general

[molten bobcat]

I just lock it to 60 and play like that.

[proud moth]

quadruple blanket

[scenic maple]

@undone fossil

[molten bobcat]

It's.. fallout 3 so like

It's gonna crash

It crashed on the console it launched on

[meager kernel]

Some old games need to have their FPS and Refresh rate capped
Otherwise it bugs the game out and softlocks you

@molten bobcat when I played old Assassin's creed games, if I didn't have my frame rate and refresh rate set to 60, I would get softlocked in the cutscene

[molten bobcat]

So Dave often

[vital lily]

Just got demolished in a boxing match

[molten bobcat]

Save even

[supple plume]

I used to like that

[vital lily]

😭

[muted olive]

I love Windows because:

[proud moth]

boxing is almost as humbling as HTB

[molten bobcat]

Finally this meme is relevant

[meager kernel]

True

Broke my shoulder in a match 💔

Felt defeated as a human

[proud moth]

tried that shi for 4 months and i changed my mind about the whole concept of fighting

[supple plume]

same!

[molten bobcat]

Fighting a swordmaster at the rennasaince fair was

[proud moth]

it's an art form

[molten bobcat]

A humbling experience

[muted olive]

Damn

[meager kernel]

True

I've been boxing for like 2 years

It builds discipline

[molten bobcat]

I got a single point off him and he still kicked my ass one handed

[vital lily]

Fr

[molten bobcat]

It also turns out I have no stamina

[muted olive]

My injuries have all been kinda extreme

[proud moth]

kratos username for a reason

[prime crescent]

i heard they're planning to remove all c and c++ code

[molten bobcat]

I was sick the day prior so I blame that

[vital lily]

I just spammed leg kicks

[proud moth]

you shall be felled in battle...

[molten bobcat]

Chun li?

[undone fossil]

hello yes

[supple plume]

also I believe martial arts make people less likely to get involved in physical violence over an argument

[muted olive]

LOL good luck with that. That's basically rewriting the OS

[vital lily]

My guy what?

[meager kernel]

Why do you spam leg kicks in a boxing match

Is it MMA?

[molten bobcat]

Y'know, from Street Fighter?

Chun Li?

[vital lily]

Yea

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/chunli-lightning-legs-kicks-street-fighter-fast-kick-gif-16557621

You said you spammed leg kicks

[meager kernel]

Oh so say that
Why you're saying boxing

[molten bobcat]

This is what I pictured

[lofty warren]

[proud moth]

yeah it's like, you realize how quickly you could basically die even from single punch

[prime crescent]

https://www.windowslatest.com/2025/12/24/microsoft-confirms-eliminate-c-and-c-plan-translate-code-to-rust-using-ai-as-windows-11-adopts-rust-and-webview2/#:~:text=Microsoft is building a team,to build native Windows apps.

yes

[vital lily]

No leg kicks are like kicks to the leg

[molten bobcat]

Ahh

[vital lily]

Aka low kick

[molten bobcat]

But you did kick

[meager kernel]

Hit someone on the wrong spot and they'll be permanently disabled
That's why punching behind the head is a banned move

[vital lily]

Yea

[undone fossil]

yeah the guy went back on this, its apparently a "research project"

[proud moth]

bro spammed circle in a boxing match

[vital lily]

Yea obv

[proud moth]

only square and triangle were allowed

[vital lily]

Muy thai

[proud moth]

aw damn

[vital lily]

Just “boxing” is shorter than muy thai

[proud moth]

holy hell that's even more extreme than boxing

[vital lily]

Ik

[molten bobcat]

I'm positive I lost my match because I had a shield as well? I have no clue how to use a shield lmao

[vital lily]

I had like a body suit of foam cardboard thingys

[proud moth]

one thing that i tried which was much worse than boxing was Kyokushin, i only lasted one week

[meager kernel]

Holyyyyy thickness

[proud moth]

the training was just from hell

[scenic maple]

[supple plume]

I used to go with my friends over 100kg jacked up bald men, every time I got one punch in the chest we had to stop xd

[molten bobcat]

I'd make a bad paladin I think

[vital lily]

My jaw feels weird after competitions

Like im yawning

[meager kernel]

Yea it happens

Still happens to me after 2 years

I can't gargle water

[vital lily]

Yikes

[meager kernel]

After brushing

Cause Im not able to make that bubble of water in my mouth

[vital lily]

I can still gargle, just tried it

[meager kernel]

My jaw stays clenched

[proud moth]

i sparred with the master once for like 15 seconds, he felt like STONE

[meager kernel]

Fight a bit more, then see

[proud moth]

when he hits you it doesn't even seem like a human hits you

[vital lily]

In my gym , i demolish, outside , im demolished

[molten bobcat]

Sparring with Monty Python rules is very goofy feeling

[vital lily]

😭

[proud moth]

it feels like a metal rod or something

[meager kernel]

Discipline
Practice
Consistency

That's the 3 words I followed

[supple plume]

Im going to look up for dojos fr

[muted olive]

I can guarantee you that truly rewriting it is not going to be done in 4 years, even with AI maxxed out. Maybe non-essential libraries or existing simple functions, yes, but the insane amount of C/C++ in all of its components is gigantic.

[molten bobcat]

I know there's some near me but I think I need to work on cardio more before I try

[muted olive]

plus, its AI

[meager kernel]

I remember for the first year of boxing, my hands used to shake after boxing, cause I had so much pain in my fingers

[muted olive]

itll break stuff

[proud moth]

cardio is the most important thing yes

if you get tired you're done

[vivid flower]

Dang its really that bad huh

[molten bobcat]

I have a heart condition so it sucks

[proud moth]

if you forget to breathe properly , also done

[meager kernel]

Train your heart to failure

[near swift]

Btw I got my network +

[molten bobcat]

Congrats dude 😄

[scenic maple]

🎉

[supple plume]

overweight huge disadvantage

[meager kernel]

Congratulations

[vital lily]

Congrats

[molten bobcat]

You have 3 years left.

