general

[cerulean bloom]

a troll

[topaz scaffold]

Oh my baby. Discord don't take him away please. 😭

[cerulean bloom]

labs, I can see why
academy, you're just wasting money lol

[fiery copper]

Hey didnt I see you on THM?

[eternal mango]

Takes all kinds I guess

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[carmine pecan]

Fun Fact: Texas is one of the biggest states of the United States of America. This is a reference to how big of a pain in the ass Taxes are in the United States of America.

[fiery copper]

Well their people are also the biggest

[subtle plover]

[topaz scaffold]

How is my teeth

[fiery copper]

Ur tag doesnt fit u

[lime trout]

Compared to most countries, the US personal tax burden is low

[heady sage]

I don’t have a response

[snow wraith]

[fiery copper]

Ye like bruh in Romania I gotta pay 21% tax after the salary is taxed 50%

Wild stuff

[lime trout]

Yeah similar in Quebec

[fiery copper]

Just say France

[warped plank]

Bro found the easter egg the founding fathers put in 200 years ago

[lime trout]

i mean im planning to move to the states in 26, and its like a 25% tax cut lol

[upbeat tangle]

Whats even more wild is that even after all that tax you still are not a rich country

[sturdy thistle]

Im a person who pings you

[cerulean bloom]

2026?

[subtle plover]

@topaz scaffold dmed me without asking and send nasty gif

[lime trout]

yes

[fiery copper]

Well ye cuz the country only takes 66% of the taxes and 33% of the taxes are like poof

[cerulean bloom]

ah

[upbeat tangle]

Where does all that tax money go Mario? Could it be inside the pockets of corrupt politicians?

[fiery copper]

Politicians and Tax Evasion

[austere sinew]

@sturdy thistle

[cerulean bloom]

bru

[undone fossil]

@sturdy thistle

[lime trout]

real cheatcode is fly to places with no sales tax

then import just under the duty free limit

[sturdy thistle]

@undone fossil

[undone fossil]

Just in case you didn’t see the ping @sturdy thistle

[sturdy thistle]

Thanks

[fiery copper]

Like one of the biggest companies in Romania has its HQ in a public toilet

[sturdy thistle]

I didn’t saw it

[undone fossil]

Cc’ing you in for visibility @sturdy thistle

[lime trout]

Lets circle back to this

[upbeat tangle]

There is a specific historical event from Romania that i like really much, it has someting to do with the romanian people dragging a politician out on the street and doing something to him

[sturdy thistle]

😂

[undone fossil]

Pssst blind CC @sturdy thistle

[warped plank]

Half of it is also chanelled back towards the wealthy who own the government contractors

[austere sigil]

I need to know more

[sturdy thistle]

Blind cc would be ghost ping

[warped plank]

wouldn't it be mass DM?

[cerulean bloom]

there we go

[sturdy thistle]

Maybe both

But no

[fiery copper]

I would give u the documentary but its only in Romanian

[warped plank]

no me thinks ghost ping is spam

[austere sigil]

aaah

[upbeat tangle]

Here in Sweden its very common for local politicians to hire their mentally challenged cousins who pretend to be artists. They produce so called "modern art" that literally is a piece of garbage on display mid town for the price of the eiffel tower.

[sturdy thistle]

Mto speaks Romanian fluently

[austere sigil]

sure

[scenic maple]

duh

he is batman

[austere sigil]

[sturdy thistle]

I can only speak polish

[cerulean bloom]

batman knows all languages

[warped plank]

Here in Australia I don't have income tax cos I don't make enough money a year to get taxed anyway . They're like: it's not even worth it

[cerulean bloom]

[fiery copper]

You can also speak English

[upbeat tangle]

Thats actually a valid strategy to starve a corrupt government of funds

[devout sail]

I thought it's called black CC 💀

[sturdy thistle]

LOL

[lime trout]

BCC = blind carbon copy

[warped plank]

It is not, because I'm the one who will actually starve in the end

[devout sail]

[fiery copper]

The only CC I know is ISC2 CC

[lime trout]

though i suppose zoomers dont know what carbon copies are either

[austere sigil]

nah, we have your back

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

[devout sail]

I still use carbon copy

[warped plank]

The only CC I know is: Command and Control also known as C2s

[fiery copper]

Carbon Copies more like Digital Footprint

[sturdy thistle]

You genz

[lime trout]

no, it stems from paper

[devout sail]

Blue ones

[upbeat tangle]

There is an old strat from the 80s and 90s that both my parents and grandparents practised. Its called using cash for all transactions and just never take a receipt

[lime trout]

Where you'd write on a top paper, but it'd copy to the bottom 2-3

making exact copies

[lime trout]

i havent used one in forever

[fiery copper]

But products are already taxed on sale

The price includes the tax

[upbeat tangle]

You are assuming that i am heading over to the grocery store now

[warped plank]

I see em all the time, our docket printers use carbon paper to make copies of the dockets

[lime trout]

cash? is that like a 1900's thing?

/s

[upbeat tangle]

Nono mario, i am headed straight to the farmers backyard cash in hand

[fiery copper]

Oh smart

[lime trout]

i havent seen one in years

[fiery copper]

The only tax evasion I support

[lime trout]

even my checkbooks dont have it

[warped plank]

you pay for stuff with a chip in your hand don't you?

[scenic maple]

so if internet goes down emma is broke

[lime trout]

no i just use my phone or watch

[cerulean bloom]

[cerulean bloom]

[lime trout]

you can do CC transactions without internet

[upbeat tangle]

I can guarantee you that most farmers look at the government the exact same way you do, so they would be pleased to do business with you cash in hand no reciept

[scenic maple]

dang didnt know that

wonder how that even works

[lime trout]

yeah the machine just stores them, then when it does connect to internet the cards get ran

[warped plank]

ngl paying with phone is so damn convenient but it makes me forget my wallet, my house key is in it and I get locked out sometimes

[austere sigil]

I always ask what they prefer for obvious reasons 😉

[scenic maple]

replace wallaet and keys with phone

the big 3 to 1

[lime trout]

i usually carry 2-3 cards on me as backup

[upbeat tangle]

That is the way to go about it

[cerulean bloom]

what if the card doesnt have enough money

[lime trout]

Overdraft

they'll always get approved

[warped plank]

sir how am I supposed to replace a physical key with my phone?

