general

[proper fractal]

he's been too my house a few times

[scenic maple]

dang

thats peak

[proper fractal]

yeah I listen to older guys in the infosec community bc they know too much

I just don't know how to not act on impulse rofl

I blame adhd

[turbid steeple]

hallo

[carmine pecan]

Hallo!

[serene geyser]

Hallo

[proper fractal]

Halo

[carmine pecan]

Effect

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[proper fractal]

3

[serene geyser]

117

[proper fractal]

that way

[turbid steeple]

how are you all

[proper fractal]

I am doing well

[carmine pecan]

I am good good

[serene geyser]

Not bad thanks. Waiting to hear back if I got a job either today or tomorrow! How are you?

[turbid steeple]

nice

[carmine pecan]

Oh man! you got this, rooting for ya

[turbid steeple]

good luck

im doing pretty well myself

[serene geyser]

Thank you, I appreciate it ❤️

[turbid steeple]

havent been in here for a while

[serene geyser]

Glad to hear it! It's almost a new year too.
I only rejoined yesterday, I think I was here briefly a long time ago

[topaz scaffold]

Keep tugging that button and it just might pop

[cerulean bloom]

ohhhhhhhh

I can use my discount code for pro labs as well

noice

[topaz scaffold]

Donug

[topaz scaffold]

Dough nut

[lofty warren]

[subtle plover]

@turbid steeple

[unreal shore]

Hello

[lethal dove]

greetings

[delicate ocean]

hello guys, nice to meet yall. i am a newbie, any tips or suggestions

[cerulean bloom]

yes?

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[eternal mango]

👆 @delicate ocean 🙂

[delicate ocean]

yo bro, thanks man

[turbid steeple]

@subtle plover

[delicate ocean]

appreciate your help dude

[mystic harbor]

[terse dirge]

yippee I made a push that makes agent registration and sending logs working 😄 I'm super excited to get it fully working and to see how it performs

[cerulean bloom]

watcha working on?

[remote iris]

is there a module that teaches u buffer overflow attacks, assembly code and how it all works?

trying to learn something a bit difficult for me

[terse dirge]

I'll update the wiki and architecture tomorrow I have a few plans on getting alerts working, since I'm also switching to more schemaless alerts I'm probably going to have to invent my own filebeat or logstash lol

[terse dirge]

EDR/XDR and SIEM

[cerulean bloom]

ah, nice

[remote iris]

o wow

[terse dirge]

my old one used manticoresearch, valkey, and sqlite for databases but I'm rewriting it all so I can use surrealDB to simplify it further

and I wanna make the alerts more customize-able so you can make your own "pipelines" or schemas for it

it'll still be done server side tho

[west venture]

Dell latitude

[terse dirge]

ya, surrealDB also has realtime update notifiers so I should be able to write some stuff for the alerts to run in real time

[warm dome]

using go for it i presume knowing you?

[sturdy thistle]

I think I want a new AM4 cPU when I see the current hardware prices

[terse dirge]

I just need to think of how to do it properly so I can scale automatically and keep it fast

[cerulean bloom]

💪

[terse dirge]

ya, go is objectively the best choice for this lol or rust

[warm dome]

feel like rust would be to low level tbh

also ngl integrating ai api calls into tools really speeds things up o.0

trying to catch up and feels like its makes the load so much quicker

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/run-kill-you-creepy-laugh-every-second-you-are-not-running-im-only-getting-closer-bird-gif-22163455

[terse dirge]

it'd be good for the agent or I can use golang for it. I plan on only sending logs in batches like once there's a build up of 200 logs or something it'd start sending logs or something.

[cerulean bloom]

I for some reason love this GIF now

[terse dirge]

200 logs is a shit ton of data tho so I should probably do some sort of compression when it gets sent to the server side

[warm dome]

ohh thats solid

[warm dome]

depends on the logs i guess but yeah should be a decent chunk

you played around with mcp servers yet @terse dirge

[terse dirge]

no, I don't really like AI

[proud moth]

guys i don't get why payload size is an issue in sliver, i'm having a blast using it

[warm dome]

i set up one with some of my pentesting cli tools to have it just use the tool and its kinda sped things up with boxes since i can guide it a bit

[proud moth]

i installed OpenEDR in my home lab and Defender 2025 and bypassed both already

[warm dome]

personally not a fan either, but still very interesting seeing ways to use it

[supple plume]

Drinking beer at morning while at work is normal in Spain

[warm dome]

if thats true i need to move to spain

[supple plume]

Good luck finding a place to rent

[fiery copper]

Rust is bad

[warm dome]

oh its that bad? must be high demand for the beers with work

[supple plume]

Skill issue

[terse dirge]

meh fuck it, I'll make it handle real time stuff or bulk, it's golang not java so it should be able to handle it.

[supple plume]

It's bad

[fiery copper]

Like a lot of metal objects corrode due to rust

[undone fossil]

I am nothing but proud

[fiery copper]

The programming language Rust, I dunno, too many furries.

[supple plume]

Still skill issue

[terse dirge]

I remember once benchmarking my api and it could handle like over 100 requests in a docker container on my laptop

[hardy frigate]

Bros

Whats up

[fiery copper]

I dunno Bro

Wassup

[warm dome]

tbh i'd just break each log down into parts have something like /logs/logxyz/part1.ext /logs/logxyz/part2.ext, that way not loading so much into memory

[hardy frigate]

Idk man Im trying to self- hijack aka waste time on Discord

[warm dome]

maybe even break them down by events

for better filtering

would just be a load when first processing then alot smoother

[supple plume]

Not being able to waste time here hits hard

Let me help

[topaz scaffold]

@scenic maple Can I sing something to the error 403 girl

[lofty warren]

[supple plume]

@scenic maple mods make hackster sing to him

[topaz scaffold]

Hold on did you say you on your wayy

Why now?

When you just went MIA error 403

[cerulean bloom]

this is why I blocked him lol

[topaz scaffold]

Message received, now you want me back?

I know the procedure error 403, tryna come to my place

[lofty warren]

dont be a dih🥀

[topaz scaffold]

Turn around error 403, that's so far

[hardy frigate]

Can u say the top three things to do in life. I'm trying to do something

[supple plume]

You did the right thing, I am bored enough to read the stupid 403 joke 403 times

[topaz scaffold]

Are we far too gone?

