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fiery copper
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If frog said that then he must be right

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Ok

austere sinew
undone fossil
supple plume
fiery copper
austere sinew
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Ty echoes

austere sinew
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Go climb into some pipes and dont come back out until you have a better tude

fiery copper
undone fossil
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See she’s very mean

austere sinew
austere sinew
undone fossil
supple plume
austere sinew
fiery copper
supple plume
fiery copper
undone fossil
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Have some frogs

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Rather, a frog

fiery copper
undone fossil
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He is Pac-Man frog

sturdy thistle
fiery copper
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The donut hole emoji is wildingly concerning

heady sage
fiery copper
undone fossil
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Footage of me 4 months ago

sturdy thistle
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Froj build me Game Hack kek

undone fossil
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Give money

sturdy thistle
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We share

austere sinew
undone fossil
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Nty no money

austere sinew
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Ban froj pls

fiery copper
austere sinew
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He wants me dead

supple plume
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Van this other sucker too

austere sinew
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Ya

austere sinew
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Inspect element

heady sage
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UnknownCheats has a lot of cool resources

sturdy thistle
supple plume
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Inspect DN

undone fossil
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Ok I’m looking

sturdy thistle
undone fossil
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Chat ok so I can’t see anything

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There’s nothing here

austere sinew
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Froj is blind

terse dirge
proud moth
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year just started, already feeling like ass

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nice

undone fossil
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Irrelevant to this circumstance

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Wait wtf more fireworks

sturdy thistle
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Tale my glasses

supple plume
terse dirge
austere sinew
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It’s over

proud moth
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i launched one today

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out of boredom

supple plume
proud moth
supple plume
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Seriously

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I'm cooked

supple plume
heady sage
supple plume
proud moth
supple plume
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But I use monitor so I may be able to recover

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Bro why can I read your messages with your voice in my head

proud moth
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LMAO

supple plume
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Ahhahah

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Rip rip

proud moth
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i have a weird accent so maybe the voice sticked in your brain RIP

supple plume
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That's it

dusky jacinth
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the proxy does infact not work

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smh

undone fossil
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Nooooo

dusky jacinth
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It's gotta be an issue with how my local and remote IP's and ports are being bound I think

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because I can run it and it binds and listens on the port specified, but then now traffic seems to get picked up with navigating to (in this case an FTP server I spun up) the server

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but it's cool, I need to learn to get better at debugging and testing anyway, so it'll be a fun weekend prolly

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Now gamers, do I do some challenges to see what the hype is about, or do I play monster hunter wilds big_think_onion

fiery copper
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Anyway I recommend for students to try Github Education Pack

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Its a pretty cool package and you get it for free

dusky jacinth
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I'm looking at it now

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is it just a bunch of like reading material?

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oh wait I see

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it's like a collection of little courses to breakdown software dev

dusky jacinth
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seems interesting

dusky jacinth
fiery copper
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Like free copilot ai pro github pro, you get a free github certification

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And also free services from different providers mentioned there

rapid badger
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Microsoft giving out free samples to kids, like a good dealer 😄

maiden anvil
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I need tips on how to make my homelab look better

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it looks like a mad scientist factory rn

dusky jacinth
maiden anvil
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but there are tech ppl on youtube that have really nice looking spaces

sturdy thistle
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Any cert recommendations for this year for me?

maiden anvil
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i cant remember what it's called

sturdy thistle
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If you pay for burp pro

fiery copper
sturdy thistle
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Well I say low

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I want the cape notes from @minor heart

fiery copper
sturdy thistle
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Stealing it

sturdy thistle
undone fossil
fiery copper
sturdy thistle
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I have no clue so I let you pick it for me and then ice check

undone fossil
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In which case I cant suggest

elder inlet
sturdy thistle
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I have blue team level 1 too and CRTO

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Not soldering

dusky jacinth
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get CRTO II

fiery copper
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CDSA is harder than BTL1 from what I heard

dusky jacinth
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is it CRTE now?

sturdy thistle
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I solder like I’m drunk

undone fossil
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CRTO II is ehhhh

dusky jacinth
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idk I have no pentesting certs, so I can't give you a valid rec

undone fossil
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I did it and honestly wasn’t super impressed

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But it was in extremely early stages, have heard it’s a ton better now

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Just not what I personally wanted to see

dusky jacinth
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icic

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what did you feel it was missing?

undone fossil
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The why rather than the how

dusky jacinth
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ahhhhhh

undone fossil
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Same thing with most “defense evasion certs” tbh but yeah

dusky jacinth
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I can see how taking a senior cert like that and only getting hows would be pretty frustrating

undone fossil
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That’s the thing it’s not senior

dusky jacinth
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Defense evasion seems cool, but I haven't dug into it really

fiery copper
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Hmm I think that I am dumb for buying eJPT without the training package

undone fossil
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It’s more like entry level threat simulation

dusky jacinth
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then I am mistaken

undone fossil
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So mid level consultant type stuff

dusky jacinth
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mmmmm

fiery copper
dusky jacinth
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I glanced over it

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I'm doing challenges rn

fiery copper
dusky jacinth
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I mean trying to make them is always better than not

