general

[proud moth]

it's not because you will have to pay an exit tax, and be resident in the second country

[fiery copper]

Nah, its what big corporations do

[muted olive]

work for a year in the US and go live in Iran

[fiery copper]

To avoid paying taxes

[muted olive]

or in Vietnam

[eternal mango]

Ok, then if you weren't expecting to evade tax taking it out from the country, fine

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-scoreboard-gif-14602694437700525215

[proud moth]

you can't evade taxes you will go to prison lmao

[bronze glen]

i mean technically you can just go there rn

[eternal mango]

Exactly

😄

[fiery copper]

Vietnam Meme

[bronze glen]

and be a multi-millionaire

[proud moth]

but this is not evasion it's just changing your tax residency to a lower one

[eternal mango]

aye

[bronze glen]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-name-gif-7051843788377934827

[fiery copper]

Actually it is tax evasion but its the good kind of tax evasion

[muted olive]

where?

[heady sage]

ippsec what do you think about tax evasion?

[bronze glen]

iran

[small pond]

Depending on where you live and how much money you're talking about. May have trouble getting that money to the country you move to. One of the reasons many governments dislike crypto.

[proud moth]

it's not because of the exit tax which you will need to pay when exiting the country

some countries have a 0% exit tax before you make half a million euros for instance

[eternal mango]

The UK is not one of those places 🤣

[bronze glen]

thier currency is like destroyed

[eternal mango]

But sure, different places, different rules

[gray wraith]

Put money in sp500 and chill. Eventually make highly positooned friends who manipulate the market to have an advantage and know when to call shots early before anything becomes official

[proud moth]

don't do this, the SP500 is a heavily biased index fund and doesn't perform as well as a balanced one

[fiery copper]

I could wipe my ass with their money

[scenic maple]

so much mone

[gray wraith]

Or they want you to think they dislike crypto

[rapid badger]

Wtf is an exit tax, just leave bruh

[heady sage]

Time to airdrop money into Iran

[wanton dock]

you are the goat i watch your videos youre like my dad almost

[static pasture]

For those of you that want some good financial advice, please go to https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets /s

[proud moth]

you will need to put money in a world index equity ETF

the sp500 is not a world index, it's a US index

[small pond]

just don't post anything questions about Gamestop there.

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-lets-goo-gif-11742735383203550293

[heady sage]

This is like telling to a gambling addict to go to an Indian Reservation to get clean.

[static pasture]

What about AMC?

[sturdy thistle]

Hey ipp

Hellow Falcon

[small pond]

I think thats only slightly better. 50/50 on ban

[sturdy thistle]

Hey @austere sinew

[proud moth]

omg ippsec is here, the legend ❤️

[bronze glen]

oh shit the goat's here

[proud moth]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153

[zealous charm]

chatgpt is my tax advisor

[heady sage]

oh great ippsec glazers

I guess that's my que to leave

[proud moth]

the only man on planet earth which 1000000% deserves it, bro is responsible for everything i know in hacking because of his youtube

[scenic maple]

he is good tho

[proud moth]

my tax advisor is a random dude from this german college, he is a genius in economics and taught me many things

he actually helped me to make some money lmao

even though not a lot because i can't really invest a lot (i'm still a bit broke)

[scenic maple]

the tax advisers we know and love

[austere sinew]

Hallo @sturdy thistle

[heady sage]

if you want to glaze him thats fine, but quit doing tricks on it. i wont deny HTB wouldnt be where it is without him. But a lot of the success of those videos was him being in the right place at the right time.

[wanton dock]

LOL

[sturdy thistle]

What’s your plan for today

[rapid badger]

[scenic maple]

[bronze glen]

[zealous charm]

[proud moth]

he makes absolutely fantastic content since years, what does "right place at the right time" mean?

[upbeat tangle]

I wanna glaze somebody too, who?

[small pond]

Valid, but HTB didn't allow videos when i started and there weren't relaly people doing CTF videos weekly. I pushed HTB to retire machines and create a schedule so I could do my videos 🙂

[bronze glen]

"luck" = opportunity + skill

[proud moth]

ippsec vidoes did more for the hacking community than all of the goddamn bullshit scammer certification providers this forsaken cursed planet has

[scenic maple]

but .. but may practical career ready professional cert.. ?

[upbeat tangle]

I love ippsec videos

[wanton dock]

damn flukeyy you got the hacker rank

congrats

[bronze glen]

ipp(considering you dominate the ctf algo) you think it's a valid content path to make videos on retire boxes?

[scenic maple]

congrats

[proud moth]

to me ippsec and 0xdf are straight up pillars of the learning resources

[eternal mango]

ippsec, all of the HTB team, every single one. It's been a massive group effort from everyone over the past nearly 9 years, if people wanna express their admiration, so what?

[upbeat tangle]

Tyvm

[small pond]

Yes - But make videos to help your understanding, don't do it for the views. I think you'll be much more consistent if you keep track on the additional things you learn because you are doing videos

[proud moth]

but of course i don't mean that the rest of the community is not worth of praise, HTB is maybe the only good way to learn hacking so there's that ::D

all the HTB community deserves it

[wanton dock]

ippsec inspired me to use the .rocks TLD

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/meoware-cat-funny-cat-funny-cat-dance-gif-18134384

[sturdy thistle]

Netprobe.rocks?

[heady sage]

I think that once OSI Labs launches, it'll be a great way to learn hacking

[wanton dock]

my domain is angst.rocks but i dont host anything on it at the moment, used to be my resume site

its just an nginx web server with nothing else

[upbeat tangle]

Netprobe.rocks sounds lit tho

[wanton dock]

take it i wont use it

[bronze glen]

interesting.

[scenic maple]

whats that

[proud moth]

rocks.rocks

[upbeat tangle]

Fakenicking is for 12 year olds

[proud moth]

a website about rocks.

[austere sinew]

Meowmaxxing

[proud moth]

curl http://rocks.rocks/diamond gives you a JSON file with diamond data in it

you can request any rock you like

[upbeat tangle]

Bday maxxing

[scenic maple]

unfunny

[zealous charm]

[sturdy thistle]

I als have malware.channel

[heady sage]

I have to tread lightly on criticism regarding content creators, mainly because there will be people who will defend their parasocial relationship with a creator.

[proud moth]

unemployed

[wanton dock]

damn the website looks good

[turbid steeple]

W

[eternal mango]

You're welcome to your opinion.. you're not gonna get slapped for having an opinion unless it's against the rules

[sturdy thistle]

It’s weird I have to redo it

[eternal mango]

What's up Vader

What's pissed you off

[scenic maple]

dang that was a low blow lmao

[eternal wing]

Hi everyone, when does season 10 start?

[scenic maple]

wish i didnt get laid off but life is like that sometimes

[upbeat tangle]

Were all gonna be unemployed soon anyway thanks to AI

[scenic maple]

cold world we live in

[small pond]

don't know off hand... I think we are doing 3 normal releases this year before it start. So my guess is 2 more regular releases

[proud moth]

but why would somebody do that? what about XCT's content for example, i believe everybody in the community recognizes he is basicaly a god what's wrong with that?

there are just some people that are pillars of the community and there's that

[eternal mango]

That was an honest question btw Vader, wasn't being sarky

[upbeat tangle]

Is he like the Ronaldo of cybersec?

