bad happens. You are in cyber. Your job is to manage risk. Everyone thinks oh it won't happen to me until it happens to them.

It would be stupid to think otherwise.

[molten bobcat]

People see a MF with a big shield and mock his lack of a sword

LMAOOO

[civic lance]

Oooh he got muted

[molten bobcat]

HE SAID A BANNED WORD AND AUTOBANNED

[civic lance]

???

What did he say?

[molten bobcat]

Hilarious

[supple plume]

heck yeah

[feral jackal]

who is that

[molten bobcat]

Oh he probably called me a slur

[civic lance]

Nooo he was talking to me

[molten bobcat]

Slurs will get you muted

[winter tendon]

dude are u smoking weed lol

[civic lance]

He said a slush

?

[molten bobcat]

I assume

[naive leaf]

No why

[feral jackal]

who is banned

[molten bobcat]

He's not wrong lol

[supple plume]

i know a bunch of words

that muted me

[feral jackal]

do you

[civic lance]

No he sent a message saying something about billionaires and got auto muted

[naive leaf]

I don't smoke. I'm completely clean.

[feral jackal]

like what

[naive leaf]

Haven't even had alcohol

In my life

[molten bobcat]

Oh his message probably contained a banned word

[supple plume]

yeah let me type them here

[civic lance]

Probably a very political word

[feral jackal]

oh me too just yesterday

[feral jackal]

yes please

[vivid flower]

You can get muted for a lot of words that arent slurs

[heady sage]

Why is it that when I see you here cloud you’re always in an argument with some numbskull or Tyc.

[molten bobcat]

Speaking from former moderator perspective I hate to tell you this but it's likely a slur

[naive leaf]

I mean ngl man was funny with his argument.
"Don't worry about it because nothing bad happened to me don't be a pansy" XD

[vivid flower]

Im kinda pissed rn he just dmed someone to talk shit about me when i was trying to network

[feral jackal]

hey

[molten bobcat]

He called someone a pussy because they weren't running Kali bare metal lmao

[feral jackal]

is it allowed to say darkweb

heheheheh

[naive leaf]

Yes

[feral jackal]

not banned

[naive leaf]

Just raw dog your compromised network you'll be fine

[supple plume]

saying it that way makes it funnier

[heady sage]

Kali isn’t built to be a daily driver

[molten bobcat]

It sure isn't lmao

[feral jackal]

it is

[molten bobcat]

I use my vms to screw with malicious samples I absolutely do not want that shit on my host

[naive leaf]

Malware is so fun

[feral jackal]

kali is the GOD

[civic lance]

Malware analysis?

[supple plume]

you mean Arch linux

[naive leaf]

If I felt like I had a chance in reverse engineering then I'd do it

[molten bobcat]

[naive leaf]

But man

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-at-camera-big-eyes-staring-at-camera-mr-robot-stare-at-camera-chubzz-signature-gif-3243951156414446658

[naive leaf]

Rev is

Ow

And I've done enough of it to know it's not my thing

[feral jackal]

nah that's for gays

hyperland is shitttt

[supple plume]

sure

[heady sage]

Hmm I’ve seen this before

[feral jackal]

so you are a gay

[molten bobcat]

In my restless dreams, I see that town

[supple plume]

I will take your opinion in consideration once you reach 1% of my knowledge

[heady sage]

No but I know someone here who is 🎶

[molten bobcat]

Me at the home depot

[feral jackal]

well ask me something

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-more-than-you-i-know-you-smarter-smarty-pants-glaring-gif-15654642

[feral jackal]

let's see

[naive leaf]

whoami | bash

[feral jackal]

error

[supple plume]

there is nothing you know that I need to learn

[naive leaf]

Not necessarily :P.

[feral jackal]

i mean ask me something

[feral jackal]

oh you right

[supple plume]

I digress

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-robot-gif-5733980

[molten bobcat]

New waves of clickfix today it seems

[feral jackal]

can I throw my IP

[feral jackal]

what will happen

[heady sage]

Ever run into a click once?

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/send-me-location-khabib-khabib-nurmagomedov-gif-6444778612016666557

[molten bobcat]

I just need a popup to show up when user presses Win+R that says "hey, this is the current contents of your clipboard. Are you sure you want to run this?"

