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oui oui baguette ๐ท ๐ฅ
Ces't bonne la baguette
rule 5 pls
I never understood why inanimate objects are masculine or feminine in french
Same in spanish
I know why
bro i can smell a malware from miles away
bruh
It's not because of anything related to human gender
@lime trout do you speak french? 
its because of what they do to the inanimate objects
or do they generally do in canada
some
quebecois
๐
That is ๐ง๐ช
They call it french fries in murica
javascript moment
he's missing his birth issued m4 with extended mags
I'll be honest
I have no idea what you just said 
In America all new born citizens are issued an M416 with 2 extended mags
I'm not sure what an M416 or mags are, gotta google that
mags are what you used to have to hide under your matress
ah
You've never played a shooter outside of fortnite

well, yah
@static pasture one of HTB users @agile zinc is spamming members
HTB down?
Is for me too.
is....... cloudflare down
HTB has a rule on dming? ๐ I thought that was exclusive to THM
You know its cooked when Status checker is down as well
yup, cloudflare is down

nope
HTB does have a rule on DMs
@terse dirge hopefully the new machine will arrive tomorrow
deployed to prod on a friday. classic ๐คฃ
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oh no here we go again https://downdetector.fr/ is also 500
.fr lol
there are the same rules here. plus trying to hack fellow members is a scummy move
Briefly got isitdownrightnow.com without css but it's gone back to connection timeout
Who broke htb
hopefully it's just maitenance and not the lavalamp wall that broke
ahhhhhhhh
good
Oh no LinkedIn is down, how terrible
Is what it is that's the Internet for yah
no codeforces 
How will I consume my daily dose of corporate brainslop
hehe my blog is still up
same 
the intern tripped on a cable
man of culture
cloudflare is currently on maintenance apparently
they should just download more ram
not with these current prices ๐ญ
who broke league of legend
rust probably
Can't study on htb, can't play league of legends, i am lost guys
man
it's the apocalypse vro
kinda at this point
guys do to submit root flag. I have withdrawal symptoms already
sorry, I was eating one of the cables thinking it was candy
I forgive you Ceald
it was spicy
why christmas candy shaped if not meant for consumption
Feels like this is happening all the time now.
Let me leaaaaarn
cloudflares odwn again hahahahaha
For the crime of bettering yourself, you are sentenced to three hours of tiktok brainrot.
CLOUD FLARE DEADGE AGAIN
omg, i'm gonna loose everything i learned
for what ?
Cloudflare again
i love cloudflare
another cloudflare outage i just wanna play chess
For what ? ๐

