general

[sharp shuttle]

they have a phone app

[west venture]

You can make your face look older using FaceApp

[carmine pecan]

This was the main leading cause of the beard wars of 2030

[undone fossil]

bans on this level are kinda like trying to solve the DLP problem

[eternal mango]

Goes to make a food order.. starts typing Coke... gets autocorrected to "wine wine"

[molten bobcat]

Wine wine indeed

[eternal mango]

How does that even make any sense

[sharp shuttle]

get marketed g0b

[carmine pecan]

AI

[molten bobcat]

I love totally useless search fields so much

[undone fossil]

mmmyes my internet is very stable rn

[dusky jacinth]

hmmmm

[sharp shuttle]

nice TTL

[upbeat tangle]

Even better idea guys, just use two phones ask AI to generate a 18 year old persons face picture and take the photo with the other phone

[molten bobcat]

You were 5 miles from the server and now you're on the moon trying to talk to it lmao

Impossible travel detected

[carmine pecan]

Astronaut

Instantaneous Astronaut actually

[undone fossil]

nice try bluey but i never travel

[molten bobcat]

[hardy frigate]

Hey guys

is Chat GPT down

[west venture]

Ohh so the adults have to allow it? Lmao that's literally not even a ban lol

[molten bobcat]

Account compromise confirmed by client

[carmine pecan]

Yes and it will never wake up again

[sharp shuttle]

what!NOIOOOOO WHAT WILL I DOOO NOOOO

[carmine pecan]

it was just a dream

[alpine pumice]

No

[eternal mango]

.....

[molten bobcat]

Lmao

[eternal mango]

I asked ARE YOU DOWN

[molten bobcat]

DOWN FOR WHAT?

[sharp shuttle]

phew i almost had a panic attack

[eternal mango]

..or is that.. GPT is down to clown

[carmine pecan]

Down for business

[molten bobcat]

It is indeed down to clown

[eternal mango]

lol

[undone fossil]

https://fixupx.com/zanelittlemusic/status/1991634458693497128

Zane Little (@zanelittlemusic)

durrrr chatgpt

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[upbeat tangle]

@west venture im not sure about how the system actually works because i dont really care. i have evaded these kinds of systems already for 25 years

[molten bobcat]

"are you down" can also mean "are you ready?"

Lmao

[hardy frigate]

My GPT is complete down

[molten bobcat]

Good

[alpine pumice]

press ctrl + shift + r

[molten bobcat]

Abandon your crutches and stand tall on legs you know

[sharp shuttle]

this is fucking crazy thank you

[west venture]

Screw internet restrictions of all sorts

[undone fossil]

no problem

[upbeat tangle]

@west venture we in here, we all know its not about protect the children

[eternal mango]

Funny.. that GPT tab..

[west venture]

Yeah

[upbeat tangle]

but normies out there they dont

[eternal mango]

It just can't decide

[carmine pecan]

Well... not all of then, there's one restriction I would willingly accept

[minor heart]

brb

[eternal mango]

Keep it PG13

🙈

[dusky jacinth]

She's not gonna brb

[molten bobcat]

This was actually incredible holy god

[west venture]

Even that, if someone wants to watch, no one else has the right to restrict it

[molten bobcat]

ARE WE COOOKKED CHATT

[sharp shuttle]

the POS tablets at best buy have AI now, so the employees can put it in your face and you can ask your question, the employee not need apply anymore

[dusky jacinth]

I'm still processing that view froj

[hardy frigate]

Bro what did i just watch

[carmine pecan]

Only for a certain age group I mean

[hardy frigate]

I need chat gpt to convert an image into text

So i sthat so bad ?

[eternal mango]

Where to?

[undone fossil]

OCR?

[carmine pecan]

Vro... just use a proper OCR software

[west venture]

Yeah

[undone fossil]

Dont need gpt for that

[dusky jacinth]

I need chatGPT to tell me how to feel

[undone fossil]

Windows powertoys -> WIN+Shift+T

[sharp shuttle]

i know i use claude

[carmine pecan]

GPT will underperform compared to an OCR

[molten bobcat]

Chatgpt how do I make more power
"Unplug something"

[undone fossil]

good

[upbeat tangle]

Did someone say WINDOWS in the chat

[undone fossil]

yes

[carmine pecan]

Brathadair 14:38
i know i use claude

see, it's faster than GPT

done with an OCR

[vivid flower]

Absolute kinography

[eternal mango]

Training Tesseract for non-standard fonts is easy too

[undone fossil]

interesting side tangent, have you seen how anthropic are trying to solve the problem of jailbreaks for claude code (e.g. preventing command injection)

[hardy frigate]

It says screen too small to extract text

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bitter-watchmen-dr-manhattan-gif-17376493

[upbeat tangle]

@undone fossil i abandoned windows after using it for over 20 years, couple months ago

[undone fossil]

W choice for personal use honestly

I've been tempted to swap but dont have a compelling argument other than "winblows 11 sucks ass"

maybe once im forced off of Win10 LTSC

[eternal mango]

lol

Agreed, haven't had a cause to move away yet

[vivid flower]

Bazzite to the rescue

[carmine pecan]

Winblows 12

[upbeat tangle]

@undone fossil Go install windows 11 and you will find plenty of reasons

[molten bobcat]

I think I've found.. a docker container on someone desktop that itself has a PHP webshell on it

What..?

[obtuse fern]

wut

[eternal mango]

Plenty of projects out there to cut out the yuck from W11

[undone fossil]

I've used it a ton, its just win10+react+AI

[molten bobcat]

Is this thing hosting a web server of some sort lol

[undone fossil]

and a few more security improvements which is nice but still

[eternal mango]

👀

[undone fossil]

inb4 ctf challenge

[molten bobcat]

It's a laptop, someone's laptop has a publicly exposed docker container??

The hell lmao

[vivid flower]

I don't trust microsoft to do anything right

[sharp shuttle]

my dream is to become rich from this industry (pipedream), start a shell company where I hire every HR lady and then fire them with AI, blackball them from ever getting a job again using AI gangstalking, and then funnel them into a MLM selling brathaware, which is my version of tupperware but it has memes on the lids

[west venture]

I hope people are quick to create malware for windows 10 so people are forced to switch to Linux asap.

