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i agree the worst thing you can do is to be melancholic
Worst thing you can do is be an alcoholic
you played this wrong, you have to vaguely discriminate and then see who actually is against gay people from it
I don't even vaguely discriminate
sexuality is a scale, i think everyone's a little gay at the very least
yes
I'm super duper gay, having a yabba dabba gay ol time
it's a 0-1 spectrum
yep
some people consider a handshake gay and kissing is masculine which is pretty deep
@rocky tartan your name is The Philosopher
What philosophies have you read?
Hello when will be the Season 10 released ?
i just read myself
Jan
Elaborate
vro the department of defense is now the department of war wth
i don't read books
i just think wildly
like an insane little kid
Thank you
So you just ponder on abstract questions?
no, its just more freemason shit
i give my brain freedom
give your brain freedom and all what a human can think of will come to you
we're good receivers
what philosophy do you identify with? im personally a rule utilitarian and social darwinist
I'm a human, this is my philosophy
ah yes of of course the only thing standing between the caveman clacking rocks together with great enthusiasm and general relativity was mindset
a broken human sometimes
vague, but intentional, you must like the matrix movies
it's not vague to be human
define human
EVERYTHING?
the only thing that is between you and the next great idea is nothing
determinism π
even i couldnt tell you the true nature unless i was starved, and im a fat bitch so imma keep eating
Featherless biped?
it's you and me and us
and a series of neural firings highly dependent on my own brain structure and environment
but you know
why get caught up in the details
we somehow forget that we're humans which is so ironic
Just simply invent cold fusion bro
im a bit detatched from the collective conciousness, but i will threaten you with astral projecting into your mom and asking for money
it is impossible to escape your causal chain, you cannot break free of this
well
probalistic chain
exactly , the art of living is to ignore what is not important
but what if...
You didn't read his response with his tone
depending on whether we are taking a point in time reference frame or a dimensional one greater than 4
It was sarcasm
that makes it sound like you're saying the past is probable
accessing reality requires you to jump over yourself
instead of a hard fact
define ego death you have 7 seconds
Total beagle death
What I meant was that the universe is a combination of deternism through GR and probability through QM, if you are only taking a reference from a single point in time
Hello Ryan
Ego is Latin for 'me' or 'self'. Self is an illusion. Illusions are not real. How do you kill something that isn't real?
here:
If you take the reference of something higher than 4 dimensions then all of time exists at once so you can once again argue the probabilities are decided
yeah that's true. i still don't think there's a better explanation though. also how do we not know QM is also deterministic? you can't really prove that either right?
We have proved QM is not deterministic
words are the keys of the universe
i thought you were clever and used invisible text, but my ultraviolet flashlight did not unveil any secret symbology
See hidden variable theory
They dropped the epstein files, EVERYTHING IS REDACTED π
Bunch of unqualified people discussing physics and theoretical physics. This is hilarious. Go on
correct
the perfect state of a brain is the chaotic state
no, symbols are - words are bundled symbols that cast spells
We know there cannot be hidden variables
Take a wild guess why lmao
therefor we know QM is not actually deterministic under the hood
it has to be inherently probalistic
there is no text, you should remove any word from your thinking process
But like not here cuz politics stuff always ends in arguments
if anyone claims to be qualified when talking about QM they are delusional
but QM only insists upon probalistic outcome from a single point in time- a specific page in the book
I love delusions
also remove all the symbols
Oh are we posting the words?
if you zoom out so you have the entire 4th dimension as a regular spatial dimension then you have the full book
we can talk about anything, don't be afraid of speaking
so its a mixed bag
Runewords from bloodorne?
That's not true
This server has rules
Nerd
they are just runes
I was gonna post the beast claw rune
who made the rules
man cannot be man without symbols
The admins?
thats a good shitpost, do it
getting closer to ego death
@molten bobcat the IOC I sent you keeps sending an empty syn packet to ports like 80, 81, 8080, 6666, 9000, and 23 then does nothing lol even if it gets an ack response
it's awfully noisy for a C&C server
alright
And if your next stupid question is who made the admins
Symbols are for the simple minded
Me
<George Carlin>
Of course 6666 is a port they use
Nerds
6666 is the standard IRC port isn't it?
6666, 6667, etc.
