general

[sharp shuttle]

sneak peak

[civic lance]

What the actual fuck are u building

U are fr a nerd

Ur mousepad

Ur desktop layout

Ik ur a technical nerd

[alpine pumice]

show yours nerd

[sturdy glen]

I remember being able to filter retired boxes by vulnerability.

Is that still a thing?

I don't see the filter anymore

[molten bobcat]

Finished a module

Mostly review but it's done now

[civic lance]

Yes this kid is a nerd

He even got the Linux penguin on his desktop

[alpine pumice]

fake news, the drink color is different, the blue wrapper in upper left isn't there

[molten bobcat]

His name is Tux

[sharp shuttle]

photo was from yesterday xD

[alpine pumice]

no marker etc

[civic lance]

Peep his fucking mousepad😭😭😭

What is that mousepad

What are the shortcuts for☠️

[heavy oak]

Yo yo

[sharp shuttle]

nice

[molten bobcat]

This is mine

[sharp shuttle]

nice we posting battlestations now

cloud has two big red buttons because one isnt enough

[molten bobcat]

The left one kills everything everywhere and the right one isn't programmed yet

[sharp shuttle]

the kill switch when your boss walks in

(the cat)

[civic lance]

NERDDDDDDDDD

[molten bobcat]

It keeps cats off the sofa (by killing them)

[sharp shuttle]

you realize thats a compliment here

[heavy oak]

That's a compliment on this server

[molten bobcat]

I make more money than pretty much everyone I went to school with

[civic lance]

Yall think I’m tryna outright insult yall😭

[alpine pumice]

feels good doesn't it

[molten bobcat]

Then stop saying nerdddddd

[civic lance]

I’m just saying things how it is

Nerddd

[molten bobcat]

Nerdddddd

[civic lance]

Geek

[molten bobcat]

Relevant

[civic lance]

I lowkey needa get on my HTB grind

[sharp shuttle]

whats stopping you from reaching peak

[civic lance]

Procrastination

[civic lance]

Watch pantheon

[sharp shuttle]

yeah that was your issue, uhhh several days ago?

i dont watch tv, its all the same shit over and over

[civic lance]

Oh from the exam right?

[molten bobcat]

I mean I got off my ass and did a module today

[sharp shuttle]

i guess

how did it go

[civic lance]

No trust me trust me

Watch pantheon

[heavy oak]

I feel that. I was thinking the exact same thing. I'm gonna use this as a call to get to it

[civic lance]

I got a 70 om it

So my overall grade for calc is a B-

[sharp shuttle]

i woulda given you a 67

[civic lance]

SIXXXXX

[molten bobcat]

You exhaust me

[civic lance]

SEVENNNNN

[civic lance]

No fr watch pantheon it’s really gooood

[molten bobcat]

Correct

[sharp shuttle]

vroooom vroooom

[molten bobcat]

Partner made dinner and it was nice

[sharp shuttle]

whats it on i dont really have anything but apple tv

[molten bobcat]

Everything's on Plex smile

[sharp shuttle]

true

[civic lance]

Aren’t u a cyber security person

There something u can do that starts with a p and ends with an e

[molten bobcat]

And? A MF can't watch severance?

[dusky jacinth]

Oml this laptop is so yummy

[vivid flower]

My gf is tryin to get me to watch supernatural

[civic lance]

Ew

[dusky jacinth]

My ex made me watch vampire diaries

[molten bobcat]

Severance is sick as fuck btw

[dusky jacinth]

I’ve heard it’s great

[molten bobcat]

I'm only on like episode 3 so far

[dusky jacinth]

Haven’t watched it yet

[sharp shuttle]

not really, these days im kinda more like a trainer

everything is presentations and shit

[molten bobcat]

I love ben Scott as an actor

[vivid flower]

Just showed her higurashi so its not all bad

[civic lance]

Trainer?

[sharp shuttle]

yep, DEOXYS I CHOOSE YOU

[molten bobcat]

Sorry Adam Scott

That's his name

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah Brath is my personal trainer

I’m a gen 4

I’m piplup

He won’t evolve me

[civic lance]

Brath sits at his computer all day drinking red bull

[dusky jacinth]

Please help

[civic lance]

Typing commands on his terminal

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/quilava-pokémon-quilava-flame-wheel-pokémon-flame-wheel-quilava-uses-flame-wheel-gif-26157033

QUIVALA GANG

[dusky jacinth]

ILLEGAL

[brazen crown]

i read ur name as bradar air

[vivid flower]

I am a bulbasaur

Sexually

[sharp shuttle]

you got it 100% correct

[dusky jacinth]

Platinum is the greatest game oat

[vivid flower]

You misspelled Crystal

[sharp shuttle]

ill make your vulvasaur, happy valentines day

[molten bobcat]

Proof I'm a better pokemon trainer than you

[brazen crown]

in my head i say it with the voice of that instagram reels turkish ai dude

BRADAR WHAT IS THIS

[sharp shuttle]

i cannot relate and the fact your inner voice is an AI voice, means god is dead

[molten bobcat]

My inner voice sounds like me

[brazen crown]

no the guy isn't ai

[torn cedar]

WOPR

[vivid flower]

Do you need to have awful taste in literally every single thing

[molten bobcat]

I think this guy's pissed I could kick his ass in a Pokemon battle

[heady sage]

pokemon eh?