[eternal mango]

Public.. that's gotta take effort lol

What I mean is

[alpine pumice]

servers are expensive these days

[molten bobcat]

That's what I'm saying

[eternal mango]

You gotta WANT it to be public, not just run it

Yeah

Weird

[molten bobcat]

Exactly someone port forwarded this shit

[alpine pumice]

port forwarding is not that hard guys

[upbeat tangle]

@sharp shuttle you can abuse me as staff in that company, hire me just to fire me

[eternal mango]

Course not

[vivid flower]

I would sooner trust someone who made the software because they care about it

[molten bobcat]

We're not saying it's hard.. we're saying it's not enabled by default lmao

[sharp shuttle]

my corporate concubine's, yes

[vivid flower]

Which is kind of a speculous notion nowadays

[molten bobcat]

A human being went through the effort to make it this way, is the intended meaning

[vivid flower]

Compared to all the corpo parasites

[eternal mango]

This at work?

[molten bobcat]

Yessir

[upbeat tangle]

@sharp shuttle ill even give you the full on CEO experience, i will fake cry and tell you about my children that will go hungry in christmas thanks to you

[eternal mango]

rohrow

[molten bobcat]

I have to do more digging and my persistence checks of course but

[west venture]

What's wrong with hosting a web server from a docker container?

[molten bobcat]

From a laptop

On their desktop

[undone fossil]

I do that

[vivid flower]

Someone think of the CEO's 😢

[undone fossil]

not on the desktop but like, i dont think the dir matters

[molten bobcat]

It's also vulnerable to unrestricted file upload

[eternal mango]

Dev doing dev stuff

[undone fossil]

^

[eternal mango]

Developers developers developers developers

But yikes

[molten bobcat]

Developers

[upbeat tangle]

@vivid flower yes, they need to fire some plebs to get their fith superyacht

fifth

[eternal mango]

Any recent hires in engineering? 😅

[sharp shuttle]

hang on im not heartless, the entire enterprise was to remove the heartless people who work in HR to help ALL OF YOU, consider it charity. The ceo experience for me is the one where i get fired from my own board of directors and activate a hidden clause where i can fire them all and take control of the company (100%) using mirror force yugioh card

[eternal mango]

Anyway.. good hunting

That's a weird one

[molten bobcat]

I stopped caring a long time about regarding management due to what Starbucks has done to me

[upbeat tangle]

@sharp shuttle And then you woke up

[heavy oak]

Where's the bad eye sight gang ✋

[sharp shuttle]

thats my reality every day

awesome dreams, then back to mundane reality

[vivid flower]

Is there a story there

[sharp shuttle]

where i pay taxes to diddlers

[upbeat tangle]

@sharp shuttle The true dream would be to become Elliot Alderson and take down EVIL CORP

[molten bobcat]

Being written up for a completely arbitrary reason shook me awake to the reality that nothing most people do really matters

[sharp shuttle]

i would like to be anybody but elliot anderson

[alpine pumice]

complaining about a writeup? that's a writeup

[west venture]

Just know if you have too much money, you can give 50% of your net worth to me

[undone fossil]

real

[sharp shuttle]

you need to understand that im so uninterested in wealth that i would go broke sharing it

[upbeat tangle]

@sharp shuttle You are never alone with 3 different personalities

[molten bobcat]

Tldr I was written up for tying my apron as I walked to the front, instead of tying it in the back where I couldn't be seen.

[heavy oak]

No, the true dream is what happens after Evil Corp is gone. Getting rid of the problem is not creating a solution

[molten bobcat]

I just

[quick dove]

You’re kidding 😂

[vivid flower]

Even when elliot succeeds it just makes the world worse. Evil is always ready to pivot to take advantage of chaos

[sharp shuttle]

why would i be kidding, money is evil

[vivid flower]

The only way to make the world better is to create

[eternal mango]

Damn it now I've completely forgotten what I was doing

[vivid flower]

Many people can only destroy

You dont need to help them

[sharp shuttle]

daily reminder you all live in the same symbolic misery as me

[quick dove]

What makes you say that man

[sharp shuttle]

this

[alpine pumice]

You were about to play Noita

[west venture]

Money is evil, for it could make me a killer, to get my hands on some.

[eternal mango]

Heh, haven't actually played in months. That might be fun

[vivid flower]

A genius had the right to be and live differently than others. Ponder that.

[quick dove]

Naa bro, to that extent 😭

[undone fossil]

i think money is just easy to get addicted to, and people tend to have a very warped view of its purpose

[sharp shuttle]

you already revealed to me that i could make you dance like a monkey for money

[upbeat tangle]

I have now officially entered the giveaway... do i feel lucky punk? xD

[fierce vale]

win big in shitcoin market, start a shell company in china, hire some asshole as ceo, turn him to the party and watch him getting dragged to re-education camps

[undone fossil]

no i just rigged it against you

[upbeat tangle]

FML

[quick dove]

Haha 😂😂 funny

[lime trout]

i think everyone would

the question is just how much

[sharp shuttle]

thats what they say

[molten bobcat]

Eh, I just

[obtuse fern]

i injected code to reject your username when in comes up

[lime trout]

i hacked into the mainframe to unrig it

[molten bobcat]

Don't care about money unless I'm using it for something necessary or helpful to someone

[undone fossil]

yeah gl i didnt even enter bucko

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/curses-foiled-again-dammit-he-man-gif-8781458908706074599

[heavy oak]

And what kind of monkey? We talking Gorilla Grodd or King Kong?

lol

[lime trout]

https://quack.pics/u/76d46478-9b06-47d1-8798-d1a03271d88a.png

see i did it

[undone fossil]

do i spy 8 width indent

how could you :(

[vivid flower]

Really because just the other day you were saying people without your level of income are worthless

[west venture]

How do you code like this?

[lime trout]

hackertyper sir

[west venture]

Green text

[undone fossil]

okok good

[lime trout]

https://hackertyper.net

[undone fossil]

i am very fearful of ur hacker skills

pls dont hack me

[devout sail]

With special goggles which changes the color

[lime trout]

i am anonymoose, i do not hack normies /s

[undone fossil]

also dont run anything in the C:\tmp\samples directory

ty

[vivid flower]

No i think you are a "performative" good person and are in fact pretty lousy. Sorry for noticing @molten bobcat

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-gif-10765217

[lime trout]

Guys, the block button exists for a reason

[upbeat tangle]

@lime trout thats the website i use when going with laptop to the local cofee shop with sunglasses on

[lime trout]

please dont endlessly bicker back and forth

[molten bobcat]

Emma I have said nothing

[undone fossil]

[molten bobcat]

I posted funny moleman

[undone fossil]

mhm

[lime trout]

im aware

im just tired

and wasnt directed at anyone specifically

[undone fossil]

realtalk this has been going back and forth for a while, its such a waste of energy its insane

[molten bobcat]

I'm literally not replying

[lime trout]

^

[alpine pumice]

they both enjoy it

[lime trout]

then dm's exist

[molten bobcat]

I haven't interacted with them at all today

[undone fossil]

today

[upbeat tangle]

no please dont start curating the chat

[dapper karma]

I like to watch it aswell

[molten bobcat]

I don't intend to anymore

[devout sail]

@native plume [REDACTED] you

[west venture]

But I decide to take it personally Emma and now you have severely offended me.