[heady sage]

But those people are just that: people. They’re just regular guys who make content. There’s no need to parade them around like they’re gods gift to earth

[scenic maple]

more like messi

[proud moth]

they are absolutely not "regular guys"

[scenic maple]

maybe kaka

[eternal mango]

Ok, time to translate man pages to batman and eat Pizza

bbl

[heady sage]

I like hideo kojima, and I realize that his work is the work of a person rather than the work of a god.

[brittle quail]

why was i kicked

[proud moth]

i mean brotha of course i don't really think they are GODS or something lmao

[upbeat tangle]

I think its absolutely valid to praise sometimes people because sometimes they may have had a life changing impact on somebody

[proud moth]

but they are definitely special people

these people are so inspiring to me, i don't know, maybe not true for others but I think about people like OrangeTsai, ipp, xct and many others a lot

[heady sage]

I can’t call ippsec a sellout like Hammond, or an opportunist like Heath Addams. But I can call him just a dude who makes videos. Good videos I will admit, but just guys.

[wanton dock]

let's get something straight

ippsec is a god

thats the bottom line

[scenic maple]

i am not ippsec but yall are making it really weird now

[proud moth]

Okay, how about OrangeTsai, is he just a "dude who makes exploits"?

[meager kernel]

True

[eternal mango]

Welcome to general

[molten bobcat]

Yes most people on the internet are infact people and not divine

[zealous charm]

[wanton dock]

except ippsec

[fiery copper]

bro is selling squared rocks

[wanton dock]

he is divine

[brittle quail]

No one is a God*, besides God

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/see-nobody-cares-nobody-cares-nedry-jurassic-park-gif-15821616830035310692

[meager kernel]

Oh hey ipp

[upbeat tangle]

[wanton dock]

freedom of religion buddy

[zealous charm]

hackers will yap about anything to avoid actually hacking

[brittle quail]

both ways

[heady sage]

Can we stop idolizing these influencers. Become someone who you can idolize

[proud moth]

netprobe has an ippsec shrine somewhere in the basement

[brittle quail]

Yes

Darth vader speaks the truth

[proud moth]

not mutually exclusive

[meager kernel]

What if i follow paganism? What if i believe in multiple norse Gods or Greek Gods?

[fiery copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmjU-6tkEc8&list=RDhmjU-6tkEc8&start_radio=1

[austere sinew]

Jealousy is so ugly. “Right place at the right time” is pathetic, there are plenty of opportunities all over and this mindset is not just lazy it’s pathetic. If it was that simple you could have done it. He put in the hours, and tailored to an audience perfectly. Don’t insult others for getting praise from doing achievements you could never have done in your lifetime. Have you ever considered being less of an insufferably rude individual? It’s getting old.

[small pond]

Did you just call me not human? /s

[brittle quail]

I meant to say random humans arent Gods

[proud moth]

an influencer LMAO ippsec is an influencer now, ok sure 🤣

[scenic maple]

bro said start_radios=1

[brittle quail]

you can believe in anything you want

[fiery copper]

you werent called subhuman, you were called superhuman

so take it as a compliment ig

[molten bobcat]

Do you believe in life after love ❤️

[meager kernel]

Ik ik just kidding

[fiery copper]

love is a myth to sell marriages to dumb couples

[brittle quail]

Whats all the arguing about in the chat anyway

[molten bobcat]

Cope

[bronze glen]

i'm pretty sure @heady sage is just ragebaitin atp

[proud moth]

what about XCT videos vader, is he an influencer too? lmao

[bronze glen]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[meager kernel]

Someone praised Ippsec and someone else got triggered over it rather than just leaving chat

[small pond]

that was the joke haha he's been calling me a normal person, which i agree with... but then said ya'll can't become me, one of the other

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-yuta-rika-shut-up-gif-16887580328369797250

[brittle quail]

oh, odd

[fiery copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg&list=RD3mbBbFH9fAg&start_radio=1

[proud moth]

OrangeTsai has a great influencer blog so i've heard 😄

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

[meager kernel]

If youre triggered with "ippsec glazers", have you considered going offline for the moment?

[fiery copper]

so that means that the chat is filled with freaks and only you are the normal one

[bronze glen]

what is this

[brittle quail]

whoever Ippsec is, hes just the same as you, human

[wanton dock]

nope

hes more than that

[scenic maple]

any1 with this has too much aura

[proud moth]

what a nice influencer badge!

[fiery copper]

bro is a certified winner

[meager kernel]

Same as me as in he is human? Yes

Same as me in skill level? HELL NO

[brittle quail]

not even gonna reply lmaooo

[proud moth]

i bet if you are a great influencer you win that

[brittle quail]

yess

fr

[scenic maple]

i am dming this to orange rn as we speak

[austere sinew]

Nope, vader is a notoriously obnoxious person and normally I’d ignore it power to the block button but I hate it when people downplay the achievements of others

[fiery copper]

Terry A. Davis

[meager kernel]

@small pond how many years back you got into cybersec? Just curious

Have you been in the tech industry before that too?

[eternal mango]

Maybe can we just change the subject and tone it down?

No need to be assholes

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-pins-read-i-can't-read-bobby-hill-gif-14289141356498021536

[meager kernel]

I haven't seen @austere sinew angry in quite a while

[fiery copper]

some people love assholes tho

[bronze glen]

fair

[eternal mango]

LOL @ ChatGPT helping fix a demo script from Anthropic repo

[eternal mango]

And you.. you need to just chill winston

[fiery copper]

sadly no assholes here we need to be friendly here

[eternal mango]

lol

[fiery copper]

it was a pun

[scenic maple]

gpt has fallen now tho i only use it when i run out of claude and gemini

[proud moth]

Bach was just a dude who made songs, einstein also a normal dude who made theories

[eternal mango]

And "chill winston" is from a film

[scenic maple]

saltman is in trouble now

[fiery copper]

oh I was thinking about Winston Churchill

[scenic maple]

sam altman = s. altman = saltman

[austere sinew]

Someone was happy to see someone inspiring to them and vader decided to shit on them and said person inspiring to them, yeah that’ll make me mad

[eternal mango]

Aye I don't use it often, was just curious how it'd react to me asking it to solve a problem with a competitor lol

[fiery copper]

Saltmines

[fiery copper]

prolly didnt take his vitamin gummies

[scenic maple]

it refused to clean image when it found i out i used gemini to generate initial one 😔

[meager kernel]

Yea that was kinda shitty IMO
Could have just gone offline instead of saying "ippsec glazers, time to leave"

It almost seems like........
Intentional ragebait

[eternal mango]

Hah.. try this..

[small pond]

idk. I started video game and aol hacks when I was in middle school (2000). Had a tech blog in highschool. Sysadmin out of highschool, then developer, then devops and then to htb

[fiery copper]

I dunno who ippsec so I aint gonna glaze or roast

[heady sage]

That wasn’t my intention.