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-griffin-family-guy-wtf-gif-excuse-me-gif-molstycoochie-gif-26255352

[brazen crown]

i say ur name like this guy
https://www.tiktok.com/@heyselcuk.ai/video/7569520845278678294

[molten bobcat]

I'm just genuinely confused where the fuck that tone and hostility came from

I posted a funny pokemon clip

And said a joke

[sharp shuttle]

i dont have tiktok, i cannot watch this

[vivid flower]

Tendies will play any slop game freak makes

[brazen crown]

i don't have tiktok and i was able to open it

[molten bobcat]

Who on earth takes "I am a better pokemon trainer than you" as a genuine insult to their character

[brazen crown]

in the browser

[vivid flower]

Pokemon hasnt been good since gen 3

[molten bobcat]

This is you right now

[vivid flower]

Only children who dont know any better and adult manchildren who cant let go still play it

[sharp shuttle]

what a browser, you mean like Atlas?

[brazen crown]

what

[molten bobcat]

Not an ounce of joy or whimsy in this mfs life

[sharp shuttle]

like openai atlas

[vivid flower]

I enjoy better things simple as

[molten bobcat]

I played a video game for fun once and boy howdy did it tell tyc all about my character

I played Freddy fish and the sims and dark souls and because I played those it changed me and defined me as a person

Actual fuckin moron logic

Anyone who takes you seriously in any context is at a net loss

[vivid flower]

Dark souls is great so is clair obscur

Pokemon aint

[molten bobcat]

Who the fuck cares dude

You're just a twat who can't let people do anything without you having some "haha I'm more enlightened than u" bullshit comment about it

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-get-a-job-soup-spongebob-squarepants-find-a-job-gif-19390154

[heady sage]

why do you guys always bicker so much

[molten bobcat]

Cuz I get scathing dickhead comments for no reason whatsoever lmao

I posted a funny pokemon video and bro starts geeking out about how "aha I was right you're just a tendie loving normie!!!"

Fuckin invest in a CPAP bro I can hear your sleep apnea from here

[dusky jacinth]

Who knows man, who knows

[heavy oak]

Yo @molten bobcat , you're a savage and I love it lol

[molten bobcat]

I just wanted to post a funny video dammit lmao

I ain't starting fights with fuckin nobody but momma didn't raise someone who doesn't finish what's been started

I was just trying to talk about how much I love quilava

https://tenor.com/view/typhlosion-pokemon-cooking-family-gif-27137281

[dusky jacinth]

Chimchar >>

[molten bobcat]

I like tepig a lot too

https://tenor.com/view/tepig-gif-10724231263273532253

[dusky jacinth]

I realy only played gen 4

[molten bobcat]

Absolute cutie

[dusky jacinth]

Which ones have you played C1oud?

[molten bobcat]

All of them 😄

[heavy oak]

I was weirdly hype on Onyx lol

[molten bobcat]

He's Brock in real life holy shit

My first game when I was little was a yellow Gameboy with pokemon yellow

[alpine pumice]

they never block each other they both love it

[molten bobcat]

I have him blocked I just have an awful habit of opening his messages even a single time

And it's always immediate garbage ragebait

[heavy oak]

That's wassup. I had the purple gameboy advance that was shaped like a trapezoid lol

[rapid badger]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/12/us/los-angeles-officers-fired-playing-pokemon-go-trnd

[molten bobcat]

Skipped that and got a Gameboy advance SP

Mine was blue

[heavy oak]

For the best. The one I had didn't include a backlight

[kindred marsh]

What is the time now ?

[heavy oak]

In what time zone?

[raven rain]

check your clock

[kindred marsh]

What's yours ?

[heavy oak]

UTC

[kindred marsh]

So what is the time now ?

[dusky jacinth]

LOL

[heavy oak]

2

[dusky jacinth]

Bros trying to OSINT you based on your time zone

[kindred marsh]

Am ?

[rapid badger]

3I atlas flies over in about 2h

[molten bobcat]

This was mine

[dusky jacinth]

I had one that’s red

I DO have one that’s red

With Pokémon red on it

[heavy oak]

2 late, I'm on to your schemes bruh

[dusky jacinth]

I lied I have played that one

[dusky jacinth]

GOTTEM

🫵GTE FUCKED

[kindred marsh]

😞

[molten bobcat]

I currently have a Nintendo 3DS XL

[dusky jacinth]

My favorite was the DSi XL

[terse dirge]

Is it homebrewed?

[molten bobcat]

It's "orange creamsicle"

And yes it is

Persistently

[heavy oak]

It's okay friend. I was paranoid long before I got into cyber

[heady sage]

Did I show you what I had for dinner tonight?

[dusky jacinth]

I’m more paranoid now though for sure

[molten bobcat]

I also have a PlayStation 2

[kindred marsh]

I am new here can you be my daddy ?

[molten bobcat]

What the fuck

[dusky jacinth]

SHAT

[heady sage]

Not the og playstation?

[dusky jacinth]

WHAT THE FUCK

can we get a mod please

[molten bobcat]

It can play those

Backwards compatible!

[dusky jacinth]

@alpine pumice

[heady sage]

Anyway

[heady sage]

Let’s just ignore that

[molten bobcat]

Lmaooo

[kindred marsh]

Bro Daddy = Friend

[heavy oak]

I've fathered many children but they don't call me that. shoo shoo lol

[molten bobcat]

Daddy does not equal friend lmao

[dusky jacinth]

Don’t say that again

I’m blocking you actually

[kindred marsh]

Kk

[dusky jacinth]

I’ve never been more uncomfortable

[dusky jacinth]

They’re blocked now

[kindred marsh]

He blocked me noooooooo

[heady sage]

I am so sorry @heavy oak

[heavy oak]

My apologies.. I tend to have that affect #PootieTang jk lol

[molten bobcat]

Okay but

I could play Diablo on stream

[dusky jacinth]

Infact you could

2?

