general

[meager kernel]

It'll smell when he comes back

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-7118186382740991644

[austere sinew]

@untold fiber expect fish when you return

[meager kernel]

Oh lord

[untold fiber]

what

you are going to somehow travel to my flat

without dying

and fill it with fish

[austere sinew]

I’m shipping sardines to your living quarters

[austere sinew]

I tripped at work today like 3 times

And smashed my foot with a chair

😭

[meager kernel]

Clumsy child

[untold fiber]

we both know it will get returned to sender and then you will have rotting fish on your doorstep

[austere sinew]

Nu uhhhh

They wont accept it

Fo sho

[meager kernel]

She will personally go and keep it at your house

[untold fiber]

uh huh

you could always send turkey

[carmine pecan]

turkey filled with sardines

[untold fiber]

i know you like turkey

[meager kernel]

Anyway
@austere sinew 45 huh
Isn't that a bit old
You should think about retirement

[austere sinew]

That works

I’ll lock pick his house

[austere sinew]

I actually

Had

[untold fiber]

gen chat wont understand this but trust me that sentence was SCATHING

[austere sinew]

A yorkshire wrap

Yesterday

[meager kernel]

What sentence?

[austere sinew]

With chicken

[meager kernel]

This one?

[austere sinew]

Nah he’s just being a twat

[austere sinew]

A giant yorkshire

Was brilliant

[meager kernel]

Twat
Such a British insult

[austere sinew]

Proudly

[untold fiber]

You are lucky I have to maintain a veil of professionalism

[austere sinew]

“Veil”

[untold fiber]

cause I have such a good response to that

[austere sinew]

Dm it

No balls

[meager kernel]

Do british people get stabbed the moment they step out of the house? 😭😭

[austere sinew]

IM TWENTY ONE ADHAKFHAK

[carmine pecan]

yes by jack

jack the riffer

[meager kernel]

You're constantly misspelling forty five

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/playing-guitar-cole-rolland-guitar-solo-performing-rocking-out-gif-26649825

[austere sinew]

Actually

[meager kernel]

Jack the riffer

[austere sinew]

Interestingly enough

[carmine pecan]

This is tapping on an active pickup

[austere sinew]

Im on the bus home

[carmine pecan]

that's no riff

[meager kernel]

Ah

[carmine pecan]

Also looks like just a simple scale run

Jack the today is UndeadWolo Birthday

[meager kernel]

I haven't learned guitar that much
Mostly piano

[austere sinew]

And in order to not get stabbed by a crackhead calling me the n word I smiled along and agreed that south asians are the cause of money laundering in the uk and that young blacks are committing crime but “I’m different because I’m mixed race”

[carmine pecan]

what

crackhead in london?

no possible

[plain talon]

Good evening, I am new to the platform and am encountering a problem that I have not been able to resolve. I did the tutorial and decided to start a module. Now I need to launch an instance to do an exercise in this module, but since I'm not paying, I can't launch two instances at the same time. That's fine. But I don't understand how to shut down the first instance from the tutorial. A kind soul

[carmine pecan]

the queen wouldn't allow that

[austere sinew]

@untold fiber @meager kernel chaos just follows me

[carmine pecan]

I know how to solve this

but it's long

[harsh horizon]

@carmine pecan can you please give me one minute of your time in private

[carmine pecan]

and the side effects are tremendous

[untold fiber]

you are just salty gen chat knows its your birthday

[meager kernel]

He's like me

Racist /jk

[austere sinew]

He also hit on me

[sharp shuttle]

happy birthday

[austere sinew]

As well

[meager kernel]

I'm not racist

[austere sinew]

Which was wild

[meager kernel]

Maybe

[carmine pecan]

With what weapon?

[meager kernel]

Partially

[austere sinew]

Attempting to grab my phone number

And made kissy noises

At me

[carmine pecan]

menace

[carmine pecan]

lmao

[austere sinew]

I recoiled internally

[sharp shuttle]

Happy Birthday

[austere sinew]

BRATH

[carmine pecan]

You should've stabbed him instead

[untold fiber]

happy birthday

[meager kernel]

Oh damn

[carmine pecan]

happy birthday @austere sinew !

[meager kernel]

Weird ass people

[austere sinew]

I JUST WANNA GO ONE DAY WITHOUT BEING HIT ON

[meager kernel]

Welcome to being a woman

[carmine pecan]

Same here bor

It's hard

[sharp shuttle]

Stop being an attractive individual?

[austere sinew]

Im gonna start walking around in a niqab

Except I wouldnt be left alone either

[meager kernel]

With the current state of England, you might have to in a few years

[carmine pecan]

Walk around with a pride flag tshirt

so only lesbians will hit on you

Altough lesbians hit on other woman just as badly as cis man do so

[plain talon]

Good evening, I am new to the platform and am encountering a problem that I have not been able to resolve. I did the tutorial and decided to start a module. Now I need to launch an instance to do an exercise in this module, but since I'm not paying, I can't launch two instances at the same time. That's fine. But I don't understand how to shut down the first instance from the tutorial. A kind soul

[sharp shuttle]

Grab a bowl, place on head, cut around brim
wear burlap sac
join monastery
rock that tonsure for god
these creeps are for the cobblestone streets

[austere sinew]

I had a lesbian beg to kiss me one time and she wouldnt take no for an answer

Women are much worse than men tbh

[carmine pecan]

is she dead now?

[meager kernel]

There's a terminate option below the instance

[carmine pecan]

true

hey we don't terminate lesbians on gen chat ok

[sharp shuttle]

tell me about it, i cant go clubbing without creepy advancements on par with what you probably experience

[carmine pecan]

this is uncool

[meager kernel]

I wish I would also get hit on someday 😂

[carmine pecan]

The easiest way is 💰

[sharp shuttle]

whats up good lookin, come around here often?