[scenic maple]

u can put a digital thing on top of it

[lime trout]

Your bank will just yell at you if you have a credit limit or something

[scenic maple]

it would open ur physical key

but if u dont have ur phone u can still open analog way

[warped plank]

ohh damn that's actually good idea

[scenic maple]

i forgot what the thing is called

but it exists

[undone fossil]

inb4 it has the typical "no power" failsafe of just defaulting to unlocked 😭

[fiery copper]

I use Cash to pay rent and use the credit card for anything else, I didnt get CJCA cuz I didnt have enough money on my card to also pay the tax

[scenic maple]

but u will probably be backdoored by some of the people here

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[warped plank]

I might just get a key lockbox in that case

[lime trout]

i use CC's for everything including rent lmao

[warped plank]

you must get hella rewards

[lime trout]

Yes.

[austere sigil]

I use CC when i'm actually broke 🤣

[fiery copper]

Lets say that the property owner only wants Cash

Something common in Romania

[scenic maple]

so like never?

[lime trout]

Churning CC SUBs be a great way to make bank

[warped plank]

bad strat, risk not paying on time, use CC for everything then pay it back IMMEDIATELY

[austere sigil]

from time to time I am

[austere sigil]

ye

[lime trout]

pay it back on the due date smh

let money sit in HYSA till due date

[fiery copper]

Yo imagine using a banana to pay for anything

[cerulean bloom]

ah

[fiery copper]

But the banana has a chip

[cerulean bloom]

why a banana

[warped plank]

hear me out: let it sit on S&P 500 stock options til due date

-# not financial advice

[lime trout]

i may be autistic, but not that autistic

[fiery copper]

Cuz its funny

A lot of elderly people would go bananas if they see someone paying stuff with a banana

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-banana-gif-minion-minions-gif-81650879192259967

[scenic maple]

ai bubble is going to crash any day now

so stocks will fall

[austere sigil]

sure sure

[warped plank]

https://youtu.be/Rl-w9ubNk7w?si=5a6WFhQkWUI86n2k

[scenic maple]

its not the right time to invest

[cerulean bloom]

in 7 years

[fiery copper]

AI bubble will never burst if the people are greedy enough

[cerulean bloom]

oh it will

[lime trout]

~diversified holdings ~

[austere sigil]

CC's are just fractional banking, no?

[scenic maple]

i am pretty sure it will be less than 5

[warped plank]

it will but not before it's thoroughly milked

[cerulean bloom]

trust me

7 years

[scenic maple]

why are you so keen on 7?

[cerulean bloom]

idk

[lime trout]

sometimes

[fiery copper]

What cuz youll be 21?

[lime trout]

not all Credit Card companies are banks

[cerulean bloom]

idk

[scenic maple]

what is going to happen on 2032?

[cerulean bloom]

I become famous /j

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27161863

[austere sigil]

that's oddly specific

who do you work for?

[warped plank]

I don't know how but bro will somehow rugpull AI stocks

[fiery copper]

Bros a scriptkiddie, has his blog and all, I wonder whats next

[cerulean bloom]

[cerulean bloom]

I start saying that AI will go to ruins
everyone stops investing in AI

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[fiery copper]

What are ur certifications again Mr. SCRIPT KID

[cerulean bloom]

I'm gonna get CPTS next year, Sec+ after that

and PT1

[austere sigil]

Offensive Security Copy Paster

[undone fossil]

check blog
rustscan user

[native plume]

I had to check my height and it was 160cm 💀

[undone fossil]

:(

[fiery copper]

My only cert atm is az900 so yall can laugh at me

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[cerulean bloom]

I think I'm 170

[warped plank]

I mean it looks nice but it's just nmap

[lime trout]

everyone starts somewhere 🤷

nothing to laugh at

[undone fossil]

yes but with less features

[warped plank]

this I did not know

[fiery copper]

Ye I start at 22, u at 14 and @cerulean bloom prolly at 10

[cerulean bloom]

not like I need crazy features for most machines

[native plume]

I threw 150cm as a guess on my own height but I think it was too short for everyone lmao

[cerulean bloom]

I started coding at 10

[lime trout]

just takes practice

[austere sigil]

I will not. not the kind of person I am

[native plume]

But it turns out my weigth is less than 50kg

RIP

[cerulean bloom]

huh

[fiery copper]

My weight is 80kgs

Used to be 90kgs

[austere sigil]

how tall are you?

[warped plank]

imagine not using the stealth features sending all connections from port 53 and using a random IP everytime, do you even evasion bro?

[fiery copper]

178cm

[native plume]

I reached 50kg like twice but now I'm back to 47kg 💀

[cerulean bloom]

like I need evasion rn smh

[native plume]

These production bugs are eating me alive

[austere sigil]

ye then 90 is too much

[undone fossil]

ah yes surely this wont look noisy as fuck

[warped plank]

you really don't, that was a joke... any scan you do will get picked up anyway cos it's noisy as heck

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[fiery copper]

Well ye thats why I started losing weight cuz my grandma and my uncles got diabetes

[undone fossil]

yeah if you wanna use nmap scripts or whatnot, you have to specify rustscan <target> -- --script '"banner"'

at which point it just passes it to nmap anyways

[cerulean bloom]

yep

[austere sigil]

good thinking

[warped plank]

set the ip origin of the scan to one of the cloudflare DNS servers, it'll never be flagged

[undone fossil]

Just another case of the rust community partially rewriting something and calling it improved

[undone fossil]

depends on the env

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cerulean bloom]