[sharp shuttle]

its really annoying, i have just started calling it "stewie and brian" fights

[dapper karma]

Nice and comfy indeed

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/checking-my-hat-wendy-withwendy-this-is-my-hat-i-like-hats-gif-19955330

[alpine pumice]

ugh i have to get ready and actually go outside today, on a sunday

[sharp shuttle]

same dude

[alpine pumice]

how miserable

[sharp shuttle]

we going clubbing tonight

[devout sail]

It's Monday in 30m for me
So it's more miserable

[alpine pumice]

clubbing on a sunday???

[alpine pumice]

ewww

[sharp shuttle]

yeah man thats the best time

all the vapid people are at home hungover

[alpine pumice]

mine's just a coffee date

[sharp shuttle]

as an oregonian who knows the night life scene, just ask me if you ever want to know the spots

[devout sail]

[scenic maple]

brath what is your opinion on underwater drones?

[sharp shuttle]

cool

[devout sail]

They need new name

[scenic maple]

cooler than air ones?

[sharp shuttle]

they need to use wild rf protocols though

i mean the range is extremely limited

[lavish hull]

What about overwater drones?

[scenic maple]

how do they dive tho doesnt the preassure break the husk

i mean the back

[scenic maple]

opinions

[alpine pumice]

i don't think i've ever been clubbing

[eternal mango]

Just balast surely?

[alpine pumice]

doesn't sound like my thing

[undone fossil]

big brain stuff tbh

[sharp shuttle]

pretty nefarious

[eternal mango]

Or did I miss the joke

[proper fractal]

https://labs.hackthebox.com/achievement/sherlock/1056246/748

That took me a while to beat

[sharp shuttle]

btw the US is using these in venezuela right now

[scenic maple]

hopefully when the clankers fight there will be less human casualties

[proper fractal]

enjoyed it

[scenic maple]

https://labs.hackthebox.com/achievement/sherlock/1056246/748

[lavish hull]

Yooo that is cool

[eternal mango]

Hopefully they just stop fighting..

[devout sail]

Lock picking 👁️👁️

[proper fractal]

I had to write something in c to solve it

[sharp shuttle]

this is my hope with agi, but its more likely we get a skynet situation -> matrix situation

[scenic maple]

1v1 on this cool clanker fighting game and winner gets a piece of land

[lavish hull]

My mom did not raise a smooth brain, thats for certain

[scenic maple]

i think we found the plot of that robot movie

[sharp shuttle]

battlebots has been around for 40 years

[scenic maple]

yeah but limited by range

[proper fractal]

I blame the media for the brain

[sharp shuttle]

dawg we dont want to give the fucking war bots range

[devout sail]

I like battlebots

https://tenor.com/view/battlebots-battlebot-endgame-robot-wars-robot-war-gif-27003595

[scenic maple]

wait so lets say i buy a remote controlled drone and fly straight in a direction

[proper fractal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NOy6eaX534&pp=ygURcm9vbWJhIHdpdGggYSBndW4%3D

[scenic maple]

at some point its gonna loose the radar

[proper fractal]

that roomba shoots

[scenic maple]

so will it just fall of then?

[sharp shuttle]

as long as you aint 40 years old, you can go pretty comfortably

[alpine pumice]

is it legal to make a battlebot that can also fly, seems like it would be OP

[devout sail]

I went to an event with mechanical department students
Had to carry their heavy af shits
Turns out they fucking made it wired 💀
Instantly got rejected

[undone fossil]

yup she wrinkled that shit gooood

[alpine pumice]

guess that leaves me out

[scenic maple]

shit this is some cool thing

[sharp shuttle]

radar? it will lose connection, surely, and depends on your failsafes. sometimes it flies back, sometimes it loiters, often it just crashes (flyaway)

[proper fractal]

lol

[devout sail]

Nah if you watched enough of battle bots that wheel gonna break in 2 hits

[scenic maple]

how does the fly back work? like autopilot?

[sharp shuttle]

battlebots is unfortunately solved

these win every single time

no counter meta

[lavish hull]

Yup

[scenic maple]

whats the weapon here

or am i missing

[fierce vale]

flip meta

[scenic maple]

something

[devout sail]

Flipping it from back?

[scenic maple]

ow flipping

[sharp shuttle]

centripetal force

[scenic maple]

i see now

[devout sail]

The front white thing and that lil trap to hold it in

[proper fractal]

wasn't that a show i have the old windows xp disk for that

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, its a competition

[lavish hull]

https://tenor.com/view/battlebots-battlebot-endgame-robot-wars-robot-war-gif-27003595

[proper fractal]

they made it into a pc game too lol

yeah it was on spiketv i think

[sharp shuttle]

it just uses gps to retrace breadcrumbs

[proper fractal]

i bet that is fun asf tho

[fierce vale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6AbU08VosI

[sharp shuttle]

i always wanted to do battlebots, and in high school we did but my peers were stupid kids who wanted to make a piston design, it got obliterated in round one

[proper fractal]

lol

[undone fossil]

there's an infosec battlebots in the uk which is fun. they go around the larger bsides events

the controls are unauthenticated though so i wanted to make a zombie bot

[sharp shuttle]

very soon we will have drone dogfighting comps, the FVEY militaries have a private event i saw last summer

im so excited for it to be public

[undone fossil]

no idea how feasible it was and iirc not very

[sharp shuttle]

im at like 1000 hours in drone sims now on steam

i plan to be the numbah one

[molten bobcat]

I miss grant imahara

[sharp shuttle]

yeah he was based

i always wanted to marry kari byron

[scenic maple]

is making a ball allowed?

[molten bobcat]

She was kinda hot yeah

[sharp shuttle]

i think you have to use the approved 4 wheel base

[molten bobcat]

And preggers for part of the series I think

[sharp shuttle]

but i saw a drone, once, so maybe not anymore

[molten bobcat]

It was either Kari who had a baby bump on the show or

One of the B teams from a later series?

Lol

[sharp shuttle]

im so attracted to intelligence its nutty

asks grok waifu chatbot why im like this

looks like anything goes now

what a stupid fucking design

[eternal mango]

Robot Wars always had some weird shiz 😄

[scenic maple]

if we have robot finds on the ground

we should also have air and water

[scenic maple]

altho i guess it would be more expensive

[eternal mango]

lol

[sharp shuttle]

it looks like there is a giant spinner

wtf

[exotic pendant]

😄

[scenic maple]

those angry eyes

[devout sail]

Just break one of the wheels

[eternal mango]

Remember this bad mamajama?