I know it will stop no one

[heady sage]

Users are stupid Cloud

[molten bobcat]

I know

And I can't shake the stupid out of someone no matter how fucking hard I shake

[feral jackal]

shake it shake it

https://tenor.com/view/bobs-burgers-tina-belcher-dance-dancing-shake-gif-16188945042388446369

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/edna-mode-newspaper-incredibles-gif-13839758

[heavy oak]

Can't beat the ugly off of them either. It just gets worse

[feral jackal]

hey

echo

let's play chess

[signal mica]

Cigarettes are the best

[feral jackal]

they are not

[molten bobcat]

Azo please

[signal mica]

C1oud tilted, daily task done ✅

[supple plume]

I have not smoked this year stf

[molten bobcat]

Lmao

Froj beat you to it

[signal mica]

Damn

[signal mica]

You dont smoke

[molten bobcat]

It's my friends goal every day to find out how to tilt me

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-frog-fist-gif-11650164

[signal mica]

Jojo reference in general?

[supple plume]

I get very addicted and quit every 2 months or so

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-robot-control-is-an-illusion-rami-malek-gif-17533567

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-yes-i-am-gif-4799231

[signal mica]

Please stop sending ts you dont have embed perms

[feral jackal]

i will hack something then i will be in the tv then everyone will know that i learn from htb then they will make more money

[feral jackal]

i will

[wanton dock]

i would endure 100 degrees farhenheit if the lowest iq in the server were room temperature, more tolerable

[supple plume]

this reminds me

[molten bobcat]

Real

[feral jackal]

of what

[supple plume]

when sometimes people say something fucking ass backwards stupid and I think, oh they are probably a 7yo baby and then after they say I just graduated I'm 24 or some shit

[undone fossil]

mfw

[supple plume]

type shit

[molten bobcat]

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt

[signal mica]

Tip sranja

[feral jackal]

ha

[undone fossil]

i just join general to witness 5-10 people try and converse with a combined iq too young to retire

[signal mica]

Wastes the whole afternoon fucking with geth

[undone fossil]

myself included

[signal mica]

Technology sucs

[supple plume]

who is geth

[molten bobcat]

I have dishes to do

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-robot-elliot-alderson-computer-train-gif-26525865

[signal mica]

Wish the answer was a shawty

[feral jackal]

u wanna play chess

[molten bobcat]

Don't bother I asked and the fuck sent me a json body

[signal mica]

Its just a blockchain thing

[supple plume]

I have x4 your elo

fishing in a barrel type shit

[feral jackal]

yyou don't

[signal mica]

geth.ethereum.org

[supple plume]

sure dont

[molten bobcat]

Ah

[supple plume]

whats your elo

[feral jackal]

come in

[signal mica]

Whoop his ass ekkoz

[supple plume]

just say

[feral jackal]

1500

[molten bobcat]

I don't play competitively

[supple plume]

I'm 1800 anyway

[signal mica]

C1oud goes -9 and says haha for fun

[feral jackal]

are you gonna play like a alpha man?

[supple plume]

I have no time for you

[feral jackal]

yes yes I bilive you

yes yes alpha man

[supple plume]

in the time you yapped here calling people gay for being cooler than you I almost completed a module

[molten bobcat]

Look when the endgame resolves to a chess puzzle I've seen before

[feral jackal]

i alrady completed this onw btw

good luck

[signal mica]

Goooo hack sm

[feral jackal]

i did

[signal mica]

🚬 🚬 🚬

[molten bobcat]

I have real shit to do

Like my dishes

😭

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-faith-garcia-father-garcia-goodbye-chat-gif-8059367273736390362

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughing-mr-robot-gif-12249766

[signal mica]

@warm pine whatsup shawty?

[wanton dock]

5:15 pm

[molten bobcat]

That says 5:14

[wanton dock]

oops

[molten bobcat]

Oddly enough yes

This IS the mistake that ends up killing you

[wanton dock]

LOL

[molten bobcat]

I promise if there's an afterlife

I'd make the funniest grim reaper

"oh dude, you're not gonna BELIEVE it

But you're very, very dead rn

[supple plume]

Target(s) are spawning...