I hope it’s 2

[molten bobcat]

4

[heady sage]

I would watch that but I need to hack tonight

[dusky jacinth]

Aw man

[molten bobcat]

They added paladin

[dusky jacinth]

I also probably need to hack

[heady sage]

Can’t skip a day

[molten bobcat]

It's very nicely animated and the sound design for it is great

I completed a module earlier

So I'm free haha

[heavy oak]

All is fair in love and war

[heady sage]

I had some beef gyros tonight gents

[heavy oak]

Especially leg day

[heady sage]

And they were good

[terse dirge]

Nice

[molten bobcat]

I did chest and shoulders today

[terse dirge]

99 brand watermelon with orange is really good 😄

shit would slap with an orange soda

I had to settle with zero calorie orange flavor thingy

[torn cedar]

I had Pork chops in gravy with rice

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/top-10-statues-that-cried-blood-top-10-cyber-oli-top-10-bmth-bmth-gif-625666489739844580

[heady sage]

Having mini gyro sandwiches while watching the phantom menace

It actually holds up as a movie all these years later

[frigid mountain]

Duel of the Fates is epic

[urban cloud]

bro wheres my badges 😭

[heady sage]

I ate them

[normal ferry]

'-'

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-what-vas-wtf-gif-14750849636315903969

[scenic maple]

ow man i had one of these it was so peak

mine was black

[scenic maple]

u can ask support to restore them but generally speaking they should be back in some time

[sharp shuttle]

making shorts for the first time is hard

:/

how to social engineer brainrot

[scenic maple]

why would u create more

there is already so much

[sharp shuttle]

im helping my wife make an art timelapse for her tattoo portfolio

[scenic maple]

so u want put subway surgers beside it?

[sharp shuttle]

like is it only a tiktok thing

ive never done this before

[torn cedar]

It could be locked behind the pro version of the app

[sharp shuttle]

pro version of what?

im using final cut pro

[torn cedar]

Final cut

Oh damn

[sharp shuttle]

the ui is super confusing

[scenic maple]

[torn cedar]

Yeah looks like it

[heady sage]

A story in 4 parts

Remember, they will not pay your ass if they have any excuse

So show max impact

Hit em where it hurts

[scenic maple]

lmao that should be a lawsuit

[sharp shuttle]

just dont give it to them, fuck bug bounty companies

[heady sage]

This is why Hackerone should be distributing the payouts. Not the companies themselves

What a fucking joke

[terse dirge]

I enjoy looking at the curl bug bounty reports on h1

I think they're funny sometimes

[rapid badger]

Yeah comedy and tragedy are tightly coupled ;D

[scenic maple]

poor Daniel Stenberg

[heady sage]

I don’t feel bad for curl staff at all

[alpine pumice]

abused curl to get source code from webpage

[heady sage]

They did this to themselves by making a mockery of the security comunity

[terse dirge]

I don't think they've done that, I think the only thing they've done is be super against AI

[scenic maple]

vader is talking abt h1 not curl

😩 😩

[terse dirge]

ohhhhh

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/digging-for-diamonds-never-give-up-gamble-gambling-keep-gambling-gif-15498081004227486559

[heady sage]

HackerOne has triagers that are horrible and don’t listen. The companies don’t care. And on top of that you have to make a scene in order for them to pay you

[terse dirge]

oof

[warped plank]

Damn, which triager/program pissed you off recently?

[terse dirge]

just publish the bug and say "they broke the contract first" (don't do this)

[heady sage]

No one in particular, I just hear so many stories from friends

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[warped plank]

I should really do bbh cos I suck at identifying vulns

[heady sage]

I don’t reccomend anyone do bug bounty…unless you’re doing synack

[warped plank]

Time to grind for synack
-# jk

[scenic maple]

i recommend it if you do it for fun and arent in for the money 😩

[heady sage]

You have grifters like The XSS Rat being an absolute donkey about legitimate researchers doing work in order to shill his new courses

[green kite]

I think there’s other good platforms out there

[alpine pumice]

https://www.synack.com/red-team/pathways/

[warped plank]

[heady sage]

Fuck that guy. He’s a low tier human being and an even worse hacker.

[alpine pumice]

CPTS provides tech bypass and SRT priority pathways 😎

[green kite]

They denied me, they said they have enough people like me

[warped plank]

don't you just love it when people post random payloads to shill their courses

[alpine pumice]

They don't need magneto devs

[heady sage]

Sparkling you should reapply

[green kite]

I did. Got denied

[heady sage]

I’ll reccomend you once I get to level 2

[green kite]

Last week hahaha

[alpine pumice]

oh wow you were serious lol

they fools

[scenic maple]

so why are you not in SRT

[terse dirge]

shit I should do a HTB challenge or 2

[alpine pumice]

i got a job bro

[heady sage]

Why aren’t you?

[scenic maple]

corporate slave like me

[terse dirge]

please censor the j word

[scenic maple]

no certs and the j word

[torn cedar]

Application

[terse dirge]

j*b 🥀

[green kite]

Anyways, time to get kids ready for a day at grandparents and daycare

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/red-face-red-bald-man-bald-shaved-gif-12490398172697797629

[scenic maple]

i get stuck in skills assesments lmao i am not made for that shit

[green kite]

Then i gotta attend my job one last time this year

[scenic maple]

thats very difficult

[heady sage]

I might dislike some people…in the scene

[torn cedar]

In Cwes?

[heady sage]

But I viehmetly hate The XSS rat

[green kite]

You can always dm me if you’re stuck

[terse dirge]

I'm still waitin on hearing back from the SOC apprenticeship I applied for, I've been told I probably won't hear anything till next year 🥀

[heady sage]

He shills off of other people’s work

Fuck that guy

[scenic maple]

yeah

[heady sage]

And you can screenshot this and send it to him

[scenic maple]

thanks man it would be much help
but my worst fear is if i get stuck in these assesments where i even know the vuln i will get stuck in the exam and there will be no hints or help
thats why i havent taken any exam really dont want to fail

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-26849459

[torn cedar]

Yeah a lot of companies take vacations right now

[scenic maple]

i guess on the other side of things cybersec should be difficult

[scenic maple]

it is an advanced tech field

[heady sage]

PoopenSpielen

[warped plank]

Isn't this all just Microsoft?