[undone fossil]

To give a tl;dr since I dont want to doxx to much in a general chat. Anyone can DM for more info if you're interested.
The role is full time dev, large majority C/++. Young team and space to be very self directing if you can justify what you want to work on.
Should be happy working on things ranging from ingestion, network scanning, heuristics, implementing protocols from RFC etc. You don't have to be an expert on all of those things, but familiar enough with OS & C/++ that you could figure it out if need be

[vivid flower]

Did you take the jab

[near swift]

Doing security + next year so it will renew it

[meager kernel]

Anyway I'm off to my slumber
Farewell creatures

[molten bobcat]

This be true

[vital lily]

Gn

[vital lily]

(Coulda just said gn)

[scenic maple]

now yall know what it takes to be a froj co-worker

[muted olive]

I guess this is part of why developer --> security transition is valuable

[meager kernel]

Lmao
Gn

[undone fossil]

Yeah i went the other way

[crude wasp]

yes but finally elite hehehehehe (just wanted to touch elite)

[muted olive]

still valuable

[undone fossil]

so i did 4 years of consulting -> dev, been very nice

[molten bobcat]

He loved consulting the whole time

Not a day goes by he doesn't dream of consultancy

[vivid flower]

I never did my heart is stronk

[molten bobcat]

(they are nightmares)

[scenic maple]

implementing rfc is pure comsci engineering

[supple plume]

dayum congrats

[proud moth]

huge achievement

[proud moth]

hats off to you sir

[molten bobcat]

Lmfaooo

[crude wasp]

[vital lily]

What is this

[vivid flower]

Lol

[undone fossil]

that is a frog

[proud moth]

LMAOO WHAT The fff

[vital lily]

Im stealing him

[crude wasp]

thanks <33

[molten bobcat]

Yoink

[proud moth]

lore accurate C++ interview with @undone fossil

[muted olive]

how are you finding dev work given that a new AI IDE is being released every few weeks?
And do you use it in your work frequently? If so how do you use it, to have it do the heavy lifting and review/optimize or do it yourself with help along the way? @undone fossil

[molten bobcat]

Call me 40 again and I'll choke slam you into the nearest bog

[muted olive]

(interview mode on)

[west venture]

It's an AI video or a frog spitting with pressure on an old woman.

[muted olive]

40

[vital lily]

Can see that

[undone fossil]

Simple, we dont use AI IDEs due to what we're devving

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-megumi-fushiguro-aoi-todo-german-suplex-gif-23759522

[west venture]

Then why'd you ask what it was?

[muted olive]

what would that be? 👀

[undone fossil]

We view them like stackoverflow though. Dont make a post of something sensitive, and be sure you know what you're about to copy into the codebase. Effectively the same thing

[warm dome]

this the way it should be done 🔥

[vital lily]

Uuh cause of …”exaggeration “

[proud moth]

man how much fking coffee do i need today, it's been the third one still tired AF

[molten bobcat]

I have yet to make any

[supple plume]

try doing some random pushups and jumping a bit

[vivid flower]

I guess you took the jab then?

[vital lily]

Save time, Energy drink

[prime crescent]

is it cuz of security reasons?

[vital lily]

👍

[undone fossil]

Yeah

[supple plume]

energy drink = sugar = bad

[undone fossil]

We do EDR dev also and so we treat every codebase with the same security level as the signed drivers

[molten bobcat]

Energy drinks upset my tum

[vital lily]

Engery drink = caffine = good

[warm dome]

energy drink = faster eternal sleep = good

[vital lily]

See balances out

[lofty warren]

welcome

[vivid flower]

You can rest when you're dead

[supple plume]

what about the spike of shugar

[vital lily]

Idk more energy

[supple plume]

for 15 minutes

[west venture]

Energy drink = sugar = bad
Energy drink = caffeine = good
Bad = good.

[undone fossil]

@muted olive i guess this answers

[molten bobcat]

Silent Hill : M

[undone fossil]

me and my colleague traversing the backstreets of london at 3am in hunt of mcdonalds

[vital lily]

I mean you have point

[molten bobcat]

That's how you get Jack The Ripper'd

I'm still not convinced he's not active

[undone fossil]

yeah it was very sketchy

was clearly a rough area, was checking every car that went by had number plates etc. 😅

[molten bobcat]

Nice lmao

[west venture]

Isn't jack the ripper or whatever a hash cracker

[molten bobcat]

That's John

John the Ripper

[undone fossil]

yeah its john the ripper

mmm

[supple plume]

alias jack='john'

[vital lily]

I didnt notice

[molten bobcat]

Jack The Ripper is a serial killer from like, Victorian era London?

[undone fossil]

imagine pentest report

"306 passwords were recovered via jack the ripper"

???

[vital lily]

I just called him john the ripper

[west venture]

Who's John the ripper

[vital lily]

Like the guy

[molten bobcat]

???? He's still employed??

[undone fossil]

yeah our guy jack

gets passwords out of anyone it seems

crazy work

[molten bobcat]

Background check was insane but surprisingly clean

[vital lily]

I dont watch the movie so i used to think the guy was john

[undone fossil]

nor have i

[vital lily]

Didnt notice it was jack

[undone fossil]

i presume he hates shreddies or something

idk

[vital lily]

Thought the actual guy eas john

Well that makes more sense

[molten bobcat]

No he just killed ladies of the night

[west venture]

Oh I watched a video about this on Lemmino

He apparently skinned people and shit

[molten bobcat]

Was.. 1888

[vital lily]

What woumd he even do with the skin

[molten bobcat]

Whitechapel, London

[undone fossil]

I have received 0 dms this is good

saves me from rambling

[vital lily]

Dont say that , sm1 might dm u now

[west venture]

I think he just wanted to be brutal

[obtuse fern]

i'll find a frog to dm

[undone fossil]

its perfect ragebait

[west venture]

He wasn't ever caught

[proud moth]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FFpGULTjuh0?si=3SSKfYUaSIE0hpA_

@molten bobcat at the medieval fare

[west venture]

Jack the rippers can't exist today bc of CCTV

[supple plume]

where is my cube talks...

[vital lily]

Yesterday

Pretty sure

Was meant to be yesterday

[supple plume]

we should host an unofficial cube talks as a fallback

[supple plume]

nah they cancelled until January 9th

[vital lily]

Ooh

Mb

Dont read those , i go out at the same time

With friends so i never really mind

[supple plume]

@scenic maple you should cohost

you big yapper yeyey

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lmao-meme-lmao-gif-lol-lol-cat-gif-4552813418803199403

[undone fossil]

i will host and it will be epic

[native plume]

Synchronization complete

[undone fossil]

we will just take out of context quotes from general chat and discuss

[native plume]

I'm up-to-date with all the yapping

Reading 1.5 day messages isn't that bad 💀

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sinew

[zealous charm]

IDOR triaged in 14 minutes, might be a new record

[sturdy thistle]

Which platform

[undone fossil]

mine

i stole the idor

ty !

[sturdy thistle]

[zealous charm]

Bugcrowd

[proud moth]

fun fact 5 out 6 doctors say russian roulette is safe

[heady sage]

I need to be like you

[proud moth]

let's goo

[heady sage]

The 6th Doctor got shot

[proud moth]

he was very good at the game, only lost once in his life

a master

[sturdy thistle]

Im waiting since 9 days now for the company

[gray wraith]

Crazy

[zealous charm]

Hacking through the holidays, let’s go!

