general

[scenic maple]

do stuff like ctfs

altho i would say you would have much luck doing a entry level job and then changing positions

[proud moth]

just do CTFs, find 1-2 CVEs, get some bugs on bugcrowd, do a random cert and that's it

[sturdy thistle]

switch to nixos entirely and dedicate all time in this

[still mica]

whwre i can get one

[proud moth]

publish your tools and knowledge on github/gitbook as well

[sturdy thistle]

first, get knowledge

[scenic maple]

do you know what places you want to work in?

[still mica]

i think i know much to get a job but i dont know where to get one

[proud moth]

im dead

[sturdy thistle]

ever heard of google?

[scenic maple]

[still mica]

look i relly want to be in cybersecurity

[proud moth]

there are 46929477 different subfields within cybersecurity

[scenic maple]

so what places in cyberseurity what position what companies

[still mica]

yaaa i want to be in red teaming

[sturdy thistle]

Before cape, I try cjca

[proud moth]

yeah then good luck you gonna need 5+ years for that

don't try to get into red teaming already if you have no experience

[scenic maple]

[proud moth]

try security engineering

[still mica]

ohh shit so what kind of role i can get now

[scenic maple]

are security engineers real engineers

[still mica]

i relally wanted to start

[proud moth]

IT Helpdesk -> Sysadmin -> Security Engineer -> Pentester -> Red Teaming

try security engineer if you already have CTFs, bugs, CVEs, certifications and projects

if you got none of that, try to get into sysadmin / SOC analyst first

[still mica]

it helpdesk this job hire fresher ???

[proud moth]

IT helpdesk should be only if you absolutely have zero experience

[green kite]

morning chat

[still mica]

yaaa like i dont have a job experience but i know thing more than a biginner like im above noob ?

should i go with helpdesk or something else

[proud moth]

i don't recommend helpdesk

try going for security engineer first

but for that you might need some more knowledge

try getting what i said earlier, bugs, cves projects and CTFs and get the CJCA from hack the box

[late wagon]

Morning 🫶

[flint copper]

I did that a few years ago

I'm a system admin now but

[green kite]

hows it going @late wagon

[still mica]

ohh okkk

[flint copper]

This guy told me "since you're geared towards pentesting we don't want to hire you, we'd prefer someone who is going to stay with us long term"

[still mica]

but the point is where i can see for the jobs

[late wagon]

Doing good my friend
Waiting patiently on my CAPE results haha

[green kite]

🤞

[proud moth]

damnnn

good stuff brotha

CAPE must be so hard

[late wagon]

Agree 😂

[still mica]

broo can anyone tell me platforms where i can look for jobs ?????//

[late wagon]

Bro it's 1 Google search away

I also think it depends on where you live

[west lynx]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=platforms where i can look for jobs

[still mica]

ohhh okyyyy okyyyy

[dusty garnet]

Can someone help me? I followed a machine walkthrough and obtained the flag, but I’m unable to submit it.

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew a heart from your bestie

[scenic maple]

refresh
reset
change vpn regions
ask support

[still mica]

it happen often try refreshing the page

[dusty garnet]

Thx Where can I contact the support team?

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[dusty garnet]

Thx

[warped plank]

Noice

[austere sinew]

Awwwwwweeee

11/10

[sturdy thistle]

❤️

😄

breakfast time

[sturdy thistle]

looks like me

[rose onyx]

you stole the image to make your avatar 😛

[sturdy thistle]

exactly

[austere sinew]

Nice

I just hopped on the bus to get to the train

I brought muffins with me

This is going to be a 5 and a half hour journey in total

[lofty warren]

[scenic maple]

camels > *

[sturdy thistle]

Some Greek light Joghurt

Rolled oats and chia seeds

[scenic maple]

bro eats healthy

[desert cargo]

Low-fat quark >

[austere sinew]

In this weather?? The hooves would be sliding all around

Also unironically

Camels are so inefficient

Super clumsy and bumpy

[austere sinew]

Ooh fibre

[scenic maple]

people of egypt send her to the gulag

[austere sinew]

Damn that reminded me to text an egyptian actually ty

[austere sinew]

@primal drift

[lofty warren]

meow

[primal drift]

https://tenor.com/view/new-gulag-gif-20809695

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew

[austere sinew]

WHAT

[meager kernel]

just wanted to greet

[austere sinew]

Hallo

[meager kernel]

how are you Wolo

[austere sinew]

I have like

[meager kernel]

hows your health

[austere sinew]

4 and a half hours

Worth of travel

This morning

[meager kernel]

and where you travelling to?

[austere sinew]

London

[meager kernel]

wait werent you already there

[austere sinew]

Im going to terrorise two friends of mine

[meager kernel]

or some other city

[austere sinew]

A diff city

[meager kernel]

i wanted to make a joke but nvm 😂

wont be allowed here

@austere sinew hows your health btw

are you doing well

i hope there are no complications or anything

[austere sinew]

Idk how my heart will react to 3 hours of sleep so we’ll see

[meager kernel]

😭

why youre not sleeping well

[lofty warren]

i dont think we can type it as URL

[meager kernel]

one has a tick mark next to it, and one has an exclamation mark next to it

[sturdy thistle]

prob one is cryllic o or whatever

[green kite]

man

scary day

I actually had to read documentation

I need to see a therapist now

[austere sinew]

This is a whole different conversation but tldr skill issue

[austere sinew]

Poor soul…

[green kite]

yes

[meager kernel]

oh

pls take care Wolo

i hope you get better sleep

oh BTW

[austere sinew]

Aw ty

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew happy birthday

YOURE 37 NOW

[austere sinew]

IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

[meager kernel]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

[austere sinew]

NO

[meager kernel]

you dont have to lie here, its alright

this is a safe space

[austere sinew]

my 22nd birthday is gonna be so funny because it’s gonna be the one time yall dont say it

[meager kernel]

i will

cause i know it

yk what ill put a timer for it on my phone

[austere sinew]

NO

[meager kernel]

i already have

[raven ridge]

How did you make your picture like this?👀

I like it

[worthy mango]

Hey guys!
My Kali VM on VMWare Workstation Pro is unable to access internet over Bridged as well as NAT. I tried restoring the network configs on VMWare Network Preferences and even set the Bridged Adapter to a single one instead of automatic but it is still not working.
Anyone knows why? Or ever faced similar issue?

