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no idea, kvm has done everything I have needed, and I have probably used 1% of the features
qemu is king
there's a huge thing about that
I SPENT MY WHOLE DAY TRYING TO SETUP QEMU KVM AND CRASHED MY ARCH LINUX
WHERE WERE YOU HUHHHH
kk afk
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU
he was minding his own business 
Tbf we need those
understandable
by the EU regulations need to do regular audits and test the systems regularly, course it depends where you live, in my country changing laws, become same as EU so lots of changes in local regulations, but the point is regular tests and has to be done not internally only but externally too by independent pentesters-auditors how you wanna call em
Every time I open my phone it's a fresh roast
skill issue get better
I am
once per 10 years still fits the definition of regular
I saw this character image/gif twice today
Where is it from
king terry the terrible
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
It's a show on Adult Swim
I should be studying but culinary class war js so addictive i cant stop wstching it
That's meatwad!
Is it a new thing or was i living under a ball 💀
Pretty old
Nah it's p old haha
I found a golden elite youtube refresh pull but I feel if I post it's screenshot here, I would get banned
@scenic maple what should i do
But it's a classic
dm im intrigued
I like the characters
not post it 
Me too
add friend
but i want to
hmmm do i hop into htb vc or do i continue enjoying my sanity
@minor heart thoughts
Idk if i would call it good its just really random
I should watch it yeah
Someone hid it from me pretty well to not notice for a quarter of century
sanity is for people who cant afford insanity
and we aint poor
Tony stark mindset
Send there
I miss TV shows often but that's because I don't have cable anymore
nah sooner, if i am not wrong the full test every 3 year and TIS2 every year
Lemme. See
tv was peak 30 years ago
I haven't had cable since like.. god 2018?
I'm paying for it from lastfew years and never watched anything
Family does it
Tv peak was 2007
2007 was 30 years ago
No the fuck it wasn't
I cant wake up

close enough
IS IT?
what did you smoke tonight ? 😄
And can you share?
insane refresh pull
Bros got that "I can't do math" pack
Kratos will sleep in 1h 3m
we couldn't do that often. not enough money, not enough competent people to run the tests. once per 5 years is what we do.
baller
statistically i am on the right 50%
18 does not equal fucking 30 I hope this fucking helps
2007 💀
now if it was 14 then i would be closer to wrong
They are calling the calculator math solver now 💀💀
making me look old
You are correct in few years
they hate me for using modern tools
all in due time
sounds like big gap for vulnerability, how about train internally and to tests internally instead of paying to external sources
yeah, I wish
that thats soo loud
Anything older than 18 automatically makes you a boomer though
Better yet, pay for a SOC and see how often you can violate your contract by wasting their resources
boomer world we live in
LMAOOO
Over 90% 
settle down unc
ANYTHING FOR A PAYCHECK O'NEAL
i am fine loosing from shaq 
Bro I saw his face selling PRINTERS
aint nothing wrong with an old man making money
I mean that's fair
may be lack of knowledge, security culture must be priority, but it depends what kind a work you do, may be not needed all that things
true
But printers???
There is actually a lot wrong with that
I understood the icy hot commercials cuz he's an athlete
there simply isn't money lol
But not the printers or the candy gummies that have his face lmao
thats worse than skibidi toilet
sad, penalties would cost more or sanctions to organization
It's just his damn face on a candy lmao
What the fuck did I just walk into
we are exempt 
sugar is white poison
dont eat
Though to be fair if someone hands me a gummy shaped like Shaq I'm gonna assume it's drugs
What about the one people snort
@austere sinew I deleted arch cause you hated it
WHAT NO WHY
IM SORRY
People snort caffeine nowadays
I don't know why
But they do

