general

[barren saddle]

Hello guys it’s illegal for people to post you without ur permission on the internet right?

Well some account is posting me and my brother and we don’t like that as we are completely anonymous on the internet and they didn’t ask for our permission

After we found out we told them to take it down but they aren’t

Is there a way to report to take it down? Or teach them a lesson other than court

[dusky jacinth]

reach out to support on whichever application it's on

so if its IG then reach out to IG support

[green kite]

“Teach them a lesson”? Just contact the site to have it taken down, if that doesn’t work, get the police/lawyer involved for takedown notice

[barren saddle]

IG support isn’t helping and am too young to involve the police?

[green kite]

Ask your parents?

[dusky jacinth]

IG support will help

we can't help you

[undone fossil]

Too young to involve police?

Also yeah that’s anIG problem not us

[alpine pumice]

this ain't IG support dawg

[green kite]

Just an fyi, if you’re under 18, you need a consent form to be here

[alpine pumice]

and you're never too young to contact the authorities

[dusky jacinth]

LOL

I was waiting for someone to say it

[alpine pumice]

@barren saddle How old are you?

[dusky jacinth]

bros got the ban hammer ready

bros got the parental consent form on lock

[prime heron]

i remember that bullshit lmfaooo

[rugged dune]

[dusky jacinth]

tis the rules

and it makes sense

[lofty warren]

ahhhhh

[barren saddle]

…

[lofty warren]

too gunnn

[dusky jacinth]

I definetlty wouldn't want my kids hanging out in here with you freaks

jkjk

[green kite]

My kid is reading with me

[prime heron]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-monkey-listening-monkey-speech-bubble-dumb-lion-lion-yelling-gif-977388511909412427

[barren saddle]

YALL GOT KIDS

[green kite]

Or at least, glaring at screen, she can’t read, yet

[barren saddle]

✌️💔

[prime heron]

they're unc

[barren saddle]

Fr

[lofty warren]

ima kid

[dusky jacinth]

I was about to say, aren't your kids like super young?

also no I don't have kids

[barren saddle]

Yall are the 80s🥀😂

[dusky jacinth]

but if I did

[green kite]

4 and 1,5

[alpine pumice]

Don't dodge the question. How old are you?

[dusky jacinth]

my position stays

[dusky jacinth]

I am the entirety of the 1980's?

rad

[lime trout]

i prefer to use "the late 1900s"

gets the boomers going more

[alpine pumice]

you have to be 13+ to use discord

[barren saddle]

Gng am 18

[barren saddle]

Oh am safe

[alpine pumice]

Aren't you supposed to be off?

[barren saddle]

Am dead lucky I thought I gotta be 25

15*

✌️😭

[lime trout]

you pinged me sir

[green kite]

Gotta be 18 to be here

[dusky jacinth]

you still need a parental consent form bucko

[barren saddle]

Nuh uh

Hacking since 12

[green kite]

You pinged the fairy godmother on holiday

[alpine pumice]

why you lookin at pings when you're on vaca

[barren saddle]

Gng come on

[green kite]

Don’t ping em

[barren saddle]

No proof look

[barren saddle]

.

Seee

😔💔

[dusky jacinth]

yeah too late

[lofty warren]

I used Discord when I was 9

[dusky jacinth]

you just told us you were 15

[green kite]

You do know there’s edit logs?

[barren saddle]

Yea I was a mod once

[dusky jacinth]

I don't think discord was around when I was 9

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/us-mods-see-everything-gif-11321732192597299941

[dusky jacinth]

what year did it comeout

[lime trout]

It’s slack I don’t check on vacay lol

[barren saddle]

Until I realized my feature will be am a redditor so I ditched it

[lime trout]

I’m always on discord

[lofty warren]

🐧

ima jk

[barren saddle]

Damn u got a job?

[lime trout]

Could also be the American thing of vacay you still check emails n stuff lmao

[lime trout]

Yes

[green kite]

@lilac cipher I got snow

[young glen]

🙂

[dusky jacinth]

please censor this as it offends the unemployed

[lofty warren]

Belgium too beautiful

[dusky jacinth]

pretty

looks like MN

but you're across the pond right?

[barren saddle]

don’t cuss

[barren saddle]

True

I wish I could upload pictures I could have got the best reply

[lime trout]

Erm, per PEGI13 you are allowed 1 swear word

[green kite]

I made a new friend yesterday

[dusky jacinth]

you can use 1 f word and that's it

[lime trout]

Frick

[barren saddle]

Lifetime?

[dusky jacinth]

Alpaca!

[dusky jacinth]

yup

[green kite]

Babyyyy

[heady sage]

Uhhh that’s not true I’ve been swearing like a sailor here

[dusky jacinth]

until you get a new session cookie that is

[dusky jacinth]

DUDE

[barren saddle]

Yo I broke that 253 times yesterday in karting

[lime trout]

Yeah it’s pretty whatever

Don’t be a dick, don’t go after people

Common sense

[barren saddle]

Why does my reply not reply

[dusky jacinth]

wdym

[barren saddle]

It doesn’t make the reply box

[dusky jacinth]

your reply doesn't reply

yeah I don't know what you mean by that

[barren saddle]

Reta** detected

The Yellow highlight for replies

Mate🥀🥀

[dusky jacinth]

yeah like I get that

but dude

just click the message and hit reply

if it's not working. Close discord and repopen it

[barren saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[dusky jacinth]

or kill the task in task manager

[fiery copper]

Embed fail

[dusky jacinth]

anyway

[fiery copper]

Like in Among Us?

[dusky jacinth]

it's crazy to wake up and find out my country has essentially taken over another country while I slept

[fiery copper]

And steal its oil too

[dusky jacinth]

I won't be anymore specific than that, but it's going to be an interesting year

[dusky jacinth]

nah, mostly just its president rn

oil will come later if there's any to be had

[fiery copper]

Venezuela is the biggest oil storage

[dusky jacinth]

idk the geo-economical power of Venezuela

i'm just a dude

[prime heron]

🤓

[tame sky]

they have the most oil

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/spirit-gif-20726051

[tame sky]

also a country without a rothschild bank

[dusky jacinth]

I would appreciate if they had stopped allowing narcoterrorism to permeate into our country though

[prime heron]

https://tenor.com/view/f22pulling-f22raptor-raptor-f22-gif-27356054

[dusky jacinth]

that would've been cool

[prime heron]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-cat-fart-ai-cat-farting-gif-10689041601115602553

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cobra-war-thunder-flanker-su27-su-27-gif-15205157915071604915

[dusky jacinth]

this reminds me of the talking tom game

OIL????