Host OS: Windows 11

[undone fossil]

woah woah woah

who's the cold one?

[austere sinew]

SHUTUP FROJ

[austere sinew]

It’s a frame

Done by discord

As the new year gift

[raven ridge]

How can i git it?

[austere sinew]

Idk sorry 😭 😭

[raven ridge]

🥲🫠🫠

[sturdy thistle]

you're too late

you have this?

Let's see how i do in gym a bit later

[torn cedar]

Happy birthday @austere sinew

[terse dirge]

I hate kubernetes 🙁

[ornate ibex]

Still didn't set up the LB?

[severe falcon]

when the frook did you get to Guru?

[green kite]

or does it hate you?

[terse dirge]

kube-vip has been setup

[terse dirge]

it hates everyone

[green kite]

RIP]

[ornate ibex]

so what is the issue now?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ree-reee-which-cat-ree-are-you-upset-gif-11571621216713700425

@terse dirge ^

[terse dirge]

some dns issues. It's mainly the networking being too secure

elastic agent is saying it can't communicate with the metrics server but everything is healthy

meh it's whatever. Rancher is up so I'm close to full k8s now

just need to get rook up

I'll do it after I get sleep it's 4am lmao

[terse dirge]

removing all of the networking policies but for specific namespaces would be funny tbh

I'm using calico btw

[west venture]

Ceald

[terse dirge]

Very much all of them

[terse dirge]

Wat

[west venture]

Why

[terse dirge]

Because I want to learn why kubernetes

[ornate ibex]

What CNI did you use?

[terse dirge]

Calico

I just need to make an access policy or whatever it's called. I'll do it in like 7 hours or something

Cert manager was having a heart attack earlier but it's fixed now (I just deleted the damn thing)

Rancher shouldn't complain about it because it's in a different namespace

[ornate ibex]

damn

the thing is, you do one thing at a time

not all together

[frigid mountain]

what's up?

[ornate ibex]

Ceiling

Fan

[frigid mountain]

go home dad, youre drunk

[ornate ibex]

I'm already home, and I don't drink.

[frigid mountain]

and that's the problem

😭

[ornate ibex]

No u are the problem

[frigid mountain]

there's nothing to blame but you for this behaviour

https://tenor.com/view/karlee-gif-22864060

[ornate ibex]

no it is u

[frigid mountain]

hey @terse dirge

[scenic maple]

i am so bored

[lofty warren]

frook that, just earned for few days ago

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/borophyll-gif-18014143

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lmao-meme-lmao-gif-lol-lol-cat-gif-4552813418803199403

[frigid mountain]

TCS

[sturdy thistle]

Gym is fun with around 3-4 hours of sleep

[undone fossil]

Reee

[ornate ibex]

I'm in the 4th state

[austere sinew]

I could never

[sturdy thistle]

Leg day it is

No brain needed

Just 120 Kilo

I know it’s not much

But my weak body can’t handle more now

[meager kernel]

youre strong

[undone fossil]

You’re good man

Comparison is the thief of joy, you’re doing great imo

[rustic carbon]

wew

[sturdy thistle]

I think the sled also weighs around 30-40 kilo

Aiming for 150

This year

[green kite]

dont overdo yourself 💪

[remote iris]

Does anyone know obsidian formatting?

[austere sinew]

That is an insanely high weight kudos to you

[sturdy thistle]

Nah all good

Feeling better than on normal days with more sleep lol

[sturdy thistle]

Thanks bestie

[austere sinew]

I accidentally took the earlier train by an hour and freaked out but the ticket master told me I’m all good

So I guess

I’m going to be in London sooner

[sturdy thistle]

I just took a train at London in 2023

[austere sinew]

Mick are you joining us at bsides london next year

The answer is yes

It is a trick question

[sturdy thistle]

And landed in Heathrow

When is it

[austere sinew]

My condolences

[austere sinew]

December probably

Idk tbh

[sturdy thistle]

Let me know once it’s available

I probably forget it

Cause I’m old

Turning 39 this year I think

[austere sinew]

Ohohohohooo

[austere sinew]

When

👀

[sturdy thistle]

August

[austere sinew]

karev was that you

Or

Am I tweaking

I coulda sworn I saw karev type

[sturdy thistle]

I misread it first lol

14th of August

Im older

[austere sinew]

@prime crescent

[sturdy thistle]

@prime crescent

[austere sinew]

@prime crescent

[prime crescent]

no ping

[sturdy thistle]

Busy?

