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Lol is there a way I can run things on mac or atleast in vm without lagg
vms are laggy in general even my vm lags on windows with 8 cores and 16gbs of ram. unfortunatly its one of the limits of vms. ive no experience running vms on mac but im sure its a nightmare lol
Some stuff you can't run on mac because the CPUs are arm
Yeah but is there a way because it doesn't support the l2 attacks and poisonings
?
is your network set to bridged or nat. it sounds like maybe misconfigured network
?
I have tried to run the network attacks on vm and the main attacks in macos with both the vpns running and htb supports that but in offsec exams it doesn't support 2 vpn sessions @hybrid temple
Yes everything is correct but there is a limitation of apple silicon arm
It will not support raw packets
dang. rest in rip
@neat abyss stop pushing "your" website
Okh
ok thank you
this isn't a hacker4hire server or a place to advertise your site.
Yoo I'm not advertising bruh I have enough traffic
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Hi there, I am VIP, but can't find the VIP VPN when working on the machines. What happened?
then you don't need others to 'check out your site' :)
Okh no problem
lol
They merged both the VIP and non VIP VPN
You will have same features with both of them
It only gives me the free VPN's, not the VIPS. Was working yesterday on a retired machine, but can't go on now.
Thats what I'm saying. They merged it, theres no special VIP VPN anymore
Oh thank you very much!
Np
first mistake using a MacBook
Lol
what did you expect? LLMNR to work out of the box on a influencer laptop lmao
Hmm, but it doesn't work. It gives mee free machines but not the retired ones. Also say it is the free vpn...
henlo
sup @muted olive
@sturdy thistle
@austere sinew
@green kite
hi hi, hru?
i lost 600g from yesterday to today ๐
those protocols work only on windows
@austere sinew
@mystic harbor
Did you wash your ass today? ๐คจ
no
WTF
Oh, then it would be a bug most probably, it would just say free but gives you features of VIP too
Yeah now I think that vm is the only option
@austere sinew hello
Yeah think a bug too, cause if i connect to it, i can't spawn the retired machine. Will wait a few hours.
<t:1768474323:R>
@meager kernel
only lets u do "now" for now tho
nvm we can do more
What happened ?
literally the best update
now hack 15 machine per week