[terse dirge]

I'm directly commiting them into a database lol

[supple plume]

I will roast him a little every time

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[lofty warren]

same

[topaz scaffold]

Cant handle what error 403 girl is now

[warm dome]

yeah that would probably be the smarter option aha

[supple plume]

Girl is 404 for you

[warm dome]

my brains cooked i've being doing 1 box after another

[topaz scaffold]

I'm a fan and error 403 girl is not what she wass

So tell me error 403 girl😢

[lofty warren]

dont be a dih🥀

[topaz scaffold]

Are you down now cause I'm up now

[meager kernel]

Someone mute this guy

[lofty warren]

seriously

[topaz scaffold]

So let's play truth or date error 403 girl, dare you to forgett

[cerulean bloom]

@scenic maple help

[topaz scaffold]

That you used to treat me just like everyonee

😢😢😢

Truth or dare error 403 girl, is it true you care?

[undone fossil]

Dawg wtf is this chat

[topaz scaffold]

Now that you can see the love from everyone😢

[supple plume]

Vro why are you so untrained in human conversations?

[topaz scaffold]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSiQwHIjf5Q/?igsh=MXhzNmx6YjFzZXFqNw==

[cerulean bloom]

he kept talking about lamb in the THM server

[supple plume]

Banned by lamb is wild dumb

[cerulean bloom]

muted

[undone fossil]

Will come back later lmao

[cerulean bloom]

he spammed the same picture multiple times in a few minutes time span

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[undone fossil]

Also stolen

[lofty warren]

hi froggy

[supple plume]

Think kind of people can only come from THM

[lofty warren]

i having over +200 memes like this

[cerulean bloom]

well
I came from THM lol

[topaz scaffold]

It was lamb tongue remember?

[supple plume]

I tried thm before htb too

[topaz scaffold]

Golam is sleeping, let the poor mod be.

[supple plume]

@scenic maple attack activate gatekeep mode

https://tenor.com/view/made-by-clown-gif-4428586269206149108

[topaz scaffold]

She's sleeping. Let the poor mod be.

[cerulean bloom]

#1: he
#2: no he aint

[proud moth]

@undone fossil what's the lore behind the frogs, do you just like frogs very much?

[topaz scaffold]

Froj is the htb version of me

[proud moth]

i love ducks on an autistic, unbelievable level

[lofty warren]

hey Donut, have you done the AD Enumeration module?

[supple plume]

If golam is she you are a it

[proud moth]

my house is full of duck pictures

[topaz scaffold]

Lamb

[gray wraith]

[cerulean bloom]

no

[topaz scaffold]

My name is it btw

[undone fossil]

Yep pretty much

[topaz scaffold]

The movie too

[topaz scaffold]

Lamb

[proud moth]

CROAK CROAK

[topaz scaffold]

Lamb lamb

[topaz scaffold]

And I strive for being it

[proud moth]

Frog's buffer overflow string is print('CROAK' * 10000)

[supple plume]

Vro youre wasting internet bandwidth

[topaz scaffold]

[lavish hull]

Do you ever dream about being a frog?

[subtle plover]

[supple plume]

Vro wth

[topaz scaffold]

Then say nya

[nimble tundra]

💀

[cerulean bloom]

SEE WHY HE WAS MTUED

[warm dome]

this server turned wild

[topaz scaffold]

we are the lambs

[supple plume]

Sometimes happens when these kids join

[topaz scaffold]

the future

[supple plume]

Until they get bored

[topaz scaffold]

the fools

[proud moth]

bro please can you do some boxes instead of being a mongoloid

[cerulean bloom]

ye

kids

[topaz scaffold]

Skids

[cerulean bloom]

he won't, he basically did the same in THM, he's muted rn

[proud moth]

oh thank god

[topaz scaffold]

Unmuted soon

[lofty warren]

dont care 'bout him, let him yappin'

[cerulean bloom]

he's muted in THM, not here

[topaz scaffold]

ty

[meager kernel]

I see

[supple plume]

We should request THM to unmute him

[cerulean bloom]

thennnnnnn muted again

or actually banned

[topaz scaffold]

Then rejoin

Ip ban = vpn

[cerulean bloom]

then get banned again

[supple plume]

Hmmmm

[topaz scaffold]

Account banned = different accounf

[supple plume]

Let me bend the rules

[cerulean bloom]

you do understand that your account...... also gets banned?

[topaz scaffold]

I am so skid

[cerulean bloom]

from the server?

[topaz scaffold]

Yes

[meager kernel]

I'll bend you

[proud moth]

lmao

[topaz scaffold]

Arrest me daddy

[cerulean bloom]

do you have like nothing else to do?

[meager kernel]

Sorry I'm straight

[topaz scaffold]

Yes

[topaz scaffold]

Even better

[meager kernel]

What.

[subtle plover]

Pls

[topaz scaffold]

Ok

[subtle plover]

Thx

[topaz scaffold]

Come come

Nya~

[subtle plover]

@serius

[cerulean bloom]

don't you wanna like make a difference in this world in a positive way

[meager kernel]

@proud moth asked my employer
I don't need that shit ass cert

[supple plume]

So who falls into disruptive and repeat offender?

[topaz scaffold]

How? When we have to be like the others

[proud moth]

oh wow, what a surprise, it's almost like certs are worth nothing! who would have thought uh

[subtle plover]

Average thm user

[proud moth]

it's almost as if to pass a cybersecurity interview, you need to know cybersecurity

[cerulean bloom]

you do this now, but you will regret this later on

[lofty warren]

:))))

[meager kernel]

I'll need to know good amount of AD since that's where I'll be most probably assigned

[warm dome]

the real fight is against hr filtering tho

[supple plume]

@scenic maple mute this user for a day this is the poll:
👍 mute
👎 not mute

[proud moth]

wrong, it's just that they convinced you, HR doesn't know shit about hacking and they are not so important as you think to get hired

[meager kernel]

If you have connections, yes

[supple plume]

We are about 5 people here so speaking of percentages

[cerulean bloom]

or ban

[proud moth]

unless you live in the US, maybe, but in that case you have other things to worry about

[topaz scaffold]

And I don't see him in the chat with us

[meager kernel]

@topaz scaffold I think the error 403 girl is in THM server, you should ask there

[topaz scaffold]

She's not there I checked

[proud moth]

i had zero connections or whatever that means, got a job after 6 applications

[topaz scaffold]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSiQwHIjf5Q/?igsh=MXhzNmx6YjFzZXFqNw==

[proud moth]

i do know hacking though

[meager kernel]

SHE IS!!
IVE SEEN HER THERE

TRUST!!

