general

[meager kernel]

atleast i have data structures and C++ subjects, i can pass them

[young glen]

I was doing the C# module

[meager kernel]

why do games feel so boring nowadays

im completely bored of even story based games

[supple plume]

this is how life works

[meager kernel]

unfortunately

[young glen]

Play for the graphics

[supple plume]

I can't play videogames anymore either

I just don't find enjoyment

like when I was a kid

[young glen]

Sometimes I play assassins creed but usually I just run my VMs

[meager kernel]

cause youre a linux user

you find joy in suffering

[feral jackal]

I don't

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-unsuccessful-ragebait-unsuccessful-gif-15226495446096725932

[hearty obsidian]

hi guys what do think about tool name robin ?

[meager kernel]

dark web OSINT tool?

[hearty obsidian]

yes

[meager kernel]

hmmm wouldnt rely on it

[hearty obsidian]

idont know about the info that give

when ask about somthing

[silver forge]

time to test this https://huggingface.co/DavidAU/Llama-3.2-8X3B-MOE-Dark-Champion-Instruct-uncensored-abliterated-18.4B

[supple plume]

Ive been vibe coding for hte last 3 hours

i hate it

but sometimes it works

[mystic harbor]

https://huggingface.co/perplexity-ai/r1-1776

[meager kernel]

you finally changed your banner

[mystic harbor]

no my nitro expired

[meager kernel]

sad

[silver forge]

that one looks decent, too

[mystic harbor]

it's the new shit

[slim topaz]

does AI ml LLM red teaming has a future in Bug bounty ?

[eternal mango]

There was a recent discussion on that in #red-team

[meager kernel]

i hope AI has no future in cybersec at all

[mystic harbor]

you have a unsloth

[eternal mango]

I think it has the same potential as applied to other fields.. it can assist and accelerate, but should not be fully trusted, and still regardless of how far models have come hallucinate, badly.

[young glen]

✅

[silver forge]

I gave deepseek shell access and root, and then started to bully it

[slim topaz]

i meant like pentesting the actual LLM or ML model

[mystic harbor]

did it hack for you?

[eternal mango]

Oh, so prompt injection, jailbreaking, etc?

[slim topaz]

exactly

[eternal mango]

Then yes, definitely

How long lived that future will be, I'm not sure, but I don't think this big "AI bubble" is popping any time soon.

[slim topaz]

Great then i'll for sure invest my time in that

[eternal mango]

"Electronic MAIL?! That'll never catch on"

[slim topaz]

who ever says AI bubble will be popping soon is clueless

maybe the LLM's yes

and chatbots

[young glen]

There are academy modules about AI

[slim topaz]

but AI ??? never

[eternal mango]

Perhaps from the investment rush standpoint, yes

But the actual field, nah

[slim topaz]

yes i'm studying it , i have a good background in AI

[silver forge]

lm studio decided to ask the OS for 1.4 terabytes of memory

[eternal mango]

Download more

[slim topaz]

....

[eternal mango]

TB... for that 18b model?

[slim topaz]

Saudi arabia just invested a trillion dollars

more fields for cybersecurity huraaay

[eternal mango]

Hah 😄

I keep resisting the urge to hit up some of those new "affordable" AI focused small form factor machines

..but I think I've finally convinced myself I wouldn't use it enough to warrant the cost

[slim topaz]

the nvidia ones ?

[eternal mango]

Like that nvidia spark, or just building up a rig with one of those unified memory AMD chips

[slim topaz]

what's next quantum pentesting ?

[meager kernel]

HTB has a track on quantum exploitation

[eternal mango]

I don't know enough, but I know enough to be tempted.. besides, if I get the urge to do more than I am already elsewhere, I'll just ask to abuse our AI cluster instead I guess lol

[meager kernel]

so thats already there

[slim topaz]

qubit jail break

[slim topaz]

😭 bro

[silver forge]

framework seems the best deal at this moment, but even it will cost you 2-3k depending on the memory amount

[supple plume]

Welcome to 2025

[slim topaz]

yeah and the memory market isn't doing good ....

[supple plume]

The problem is we are almost at 2026

[eternal mango]

Is that with the Ryzen 365/395 I assume?

[slim topaz]

😭 goddamn

is there an academy module ?

[meager kernel]

not sure

[eternal mango]

I do kinda like the idea of stacking two of those Sparks for 256gb to be more comforable with larger models, but again.. unless I go full in on that subject, would be a low efficiency heater in the server cupboard lol

Or remortgage and get some A40s?

[supple plume]

I believe is better to understand linux before getting into quantum computing

[eternal mango]

🤣

[meager kernel]

ok

[slim topaz]

i think some companies are too focused on AI and they are forgetting energy and cooling

[meager kernel]

i have done linux fundamentals module

[supple plume]

But honestly idk

[meager kernel]

so decent understanding

[supple plume]

Still can't install a single distro

[slim topaz]

if they actually create new solutions for cooling and energy they will be making much more money than the AI companies

[meager kernel]

cause i hate linux as a daily driver

simple as that

[silver forge]

spark has low memory bandwidth so it suffers with larger models

[eternal mango]

Aye I read that as frequent feedback while researching

Again, boys and toys

[meager kernel]

bro adds a hundred emojis to try and prove his point

[supple plume]

I just add it for fun

[meager kernel]

i just dont wanna use linux for normal daily life purposes

for work its fine

[supple plume]

Im not telling you to do anything

[fierce vale]

I use quantum btw

[supple plume]

Im just pinching

[eternal mango]

Pinch punch, temple for a month

[fierce vale]

is quantum computing ever going to be practical though

[eternal mango]

The documentary is so sad re temple

[supple plume]

Take in consideration that he is member of my team in htb

[silver forge]

define practical. quantum computers run quantum algorithms only.

[supple plume]

I just like to argue what way is up

[eternal mango]

I don't think we are speaking of the same temple

[supple plume]

Oooog

Temple os

[eternal mango]

Yeah lol, mb

[fierce vale]

practical as being able to factor real world rsa keys with shor's algorithm

[supple plume]

I have that one pending

Some day I will be able to say

I use templeOs btw

Hahahah

[eternal mango]

The documentary is enough tbh

[supple plume]

I AM DEBUGGIN MY FUCKING COMPILER

[eternal mango]

lol, don't put yourself through it for reals

[silver forge]

but they already do a lot of stuff, especially for medicine research

[supple plume]

And then hang up to someone

[vestal cave]

Hello!

[supple plume]

Yeah ive seen it

[vestal cave]

i kinda need some help. Im doing a packet tracer exercise and i dont know if the exercise is badly designed or am i missing something

[fierce vale]

using quantum annealing you mean?

[vestal cave]

not htb but

[supple plume]

That's a phone call that Terry had while streaming @eternal mango

[fierce vale]

we need templeos with grok as the builtin oracle

get that VC money

would have been cool to get his take on generative ai

[azure remnant]

Lets see whats general lets see whats up

[azure remnant]

I play temple run

[supple plume]

That is a despicable way to bastardize your free time

[terse dirge]

@supple plume how's void?

