general

[muted olive]

good, u?

[neon zealot]

@muted olive listen this Dhoonde jo - Abhinav Bansal
exactly this one

im good frosto wbu?

[neon zealot]

good

[exotic pendant]

Ready for tonight so I can relax

[muted olive]

but all those functions 😩
all of it looks sus to me almost

[neon zealot]

ahh alright take care sir

[muted olive]

especially all the alloc ones

[neon zealot]

[muted olive]

I can never tell which one

[exotic pendant]

Is the fun part

[exotic pendant]

Hit them just incase

If nothing after a few tries

Move

[neon zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kung-fu-ai-orange-cat-fight-gif-8725930490492900021

[scenic maple]

hit them how tho?

[deep igloo]

hi

[muted olive]

create poc and run

[exotic pendant]

Find vuln code-> then trace back/reachability-> hit that

[muted olive]

after finding entry point

[exotic pendant]

That’s part of bug hunting

[muted olive]

so far that is the part im finding the hardest tho

[exotic pendant]

You get the readability of the vuln code

Reachability

[muted olive]

IDK how to open a handle to that shit or get an ioctl to reach

I mean I do but

[exotic pendant]

If it’s vuln code and no way to hit it, then it’s useless

[scenic maple]

like get them to do something they arent supposed but messing with a input?

[muted olive]

yeah nvidia rejected my report for that reason lol
technically it WAS vuln code

[scenic maple]

that sounds incredibly familiar

[muted olive]

but no reachability

[exotic pendant]

Well you check all the exceptions that make it vulnerable and hit those check boxes

[muted olive]

unless through a second vuln driver

or something

[exotic pendant]

And you go backwards in the code to find the entry

Xref on xref

To the start

[muted olive]

global xrefs dont work in IDA free 😔

can only do local

[exotic pendant]

[neon zealot]

@exotic pendant helo

[exotic pendant]

But also don’t try to emulate Frosto and think you’ll always get results

Because most people don’t find bugs

[muted olive]

[exotic pendant]

Sup sup

[muted olive]

I just keep going till I hit something

[scenic maple]

but you also dont get results always right?

[exotic pendant]

Yep sometimes I get dead ends

[muted olive]

these days I dream of IDA. struct offsets and xrefs in my dreams

[exotic pendant]

Or I have some that occasionally hit but has some insane variability

Like the bug @muted olive that I showed lol

It only rarely hits

[muted olive]

bro that thing is hell

[exotic pendant]

[neon zealot]

when ur free check my messages

im free rn

so

[muted olive]

that one you showed is driving me insanneeee

or at least it was

I thought it wasn't, but now I've learned it is

I guess run the POC 10000 times

@exotic pendant the vmware one, I am close to hitting but it turns out that it redirects the request to storport and it needs to be formatted in some specific way

I had to decompile storport as well and see how it handles it

and a part of how it handles was again in another driver

https://tenor.com/bLMiq.gif

[exotic pendant]

More pizza

[frigid mountain]

fookin legend

@exotic pendant Other than building muscle and cardio...any ways you know to speed up overall metabolism?

Green tea maybe?

[neon zealot]

drink green juice

[muted olive]

I am by no means an expert but - more caffeine (like green tea), more water, regular eating

all of which is just theory from my side because I'm saying that as an ex-biology student

not as anyone who has ever followed any specific diet or lifestyle 😄

[neon zealot]

tell him take

green juice

wait let me search that

@muted olive

tell him to go for

cold pressed green juice

he has blocked me

thats why i cant talk w him,

[meager kernel]

why do people block you so often

[neon zealot]

i ping them ig , disturb them ?

i was troll for a time

thats why

[muted olive]

was? /j

[neon zealot]

yea im not right now

[slender torrent]

Hi

[frigid mountain]

ymmv. not financial advice.

[wicked dagger]

Hey guys quick question I did a modul and there where to opposite sentences for solaris "Solaris uses the Image Packaging System (IPS) package manager, which provides a powerful and flexible way to manage packages and updates

Solaris uses the Solaris Package Manager (SPM)"

[kindred marsh]

Modern Solaris uses the Image Packaging System (IPS). Older Solaris versions used the legacy SVR4 package tools pkgadd, pkgrm

[supple plume]

With wine sauce

[wicked dagger]

ty

[kindred marsh]

Yw

[umbral bone]

Theres no new machine today?

[heavy oak]

Freshly sliced off the back of an elephants leg lol

[snow cove]

I’m a bit lost with the new dashboard. Will there be a box for today?

[civic cape]

cats 2

[eager crypt]

Yo, did they actually remove reaction option from the announcements?😭😂

Because of the thumbs down?🐧

Lmao

[raven rain]

reactions have been disabled since august

[eager crypt]

9th December post. 141 thumbs up, and 24 thumbs down

[raven rain]

reactions for regular users*

admins can still add reactions

[molten bobcat]

We don't have 165 admins tho

[raven rain]

better start believing it then

[eager crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-marian-geraldine-viswanathan-drive-away-dolls-squinting-gif-3430275324478340849

[raven rain]

embed fail gif

[molten bobcat]

I work today and tomorrow

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-marian-geraldine-viswanathan-drive-away-dolls-squinting-gif-3430275324478340849

[molten bobcat]

Yeehaw

[supple plume]

How's your finger

[molten bobcat]

I'm good now

House is vacuumed, laundry is rollin

[carmine pecan]

no box today?

[eager crypt]

I can't send images or gifs, do I have to verify or something?

[molten bobcat]

It's based on your htb rank

[supple plume]

Verify helps

[ornate ibex]

u need hacker rank

[molten bobcat]

Hacker or higher has embed perms

[supple plume]

Go reverify

[eager crypt]

I saw it for a second

it was like miracle

christmas present

[supple plume]

Yeah It's because my verification expired

I need to reverify

Everyday

[molten bobcat]

Why do you need to lie

[eager crypt]

I think I am at bottom of the ladder

noob?