It's super weird lol. That's the stuff from arkime
No way
it's one of them
Brath you too?
I have had C6 and C7 replaced in my spine with metal discs. Ridiculopathy surgery
new strat unlocked
ask me about QM next cube talk to get me to break the record
I did dive a bit more into the malware itself and it keeps looking for a domain that doesn't exist 
You mean....
C 6 7
Fun book full of thought experiments and theory on the universe I highly recommend https://www.amazon.co.uk/Goldilocks-Enigma-Universe-Just-Right/dp/0141023260
Just thought I'd share as relevant to the discussion in some part..
hell yeah dude
Heya goblin
added to my reading list
I'm workin for the weekend
Heya π
hemogoblin
π
since we are all here I will remove your ability to breathing automatically
and blinking too
i wish i could determine what i want to eat for breakfast
Bought by chance first time I went to Greece, read it back to back numerous times before I got back
enjoy
Beef
you like star wars?
I've been absorbed in work for a while and lost track of about 3 hours
unfortunately yes
both botsi and tejas have not seen star wars
I have failed as a manager
or as a hiring manager
I've definitely failed at something
they are probably proud
Star Wars sucks
how is that even possible
Fucking rip off
I KNOW RIGHT
Star Trek is better
they also both had not heard of skyrim
i watched a video last night about the enterprise vs a star destroyer. i was surprised, i thought the enterprise would stomp, but it's the other way around. star wars weapons are massively stronger.
star trek! EUGH! fucking rip off! Horatio Hornblower was better!
one shot from a turbo laser would obliterate the enterprise essentially
everything in star wars is so ridiculously OP that if you think about it too much the entire franchise starts to fall apart
ryan did you know that the jedi capital is 5731 levels
or some shit
im dyslexic but im sure that number is close
if we reorder it
5127
fuck
Star Trek is better. Just overall in every way
the factoid was corrupted by having to talk to you schizo effective pseudio intellects
alright i've made my decision, a spicy breakfast burrito
nice, i respect the hell outta that
If we use the burj khalifa as a reference and scale it to that number of floors
it would be 3x higher than the death zone for oxygen deprivation
mountains are several miles tall
idk my ex wife was telling me some shit i vaguely remember about how leia went exploring with the raindbow haired chick in the new sequels the bottom 5 floors
maybe you know
Mount everest oxygen deprivation zone
it would be far taller than everest
over 2x as tall
she also said something about oxygen recycling, bruh idk im digging deep into the synapses of my painful failed marriage to keep up with the star wars rhetoric
Jedi lung tricks
i personally dont like space fantasy that much, but dune is pretty cool in theory
just boring ass films holy shit and the books are written by someone who eats lexicons
asimov's foundation is good space fantasy
moon, interstellar, etc what are you on brath
and the expanse series is good scifi in general
Looking forward to the new Neuromancer TV series.. I just pray they don't murder it completely
..which they probably will
interstellar is just sci fi not space fantasy
alien...
other than love being the fourth dimension ofc
ahh ok
in order to get entertained you need to be entertained in the heart
i like low fantasy eldritch body horror, thank you very much. star wars is stupid because alien mind parasites dont fucking annahilate everyone in the most groteqsue way possible
have you seen color out of space?
i havent no
Ahhh
give I have no mouth and I must scream a read
you might like it
i literally just posted this
mermaid diagrams are neat :) coding them is not
.
Pretty much
but yeah ive read all that good stuff
Wasn't there also a P&C computer game put out around that book?
Closest I've seen Nicolas Cage to playing a character outside of his usual range lol
Watch logh it will refresh your soul
ill watch it tonight after cleaning, let me pirate it... erm i mean BUY IT legally, yes
it's on my plex server π
Ok, time to get the little one to bed.. wish me luck (all out of chloroform)
I tried playing that game and it was kind of cool but mid
Ive read the original novel
it's written by lovecraft
wsp man
not eldritch horror in the slighest
but any one seen pluribus
no spoilers if you have
pluribus is decent
alexa, order me more Trichloromethane!