[supple plume]

Bad

I didn't start with that I got overwhelmed with other stuff

I just stopped

Tomorrow is probably the day

But I also have holiday Monday

[maiden anvil]

sorry im just now rolling out of bed

[zealous charm]

dawg we're cooking with burpc2

[maiden anvil]

nice

@zealous charm have you tested in HTB labs?

thats what I would do if I had an experimental c2

[young glen]

C2C

Command and control

[zealous charm]

command 2 control

[young glen]

Anyone here work with Datto

[supple plume]

I need to automatize everything

EVERYTHING

I wish I could automatize absolutely everything

[tawdry sorrel]

If you get that script to work I will be happy to buy a sample

[zealous charm]

What would be on your list to automate first?

[maiden anvil]

lets graduate it to C4ISR

[supple plume]

Human interactions

The tedious ones

Just by that my life would be automatically worth to be lived

[tawdry sorrel]

Albert Einstein

I can't even concentrate on one section those two weeks

[supple plume]

When I go through academy I'll add a feature to my hacking tool to automate every specific attack vector

Only if I make it fun I can go through it

Otherwise academy is a prison sentence where I never come out with knowledge

[hardy frigate]

Bro I can relate

[hardy frigate]

BRO

THAT LOOKS like the best cookies

I have ever seen

Its tryly the little things in life

That we forget to enjoy

[supple plume]

Sorry about that

[molten bobcat]

Those are dog treats

[green kite]

Lucky dogs

Did someone say treats?

[supple plume]

Best looking dogs

[green kite]

Thanks @supple plume

[light river]

that looks like a wolf which i believe you need a permit to own in most states

[supple plume]

You've never seen a wolf I'm afraid

[green kite]

That’s a border collie lol

[supple plume]

I thought it was a bear

[green kite]

Here’s a camel

[supple plume]

Nice scorpion

[green kite]

That’s a fish

[supple plume]

My bad

[light river]

Hm. Must be a new American wolf breed

regardless you perhaps should look into getting a permit for owning a pet above 5lb or 60 oz

[supple plume]

It has to be a wolf I'm afraid

[heady sage]

That’s not a camel that’s a wolf

[green kite]

I’m not American

[supple plume]

Vro start requesting permits for your american fish

[supple plume]

You are now I'm afraid

[green kite]

My bad sire

[heady sage]

You certainly fooled me

[green kite]

I’m from the land of chocolates and taxes

[feral jackal]

is it normal here to mention THM or I can get band🥺

[green kite]

As long as it’s relevant and not just to trash THM, you’ll most likely be fine

[supple plume]

Htb is not thm you can speak in the chat

[feral jackal]

nice

[supple plume]

this is what I think about thm, but changing the windows logo by the thm one and the trash for a bigger trash

I never got pass creating an account I tried 3 times

[feral jackal]

why

[supple plume]

3 times

It just kept telling me to pay for something I still don't know if it's good or not

[feral jackal]

wow is it because really hard?

[supple plume]

Idk

[feral jackal]

hmm.. I just like the free lab you know

[supple plume]

I think it is just bad design

[crude wasp]

[supple plume]

Maybe there is something good about it but I don't care

Htb is good enough

For me

[crude wasp]

wait why this role still silver

[supple plume]

Idk

Takes a bit to update I think

[crude wasp]

but holo

[supple plume]

Idk Im pink

And I dont even like it

[crude wasp]

im jealous pink good

[supple plume]

Pink bad

@thick forge

Neeeeeetrooo

[crude wasp]

[supple plume]

[supple plume]

@thick forge

Neeeeetro

[mystic harbor]

🙂

[wicked rapids]

guys does anyone know when will this coupon on 50% OFF annual VIP+ subscriptions on HTB Labs from neurogrid ctf will expire?

[scarlet moss]

hello

[eternal mango]

I'd recommend hitting up support tbh, you're not generally going to find billing support in Discord, sorry

I'd help, but I do not have access in that system any more 😅

1 year is a standard time for expiration though in the past IIRC

[wicked rapids]

i couldnt find the support mail, can you tell me what is it?

[eternal mango]

But don't hold me to that

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/10060125-contacting-ctf-support

You'll likely need to raise a ticket, a response will probably come in the coming week

[wicked rapids]

ok thanks

[cerulean knoll]

Hello everyone 🙋‍♂️. I just finished a lesson on organization in the setting up module of the Information Security path. I was abit confused with the notes on Logging at the latter part of the lesson. I'm I to make those changes in the VM instance. Also do I need to download some of the tools recommended seeing how I'm just starting the lessons as a beginner.

[mint raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-leonardo-dicaprio-shutter-island-shutter-gif-3849938689344114841

[terse dirge]

What's your question?

[mossy swift]

How do we feel about the new UI

Ngl there are some aspects that are really nice and other things I dislike

[cerulean knoll]

Do I need to implement the command provided in the VM instance in the browser?

[supple plume]

[cerulean knoll]

🙄🤨

[supple plume]

@terse dirge answer this question please

[livid vine]

Hi all, I don't see a channel for introductions so I am not sure if it's customary to introduce yourself here. I'm a seasoned lead platform architect with over 30 years of experience based in Finland. I have always been interested in cybersecurity, especially, web app hacking, and in January 2024 I started hinting on bug bounty programs, in particular self hosted ones. I have been inactive for a few months now due to lack of time, but I plan on resuming at some point in Q1 after finish some big porjects at the day job. But I also want to polish my hacking skills, and learn new stuff, so I joined HTB tonight. I have heard often good praises about this platform, so I am looking forward to explore it. Who is a bug bounty hunter here? 🙂

[terse dirge]

If the module says to do it in there then do it in there

[supple plume]

We have top world best bounters here

[supple plume]

Implement the command in the vm in the browser or not?

[long lodge]

Hey everyone!

[livid vine]

Nice, I am member in many hacking communities, so it's like I'll find other hunters here 🙂

[terse dirge]

Idk the module

[cerulean knoll]

It never stated. It just gave the commands and it's use case

[supple plume]

Yes they are everywhere too, I found them also in portswigger server

[supple plume]

Welcome to htb

[terse dirge]

Then that answers your question

[livid vine]

Thanks!

[supple plume]

Here is where we brainrot

[terse dirge]

Welcome.

[cerulean knoll]

https://academy.hackthebox.com/module/87/section/880

[supple plume]

I am studying to be a bug bounty hunter 💪 next year

I gave myself a year

[terse dirge]

#modules

[cerulean knoll]

I seriously didn't understand anything from that part. The logging section to be precise

[livid vine]

Nice! What's your background? I have a well paid job that I like, but my goal is to switch to full time hunting at some point.

[worthy cargo]

I'm going to Colorado next month

[terse dirge]

Just a heads up, bug bounty isn't a sustainable income 😅

[supple plume]

I've been making webapps for almost 6 years already

[cerulean knoll]

That channel is very quiet. I posted there and haven't gotten a reply

[supple plume]

What is your job?