[austere sinew]

@prime crescent pong

[sturdy thistle]

Like me

[prime crescent]

waiting for response email from htb staff

[sturdy thistle]

About what

[austere sinew]

About what

[sturdy thistle]

I want to know

[austere sinew]

Samesies

[sturdy thistle]

Im staff

[austere sinew]

Mick is staff

[sturdy thistle]

6th anniversary this year

[austere sinew]

Karev what did you do now

[sturdy thistle]

I can ban him

[austere sinew]

That would be funny

I too abuse karev in other servers

[prime crescent]

why do yall immediately jumped to i nuked the world or smt

[austere sinew]

Because you’re karev

Now

Tell

Us

What you did

[somber patrol]

damn

[sturdy thistle]

Call me daddy

Dancing done

[somber patrol]

LOL

no

[prime crescent]

i bought merch

well

planning to

[austere sinew]

Goated

[prime crescent]

well not bought

[sturdy thistle]

Stolen?

[austere sinew]

Even more goated

I should steal hackthebox merch

That would be a fun thing to do today

[sturdy thistle]

Im also waiting for my order

We can bully staff

[prime crescent]

is holiday period over for staff?

[sturdy thistle]

(Don’t)

Yes

[austere sinew]

(I enjoy bullying staff)

[sturdy thistle]

Only me

And Ryan

[austere sinew]

(All of you)

[sturdy thistle]

I ban you irl then

[austere sinew]

I’m mad with him today

[sturdy thistle]

What he did

Or didn’t

[austere sinew]

He refused to hang out with fr0j and I being like he’s busy

How dare he

[sturdy thistle]

Y’all should move to Cyprus too one day

[somber patrol]

did u moved already

?

[sturdy thistle]

Fuck no

[austere sinew]

I’m honestly thinking of applying to htb if I ever end up qualified enough the perks are great and everyone there is a vibe

[sturdy thistle]

I would be happier and would sit outside with a cocktail and not be in the gym

[austere sinew]

Move to cyprus

[prime crescent]

whats the living cost situation

[austere sinew]

There are no downsides to this

[prime crescent]

how about you move away from my life

jk

[austere sinew]

You are so rude

[austere sinew]

@sturdy thistle banbanbanban plsplsplspls

[sturdy thistle]

One day

Revenge ping @prime crescent

[austere sinew]

@prime crescent ping

@prime crescent pong

Im fed up of this train

[rapid rain]

uhhhhhh

[austere sinew]

I wanna be there already

[rapid rain]

this phishing?

[green kite]

not pihshing, did you ever react to something on the roadmap?

[rapid rain]

i honestly cant remember

[prime crescent]

host not reachable

[sturdy thistle]

Then ban

Aka remove from network

[austere sinew]

Muheheheh

[ornate ibex]

not phishing

canny is the app that is on roadmap.hackthebox.com

[prime crescent]

[rapid rain]

okay, ty ppl

i was IR and CTI lol

naturally cautious

[sturdy thistle]

Calve raises with 60 kilo is nice

They’re burning now and I think I almost forgot how to walk

[austere sinew]

Hell yeah

Calf burn best burn

[sturdy thistle]

Indeed

Best exercise on leg day

[austere sinew]

Nu uh

Abductor >>

[rich mesa]

hii ah i got question is that am doin a module and the question is "Now our client wants to know if it is possible to find out the version of the running services. Identify the version of service our client was talking about and submit the flag as the answer" so i have to submit the answer in flag format like htb{.......} or the version?

[tough abyss]

y0

@rich mesa

[fiery copper]

hi

[tough abyss]

y0

It's me

your new best friend

🤣

[rich mesa]

🙂

[undone fossil]

Sending a landslide rn

[sturdy thistle]

#modules

[cloud osprey]

#Mickhat

[austere sinew]

By landslide it better be an abnormally long slide across the land from this place to london

[severe falcon]

Did you use any of the shortcuts to get there?

[sturdy thistle]

Last exercise

[zealous charm]

[austere sinew]

Morning brewski

[supple plume]

Hi chat

A quick reminder that we are just like a flesh computer that doesn't compute quite right and the hardware is hard to replace... We are going to die..
Everything has an end so do we.

[supple plume]

@scenic maple suffer the existencial dread

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-down-the-lore-discord-meme-gif-26975529

[bronze glen]

what is the point of buying a VIP+ pass after jan 15???

would i rather not spend that money buying the prolabs?

[lucid swan]

retired machines, no?

[scenic maple]

prolab subs cover pro labs and vip+ sub covers machines challenges

[supple plume]

How many @austere sinew s have you bought?

[zealous charm]

howdy, happy wednesday

[green kite]

sup brewer

[zealous charm]

hello hello

hows the hacky hacky going on this fine wednesday?

[green kite]

going good

what about you

[zealous charm]

Its going okay. I've been testing a desktop app this week for bug bounty and have an XSS that I am working to escalate to RCE

[green kite]

nice one

[lofty warren]

nothing change 'bout VIP+, just VIP & Free

[green kite]

I just have a theoretical path traversal

😆

but kinda useless since it has a random GUID each upload

[zealous charm]

Yeah that is tough, hopefully you can find a GUID oracle or maybe another way to reference the files

[green kite]

it uses clientside encryption

I can break other peoples files though

but yeah, no GUID oracle or a way to know if a file actually exists

[zealous charm]

That is a pain, client side encryption is so annoying to work with

I looked at an app last week where they AES encrypted everything before sending POST requests, made it a big pain even though all the keys were just in JS files

[green kite]

ha yes

I started getting some invites on bugcrowd now that I had a P1 confirmed 😆

[zealous charm]

Nice! Hopefully you'll get some interesting programs

[green kite]

yeah, we'll see

got plenty of invites on Intigriti

[thick forge]

this week i gonna have my powers back

[supple plume]

Nitro?

[thick forge]

yes sir

[green kite]

my nitro expires after tomorrow

[supple plume]

Neeeeeetrooooo

[thick forge]

i gonna buy a wireless for the computer too

becayuse currently have incompatibility with linux

[zealous charm]

I've been meaning to check out intigriti for like 3 years now haha, I hear good things but havent looked there

[supple plume]

Wdym a wireless

Keyboard?