[molten bobcat]

Yeh

So was everyon else

[supple plume]

Attack some easy boxes

[eager crypt]

how to I get to Hacker

[molten bobcat]

Active machines and challenges

Complete them

Make rank go uppies

[supple plume]

Pick up starting point on labs

[eager crypt]

makes sense

[supple plume]

And then easy boxes

[carmine pecan]

Where's HTB CEO

@scenic maple

[supple plume]

Im not trolling this time

[molten bobcat]

Yeh that's real

Can verify

[rapid swallow]

so i noticed people create these CTF team, is this just meant for competitions, like what's the point

[scenic maple]

he is in greece

[molten bobcat]

Yessir

You're correct

[carmine pecan]

Enjoying your trip to greece golam?

Do you speak greek too?

[scenic maple]

i am not in greece

icant speak it either

[carmine pecan]

Back when I was learning a bunch of languages I had a plan to learn greek after german

[carmine pecan]

but you just said you are?

[rapid swallow]

i see

[carmine pecan]

.

[eager crypt]

thanks, I will do that on weekends, any suggestion for a newbie

[molten bobcat]

Oh yeah, I'm on my couch

[scenic maple]

learn chinese
then you can speak to 1 of every 8 humans

[molten bobcat]

They change every week

[carmine pecan]

This is indeed correct

[scenic maple]

i am not htb ceo 😩

[molten bobcat]

You have to keep a lookout

[carmine pecan]

How many percents of humans can I speak too if I speak: Portuguese, English and German?

what's the maths

[molten bobcat]

Uhhh

[carmine pecan]

Yeah sure sure

[supple plume]

Sure, just tell me what are you interested on and tell me a bit about your background so we can give you good advice

[molten bobcat]

English gets you pretty far

[carmine pecan]

uhum

[eager crypt]

my week or your week? do different timezones also results in different weekends 🤣

[molten bobcat]

I think the next languages are just Chinese and Spanish then lol

[carmine pecan]

I prefer Anglish

[molten bobcat]

No goober this planet only has 24 hours

[scenic maple]

not much

[molten bobcat]

Try mars

[carmine pecan]

MrPetals was not thinking like this when he was 17yrs old and learning German

sadly

Because I now only use my German to flirt with my gf nowadays

[carmine pecan]

sad

[molten bobcat]

Realistically it's easier to pick up latin language

Because they all share a root

[carmine pecan]

for now

[eager crypt]

I like pwn, and I am good at basic networking, have good understanding of linux, and a sprinkle of python

[carmine pecan]

you like pwn? instant friend add

[supple plume]

By pwn you mean offensive security?

[eager crypt]

should I install kali linux on my host

[waxen oak]

No one really needs to know how to code in the age of AI...just to properly troubleshoot

[molten bobcat]

The computer is on fire, la computadora esta en fuega

[molten bobcat]

Lame

[waxen oak]

look inside your heart

you know it to be true

[carmine pecan]

wow

[eager crypt]

like pwning machines? offsec like in ctf?

[supple plume]

Having linux on host can be helpful to get used to linux

[carmine pecan]

Projection much?

[molten bobcat]

I find your lack of skill disturbing

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-im-ready-lightsaber-star-wars-gif-15851238

[supple plume]

You said pwn I just asked wdym

[carmine pecan]

lol usually pwn refers to binexp I am sad now

[supple plume]

Oh nvm I reread

[eager crypt]

instant acceptance

[waxen oak]

https://tenor.com/view/fit-boy-eggplant-sporty-sports-train-gif-14801710

[carmine pecan]

Yes RealSkipper

[molten bobcat]

That's how easy it is to make friends

[waxen oak]

oh im not allowed to gif

[molten bobcat]

Find people with matching brain damage

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/fit-boy-eggplant-sporty-sports-train-gif-14801710

[rapid badger]

Speak for yourself

[dusky smelt]

hello

[dusky smelt]

.

[waxen oak]

I love all the big mad i've inspired with that statement

[eager crypt]

or be the damage

[carmine pecan]

emotional damage

[molten bobcat]

See I am a

Defensive expert

So far

[eager crypt]

then give them some pudding

[dusky smelt]

I hope it was jst a ragebait

[molten bobcat]

Awe honey. I'm gonna hold your hand now just to let you know that.. yeah

He's just stupid honey.

[eager crypt]

do you have any suggestions?

[supple plume]

Hmmm depends on what are your goals on cyber

[mystic harbor]

nigesh

[supple plume]

Get out of here

[eager crypt]

break it open

[waxen oak]

not specifically or exclusively

[molten bobcat]

I am here to help people

[mystic harbor]

?

[carmine pecan]

Ah can you help me with a... eh... alternative project?

[supple plume]

Advice 1) listen to this man named c1oud

[molten bobcat]

No!

[waxen oak]

who has permission to post pics in here?

[molten bobcat]

I do 😄

Will I post yours? Hell no!

[carmine pecan]

Only golam, me and cloud

[eager crypt]

advice pliss

[waxen oak]

what kind of hacker free for all is this

[molten bobcat]

Advice on wat

[supple plume]

He is expert hecker

[molten bobcat]

Hardly

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/rust-femboy-gif-14213674384972433300

[molten bobcat]

I don't do hacking much these days

[carmine pecan]

its this type

[eager crypt]

how to get a girlfriend in 2026

[molten bobcat]

I'm a gay guy

So like

Uh

[carmine pecan]

Flirt with their mom instead

[molten bobcat]

Find someone who you love spending time with?

[carmine pecan]

higher chances of working out

[supple plume]

Advice this young fella on how to become a hecker

[eager crypt]

without subscription

[molten bobcat]

Study and ask questions from real people

[carmine pecan]

a girlfriend without subscription!