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cause you get to set everything up and learn how to do it if that's really what you're interested in

undone fossil
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Cant get experience without trying something you have no experience in

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Waiting for experience is paradoxical

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Well it’s not but just like

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Do the thing

dusky jacinth
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you don't get better at painting without painting and what not

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doesn't mean you gotta actually publish anything

dusky jacinth
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waiting would be the opposite of "getting experience"

undone fossil
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Just in their specific context it could be interpreted differently

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But yes at pure face value it is paradoxical

fiery copper
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Frog

undone fossil
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Frog

tepid plaza
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bro what , i was using pawnbox but it suddenly just started kinda glitching , was trying to acces a web service on the target machine but somehow it wasnt working and then it turned of and is now telling me my allowed time has run out. weird

dusky jacinth
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yeah

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you ran out of time

undone fossil
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Sounds correct to me

dusky jacinth
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that's how that works

tepid plaza
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and i definitly didnt use all of the 2 hours last night

dusky jacinth
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you get 2 hours when you spawn it in correct? Seems that the time elapsed

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did you leave it running?

tepid plaza
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or do you only get one continual use?

dusky jacinth
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I don't know how it works, but when you spawn in your target (depending on what you're doing) it has a specified life span

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if that time runs, then the target machine shutsdown, unless you extend the timer before that happens

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and I believe only someone with a subscription can extend it in Labs

proper fractal
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spam are you asking for the sum of 150,000 usd to get home

undone fossil
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You also have only X hours of pwnbox usage for free

tepid plaza
dusky jacinth
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You may have run out of your hours of pwnbox usage

proper fractal
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I did today 🙁

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i might buy vip

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still thinking about it

tepid plaza
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oh i thought teh timer reset every day 🤦‍♂️

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then it makes sense i guess

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but its a bit disapointing lol

proper fractal
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hey i found a 10% off code yay

tepid plaza
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gotta get the open vpn running guess

proper fractal
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ima go finish last resort bbl 200+ hours i gotta complete it duces

distant hazel
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What do HTB course content creators do with their days once they are done creating all the modules and exam for the course? Do they keep working at HTB? Do they write more modules? Create boxes? Correct exams?

I'm curious because this type of career is intriguing to me. But then there are only so many courses you can create so I wonder what the day to day is outside of creating an individual course.

alpine pumice
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they clean the toilets

undone fossil
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Cant answer for htb but having done course dev myself - there’s always more you can add, things you can refine, labs to tweak, or internal documentation to improve etc

alpine pumice
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yeah there's so much out there htb only scratches the surface. like they just added the new wifi path. there are many more paths they could make.

undone fossil
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So so much on the windows side

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Maybe one day I contribute something

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Or I start HTB2

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But just windows

obtuse fern
undone fossil
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As a mod you need double

obtuse fern
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True

plush mirage
rose elk
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Hello, when will live chat support be available again?

undone fossil
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Luv windows

obtuse fern
plush mirage
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no

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niieogono

rose elk
plush mirage
sturdy thistle
undone fossil
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Where live support

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Disappears without explanation

dusky jacinth
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you gotta love it

rose elk
minor heart
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o.O

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I saw I was tagged, but ?

minor heart
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since i'm like actively studying with them. I can put them up after though

wooden dust
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Alright i had come to an conclusion windows is very good as a primary os:

*SubSystem/Virtual Machines take cares of everything, the Linux OS, language compilers/interpeter, the tools so you dont have to install it on the host this greatly secures the host OS.

  • Runs some tools what only can be done in windows, like refuse.

  • For gaming as well, daily tasks, school work.

  • The best general purpose OS.

  • Additional can store scripts, and run in subsystem, instead of having to setup in windows.

alpine pumice
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the sky is blue news at 11

lofty warren
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meow meow

raw lichen
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Has anyone defied academy walkthroughs??

For instance, in the nmap module, it hints me that the web application is vulnerable. (Apache httpd)
Has anyone tried to attack port 22, 110, 139, 143, 445, 31337?? What happens??

minor heart
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so you saw apache httpd and assumed it was vuln? why

raw lichen
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The hint told me web application is vulnerable in the Nmap module, but has anyone tried defying it?

minor heart
raw lichen
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OK Ima just try what happens, I think that's the best.

obtuse fern
terse dirge
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Bruh I forgot how long it takes to compile the Linux kernel

lofty warren
minor heart
obtuse fern
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#modules is the better place for module related questions though

lofty warren
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feed me

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ima hungrii

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that a big prob, cuz people are often curious about what they are always told not to touch:D

minor heart
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actually just do it however you want haha

lofty warren
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ahh, its not

minor heart
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oh i've done it IRL

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look at this super random very obscure thing I think is vuln if I do these 20 other things

frigid mountain
minor heart
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I've also found some really cool shit that way too though so tit for tat

lofty warren
terse dirge
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@frigid mountain how was your new years celebration?

lofty warren
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btw I'm gonna take a breakfast rn

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see ya

minor heart
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later

lofty warren
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absolute cinema

warped plank
raw lichen
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I'm still here, I'm just working on the Nmap module lol....