[eternal mango]

Will DM

[fiery copper]

Im too new to judge

[zealous charm]

Real, claude is king. It’s gotten me more bounties than any other model

[austere sinew]

Yeah pretty nasty, and then doubling down was crazy

[fiery copper]

/rank

[small pond]

So if you start from my Planet Sourcecode days (pre-github) ~26 years... Professional job this is my 20th year

[proud moth]

i mean you called a guy with 20 years of hacking experience an influencer, if that's not ragebait i don't know what it is lmao

[meager kernel]

Thats crazy
So thats like 26 years in the computer industry, how much time specifically it took you to become a good pentester though?

[wanton dock]

i need stem cells to regenerate my teeth can someone pay for my invisalign

i have a diastema that needs to be fixed

[meager kernel]

I remember ive seen your videos which are like 9 years old

[wanton dock]

from mewing

[fiery copper]

you aint got a low taper fade

[small pond]

I've never held a job as a full time pentester

[meager kernel]

So im assuming around 10 years of pentesting?

[fiery copper]

10.10.6.3

[meager kernel]

Oh so you've only like pentested on HTB machines?

[scenic maple]

technically it helped me too indirectly i should now go and say thank you 10 times

[fiery copper]

wassup evil paltaz

[meager kernel]

DUDE NGL I HAVE THIS LEARNT BY HEART

[zealous charm]

💯 that XSS was indeed found by claude with src code review haha. That’s one reason I targeted that app

[fiery copper]

@zealous charm dont say dumb stuff, you can become staff

[meager kernel]

I use ippsec's nmap command for every scan
Even for non-HTB stuff, when im pentesting for a bug bounty or some random website

[zealous charm]

I’m only here to say dumb stuff

[meager kernel]

You spoke something which would have been better left unsaid

[small pond]

When i was in Developer probably around 12 years ago... I had a job opportunity to be a caster in korea for GOMTV, I didn't like my job... Had a chance to be a security devops role but needed OSCP (2014 i think). My job offer for Korea expired in 30 days, so i quit my job gave myself 30 days to pass OSCP and did

That being said, I was into hacking as a hobby prior

[heady sage]

And for that I apologize

[small pond]

I've done a lot of contracting work in the "pentest" space but never full time

[wanton dock]

you guys remember that one green alien dancing

[scenic maple]

i have tried my part too sometimes i have found stuff but couldnt escalate but i think in due time
i havent pasted code to analyse yet tho
how do u know which ones will u paste

[eternal mango]

Right.. how much is this 800k context request gonna cost 🤣

[fiery copper]

so how was testing pens, did you check red pens, blue pens and such

[scenic maple]

php?

[small pond]

fountain

[small pond]

java

[fiery copper]

ooh the cool pen

[eternal mango]

Fancypants

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kbc-memes-7crore-meme-7crores-amitabh-bachchan-kbc-dhanrashi-gif-25613358

[karmic elk]

Is there any issue goin on with HTB active machines? they aren't starting

[meager kernel]

Did you start learning hacking like before HTB?

Before HTB existed, hacking was obviously a concept, but how did people learn then?

[zealous charm]

Yeah thus far it’s really only helpful for whitebox testing, which is rare in bug bounty. Blackbox it hasn’t found anything for me

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/raiken-cat-hang-die-bitya-gif-26309780

[small pond]

Reading, building doing it themselves.... IRC

[meager kernel]

Right now, HTB is considered like the gold standard of cybersec, with some other platforms coming close second

[proud moth]

what about the OSI labs tho??????? uh??? what bout those???

[small pond]

We migrated to dedicated instances everywhere. What issue are you seeing? Does it try to spawn? Does it get an error? HAve you tried to switch VPN Servers?

[meager kernel]

So there was actually no platform before HTB which taught hacking?

[eternal mango]

Same same

They make such a mess

[scenic maple]

can any1 tell me what the heck is osi labs

i googled didnt find anything

[eternal mango]

Also, hello fellow southpaw

[proud moth]

a place for true master hackers, not influencers like OrangeTsai, XCT and ippsec

[meager kernel]

Never heard of them ngl

[karmic elk]

i clicked the stat button but it's not starting. It loads and just closes

[small pond]

There were a bunch but nothing really like it -- HackThisSite, CTF365, VulnHub

[scenic maple]

link?

[eternal mango]

Remember Cyberarmy?

[heady sage]

Alright damn chill.

[eternal mango]

Zebulun

[meager kernel]

Ah i see

[sturdy thistle]

Ipp working in support

[small pond]

nope

[proud moth]

we got support ippsec before GTA VI

[eternal mango]

https://www.ca-zeb.com/

None of it really works any more, but they used to have some cool challenges to rank up in the forums etc

[meager kernel]

@small pond btw my very first day of my very first job starts tomorrow
I got into Jr Pentesting internship cause of a connection

Any advice you can give?

[heady sage]

Jesus, see what I meant by people getting mad? @eternal mango

[small pond]

Grats, just do your best and be curious

[sturdy thistle]

Congratulations

[heady sage]

Congratulations to you btw

[proud moth]

let's goooo

[scenic maple]

wait so how did ctf websites make money that long ago

[sturdy thistle]

Let me know how it was tomorrow

[meager kernel]

Thanks guys, kinda nervous

[karmic elk]

i have also switched vpn server. but it the machine isn't spawning

[sturdy thistle]

You can do it

[proud moth]

DM me for some pentesting advice if you want @meager kernel being doing it for 3.5 years now

[small pond]

Have you opened sa ticket with support? They are probably the best suited to help, if you tell me the machine I can try spawning it to see if there is an issue

[meager kernel]

Sent friend req

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[karmic elk]

nope

[eternal mango]

jfc xoom.com, totally forgot about that hosting provider from the 90s

[meager kernel]

Im not sure what to expect

[karmic elk]

how to do that?

[meager kernel]

Like im going completely blank

[proud moth]

it's the same as HTB but more regulated and annoying, a little more boring as well

[proud moth]

but when you find stuff in a real pentest it does feel amazing

[karmic elk]

got it

[meager kernel]

Yea thats true

[brittle quail]

what jobs allow you to do real penetration not just a test

[zealous charm]

TLS v1.0/1.1, missing HSTS headers, and outdated JS dependencies

[molten bobcat]

Define "real"

[meager kernel]

Ive done like one bug bounty on my college website, and it felt SO SATISFYING ISTG

[proud moth]

uhm...i guess a penetration tester job?

[brittle quail]

like ethical hacking

[molten bobcat]

That is what penetration testing is

[elder inlet]

Physical penetration tester, or locksmith

[proud moth]

I feel this in my heart

[elder inlet]

[meager kernel]

I was so happy i remember running around in my room

I told @eternal mango about it in chat and he scolded me over not taking permission and doing command execution 😭😭

[proud moth]

@zealous charm one time an outdated CKEditor JS dependency allowed me a full account takeover tho, so they are not all bad

[brittle quail]

oh okay

[heady sage]

Don’t worry he usually does the same to me

[worthy dove]

hi everyone, this is my first step to improve my skills with HTB

[wanton dock]

i need 30 days in dagestan chat

[meager kernel]

Haha his concern was right though
Luckily my college teacher is pretty chill and he praised me instead

[meager kernel]

Good luck

[proud moth]

oh boy college security is so so bad...