make it 100
at night
what?
whats that


You're currently assigned to a free VPN, do any options show up to change to another in the Connection Settings?
(top right, Connect, Machines..)
Henlo
Belo
How are we?
Fine thanks, how're you?
Also good. Just finished my manual DAST checks and fighting against the urge not to look outside the window.
It's a dark day today
2nd order SQLi: click on something to make the application vulnerable to SQLi
literally
just like Apache would say: it works
Nope! Also purchaced the ProLab monthly, but even the VPN for the prolab is unfindable :-p
...that's.. weird.. sorry to hear that
All I can suggest is to reach out to support
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I will do, no problem. Thank you ๐
๐
One of my 2026 resolutions is to find a bug in curl
Without using AI
some of these AI curl reports are hilarious ๐คฃ
Penetration Testing Report: HTTP/3 Stream Dependency Cycle Exploit
0x00 Overview
A novel exploit leveraging stream dependency cycles in the HTTP/3 protocol stack was discovered, resulting in memory corruption and potential denial-of-service or remote code execution scenarios when used against HTTP/3-capable clients such as `curl...
methinks its the migration to dedispawn that's being fucky
maybe some spaghetti in the background
Either make precise arguments without involving AI slop or just stop.
goated curl staff
what do you mean by 'need any completion certificate'
because if you mean do you get a certificate of completion, i answered that
yeah i got the answer thanks
sorry just a little writing typo here
same
likely an oversight that happened when they switched to dedispawn; reach out to support
i hate talking to support man
well... they're the only ones that can help you and get shit resolved LOL
as a note, you're not the only one with VIP (Not VIP+) experiencing this
Support are aware of the issue, and the team are investigating, but I'd still recommend raising a ticket if you can
machine not spawning
VIP (NOT+) and retired?
sorry im just goofing around
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also fym vip(not +) ?? why didnt htb just upgrade vip users to + and ease the suffering
Idk, I dont even go here
Look at this one... man even pasted in the ChatGPT recommendation 
u have the same problem ?
i think we got scammed
You have not been scammed. Like I said, the team are aware of the issue and are investigating
LMFAO imagine being so embarrassed you delete your entire account
u have the same problem ?
I would in this case ngl
I'm staff
this is so frustrating its my study time
support didn't diagnose and fix the issue in 0.0000000005 seconds, breaking the twenty-9 uptime policy (99.9999999999999999999% uptime)
That badger guy is the real goat
if a company offers that kind of uptime policy, run LOL
Apologies for the inconvenience, the team are working to get it resolved ASAP.
thank u man all the love
my money is on something in the backend that wasn't accounted for in the switch;
me when I realize that '1' + '1' = '11'
did he really say that he got scammed? ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ buddy u get more than the frosting ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Who dat
your parcel exploded
oh no ๐ nooooo. nooooooo ๐
your cardboard lining has microphones implanted by the CCP 
what if
oh makes sense
they track your phone
how much did it cost?
and this entire time
NSA does it for free
they never needed your address
so that one time when u typed that wrong address
they still came
๐
did you put the root flag in you name
me when I move and accidentally type the wrong address
I went to old home once
Then had to drive back to new one ๐
Me when I DoorDash food for my friends and DoorDash it to my address.
~$2k
this starts arguments
๐
bro is 80 years old demented granny
when i had a job and i ordered to my work address instead of home
autopilot life experience
Kinda yes
Oh fuck Iโve done that too.
One time my lil buddy was sick and asked for soup and I sent it to my grandmas
๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
you cannot add days to your life, but you can add life to your days
i've stolen all your life the moment that you breathed.
the shell + add-ons; they also added in a screwdriver :3
Soft head screwdriver
ah
77% tariffs though ๐
no tarriffs :3
Raise a ticket ๐
I mean if its not you it'll be the company which is assembling it usually
And they would charge a higher rate because they had to pay tariffs
but idk
listen, i'm not asking questions
maybe they managed to get an exception; or the cost is built-in
probably
and they're just brunting the hit

I know someone who ordered PCBs from China for $40 or something and had to pay $31 in tariffs

because all things considered: 1TB storage 2x16GB DDR5 RAM Win11Pro... $2k is a deal
just dandy
I got my laptop of same specs but half tb storage for 400
Wait nvm
I'm blind ๐
Half Ram too
I'm buying one next year, budget is $1100 though. Found a neat ASUS one with Win11 pro
yes help me solve blinded
My only constraints are: 32 gb DDR5 and 512gb SSD or more

it will be 2x the cost next year
i mean the major pro of this is the upgradeability and customizability
why are people intrigued by win11 pro being included
By next year I mean this year. In maybe four months
I'm used to saying next year from last year 
but my autistic (undiagnosed) ass cannot handle a keyboard without a numpad, so i added the numpad add-on
Sounds neat
I want that add-on where you attach two other monitors on the sides
What are we discussing today
Gm
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@devout sail
if I had the ability to; i'd scrap the windows for linux. But too many things I do don't have linux Alternatives 
Iโm working on a CTF
After scanning the ports with Nmap, I found multiple SSL-enabled services. I can successfully connect and complete the SSL handshake, but when I submit the level 16 password, I donโt receive the private key needed for the next level. What could I be missing?
Is that a picture of average windows user? 
no one can help you with an active CTF competition
Its Bandit ctf
By overthewire
its not a comp
okay but do you train everyday atleast 4 hours
Danny , put that on your Tinder profile
does it look like I asked where it's from? Getting outside help for active ctfs breaks the rules of many ctfs
i trian 28 hrs per day, 9 days per week
ohhh you're referring to the wargame: bandit, not a CTF competition
it already is
just look up guides and such as to where you're at
Are you single
I find all of this attractive
thank you that's nice to hear ๐
amazing line of questioning
How old are you sweetheart
old enough to party
i also assume you're following along with the guided method? https://overthewire.org/wargames/bandit/
I'm aware
Not any more
They're following Danny now
I don't really follow guides i'm trying to refresh my memory after a 1 year break
I don't recall any bit of bandit requiring nmap
Who pinged the bing
@subtle plover
I mean... you're not wrong
๐
does everyone know I'm thedanpatrick?
has word gotten around?
You guys must talk about me when I'm not here right? Because all I think about it you all.
@native plume bed is dirty
You told me already ๐
I remember when u changed it 3baga
I remember the reason too
BACK IN MY DAY
It does actually check level 16-17