I just use rustscan ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fiery copper]

I wish I was rich enough to not bother about certs cost and have a personal trainer

[cerulean bloom]

networking man, networking

[warped plank]

I really like rust ngl but the community is kidding itself if it thinks rewriting everything in rust is gonna be an improvement

[undone fossil]

im just a rust hater

specifically, a rust community hater

[cerulean bloom]

I can see why

[austere sigil]

it's never perfect, so we do what we can

[native plume]

Rewriting anything is so tiring

[fiery copper]

So you are saying ruin a hospital network with 20$ course and ransom them money so I can afford certs and personal trainer

Smart thinking kid

[cerulean bloom]

not that kind of networking

I'll show you my case

[austere sigil]

rewrite your rust code into go, then back into rust again

[cerulean bloom]

@ornate ibex giving me some of his gold /j
@warped plank, CyberChronos, and I love chess
@scenic maple and I are buddies
@heady sage is gonna help me during CPTS prep
etc.

[undone fossil]

alternatively

[lime trout]

@austere sinew to ping

[cerulean bloom]

exactly

[undone fossil]

std::expected & std::unqiue_ptr

[warped plank]

The worst lie the community says is stating that Rust will make everything secure, it'll only really fix memory bugs and the lower level you go you gotta start using unsafe rust which just defeats the point

[undone fossil]

gj you have most of what rust folk like

[heady sage]

I’m actually super sick yall

[cerulean bloom]

hope you get better soon!

[fiery copper]

And @fiery copper would act as moral support for @cerulean bloom by showing worse can happen

[heady sage]

Everything hurts and I don’t want to getup

[undone fossil]

Even then it doesnt "fix" anything.

[cerulean bloom]

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-11535801741920126410

[native plume]

Add me to the chess gangsta

[cerulean bloom]

mention limit

[austere sinew]

OH COME ON

[undone fossil]

What it tries to accomplish is a paradoxical problem, providing a "zero cost abstraction" via just attempting to move the cost to compile time. However they then push unnecessary pattern matching and Result itself is overhead so

[austere sinew]

@lime trout

[undone fossil]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lime trout]

😄

[ornate ibex]

I wish, I had. Even if I had, I wish I had enough so I could donate.

[warped plank]

yeah most devs at low level are aware enough to not cause memory bugs and higher level devs use languages that manage memory for them

[cerulean bloom]

donate to a poor kid in SK 🥺

[ornate ibex]

[undone fossil]

unless you're Mr. Rust himself, writing perfect rust for the perfect project with all safe code and no I/O or raw pointers required etc. and no FFI for backwards compatibility to C/++ then sure maybe you can accomplish rusts goals completely

[upbeat tangle]

Where is SK? South Karolina

[undone fossil]

but otherwise? wtf

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[lime trout]

what about a poor kid in the DPRK

[undone fossil]

However at which point you dont need rust

[lime trout]

[warped plank]

I hate chess, most especially when botez gambit on the board

[cerulean bloom]

who?

[lime trout]

idk any north koreans

[native plume]

My favorite gambit 💀

[lime trout]

except that one guy from here

who was in lazerous or wtever

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[lime trout]

i actually ran into a SK person in the wild yesterday

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[lime trout]

at the DMV

[scenic maple]

💪💪💪

[fiery copper]

Yo Emma u sound smart, how do I get HTB sponsorship?

[heady sage]

I hope everyone is well

[warped plank]

istg the amount of times I blunder my queen or miss that the opponent blundered their queen is crazy

[lime trout]

define what you mean by sponsorship

like for a local event or something?

[fiery copper]

Access to vip rooms or free entry level certs

[lime trout]

we dont do that

[proud moth]

i am convinced the only thing that beats goth gfs is 64-bit process hollowing on windows

[cerulean bloom]

don't worry, my opponent blundered their queen, didn't even spot it

[undone fossil]

@austere sinew i would like to introduce you to @lime trout @sturdy thistle @austere sigil, and vice versa.

Also it was wolo's birthday recently, she's 37 now so please wish her a happy belated birthday if you so forgot

[fiery copper]

So what kind of sponsorships does htb do

[warped plank]

you think you don't do that

[undone fossil]

Same goes for anyone else

[austere sinew]

I KNOW EMMA AND MICK ALREADY, AND MET MTO IN THE WORST WAY HE IS A JERK

[lime trout]

We do sponsor events of all kinds, local m eetup groups

etc

[austere sinew]

HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO GIVE ME A WARN

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew I'll handle this

[lime trout]

we dont lol

[proud moth]

local meetup with @undone fossil would go crazy

[meager kernel]

OH YEA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @austere sinew

[lime trout]

it'd be me handling it otherwise 😂

[austere sinew]

DONUT I CHOOSE YOU

[cerulean bloom]

YOU AINT GONNA DO THAT TO WOLO

WOLO AINT 37

[undone fossil]

aight simp

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-happy-birthday-like-a-dragon-gif-12265040965763724254

[cerulean bloom]

SHE LIKE 21

[undone fossil]

🤡

[ornate ibex]

too many caps I see

[fiery copper]

Happy birthday @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

DONUT IS PRECIOUS

[ornate ibex]

are you all fighting?

[austere sinew]

DONT INSULT DONUT

WENCH

[lime trout]

boomer fr

[sturdy thistle]

And @austere sinew will cook something nice?

[undone fossil]

nah donut is cool lmao but look

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-birthday-ichiban-like-a-dragon-birthday-bash-gif-13870621501829725378

[cerulean bloom]

alright

[austere sinew]

yesss im doing that pasta today

[undone fossil]

i was attacked

[proud moth]

where did you find this picture of me?? why is there an emoji with my face??