[proud moth]

guess what's more important

[meager kernel]

Damn

[topaz scaffold]

Oh my baby

[meager kernel]

Crazy

[topaz scaffold]

Study her face framee

[warm dome]

nah im aus, working now but before that most jobs here were getting 600-1200 applicants per job online when was applying before, to many people trying to enter the field without any knowledge so usually they just throw a cert or 2 on resume

[topaz scaffold]

Put her on the wall

Shell be your piece

Your art

[meager kernel]

Her name is Elizabeth
Go ask there

[cerulean bloom]

oh no

[meager kernel]

What

[proud moth]

yes, you just proved my point, entering the field without any knowledge won't work, not without any HR cert

[topaz scaffold]

@subtle plover Takes 1 to know 1

[proud moth]

certs are only good if you are insecure and easy to scam

[meager kernel]

What about certs like CPTS or OSCP?

[supple plume]

Mods attack

[lofty warren]

[warm dome]

yeah but it you'll find they'll only filter for certain certs alot of the time because theyll usually google it and throw that out there, then get an applicant they just waste time with

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-alchemy-gold-transmutation-mods-gif-5023303801320890973

[warm dome]

just adds alot of shit when your actually looking

[topaz scaffold]

Emma and goblin already saw it.

[lofty warren]

and?

[proud moth]

if they filter by certification, it means you are on the wrong application form

[topaz scaffold]

They answered the questions

[warm dome]

generally the trend atlrast over here

[proud moth]

you think they care about the ComptiAss+ if you apply to the NSA for example

[cerulean bloom]

I mean, if mods don't mute or ban this guy, I need a serious talk with them

[topaz scaffold]

They saw the messages and answered them

[supple plume]

Or we doxx him and brick his windows vista

[meager kernel]

@proud moth what about certs like CPTS though?
They do seem practically useful since they're judging you on practical knowledge

[topaz scaffold]

Skid

[lofty warren]

our boss is gonna sleepy

[proud moth]

those certifications are good because they actually teach you hacking in a good way, something not true for the overwhelming majority of certifications

[wintry cliff]

@cerulean bloom hi donut just give up on him he's a lost cause

[topaz scaffold]

[meager kernel]

Fair enough
Are certs like eJPT also good?

[cerulean bloom]

he is..................................

[proud moth]

at the end of the day, the CPTS is only a challenge with yourself and a way to stay motivated to do hacking, the certifications itself is useless

[meager kernel]

eJPT or PNPT

[cerulean bloom]

neither

[proud moth]

it's garbage

[lofty warren]

PNPT

[topaz scaffold]

Takes 1 to know 1

[meager kernel]

Lmao

[proud moth]

it's garbage made for insecure beginners with money to spend

[topaz scaffold]

[meager kernel]

PNPT?

[meager kernel]

It's good?

[lofty warren]

eJPT is freakin trash asf

tbh

[meager kernel]

CEH is also garbage
That much ik

[proud moth]

PNPT is entry level garbage too, CPTS is entry level but NOT garbage

that's the difference

[cerulean bloom]

you sure it's entry level

[meager kernel]

I wanna give something like CWES or CPTS

[proud moth]

yes

[cerulean bloom]

hm

[proud moth]

it's actually ultra entry level

[cerulean bloom]

now that is a lie

[meager kernel]

CPTS entry level? 😭😭

[proud moth]

of course

[meager kernel]

[topaz scaffold]

@wintry cliff Zed can I have your

[lofty warren]

intermediate:D

[proud moth]

you think you can launch your pipx tools at a corporate network and it will work? lmao

it's absolutely beginner level

[scenic maple]

6 pings

what happen

[topaz scaffold]

I want to be muted or banned

[cerulean bloom]

that swae guy, he uhhhhh I guess "spams" too much

[supple plume]

There are 14 year old kids here behaving like a real gentlemen while this dumbass keep 403ing our ears

[lofty warren]

my friend, judge that guy

[meager kernel]

Hey, what the fuck, don't say mf
That's fucking swearing

[supple plume]

Mute this bastard already we even have a polll

[proud moth]

this is exactly what you should not care about though

[meager kernel]

No fucking cussing in this chat

[cerulean bloom]

I would highly recommend a ban tbh

he won't come back changed

[lofty warren]

tks, ill fix that

[proud moth]

everybody wanna be called "intermeidate" hacker because beginner sounds bad, but that's self delusion

[topaz scaffold]

Fack you

[proud moth]

you have to acccept you don't know shit about hacking

the sooner the better

[meager kernel]

Hey, stop fucking swearing

[cerulean bloom]

I've already accepted

[proud moth]

already ahead of 99% of people

[native plume]

Yamete kudasai 😩

[topaz scaffold]

[cerulean bloom]

I'm terrible lol

I just try

[lofty warren]

[topaz scaffold]

Please what?

[meager kernel]

Hai

[scenic maple]

guys tone it down

[proud moth]

at least you do hacking instead of searching for the best HR ass cert

[supple plume]

You tune it up

[proud moth]

ban that guy

pl

[scenic maple]

yeyeye they are looking into it

[supple plume]

We clearly have made a desition here and it involves a guillotine

[cerulean bloom]

I wanna get certs, but not like cert hunting
I care how well I do, not what certs I have

[meager kernel]

@native plume are you japanese?

[topaz scaffold]

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-thank-you-bow-steve-carell-gif-5009516783019270794

[proud moth]

common sense enjoyer

this is a person who actually passes interviews

[lofty warren]

he is Japanese

[native plume]

No but I like to yap in Japanese

[meager kernel]

I wanna make a pickup line but nvm

[topaz scaffold]

Ignore because you giving attention for free + listening

[cerulean bloom]

certs -> maybe pass HR
certs -> don't pass any other part of any application

[proud moth]

explain this to linkedin bros with the OSCP who get stuck at easy boxes please

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[supple plume]

I should make a bot that reacts with to a private array of users

[cerulean bloom]

they test you either way, so you need to be good at what you do

[supple plume]

I could make that in 20 minutes

[scenic maple]

so you dont get stuck in easy boxes

[proud moth]

of course I do

i am a stupid fuck

[topaz scaffold]

Is error 403 girl here?

[scenic maple]

but u also dont have oscp

[proud moth]

yes

[topaz scaffold]

@scenic maple

[meager kernel]

She's in my dms
Want her ID?