[thick forge]

tarjeta de red inalambrica, not sure whats the name for that on english

[supple plume]

Ah ok

Me neither xd

Hahaha

[thick forge]

XD

wireless network maybe

but can be wifi things too

so not sure

[supple plume]

WE BUY WIFI

Give me 3 grams

[thick forge]

xD

[supple plume]

[thick forge]

now i am using the usb

share for the internet

xD

antena starlink -> phone -> computer

xD

[supple plume]

I wish I could send an audio here

Singing "ME COMI UNA SALCHIPAPA, ME COMI UNA SALCHIPAPA Y SE ME QUEDÓ EN LA GARGANTA"

PORQUE NO ME ALCANSO PA LA GASEOSA

@thick forge you know this classic right?

[thick forge]

no xD

i am from Chile but i can find it

[supple plume]

Vro look it up

Dang

[thick forge]

is a viral thing maybe ?

[supple plume]

Old one

[bronze glen]

no i mean apart from retired boxes

[supple plume]

Like 10 years ago

[thick forge]

i just live in Argentina

maybe next year in US, who knows

[bronze glen]

there's really no perk of buying vip

[supple plume]

It's a mexican kid I think

[supple plume]

Me too maybe

What state if ?

You go

[bronze glen]

i would rather buy the prolabs and just do active boxes for free

[exotic pendant]

😄

[thick forge]

good question, for bussiness maybe wyoming, but for live dallas

or ohio i think is called the another one

my parents lives there

but i leave US when i was around 5 years old

[supple plume]

Cool

I will go to either Texas or Ohio

But not Dallas tho

[thick forge]

texas is also a target for me

i think they have houses there too

[supple plume]

Last time I checked they have houses

[thick forge]

i am just the only poor in the family

🤣

[supple plume]

Same here

Neeeeetro

[exotic pendant]

[supple plume]

[supple plume]

I like when you send pepe smoking crack to pass depression

[exotic pendant]

[near river]

So

I have a blank page

"Ok im gonna directory bruteforce it"

[235.000 out of 1.764.000 querys]

[cerulean bloom]

oof

are you gonna renew it?

[green kite]

probably not

[cerulean bloom]

understandable

but sad\

[green kite]

I'll live

[cerulean bloom]

indeed

[proud moth]

SWAG LIKE OHIO

[proud moth]

SWAG LIKE OHIO

OHIO BOTONES

(i have 2 braincells left, i am following Master Paint advice)

i"m about to send my first easy box to HTB let's see how it goes

[supple plume]

Vro OHIO FIJO EN EL BOTTOM

[proud moth]

im still testing it for unintended ways tho

[scenic maple]

its your choice both options solve a problem
you have to pick the one 6hat suits your needs 🫵 🫵

[supple plume]

@scenic maple Linus is vibe coding

Torvalds

[scenic maple]

r u linus?

[supple plume]

No, seriously the real one

[scenic maple]

yeah i saw

i read a lot of news

[supple plume]

How do you feel about that

[scenic maple]

very honestly speaking i dont feel anything on that

he is doing his own thing

[lofty warren]

GOAT golam71

[scenic maple]

and he is skilled enough to know when ai gen code is bad

so he can use it

so can you

but people who cant spot the bad code they should not use it

[scenic maple]

🪞

[bronze glen]

fair

[bronze glen]

would it be ok if i dmed you to ask something related to HTB?

[scenic maple]

sure

[thorn flax]

understood. But cubes are real money as you paid for it. The problem was that at the beginning was a pricing plan where you paid and receive cubes every month. At some point I had to stop the subscription because I have too much credits. Then they modify the pricing plan. I just wanted to test the features of annual plan. I can handle myself with my cubes 🙂

[meager kernel]

just buy the gold annual

[supple plume]

Kratos any hacking today

[fiery copper]

Nah just buy a 20$ course

And learn how to hack a hospital

[supple plume]

What

[fiery copper]

I was referrencing that course

[meager kernel]

honestly speaking i wasted the entirety of today and now that its night, im regretting it

[supple plume]

Wanna hack some retired?

[meager kernel]

after dinner

[supple plume]

Ok

[signal mica]

How we feeling general

[supple plume]

Why is the cat smirking

[supple plume]

Good but bad

But good

5/10

[signal mica]

Balanced

Thats good

[undone fossil]

Chilling

Waiting for a train atm

[stable tiger]

Hello

[undone fossil]

Ello

[stable tiger]

How ya doing frog

[edgy obsidian]

Dedispawn sounds amazing

People keep leaving exploits on the machines too

[stable tiger]

@undone fossil twin what challenge did you make

sos 4 ping king

[undone fossil]

Toxic - web challenge

[undone fossil]

Good, reviewing code on the train is an experience

[meager kernel]

@supple plume im going to sleep to reset my day, ill just hack tomorrow

im tired of everything

[stable tiger]

bless up

[stable tiger]

true 1337 message

[supple plume]

Ok

Me too

[thick yew]

Hello, I'm wondering what you could suggest. I have a ThinkPad T14 to follow the Junior Cybersecurity Analyst path. Is it better to install Parrot as a daily driver, or use Windows and run Parrot in a VM (VMware)?

[nimble tundra]

look even my storage devices are 1337

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-choso-backflip-spinning-aura-gif-5640014784514649139

[molten bobcat]

Better to use a vm

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bFiDZ.gif

[thick yew]

@molten bobcat may I ask whether it's more secure to use one laptop exclusively for hacking and another for daily use, or if using VMs is secure enough to do everything on a single laptop?