[molten bobcat]

And if you use an LLM at any point I'll break your hands

[eager crypt]

I will take that to grave

[dusky smelt]

🤨

[supple plume]

One time payment ?

That sounds worse

[carmine pecan]

Not including taxes and adjustments for inflation

[eager crypt]

hmmm, where do I start on hackthelunchbox

[carmine pecan]

them hoes are economy-savvy now

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[molten bobcat]

Fool

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[molten bobcat]

So any of those links will work kek

Asking for help in general is a crapshoot

[supple plume]

[molten bobcat]

I just hang out here to laugh

[carmine pecan]

Mr Cloud did you stop smoking?

[molten bobcat]

No

Was I supposed to

[carmine pecan]

Well I had a dream

where you said you did so

and I didn't even knew you smoked in the first place

[molten bobcat]

I don't smoke cigarettes if that's what you're asking

[open vigil]

MOOODS

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/hodl-meme-crypto-gif-8440685405279941522

[supple plume]

Ping the forbidden rule

[carmine pecan]

RastaCloud

[molten bobcat]

Lul

[carmine pecan]

but serious rule break is for pg13 right?

[supple plume]

Rasta stop barbecuing your lungs with dubious materials

[carmine pecan]

N word is very pg13

[supple plume]

Indian N word

[molten bobcat]

Lab tested for quality actually

[eager crypt]

thank you for all the help, I will add you guys

Cheerios

[molten bobcat]

I buy from a dispensary

[carmine pecan]

Don't you talk like this to petals smokable-tea

[supple plume]

Smoke

[carmine pecan]

ok

show

[molten bobcat]

Enjoy responsibly

[heavy oak]

waddup cloud

[molten bobcat]

Hallo

[open vigil]

no one enjoys responsibility

[molten bobcat]

I do!

[supple plume]

The only drug I enjoy these days is coffee

[molten bobcat]

Speaking of coffee that sounds nice right now I think

[carmine pecan]

you mean caffeine?

I have a friend who purified caffeine once and made a powder

[open vigil]

me want coffee but me want sleep

[molten bobcat]

Yo my cat is saying hello

[carmine pecan]

it's was a white powder

[supple plume]

I like the whole coffee experience, although I have caffeine pills

[supple plume]

But I rather not use the.

Them

[carmine pecan]

So we snorted the pure caffeine

[heavy oak]

what's their name?

[carmine pecan]

and oh boy oh boy

[molten bobcat]

His name is Tidus

[supple plume]

Thefuc

[carmine pecan]

Listen we were 19 and playing around with organic chemistry because nerds

[molten bobcat]

Love this little goober

[carmine pecan]

kitty

[heavy oak]

They look chill af. I used to have a cat, orange and white. His name was King. Miss that little mf

[molten bobcat]

I adopted my dude this February

Local shelter

[heavy oak]

Oh that's awesome

[molten bobcat]

Comparison photos from the other day vs when we first met

[heavy oak]

Look like a reformed thug lol

adorable

[molten bobcat]

I look over at him and he's chewing on his foot lmao

[past wigeon]

what did you used to enjoy tho?

feel free to DM i used to be quite the enjoyer myself.

[supple plume]

I used to enjoy adhd pills when I had a prescription

Not anymore...

[past wigeon]

yep, i had one of those.

that might've been where it all started for me, personally.

although those types were never my faves, we all start where we start.

😛

[supple plume]

I don't want to try anything else

Otherwise I'll be lost

[past wigeon]

yeah you gotta be careful. they forced them on me. which might've lost me from the start to be honest. science doesnt really know or understand that part well.

who would give their kids pills man wtf.

and who would believe anyone telling you to give your kids pills...

hey you know that precious animal you just gave life to? thru your body? here do some weird as shit to it.

[simple monolith]

what like ritalin?

concerta

[young glen]

Good evening all

[simple monolith]

just give me valiuuummmmmmumyum

chikachiki

[past wigeon]

is that a w. virginia mating call i hear?

[young glen]

Fall asleep from Valium

[rapid badger]

Invest in adhd med stocks. Its like investing in El Chapo from your phone. Beautiful times

[carmine pecan]

you would be surprised on the... eh... values and ethics of the average american.

[simple monolith]

its breeding season almost

[carmine pecan]

It is breeding season indeed

[young glen]

Breeding season?

[carmine pecan]

For w. virginia why?

[young glen]

Oh just wondering what you meant

[rapid swallow]

is anyone here self employed and do there own pentesting for clients?

[past wigeon]

not I, unfortunately. That sure would be nice though.

[supple plume]

Why

[rapid swallow]

thought i would network with some business owners

ask some advice as well

[supple plume]

You can dm me

[signal mica]

man do i despise web challs

https://tenor.com/view/snake-gif-24505083

[carmine pecan]

You prefer pwn challs?

Come do Blinded with me

[signal mica]

you already solved it osinted your htb profile

[carmine pecan]

🫵 🎅

Naughty list

[signal mica]

😩

[simple monolith]

so no enw box today?

[obtuse fern]

No; holidays

[young glen]

Np

[sharp shuttle]

a man will fall for this temptress and not bat an eye

[carmine pecan]

Next box when?

[sharp shuttle]

Next year, the last year

[signal mica]

please take a maverick 88 and kill me

thanks 👍

[gentle tulip]

No new box today right?

[sharp shuttle]

what a super duper specific gun choice azo

[muted olive]

nopes

[sharp shuttle]

why that one

[signal mica]

its cheap and efficient so you can get it easily

• it has enough blast force to send me flyinhg

[sharp shuttle]

what if i dont kill you and we get some drinks and go to the club instead

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tipsy-party-drunk-club-gif-5566593

[civic lance]

yo

[frigid mountain]

ayo

[civic lance]

is $839 normal for a GPU?

