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Isnโt most people in security this days.
oh noo
yes
pls dont
sorry but it is not me
Are you holding up okay?
it is mr.robot inside me
show me
I can't
Yeah. Just crazy busy
why did you kiss your sibling
what do you even mean by this
I dont think u can get in without degrees anymore unless u have IT exp
CISO of two companies currently as they merge.
Lord
Even tho degrees are stupid
hmm, like my brother?
And people wonder why I don't wanna be management lol
Can you be my headphones Marcie?
can't we force you to yap more on discord
its like 85 degrees in here farenheit
like , helping me? you know a helpdesck job when you help old people
something like that
Too bad you use farenheit
Job description clearly mentions degrees celsius
Echo needs that
I can
@obtuse fern how did u learn to do htb web boxes
you can afford $100k/y minimum? ๐คจ
Not enough hours in a day. My current to do list
- Security team structure and my direct reports
- Salary reviews
- Performance reviews
- Mitigation plan for last security assessment
- BCDR project
- TPRM project
- Maintain and achieve multiple org wide certifications
- SOC modernisation.
100k$?
Good luck on 7 lmao
My rank is not high but through pain
yes I can
in Zimbabwe dollar
I mean like did u do portswigger first or just read writeups or what
7 is the easier one. You do all the other things properly and certificates are achieved by default performance.
Come work for me. $200 mil signing bonus, but you have to invent AGI by 2030 or get suicided
Does tiro know I'm a tier 2 SOC analyst now
Pretty similar to my task list to be honest, but I still come to yap 
Portswiger is good yes
Anyone knows that recent WhatsApp exploit name ?
hello
I wanna search abt it
Stronger than last we met
What helped u the most
Yooooooo my brother
The other spare time is taken up by family ๐
7 years of web development
are you angry
Ooooo
yo
It's part of a bigger plan
Family do be important
Thats actually a good point
that is older than me
Echos getting louder fr
oohh . so you are not angry
I thought you get fired
yall ever just
More often than not yeah
Tiro is alive ๐
FUCK YOY
How can our feet smell if they don't have a nose?
I took it apart Double D! Am I smart now?
Was my childhood
I was trying to find the burple nurple gif but there's no good ones 
This one's pretty good
I was looking for the one where he was screaming it but it looks like it might have to be created. ๐คฃ
My sister and I watched the episode stoned out of our gourds.
We were like, no way this is for kids. lol
Sure! Do you know one?
Mung 
๐ฎ
He went through so much trouble to save that town from those poisoned nuples lol
I know this guy
I saw a lookalike in Schiphol Airport just now on tv
He is everywhere
He achieved superposition
He must tell me his secrets
hello guys i have a pwn question
when patching a binary LIBC memory via "pwninit" i noticed that only the local exploit works, but not the remote one
sup people; good day y'all
for the remote one i need a copy of libc on disk that the server is using
but why is it the case that remotely it doesn't work when doing "libc = elf.libc" with elf being the patched binary?
shouldn't this LIBC object correspond to the local copy anyway?
instead i have to manually set "libc = path/to/local/libc" and use the unpatched binary and the exploit works
No u @green kite
NO U
MOOOOOOOODS
bro
He is drunk
Crowdund
any hacking today?
No hack but I started my first uni course today so Im happy about that
idk much pwn stuff
Ripppppppppp
When after an hour you finally pwned, but you realise that the real one who gets pwned is you...

Hi [need someone explain]
Dedispawn for all is here!
Starting January 15th, all users (Free + VIP) will get their own Dedicated Machine instances on HTB Labs. That means no more sharing Machines, smoother sessions, and faster content drops coming your way.
Playing newly released Machines? Make sure to use Release Arena for a dedicated, pre-spawned experience if you are a VIP or Free user. All stays the same for VIP+ subscribers.
โ ๏ธ NOTICE Action required for (VIP) users: Your current VPN keys will stop working on Jan 15 as we unify access to dedicated instances. Make sure to update your keys on Thursday!
Learn more about the update here ๐ https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/quality-hacking-labs-experience-with-dedispawn
Thanks
maybe the real pwning is the friends we we made along the way
Means everyone have own machine
To hack it ?
to install updates on 
i just want to make HTB labs all my life how do i do this
very surprised dedispawn become a free thing
@supple plume ๐
omg
i would love to do content creation, time to start an anime training arc
Whats holding you back?