[carmine pecan]

The second easiest way is 🥳

[meager kernel]

The fuck 😂

I meant the linux instance btw

[meager kernel]

Hmmm idk

[austere sinew]

No clue I just walked away

[meager kernel]

I've seen some woman who like money
Some who like other things

[carmine pecan]

other things you say

[meager kernel]

And I also don't go clubbing

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-weird-creep-creepy-creeped-gif-18576568

[meager kernel]

Like other qualities

[carmine pecan]

Like long hair in man?

[meager kernel]

Idk

[carmine pecan]

and triceps muscles but not biceps

ah ok

[sharp shuttle]

i have long hair

im man

what its 2ya

[meager kernel]

whats up good lookin, come around here often?

[carmine pecan]

whats up good lookin, come around here often?

[sharp shuttle]

😚

[sharp shuttle]

👉 👈

[austere sinew]

Fuck took the wrong bus stop

[carmine pecan]

❤️

[austere sinew]

Now I have to walk more

[meager kernel]

Great

[carmine pecan]

Happy Birthday @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

FUCK OFF

[meager kernel]

Clumsy and unattentive

[austere sinew]

[sharp shuttle]

be safe, hopefully no more creepy men say happy birthday to ya

also happy birthday

[meager kernel]

Happy Birthday

[austere sinew]

PH COME ON

[meager kernel]

@austere sinew

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-flip-nautkirby-gif-18417312065139500912

[untold fiber]

happy birthday!

[austere sinew]

[plain talon]

I only have the IP/port and a timer below. There's no way to stop it. I can reset it, but that wouldn't do any good.

[meager kernel]

Just order a cab for home

[untold fiber]

It's the official stance of HTB that it is wolos birthday

[sharp shuttle]

canonically

[austere sinew]

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR TWO DAYS NO

[untold fiber]

||no its not but it still is her birthday||

[austere sinew]

NOW

HOW

[meager kernel]

It doesn't show a terminate option?

[carmine pecan]

welp, it's time for me to do some penetration testing. See y'all tomorrow.

[austere sinew]

Sybau

[austere sinew]

Baiii

[meager kernel]

It's 2026 almost
Why you're still saying sybau

[austere sinew]

Not yet it aint

[sharp shuttle]

Capricorn and Aquarius compatibility is a classic Earth meets Air dynamic, often challenging due to Capricorn's practicality and Aquarius's unconventional freedom, but potentially powerful if they learn from each other—Capricorn brings grounding for Aquarius's big ideas, while Aquarius pushes Capricorn past rigid traditions, making them a stubborn, hard-working duo capable of balancing structure with innovation, though emotional connection requires effort.

[meager kernel]

Sybau 🗣️🗣️

Anyway

[sharp shuttle]

what is sybau

[meager kernel]

Wolo is 45 CHAT!!

[carmine pecan]

don't

[austere sinew]

AM I A CHILD OR 45

[untold fiber]

is true

[austere sinew]

CHOOSE ALREADY

[carmine pecan]

it's a thing for fortnite-kids

[meager kernel]

"shut yo bich ass up"

[untold fiber]

both

[meager kernel]

Both

[austere sinew]

Schrodinger ahh age

[sharp shuttle]

ohhhh thats a very stupid insult acronym

[meager kernel]

Ikr

[untold fiber]

the mind of a 12 year old stuck in the body of a 45 year old man

[carmine pecan]

You are still young (if you believe) UndeadWolo

[austere sinew]

I hate you

[carmine pecan]

Wolo is a man?

[austere sinew]

NO

[meager kernel]

45 year old MAN!! LMFAOO

[austere sinew]

i am a woman

[untold fiber]

i know

[carmine pecan]

Thought she was she

[austere sinew]

WOE?? I love being a woman ty

[sharp shuttle]

happy birthday

[austere sinew]

Gross ahh males

[meager kernel]

Happy Birthday

[austere sinew]

Dont even have dresses and shit

Or makeup

Just default humans

[sharp shuttle]

undeadtomboy

[meager kernel]

Excuse me??

[carmine pecan]

hey no flexing please

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-wtf-gif-13553224303391948576

[plain talon]

No, I can't send a screenshot, but I have this information:

Target(s): 82.145.234.123:12345
Life Left: 70 minute(s)

and HTB considers this to be an instance and won't let me terminate it, even though I no longer need it.

[meager kernel]

I'm already beautiful

[austere sinew]

Wait guys

[meager kernel]

It'll terminate on it's own

[austere sinew]

I cant read the map

Idk how to get home

From here

[meager kernel]

Become smarter

[sharp shuttle]

post the map

we can help

[carmine pecan]

hahahaha maybe it's the lack of makeup think about this

[terse dirge]

ask chatgpt to read it for you

[carmine pecan]

have you tried turning the router on and off?

[sharp shuttle]

i also need directions to the surprise party

[austere sinew]

OMG A BLACK KITTY

[meager kernel]

OH YES
FOR WOLO'S BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOLO

[sharp shuttle]

right

[austere sinew]

NO

[sharp shuttle]

hapy birthday champ

[austere sinew]

OH COME ON

[terse dirge]

I forgot how much fun geometry dash was

[untold fiber]

happy birthday!

[meager kernel]

Wish Wolo happy birthday

[austere sinew]

Ykw when it is my birthday I expect an official callout from htb just for this @untold fiber

[plain talon]

Really bad performance

[harsh horizon]

my construction company just smashed it and won a big public tender today worth around 600k€
now looking for someone who really know their stuff in heavy/aggressive web security testing.
I can see you guys chatting around and when you see my message you automatically assume I'm bot...
sorry for killing your vibe.
Love you all ❤️

[untold fiber]

you'll get a birthday ban

[meager kernel]

@untold fiber help this guy
You're staff

[austere sinew]

That also works

[meager kernel]

Yes you're bot

Bye

[austere sinew]

I’ll be free

[untold fiber]

im on holiday

[austere sinew]

⛓️

[sharp shuttle]

wait are you not a capricorn?