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-oil-up-oil-meme-oil-massage-massage-oil-gif-12063782245604702298

[dusky jacinth]

exactly

[scenic maple]

guys no frickin politics

[dusky jacinth]

watch your fucking mouth golam

[prime heron]

aaaaaaaaaand gg

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-3930507755674788336

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-gif-3397568161154480277

[fiery copper]

Whats ur pfp

[proud shore]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[dusky jacinth]

god I love this gif so much

[prime heron]

i get timed out for calling someone annoying, he better get banished to the dungeons

[dusky jacinth]

I got a strick for saying fuck you to a guy once

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[lofty warren]

umamusume

[dusky jacinth]

he reported me

[fiery copper]

Is that vietnamese?

[lofty warren]

japanese game man

[scenic maple]

back in my days we used to settle beef in battlegrounds

[dusky jacinth]

I did it cause he wouldn't tell me why a privesc works. His response to me asking why was "its a priv esc. It escalates privileges". And my response was "okay, fuck you"

[vivid flower]

Venezuela also has no private owned central bank thats gonna change as soon as the usa replaces the government

[dusky jacinth]

yup

100%

hello JP morgan

I didn't see you there

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-reaction-meme-funny-begging-crying-gif-11151243012681431164

[proud shore]

https://tenor.com/view/jew-jews-jewish-jump-happy-gif-1531468640197245258

[scenic maple]

no politiks

ahain

[fiery copper]

So its gonna be similar with the French Colonies in Africa?

[vivid flower]

Okay

[dusky jacinth]

It's banking not politics

anyway

[fiery copper]

So its a game about horse girls

[dusky jacinth]

how much do you think my JP morgan shares will go up

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-sure-john-candy-ok-gif-15377612

[proud shore]

but it could be...

[alpine pumice]

name one thing that isn't politics

[lofty warren]

yupp

[vivid flower]

Jackie chan

[fiery copper]

Everything is politics

[dusky jacinth]

monster hunter

the illiad

[lofty warren]

michael jordan

[scenic maple]

u

[fiery copper]

Jackie Chan abandoned his gay daughter

From what I know

[dusky jacinth]

this lego set on the floor near my desk

[vivid flower]

Really? Damn

[dusky jacinth]

JKJK

[fiery copper]

Michael Jordan supports Israel

[dusky jacinth]

checks out

[supple plume]

slowmode? what happened

[lofty warren]

hmm, lemme pick someone

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[fiery copper]

Everything is politiks

[dusky jacinth]

oh man we got slowed cause of politiks

[scenic maple]

highest option is 30 seconds

need to put a pr in hackster

[fiery copper]

I have a political opinion that will make me a HTB staff

[silver forge]

You love drinking the juice from pickled cucumber jars?

[scenic maple]

i mean honestly tho if yall really want to discuss politics just go to politics server

just like you wont discuss thm in htb or htb in thm you shouldnt do politics in htb

[fiery copper]

Ok my political opinion is that Cancer is bad

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkee-orb-sphere-spin-gif-18423931

[prime heron]

sybau zqa

[scenic maple]

you are missing the flower

[silver forge]

couple minutes until claude quota resets FeelsGoodMan

[faint grail]

how to speedup linux downloading proces on Virtual box

[austere sinew]

Wait why was there slowmode

[scenic maple]

[fiery copper]

Yo golam how to become htb staff

[alpine pumice]

He's not staff

[heady sage]

You know who else has slowmode?

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/mrw-reaction-old-gamer-nerd-moms-basement-gif-4994401

that's golam

[fiery copper]

Golam is staff but he is an unpaid one

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-hide-funny-grass-gif-12473035910100820179

[fiery copper]

Frog

[scenic maple]

actually

[fiery copper]

Nah golam u are actually morbirdly a beast

[supple plume]

0xVader ✍️ ✍️ ✍️ ✍️ ✍️ ✍️

[scenic maple]

those arent fat those are muscles

[supple plume]

NOooooo

message not sent

[fiery copper]

@sturdy thistle nice fat loss progress, keep up the good work unc

[scenic maple]

could have just kept it offline tho

[fiery copper]

The nephew should seek an apprenticeship

[scenic maple]

more secure that way

[supple plume]

this is how I feel like sometimes xd

talking to people

[scenic maple]

are you the nephew

[supple plume]

I am the danger

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

[wanton dock]

there needs to be a weight loss drug that burns fat instead of supressing apetite

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-cat-dragged-gif-1263419341748157821

[wanton dock]

i wish there were a machine i could lay on to burn fat, no walking or anything, physical exertion is fine

[supple plume]

eslint is painfully worth it to overconfigure it properly

[supple plume]

these are called plastic surgery beds

[wanton dock]

i need one

[alpine pumice]

a stove top can do this

[wanton dock]

you think i wont do it

[supple plume]

yeah, a fireplace is enough for this task

[wanton dock]

ill do it because u said that

😂

[silver forge]

the quota has been reset, and the clanker is working again

[wanton dock]

use all your credits cursing at it

[undone fossil]

Thermodynamics

Energy in energy out

Consume less energy

[wanton dock]

its so hard to consume 1.5k cals a day

i did it last year

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frog-eat-frog-gif-13001112699463748609

[wanton dock]

ita hella difficult and i plateau

[alpine pumice]

it's just pure math

[wanton dock]

what i need is pure meth

you know you can actually be prescribed that

[heady sage]

You know who else needs pure math?

[silver forge]

could be understood as min or max, so what is it, you trying to lose weight?

[wanton dock]

yeah i am trying to lose weight

ik what i need to do, walk on the treadmill for a few hours

i did it last year everyday

i just hate that shit

[fiery copper]

Me

[silver forge]

eat more, but eat better substances. eat real greens. a lot of greens. and the meat should be lean chicken breasts with some chillies. 100% stop sugar, pre-processed food, and foods with lots of carbs.

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-animals-gif-17974584

[haughty hill]

Goood morning Venuezuelaaa Raaa!!! 🗣🔥🦅

[silver forge]

the funny thing is, the calories lie. what matters is how much work your body has to do in order to get those calories. that's why a lot of greens. they have low energy density, and take longer time to consume.