[devout sail]

Iirc it was kinda flexible

[sharp shuttle]

i couldnt find a ball in any submitted designs, so go ahead and make one

im sure it will get obliterated

[scenic maple]

a understandable ball that has retractable spikes

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-robot-pincers-gif-17376524

[molten bobcat]

CLAMPS!

[sharp shuttle]

a cool battlebot would be a drone that hijacks the control and makes the enemy suicide

[devout sail]

Is it even allowed?

[sharp shuttle]

no idea

its what i would make though

[eternal mango]

Electronic warfare if allowed would be wild

[devout sail]

We can make a bot which does random action and jam the frequency the remote uses

That's default win

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, use better radar absorbing materials

there is always a meta

encrypt your link

[eternal mango]

Eventually they'd fall back to ultrasonic for comms

[devout sail]

Hmm i guess just polluting the arena with noise would mess up with remote too

[eternal mango]

Those TV remotes drove the dogs wild 🙁

But yeah.. it'd be a game of cat and mouse

[sharp shuttle]

and to hijack, jamming is required

[eternal mango]

Whoever shouts loudest

[sharp shuttle]

jam the GSC, hijack the link

[devout sail]

Mhm would get boo'ed but eh win is a win

[molten bobcat]

Fiber optic cable extending into the crowd covered in heat resistant slash resistant chain mail..?

[eternal mango]

🤷‍♂️ I dunno

[carmine pecan]

chain mail got mentioned

[eternal mango]

Control by carrier pidgeon

No wait, that'd get messy

[molten bobcat]

Lot of dead pigeons here

[eternal mango]

🙁

comedy retract

[molten bobcat]

Science doesn't progress without Heaps

[carmine pecan]

#binex-rev

[sharp shuttle]

check this out guys

[molten bobcat]

I was referring to heaps of Reese's monkeys

[scenic maple]

i wonder if fish can be used to send under water messages like pegions for air

[molten bobcat]

Futurama joke lol

[molten bobcat]

They cannot

[scenic maple]

has any1 tried this before?

[molten bobcat]

Yeah

[sharp shuttle]

no, the feds did not invent fish like they did birds

[scenic maple]

well what happened?

[carmine pecan]

"birds"

[fierce vale]

dolphins I guess

[scenic maple]

i see

[molten bobcat]

Fish don't have migratory patterns like birds do

[sharp shuttle]

we came from fish, birds came from us

[scenic maple]

but why does it need a migratory pattern

[sharp shuttle]

spying devices*

[sharp shuttle]

now you are asking the real questions

[devout sail]

I got an idea
What if we use men

[molten bobcat]

Because that's how birds navigate.

[silver forge]

they do, for reproductive needs

[scenic maple]

cause men are expensive

[silver forge]

what if we use SMALL men

[scenic maple]

a fish is supposed to not have birds abilities

[devout sail]

Make it cash on delivery and forget about it

[molten bobcat]

Not good enough distances and they're highly susceptible to interception

[scenic maple]

same shit

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/lovesickjay-gif-19914325

like this

[molten bobcat]

Fish reproduce en masse

[silver forge]

yes but kids are cheaper

[scenic maple]

maybe a mechanized dolphin

[molten bobcat]

That's their survival tactic

[eternal mango]

Positive reinforcement using sensory input.. like.. squeek squeek

[scenic maple]

no lmao they arent

impetor 💀

[carmine pecan]

Spiders too

[subtle plover]

@scenic maple

[molten bobcat]

Imagine you strap a letter to a salmon

[devout sail]

I've seen this thrice today

[molten bobcat]

.. guess what loves to eat salmon..

[eternal mango]

But yeah, dolphins.. they've been experimented with for tasks right

e.g. mines

[molten bobcat]

IF YOU GUESSED EVERYTHNNG

YOUD BE CORRECT

[subtle plover]

Im such unoriginal gangster

[sharp shuttle]

spiders are the original QR code design by the feds, surpassed by the murder of crows qr codes

[subtle plover]

Unethical hackers

[sharp shuttle]

way more efficient

[molten bobcat]

It's way harder to stop a bird than it is to stop a fish

[subtle plover]

Guys im chatting while intocicated

[molten bobcat]

Oh what a trill..

[eternal mango]

I mean if the fish is in the air.. it's gonna come down in a predictable location

Just wait

[devout sail]

Golam gonna make a virus now
To spread the message

[molten bobcat]

Huh

Are we launching the fish now

[eternal mango]

Are we?!

[sharp shuttle]

yes, nuclear fishmarines

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-slap-fish-face-fail-gif-4653568

[subtle plover]

Golam gonna write a whole watering hole attack

[eternal mango]

It sounded funnier in my head..

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-fish-in-a-tube-fish-cannon-fish-tube-gif-17807872

[sharp shuttle]

fish rollercoaster tycoon

[devout sail]

How many of your jokes fail to land per day xD

[molten bobcat]

Dishonorable question

20 year ban

[devout sail]

Not for him

[sharp shuttle]

thats a pretty average htb ban

[undone fossil]

500 lines of C++ just compiled and worked flawlessly first time

[scenic maple]

look guys fish has potential

yall just like birds

thats the issue

[devout sail]

Not his fault y'all miss it

[sharp shuttle]

until humans become terrasects again

[molten bobcat]

There's more air than there is water I'm just being realistic

[devout sail]

Don't make it 20y

[scenic maple]

😩

[sharp shuttle]

you dont know that

[molten bobcat]

HOW

[sharp shuttle]

water has oxygen in it

got em

[devout sail]

I finished a book today and now I'm lost what to do

[molten bobcat]

Air isn't just oxygen

Gottem

[scenic maple]

but wth water it also has stealth

which air doesnt give

[sharp shuttle]

therefore air is water

got em

[scenic maple]

so fish have advantage in spying

[molten bobcat]

A net

[scenic maple]

why did govt make fake birds tho

bro u know how much that big net would cost

[sharp shuttle]

communication protocols

i wrote a book on this guys

[devout sail]

A bird can land at your window and you wouldn't mind
Imagine a fish

[scenic maple]

i think best explaination is braths

[undone fossil]

https://earthscience.stackexchange.com/questions/12077/how-much-atmoshphere-is-there-compared-to-land-and-water

[molten bobcat]

Trying to get a fish to do anything beyond their instincts is wild

[undone fossil]

L

[sharp shuttle]

finally recognition

[eternal mango]

lol

[scenic maple]

they were limited by the technology of their time

[undone fossil]

just being realistically WRONG

[scenic maple]

thats only cause we domesticated birds

we need to domesticate fish

now who is with me

[sharp shuttle]

brath vindicated yet again

[devout sail]

Bugs better?