[native plume]

New Happy BD gifs for everyone

[austere sinew]

too bad

[sturdy thistle]

Pics

[austere sinew]

dont mention donut

[cerulean bloom]

from now on, whoever insults wolo gets a piece of me

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[austere sinew]

when i'm finished yesyes

[undone fossil]

[fiery copper]

Im 22 and feel old and then there is @sturdy thistle at 37

Mick the goat

[proud moth]

💀

[sturdy thistle]

I’m still in bed

[austere sinew]

donut i would literally fight for you you're so precious

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-tails-knuckles-freaky-gif-12830799583270855342

[cerulean bloom]

[undone fossil]

im 1 year away from being no longer cool aged

honestly over

[austere sinew]

Got wrinkles this second

[austere sinew]

how old are oyu

[warped plank]

TF you mean you feel old? I'm 22 and get treated like a child everywhere

[undone fossil]

24 next week

😭

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/dandidave-eat-cake-anime-hungry-gif-13266379

[undone fossil]

wait fuck this week

oh no

NO

[sharp axle]

oxwild

[austere sinew]

LMFAO

[proud moth]

WELP

[austere sinew]

naw 24 is still cool

dont fear

[proud moth]

Froj is getting old

[fiery copper]

Hmm you are right, when I go to a supermarket employees always ask for my ID 💀💀💀

[undone fossil]

yeah but post 25 is like

countdown to 30

[meager kernel]

37 is also cool so don't feel bad Wolo

[sturdy thistle]

Really looking forward to check if I can go to uk next year

[undone fossil]

then countdown to 40 -> death

[proud moth]

24 you are still young, post 25 is countdown to death already

[sharp axle]

what is submit root flag

[austere sinew]

SHUTUP

[sharp axle]

what do i do

[austere sinew]

YA I WANNA MEET YOU

[fiery copper]

Nah move to Germany

[proud moth]

please do

[undone fossil]

https://imgur.com/raye7gp

[warped plank]

Look for a file called flag or root or something then get the contents and submit it

[meager kernel]

You're rude 😔😔

I'm sad

Wolo is rude

[sharp axle]

wait what

[cerulean bloom]

WHAT DID YOU CALL WOLO

[undone fossil]

she is

[cerulean bloom]

RUDE?

[austere sinew]

YEAH EXACTLY DONUT

[sharp axle]

in the pwnbox?

[cerulean bloom]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TROLLED

[undone fossil]

i sent her like 300 frog videos and i didnt even get a thank you

[austere sinew]

EXACTLY

TROLLS

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-gif-26735957

[undone fossil]

im in disarray

[warped plank]

On the target

[sharp axle]

errrrrrrr wat

[proud moth]

this is actually extremely lore accurate for my life because my parents do not like hacking at all

[sturdy thistle]

Time to close the eyes again

[cerulean bloom]

I'm doing good

[meager kernel]

So sigma

[cerulean bloom]

sadly, I have no idea what that means 🙁

[fiery copper]

My father said that I would be an engineer, my mom said that I would be a programmer.

Me: unemployed

[meager kernel]

Oh wow, a pure soul

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[warped plank]

Time to bring out the big guns: start asking LLMs like. ChatGPT

[wintry cliff]

hi @cerulean bloom

[cerulean bloom]

yo 🙂

[meager kernel]

Join me in my quest to troll @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

SILENCE

[cerulean bloom]

I am Wolo's protector

[austere sinew]

DONUT IS MINE

[cerulean bloom]

so no

[brisk nymph]

hi , everyone, I just got a new subscription for HTB and i got some issue with the billing. does anyone know where can i search for help or open a ticket?

[austere sinew]

EXACTLY

[wintry cliff]

@cerulean bloom happy new years 🎉

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-2026-2026-2k26-new-year-wishes-happy-new-year-vibes-gif-12924069819523553489

[upbeat tangle]

Guys big questions

[sturdy thistle]

What issues you have?

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[upbeat tangle]

Whos birthday is it today?

[meager kernel]

@brisk nymph

[cerulean bloom]

definitely not @austere sinew

[scenic maple]

why celebrate happy new year when there is nothing happy about it?

[brisk nymph]

thanks for helping!!

[cerulean bloom]

one day closer to grinding

[upbeat tangle]

So a "Happy birthday @austere sinew " Would not be in order today?

[cerulean bloom]

no

[meager kernel]

Happy 37th birthday @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

NO

DONT

OH GOD

[cerulean bloom]

definitely not

[scenic maple]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OD1cIf4-L1o

[austere sinew]

[cerulean bloom]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE 37

[upbeat tangle]

[meager kernel]

I'm 19

[austere sinew]

ya kratos is 37

[cerulean bloom]

THAT'S DOUBTFUL

[sturdy thistle]

Let’s propose a new discord function. Ignore pings

[cerulean bloom]

we already have that function

wut

[undone fossil]

i mean that's do not disturb

[meager kernel]

Yes child. Now SILENCE!
OR I shall ground you for a week

[austere sinew]

It would be so funny if we could autobot mute everyone who did @austere sinew

[cerulean bloom]

YOU AINT MY PARENT

[cerulean bloom]

except for me

right?

[austere sinew]

yes except for donut

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[sturdy thistle]

And then you muted yourself

[scenic maple]

@native plume @supple plume @ornate ibex

[undone fossil]

yeah that'd be crazy but then i could <@705447172581228564>

[sturdy thistle]

And except me

[austere sinew]

HMMM

[undone fossil]

i forget if that still pings

[brisk nymph]

can i DM you? i cannot find the Contact Support option on my account

[austere sinew]

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew silence child

[austere sinew]

it doesnt

[undone fossil]

noooo they fixed it

[sturdy thistle]

Yup

[undone fossil]

very sad

[cerulean bloom]

WELL YOU ARE OLDER THAN WOLO, SO

[austere sinew]

YEAH KRATOS

[cerulean bloom]

boooooooomerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[sturdy thistle]

I’m old too

[meager kernel]

Your disrespect will no longer be tolerated, young one. @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

YOU'RE ANCIENT

BOOMER

[undone fossil]

i like that wolo has a minion now

this is epic

[fiery copper]