[molten bobcat]

That killed you all the way to death

[feral jackal]

Hey echo

What company you work for

[graceful pendant]

I told you to go to bed last night at a reasonable hour

And then proceeded to stay up shitposting until 7 am

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-gif-5746144245878356594

[feral jackal]

Hey echo

I can give you a free pentest

[supple plume]

how

[feral jackal]

Like

Using my laattesssstttt

And greaaattteeesssttttt

Kaaalliiiiiiiii

Linux

[supple plume]

[feral jackal]

Do u want ot

Yes or no

[supple plume]

only if you uninstall kali

[feral jackal]

I can't

It is in my BOIS now

[supple plume]

skill issue

[feral jackal]

Yeah

U cute arch

And hypeland

So cuteee

[supple plume]

[feral jackal]

Let me guess

You have a femboy in ur wallpaper

[supple plume]

almost, I have your mother

vro how much roasted you want to get

[feral jackal]

I don't have one.

[supple plume]

use your time better

[feral jackal]

Can you be my mommy?

[supple plume]

I need someone to take over this convo

[graceful pendant]

There’s been a lot of weirdos in this chat recently

[feral jackal]

Yes I can spend it in your DM if u want

[feral jackal]

Convo? You mean gaannnddooooo

[feral jackal]

I agree

[vivid flower]

I need an adult

[wanton dock]

im bouta complete 2 academy modules in 1 day

once im done with web pentester im gonna see if i can get a cert

CPTS i think

[supple plume]

wrong place

[feral jackal]

Yes?

[molten bobcat]

Nice!

Make sure to take breaks

To rest the brain

[wanton dock]

yeah ive been finally able to focus don't wanna drain myself again

[molten bobcat]

I'm glad dude!

[wanton dock]

had a decent day so far

[vivid flower]

Pomodoro method

[wanton dock]

had a friend who made an app for this

i'll try to find it 1 second

[feral jackal]

What do u mean

[feral jackal]

Oh cool

[molten bobcat]

I'm gonna find time in my schedule to set the date for my CDSA exam

[vivid flower]

I do 2 hr blocks of deep focus and 20-30 min breaks

[wanton dock]

he made this: https://www.reddit.com/r/GetStudying/comments/13g1wcx/i_made_a_website_to_do_the_pomodoro_technique/

[vivid flower]

Usually i can do 3-4 in a day

[wanton dock]

pomofriend

[vivid flower]

I use a flipper zero app

Or just do 2 hr blocks its not hard to plan for that

[molten bobcat]

Wanna hear what I use for studying white noise?

[wanton dock]

yeah

ive been listening to music i enjoy but im open to white noise too, would be nice to play something on my speakers

i don't play emoplugg outside of my headphones/earbuds cuz my parents would prolly question me

[feral jackal]

What

[wanton dock]

wdym what

[feral jackal]

What your parents are going to do?

[wanton dock]

nothing it would just make being around them uncomfortable

[frozen zinc]

Do you know about this? Is made by the same people who made the flipper
https://busy.bar/

[feral jackal]

They are uncomfortable?

[wanton dock]

my parents are ultra conservative so they don't really approve of things that'd generally be fine

[molten bobcat]

I.. kinda like this a lot

[feral jackal]

Oh I see

[vivid flower]

Cool project

[feral jackal]

Me too

[frozen zinc]

is super cool

A bit expensive but def cool

[molten bobcat]

Okay this is the funniest shit

[feral jackal]

I made my own flipper

[molten bobcat]

Bro hit the FUCK OFF BUTTON

[frozen zinc]

yes and is fully opensource

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/teach-me-how-to-dougie-gif-1779801749333750049

Yeaaahhh I like open

Source

[frozen zinc]

I love the mini jammer feature

[feral jackal]

Ooohhhh

Mini jammer

Like Bluetooth

Jammer

[molten bobcat]

Hey be advised

Jamming is a felony

You could seriously screw up someone's medical implants

[feral jackal]

What is a felony

[frozen zinc]

is not really a jammer but my english is poor sometimes

[molten bobcat]

Oh okie

[frozen zinc]

Just block notifications xD

[molten bobcat]

Ahhh gotcha

[feral jackal]

Woooowwww

https://tenor.com/view/bobs-burgers-tina-belcher-dance-dancing-shake-gif-16188945042388446369

[molten bobcat]

Things get lost in translation sometimes it's fine

[frozen zinc]

scroll down you can even connect it to the router and get traffic metrics

[feral jackal]

Ooohhhh

[frozen zinc]

Im way too metaphoric

[wanton dock]

lmao a fucking jammer for other everyone's devices inside of the productivity bar. "i don't want to be looking at whatever you're doing on your phone"

[feral jackal]

Like using adapter

[frozen zinc]

is full opensource like the amount of crazy stuff that can do are crazy, it also lock your door if you have a smart lock

[wanton dock]

thats funny

locking down all my shit in the name of productivity

[feral jackal]

Wooooowwwww

[lavish crypt]

Hi guys👋

[feral jackal]

Hi cute

[vivid flower]

Pretty much lol its a great social tool to banish unwanted interactions

[wanton dock]

LOL

[lavish crypt]

I am 3 days old

[feral jackal]

What

[vivid flower]

I am in my deep focus space, I am very professional

[feral jackal]

U jealous?