[topaz scaffold]

Yes yes yes

[scenic maple]

then the guy who also gets stuck in easy boxes has an advantage

[terse dirge]

Running 15s test @ http://localhost:8080/api/v2/agent/log
  4 threads and 500 connections
  Thread Stats   Avg      Stdev     Max   +/- Stdev
    Latency    81.89ms   15.32ms 166.16ms   70.99%
    Req/Sec     1.53k   200.30     2.10k    68.33%
  91400 requests in 15.04s, 12.03MB read
Requests/sec:   6076.10
Transfer/sec:    818.85KB
``` ![evil_cat](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1308772568865574983.webp?size=128 "evil_cat")  performance is lookin kinda decent I think for submitting logs in non bulk

[meager kernel]

I have her email, will that suffice?

[native plume]

"Very Easy" challenge but somehow we're stuck 6 hours solving it

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/test-gif-4147485812537561362

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-elder-kettle-the-cuphead-show-knock-it-off-enough-is-enough-gif-27352780

[proud moth]

no because in the interview they ask you about apache configs and you still don't know them

[topaz scaffold]

💋

[proud moth]

the oscp guy just spent 2000 bucks extra

[scenic maple]

i still cant name my ports

[cerulean bloom]

what's port 22

[meager kernel]

Her email is
Lizzy@nofuckingwayillgoforsome14yearoldskid
@topaz scaffold

[topaz scaffold]

Oh my baby

[cerulean bloom]

forgot the .fake

[meager kernel]

Telephone port

[supple plume]

Is his mother

[scenic maple]

port 22 si whatever u host on it

[cerulean bloom]

usually

hehe

[scenic maple]

ssh

[cerulean bloom]

good

23?

[supple plume]

403

[meager kernel]

Host deez nuts

[topaz scaffold]

Ok ill check

[scenic maple]

23 is telnet

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[supple plume]

@scenic maple this is a pornsite ban him already

Aha

[scenic maple]

guys wtf

[supple plume]

@scenic maple gottem

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/67-meme-gif-15788149647025991512

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-alchemy-gold-transmutation-mods-gif-5023303801320890973

[topaz scaffold]

Get him*

[supple plume]

@scenic maple

[scenic maple]

again people are looking into it

its not a dictatorship

you see

[meager kernel]

@scenic maple what if I hacked north Korea? Would that be illegal

[wooden dust]

Anyone know how to make virtual machine performance run smoother with integrated graphic in a QHD screen. I felt FHD Run Vm more very smooth without some cracky looks like running 30fps

[upbeat tangle]

@meager kernel sounds like "grey" hat doesnt it

[meager kernel]

Fair enough

[upbeat tangle]

@meager kernel its illegal in a sense, but is it really unethical kind of thing

[meager kernel]

I'm an Indian
What if I hack some Pakistan government website? Will I get awarded? 😈😈

[native plume]

How about we all hack an easy box and call it a day

[topaz scaffold]

Is her account private?

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[meager kernel]

What if I hack you and find your phone number and slide into your dms?

[cerulean bloom]

which one you suggesting

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/momo-belia-deviluke-to-love-ru-anime-blushing-shy-gif-16793033

[supple plume]

Back to work so I don't have to read more [REDACTED] stuff here

[meager kernel]

Alright dude shut the fuck up now pls @topaz scaffold

[wooden dust]

By the way, virtual box VMSVGA for kali platform seems weird like you don’t get the mouse anymore, and the display don’t auto adjust base on guest display. But it make it run smoother

[cerulean bloom]

slowmode is enabled lol

[topaz scaffold]

I am a skid and those are the characteristics of a skid right?

[supple plume]

Instead of muting the annoyance they slow us down

[topaz scaffold]

Because we are all involved in this. Accept it or not

[cerulean bloom]

I guess they're talking about it and trying to slow down the issue while they are

[meager kernel]

The mouse thing is probably a bug on your side cause you're supposed to get the mouse

For the display, you'll have to go into display settings and manually set it to your native resolution

[native plume]

If slow mode isn't enabled then they will have to review +1000 more messages by the time they review the old one 💀

[cerulean bloom]

that's true

[wooden dust]

That’s what I don’t like. Every time going to setting manger and click the blank resolution to auto adjust. The mouse I think it is a bug said you need to enable in host

[meager kernel]

Enable 3d acceleration in settings and restart the VM

[wooden dust]

But VBoxVGA and VBoxSVGA works just fine and the performance is so bad like running 20fps

[wooden dust]

Let me try this

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-aesthetic-gif-25293068

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166445459355742349/1450714334060875858/f3a6f3fb1552c0fe220d81a5921ba819.gif

[meager kernel]

I'm gonna go to the gym
Cya guys

[cerulean bloom]

@warped plank I saw that

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-you-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-11000728512614562106

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-hide-you-didnt-see-anything-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-15123878

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-cat-cat-stare-stare-bruh-cat-really-n-gif-25597234

[native plume]

[Slow heavy metal music playing]
https://tenor.com/view/the-suite-life-of-zack-and-cody-disney-smile-adrian-rmante-esteban-ramirez-gif-17042090

[topaz scaffold]

Nya

[wintry cliff]

Yeah the mods in here should take the action

[topaz scaffold]

Zed

[gray wraith]

Thing is, certs kind of make you stand out among other CVs + they kind of confirm you know certain things

[proud moth]

they don't confirm anything, it's marketing bullshit, if you are trash in the interview you don't know anything

[gray wraith]

I agree with you but thats how a lot of HR ppl look at certs

[proud moth]

they might give you the impression you know things

[gray wraith]

Its kind of a sad truth

[proud moth]

they are designed to give you that impression of course, that's why people buy them

[scenic maple]

get a rce on a vm and live of the rest of your life with that money

[proud moth]

they leverage the lazyness and insecurity and need for validation of people in this field unfortunately

these are the same people that once get interviewed don't know that OU inheritance is

or how a simple web server handles TLS

[fiery copper]

I hate when the government invest in digitalization and education and instead of providing certs that people actually need and that provide real knowledge, the government usually offers poor quality material and shit courses

[proud moth]

if you are trying to impress HR, do remember you are trying to impress a bunch of morons with a communication degree that don't know anything about hacking, these are the wrong kind of people to impress

[gray wraith]

I wouldnt say it in such a harsh choice of words but I agree to some point

[gray wraith]

Kind of true but also impressing the HR people could give you a job