[proud moth]

homebrewer how many years of exp before u started finding bugs?

[azure remnant]

i want to be a professional in cyber security ❌

I want to be professional at using a computer ✅

[zealous charm]

~5 months or so. Earned OSCP in late 2019, started bug bounty in early 2020

All I had before OSCP was sec+ and some HTB experience

[proud moth]

ah great

[zealous charm]

Yeah not saying OSCP helped at all, that was just my first real pentesting cert

[gray wraith]

Its quite expensive nowadays, no?

Like $2k+ iirc?

[zealous charm]

I think so, but that might depend on the plan you pick. Like I said it’s not helpful for bug bounty, so if that’s your goal you don’t need any certs to get started

[young glen]

Nice

[gray wraith]

My goal is to be smart

[azure remnant]

which is more advanced, cpts or oscp u say ?

[zealous charm]

I haven’t done CPTS so I can’t say, but they are mostly equivalent in content. Where CPTS might have a bit more content it’s might have less value on a resume

[zealous charm]

[azure remnant]

I think the less value is for the exam being not proctored

It might also be new compared to oscp

[gray wraith]

Yeah, honwstly im still confused about the path i should take bc i kinda want to know both BH and like other pentesting stuff

[proud moth]

equivalent in content??

the cpts is absolutely enormous in comparison

[azure remnant]

Some say cpts is much better in AD

[zealous charm]

Both entry level pentesting with some AD, so mostly equivalent

[proud moth]

both entry level but oscp is completely trivial in comparison

the AD part in oscp is a joke

the web is even worse

[gray wraith]

Why?

[proud moth]

they teach basically nothing about AD exploitation

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/blissful-malevonence-gif-10192619856801101589

[azure remnant]

golam build

[gray wraith]

Any other resources worth checking out regarding windows/ad exploitation specifically?

[scenic maple]

build what tho

[azure remnant]

Build a binary from the source code

Or build a house somewhere before nukes strike

[proud moth]

the AD module on HTB is entry level

[scenic maple]

i see

i can build a binary from the source code

[proud moth]

the windows privesc module on HTB also

[azure remnant]

Golam is 54 years old

[gray wraith]

Aight, thanks, i have to gain more knowledge abt Windows bc im even more lost on win boxes than on linux ones

[proud moth]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sLxTSGQImCxE8KbPi063OuH461ADzCR3/view

[azure remnant]

.cbt.pdf 🥀

[proud moth]

this is the AD stuff you need to know for OSCP

it's a joke

it can't be called entry level, it's like a mini-game

[muted olive]

Ohh I see, that's very interesting

[gray wraith]

Thanks a lot, ill give it a read

[proud moth]

yeah but honestly don't waste time on offsec

[gray wraith]

Well their pricing is awful for me

[azure remnant]

No way

[proud moth]

both pricing and content are a disgrace

[gray wraith]

No way i could afford a 2k cert

[azure remnant]

Does oscp teach anything on reverse engineering ?

[muted olive]

crackmapexec 🥀

[proud moth]

lmao it's just so ass and lame

[azure remnant]

Enumeration

[rocky tartan]

can you guess what would be a funny way to ask shodan to get you all its hosts

[muted olive]

meanwhile: netexec is actually awesome

[proud moth]

they wanna talk about "enumeration" then they don't teach shit in the course lmao, such a shitty cashgrab course

[muted olive]

it can do almost all the stuff listed in that pdf on its own

[minor heart]

nxc is literally cme

just the updated ver

[muted olive]

I know

[minor heart]

the cape material still has it saying crackmapexec too

but it's nbd

[muted olive]

but tbh, anyone would use nxc over cme now

[azure remnant]

i was having a list of things that nxc had support for over cme but i forgot all of it

[sage sail]

idk if I should buy this collector edition of sekiro how do you guys figure out when it's okay to be irresponsible with his money ?

[minor heart]

same syntax

[muted olive]

oh

yeah all that is the same

just more features

[minor heart]

yea, like some of the modules for nxc but still the same format and all that

doesn't take away from the cape modules imo

[proud moth]

yeah honestly the problem is not so much cme in the oscp

[minor heart]

the cpts just does a better job

[proud moth]

it's just how ass everything else is

[minor heart]

and how expensive

[muted olive]

I think its a lil more justified in the time constraint pov

not entirely though

[minor heart]

you know I signed up for it and asked for a pause bc my house flooded with 65K in damages + my kids lost everything - with proof and adjuster records and everything - 2 week extension

like that was not a small event. we had fans running for weeks

[proud moth]

yeah well at that point the oscp would be the least of my worries

[minor heart]

and the demo/reno that had to be immediately done

yea I said screw it

[gray wraith]

Sorry to hear that, so awful

[minor heart]

but the fact that customer service was SO terrible about that

[proud moth]

they are a disgrace to humanity

[minor heart]

leaves a sour taste in my mouth

[proud moth]

offsec is a pile of shit

[minor heart]

like i provided pictures, gave them the insurance contact, had the adjuster email them, provided the damages list etc

[muted olive]

I've heard lots of people say that offsec customer support was bad

[minor heart]

the actual claim

[proud moth]

it's a joke, like the exam

[molten bobcat]

Groceries acquired

[minor heart]

well my mom actually paid for it too - that was the worse part

because I wasn't earning enough to put the money away for it like that

oh she was so pissed

[muted olive]

CWL is a bigger joke

[proud moth]

anything not on HTB is a joke

[muted olive]

honestly though their business model is stonks

[proud moth]

with the exception of MalvDev

[minor heart]

I tried to save for it so hard for like over a year

and yea my mom got fed up and tried to help

I still feel awful about it, but I think her moving in now has kind of evened that out :]

[muted olive]

Offsec should implement a PPP model. Where of course "should" is a pipe dream

[proud moth]

Offsec should fuck off and stop existing

[buoyant wyvern]

i don't think it is bad course, not considering the price

[minor heart]

yea it makes me not want to ever pay for their stuff

[proud moth]

it's good if it was 2008 all over again

[minor heart]

I'm only just now working on certs

[muted olive]

It's like: pay $1700 to bypass HR

[minor heart]

for basic stuff too

[rocky tartan]

the good stuff is always free

[proud moth]

nice bargain, now you only need to actually learn hacking

how convenient

[buoyant wyvern]

are you working in any cert

[minor heart]

the smartest thing I ever did before my house flooded

[proud moth]

the CPTS is the only one i respect and will attempt

[minor heart]

I used the few hundo to get a gift card so I can take the cpts too whenever I want

[buoyant wyvern]

i am going through the modules currently, what about you

[proud moth]

finished them all

will try the exam in jan

[minor heart]

it doesn't expire and I was never so thankful after my house flooded

I already unlocked it and studied but with demo and reno

[buoyant wyvern]

what did you for the prep other than modules + note taking

[minor heart]

it literally took like 8 mos before things were more normal

[proud moth]

HTB boxes

[minor heart]

and I'll be real here - with kids and work and all that going on it was just impossible to study

so I had to just take the L

[proud moth]

lmaoo

[buoyant wyvern]

CPTS prep track?