[worthy cargo]

Patience young grasshoppa

[mossy swift]

Real

[livid vine]

It is for people who are skilled enough to do it successfully. I made 80K in the first year, and that's part time. Some people I know have made millions from bug bounties.

[cerulean knoll]

🫡🙇

[mossy swift]

Lot of shady miscommunication and downplay of some vulnerabilities found to by the company or a reported duplicate find

[terse dirge]

@exotic pendant is really good at bug bounty

[supple plume]

And we have @zealous charm

[livid vine]

At the day job I am lead platform architect for an event management company. I am responsible for all the technical aspects, from coding to infrastructure, and manage a team of developers

[supple plume]

One of the best

[mossy swift]

How does bro have every cert except net +

[zealous charm]

[mossy swift]

lmaoo

[subtle plover]

I literally have every cert

https://tenor.com/view/i-m-villain-gif-8105801559398118233

[mossy swift]

None in your bio ≠ no certs

Ggs

[livid vine]

Nice, than by now you should already have a robust foundation. Too many people think that hunting is a "get rich quick" scheme and try to cut corners by skipping the learning phase of web development, then complain that they can't find anything in a year or more. You are already ahead of those people 🙂

[zealous charm]

Yup, I've been doing BB part time while working a full time job and this year will be the first time in 4 years I havent made more from BB than fulltime pentester role

[supple plume]

Yes having experience in this field makes me feel like I can understand what is going on, but I still need to improve my skills to be able to do it professionally

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFzWQ3xiemQ&list=RDMM

[livid vine]

Cool. Are you planning on doing it full time at some point or you prefer keeping your day job?

[worthy cargo]

Master Boot Record /ANSI.SYS

C:\GUITAR.EXE

🤘

[zealous charm]

I think the sweet spot (at least for the US) is full time cyber job + part time bug bounty, so I will continue with that

[livid vine]

If you put in the hours, you can do it. It's just a matter of being consistent and always keen to learn new things since this area is constantly evolving.

[cerulean knoll]

Quick question do $100 bounties exist. Like the beginner level ones

[vivid flower]

Thats big if true

[livid vine]

Gotcha. I thought about switching to a pentester role, but given my current role, it would likely be a downgrade in terms of salary since I don't have previous experience as a pentester, only as a hunter. But also, I prefer the total freedom that BB would give me compared to a regular job, so that's why I'd like to do it full time.

[vivid flower]

You must be really good at bug bounty

[terse dirge]

I dabbled a bit in systems engineering. I made an automated soc workflow at a cyber range and I've set up kubernetes clusters 😄 I'm really interested in malware development currently

[supple plume]

Yes that is why I choose to study this for a full year, by the last quarter of 2026 I'll be trying bbh seriously

[zealous charm]

If you work all day tomorrow you can get a $100 bounty. Thats a single low/P4 bug. Things like rXSS pay more, generally $250+

[livid vine]

Sure, even smaller if you work on some poor program. It also depends on the plaform. YesWeHack for example has the lowest average reward, much lower compared to HackerOne or Bugcrowd

[vivid flower]

It's the consistency that puts me off from doing bug bounty

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7yGe-B1_Ck&list=RDMM 🤘

[vivid flower]

Ive found plenty of xss where i just get ignored

[terse dirge]

You also have to be fairly lucky

[zealous charm]

Yeah, to account for benefits/PTO (no paid time off for BB)/retirement matching I figure I would need to make 1.5x my full time salary to make full time BB worthwhile

[livid vine]

Nice. I also work with Kubernetes A LOT (our largest cluster is made of 3600 nodes)

[supple plume]

I tried that and I failed. Maybe you can do that but I cant

[livid vine]

Yeah that's probably the hardest part, together with the self discipline with managing the not stable income

[cerulean knoll]

Noted 🫡

[livid vine]

Ignored? What do you mean?

[terse dirge]

Wow. I've only had to manage around 3 worker nodes and 3 control nodes lol. I set it up for CTFs because the old infrastructure for it was a single machine with docker

[vivid flower]

Like i msg website owner explaining the bug and they dont care

[terse dirge]

I'm using k0s for it because k3s keeps breaking lmao

[livid vine]

I don't believe in luck with these things. What pays off is hard work, consistency and A LOT of patience

[cerulean knoll]

That's nice. Thanks for the info I'll look it up

[livid vine]

Well, it's a start 🙂 We have some quite large infrastructure, which I like

[vivid flower]

I even did an internal pentest once and got stiffed 3k

[livid vine]

If you found XSS on random web apps and contacted the companies hoping for a reward, that's the wrong approach. Do not do that. Never ever test any apps owned by companies who haven't given you explicit permission to do so. Use a proper bug bounty platform like HackerOne or similar

[livid vine]

Interesting. k3s is much better than k0s IMO when it comes to lightweight Kubernetes flavours

[terse dirge]

the end goal is 6 worker nodes which is overkill at the cyber range but it's the point so we don't run into scaling issues later on

[vivid flower]

Not everyone uses hackerone and its already very saturated with thirdies. I usually look for fortune 500 companies that have private programs

[livid vine]

Is this for work or hobby?

[cerulean knoll]

@livid vine which platform do u think is optimum for a newbie in BBH

[terse dirge]

I'm unemployed, I volunteer at a cyber range and do sysadmin stuff there

[vivid flower]

Dang man this economy sucks

[livid vine]

Keep in mind that the vast majority of people who sign up on HackerOne have nowhere near the skill level requrired to be successful with BB. So the competiion is not as big as you might think. Having said that, I have worked mostly on self hosted programs thanks to my large work network of connections

[vivid flower]

Well, it is reassuring to hear someone say that.

[zealous charm]

Plus dont limit yourself to just H1/BC, there are at least 8 active platforms to choose from

[livid vine]

If you asked me some time ago, I would have probably suggested YesWeHack, but that's no longer the case. YesWeHack may have smaller perceived competition since it's a small platform, but the bounties are crap in most cases. I'd recommend going straight with the bigger platforms. They have more programs to chose from, and higher bounties in general.

[livid vine]

Gotcha 🙂

[vivid flower]

@terse dirge if i remember youre in seattle right?

[livid vine]

yeah don't make the mistake to think that the millions of people who are registered on those platforms are all skilled hackers 😄

[terse dirge]

Arizona

[vivid flower]

Dang the people at my local defcon meetup dont have jobs either

[cerulean knoll]

Oh okay thank you

[vivid flower]

I kind of want to start my own pentest company but i know i dont have enough engagement xp or a network to pull it off

So i volunteer doing ctf coaching at my uni

[livid vine]

BTW I don't have direct experience with HackerOne yet, as I have mostly worked on self hosted programs. However I have many friends who work on H1 and to be honest it's a much better platform overall

[livid vine]

Have you been employed as a pentester before?

[zealous charm]

I've considered this too, but its a bit daunting to consider you'd have to sell 15-20 $10k pentest per year just to get the same paycheck as a pentester salary

[cerulean knoll]

Good to know 🫡
What do you mean when you talk about "self hosted programs".