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Kinda demoralizing, I spent like couple of hours trying to find the magic nmap command when your supposed to use another tool (curl) to view nmaps results. The question didn't even tell me to use curl lmao...

In college I would complain to the professor it's an unfair question, what if I tunnel visioned into metasploit black hole and wasted multiple hours on nothing?? etc.

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Yes I have to use walkthrough cheats unfortunately

warped plank
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nmap does one thing and it does it very well, you can try to shoehorn it into doing something else that it's not designed for but that'd be more of a headache than a convenience. Always remember: KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid)

heady sage
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lol

warped plank
heady sage
terse dirge
terse dirge
raw lichen
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I'm a law abiding citizen OK I assume if academy teaches nmap, only nmap to be used. Now I know...

warped plank
# heady sage Good

Recently read a summary of a book called the infinite game which reminded me of you ngl. You seem to get burnt out rather often in cyber so wanted to recommend that book. It essentially boils down to: realize that life is an infinite game and that whatever you choose to do make sure you can do it infinitely without getting bored and without getting burnt out. I'm not saying that cyber isn't for you if you keep burning out I'm saying you should find something in it that doesn't burn you out.

warped plank
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maybe writing my own firmware would've been better for this stupid tech that's windows only

warped plank
patent thicket
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.

sturdy thistle
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isn't that awesome

alpine pumice
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"Send files of any size" -- 500mb limit

long siren
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Someone join tech talklkkk

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🙂

long siren
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HTB is not a textbook. It puts you in real life scenarios. If you don't understand something, they expect you to look it up.

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@raw lichen I can hear you but Ig you can't hear me

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It shows I'm talking

raw lichen
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I'm afraid of tech talk because my noob might be showing

long siren
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LOL idc

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@raw lichen I just realized it was push to talk...

plush mango
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hey everyone

undone fossil
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Hello

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What’re we up to chat

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frigid mountain
# undone fossil What’re we up to chat

Stayed up all night raving. Came home at 7am slept until 3pm. Spent the afternoon and evening with my bff since 1st grade. Just came home. House to myself except for the 3 dogs whom I love. Very good Day One 2026.

undone fossil
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Yoooooo

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I’m currently freezing my balls off in London

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Trying to make it to an airport and holy shit it’s been so painful on NYD

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Been travelling since 5pm

dusky jacinth
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what are you doing getting mugged at evey corner?

frigid mountain
undone fossil
sturdy thistle
fiery copper
lofty warren
lucid flicker
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On the phone, next week I'll talk to you guys in vc

lucid flicker
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Sry if that seemed random 😅

fiery copper
frigid mountain
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yoooo I just found a full tray of sushi in my fridge and it's abolute life right now!

raw lichen
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Found = not fresh

You or your friend/relatives put a full tray of sushi in your fridge.

abstract stirrup
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at 10 oclock im starting my goal

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in the voice channel

terse dirge
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bros typing an essay

distant hazel
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A couple hours is just a normal learning experience

meager kernel
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good morning

wooden dust
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what programming languages yall prefer using it?

meager kernel
alpine pumice
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Arnold C

meager kernel
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anyway time for me grind Academy

wooden dust
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i mean although it really depends on your projects, but i want to know if like when you are building tool such for automation what language would you choose

undone fossil
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Python is usually a goto where possible

meager kernel
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My ex messaged me last night at like 3 am and tried to call me too but i was sleeping

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i wonder why

undone fossil
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hmm cant figure that one out

undone fossil
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Surely they were sober

meager kernel
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i sent a "wassup" message

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after waking up

heady sage
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only bad things come from contacting your ex

meager kernel
undone fossil
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Depends on context but who knows

wooden dust
meager kernel
undone fossil
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For things like malware or lower level development you’re more likely to see C/C++. and then you’ll see some golang/C# dotted around at times but that’s less common

wooden dust
undone fossil
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Tldr use what you like but I’d recommend python to get started

wooden dust
undone fossil
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Oh I see

wooden dust
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I started with Batch, Html/Css, Python, JS, Bash, PHP, SQL

undone fossil
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Sorry I assumed by “get started” I thought you meant for a first language 😅

wooden dust
undone fossil
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Fair best of luck

wooden dust
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thx bro

heady sage
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My BOTW isn’t loading : \

frigid mountain
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wats all this then?!

lofty warren
wooden dust
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i still remeber 2019 i still a freshmen in high school during c19, i open my computer and boerd watching video of some random teenager coding in batch text rpg. Then i discover freecodecamp learn html/css and couldnt understand JS until i learn Python.

spiral bramble
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looks like pwnboxes arent spawning? anyone else also?