[small pond]

can you try switching regions? I think the region you are on has an issue.

[muted olive]

It was a lot worse yesterday at 11.5 million or something

[eternal mango]

I mean for good reason, was only trying to pepeprotec

[muted olive]

but yeah

[eternal mango]

But yeah, glad it worked out

[meager kernel]

Yea it was a pretty major vuln though

[proud moth]

nice nice

[bronze glen]

yea ik

[eternal mango]

dafuq... 800k tokens in, 300 out

Sure.. that seems legit

[sturdy thistle]

I see you’re on a mission

[zealous charm]

Most .edu or .gov bug bounty programs are ez mode hacking

[proud moth]

.edu is the worst of all IMO

they have no concept of security whatsoever

[wanton dock]

ive been trying DoD VDP and havent found anything so far im just ass right now

[karmic elk]

yeah i'm currently doing that now. i mainly just redownloaded the vpn. Now trying by switching regions

[molten bobcat]

They had internet infrastructure when Internet was in its infancy

At least for major colleges

[heady sage]

I found a few things intresting but nothing concrete

[rapid badger]

Thats the only way to get any decent result. As much context as you can shove for a small anwser

[eternal mango]

Not in this case

[zealous charm]

That program has been running for years, so lots of low hanging fruit will be picked clean. There are a few easy gov VDPs on bugcrowd you can check out too

[eternal mango]

I'm batching multiple documents with an Agent Skill defined for processing

so I messed something up

[proud moth]

the dutch gov scope is pretty good to train

[heady sage]

USDA is a good one @wanton dock

[meager kernel]

I can explain the vuln cause now its patched and im not under any NDA

So like my college website had 3 ports, DNS, HTTP and HTTPS

The HTTPS website is hosting an old outdated website which is no longer publicly available

The HTTP website is the main one
Https website had outdated dashboard, which allowed me to use a CVE to get credentials
Same credentials were used on the main on-production website

Got command execution on both of them

[proud moth]

you also get a t-shirt and a trophy for serious vulns

[wanton dock]

ill probably try that later, maybe sometime this month. i need to finish more academy modules

[brittle quail]

why is my kali linux not booting it says "CPU#0 stuck for 59s"

[karmic elk]

thanks it solved the issue.👍

[eternal mango]

Hmmmm weiiird... output from debug looks fine

[heady sage]

Best of luck to you

[wanton dock]

ty

[exotic pendant]

😄

[eternal mango]

Hey Frost 🍕

How you been

[exotic pendant]

o/ Been good. Dieting and working a lot

[proud moth]

FROSTO

[exotic pendant]

hbu

Haven't had much time to poke at stuff lately

[eternal mango]

Same.. kinda 🤣, but the dieting part is just because of being ill thanks to meds

[exotic pendant]

[eternal mango]

Thankfully seeing doctors tomorrow to change that

[meager kernel]

@exotic pendant hellooo

[heady sage]

Truth be told I do think I went too far with my comments @proud moth

[eternal mango]

..but hey, lost some weight

[exotic pendant]

Frosto getting back to being shredded for summer

[exotic pendant]

[exotic pendant]

sup sup

[meager kernel]

Hru

[exotic pendant]

Ready for the weekend

Trying to get the energy and finish stuffup and do some bugbounty

[meager kernel]

Good luck brotha

[proud moth]

yooo vader don't worry, i'm sorry as well if I was mean to you, keep the pwning going aighttt

i am so autistic goddamn, i get mad for stupid reasons

[zealous charm]

Got a target in mind? I’ve been looking at a desktop app for the last week and it’s been pretty fun

[exotic pendant]

I was just prob going to find more Windows bugs

Maybe another Hyper-v escape

[proud moth]

there's some truth to what you say btw @heady sage, one has to realize that with enough work you can get to the level of people you admire

[muted olive]

hello frosto

[proud moth]

and that the people you admire did the same things as you did after all, but longer and with more persistence

[exotic pendant]

sup sup

[muted olive]

any cool new bugs?

[heady sage]

You finally did it eh?

[exotic pendant]

Haven't had time to do much lately

[proud moth]

bro already hacked half the world at this point

[exotic pendant]

Just free swag from my Hyper-v and RDP escape

[heady sage]

Not bad

[muted olive]

I found a 0 click, but could test only on win10
It broke one of the hotfixes p sure 😄

[proud moth]

mf got a trillion dollars 💀

[exotic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-mike-myers-austin-powers-pinkie-gif-17400849087087001500

[proud moth]

how do you even find a Hyper-V escape i have no clue whatsoever

don't say pizza and monitors please

i have enough of both

[exotic pendant]

Pizza

[proud moth]

I KNEW IT

[muted olive]

🍕

[flat sentinel]

Hello

[exotic pendant]

Find a shared service between the host and guest. Dig into how it works and if it can be abused

find bug -> reachability, find where in the code you can hit it

[proud moth]

fantastic

[muted olive]

what he described above is insanely difficult to do

[proud moth]

yes

[muted olive]

because so much code

[proud moth]

good hackers have this "scanner vision" on large codebases I swear

[exotic pendant]

pizza stone

[proud moth]

they can immediately point to what vulnerable code "looks like"

[heady sage]

It’s pretty scary to see

[heady sage]

With good practice you’ll begin to see it too

[muted olive]

I mean it is kind of true

I have begun to see it

[proud moth]

i'm starting to see that too

[muted olive]

Accuracy rate maybe 60%

[proud moth]

yeah like, you look at the "structure" of code it's pretty bizarre, almost as if you don't read it after all

[muted olive]

yeah

[proud moth]

I found some bugs in codebases which i absolutely don't know like .NET, C++ because of this weird pattern stuff

[muted olive]

it just LOOKS bad

[meager kernel]

@exotic pendant @muted olive have you guys ever tried finding a bug in the discord app?
I wanna try with someone

[eternal mango]

Scanner vision. Reminds me of that thing going around ATM that ramps you up to like 300wpm reading speed while keeping full retention of what you're reading

[heady sage]

I know a guy

[muted olive]

Found but cant report

[meager kernel]

Why

[muted olive]

i'll dm

[meager kernel]

He found an actual bug?
He reported?