[undone fossil]

That burns relatively little calories compared to diet

Not saying it’s worthless but diet is >>>>>

[silver forge]

treadmill is good for relieving stress, any movement is

[undone fossil]

Endorphins are powerful stuff

[wanton dock]

i like asparagus

[silver forge]

but yeah, the trick to losing weight is often eating more.

[sharp beacon]

it's never changed from diet and exercise

be informed. use myfitnesspal or something that tracks what u eat so u can look at it.

[wanton dock]

i have a subscription for an app called lose it, imma probably start tracking what i eat again

big mistake i made in the past was eating calorie dense food while limiting my calories

[silver forge]

there's a reason gym bros foodprep certain types of meals - they just add a bit more carbs usually to counter-balance their increased activity, but it's usually near perfect

[wanton dock]

i need to meal prep i just haven't cooked for myself in a while

i eat whatever my family makes and it's usually unhealthy shit

like pasta

[haughty hill]

Pasta > *

lasagna >>>

[wanton dock]

i dont like lasagna i used to eat it way too often

grandma would make it all the time

[haughty hill]

Lucky as hell

[alpine pumice]

my unpopular opinion: italian and mexican foods are mid

[wanton dock]

what food do u like

[alpine pumice]

indian food #1

[haughty hill]

Based

[wanton dock]

too spicy for me ngl

usually

last times ive been to indian restaraunt

i dont like heat

[alpine pumice]

you usually have to ask for it

[wanton dock]

i grew up eating salvadoran food

like pupusas and whatnot

[haughty hill]

Chainese food = if it is alive, it is eatable

[alpine pumice]

murgh makhani is nectar of the gods

[haughty hill]

Hey!! We might be close!! I am from central america

[silver forge]

don't oversimplify. china has 3 distinct food cultural areas with different dishes.

[fiery kite]

🍿

[wanton dock]

i was in el salvador last year, am in the us atm

[haughty hill]

My bad

[haughty hill]

Pretty cool, I am in Costa Rica

[wanton dock]

i liked costa rica, been there

[haughty hill]

That's great!!

[wanton dock]

fav country ive been to is probably italy, specifically rome

[haughty hill]

I'vw never been out from my country, F

[meager kernel]

hello

[wanton dock]

hello

[haughty hill]

Hello, 22Kratos

[wanton dock]

i need to work on my spanish im ngl

i used to be good speaking but that's faded away over the years

currently intending on learning a diff language

[haughty hill]

The Spanish slang is quite hilarious

[wanton dock]

my cousin called me a pendejo

[haughty hill]

Hahahahaha

Pendejo is the most soft one, you need to search about mamahuevo hahahahaha

[wanton dock]

LMAO

[molten bobcat]

I am sick 😭

[supple plume]

Why

You should have never changed your pfp

It affected your inmune system

[young glen]

Get well soon cloud

[undone fossil]

Bros sick with it

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-frog-fist-gif-11650164

[dusky jacinth]

Ong

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/do-the-bartman-egypt-the-simpsons-dance-gif-13390314162685063453

[supple plume]

@austere sinew

[haughty hill]

[supple plume]

[dusky jacinth]

@austere sinew you are a liar

And I was also mistaken

It was not Froj birthday yesterday

[rocky tartan]

Are you enjoying the afcon

[wanton dock]

am on the treadmill for a few hours chat

day 1

[obtuse fern]

@haughty hill deleted your message for political. Please be mindful

[simple gale]

is there a sane way to setup venv for python2 for dependencies

[dusky jacinth]

Python2???

[atomic merlin]

virtualenv?

[simple gale]

yeaaa, some exploits use python2 and also have dependencies that i need to install

and setting up venv seems to be failing the way im doing it

[dusky jacinth]

No I know

[terse dirge]

Why not just manually fix them to python 3?

[dusky jacinth]

I just have never been asked about setting anything up for python 2

[alpine pumice]

usually you can just use python2 or python2.7 or something to use python2

[dusky jacinth]

Just how to fix for Python 3

[simple gale]

Painfull

[dusky jacinth]

I mean you got pdb

[terse dirge]

Skill issue

[simple gale]

so i can actually use python2 no problem, its just the dependencies that the script requires that i cant really install outside of a venv

[dusky jacinth]

And trace back for all syntactical errors too

[atomic merlin]

You could also try pyenv - https://github.com/pyenv/pyenv

[dusky jacinth]

Nah

I make my python code outside of virt environments 😎

[simple gale]

i'll take a look at this one, this sounds like it does what i want it to do

[zealous charm]

There are python2 -> 3 converters as well

[obtuse fern]

I used 2to3 for some lifting and had to change some stuff still due to some diffs in like 3.7 and 3.12

[obtuse fern]

Whatcha need 2.7 for anyway?

[simple gale]

one of the exploits from a htb box from 2019 I think was written in python2

and i couldn't easily pip install the one requirement that i needed for the script haha

[supple plume]

I have a script that handles that

[simple gale]

i ended up just removing the offending lines because it wasn't necessary for it to run

[obtuse fern]

Pay it forward then, update the exploit to py3 and host a github fork of it

[fiery copper]

Hmm I was thinking more about the certs and I believe getting ai900 and dp900 to be redundant, I already have a GitHub project of an AI Code Review Assistant project with locally hosted AI

[simple gale]

but also wanted to be prepared for when I cant do that

[supple plume]

python-m venv venv

[wooden dust]

You can download it

[supple plume]

Activate the binary

[fiery copper]

Yo wanna become frenemies?

[supple plume]

And call the pip or py binaries by route absolute

[supple plume]

You are already enemy, cant be befriended

[fiery copper]

[zealous charm]

.venv

[wooden dust]

Can I have it?

You have a GitHub page for that?

[mild chasm]

Hello friends, just a question: which one is easier, CBBH or CPTS?

[supple plume]

I can give you the commands by dm if you want

[alpine pumice]

CWES (CBBH)

[wooden dust]

Commands?

Ok

[supple plume]

Yeah

[mild chasm]

Thx

[supple plume]

actually

[supple plume]

do you know about this?

