general

[sick gate]

Pro hacker moment

[snow wraith]

I think it'll work

[tranquil swift]

swear to god

[neon zealot]

i have ventoy

[neon zealot]

@sick gate

wwill th3e

the

dvd one work in

pendribe

pendrive

[tranquil swift]

just..

get...

the USB one...

[neon zealot]

[tranquil swift]

actual troll

[sick gate]

Dude he's been doing this for hours

[neon zealot]

[sick gate]

If I wanted to install debian it would be done

[tranquil swift]

fr?

[sick gate]

Yeah lmao

[tranquil swift]

damn so i just. let myself get ragebaited.

fuck.

[snow wraith]

[neon zealot]

@tranquil swift sorry bro u were being flimed

mb

[tranquil swift]

?

[sick gate]

I built an entire new computer, Downloaded and installed windows, and downloaded and installed a debian VM in this time

[neon zealot]

i mean u were on the video i was recording

see the camera

[mint raptor]

ok dawg thanks for the fetish info

[neon zealot]

@tranquil swift sorry buddy

[sick gate]

Idk how many people he's gotten now

[neon zealot]

dont get rage

[sick gate]

Or its real and he's just embarassed

[neon zealot]

many

[tranquil swift]

probably this

[sick gate]

Seek employment

[neon zealot]

no im doing this from morning cause i took off from the work

[neon zealot]

give me one

[sick gate]

Yeah it was just an elaborate troll all along

[neon zealot]

[frigid mountain]

the architecture comment got dropped. Those are the lyrics to Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot. A very famous song sir.

[sick gate]

I actually know how to install debian I just... Don't want to

[snow wraith]

Employment in India sucks :' ), especially CySec

[frigid mountain]

And don't kink shame to boot

[neon zealot]

are u from india?

im not from india

[mint raptor]

Sorry boss, my bad

[frigid mountain]

😄

[mint raptor]

I take my words back

[neon zealot]

@snow wraith come dms

[snow wraith]

I thought ur from

[frigid mountain]

thank you good sir

[neon zealot]

@snow wraith checkdms

[frigid mountain]

You are a scholar and a gentleman

[neon zealot]

@mint raptor my pookie i wanna install debian

will you help me

[tranquil swift]

jesus christ

[mint raptor]

Thanks to you my lord my liege

[tranquil swift]

here we go again

[mint raptor]

What's the issue? Just use some graphical install

[neon zealot]

i have having trust issues on the web

[tranquil swift]

hey man,

[cerulean bloom]

[neon zealot]

im checking small iso or the long iso @mint raptor

[tranquil swift]

just back off

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-the-ring-disney-robin-hood-little-john-rings-gif-11445310

[tranquil swift]

he's trolling </3

[neon zealot]

stop exposing me

😭

[tranquil swift]

🖕🏽

[frigid mountain]

@tranquil swift I don't know who you're referring to because all I see is "1 blocked message" on my end

for context

[tranquil swift]

great idea; also doing it right now

[mint raptor]

Wdym?

[tranquil swift]

beautiful

[neon zealot]

sorry bro

lol

😭

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sound-of-silence-simon-and-garfunkel-60s-music-paul-art-folk-music-gif-19907543

[tranquil swift]

love your banner on linkedin by the way! 😄

[neon zealot]

this was the last one

i am not doing

from now

😭

@mint raptor bhai inhe btao , bro say them im sorry to both of them

i dont bother them

@tranquil swift @frigid mountain

these two people

https://tenor.com/view/cats-ping-pong-gif-6946792876637297759

[mint raptor]

oh did u sent a request rn? i saw ur profile ig rn

also he is saying sorry to both of u

[tranquil swift]

Shhh, I like keeping it private~

[neon zealot]

ping them

[devout sail]

I'll send request with 37 of my LinkedIn account

Accept all

[cerulean bloom]

[neon zealot]

bro donut help

[mint raptor]

man its not good to mess around that much until the other person is comfortable

[neon zealot]

bro say them im sorry to both of them

[neon zealot]

yea sorry bro

[mint raptor]

yes sir

[neon zealot]

@cerulean bloom take this as ss

ping

[tranquil swift]

@cerulean bloom 뀋

[neon zealot]

danny and eimmury

[cerulean bloom]

@tranquil swift @frigid mountain ninja is saying sorry

[cerulean bloom]

wut

[tranquil swift]

yeah uh, how about no, fuck him 👍🏽

[devout sail]

Hmm

[sick gate]

I got 5 connection requests on LinkedIn did you weirdos find me

[tranquil swift]

should i be? 😄

[devout sail]

They stole from my account

[neon zealot]

im going to install the debian bye.