Somebody will look at me and think Im a kid and then look at my discord account and say ooh

[cerulean bloom]

you're cool old

[austere sinew]

the coffee keeps you youthful

[sturdy thistle]

Awwww

That’s cute

[meager kernel]

Yea I have 2 kids and a loving wife

[sturdy thistle]

Time to turn on the machine

[cerulean bloom]

see, boomer

[austere sinew]

which woman did you trick into reproducing with you offer her my condolences

[fiery copper]

Ye Mick you are the cool old, not the cold old

[undone fossil]

ahahahhahahah

[warped plank]

Thanks for another excuse to drink coffee

[austere sinew]

NO

[native plume]

When year can actually mean difficulty level fr

[cerulean bloom]

you're young
coffee will only make you older

[undone fossil]

i think chat failed the "read between the lines" quicktime event

[sturdy thistle]

Can we pin this

[fiery copper]

Anyway is this an Azure tier joke?

[cerulean bloom]

I look like I'm 10-12, and I drink 0 coffee

[cerulean bloom]

no

it was real

[fiery copper]

Oh

[cerulean bloom]

[upbeat tangle]

I am starting to get angry now. UDP port scanning whos idea is this

[fiery copper]

UDP

[cerulean bloom]

see, I can praise people who are praiseworthy and destroy people who annoy UndeadWolo

[sturdy thistle]

Thank you Golam

[cerulean bloom]

simple

[austere sinew]

LMFAO

[cerulean bloom]

[sturdy thistle]

Not gilman

[undone fossil]

okay but for all the brokies in chat

have you considered

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[native plume]

Is this the pin of shame or the pin of fame

[undone fossil]

?

[upbeat tangle]

thats mental!!

[native plume]

I'm so confused

[fiery copper]

Yo @sturdy thistle do you have me blocked cuz I said u are old?

[meager kernel]

Wow
That actually made me feel bad ngl

[undone fossil]

pin of "baller roast"

[austere sinew]

Wait really I'm sorry 😭

I was just fucking around 😭

[sturdy thistle]

Trade offer

[meager kernel]

My last relationship didn't end well

[austere sinew]

😭

[fiery copper]

1 bread for 1 key

[upbeat tangle]

@fiery copper finally i found what i was looking for! god damn TFTP

[sturdy thistle]

Since when you’re together

[austere sinew]

I'm sorry 😭 I'm sure you're a good partner

I was just fucking around

[sturdy thistle]

Don’t feel bad

He’s mature

[undone fossil]

this is either professional guilt tripping or homie is dying inside

unsure

[meager kernel]

Lmao for sure

[scenic maple]

[cerulean bloom]

depends

[meager kernel]

Both

[fiery copper]

The only mature thing in this chat is C programming language

[meager kernel]

This shit got me thinking about some life choices

[warped plank]

This confused me for a while I thought I was looking at Rust 😅

[undone fossil]

I LOVE C

[austere sinew]

OH NO 😭

I'M SORRY 😭

[fiery copper]

C u later

[meager kernel]

Anyway I'm gonna go eat something

[austere sinew]

kratos no 😭

[sturdy thistle]

[undone fossil]

-# (edited)

[sturdy thistle]

This chat is gold

[fiery copper]

Fools gold or real gold?

[supple plume]

2026 is going to be my year, only mine

[undone fossil]

wolo look what you've done

[delicate ocean]

hi

[austere sinew]

I WAS MAKING A JOKE I DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING BY IT I'M SURE YOU'RE A GOOD PARTNER YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT REFLECT ANYTHING @meager kernel

I WOULD HAVE SAID IT TO ANYONE IN THE CHAT

[meager kernel]

Relax

It's all good

[austere sinew]

SHUTUP FROJ

😭

[supple plume]

Whats going kn

[sturdy thistle]

Both

[cerulean bloom]

we got the pinged Wolo
the wolo protector
and the professional guilt tripper

[undone fossil]

bros gonna be 22-25Kratos soon 😭

[sturdy thistle]

And I’m still in bed

[warped plank]

If it's fools gold, Im a fool, gimme the gold 🤣

[scenic maple]

#general message

[meager kernel]

Lol

[delicate ocean]

nice meeting yall

[fiery copper]

Ok, you are real gold and @undone fossil is fools gold

[sturdy thistle]

You’ll regret it some day

Trust me

[delicate ocean]

why

[meager kernel]

Lmao true

[fiery copper]

Dont commit suicide

[sturdy thistle]

You’ll see

[delicate ocean]

but why

[austere sinew]

this is true

[undone fossil]

look at profile
LoL player
opinion invalidated

[delicate ocean]

i need some context

[fiery copper]

Cuz suicide is bad

[sturdy thistle]

Sometimes they’re trolling for no reason

[delicate ocean]

bruh

[fiery copper]

Suicide kills u

[sturdy thistle]

And then you’re like wtf is this server

[cerulean bloom]

I always like to think that a person I meet always teaches me something

[delicate ocean]

i know

i am not that dumb

[fiery copper]

Also your parents would be sad

[austere sinew]

I enjoy this

[cerulean bloom]

see, you're already regretting it

[delicate ocean]

oh

i get it

[sturdy thistle]

And then you have knowledgeable people around like @undone fossil and @minor heart and our mods, staff and @austere sinew and @cerulean bloom and many more

[cerulean bloom]

where am I :cri:

[fiery copper]

And Im the Jester

[fiery copper]

You are too young, earn more stars

[cerulean bloom]

I've already earned many stars

⭐

[cerulean bloom]

⭐

[delicate ocean]

Anyone wanna be my friend

[fiery copper]

You arent legal for hire, grow 2 more years

[cerulean bloom]

wellllllllllllllllllllllllll

I can always submit a challenge and get some money

hehehehehehe

[fiery copper]

Money challenge? Where? Mee need moneys

[cerulean bloom]

no, htb challenge

[delicate ocean]

guess no new friends for me

[fiery copper]