[wooden dust]

Yes

[supple plume]

x

wdym yes

you can install python2 or use docker

[silver forge]

holy crap that's ancient software

[simple gale]

the issue for me is that im having trouble setting up a venv for installing requirements for python 2

[supple plume]

anyway back to coding cya

[simple gale]

not so much as setting up a venv in general for python 3

[silver forge]

that stuff went deprecated before 2010

if something requires still python2 could be as well developed using cobol

[normal wyvern]

hello, is there any way to use the og htb ui?

just want to recall the old days lol

[supple plume]

we have this one

https://github.com/Ceald1/HTB-TUI

[normal wyvern]

ohh 😦 miss it so much!

[wooden dust]

Oh I thought you said it a script

The exploit script for hackthebox 2019 thingy

[silver forge]

First version of my software done. I'm however not happy with it, it needs enhancement before I release it

[supple plume]

it's for py 3

the python2 you can do what I said there

or probably also what other people suggested, migrate the code

all boils down to

[wooden dust]

Echos nice name

lol mine is Birb sounds weird lol

[upbeat tangle]

Is this were all the chads are hanging out?

[supple plume]

no chads available at this moment

[haughty hill]

The chad is here

[quasi raven]

does anyone here ever asked for a module reset on HTB? i've just sent an email asking if it was possible to reset all of the modules or at least the CPTS path but now that i think about it i'm not really sure that they are going to do this

[obtuse fern]

Its not currently possible, afaik that idea is so far on the backburner it may as well not be thought about. (Ive asked about it and plenty of others have as well)

[quasi raven]

no possibilites?

as i'm just moving from thm to htb this progress resetting thing is really strange, on thm if i didn't understand something i could do it over again anytime i wanted

[terse dirge]

HTB certs aren't multiple choice so there's no reason to "reset" modules

[quasi raven]

The reason is i've always gone through modules really fast without actually grasping the content, and i would have liked to reset the progress i've made to give me another chance at it and take it slower

[obtuse fern]

You can still redo modules

You just cant 'reset' the progress

As in clearing the answers

[quasi raven]

Yeah in fact i'm still going to redo the modules, but it's strange to me that there isn't a way to clear the answers

[terse dirge]

there's recommended boxes on some modules where you can practice the skills

[obtuse fern]

Having the answers, generally, doesnt help much anyway when it comes to practicing

The answers are step z and the path is a-y

[quasi raven]

So you are saying that i should focus more on boxes rather than the answers?

[terse dirge]

no, I'm saying practice instead of redoing the same questions

[fiery copper]

Focus more on the journey not on the reward

[dusky jacinth]

I can't speak to it since I haven't really completed the path, but the goal is to understand the how and why something is working. And most of that is done via execution

And through experimentation

So y'know you can do the lab many ways

[fiery copper]

Because the reward loses its value if you do not go through the journey of trying to get it

[quasi raven]

yeah my problem was the "speedrunning" mentality i think

[dusky jacinth]

use tools provided, read through tool documentation, or even the "objective" documentation

like a service or what not

[fiery copper]

Yo @dusky jacinth I decided to cut on some foundational certs

[dusky jacinth]

I'm glad

[fiery copper]

I dont see the use for dp900 and ai900 for me

Ill stick with the sc900 and github foundations tho

[dusky jacinth]

I don't see the use in many of them for you, unless you really really think that you need them to do what it is you want to do

I only have 1 cert

[quasi raven]

Take it slower and study in more depth basically right?

[dusky jacinth]

that sure, but also experiment

[fiery copper]

Quality over quantity I suppose

[dusky jacinth]

you won't know how something is working or why it doesn't if you don't try and fail

you don't wanna fail too often in the exam and have to re understand how a protocol or tool works and spend hours backtracking

[fiery copper]

Remember kids trial and error is the way to learn

[dusky jacinth]

when you can experiment, see how it does and doesn't work for you, what you like and don't, etc...

And maybe you find other tools that are useful not covered in the exam path

[upbeat tangle]

Back in my day, we walked uphills both to and from school

[dusky jacinth]

and learn how to use those

[fiery copper]

Bro you are in your 20s tf you mean back in ur day

[dusky jacinth]

it's pretty fun when you look at everything as this science lab instead of grueling text and frustration

[upbeat tangle]

the picture is old. im pushing 40 now

[dusky jacinth]

the only caveat is YOU have to put in the time to ensuring something works and how it does

versus having a teacher do it

idk

i'm just rambling atp

[fiery copper]

Bro is older than Uncle @sturdy thistle

💀

[dusky jacinth]

I'm gonna say this cause I think you're a cool cat, but you could be my dad fr

[upbeat tangle]

I have earned the right to be a pretend boomer

[dusky jacinth]

he's only 43

[quasi raven]

you gave me a full learning bootcamp lol

thanks btw

[fiery copper]

Mick is 43?

[dusky jacinth]

my dad

[upbeat tangle]

Who knows, maybe i am

[dusky jacinth]

i'm glad you got something out of it LOL

hopefully it helps ya

[fiery copper]

Did u just say that you are glad Im your father, aww thats sweet but I aint ur dad

[dusky jacinth]

imagine

[fiery copper]

Anyway ur dad young

[upbeat tangle]

Speaking about learning. I was reading up on subnetting yesterday and i was so lost in how to calculate the subnets. So what did i do? I went to chat GPT of course and asked the AI bot to "explain it to me like am a complete bafoon" and then i understood it

[fiery copper]

@upbeat tangle you will have the weirdest CV

From Construction worker to SOC Analyst

[subtle plover]

literally me

[dusky jacinth]

yeah i'm not a networking cat, I kinda get it cause I see a lot of it everyday. But I don't get to really use it, per my perms

[subtle plover]

lol

[molten bobcat]

My cv is from healthcare to soc analyst

[dusky jacinth]

but idk how to calculate it, I just look up the chart

[upbeat tangle]

Life is strange like that you know

[dusky jacinth]

and the formula

[fiery copper]

Weird CV

[molten bobcat]

Agreed

[subtle plover]

real hackers have .txt CVs

[fiery copper]

My CV is 2 unpaid internships, one was remote with barely any work for 3 months and the other one was 1 month only with 8 hours a day

[molten bobcat]

My coworkers get weirded out when I tell them I've cleaned up adult humans before

[upbeat tangle]

However, i have been around networking for decades already but i never cared to understand the why's behind all of the stuff i was working with privately. Just do the thing and it works