😭

[mystic harbor]

Yes

[civic lance]

wait really?

[mystic harbor]

Even 2000 is normal

[civic lance]

Im jus tasking

cuz ppl were talking about how AI

pushed the prices

for computer parts

and Im just now looking at upgrading

[civic lance]

Wait

Im dumb

no its not

💀

2000?????

[rapid badger]

Apple RAM finally worth it

[civic lance]

2000 cant be normal

[mystic harbor]

It is normal

Vro 3000 also and even sometimes 5000

[sharp shuttle]

new normal*

[mystic harbor]

Checkout the water cooled 5090

[signal mica]

i missed my last bus to the city (its fking 6pm on saturday) so no convenient way to get there unless taxi 20$

[mystic harbor]

Or the industrial die they making for openai

[signal mica]

LAST BUS 6PM SATURDAY

[sharp shuttle]

That seems early

[signal mica]

AND THEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE WHY DO SO MANY YNS DRINK AND DRIVE

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

I HAVE NO OTHER OPTION

FUCKASS

[sharp shuttle]

Im sorry bro

[supple plume]

in spain is normal if you want to drink a beer or somthing at morning if you want

[scenic maple]

then how do you make the rigth decision?

[supple plume]

while at work

[sharp shuttle]

I drink at work everyday

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-water-gif-21451797

[scenic maple]

[supple plume]

@mystic harbor

[mystic harbor]

Mosquito bit my sss

[scenic maple]

but akshually openai is based on everyone opnion

[supple plume]

good

[supple plume]

cherry picked, ask for a random number between 1 and 50 and it will give you 27

[mystic harbor]

Old age gets u brain atleast

[supple plume]

it feels like you learned something right?

the truth is, you didn't

[scenic maple]

but do i need to?

[cerulean bloom]

wut

[supple plume]

not really

[supple plume]

it also gives 12 somtimes

[scenic maple]

maybe cause u use white theme

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[mystic harbor]

Now I know what u do in u free time nigesh

[muted olive]

it gave me 37

[sharp shuttle]

he did it it again

[supple plume]

who and what

[mystic harbor]

Old man's wisdom

[sharp shuttle]

bro called you a slur

[supple plume]

oh yeah

[scenic maple]

no nigesh has a special meaning actually

it means a guy who is low paid

[muted olive]

It said 37 five times...

[supple plume]

- @SERIOUSRULEBREAK

[muted olive]

why is this the case

[sharp shuttle]

in america its combining two slurs, check urban dictionary 😛

[mystic harbor]

😂 you people just invented a new word for no reason

[sharp shuttle]

i dont personally care, but you know what you are doing

[supple plume]

it has a random seed generator like minecraft to prevent giving always the exact same answer

[scenic maple]

hmmm

[scenic maple]

well arent u low paid?

[lofty warren]

luv ur guys

[scenic maple]

what abt gals?

[mystic harbor]

[carmine pecan]

Not only ChatGPT but

[mystic harbor]

They have the same data

[supple plume]

he get's paid less than 1 biryani a day but still bought a car with a credit card

[carmine pecan]

My data?!

[mystic harbor]

Nigesh i got in cash

[scenic maple]

maybe gemini is a chatgpt wrapper

and they are running shared accounts

[muted olive]

clearly its not random enough

[scenic maple]

thats why it so dumb

[carmine pecan]

always was

[sharp shuttle]

cash advancing a credit card, bold move

[mystic harbor]

[carmine pecan]

uh oh @scenic maple

[lofty warren]

||gender doesn’t matter dawg, nutting is the only priority||

[carmine pecan]

She knows!

She is using 27 just to trick us

She gave a whole explanation on how easy it is to trick humans

we are soo cooked

[mystic harbor]

Deal

[scenic maple]

no bro its the ai overlords
they became sus after u asked it twice

[lime trout]

What tool is that

I don’t recognize

[carmine pecan]

Gemini

[mystic harbor]

Maybe the explanation is the real fooling

[lofty warren]

google AI studio

[scenic maple]

how did u make it star lit?

[sharp shuttle]

i love how its called gemini, google got the esotericism down with that name

[carmine pecan]

Google AI models may make mistakes, so double-check outputs.

Everyone here does that

right?

RiGhT?!

[supple plume]

no I ship ai slop into production sometimes

directly

[mystic harbor]

GOGGLE AI MIGHT MIGHT WAKE UP DOUBLE CHECK

[carmine pecan]

the true ai slop are the true ai slop are the true ai slop are the true ai slop are the

[lofty warren]

always double-check if we dont wnna be a jerk tbh fellas

[scenic maple]

lets just say it usually makes more mistakes then all the other models combined

[sharp shuttle]

gemini is a good name because some humans have "gemini syndrome" which is "two-brained", these are people who happen to talk to themselves explicitly out loud more than others, as if conversating with another person who cannot hear them unless they speak out loud

i find that cool

[lime trout]

Damn, it’s smart

They’re learning

[scenic maple]

gl on the water wars of 2030 😭

[carmine pecan]

lol I do that

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, alot of people, especially here, have it

[carmine pecan]

And It's not only another guy

There's about 5 Petals

yeah it's common

how can they decide this is a syndrome

[sharp shuttle]

syndrome is something uncommon heuristically

[lofty warren]

💀

[carmine pecan]

ambigious moving goal posts here

[sharp shuttle]

normies dont even have an internal monologue, and the ones that do think its god

think about that.

[carmine pecan]

fuck.

[lime trout]

Imagine like being able to visualize things in your head

Or see shit you make up

[sharp shuttle]

you are lying

[lime trout]

Crazy ppl fr

[sharp shuttle]

you are different

i must kill you

[mystic harbor]

Run it locally

[supple plume]

I've known a chess player with schizofrenia who could hear 2 different voices at the same time

[sharp shuttle]

god told me to kill you

[carmine pecan]

What... I can visualize stuff in my head is this common or uncommon?