I love how everyone comes out from lurking when cloudflare dies
yo is cloudfare down
Yep
omd I was doing a brute force attack
This is honestly stupid why are these companies even using cloudflare anymore
absolutely true bro ๐
what is the approximate time that the HTB will work again ?
Looks back. At least stuff appeared for me
when cloudflare comes back up
Ask cloudflare
they say a fix is in now
HTB is UP Right Now
You would think they would of stopped by now
HTB works again
ah, nice
Eyyyyyyy this is fire, I didn't know you danced paint
my smart car crashed
Nice
and yet 30% of the internet runs on it 
Sure Bro
we can make memes and eat popcorn
thats something
Nooo i don't want to see all the post linkedin about cloudfare 
works on my machine
Time to Grift on LinkedIn about how the members of HTB were able to get cloudflare up and running again so they should hire us ๐
Lmao
It's like 30 something degrees and I'm sleeping with my deck door open and I called Kali and she came to bed with me!
don't forget to add an AI generated image
anyone here can be access into Notion?
Hey ceald
hallo
my browser got stuck btw
I was asleep and then I wasn't
HTB Is UP Right Now
you didn't miss much other than cloudflare going down again
That was me. Pwned cloudflare
apparently rewriting things in rust isn't a very smort idea
its super easy tho:
Hey chatgpt, rewrite this codebase in rust
I am thrilled to announce
Hey guys its my first day working at Cloudflare. Pushed a small update and going to take the rest of the afternoon off.
Good for frontend web dev
dang
hey chatgpt, rewrite this website in godot
well i am still top 1% in discord in terms of yapping
Optimizations for a smoother experience
again
nano banana overembellished my features ๐
ngl tho next generation of web dev is a hybrid mix with game dev like 3d and shaders and stuff
already is if you know enough
A CSS powered 3D environment with geometry created from HTML elements and CSS transforms. Textures and lightmaps are composed by layering multiple background-images and colour is applied using CSS blend-modes.
my blog is more reliable than all of cloudflare
(it uses cloudflare dns servers)
My blog is vibe coded, I don't think it uses any of that and I'll wake up someday to see somebody mining crypto on the server
Sup
can u send me ur blog
Vibe coding 
yeah but this is not standadized yet
Rn
The only protection I have for my vibe coded blog is that nobody knows it
Top
?
Im just doing three js rn
meaning mainstream
What's that?
Fixing some dumb shit they let in this project
how is html and css not standardized
its a course about how to do threejs
Threejs 
got 500 internal server when I was about to buy the voucher of CPTS
god sending me signals
cloudflare down today ?
three.js is what i made my first two duck game POCs with
html css is ok lol but u see its slow and sluggish and not popular yet speaking about the 3d part
a friend of mine had 199K messages this year........
using webgl or webgpu is how it is
trending on X
I was trying to install cachyos
top 0.06%.........
yeah this uses webgl
how........
ya
bro does everything tech has to offer
oh its bug report it ,|| just kidding||
i really dont want to be jobless in the next 10 years
so i went for the only think ai cant do in frontend
Seriously
3d
um have you asked it to generate a platforming game using threejs yet? i did that like last year and it did a decent enough job
xD
Achxually
Gahahahahhahahah
is joever for me guys
all dev is cooked lol
Is not that AI can or can't do it
Listen
The point is
*paint
i am not scared about teh ai i am scared about people like paint using ai and replacing 10 positions
Understand what has to be done and use AI to work faster, a dummy with AI will keep making spaghetti
Exactly
i love spaghetti
that is if you can get hired first tho
epic embed fail
Yeah
speaking of making spaghetti, i dare you to watch this entire video without getting hungry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcDVHnqr_R8
Canโt get enough? (Binge every Taste Wars here) โ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5UlFtnrR4c6vPMK7TQIVqGcT3DNggmQk
00:00 Spaghetti Taste Wars
00:26 What Does Spaghetti Mean To You?
01:48 Vickyโs Spaghetti Meal
02:44 Spaghetti Meal #1 Taste Test
05:05 Martinaโs Spaghetti Meal
06:17 Spaghetti Meal #2 Taste Test
08:44 Princess...
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Lyrics:
All I, all I, all I all I wanted
Was a bit of bread
Mama called me disappointment,
Papa called me fat
I like it garlic, rye and brown
Banana, honey bun
Brioche, focaccia, naa...
I just ate and took adderall
i am already angry for thumbnail
wth is black spaghetti
disgrace to italians
Also the italians in the vid are baddies
lol

i take it right before i eat, seems to work better for me that way
I took it while eating
Dayum everyone got their adhd certificate these days
i mean you see me shitpost when im not
I love vibe coding
Which spaghetti did u choose paint
either of the italian ones
Specially when they don't care about quality
the other ones are crimes
Italian brainrot is better
wth is this