Ill be your friend if you promise no suicide

[delicate ocean]

sure @fiery copper

[sturdy thistle]

Bro

[fiery copper]

Yay

[austere sinew]

I love the ping this is doing wonders for my ego

maybe i should just apply for staff

[undone fossil]

as someone who cant take a compliment i am dying inside

[sturdy thistle]

It’s true

Yeah join the green side

[undone fossil]

wolo dont do it

[austere sinew]

😈

[minor heart]

I've been summoned

[austere sinew]

wolo gonna do it

[minor heart]

o.o

[undone fossil]

nonono dont do it

[austere sinew]

WOLO GONNA DO IT

[undone fossil]

value your sanity

😭

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-priest-mortal-kombat-npc-mk-mortal-kombat-2-gif-2210987296307319340

[undone fossil]

at least whatever sanity you have

[native plume]

Become one of us

[sturdy thistle]

Yes summoned by me

[cerulean bloom]

Wolo, as your protector, I advise you not to

[austere sinew]

WOLOLOOOOOO

[undone fossil]

YES DONUT

first time i appreciate

[austere sinew]

@sturdy thistle application where

[undone fossil]

W

[cerulean bloom]

I advice you first think about this decision

[austere sinew]

I think about no decision

[devout sail]

@meager kernel

[austere sinew]

it is why i am still alive

NO

[devout sail]

Who else pings u?

[cerulean bloom]

no, it is why it will cause your early death if you continue this

[devout sail]

I gotta ping them

[minor heart]

sup :3

[sturdy thistle]

.

[austere sinew]

@sturdy thistle WHERE DO I APPLY

[cerulean bloom]

THINK

FIRST

[devout sail]

Cyber cutie year ended for you yet??

[austere sinew]

NEVER

[devout sail]

My whip is [REDACTED]

[native plume]

Not yet

[sturdy thistle]

https://www.hackthebox.com/join-us

[devout sail]

[undone fossil]

oh you meant the company

that's fine

just dont do discord moderation

[devout sail]

Gimme the coupon code to get 35% extra chance please

[austere sinew]

no i meant the discordm oderation

[sturdy thistle]

Don’t

[austere sinew]

LMFAO

[sturdy thistle]

Better apply staff

[devout sail]

Unless you want to quickly gain weight

[austere sinew]

but...

I'm here all the time....

[undone fossil]

fun lore drop - i was gonna work for htb ~4-5 years ago or so

[austere sinew]

I may as well

apply

[undone fossil]

i turned it down last minute

and now that's ryans job

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew perfect

[austere sinew]

oh ya ryan told me

[devout sail]

For?

[undone fossil]

pentester role

[austere sinew]

that is not what ryan told me

[sturdy thistle]

That’s true ever ping summons you

[undone fossil]

choice was support vs pentest so took the pentest

[minor heart]

the best

[devout sail]

Ever regret? Or all good?

[undone fossil]

Nah very much enjoy the path i took

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew

[ornate ibex]

Thanks golam tate for the motivation.

[undone fossil]

albeit i hate pentesting now but still learned a ton

[devout sail]

I see 🐸

[fiery copper]

Yo Mick help Donut join the HTB team in 2 years

[minor heart]

whaaa

[fiery copper]

Kid got potential

[sturdy thistle]

I’m not doing hiring

[fiery copper]

Ye but u can refer

[devout sail]

Less time for frogs so obviously he hate it

[undone fossil]

love the tech, hate the tape

[cerulean bloom]

maybe @eternal mango is

[undone fossil]

aka paperwork/client comms/sales etc. just goes very against my interests

[sturdy thistle]

He neither

[devout sail]

I think the easiest way is to keep making content, you'll have like atleast 5 in 2 year

[cerulean bloom]

he's the CTO

wait

a CTO wouldn't do the hiring

I'm dumb

[supple plume]

It's someone else

It's on the history of this chat

[minor heart]

I hate emails :3

[undone fossil]

They have talent acquisision staff

[cerulean bloom]

@untold fiber maybe

[devout sail]

Chap 💀

[fiery copper]

You arent dumb, you are young

[austere sinew]

Still think I should become a mod here for fun

[undone fossil]

never employed mfs exposing themselves rn

[supple plume]

I remember

[austere sinew]

you're a 14yo shush you're not meant to know this

[cerulean bloom]

yes I am

[supple plume]

Look for htb talent acquisitor or something like that

[austere sinew]

you're very smart for your age donut

[cerulean bloom]

I'm both a 30 yo and 5 yo

[devout sail]

I definitely lost all of my chance months ago

[eternal mango]

Used to do hiring, but it's been a while

[supple plume]

Like they are going to acquire you

Hahah

[minor heart]

I actually just woke up to login to work

[devout sail]

Where is kraton

[fiery copper]

What cuz u like boobs?

[devout sail]

I pinged him and he's not here

That's rare

[minor heart]

when I got the ping

[eternal mango]

Departments are now mature to the point where they handle the interviews etc themselves, been that way for a while

[minor heart]

I said 5 more minutes silently in my bed

[cerulean bloom]

please don't tell me I need certs to pass HR

[minor heart]

hit the button off alarm

ping

hahahaah

[devout sail]

Who doesn't?
Dont think i mentioned it in my resume

[eternal mango]

We hire people, not pieces of paper

[cerulean bloom]

phew

[devout sail]

I kept my favourite song as alarm
Ruined the song 💀

[eternal mango]

..but they can't hurt

[cerulean bloom]

well, I'll still have CPTS

[supple plume]

I'm glad I'm not a piece of paper today

[minor heart]

ya you never do that

[devout sail]

You said you'll do some in January

CPTS?

[minor heart]

I always pick the most obnoxious shit ever

[eternal mango]

The right person with the right skills, passion and culture fit are more important to me tbh

[devout sail]

I used to have rooster one
That was annoying too

[cerulean bloom]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss

this is what companies should have in mind

[supple plume]

Maybe, but we'll see

[cerulean bloom]

not pieces of paper

[sturdy thistle]

And bought the coffee machine yet?