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oh nvm working now

undone fossil
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Yoooooo finally made it to airport

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Just a short 11 hour journey

dusky jacinth
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brother did you take a fucking horse drawn carraige??

meager kernel
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why did @lofty warren get timed out? 💀

heady sage
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got botw working again

meager kernel
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ah fucking autobot

molten bobcat
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Made tacos yessss

frigid mountain
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nice

undone fossil
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Shit was a nightmare

lofty warren
warped plank
lofty warren
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💀 💀 💀

meager kernel
tough oyster
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@undone fossil SUS

undone fossil
supple plume
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Goonmorning chat

dusky jacinth
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Goonmorning

supple plume
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How is it going

undone fossil
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Hello chatters

dusky jacinth
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Gamers I still have heartburn from yesterday

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The cinnamon apple whiskey wasn’t necessary

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But I drank it 🫩

undone fossil
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I have reached a bar

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Chat what do I get

static burrow
undone fossil
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Ah yes vodka and a sausage bap

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Mmm

undone fossil
rose onyx
static burrow
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Belly shot

dusky jacinth
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Woodford reserve

alpine pumice
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bruh

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twice in a row at the company party now for white elephant i got woodford reserve

undone fossil
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Usually I’m a screwdriver or godfather kinda guy

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But hmm

terse dirge
scenic maple
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it was from cunetalk halloween time

ornate ibex
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Yes

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Morning!

terse dirge
supple plume
scenic maple
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morning

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how r yall

undone fossil
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Tired

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Very very tired

supple plume
undone fossil
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Nope

supple plume
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Europe?

undone fossil
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UK

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innit

supple plume
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Its 5am mate

harsh lintel
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Hi everybody, just finished JR Pentester on THM, preparing for OSCP so here I am on HTB

undone fossil
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Bruv I’ve slept 2 hours since Wednesday

supple plume
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Yours is broken

undone fossil
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Yeah genetics kinda cooked me on that one

harsh lintel
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i know those ones

undone fossil
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n24

harsh lintel
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do you got trouble falling asleep

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or do you wake up in the middle of the night

supple plume
# scenic maple how r yall

Time to install arch in the other computer since I shortcircuited my main one, please send me cat copium memes to help

scenic maple
devout sail
undone fossil
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Travelling does not help 😅

supple plume
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Ngl it helps

harsh lintel
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yo try 400mg of magneisum biglycinate as well

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the melatonin to knock you out and the magnesium to relax your body before bed, make sure the room is cool too

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idk if you do but get into some exercise during the day to help your body get tired too

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try not to go to bed high or drunk either

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all the best bro my sleep was fucked up for years too, once i fixed it, man. life changer.

terse dirge
meager kernel
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How do you short circuit a PC

supple plume
meager kernel
harsh lintel
meager kernel
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I too did THM for an year and then switched to HTB

rapid badger
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first time install arch on laptop pepepray

meager kernel
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I was humbled

terse dirge
supple plume
rapid badger
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probably the nonbased way

meager kernel
rapid badger
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I just feel like a dum dum trying to partition disks

terse dirge
rapid badger
terse dirge
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@meager kernel install void Linux or Manjaro

meager kernel
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Arch

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I'll use Arch

terse dirge
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Manjaro is arch based hehe

meager kernel
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And then break it infinitely more times until I learn how to use it

undone fossil
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Noo not manjaro

meager kernel
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And I won't pee on my system like @supple plume does

terse dirge
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Shit I forgot you have Nvidia. Do Garuda

undone fossil
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The package management is 9751_feelssickman

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It’s like weirdly semi rolling release iirc

meager kernel
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I played my games well

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Had no problem

terse dirge
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Garuda is meant for gaming btw

undone fossil
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Smelly gamer OS

rapid badger
terse dirge
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Deadass probably the best wiki on the internet for Linux

undone fossil
rapid badger
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eh if it werks, it werks. I am too old to spend a week trying to get a " proper " install tbh 🧓 Just wanna try it

terse dirge
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You'll learn a lot too

undone fossil
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Ceald would you like to join me in drinking strange vodka cocktails

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I think it’s definitely worthwhile, very healthy

terse dirge
undone fossil
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Okay tomorrow it is 🤝

terse dirge
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Probably next week 😅 kek

lofty warren
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ahhhh

undone fossil
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aaaaaahhhhhhh

carmine pecan
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ah

fallow echo
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is there a walk through for router web?

meager kernel
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@terse dirge im actually confused
should i go with arch based stuff or fedora?

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i checked out garuda too and its cool

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but im not sure which distro to go for in the end

terse dirge
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When you do a major upgrade like going from fedora 24 to 25 or whatever it's like windows when it does the weird loading thing when booting until it's done upgrading

carmine pecan
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Fedora 69 when

meager kernel
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i just want my shit to work on it

heady sage
supple plume
terse dirge
supple plume
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Hey

terse dirge
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If you're gaming then use fedora or something I made the mistake of using Manjaro because I thought and would be nice on arch but I'm missing my adrenaline drivers/software

supple plume
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I guess this is just a matter of refreshing the keyring right?

terse dirge
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Maybe or you're fucked kek

supple plume
terse dirge
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I would just disable signing tbh

supple plume
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Im installing arch

supple plume
terse dirge
terse dirge
supple plume
terse dirge
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Or I think the aur uses a different keyring

supple plume
terse dirge
supple plume
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Singing kek

terse dirge
supple plume
supple plume
terse dirge
meager kernel
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i completed 2 academy modules today since 5 am

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and its only 11:47 AM

supple plume
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Ill update the keyring and refresh it