[subtle plover]

golam!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[molten bobcat]

I'm sorry do fish utilize the land

[scenic maple]

hmmm bugs would be better true

[devout sail]

I've seen enough cockroach controlling videos

[scenic maple]

bro if u really need land just use a frog

or a snake

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-silly-giggle-evil-giggle-fish-malicious-gif-27170708

[scenic maple]

bpng !!!!!!!!!

[subtle plover]

bpng

[molten bobcat]

Please point to the water in the Sahara desert

[eternal mango]

Bugs are easy mode, few wires, bit of power, a little shove

[undone fossil]

what

[sharp shuttle]

cactus

[molten bobcat]

Then point to the air

[scenic maple]

wait so why dont we use a duck lmao it can fly swim and walk

[eternal mango]

Bish bash bosh

[undone fossil]

are we talking about the sahara desert?

[subtle plover]

bing bash bong

[devout sail]

Humility

[molten bobcat]

I'll restate my argument, there's more freely travelable air than there is water for fish

Fish can't go certain places :U

[sharp shuttle]

yes the one that used to be flush jungle until the meteorite hit atlantis creating the richat structure

[scenic maple]

birds cant fly to specific places as well

[undone fossil]

i mean sure but neither can birds, we're accounting for "atmosphere" now

air density comes into play

[molten bobcat]

Ooo specialized birds for different altitudes

[devout sail]

ditto is the answer

[molten bobcat]

Finally we're getting somewhere

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ditto-dance-gif-1102887286559242391

[sharp shuttle]

the sr-71 blackbird, very rare because it flies so high

[scenic maple]

pretty sure china already has that

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-monty-python-holy-grail-coconuts-migrate-coconuts-gif-25438581

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/banging-the-drums-moana-2-beating-the-drums-drum-roll-敲鼓-gif-4554677024458328418

[eternal mango]

Ok, you win golam, this time..

[sharp shuttle]

my goal in life is to capture this elusive creature when im old and bird watching is my personality

[subtle plover]

guys im drunk asf and about to cop oscp retake

[sharp shuttle]

smart

go for it

[undone fossil]

sr-71 blackbird rehab center?

very wholesome goal

[scenic maple]

go for it

[eternal mango]

Stream it! Good luck!

[sharp shuttle]

as an american you are funny if you think ill live long enough for old age, luckily for you im american, so rehab centers are inevitable

[scenic maple]

i think a drunk bingbong is more reasonable than the sober one

[zealous charm]

[subtle plover]

im never sober

[undone fossil]

nah i figured old meant like 10 years from now

[subtle plover]

[undone fossil]

dw im multicultural like that

[silver forge]

hmm I should do the cpts test some day, but I think I have to get drunk for it and maintain a nice buzz for the whole duration

[sharp shuttle]

true, especially when they make the social security age 96

[undone fossil]

cant wait to never retire

[sharp shuttle]

trust the plan

[subtle plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/852896269277462588.webp?size=32&animated=true

[sharp shuttle]

dont worry guys FVEY has our best interests in mind

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-water-drinking-ice-water-ducks-gif-25233424

[scenic maple]

but are you bringing value to the shareholders?

[sharp shuttle]

that bitch is giving soda to a duck

bro cant burp

[eternal mango]

Brutal

[silver forge]

maybe he has to fart instead

[undone fossil]

nah it'd likely perish

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-ducks-explosion-exploding-explode-gif-10671226607995734318

[undone fossil]

that

also fun (gross) fact

[carmine pecan]

She killed the duck?

[undone fossil]

frogs cant vomit they instead ||chuck their stomach outside of their mouths and use their hands to clean it, then swallow it back in||

[eternal mango]

Good lord

[undone fossil]

lmfao

[carmine pecan]

Guys is the duck alive?

[undone fossil]

uh

[sharp shuttle]

probaby not

[silver forge]

ducks are tasty

[eternal mango]

I'll never look at Kermit the same way again

[carmine pecan]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01HQCAHQEG000669HTZR526TXT/4x.gif

[sharp shuttle]

thats so real

[austere sigil]

Frogge understands

[minor heart]

[undone fossil]

tbh the sugar content/caffiene alone (if there is) would be enough to do some damage

[carmine pecan]

She really killed a duck

[sharp shuttle]

rational people like us, assume its water, but the reality is that its likely not

[undone fossil]

if it only had a bit it would be fine

[carmine pecan]

😩

[undone fossil]

but yeahhhh

[carmine pecan]

Well my dog drinks coffee everyday and he's ok

[molten bobcat]

Dogs are not ducks

[carmine pecan]

Ok this was a rage bait I am sorry

[undone fossil]

lmao solid ragebait tbh

[eternal mango]

Fact

[sharp shuttle]

its fine man i already called PETA, well let them figure this one out

[molten bobcat]

Follow me for more facts

[sharp shuttle]

check mate, reported to jagex

[carmine pecan]

That's a PITA

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-gif-11725800145853034187

[molten bobcat]

I

Just spit

[sharp shuttle]

i envision the majority of you look like that

[molten bobcat]

Out my tea

Fuck

Gods damn you goblin

[eternal mango]

Hahahaha

[molten bobcat]

I look over left out of my peripheral

And it's just tiny arm peter wiggling

I can't

[sharp shuttle]

it honestly made me laugh too

just needs subway surfers on the right

[lime trout]

its ice water....

[sharp shuttle]

we cant know that

[undone fossil]

nice argument buddy but erm, ive already superimposed tiny little peter griffin arms on you and so your point is invalid

[lime trout]

ive seen the original 😂

it is

[sharp shuttle]

im just going from the legal perspective

[molten bobcat]

It literally has no carbonation she's right lol

There's not a bubble in there

[jolly depot]

hello

[molten bobcat]

Based

[sharp shuttle]

as an american, you never know whats carbonated, the water itself may have been

the ice may have been

[molten bobcat]

???

HUH?