There's a banner at the top of the page about it
I was in middle of the machine
didnt notice
alr
av?@marble minnow
?
@supple plume @native plume https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jR3TH7kiHQg
I just speak formal Spanish/English/Catalan no matter if they answer to me with informal manners or inappropriately. I only take in consideration the language they're using
There is nothing to be ashamed of by being professional at work
true
If it was a formal text it should start with uppercase and end with a dot at the end of the sentence, although on DM now is accepted not to finish every sentence with a dot iirc at least in Spanish
LMAO
What about this variant? ๐
"Sure thing ๐ "
totally me
I'd just say
sure thing
ChatGPT mode switched on
i would just react with `โ '
That would ragebait them fr
OUR PROD INSTANCE JUST GOT NUKED AND OUR BACKUP WAS IN THE INSTANCE ITSELF!! WHAT DO WE DO???
Sure thinggggggg
Thursday's standup ๐ :
Please join asap [fake google meet link]
๐ฎ
Real quick, when dealing with cat /etc/hosts, how can I see the website?
I forget.
You need to add the ip a space and the domain in that file so your computer will understand that domain goes to that ip like a local DNS
It takes a few minutes sometimes for the browser to reload the cache on that matter
But curl goes instantly
Or you could just 
Regarding the VIP machine spawning, the team is still working hard to resolve this. Rest assured I'm sure they'll get it fixed soon. Again, apologies for the inconvenience caused.
how do u save and exit? ๐
The file writing is restricted to root access
would that be (curl ip domain)?
sudo nano /etc/hosts
nano crew ๐ช
curl domain
I use vim but I recommend nano xd
nano is peak
vim for me
I wish I was smart enough to have one of those god tier vim setups, and be able to remember all of the shortcuts
i wrote my shit code in vim 
I only have little knowledge about vim and I had to learn that for a priv esc in a box
Had some guys come in to give a presentation and course on React years ago at previous position
Same here
Their vim setups were just... wow
....but more impressive was their ability to use it efficiently
i don't think i can learn to love anything but /search
Like... EFFICIENTLY
Be smart enough to use nano and nothing else 
I prefer to lick the CPU to transmit data to the computer
:%s/texttoremove//d
More accurate
levels to ts
did i not do this right
You did not
you don't glare at it until data is written
hmm
that's by far the most incorrect way of doing it
ip do.main
You should research about /etc/hosts
How does it work
no protocol, port, or uri specs
man hosts, what about woman hosts