[austere sinew]

Too bad

Help the man out

[austere sinew]

Im not

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-useless-piccolo-mountain-aura-farming-gif-7538341317294433370

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-tuco-scream-mexican-angry-gif-5645373290661721744

[meager kernel]

Jk

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/raygun-olympics-australia-2024-banana-gif-7644787007188637571

[untold fiber]

quiet wolo

[sharp shuttle]

oh....

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[harsh horizon]

no, im not a bot. Just listen, in private aaaaaa

[austere sinew]

Nou

[austere sinew]

LMAO WHAT

[meager kernel]

Quiet child!

[austere sinew]

WHAT

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-fill-his-stocking-with-coal-mods-christmas-lowtiergod-ltg-gif-12645377823045477295

[sharp shuttle]

thought we was star children

[austere sinew]

id say my birthday but ryan is trying to osint me rn the weirdo

[sharp shuttle]

but i guess not

[austere sinew]

And I dont wanna give him any hints

[terse dirge]

it's october 32nd

[old spade]

Happy birthday @austere sinew 🙏🏻 🔥 🎉

[sharp shuttle]

♒ <- this is me

[austere sinew]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[harsh horizon]

ffs, i have a great idea and nobody wants to listen to me

[austere sinew]

OH COME ON

😭 😭 😭

[sharp shuttle]

whats your idea

[carmine pecan]

she's so happy

[austere sinew]

NO

[carmine pecan]

she can't take it, how much affection we show

we care about her birthday this is new for her

[untold fiber]

@ornate ibex can i summon you

[meager kernel]

You're disturbing him on vacation

How bad

[austere sinew]

On the day of my actual birthday I will invite you all and then it will be an indiana jones style wall that closes in and crushes yall

[meager kernel]

😔

[sharp shuttle]

my favorite women are cancers

[austere sinew]

Literally so selfish of you ryan

[untold fiber]

this is your actual birthday

[meager kernel]

That sounded wrong

[austere sinew]

Tell that to my birth certificate

[untold fiber]

i will

[sharp shuttle]

[austere sinew]

I was laughing at that for a bit

[harsh horizon]

can you add me?

[sharp shuttle]

no

i now think your idea is a scam

[harsh horizon]

fuck no, do you need proof?

[meager kernel]

What date and month were you born on?

[sharp shuttle]

why dont you just tell us

[meager kernel]

@sharp shuttle he did

[terse dirge]

because he's looking for the most l33t haxxor

[harsh horizon]

why the fk would I share my company information public

[sharp shuttle]

ill tell you my good idea as collateral

[sharp shuttle]

install these at the beginning of all on-ramps to the freeway

[harsh horizon]

im just looking for guidance

[sharp shuttle]

do you like my idea

[harsh horizon]

I like it

[sharp shuttle]

thank you

[rapid badger]

"guidance" sounds like free work

[austere sinew]

I’d say but these fuckers will osint (fuckers being ryan)

[carmine pecan]

cool

[meager kernel]

He won't
Trust

[austere sinew]

WE HAVE BEEN ON CALL AND HE TRIED TO FIND ME

[harsh horizon]

yes, guidance is free. If doable there is posibility

[sharp shuttle]

we all know who you are. jennifer.

happy birthday.

[austere sinew]

It would have been so cool if you got that right

[sharp shuttle]

damn

i only had a 1/9000000 chance

[split patio]

Merry Christmas all

[meager kernel]

Then tell me 😂

I won't tell him

Trust

[meager kernel]

Likewise to you

[sharp shuttle]

i imagine you have a cool person name like. yennifer?

[austere sinew]

Check dms

[harsh horizon]

Does anyone have time for me 😢

[sharp shuttle]

you should really just tell your idea here

[austere sinew]

It’s basic af

[terse dirge]

hire a consultant or some shit

[sharp shuttle]

sarah

[austere sinew]

Not that basic

[sharp shuttle]

olivia

[meager kernel]

Lana

[austere sinew]

That isnt a basic name!!

[harsh horizon]

okay guys, want to hear my idea

[sharp shuttle]

katie

[austere sinew]

Im only half white

I feel like you need to be fully white for katie

[sharp shuttle]

white and egyptian right?

[austere sinew]

Yuh

[carmine pecan]

white and tombot

[meager kernel]

Aisha

Idk

[carmine pecan]

who's that?

[austere sinew]

Why tf would I be aisha

[sharp shuttle]

Elaylaza

[meager kernel]

Was thinking of an Egyptian name

[carmine pecan]

Koanbe?

[austere sinew]

WHO DO YOU KNOW CALLED THAT

[austere sinew]

HOW IS THAT EGYPTIAN

[meager kernel]

Kobe Bryant? @austere sinew

[sharp shuttle]

idk i just merged common names from each culture

[austere sinew]

Yes

[harsh horizon]

wait a minute, I will ask you all here...

[austere sinew]

That me

[carmine pecan]

it isn't but you just doxxed yourself

[austere sinew]

The irony is my name is common in both my cultures

[austere sinew]

How

[carmine pecan]

Albert Einsten?

[meager kernel]

It's Kobe Bryant

[austere sinew]

Everyone knows I’m half english half egyptian

[sharp shuttle]

im getting starts with an L vibes

[carmine pecan]

I did not

[static burrow]

oh hey thats me

[austere sinew]

No that’s me

[rapid badger]

Mohammed Johnson ?

[sharp shuttle]

Janna?

[carmine pecan]

Mohammed is NLTE not Wolo

[frozen zinc]

Maria

[carmine pecan]

That's my favorite name for a woman (Buddhist joke)

[austere sinew]

All of these names and mine never came up

[carmine pecan]

ok chat

let's steer the conversation to another direction

[sharp shuttle]

Maria

[meager kernel]

All the muslims ik are named Mohammad

[carmine pecan]

What's the most beautiful name a woman can have, I will start

• Marilia

[sharp shuttle]

Mona

[carmine pecan]

What are yours guys picks?