[vivid flower]

I used to do vuln research at a startup and we did a handful of pentests but it didnt really go anywhere

[zealous charm]

And we all know that the hacking is the easy part of starting a pentest company, it sales/legal/etc. that is difficult

[vivid flower]

As i mentioned before people stiffed us

[livid vine]

It depends on the client. I do pentests occasionally, and the lowest amount I've charged was 8K, with the highest being 40K. It was not just me though, I collaborated with others who had more experience in some areas like mobile

[zealous charm]

Yeah, however you want to price the engagements, I was just using 150k as a full time salary equivalency

[livid vine]

Often companies prefer running BB programs by themselves rather than using a platform like HackerOne. Often these are large companies. I have the fortune of having a large network of contacts so I have had the opportunity of being one of the first people to hunt on some of these programs when they started, which meant I found more bugs more easily compared to platforms. But it's not easy to find these programs or get access to them.

[livid vine]

I don't think it makes much sense to start a pentesting company if you don't have extensive pentesting experience working for other companies.

[vivid flower]

You are right

[cerulean knoll]

Gotcha.
Pretty sure those kinds are for experts like yourself

[vivid flower]

I'm trying to get hired at a pentest company rn

[livid vine]

Not necessarily. Also keep in mind that more experienced hackers tend to focus on higher severity bugs, so they often ignore low hanging fruit, leaving it to less experienced people who might be just starting out. 🙂

[vivid flower]

I have an oscp working through crto rn

[livid vine]

That's the best thing to do if your goal is to set up your own pentesting company at some point in the future.

[livid vine]

That's a solid cert. I did the OSWA and OSWE a few years ago because I am mostly interested in web apps.

Well, given that I have been building web based systems for 30 years 🙂

So it was a natural choice

[vivid flower]

I eventually want to do red teaming, i just feel like i have to do something to stand out because it seems like everyone i talk to is jobless and talking about how much everything sucks

[cerulean knoll]

Yeah exactly that is why I am looking for platforms with low hanging fruits so I can start there and get an overview of the field. Even if the payout is $50. Converting it to my currency is a lot of money

[vivid flower]

I talked to a rep from specter ops who told me that I should do crto2

So thats my goal rn. Will finish cdsa and other offsec certs when i have the means but im tired of doing all of this out of pocket

[livid vine]

Just one thing: do NOT hunt on VDPs please. 1) you would be working for free, 2) VDPs accept any sort of garbage, even not real bugs, since they don't have to pay for them. This can give you wrong expectations on how real BB programs work and what they might accept and reward you for.

[cerulean knoll]

If you don't mind me asking.
What's VDPS

[zealous charm]

[terse dirge]

Vulnerability disclosure programs

[cerulean knoll]

Got it

[livid vine]

Vulnerability Disclosure Programs. They expect you to find bugs to them respoinsibly but there is no monetary reward. Some companies might give you a gift or some swag and that's it. Ignore them. Don't waste your time on them.

[vivid flower]

You're saying that private programs are a bad idea?

[livid vine]

Who said that? Sorry not sure who you're referring to

[lofty warren]

mornin fellas

[vivid flower]

Oh sorry, bad timing.I understand what you mean now

[fierce vale]

mhm tech job market is in a bad place at the moment and might get worse depending on nvidia bubble

[cerulean knoll]

How do u tell if it's a VDP

[livid vine]

Private programs are awesome. VDPs are a different thing

[livid vine]

BB platforms indicate quite clearly which programs are VDP and which ones are BB and offer monetary rewards

[terse dirge]

I should buy champaign and open it when the AI bubble pops

deadass would be one of the best days in tech history, fuck them clankers

[cerulean knoll]

Okay. Would make sure to note your advice for when I start BBH

[livid vine]

👍

[vivid flower]

Organoid claws typed this post

[zealous charm]

Even when the dotcom bubble popped we didn’t get rid of .com domains. When the AI bubble pops those tools will still very much be part of our daily workflows

[cerulean knoll]

Thank you very much for your help. You've answered lots of questions I had concerning BBH 🫡🙇

[livid vine]

Any time!

[cerulean knoll]

Goodnight fam 👋

[fierce vale]

well.. I get what you mean but it would not be good for getting a job because it could crash the economy for a while

[livid vine]

'night

[rigid sphinx]

wsp guys im newww

[terse dirge]

like there's any tech jobs anyways other than clanker slop quality control

[fierce vale]

yeah sure AI will remain whatever happens but it won't be crazy overvalued like it is now, people will move on

[vivid flower]

At least with ai people will outsource code less

You can see whats happening now as a contraction of a massively overextended industry

At the end only gigabrains will remain

[rigid sphinx]

yall think ai will really get big? like a must in our lifes for the future?

[vivid flower]

Yes

[fierce vale]

https://nof1.ai/ this is really putting all that bs to test, last round all bots lost money

[rigid sphinx]

hmm, personally im not sure abt that like kinda 50/50 cause like I use it for some school stuff AHEM HOMEWORK but for the rest not really use it that much but ofc in the future new things will come so maybe ai is an must for that

[thick forge]

[thick forge]

mickchad

[lofty warren]

[rigid sphinx]

are there people here who's job isready with cybersecurity? l

already

[thick forge]

me

i am the cto

[vivid flower]

Yee

Im the cso of canyouhackme but im not actually proud of that

[rigid sphinx]

i was just doing that 3 min ago!!

[devout sail]

@native plume

[vivid flower]

Lol

[devout sail]

why tf are u 2 shadow?

are u 2x better than me?

[rigid sphinx]

XD

[devout sail]

[vivid flower]

Holy shit do people actually use my site

[thick forge]

the shado shadow xD

[rigid sphinx]

I wanted to do the shadow but it was already taken so I just did the shadow's shadow

wanted to have the name from this dude:

oh

cant send a pic

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt34610311%2Fmediaviewer%2Frm450018306%2F&psig=AOvVaw2ypUZxkvDnrUvFf_zLjkNK&ust=1765147103613000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCOCMvsKDqpEDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAK

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[rigid sphinx]

YUP

[rigid sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12756433236776117962

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[rigid sphinx]

okay that made me laugh

[thick forge]

i am not sure who is the true shadow now

[rigid sphinx]

nahh that dude is the real shadow

im just his shadow

[rigid sphinx]

can i priv dm you?

[thick forge]

[rigid sphinx]

you too

[thick forge]

me what

[rigid sphinx]

priv dm

[thick forge]

why

i got doxed again

[rigid sphinx]

i have a question

[terse dirge]

why can't you ask your question here?