[proud moth]

"bad code smells like pizza"

• Frosto, probably

[eternal mango]

https://x.com/i/status/2011434505253650868

Oliur (@UltraLinx)

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

X · Jan 14, 2026, 1:45 PM

[heady sage]

He found instant 1-click crashes in discord

[eternal mango]

Oh, 900wpm

Try it

It's crazy

[meager kernel]

Ive seen some bug reports of discord on yt, things like getting hacked by opening attachments or playing videos which other people send

[exotic pendant]

yes i got a discord bug

[zealous charm]

Doesn’t discord only pay $3k for a crit? I feel like I read a few blogs where people got XSS->RCE and only $3k payout

[heady sage]

Look at this goofy ahh dawg

[proud moth]

should be illegal what the hell

[exotic pendant]

Discord told me to go through Electron first

so I'm waiting on Electron atm

[proud moth]

Electron security is a big rabbit hole

[zealous charm]

Sadly 3-5k is average for a bug bounty crit

[proud moth]

damn wtf

[exotic pendant]

I only wanted the badge

[proud moth]

how about zero days, arent they worth like half a million dollar or something

[meager kernel]

Wait is it an electron bug or discord bug?

[muted olive]

@exotic pendant did you try finding the thing I sent the other day?
about discord

[exotic pendant]

electron bug

[proud moth]

Guru for a reason

[muted olive]

Because its like one step away

[zealous charm]

I think t-mobile has some of the highest payouts for non-web3 programs. They pay 50k for a crit

[exotic pendant]

that affects discord

[meager kernel]

Ah

Is it true that discord is often times running on old versions of electron? Or is it always updated? @exotic pendant

[proud moth]

web3 payouts are absolutely gigantic:

[exotic pendant]

No idea lol

[muted olive]

Always updated

[proud moth]

i did smart contract security for a while, like 4 months, but didn't like it that much

[exotic pendant]

Electron devs being kind of slow, I'm going to give it 1 month until I ping again

[eternal mango]

LOL

[meager kernel]

Hmmm

[zealous charm]

Because they pay you in made up currency open sea on BC pays $3M for a crit

[proud moth]

code4arena and immunefi pay you in euros tho

i did a code4rena audit once and did something like 100 euros

[limber arch]

euro is a made up currency

bald eagle bucks are the only real currency

[proud moth]

lmaooo

the problem is that a web3 critical is like "complete loss of funds" which is almost impossible to find

unless you are Frosto while eating Pizza

[scenic maple]

china number 1

[proud moth]

CHINA UH NAH NAH
HALF OF MY HOTELS ARE IN CHINA NAH NAH NAH

there is only one good OST for pentesting and it's this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17_EPF8dwo

[upbeat tangle]

I think they have a terrible time right now in iran

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[upbeat tangle]

Not always, there was a time in the 70s when Iran looked like Sweden

[muted olive]

ikr

[muted olive]

YES I am reminded of this whenever I see Iran in the news lol

Iran in 70s was way different

[upbeat tangle]

It was without sharia law

[signal mica]

😼

[upbeat tangle]

And tha is why we have state and church separate

[muted olive]

It used to be like UAE

[proud moth]

aaaah yes, the true #general experience indeed:

• Iran
• autism
• sudo ping help why no work sudo?
• Frosto finding 250.000 trillion dollar bugs
• Jo being Jo (he hacked NASA)

[signal mica]

And machine not spawning

[proud moth]

WHY MACHINE NOT SPAWN SUDO

[eternal mango]

NASA fun target to practice on its VDP

Still things to find 💯

[signal mica]

[proud moth]

i swear to god that weird navigation data file upload they have on that domain is vulnerable i just CAN'T PROVE IT

Jo you know what upload i'm talking about

you KNOW IT

[eternal mango]

hah

[muted olive]

I see beginners say "Already 7000 bugs reported in NASA how can I find any" and I don't understand why
The mindset should be "There's already 7000 surely I can fit in one more"

[muted olive]

Kind of yes kind of no

[proud moth]

This 100000000%

[exotic pendant]

Already 7000 bugs reported in NASA how can I find any

[upbeat tangle]

Usually when you close one door, another one opens

[proud moth]

The beginner mentality indeed, i was like this (i still can't find NASA bugs tho)

[eternal mango]

jfc, $8 for that 800k context request haha

All the local models I could fit just were traaash

[proud moth]

i need some of that Frosto coaching fr

[eternal mango]

so biting the bullet and sending it

[exotic pendant]

My abs are coming back

feels good

No pizza until June

[eternal mango]

Starting Batch-Full Processing with 1M Context Window
Model: claude-sonnet-4-5
Max tokens per batch: 800,000
======================================================================

Found 8267 man pages total
Already processed: 0 pages
Remaining to process: 8266 pages
Created 34 batches
Average pages per batch: 243.1

[muted olive]

:(

[proud moth]

Hyper-V devs are having a blast

[muted olive]

no more hacking till june?

[exotic pendant]

Hopefully I can push to hack with no fuel

[heady sage]

No I won’t say anything

I’ll keep my mouth shut

[muted olive]

about what?

[exotic pendant]

Frosto and fam is going to the beach for vacation this summer

[eternal mango]

Come to Folkestone

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bfUd0.gif

[eternal mango]

We have sand

[muted olive]

probably you

[upbeat tangle]

Just go to the beach with beer belly brother

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-sand-gif-2743302484875254134

[eternal mango]

We have pebbles too

[exotic pendant]

is me

[heady sage]

Stop quoting me

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-pan-dough-baking-sheet-delish-gif-12965453

[exotic pendant]

The kid saw how nice the California beach was, so now I have to take her

[muted olive]

you sent me the AI version of this a while ago
abs looks weirdly disproportionate to biceps tho

good thing its coming back

[exotic pendant]

I'm also vaccuming a little

[muted olive]

ah

[eternal mango]

Where did you put the vaccum...

Wait no

don't answer that

[exotic pendant]

is with no vaccum

[eternal mango]

Freaking washboard

[wanton dock]

how many months in dagestan for that

[eternal mango]

I'm more of a keg man

[exotic pendant]

took 12 months of nothing but pizza

[muted olive]

crazy arms, though

[rapid badger]

you drag logs on sled in mountain for year then good

[sturdy thistle]

My picture would be too big for discord

[exotic pendant]

ye i got big arms

[molten bobcat]

Rick and Morty have a very nsfw name for what those are called frost

[muted olive]

arent you suposed to avoid pizza and more salads and stuff for bodybuilding?
never gymed though so idk

[exotic pendant]

Frosto is obv fueled with pizza

so it make sense

[upbeat tangle]

If thats you on the picture, thats easily 10-12% bodyfat level

[exotic pendant]

Nah I ate almost nothing for months lol

[meager kernel]

Holy

[exotic pendant]

worked with Jay cutler

[upbeat tangle]

If you go lower than this in bodyfat, its going to tank your testosterone

[meager kernel]

Ippsec lurking

[upbeat tangle]

so be careful

[muted olive]

damn

[muted olive]

that guy is insanely built lol

[molten bobcat]

He actually uses inbox tags

[wanton dock]

i get so winded when i lift bro ive tried like 3 times and couldnt be consistent. im just getting back to 2 hrs a day on the treadmill cuz im 190 lbs, 5'7". basically obese

[molten bobcat]

What a freak

[wanton dock]

i was 145 lbs a few months ago

[meager kernel]

@exotic pendant youre natty, right?

[exotic pendant]

I mean working with one of the best in the world

[muted olive]

@exotic pendant have you seen the yt shorts of that thin cleaner guy who's actually a powerlifter?