Ooooh
money
yeah brother
how much you need
yo big builder boy got to Hacker
cuz its also added taxes
you too my man
you too
send paypal
Good night sleep.
well sweet.
dreams.
wait a bit, I have to see how to get my paypal, I rarely used it
dont dead
open inside
for me its easier if you tell me in private who should I request instead
lemme look up
This is how i perceive you morph
Waiting for your next victim within squat distance
lol
more or less accurate
i am the scissor crab gif irl
But morph on a good day is
im thinking miku miku oweeeooh
I havnt seen Brathadair in a while
Download/Stream: https://anyanami.lnk.to/bread
Follow Anya Nami:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theanyanami/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theanyanami
Lyrics:
All I, all I, all I all I wanted
Was a bit of bread
Mama called me disappointment,
Papa called me fat
I like it garlic, rye and brown
Banana, honey bun
Brioche, focaccia, naa...
Anyone willing to show me there try hack me or hack the box notes ? From when they started just to see the format etc ?
sent
this is HackTheBox
Ik like both
For wen u pawn a box etc
How u go about note taking
Umm ok? Your English is broken but somewhat understandable
โฆ..
Wait mario, is someone helping you get the cert. So you can now get certified and fly to america andd work as junior 
Mario is becoming american
Oh you not English? My bad
DAMN
ay ay ay not that fast
Me an American? I rather stay European no offense, I know USA is big bucks and all but if I wanna move I rather move to the better European countries
@alpine pumice
Agreed
Plus EU does pay really good to
In the West yea, in the Eastern hell nah
Yup where abouts you ?
Iโm uk but moving Holland as soon as I can
@fiery copper
No offense, but for someone from UK you English is really bad.
โฆ.
No offence but donโt tell me you one of them stuck up people who talk proper posh English
Donโt wanna feel like Iโm back in skl lol
I can write proper *school (see) ๐๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Ill tell you a pun
Hm ?
Holy C
There are several different dialects in the uk and it carries over to how people type
Happy Bir.... nvm
Thank you
Ur one smart ass person clearly ๐
lets gooooo
probably smarter than you're entire ass genealogical tree ๐
kypanz the best hacker in the world
Fair I guess
Woah echoes no need they were being nice ๐ญ
Frrr
echoes is not smarter
Did yu think I was being sarcastic?
based on the interactions I had with you
dont tell me you spelt "you" like "yu" on purpose
Yujiro Hamna
๐
I was being serious.
Alright yall can we chill please
aright you wont be incinerated this time
Then it would have been a 9 to 5 job
hackerman
whats up brother
I figured out why arch crashed on last update
I almost crashed it again but I realized
what was the issue
Were are you from ?
for some reason on updating with Syu left a wrong symbol on the initrmfs config 
wierd af
Why does this kinda bang? lol
but just removing the simbol and regenerating initrmfs files all good
a country
Its so ridiculou sometimes how shit crashes because a simple thing like that
ania nami vro, that grl is gold
What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Ok bye
literally some ` broke a command and left literalli: o"
in a critical file
trolls ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
yea
I genuinely wanted to know๐ญ
i had to rewrite some payload because of similar issue xD
box the hack
And you got to this conclusion from not knowing me how ?
i saw your past messages
huge troll
the hack box
Show me
that's fine but crashing your entirre os rendering it unusable for a "o from a legit update is diabolical
no need to, your the one who put them
Mr Dan patrick. Are you called 3 bags because you always carry 3 bags on you, or you could only ever make 3 bags?
||I've been pondering this question more than I'd like at this point. lol||
1 hour until I get to go home to new (to me) guitar delivered today
Developer sneezed and accidently pressed u know

Think you got that mixed up with having a laugh bro everyone trolls here ,u entered this chat trolling
nah bro your just a troll
I was thedanpatrick. Danny Three Bags is my Irish mafia name. The bags are left to the imagination much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
U are

Wasnโt me๐
I'd like to think you beat your victims with three bags of soap you constantly carry on you. Nothing says psychopath like beating someone with a pillowcase full of irish spring bars.
good night chat
goodnite echoes
idk man, most purple teamers are troll

Ok this is gonna sound like Iโm trolling not really so much purple anymore
Dream of cool hax
Was always offsec but switch due to the pressure of the market and then just decided to pursue what I want
Itโs not wrong
Helps freshen the smell of the kill
the Irish Never Quit
What's funny af is that commercial definitely came out during "The Troubles" and that's an IRA slogan hidden in plain sight.