Ypu can always do alias woman="man"
..but curious.. wonder how small you can get a model to "genderify" a statement
..even if that's so wrong lol
But that is halfass
...or just process a repo of man entries as an alternative ๐คฃ
God damn it
there's another side project
you are now going to be summarily executed by the woman council
Probably
I yield
how
Just the hostname
why isnt this working ๐ฑ
It's literally an override file for DNS
I used to understand this
think of it as a name for each ip you put in (I'm dumbing it down) 10.10.1.5 browsed.htb for example Its not only for the website, you can ssh into root@browsed.htb by doing this too. dns resolves into whatever you put in
Read the man link I shared
Do not add url paths there just domain name and extension no url paths no protocols
its unnamed ๐ญ
It's fairly clear ๐
thats the problem
what is unnamed?
Which section are you working on?
Because this sounds like a #modules question ๐
Yeah like try to search in #modules probably someone asked this before
put whatever you please I guess I remember this
How goes the hacking today?
A 3h meet have drained most of my willpower for today
3 hours is rough
Iโve only got 2 calls today for about 90 mins total
Woke up early and got 2 hours of bug bounty in though
sure thinggggg
๐
loool
guys i need some help
Really? Whe
Oh if I believed in it, I'd be gong to hell
can someone pls dm me?
With what?
Have you done that?
with certain browser things on kali
Just an example, chucking it into a script to process the man entries now
pls dm
That's terrible
-# send me the github link for me to download
Just ask
not a lot of people here are going to dm on a blind whim of "i need help"
I understood my mistake when using responder and hashcat
as often, that help ends up being illegal or illicit activities
We should add text to speech
ok when i am solving a lab and when i am connecting to vpn and trying to load the target ip on firefox browser on kali the page just keeps on loading
and then it shows time out
in this i am not able to access the webiste
woman yap ls
Do you support fc barcelona
what should i do?
yap for text to speech
What do the last few lines of your openvpn terminal say? Can you ping the IP? Are you sure web ports are supposed to be open?
Is this on HTB?
Is this academy or labs?
I am one of the very few Spaniards who doesn't care about what is going on in soccer
can i dm u these on just paste it here?
Naaaaah....
This cant be
Well, at least not a real supporter 
Answer those first ๐
I just do cyber and web dev, that's my life 
..guess I should've asked for openvpn output last..
i am sending the screenshot of my entire terminal output of open vpn
You gym?
Tuought you did
I am getting back into it this year
ok so should i just paste the last few lines?
bad, bad since a month. I'm stuck on medium level machines and I'm trying to achieve a better skillset but I'm lost a bit (I'm able to solve one medium level machine in 1-2 days giving it my all)
Oh my word
Did I stutter?
Ok look, someone else might help here if you provide what they need to help you
Sorry but I need to dash
...or there is support
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need help?
yeah man
Dude
Just answer the questions here
I'm not gonna repeat them, and they will help others help you
what is it you need help with
Good luck.
can u dm?
ok
It's kind of sad that I set a heavy debugging task on my VM and switch to another screen and study, and I know exactly when the task is done running
I know because when my CPU fans stop spinning rapidly, it means the command has finished executing 
Sounds like peak efficiency to me

Good good
We sit too much to not gym
Nah just highlights my brokeness to buy better hardware 
p.s. another reason you should really just be getting help in public is because you never know who you're talking to in DM.. not that you know who you're talking to here
god forbid running 2 vms at once, mouse barely moves then
..but at least I'm under public scrutiny
.e.g I can't just give you a dodgy command and turn your PC into a toaster
run C:/Windows/System32/toasterify.exe
(source: trust me bro)
ay yo
Bread 2: The Breadening
๐ฅ
nmap?๐ค
Gemini used wpscan and it ran the command with an api key. God knows which one it is
would be funny though
vibe hacking
Search it in google
I never ran wpscan before it even installed wpscan
gemini helped me better understand binomial distribution
Wait until you ask it for help with mobile pentesting and watch it spin up an enulator, root it, install burp cert, proxy traffic, then run all adb commands to copy APKs, and decompile
Oh really?
I use claude, but I suppose gemini would be able to do the same
have you asked it to decompile deez-nuts?
apk deez-nuts not found
Iโll try it
Yeah its pretty good, then I had it write a burp extension to run those commands and auto-launch a rooted and proxied mobile emulator from within burp
Yes
Wait what... Claude Sonnet 4.5 supports a 1M token context window when using the context-1m-2025-08-07 beta header.
Totally missed that feature drop
Didnt it flip out bc "this is illegal i cant do it"?