[thick forge]

oh

[rigid sphinx]

or questionS

[rigid sphinx]

sthats also possible

[thick forge]

i am thinking the same xD

[rigid sphinx]

so next year ima start my study: softwaredeveloper/cybersecurity and what are things i really need to know to be some stepsahead or already should learn for

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[terse dirge]

@rigid sphinx

[rigid sphinx]

ty

[thick forge]

ceald your cat is aggresive with other people ?

cause my cat attacks today again my neighbor xD

[terse dirge]

no, he's a bit skittish around new people

[thick forge]

ohh

make sense

my cat too

but i am thinking to castrate him

because is very agresive with new people

is territorial i think is called

literraly my cat think is the owner of my neighbord land xd

[terse dirge]

lol

[thick forge]

i was thinking to buy some gps with some ultra sonic sounds or something like that

and draw a range of my lands

[terse dirge]

is he an outdoor cat or inside cat?

[thick forge]

he lives some months in apartment but now we are living in lands

so the two choices

[rigid sphinx]

agression decreases when castrated?

[thick forge]

but now is more outdoor

some days he dont come home

xD

[thick forge]

in theory yes

[rigid sphinx]

I thought castration was just for yk

[terse dirge]

I would definitely get him fixed then.

[thick forge]

what is yk

i mean what means "yk"

[rigid sphinx]

you know

[thick forge]

so is time to castrate him

he also attack me 1 time

[rigid sphinx]

😳

[terse dirge]

cats tend to be jerks with other animals by trying to kill things like birds or small animals for the hell of it is my understanding.

[thick forge]

and today he try to attack me again when i go to my neighbour house

[thick forge]

my cat kill a lot of animals

[obtuse fern]

Yes

[rigid sphinx]

did your cat ever brought a bird proudly to you?

[thick forge]

is very crazy cat, is orange and some days ago he wanna start a fight with a horse

xD

i hope the castration works well

[terse dirge]

no because he's too fat and slow to get a bird and when he's outside he's supervised

[thick forge]

because i dont wanna keep the cat in my home all the time

[obtuse fern]

This means your cat thinks you are a bad cat, and thinks you can't fend for yourself

[rigid sphinx]

I want an mexican orange cat so I can dress him as puss in boots

[thick forge]

el gato con botas

[terse dirge]

you can try to walk your cat if you want to keep him indoors but give him outside time

[obtuse fern]

is orange
Ah, you may have bigger fry to fish

[rigid sphinx]

so my neighbours cat thinks im weak...

[rigid sphinx]

YEAHH

[thick forge]

yes that is what i planned to do now

[terse dirge]

https://www.wikihow.pet/Take-a-Cat-for-a-Walk

[rigid sphinx]

I thought the meaning of a cat bringing a bird is that they love you and wants to give a gift since you care for them

but i just learned they think your weak and is nothing compared to them

[terse dirge]

cheeto caught a lizard inside once

[obtuse fern]

Correct. Cats see us as weird large cats. Also fun fact, their meowing that you hear is actually specifically designed for humans

[thick forge]

i not understand what do you mean xd

[rigid sphinx]

dang

[obtuse fern]

They think you're deaf, so they vocalize in a way they think youll understand

[hardy frigate]

Well well well

[obtuse fern]

Orange cats is dumb

[rigid sphinx]

but what about our way of speech like we say words do they interpert (sorry idk how to type that) that as an meow we cant pronounce cause we are deaf?

[terse dirge]

can confirm, cheeto is not the brightest

[thick forge]

i gonna try this, tomorrow i gonna buy some of that things, my sister buy one but dont works because maybe are for dogs xd

[terse dirge]

he's not a brigth crayon or a crayon because he ate all of the crayons

[gaunt gale]

hi guys

[obtuse fern]

Also sorry, I intentionally switched words in the idiom. Its usually "bigger fish to fry" meaning more problems than whats in front of you

[rigid sphinx]

a bird joined

[thick forge]

ohh make sense

[obtuse fern]

Well, specifically they think we're hard of hearing. This is why they can be so vocal when wanting attention, then quiet when going ambush mode

[thick forge]

some time are funny xD

[rigid sphinx]

aaah

do yall love bald cats?

[obtuse fern]

All cats are silly, sphinx cats are great

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-money-rich-gif-26085286

[obtuse fern]

Especially if you have an allergy to dander

[terse dirge]

I really wanna get a mainecoon

[hardy frigate]

Listen guys

It's late at night

[obtuse fern]

Fun fact, if you raise chickens and cats together you get eggs that help you not be allergic to cat dander

[hardy frigate]

Who wants to talk about cloud security

[obtuse fern]

"Late" maybe for you

[lofty warren]

whut, it 9am rn@@

[hardy frigate]

Welp

[lofty warren]

*w me

[hardy frigate]

Wow enjoy your coffee

Get double shotted iced cap

[lofty warren]

ill take a coldbrew btw:D

[terse dirge]

I had an energy drink

https://tenor.com/view/white-monster-wmster-monster-energy-monster-energy-drink-monkey-gif-15628061433413475006

[lofty warren]

monsterr

[hardy frigate]

Bro I need a mini fridge

To put energy drinks in it

[terse dirge]

technically I had this Godzilla C4

300mg of caffeine to the brain

[thick forge]

[hardy frigate]

U better have completed 3 boxes

Wit hthat much caffiene

[terse dirge]

working on kubernetes right now

[hardy frigate]

I heard the kubernetes certs are hard

[terse dirge]

I'm too broke for certs tbh

and I think certs are a bit overrated

2 nodes left to set up

[hardy frigate]

Certs can help

U just have to find the path, certs or no certs

[thick forge]

in the 99% of the cases the employer just need to get the job done, they dont care if someone have the cert or not

[boreal pike]

Can I just, like... Post my sketch of a my little pony here? Just because?

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brain-monkey-gif-11098413

[boreal pike]

How did you get a gif of the inside of my brain?!

[terse dirge]

ya but I'd rather invest my time into projects that demonstrate I can do independent research other than reading a book or doing a course to understand something

I think being able to be self taught or being able to be self sustainable in cyber is better than any sort of certifications because it shows you can hold your own better than someone who can read a book and pass a multiple choice test or do a course and be able to pass a test that goes over only what was in the course

also I enjoy figuring out topics/technologies on my own because its less boring than reading a book or doing a course

https://tenor.com/view/zyzzsoju-gif-25173856

[eternal mango]

In another thread, it was said that it does not expire

[terse dirge]

tldr: I enjoy the lack of structure and learning things on my own instead of reading a book or doing a course

[livid vine]

If you start from scratch with no experience administering clusters, they can be indeed

[eternal mango]

Takes a special kind of stubborn learning that way sometimes, but the feeling of reward.. I learned the same way, out of lack of decent coverage of the subject at the time.. Hands on, research heavy, making mistakes and challenging yourself to persist to overcome them

Fun fun fun

[feral jackal]

can I pet your gopher

🥺

[eternal mango]

My Gopher?

[feral jackal]

yes

it look cute

[eternal mango]

I do not have a Gopher

But if it makes you happy, you can imagine I do

[feral jackal]

omg you are staff

[sturdy thistle]

@eternal mango i bought a new coffee machine

[eternal mango]

Not ANOTHER one!