[minor heart]

I focused instead on repairing all the damage for my kids

[proud moth]

yes but also any boxes you can

[minor heart]

since they lost everything

[muted olive]

Yeah, that's one good thing about it

[buoyant wyvern]

great, but i don't think you should be adding notes from those boxes to your methodology

[minor heart]

I did find a different job and they sponsored my cape for training

^.^

I got the free cjca voucher too

[proud moth]

the goal is not to pass the exam, the goal is to learn as much as you can

[minor heart]

so I'm going to go in and take the cpts, might as well do the cjca

and hope I can pass the cape

or anything rly

having just 1 cert would be good

I have 0 and it looks bad even though I work as a pt

[dusky jacinth]

Hell yeah

[minor heart]

it was just shit life luck

[buoyant wyvern]

of course, but there are couple of things we should consider to pass specific exam in my opinion

including what i just said

[minor heart]

the house too - I worked myself up from homelessness to a neteng degree

to owning a house

[proud moth]

nope, this just hinders your learning

[muted olive]

Having job with 0 certs is astonishing considering the market rn

[minor heart]

so it was such a huge blow to my ego and everything

[proud moth]

i also have zero certs

it's just a US problem

[muted olive]

oh

i thought you did

[minor heart]

yea, it's really bad how hard certs are being farmed by hr

[proud moth]

i have the VHL+ which costed 50 euros or somethin and was a joke

[buoyant wyvern]

right, we will see what happens, since when are you did you started this CPTS path

[minor heart]

I am extremely grateful and lucky

[proud moth]

i also have the CRTP, also a joke

[muted olive]

I'm also in the 0 certs gang for now

[proud moth]

i don't consider them certs in any way

[muted olive]

I thought that one was good

[molten bobcat]

I'm sleepy

[minor heart]

I did a full internal + report chall + tons of CTF's, volunteer work, did work in support etc

[proud moth]

it was before the CPTS

now it's a joke

[minor heart]

so it definitely took longer, but 100% worth

[muted olive]

because CPTS is better or because their content downgraded?

[minor heart]

now I'm just studying my ass off in my spare time

[proud moth]

CPTS teaches you real pentesting

no other certs does this

[minor heart]

I've spoken more in here in the last week than I usually do

I quit being on SM and just been on the grind

[muted olive]

CWL is a real meme. $10 certs but they still managed to sell 50,000 of them

[proud moth]

lmaooo

[muted olive]

so $500,000

among other certs

[molten bobcat]

I have to.. survive dads new girlfriend today

[undone fossil]

hello

[proud moth]

welp, dad got the rizz

[minor heart]

anyway, that's kind of the whole story with that ^_^

now I'm focused on being the absolute best I can and pushing to see how far I can go

[molten bobcat]

I support you

What your best looks like will be different every day but it will be stronger than the last

[minor heart]

word.

I have severe friggin anxiety with tests too, so I'm going to push myself to it

anyone that proctors me just has to know I may pass out and that it's fine - i'll have someone check in hahaha

like my profs knew and they just had me come in earlier before everyone else to take stuff

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-im-back-chat-im-back-chat-gif-10891601084898830857

[lofty warren]

hi moo

[minor heart]

minus my voip final. lawt. i came in hot with 2 hrs left on the exam - wrote a ton of configs super fast bc IRL stuff, grabbed a B+ and made my prof laugh at me :3

maybe less than 2 hrs. I don't remember these days >.<

[minor heart]

hi hi

[dusky jacinth]

Good luck friend

[minor heart]

afk a bit

errands

[molten bobcat]

Apparently I've known her when I was little

[dusky jacinth]

🫵

[molten bobcat]

I have zero recollection

[dusky jacinth]

Oh?

Interesting

The plot thickens

[undone fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mewing-mew-cat-mewing-mewing-tutorial-mewing-cat-gif-495067373805540650

she's an agent

i sent her to find out where tidus is located

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

[minor heart]

oof

[undone fossil]

Anyone for some vc

[ornate ibex]

No. Sleep time.

Sleep.

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lmao-meme-lmao-gif-lol-lol-cat-gif-4552813418803199403

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/picard-facepalm-oh-no-oh-hell-no-no-gif-10723914200679373178

[olive marten]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lmao-meme-lmao-gif-lol-lol-cat-gif-4552813418803199403

[upbeat tangle]

whats up

[proud moth]

vine boom sfx moment

[brisk abyss]

1 blocked message

[upbeat tangle]

You have one new blocked message. Press 1 to find out why.

[silver forge]

2

22222

[upbeat tangle]

You have pressed 2. You are now put in line. You are currently number 3488 in line, please hold. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

[silver forge]

hangs up

[upbeat tangle]

@silver forge DO NOT REEEDDEEEEEMMM!!!

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/killshotkitty-redeem-twitch-gif-27134398

[silver sinew]

HI

there is arab here ?

[austere sinew]

What has that got to do with anything 😭

[olive marten]

Hapy birthday

[austere sinew]

STOPPPP

[zealous charm]

Birfday?

[austere sinew]

NO IT ISNT STUPID @undone fossil MADE THIS HAPPEN

[vivid flower]

Nah wolo's bday was like 2 days ago

[subtle plover]

Gm

@hoary nebula

[sharp shuttle]

@austere sinew 's

[vivid flower]

Happy boxing day

[sharp shuttle]

oh i read that as who's

severe dyslexia upon waking up

[austere sinew]

NO

[vivid flower]

I had so much christmas chocolate, I feel ill

[alpine pumice]

damn i kept hearing about this boxing day, i'm like wtf. who is boxing the day after christmas. i just looked it up now.