[green kite]

Sometimes you can learn a lot from nudges 🙂

[cerulean bloom]

they eeeeevil

[terse dirge]

I wanna code vros

[scenic maple]

on cwes since there are 5 hosts can u do them randomly ? lets say i get stuck on host 2 can i do the rest and pass?

[heady sage]

I will now drink another beer

[torn cedar]

It took me 7 hours to do a skill assessment before, but I was missing something so obvious at the time lol. You'd do fine though, you're super skilled golam.

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/one-trillion-beers-one-million-beers-one-billion-beers-trillion-beers-million-beers-gif-15392607188515463731

[green kite]

You’ll find out during exam 😄

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-no-angry-steve-carell-michael-scott-gif-5606969

[warped plank]

I can't recommend that enough for stress relief,
-# Drink responsibly

[heady sage]

You can’t drink W1LD

[torn cedar]

I drink patron

[scenic maple]

thats what they all think lmao
based on my calculations people who fail first time on a htb exam is 60%

[warped plank]

patron?

[green kite]

Age of legal beer drinking here is 16

[terse dirge]

99 brand is kinda good so is soju

[warped plank]

Oh is brand

[cerulean bloom]

here is 20 (korean age)

[heady sage]

W1LD is Australian

[terse dirge]

@warped plank what's your favorite soju flavor?

[scenic maple]

whats the diff between normal age and korean age

[warped plank]

Original

[heady sage]

Not European

[torn cedar]

Yeah tequila

[warped plank]

You drink soju to get drunk, no other reason

[torn cedar]

Ngl I mixed it with mountain dew and almost vomited

[scenic maple]

u sound like japanese salaryman

[cerulean bloom]

korean age: when u are born, u are 1 yo, u get older every new years

[torn cedar]

You're the 40% then.

[warped plank]

mix it with prosecco, some pure fruit juice, and sparkling water

[terse dirge]

99 sells 99 proof alcohols they're just liquors I think and not any specific one

[torn cedar]

Ok Mr Bartender ❤️

[warped plank]

15mils fruit juice
90 mils prosecco
30 mils sparkling water
60 mils tequila
please don't drive after you've had 2 of these

It'd be a nice spritz

[silver forge]

spritz is only acceptable if you add 100 mils of honey

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/honey-sweet-gif-4537976394583296259

[heady sage]

Donut has seen what has happened when I drink

[terse dirge]

bruh can these cornball botnet C2s like fuckoff for a bit???!!

[scenic maple]

so if i bypass web and host whats there left to do?

[cerulean bloom]

I have, yes

[warped plank]

sounds... viscous

[vivid flower]

It's not easy being right all the time

[scenic maple]

api is part of web no?

[cerulean bloom]

it is

[torn cedar]

I'd imagine you use the force

[heady sage]

Atp you’re just rage baiting bro

[torn cedar]

API my beloved

[scenic maple]

i would bypass that with apisec stuff

[vivid flower]

Swag af

[scenic maple]

then i can bypass the full technical review right?

[heady sage]

Nope you have to take API assement separately

[heady sage]

Yes

[torn cedar]

Do we have all of the web hackers here rn?

[scenic maple]

all hackers have to learn web stuff by default

[terse dirge]

I ain't no hacker twin, currently playing soc analyst

[torn cedar]

You and your bot alerts

[vivid flower]

Literally anywhere else pokemon falling off a cliff after gen 3 is the mainstream opinion. But c1oud will say the opposite derisively and then chimp out against anyone who disagrees with his reality bubble

[scenic maple]

those are actually peak ngl

[terse dirge]

idk what you're yappin about twin, these are peak SOC alerts

[vivid flower]

Theyre like aggressive misunderstandings

[torn cedar]

Time for you to teach me your ways of threat hunting

[warped plank]

Well you can setup a simple lab with logging and SIEM on it, do some attacks, and figure out what they look like as a defender

[scenic maple]

be a telegram moderator

[warped plank]

from there bobs your uncle

[terse dirge]

be schizo and have your alerts be as annoying and as loud as possible

[cerulean bloom]

hmmm

[scenic maple]

most of them will be false positives tho

but it only takes one attack

[heady sage]

My life is meaningless lmao

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[scenic maple]

tbh on a grand scheme of things everything is

[cerulean bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/813322592114573313.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=HanaCrying

[scenic maple]

[heady sage]

I mean it is

[scenic maple]

cold world

[muted olive]

hello chat

[terse dirge]

not my threat intel tho

[torn cedar]

Just have a blast and enjoy what you've been given

[terse dirge]

the threat intel is the nosiest part tbh

[torn cedar]

Sup jo

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/uN4tdh7aUg9.gif

[terse dirge]

real

[muted olive]

trying to exploit something which requires an ultra complicated setup

[heady sage]

Never mind

That’s a dumb idea

[silver forge]

truly dumb ideas will echo in history

[heady sage]

Red Hat got owned

[sharp shuttle]

the only people ive ever met who like red hat were gigantic anti-social freaks, the kind who partake in video game elitism and politics

[ornate ibex]

Hello

[alpine pumice]

i thought only companies used it

cuz why would you otherwise

yo Tejas

[cloud osprey]

my company only uses templeOS

[alpine pumice]

but you're a painter

you don't use computers

[cloud osprey]

correct, they use me

[terse dirge]

where'd you find that lmao?

@rose onyx ping!

[warped plank]

Fedora's pretty good though

[meager kernel]

I prefer windows

[covert quarry]

Can someone please tell me how I can see the people I follow on HTB Labs? I cannot click on the number on my profile to view who I follow. If it is not possible to see them, then what is the purpose of it?