ITS CARBON DIOXIDE BRATH LETS BE REAL LMAO

[sharp shuttle]

just like our glaciers, carbonated ice

[undone fossil]

maybe it was straight HFCS

[austere sigil]

Carbonated tea is great

[molten bobcat]

Man I haven't felt a brath ragebait

In eons

[lime trout]

mb its everclear

[molten bobcat]

Well played

[sharp shuttle]

i already stated we can assume its water

[undone fossil]

oh phew

[sharp shuttle]

there was no need for correction

[molten bobcat]

everclear in a plastic cup lmao

[sharp shuttle]

its more fun to think its carbonated

[molten bobcat]

That shit will eat through the plastic

[sharp shuttle]

it invokes conversation

[molten bobcat]

"I like lying for fun"

[sharp shuttle]

i do

we need to focus on funmaxxing not factmaxxing

[undone fossil]

Currently dosing myself in pure oxygen to see if i can biologically reverse aging. Why you ask? No, I don't want to sell it to billionaires for their sake. It's so that we can have functionally immortal amazon warehouse workers. Think how much money could be saved if you only had to replace someone every 10k years

thoughts?

[lime trout]

isnt amazons turnover rate over 100%

[silver forge]

it's the other way around, oxyden deprivation slows aging... getting more oxygen speeds up aging.

[lime trout]

and running out of people to employ

[sharp shuttle]

i think you need to make it 5% poisonous so they need healthcare treatments for turbocancer, which makes them work harder for the treatment (just to catch it again)

but overall

[undone fossil]

thats what big immortal want you to think

[sharp shuttle]

goodidea

[molten bobcat]

LMAOOO

[undone fossil]

honestly solid, sorta like that shitty toothpaste looking stuff in deadrising 2

[molten bobcat]

BASED DETECTION

HANG ON LMAO

[sharp shuttle]

exactly

[molten bobcat]

Someone's kid was using a third party launcher for fortnite on their dad's work laptop

And it triggered our edr

Hilarious

[sharp shuttle]

i would probably fire someone over that

im not even joking

[undone fossil]

def the dad playing

[upbeat tangle]

Theres alot of talking about firing here

[molten bobcat]

Lmaoooo

That's true

[sharp shuttle]

nobody else should be on that laptop, and he shouldnt be playing fortnite on it

[undone fossil]

claiming its their kid would be greater grounds for termination

^^

[sharp shuttle]

theres no good reason

[molten bobcat]

God you're right lmao

[undone fossil]

dont get me wrong im not up for firing, but uh

technically grounds

[molten bobcat]

That's so screwed up that he blamed his kid too lmao

[upbeat tangle]

only idiots play fortnite anyway amirite

[sharp shuttle]

yeah

[molten bobcat]

Straight under the fortnite battle bus the kid went

[maiden anvil]

yeah no shot the kid knew the pw to dad's work laptop

[ornate ibex]

👀👀👀

[molten bobcat]

OH MY GOD THEIR IT REPLIED

HES SO SCREWED

[upbeat tangle]

@maiden anvil it depends, maybe the password is the kids mothers maiden name with 123 at the end

[molten bobcat]

"Okay will chat with (employee) thank you"

He's so screwed

[ornate ibex]

What's it about?

[molten bobcat]

.

This tejas

[undone fossil]

poor guy

[maiden anvil]

i dont want to rule this out since somebody tried playing fortnite with edr installed

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-nat-0-nat-1-nat--1-dnd-gif-4124914391470355299

[sharp shuttle]

be funnier if it was your tatted coworker

[undone fossil]

log monke just lost him his house

[molten bobcat]

Nah this isn't my company this is a client

[ornate ibex]

So this dad will face done consequences?

[molten bobcat]

Oh for sure

[undone fossil]

yeah but ur the legal evidence

[ornate ibex]

Poor chap

[upbeat tangle]

o7 in the chat for the fortnitedad

[ornate ibex]

He should have learnt security 101

[sharp shuttle]

high chance they are childless

[ornate ibex]

Well that makes it even worse

[sharp shuttle]

that investigation will be interesting

[molten bobcat]

I mean who the fuck plays fortnite on the work laptop

It's NOT YOUR COMPUTER

[sharp shuttle]

if hes doing fortnite on that laptop, there is surely a treasure trove of misuse

[ornate ibex]

Well I heard much worse things

[eternal mango]

Was about to say..

[ornate ibex]

So a game is fine ig 😅😅

[molten bobcat]

I have as well but this is just silly

[vital linden]

youre surprised by fortnite on a work laptop?

[eternal mango]

..but no way I can say them here lol

[molten bobcat]

No I'm not surprised

I'm just

[eternal mango]

mmhm

[molten bobcat]

I find it very disrespectful

[eternal mango]

Just a bit

[molten bobcat]

It's not yours dude!

[alpine pumice]

One of the employees of one of our clients had me install Minecraft for them to play on their work laptop

[ornate ibex]

I learnt from #lounge-staff

[alpine pumice]

wish i could just fuck off at work all day and play minecraft

[molten bobcat]

Do you know actually furious I'd be if someone sat at my computer and just started installing shit?

[undone fossil]

thats what a kvm switch is for though

[molten bobcat]

That's like, a death sentence

[eternal mango]

Don't think I've ever shared that story here

[undone fossil]

also cloud i exfiltrated all your documents

[upbeat tangle]

ill tell you guys a story about an old collegue of mine. We worked at a brewery and this guy remote controlled his home PCs from the work PC and running BOTS in world of warcraft to farm currencies LUL

[molten bobcat]

Ah good

[undone fossil]

plugged in my mouse -> copy -> took it home -> paste

[ornate ibex]

Not you, someone else

[molten bobcat]

I hope you know my computer is a media server

[eternal mango]

Oh mb

[molten bobcat]

Not a document server

So you have stolen my episodes of Futurama and South Park

[undone fossil]

yeah i stole the plex creds

[molten bobcat]

FUCK

[undone fossil]

gg

[ornate ibex]

Share them. Hopefully he has some good stuff to watch.

[upbeat tangle]

@eternal mango he did this for years, and noone ever noticed

[undone fossil]

also im using you as a decentralized frogbot host now ty !

[young glen]

🙂

[molten bobcat]

My neighbor loves my Plex server a lot

[sharp shuttle]

c1oud:IHateSephiroth67!

[molten bobcat]

Dammit how did he get my creds

[ornate ibex]

Ip/hostname plz

[sharp shuttle]

127.0.0.1:c1oudscomputerNOGIRLSALLOWEDEWWW

[molten bobcat]

The last time I have jord system rights he spawned a couple thousand calculator processes and froze my host.

[ornate ibex]

Thanks.

[molten bobcat]

[undone fossil]

this is true

i was learning how to bypass av and mine was fucked

so i asked cloud to test, screenshared my end

[molten bobcat]

So I kindly offered.

[dusky jacinth]

As you should

[undone fossil]

ran calc.exe to see if it was working

no calc ?