Oh LMAO
hello wolo
so i deleted it
Again?
Typical arch L
Hoi froj
Never I despise it
You want some shaq gummies sir
KDE plasma and my WM both crashed on me
do yall even use arch
I like my operating systems NORMAL
yes gimme like 5
I did
I gotchu
How about this guys
i tried it for a while and uh fuck that
u dont use it anymore
Though I will have to convert to good boy points
so whats nice
This server should block arch keyword too
debian/ubuntu, shit just works and does what i need it to do
but i did
I mentioned what I like to a friend one time and he obliterated me
i dont need minimalism
true
cool stuff
This is what I use and I got destroyed 😭
@austere sinew you were right
I should stick to something good 😔
To be completely ignorant about exchange rates I'm willing to believe the UK stole $7 from me when I transferred $30 to GBP
what did u mention
ignore it i think a job application would be a 9/11 event for 90% of the people in chat
Ubuntu….
I lost like 30ish on 200gbp
But i blame paypal
paypal rates are horrible
hi all
And they don't even use correct exchange rates 💀
what's wrong with ubuntu 
they be bullying people for using ubuntu these days
||do it again||
Turn it off and on
Idfk from where they calculate it
Nothing in my opinion!!
They’re complaining about us on THM general
ill only take ubuntu slander from those who can explain what cpu task switching is
We’re famous
We call it math solver now, calculator is ancient word
i can tell u why snap is shit
Really what do they say
tbh only valid complaint
snap is fucked
I wish someone DMs me the invite to thm so i can lurk
Apparently we’re all toxic
there u go
I mean we may be a lil toxic
complaining abt what

But like
time for vc
That’s what we do
Good they should stay at weenie hut jrs and enrich their keepers
Froj in the chat
Talk for yourself
Should I tag him…
I'm not lil toxic
who
Gimme that market share
U right
so ppl in thm are complaining abt htb being toxic?
You’re the most toxic
Damn he left htb ig
he is stil here
I forwarded it to him
Who
yu
mi?
no yu
hmm apparently the Spice server has issues with 8k display resolution

A tale in 3 parts
@toxicity
i mean that sounds like osmeone who cant ask a question
LOL
Im dying you guys
Pissboy
apparently we’re toxic cause we don’t like spending our time in general answering questions
there are days where i am blessed to have eyes
Yes sir 🫡
There should be appropriate channel in this server to ask questions, /feedback to ask them
Literally I have never asked a single question here everything you need to know has already been answered just do mentions: idkwhatever
I might have some weird ahh shit in the gallery that will make u take those words back
No need to waste people’s time
?

A tale in 3 parts, part 2
Lmfao well at least everyone now knows who's not fit for cyber

Dm me invite 😁
Of course my friend

was this the job application gif LOL
U call me out…?
Battlegrounds was discontinued
do ctf communities have the most % of jobless people out of all communities? @undone fossil
depends on the audience of said community, mostly just a lot of young folk hence the rate
My guy you can’t expect me not to post something that funny
…I do…😭
but realistically servers for general purpose platforms tend to be high 😅
again similar reasons but like
Maybe cuz other communities doesn't have hobbyist and all
so what community has the most amount of employed peple
idk im just going off of gut
Art??
Damn they added your @? Ignore vader they’re a nasty person generally I have them blocked for this reason
the ones without people typing at 100 miles an hour
Tryhackme people when there's no admin creds in robots.txt:
Ya that’s different to showing people’s @s
this cant be true
Thanks 🥹
I can do with 10 wpm easily
@potent raft if you wanna ask genuine questions please refer to guides on how to ask people questions
I wanna make a joke but I’d get banned
with claude?
And deserve it
oooof
dm joke pls
imagine not having 120 wpm
do u have 120wpm?
my job is so high level, my weekly work is done with a few correctly layed out sentences.
yeah
u look like someone who might
greatest insult ever received
i see it as a compliment
the more the higher right
tell me u dont look like this froj
minus the beard
imma dox myself in your dms
:D
yeah but without hoodie covering 99% of me
I saw froj like
New tag
3/5 years ago

terrible time to be alive
Hahahahahahaha
Average thm user
OH THAT AHAHAHAH
LMFAO
yeah i had to smash it to open it
YOU REMEMBER NOW??