they also did a fried rice video, black vs asian fried rice... and if you thought this one was rage bait, boy do i have something for you
Canโt get enough? (Binge every Taste Wars here) โ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9ijLU4k0s&list=PL5UlFtnrR4c6vPMK7TQIVqGcT3DNggmQk
00:00 Fried Rice Taste Wars
00:27 What Is Fried Rice?
01:47 Tokiโs Fried Rice
02:53 Fried Rice #1 Taste Test
05:04 Samaraโs Fried Rice
06:10 Fried Rice #2 Taste Test
08:27 Hanyuโs Fried Rice
9:30 Fried ...
I watched this on Uncle Rogers channel 
This makes the back of my eyes turn inside-out
Is it just Uncle Roger? Or are niece and nephew also frustrated?
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why do blacks always mess with other food 
the girl giving everybody 1s and 2s sabotaging them so she won by default
reminded me of a girl i went on a date with way back in like 2011
first dish having corn in it, "ive never seen corn in fried rice before"
then her fried rice has corn in it
Canโt get enough? (Binge every Taste Wars here) โ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9ijLU4k0s&list=PL5UlFtnrR4c6vPMK7TQIVqGcT3DNggmQk
00:00 Barbecue Taste Wars
00:20 The Power of Barbecue
01:58 Williamโs Barbecue
03:04 Barbecue #1 Taste Test
05:14 Juddโs Barbecue
05:52 Barbecue #2 Taste Test
08:03 Rondaโs Barbecue
09:20 Barbecue #3 Tas...
congrats @pale basin for reached Omnissient

@supple plume 2 brilliant moves in 1 game 
-# bullet btw
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/146335139092/review?move=17
idk if i can watch this, dont think my heart can take it
send me the next link
wasnt syz omni since 2020 ish?
i think i got wrong
no youre thinking of szymex72

oh dang
there is 72 and 73
bullet btw
where is szymex71
2023ish if my memory serves well
man i wanna reach Pro Hacker
I should have one in my archives with lots of briliant from me and my opponent
Maybe I take a.look while the ai does my job
Cloudflare dead again
I hope you lose
@scenic maple why did you never try beyond Hacker
The game is over dummy
Do it
sorry man, i was though you with another people fr

cause it takes too much effort
too dumb, too busy

Hey hey hey, I'm at work let me be schizo
szy have u stopped playing or do u still collect flags and cat images with cola
Why was it so short
it was bullet ๐คฃ
as per @muted olive's suggestion
Patience you must have, young padawan
play rapid with me
do what i did and just do all the active content
damn why didnt i think of that
Canโt get enough? (Binge every Taste Wars here) โ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9ijLU4k0s&list=PL5UlFtnrR4c6vPMK7TQIVqGcT3DNggmQk
00:00 Steaks Taste Wars
00:27 Rare or Well-Done?
01:40 Ericโs Steak
02:27 Steak #1 Taste Test
04:26 Royceโs Steak
05:00 Steak #2 Taste Test
07:19 Dylanโs Steak
08:09 Steak #3 Taste Test
10:21 Robโs Ste...
no
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NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nah
nah
in bullet as well
who the hell did they get for the white guys... one of them doesnt even have a sense of smell??
lmao based
Lmao based
Lmao based
lmaO baseD
I can't find a game I played in a tournament I had it written down in a piece of paper. The engine rated my accuracy at 2700
WHAT
Yeah
I mean, yesterday, I played with my friend (1600 rated) blitz
he trolled and hung a knight for free cuz I was low rated
but, we were basically neck and neck LOL
until at the end where I blundered not protecting a past pawn, then it went to a time game
we both had like 10s
lol
I cant play quick
me neither lol
๐
Im trash at blitz or bullet
Friiday
Heck yeah
tbh, I played MUCH better than my actual rating
I play worse than my rating

This yeat im not playing as much
Just losing elo
I don't go to the club either...
Just getting good at hacking instead
I need to force myself to play games

It's easier if you have friends to play with
I'm the opposite. I hate playing with people I know
wanna play later?
in a couple hours?
Absolutely
Yes
Chess right?
yup
Kingdom hearts 1
Kindgom hearts 2
Biohazard infinite
Some games beat you
Try the dark souls stuff, you may like it
What about instad of playing you develop a tool that helps you doing your job
So you have more time to struggle about what to do with your free time
you might see me play really well and blunder really well 
I have the same playstyle
@exotic pendant favourite game?