Good to know
You can still jailbreak GPT with very simple phrases too somehow
No idea how they haven't resolved those silly escapes yet
OpenAI triage is a joke
@eternal mango I am guessing you have both claude and chatgpt subs. Is it worth having both or pick one over the other?
Because they are too busy wprking on AGI 
And scamming investors
Don't you think Gemini 3 pro is better than Claude while being also free
And destroying the environment
I have GPT, but rarely use it
And making our life wors
Mostly I use Anthropic, unless I need to work with a very large dataset
Then I use Gemini
..however now I know Anthropic have that 1m context feature, will need to try that
@queen sentinel thanks you for his salary ๐
LOL ๐
Gonna run a large dataset test against Anthropic and compare to Gemini 3 later using that 1m token feature, see how it stacks up
Good morning
Hey C1oud, how's it hanging?
Just woke up
What happened?
No, I havent really run into this issue. In fact I sometime have to stop it from re-exploiting real websites once I've already found a bug with it
Oh my god.. what am I thinking... I should totally change it to batman!
No I just remember them screwing someone in OSI over
This is so cursed @supple plume
Are Academy PwnBox Instances not working ?
I like it
Only 8000 man files left to go..
Wonder if there's a "most popular man files" list somewhere.. or most popular commands
This is going to kill my balance so quick, even using haiku
there are free models
Yeah
I tried to ping a machine that I spawned (Sau) after connecting to the vpn... but it doesn't work... can't seem to reach it... does anyone knows what's going on?
I just couldn't be arsed to do that
tell me you are using Ubuntu, without telling me you are using Ubuntu
Of course!
you VIP+? Cos VIP vpns are down
ah finally it worked!!
I think the fix went live a while ago, did nobody mention here?
Had to go out while it was being tested
test in prod
the only thing i had to was select a less crowded vpn server
always test in prod
of course
Okay I'm awake
No I'm sure they tested in dev and staging too
alright thanks mate
"Works on my machine"
Give me your machine then
I cannot sorry
Go back to sleep
what is your favorite sleeping position? mine is yes 
What's sleep?
its like death but not permanent
Oh...yea I am good
I understand you
Oh yeah I forgot I'm supposed to be asleep by now 
i am going for my dinner
I need my beauty sleep
and then I spend the rest of the day "waking up" only to get back to sleep 
I'm a side sleeper
What is that
Ok no.. that's $20 in 10 minutes, screw that
Time to cook some eggs on the PC
Wait what am I doing, we have a GPU cluster 
...for.. work..
Yeah nevermind
How does one get access to said cluster....for work...
Gotta practice my hashcat for Academy
You'll need to sweet talk the AI dept
Hahha
Well that's not happening. My charisma stat is garbage. I'll need that fat nat 20
If you have a legit case for work, they don't bite
I dont currently. Just messing around
Hey, I am unable to see VIP servers in the connect screen, did they ditch that ?
I can get access to GPU clusters at Oracle easily enough
HAX
VIP servers should start to be spun down if not mistaken. You should be using the VIP+ servers as existing VIP members were migrated. Also as of today, every user has dedicated spawns per #๐ฃ-announcements message
Those nice beafy H200s
sounds like the intergration isnt going well
I would critize HTB but THIS time it isnt yalls fault
Hmm, I'm unable to see any VIP+ servers. Its fine, I'll just try an hour or two later, or raise a ticket afterwards.
Btw, I have a question for y'all.
I have a pen test coming up soon and its gonna be like the first one Ill be doing. Until now Ive only solved Labs and stuff, but I am anxious as to what happens If I do not find any issues during my PenTest.
If you're VIP, you can use Free
If you still have VIP sub, you will get the benefits on Free
That's how I understand how it was described anyway
got the cpts finallyyy yesss
congrats
how to have sword cpts emoji tho
VIP users on HTB Labs
As part of this update, VIP Machine Servers will be switched off permanently on January 15. Both Free and VIP users will move to a single access for the dedicated instances, reducing platform fragmentation and ensuring everyone benefits from the same level of stability.
It is required that from the 15th of January VIP users download new VPN keys from the Connect menu. As stated before, the VIP servers will be shut down, so your current keys will expire.
For the newly released Machines, VIP users will also utilize Release Arena to access new content.
Pass CPTS
or CAPE
relink in HTB setting, u'll get the Discord badge
If u somehow manage to pass CAPE before CPTS, I applaud you
i pass cape
lol
How was it?
hard AF
Hi all,
Is onyone facing issue while joining the machine?
i might have to spend money on htb
SONIC
you can do itt
Can I do it
will i be hacker one day
Zyzz is watching over us
hlo
ok
where does it end
I dont know
please help me
linked the academy account but still no sword ๐
some might say OSCP/cpts is just the beginning. Once you get that you realize how little you know
how to get pegasus
Are you just saying things
Cool ask in English
winged horses arent real unfortunately