[remote iris]

wtf no1 uses windows?!

not even our favourite windows xp?

theoritcally, what if we could make windows xp efficient and very secure

i wonder how far that would go

[terse dirge]

lots of corporations use windows

[remote iris]

i know

[sturdy thistle]

Morning

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tired-sleepy-coffee-coffee-cup-gif-16510344054637063999

[sturdy thistle]

even tea tastes better from the machine lol

[ornate ibex]

can the machine make tea?

👀

[sturdy thistle]

Well, Hot water

[ornate ibex]

do u use milk in tea or water?

ah

[sturdy thistle]

but yeah i use Water

[ornate ibex]

Usually, how is tea made there? With milk?

[sturdy thistle]

right now i drink morroco mint

i'd say water

[ornate ibex]

Okay

Next time I'll get some tea from India.

So, you can make it at home.

[sturdy thistle]

oh yeah

i'd love that

[ornate ibex]

Rem, had asked me to get it last time, but it was last moment and had packed everything buy then

[sturdy thistle]

ah yeah

next month i get a smart plug so i can turn the machine on with alexa 😄

[ornate ibex]

Oh, what is it like? You mean an electric plug?

But, how would it make in the configuration you need at?

[sturdy thistle]

ye

i can automate it with Alexa

give it a name and alexa can turn it on at 7:30 every day for example

[ornate ibex]

Interesting, but how would it know, like you need a cappuccino or whatever coffee you want. (idk what coffee exists and can be made by this machine).

I can imagine it to work if it had an integrated AI or something

[sturdy thistle]

oh no, it's just for turning the machine on, nothing more

it needs time to heat it up

[ornate ibex]

Ok, now it makes sense

[meager kernel]

@ornate ibex gift me some cubes pls

1000 would work

[sturdy thistle]

like -1000?

[meager kernel]

+1000 😭

[ornate ibex]

But what are you planning to do with 1000 cubes?

10K INR bro

[cerulean bloom]

I would like to have that too

[meager kernel]

Probably some good module

[cerulean bloom]

some Tier IIII module?

[meager kernel]

Maybe

[cerulean bloom]

or 2 Tier III modules
or 10 Tier II modules

[meager kernel]

@ornate ibex are mods allowed to gift cubes?

[cerulean bloom]

or staff

[green kite]

we cant gift cubes lol

[cerulean bloom]

sadge

[meager kernel]

Can staff gift cubes?

🥹

[ornate ibex]

Mods no.

Staffs not that I know of

[cerulean bloom]

[meager kernel]

🥹

Please

We have same real names

[cerulean bloom]

you do?!

[meager kernel]

Yes

My real name is also Tejas

[remote iris]

my real name is abdul

at coinbase support

[cerulean bloom]

my real name is ||baited||

[remote iris]

damn

i got baited

[cerulean bloom]

[remote iris]

lowkey the gray box is just a manipulation method it makes u wanna click it, but imagine how many people u can catch out if click exploit existed for such

[ornate ibex]

Mine isn't

[meager kernel]

ITS STILL CLOSE

Your nickname is Tejas

My real name is Tejas

[ornate ibex]

Yes

[meager kernel]

Issi baat pei cubes gift

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

however.... to a poor child 🥺

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-jimmy-wow-great-audience-gif-11125934240616193475

[cerulean bloom]

[frigid mountain]

I should be asleep but it's acid reflux:30

[mystic harbor]

Damn everyone has acid reflux now

[frigid mountain]

we're old and fat af

[mystic harbor]

I am not fat

And not old

[frigid mountain]

yet acid reflux?

[mystic harbor]

Still

[frigid mountain]

genetics

those are the 3 reasons

old, fat, or genetics

[mystic harbor]

Doctor said stress

[frigid mountain]

or some combination thereof

[meager kernel]

So just fart or burp

[mystic harbor]

And poor sleep

[frigid mountain]

you mean vomit reflux into my mouth?

[meager kernel]

Idk

[terse dirge]

Can Alexa automate fetching me an energy drink?

[cerulean bloom]

that would not be good 🤣

[ornate ibex]

@meager kernel DM your transcript from academy.

[meager kernel]

Transcript?

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/jay69design-gif-2843296266684146745

[terse dirge]

@frigid mountain ain't it past your bedtime?

[ornate ibex]

https://academy.hackthebox.com/settings

[cerulean bloom]

acid reflux apparently

[frigid mountain]

I was asleep and then I wasn't

[sweet lintel]

1.) Update to the latest version of downloaded Discord
2.) Double click this icon
3.) Watch Discord crash

Local DoS :p

[meager kernel]

Wait lemme send you friend request @ornate ibex
I closed my dms cause of the number of request I get from people

[frigid mountain]

humble brag

https://tenor.com/view/hows-bragging-camp-zach-galifianakis-gif-9157345

[sturdy thistle]

probably

[ornate ibex]

Confirmed working

[frigid mountain]

I can automate telling you to stfu

[meager kernel]

I either get message for illegal services
Or someone just asks me to solve a box for them

[cerulean bloom]

works fine for me

[frigid mountain]

i took acid reflux medicine and am now sitting upright letting gravity help until pill helps

[sweet lintel]

Seems to be a bit sporradic in some scenarios - Still trying to figure out the specifics.

[cerulean bloom]

I just checked my student transcript on HTB just for fun, goodness it is very blank lol

[terse dirge]

What about helping me find haunted places to see spooky ghosts?

[cerulean bloom]

I havn't started grinding yet

[frigid mountain]

you wanna see a ghost? You ever seen the cyptid known as "White Thang"?

I can take you to some scary places, boy.