[supple plume]

played really good

[scenic maple]

it depends

[lime trout]

That’s more common

[carmine pecan]

I can also smell colors and color smells

[sharp shuttle]

uncommon, extremely - well there are levels to vividness

[scenic maple]

half the people cant do it

[lime trout]

It’s a scale

[carmine pecan]

now keep halving

[mystic harbor]

New pickup line unlocked

[lime trout]

most people can do it some amount

[carmine pecan]

lmao, I just practice Fire kasina

[sharp shuttle]

google aphantasia and prophantasia

[scenic maple]

its all about gatekeeping

[carmine pecan]

My vividness is peak

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/made-by-clown-gif-4428586269206149108

[lime trout]

Yeah I got the funny aphantasia

[sharp shuttle]

i have both too

[carmine pecan]

So you got a fantasy eh?

[lime trout]

Huh

[carmine pecan]

Me too, it's about airplanes and chocolate

a phantasy

phantomsy

[lime trout]

I mean, I got final fantasy

[sharp shuttle]

they are not hallucinations, its more like augmented reality

[scenic maple]

i wonder when vr will be mainstream

[sharp shuttle]

when girls adopt it

[scenic maple]

zuck lied so much

[lofty warren]

im not using Nano Banana, i use Qwen model

[carmine pecan]

The streamers

[scenic maple]

guys again

😩

[carmine pecan]

The orange platform being port swigger

[sharp shuttle]

just girls in general, they will use it to put a chad sillouhette over you and if you dont line up to the 6ft, or hourglass shape they will remove you from their vision

[carmine pecan]

-# no this waas a lie

[carmine pecan]

oh that's actually cool

Augmented rejection interface

ARI for short

[sharp shuttle]

yup

[scenic maple]

there has been some works on web vr tech

but its not there yet

[carmine pecan]

port swing

[scenic maple]

but i am sure in the next 10 years we will have tripple A games on the browser

[sharp shuttle]

the most common use for augmented reality soon will be face swapping, your girl will have a a list celebrities face over yours

enjoy lads

[scenic maple]

we already have face swapping

[sharp shuttle]

not in real time

[carmine pecan]

Hm I have a use for that too and I am not a girl

[mystic harbor]

My browser can't even handle HTb academy sometimes

[sharp shuttle]

someone blasting through their nitro emotes

lol

[carmine pecan]

vro? what's your postal? I will send you more RAM

[scenic maple]

with this your brwoser can tap into your gpu
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/WebGPU_API
native processing

[obtuse fern]

I decided to bite the bullet and reformat my notes. Gonna probably drop my # of files down to 1/3

[mystic harbor]

It is in my gpu

[carmine pecan]

But Marcie can you visualize stuff?

[sharp shuttle]

hey gurl... ye. whats yo numbah.. 🙏

[carmine pecan]

Brath wants to know

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

[obtuse fern]

I visualize myself as the chad, and you as the virgin

[carmine pecan]

1337

[scenic maple]

bro is quite the rizzler

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-speech-bubble-bubble-fish-meme-gif-25115905

[scenic maple]

bro didnt hold back

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/virgin-mary-mother-of-god-gif-12306527

[carmine pecan]

Nice, this sounds nice darling. Wanna go grab dinner?

[obtuse fern]

I prefer to eat my dinner, not grab it

[sharp shuttle]

you both face swapping, god

[carmine pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451977424622325911/1451984259836281045/image0.gif

[sharp shuttle]

modern bag over the head

[frigid mountain]

a bit problematic

I'm not required to do the labor to educate you. Do better!

[obtuse fern]

How? Looks like a geisha performance, this is common

[supple plume]

I'm so glad that random guy gave me 1 free year of nitro

[frigid mountain]

it was a joke

[scenic maple]

ye it is geisha

[carmine pecan]

:0

[sharp shuttle]

modern prank idea, get your friend drunk and tattoo his entire face black

[frigid mountain]

😄

[sharp shuttle]

ahahahahaahahaahahaha

so funneh

[scenic maple]

but you cant wash tattoos

they stay

[carmine pecan]

Back in the good old days we used cross and nails as pranks

[sharp shuttle]

modern prank bro

[frigid mountain]

I'm getting tattooed again today

[sharp shuttle]

its just a modern prank

[frigid mountain]

For like 3-4 hours

[scenic maple]

modern prank be sounding like medieval prank

[frigid mountain]

Finishing my american trad sleeve

[sharp shuttle]

nice danny

[frigid mountain]

😄

[sharp shuttle]

have fun

[obtuse fern]

Echo

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/hydrogen-bomb-nuke-gif-19028852

the prank in question

[frigid mountain]

I enjoy it. I mean, it hurts but I love the experience. I love the sounds and smells of a tattoo shop.

[obtuse fern]

Quit it with the suggestive reactions

[frigid mountain]

I love the results

[scenic maple]

is that the bully jacked ?

[frigid mountain]

I love the artwork

[supple plume]

this makes me so happy

[carmine pecan]

it makes me happy too echoes

[scenic maple]

i have heard all bullies wear the same jacket

[sharp shuttle]

you actually.. think nukes are real?..

pffft

[carmine pecan]

Yes there's even a minecraft mod so it must be real

[frigid mountain]

This reminds me of the Boston hardcore gang "FSU"

[obtuse fern]

If i have to remind you again you're going into the silent corner

[carmine pecan]

I even ate uranium once

uranus

[sharp shuttle]

the only nuke is the trvke

[carmine pecan]

truth?