[molten bobcat]

I mean I'd star the emails too haha

[small pond]

I always like watching anatoly videos, his janitor routine cracks me up

[muted olive]

anatoly or something

yeah

[small pond]

especially with his modified mop now

[heady sage]

Holy shit

[obtuse fern]

Anatoly?

[muted olive]

yeah, him

[muted olive]

"here hold this"

[exotic pendant]

My question is how does noone recognize him at this point

[obtuse fern]

Hes a professional lifter iirc

[small pond]

People do recognize him occasionally now

[obtuse fern]

He just does a little trolling with a 40KG handle mop

[meager kernel]

I always think my gym cleaners are also mad strong cause i have seen so many anatoly videos

[muted olive]

I like the expressions on the faces of the guys he shows off to

[molten bobcat]

I'm debating taking on a trainer at the gym

[muted olive]

like yo wtf bro

[molten bobcat]

To keep me accountable

[muted olive]

lol

[meager kernel]

Oh btw @molten bobcat
Can i add you and ask you something in dms?

[molten bobcat]

Sure I don't mind

[small pond]

I always have trouble getting to the gym haha, Just got the Speediance GM1 over black friday, been enjoying it

[obtuse fern]

I mean if you think about the muscles thatd activate during mopping

[eternal mango]

Ahhh that dude

[heady sage]

What do we think of this album cover chat?

[molten bobcat]

Mid

[meager kernel]

Unfortunately my gym is closed cause theyre shifting to a bigger location

Haven't gone this week

[molten bobcat]

There's 3 different kinds of drug use in this image btw vader

Woops sorry 4

[exotic pendant]

Sheesh expensive but I guess worth since it comes with a lot

[molten bobcat]

I missed one.

[heady sage]

How so?

[small pond]

No monthly sub -- So not too expensive when you compare it vs actual weights

[exotic pendant]

Nice

[chrome tree]

Aint that the KOD album?

[heady sage]

Yup!

[muted olive]

There was one funny video where they recognized him and took off his shirt and found out that he was more stacked than they were

[exotic pendant]

ok time to finish and grind this pentest

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

[lost olive]

what a vibrant pic!

[fiery copper]

I spoke today with the person that owns that small company to ask more about the job and initially it will be mostly QA testing and SQL

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[upbeat tangle]

you got a new job?

[fiery copper]

I was told that I will start interacting with clients after I know the systems within the company

[fiery copper]

trying to

[upbeat tangle]

Nice dude

[fiery copper]

I have to drive 250km for a physical interview

I gotta do the test on paper

[chrome tree]

The only client I want to interact with is the one sending SQL requests to your database.

[upbeat tangle]

Its only going to be shit in the beginning before you are able to build contacts

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-there-eye-brows-madagascar-gif-9888174

[fiery copper]

Im kinda ass with SQL but its a Junior QA Tester job so Ill just spend my hours studying it

[upbeat tangle]

fake it til you make it, the correct strat

[fiery copper]

ye gl doing that with a company that has 15 employees

[chrome tree]

Not trying to shill for them but boot.dev has an SQL course. I've been doing their python and it has been a really great learning exp

[obtuse fern]

Honestly, ive been considering shilling money for boot.dev, seen lots of people whom I generally trust do ads for em

[fiery copper]

if someone asks why am I considering working for a small company? well its cuz I got a referral there

[upbeat tangle]

dont be negative, if you go hard it will be fine

[obtuse fern]

Small companies are good to build skills as long as you dont royally fuck up

[brittle quail]

is there any way to remove a RAT without like losing files and apps from resetting

[obtuse fern]

Yes and no

Best way is to wipe and boot

[chrome tree]

The material is structured much like Acad. There's a section with material and then hands on exercises. They also just added a training section where you can ask it to make challenges for you based on the prompt. It's helped me to concrete a lot of concepts like things in OOP.

[brittle quail]

Can i just like give you full control on my computer to get rid of it cus im gonna mess something up

[obtuse fern]

Since there's no telling the amount of persistence a rat can have

[upbeat tangle]

So what you do as a young junior starting new job, you behave with respect to everyone, be nice and friendly so people WANT to help you, and then you study hard when u got the time and ask questions later. its gonna go fine

[chrome tree]

It does get expensive at 49 a month, but you'll get your moneys worth if you really focus on it for the month.

[brittle quail]

last time i reset my computer i accidentely deleted the gpu drivers

[obtuse fern]

Dude, trusting a random with your system is dangerous. Also I dont do work for free

[molten bobcat]

This is the same person who came into the chat earlier spamming "pegasus"

[brittle quail]

I mean you have Mod, you should be trustworthy

[heady sage]

Get your money damn it

[brittle quail]

i was messing around im locked in now lmao

[azure remnant]

Im about to revolutionize the samsung s22 by installing a silicon carbon battery to it

[fiery copper]

well usually having first working years of experience in a small company show that you are a great Multi Tasker and that you are resourceful ( not sure if its 100% true but I think thats the logic)

[obtuse fern]

Appeal to authority

[brittle quail]

Alr

[molten bobcat]

Learn to use a computer

[obtuse fern]

Don't trust people just because they look like they have authority

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/upset-sold-out-slam-break-breaking-gif-4554636033886701889

[upbeat tangle]

Hes fishing for getting a reverse shell through remote control software on a moderators computer to implode the platform, probably opposition to HTB

[fiery copper]

I hate windows for not giving me the exact stuff I need and sends me to the Bing slop instead

[brittle quail]

this hurt my feellings

[molten bobcat]

Moderators don't have anything to do with htbs platform lol

[brittle quail]

im so sad now

[molten bobcat]

They just moderate this discord

[fiery copper]

I do, I am a Customer

[brittle quail]

i trust anyone w my pc

[obtuse fern]

For all anyone knows me getting mod was some elaborate ruse to garner implicit trust with people

[eternal mango]

Shhh

Wrong channel

[molten bobcat]

Lmaooo

[proud moth]

why would you do this cuh 😢

[obtuse fern]

LMAO

[fiery copper]

Knowing you, you prolly want to make a documentary of what happens if I let 100 strangers have access to my PC.

[molten bobcat]

Goblin would you like a mango taffy

[brittle quail]

cus my pc is so trash idc what happens

[obtuse fern]

Then you should trust the RAT

[brittle quail]

😭

[eternal mango]

That sounds omnom

[brittle quail]

Yes me and the russian are friends 🥰

[molten bobcat]

We got a gift from a friend that's just a huge bag of fruity taffy

[upbeat tangle]

Bonnie EternalBlue

[eternal mango]

Taffy, Taffy for days

[fiery copper]

Bonnie Windows

[molten bobcat]

Indeed

[brittle quail]

The RAT has actually been on my pc for like 5 months

i found the guys address

[molten bobcat]

So remove it

[eternal mango]

Yeah, you said

TAKE. IT. TO. A. REPAIR. SHOP.

or stop larping

[molten bobcat]

Yeah we don't do pretend shit here lmao

[fiery copper]

ah ye and Linux Phillips

[brittle quail]

im just gonna buy a new pc

[eternal mango]

Really trying not to block anyone this year 🤣

[cloud osprey]

this wouldnt happen if you bare metal templeOS

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/michaelscott-jpj-theoffice-the-office-gif-27685513

[proud moth]

This

listen to paint

he is kinda good in hacking

[fiery copper]

just put the people you dont like in a docker container

[obtuse fern]

Sounds like problem solved

[molten bobcat]

I'm infact making higher usage of this functionality lmao

[eternal mango]

hah

My list got so big by end of last year

[fiery copper]

am I blocked?