[molten bobcat]

It's not a matter of security because as of recently

Boxes only spawn you one single instance

[lofty warren]

if you have 1Tb SSD, you can dualboot it

[molten bobcat]

It's a matter of "this machine needs to be a sandbox where you can test malicious shit"

If anything breaks for any reason you're not cursing your existence trying to get your laptop unbricked

As the VM will just need reset and you're good to go again

[thick yew]

Super!
Thank you very much @molten bobcat

Is this also how it works in actual cybersecurity jobs

[molten bobcat]

Yep

[thick yew]

@lofty warren i have 512 gb, is it worth anyway dualboot?

[molten bobcat]

Vms are standard

[lofty warren]

nah

and never enough

[thick yew]

I'll go for Windows and VM.
Maybe Linux in the future.

[lofty warren]

gud luck mate

[thick yew]

thank you very much.

[thick forge]

box the hack

[stable tiger]

what are the thinkpad specs?

[zealous charm]

[maiden anvil]

the us gov has sonic energy weapons they probably reverse engineered from the aliens

[stable tiger]

nah they got it from the hedgehog

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-shin-megami-tensei-shin-megami-tensei-iv-shin-megami-tensei-4-smt-gif-2250694100715804238

[maiden anvil]

you never played Sonic Adventure 2

because if you did

[stable tiger]

i did

[maiden anvil]

you would know Shadow is a gov black project

[stable tiger]

i do know that

[maiden anvil]

they couldnt have got it from Shadow

it's impossible

well

ok maybe

[zealous charm]

Allegedly a venezualan guard confirmed this in some random twitter post I saw (source: trust me bro)

[maiden anvil]

google is suppressing news Im trynna find rn

[stable tiger]

well given shadow is just based on the mural in palace zone in sonic 3 of course they couldn't know that but you could assume that eggman just tested sonic when he got kidnapped in forces

but obviously eggman wouldn't need to do that to make a simple sonic sound weapon

Or even at the start of sonic adventure when sonic was captuerd by the GUN tbh

sa2

not sa1

@maiden anvil have you played unleashed recompiled

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-monkey-spinning-monkey-dancing-gif-17247346235349258055

[molten bobcat]

Heya azo

[signal mica]

i will never surrender

[stable tiger]

has anyone played unleashed recompiled 💔

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/smt-shin-megami-tensei-smt-iv-shin-megami-tensei-iv-smt-4-gif-10029954864237809007

[signal mica]

greeting cloud, how we doin?

where we droppin

[molten bobcat]

Just started my shift

[maiden anvil]

never heard of it, what kind of genre is it? 👀

[stable tiger]

pc port of unleashed

they reverse engineered the game

[young glen]

Me neither

[stable tiger]

to make it native so you don't need an emulator

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-choso-backflip-spinning-aura-gif-5640014784514649139

[signal mica]

after years ive decided its time to learn a new language so im going thru https://go.dev/tour

feels good

[molten bobcat]

Ah nice

Im working on the

CDSA content

[stable tiger]

@maiden anvil https://github.com/hedge-dev/UnleashedRecomp/

[molten bobcat]

While also trying to think about ways I can be a better analyst

[next venture]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-evil-sonic-evil-sonic-licking-lips-licking-lips-gif-2719707929499039839

[young horizon]

My goat choso

[molten bobcat]

Why he spin like that

[young horizon]

I have no fucking clue 🤣😭

[signal mica]

enter the dragon

[stable tiger]

You liking CDSA so far?

[molten bobcat]

Yeah it's not bad

They show you an attack and then show you how it looks from a defensive perspective

[signal mica]

certified d s a

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm I can prove that the 2023 UFO's were all intentional disinformation

[stable tiger]

oh that's actually kinda neat

[stable tiger]

are we skitzo maxxing

im down

can you enlighten me on how

[maiden anvil]

sure

[molten bobcat]

Shizo

Wow I butchered that

My hands are dumb

[signal mica]

mazda rx7 enjoyer?

[molten bobcat]

Sorry I drive an Audi R8 Star of Lucis

[signal mica]

toaster lookin ahh front

[molten bobcat]

There's only a single one of these and it was made as part of a promo for final fantasy 15 lmao

[signal mica]

lol this car is sooo similar to veyron in its shape

[maiden anvil]

1. Feb 10 - Here they say they shot down objects and explicitly say they recovered material
   https://news.usni.org/2023/02/10/u-s-downs-flying-object-near-alaska-nearly-a-week-after-shooting-down-chinese-surveillance-balloon

2. Feb 11 - Canada confirms something was shot down
   https://www.cbsnews.com/news/unidentified-object-shot-down-over-canada-trudeau-says/

3. Feb 12 - They dont give any details about what they shot down
   https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-still-gives-no-details-about-alaska-ufo-new-object-seen-over-canada-2023-02-11/

4. Feb 17 - They claim nothing was recovered and the search is called off
   https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-ends-search-2-unidentified-objects-shot-down-alaska-great-lakes/

5. September 2024 - Canada releases image of what was shot down
   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13890799/Ex-military-official-reveals-Air-Force-REALLY-shot-UFO-encounter-Alaska.html

[signal mica]

interesting

[molten bobcat]

The movie had the car in it

And they made a real one

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-nyx-ulric-general-glauca-titus-drautos-final-fantasy-xv-gif-21564685

The movie was pretty cool

[signal mica]

we havent shot down jack shit mate

[molten bobcat]

Main character is voiced by none other

[maiden anvil]

they have a photo

[molten bobcat]