[meager kernel]

Kobe Bryant

[carmine pecan]

Lisa?

[austere sinew]

Sigh

[meager kernel]

Christiano Ronaldo

[carmine pecan]

Mona means Miss in Italian

[sharp shuttle]

wolo what do you think my first name is

[carmine pecan]

So her name was just Lisa

Miss Lisa

[austere sinew]

Brathadair

[sharp shuttle]

my real first name

[austere sinew]

Brath

A dair

[carmine pecan]

jokes on you, his name is Robert

[sharp shuttle]

shit

how did she know

[austere sinew]

.

[carmine pecan]

we so cooked

[austere sinew]

PETALS

[carmine pecan]

PETALS

[meager kernel]

@sharp shuttle can you give me a remote job

Pls

@austere sinew what's my name

[sharp shuttle]

i might be out of work after todays announcement

[meager kernel]

Guess

[austere sinew]

22

[terse dirge]

it's been over a minute

[meager kernel]

What announcement?

[meager kernel]

[carmine pecan]

Guys, I will send 1 Million dollars (in BTC) for anyone who guess my name right

[meager kernel]

Not a name

[sharp shuttle]

usa is on track to ban drones

[austere sinew]

22kratos

[meager kernel]

😭

[terse dirge]

is it Mr. Petals?

[meager kernel]

No

[austere sinew]

Kratos

[rapid badger]

@carmine pecan Theodosius

[carmine pecan]

It isn't

[meager kernel]

I wish it was
But I'm not greek

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[sharp shuttle]

is your name??... Wolodair?

[austere sinew]

22

[sharp shuttle]

21

[austere sinew]

Mayhaps…..

[meager kernel]

😭

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-9-plus-10-meme-9-plus-10-21-gif-7165493765559269828

*twennniewhun

[austere sinew]

Tweniewhun

[carmine pecan]

UndeadWolo real name is not Martha?

[sharp shuttle]

Martha SPeaks

[meager kernel]

Happy Birthday @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

OH COME ON

[carmine pecan]

she's mad bois

[harsh horizon]

anyone here got experience penetrating public tender platforms (the ones where companies upload their bids with cost breakdowns)?
looking for ways to peek at other bidders' uploaded docs before the tender officially closes, mainly to see who's got the lowest offer.

[austere sinew]

Do I seem like a fucking martha

[carmine pecan]

yes

[sharp shuttle]

Tia

[carmine pecan]

an angry one

[austere sinew]

.

[austere sinew]

Also no

YALL are GETTING THE WILDEST NAMES

[sharp shuttle]

well on your birthday you can tell me

[austere sinew]

[meager kernel]

You should upload this on hackerone.com
That website is made for this purpose

[austere sinew]

That works

[sharp shuttle]

also happy birthday

cause thats today

whats yo name gurl

[austere sinew]

STOP

[rapid badger]

He just wants to break the law

[meager kernel]

Yes

[carmine pecan]

I can play this

[meager kernel]

I know

[harsh horizon]

yea I do...

[carmine pecan]

💀

[austere sinew]

Wolo

Im about to legally change my name to wolo now just as a power move

[sharp shuttle]

I like that name

[carmine pecan]

I did this

with Petals

[meager kernel]

I wish my name was more british

And I was born british

And raised in britain

[carmine pecan]

Kratos sounds pretty british to mew

[austere sinew]

No you don’t it’s a curse

[meager kernel]

My irl name

[terse dirge]

I can probably count on both hands the number of people in here that know my irl name 😄

[carmine pecan]

Your irl name is not kratos?

[austere sinew]

Fr love wolo I cooked making it

[carmine pecan]

What is this place of lies and deceptions!

[meager kernel]

Wish it was

[sharp shuttle]

i can see it on a government document without thinking twice

[austere sinew]

Maybe I should name my firstborn child wolo…

[rapid badger]

This is an educational platform, not criminals for hire

[austere sinew]

Power move

[carmine pecan]

Will he/she be undead?

[austere sinew]

Mayhaps

[harsh horizon]

my bad then, wrong audience

[carmine pecan]

okno

[sharp shuttle]

im only having daughters (manifesting) and their names are already picked out.

[meager kernel]

You sure you're ever getting married?

[carmine pecan]

Marilia and Koanbe?

[terse dirge]

<@&861185840277487616> bro admitted he wants to commit crimes

[austere sinew]

WDYM EVER GETTING MARRIED

I GET HIT ON ALL THE TIME

[sharp shuttle]

how the fuck did you know

[meager kernel]

Fair point

But would you find a good man

That's the question

[carmine pecan]

That's the name of my daughters instead

[austere sinew]

Well played

[carmine pecan]

go find other names

[harsh horizon]

snitches get stitches

[carmine pecan]

<@&861185840277487616>

[austere sinew]

Boy shut up

[carmine pecan]

Finally I can ping this rule

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-jawline-rizz-rizz-face-sigma-gif-6353901556076043532

hey gurl

[meager kernel]

I'm about to stitch your ass up

[austere sinew]

NO

[carmine pecan]

lol

[austere sinew]

Fr this idiot thinks he can mess with our beloved ceald

[carmine pecan]

even I get weirded out with this snowman face

[sharp shuttle]

that guy is hot af

[meager kernel]

@terse dirge you haven't wished Wolo happy birthday

[late sleet]

Quit playing bf6🥀🥀

[austere sinew]

NO

CRALD

[terse dirge]

Happy birthday

[carmine pecan]

indeed

[sharp shuttle]

id wear a wig for him any day

[austere sinew]

WHY DID YOU JOIN THEM

[tough oyster]

hmmmm

[carmine pecan]

same

[austere sinew]

Ooh new mod??