Whats the point of having a voice chat if half the people in there are muted?
why does everything have to be pointy
Can't lurk without being visible
I don't talk much so if i ever join VC i just chat
@austere sinew you ever tried THM
I remember doing D&D over VC
I'd get tired of talking in 5m then chat
I cant join vc 
I tried to make sense of who has permission to talk in it and who doesnt, but i cant wrap my head around it
too late for me
Yeah it was my introduction actually!
I did it in school
Well one of them
But I cant hate on thm it makes things easily digestible for children
And should remain solely for children
wolo do you work as pt
I did rooms in thm too
As what?
pentester
Nyope
dang
🔏
thought so
I know
Fakyu
It was fun!
Bsides is fun
We went to a pub after
yo wssup
avg british thing
@untold fiber had his first pub quiz
any tips on blind ssrf exploitation ? payloads and shi ?
I got you
payloads all the things
I won the bsidespdx ctf this year
We as in ryan lost?

Yes ryan lost I held no part of it
He somehow knows alot of shits from what I see
its his first time cant blame him
Here you are
thanks vader
Anytime man
This is the longest bus I have ever taken
golam wssup idk if u remember my last id but i was "CosmicWolf"
oh ye i do remember
been a long long time
I think I remember you
Golam and vader are the only ones I recognize
how does it compare to HTB
@scenic maple Do i need to reach a certain rank before i unlock voice chat?
yep last year i was active in chat but u know life and shi ...
i think so yes
It’s a lot easier and there are a lot less technical terms so easier to grab, I’d put it on par with comptia stuff
@scenic maple ok thanks
u need hacker i think
but THM community kinda dumb
no never
I used to enjoy recommending them until their dramas got too big
bad things happen when any1 can share screen
Cant control a community 🤷♀️
they got the data stealing drama
which was my last straw
after that i left them
and moved to HTB
One of the dramas yes
yall can still be friends tho
Others equally terrible
What other dramas happened though
SA1 being graded by ai and them raising prices
I think the community here seems good from a beginners pov
fair
for sure
I’m very disappointed with how they treated their community mods, they forced them to sign an unfair nda for an unpaid position amongst other stuff, including those who had built the community from day one
ive met good people here and bad people too
good people being more in quantity
What happened to that guy that had a "Bear taking a selfie"
true
yes
I still wouldn’t recommend htb for beginner beginners with the amount of technical terms probably comptia stuff or cisco networking academy and then do htb
he was kinda goofy and funny his jokes were kinda dark tho
I cant say lol
hmm
tbh i would recommend to a beginner IF the beginner has alot of dedication and perseverence to stick with it
It’ll cause burnout simply because it’s too much
Not absorbable
Brilliant for like a compsci major
Terrible for your average joe
I still have that spare 48gb ddr5-6400 kit on the shelf 
bro tf u cant say that online
now your house will be raided
I didn't even know 6400 exists 💀
I only saw 6000 on stores
But tbh i didn't explore much
SHUTUP AND REPOST IT GOLAM
AND THIS ONE TOO
I miss-clicked on a web shop and couldn't be arsed to walk to the nearest post office to send them back lol
You fucker
Dramas?
Hello
Hruhru
What is lwk
low key
Doing alright, what about you?
nah I'll just have the kit on the shelf and look at it every now and then
I like stir fry
I'm sending a few clankers to confiscate it
My sanity is stirring
Everything alright?
I've been looking at this one pre-built gaming pc that is otherwise perfect but has too smal memory amount.. maybe I will buy it and switch the memory.. we'll see. I'd like to get anti-aliasing "work" on Elite Dangerous... you have to run 2x resolution and downscale for it. so it has to be 8k rendered, and then down from that
actually thats politikal
I realised how old people feels when we say tbh btw etc now
I put lasers on my Federal Corvette and I like it 
@terse dirge playing on what rn?
Im playing CS2 too and it shows in my top left corner that Ceald started playing CS2
my windows PC 😄
I see
I went back to windows
atleast i gave arch a try
so sad
try void linux now, it's so much better for daily driving
😭
bro will say that then throw me into the darkest abyss known to tech
pico psu or flex atx psu