I quite liked it
started strong, for sure
It scratched the itch left behind by waiting for the next severence season
I am personally a fan of speculative horror that hinges on a small base of reality
i liked the plurubus build up, using the cloud seeding technology to spread was so cool
like fuck that was neat
like 'this is a thing that is technically possible, let's see what happens when humans abuse it'
so black mirror then
I only care about glory
we think we want paradise, but in reality paradise creates a lack of conflict - thus not allowing for growth
humans just want the illusion of choice and to struggle/martyr for that belief
from the autobiography of henry kissinger
(im ready to be recruited freemason FVEY guys)
I think an old sci-fi book called 'the giving tree' dives into the idea of Utopia/Dystopia being the same thing
no wait
that's not the title
fuck what is it
brave new world?
The Giver?
oh i didnt see the tree part
lol
Fuck you. I have a serious medical condition. Please donβt be an asshole.
It's really a good read if you kinda wanna dive into the idea of homogenity and if that's truly worth it
Lois Lowry?
I think the sequels dont follow the same protaganist
people always ganna divide, doesnt matter if they are fucking replicas of one another
that's the one
@supple plume I have brain issues and may need surgery and you are calling me lazy
Wtf
you didnt say that
you are lazy
due to brain injury
I really enjoyed the His Dark Material series, while very fantasy, touches on some real topics and scientific fact
Thatβs not laziness I try really hard I have medical issues
ok
can we not do this right now.
if you want fanstastic scifi read the expanse series
yeah i liked that one too, i read them in high school for a girl i was swooning on, and ended up liking it alot
They did the science so well
I need to get into the wheel of time series at some point
Oh no
π
I cannot bring myself to enjoy WoT
step 1: acquire money to purchase said books
you just said what can never be spoken
its really not that good...
how was sanderson's contributions
I like sanderson
can I dm ?
I can unironically get you into bohemian grove
I've likely recommended many times before, but.. Spider World, Colin Wilson
One of my favourites
Hard to find all in hardback now, but softback still mostly available
My uncle is the guy who does the vetting for them
oh im joking, im not enemies with the power that be, but i wont join them. im happy being a knight in the serfdorm-noble hierarchy industrial complex, we can coexist in harmony
I thought you said you were willing to dance in the Cathedral
lmfao fuck that
if you want hard-magic fantasy read sanderson / cosmere
ipp got me into it and then I proceeded to read 15 of sandersons cosmere books in the last year
the most id do is be the court jester
Good i share that sentiment also
the elites need good entertainers
tiktok and world star hiphop is putting me out of business
have to pivot
amirite
That name rings a bell, but not sure where from.. know I've not read any of their work
he is the one who finished TWoT
Unless my brother bought it for me years ago and I never actually read it lol
and wrote mistborn / stormlight archive
im good
Hmmm I think I might actually have it, but never read it
I'm gonna get blasted for this but
I'll need to check later
Tolkien is not my favorite
thats fair man
I respect him for basically building all the foundational cliches and tropes of modern fantasy but
the intent with my statement is you would convert her to higher thought
and im not joking
lol
for me i think im pretty done with reading ideas, i do feel they have been exhausted at this point, absolutely troped out
dming in a fantasy game scenario is way more interesting to me
Sure
my point is even the visual medium is troped out, being among a group of people who can imagine vivid details without seeing images or words has been much more satisfying
does sshuttle cause issues with rdp or evilwinrm?
considering windows doesnt do ssh, yes
What in the depths of Oreo hell is this lens..
lmfao what
π€·ββοΈ Β£28 on Amazon for E-Mount
Film Lens for Sony E-Mount, Vintage Film Camera Effect, Focus-Fre. Disposable film lens 32mm f/10 Fixed
they just made it look like an oreo so people would buy it huh?
nabisco trying to penetrate the online sales market using taste bud recall
Ok.. child bed time take 2 
good luck
Dishes done
Laundry rollin
Coffee brewin
I think the only thing I'm missing is some food
i was watching startrek picard, looks good, i go in the 7 chapter or episodie i am not sure whats the word
In another life, I really would have liked doing taxes with you
now i have the necesity to buld my own starship and go to the space without reason
build*
posts linkin park music over rick and morty life of a man snippet
if you know you know
God that coffee smells incredible
evidence we know star wars is real, every day a thai fighter orbits the earth
That's the ISS you fuck 
LOL
cloud stop killing my fun
i know!