[cerulean bloom]

you're making me scared already

[sweet lintel]

I suspect the issue is if you click a second time before the list has initially loaded, so it will only happen on the first rapid double click (Or some such)

[frigid mountain]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/alabama-most-famous-cryptids-legends-175122990.html

[sweet lintel]

If you click 'Accept all', we and our partners, including 242 who are part of the IAB Transparency & Consent Framework, will also store and/or access information on a device (in other words, use cookies) and use precise geolocation data and other personal data such as IP address and browsing and search data, for analytics, personalised advertising and content, advertising and content measurement, and audience research and services development.

[frigid mountain]

it's s standard NDA

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-typical-stuff-really-gif-20017268

[sweet lintel]

I see that, and raise you https://www.base64decode.org/

You may click to consent to our and our 1551 partners’ processing as described above.

"We value your privacy, so click the button and we'll give your private data to over a thousand companies!"

[scenic maple]

thats exactly what a fat old person would say

[cerulean bloom]

[mystic harbor]

Should I dm u my abs

dont be wet

[scenic maple]

u mean ur fat belly?

[cerulean bloom]

[scenic maple]

bros abs be like

[mystic harbor]

dont

[cerulean bloom]

is tomorrow the last day of this season?

sadge

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/tgagp-maybe-gif-18981394

[mystic harbor]

okay U send 1000 usd if i am not fat

[cerulean bloom]

👀

[scenic maple]

how would i know its u

[cerulean bloom]

video call

[mystic harbor]

I will send u my ID

[cerulean bloom]

[scenic maple]

u can claim that this is u

tejas looks like this tho

btw

[ornate ibex]

I don't think this is a human.

[scenic maple]

look he is here

i told u

[ornate ibex]

NO, I'M NOT

[scenic maple]

u can hide but u cant prove it

[mystic harbor]

I know how golam looks like

[ornate ibex]

Don't make me post my picture here

[mystic harbor]

this is him

[ornate ibex]

takala?

[scenic maple]

we all know how u look like 😩

[mystic harbor]

yes

only 1 hair

chotu

[ornate ibex]

Wait that kid from Bheem

yeah

lol

[ornate ibex]

No way.

[scenic maple]

i am shiny 😔

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/mottai-boss-rajinikanth-thalaivar-superstar-actor-gif-12696502335156924644

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-so-shiny-can-i-has-can-i-has-it-gif-25668696

[ornate ibex]

@scenic maple be like

[scenic maple]

he is bald but not shiny

[ornate ibex]

Bro he is super star rajini kanth

[scenic maple]

😏

ur just jealous

[sturdy thistle]

works too

[scenic maple]

u will appear here soon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_600-lb_Life

[mystic harbor]

I will be famous

[scenic maple]

yeah and fat

[mystic harbor]

Can cry in rich

[scenic maple]

what if you become 600 pounds just to appear in the show just to get rich

https://tenor.com/coWUcTdxoWH.gif

[mystic harbor]

I might

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/whine-give-up-pout-frustrated-gif-5313242348381105216

[scenic maple]

@ornate ibex see i am never wrong

[mystic harbor]

you would never know u might be looking right at me

[scenic maple]

cause money

[ornate ibex]

that is a lot.

[cerulean bloom]

then, what is my sister's age

[mystic harbor]

I am down to 75 man I was at 85

all the muscles gone

[ornate ibex]

became sick?

[mystic harbor]

yea

[scenic maple]

more than 1

[mystic harbor]

in just 4 months

more than 10kg gone

[cerulean bloom]

HOW'D YOU KNOW

what's my brother's age

[scenic maple]

cause i am never wrong

[mystic harbor]

2 months

[scenic maple]

more than 0

[cerulean bloom]

wrong

[muted olive]

hello chat

[cerulean bloom]

also wrong

he doesn't exist

[ornate ibex]

woah my role color changed.

[mystic harbor]

🥀

[cerulean bloom]

you are university CTF support now

[ornate ibex]

but I'm not in support for more than 10mo now

[cerulean bloom]

wdym

[scenic maple]

i never said when

[terse dirge]

Yay! I'll finally get to test this bad boy out!

[cerulean bloom]

he will never exist

[ornate ibex]

I have not worked in the customer support team for over 10months.

[mystic harbor]

I aint scared of those shits

[cerulean bloom]

well, actually

my brother-in-law is technically my brother

so you are correct

@scenic maple you do know everything

[terse dirge]

I've messed around with it a few times and nothing's happened

Maybe I need to get a sim card for it or something

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-plink-glasses-side-eye-smart-gif-11422187893182432522

[cerulean bloom]

no ghosts around you ig

[mystic harbor]

your grandma didnt guide you in life?

[cerulean bloom]

my transcript

[mystic harbor]

what is this shit

[scenic maple]

r u in top 1%

[torn cedar]

👴

[cerulean bloom]

in wut

[cerulean bloom]

student transcript

[mystic harbor]

how u see it

[cerulean bloom]

https://academy.hackthebox.com/settings

[mystic harbor]

mine is too big to fit in this chat

[terse dirge]

I also have this one I got this year from spirit Halloween

[terse dirge]

This one is unopened and will remain unopened

[torn cedar]

Spooky ghost 👻

[native plume]

Client messages at weekends are scarier than ghosts

Hopefully I get a peaceful Friday

[mystic harbor]

Do they call you when they alone

golam not responding...../

[native plume]

No they call me when shit on production happens

[torn cedar]

[mystic harbor]

@native plume

give some tips

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/itch-crack-head-drugs-drug-addict-addict-gif-9222924743093533787

Bro deleted when I sent this

Damn I'm slow

[mystic harbor]

But it is smelling

it's strong

I cleaned up everything how tf

[native plume]

Doesn't it work that way

[mystic harbor]

what

[native plume]

I'm skiddie anyways

I should rank up someday

[mystic harbor]

right now

[native plume]

I wish

[torn cedar]

Melt some candles in your room and the smell will disappear

[mystic harbor]

you can finish the easy ones

[native plume]

Every time I open that VM I get a message that would make me question myself

I want to do harder ones

[mystic harbor]

vro is experienced

[mystic harbor]

and then you cannot do those

[native plume]

Yeah I can only run nmap and then come back after the machine has retired 💀

[lime trout]

yes

[jaunty pulsar]

same here lol

I still didn't solve a single machine yet

[ornate ibex]

@lime trout , can you remove CPTS role from profile?