[sharp shuttle]

trvth nvke

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/no-im-not-trump-weird-horse-dr-strangelove-1964comedy-peter-sellers-gif-14713516

[mystic harbor]

[frigid mountain]

It's me I'm riding the nuke

[carmine pecan]

the censorship!

[sharp shuttle]

tell me your full name, i can help you

[frigid mountain]

Thedan Patrick

[carmine pecan]

Yes DM your full name to Brathdair he can help you

[sharp shuttle]

^^^

[scenic maple]

https://account.hackthebox.com/user-settings

[obtuse fern]

Its updated via https://account.hackthebox.com/user-settings

[frigid mountain]

Brath will help part your from your identity and life savings

[carmine pecan]

Finally peace

[sharp shuttle]

i will help you part with your kidneys

[frigid mountain]

[obtuse fern]

Jokes on you, Brath already has that information

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-the-unicorn-they-took-my-kidney-gif-3533765

[carmine pecan]

He already has my kidney?

[obtuse fern]

I know that if I ever forget my social security number, brath has my back

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-kidney-stone-lowtiergod-low-tier-god-urethra-gif-5203112783778224128

[frigid mountain]

in 3rd or 4th grade they made us memorize our SSN

[scenic maple]

altho i gotta be honest if doctors dont take the stones out thats how it comes out

so remember to drink water

[obtuse fern]

Fun fact; SSN was not meant to be a form of Identification

[supple plume]

yeah that's right

[obtuse fern]

Since its incredibly insecure

[carmine pecan]

Yes, for each 1L of water remembers to top it with 2L of Coca-Cola

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-water-drinking-ice-water-ducks-gif-25233424

[sharp shuttle]

correct, it was created for voter fraud

[frigid mountain]

That's why I'm a SovCit and use a cardboard license plate

[sharp shuttle]

i love the founding fathers, they thought of everything

[scenic maple]

cause of death: sugar

[carmine pecan]

cause of death: natural selection with a flavor of artificial selection with a subflavor of natural selection

[frigid mountain]

everything except slavery

[sharp shuttle]

slavery is still hot today, even in america

[carmine pecan]

paid slavery

[obtuse fern]

Yeah like what if a president is so well loved that the people vote for him 4 terms in a row

[frigid mountain]

I am approx 40% a slave for the government

[sharp shuttle]

if we do the math, im 100% a debt slave

[carmine pecan]

We will pay you barely enough so you will have a semblance of being well-paid, but you still be shackled to us and need to keep working!

Freedom!

[scenic maple]

which government

[frigid mountain]

Local, state, federal

take your pick

[obtuse fern]

Also; theres literally a carveout in the amendment abolishing slavery- "except as a punishment for a crime"

[carmine pecan]

It's the local definition of Freedom

and don't you dare question it

[sharp shuttle]

and you are too if you dont have government backed insurance on your stock portoflio (you dont)

[frigid mountain]

i'm not certain about that. Which amendment abolished slavery? 13th?

[sharp shuttle]

the 2nd

[frigid mountain]

fair

[obtuse fern]

13th

[frigid mountain]

and aligns with my interests

[carmine pecan]

Freedom, more like dom

[sharp shuttle]

is she goth?

[frigid mountain]

i should know better than to doubt you by now

[sharp shuttle]

if so, im down

[carmine pecan]

yes

[sharp shuttle]

lesgo

[carmine pecan]

they are all goths

[sharp shuttle]

goth matriarchy when

[carmine pecan]

Damn!

yes

Buddhacracy and Goth Matriarchy the only two systems I would be happy living in

[obtuse fern]

These are conversations ive had a fair bit with people

[frigid mountain]

I met and went back to her hotel with a hot goth girl last weekend because I complimented her Demonia platforms. By night 2 of the rave I was carrying her purse so she could dance. Platonically.

[obtuse fern]

-1.

[sharp shuttle]

the fact you just said demonia platforms tells me how much of a simp you are

[carmine pecan]

Trinary?

[obtuse fern]

Ternary, and no ternary is 0,1,2

[frigid mountain]

I'm not at all but if you know about women's fashion and makeup and you buy those things without prompting you will be a happy man.

[carmine pecan]

No, it's 0,1,T

[sharp shuttle]

you misunderstood my definition of simp

[frigid mountain]

oh

[carmine pecan]

and it can be 0,1,-1

[frigid mountain]

hmm

[civic lance]

Can u predict how much water AI is using right now?

[frigid mountain]

I only take it as a negative connotation

[sharp shuttle]

it means something different with goth girls

[frigid mountain]

explain

[sharp shuttle]

(natural)

[carmine pecan]

shrimp?

[frigid mountain]

I thought it implied submissiveness?

[sharp shuttle]

goth girl wont even look at you unless you simp for her

it does

[frigid mountain]

not my role tho

[obtuse fern]

Apparently you are also correct Petals, (-1,0,1) is one form of ternary computation

[carmine pecan]

I thought a simp is when you not rich

[sharp shuttle]

all you gatta do is be the hottest beta orbiter

[frigid mountain]

I thought a simp is when you're not smart

[carmine pecan]

differerent priorities you have

[obtuse fern]

Too much

[sharp shuttle]

you are taking me way too seriously, dan

im fucking with you

yall wanna see something funny

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-learning-gif-14395199

[obtuse fern]

No, I own a mirror

[carmine pecan]

Ha! you guys think AI is unpredictable? Wait 'till you learn how much water I am using right now

[frigid mountain]

I'm a serious human, Brath.

[sharp shuttle]

i def identify with a jester

[carmine pecan]

serious human, lmao

[sharp shuttle]

gatta keep you on your toes

[carmine pecan]

homo sapiens serious

and homo jester jester

[frigid mountain]

serious as a heart attack

[sharp shuttle]

only i can kiss the king, for its but a jest!

[carmine pecan]

three people die every two seconds

[frigid mountain]

hot tip: don't eat 25g of creatine for breakfast and Indian food for dinner.