Walking around with three bags of that hard green. I'd be scared. Wouldn't want to meet that guy in a dark alley
"Watch out for Danny Three Bags. That man will clean your clock."
Calling card - he leave a bar of soap in the vics mouth
hackthebox sso down?, can get to account page but labs/academy wont load
nvm working now
I found a Gold Mine of knowledge.
Your mind would be blown.
Anyway this is the Gold Mine I was referring about: https://asecuritysite.com/
๐
๐
Nooo I missed the rare Tiro appearance ๐ญ
Any web retired challenge recommendation to do now?
@austere sinew ๐ ๐ซต
until the next full moon
@undone fossil You should listen to my hard techno mix in #magical-tunes
goooood eveeeninggggggggggg all
good morning
hi
back from work time to hax0r



Hello
I interact on this server a lot
I am Buddhist and I will spend a month or so focusing more heavily on meditation and developing similiar skills
Because of this I will quit this server
temporarily
bye
I love you all
see ya
Hi, I'm providing a VM to my friend and noticed a loud noise in my closet - server was 100% 1 cpu core.
So I investigated. Found a deleted binary that was calculating something.
Researched it was bruteforcing BTC wallets.
Investigated further found C2 server and downloaded server source code.
Looked at the code - telegram token and comments in Indonesian.
Researched TG bot - found an admin.
What to do next? Write an abuse to telegram and C2 hosting provider? Write to the admin?
Can see more then 700 machines infected with theirs hashrate
How many chances are there to get lucky in giveaway ?
Is there any way to make the files from the pwnbox persistent?
very low
I participated in 3 giveways , but couldn't get single one
I am going to win the giveaway
there are hundreds, sometimes thousands of participants each giveaway
Yes
But from starting to ending of giveway , the only thing in mind is giveaway
anyone know when the new season is comming ?
i just wanna shake it
thats what she said
ooohhh shiiiit
Letsdefend monthly subscription so exp
also HTB labs
is Exp
$25 is something .
so is vip+ basically just going to be retired content now? or this going to extend to lets defend /academy in some way?
cause ngl main reason id buy vip before was for the dedicated instances
lucky fellow
The way I was told is that you get access to the writeups for the retired machines, unlimited pwnbox, and access to retired content.
Essentially if you want the cloud pwn machine and the retired machines then it seems like it's the way to go. If your only doing active and don't need any of that then free is good
That's why I continued to pay 25 was due to the dedicated machines
now everyone gets one
tbh cloud pwnbox is to laggy to be useful, i'd only ever pay for it for retired content, but really i've still got alot of active content to get through before i'd do that
but if they decided to add lets defund or bundle academy to an extend i think i'd really consider vip+ again
otherwise why wouldnt i just pay for more academy if anything
Yeah, the only time I'll use it is when I don't have access to my main machine. I prefer my own VM just cause I have stuff I like to use on it that's not on pwnbox
Plus i3 lol
i have had several issues with pwnbox and dated tools, i wish it was just a fully updated version of kali
I can't live without it now
i mean pwnbox has shared storage folders that stay off memory, but still so lagy
Hmmm, good to know.

Still I prefer my window manager and kitty over things like tmux. Better work flow and easier to copy and paste out of box lol
Tell your friend not to be a jackass and running random files
yeah i dont recall the folder name cause don't really use pwnbox now its just to lagy
Is it that bad for you?
I mean it's not horrible, at least for academy imo. If you're using it for the lab platform I feel it could become cumbersome
academy is fine, labs adds alot more time on then it's feasible to use
Hi
gets frustrating quickly particularly the gui tools
I want a simple hint about machin where to ask?
probably #boxes unless it has it's own channel, but if it's an active box just ask if someone can dm you first, and don't give out any details about it
its active yes
whats up yodie family
Did i just say any one solved (name of machin)?
just got to #boxes and say can anyone give a hint for (name of machine)
or ask for a dm for name of machine
Okk thx๐ซกโฅ๏ธ
Sit down to study
spend 1h making a nvim plugin to save 2 key strokes instead
type X struct{<enter>}
// ->
type X struct{
|
}
// instead of
type X struct{
|}

ngl these osint challenges feel very "welcome to google"
It is Infact another one of those days
This has been me all week because Iโve been struggling to get my LSP to work
Or I guess I mean last week
Idek anymore
what giveaway
Indeed
makes you really appreciate just not being sick when you get sick like that
ya, u should be lay down on ur bed
9:47am for me, i gnna be to go to company rn:)
hello guys, recently i connected the vpn from ee.uu and a machine say Disconected
what can i do?