[lime trout]

?

[ornate ibex]

thanks

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[terse dirge]

Waiting for gubarz to approve my pull request

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-what-mad-upset-eli-cohen-gif-14956180

[sturdy thistle]

made some coffee

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-gif-21882904

[sturdy thistle]

😄

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/iJbpkon2Sdk.gif

[ornate ibex]

bro used math to explain cs

big brain moment

[scenic maple]

read the rest 😩

[ornate ibex]

🤦

[sharp shuttle]

this is good advice

[scenic maple]

thats what i am sayin

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-idea-butcher-the-boys-i-don't-know-not-sure-gif-14579771562916104105

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/strongly-disagree-gif-5567843869441789696

[terse dirge]

If you can complete the 2 2 2 challenge you'll get a girlfriend

https://hackerone.com/reports/3466883

[remote iris]

anyone able to make a nicer frontend for me?

[remote iris]

o wow

damn

😭

[scenic maple]

i might be able to help you but there is just no time these days 😔

[remote iris]

aw darn it

im terrible at frontend design

[scenic maple]

but u could just use a component library

[remote iris]

thats the annoying part

[scenic maple]

what kind of design do you want?

[remote iris]

like dark themed, like that i guess

[scenic maple]

like this?

[remote iris]

yeah that looks great

[scenic maple]

is ur project open source?

[remote iris]

nope

[scenic maple]

then make it open source

[remote iris]

Hmmmmmm, then you will be able to get the key im using to get my results 😔 i cant rotate the key

[scenic maple]

buddy

please

.env files

[remote iris]

yes im using .env files, but u need to actually use the key

to be able to get the results

[scenic maple]

hmm

remove the key

and i will use my own key

how abt that

[remote iris]

but u wont be able to get database results

based on ur search

it's ok dw i will figure something out

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kekuwu-kekw-anime-gif-10260786903607553889

[remote iris]

lowkey, i could feed this to AI and ask it to replace my code colour scheme

to that

yeah, i'll do that

[scenic maple]

good luck with ai

[cerulean bloom]

it might work, yeah

[remote iris]

in AI i trust with frontend 🙏 even though LLMs suck at giving u nice design 😭

ok let's see how it'll look

[remote iris]

let's hope

[scenic maple]

if u can get it running locally or show dummy results i might be able to help

[remote iris]

oops i leaked my alias

[vital lily]

Hello

[remote iris]

give me a bit im a cook real quick

i got to also sit and parse 1k dbs of my own for minecraft

I wonder if i can develop an LLM for parsing dbs only

(even though this will be cancer)

[scenic maple]

here is one of my prev works

[remote iris]

🔥

[terse dirge]

@remote iris https://uiverse.io/

[cerulean bloom]

I need to learn JS, CSS, and HTML

[remote iris]

o bet

[scenic maple]

it was using p5js

[cerulean bloom]

I wanna make me own website

[scenic maple]

the tree things

[remote iris]

wait actually does anyone know good dashboard designs

[remote iris]

flask

[cerulean bloom]

good idea

[scenic maple]

just use a component library

its that easy

[remote iris]

yes i use flask always

[remote iris]

oki

[terse dirge]

Do you plan on it being like a blog?

[cerulean bloom]

in the future? yes

[terse dirge]

if it's going to be a static website then use Hugo

[cerulean bloom]

I already have a blog, but really want to personalize it

[cerulean bloom]

nah, it gonna be dynamic

[terse dirge]

Blogs are static websites

[terse dirge]

Why?

[scenic maple]

wdym by dynamic

arent blogs static?

[terse dirge]

Ye

[cerulean bloom]

ohhhhh, sry, I misunderstood

ye, static

[terse dirge]

I think he means like with user logins

[scenic maple]

just pick a static site generator

[remote iris]

i wonder how cool this will look

[terse dirge]

https://themes.gohugo.io/

[cerulean bloom]

I want to customzie it a lot, so

[terse dirge]

You can deploy your Hugo site with GitHub pages and GitHub actions

[terse dirge]

Make your own theme

[cerulean bloom]

ye, so I need to learn:
HTML, CSS, and JS 🤣

[remote iris]

not what i had in mind LMAo

[scenic maple]

he can encrypt the stuff with a password
https://www.echo8134.dev/content/writeups/hackthebox/machines/active/HTB-Expressway/
like i did here
i wrote this guys websites locking feature

[terse dirge]

I use this one on my website btw https://themes.gohugo.io/themes/hugo-theme-terminal/

[terse dirge]

I would read up on the Hugo docs before assuming anything

[scenic maple]

yeah u just put markdown in a site and it works

like a website

[cerulean bloom]

I wanna use the uiverse.io stuff tbh, we'll see

[scenic maple]

you can use mdx then

its like markdown but you can use components inside it

[cerulean bloom]

hmmm, maybe

AI could be really good at this tbh

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kekuwu-kekw-anime-gif-10260786903607553889

[terse dirge]

https://ceald.cc

[scenic maple]

ai is as good as you are

i should create a pr to the template to fix the og image issue

[terse dirge]

What og image issue?