[meager kernel]

@tough oyster it's Wolo's bday

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-charizard-dragonite-dancing-dance-gif-22209764

[meager kernel]

You should wish her

[sharp shuttle]

rem is the newest mod yes

[carmine pecan]

same mod new picture

[tough oyster]

busted

[austere sinew]

*STOP THIS AT ONCE

[carmine pecan]

ban me immediatly, punish me severely senpai

[meager kernel]

Vencord
On a mod?
Banned!!

[carmine pecan]

please punish me I've been such a bad boy

[meager kernel]

YOU CANNOT COMMAND ME CHILD

[sharp shuttle]

you guys are all bricked up rn

[tough oyster]

lol

[carmine pecan]

k

[austere sinew]

Maybe this is my sign to take a melatonin and hit the hay…

[sharp shuttle]

get home safely first

[meager kernel]

Enjoy your bday

[austere sinew]

Ya Im home now

[austere sinew]

STOP

[carmine pecan]

Yeah Wolo enjoy your bday eh

[sharp shuttle]

okay great

[austere sinew]

NO MORE

[carmine pecan]

Why melatonin on bday?

[sharp shuttle]

wolo..

[austere sinew]

BOY

[carmine pecan]

When I was your age I used to take something else on my bday

not melatonin

[austere sinew]

What

[meager kernel]

Just drink alcohol and fall asleep

Easy

[sharp shuttle]

we are in your house, for the surprise party

[austere sinew]

Im on literal heart medication

[sharp shuttle]

where... is the cake?

[meager kernel]

Oh

Nvm

[carmine pecan]

Yay! alchool will make it super effective

[austere sinew]

Ok take out the bins for me pls I hate recycling

[sharp shuttle]

its trash day for me too, gatta take the rubbish out innit

[meager kernel]

You can have my cake ❤️🥹👉👈

[austere sinew]

I hate recycling

[carmine pecan]

wrong gif wait

https://tenor.com/view/food-eating-eating-cake-gif-16107906230014596693

[meager kernel]

Pls don't flush the food down the toilet again

[split patio]

holo

[sharp shuttle]

gurl if it was YOUR bday, id take the recycling out for YOU anyday, gurl 🙂‍↔️

[carmine pecan]

what

bday or anyday you gotta pick

[sharp shuttle]

you clearly dont understand rizz

[austere sinew]

Ykw maybe it could be my birthday

[sharp shuttle]

its supposed to be confusing

[carmine pecan]

also I thought UndeadWolo was a man?

[meager kernel]

slay~~~

[austere sinew]

WHAT??

[carmine pecan]

I confused your confusion attempt and hence I win

[meager kernel]

Maybe she's a 67 year old man acting as a woman
It's discord, we may never know

[austere sinew]

I want to fall asleep in makeup this is how tired I am

[carmine pecan]

but you said you don't use makeup

[sharp shuttle]

well dang gurl why didnt you just start with that - happy birthday, wolo 😉

[carmine pecan]

caught

[austere sinew]

@untold fiber can confirm I am not a 67 year old man.. I’m a 66 year old man

[meager kernel]

It's time to retire unc

[austere sinew]

When did I say that

[carmine pecan]

66 years and 6 months and 6 days

[carmine pecan]

scroll up

[sharp shuttle]

time to ride my bike in basically freezing weather

[austere sinew]

???

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/scroll-you-must-scroll-yoda-star-wars-gif-10500226

[austere sinew]

Why…

[sharp shuttle]

im tryna get hot for 2026

[carmine pecan]

good good

[sharp shuttle]

gatta struggle you know

[meager kernel]

But you are

[carmine pecan]

You already hot

in my pov

[austere sinew]

Do pilates at home

[sharp shuttle]

i can be so much better looking

[austere sinew]

No need to do all of that

[sharp shuttle]

and next year im trying to be public

[meager kernel]

Go to a warm gym

[sharp shuttle]

cant look like a dork

[carmine pecan]

proof that she's is a woman

this sentence right there

[meager kernel]

Ikr

[austere sinew]

💀

[sharp shuttle]

im riding my bike to get groceries

[meager kernel]

Who tf does pilates

[carmine pecan]

yyp

what is pilates

[austere sinew]

It’s literally so easy why are you guys like this

[sharp shuttle]

pilates are OP

make my butt steel

[meager kernel]

Weightlifting air

[carmine pecan]

Can I eat some pilates please?

[meager kernel]

That's it

[sharp shuttle]

thats true but also so untrue..

pilates is hard man

[meager kernel]

You just curl your arm and act you're hitting your biceps

[carmine pecan]

proof he is married

[meager kernel]

You're curling oxygen

[carmine pecan]

to a goth

Only a married man would say: "pilates is hard"

[austere sinew]

Ok go do the pyramid in Pilates rn

[meager kernel]

I'm also

[austere sinew]

Go through one blogilates challenge

No balls

[carmine pecan]

No balls?

it must feel bad to have no balls ngl

[austere sinew]

Talking shit about pilates smfh

[meager kernel]

True

Having balls is so fun

Wtf am I typing

[sharp shuttle]

my wife is big on calisthenics moreso than pilates

[undone fossil]

Wolo before I go to sleep I almost forgot

[austere sinew]

Queen shit

[austere sinew]

NO

NO

[undone fossil]

Happy birthday!!