[wanton dock]

no bro

[lavish crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/posted-up-baby-niche-67-six-seven-baby-giraffes-gif-16010540863875585039

[feral jackal]

What

[chrome tree]

Your head must be full of dunion rings if your brain is that cooked

[heavy oak]

That beard looks like pubes

[wanton dock]

😂

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/teach-me-how-to-dougie-gif-1779801749333750049

[lavish crypt]

Tenor gifs dont work here, kinda sad😢

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[feral jackal]

What do u mean

[frozen zinc]

Very professional lol

[vivid flower]

Its kinda overengineered

Would potentially be kinda neat to use in an office

[frozen zinc]

Is perfect for a office/studio to record music do radio and stuff

like the limit is your creativity

[molten bobcat]

Ah dude if it could be a tiny radio

[vivid flower]

I like that you can operate other smart stuff from it

[molten bobcat]

That would be baller

[vivid flower]

I would be glad to see smart operation move away from phones

[frozen zinc]

maybe?

[vivid flower]

At least for simple things

[frozen zinc]

It has USB and an open api

[vivid flower]

I think it's missing an intercom feature , though

[frozen zinc]

maybe you can hook up a radio module

[vivid flower]

It could be cool to have on your desk

I want a little download monitor thing to tell me when my torrents are done

[supple plume]

last 2 questions ...

[frozen zinc]

I hope to have a reason to justify buying it one day lol

[molten bobcat]

Who needs REASONS

[feral jackal]

I hope if I have someone in my desk

[frozen zinc]

I live by strong rules

[vivid flower]

Yeah, it's hard to justify, but it is neat.It tickles my autism

[molten bobcat]

I have too many little gadgets already

[feral jackal]

I have esp32

[vivid flower]

I kind of want to sell my bash bunny Does anybody wanna buy it

[frozen zinc]

it has even an HTTP api usb virtua lan...

[molten bobcat]

I have a working PlayStation 2 😄

[feral jackal]

And raspberry

also a flipper

[vivid flower]

Based

[feral jackal]

Also

A duck USB

Alsoooo

[civic lance]

No one told me hack the box have a TikTok account and post content on there😭

[frozen zinc]

mmm

[vivid flower]

I still have my hacked ps3

[feral jackal]

Yes and there is a women there

[frozen zinc]

I would probably buy it but you are in the states

[feral jackal]

She looks good

[vivid flower]

apparently usb rubber duckies are up in value too a lot of hak5 gear appreciated in value

[feral jackal]

I have a lot of tools

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-honey-eating-gif-25336805

[frozen zinc]

I think if everyone could use embedded link the % of cheater would go down....

[graceful pendant]

You are what you eat

[supple plume]

lets go

[winter tendon]

if only the god damned machines could spawn

[supple plume]

took me 2hours

[winter tendon]

same issue with tryhackme lol the internal machines are so buggy

[molten bobcat]

Nice work dude!

[winter tendon]

cant connect to either

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/izero-two-gif-5618843820827803421

[supple plume]

meanwhile you keep trying to spawn this shit

xd

[feral jackal]

Ha what

English please

[supple plume]

grow up

[feral jackal]

Okay mommy

[supple plume]

good night chat

[feral jackal]

Good night mommy

[feral jackal]

Enjoooyyyyy

[ornate wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jammed-signal-spaceballs

[frozen zinc]

There is an user in this server trying to romance scam me lol

[tight path]

you never know, enemies to lovers happens all the time in books

[frozen zinc]

Im not poly amorous

[signal mica]

Same

[supple plume]

How do you say to 3 women having a party to stfu

[frozen zinc]

I mean Im assuming is a romance scam just bcs she is hot

[supple plume]

Just how

[frozen zinc]

Put music loud that will make them feel embarrassed

or any sound really

....