[eternal mango]

When I banned echo I ended up clearing it

[brittle quail]

yes i have integrated graphics on the current one

[molten bobcat]

I protect my peace now

[eternal mango]

wupsies

[brittle quail]

jk

3060 but its so outdated

[obtuse fern]

Protect deez

[molten bobcat]

Is it windows

[fiery copper]

@alpine pumice

[molten bobcat]

I know how to remove Linux and windows persistence methods

[eternal mango]

Oh dear

[molten bobcat]

It's my job

[eternal mango]

Well

[brittle quail]

yes

[eternal mango]

Kiss the rest of your day goodbye

You're about to RDP into a toaster

[molten bobcat]

Check your run keys and scheduled tasks please

[brittle quail]

hol ur thoughts im not at home

[molten bobcat]

If my toaster has fucking RDP open we have larger problems at hand

[eternal mango]

LOL

[cloud osprey]

IOT getting out of hand

[fiery copper]

knowing how annoying windows 11 is Ill prolly switch to using Linux Ubuntu as main while having Kali Linux and Windows 11 in virtual machines

[proud moth]

skyrim on a toaster

[brittle quail]

i get 50 fps on minecraft ahahahah

[cyan urchin]

Hey where is the battleground page ?

[brittle quail]

is that alot

[chrome tree]

DOOM

[molten bobcat]

I will put a round through the damn thing myself

[eternal mango]

doom on a fridge

[molten bobcat]

They've been retired unfortunately

[fiery copper]

fridge of doom

[cloud osprey]

doom on a fridge is nothing

[eternal mango]

Those screens are big

It's great

[cyan urchin]

they will put it back later or not ?

[eternal mango]

..I assume

[cloud osprey]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ncmegl/doom_running_on_a_pregnancy_test/

[molten bobcat]

They will not

[eternal mango]

Haaahaha

[molten bobcat]

Not at this time at least

[eternal mango]

Was literally thinking of that paint

[cyan urchin]

why did they removed it ?

[molten bobcat]

No one used it

[cyan urchin]

alright thx

[brittle quail]

the RAT was from a solara exec link

[chrome tree]

The test came back positive.... doom music begins to play Most metal baby ever

[brittle quail]

from "wearedevs"

[obtuse fern]

Can you put a round through me instead?

[proud moth]

AYO

[molten bobcat]

No thank you I only shoot clankers

[eternal mango]

ARC?!

[cloud osprey]

mick gordon goes hard

[obtuse fern]

What if I become a cyborg

[proud moth]

Marcie x Cloud is happening

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-battlefront-ii-clone-troopers-battlefront-star-wars-clone-wars-gif-7902902903974046224

[eternal mango]

Aha

[molten bobcat]

You're fine as long as you don't start talking to me like an LLM

I see a single em dash and it's fuckin on dude

[obtuse fern]

—

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-arc-troppers-vs-battle-droids-mk2-gif-18258595

[proud moth]

marcie is actually a python file on a AWS instance somewhere

[fiery copper]

but what did LLMs do to you, the problematic ones are the rich

[obtuse fern]

In all seriousness though, cloud im fine.

[molten bobcat]

I know buddy

[fiery copper]

anyway by cloud you mean GCP, AWS or Azure?

[proud moth]

here's my low resolution linkedin cringe picture of the day:

[heady sage]

eww

[fiery copper]

shouldnt it be reversed?

[proud moth]

i know right? it's absolutely atrocious

[fiery copper]

when I see such a low resolution image I can only think of Terry Davis

[upbeat tangle]

240p motivational slop

[chrome tree]

He also did some of the tracks for KI iirc too?

[fiery copper]

the real motivational stuff hits at 640x480p

God said 640x480p

[rapid badger]

Governance and compliance are HOT

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cia-terry-terry-a-davis-terry-a-davis-got-the-moves-cool-dance-gif-14065988

[proud moth]

hello plz i am new to hack things i like computa ohow do i hack a computa? i see this image like i wANT to BE like this person plz?

[molten bobcat]

Ugh. Linux process history

[proud moth]

HAK

[fiery copper]

[vivid flower]

Whoa

[vivid flower]

How does it type

[fiery copper]

you ask God to send a signal thru bits

[chrome tree]

in the terminal

[fiery copper]

and ask God to make a song

[vivid flower]

God would never touch the flipper his temple doesnt need networking

[proud moth]

is this HOW you get password in hack account to steal password form account phish phishing on a boat to staeal passwor???????

[fiery copper]

making an OS with only 120k lines of code is crazy work

people be needing 2mill lines of code only to make a kernel of an OS

[chrome tree]

https://tenor.com/view/thegoon-bigoldgoon-ted-lasso-yes-yes-yes-yes-gif-701975896996955852

[fiery copper]

jack

[cerulean knoll]

OG 🙇🙇🫡

[proud moth]

i AM LYING i am not beginner hakcker! this is me a PIC of my aker room

[rapid badger]

password is ||assword||

[fiery copper]

the best hacking and only hacking Ive done was cutting the electricity to a whole building

[fiery copper]

and before saying that its not hacking, it is but its physical and not on some PC like a nerd

[fiery copper]

thats what I say when I win a raffle

[fiery copper]

[upbeat tangle]

my best "hack" from when i was 8 year old, i built a flashlight out of an empty beer can, some cables, a 9 volt battery and a button from the wall

[proud moth]

i habe favourie game about haxor is this a gud way to learn haxing? i like haxoring the art of the exping art of memory overflow hAXING!

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hong-kong-97-hong-kong-fella-that-reflects-physical-smt-smt-3-gif-6515144009235797140

[vivid flower]

What the hell is a vpn

[proud moth]

vpn is gud to hide IP plz?

[fiery copper]

is this a meme about the guy that wanted to hack someone`s site and ended up corrupting his PC by accident?

[proud moth]

if i hide ip i am not hakable

the ip of the machine

[signal mica]

Davincio

[signal mica]

Whats on the agenda this weekend?

[upbeat tangle]

i think D4V lost his mind

[molten bobcat]

Heya azo

[chrome tree]

Or he had a stroke

[signal mica]

Greetings cloud

[chrome tree]

Slurring key strokes

[vivid flower]

Crto marathon testing bofhound

[signal mica]

Reported for harrasment

[proud moth]

Pondering on the horror of the incomprehensibility of existence, naturally

[signal mica]

Commended for teamplay

[proud moth]

Local co-op existential crisis

[fiery copper]

Stupid people like complexity, Geniuses love simplicity.