[subtle plover]

emotional damage

[molten bobcat]

Never bothered me really

Brother has to take a shower just like the rest of us he just needs help

[subtle plover]

im talking about the choice of cyber

[molten bobcat]

Ohh

[fiery copper]

Imagine sleeping in the shower

[subtle plover]

imagine choosin cyber for career

[fiery copper]

Im trying to get into help desk

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/richtech-rich-tech-cyber-security-cyber-security-gif-7436122008845924359

[upbeat tangle]

@fiery copper My first networking job i did was back in school, when installing a network of 80 random computers at a school LAN and make them all connect with eachother

that was a headache

[subtle plover]

good shit

why not get into cyber

[fiery copper]

Bro doesnt need CCNA, CCNA needs him

[fiery copper]

No work experience

And didnt get certs yet

[subtle plover]

step one to get a job is install arch

[terse dirge]

I have no real cyber experience my last job was helping with cyber outreach for a college

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew ello

[fiery copper]

My only certd are like az900, Certified Google Cybersecurity

[untold fiber]

step two is to delete it

[dusky jacinth]

step 3

windwos

[fiery copper]

Unc gl on losing weight, cheering for u king

[subtle plover]

step one is to uninstall windows

[upbeat tangle]

@fiery copper me and my buddy spending our friday evening and night installing all our classmates computers in the school for the saturday LAN. hours of pain and misery but man the Saturday to sunday LAN event was popping off

[subtle plover]

and install mac os

[fiery copper]

Real

[fiery copper]

Fuck you

No one installs mac os

[sturdy thistle]

don't be rude

[fiery copper]

Sorry

[subtle plover]

i got mickhat behind my back

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1295792046279491636.webp?size=64&animated=true

[fiery copper]

Anyway why MAC OS

Is absolute doo doo

[sturdy thistle]

the only bribe i accept is a new AM4 CPU

[untold fiber]

will trade industry secrets for RAM

[upbeat tangle]

He may not think the same way you do, or even care to "improve" to another OS. i spent 24 years ignoring linux but now when i use it i regret ignoring it in the past

[obtuse fern]

The only bribe I accept is $100,000

[haughty hill]

Hello

[fiery copper]

What about $100,001

[alpine pumice]

that's only like half a stick of ddr5

[obtuse fern]

Its palindromic, ill allow it

[haughty hill]

MarcieLee, I am sorry for break the rules lately, I will try and be better

[obtuse fern]

Your pfp being full white is giving not good vibes btw, as in a certain 3 same letter group.

[fiery copper]

AAA

[upbeat tangle]

hahaha

[haughty hill]

I just like magic

[fiery copper]

You are only human after all

[haughty hill]

I am batman

[fiery copper]

Maybe bros white

[fiery copper]

So you are an orphan

[haughty hill]

Like a Vampire

[obtuse fern]

Doesn't make it better

[fiery copper]

Whats wrong with being white

[haughty hill]

It is from a music album, quite weirdo

[obtuse fern]

In combination with what I said earlier, its giving vibes that arent good. As in KKK vibes

[fiery copper]

But bro aint a Ghost

Bros a Wizard

[haughty hill]

It is a wizard

[obtuse fern]

You do realize what the ranks are called... right?

[fiery copper]

I dont, Im not in KKK

[upbeat tangle]

Wait what? i need to google kkk ranks now

[haughty hill]

[fiery copper]

Wait a second???

[haughty hill]

It is just music

[obtuse fern]

Im telling you how it can come off to others. If you're ok with that, fine

[fiery copper]

Yo @obtuse fern how do you know KKK ranks

[upbeat tangle]

Marcie is right

[obtuse fern]

I studied history

[upbeat tangle]

Imperial Wizard is on that list

haha crazy

[fiery copper]

Imagine picking Wizard as a class and end up in KKK

[obtuse fern]

And being aware of dangers to me and others is important if I want to stay safe

Learning how to decode media is an important aspect in recognizing propaganda

[upbeat tangle]

In sweden i dont know if we ever had something similar to KKK here, its more normal around europe to have national socialist groups

[haughty hill]

Actually, it cames from Dungeon Synth, it is music about dungeons and magic, I don't support weird stuff like that

[obtuse fern]

You haven't needed to

[molten bobcat]

I think a certain world war made it so only a certain party is known for that around Europe

[fiery copper]

If you cant have dialogue with someone then u know they are dangerous
Jidion taught me that people with totally different views can get to a common ground and respect each other

[molten bobcat]

My favorite cultural barrier breaker is food

[upbeat tangle]

i dont understand what you mean by that

[obtuse fern]

If your views are that a white master race exists, I fear there's no common ground for me to come to

[fiery copper]

I believe all races are equal, not sure about the cultures tho

But I aint gonna argue that here

[obtuse fern]

As in the main reason the kkk was created was in response to growing civil rights movements in the U.S.

[haughty hill]

Races are actually not a term, it is ethnicities, and there is 0 issue with have any of them, ar the end we all share most of the same DNA

[fiery copper]

A lot of people have radical views because they were in a bad place and were pushed outside

[obtuse fern]

By saying they're equal you also recognize that theres inequities in the system that create barriers yeah

[upbeat tangle]

oooh ok

[fiery copper]

Sometimes the system creates benefits for the majority or the minority

[obtuse fern]

The system rarely benefits the minority

[fiery copper]

But still benefits them

[obtuse fern]

Its meant to uphold the majority

[fiery copper]

You uphold the majority by setting the same standards and playing fields

[obtuse fern]

That doesnt undo the past harm the system itself created

[fiery copper]

Every race suffered from the past

[obtuse fern]

Don't play that bullshit

[fiery copper]

Well all races were under slavery

If you check history

[obtuse fern]

Yes the term came from Slavic im aware

[proud moth]

the only problem with sliver is that it's not a person, i can't go on a date with sliver that's unfair

[obtuse fern]

But as its advanced the term has morphed

[fiery copper]

Bro really came with the most random fact

[fiery copper]

Also its not fair to uphold the majority for the pasts that they didnt cause

In case that argument will be brought

[obtuse fern]

You can't just say "oh well everyone has the same standards" without recognizing groups had systemically been held back from being able to start at the same point

[fiery copper]

I think the world should move towards a place where everyone gets same rights and same responsabilities

[obtuse fern]

Equity is recognizing that fact, and setting the goals that recognize the starting point