Kingdom hearts overall
I've lost interest in playing video games nowadays
I just force myself to play CS2 with friends
I already do that
Nice
I'm not in the mood to pirate a game cause its hard to store those games
Steam games are stored in the steam cloud so it's easy to store them
I've seen that if you play a lot of video games like 4-6 times per year, you get more interested and play for fun
idk
like, I play 12+ hours in a single day, but I can only play games at my grandma's, which is about 5-7 times a year
maybe even less
That's crazy
yeah, and I have more time having fun than I would playing the game every day imo
Maybe I should only play on weekends
thats what I do with netflix
Rest of the time I should do some other hobbies
I haven't played piano and guitar in a long while, should get back into that
dont use netflix, i use plex and download and control all my own tv and movie services
@native plume where are you
Epic 10.0 on nextjs just woke up
But like, who builds automation with objects in js without strictly checking if the attributes exist (cuz of the entire idea of prototype pollution/referencing that is common knowledge of js)
Nice approach considering storage is cheap and "Linux ISO"s are everywhere
storage isn't really cheap, especially fast storage.
while harddrives come a dime a dozen I don't think they're suitable for streaming speeds
SSDs are cheap, though the crazy fast stuff that I forgot the abbreviation thereof I am not sure
If SSDs are cheap to you then more power to yah but a lot of people can barely afford 1T SSD ๐ญ
I know people who do this:
- use instagram for 13 hours
- attend school for 5 hours
- one hour in travel
- 5 hours sleep
repeat
Isn't that 90% of the population
90% of youths under a certain age maybe? Even then we dont have the stats (I wanna doubt it's that bad but pls pull out stats before calling percentages)
I am not that well off yet, but I don't understand broke people in capitalist countries. I am not in the greatest place economically, and yet I got relatives abroad asking me to lend them money
You want me to pull out stats you say 
Ik things r bad but yes, is it so bad to ask for source when u talk specifically, numbers wise?