[scenic maple]

its not full size

like

https://youtube.com

nop

https://facebook.com

dang it

https://github.com

[terse dirge]

Ohh I see what you mean, the icon in the preview isn't the proper size

[scenic maple]

yeah there u go

its how its supposed to look like

ye

[scenic maple]

ya know u could also use a gif as og image

[cerulean bloom]

wait, let me test mine

https://donutmaster.github.io

[scenic maple]

L

[terse dirge]

Vro buy a domain

[cerulean bloom]

not yet

[scenic maple]

wait let me help you out

[cerulean bloom]

I need a moving donut image

[terse dirge]

I bought mine for like $5

[cerulean bloom]

idk how I would implement that

[terse dirge]

Go for it vro

[cerulean bloom]

do you have to like....keep paying for it?

or is it one time payment

[terse dirge]

Once a year

[cerulean bloom]

ah

we'll see

[scenic maple]

    <!-- Open Graph -->
    <meta property="og:type" content="website">
    <meta property="og:title" content="">
    <meta property="og:description" content="">
    <meta property="og:url" content="ursite">
    <meta property="og:site_name" content="">
    <meta property="og:locale" content="en">
    <meta property="og:image" content="https://ursite/ogImage.png">

    <!-- Twitter -->
    <meta name="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image">
    <meta name="twitter:title" content="">
    <meta name="twitter:description" content="">
    <meta name="twitter:image" content="https://ursite/ogImage.png">

    <!-- Favicon -->
    <link rel="icon" href="/favicon.ico" sizes="any">
    <link rel="icon" type="image/svg+xml" href="/favicon.svg">

there u go

[terse dirge]

Use cloudflare since the domains on there are cheap

[cerulean bloom]

idk how it would be implemented in my site tho

[terse dirge]

Open it in a pull request

[cerulean bloom]

cuz it doesn't use HTML

[scenic maple]

ye i will

[cerulean bloom]

well, it does

[scenic maple]

goat counter

https://tenor.com/fO1EI9ar4Fa.gif

[cerulean bloom]

ye

so

[scenic maple]

i am trying to find where the main template file is

[cerulean bloom]

its a jekyll/chirpy site
I think you have to add it to the _config.yml

[scenic maple]

there should be a _layouts directory

which should have default.html

but we will figure it out

[scenic maple]

i am researching as well

[cerulean bloom]

bundle info --path jekyll-theme-chirpy
apparently I have to do this

[scenic maple]

what a shit theme lmao

[scenic maple]

ye just do that and add my html code

and u will be good to go

but one thing to note is for the image to show up by all means you must use the full url

as in relative urls for og urls dont work

i had previously spent 5 hours on this https://stackoverflow.com/questions/9858577/open-graph-can-resolve-relative-url

try urself if u get stuck i will send a pr 😩
but add the layout

[cerulean bloom]

ahhh, I see
so basically, there is a _layouts folder, just somewhere else

[scenic maple]

once u run the command u should see a layouts folder

go inside it and modify the html file

[cerulean bloom]

yep

[scenic maple]

those SEO tags wont change anything so there is nothing to break

[cerulean bloom]

gotta do that later

[scenic maple]

lmk how it goes

i will help

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[olive marten]

can you also help me?

[scenic maple]

with html?

[olive marten]

with #1449459825724493987

[scenic maple]

i dont do boxes

[olive marten]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-smile-gif-1974600105454603239

[scenic maple]

cwes modules? sure

[olive marten]

No problem buddy xD

[scenic maple]

some modules assesments are pure ragebait

but boxes are on another level of ragebait

[olive marten]

thats true asf

[scenic maple]

its like competative ragebaiting

[olive marten]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-scary-memes-gif-19596874

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[sturdy thistle]

why remove the message

lol

[supple plume]

Only a few more hours we can enjoy the weekend 💪

[proud moth]

true

hacking is a ragebait competition

[warped plank]

The worst is when you ragebait yourself by falling for a rabbit hole that wasnt even there

[supple plume]

Like this one

[cerulean bloom]

competitive programming is a ragebait competition

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[supple plume]

Took me an hour and lost the rev shell so I would have to start again

It's a windows machine so I didn't write script checkpoints...

Best way to get something installed in the long term memory is by engraving the words in the brain with pain

https://tenor.com/view/mask-on-dr-azadeh-shirazi-skin-by-dr-azi-engraving-dermatologist-gif-23825678

[rose elk]

tf happen to cloudflare

[exotic pendant]

😄

Friday

[lofty warren]

time for light theme

[exotic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/im-blind-cheech-marin-blind-man-gif-14165338

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/light-mode-discord-doug-walker-nostalgia-critic-gif-22072017

[royal sable]

Heya all

[hearty birch]

https://tenor.com/view/mj-michael-jordan-funny-get-gif-26554014

[covert quarry]

Anyone has any idea about this?

[lofty warren]

it lookin gud tbh

[undone fossil]

used this version of light theme for a while, not too bad tbh

[timber halo]

Maybe someone knows - Wen New merch ?

[scenic maple]

keep an eye on merch stor

no one knows

[terse dirge]

I tried changing the preview lol https://ceald.cc/

OMG IT WORKS NOW

[fair drift]

https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/msv92vykgtvp

Cloudflare is facing network issues

[hearty birch]

I agree, but then headaches follow, cause my eyes are sore

[zealous charm]

[thick forge]

We noticed you haven't completed your 🔥 streak 🔥 this week.

time to hack today

[supple plume]

Im deploying shit code on friday

And now hotfixing shit on production

Stressful day

Golam pray for me

[desert cargo]

Woke.up from anaesthesia like 1h ago and ctf in 30 minutes

[undone fossil]

baller

[undone fossil]

best of luck 😭

[green kite]

good luck

[royal sable]

guysss

can i get guidance??

14 hrs one flag fucked me up

[undone fossil]

reminds me, i need to stop procrastinating blog posts

[lime trout]

👀

[neon zealot]

@supple plume

what happened?

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-penguin-penguins-hi-wave-gif-8922636375430519725