[minor heart]

I had that song gtfo bed bitcj go

[devout sail]

Hehe

[cerulean bloom]

if I become HTB staff one day (which, I will say, I unlikely tbh), I'll join Cube Talks hehe

[minor heart]

https://youtu.be/oZL_2ekkF_0?si=6csO-iSrEdNnXC2G

[devout sail]

Idk how some people manage to wake up without alarms

[heady sage]

https://youtu.be/HCjAorFY-KI?si=0KTi1TnUSBnt1cAo

This is my alarm

[supple plume]

Hahah that is if they let you

[fiery copper]

Im the wrong person, with the wrong skills, wrong passion and wrong culture

[minor heart]

that was my alarm forever lmao 🤣

[eternal mango]

RIP

[devout sail]

Which of these can be changed

[austere sinew]

This is beautiful

[devout sail]

I guess skill can be changed

[fiery copper]

Arguably all

[devout sail]

I don't understand the other 2

[cerulean bloom]

I have my ways

[minor heart]

I love this hahaha

[devout sail]

Passion yes its up and down for me

[sharp axle]

hey guys all this new stuff is hella confusing would anybody be able to help

[fiery copper]

I dunno about Culture too, cuz Im Eastern European

[devout sail]

Sure ask

[sharp axle]

im pea brained on ts

how do i submit root flag

im on meow

[cerulean bloom]

see:
I'm young, right, so skill wise, not enough yet
passion, I'm passionate
culture, I've learned to not be like my korean peers: way too competitive, belittling others who are worse than them, and only focusing on scores

[devout sail]

On the website, open the machine tab (and meow machine page)
There will be box to submit the flag

[fiery copper]

So basically HTB{...}

[devout sail]

If meow is machine

[minor heart]

I'm full of passion and bad jokes

[devout sail]

guid :D

[eternal mango]

Misclick

Was going to find racoon

[amber forge]

Hello Guys, I have some problem to access to an old email account. Any suggestion where i can find someone who can help? I know, not here. Please would someone would give me a direction? Thanks!

[minor heart]

that was a once a month kind if reply

[devout sail]

Support on website

[minor heart]

the kind of shots fired that only happen once in a blue

[fiery copper]

Ye Im still not the right person, I am passionate but I want to build my skills and I dont know the context of the culture

[cerulean bloom]

culture would probably be: kind, work well, etc.

[minor heart]

I actually showed @eternal mango too it was so good.

[supple plume]

[fiery copper]

I was gonna make a joke about shots, but I only like beer so I dunno

[minor heart]

like ha ha I'm sparky

[devout sail]

Bee farm left??

[eternal mango]

That was funny

[supple plume]

Only the right one is jacked up

[devout sail]

Show

[supple plume]

💪

[fiery copper]

Hello can you guide me, bro this aint World of Warcraft to have guides

[devout sail]

[amber forge]

I have a problem to access the email account. What do you mean by Support on Website? Thanks!

[gray tulip]

Yo whats up Yall

[supple plume]

@native plume

[fiery copper]

And yes I used to be a guide on WoW

[minor heart]

true. world of warcraft plays the damn game for you these days

[sharp axle]

should i connect with openVPN?

since i have limited time on pwn box

[supple plume]

Yes

[fiery copper]

I hate the new seasons, I enjoyed playing Cataclysm again tho

[minor heart]

I was an enh shaman

[sharp axle]

ok i have the file downloaded, how do i run it

[supple plume]

Vpn is better

[minor heart]

the sweatiest of the sweat

[devout sail]

I mean at the bottom right of htb, there should be some button to open chat, which let's you contact to support
Lemme try some command to generate it and see if it works

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[supple plume]

I have a script for that

[cerulean bloom]

did you download it to your own virtual machine (not pwnbox, not target machine)

[devout sail]

Not sure if it's correct, but might helpp

[sharp axle]

i downloaded it to my computer files

[devout sail]

Actually that would be me

[cerulean bloom]

host? like main computer?

[sharp axle]

yes

[minor heart]

I don't play anymore. I 3k when I feel like it

[cerulean bloom]

don't connect to your main computer

use a virtual machine

[sharp axle]

wait like what

pwnbox is a VM no?

are there others

[supple plume]

I do it like that all the time tho

[minor heart]

I also .. played resto

[devout sail]

I play Pokemon games

[cerulean bloom]

you can create your own virtual machine through hypervisors, like vmware and virtualbox

[devout sail]

And dungeon quest

I want to play Skyrim cuz it looks nice

[sharp axle]

which one do i go with

[supple plume]

Arch linux

[cerulean bloom]

I personally like vmware, but a pain to setup

[cerulean bloom]

no

no

no

[supple plume]

Hahahah

[sharp axle]

wait whats arch linux

[cerulean bloom]

don't worry about it rn

[sharp axle]

bet

[supple plume]

Secret

[cerulean bloom]

I would recommend using:
virtualbox or vmware with kali linux

vmware is a pain to install

[fiery copper]

Me neither, have like 2k hours but didnt like paying wow subs

[amber forge]

I tried everything so I am looking for a place where i can find a pro.Do you know where or who I suppose to look for?

[sharp axle]

wait so do i need to have linux

[cerulean bloom]

vbox is easier

[cerulean bloom]

having linux will make your life easier

and yes

[devout sail]

Oh there are staff here
Lemme see if anyone is online

[sharp axle]

im on windows..