[supple plume]

The thing is if I do that I will be the one reported to the police

I am paying yo be in this appartment

[signal mica]

I see this is a regular issue

[supple plume]

Disgusting issue

[frozen zinc]

join them

[supple plume]

I will move in 3 days

[supple plume]

I don't like them anymore

[signal mica]

Lowkey i would join them without a shirt

[supple plume]

I have developed a nasty feeling of wanting them to be incinerated

Zaplap shut up

[frozen zinc]

I guess you have to wait three days and pull a Jesus

[supple plume]

You stfu

I said that to you the other day in dm

Shhhh

[frozen zinc]

Do you have a flipper zero?

[supple plume]

I don't have that

Vro you are a bad word

[wooden dust]

If a noobie hacker start learning bug bounty today and each day learning 2hr how long would he took to be good at bug bounty.

[frozen zinc]

Can you politely talk to them? or they give a fuck bcs you are leaving in three days?

[lime trout]

english please

[supple plume]

Vro I roast you every time I speak to you even accidentally

[graceful pendant]

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2512.24880

[wooden dust]

[regal tinsel]

Keep it English.
Unless otherwise dictated by the channel, please keep all communication in English.

reported

[graceful pendant]

Holy Chinese ai math

[supple plume]

So jusy by saying mods they get spawned or what

[lime trout]

There did used to be a channel or two for other languages, but those have been removed

[molten bobcat]

No arguing

[frozen zinc]

@humble oxide is spamming people btw

[molten bobcat]

Friendship only

[wooden dust]

hsilgnE oN eM

[molten bobcat]

Or I will annihilate both of you

[supple plume]

AQUI SE HABLA INGLÉS

[signal mica]

Lets escalate it further

[lime trout]

OF spam?

/ something of that sort

[molten bobcat]

SENTARSE

Oh okay based

[supple plume]

[supple plume]

SENTARSE 🍆

[frozen zinc]

just friend request so far, I asked her what is the deal but is not answering yet

[molten bobcat]

Nice

[graceful pendant]

Muy mal

[lime trout]

need username/id

[graceful pendant]

Esa Sandra spameando

[supple plume]

Esa es una perra

[lime trout]

is it @warm pine
?

[frozen zinc]

Apparently is happening to more people

[west lynx]

peterson211 got the boot!

[signal mica]

@warm pine show me

[frozen zinc]

no is @humble oxide

[supple plume]

That is so cool

[west lynx]

sandramorgan0308 got the boot!

[signal mica]

Great emma banned my digital gf

[graceful pendant]

Totally real person btw

[supple plume]

TAKE THE BOOT 👢 🍑

[frozen zinc]

thanks

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-forever-alone-cry-gif-13238608

[feral jackal]

Hi

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-alert-gif-14317033356293330298

[feral jackal]

Can I join the group

[graceful pendant]

Guys showering is for posers don’t do it

[supple plume]

Mine?

[feral jackal]

The secret one

[supple plume]

There is a lot of requirements

[graceful pendant]

Do you know the password ?

[supple plume]

This guy doesnt meet any he doesnt even know it exists

[signal mica]

Aggro

[feral jackal]

Fuxk

[graceful pendant]

Explain what this means

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2512.24880

The implications of this research paper

[signal mica]

Malware

[feral jackal]

Okay let me read it

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-anime-laugth-gif-26762626

[graceful pendant]

I already had it

I’m china

It’s me I’m china

[supple plume]

Hi 🇨🇳

[graceful pendant]

Found an integer overflow in an OSX kext last night

But it’s a local only integer overflow so it’s not reportable they will laugh in my face

[feral jackal]

I don't care

[signal mica]

🦆

[supple plume]

Sure you would need to understand first

[graceful pendant]

No special group for you

[feral jackal]

You have to do better to impress me

I have my own group btw

[graceful pendant]

Aren’t you supposed to be reading research paper ???

I gave you homework

[signal mica]

Love him

[graceful pendant]

Rare skin ???