Pretty sure it is
please help me
What the fuck is pegasus in this concept lmao
Context
bro is looking for horses
pegasus on computer

here's pegasis on your computer
You cant get a horse on computer
And this in general is called the internet
no
Is this your first day?
i want pegasus not animal
You seem new here have you gotten a badge from HR
hr said i qualify for cofe
so how do i get pegasus
pegasus ๐
if we do not help me then i leave this server for ever
๐ค
Thanks for elaborating lmao
bye lmao
i need pegasus
And people in hell want ice water
go to hell to all
how to get it
Those are called programs
whats a coputer

Very smart this one
so how to get pegasus now
Ah you just need to get pegasus
Pretty sure that's a computer not a coputer
it says it israel
How old are you
computer
i forgot
I'm sure
Not until you tell me what the fuck pegasus is lmao
That's called an app.
no no app
"it go on phones"
it says malare
What does this mean
Why?
pls
Isnt it a bad idea to download malware? I'm pretty sure you could get infected that way.
no no for me
Why
pegasus on pone
Why
not me phone
Why do you want it
u want this?
That's a crime
no
yes
That's exactly what he wants
Do you not know that it's illegal to spy on people?
no it not
plz dont hakk me sir
Yes the fuck it is lol
sarr, plz dont hakk me sarr
Yeah no this is some child
saar is not here anymore
Yup.. I think that model was a little too big.. RIP
Ah that's a good sign lmao
48inch monitor right?
Think I selected a larger llama one by mistake
why is it wide 
So his eyes can behold much
Can't remember, super ultra wide
i personally put one of these in front of me as my webcam
Wide a f
no i mean the camera thing
๐ฅ
32:9 ultrawide monitor
buys ultra wide monitor
max-width:1200px; margin: 0 auto;
phl 499p9
still nothing after linking, do i have to toggle some discord settings?
Well, in private pentest (my friends business site) i was able to bypass proxy (something like cloudflare), find out real ip adress, with https not enabled, with lot of ports accessible.
He offered me 700 euros as "starter-point".
For now cannot write more specific info about it.
But feel very happy - my first real finding...
Thanks to HTB and this great community i was able to learn things - TYSM.
The integrated webcam on it is a pile of garbage
whatchu need help with
whatd u link
oh i cant help
@scenic maple help my girl out
i'm a girl btw lmao
You're one of the boys now
who asked... You are boy from now my maaaaaaan ๐
how 
for the cpts badge ๐
tell them how to verify their cert goober
tfym
who up taming their impala
๐ซด ๐ต 
split it with me
cannot wait for moment when i will do it ๐ ๐
I would be very proud of myself after that. When i was 15 i dreamed about being hacker, got stucked 1000 times, on 1000 fake so-called "courses", without IT background... Then found HTB and... Will take exam at the end of the next month maybe.
Got the sword eheh
Nicely done
almost as difficult as a medium box, i thought the ID was in the cert download request i was opening Burpsuite ๐
its the same feeling like when comrade called me cause projector was "without signal" and without any reaction, and everybody in class looked at me like "he's hacker, he will do it", meanwhile i was like "please god help me" and almost tears in the eyes, but after 30 times plug-unplug, and clicking "continue" it worked ๐
what happened
Something really bad
shit
I mean you're probably blowing it out of proportion
But also be advised this is a public server with thousands of people
So whatever you're about to admit to, you'll have an audience lol
Let me guess, you hacked the morrocan national team?
Your right
The real issue here is .... you cant tease us like that man
So let me get this straight. You joined THM yesterday to say that troll, bothered to register an account here just to do it again?
damn falcon has insane OSINT
I can prove
Reported https://nsa.report
idk why I clicked that link but now I am disappointed
What
What
What
Excuse me
Honestly, as soon as I saw youtube load I expected a rick roll and then saw it wasnt the URL
I guess. But also when you do community management for a while you recognize names, profile pictures, patterns of people, etc
Yo Falcon I want to be HTB dripped