Than Aaron Paul

[maiden anvil]

so you cant say they never shot anything down

they have a photo

and they said they shot it down

[signal mica]

our best weapon is nuclear and you need 40000 papers to go thru to even open a hatch to launch it

[stable tiger]

are we sure the military could shoot down a UFO lol

[signal mica]

any force below nuclear is too weak for the advanced material and tech extraterests hold

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/king-regis-kingsglaive-video-game-gif-11856676

[maiden anvil]

funny story, but no we cant

[signal mica]

exactly

[zealous charm]

What if this was just a weak recon probe UFO

[maiden anvil]

there is a different incident where they tried and the UFO reassembled itself in midair

[molten bobcat]

This is an assumption

Also are we powerscaling aliens now

[signal mica]

if they dont hold such material and tech they couldnt be here

because if they could, we could also be doing it

[maiden anvil]

we have proof right here with the news that they shot down a UFO, recovered materials, and lied about it

[molten bobcat]

Doesn't mean it's not weak to good old fashioned massive collisions

[stable tiger]

This is the same administration that just flipped the food pyramid and made it even more shit than it was, I doubt they could reverese engineer alien tech (not that I doubt ufos have visited)

[molten bobcat]

Railguns are great

[maiden anvil]

it's crystal clear

[molten bobcat]

Whether or not we can strike one

Is a different story

[maiden anvil]

they shot down a UFO and recovered it, then covered up the news about it

[molten bobcat]

South Park did it first

[maiden anvil]

interesting perspective

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/aunt-jemima-southpark-gif-13732534

[heady sage]

South Park does a lot of things, including saying the n word in an episode

[molten bobcat]

That's nothing new in tv lmao

My favorite episode of Its Always Sunny does this

"Hero or Hate Crime?"

[signal mica]

It was shot down with an AIM 9X missile following "close coordination between U.S. and Canadian authorities," Ryder said.

[heady sage]

Are we seriously fucking talking about a show with Danny Devito in it

[molten bobcat]

.. yes?

Do you have an interesting take on Mr devito?

[maiden anvil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYhViuizq-w

look here

[raven rain]

he should have been bowser in the super mario bros movie

[molten bobcat]

Did you know he and Rhea pearlman took care of the child actress for Matilda?

Despite being the villains in the movie they loved her to death in reality haha

[stable tiger]

i doubt we could shoot down a craft from a type 1 or type 2 civilization

[signal mica]

what about comms

have they tried establishing?

[maiden anvil]

we cant know because they wont let David Grusch testify in a SCIF

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-cat-side-eye-orange-cat-staring-gif-4749659952322810298

[proud moth]

considering we don't know why a heated cup of coffee has little vortices inside, i think you are right about that

[molten bobcat]

Wait what lol

[stable tiger]

furthermore if a type 1 or 2 civ wanted to establish communication they'd probably do it en masse and not in exclusively north america

[signal mica]

how would hollywood make amovie then? hmm

[stable tiger]

we also don't know what happened before the big bang

[heady sage]

Yall sound like that one aliens guy from the history channel. This convo is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

I’m outta here

[molten bobcat]

This is just a silly conversation lol

[proud moth]

yep, there is no rigorous mathematical description of fluid phenomena, actually you get a million dollar if you explain that phenomena

[molten bobcat]

Ohh you mean a proof of why that happens

[proud moth]

you basically need to prove that the heated cup of coffee doesn't actually explode in finite time

[molten bobcat]

Mathematical proofs are famously hard as fuck

I presume it has something to do with fluid thermodynamics

[maiden anvil]

I dont have to question it

[molten bobcat]

Doing the math for all that sounds

Insane

[maiden anvil]

I can point my portapack to any light in the sky and figure out if it's human or not

[proud moth]

hot cups of coffee are indeed mysterious objects

[molten bobcat]

I want one now

I wish to taste the mystery

[proud moth]

hell yeah

[zealous charm]

Just bring your Apple Watch or meta glasses inside

[stable tiger]

the issue with UFOs isnt the existence of aliens it's the obscure consistencies between sightings that doesn't align with the technology capabilities of an advanced civilisation

Why would UFOs be saucers for example, when they're

• not aerodynamic
• not efficient

etc etc

an alien craft would very much need to have aerodynamics accounted for if it's to visit other planets, especially given rough conditions in them etc

[maiden anvil]

we have many accounts from navy fighter pilots of cylindrical objects, not saucer

there are also videos from the pentagon

[heady sage]

Do you think if I stabbed a leprechaun he would bleed lucky charms?

[maiden anvil]

if you got it on video, sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTvm_xDVaDI

[molten bobcat]

I just try my best to stop idiot hackers

[maiden anvil]

please consider a portapack so we can defend earth against the aliens

[heady sage]

And you’re good at it Log Gorilla

[signal mica]

they are among us

[molten bobcat]

Logrilla

[signal mica]

3 out of 10 people at the rave are aliens

factually proven by

[maiden anvil]

just look at mark z and tell me he's not a lizard person

[signal mica]

im starting to believe mark z emotional intelligence is capped at 0

like a perk in fallout games

he cant level it

[maiden anvil]

he could be a deathclaw in human form

good callout

[west venture]

He smart

[heady sage]

That would imply that he has strength

[signal mica]

cool pfp

[proud moth]

zuckerberg has less things in common with a human than Frosto

Frosto being already from another planet

[maiden anvil]

I hear he trains BJJ I dont think I would try to fight Lizard Zuck

[signal mica]

hehey buddy welcome to the tops

[maiden anvil]

[west venture]

I don't get why y'all hate Elon so much

Like hes a cool guy

[molten bobcat]

Is anyone catching that this is the manga panel where gojo confronts toji

[proud moth]

brotha...