ohh i need vip
bruhh
is it a retired machine? then u need vip, yeah
yess
Do it
i alr won dw
What did I miss tho
check #giveaways
Those are still going tho
/me removes @wanton dock from the pool
Too late.
darn
You've been entered into the don't win pool. May the odds not be in your favor
ill win in spirit
That's the spirit
yes
New drinking game idea, kubernetes
Speaking of which, I need to get the other nodes on the cluster. We ended up bricking it by accidentally shrinking the filesystem to 200 megabytes
And for some reason it didn't do well with electing a new master node and bricked itself
Hello
@lilac cipher
did you read the attached help article?
it's linked in the announcement itself...
Morning
why would u do that?
i can see why multi cloud security architects are cocky, they earned it ๐
entitled pos people dont need an excuse anyway
@terse dirge bro help
im so trash in counter strike ๐ญ
me too
rook ceph
brother i have 478 hours and im not able to go beyond silver 4
we decided to only use 3TB out of like 5TB
just don't play ranked
my premier elo is 6k
do kubernetes instead of Counter Strike
im playing normal matchmaking
not premier
and i still cant go beyond silver
my friends got gold nova, and i cant even exit silver
just do kubernetes instead. It's more pain but without having to deal with people
paint*
yea im studying HTB too
since morning
decided to play CS rn cause was bored
machines still weekly for off season?
never heard of CEPH storage TIL
once everyone in here learns kubernetes they'll start the new season
from what I've been told it's what's considered "standard" for kubernetes clusters
Could be for non-managed k8s cluster and homelab scenarios
or in other words overly complicated to use so everyone uses it
lol
the hardest part of setting up kubernetes is finding the page in the docs of the service you need is how to actually install it 
literally all things kubernetes have the longest documentation and on the page where it says "install" it's a wall of text telling you about the service and how you would theoretically install it
Have you tried sleeping at "normal" hours?
go back to bed vro
too late
speaking of, i should probably be going to bed, but I can go for a map or two in PoE2 ๐ค I have been steadily climbing up the waystone tiers without too much trouble aside from the occasional "well, i miscalculated" moment
Classic: โoh shit yeah that wonโt work at T16โ
Druid?
more like "oh yea, this area is corrupted and I shouldn't dive face first into a pile of mobs"
No exactly
I wanna blow them the fuck up so bad
But is delirium and corrupted
And a boss map
And radiated
i've learned to use my secret second strategy of: using my brain
You get the jist
How does one unlock this?
you setting up kubernetes?
kill a small pack -> devour corpse -> oil barrage
it does a FUCKTON of damage
and I haven't even invested support gems in it
i think i finally found the perfect graphic settings for hunt showdown
No, Iโm scared
for rare mobs/map bosses -> get to the stun range -> do the wing attack to get power charges and get the heavy stun -> oil barrage
I was trying to do a totem and fissures titan build
That was fun as hell
try it out. 
fissures are fun with slam
But nothing beat my pure lightning hemming legionarie
i had thought of going full bear with the fissures and bear slam
@mystic harbor
See Iโm just waiting for the assassin class
pile up a fuck ton of fissures under a boss as its loading up, then SMACK
Itโs like popping your back
but also i'm doing mostly casual winging it type shit on my skill tree and gems
"looks good"
Its like ripping the little plastic lid off the peanut butter jar without it tearing
COULD I be using a better setup? sure, probably
buuuuuut
well time to work
i picked up the node that makes it so that my boots give 3x their ES value as armor :)
What level currently?
like 70ish
Market? Or you got that as a drop
it's on the skill tree my guy :D
Emma, what are your thoughts on the CKA cert?
Imo this is almost as good as attack speed scaling with dex
You donโt know how nice that is to me
I'll get around to upgrading some of my tabs I GUESS for marketplace stuff
$450 for a cert is very interesting but you pay with more than your sanity and wallet

โฆ
How do you survive brosef
a lot of them were from PoE1 tbf
i'm not farming gear rn to place on the market, did get a sick ass 15 div ring though in my first map level temple run :)
and in my last temple run i picked up 2 more raw divs
Chris Wilson Smiled Upon Me
I couldnโt do temple anymore
The final boss gives me so much anxiety
I canโt with his ass
ah it must've changed price
Sekemahs or bust
you mean atziri?