[still coral]

yes

[fiery copper]

Pretty accurate I guess, every time I met HR they talked about AI this and AI that

[proud moth]

wrong, skills are what give you the job, not Susan from HR

Susan from HR makes sure you talk to the person that gives you the job in the end

and that person can tell if you are a cert moron with no skills

[fiery copper]

Nah, what gives u the job is being the managers nephew

[proud moth]

yes, also this

there are many ways, none of which is impressing Susan from HR with the ComptiAss+

or the SecAss+

or whatever scam people fall into

[fiery copper]

Ill be crying if my certification stack would be worse than Sec+

[proud moth]

i get it why people do this and it's ok, it's self delusion

[undone fossil]

good doggos

[fiery copper]

Bad frog

[proud moth]

OMG

[undone fossil]

they have been relocated to my sofa thank you

[heady sage]

Sunrise and Thunder are very tired doggos

[fiery copper]

The job requirements should be done by a Senior

And not senior HR

[undone fossil]

Imo I'm glad that hr gets to do some of it

Immediate sign to not apply

[upbeat tangle]

@undone fossil i have taken that a step further

[fiery copper]

Kill HR?

[upbeat tangle]

I dont ever work directly hired by ANY company that even has a HR department

[cloud osprey]

I have taken no steps, I refuse to exercise until next year

[fiery copper]

So 2027?

[upbeat tangle]

The only way i work for a company that has HR is through contract

which means when they start yapping, ill just end it

on the spot

So my number one job tip for people is to stay out of debt as much you possibly can, because if you dont owe anyone anything, they cant string you along their stupid games

you just go work somewhere else

[cloud osprey]

just retire imo

[supple plume]

Is this sheephead muted already?

[vital lily]

Hello once again chat

[topaz scaffold]

No babe

[supple plume]

I see

Cya then

[topaz scaffold]

You said if I dont get attention then I stop

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/rebelmediahu-fidesz-orban-fideszvodor-fideszvödör-gif-4073260108632434409

[topaz scaffold]

It's giving lambb

[austere sigil]

paint might be the kind of guy that has 1TB drive connected to his PC that's filled with random memes and gifs

[fiery copper]

Or have soo much debt that you own leverage over them

[warped plank]

Nahh it's probably a 4 TB raid 0 NAS

[warped plank]

Holy actual fuck is that real?

[undone fossil]

4TB NAS?

[warped plank]

is bro hosting the internet?

[undone fossil]

yeah he hosts like half of my frog pictures

[austere sigil]

you can use my NAS to store your frog pictures

[austere sigil]

plenty of storage I use for files named like checkthis, checkthis1, checkthis2, etc

[gray wraith]

Our CEOs love AI

[undone fossil]

"one picture of your mother"

gold

[warped plank]

it's secretly your storage isn't it

[gray wraith]

Nd i dont think there is anything worse than that

[austere sigil]

all my pictures are in landscape mode

[rocky tartan]

powered ai apps are the best

[gray wraith]

Honesty i just bought the comptia study books bc they have a lot of knwledge inside

I dont think im gonna do the cert tho

[austere sigil]

it has to be SaaS

and it has to have more servers than users

[rocky tartan]

what was the cool word before the "ai powered" keyword ?

[supple plume]

"As a service"?

[rocky tartan]

i feel like all those fancy words are synonyms of either "program" or computer

[rocky tartan]

probably "cloud"

[supple plume]

Cloud as a service

[rocky tartan]

cloud this cloud that

[austere sigil]

that's what IT is really

[supple plume]

@molten bobcat

[rocky tartan]

yes, cloud as software

cloud interface

all in one

[supple plume]

Yeah I remember

I had to learn AWS

Google Cloud

And related stuff

[rocky tartan]

many things

[supple plume]

Too many useless things

[rocky tartan]

maybe we need to relax more

[rocky tartan]

100%

maybe we create things to not get bored

[meager kernel]

Before AI, cloud was the next big thing

[supple plume]

Gtg back to work
..

[meager kernel]

Same

[supple plume]

Codinh with AI...

Gross

[cloud osprey]

do tornadoes count as a cloud, or should they be their own entire separate thing

[meager kernel]

I'll eat something and work

[rocky tartan]

open the dictionary pick a random word and try to make it digital

[meager kernel]

I genuinely hate some people's linkedin profile

They talk about some random bullshit and act like they'll get a job with that

[rocky tartan]

like saving a cat while heading to an interview and finding out later the cat is the actual ceo

[heady sage]

THM chat is fucking funny

[cloud osprey]

like two clowns in love

[meager kernel]

What'd you see there

[fiery copper]

Well ye but one thing is loving ai cuz bigger revenues and the other is thinking of AI as toddlers think about candies

[fiery copper]

You are funny looking

[heady sage]

1. Someone advertising and someone threating to dox them with their location which was in their bio
2. Someone unironically recommending Blackarch

[meager kernel]

Wow

[fiery copper]

I recommend you drink sugar free pepsi

[gray wraith]

And another thing is blatantly lying to get more investors

[meager kernel]

Not suprised tbh
Have seen worse things there

[heady sage]

Jokes on you I already drink that shit. Dad got a whole case

[fiery copper]

Cyber kids

Cyber grannies

[austere sigil]

Someone said to me one time they will DOS me... yes, DOS not DOX 🤣

[heady sage]

LMAO

[fiery copper]

So they will deny our service

[austere sigil]

I thought it was really hilarious

[fiery copper]

Ok Batman

[heady sage]

Same here.

[supple plume]

MsDOS

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cmd-command-dos-windows-msdos-gif-12422793

[fiery copper]

Did you break a serious rule or is it to ping you for a serious rule break?

[austere sigil]

all the pings geezus

[rocky tartan]

like using ping to dos ?

[meager kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033207784101134336/1107713018806149131/hacker.gif

[supple plume]

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dos-retro-msdos-c-prompt-gif-13148275471019084574

[austere sigil]

the last thing is just hilarious

[fiery copper]

Bro knows Python

[rocky tartan]

how many pings are required to dos a router

[supple plume]

"I know python"

[cloud osprey]

i remember way back when I was just starting out and I tried to uninstall python because I didn't like it

[undone fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893253263523213312/1248726391147597894/my_life.gif

“Hahaha imma dox you you’re screwed”

[fiery copper]

Yo batman did u see my ping spam?

[austere sigil]

just switch to Perl

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/safetyncts-pearl-spongebob-meme-pretty-gif-22290105

[austere sigil]

Perl is great

[fiery copper]

Yo Batman I wanna be sponsored

[austere sigil]

especially in cgi-bin

[rocky tartan]

i didn't hear perl for a long time

[proud moth]

omg @undone fossil sliver makes intranet relaying possible via the portbender armory command