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-jujutsu-kaisen-season-2-gojo-vs-toji-gif-506299389911091456

[heady sage]

Dude spoilers!

[molten bobcat]

It's been in the manga so long it's had not only an anime episode dedicated to it but also an entire movie

[signal mica]

i still dont understand how they revived gojo

[heady sage]

What the fuck!

[molten bobcat]

Revived..?

[heady sage]

Not cool man!

[west venture]

Can we start an argument?

[signal mica]

i made it up

[west venture]

I am understimulated

[signal mica]

muehehehe

[molten bobcat]

Azo is literally just saying shit lol

I've finished the manga bro is yappin

[signal mica]

we on rascal shi in 2026

[rapid badger]

Anime was a mistake

[west venture]

EXACTLY

[molten bobcat]

Spoiler alert yujis hair is pink

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-itadori-fumihiko-takaba-takaba-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-9945434855881302257

[west venture]

Way too immature

[signal mica]

it takes characters 10min to elaborate one thing

and then for some reason a side hoe has to repeat it

anime classic

[lofty warren]

nah, he instantly ||died||

[molten bobcat]

Oh but when the duffer brothers do it 5 seasons in a row everyone shits their pants

Fuckin Philistines

[proud moth]

windows is better than gentoo

[west venture]

Yeah actually

[signal mica]

welcome

[proud moth]

yeah i know...not much of an argument

[west venture]

Anime sucks

[fiery copper]

Hi

[proud moth]

Hi hi

[fiery copper]

I sent u a DM

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-erica-sinclair-stranger-things-stranger-things2-gif-12499711

They needed to give her more screen time

[zealous charm]

Wow she looks way older in season 5 (they all do, but especially her)

[sturdy thistle]

I am alive

[proud moth]

Hello fellow alive person

[sturdy thistle]

Did a 3 hour nap or so

I wanted 1 hour

Oops

[stable tiger]

they wrote that shit with GPT 😭

[proud moth]

your body hijacked the sleeping steering wheel

[sturdy thistle]

Yeah

But still have to to bed early today

Tell me stupid body to sleep properly

[undone fossil]

Hello I am dead

💀

[stable tiger]

why are you dead

[sturdy thistle]

Hello from alive

[gray wraith]

Made probably my best sauce for noodles ever

Maple syrup might be a way better product to sweet up a sauce

[gray wraith]

I am not getting baited

[supple plume]

Why are you taking a picture to the camera in the pfp @west venture

[stable tiger]

Yeah oath I loved that flamethrower!!!!

[west venture]

What?

[stable tiger]

discord user discovers mirror selfies

[supple plume]

Or we are the pfp

[wanton dock]

my brain is melting

[supple plume]

Try some glass

With ice and double whiskey

[wanton dock]

i might go bald

i am def losing my hair

i might just shave it all off

[young glen]

Cool

[stable tiger]

how old are you

[wanton dock]

20

[stable tiger]

just pop oral minox and finasteride

before you lose your shit

[wanton dock]

i did order hims minoxidil finasteride pills but after i paid they denied me

so i gotta stick with topical shit

[stable tiger]

they denied you after you paid?

lmao what

[wanton dock]

it's cuz "my mental health history"

they really think id down that shit or something

[stable tiger]

just use a different brand and dont provide medical history

[wanton dock]

ill probs do that after the topical hairspray runs out

it doesnt look like im balding

but my hair is thin as fuck

[stable tiger]

show the hairline

pull that shit up

[west venture]

You're goood

[wanton dock]

my hair is thin asf idk if its supposed to be or what

or im just paranoid idk

[molten bobcat]

The reveal.

[wanton dock]

your hair is kind of like mine

[signal mica]

Damn i came online just in the nick od time

[stable tiger]

i got hella thick hair

and my hairline hella low

i have 2 inch forehead

im lowkey hoping my shit recedes a bit

[molten bobcat]

I don't wanna talk about how much of my forehead I cropped

[signal mica]

Lmao

[west venture]

Is this you?

[wanton dock]

i have a big ass forehead

[molten bobcat]

Yeh

I have gorgeous hair

[molten fog]

Yellow 👋

[west venture]

Georgias hair

[wanton dock]

i was told by my hair stylist that if you stop taking oral finasteride and minoxidil (or just finasteride?) that your hair will just start falling out again after around a week

shits fucked

[molten bobcat]

Fun fun

I complimented my coworkers work

On a case

And he told me that it's because he shadowed under me

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[wanton dock]

good feeling

students i tutored in school said the opposite about me lmao

[exotic pendant]

😄

[wanton dock]

mainly because i was a beginner trying to teach fundamentals to other students

i overestimated myself

this was like 3 years ago

[stable tiger]

i have spent two hours writing scripts to auto manage my exploit dev env

unfortunately i need to do a windows version soon

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-ending-yuji-itadori-1080p60fps-lost-in-paradise-gif-25315688

This how I'm moving rn

[rapid badger]

[wanton dock]

i just had to turn my car in because my dad discovered that the brakes were failing and i thought it was fine that the brake pedal was going to the floor

[supple plume]

Bro my forehead is bigger

[molten bobcat]

Bro

[supple plume]

Is no big deal

[molten bobcat]

You need new brake pads lmao

[wanton dock]

i had a brake fluid leak

some kind of line needs to be replaced

[scenic maple]

beat this

[wanton dock]

me in a few years fr

ill be mr clean

[scenic maple]

thats the spirit

[rapid badger]

Jeff ? is that you

[wanton dock]

#goals

[rapid badger]

golam posting from his 400mil yacht

[molten bobcat]

I know about cars because it's my family business

[wanton dock]

do you really think the brake pads also need to be replaced

dayum

[supple plume]

Hahahah

[molten bobcat]

Knowing what I know about your brake lines

Perhaps

[wanton dock]

well shit

[scenic maple]

not shiny enough

[molten bobcat]

When you brake before, do you hear a screeching?