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Having fu ked my computer hurts my soul fr

meager kernel
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6 hours of sitting in front of desktop
my ass is numb

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i genuinely cant feel my butt

terse dirge
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Oh shiiit in an hour it'll be the first Friday of 2026 🔥

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@rose onyx how was your new year's celebration?

rose onyx
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

meager kernel
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@terse dirge you made an HTB TUI right?

meager kernel
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i wanna use

terse dirge
terse dirge
supple plume
terse dirge
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That's all the prerequisites

supple plume
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Since I am installing tools

terse dirge
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Open an issue in GitHub if anyone has issues 😄

supple plume
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Sure

meager kernel
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ill try it out

supple plume
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In case I want to for some reason can I contribute? Is there a guideline?

meager kernel
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no other pre-requisites?

supple plume
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Like a document on how to contribute

meager kernel
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like the type of terminal or something

supple plume
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For sending PRs and stuff

terse dirge
supple plume
terse dirge
supple plume
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Code should be self explanatory

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Declarative programming for the win

terse dirge
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I just go back and be like "was I drinking when I wrote this shit?"

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The only thing that doesn't work anymore is the yaml automation and I'm too lazy to fix it or add anything to it

supple plume
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@scenic maple

terse dirge
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I'm now working on purrimeter which is an EDR and SIEM

supple plume
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When I get bored I make tools

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Or improve my existing ones

terse dirge
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If you can get it working I'll test it and approve or edit the pr

supple plume
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Yeah but anything not written down is prone to be forgotten

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We may even forget the yaml automation doesnt work xd

meager kernel
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@terse dirge how do i get better in CS2?

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I am absolutely trash

supple plume
terse dirge
terse dirge
meager kernel
raw lichen
meager kernel
terse dirge
terse dirge
#

Today I got alerts mostly working but I wanna get realtime stuff working

lofty warren
undone fossil
#

Unsure if I’m traumatised or in awe of these commit names

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I think both

rose onyx
#

they could just be fuck more fuck fuckity fuck

lofty warren
raw lichen
#

I have a very ambitious project idea but I lack the skill to build it, and even if I do build it, I will get roasted.

#

I need ambitious people to help me build my software idea for free of course.

meager kernel
old thistle
#

i have an idea that i lack the skills to build, but i am learning them 🙂

raw lichen
#

I want to build 10 cipher cascade encryption in KeepassXC or Keepass addon.

meager kernel
#

Then do so

#

If you lack the skills, then get those skills

#

@austere sinew ping pong
Hellooo

subtle plover
#

@alpine schooner

#

You are not allowed to hack unethically

subtle plover
rustic carbon
rustic carbon
terse dirge
subtle plover
#

Shodan is for skids

subtle plover
#

Its intended

terse dirge
#

This time it is intended fancyrabbid

supple plume
#

someone a cool wallpaper for my desktop please

rustic carbon
subtle plover
vital linden
meager kernel
vital linden
#

also BINGBONG

supple plume
#

your link is trash

subtle plover
rustic carbon
vital linden
#

Bingbong dingdong

rustic carbon
#

What's wrong with it?

supple plume
#

redirected me to a trash page

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to win an iphone kinda shit

rustic carbon
#

It's a good wallpaper site

supple plume
#

after seing the wallpaper site

rustic carbon
#

No adblocker seems like a skill issue

#

Wipe your own tears broski

subtle plover
#

Free academy cubes

vital linden
#

You should be using pihole

rustic carbon
#

this my favorite page of the day

supple plume
#

I have no words that would fit you

rustic carbon
subtle plover
rustic carbon
vital linden
#

On what you need

rustic carbon
#

and don't know what a dns blocker is

vital linden
#

But not really

#

Because a browser level block can do more

#

But my pihole is network wide

#

So any and all dns requests are filtered

#

But like a browser blocker can block YouTube ads

#

While pihole can’t because of how it’s the ads are embedded into videos

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Idk I’m trying out some new lists. Added a threat intel list to my list of domains

rustic carbon
#

Are you using dnscrypt?

vital linden
#

I am not

#

I haven’t heard of it tbh

rustic carbon
#

just encrypts your dns requests

terse dirge
vital linden
terse dirge
#

damn, these live updates from surreal are AMAZING

#
  8 threads and 1000 connections
  Thread Stats   Avg      Stdev     Max   +/- Stdev
    Latency   280.40ms   51.54ms 465.58ms   66.59%
    Req/Sec   444.10    164.90     1.00k    70.72%
  53036 requests in 15.04s, 6.98MB read
Requests/sec:   3525.38
Transfer/sec:    475.10KB``` ![fancyrabbid](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1381375382187540570.webp?size=128 "fancyrabbid")
#

@vital linden am I better than wazuh now?

vital linden
#

Yes you’re better

terse dirge
#

this is on docker and on laptop btw. I had to switch the interface to host because the virtual networks kept crashing after around 700+ connections