capitalism fuels the divide between those that are wealthy and those that aren't, the state of the country can widen or narrow that gap but either way there is a massive disproportionate amount of people that don't have a lot of money versus the people that have a ton of money. There's this graph that analyzes the amount of people with certain amount of wealth and it creates an inverse logarithm graph that shows most of the population have a certain amount of wealth and only a select few have more wealth than they can spend in several lifetimes. Most statistics follow a normal distribution, that graph follows just the right part of a normal distribution (this type of graph is known as a power law)
Okay sir I'll pull out stats next time just for you, backing up anything I ever say later on 
"Just the right part of a normal distribution"
That imagery.... but yes it's the state of greed that exists
Capitalism drives innovation
Not tryna sound like a communist cuz that's clearly not gr8 in practice either
But in capitalism so many people get away with mediocre products + expensive marketing
Leading to consumerism and all that jazz
Here's a source from the US census bureau
Wow, that.... now that is a skew
The US is the easiest place to be a millionaire though, why is there gap? There are also immigrant groups that average above 100K annually such as Indians no?
a more recent graph is probably more accurate ngl
What the dystopian hell
If it's so easy, everyone would do it. but in reality it's much easier to lose money than it is to gain it.
especially now where every transaction is digital
I have a brain surgeon relative making 1M+ annually post taxes
check price again dude๐
you do realize that becoming a brain surgeon is not that realistic for most people...
medical school loans alone 
looks like a power law
yez iz bery extreme
Are you a brain surgeon? Also which hospital? And yk how hospitals make so much? Because the regular guy is one medical emergency away from bankrupcy
It's worth it though. If U.S. degrees give me 1M+ annually, I am taking all the loans 
๐
What if you don't
Even if you did make 1M+ anually, the interest alone from your medical loans will bankrupt your ass
Get loan, get degree, only make 50k
This sounds like an incoming story of student debt
What this one said but less politely
Compound interest is a bitch
That's also why dividends re-investing in stocks is where it's at ๐
-# This is not financial advice
Im not american
Im just on the western side of the world wondering why "the leader of the free world" doesn't have free public healthcare
Well, there's a certain group that brought interest to your system I won't say who, but that's kinda your mistake 
I'm not from the US btw, but due to a long financial reliance history, basically every country is dependend on the US's markets, one way or the other.
U on the western side of the world too or nah
Complete other side mate 
Cuz if west, yeah ur economy is way more influenced by america
But yh late stage capitalism sucks
Anyway I'm gone for a bit
That's wrong
The complete other side is influenced more for political reasons
well, let's not get into politics but political policy changes affects the markets which more or less have no borders
cos I already worked out for today 
sad excuse
๐
I like sprinting down the street more than the gym
I'm sick
Throat infection
dude my back is in pain from doing a pullup rep countdown
I can do 80 in a row
no prob
gm chat
ey @signal mica
Cardio 
NO cardio
I just wrapped and placed under the tree the first 3 gifts of the Xmas season: A Kuromi Funko Pop for my sister, a pair of his favorite black jeans for my nephew and a National Parks board game for the whole family!
Going xmas shopping tomorow
ooooooooooo, very nice ๐
@exotic pendant can i have your twitter
I got my dad a 1926 vintage geologic map of the state we live in. I also got him/me a propane flamethrower. I got my mom a "I want to hear your story" journal
Senior Penetration Tester | Red Team Operator | Bug Bounty Hunter | US Navy | Single dad | Pizza enthusiast | Traitor Legion
I got my aunt a diamond art craft kit of a celtic Tree of Life
Bro is in bottom right corner of world map
thnx
Now the real challenge: Find out his name
nah i just wanted to see his physique
The buffest CyberSecurity person in the scene
wait wheres your physique pic
pretty sure it was in your twitter
On my nightstand
literally arnold
No sir that's the kiwis,
๐ซฆ
@exotic pendant I just got a Bells of Steel adjustable competition footprint kettlebell
2026 is MY year I'm gonna make it my bitch
Mans biceps are going to pop if a needle touches them
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Give me a list
NZ โค๏ธ
that's not how it works
10 fit slim asian babygirls
Unless your gift recipients are kids a list is stupid unless you're asked for one
Wdym
The idea is to think about the person, what you think they'd enjoy and pick a gift for them
Hmm
You can ask their close people for hints
Like I asked my sister about pants for my nephew
he's 22
Ngl I've never done Xmas shopping 
isnt that too tall?
I also fished for ideas from my sister by asking if she liked a particular Hello Kitty character, Kuromi and she said she's her favorite
how did you manage hacking along with body building
I got my family the National Parks game because we often take vacations to parks
I got my dad a flame thrower because he likes my little hand torch we use for starting fires out here in the country aka rural area, bonfires, box burns, etc
he probably did one push up for every bug found
I was also military at that time
I ordered 3 National Park sticker collector water bottles with stickers you add for each park you've visited for myself and my parents
btw why do you not use linux?
usually hackers prefer linux over windows
I got my mom a "Tell me your story" journal because she's sentimental and I will want to have it when she's gone
clunky
Windows feels smoother
is it just a personal choice
alot of people would fight you over that lmao
@exotic pendant I was in best shape of my life then. At 215lb, muscular I could still do 15+ pullups and run a sub 22 min 5k
Could we count key pressing as push ups 
I suck at running
I always did the bike
Fucking Navy with your bicycles
I'm like a mesomorph build
i wanna get back into boxing
yeah I'm meso too
if I did I'd be doing 10k pushups
@exotic pendant you ever did martial arts of any sort?
Bro casually made everyone in chat feel small ๐ญ
USAF did bike test before I joined but that phased it out because it was ineffective/inaccurate
Other than as a kid no
easy to cheat
lol
You can't cheat the stop watch