:vimtutor
rule 1 if you're going for the apex bosses in PoE1/2: Just get enough damage to ignore mechanics
don't need to do mechanics if you deal 1billion dps 
Fact
But the thing is
He has the item that doubles my 500mil
You see my predicament now
atzubi is a she... queen of the vaal. Maybe you're getting confused with the Trials and the fuckass bosses that show up there and it's a crapshoot if you got a good roll
good roll being: Modifiers that don't make you want to kill yourself and others around you and don't actively make your build useless
after almost 3 years, I have almost finished one run of the main story in PoE 1 
Yeah, that's Trials, not temple
But I was being facetious with my statement about him having that kinda item
I have gathered this now
:)
I have invested so many hours into this shit that I should probably get checked out, because I continue to play despite the fact that occasionally the game either kills itself or my computer kills itself
My fav modifier is and will always be increased enemy level
It happens to the best of us
I put in about 300~ hours
that's no longer a thing that happens in the atlas anymore, irradiated tablets, and the removal of the bullshit tower system :)
And I had a lot of fun, but I wanna play a finished product and idk, maybe itโs too competitive for me
one day I will finish the main story and then the game is over 
Iโll cry
nah, it's actually better now
I didnโt like the towers so I donโt mind that
But the enemy levels was so nice
because you can choose which tablets to apply to your maps
it still exists
just in the form of a tablet
and you can apply it selectively
instead of praying that it affects a map that you're pathing to
Instead of having to get lucky with your tower spread
ye
Yeah no that is better
'corrupted nexus' requires you to have a waystone with 4 mods to clear it. And corruption acts similarly to 'beyond' except I don't believe there's 'corruption bosses' so to speak
but any map with corruption has that effect, so you get more mob per mob
โYou get more mob per mobโ
use antigravity
Only in PoE
Currently in my atlas tree i have it so that if I clear an abyss, it has a chance to infect nearby maps with abyss
Ohhhhhhh
so i can get more abyss per abyss
i love it, if you can manage it
antigravity + parrot os = monster for learning
early game it SUCKS because your gear is absolute garbage for it
gn
Abyss slaps if you have AoE
clear the mobs, get the abyss to summon up, spam your AOE at the opening, ez clear
I didnโt set up my ruptures enough for that when I started mapping
just watch out for rare mobs with the abyss mods
Sorry I thought you said jump directly into the mobs
I donโt know how I got that
But itโs what Iโve done
well the annoying thing with them is that the abyss hole isn't pathable, so you can't walk over them and ground projectiles (i.e. fissures) won't pass through them
Yeah that was super annoying
My main gripe atm is the devour and wing slap keep getting me into awkward positions where I can't fuckin move 
The over head slam did that to me all the time
What is rhat
lodging me into terrain that I can't get out of (without another wingslap)
also my setup absolutely demolishes armor
I never found a use for armor breaking
Like as a focus point of my build
I tried but couldnโt see a comparison. I know I played when armor basically had no meaning at all though
So idk how much thatโs changed
makes phys damage do more, and you can get stuff that modifies your damage and the effect of it; so instead of 0 armor, it goes to like -1500
i can say that it's noticable (with my current setup) when i gotta chip through armor
but a few bear slaps clears it right up
I kinda wanna try out a cold damage/ww build at some point too
Werewolf??
jk
But I did try to do a cold monk build. I never got around to getting it past act 2
monks are fun
they made a few QoL changes as well, such as adding ways to generate charges early game so that your build isn't starving for them
I turned 12 on this dayโฆ
get wrecked nerd, i was already becoming a cog in the machine that year
but yeah, i have some VERY old prem tabs
before then i was slumming it so hard
I didn't even have a place to hoard my uniques 
and that was WAY before unique tabs were a thing
I couldnโt imagine dude
How are you still here
earliest season I remember playing was the one that introduced Vaal
If I couldnโt hoard my uniques Iโd have quit long ago
Let me just tell ya, you ever tried playing league of legends with 800 ping?