Stop my face hurts
Hehehe
That caused a sci-fi film from the late 70s to pop into my head. I wouldn't recommend it, it's horrendous, but apparently it meant enough to stick around in the grey matter https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0080058/
Unsure why it's shown the French poster.. but it's "The Humanoid"
Nice
hey, I'm new here where can i get help with academy module ?
trip report, the spicy breakfast burrito is fire
Hello
if i found an expired jwt but it leaks user email and uid
is that reportable

Not really, a jwt is a claim on data that is verified through signature.. although where you found it could matter, and using email as a claim in tokens for identification I wouldn't say is a great practice
But there's no real security issue there unless you can have the target disclose expired tokens in some weird way
is it your own user?
..or has a system open to the public which allows disclosure, e.g. logging aggregator or reporting application
what do you mean ?
does the jwt belong to your user's session
hmm
alright, thank you !
@jolly depotI love the Reze pfp 
hi
@hexed lantern this isn't the server for that, as that sounds HEAVILY illegal

the account you're on now?
Indonesian activities i swear
you wan the sample?
nope im not indonesian
dm me if u wanna see the sample
@hexed lantern you're on your victims account?
yes

Chess?
i like your larp
the fastest FAFO
@scenic maple why did you kick that innocent soul
<@&861185840277487616> he's back
This clown @destroyingreality
This server isn't for the distribution of illegal software
damn π€£
bro really want us to see his sample
I can do this all day
what do you want with the zero day
xD
hack golams smart fridge and get back seadris
π
If I have signed up for a VIP+ account on the main HTB platform, why do I still get padlocks and VIP notices on starting point machines?
make sure to select the VIP Starting-point vpn
imagine trying to brag about a 0-day on discord of all places; skid behavior
also imagine busting a 0-day just to hack some kids
It says I'm connected to a US Starting point 2 server
this evidence is true because is blur
Yeah, hit this button and switch to a VIP instance
Some people never learn 
You'll get a fresh ovpn config
Killing my own terminal session wcyd
I did all that
don't need to fight
nub
It's a saturday evening and I'm reformatting my notes, literally got nothing better to do atm
Damn I need a quieter keyboard
anyway back to condensing my notes to less files
this one set of sections of a module is getting condensed from like 6 files down to 1 :) (and gives me a chance to review and use better formatting techniques i've learned since I started)
i wanna see him come back with more accounts
give it around 3 minutes
Im back
i love it when they burn multiple accounts, i can use my tools to figure out all their accounts from 3-5
I'm ready to procrastinate
~10 minute interval between their server ban and their new account being made
their last one was a bunch of s and numbers after it if you wanna have fun
if you hadn't already started the goofiness
only if he burns a couple more
thoughts? typical commkid?
probably just a larp in all forms "victims account", who fucking says that
dumb kid trying to show boat
it's so hard to try things for the htb vdp
they rate limit if you use burp
too much rate limit
true
do less
follow me for more tips and tricks
Suuuure
Hak5 Pager for giggles
ill ask you if you like it in a week
ohh
I like all the stuff like that I buy
doesn't mean I use it every day
..month.. year
Boys and toys π
at least you are buying gadgets and not labubu
htb themed labubu when
time to make labubus with wireless connection with hacking os
black or yellow is the real question
Both
darren said on stream about 30% of people got yellow, way more buy black. he was surprised.
i got yellow
damn
I like to have spare fun tech to give away sometimes
someone in the chat asked about a pink one and he said maybe if the numbers were right they could do a limited run of 100 or something
that was so fast
Yeah I saw that!
It was wasn't it
Maybe ChatGPT is heavily used for Labubu research
labubus famously have 9 teeth though
all those new data centers churning up water and power
gpt can't even count to 9
one of my good friends buys every new toy fad, that's how i know
she always shows off her labubus and monster high crap
Oh daaamn, didn't see that Bambu released their hotend swapping printer already
Only got teased a few months ago
I'm gonna choose to believe you
dji gets banned in 3 days
oof
gonna fly mine still
new drones
Please, let's leave this forsaken trend in the big 25 π
We can wish, but unlikely
Reminds of that one toy, but soo much worse
So.. ban because no audit, but no audit has been initiated? Skimmed I'll admit, but... wut
π§Ό
That sounds ass-backwards
US does not want chinese drones in the country but refuses to replace the gap that will be created
No, existing drones will still work and can be operated.