#

same machine is also running surrealdb and the container fancyrabbid

vital linden
#

I don’t know what surreal is but sick

terse dirge
#

it's a multi model database

#

it's just sql but on steroids

austere sinew
#

hoi @meager kernel @subtle plover

terse dirge
carmine pecan
scenic maple
heady sage
undone fossil
#

Ok now install snap

scenic maple
#

that would be a war crime

supple plume
scenic maple
#

yes but you are back

scenic maple
supple plume
#

Vro I went to buy an hdmi cable because the one I had burnt

#

And nothing opens until 9:30

#

What is this country

#

Back in my day my grandfather woke up everyday at 6 and went to work

scenic maple
#

move to china

supple plume
#

The thing is chinese business owners used to have chinese schedule

#

Now it's Spanish

#

I expected them to be open yesterday but they wasn't

supple plume
scenic maple
terse dirge
#

hmmm I'm trying to think of how can I make my api faster, I guess I could have log queuing like once logs reach a certain number it commits them to the database but I feel like that'd take away some use of it or maybe commit logs every few seconds or so to speed up the api

carmine pecan
#

China number 1

undone fossil
#

Sir by chance are you optimising before a working solution

#

Better way to word - prematurely optimising

carmine pecan
#

The source of all vilESegmentation Fault (core dumped)

scenic maple
#

China number 1

terse dirge
#

idk gang, I think fastest might be better than getting as close to realtime as possible with the API

#

I'm probably just facing limitations on working on and testing the same machine

carmine pecan
#

What's your ip I will give you a reverse shell, so you can work on mine too

next marlin
#

Greetings to everyone. So glad to be here

carmine pecan
#

CTFtime agrees that China is number 1

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and also 5 and also 7

#

and also 25

fiery copper
#

Ok

terse dirge
#

much better numbers

Running 15s test @ http://127.0.0.1:8080/api/v2/agent/log
  8 threads and 1000 connections
  Thread Stats   Avg      Stdev     Max   +/- Stdev
    Latency    47.61ms   56.91ms 629.87ms   88.48%
    Req/Sec     3.67k     1.67k   10.65k    71.45%
  438713 requests in 15.09s, 57.74MB read
Requests/sec:  29066.41
Transfer/sec:      3.83MB

evil_cat

unique bone
#

@jovial ivy please accept my friend request

terse dirge
meager kernel
#

Fuck it we ball

#

@supple plume when I get home from gym, I'm nuking windows and installing arch

carmine pecan
#

🥳

meager kernel
#

I'll make some system so that I can restore my machine all the time

#

Probably some snapshot thing

scenic maple
#

man i gotta lock in

carmine pecan
carmine pecan
ornate ibex
carmine pecan
#

webapp to help someone "LockIn"

#

it could be way better

#

But I mean... golam wanted to lockin

#

so now he has no excuses

ornate ibex
#

How does it work?

#

No docs to read? Just login page sadglas

carmine pecan
#

It's the basics of offloading/diminishg the need and the toll on executive functioning. It has everything in a single webpage, that can serves as a ""command center", Pomodoro, Journaling, ToDo, everything in a single page no clicks, no tabs.

#

It's quite simple really, I just stopped using it because now I have my own Obsidian Template and Plugins for the same thing

#

and I know more techniques so mine is better suited for me and my... often severe executive disfunction

#

but enough of serious talk in general!!!!

#

Golam has to LockIn and beat NLTE now

#

in all aspects

meager kernel
carmine pecan
#

whaaaa?

#

you are doubting my boi golam?!

meager kernel
carmine pecan
#

golam can do it, golam is chinese

meager kernel
#

NLTE also most definitely uses hacking scripts, and his PC would also be insanely strong enough to hack at the speed of light

carmine pecan
#

I used to talk to NLTE in DMs

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before one day he got paranoid and blocked a bunch of people at once

meager kernel
carmine pecan
meager kernel
#

Why

carmine pecan
#

Weeelll what the mods say is: "He is a guy who likes to challenge authority."

#

if you want to believe the mods statement its up to you

meager kernel
#

What's the last message he sent

carmine pecan
#

we don't know

meager kernel
#

I've tried searching his ID, I can't find him

carmine pecan
#

yeah

#

But he was here once, yes.

#

Just had a bad ending 😛

#

but it makes sense now that I talked to him in DMs

#

he lives in Saudi Arabia of all places

#

Can you imagine what's like to be super smart as a kid, growing in Saudi Arabia?

#

LoL

#

Dude was probably isolated asf

meager kernel
#

Woah

#

@carmine pecan

carmine pecan
#

So he was immensely good pattern recognition, hence can recognize what's weird and what isn't.
But he can't recognize what's honest attempts at socializing, and what's someone kidding etc etc.

#

Common story, the Washed-Out Genius archetype.

carmine pecan
#

He didn't last long

#

that's what I am explaining

#

I saw this before about 6 times

meager kernel
#

It seems he was

carmine pecan
#

Yes for all his life

#

In the US this has one set of implications

#

in Saudi it has others

#

In DMs he is the most arrogant guy I ever met

#

But it's perfectly understandable

#

Given the trajectory and the conditions

meager kernel
carmine pecan
# meager kernel Lmao how so

He would have no problem saying he's the very best.
And if asked for advice he would say he only teaches if paid, when I humorously offered 120$ an hour he got angry and said his time is much much more worth.