[supple plume]

I know

How do I make it shinier

[wanton dock]

no but my dad like had to brake twice, like the brakes didn't stop immediately, there was a skrt and it stopped a little past the stop sign

[scenic maple]

by become baldier

[supple plume]

Maybe I should stuck my head in bowling ball cleaner

[molten bobcat]

Christ alive

Yeah that's because there's a brake line issue

Brakes are pressed via hydraulic pressure

If the line containing said brake fluid breaks

[rapid badger]

Take care of your brakes lol

literally the most imp thing

[molten bobcat]

You can no longer activate the brakes with the pedal

Which I'd say is extremely important lol

[wanton dock]

ig he saved my life in a way because i would have just shrugged it off LOL

[west venture]

I stopped taking my ADHD meds to try some all natural remedies, it turns out stopping makes me psychotic and extremely irritable. 😭 I'm so cooked bro.

[molten bobcat]

Bro you can't hard stop ADHD meds lmao

[molten bobcat]

Yes he literally did thank him

[supple plume]

I do

[molten bobcat]

Okay okay "you shouldn't"

[supple plume]

Hey try drinking a bit of coffee

Not crazy

But it kinda helps the first week

At least to me

[scenic maple]

you are actually fine without breaks on a car
issue is you can stop only once

[wanton dock]

[west venture]

My ADHD is sevear bc my mom AND dad both suffer from it and take medication, so I just have a sevear version of it. I doubt coffee would help lol

[supple plume]

It is not a miracle but it helped me a bit

[west venture]

It was more of a mindfulness exercise/meditation thing I was gonna try

[supple plume]

That could help too

[west venture]

Imma keep taking the meds JUST to keep functioning lol

Crazy tho

[supple plume]

If you have to quit helps a lot reducing the dosage

Anyway good luck tho

It sucks a lot

[molten bobcat]

Talk to a doctor about how to get off meds safely

They make ADHD meds now that aren't stimulant based

If you were interested

I take them and have seen a lot of improvement

[stable tiger]

i was on 2000mg caffeine a day to function then when i told my doctor he said "wait you don't have an adhd diagnosis"

like brother you HAVE MY MEDICAL HISTORY 😭

[supple plume]

Vro what 2g of cafeine is diabolical

[wanton dock]

2g of caffeine and im rocking back and forth on the floor asking god to take away the feeling jeez

[stable tiger]

Yeah but I need stims to function or I can literally read something 50x and it doesnt process

[scenic maple]

weakest 19th century peasant vs strongest caffeine enjoyer

[stable tiger]

19th century peasants weren't studying they were avoiding the black plague 💀

well 17th were

close enough

[gray wraith]

Yoo guyz Nd gals, do you follow any 3rd party guidelines like the WSTG when conducting an assessment? Or do you have your own written methodology which you base your pentest on?

[sturdy thistle]

The shower was good

No coffee for me today anymore

[stable tiger]

i use a 0day and brick their environment till i get fired + sued + arrested

[exotic pendant]

😄

[stable tiger]

see frostbite gets it

[gray wraith]

Nah but im genuienly curious bc I kind of go head first with, i guess, way less thought than i should

[stable tiger]

did you guys know that adhd brains don't develop at 25 but can be late 20s to early 30s

[scenic maple]

that is if you make it that far

[bronze glen]

is there any recruiter who looks at HTB ranks? and the guy is like "guru" or "omniscient" or whatever and the recruiter is like "yep, this guy is hired"

[stable tiger]

i mean you could put your htb profile on your resume i guess?

[bronze glen]

i've already done that but i doubt that has mattered a lot

[gray wraith]

I guess it depends if the recruiter even knows what htb is

[timber field]

Hellooo

[stable tiger]

https://github.com/0xwarl0ck/ubuntu-binex-configs

can anyone check if im missing tools

[boreal pike]

Hello fellow hackers and slackers.

[bronze glen]

how's it goin

[timber field]

Helloo

[bronze glen]

what's up

[timber field]

Just trying to study

Wbu?

[bronze glen]

study what

[timber field]

Phy

Uhm magnetism

Wbu?

[bronze glen]

chilln- spotify- tryna finish up browsed(the box)

i was delusional enough to think i'd get first blood on it

some dude user owned it in 12 damn minutes

[timber field]

I am new to this. I don't know anything about this

I haven't even started

[bronze glen]

tried any boxes yet?

[timber field]

No 😭😭

[boreal pike]

Going alright, just chilling and vibing! How's u?

[timber field]

I am in highschool rn. It's kind of hectic

I'll do it tho!

[bronze glen]

i think the starting point is a good place to start (DUH)

[timber field]

yeahh ikr

[bronze glen]

sums everything up real nicely

[bronze glen]

tryna finish up browsed hby

[timber field]

Is it hard though?

[bronze glen]

it's a medium box, last medium box for me in the active machines, gonna move on to hard boxes after that

[boreal pike]

Oh I got a user pwn on Convertor yesterday, might try to get a root pwn on it later today/tomorrow.

[timber field]

alrighty

[boreal pike]

[bronze glen]

i see

[upbeat tangle]

Lets goo !!

[bronze glen]

what's good @upbeat tangle

[timber field]

Whats the time there?

[upbeat tangle]

All good brother, today my body feels broken but i sirvuve

survive