i just cant use DJI for pentesting anymore over CI
thats the other part of it
so i hd to build a few new ones.
using chinese parts.
so whats the fucking point
Guess new hobby at least
bro i don't have the money for labubus
Most of my hak5 stuff is in the drawer of doom
back-asswards if you will
just slap a pager on a dji drone, gg
fancy, all I have is a few lockpick sets, laptop, and a meshtastic node 
nice, thats real, lishi picks are very nice
nah you can just comb them xD
Reminds me, got one of those fidget picks for the local locksmith for xmas
Finally CJCA with 10 flags 
Need to go see them before they close
that was nice of you
You shouldn't share exam progress
It's already done dude
Fight me g0blin
nice sparrows sets
My fault
better mousepad too
supernuts you could basically come subcontract for me with this gear, you know
one of those boxes I dropped off at yours had like two kits in it lol
I'm not sure if they were good
Hah yes, one was my first pick set from BSides ages ago
well well well look who it is
the prodigal son returns
@eternal mango I have an important question @untold fiber
That Flipper was one from the initial campaign too
It just a really random question
a black one

you mentioned something about this before
There was so much in there that I was looking for, so thank you @untold fiber β€οΈ
haha no problem
i do physical pentesting here on the west coast, physical intrustion isnt hot until around april, but if you are up for it
can a judge rule whether someone is drunk/intoxicated thru a video of them talking? (Im having a lil convo about this with a friend)
what
Uhhh.. not as legal evidence I doubt
unsure if this is the place to ask for legal advice π
Its about the tylil and jourdine situation
was there context to this
i'd consider it
Tylil and jourdine
Just random shit
idk who/what that is
fair
it not compooter
It is general afterall
for shits and giggles id say there's likely plausible deniability
unless its bodycam then it might be different
idk
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
in america it would be up to the attorneys to argue it either way, or perhaps down to circuit precident
that officer had claude 7.9 ai models running on his axiom body camera, thats not me!
I have no idea anywhere else
No lawyer, but just visual / audio would be verrrry unreliable, could be pinned on any number of medical cause technically
Wouldn't stand up surely
without physical evidence you got nothing on me
welp almost done with my first module (got distracted) went from 15 -> 5 files :D (this should also help with linking)
i got this stuff early. i have some jimy longs now. i really need to practice more though, i'm not great at it
On my lunch now
(this isn't including screenshots of course)
now that i've played around though, i have one of those tubular picks.. and whenever i seea tubular lock irl i cringe
if you want, we can have a date and go to portland and slip pwn tags onto love locks
Haaahaha right
Chunkachunka pop
i have an entire untouched path i found the other day
im genuinely serious
about 90 locks
if they're trash locks i could probably pick some
they are love locks, so yeah
i haven't really tried with the lishis yet though
Sounds like a nice addition to your collection
they are legal to pick, abaonded property
decided to break down the files into their subheadings
they are perfect for training
Resources is for any screenshots/etc
im still faster with a monkey paw
i can only pick a normal 5 pin
the warlock too
it's been a long time overdue for me to reorganize
the second there is security pins its past my ability
i was surprised how good the warlock was
Security pins make tension so much more important to balance
Much higher degree of control required, but it's not too hard
yeah serrated are still a pain point for me
yeah @untold fiber that's about my skill level too. orange belt or something haha.
is this obsidian?
barrels are simple
Yeah I think I would need to go back and like, practice the theory of it more
yes
Grab one of those transparent locks and a pinning kit
there's more to my reorganizing that i'll get to after the overhaul (like more/better linkage)
Yes cheating, but good to get the feel
I basically looked at a depiction of a locks cross section and then picked up some picks and got to the point that I could do a 5 pin in a few hours
but then I capped out
Got boxes of locks around somewhere, so much garbo in the UK
but some provide a challenge
i rake once to count pins, then its over, start in the center move back, then forward
There's one I took to bsides once to see if they could get through, but they struggled as much as me
No doubt they would have
I'm but a hobbyist
But tolerances on that lock were nuts
there will come a day where you teach your kid important skills of survival
She's played a bit π
very nice
dang, those are pretty quality
guys getting a job is difficult as I dont have irl experience yet, what shall i do?
weve been over this
i know
fucking network you dork
Still only pin, not like those multi-pin security locks, but yeah.. tolerance was the thing
add me on linkedin
help me figure this out
ok 1 second
i'll make a linkedin
if she can get a hang of disc detainer, shes basically a locksmith
They're fun
Hell, if you can hit things, use a drill or push something through a gap, you're a locksmith in the UK
OG
anyone know any good AD machines?
that like really tries to test you on your AD
GOAD
if you can get cape you can get a job
yeah
thats my goal
but the spending..