To be fair
We're on a ship
it's harder to train and run on a ship
Ain't no way we got military beef in HTB
That means you need to train harder
my seamen bfs and I had a lot of hard training on the ships
Post 9/11 air force was just Army with smart people and planes from a PT standpoint
meanwhile everyone that hasn't joined/been in the military: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
9/11 changed everything
everything from air defense perspective?
Lemme go hit up the fire range and I'd be qualified
I also put that seamen bf stuff to joke also
Eat pizza
Eat only meat

ok, I'm gonna do 20 KB swings rn
SERIOUSLY HOW
for funsies
how are you so jacked if you only eat pizza
When I use to compete I would make a lot of Greek yogurt + flour pizza crust
Dude fire range is so fun, went and did pistols and it was noice. Just low calibre weapons though.
Greek yogurt + flour pizza = crust
Fat free moz cheese
low sodium pizza sauce
Yeah rip aussies
5/10 pizza but is high protein
frost can you adopt me
fav brand of pizza?
I like my own but if i had too... I like the one with the mustache
Nahh we got everything that isn't full auto in firing ranges. I even know a guy who makes his own bullets and just has them cased by a factory.
homemade pizza is good
just drink whey protein shake
you like thin crust?
Yeah I make a good sourdough pizza
same
i ALWAYS wear the cardboard mustashe when I cook thesae
frost did you ever get deployed in the navy like to a diff country
i take a whey protein shake everyday with two whey scoops
thats like 52 grams of protein in one shake
frost sailed the 7 seas sir
Yeah like bahrain and I've done 2 tours for enduring freedom and inheroit resolve

frost you drink whey protein or no?
imagine getting deployed to korea
I use it for flavor for stuff
Sounds like a fun hobby, ngl imma take my buddy gator hunting when he comes to visit. Since he lives in Canada he's never shot a gun nor dealt with a gator, also they're delicious
its joever
which flavor one do you use?
ooff, I'm sleep depped so I'm macro-dosing creatine today
they just taste like a slightly spicy chicken...
i have an unflavoured one
i just add strawberry or chocolate syrup into it
What ever it benefits for. Like the other day I made a protein strawberry ice cream
bro eats carnivorous reptiles?
How does kangaroo taste? Also does Aussie have gator? I know they got crocs
also amde a chocolate fudge ice cream a few days ago
I do chocolate whey w/ whole milk and peanut butter
Snakes and frogs as well
and I just got some Fruity Pebbles whey
The brownie one had this and also those thin brownie bites mixed in
you eat snakes?!
sponsored
Other night I made the Fruity Pebbles whey shake w/ whole milk and a couple table spoons of Lucky Charms in it
frost any tips on cutting down weight?
it was delish
Free food is free food
count calories
bro is bear grylls
download the app and hate yourself for weighing every single gram of cheese
you can eat donuts everytday and lose weight as long as your calorie intake is lower than your maintaince
i sometimes eat too many carbs
I want to eat some iguanas next, that'll be a goal for next year though.
๐ญ
carbs is temp weight gain from water retention. Calories is the long term weight loss
i am on 2000kcal rn ๐ฉ
@meager kernel Walk at a decent pace for 30-45min 4 days/week on an incline treadmill at about 30 deg angle. Do a pyramid pattern with your speed. At highest you should be breathing hard enough to barely carry a convo
i have to eat 2400
@meager kernel Lift 3 days/week and do the cardio after
i do cardio
problem is with diet
Eat less
i lift 5-6 times
carboHYDRATE - it helps hydrate your muscles/fat which also works as a carrier to them for nutrients
so carbs arnt always bad
whole foods: chicken, broccoli and brown rice. Take a multi vitamin
hi, i want to click the link posted on #job-postings but it gives me error code: 404
rule of thumb if you dont want to count cals, go to sleep hungry
im trying to get my calories in check, while still eating sufficient protein
also use a kitchen scale
Yep get a calorie counting app
measure everything
i have but its sometimes so inconvient ๐
what's that one awesome app w/ all the calories by weight and stuff called Frost?
weight loss is inconvient
are you getting good sleep?