[fiery copper]

The generational harm can be fixed by equal rights and equal opportunity of life

[obtuse fern]

If you have to run to a marker, but you're set 50m behind the other guy, you have to work harder to achieve the same goal

[fiery copper]

Maybe the guy worked harder to be in front

Didnt give me enough context

[obtuse fern]

Mind you I said starting point. You need to abstract the hypothetical

[upbeat tangle]

This is how the world is for all of us. I was born in a working class family, so im basically a 1000 meter behind the starting point of someone born in a welthy lineage

No matter how hard i run, i will never catch up

[fiery copper]

Then you can say that the parents wanted to create a better future for their kid so their kid wouldnt suffer

[obtuse fern]

That's one intersection aspect

[tough oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-is-this-thomasvanhaecht-vubdiscord-walking-in-on-the-wrong-thing-walking-in-gif-21572821

[obtuse fern]

Most parents want that, but cant provide that

[fiery copper]

Thats because they were thinking about their pleasures first and didnt plan their life

For most part

[sharp beacon]

life comes at ya fast

[obtuse fern]

That's a dumb fuck argument ngl

[fiery copper]

Look at most people and youd find it to be true tho

[haughty hill]

I changed it :]

[tough oyster]

Fucking oath dude

[fiery copper]

Not many people plan to invest in their future while young

[haughty hill]

Oh

[obtuse fern]

How do you know that the parents of the person thats behind didn't do their best to try and set their kid as far up as possible

[haughty hill]

Butterfly effect

[obtuse fern]

But systemic barriers prevented them from actually getting to the 0-line

[fiery copper]

Hard work without doing research = debt

[sharp beacon]

i dont really respect those who pontificate devoid of appropriate scars and requisite life experience

[obtuse fern]

Mind you, that the lovely woman 'ruby bridges' is still alive and has an Instagram account

[fiery copper]

And not the good kind of debt

[sharp beacon]

drop your white papers itc and your prolific achievements from your struggle

[obtuse fern]

If you dont know who that is, then do some research

We aren't as far removed from recent oppressive systems in the U.S. as you may think

[sharp beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/lies-not-listening-again-here-we-go-again-nene-leakes-gif-20422150

[upbeat tangle]

I actually have a neighbour thats had some bad times with the government, he worked really hard for years only to be back at square 1 because of some catch 22 thing

Sometimes you can make the good decisions but end up badly anyway

[sweet scroll]

Hi I got a question

[tough oyster]

??

[sweet scroll]

By any chance are you with billing or customer support

[haughty hill]

Brous, can we stop talking about politics

[sweet scroll]

{any mod}

[fiery copper]

Anyway politics is boring, lets talk about Jesus

Jk

[hoary egret]

I only have 1 gb left our of 2gb ram in my laptop.Is there a way ro have more storage without buying

[fiery copper]

Lets talk about puppies

[sharp beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-puppies-in-snow-pups-dog-cute-gif-15992493

[upbeat tangle]

I like talking politics because i get to see things from a new point of view a lot of times, it makes me sad that its so difficult for a lot of people to talk about politics

[tough oyster]

Whats up?

[obtuse fern]

Billing is only reachable via the web chat

[supple plume]

I've been coding for 13h straight

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[sweet scroll]

Is it alright if I dm you

[haughty hill]

I like it, but it is just it is not the topic here, I think

[obtuse fern]

Because discussing financial details over discord is uh.... not smart?

[sweet scroll]

It's nothing official just rq

[sweet scroll]

I'm not gonna be throwing my cc over chat 💀

[tough oyster]

If its billing then go via the intercom. Anything else dm me

[obtuse fern]

I think we have the same ideas, just not the same perception of the world

[sweet scroll]

Uhhh I'll dm you anyways I can't really tell who it's related to

[fiery copper]

I think so to, to some degree

But for most ye

[sweet scroll]

@tough oyster dmmed you

[dusky jacinth]

you make anything work?

[raw lichen]

12 hours procrastination, 1 hour work probably

[dusky jacinth]

I'll tell you what. I believe in hunting monsters

[obtuse fern]

Have you tried coding 13h gay?

[dusky jacinth]

can I get a hell yeah for monster hunter wilds?

[haughty hill]

My Pomodoro

[raw lichen]

OR... actual 13 hours of coding, burned out for a week etc.

[haughty hill]

I actually rather this

I would feel like a zombie, but it is more heavy the weight of feel useless...

[obtuse fern]

Me when I go on my sprints for my academy tool

[raw lichen]

Yeah I don't know how Elon Musk works 80+ hours/week, he superman or something.

[obtuse fern]

Hes lying

Lmao

[raw lichen]

... I tried to copy him, burned out at 65 hours/week, lost 2 jobs. (dishwasher+factory)

[obtuse fern]

He's willing to lie about being a god gamer, what makes you think he's not willing to lie about his work schedule

[upbeat tangle]

yeah man, most people would never work those hours unless absolutely necessary

[obtuse fern]

Ah you fell into the capitalism trap

[haughty hill]

Hahaha when he posted "tech jokes" on Twitter and it has 0 sense 💀

[raw lichen]

Gotta be alpha-male, 80 hours/week, MMA fighting, violence...

[obtuse fern]

See, those at the top want to sell you the lie that hard work alone will dig you out of your hole

Meanwhile youre just digging a deeper hole for their wealth

[raw lichen]

I got fired man, my nerves are numb and shit... maybe it's impossible as a blue collar.

[terse dirge]

Self help is the greatest scam ever made 😄 just go to therapy instead.

[haughty hill]

I actually think he doesn't know anything about tech

Paypal was programmed by someone else and he got the credit

As Bill Gates did too

[obtuse fern]

Correct, and he just bought out Tesla

[molten bobcat]

And twitter

[obtuse fern]

Uhm actually its 'X' (jk)

[sharp beacon]

is anyone doing anything on computers

did you know u can get a free disposable shell from ssh [e-mail]:segfault ?

[obtuse fern]

Im contemplating my life choices and thinking of switching my DE to KDE from MATE in my vm

[terse dirge]

No it's the weekend

[sharp beacon]

it's nice to be able to spin up a good_enough shell fo free

[sharp beacon]

no rice no life

do u know "no rice no life" ?