[molten bobcat]

How fucking foolish of me

[undone fossil]

so i ran it in a loop

and then tried to cancel the loop with CTRL+C

which killed my shell

[molten bobcat]

I immediately start laughing on discord

[undone fossil]

but not the loop

[molten bobcat]

And lagging

[eternal mango]

haahahah

[undone fossil]

queue cloud slowly lagging more and more through vc

[eternal mango]

That's amazing

[molten bobcat]

And then my host stopping fucking working and I laughed my ass off and fell over

[undone fossil]

and a calc window drop shadow growing at an immense pace

[sharp shuttle]

cloud: "hahaha this crazy hah..ahaa...ah..aaaa...aaaa...... disconnect "

[undone fossil]

basically that

[molten bobcat]

I just hit the restart button and joined back crying

Lmaooo

[eternal mango]

calc pretends to be solitair win screen

[undone fossil]

💀

[ornate ibex]

Hmm 😏

[molten bobcat]

Immediately consumed all system resources for that calculator shit storm lmao

[sharp shuttle]

the payload is still active to this day, spawning 1 calculator each minute

[molten bobcat]

This was on an old computer I've already scrapped and sold lol

[undone fossil]

speaking of

[eternal mango]

Gives me flashbacks to when I found out why my PC yeaaaars ago was running so slowly

[undone fossil]

any chance i can test a payload on anyone's pc

[sharp shuttle]

ill give you a wireguard for sinister/draks computer

[undone fossil]

oh ballerrrr

[sharp shuttle]

when hes playing elden ring

[undone fossil]

ill make subtle yet confusing changes

[sharp shuttle]

you can just fuck with him

[molten bobcat]

I actually have to have uptime on my host so no thanks lmaao

[undone fossil]

like swapping definitions in his windows.h

[sharp shuttle]

lmfao

[molten bobcat]

Yo guys Tidus has arrived

[eternal mango]

Was doing some "for fun" and "can I do it" dev work on a promiscuous program that.. liked to find new friends. Never got outside of my VM... apart from it did

[sharp shuttle]

to tide us over

[undone fossil]

yoooh

100 pets rn

[maiden anvil]

i will never forgive the samurai for what they did to my boy nobu

[eternal mango]

Was running in the background for months, and the features it used to hide itself from inspection meant I didn't see the bastard

[undone fossil]

[ornate ibex]

goblin, l'll sleep now. And I hope you'll too and I won't see you in the chat when I'm awoke lol.

[eternal mango]

I did it too well

[eternal mango]

Laters dude 🙂

[undone fossil]

reminds me of when a client asked me if i could develop a "wormable ransomware simulator"

never have i ever felt more concerned about legalities

[molten bobcat]

Wormable

[undone fossil]

yes

[molten bobcat]

I don't think I like that word very much sir

[undone fossil]

they wanted it to try to get DA and laterally move

[dusky jacinth]

So they wanted workable ransomware?

Wormable

[undone fossil]

i had to remind them that they were domain joined to other "companies" within the same "industry"

[molten bobcat]

Hi can you develop a nuclear bomb in our office 🙂

[undone fossil]

nty i do not feel like having my head kicked in because 3 if statements failed to railguard a payload

[undone fossil]

funnn

[eternal mango]

BUT CPU IS IDLE WHY FRAME DROPS

Could've been worse

At least it only screwed me over

[undone fossil]

wonder how feasible it would be to hook winapi's in all processes to hide your malicious page(s) of memory to avoid memory scans

like easily doable but would it work

i feel like you'd have to do stuff in the kernel for it to be viable in any way

[exotic pendant]

😄

[undone fossil]

also it'd be super noisy if done in usermode

[sharp shuttle]

jord can i get your opinion

dm

[undone fossil]

ok

[dusky jacinth]

L opinion

[undone fossil]

you would tbh

[dusky jacinth]

I out my shit in the BIOS

I’m old school

I plug and explosive rubber ducky into a random PC

I walk away

Yall getting to complicated with your “malware” and you “AV evasion”

Brothers need to get back to blowing shit tf up

[molten bobcat]

The goal is to steal the data on the hosts..

[dusky jacinth]

Oh what?

Since when?

[molten bobcat]

Because that's what's valuable lmao..

[dusky jacinth]

Fuck.

Why did no one tell me that before hand

I’ve been blowing up so many people’s computers

[molten bobcat]

Lul

[exotic pendant]

😄

[dusky jacinth]

Damn I got a lot of sections done today

Always on the attacking common services skill assessment

It’s been unbelievably slow today

Also the new laptop is just >>>

[blazing leaf]

Hi , 👋

[alpine pumice]

it's called USBKill

https://usbkill.com/

[dusky jacinth]

Yeahh I’m gonna start putting those in random PCs

[vital linden]

thats a really smart idea

[molten bobcat]

I mean

If you wanna get arrested for property destruction sure

[dusky jacinth]

Ohhhhh

Yeahhhhh

Now I’m definitely gonna do it

[eternal mango]

yeeeesh https://x.com/lauriewired/status/2002805979256438864 (yes, totally pulled from your feeds channel moo lol)

LaurieWired (@lauriewired)

of course, this code is complete AI slop.

Right off the bat, headers aren’t passed for POST/PUT/DELETE.

Both the help and -v options flat out lie about what was sent. Literally half of the flags are no-ops.

Oh, and it just silently drops authentication, so that’s fun.

But

X · Dec 21, 2025, 6:18 PM

[exotic pendant]

😄

[eternal mango]

I've no issue with using AI to augment and accelerate, but like.. this is how you don't go presenting a project. Like.. what a claim, rewriting cURL..

There were no holds barred in those replies

[vital linden]

curl already has enough problems with ai slop BB reports

[eternal mango]

Hah yes, I thought it was going to be another one of those

But no

[exotic pendant]

They're fun to read

You only see a fraction of all AI flop BB because curl put all reports public. I can't imagine the slop triagers see daily

[eternal mango]

Do. Not. Envy

They should just use AI to screen for them

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-running-away-gif-26050957

[vital linden]

I have an idea! I think someone should apply that to hiring people for jobs too

we dont need people to interviewthem we can just have them talk to a camera

and have AI evaluate it

[undone fossil]

mfw a tool is an accelerator

omg i can be faster
this is so cool!
now i can be just as stupid but faster!

[eternal mango]

Depends how you trust it.. I'm not saying just freakin AI everything and ship it

[obtuse fern]

is my way of going at a coding project appropriate?

• Think of project
• dissociate
• it exists

[eternal mango]

tip: you shouldn't trust it

[obtuse fern]

at the end of any automated chain should be a human

[vital linden]

just rewrite it in rust

[exotic pendant]

yes

i agree

[heavy oak]

I was talking about this the other day. AI is supposed to be for research and dissecting concepts, not just answering questions.