it's called something unexpected
Cronometer
I sometimes do fasting
You can scan barcodes into things
yea i have cronometer
helps me eat less
Yeah losting weight fucking sucks that's why so many Americans are overweight
Macrofactor does barcode reading
hi, i want to click the link posted on โ job-postings but it gives me error code: 404
please reply or tag me once you response to my message. i appreaciate it a lot . thanks
all major calorie counting apps do barcode reading
prob now yeah
I've lost 100lb before...and now I need to lose 100 again
e
which job posting exactly are you trying to click on
I gained back over 20 years due to health problems and medication
atp you can also take a picture of the macro table on the product and you create a new db entry
I should also fix my sleep schedule
i promise out of the 2/3 of obese Americans...maybe 2% are so because of bad sleep. Almost everyone is because too much calories/poor nutrition and not enough movement particularly
@meager kernel Wake up at sunrise and get 10 min of sunlight directly on you and it sets your circadian rhythm. It's how I went from night owl to morning person
not through a window
shitty food also tends to be way cheaper / easier
this is totally true and a deeper topic
food in general tends to just have more processed stuff in NA aswell
HFCS my beloved
Yea I do that too
Most of the days I sleep at 10 and wake up at 5 AM
that's a good schedule kratos
Only recently my sleep schedule is getting messed up
good job
nothing like working 3 jobs to barely afford rent; only to come home and eat cornslop
the american way
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I'm working 2 right now but working on my fitness
I wanted to give my family a good christmas this year and also I'm doing all kinds of fun shit: tattoos and parties mostly
so I took a weekend retail job
Working 7 days/week rn
You're salivating while looking at this chat?
the dream
idk how you can do t hat
couple weeks? sure, but long term thats gonna kill ya
nah, but felt like posting a cat gif
people should just relo though, no way everywhere is like that
I wanna send a gif but nvm
relocating aint easy or c heap
Where jobs tend to be is also expensive
oh yeah just pick up your life and relocate because you can't control your eating habits and exercise. ingenius.
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I'm waiting for this game to finish downloading so I can switch off my PC
i dont think thats what theyre referring to
oh
more so CoL / Income
i agree with you
but there's a ton of cultural conditioning
Food Pyramid anyone?
one of those big steps you gotta do i guess
amirite?
Things are expensive there
We need legit education about nutrition and an overhaul of the USDA and FDA
doesnt work for americans unless they give up US citizenship + pay exit tax
and has other issues
but 0 tax ๐ซฆ
the relocation argument is so flawed js
Americans can have dual citizenship right
I haven't heard of that since I was in middle school ๐ด
Nuke earth and start over
hi fellas
Yes; but if your an american citizenship you will be taxed worldwide
on all your income
@muted olive Not if you want goverment jobs
great
Im gonna be taxed here??????????
FATCA compliance is also just a PITA
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the two certainties in life
i mean generally speaking, if you live in any western country its fine
as of now, I'm not... 
time for taxes then I guess
since you have FEIE which excludes 120k of income, then FTC which counts foreign taxes against your tax liability
and since 90% of countries tax higher then the US your good
Just disappear into the woods and you'll never be taxed again.
whut, including of Monaco right?
if you are american citizen, you have to file tax returns yearly and are subject to american taxes on all your income
eritrea and AMERICA
because i deal with US int'l taxes and it hurts
lol
I think you don't have to pay taxes to your resident country though
you do
you pay taxes to where you live based on their rules
no
you can claim a foreign tax credit for taxes paid
and there is treatys in place to avoid it
based on where you live, if you are a tax resident there
what does that mean in english
the only time you really pay US taxes is if the tax rate is lower where you are then in the US
which since US taxes are low af, is almost never
sounds very strict