[sharp shuttle]

boxing? i didnt get any gifts in this economy i just made a bunch of cool things for people

its rare people do/make anything for me

[alpine pumice]

yeah boxing day is for rich people to give to the poor, we're the one receiving gifts today Brath

[sharp shuttle]

well see about that

ive seen those angel tree videos

the prospect of christmas has reached critical levels of corporate takeover

also noticed a huge push to replace santa with the grinch

[undone fossil]

Pretty sure her birthday was like 2 days ago

maybe 3 i forget

flu is kicking my ass

[austere sigil]

what boxing day?

[silver forge]

you get to hit others like THUD

mike tyson style

[alpine pumice]

some EU thing, like black friday but they buy gifts for poors

[sharp shuttle]

hope everyone had a nice christmas

[proud moth]

merry christmaaasss

[upbeat tangle]

@sharp shuttle whats up tommygun

[zealous charm]

Anyone playing around with the new hak5 pineapple pager?

[austere sigil]

khaotic

[alpine pumice]

i have it, haven't done much with it yet

[zealous charm]

Nice, yeah I've just been playing around with it

[sharp shuttle]

working on top secret projects for giant multimillions dollar companies

you?

[silver forge]

swedish ass buzzer ?

[upbeat tangle]

Doing a starting point lab

[sharp shuttle]

very nice, keep it up

[keen portal]

starting point is fun

[untold fiber]

Happy birthday @austere sinew

[keen portal]

poor Wolo

[austere sinew]

SERIOUSLY??

[untold fiber]

Happy birthday

[austere sinew]

this is cyberbullying atp

[austere sinew]

i have choicely words in response check your dms 😃

[untold fiber]

Happy birthday

[keen portal]

just block him!

[austere sinew]

that is a good point

but he'd be too miserable without my presence

i'd feel bad

[keen portal]

I mean I'd say don't tell me happy birthday, send presents, then you can say happy birthday

[austere sinew]

seeing as his life is clearly so boring HE HAS TO TROLL ME ABOUT A BIRTHDAY THAT NEVER EVEN HAPPENED FOR DAYS @untold fiber

[untold fiber]

Happy birthday

[austere sinew]

OH MY GOD STOP

Ykw

happy birthday @untold fiber

everyone it's @untold fiber 's birthday

did i mention @untold fiber ?

[untold fiber]

Anyone who follows in wolos footsteps gets platform banned

[austere sinew]

it's @untold fiber 's birthday

[upbeat tangle]

Do you reminisce about thoe days?

[austere sinew]

HEY

[keen portal]

I reminisce about a lot, but you'll have fun.

[austere sinew]

get messed up you cant even platform ban me

happy birthday @untold fiber

[keen portal]

happy birthday @untold fiber

@ everyone

[austere sinew]

We're besties now

[upbeat tangle]

had a good time so far!

[austere sinew]

@untold fiber what are you doing

considering it's @untold fiber 's birthday

how are you celebrating your birthday @untold fiber

@untold fiber 's birthday

any birthday wishes @untold fiber ??

[austere sinew]

jokes on you that's my alt account i made to verify myself in chat

as you know

get fucked

[untold fiber]

ill take down your accomplices then

[austere sinew]

BASTARD

[austere sinew]

I know where you live

do not test me

I will bloody reinstate her account by my own hands if necessary

[keen portal]

is there an AliveWolo?

[austere sinew]

see here's the thing

i'm technically alive

but i've had so many near death experiences

so

[keen portal]

so maybe you need to be wrapped up in bubble wrap?

[austere sinew]

I love how he shut up after that

bitch @untold fiber

[austere sinew]

this is not a bad idea

[untold fiber]

im modifying @west lynx's code to time you out every time you talk

[austere sinew]

yk for someone who works in tech you type ridiculously slow

that will nuke both of us

yeah that's what i thought

[austere sigil]

Relax

[untold fiber]

thank you mto

I need defending

[austere sinew]

WHAT

NO HE WAS CLEARLY TALKING TO YOU @untold fiber

[austere sinew]

ban ryan he is going against TOS trying to doxx my information

[untold fiber]

this is very unhinged behavior for gen chat wolo

I need you to calm down

[austere sigil]

I was talking to you, UW

[austere sinew]

oh there is NO WAY YOU FLIPPED THE SCRIPT

[austere sinew]

WHAT.

HOW

HAVE YOU SEEN EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED

I AM THE VICTIM HERE

😭

[untold fiber]

perhaps consider turning off your caps lock

[carmine pecan]

Guys I had a nightmare today

I was using Havoc on white theme

please pardon my sins

[alpine pumice]

i see it with burp all the time

idk how those people can still see anything

[carmine pecan]

Burp on white mode is semi-acceptable (altough I prefer pink mode)

Havoc isn't

[alpine pumice]

dark theme everything

[upbeat tangle]

i agree

[alpine pumice]

idk why dark theme isn't default for everything. then you get those websites where it's not even an option so you need an extension. so stupid.

[carmine pecan]

Hey we shouln't be judgy of people suffering from WTD - White Theme Disorder - the implications of such disorder are complex and it brings great suffering to then and their families.

[alpine pumice]

nah i'm a hater for sure

people with WTD always are knocked down a peg in my mind

[upbeat tangle]

@alpine pumice its 12 in the night and you comfortably surfing around in dark mode, only to be greeted by a flashbang for a website

[alpine pumice]

ddos the site instantly

[carmine pecan]

Sadly the treatment is yet to be found

You know there is one guy who hangs around in general chat quite frequently, and he... he uses white theme on his terminal.

[austere sigil]

[+] Tasked beacon to be less annoying

reeeeee

[carmine pecan]

verse engineering

there, I completed it for ya

[upbeat tangle]

Get your army of TEMU teddybears as a botnet to perma ddos the site

@carmine pecan Dont tell me you havnt thought about it!

[carmine pecan]

Publically I like to think of myself as a white hat

😄

[upbeat tangle]

We can all have ideas that we never act upon

Unless we live in an orwellian state, its not illegal to think!

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-ms-information-lies-liar-gif-11823106038305783577

[upbeat tangle]

i dont get it xD

[carmine pecan]

🙂

[austere sinew]

guys ryan loves tryhackme more than hackthebox @green kite @alpine pumice @sturdy thistle

[carmine pecan]

Muhehehe 😈

[alpine pumice]

of course he does, look at the people he has to deal with here

https://tenor.com/view/knife-backstab-gif-gif-9184018

[carmine pecan]

British Gif

innit

[upbeat tangle]

because its normal to do this in britain?

[carmine pecan]

innit?!

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[austere sinew]

ya so whichever mod sent this sucks because i am pinging my friends so they can shutup ty

[austere sinew]

HE IS THE PROBLEM

[carmine pecan]

Well it has a value of 0

[austere sinew]

ya it has a value now what if they outputted it prior to the increment

[carmine pecan]

No way they did i++

instead of ++i

[austere sinew]

oh it was a legit warn and now i'm mad 😒

GET CONTEXT BEFORE YOU START SOMETHING

THAT IS NOT HARD TO DO THANK YOU

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

why did you get in trouble?