[dusky jacinth]

Oh yeah that’s how we went to the moon dude

You’re telling me we were conscious during that and the ColdWar?

Nahhhhhh

[eternal mango]

mmhm, research isn't just about taking what is given to you as truth

[dusky jacinth]

That’s a big one too

[eternal mango]

Just as Google and search engines as they emerged need to not just be taken at face value, the same goes for AI

[dusky jacinth]

I don’t let AI do anything for me tbh

I only use it as like a tutor

And it’s phenomenal for that

[vital linden]

i love chatgpt as a search engine

[dusky jacinth]

I really don’t think it has the capacity yet to be doing what we’re trying to make it do

Yeah Grok is my favorite browser

[eternal mango]

Use sources available to you, question and verify, and make use of what you can prove to be true / valid

[dusky jacinth]

Except when what it tells me is weird and then I have to consult brave the old fashioned way

[obtuse fern]

The problem with asking AI to summarize sources is you can coerce it into providing confirmation bias

[eternal mango]

Ok.. but it's not AI you use to verify

[obtuse fern]

like if you ask a leading question, you're gonna get a leading answer

[silver forge]

use an other AI to verify the things AI tells you

[eternal mango]

Well, that's why you use it as any source, and actually understand and validate, or you should

[silver forge]

no, don't question. obey the AI masters

[eternal mango]

Oh, sorry, my bad

[silver forge]

[vital linden]

like this guy who uses ai to ask why this dudes cURL rewrite is good
https://x.com/4211i/status/2002730678262370786?s=20

florian meier (@4211i)

@ZekeGeiss @tetsuoai the original curl was 180'000 lines.

the new one is 470 lines.

_not_ 470'000 lines of code, 470 lines of code.

well done tetsuo. huge accomplishment

X · Dec 21, 2025, 1:19 PM

everyone can benefit!
https://x.com/4211i/status/2002735258597531938?s=20

florian meier (@4211i)

@ZekeGeiss @tetsuoai the downstream effects should be massive. right now, nobody in their right mind would do this for their own projects based on the old libraries, since each implementation would invoke massive security risk even with endless amounts of work.

this is all but gone now.

X · Dec 21, 2025, 1:37 PM

[eternal mango]

I mean that's my point. If you accept that answer as truth just because it says so.. that's on you

[obtuse fern]

abstracted away things like protocol handling, security, and connections

[eternal mango]

Just like.. Google

Search for something, you will find different points of view

[obtuse fern]

fully featured curl-equivalent

one of these things is not like the other

[eternal mango]

It's up to you to find out what is the truth, although I suppose that is then subjective.. but what I'm getting at is.. blind trust is never good

[obtuse fern]

truth is subjective, facts are not

[eternal mango]

Use the tools available to you, just don't use them blindly

[maiden anvil]

hello I am running db_autopwn against wannacry rn can you help me exploit the firewall?

im trying to react earlier but it seems I cant

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-skate-board-skate-orangutan-cool-gif-15021178819801542115

[eternal mango]

Facts can as easily be stated as such, even if they are able to be disproven.. what I was getting at on that point was that "truth" or "fact" can be biased to the researchers own preconception

[vital linden]

fact

bears eat beets

bears

beets

battlestar galactica

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm help can you react to this message?!

i cant use emojis in here and im really sad

i can use emojis again!

huh

I just cant react to g0blin it seems

[zealous charm]

[maiden anvil]

[zealous charm]

sup big dog

[maiden anvil]

your js brokering webapp analyzer thing got me inspired

so I am doing some systems design today to prepare ideas for next weekend

[zealous charm]

Sounds like you'll be cooking up something big these holidays

[maiden anvil]

oh dog, I had the silliest idea for an extension lately

an ios config scanner

there is no situation you would ever use burp suite on an ios device unless maybe the wifi manager port thing is open

[dusky jacinth]

Hmmm

[maiden anvil]

but the idea is basically to replace nipper with burp suite

wrong nipper

please dont put me on a watch list 😭 the other one was a freudian slip

[dusky jacinth]

Maybe the answer ISNT to brute force this FTP login

Hmmmm

[maiden anvil]

im actually gonna vibe code this config parser rn

[dusky jacinth]

Okay!

[maiden anvil]

what other options you considering rn?

[dusky jacinth]

Hmmm

Rn?

That’s the one I got

Anonymous didn’t seem to work

Only service that seems to fit the scope rn

[zealous charm]

Nice idea, I used claude code to assist with android pentesting and it went well. It spun up an android vm, rooted it, installed the burp cert for me, used adb to copy APKs, and decompiled them locally

[maiden anvil]

craziest thing I ever did over FTP was upload a webshell and accessed it through a browser

[dusky jacinth]

Maybe I just need to bemore patient tbf

[young glen]

Interesting

[primal dagger]

hey guys, how are you? hope you are having a good time

[maiden anvil]

it would end up being like ftp://your_host/the_shell.etc. dunno about other languages, but PHP for sure will execute over FTP in some situations

[maiden anvil]

this project you made is truly wonderful

[zealous charm]

ur truly wonderful

[lapis grove]

So I have a new VIP+ account on the main HTB platform, but I still get padlock icons on most things. And sometimes the page says I'm connected, when I'm not.

[maiden anvil]

nou

[meager kernel]

The message is edited

[young glen]

[eternal mango]

Had quite a bit of success implementing a model as part of a reverse engineering flow. Ok, nothing complicated, but found it very useful and accurate for documenting functions and general workflow of a project. Took a while to get the prompt right, but it worked

[zealous charm]

But yeah, I need to figure out what projects to work on during the holidays. I can keep polishing JS Scanner or other burp extensions. Or work on something new

[maiden anvil]

I have no knowledge of gov networks I swear

[eternal mango]

As in Binary Ninja -> export to parts -> group, analyse and document

[meager kernel]

What part of that message did you misspell in the first time

[zealous charm]

what color is the ethernet jack

[meager kernel]

Black

[maiden anvil]

nipper

[meager kernel]

Thought so

When I read your message, I thought for a second "wait!!! That slur is allowed??!??"

[maiden anvil]

nope nope nope absolutely not

I have no knowledge of any other nippers

or any words that sound like nipper

[dusky jacinth]

I think I have the wrong PW file if I’m being totally real rn

I’ll do it when I get home

[lapis grove]

So I have a new VIP+ account on the main HTB platform, but I still get padlock icons on most things. And sometimes the page says I'm connected, when I'm not.

[eternal mango]

I'd recommend terminating your Pwnbox and checking for any latent openvpn processes on a VM if you're using one