[austere sinew]

GO BACK

FUCKOFF

WHY

[sharp shuttle]

what an honor

[meager kernel]

Calisthenics is good
Pilates sucks

[carmine pecan]

Purple role

[sharp shuttle]

i do pilates because its easy to do while multitasking

[austere sinew]

Fr0j is fr0j

[meager kernel]

Stop curling air
Lift some damn weights

[carmine pecan]

😉

[austere sinew]

I cant lift weights otherwise my heart sets off

Ive been nerfed

WHO LAUGHRD

[sharp shuttle]

i bet none of you guys could hold a plank for more than 10 seconds

[carmine pecan]

jokes on you I can do human flag

[austere sinew]

You better not be including me in this

[meager kernel]

This the physique I'm tryna obtain

[sharp shuttle]

clearly im not we are on the same team

[carmine pecan]

yeah not the same team

girls on one side

[meager kernel]

I can
My best was 6 minutes

[carmine pecan]

galaxy destroyers on the other side

[sharp shuttle]

easy, just inject canola oil into your arms

[meager kernel]

Weighted

[austere sinew]

Pilates team

[sharp shuttle]

thats pretty impressive

i cant even do 6 minutes

[meager kernel]

I used to do alot of sports

And I do boxing since highschool ended

[sharp shuttle]

i did too, i did lacrosse and wrestling

and some field events for track

[carmine pecan]

I used to do sports too, heavy meditation for 10 hours a day when living in a monastery

it's a sport

[meager kernel]

I played a state level boxing match
Got till finals and injured myself 😂

[carmine pecan]

loads of sweating and stuff

yes

very active

[meager kernel]

Dislocated shoulder sucks

[sharp shuttle]

i quit wrestling after regionals, very . very.. gay

was not into that level of "competition"

[meager kernel]

Lmao

[carmine pecan]

please respect gays in this chat

gays like UndeadWolo

[meager kernel]

Whose gay in this chat rn?

[dusky jacinth]

What disk enctyption software y'all using?

[sharp shuttle]

no disrespect, just not into having clothed sex while people watch

[dusky jacinth]

valid

I can respect that

but also

[heavy oak]

You had me in that first bit lol

[carmine pecan]

lmao

[sharp shuttle]

ayo

[meager kernel]

I'm not gay but......

[dusky jacinth]

oya

[zealous charm]

[carmine pecan]

Man be like: “I am completely and mentally stable."
Then proceed to wish UndeadWolo a happy birthday

[dusky jacinth]

so like

that disk encryption

[zealous charm]

Anything but hacking in this server tbh

[meager kernel]

It's general

[dusky jacinth]

I'm actually gonna do hacking rn

[carmine pecan]

check the other channels

[sharp shuttle]

it is best for your mental health to not care

[zealous charm]

Exactly bro, enough said

[carmine pecan]

#binex-rev #hacker-lounge #cape

[meager kernel]

I haven't done hacking 1-2 weeks
I'm dying to get back

[carmine pecan]

you guys still measure time in weeks?

Capitalism got you guys bad

[zealous charm]

LARPing fr fr

You right

[carmine pecan]

Ok what is this new term "LARPing"

[meager kernel]

I installed Arch baremetal yesterday
Fun experience

[carmine pecan]

it's the second time today I read this

[sharp shuttle]

im only here to make sure homebrewer malds

[zealous charm]

Thanks I appreciate the second

[sharp shuttle]

i should get a community decontribution role

[meager kernel]

Yk what
I'm gonna daily drive Arch for a month, ONLY ARCH
If it works well for me, I'll switch to Linux and delete my windows partition

[zealous charm]

Maybe once you finally decontribute something idk

[carmine pecan]

community anihilator role

[carmine pecan]

bet

[sharp shuttle]

you are deserving of your role

[carmine pecan]

But I am also a homebrewer

[zealous charm]

Thx I live for discord roles

[carmine pecan]

of tea

[sharp shuttle]

i do think its funny when you ask "any hacking today"

[zealous charm]

Another day passes with only yapping, no hacking

[sharp shuttle]

but i miss the old pfp because it accurately went with the statement

[meager kernel]

I wish my games work

[carmine pecan]

Yappalachians mountains

[meager kernel]

I want Elden Ring and Dark souls

[sharp shuttle]

hey homebrewer i have an idea, can i get your opinion

[zealous charm]

Honestly goals to hike that range

[sharp shuttle]

what do you think about this? I think we should install these on every highway entrance:

whats your take?

[zealous charm]

What am I looking at here

[sharp shuttle]

its like a boost panel in mario cart

[carmine pecan]

Brath this would increase accidents

[zealous charm]

So you’re telling me theres no hacking today?

[sharp shuttle]

only for stupid people

[sharp shuttle]

absolutely none

[carmine pecan]

but they could hit the smart ones

well now that I think about this

[sharp shuttle]

install it, send a psa to smart people to stay home with a federal stipend

[carmine pecan]

if you drive a car it's just artificial selection from that point on

[zealous charm]

There’s a reason I heard your name across so many discords

[sharp shuttle]

we need more decivil engineering

[carmine pecan]

civil degeneering

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tobey-maguire-gif-23512007

[carmine pecan]

They "love" you

[sharp shuttle]

yeah love and hate are basically identical

[carmine pecan]

They have "strong fellings" about you

[sharp shuttle]

im just ganna keep brathing

and dairing

[carmine pecan]

tea time

bye losers

-# and also winners

[sharp shuttle]

cya cool guy

[carmine pecan]

but bye specially to the losers

[dusky jacinth]

thanks

I really appreciate that

[terse dirge]

@seadris type gif

[proper fractal]

Hack The Box, lights glow green
I chase ghosts in a shell unseen
No fame here, just scars and skill
Root feels quiet, cold, and real
Heartbeat syncs with terminal pings
I don’t win fast I learn things

User flag first, feels like air
But root’s heavier, harder to bear
Rabbit holes, fake creds, traps
Hours lost, then the map snaps back
Exploit clicks, silence breaks
Privilege climbs, the system shakes

that's all

[quick bridge]

hello

[carmine pecan]

He's back!

the legend

the man

dranimalis himself

[maiden anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-not-the-end-313-gif-23478513

[maiden anvil]

whatsamatta dawg you embarrassed?