[austere sinew]

because someone doesn't understand that you can ping people you know

[carmine pecan]

She received a strike for 'being annoying'

[austere sinew]

apparently that is illegal now

[carmine pecan]

whatever that means

[sharp shuttle]

ah i see

[alpine pumice]

warn not a strike

[austere sinew]

lemme be salty >:(

I demand an apology

How dare my perfect record with hackster be tarnished

[austere sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

[alpine pumice]

yup you got a rap sheet now

[livid vine]

Did a nice page for my open source project with Claude in 5 mins https://hetzner-k3s.com/

[austere sinew]

Literally false incrimination

[untold fiber]

I have enjoyed this exchange immensely

[austere sinew]

This is

[untold fiber]

this was the best possible christmas present

[austere sinew]

I hope you enjoy a broken into apartment and sardines in your washing machine

[austere sigil]

what the hell?

[untold fiber]

thats actually my favorite ty

[sharp shuttle]

thats vile

[austere sinew]

Well great then since I'm such a good friend I'll even put sardines in your radiator 😃

[sharp shuttle]

(i like your mind)

[alpine pumice]

if you didn't know, https://poopsenders.com/ exists. in case someone wasn't aware.

[untold fiber]

my door remotely locks

so Ill let you in

but then not let you out

[austere sinew]

are you sure you would want to curse yourself with giving me more time to think of ways to mess up your living space?

[austere sinew]

Absolute legend

[untold fiber]

ill tell my land lord an insane lady broke into my apartment and I've captured her

[austere sinew]

I'm going to set fire to your furniture

[sharp shuttle]

my house is always unlocked, i even have signage encouraging to come in

when you enter you will be greeted with neurotoxins and surgical equipment, i promise you will wake up in a hotel 6 and a properly sealed scar for the work

[austere sigil]

pour water into his shampoo so the kid can learn to use the darn thing for a longer period of time

[austere sinew]

For legal reasons this is a joke 😇

[austere sinew]

Or better yet, bleach 😃

[sharp shuttle]

oi m8 u av a loicense for that joke

[austere sinew]

I did have to buy 4 knives earlier

and

They said I'm gonna need to show my id

for these knives

[sharp shuttle]

nooooo

to me thats crazy

a chef is basically a milita member from US in the eyes of the UK

[austere sinew]

Literally it's a fookin KNIFE

the only thing I'm assaulting are meat and veg

[sharp shuttle]

oh... youre a meat eater...

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-gif-3425669563334334864

[untold fiber]

I went to throw away some stuff from an office we decomissioned

and I shit you not

I needed to apply for a "throwing away business trash" license

[austere sinew]

Well yeah otherwise I'd straight up get anemic and die

[austere sinew]

they should have seen that you're trash and threw you alongside it

[sharp shuttle]

how hard is it to apply for these loicenses?

[austere sigil]

I got boxes and boxes of Windows XP install CDs if you need any

[austere sinew]

it's not hard he was just unprepared like an idiot

[austere sigil]

I gave Mick one already 🤣

[sharp shuttle]

dont worry im just kidding, im basically a carnivore only diet

[untold fiber]

oh shut up when I told you about this you were just as stupified

[austere sinew]

Idk what you're talking about 😇

This is my country I am used to the beautiful system we have in place

[austere sinew]

also it's stupefied* but fitting that you didn't know that

[sharp shuttle]

how do i apply for a relationship loicense for PDA authorization?

[austere sigil]

yes

btw, AC Shadows is ass

[sharp shuttle]

When was the last good AC? i thought the pirate one was cool but anything after was mehhhh

[austere sigil]

the first 2 or 3 games? I dunno

[sharp shuttle]

and to be honest, I only passed AP euro because i played AC 2

[austere sigil]

its braindead really

[sharp shuttle]

there no history in it anymore

i would have loved a wolfenstein style AC

where you kill hitler instead of the "suislide" bullshit

it was obviously assassins creed

[austere sigil]

it's same old, different scenery, but the same game

its turning into FIFA

[sharp shuttle]

oh god thats basically the worst insult you can have

there is pay to win in the PVE?

[austere sigil]

I played Fifa and it's the most science fiction game ever made as I won the world cup (or whathever it was) as Poland

[sharp shuttle]

I didnt even know poland played soccer

i thought their major export was symmetric populace

[austere sigil]

not really but whathever

[sharp shuttle]

but you do agree with me

polands major export, right?

have you seen szymex?

[austere sigil]

polands major exports are poles

[sharp shuttle]

hes basically a 1:1 in symmetric body

[austere sigil]

oooh that guy ye

[sharp shuttle]

that guy xDDD

ill never forget szymex

[austere sigil]

I forgot about him really

I'm sorry

[sharp shuttle]

you arent offending me, he just has perfect symmetry

[austere sigil]

heh 😄

what does he do these days?

@lavish hull enjoy your game uninterrupted.

[sharp shuttle]

idk im too busy to keep up with my friends. im a bad friend

[austere sigil]

awful

[sharp shuttle]

if i grind hard now i can work with them in the future

[minor loom]

Yo. What's better as a college student? Should I focus on getting Latin honors? Or focus in getting pro. certs, internships, and good portfolio during college?

[sharp shuttle]

honors means absolutely nothing to absolutely anybody, focus on certs, networking with smartest and often weirdest kids, build a portfolio, and go to parties.

[minor loom]

Thanks for the response, brathadair. I can try doing most things you listed, except for going to parties. It's really not my enjoyment.

[sharp shuttle]

you will regret nothing more in life than ignoring a social life in a college setting

but you do you brother.

[minor loom]

Thanks. I have social anxiety though so I can't really do much about it. I can go parties here and there only if it's a few circle of fellow nerds.

[sharp shuttle]

get over it, stop being a baby around people

[minor loom]

Alright, I'll try. Thanks

[sharp shuttle]

I hope you do

[minor loom]

I guess parties are the main way to network with smart junior or seniors.