CAPE and CRTO im still debating heavily
they both posses good skill
why cant i choose
crto is easy as shit, just get cape
is it rly that easy
yes it wass dog shit easy
wtf
you just learn cobalt strike and maleable profiles
some ppl were scaring me
bruh
no way
and then just pentesting shit was from hackthebox prep for cpts
ngl bro CRTO might acc be easy if i just gotta learn about using C2
Well CAPE is way more expensive than CRTO ig
i dont recommend getting crto in 2025
thats the thing
why's that? i just got it on their black friday sale. looks good so far.
supernuts help me out here
CAPE has really nice topics
i'd 100% love to look into but
it's just so expensive man
you wont be using cobalt strike in rto as much, everything is mythic and havoc now
π
the king is here
this guy has every single cert someone wants
bro u gotta show me ur wall man
oh yeah that reminds me i need to get a better frame for my cert
i need like a glass frame so it doesnt get damaged by accident
I don't really agree with what Brath said about CAPE getting you a job. First the job market is trash right now, even for someone with experience like me it's hard to get interviews. I think it's more about networking than anything else. For someone with no experience we want to see a person who is eager to learn. Showing projects of your own self learning, or obtaining certs and going through courses are something i'd look for. but i work for a small business and the engineers actually interview people instead of HR folks.
Are you sure? I heard from a friend that it is still all cobalt atm
How're things frost? π
the problem you face now is you're also competing with a million other cybersec students and also since the job market sucks there's a lot of experienced people looking for work too. you're competing with a lot you need to know someone and/or stand out really above the rest somehow.
for me yeah im eager to learn even though i dont knmow an area
to supernuts point, i suggest cape because AD will always be hot for pentesting and RTO whereas CRTO is something you can chatgpt in terms of learning objectives. CAPE from what I hear is quite difficult. you will learn more
thats all
but first, you need to network
Well that's a record.. one hour and daughter hasn't woken up yet..
..and no doubt I've just cursed myself
π
But of course
She sleeps even more lightly than I do
how did you know
Just got back from a Christmas party
Great minds think alike?
trying to find what to do
Do i need tro get a DV and stuff?
I'm on lunch break from work
or you stalk me and came to my home!
Pizza sounds like a good idea. Good party?
SC is provided by your firm
I'd never condone someone do that!
yeah was the kids getting gifts and stuff
a what?
what firm im a bit slow
whoever hires you
ooh
I need to buy my partner and moms Christmas present
thats chill then
no, but that can help you get jobs that require it
Still gotta get my little brother a gift.. he's a mechanic.. do I get him the cliche model engine?
bet
Just had his second kid too, so there's always an easy option to say "hah, good luck sleeping"
damn bros jeeting
Maybe a pack of sleeping aid
fr
just get
headphones bang music on
and sleep
thats what i do
then i wake up to dead airpods
My bugout for parents is always wine, gin or chocolate
Seems to work most times..
..untiil you get that for the one that can't drink, and chocolate gives them a migraine
im all done with my gifts
Santa on Christmas and done
Hehehe π€
Lmaooo
in 2025
π
I wish he would type more
Surely a man of his intellect and caliber selling DDoS tools online is welcome in our community
I bought 20 copies
Nice
I mean arguably itβd still work
You just need enough people using it as always
2pacalypse
i like it better when jord spawns 9 billion calculators
Me and my ultra sick botnet are gonna take you down man, Cobra Kai!