[obtuse fern]

No

[sharp beacon]

it's from people who pimp out their window managers and desktop environments

https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/comments/3iy3wd/stupid_question_what_is_ricing/

[haughty hill]

Unix what

[hoary egret]

thought somebody might have a wise suggestion on getting more storage on a laptop?

[haughty hill]

External HDD

1TB

[obtuse fern]

External ssd, make sure to buy one that isnt for backups. Made that mistake a while back. Spent a bit and luckily was able to get a replacement bc it failed

[hoary egret]

Most probably gonna do

[fiery copper]

Imagine coding 13h nonbinary

[obtuse fern]

That's me

[hoary egret]

Ha ha !

[fiery copper]

Im coding 0h straight

Cuz I dont have a laptop on me atm

[haughty hill]

Use paper and pen

[obtuse fern]

Backup drives tend to not have the r/w speeds as a dedicated media drive.

[raw lichen]

I so wanna just pay to get the script kiddie flag...

[sharp beacon]

pay?

[raw lichen]

pay2win

[sharp beacon]

elon is that you?

[raw lichen]

Future Elon probably... working on CPTS, realizing I lack prereq so I have to do some CJCA modules to fill back up...

[ocean marsh]

elon musk elden ring build

[obtuse fern]

That'll get ya banned

[raw lichen]

aww 🙁

[ocean marsh]

htb elo boost is insane

[obtuse fern]

I don't make the rules

[hoary egret]

@torn quartz do you really do that 13 hours? I spend 5 hours searxhing the correct syntax for my programming question.Eventually ,I find no answer

[obtuse fern]

That's a skill issue

[molten fog]

hi can i write here a problem what i have or does there another chat exist for that?

[molten fog]

XD

[agile thunder]

Another chat most likely exists for that

What’s the problem about?

[molten fog]

soo i try to connect to the windows fundamentals target mashine and i get always kicked ...

[agile thunder]

Right

#modules

[molten fog]

thank you

[agile thunder]

no problemo buckaroo

or as they say in french

baguette

Ughgghhghhgghgghhghghgg neighbours fighting again

[haughty hill]

My god, I was buying grosseries and there was a house with a smell of smoke of you guys know what and it was horrible

[upbeat tangle]

the jungle smoke

[haughty hill]

Smoke of highest in the room by Travis Scott

[agile thunder]

d

[haughty hill]

dddddddd

Xddddd

[agile thunder]

EEZ NUTS

ha

gottem

[haughty hill]

🔪

[agile thunder]

You have a very profound bio I must say

Brought a tear to my eye

[haughty hill]

It has its story...

Pretty terrible like the story of Darth Plagueis the wise

[supple plume]

I really have been coding for 13h

[agile thunder]

maybe consider a break 😭

[undone fossil]

14 minutes until I become even more of a boomer

Oh shit oh fuck

[haughty hill]

Echo talks tacos as me

[obtuse fern]

Skill issue

[supple plume]

There is a fucking mexican woman laughing at the top of her lungs next.door so ai cant sleep

[agile thunder]

Day of birthing?

[undone fossil]

Soon to be

[obtuse fern]

Just write code to stop time

[haughty hill]

AI reference

[agile thunder]

[agile thunder]

unc

[undone fossil]

I’ll get AI to render so many videos of frogs that the worlds power goes out

Trigger a Stone Age so we can’t tell the time anymore

[haughty hill]

Well done, now pwn the AI

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-frog-fist-gif-11650164

[upbeat tangle]

electrical grid ddos

[agile thunder]

unintended DoW

theoretically if you got ai to mass produce videos pushing one singular piece of information, how many videos would you have to push onto social media before you had successfully got the majority of people to believe it?

[haughty hill]

The AI videos farms are just insane

Or lives actually

I use YT shorts and I get lives of stupid brainrots lives with thousand of viewers 💀

[agile thunder]

Yeah I’ve seen them they crazy 😭

[undone fossil]

I have a favourite

[upbeat tangle]

Create mass psychosis

[hoary egret]

tell her not to laugh,say you sleeping..

[haughty hill]

It will make the best argument ever

[supple plume]

I said something to her and fucked up

Women = problemas

[proud moth]

guys wtf did the US just go to war with venezuela or something

[haughty hill]

Brou, don't politics here

I got warned by the boss of this establishment

[lime trout]

let this be the place for hacking and fun tech talk

not the depressing crushing reality of the world around us

[proud moth]

yeah but like, why? where is this even coming from

why venezuela i am confused

[haughty hill]

Research

[molten bobcat]

Oil

[lime trout]

Or just pure emotions

who knows

[supple plume]

Never say to a drunk mexican woman to stfu at midnight

[haughty hill]

Which type of music or enviroment you listen whilst you do the stuff guys?

[supple plume]

Oh good topic

Music without words, it uses minds resources on processing syntax

Classical music even better

[haughty hill]

datacenter enviroment 24 hours

[supple plume]

Check this playlist

[supple plume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-scpRk2xZcI&pp=ygUmbXVzaWMgdG8gcGxheSBjaGVzcyBsaWtlIGEgZ3JhbmRtYXN0ZXLYBpoD0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv

[undone fossil]

NOOOO IM OLD NOW

[molten bobcat]

So over

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-frog-fist-gif-11650164

[supple plume]

The hand is time

[haughty hill]

I hear to stuff like this 🦖
https://youtu.be/FI4p79TvdM8?si=h8OrVUc5iORVY8Xy

[haughty hill]

Let me listen

[supple plume]

Play it from 0 it is at 6.32 for slme reason

[haughty hill]

Doing it

Big fan of classical music, just the best music

[supple plume]

Do you like chess

[agile thunder]

Breakcore ✌️

[raw lichen]

I'm 700 elo bro, I can destroy half the people here.