🤣

[lofty warren]

i luv ur Capybara pfp frame man

[sturdy thistle]

i will sell the current one

[eternal mango]

wtf have I got a Capybara on my pfp 🤣

[sturdy thistle]

that's cute ngl

[eternal mango]

I don't remember setting that, but fair enough, I'll roll with it

mb @feral jackal, yes you may pet it

but it's a cappy 🤣

Seriously how long has that been there

[lofty warren]

why im still banana, it worst tbh

[terse dirge]

cat gang

[warped plank]

When it arriving?

[sturdy thistle]

Monday 🙁

[eternal mango]

Ohhh it's from that discord checkpoint thing

[warped plank]

Thats way too long a wait

[sturdy thistle]

yes

[warped plank]

I wish we knew what the matched avatar border characters meant

[sturdy thistle]

if i would that earlier, i would paid 9 euro more fore express shipping

[warped plank]

Istg if they were random and not based on the checkpoint

[feral jackal]

oh.. I was doing the server side attacks module they talked about ssrf also about gopher service.. I don't know what that means but when I searched online found pics of something like that pet

[eternal mango]

It looks like it has its head cut off.. but it just has a flat skull it seems

[warped plank]

Is a go framework for web, think nodejs but go

[terse dirge]

golang mentioned

[warped plank]

I can just imagine: sha1-hulud go version

[eternal mango]

The only language where code is guaranteed to have more lines for exception handling than features

/s

[feral jackal]

hhmmmmmm

[warped plank]

*ehem* rust

[eternal mango]

Hah

[warped plank]

Use a Result type once and everywhere needs to handle it

[eternal mango]

I've been playing a bit with contracts recently in Rust

[sturdy thistle]

right now i have 18 in and 45 out

[eternal mango]

It's a weird ass language, and a different concept to what I'm used to

but it's fun

[sturdy thistle]

ffs

[terse dirge]

I don't handle every error in my go code tbh

[warped plank]

Contracts? Like crypto contracts?

[terse dirge]

rust has solidity support??

[feral jackal]

how some people has the HTB mod in the bio but they don't look like they are mods

[eternal mango]

Yeah, specifically SOL instruction sets

[warped plank]

Never thought to use Rust for that but seems like a good way to remove half the issues of SOL

Real math library in SOL when?

[eternal mango]

I'm using Anchor for it as the framework

[near swift]

Ceald

[eternal mango]

Had to do some book research for Rust for someone, so it got me curious on the subject, as I've never touched Rust or contracts before

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/write-that-down-taking-notes-school-universities-university-gif-17937210

[eternal mango]

I like the uhh... I guess I'd describe it was "simplicity", but that's not the right word

because crypto dev is anything but

What I mean is that it restricts you to the very primitives when writing the instructions

[warped plank]

Rust is interesting for sure, the hand holding naturally disappears as you learn to think like the compiler

[eternal mango]

I'm still crawling, but I have at least managed to deploy something basic on localnet lol

Time to bring back seadriscoin? (if only I hadn't burnt it all)

[warped plank]

I've never really written servers on it, just simple cli tools

[eternal mango]

ah no by localnet I mean the local solana test environment, so a local version of the chain

[warped plank]

Im still thinking about how async is weird in rust.

[warped plank]

Ohhh

[patent elbow]

cat pwning the today box 😃

[warped plank]

There's a bunch of test chains that should be easy to get into with just a couple faucets no?

[eternal mango]

devnet is recommended, as local can be troublesome due to confirmation delay, but then the faucet on devnet has quite the rate limit

Pros and Cons both sides, local you can print as much as you want, devnet you have a faster confirmation time but are rate limited on the faucet

[warped plank]

Idk my only real experience with crypto is a bunch of crypto challenges one time. I forgot what the site was even called

[eternal mango]

Or I was just doing it all wrong 🤣

[warped plank]

The memories of struggling to connect to a wallet using env files

Not really well documented back then

[eternal mango]

I used to mess about much more with blockchain when Bitcoin first hopped up, but mostly from a research perspective, especially when those vanity wallets started to appear. One fun project was hunting for wallets on the chain on a local copy of the corpus, using uhhh.. I think there was somewhere that let you generate a wallet purely with a single word or phrase at the time

I never found any wallets with active balances, but the process of optimising it, hooking up between a few different languages where one was more efficient for a specific part of the whole task was great fun

It got down to how loops were structured in order to get the most efficiency / lowest instruction count per check

When you're operating with such a large dataset, every instruction matters 🤣

[warped plank]

Gotta abuse em bitwise operations

Screw words

[eternal mango]

Well yeah, this was some online wallet generator I think at the time that was popular because it was easy

..but that led to it being easy to search en-masse if people ACTUALLY USED a word or two for their seed

(which yes, they DID.. but others got to the wallets before I found them.. not that I would've raided them if I had gotten there first, this was all a "would this work?" exercise)

This was when it was like sub £50 per coin lol

[warped plank]

This is why humans should never be given the freedom to secure their valuables with 1 word

[eternal mango]

I mean

You say that

but I'd prefer that my safe word be short

..if it's my valuables

..but if it's my SECRETS, that's another matter entirely

👀

https://tenor.com/view/monty-mp-nudge-nudge-python4life-gif-9708071

Ok, nn 🙂

[warped plank]

Nn, meanwhile me in the morning just starting work

[eternal mango]

Good luck, may your day fly by

[warped plank]

Thanks! I know it wont we got a lot of bookings

[placid torrent]

What’s up yall

[hardy frigate]

The moon is up

Because I am playing a risky game with my sleep schedule

If I dont spam the chat tomorrow just know

My new sleep plan didnt work

[exotic pendant]

Damn

top %1 of discord messages

[lofty warren]

*supernerd mode activated

[exotic pendant]

Can check yours with that 😄

[lofty warren]

heree

[hardy frigate]

The more complex the technology, the more satisfying it is to hack it

[lofty warren]

[hardy frigate]

I wonder how good it feels to reverse engineer -- now thats gotta be the most complex

[gaunt gale]

the more complex the system, the more room there is for vulnerabilities

and the more insecure it gets

[thick forge]

[winged ridge]

Is 40$ dollars worth it for wifi monthly subscription and after 2 years I’ll start paying 60$ instead.

[thick forge]

i pay 80 for stalink

or maybe no

[winged ridge]

Who uses starlink. It sucks

It’s very slow too

It’s like 30 mbps or smth

So is it worth it? That’s what you are saying

@thick forge

[thick forge]

im back

[thick forge]

i use starlink

works fine for my lands

[thick forge]

in my case, yes

i can play, stream, all the basic things works fine

and only with the mini kit

i was thinking to buy the kit more bigger but i think is not neccesary for now

and also works every part where i move, including in the car

the only bad thing is they dont support portforwarding

but all the others things works great

[carmine pecan]

Samba

[brazen crown]

its 500mbps

in most areas

which is wayyy faster than traditional satellite internet

[lofty warren]

[bronze lion]

It isn't even commercially available here yet

[hardy frigate]

What are ur standards ?