Pattern recognition is my favorite cursed technique
Thats what racist people say
That escalated quickly
Huh? Lmao
Not that I am calling you racist
Some of the stuff looks so good. I'm dying for one of the stanley mugs
lmfaoo
Then why say that 
I'm talking about pattern recognition in terms of log analysis ๐ญ
So u in racist groups?
/j
I haz one. It's nice. My only gripe is its not fully dish washer safe
I wish, tbh. That would imply I am part of a group at least.
But its too draining.
I have a cloudflare one which I clean with a long brush
So I rather sit on the fence.
I have a long brush too but sometimes you just wanna be lazy and let the dish washer do the work
I feel like racism evolves to a horseshoe, I saw people go soo racist that they become inclusive
And I find it wholesome to some degree
...wut
Let's move away from the topic ๐
Yes, please.
Sure
But personally I enjoy South Park wayy more
Simpsons feels a bit too old school for me
I grew up watching it with dinner with my mom
Simpsons was the theme for my bar mitzvah
You're Jewish?
I am
Didn't know that
Uhhh what's the word..
Mazel tov
That's it
Though that probably happened too long ago for me to say congrats lmao
About 22 years ago
Better be late than never
how was your hanukkah?
awh ๐
I am also old
I'm new here, can anyone suggest good blogs, sites or discord servers which provides news and comprehensive analysis of hacking incidents
Darknet Diaries
It was good. ToddlerSpy was old enough now to appreciate the presents and look forward to the next night
also whats a bar mitzvah? ๐ค
heard of it sometime before... some kind of speech?
Im am old enough to FAFO
Awww
The sweet spot is in the middle
Coming of age ceremony in Judaism
ah
The more I age the more I realise I like the middle more
Oh and I didn't learn this until later
I share my age if someone asks
Bar is for boys, bat is for girls
more fun to find out without being told
oh
Ye, you know his age his born country, his religion, his job, maybe his face
So what
so... nothing
But do you know my credit card info?!
MF has a discover card
Since you are Jewish I want to ask you something
1502 2011 1113 5112 exp 10/2050 cvv 321
I do have a discover card...my first cc when I turned 18
Can you give me a financial advice on how to make more money?
WT!?!
Bro
So..
buying htb swag using this number
I need you to understand how fucking stupid that question is lmao
ty
LOL
Oh ye cuz of taxes
Why would u share such info
Its kind of a valid question if you're talking to the right jewish people 
uhh Hi guys
Like, God damn this is a conversation where my father would take me aside and sit me down and explain to me that it's really really socially unacceptable to ask a Jewish person how to be good with money lmao
they'll give you the same answer 
I dont care lol
I know you don't but I'm saying this is what my dad would do lmaooo
so let me tell you something about the federal reserve....
isnt it just like generic advice?
my dad did that with me when i called him a douchebag when i was like 10
So the world can buy free stuff
Not really? Some things about life aren't explained directly
I didn't know financial advice is socially unacceptable
Must be a full moon
(I actually dont know lol)
Some people want to keep you poor
Its acceptable, just the way it was asked was unprofessional or inappropriate
I'm saying asking them for financial advice because they are Jewish is the social faux pas sir
Yes yes
I was confused at first lol
Nuances like that about society and polite communication aren't directly explained
Like I said, I am not offended
It is?
Yes lmao
OY VEY
They're really good with money though?

Thats the stereotype...
Class this is known as a stereotype haha
And we don't judge people based on stereotypes
put money in an index fund, study statistics to convince yourself the market is a markovian process with short correlation (so that you don't try to predict random numbers for no reason and lose money) and then put some money in the index fund every month
after 10 years travel to a country with low capital gains tax and withdraw your fund
Ngl I was planning to buy my own appartment and buy principal rates so I avoid to pay interest
Honestly though if you need financial advice, go find a fiduciary