[sharp shuttle]

that and you will get experiences with girls, or whatever youre into

[austere sigil]

parties are good for your mental health

[molten bobcat]

This isn't how social anxiety works

[sharp shuttle]

bro lets not, and it is, exposure therapy is your only way out of that shit

[molten bobcat]

Yeah but it doesn't have to go at a breakneck pace

[sharp shuttle]

personally i disagree

[molten bobcat]

Familiarity brings comfort

Someone doesn't get over agoraphobia by you shoving them outside

People don't immediately overcome their fears when presented with a large amount of The Thing They're Scared Of

[sharp shuttle]

On this particular topic cloud I know for a fact I have significantly more experience than you

[molten bobcat]

Cool

You're not a licensed therapist and people deal with their issues on a person by person basis

So not only is generic advice here completely inadvisable

[sharp shuttle]

I also dont think a license qualifies you for 90% of any practical field

[molten bobcat]

It's potentially harmful

Anxiety is not fixed with more stimulus being inserted

That's like saying someone gets over epilepsy by going to raves

[sharp shuttle]

dude.. thats an insane comparison

[molten bobcat]

I agree that exposure therapy for things like fear and anxiety is wonderful

But your degree is far too harsh

Because you see it as "well it's either that or you fail and die"

There's a nuance to be had that isn't "get over your fear you puss"

[sharp shuttle]

as I grow older the latter makes a lot of sense to me

[molten bobcat]

Anxiety is a new experience for me as of.. like this year

And because anecdotal evidence is appropriate here I guess, I know for a fact that forcing me to do something I didn't wanna do is very traumatizing

You're applying hardcore logic to an illogical problem

You have to tackle the reason why the fear is there

[sharp shuttle]

i am telling some nerd to go to parties and kiss girls man

[molten bobcat]

I know

But it was mishandled

[sharp shuttle]

you are making it sound like im handing a gun to the new grunt and telling him to earn his first tear drop

[molten bobcat]

You did say get over it you baby

To a person with anxiety lol

Boy fuck do you know easy life would be if we could simply drop a mental illness?

[sharp shuttle]

get over it baby was the nice way of what i wanted to say

[undone fossil]

this chat seems very smelly

[molten bobcat]

Brath being a meanie

[upbeat tangle]

I had an old friend in my teens that had the same anxiety problem, i helped him solve it by just bringing him with me everywhere around social situations and being a guide for him, he could just watch me how i handle it and do the same eventually

[molten bobcat]

An accurate meanie, but a MEANIE

[sharp shuttle]

in the nicest way possible

[molten bobcat]

See, that's an incredibly kindhearted way to handle it

That was very kind of you dude, anxiety sucks

[undone fossil]

anxiety yeah realistically most therapy for it boils down to "try the situation and see that you dont die or perish"

[molten bobcat]

Of course

[undone fossil]

"omg i didnt die or perish im not scared of that thing now"

[gray wraith]

Yooo watch it bro.. keep the respect for poles up

[undone fossil]

surface level ofc before people get ragebaited

[molten bobcat]

Like I said I think exposure therapy is awesome

[sharp shuttle]

i have nothing but respect for the symmetric people of poland

[molten bobcat]

It helps folks and thus is valid

[undone fossil]

i love poland so much that im visiting next week

[gray wraith]

No gym recommendation?

[undone fossil]

i will rob so many catalytic converters

[upbeat tangle]

well, he was good friend to me. he always wanted to have more friends and meet a girlfriend eventually but he barely wanted to go outside the door so i wanted to help him reach a goal 😛

[molten bobcat]

I just think it's easier to teach people to swim in the shallow end rather than the deep end lol

[gray wraith]

Good, eat a good kebab

[sharp shuttle]

thats part of the "getting over it", hes ganna go to the party, get rejected and hopefully be filled with the fire of self improvement

cant give them all the cards

[undone fossil]

sir yes sir

[molten bobcat]

That's a lot of "hopefully" you're putting into your own advice kek

[gray wraith]

Gym has fixed a lot of my anxiety issues

[sharp shuttle]

if he cant do it, he cant hang, there is nothing else to say about it

he can stay in his room and play league of legends

[minor loom]

Well, I can go to the gym myself. I even do jiu-jitsu at a local gym.

[sharp shuttle]

i dont care

[gray wraith]

And upping my testosterone through exercising and proper dieting

[molten bobcat]

That's not true at all dude lmao he could just try again

The human experience is about trying again lmao

[upbeat tangle]

i train jiu jitsu too

[gray wraith]

Did it not help you one bit?

[molten bobcat]

Do we not teach that failure is something to not be afraid of?

[minor loom]

A bit. Still shy to ask my coach questions tho.

[sharp shuttle]

this is not taught to people anymore, no

[molten bobcat]

I doubt getting rejected by a random person at a college party is gonna end your existence lol

[molten bobcat]

I meant you and I and us

Do we not preach that

[proud moth]

just become an hikikomori like me it's not that bad

[sharp shuttle]

yes, we tout failure being prusuant to success here

[languid junco]

just a stupid question, how I can get this badge

[molten bobcat]

Then don't tell a MF to give up and play league if one social interaction fails lmaooo

[minor loom]

What belt are you on?

[proud moth]

get the OSCP

[molten bobcat]

It's cooked man, time to pack it in

[sharp shuttle]

i didnt tell him to do that, i told him to go to parties and if he cant hang he can play league in his dorm by himself for 4 years, i dont care

[upbeat tangle]

im a white belt, i started this just couple months ago. My son has trained for some years hes on green belt

[molten bobcat]

College parties are overrated

[gray wraith]

Nothing to be afraid of especially if you are a newbie, the more you ask the more you will get used to the feeling that its perfectly fine

[molten bobcat]

Make friends you care about

[sharp shuttle]

there is exactly 0 reason to go to college but for this nowadays

[molten bobcat]

I work well with structure sorry

[proud moth]

my friends are FTP and IKE

[rose laurel]

Yes please team answer his question.

[gray wraith]

Kind of, networking is a huge point for college

[sharp shuttle]

yep

[molten bobcat]

I like having a structure, but not so oppressive that I can't think for myself y'know

If that makes sense

[gray wraith]

And some unis give you benefits like free certs etc

But I hate how unis work here

[sharp shuttle]

i think college in general is just a waste of time

[undone fossil]

Something akin to accidentally DOSing the platform

[molten bobcat]

For you sure

[sharp shuttle]

if you aint in it for the girls or networking

[molten bobcat]

But for others it's great

[undone fossil]

Uni icky

[molten bobcat]

It's all about what the individual is able to take from it I think

Cuz after all college doesn't turn a chud into something that isn't a chud

It's just a chud that managed to get a C or higher

[undone fossil]

Unless you are networking, going to MIT/harvard/oxford/cambridge, or so doing something that requires a degree / uni resources then I don’t see a point

[proud moth]

whats with this "networking" stuff is this another one of those things US people like?

in europe this word is a meme

[undone fossil]