That's the hackers ultimate question

[elder inlet]

And away we go! Weeeeeeeeee

[scenic maple]

i am top 0.23

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yapping-i-am-the-one-who-knocks-gif-8421079325137241553

[ornate ibex]

I have a feeling that you are AI.

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/bender-futurama-kill-all-humans-robot-gif-17343915

[ornate ibex]

It scans without host discovery check.

So, you are looking for -T1-4 for speed.

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hidden-dont-tell-them-don't-tell-them-gif-4258270191420865980

[molten bobcat]

Skipping the ping check just helps for hosts that don't have ICMP echo requests enabled

[rapid badger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC7qeHLsuW8
that intro is way too good

[scenic maple]

rookie

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/car-fnf-gif-3801223415668524431

I can't see my yapping score because of privacy settings

@supple plume how's void Linux?

[rose onyx]

you're not alone

[slim saffron]

hihiii

[eternal mango]

Ceald, Gubarz 🤣 I fed in a load of datapoints from public Discord checkpoint images, and got this..

Using nearby datapoints and fitting a simple power-law curve (which accurately matches how message totals scale with user percentiles), we can estimate percentiles for the new message counts. Around the 22k–50k range, the curve shows that a user with 22,453 messages lands at roughly top 2.2% of all Discord users. In the lower range, using the datapoints around 3k–10k messages, the same method shows that a user with 4,289 messages sits at about top 8.3%. These results match the pattern of your real datapoints closely and fall cleanly within the expected distribution.

[rose onyx]

oof, i checked my most popular servers and i'm not even an amature yapper.

[eternal mango]

Oh, that was only based upon messages here, so nowhere near accurate I guess

Idiot

[rose onyx]

yeah i chat more in other servers

[eternal mango]

Oh I see

So the truth outs

https://tenor.com/view/life-of-brian-splitter-monty-python-gif-8439692206383233582

[rose onyx]

🙊

[eternal mango]

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-silly-gif-5561269159560133020

[peak hollow]

Today's goal for cybersecurity [07-12-2025]

1.Do 2-3 rooms from the exploitation basics section of Cyber security 101 Path
2.Start the Network foundation modules from the HTB and finish it
3.Complete the File permission section from the Linux course which I have been avoiding for too long.
4.Practice some linux commands which I have learned by doing 5-6 Levels in the OvertheWire bandit.

[rapid badger]

best skill for red teaming... is it :
a) programmer

b) IT dude

c) catfish

[terse dirge]

Lol

[obtuse fern]

social skills for the most part

there's no one best skill for red teaming though

as each skill plays different roles in an engagement

[terse dirge]

Just daily drive Linux instead of bandit

[heady sage]

Caeld be nice

And don’t promote your Twitter here

[terse dirge]

What twitter?

[devout sail]

x

[heady sage]

No one calls it that

[stark venture]

am i crazy or is the answer not The Internet
What is the largest Wide Area Network (WAN) that connects millions of Local Area Networks (LANs) globally?

[terse dirge]

crazy?

[heady sage]

No one says HEY LETS GO ON X

[terse dirge]

I was crazy once

they locked me in a room

[devout sail]

I said it

[terse dirge]

a rubber room

[heady sage]

Fuck off

[terse dirge]

a rubber room with rats

and the rats made me crazy

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-crazy-i-was-crazy-i-was-crazy-once-i-was-crazy-crazy-i-was-crazy-once-gif-4471500993328921192

[terse dirge]

lmao

[peak hollow]

Thanks for that,I do infact I use linux for all my studying cybersecurity like I do THM rooms on linux, watch course videos in linux most of the time I am in my VM rather than the host OS

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-breaking-bad-trolling-we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-24059670

[peak hollow]

The answer is internet

[stark venture]

ooh

[stark venture]

ty

[peak hollow]

Yeah

[terse dirge]

why not just install it on your host then instead of using a vm?

[next venture]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[peak hollow]

anytime buddy

[terse dirge]

@heady sage check out my new rice twin

[peak hollow]

I have to do some work on the microsoft products sometimes for my uni project, that's why the linux is in the VM but soon will be the main os

[heady sage]

Exceptional work old chum

[terse dirge]

That's understandable.

[peak hollow]

Yeah

[terse dirge]

For stuff like Ms office I would just use whatever is in the web UI. I'm too lazy to get it working with wine tbh

[rose onyx]

[terse dirge]

"now let's see Gubarz's rice"

[rose onyx]

I has none :<

[terse dirge]

[devout sail]

What's that application select thing

Rofi?

[terse dirge]

Fuzzel

[peak hollow]

Yeah I too sometimes use the web version of the products, also the thing is I don't know how to use the linux properly yet, that's why I have two linux one with the GUI one and one without it so I most of the time spend on the GUI One learning the linux and practice those commands on the CLI linux where I only have the terminal

[next venture]

we don't use arch btw

[heady sage]

I just did a full day of synack

[rose onyx]

Sup @next venture haven't seen you in forever

[terse dirge]

What distros of Linux are you using?

[devout sail]

Any reason for fizzel over rofi?

[next venture]

grinding for OSCP 😄

[heady sage]

Hear that @terse dirge this is what a winner looks like?

[terse dirge]

I don't use arch btw

I use void

[next venture]

lie.

[terse dirge]

Real

[terse dirge]

It says so in my fastfetch

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/fpe-gif-12904436974720717983

[next venture]

[peak hollow]

Kali linux, I didn't use the mint or ubuntu one I always had in mind to not switch linux distro that's why I started with kali

[terse dirge]

Too cool and elite for arch now

[terse dirge]

Nice. Kali isn't a bad start, if you do plan on making Linux your host os then try something like Manjaro, you'll get the support of arch but a bit of stability and a more user friendly environment

With things like pamac

[terse dirge]

I also did Linux from scratch

[peak hollow]

Thanks for that buddy I will surely look Manjaro once, I am way too comfortable with the Debian based distro hhhhh

[terse dirge]

I mean the only real difference is the package managers.

Arch also has a more up to date kernel with rust hacking enabled

[peak hollow]

Yeah you are right the most difference is about the package managers and support which differentiate these distros

[terse dirge]

Some have a different init system entirely, void uses runit instead of systemd

[peak hollow]

Oh nice I didn't know that, I have seen many people who choose mostly between the kali or the arch both have the same amount of the users, I have tried installing arch with their installing package it was nice experience

[peak hollow]

don't know much about that only got to know these things from the LFS101 course on the linux foudation

[terse dirge]

Once you get a bit better with Linux, try installing it without the installer script.