#

🤷‍♂️

meager kernel
#

Well....
He said he's the best
Is it considered arrogance if he's right though?

carmine pecan
#

But I am not trying to judge, as I said, it's understandable, I would've been any different if given the same trajectory.

carmine pecan
meager kernel
#

Can Ippsec beat NLTE?

terse dirge
#
wrk -t10 -c5000 -d90s -s test.lua http://127.0.0.1:8080/api/v2/agent/log
Running 2m test @ http://127.0.0.1:8080/api/v2/agent/log
  10 threads and 5000 connections
  Thread Stats   Avg      Stdev     Max   +/- Stdev
    Latency    24.47ms   42.94ms   2.00s    93.84%
    Req/Sec     4.17k     2.51k   11.58k    68.17%
  3283392 requests in 1.50m, 432.12MB read
  Socket errors: connect 3989, read 0, write 0, timeout 4003
Requests/sec:  36443.18
Transfer/sec:      4.80MB
``` ![hehe](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1390847062429663284.webp?size=128 "hehe")  looks like I might be hitting OS limits instead of API limits
carmine pecan
#

Ippsec has no interested in beating NLTE, dude's just too chill

meager kernel
carmine pecan
#

Which as Buddhist I consider as being more of a virtue IMO, but that's just a passing comment anyway.

carmine pecan
#

The thing with NLTE is that when he started he was already thinking about methodology and speed

#

even someone with 10 years with experience will find it hard to beat such a guy... when it comes to methodology and speed

#

What you focus on determines a lot you know?

#

there's research on that, it's called "rotating focus" I think.

supple plume
carmine pecan
#

🇨🇳

supple plume
#

xfce is ugly as hell

carmine pecan
supple plume
#

xd

meager kernel
#

Why are most post on LinkedIn AI slop

#

It's so easy to recognise that the post is written by AI

supple plume
#

linkedin always was some kind of slop

carmine pecan
#

LindedIn was already cringe in the BrainSlop era

#

now it's even cringer

#

biological slop

terse dirge
meager kernel
#

@carmine pecan is this post AI written
It's a random post recommended to me

#

The image is definitely AI made

scenic maple
#

atleast i know some of the icons

supple plume
#

beginning with absolutely nuking gun safety rules

meager kernel
#

Just by the image, I could make it out as AI slop

carmine pecan
meager kernel
supple plume
#

1 Treat every gun as if it's loaded
2 Keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction
3 Keep your finger off the trigger until ready to shoot
4 Know your target and what's beyond it

terse dirge
# terse dirge ``` wrk -t10 -c5000 -d90s -s test.lua http://127.0.0.1:8080/api/v2/agent/log Run...

last performance post then back to work on shit that matters for the project:

wrk -t10 -c500 -d90s -s test.lua http://192.168.1.10:8080/api/v2/agent/log
Running 2m test @ http://192.168.1.10:8080/api/v2/agent/log
  10 threads and 500 connections
  Thread Stats   Avg      Stdev     Max   +/- Stdev
    Latency    62.15ms  199.19ms   2.00s    95.00%
    Req/Sec     2.79k     1.43k    7.60k    69.63%
  2151680 requests in 1.50m, 283.18MB read
  Socket errors: connect 0, read 0, write 0, timeout 1291
Requests/sec:  23881.22
Transfer/sec:      3.14MB
supple plume
#

and wtf is this

carmine pecan
terse dirge
#

yes I'm on 192.168.1.0/24 subnet deal with it idaCool

meager kernel
vital linden
supple plume
vital linden
#

Also I happen to know devs never ever actually use binary but a cybersecurity sees in binary

#

All day

terse dirge
meager kernel
supple plume
vital linden
#

But it looks exactly the same

#

So

meager kernel
vital linden
#

Here I have a good post

carmine pecan
#

Clippy how could you NOT solve questions Einsten failed to solve for his entire life?!!!! Clippy how could you DO THIS to me?! Try again!!! Clippy do it step by step!!

vital linden
meager kernel
#

Chat is it a good move to call out AI slop in their comments

meager kernel
supple plume
#

nop

fiery ice
#

Can someone help me with the source code
I want to decode an apk file

vital linden
#

We should issue all hackers colored fedoras

#

So the hacker collective can identify other hackers

carmine pecan
meager kernel
carmine pecan
#

What about Gurus?

carmine pecan
#

I am not even kidding

vital linden
carmine pecan
#

If you are a hacker do not use hats in public, you will attract the attention of anti-semits

#

and those guys are usually no fun

fiery ice
terse dirge
vital linden
#

Hackers should be grayman

#

Be the grayman

vital linden
carmine pecan
#

ah

#

I thought it was a Guitar joke

#

damn Ceald

terse dirge
meager kernel
#

@supple plume SEE THISSSSS

carmine pecan
meager kernel
#

WHO TF INCLUDES GARUDAAAA

#

WHAT

terse dirge
meager kernel
#

I'm genuinely about to call this guy out idec

carmine pecan
#

see?

#

Destiny is a thing

supple plume
#

that's debian

carmine pecan
#

If you love Snap I guess

supple plume
#

xd

carmine pecan
#

I mean...

#

The best hacker I know hacks from Windows WSL

#

and dude has like 4 bloods

terse dirge
carmine pecan
#

So I don't know man

carmine pecan
#

not Kali WSL

meager kernel
terse dirge
#

I bet linux mint has a WSL image and it's like 100GB