it's a lot better than arch
Idk why but i feel like AI engineers should be given discounts when buying high processing RAMs for their artwork than so called "gamers"?
how
it's easier to maintain and more stable
🪤
then why are you not using it for gaming?
because the GPU support and I don't use linux for gaming
hes on windows rn for gaming
I game on windows
i see
more things are natively supported on windows than linux
till steamOS comes out I'm stuck on windows
idc about spyware as long as my shit works
that's why I'm on Linux, everything just works...
Glad we got the roles sorted out
brath is here
brath uses Mac I think
@sharp shuttle If you had to choose between windows and linux as a daily driver, which would you use choose
if you didnt have mac
Linux, I hate microsoft more than anything on earth
Also i has a dream about one of these
but it was humongous
and its human sized babies were all over its back, and then dark souls activated and all chased me
wonderful
Guys I just saw the prettiest woman Ive eger seen in my whole life with wide eyes and long pink hair I wanna be her and she was so sweet when I complimented her
Goals
@sharp shuttle hola brother
Morinin
is that a dark souls referrence
I love women I wish I was into them
nooo
i think you might be
Men are so lucky
@sharp shuttle the grind continues 
Unfortunately I am not
just be heteroflexible
very sus
Why cant men look after themselves the way women do stinky creatures
What you want is a metrosexual man
Yes
Just means more feminine natured
don't you get zapped by the middle rail?
thats called a femboy
i cant stop playing league of legends
Guy who looks after himself
no...
i cant keep up with the number of genders and sexualities introduced every week
its not a gender, its a style of grooming
so why is it called metrosexual
isnt that a sexuality
its city sexual, ie i am hot and i know it
idk why but i felt like posting this
not directed to any1
just say "I like well groomed men"
i dont think i wanted to know that but sure
i am making a point
metrosexual is fine as a classification and its not tied to gender
so you like horny women
well yes
friendly reminder that chat is pg13 
😩
i couldnt be with an asexual person, hth kratos
@rustic carbon Beep beep kitsune
dont ghost ping man
real men dont delete pings
Mod I have war with Dkob
ye but no fighting here
He's the mod in other server tryhackme
He wants to remove any reference to lambs or pennywise
what does this have to do with htb 😭
The mods from tryhackme are the biggest losers ive ever met
why are you even there
Yes
this sounds exactly like something a thm mod would do
It unnecessary 😡
the mods here are timid, we have broken them in properly 
I personally enjoy terrorising them
I have picture from dkob
The THM philosophy is that they are room challenged, cant leave and cant clean
👍
Who is owner of hackthebox?
me
Not here we just kiss each other all day
observe
@molten bobcat 💋
@jovial token
call it a booty call ye
Should I be half tryhackme and half hackthebox
no pick one
I would miss tryhackme but let's try hackthebox
you reek of tryhackme, you should spend time away from the poop zone
Ok
never been there, and I see no reason to diss an other service. there's room for all levels of talent in the field where it's really hard to find talented people.
I'm studying I promise @lilac canopy . I in no way saw cs2 and almost tried to team up lol
Go to tryhackme and come back before saying this
Check general chat it's 😭😭
lav my beloved
😙
Lav is amazing
Thinking about lav of course
Merp
I've been hiding in here lately
looking at the site for the first time... the soc simulator seems pretty cool to me
Yeah cool things coming next year, brath is going public figure
go to the server
share here if you do x;
Advent of cyber 2025 was fun😢but now mcskidy gone forever
im working on some stuff too ;3
next conference talk + some other things that are still under wrap
nah I'm good. but looking at the web site it seems fine to me. probably targeted at slightly different market segment
I have to do CFP's ;-;
what conference you in at? im speaking and running a workshop for bsides seattle
do ittt it's fun :D
it's just the submissions though I think. I don't think my boss is like trying to push too much atm, but if one accepts ya
i did something for Black Hat but it was a small thingy, gonna try applying for bsides next
its like the planet fitness of hacking education
you got in at blackhat holy shit
thats huge