[feral jackal]

I did and not interested

[signal mica]

⚔️

[supple plume]

They move the neck so crazy to calculate a 30cm jump like sick stuff check all the anlges possible before a risky jump 🤏

[exotic pendant]

[feral jackal]

You are @$$

[graceful pendant]

You got me

[supple plume]

Vro you need to live 7 lifetimes to reach adulthood

[graceful pendant]

You should @ serious rule break

That’s my alt

[feral jackal]

What

[graceful pendant]

I’m crying irl

[feral jackal]

Don't

Sorry

[graceful pendant]

I’m not @$$ take it back

[feral jackal]

I didn't mean

[graceful pendant]

@ serious rule break you won’t

[feral jackal]

You are not @$$

What

[supple plume]

I just want to sleep

[feral jackal]

With who

[tough oyster]

I banned the user last night

but still pulling this shit smh

[supple plume]

Mods are here remove the gooner emojies

[feral jackal]

What if they like it

[supple plume]

Cant believe it

These women stfuped

[feral jackal]

Everything is possible

[frozen zinc]

the power of manifestation

[craggy hollow]

hi, how can i join the htb event meetup Thessaloniki CTF? it asks for a an input key

[supple plume]

Input

[feral jackal]

Hey echo

[feral jackal]

Again?

[graceful pendant]

Alexa, play GG Allin, volume 10

[feral jackal]

I like SuperNuts

[craggy hollow]

vlakes

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/teach-me-how-to-dougie-gif-1779801749333750049

[worthy cargo]

https://hackingpassion.com/cracking-windows-domain-admin-passwords-rainbow-tables/

[feral jackal]

Mommy finger mommy finger

Where are you

[supple plume]

Mods review this

[graceful pendant]

Ntlm has always been cringe

[idle belfry]

I need a hacker

[frozen zinc]

I think I did a box once that required cracking a NTLMv1 hash no? I havent done much window boxes, mostly linux... Maybe im hallucinating

[feral jackal]

What

[worthy cargo]

Baby wants to hold his mommys finger?

[idle belfry]

Dm me

[feral jackal]

Yes?

[feral jackal]

Yes I do

[idle belfry]

I need someone to hack in 99 nights for me

[tough oyster]

wtf?

[regal tinsel]

smoking shit that makes faceid stop working

thats my opsec

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-owl-exterminator-gif-15186027

[supple plume]

We need more mods

[frozen zinc]

no

[worthy cargo]

My head hurts.

[supple plume]

I need to be a mod

[worthy cargo]

Fucking headache

[idle belfry]

CN ANY ON HELP

[frozen zinc]

NO

[graceful pendant]

WTF is 99 nights

[worthy cargo]

This is not a hacker-for-hire server. Go away

[supple plume]

Yes, here look

[idle belfry]

Rvlx

[tough oyster]

wtf is ya issue?

[idle belfry]

You got rblx hacks

[supple plume]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=therapist

[feral jackal]

Daddy finger daddy finger

Where are you

[frozen zinc]

LOL

[supple plume]

I would

[worthy cargo]

Freddy Got Fingered! Great movie

[tough oyster]

no. this isn't the server mate.

[supple plume]

Say the name of the game

[feral jackal]

Yes

[worthy cargo]

dare I ask, what the fudge is rblx?

[supple plume]

Just to be sure

[frozen zinc]

ask for clumsy lol

[graceful pendant]

I got them but it’s gonna cost you

[feral jackal]

Daddy sharrrkkkkk

[supple plume]

What is exactly rblx

[frozen zinc]

that game for degenerated

[graceful pendant]

Go find moms credit card

[supple plume]

Oh already banned

Well

[worthy cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-shark-fish-swim-gif-12340713

[tough oyster]

Nah, he left the server

[supple plume]

Hmmm

Turn me into a mod I would have been quicker

[worthy cargo]

when I close my eyes, they burn.

WTF

[graceful pendant]

That person was maximum 12 years old

[worthy cargo]

I think I'm getting sick

headaches, body aches

[supple plume]

You would be surprised

[worthy cargo]

come on body, quit getting sick

[supple plume]

Vro take some painkillers

[frozen zinc]

are you hydrated?

[worthy cargo]

Yes, hydrated well

[feral jackal]

Mmooommmyyy ahaaerrrkkkk

[worthy cargo]

I took ibuprofen and tylenol

[feral jackal]

Dododododododo

Mmoomyy sharrkk

[frozen zinc]

get some vitamins also and minerals

[worthy cargo]

ok

good idea

[graceful pendant]

Vitamin C

[worthy cargo]

if i can make myself get up that is

[graceful pendant]

High dose

Zinc

Eat a garlic

Like a pill

[worthy cargo]

ew garlic

[frozen zinc]

salt honey and lemon with water

[feral jackal]

3 little monkies jumping on the bed

[worthy cargo]

monkeys*

[graceful pendant]