[cerulean bloom]

that's why we are trying to setup a virtual machine lol

[fiery copper]

You can use a virtual machine

[sharp axle]

ohhhhhh so thats what a vm is

[minor heart]

I ugh was an og

[cerulean bloom]

yep

[sharp axle]

it emulates linux

[devout sail]

@sturdy thistle knows better ig

[sturdy thistle]

weird arms

[sharp axle]

so thats why it would be easier to go to linux

[fiery copper]

Cant say Im an og played wow like 2 years ago

[cerulean bloom]

not necessarily linux

[devout sail]

^^ for reference

[scenic maple]

[sharp axle]

if i go to linux do i keep my files and everything

[cerulean bloom]

it can also emulate windows even

[sharp axle]

like windows xp

[fiery copper]

Yes, its a virtual machine

[cerulean bloom]

virtual machines won't have your files you have on your desktop

[sturdy thistle]

Support is limited during the vacations

[minor heart]

o.o

[sharp axle]

no if i change from windows to linux

on my computer

operating systewm

[supple plume]

Yes

Yes

[supple plume]

Then use arch linux

[cerulean bloom]

well, then, yes, but software will be deleted

[cerulean bloom]

stop

please

[fiery copper]

WOW felt too boring for me kept meeting 40yo parents

[supple plume]

Aright

[fiery copper]

No offense to older people

[devout sail]

[sturdy thistle]

i feel offended

[sharp axle]

wait can someone vc?

[sturdy thistle]

i have no voice

[fiery copper]

Sorry

[cerulean bloom]

I would recommend you watch like a youtube video

[cerulean bloom]

doubt that, but okay

[sharp axle]

donutmaster123 can you help me install linux

[supple plume]

Donut is right you should try a VM before doing anything in your host

[devout sail]

echo go make a video of htb basic

[sharp axle]

okay deal

[devout sail]

Vpn download, vm setup etc

[sturdy thistle]

i only speak english in video games and on meetings

[supple plume]

That's a good idea actually yeah

Man brilliant

[sharp axle]

so ill download vm ware

[eternal mango]

https://parrotsec.org/docs/virtualization/install-parrot-on-virtualbox/

[sharp axle]

correct?

[fiery copper]

Any time I did a raid in WOW i felt like the leader treating me like a child

[amber forge]

Thank you!!

[fiery copper]

Cuz I was his childs age

[supple plume]

[cerulean bloom]

I can't guide you through the steps
I technically can, but I'm too tired and don't have the time

[minor heart]

real

[sharp axle]

is it 12am for u aswell

[minor heart]

wow is where parents go to hide

[devout sail]

I made a gif for vpn download for RA (cuz many people doesn't know and cry about random reset)

And tenor said NO

[supple plume]

What is RA and what is tenor

[minor heart]

Holy crap I need caffeine

[native plume]

Make a short video on YT instead

[native plume]

Release Arena VPN

[devout sail]

Yes

[supple plume]

I'll make a video definitely

[devout sail]

Do not add a loud intro

[minor heart]

brb

[native plume]

Tenor is where we grab the sus gifs from

[devout sail]

2 cups pls

[sharp axle]

is it easier to get hacked if i move to linux

[supple plume]

The intro is going to be me saying RrRAndzyY BenChoo

[fiery copper]

Nah, you need a blanket

And watch a movie

[eternal mango]

Use a VM instead of switching to Linux if the only reason is to connect to the VPN

The link I shared will guide you

[sharp axle]

ok thank you

vbmware of vbox?

[fiery copper]

I use a VM for Linux cuz I wanna be good at Linux and Windows and who tf uses Mac

[eternal mango]

Either

The link I shared was for virtualbox

[sharp axle]

wait what is solaris

[eternal mango]

VMware is fine too

[fiery copper]

A videogame

[sharp axle]

no

is it operating system

[fiery copper]

Its also a movie

[minor heart]

I need to finish the powerview module but if I stare at any more cmdlets I may turn into a banshee

[eternal mango]

Yes, but the link I shared was for Parrot OS

[sharp axle]

ok

is that the best distro

wait

[eternal mango]

Or you can check the Kali documentation

[sharp axle]

is that the term

[cerulean bloom]

there is no one best distro

[fiery copper]

The only Banshee Ive seen was the GTA San Andreas car

[cerulean bloom]

they have different uses

[sharp axle]

kekw

[austere sigil]

batcomputer came with Temple OS

[eternal mango]

Was just the link I had to hand

[supple plume]

The best distro is the one you get things done better

[sharp axle]

WHO is this guy

batman?

[fiery copper]

Hows coding in Holy C

[austere sigil]

memory safe

[sharp axle]

the file is called VirtualBox-7.2.4-170995-Win

[fiery copper]

Not brain safe tho

[sharp axle]

C is death wish i heard

[undone fossil]

Nah

Skill issue on whoever said that’s part

[supple plume]

C is javascript for nerds

[sharp axle]

Someone teach me all the terminology

and coding languaGes'

im a NOOB

[supple plume]

Dang, all?

[sharp axle]

not all

[fiery copper]

I have a theory, Terry Davis got crazy because Holy C was too much for him

[sharp axle]

importatn ont

important ones

[supple plume]

[minor heart]

sus

[sharp axle]

thank you

[supple plume]

Can't teach you all

[sharp axle]

\

can you teach my why C is "holy"

[supple plume]

I don't even know all

[austere sigil]

char buf[] is automatically larger than known universe

so how can it be unsafe?

[supple plume]

Google Terry Davis

[next plinth]

Any home labbers in chat

[sharp axle]

he made templeos

[supple plume]

Google harder

[minor heart]

bc the devil likes mischief

[sharp axle]

SCHIZO]

died of train

templeOS backstory goes tuff

[supple plume]

That's all you got about holy C?

[sharp axle]

yes

[minor heart]

he was brilliant

[supple plume]

Terryble

[sharp axle]

im installing virtual box so its gonna cut my wifi brb

[minor heart]

it was an unfortunate series of events

[supple plume]

Cya

[sharp axle]

BOOM

im back

i thought it would take longer

basic mode or expert mode

[sharp axle]

now wat

[devout sail]

The length of unknown?

[supple plume]

Gimme 2 weeks I'll make a video about it

[sharp axle]

echoes