Im jk welcome

[proper fractal]

every body from the shadow curl me

[molten bobcat]

Lul

[thick forge]

guys we need to hack santa

[carmine pecan]

on it fam

[thick forge]

we need more gifts

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-santa-claus-papa-noel-twerk-twerking-gif-7219802

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/elmowg-elmo-cat-elmeow-fire-cat-evil-cat-gif-16516012309062667418

[hybrid temple]

throw it back santa. slay queen

[lofty warren]

[carmine pecan]

1pwn

[quick bridge]

😁

[dusky jacinth]

2pwn even

[acoustic pelican]

I made a promise to god

That i will be the best cybersecurity expert

In IT world wide

[quick bridge]

btw Happy Christmas Eve guys (UTC+7)

[quick bridge]

amen

I hope u could fulfill that promise

[obtuse fern]

parrot updated to parrot7 :3 they're on deb13 (Trixie) now :D

[dusky jacinth]

Yippee!\

might actually swap my Kali VM out for that

[obtuse fern]

https://parrotsec.org/blog/2025-12-24-parrot-7.0-release-notes/

as a minor thing as well, they're working on fixing the dependencies so people can install OpenVAS

[warped plank]

Merry Christmas eve, or eve eve to those in another timezone! To celebrate, run an nmap scan against your loopback with wireshark open to that interface using the -sX(christmas scan) flag

[obtuse fern]

reminds me i need to update my docker in sources.list to be on trixie

[split patio]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutecinemaliam-absolute-cinema-liam-cinema-gif-13334657654225611559

[quick bridge]

https://distrosea.com/

[quick bridge]

I tried Linux using this

[warped plank]

Resulting packets btw

[dusky jacinth]

This actually looks pretty good

the config they have for the distro is basically my current setup

[obtuse fern]

i'm sure an update to the pwnbox is coming soon.tm

[carmine pecan]

open|filtered

[dusky jacinth]

who tf made my network christmas

[carmine pecan]

Xmas scans don't set the SYN right

I wonder if they are still effective

this was an 90s idea

just checked

early 2000s actually

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-santa-claus-papa-noel-twerk-twerking-gif-7219802

[viscid sparrow]

gpt?

lol

[obsidian harbor]

hey guys

[viscid sparrow]

i dont think girls find anything intellectual that impressive 😭

i mean if ur job comes with good pay and a good title then yea

but the title and pay comes first before the intellectual

[carmine pecan]

bor don't say that

in general you would be right though

[obsidian harbor]

I'm studying for the CRTP exam and would like to know which free labs or rooms are best for practice to improve my skills.

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/pharaoh-curse-egypt-shake-gif-14323162250629264164

[obtuse fern]

women are far more complex than you think, there are plenty of women out there that value intellectual stimulation my guy

[carmine pecan]

You telling me @viscid sparrow, that girls don't like egypt hieroglyphs too? That's bs man

[obtuse fern]

so long as you're not a condescending prick about what you know, women actually like that

[carmine pecan]

I am not a woman, but what Marcie is seeing needs to be true, otherwise I would be so cooked

Altough I guess I have the other assets too

nvm

accidental flex

My last two past lives were woman though

[alpine pumice]

There are many people who are sapiosexual, men and women, all kinds of people

[carmine pecan]

I identify as HAXsexual

[viscid sparrow]

well i mean i wouldn't be lying if i said men usually fall in love just based on appearance

[carmine pecan]

usually* maybe

[viscid sparrow]

but men are complex

i guess

[alpine pumice]

strong disagree

[carmine pecan]

I didn't like my current girlfriend appearance back when we started dating

[dusky jacinth]

Men are compex in a completely different way than women

[warped plank]

Mate if a girl so much as looks at me without disgust I'm planning our future

[obtuse fern]

looks only go so far my guy

[dusky jacinth]

there's so much that's different about us from a biological perspective

[obtuse fern]

eh

[dusky jacinth]

but also from just a life perspective

as an individual that is

we all have different needs and need to be loved in different ways

[carmine pecan]

Like if a girl can't solve the Rubiks cube while blindfolded and yapping about aerodynamics equations why would I even like... talk to her?

[dusky jacinth]

^^^^^^^^^^

How do I reference a message with aggression

[warped plank]

Absolute deal breaker bro, she can't do that, she a red flag
-#
-# for political accuracy reasons this is labelled as a joke, please don't take seriously.

[carmine pecan]

total

[viscid sparrow]

okay nvm whatever lol

pretend i said nothing

[dusky jacinth]

If you haven't solved every leetcode problem I don't want you

okay goofball will do

[obtuse fern]

like if your thing is just looks, that's you. I prefer to be able to have a meaningful conversation and a relationship outside just physical

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/boykis-rubik's-cube-boykisser-boy-kisser-gif-808464922112520953

[dusky jacinth]

NONONONONO

[viscid sparrow]

idk if it's hard to like explain my idea

but i mean like

meaningful conversation != intelligence imo

like at a certain point intelligence begins to blur at the point u start not understanding it

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-flip-nautkirby-gif-18417312065139500912

[viscid sparrow]

so i guess if u found a girlfriend that's around the same/higher it would be fine

but u just blur stuff as "math" or "astrophysics" instead of properly trying to decipher the meaning

[obtuse fern]

intellegence is a made up concept and the idea of intellect and iq was made up and forced by Eugenecists

[viscid sparrow]

it's easy to speculate and have meaningful conversations about the future of AI or the economy

but it's hard to like

[obtuse fern]

it's why I tend to try and disengage with people who put any stock or value in IQ

[placid torrent]

There are many non-human Intelligent species on planet earth alone

[viscid sparrow]

idk how to explain my idea but like really get into the grit of what it means to do partial derivatives

[obtuse fern]

my meaning of meaningful conversations was more abstract; i was more speaking of in a relationship, the conversations don't solely revolve around the physical

[sharp shuttle]

name 1

[obtuse fern]

octopi

https://tenor.com/view/the-bar-is-super-low-nicola-foti-soundlyawake-the-bar-is-set-super-low-they-set-the-quality-low-gif-25259454

oh brath

[viscid sparrow]

octopus are weird they're nonsocial and die very quickly yet they're still smart lol