i am in love already

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/in-love-nasserq-gif-3310738321493712993

[proud moth]

also bof-smbtakeover that's so good omg i'm never gonna stop using C2s now

[austere sigil]

back in the days when Perl was used to handle user logins

[undone fossil]

It’s very nice for attacks like ESC8

Or really any relaying

[cloud osprey]

it's happening finally

[proud moth]

yesss omg

[cloud osprey]

but still no snow

[austere sigil]

°C?

nice and hot

great

[proud moth]

also early bird hollowing and ETW / amsi patching in only two commands is crazy

[rocky tartan]

the sun is cool

[proud moth]

patchit and hollow [BIN]

[supple plume]

These are F

[cloud osprey]

Fs in the chat

[fiery copper]

Check dms

[austere sigil]

no no no that cannot be

[supple plume]

Last 3 hours of work

And I'll be free for 10 days

Chat kiss ma ess

[fiery copper]

Ok I ping spammed @rocky tartan , killed his computer

[rocky tartan]

i confirm

[undone fossil]

You should check out threadless-inject (shameless plug)

[austere sigil]

@meager kernel I had to save that picture 🤣

[meager kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112675975789035540/1272550006334820372/togif.gif

Save this too

[austere sigil]

I cannot

no space left on device /dev/mt0

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/no-anime-penguin-no-anime-penguin-gif-15930113

[fiery copper]

Then use another device

[austere sigil]

I cannot

[fiery copper]

Are you broke?

Cuz if you are then same

[austere sigil]

/dev/nvme1n1p1 1953513540 564759260 1387281252 29% /home

[fiery copper]

Ok I finished a degree and I feel dumb

[austere sigil]

I just know 30% is used

[sharp axle]

lock in

[supple plume]

Aright the email has been feed into the vibe coder input now it is doing my job

[rocky tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-gif-10550297288601576464

[pearl spruce]

C?, finally we got out from this f* summer.

[heady sage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1374390326868836353/1404254986342371419/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[pearl spruce]

My best song is daisy bell

[heady sage]

Thank you Alexander003 very cool

[proud moth]

lmaoooo

i can't stop digging into sliver @heady sage it's been 48 hours

real life can't compare to the beauty

[carmine pecan]

good

[scenic maple]

you are missing "only" in that senstance

[heady sage]

Digging? SDIST

[sharp axle]

someone help me im new to HTB

pls

[carmine pecan]

😮

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[supple plume]

Is the Lamborghini muted already?

[proud moth]

is this the language of the gods

[sharp axle]

like im on the website doing Meow

[supple plume]

Help with what?

[heady sage]

Andrew Tate ahh response

[sharp axle]

am i supposed to know ts

or do i use a PWN box

[lofty warren]

PS C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop>type root.txt

                                __...----..
                             .-'           `-.
                            /        .---.._  \
                            |        |   \  \ |
                             `.      |    | | |        _____
                               `     '    | | /    _.-`      `.
                                \    |  .'| //'''.'            \
                                 `---'_(`.||.`.`.'    _.`.'''-. \
                                    _(`'.    `.`.`'.-'  \\     \ \
                                   (' .'   `-._.- /      \\     \ |
                                  ('./   `-._   .-|       \\     ||
                                  ('.\ | | 0') ('0 __.--.  \`----'/
                             _.--('..|   `--    .'  .-.  `. `--..'
               _..--..._ _.-'    ('.:|      .  /   ` 0 `   \
            .'         .-'        `..'  |  / .^.           |
           /         .'                 \ '  .             `._
        .'|                              `.  \`...____.----._.'
      .'.'|         .                      \ |    |_||_||__|
     //   \         |                  _.-'| |_ `.   \
     ||   |         |                     /\ \_| _  _ |
     ||   |         /.     .              ' `.`.| || ||
     ||   /        ' '     |        .     |   `.`---'/
   .' `.  |       .' .'`.   \     .'     /      `...'
 .'     \  \    .'.'     `---\    '.-'   |
)/\ / /)/ .|    \             `.   `.\   \
 )/ \(   /  \   |               \   | `.  `-.
  )/     )   |  |             __ \   \.-`    \
         |  /|  )  .-.      //' `-|   \  _   /
        / _| |  `-'.-.\     ||    `.   )_.--'
        )  \ '-.  /  '|     ''.__.-`\  | 
       /  `-\  '._|--'               \  `.
       \    _\                       /    `---.
       /.--`  \                      \    .''''\
       `._..._|                       `-.'  .-. |
                                        '_.'-./.'

[sharp axle]

what the heck is a pwn box

[carmine pecan]

You are supposed to either learn fast or offload it to LLMs

[lofty warren]

wth is that

[proud moth]

titanic lookin ahh ascii art

[warped plank]

This on an actual box? if so that's hilarious

[sharp axle]

do i just type it up

or what

[supple plume]

I was talking about the most annoying guy of 2025

[lofty warren]

that box named Hackback

[supple plume]

Lets ping him

[pearl spruce]

lol

[warped plank]

you know, there's a lot of information you can get by reading the FAQ on the site

[carmine pecan]

Also @lofty warren I gave you respect on HTB for pwning Heapify

[lofty warren]

that mf is too hard, serious

[supple plume]

@topaz scaffold

[heady sage]

You know new people don’t read. All they do is eat hot chip and lie

[carmine pecan]

I am almost there... Blinded was way worse. I don't see the big difficulty in Heapify YET****

YetTM

[carmine pecan]

hot chip!

[sharp axle]

im doing Meow, its asking me what service is used to form a VPN connection into HTB labs

[carmine pecan]

my chip is hot right now

[sharp axle]

am i supposed to know this

[warped plank]

I know 😢

[supple plume]

@topaz scaffold

[carmine pecan]

You are supposed to investigate bor

learn

[warped plank]

you're supposed to learn it if you don't already know it

[carmine pecan]

adapt

[warped plank]

it takes like 1 google search or 1 look around at the platform

[sharp axle]

ok so do i just type it up

[carmine pecan]

yeah

[lofty warren]

I'm agree with that

[sharp axle]

ok so its a learning thing

[carmine pecan]

😮

[sharp axle]

i thought im supposed to know it

[heady sage]

Goofy ahh beginner riggedy riggedy rooh

[carmine pecan]

HTB is more like Minecraft than Chess

[sharp axle]

shut the front door

[carmine pecan]

Except it's actually Chess

[warped plank]

everything that you don't know yet is a learning thing... heck even things that you think you know you actually don't know, it's a learning thing

[carmine pecan]

and it's 8D

[supple plume]

Lets play chess

[sharp axle]

you dont know whatchu know

[carmine pecan]

hop on infinite chess

[supple plume]

While gpt codes my shit

No, normal chess

[carmine pecan]