[supple plume]

Hi twing ✌️

[agile thunder]

Yooo hi twin ✌️

[supple plume]

Half the people here are 1400+

[agile thunder]

Lower is better duhh

[haughty hill]

No me, I have 500 elo but I can fight you

https://youtu.be/lPlmFBYqzF0?si=MpPyFTadYYmqexjB absolutely Cinema

[supple plume]

I'm 1700

[agile thunder]

I think I was close to 800 last time I played

[undone fossil]

Froggy soju dispenser, give me a birthday shot

[haughty hill]

I won to Magnus

[tough oyster]

SOJU WHERE

[supple plume]

Meegnus

[raw lichen]

https://www.chess.com/member/eatchowmein

741 bro

[haughty hill]

Actually, I teached him how to play

[tough oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/where-where-are-you-where-you-at-where-r-u-where's-my-money-gif-9603360110684298768

[agile thunder]

Me personally I taught Hikaru

[supple plume]

Sent friend req

[tough oyster]

MY MAN IS A FUCKING KOREAN

[undone fossil]

We have a Korean with us yes

He got me a soju frog plush and soju dispenser for my birthday it’s so fucking based

(I will not dox mr Korean man but he’s very based also)

[tough oyster]

Oh so it is your birthday

[agile thunder]

Konnichiwhats up twin ✌️

[tough oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/holiday-classics-elf-christmas-excited-happy-gif-17996854343171050692

[undone fossil]

Yep as of 10 minutes ago

[agile thunder]

peak

[undone fossil]

It’s so baller

[supple plume]

[tough oyster]

Officially 18 years old now

[undone fossil]

I wish

24 now

[fiery copper]

I like this community

[fiery copper]

Bros HTB staff at 18

[undone fossil]

I would’ve been 😅

[fiery copper]

Anyway how to become HTB staff

The community sounds fun, so I assume the staff is more fun

[agile thunder]

apply for job

[fiery copper]

Hmm I dont live in Greece

[undone fossil]

For mod nah, actual company is based though

No need to be Greek

[molten bobcat]

I haven't eaten anything all day 😭

[agile thunder]

yeah I wouldn’t expect them to have you walk into an office just to sit on discord lel

[fiery copper]

Then eat I guess

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/foodie-food-delicious-yummy-cravings-gif-17554117

[undone fossil]

Eat nerd

[plush mirage]

yo

whats cooking chat>

[undone fossil]

Not cloud he’s starving

[plush mirage]

[raw lichen]

I'm destroying the 1500 elo in 19 moves.

[heady sage]

You ever watch advent children

[plush mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-lonely-rain-sad-gif-7792030237214898863

[molten bobcat]

Yeah

[supple plume]

It was rated

[supple plume]

I got in a phone call

[raw lichen]

+16 elo thx

[supple plume]

I know

Free elo

[raw lichen]

My skills not bad right?? Hehehe

[heady sage]

What did you think of it? @molten bobcat

[molten bobcat]

My opponent got hit 👏🏻 by a 👏🏻 bus 🚌

LFG

[molten bobcat]

I enjoyed it

[supple plume]

Good at punishing the blunders, but too agressive at the opening, that's fine at 700 but need to get that better for the 1000s+

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/omnislash-cloud-strife-sephiroth-final-fantasy7advent-children-omnislash-ver5-gif-21553524

[raw lichen]

I'm kinda egoish, I took all the lessons in aggression from chess.com Dr. Wolf app and refuse to learn defense.

Defense is for losers and noobs.

[tough oyster]

I live in australia and been with the company for 4 years

If i can, anyone can

[supple plume]

Hikaru doesn't approve that

[fiery copper]

Bros been with the company at 14

Yo @cerulean bloom see everything is possible

[tough oyster]

14?

[fiery copper]

Didnt u say u just became 18?

[tough oyster]

Nah. That was to froj as a joke haha. Im near my 30’s

[fiery copper]

.

[fiery copper]

Sheesh I pinged Donut for nothing

Bro is 14 and has a dream

Bro is talented

Hire Donut for apprenticeship

Donut for HTB apprenticeship 2026

[supple plume]

Donut is my employee already

[undone fossil]

Donut is already hired as @austere sinew’s bodyguard

Soz pal

[austere sinew]

Yeah Im not losing my donut

Bitch

[austere sinew]

Yellow

[austere sinew]

Wot

[austere sinew]

Nu uh

ECHOES THAT IS BAD

DONUT IS 14

PLEASE

THAT JUST LOOKS WRONG

[supple plume]

What are you doing with your mind, why is it so dirty

[austere sinew]

Brother you send an emoji of someone licking a donut

[supple plume]

Hahahah

[austere sinew]

That is messed up

[supple plume]

Is just A donut not our donut

[austere sinew]

Still FEELS BAD

[supple plume]

There

Removed

[austere sinew]

Anyways just got back from karaoke

And shopping

Twas fun

[supple plume]

This is how the chinese flirt

Xing xing yeng youg wong 💃

Not joking...

[supple plume]

What you burnt the money at?

[sturdy thistle]

not on a CPU for me

[supple plume]

@austere sinew

I am so awake ...

I should be so sleeping

[austere sinew]

It wasnt my money I was the fashion consultant for a guy friend of mine

He looks dapper

[sturdy thistle]

i want to look dapper too

[austere sinew]

Come to england your turn too

[supple plume]

Super nuts 🥜 🌰

[sturdy thistle]

and he spend money?

[austere sinew]

Go sleep

[austere sinew]

He liked every fit

[alpine pumice]

acktualllllllly a peanut is not a nut

[austere sinew]

Very classy

[supple plume]

Why is it called nut in the name

[alpine pumice]

why's pea in the name, idk

[supple plume]

English...

[alpine pumice]

why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways

[tough oyster]

Nope. Jist fucking super nuts

[supple plume]

Then what is it?

Time to google it

[alpine pumice]

a peanut is a legume

[supple plume]

Legume...

Time to die

[alpine pumice]

my date canceled tonight

[sharp beacon]

buy big bags of dried beans and an instant pot

life hack

[alpine pumice]

but then i got another one somehow, with someone i'm more attracted to

wtf is going on

oh it's a full moon tonight

[supple plume]

Life

Oooh

That is why I got a drunk mexican woman here being noisy af at midnight

[rapid badger]

🐺 🌕

[alpine pumice]

don't worry boys, it'll be your time when you get older too

women like old dudes for some reason

[supple plume]

I feel like I am 99 but I am not...

Women look at me like I came out of my own ass

[alpine pumice]

yikes

[supple plume]

I'm happy with my life tho

Sometimes

Time to retreat

[alpine pumice]

real

[supple plume]

Why am I even laughing

Aright nuts, gimme advice its 12:39 at night I can't sleep I'm high on methylphenidate

What should I do

[rapid badger]

[supple plume]

Hahahah

[alpine pumice]

go to sleep?

[supple plume]

Already tried

[alpine pumice]

a good night's rest is important