[carmine pecan]

it's not serious it happens all the time

[carmine pecan]

Can I show you the king now?

[sharp shuttle]

only if the queen is goth

[carmine pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405627844561997885/1405643326580981760/image.gif

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-on-beach-white-monster-white-monster-ultra-energy-drink-beach-beach-water-gif-5366754054609105058

[carmine pecan]

wait wrong gif

[frigid mountain]

I got a case of these bad boys last night

I'm about to have one

[sharp shuttle]

you are too old to be drinking monster

yolo i guess right

[frigid mountain]

stfu I quit cigs I can drink anything

[sharp shuttle]

did you really?

[frigid mountain]

yeah

[sharp shuttle]

yeah go for it man

[frigid mountain]

5.5 years ago

[sharp shuttle]

i respect that

[obtuse fern]

Anyway. Im going back to refactoring my notes. Chaos reigns or whatever

[frigid mountain]

I did have some party cigs last weekend because I bought a pack for the rave kiddies to meet people on the patio but...um....intoxication happened. But outside of that no cigs in 5.5 years and zero desire for any now

[sharp shuttle]

party cigs?

[frigid mountain]

yeah like...cigs you have while partying. These were obviously menthol camel crushes. The ultimate party cig

[supple plume]

social nicotine

[sharp shuttle]

not to be an ass but thats pretty much like a vegan eating chicken nuggets

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-kitten-orange-cat-cat-waddling-cat-waddle-waddling-kitten-gif-26256461

[frigid mountain]

first of all you are an ass and not because of that statement

[sharp shuttle]

i can still attempt to oracle the statement

[carmine pecan]

;

[carmine pecan]

It was an expression not an statement

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-take-a-shit-going-gif-13859866

[carmine pecan]

because it does not ends in ;

[sharp shuttle]

i unironically announce when i have to shit pretty normally around any audience

its not even a power play, just being honest

[carmine pecan]

I have no mouth and I must Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

[sharp shuttle]

You say you have no kernel

[carmine pecan]

Buffering was off

[sharp shuttle]

I have no patience and I must listen to 68 iq people all day at my job

[rocky tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/kogama-gif-3940243570587139592

[sharp shuttle]

i have no cat and i must pet

[carmine pecan]

pet me

🫦

😼

[rocky tartan]

how to access reality ?

[carmine pecan]

no

[sharp shuttle]

stop taking SSRI's

eat a shroomie

rewire

[vast lava]

when are usually rewards from seasons given?

does anyone know

[sharp shuttle]

at the end of the season

[rocky tartan]

what we call people who create procedures to access reality ?

[sharp shuttle]

esoteric surgery (real term)

[proud moth]

instructions unclear, i ate too many shroomies and i can't hack anymore

[sharp shuttle]

you ganna come out of that an entirely new person

you probably wont even be italian

[carmine pecan]

Italy mentioned

Where Mussolini

[proud moth]

cuh i am legit scared like a mf to do that

[rocky tartan]

i did it...

[carmine pecan]

I love mussolini I eat it everyday

[proud moth]

upside down

[supple plume]

I once ate a mushroom and I imagine a man with the head transformed into an anvil

[carmine pecan]

it's good in pizza

yumyum

[supple plume]

couldn't stop laughing about it for hours

[sharp shuttle]

you did not, esoteric surgery takes approx 6-8 hours, in the woods, with a trip sitter and a beautiful fire

[carmine pecan]

Gorgonzolla or Mussolini what's the best?

[proud moth]

strip teaser* and a beautiful fire

[rocky tartan]

well, i did it, but it's strange because you feel like you're not who you think you are

[sharp shuttle]

it is extremely hard to persuaded by the female form when you are that high dude, you will likely feel disgusted

[silver forge]

I ate mushrooms today. I think they were champions

[carmine pecan]

lmao, this is just basic neuroplasticity

[proud moth]

this

[carmine pecan]

if you feel this is strange

I have bad news

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-freddie-mercury-bohemian-rhapsody-gif-7275013

[proud moth]

ayo HTB we need some stats about how many goth hacker girls are on the site

[carmine pecan]

atleast 1

[proud moth]

fr fr

[carmine pecan]

that being impetor

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-hide-funny-grass-gif-12473035910100820179

[supple plume]

maybe 1/2

[rocky tartan]

we're all goth girls

[alpine pumice]

what should i have for breakfast

[proud moth]

damn

[sharp shuttle]

im sure there are a few, and please DM me if you are reading this so I can join your orbit ❤️

[carmine pecan]

timezones

[silver forge]

damn out of moose 🙁 it was succulent

[sharp shuttle]

name tracks with statement

[proud moth]

LORD HELP ME if i ever meet a goth hacker girl

[carmine pecan]

lmao

[sharp shuttle]

she ganna cut you up with surgical razors

bye bye kidney

(it was worth it)

[alpine pumice]

maidenless behavior

[proud moth]

HTB guru mommy 💀

[rocky tartan]

a girl that is not a goth girl is much superior

[carmine pecan]

mommy will remove your kidney now sweetie

[sharp shuttle]

if you date a girl smarter than you, you are just asking to be controlled

(and thats okay)

[proud moth]

fr fr

[alpine pumice]

that's what they want

[sharp shuttle]

hell yeah brothers, our moms were too good to us

[rocky tartan]

is it natural to have persistent state of intelligence ?

[carmine pecan]

by not removing a kidney

[austere sinew]

Statistics of how many morons are on the site you could definitely be the first listed datum

[sharp shuttle]

you get it

[carmine pecan]

it takes maintanence

[proud moth]

of course

[carmine pecan]

but it can be quite natural whatever that means

[supple plume]

inversely proportional to goth women

[carmine pecan]

lol you guys really believe in gothcracy

[proud moth]

if i find out that THM has more goth hackers than HTB im droppin out

[rocky tartan]

what's wrong with men hackers ?