I am sleep deprived after finding a heap overflow in an undocumented function on stock Win11

But I failed to convert it to anything useful

[warped plank]

meanwhile me exfiling the DB thanks to the tailwind SQL it yeeted in

[carmine pecan]

YetTM

[heady sage]

W1ld may be a dumbass, but he’s one of the fucking smartest people I know

[supple plume]

Really?

[carmine pecan]

Yes

If you ask for a PoC you are a dead man

[warped plank]

I'm a dumbass who knows I'm a dumbass, and that makes me smart

[heady sage]

Exactly and that’s why I like you

[supple plume]

I realized the prompt I should give to the AI to code my shit less prone to errors and taking more time is appending:
"I need you to do a maximum effort doing x"

[carmine pecan]

😮

[supple plume]

Yeah then it takes like 30 minutes

[rocky tartan]

saying thank you after the prompt also helps

[supple plume]

If it works I push to prod and all good

[warped plank]

You're an experienced devops engineer specializing in software engineering with a focus on security

[scenic maple]

just tell it to write production code duh

[sharp axle]

how tf am i supposed to know what service HTB uses to identify on port 23/tcp during scans

wtf

this is NOT a learning curve

[topaz scaffold]

Babe am I not supposed to shut up?

[supple plume]

Shut up

[topaz scaffold]

Ok

[carmine pecan]

Your mind has too much pride in what the mind think the mind can assess, chill out.

[topaz scaffold]

Nya

[scenic maple]

well my frist instinct is to google it

[carmine pecan]

It is a different learning curve than what you are used to

[warped plank]

you're once again supposed to google... it helps to figure out wtf a port scan is

[heady sage]

Now be nice, echo.

[sharp axle]

elaborate

ok thank you oxwild

you're my goat

[carmine pecan]

🐐 <--

[supple plume]

Only because you asked

[carmine pecan]

Oh that arrow is uncanny

[warped plank]

if you come back here and ask again I will slap you... how many times we gotta tap the sign?: JUST GOOGLE IT

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

You know who else is uncanny

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/icbm-nuke-missile-you-know-another-solution-gif-16350731125940825645

[carmine pecan]

My mom?

[sharp axle]

sorry dad

[warped plank]

Ahh yes, one of my favorite openings in chess: the ICBM gambit

[carmine pecan]

Wait

Chess

I thought this was Checkers

[supple plume]

Yeah leys play chess

[carmine pecan]

😭

[carmine pecan]

Only if you wear your black&white checkered dress Babe

[austere sigil]

In chess we need "bureaucrat" : doesn't do anything, can move in any direction, and can't be removed

[supple plume]

I'm already wearing that, send link

[topaz scaffold]

Everytime

We

[warped plank]

takes 5 turns to make a move and can only move one square at a time

[carmine pecan]

I don't have an account on chess.com or lichess.com because I don't play chess

[heady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/temple-os-terry-davis-ai-gif-8918564695660364505

[austere sigil]

good very good

[carmine pecan]

But it don't impedes me of playing 4D chess and Inifite chess

[topaz scaffold]

Everytime we run into error 403 we kiss

[supple plume]

But you have an account on

[carmine pecan]

Yes Babe

[topaz scaffold]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSiQwHIjf5Q/?igsh=MXhzNmx6YjFzZXFqNw==

[carmine pecan]

you're right babe

[rocky tartan]

when are we gonna make an os powered ai

[topaz scaffold]

Why you sent me forn

[rocky tartan]

that runs entirely on prompts

[carmine pecan]

I don't even know who you are Mr Penny Wise

I do know you were here yesterday when everyone was sleep deprived I guess

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[carmine pecan]

😮

[warped plank]

keep it pg 13

[heady sage]

Petals ain’t send you shit

Quit your bullshit

[topaz scaffold]

I have screenshot

[carmine pecan]

DM me the screenshot

[supple plume]

What happened

[carmine pecan]

White rank is white ranking

I guess

[supple plume]

Dayum

I missed it

The AI is still AI-ing

I need chocos

[carmine pecan]

ChocOS?!

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-spongebob-fish-rage-love-chocolate-gif-4938413

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[supple plume]

@native plume

[supple plume]

This is chocos

[topaz scaffold]

How can I send you if you blocked me?

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-user-good-morning-time-zone-gif-25330262

[carmine pecan]

Bro I did not block you tf

[topaz scaffold]

You did

[cerulean bloom]

he's trolling

[carmine pecan]

It's portuguese and all but

yeah... I got trolled bad

[warped plank]

no I'm pretty sure it's Chronos

[radiant wagon]

guys, anyone mind helping me with a quick question ?

[warped plank]

https://dontasktoask.com

[topaz scaffold]

😡

[subtle plover]

I use revshells with meme theme

[carmine pecan]

Next NLTE in the making

[cerulean bloom]

I really don't understand why he is still here

[supple plume]

I always said chocos

[topaz scaffold]

The mods let me rest here

[eternal mango]

Everyone needs a hobby I guess

[heady sage]

He’s probably muted in THM

[cerulean bloom]

I'm gonna need a serious talk with the mods

[radiant wagon]

so im beginner to all of this im not actually interested in anything other then finding interies and basically lunch infinite of attacks on whatever, which skillset would i need other then learning python and linux ? i watched like a lot of yt and they all have different roadmaps and im actually dizzy like idk what should i do

[subtle plover]

Avg thm user

[topaz scaffold]

Everytime we run into error 403 we kiss

[cerulean bloom]

he is
cuz he kept spamming about lamb

[heady sage]

Told you.

[carmine pecan]

Welp

[rocky tartan]

wow

[topaz scaffold]

Takes 1 to know 1

[heady sage]

????

[subtle plover]

I found ur school on google

[heady sage]

DAMN

[topaz scaffold]

Wow

Can you show the others?

They would like to see

[warped plank]

1: please don't launch infinite attacks on whatever, that's highly illegal without the right authorization
2: start with the fundamentals, from there you decide your own path, everyone's just figuring it out as they go, there's no ONE RIGHT PATH. But what everyone has to learn at some point is the fundamentals.

[carmine pecan]

I will now go do my triceps workout.
Perhaps I will be wearing clothes during said workout, and perhaps... I will not. Who knows.

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[subtle plover]

Did you guys know kenny is now an unethical hacker

[heady sage]

We know

[topaz scaffold]

We want to see the school

[subtle plover]

Stfu

[supple plume]

Infinite attacks on whatever

[subtle plover]

Thm skid

[topaz scaffold]

@subtle plover You can't find anyone school . There is no information on my profile to use osint

[topaz scaffold]

Takes 1 to know 1

We are supposed to bring people up not down

[heady sage]

??? Bingbong doesn’t use THM

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/ginger-gun-gif-18227831

[warped plank]

who wants to tell him?

[heady sage]

I’m not telling him shit