oh its worse, FATCA, FBAR
you have to report all your bank accounts; balances
Stocks get really horrid on the paperwork
and retirement accounts most countries have that are tax-advantaged dont work for you anymore since you'll still owe US income taxes
I just googled and the country I'm in has an agreement with the US to avoid double taxation
its why most non-us banks wont accept american clients
phew
due to the heavy level of bullshit
If your a US cit still have to file tax returns
and FBAR
yeah
switzerland will for sure
only if you have enough capital
ive heard the numbers somewhere around 250k+ before theyre willing to deal with it
I need to open a BoA account sometime but you can't do it online apparently lol
do you have an SSN?
yes
have you ever had US credit?
emma why are you so turbogeeked about this, you study ts?
credit cards, loans
I've never owned a credit card if that's what you mean
then yeah you have to go IRL
because i deal with this shit ๐๐
im not a us citizen; but ive still gotten myself into the US tax & financial system
mostly cause it saves on taxes and credit card rewards are 10/10 in the US
the last 4 job postings
I plan to go to Detroit, Michigan. To visit my distant relatives in the coming May
are you going to be one? I remember you saying your spouse is american or something
looking at moving to the states yeah
its just of all times right now is not great
move after 3 years
would take ages to get a green card in the first place
when democrats get elected president?
then another 3 years for cit
exactly yep
I'm looking forward to them winning the house in 2026 midterms
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but moving to Portland would be based tbh
spouse green card queue is unlimited
it should take like 2 years iirc
Montreal consulate is fucked
joe 2028
whats wrong with our 80 year old orange boomer? hes great, just great ๐ซฒ ๐ซฑ
if you're in the US when you apply it gets expedited I think
No; it means it goes only via USCIS not NVC
either that or when you're there when it arrives
and thats a whole level of other complications
im very familar with how it works lol
depends on the visa class
for spouse of USC; its just how backed up consulate/embassy appointments are
for other visas depending on where you're from it can be 15+ years due to country quota
oof
that's just for I-130?
alrighty, I am back ๐
apparently, there isn't a specific expiry for my coupon code I got for Neurogrid ๐คฃ
F2A/B is spouse?
Spouses and Children of Permanent Residents: 77% of the overall second preference limitation, of which 75% are exempt from the per-country limit;
for A
B is kids of PR
no idea
apparently around 2 years according to uscis
Can green card holders (not citizens) sponsor?
I'm curious what the process will be if I get accepted to at least one of the schools I am applying to
need some space memory allocation of 13434427453216 bytes failed 
depends on marital status for children apparently
3-4 for unmarried and under 21, 6-8 for unmarried and over 21, around 15 for married
bro wants to allocate the integer
yes
children as in under 21 yeah
yeah
i just wanted to created one Vec
that's a lot of DDR5 RAM
DDR5 too expensive
and ofcourse a 3 year old from india got a spot on global FIDE chess leaderboard
3 year old
100%
children that age can barely use the spoon no!???
chess buddha
brain barely developed
I'm 40+ and my brain is barely developed
nah mine can do alot of stuff at 2y
wdym mine
sado u got a kid
honestly I feel like my brain is just beginning to coalesce
kinda weird to see kids being able to navigate smart devices lmao
oh i mean the kid at my place
shes uhh adopted by my sister
or younger I think
dont do it
they are but then again a car toy moves 1 milimiter and they divert focus
you would be amazed what they're learning while they're "unfocused"
ford unfocus
learning how to walk is hard
you aint talking to me, are you?
i am boy
danny's old pfp was coooler

we have 14 char in our names and same color and I mix up our messages b/c of this
I got 50% discount, so
and same first letter D

happens
@exotic pendant friday
why tho, explain please
i can enjoy next 2 days thinking about weekend of next week
wow
approved
there is no spoon

a body pillow of @native plume
unfortunately hes probably working
or got sick
hmm

@nimble tundra what happened to cyber
@manic cove
oh no guys
who's magetsu?
idk
i just got an email from a professional hacker that "thanks to trojan viruses" gained control of everything i own!
they only want 2k in BTC damn
oh damn emma, what nooooooooooow
damn
would lowkey do it just to get his address
doubt about they having "everything you own"
send him to a honeypot
say less
Itโs empty though
hack the box sent me an email asking why I haven't pwned, because I broke my arm duh
I checked
damn
what domain has the sender?
the good luck at the end hahaha
its a business
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool I wish I got something like this
it was sent with the email body being "you have an invoice generated"
and that was the PDF
so the "sent mail from your own account" is true?
weak
do u not have toes?
they tried to make it look like it
the name was set to my email
lollll
LOL
ah lol
hello everyone. what's good
no
can u reply to them
and try to negotiate?