yea the point of it is to basically start putting myself out there ;-;
the field has all kinds of people.. not that I want to work with most
so it'll probably be really crappy ;/
need to shorten it
i'm scared
make something you'll be happy about
i did my first talk in october, it was 30 mins
can send you my old talks if you want
sure
that's normal :3
it goes away after 5 mins on stage
The biggest issue i've had is like actually picking a damn topic
can confirm
the MOMENT I knew I had to like choose one, everything flew out of my brain
I recall my first keynote in front of strangers... not that many people, less than 100, but totally strangers... going through the talk only 7 times proved out to be mistake. learnt a lot.
get the audience interacting and you feel good
It's a fucking part in here
and by party I mean it's just me sucking and Froj being so fucking good at this
i rehearsed mine at least daily for 3 months
3 more parts till first assessment on this module
and i still coulda done better
i just rehearsed for timing purposes tbh
if i forgot something then I'll just mention that there's gonna be notes post talk
it becomes easier by time. last year I didn't even bother training summarizing a week long training exercise with 300+ people in it... just walked to the podium and did the thing. lol
so close 
Nice that means you are comfy
my mom wants me to go to walmart and i'm like noooooooooo
yeah also done a public podcast and was in a magazine's back cover lol
holy shit
aw did your mom finally move in?
there's so many people in here
yea a few weeks ago
no wonder you dont wanna talk shit
im a bit of a shit talker its just who i am
I think a few weeks. closer to a mo. maybe
oh I'm a real troll. I've just become slightly more reserved lol
dont like, okay budddeh
she refuses to get boots. 😐
and instead has taken to digging through her stuff in the garage and then realizing the boots she has won't cut it for this weather
get some demonia boots for her
we're about to have another storm too
mard typing 
Travel should be restricted to emergencies only. If you must travel,
have a winter survival kit with you. If you get stranded, stay with
your vehicle. ```
it's one of these
Where is this
-30C ?
montana?
it's gonna be BAD
minnesota?
ya
this one is gonna be nasty af
and yea it's gonna hit -30
doesn't look that bad looking at the forecast... pretty warm actually
whiteout conditions too
"beanie" HAH
I got one meant for hunting, bright orange - so pretty
end up in a ditch it's game over
bc it'll be hard for emergency services to find your ass
start a wood fire, put the bear rug down, and make sweet sweet ❤️ allll night long
we lose like 12 ppl a year to that stuff
at least they died embracing
for severe weather I would put on my arctic jumpsuit. can handle upto -40C in it
@minor heart sent the talks x
just saw ty ty
infrastructure was my first, initial access is the second
lav are you US based now?
always EU
dang
US is p spooky
hello
Yeah we have psychopathic intelligence agencies
@lilac canopy youre new here?
they are my best friends
think that's all IAs
havent seen you before
babes i was on HTB since 2019
i do not want to be the bombeii person that died whackin it
damn
i just dont talk here
first time meeting you
that literally went viral
nice to meet you
Imagine the ancestral shame
likewise
they dunno
we love our spooks <3
i always say thank you to chatgpt
i think my acct might be older fr