[topaz scaffold]

Everytime we run into error 403 we?

[radiant wagon]

brother im trying to figure out where did my txt file that i was learning commands with in python went after i typed mv it actually dissappeared so im not there yet neither im at the door so don't worry i was just explaining my thoughts, but thanks. Ig learning fundementals then see where it goes will be the plan then.

[scenic maple]

bingbong did not know what school it is
he just said that to confirm you go to school and you took the bait

[subtle plover]

@topaz scaffold here is my ip ddos me

[topaz scaffold]

No

[subtle plover]

Bc you cant

Noob

[supple plume]

Dang vro that's mine

[lime trout]

mine is 127.211.24.241

[warped plank]

If you're using windows then Defender probably deleted it

[topaz scaffold]

I let you get too close
Just to wake up alone

[supple plume]

Mine is 000.00000000000

Seriously

[warped plank]

mine is 192.168.1.5

[topaz scaffold]

Everyttime we run into error 403 we kiss

[radiant wagon]

im using vmware on workstation pro

[hardy frigate]

Joking in general chat again ???

[heady sage]

Yep

[topaz scaffold]

Becaus they want to kiss

[warped plank]

that doesn't answer my question 🤣

[supple plume]

Yay the AI started writing the code

Time to push to prod to test it

[lofty warren]

anyone here r using ||MythicC2||?

[supple plume]

Danger is my middle name

[radiant wagon]

mainly im running windows yes idk tbh if there's any connection between both i thought vmware is just seperate device (ik it is but didnt know its related to that error)

[scenic maple]

doesnt that cost like 10k per year?

[lime trout]

i only use error 403 to hack

[eternal mango]

F12 madskillls

[heady sage]

Nah it’s free lmao

[topaz scaffold]

Everytime we run into error 403 we?

[lofty warren]

that mf named ||NightHawkC2|| not ||MythicC2||:3

[heady sage]

You’re thinking of Cobalt or some other shit

[scenic maple]

mb lol

[warped plank]

socat with rlwrap is the only c2 I need

[topaz scaffold]

everytime we run into error 403 we? Just fill it

[subtle plover]

@topaz scaffold

https://tenor.com/view/blub-fish-goldfish-gif-22691550

[heady sage]

No reverse_ssh plug? You’re slacking

[topaz scaffold]

Yes babe

[supple plume]

After the 50th time is just sad

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-police-reported-report-reporter-police-gif-14718698980511019213

[topaz scaffold]

[carmine pecan]

I had to stop my workout just to say that W1LD slacked here

[heady sage]

Tragically the cyber police never came

[warped plank]

I like to keep it hush hush to avoid its signature getting flagged

[topaz scaffold]

Ok babe

Arrest me daddy

[warped plank]

why evade when they don't detect you in the first place

[carmine pecan]

The louder you are the less they hear

[supple plume]

There is no cyberpolice here until Marcie gets online

[topaz scaffold]

Then let's become quiet

everytime we run into error 403 we?

Bingbong is typing...

[subtle plover]

@obtuse fern ban @topaz scaffold pls

[heady sage]

Marcie will kill the fun

[supple plume]

Marcie will turn this guy into a 404

[cerulean bloom]

I really have no clue why he is still here

[subtle plover]

We need some skids to bully

[topaz scaffold]

I'm sure I answered that

[topaz scaffold]

Arrest me daddy

[cerulean bloom]

then what are the point of the rules

[fiery copper]

Andrew Tate putting bad name on Tates

[supple plume]

You have to follow them

[lofty warren]

too peaceful

[austere sinew]

I'm stealing this

[topaz scaffold]

You know what to do

[fiery copper]

Who is bing bang?

[austere sinew]

bing bang @subtle plover

[warped plank]

please don't bully skids
-# I'm afraid cos I am a skid

[topaz scaffold]

Just some beginner who's favorite thing is threatening

[rocky tartan]

🦘

[austere sinew]

"without me"

[subtle plover]

Gtg i have apts in my network

[fiery copper]

Blocked messages

[subtle plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1295792046279491636.webp?size=64&animated=true

[topaz scaffold]

@subtle plover bye babe

[supple plume]

What time is on murica

People awake already

[heady sage]

stfu

[fiery copper]

4 feet and 6 cheeseburgers

[topaz scaffold]

Can you see he loves me back

[supple plume]

I thought it was 9mm

[austere sinew]

it's like 5am

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/dox-doxx-i-really-respect-your-opinion-one-small-issue-ip-gif-25805728

[lofty warren]

sound like too much cholesterol

[topaz scaffold]

Come attack me nya~

[lime trout]

7:50am

EST

[supple plume]

Thanks

[lime trout]

6:50am for me doh

[fiery copper]

Well USA is like 11th place for diabetes and the other 10 countries got higher diabetes cuz USA ruined their waters and land

[lime trout]

HFCS my beloved

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-ma'am-ok-sure-flirty-yes-gif-11926678331671914219

[lime trout]

red 40 ❤️

[eternal mango]

Jeebus some people are beasts, completing hundreds of academy questions in a day. I'm in awe

[subtle plover]

Noooo

[topaz scaffold]

Bing bangs cholestrol destroys through the roof

[heady sage]

Adam Sandler -At A Medium Pace listen to this sped up, it’s amazing

[eternal mango]

Copy paste demons

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew hellooo

[subtle plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1040918189787328522.webp?size=32&animated=true

[fiery copper]

They are prolly watching tutorials

[meager kernel]

What recent activity?

[subtle plover]

Idk

[austere sinew]

yellowww @meager kernel

[cerulean bloom]

seems like cheaters

[topaz scaffold]

Your hairline is in a long distance relationship

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/ur-honor-shut-fuck-up-gif-4065578042888214372

[subtle plover]

@topaz scaffold reported me

Ban him

[meager kernel]

Go into your account settings and see which activity

[topaz scaffold]

Good job

[eternal mango]

Mmmhm, they'll be in for a surprise

[fiery copper]

I would report u for ur name doe

[meager kernel]

How are you

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934

[topaz scaffold]

Didn't you try to threaten me with dox messages?

[subtle plover]

I did harrasement and bullying

[lofty warren]

gud evenin' g0blin

[carmine pecan]

The surprise: 🚪

[topaz scaffold]

Yayy

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew daily pingggggggggg

[meager kernel]

LMAO
Yea I've been reported many times for bullying
It's not that deep

[austere sinew]

I'm great today hru!

[carmine pecan]

Once I was reported for bullying mysel

[austere sinew]

hoi donut @cerulean bloom

[topaz scaffold]

@austere sinew Everytime we run into error 403 we?

[cerulean bloom]

helllllloooooooooo
doin anything fun for new years?

[meager kernel]

Good too, having a good day fortunately

[austere sinew]

who are you? 😭

[austere sinew]

nyopeee

[topaz scaffold]

I'm skid

[cerulean bloom]

but what's the point lol
aren't you just...... wasting money?

[austere sinew]

yesss

[fiery copper]

@eternal mango it may sound like a joke but the only reason I didnt buy CJCA was because of taxes