[carmine pecan]

all concepts are made up

[viscid sparrow]

they're also even more of a slave to their hormones than ants it feels like

[obtuse fern]

speaking of octopodes, did you hear about the story of the octopus that broke out of its tank just to throw a fish at its handler

[sharp shuttle]

highest iq range in animals is ~90

[carmine pecan]

Except my dog

[viscid sparrow]

no way 90 LMAO

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, 90

[carmine pecan]

he has 120 + 10i

yes it's a complex number get over it

[alpine pumice]

dolphins

[viscid sparrow]

no animal can like

understand language

[carmine pecan]

you can

supposedly

[viscid sparrow]

besides one word or two words

[alpine pumice]

even dogs can

[carmine pecan]

we animals bor

[sharp shuttle]

69 is the military definition of r word, and the absolute majority of animals fall into that

[carmine pecan]

and we may be coming to extinction soon

[sharp shuttle]

and i dont think someone with 90 iq is intelligent btw

[viscid sparrow]

that's just smth like either classical or operant conditioning

[sharp shuttle]

baseline intelligence by all measures is 110

[obtuse fern]

you can argue that any learned language is conditioning

[viscid sparrow]

someone with 90 iq definitely can understand language and calculus at the very least

[sharp shuttle]

lol what

[carmine pecan]

wtf

[alpine pumice]

lol

[sharp shuttle]

calculus is at least 120 iq man

[dusky jacinth]

i mean good luck

closer to 130

[viscid sparrow]

sometimes we talk tho even if it doesn't give us much benefit

[obtuse fern]

your brain is conditioned to respond to specific sounds that elicit a certain response

[dusky jacinth]

where my 150 gang at ✋

[alpine pumice]

wessed is trolling you all hard

[sharp shuttle]

hes doing a great job

[viscid sparrow]

bro calculus is not that deep

😭

okay

tbh the limit definition

[dusky jacinth]

you need at least 140 for algebra 2

[viscid sparrow]

is sped

[carmine pecan]

Indeed

[sharp shuttle]

whats the slope intercept formula you have 8 seconds

[viscid sparrow]

i can't type it that face

[carmine pecan]

wessed did the peak ragebait here

[alpine pumice]

i personally have 250 iq

[viscid sparrow]

delta y over delta x

[sharp shuttle]

oof you are 90 iq shameful

[dusky jacinth]

dx/dy

I think the format is $ dx/dy

[carmine pecan]

it is not a proper understanding to see derivatives as fractions

[dusky jacinth]

oh nope that didn't work

[carmine pecan]

Also I just found old pictures on an old camera of my dog doing calculus

[sharp shuttle]

what the hell are you guys talking about

[dusky jacinth]

congrats

the NSA wants to talk

[sharp shuttle]

its y=mx+b

[carmine pecan]

Woman and intellect

[viscid sparrow]

we can move on from the woman part 💀

[carmine pecan]

true

[sharp shuttle]

not troll enough to incite?

watch and learn

women are smarter than men

[carmine pecan]

true

no doubt

[sharp shuttle]

its just fact

[carmine pecan]

-# my girlfriend is not reading the screen right now

she is not besides me

she is simply n

[dusky jacinth]

uh oh

[sharp shuttle]

you think you are good at cybersecurity?

pfft

whats the rubber hose attack you have 8 seconds

[viscid sparrow]

statistically speaking women score higher on verbal usually (so taken as an average/sample of the whole population)

[carmine pecan]

because of more practice

[sharp shuttle]

wrong its when you beat them up for the password

[carmine pecan]

ah

[obtuse fern]

i thought it was when you drew really lanky arms in animation /s

[carmine pecan]

No LaTeX bot on this discord?

that's so desab

[sharp shuttle]

thats a scribblenaut attack

[carmine pecan]

Marcie fix this now

[civic lance]

Yoooo

[carmine pecan]

Yoooo

[obtuse fern]

not my problem

[civic lance]

Have u guys heard about Anna’s archive scrapping Spotify entire songs😭

[carmine pecan]

Is this an official statement from HTB?

[carmine pecan]

yes

[civic lance]

That’s crazy

[cerulean bloom]

[obtuse fern]

brother, i don't have the ability to add bots to the discord

[carmine pecan]

I love Anna's archive it's great

[carmine pecan]

yet

[civic lance]

Like how come nobody taken them down yet😭

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, so why are you still subsrcibed

[obtuse fern]

i'd need to start getting paid

[civic lance]

I share a blend with my cousin

[sharp shuttle]

cope

[carmine pecan]

Your future is dictatorship marcie

interpret this as you will

[sharp shuttle]

its already a dictatorship

[carmine pecan]

it may means 2 things

[obtuse fern]

I still require payment

[sharp shuttle]

dick taters

[obtuse fern]

well

[carmine pecan]

what's a tater

[sharp shuttle]

potato

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/potatoes-gif-18364984

[carmine pecan]

oh

this makes sense actually

potatoes and dictators

[sharp shuttle]

i heard you guys dont have potatoes in brazil

[carmine pecan]

I ate potatoes today

[sharp shuttle]

hmm

im skeptical

[carmine pecan]

Ok

[sharp shuttle]

my understanding is everybody eats bananas for every meal

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-chill-monkey-funny-monkey-monkey-relax-monkey-gangster-gif-7880154508083827354

[dusky jacinth]

like the gangster I am

[dusky jacinth]

wild

[carmine pecan]

where the C shaped humans at

[sharp shuttle]

c shaped??

[timid nacelle]

test

[carmine pecan]

bad posture from being in front of monitors all day

[carmine pecan]

THM tag?

bor

[dusky jacinth]

Someone throw a pick of me in that group

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-shrimp-check-posture-gif-5966522503887123243

[sharp shuttle]

look a brazillian

[timid nacelle]

okay i will use HTB