yess
same lol
yeah souls games are my favorite
nice have fun, that game made me cry
and tbh i cba to be on htb every damn day of my life
just ain't happening no matter how much i love it
isnt the dark souls series just a full circle
you start in a jail with a broken sword fighting an undead
and you end the same way
thoughts on htb academy?
Yeah, its an ouroboros.
sexy
good, now
like some of ya'll need to step up this rank has been deteriorating for like ever
im right next to you lol
mine was around 800 last time i checked
where did you go
sounds like you should move
no i own it :3
does this actually matter though
ah i see
yeah, for htb, it means new people dont play active content
this.
find a rentoid and come live in oregon
New people are learning from the retired content
yea fair
active content kinda hard for new peoples
can i borrow the box hacking is illegal in many such cases
i suspect new people are not going to get past doing 4 retired boxes and quitting
i did too but you gotta push
Hello
Yep
and a lot of boot2root shit like ya'll can do it
Well not all of them! i have completed now all tier 0 and all tier 1 starting point boxes, and now just managed to finish my second tier 3 !
nice a fresh account just for htb, cant wait to see what you are going to say
deez nutz
got em
@mystic harbor 
it's good ppl are studying though
I Think he meant like retired boxes not starting point boxes
yes absolutely do retired boxes, but apply that knowledge gained to non-retired boxes
Yeah i did, most people at least do tier 1 starting point
You can never learn enough and then %27 causes a whole department to freak out
I have not completed starting point. 🕶️
i did recently and omg
I want to be like Golam
I've been stuck on last resort for 132 hours
dont we all
He da goat
Maybe you need to follow the walkthrough like the rest of us noobs 
i forgot which one it was - i just remember there was a lot of swearing and cursing and omg fking rly's?
it was an i can't be lazy
Hes the bees knees
why are the insane boxes easy to me but the hard boxes are insane to me my brain is broken
youre weird
yes
insane boxes are generally just gimmicks
I blame the internet
hard is actually hard
yes
You are 
oh yep
132 hours on one box i wanna break this keyboard lmao
lastresort is actually hard asf
maybe
yep
me whining
i think there was a few that didn't act as intended and i found other ways to do it
i see froj is leading general chat again, it brings a tear to my eye
we are so back htb
that spacing thing made me whine so hard tho
@sharp shuttle so the other day you told me your a huge believer in us beginners, and now today you say we cant make it
i forgot wtf it was now

huh?
when did i say that
well, not exactly those words but you said i will be good in 1 year when i said in 5 years and then you told me you are positive about noobies in general
and today not so positive
xD
What was mal wearing probs cheating on json with perl smfh
dont misunderstand my most basic philosophy:
- Those who help themselves are deserving of help
You wont make it in this industry without help, therefore you are not cut out for it if you cannot help yourself first
ok i get it now
simply apply that
Those whom don't ask for help never get it
I have a question. 🙋♂️ it’s not to do with boxes
i have one too, are you a fed?
Maybe
you know he has to say yes if he is a cop
i think i understand this concept. yesterday i was struggling with the labs and i posted some question in one of the forums on this discord, and 5 minutes later i managed to solve my own problem and had to delete the question before anyone could answer xD
with that profile picture and that name i assume you are
he went that way
I’m just being honest
same he ran that way officer
ask your question fed-boy
No, you don't legally have to tell people you're a cop online unless it's for official police business like an investigation, but it's highly discouraged for personal safety and department policy; pretending to be a cop online for personal gain (like getting favors) is illegal impersonation, while just being cautious about your identity is a personal security matter
I don’t know if I want to now I’ll ask my cop friends
Say it closer into this plant
Your FVEY friends will probably know
My fed friends will pull through
trust me you are all "expendable"
if ai can't make doom from scratch i don't want it
I think the doom developers are still alive and plugged into the matrix, yes
a child beat tetris after 32 years
i suspect he cheated
nobody is legit
On a personal level do any of you get irritated by the attitude towards cyber from average people. For example, people thinking your mental, for simply knowing how things work.
fk he knows im using aimbot
Yeah, its certainly painful dealing with normies. I simply say I work for the Department of Security
I just tell people I make websites so they don't ask me to do fraud
I’m glad it’s not just me. I’ve sometimes cmas pissed off from people being arrogant towards my interest / career goals
That’s valid
Im still working on mine
Its basically hypnosis, its vague but demands authority
Like these people shit on my interest but at the same time use applications that require people to pentest them
and its also not a lie.
Just remember the best response is no response 🙂 don't argue
To keep their shitty conversations safe
well. even me who is beginner had to hear people say they dont wanna accept links from me anymore because im learning this xD
yep, plant the seeds quick let their brain make shit up
maybe they are just wary of links in general
you sound like someone who just got their first security job