carmine pecan
terse dirge
#

I don't have windows anymore so I can't check

supple plume
frigid mountain
#

i don't mind

terse dirge
frigid mountain
#

yooo

fiery copper
#

Hi

carmine pecan
frigid mountain
#

just holding out for Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism...you?

meager kernel
#

If I get fired from my job, it's your fault

carmine pecan
#

hey no j word in general

terse dirge
#

J*b 🥀

meager kernel
#

Can companies fire me cause I called someone out in Linkedin? @carmine pecan

carmine pecan
frigid mountain
#

it's the new year and all my PTO accounts just refreshed so I am waiting a couple of hours to take a sick day for today as we're supposed to work a half day as usual for Friday but it's in the office which is r-worded.

carmine pecan
#

If they don't like your new hair they may fire you

terse dirge
#

damn, I need to stop committing hundreds of lines with messages like "performance"

frigid mountain
carmine pecan
carmine pecan
terse dirge
#

I remember once I made a github commit and said "i don't remember what I changed"kek

carmine pecan
#

You could be fired if you like... blatantly offended someone I guess

frigid mountain
#

hoping I hear back from the recruiter for the interview pipeline I'm in today. If not I'll reach out to him.

meager kernel
terse dirge
carmine pecan
carmine pecan
#

Man, CEO is a woman though

fiery copper
carmine pecan
#

perhaps

#

I never asked

fiery copper
#

Mystery makes women more attracted after u

#

That why you see a lot of women in abusive relationships

meager kernel
#

💀💀

fiery copper
#

A lot of women under abusive relationships first got in with their abusive partner because they loved how mysterious and nonchalant they were

#

And then as the relationship progressed the worst traits of her partner show up

#

And after that said woman keeps coping that her partner will change for the better

#

Which in most cases wont happen and future children have to suffer

#

Anyway I think I derived too much, I like and hate overthinking

#

Ah ye also a nice tip.

#

If your parent doesnt see you as an equal, you are in a toxic relationship

#

And by equal, I mean equal respect, a parent should act as a mentor to their child

frigid mountain
fiery copper
#

Sometimes the child overcomes the parent and becomes the mentor instead

fiery copper
# frigid mountain

Every time I meet a tall person I tell em to be careful to not hit their head

frigid mountain
#

*theirs

fiery copper
#

During your parents and my parents time anyone could get a job in their field

#

Now its a competition even for the lowest ones in the field

austere sinew
fiery copper
austere sinew
fiery copper
austere sinew
#

No it is definitely not lmfao

#

Abuse comes from lack of understanding of boundaries assertion, low self esteem, lovebombing from the guy who then switches up, “mystery” is something entirely different

fiery copper
#

And rn Im talking about the abuser

austere sinew
#

Please get therapy I am absolutely serious here you are insane

fiery copper
#

But ye for the victims they usually end in abusive relationship because of low self esteem and get dragged on by their toxic partner

#

Enabling in a way the toxic partner in a power play over the abused

fiery copper
meager kernel
#

alright new conversation

#

you guys continue, i will just keep reading

austere sinew
fiery copper
#

So I know what an abusive relationship is through the glens of the child (myself)

austere sinew
#

Anywho goodmorning @meager kernel

fiery copper
#

If you have a different perspective thru the glens of being the main victim then sure I apologize

meager kernel
gray wraith
#

i hate waking up and not knowing what to eat

austere sinew
fiery copper
#

Its a good morning food

austere sinew
#

Hbu

meager kernel
fiery copper
#

I love eating unripe bananas, the greener ones

austere sinew
#

I also accidentally caused something to catch fire in my room

fiery copper
meager kernel
# austere sinew Hbu

did 2 modules of Academy today since 5 am, about to go to the gym in some time

fiery copper
meager kernel
#

ARE YOU SO CLUMSY

austere sinew
#

I got an air fryer and decided to

#

Put it in my room

#

And I just wanted some potatoes

fiery copper
austere sinew
#

So it turns out baking paper should not be in an air fryer

austere sinew
supple plume
#

welcome to 2026 setting your property on fire

fiery copper
#

Sheesh this server is full of pyromaniacs

meager kernel
#

Wolo

#

why

austere sinew
#

Be cleaner

#

😭

fiery copper
austere sinew
#

See this is gonna sound rude but I didnt wanna share my air fryer with my roommates because one of them even though she left the other night was super unclean

fiery copper
#

Actually its rude on ur roommate

#

For being a douchebag

#

Its messed up to destroy someones property

carmine pecan
#

My Roommate is now dead

austere sinew
#

Anyways if anyone wants free baking paper hit me up

fiery copper
terse dirge
#

yippee alerts work now rave

vital linden
austere sinew
vital linden
#

Sick I want some air friend taters

austere sinew
#

This is what I fried