Drink water n sleep

[worthy cargo]

with a y

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/little-baby-bump-ouch-funny-gif-12298207

[worthy cargo]

embed fail

ahahaha

[frozen zinc]

I actually do that and is amazing

[graceful pendant]

It works

[frozen zinc]

if you swallow it if fine

just dont bite it xD

[worthy cargo]

lol

[graceful pendant]

Garlic anti biotic

[frozen zinc]

tumeric is also really good

[graceful pendant]

You can cut it up smaller

[graceful pendant]

Tumeric ginger cayenne pepper

Black pepper corns

[frozen zinc]

yeah and cinnamon

[feral jackal]

Let's keep it sfw

[graceful pendant]

Honey

[supple plume]

@feral jackal you need professional help

[frozen zinc]

I like to experiment doing my potions xD

[supple plume]

75th embed fails

[worthy cargo]

We got Professor Snape in the house

Potions master

[graceful pendant]

I miss omster

[feral jackal]

Sorry it is my first DDos

[graceful pendant]

Where’s omster

[supple plume]

Left

[feral jackal]

I will do better next time

[worthy cargo]

ddos. direct disk operating system

[graceful pendant]

[frozen zinc]

bro... If i tell you...

the amount of stuff I have mix coffee with

[supple plume]

Direct Dick Operating Sister

[graceful pendant]

Cat piss

[worthy cargo]

i dont even drink tea or coffee

no caffeine for me

[frozen zinc]

I was yesterday designing more potions with matcha bcs i want to quit coffee

it get crazy

[worthy cargo]

I don't do drugs!

caffeine is an addictive drug

[feral jackal]

No

Do Dishes Or Suffer

[graceful pendant]

Ding dong oh shit

[feral jackal]

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed

[worthy cargo]

where did monkeys get a bed from?

you lie

https://tenor.com/view/white-russian-big-lebowski-doubliface-gif-18060190

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/musediet-spongebob-crazy-laugh-gif-14337867720066930731

Yes

I enjoy it

Every second of it

https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-crazy-family-guy-fou-gif-11775947423386520412

[worthy cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[rapid badger]

[worthy cargo]

Now I wanna listen to the baby shark song

baby shark do do do do do do

[feral jackal]

Is this kemjongon

[feral jackal]

Moomooyyy shaaserkk do do do do do

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/grabbing-grab-gif-25047270

[worthy cargo]

I wanna watch Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stoned

[feral jackal]

Daadddyyy shaarrkk do do do do do do

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dance-dance-dog-dog-dance-gif-8210878118751222541

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

[frozen zinc]

cringe

[feral jackal]

Ppiinnnkkkkkkffooonnnngggg

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-insane-asylum-rubber-room-snailpo-rosetoy-gif-16450185003739944321

I love the fbi

[gray wraith]

Lmfaoo

[feral jackal]

Federal Bureau of Incompetence

[rapid badger]

Female Body Inspector

[feral jackal]

Firewall Bypassed Instantly

[feral jackal]

You are @$$

[feral jackal]

I would like to help

[worthy cargo]

That is supposed to be English?

[frozen zinc]

"revenge on that hole"

That person is a honey pot...

[molten bobcat]

What the fuck lmao

[floral wasp]

Does HackTheBox Academy Student subscription no longer give access to HTB Labs retired boxes?

[worthy cargo]

Correct. They are 2 separate subscriptions

[floral wasp]

Ahh.. I see, thanks

[molten bobcat]

https://youtu.be/7IkskAAJ1rE?si=CuD1h_Q2Qzm8-xrU

[dusky jacinth]

Beyblade

Let it rip 🫦

[maiden anvil]

type shit

sorry for the quick reply that was just weird timing

😭 💀

[wanton dock]

🥱

almost time for sleep

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-smack-head-fall-over-gif-15860650

[vivid flower]

Save her

[wanton dock]

worth it

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-hello-hallo-hi-there-oh-well-gif-13727286

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-there-hello-sup-swag-gif-17997537889289813507

[nova marlin]

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[dusky jacinth]

It’s okay 🥹

Hi Joey

[wanton dock]

trap queen orchestral version goes so hard it finna make me cry

[warped plank]

G'day chat

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-hat-tip-thank-you-gif-27250758

[frozen patio]

thank you
this video has been very helpful

but sadly my sword is made of wood

[twin flame]

Hii

[vivid flower]

Cap