I however like to see what happens that's my fault trait i like to just say fk it sometimes lololol
i hope so!
I wish my parents were wary of links
Nah far from just don’t get the negative view on it all from people
I will say no one has ever said anything bad about cyber to me, everyone is like "Oh I need one of you" 🤣
Am I the only person that hates websockets
Yes
Treat all interactions like club interactions, use secret society signaling and words interlaced with vague conversation stratagem and persuasive body language
youll understand in time and you will convert random people into admirers
Perhaps it’s just my experience
use windows they said you will be fine they said 😭
possibly
And if you want to get rid of people you start explaning in detail about linux kernel functions and they will leave you alone
global warming
is that your secret identity?
but I'll say usually I say I work in computer security, if they ask for details, I'll provide something more than that, but that is a good generic phrase most people understand
I’ve given up already I’ve just accepted the weird view and will just smile and wave
best not to make people feel negatively after an interaction with you, doing this just shows you are "not normal"
na bro you start talking about religion and the news then they argue


christmas is over
dont give up, shake their hand, smile, inquisite them, establish authority, signal, and if they dont signal back, you move on
its hard to be a normie, i could not care less about the recent local football game
I’ve been called paranoid, conspiracy theorist, nerd, just super negative views. I just find it wild as it’s like these people also use tech everyday 😂
na bro his cac card stopped working he's a normie rn
they are just stupid man, dont take it personally
Dude honestly I can’t think of anything worse
it's a psyops
I feel bad thinking this but I’m glad someone else has said it 😂
i gotta get back to building this website for a client tho bbl
understand why the eye of providence is in everything, symbolism is everything
if you know you know
if you dont, you stupid
I’m a noob and not anything special but love this. Just don’t get the problem with having a passion. Glad I’m also not alone with this 😂 people do loose interest soon as I start taking about it
Right so dont.
Agreed I’ll be normal from now on
You say "I work for the Department of Security", let then make shit up about you
Just try it.
“Did you watch the football. I liked the way the guy hit that ball with his limb.”
hahahahah
If someone says thats not a real thing, you have yourself a friend
Thank you virtual homies
I’ll now go back to my painful existence IRL over this Xmas period
Good luck to you, and let Jesse in Forensics know I need my cellebrite machine back before sunday
I will leave him a tasking
Thanks man
This sentence made me think about something completely different xD
Breaking Bad?
this tells me you know all about forensics o.o
Uno reverse ?
I watch sometimes an ecnomics channel on youtube with Aaron Clarey and he says sometimes that construction contractors named Jedemia cant show up on time and do the job, they instead do things with their own sisters xD
I used to investigate cyber crime for several local DA's
I know it all.
@sharp shuttle its completely unrelated, but my brain just
yea the seats for those tools are so expensive, you'd have to
i believe it
wild connection lol
or at the very least studied it in college
Most of forensics is automated now
@sharp shuttle must have been the name Jesse / Jedemia haha
All the copperinos need is your phone, they get everything else at the station without you knowing it.
ya but mpe+ had a huge db for years already
the ui was so bad
intelligence driven lawfare
back in the day when i was in school
What kind of next level software does police have for forensics
(i took mobile/digi forensics back in college after my first degree)
my mobile prof was like a retired cop and it was probably the most fun class i ever took
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I’d love to tell you but I can’t. Being a cop and all.
your average cop is generally a dog, loyal, kinda stupid, and l barks for their handlers.
Its the detectives that are somewhere between that and special agent. But if special agents are involved you are cooked
I remember back in 2009 my father got his hands on some police toy that intercepted mobile phone signal so we could actually listen to peoples phone calls in the close vicinity, it was crazy to think about
just so you know cops are basically robots now