[alpine pumice]

is chicken fried steak the best breakfast ever

[carmine pecan]

In HackingClub we have a lot of short haired women

[rocky tartan]

men hackers are cute too

[sharp shuttle]

349,934 (minus one for you ❤️ ) morons on this platform

[carmine pecan]

just for your information

[carmine pecan]

yes

[proud moth]

bro got that stats right

[worthy cargo]

Chicken fried steak

How do you fry a steak with chicken?

[carmine pecan]

the chicken is inside the steak

[sharp shuttle]

chicken fat

[alpine pumice]

very deliciously

[carmine pecan]

and it's a big steak

[supple plume]

vro

[carmine pecan]

nice history

[alpine pumice]

i'm talking to this girl and she wants to go out tomorrow ... at 1130. who the fuck wants to wake up and get out of bed early enough to do something at 1130.

[carmine pecan]

mods!

[sharp shuttle]

thats your history no?

[carmine pecan]

I have things to do

[austere sinew]

Most girls do…

[sharp shuttle]

but you guys

[carmine pecan]

I ask to please be muted for an hour

mods!

[alpine pumice]

but it's sunday, so early

[sharp shuttle]

didnt even ask about herstory

[supple plume]

It suprised me

[carmine pecan]

mute me for an hour

[alpine pumice]

suppsoed to sleep in on sunday

[carmine pecan]

this is a serious request

[austere sinew]

Most girls love doing stuff on sunday because then we get time back we losy

[carmine pecan]

I will use the N word to force a mute

[supple plume]

you can use the C words

[carmine pecan]

Is this only girls?

[supple plume]

gets you muted faster

[sharp shuttle]

hell yeah, i love brunch with mimosas, burritos, and love is blind season 8

[austere sinew]

You know too much

[alpine pumice]

how does that get you time back

[sharp shuttle]

im unironically serious

[carmine pecan]

please mods I need to be muted for an hour

[sharp shuttle]

saturday is for the boys, sunday is for her 😉

[carmine pecan]

banned for an hour

or something

[austere sinew]

Because day time stuff is different to evening time stuff and you finally get to do day time stuff during the weekend

[supple plume]

why is that

[carmine pecan]

I have stuff to dou

[simple monolith]

just do it!

[supple plume]

try doing it

there

[austere sinew]

If anything take it as a compliment you’ve been invited to day time stuff

That’s normally reserved for the girls

[sharp shuttle]

for the majority of the cretins here, they would rather ignore their girls for 8 hours a day to play video games

you guys know who you are

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[simple monolith]

i rather playy runescape then cuddle with my crazy girl nxext door

[austere sinew]

Im tempted to start naming names

[silver forge]

I did and she is kind of fuming

[austere sinew]

Is she crazy or did you make her crazy mr runescape

[alpine pumice]

it's already 11:16 here and i can't even decide what to have for breakfast

[sharp shuttle]

which anime is this

[simple monolith]

chicken and the egg bro

[alpine pumice]

sounds heavy though

[sharp shuttle]

im about 1 hour north of you, im making chicken katsu rn

[alpine pumice]

that sounds pretty good

you're in WA or something?

[sharp shuttle]

weve been over this

[alpine pumice]

~35 miles from me

[sharp shuttle]

yep

[alpine pumice]

i could make it there in 20 mins

[rocky tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-gif-10550297288601576464

[sharp shuttle]

hmm, maybe. id unironically invite you over but the house is a mess from our most recent contract

i had to build some really messy shit

today is cleaning day

[alpine pumice]

same

[rocky tartan]

maybe meet outside

[sharp shuttle]

cold as hell here brother

[alpine pumice]

at least the flooding has paused for a bit

[worthy cargo]

What does OP mean?

[sharp shuttle]

thats true, i was enjoying it

original poster

[alpine pumice]

original poster, overpowered

[worthy cargo]

"Vibe coding is OP"

Sigh

[sharp shuttle]

overpowered

[worthy cargo]

I speak English

Not fucking acronym

[sharp shuttle]

dude...

[worthy cargo]

I hate the new lingo bullshit

[sharp shuttle]

OP is from like 2 decades ago

[worthy cargo]

it's still fucking stupid

[alpine pumice]

it's a vidya game thing

[rocky tartan]

people who use abbreviations are ...

[sharp shuttle]

you are not a le epic gamer for not knowing that

[worthy cargo]

yeah

[sharp shuttle]

if you are good looking you can say anything and still swoon

"im a pro gamer" is playing pinball

still worked for me

[simple monolith]

Davinci resolve is a pretty awesome free video editor

[sharp shuttle]

yeah its nice

[simple monolith]

just starting to use it

[sharp shuttle]

you on windows?

[simple monolith]

yes

[sharp shuttle]

thanks for that

[simple monolith]

makes it easier

[rocky tartan]

what's the best thing about an os ?

[alpine pumice]

that they allow you to connect to the internet and have information at your fingertips

[sharp shuttle]

anything else?

[rocky tartan]

indeed

[simple monolith]

hahah

[sharp shuttle]

[rocky tartan]

is this what notes are for

[simple monolith]

thats sums it

[sharp shuttle]

thats how i use them

[rocky tartan]

interesting

that's dedication

[sharp shuttle]

everybody here has one, some are bigger than others

no, its called caring

[alpine pumice]

lol you put the OS they use

[rocky tartan]

what's mine ?

[sharp shuttle]

currently empty

you havent done anything to intrigue me

[rocky tartan]

you're cute

and now ?

[rocky tartan]

🫢

[sharp shuttle]

you can always correct the record

[rocky tartan]

thank you

[worthy cargo]

Nothing wrong with being homosexual