If your quotes
I threw up in my mouth
Not cause of the ping though
Like shrimple as that is stuck in my head
Thatโs a good one
my specs were so bad, that if the game was running smooth: I knew i was about to crash 
๐ญ๐ญ
Once upon a time I have been there
the paranoia that if the game is running well that "hmmmm when's the crash" 
: (
hi vader :3
Guys weโre finally onto Active Directory attacks
LMAO found an even earlier tab:
Dude is a serious og of poe
I feel unworthy to be here
You are worthy friend
you got the cert; i didn't :) you are worthy
Whenโs the next attempt?
maybe soon.tm i'm waiting on a thing for the most part while spending time reorganizing my notes to not be so... anyway
I havenโt even done hacking in weeks
Truth be told Iโm scared to go back
What if Iโm not as good as I once was
Understandable
Theyโve got you beat
Yep
Vader, you're fine. A stumble here or there doesn't mean you aren't good.
I haz this though even though I dont play PoE anymore
Also to be fair; I'm just seeing them as they pop up from the UI on upgrading to merchant tabs
lol the name of my last character before I stopped playing ๐
What is that
I know when Iโm beat
Iโve lost my purpose now
why is HTB forum page blocked for interactions? (forum.hackthebox.com). it says it's in READ ONLY mode and that I can't login with my htb creds
Deprecated
yup as mick said it's deprecated and being kept alive for archival reasons
wow I hate etcd
I find it very usefull still! should I use this discord channel instead?
Yes
great thx
why?
because I have to manually delete the entry if it partially joined or if I removed the node
My honest reaction
We kept it to preserve the usefulness of the past, but for future stuff we suggest discord
does anybody have a macbook with M4/M5? I'm having problem with the guest additions for my kali on virtualbox ๐ฅฒ the scaling is not working properly. I'm pretty sure I have to switch to vmware or paid parallels, right?
if u are using kubeadm u can purge ๐
fusion is free iirc
i'd personally give vmware a shot
thank you!!
as its free now
Henlo Emma ๐
Hi tejas
How was holidays?
still on vacation ๐
Damn
yea. I'll give them a shot then. thank you โค๏ธ
Try utm?
Indeed
do you guys still study hacking? or you just work with it
hadnt heard of this untill before, seems to just add a layer of ai agent management on top of a vscode ide?
yeah it looks interesting, im debating if its gonna be worth swapping to that, instead of paying for jetbrains annual once student stuff runs out, not really sure how much i trust agentic ai coding outside of small prototypes tho
right now i pay7 euro per month for 3 months before i decide to pay 21 eur
Emma, are you kubernetes certified?
yeah student sub gives me both annual jetbrains and google ai pro
been doing challenges most the day and feel like barely put a dint in active ones
now i want the student sub too lol
if you got an old student email there could try that, i was finishing off my masters so used the uni's one
never went to one 
She is CKA iirc
Sigh I have a train at 10.30 so I need to leave the house by 8.30 but naturally I take medication at 7.15 and what time does my body naturally wake up at mind you? 6.40. After I managed to get to sleep at 3am
not till you set it up
finally I got my 3 control plane cluster up 
more sleep than i had
FUCK, what is wrong with this stupid node now??
How are you alivr
gib me the damn cluster access to me
, you are taking too long to set it up.
that's a question for future mick
wait no i lied actually i checked i actually had 4 hours of sleep
Did you slept tonight?
Ooh you're just talking about
damn
fixed it
stupid thing was trying to reach itself about its car's extended warranty
good meowning
Technically it is morning
maybe @austere sinew is just meowing
lmao pods keep crashing now fml
poor ceald
it's only this node that's having issues 
stuff always crashin around em
it's most likely a hardware issue at this point
at least you can HAVE COFFEE!! gestures to heart medication
That would kick my ass I drink like a litter of coffee a day
wait so true bestie
heyyyyy anyone
i don't even miss the caffeine.... i miss the taste...
bestie? ๐
The rear paws look like front paws ๐ญ
slay
friend (priv)escalation
I know I'm sleep deprived when this has me cackling
heyy im new here wanna be friends ? cuz i dont have one who is in cybersecurity
in the nicest sense possible you seem dodgy and like a scammer and idek if your intentions are pure and what's with the no profile pic
Hello fellow noob.
so, coffee time
Hey why do we have a stage called trivia night?
enter and find out ๐๏ธ
hello
Mmmm It's a stage I guess I can take a look on the chat
cats are better at this
ohhhh im real !!! what should i do so you'll belive me
When I first joined, people called me a robot... ignored my VIP status etc.
I purchased HTB Annual but I found an oil&gas job :/
If I go to camp, I work 12 hours and the vouchers expire.
how much money is it
20/hr starting... but... this is key...