[terse dirge]

I would try to avoid courses entirely for Linux. You really learn it by using it

[peak hollow]

yeah this thing is in my mind to test my linux thing once I get a little bit more better with linux

[peak hollow]

Yeah but we need something to start with, Any amount of course can't teach everything about linux but it can give a good start to know about the things , and learning it by using it makes the learning process a bit challenging and that is time we get to learn more about the things even from the course material

But I atleast want to start with that's why I started the LFS101 and a course on the udemy

[silver forge]

kaku os

[supple plume]

I just woke up, I will ping you when I have it running

[mystic harbor]

Go to sleep

[green kite]

Waking up at 8am sounds like heaven

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[supple plume]

I mean it's sunday

I usually wake up at 6

[green kite]

Kids don’t care about Sunday

[supple plume]

And have a cold shower outdoors

Almost freezing

[green kite]

They will wake you up when they want to

[supple plume]

For 2 hours commute or spending the day alone

Absolutely alone

[green kite]

Sounds like you need a hug

I must say, today both kids slept until 7:30. so my body was like “hey nobody is awake yet, it’s 6 get the fuck up you lazy man”

[supple plume]

Hahah

Ptsd kinda alarma

Wake up before no one wakes you up

But when do you wake up usually

[green kite]

Usually at 6

[supple plume]

Aah

No coffee here

Terrible

[green kite]

Ouch. Torture

[mystic harbor]

I wake up at 4 pm

[supple plume]

I forgot to buy and I only go to town once a week

There is no bus on sunday

So Im stuck

[green kite]

Ask your neighbour

[supple plume]

I am not that kind of person irl

I am a lonely man

[green kite]

Hack their WiFi, then their devices, put a bsod with the message SEND COFFEE OR NO PC

[mystic harbor]

Call me if you lonely

Migesh

[supple plume]

Ransomwere for coffee

Ill just buy tomorrow

Like 2 boxes

[green kite]

Are you still in Spain?

[supple plume]

I need 4 coffees a day at least

[supple plume]

Yes...

They won't sell me adhd pills anymore

[green kite]

So you start tomorrow with -4 coffee deficiency

[supple plume]

I am already doing that for this whole week

No pills no coffee

I have done almost nothing

But thanks to windsurf I got the job done

Do you vibe code?

[green kite]

I don’t vibe code

[supple plume]

I thought it was useless

Now I know it is almost useless

But is in that almost where it does some things

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[green kite]

I sometimes ask it how it would do some stuff in my project, but it doesn’t code for me. Junie has a “ask” mode and it’ll give some recommendation or answer your questions

But most of the times it just talks shit and gives 50 lines of code for something that really needs 4

I don’t think AI is gonna steal my job soon

[supple plume]

It won't any soon

It is garbage

I don't ask it things

I say "make an endpoint that receives an ajax request, validates x and returns y"

And I fix 10% the code

This is the best case scenario

Otherwise it spits a lot of garbage code and I have to rollback with git

[green kite]

lol yeah

[supple plume]

This after an epic fight arguing back and forth

Yesterday I say the though process while doing that it said:

[pearl spruce]

⏫ IQ ⏬

[supple plume]

"The USER asked me to just do it but at this point I feel like I am just diminishing the tokens of the USER. I think the best curse of action is to provide the USER with a summary of what was done earlier"

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-yippee-creature-yippee-meme-yippee-gif-gif-1489386840712152603

[supple plume]

Vro

You wanted this emoji so bad

@lofty warren

@1pwn

@mystic harbor TU FOOTPATH PE MIL

[meager kernel]

LMAO

Imagine joining an incel server just for the emojis

[supple plume]

That's what I do

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[mystic harbor]

@supple plume joder

Miedra

Puta

[supple plume]

Mierda*

Puta mierda *

[mystic harbor]

Pendejo

[supple plume]

That is mexican

[mystic harbor]

Culo

[cerulean bloom]

@supple plume @warped plank I'm black, same game 😁

this was yesterday at like 3:30 AM

[supple plume]

Nice

Both attacking the queen

[cerulean bloom]

yah

altho the second one wins me a rook

[supple plume]

Unless white plays Qd1

[cerulean bloom]

light square bishop

its protecting C2

[frigid mountain]

booooooring

[cerulean bloom]

[supple plume]

Right

[cerulean bloom]

yep

[supple plume]

Well played

[cerulean bloom]

thx 🙂

[supple plume]

Says the one that doesn't play chess

[cerulean bloom]

tbh, I didn't even see I can go to C2 with my knight afterward, forgot my light square bishop was there

[cerulean bloom]

LOL

[supple plume]

What did you do then

[cerulean bloom]

oh, I see saw it afterward, so I made the move

just I didn't see when I made the knight sac

I was thinking, "huh, since they can't take my knight, I guess it can be a cool brilliant move"

[supple plume]

Hahah

[mystic harbor]

Sliver C2

[supple plume]

Happens to me too sometimes

[cerulean bloom]

different C2

[supple plume]

Burp C2

[mystic harbor]

[supple plume]

Homebrewer invented it

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-powers-i-play-real-sports-eastbound-and-down-danny-mc-bride-gif-9466097

[mystic harbor]

Sliver?

[supple plume]

BurpC2

[mystic harbor]

Uh

[supple plume]

You play b0blox

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-isnt-just-a-game-lance-geiger-the-history-guy-more-than-a-game-chess-is-more-gif-18969721

[frigid mountain]

i liked chess until I was 10 and found out chess is just memorizing move patterns not strategizing in real time

[supple plume]

That means you didn't learn a single thing about chess

Nice

[frigid mountain]

😄

[supple plume]

Then why the best player is an AI engine and not a database?

Three bags of bullshit

[solar igloo]

knight b4 to c2 wouldve been such a fire move here

[cerulean bloom]

I played that if I'm understanding correctly

[solar igloo]

did u win

[cerulean bloom]

yep

[solar igloo]

SICK

[cerulean bloom]

if I didn't win, I would have been SOOOOOO mad lol

[solar igloo]

nah fr you had such a good setup too

wouldve been gutting if you lost

[supple plume]

Aright

Who wants to play a match

[cerulean bloom]

not me, gotta do school work

[solar igloo]

i would absolutely defenestrate you

with my 250elo

[supple plume]

Hahah

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[supple plume]

We can play one if you like

But my elo is a bit higher

[solar igloo]

im out unfortunately 🥲 give me a raincheck for the evening

i havent played in so long i actually dont remember my elo

[latent slate]

hello, is there a channel "suggestion" ?

[supple plume]

./feedback

Without the dot

[solar igloo]

400 😭

[latent slate]

ty

[solar igloo]

isnt that like the default

[supple plume]

Yeah

But elo doesn't really matter

[solar igloo]

true true

[supple plume]

Well I'm going to do stuff if you want to play ping me

[solar igloo]

will do 🔥

[supple plume]

But keep in mind Im 1600

[solar igloo]

bloody hell

[cerulean bloom]

hey, I beat my 1600 elo friend on rapid when I'm 700

[solar igloo]

my rapid is 387 i will be COOKED 😭

[supple plume]

Is not that high

Also donut could win against me

Last time

If he didn't blunder

[cerulean bloom]

I forget what happened, but sounds like me

[supple plume]

Got ladder mated all of a sudden

[cerulean bloom]

🤣

[supple plume]

I sacrificed the rook

I need levy emojies

[solar igloo]

i can use them on u when u lose