Tldr make friends with rich kids

[sharp shuttle]

every guy ive ever worked with who has a degree in a professional environment laments about how they wish they woulda met more girls

all of them

[undone fossil]

Then the ones who didn’t turn out like this

[gray wraith]

I mean, its probably great if you have good teachers, benefits and stuff but I really dislike how it all is structured, the shitty curriculums, old materials and writing a useless thesis that someone can wipe their bum with at most

[sharp shuttle]

too true

[proud moth]

KILL THEM ALL 2006

[sharp shuttle]

young love is one of the most beautiful things in the world

imagine missing out on it

[gray wraith]

Is it? Its not really memed on in poland

[proud moth]

but is it more beautiful than heap overflows?

i dunno man

that's tough to beat

[undone fossil]

Windows or Linux

[upbeat tangle]

I wish i had spent more focus on school rather than chasing the girls xD

[proud moth]

linux heap

[undone fossil]

Okay based

[sharp shuttle]

youd be the first i heard this from

[undone fossil]

Windows heap is disgusting

[gray wraith]

Fr

[proud moth]

listen here...i like my heap ORDERED

windows heap...weird

[molten bobcat]

I unfortunately didn't get to have the college experience

Due to COVID

[undone fossil]

L

[upbeat tangle]

I actually was going to engineering school at first, but i dropped out because i wanted rather to drink beer and hang out with chicks than study. So i did trade school instead since the maths there are so easy i dont need to do a single homework xD

[proud moth]

Ripp

[molten bobcat]

I went to campus for like a month and then everything shut down lmaoo

[sharp shuttle]

okay so you didnt graduate?

[undone fossil]

Glad I never went to uni honestly

[proud moth]

honestly though it's a bit overrated but i dunno maybe in the US it's different

[upbeat tangle]

i graduated trade school

[undone fossil]

Massive debt for nothing

[proud moth]

in my experience it was ultra overrated

[sharp shuttle]

fantstic, you arent hampering my 100% degree holder regret stat

[molten bobcat]

Trade schools are equally as valid

[proud moth]

i could have learned the same from wikipedia

i actually did study hacking from wikipedia when i started

[undone fossil]

So some guy can go “hello I am good enough to persuade a uni I can teach but not good enough to get a real job”

[upbeat tangle]

what does hampering mean

[undone fossil]

Thanks infosec uni profs

[molten bobcat]

Hindering

Like, making worse

A deficit

[proud moth]

infosec uni 🤢

[undone fossil]

Real

[proud moth]

good lord

[sharp shuttle]

it means you are not in the pool associated with my stat about degree holders wishing they went after girls instead of grades

[molten bobcat]

Infosec at colleges is.. either non existent or bad

[upbeat tangle]

ah ok ! yeah thats right i aint!

[molten bobcat]

They'll preach computer science until the cows come home though

[proud moth]

what do they teach in that? lmao i bet 20000 bucks a professor in infosec gets stuck in Hacknet machine after 15 minutes

[undone fossil]

Footage of flukeyy post uni

[sharp shuttle]

easy money from easy suckers

[molten bobcat]

I paid nada in tuition for my degree

[gray wraith]

I kind of regret graduarign economics but also not bc i still have my job as an accountant

[molten bobcat]

I'm proud of my degree to this day

[gray wraith]

At least I had to use my brain

[zealous charm]

Just do bug bounty during college so it’s free

[undone fossil]

That’s a useful degree tbh

[upbeat tangle]

@sharp shuttle the thing is, since i spent my best years doing the partying and that. i can now spend my boring years studying instead

[molten bobcat]

It showed me that yes, I am capable of so much more

[proud moth]

frosto can pull this off

[zealous charm]

That’s what I did

[undone fossil]

Id do a degree but I don’t see a point anymore

[sharp shuttle]

the trade off is clear though, your brain plasticity is fucked

romantic experiences are better

[molten bobcat]

I wouldn't put too much salt into the whole "brain plasticity" thing

[sharp shuttle]

???

[proud moth]

i dunno how i even have a gf, i think she adopted me or something

[undone fossil]

It’s unironically huge

[undone fossil]

Best way

[upbeat tangle]

i dont even know that means, but im going to assume it has something to do with learning being harder

[sharp shuttle]

cloud this is your worst take

[silver sinew]

hi

[molten bobcat]

You're misreading my take.

[zealous charm]

Just doing college alone is pretty easy, you should either graduate with OSCP/OSEP or debt free due to bug bounty

[sharp shuttle]

okay im listening

[carmine pecan]

That's what she said

[proud moth]

Ayoooo

[gray wraith]

No debt if you have free university

[undone fossil]

Going to college for OSCP 😭

[molten bobcat]

I'm saying that talking about brain plasticity to someone already over the age of 30 is a moot point and shouldn't be brought up because it could discourage the MF from doing something they enjoy

[sharp shuttle]

we enjoy cybersecurity?

[molten bobcat]

Y.. yes?

Don't we?

[undone fossil]

No how dare you

[sharp shuttle]

i enjoy the outcome of it, but i hate it

[molten bobcat]

Now I'm losing the plot lmao

[carmine pecan]

???? but at 30 there is still a lot of neuroplasticity, it just gets more dependent on the environment and behaviour, but it was always like this.

[upbeat tangle]

@molten bobcat its not going to dicourage me. i was already well aware that my brain is slow. it just means i have to try harder

[molten bobcat]

I'm glad

[carmine pecan]

Source: meditation, it will be hard to quote/reference on that for cynic westerns.

[molten bobcat]

And your brain isn't "slow" it's just "not as fast as it used to be"

[undone fossil]

Rather you’re less of a sponge now than when you were 5 lol

[upbeat tangle]

@molten bobcat thats right. the synaps kollaps is real xD

[molten bobcat]

Ye

[upbeat tangle]

[carmine pecan]

This is western bullshit, my meditation teacher at 35 can solve a rubiks cube in 10 seconds, speaks 4 languages and is learning the 5th

[molten bobcat]

Synapse Prolapse is the name of my band

[carmine pecan]

Westerns are full of bs

[sharp shuttle]

trying to teach my mom handbrake was hell

its just 5 buttons too

[undone fossil]

Solving a rubiks cube isn’t that hard though it’s just algorithms and memorisation

Very little to actually think about

[carmine pecan]

in 10 seconds?

[molten bobcat]

Yeah

It's an algorithm dude it's memory

You look at the sides and then do the thing

[undone fossil]

10 seconds just comes with practice and pattern recognition

Not saying it’s not impressive but by no means crazy difficult to acquire

[molten bobcat]

Speed comes with practice for sure

[undone fossil]

Just takes a lot of time