[molten bobcat]

I have to call a customer

Oh boy.

[signal mica]

I have to call a shawty

[proud moth]

the type shi bro sends when he scores 2.1/10 on the test

[fiery copper]

yo Customer do your job and buy our products or else we will fire you from the Customer job.

[proud moth]

damn azomax got that guru rizz alright

[signal mica]

And einstein greywhite image

[vivid flower]

I wouldn't call it incomprehensible. Aristotle believed in the nous, or that we have a direct connection to the true reality as half of our lived experience. In other words, skill issue.

[fiery copper]

yo the F students > A students trust me

[chrome tree]

Give em the patrick treatment

https://tenor.com/view/hello-spongebob-patrick-i-love-you-fail-gif-5145954

[rapid badger]

ngl you should become a salesman and make some real money. Thats some good shit

[fiery copper]

STOP THROWING UP CATS YOU PIECE OF SOMETHING

[proud moth]

this IS MY favouriet person is he a good haxor he is genius:

[vivid flower]

I have seen way too many israeli cat throwing videos now

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/demi-fiend-gif-24045924

[fiery copper]

I should become rich and be a billionaire in debt so banks will never mess with me

[proud moth]

ALBERT EINSTEIN

[vivid flower]

That's a good mindset

[fiery copper]

Im a smart guy that does stupid choices

[fiery copper]

you need some catnip Mr. Einstein

[vivid flower]

Guys what should I have for breakfast

[cloud osprey]

food

[vivid flower]

That was your opportunity to say paint

[proud moth]

EACH ONE OF US HAS TWO WOLVES.............................

INSIDE

THE HAXOR WOLF

[fiery copper]

GRIFFITHHHHHH

[dusky jacinth]

good morning

[vivid flower]

If I shitpost enough , will I get a griffith coin

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gamezmeow-gif-15314053485405440255

[molten bobcat]

Love customer calls that allow me to resolve the case

Ez money thank you have a good day

[undone fossil]

True

“Love being able to do my job”

[molten bobcat]

Honestly though

[silver forge]

I played a bit more of the Infinite Arena Breakout next weekly mission I have to do is to get 10 grenade kills though

[patent hound]

Mghribi

[upbeat tangle]

So whats everyone up to this beautiful thursday

[silver forge]

fine, fine. advocated for a poc for a sovereign cloud platform.

ate a diavolo pizza

[signal mica]

Women will be the death of me

Back to turbolocked in arc?

[upbeat tangle]

Are you dating the wrong womens?

[orchid breach]

Can I date you?

[upbeat tangle]

If your into middle aged men sure

[signal mica]

Dont even know anymore

Just

.......

Time for me to stare in .asm for 8 hours

See ya chat

[wanton dock]

just ate chicken and potatoes

[orchid breach]

[upbeat tangle]

where di that picture go

[orchid breach]

[proud moth]

Guru for a reason

plz adopt me and teach me pwn

[upbeat tangle]

I think his strategy is a combination of two things. Desperation and Obsession

Adopt those emotions on a permanent basis d4v

And the ranks will fly by

[wanton dock]

chat im gonna get ozempic

im sick of this 190 lbs shit

[orchid breach]

How tall are you

[wanton dock]

5'7"

i was 145 lbs just a few months ago

my bmi is something like 32

obese

i don't look obese at all

[orchid breach]

I was 185 in February and went to 245 in 3 months

[wanton dock]

damn

idk what caused me to gain so much weight

[orchid breach]

https://tenor.com/view/bodybuilding-ronnie-coleman-gif-22091241

[wanton dock]

like i been having normal eating habits fr i just be sedentary

[upbeat tangle]

Dont bother with ozempic, much more effective strategy is to start training on the gym, and shift your macros around. Decrease fats and carbs and increase the protein intake. Go for a body recomp

[orchid breach]

You don’t workout?

[wanton dock]

no i dont

[gray wraith]

Cant you just touch weights

[orchid breach]

Do you walk?

[wanton dock]

yeah i walk for 2 hours a day

[orchid breach]

Not bad

[rapid badger]

Doesnt ozempik make you puke and shit your pants ?

[orchid breach]

And you still getting fat?

[wanton dock]

i dont like lifting

[silver forge]

oh walking is great. put on some music, and start going

[wanton dock]

im maintaining weight now i only started recently

[gray wraith]

There are other activities like bjj, climbing etc

Calisthenics

[orchid breach]

You prob just eat shit

If you eat good and walk

[gray wraith]

Well its a matter of health

[orchid breach]

It’ll be hard to gain

[gray wraith]

You dont have to like it

[wanton dock]

i honestly do eat like shit and i cant help it

[orchid breach]

But if you eat shut

[wanton dock]

im hungry all the time

cuz of an antipsychotic drug

[orchid breach]

And even if you lift

Nothing will help you

I see

[gray wraith]

At least hed be strong

[orchid breach]

I’m in not position to judge then

[gray wraith]

Definetely healthier spine

[orchid breach]

I guess just try your hardest

[upbeat tangle]

So the doctor prescribes you a drug to help with one problem, but that in turn causes another problem that makes your mental health worse again?

[orchid breach]

Replace cravings with grapes

[wanton dock]

yep

[upbeat tangle]

Sounds like this doctor is selling some snake oil

[orchid breach]

There’s holo ice cream now

[gray wraith]

Technically he should consider switching his meds if there are megative side effects

[wanton dock]

i would switch but when starting a new med the side effects are usually fucked up

[orchid breach]

Why you take meds

[wanton dock]

i just need ozempic tbh

bipolar type 1

[orchid breach]

Interesting

This mf gonna start yelling at me soon

[wanton dock]

lol

[gray wraith]

Isnt that a med for diabetes

[wanton dock]

yes but it's also approved for weight loss

glp-1 receptor drug

no hungry

[orchid breach]

What about caffeine?

[gray wraith]

You could just eat healthier, learn how to Cook good food

[upbeat tangle]

The classic method people in the entire world used to dampen hunger feelings has been smoking cigarettes... but idk if i can remmond xD

[wanton dock]

i take lisdexamfetamine

[orchid breach]

Or will it make you crash out?

[wanton dock]

caffeine does make me crash out

[orchid breach]

Fuck

What about just keeping busy in general?

Studying hacking fucking hiking

Idk

[sonic moat]

hey, anyone know how to contact their support team for billing?

[wanton dock]

im just gonna do up to 4 hours a day on the treadmill tbh

i did it before

[orchid breach]

Nah

[weary laurel]

Hello

[orchid breach]

You will just get tired of it

[wanton dock]

ye thats why i stopped

[kindred totem]

what’s the first path you should do (I have no cybersecurity experience)

[orchid breach]

Keep a readable long term plan

[orchid breach]

Exactly

[wanton dock]

i would start eating boxed meals where i can count the calories but i also got tired of that shit

i have a scale for food

[weary laurel]

Metasploit

[upbeat tangle]

Depends on your personality and your experience with computers in general

[orchid breach]

Yeah for sure

That’s why I say

Be real and choose a long term plan