You work 44 hours/week avg. but 3 meals a day all paid.
you know when i was a teenager, my compsci teacher gave me the best exam advice
study whilst on the bus, study whilst pooping, study whilst eating
have some coffee candy
if you really want it make the time for it
They want my full commitment to that job... sleep oil and gas, eat oil and gas...
caffeine....
well it's a job it's not your life lol
certified karma analyst? 
they cannot legally control your personal development
if you have time to poop you have time to read at least one paragraph on academy
i've used academy when waiting for doctors appointments on my phone even
the longer you complain the longer it takes to get results
Yeah I should at least get CJCA so I have the IT skills for the future.
there's a bunch of non caffeine alternatives which i cant remember rn
Sad the CPTS voucher will expire prob if I devote to that job.
yes you should always complain but shorter
going to sleep early ๐ฉ
well i guess just figure out what means most to you
i envy you
also like
not to be mean but
The oil&gas job is guaranteed, he trained me, paid for 4 meals (recruiter), and I got my rent paid in 3 days.
if it's a 12 hour shift
i'm assuming this is max 4 times a week
you have 3 other whole days
to study
It's a weird 2 weeks in, 1 week out schedule...
what ๐ญ
grind finer good coffee >>
@scenic maple go away. i'm her bestie now 
I'm an idiot, I will ask scheduling... but oil and gas standard is 2 weeks in, 1 week out type of thing.
im new here i dont know how to use it
im ngl madara this job seems like slave labour
and it's gonna wear you out
this type of schedule seems toxic
they probably pay for the meals because they know that's the only way people will stay
proof here @scenic maple
check pinned messages
Certified K8s Administrator
I got CKA and CKS
was it worth it?
For complete noob yes
bru u cant ask deadly questions like that on gen chat
It helped me learn administration and sec concept fast paced
instead of reading it from various sources and trial and errors
did you learn how to set up full k8s?
checked now what to do with that ??/
It is not included, but from KodeKloud yes
Later, I did it hands on couple of times to get a hang of it
did you use kubeadm?
Yes
what did you use as your load balancer?
For the Ingress?
ingress is something like traefik. Load balancer is something like kube-vip
nginx is also an ingress controller I think
i was about to say i'm too tired to shower this morning but then i remembered some people don't even shower once a day
or some days
it gave me the motivation i needed to get up
i know people that doesn't shower after work
But the outdoorsโฆ.
you need a load balancer for well balancing loads on the kubernetes api and services to keep a high availability environment. You can also use an external one like HA proxy
that's really disgusting
decentralization
esp when they pretend that they showered
very much the kubernetes experience
Shut up chat I am trying to prepare my coffee
don't forget to add || kubernetes||
Crumpets are my weapon of breakfast choice today methinks
I should learn k8s tho
Youโre referring to an L4 load balancer. I didnโt deploy one explicitly in cloud environments; it was provided by the cloud provider via Service type=LoadBalancer, typically fronting the NGINX Ingress Controller.
Some tea and crumpets
they made this in 2500bc without coffee and you need coffee to write javascript on the server
I use docker a huge lot
Egypt reference goated
@austere sinew how do they made these?
Whips I heard were very encouraging
hmm, I'm deploying on baremetal 
yeah they were normal hired people

I mean it'd make sense that cloud would have their own load balancers
Ok I'll get some whips for the k8s
not slaves more like corporate slaves of their time
Literally 0 difference to now
no
Heart condition
Right
Bro 
its what it is
That's what I think
That was so bad to say it became hilarious
Guys if I die early Im gonna say golam did it
Yall will notice the lack of yap
gday!
Go away hellspawn

Then Emma would know better, she has a local stack
same as what you are trying to achieve
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
she has disconnected infra now, she has to set it up once she moves to the US ig
another canidian mirror lost
Hey golam
I know what broke my system
Since you have arch maybe be careful
If you update
i have been stable since coronoa virus
nothing broke
ever
unless that one time i was doing suspicious things to the kernal
poor kernel
bro ceald does it every day
do questionable things in a test pc
or google cloud
in a docker
but u didnt hear it from me
nuh uh
docker run -it archlinux:latest /bin/bash
only once I did lfs and it was a good experience
I would recommend it over kubernetes
bro got lucky
brooo can anyone tell me how can i get aj job ??
maybe apply?
easy
- git gud in hack
- get lucky
- apply
i dont have smething to show up in my resume
there ya go