I forgot about that
Itβd love to see a IOT botnet thing running LOIC lmao
Look it was a mandatory test
Surely
Your cpu was cold
The old 1337 hacker days
You ctrl'd out of an active session instead of cancelling your loop dude
IM FIRIN MAH LASER

the old days of logging into HF and every random person selling a reskin of LOIC as a booter
Anonymoose
If you're cold they're cold too. Run this for me please
who remembers bitchx and the winnuke script
What is that... Googles
Iβm not from the 1900βs smh
I'm so close and so far at the same time 
just salt π
imagine not being from the previous century
Saline
Salt be salt
I've never seen a kid get excited for salt
For Β£11
Wtf
My SO is from the late 1900βs
(99)
Oh ok, Amazon showed a spray as first match
It's literally just salt in a different texture lol
I do like course salt
My kid basically
It has been processed just not finely processed
Just bake the ocean
Includes sweat of third world workers
Free salt
to be fair that is also added salt
so win win
eats christmas cookies from the tin sees how they are made
Chemically indistinguishable from goat ass sweat
ocean salt mixed with sweat salt
Lol I knew you'd say something like that
product of india
But is true
It'll go good on my pizza
Biofiltered
Hurk
i love reverse osmosis hydration drink
postbiotic
poo pee
Please tell me where on the website I can find a voucher or gift card to buy?
Alcohol is antibacterial, drink lots of it because it'll prevent you from getting sick unlike water
ill call you, do not redeem yet
okay sir
From your subscription page within the platform
or this
I made coffee today
As for vouchers, thats different. You cant purchase a(n) (exam) voucher for another user afaik
Beautiful as always
The only thing you can purchase on behalf of another user is a gift card
I just know theres a help article for most questions
if you buy me a gift card i will redeem it, just for you (:
this hasnt been my job for 2 years sir
who did you deligate it to?
Thanks a lot
I formed a new department and hired my replacement lol
lifehax
I'll get right on that
just doin bizness
Goblin I did all my chores are you proud
Very
Ty ty
Tomorrow is my housework day
π₯Ή a father son bond is so beautiful
His hairs too red to be mah dad sorry
okay but your hair is black no
Dang it sucks having to wait for episodes of shows
have you seen goblins beard
That's true moms genes would be dominant
and have you seen clouds face
lol
HMMM
if cloud were truly goblins son he would have as majestic a beard
i got so much to do also
some people grow beards elsewhere
welp thats enough general chat for one day
Sorry I don't look like fuckin gimli
yeah im mad now
It's genuinely a T issue unfortunately
cloud why the fuck dont you look like gimli
I have yet to find a source
you've been getting that sorted yeah?
i forgor the whole saga
have you considered
the sketchy guy at the gym in a trenchcoat
I've heard positive things
i learned you can buffer overflow estrogen into test
Doctors won't treat it and now they don't care about blood tests
obviously it's bc you're gay
12 vials????
That's insane
jesus fuck
so you are saying they need to test your test and retest your test to give you test to retest your low test from the tests that test your test requiring 12 tests?
holy shit man
they just want money
you can make test at home if you really wanted to
whaaat doctors schedule unnecessary things to milk insurance out of as much money as possible? unheard of
its crazy what you can do with an amazon purchased lab these days
Yeah I'm not a fan of doing anything that isn't like, made in a lab that isn't my house lol
The test shows clearly what is required, how can we avoid covering under insurance? ...keep testing until we get a result in our favour? Genious!
(I'm not US, so just assuming)
yeah i get it, im just saying its both beautiful and horrifying how things are these days
bought a coffee machine yet? 
idk man that sounds excessive. Maybe a vampire
Tldr; I have low T. At the highest peak my T is a couple points above the requirement
Which means doctors say nope you're fine
But as T fluctuates and lowers throughout the day I am below the limit
instead of asking im just ganna google my obviously innapropriate question on the matter
Insurance will only take AM test levels
Do no harm.. to our margin
and tell you guys
That sucks dude π
Indeed
And because testosterone is a controlled substance they are satisfied in saying no
you know if everyone just killed their insurance plans on kill your insurance plan day we would get good healthcare again

sacrifices must be made ig
ah yes the bodybuilder has high T
I also have trouble building muscle and issues with my. Ahem. Drive.
As in I don't have one
Doctors saw no issue with that statement
Apparently it's normal to just be an emotionless low T soyboy
Either that or they don't feel like doing work to help people