[sick gate]

Nty

[frigid mountain]

didn't block them for someone else to pass messages. And if you can't abide then you can be blocked too. Danny Three Bags doesn't play.

[tranquil swift]

👀👀

[cerulean bloom]

hey, bruh, I was just sending that one message because they said sorry. no intent of being a messenger

[neon zealot]

I said sorry I didn't say to unblock

Say

Kids

[frigid mountain]

Thank you sir

You are a scholar and a gentleman @cerulean bloom

[cerulean bloom]

no

[cerulean bloom]

❤️

[devout sail]

tf happening?

any tldr?

[neon zealot]

@cerulean bloom read proprrly

[mint raptor]

feels like highschool group chat

ngl

[cerulean bloom]

Danny and Eimuryuu blocked ninja

[green kite]

basic day in here

[neon zealot]

I'm not in high-school.

[rustic carbon]

guy trolls pretending to be noob for 3 hours

[devout sail]

lmao

[mint raptor]

yeah but today its different like couples fight

[tranquil swift]

👍🏽

[frigid mountain]

@devout sail There's someone inflammatory that has been disrespectful to me in the past and now they're trolling @tranquil swift . I recommend blocking them and enjoying not dealing with them. I'm here to yap in peace.

I can argue anywhere else

[neon zealot]

Ur mom asshole

Beach

Talk respectfully

I know how to talk trash

[green kite]

lets stick to being nice guys

[devout sail]

damn thanks yall for tldr

[frigid mountain]

thanks @green kite

[mint raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-burgundy-will-ferrell-that-really-got-out-of-hand-out-of-control-anchorman-gif-15000971777709627302

[frigid mountain]

I'm moving on

[devout sail]

i spent soo much time rusting, i eas expecting something fun

[burnt tusk]

The skull is this chat on rn

[devout sail]

@native plume entertain me

[native plume]

Vro I just came in to be whipped 😭

[neon zealot]

@devout sail kids cannot bear trolls

[rustic carbon]

does rule 1 not exist here

[devout sail]

where's my thanks?

[heady sage]

Listen here fucko, you fuck with Danny you fuck with me. So let’s take a look atchya. First off you’re anoying as shit and you don’t deserve that hacker rank, you cheated for it.

[native plume]

Thank you senpai 😩 💦

[tranquil swift]

holy Vader

[devout sail]

[neon zealot]

Who are you talking to?

Who are you saying this to you

[sick gate]

Looks like he's taking to Danny

[heady sage]

Nuh uh

[cerulean bloom]

-# nyo

[signal mica]

top 5 reasons why zero eks vader should explode

[neon zealot]

Who are you saying this to ?

[sick gate]

But Danny has already moved on

[heady sage]

I wasn’t talking to Danny

[cerulean bloom]

she's protecting Danny

in a sense

[sick gate]

Yeah I can't actually read

[neon zealot]

@cerulean bloom who the Frick is this saying that sentence to

[cerulean bloom]

you

[rustic carbon]

very acceptable behavior

[cerulean bloom]

you are not making your case better

[heady sage]

Woah easy if that’s the best you can do, then that’s lightweight.

[devout sail]

[sick gate]

So uh

[devout sail]

@neon zealotjust leave discord for some time

[sick gate]

An mods catch that

[heady sage]

Yup

[green kite]

If you guys dont act nice, time to slow things down

[rustic carbon]

just ban the dude who's trolling and being a nuisance? not that hard

[tranquil swift]

^

[sick gate]

I think maybe the transphobic comments were too far

[devout sail]

you enabled slowmode first then said that

[burnt tusk]

Chat is it this serious? or is this satire

[lime trout]

'wots going on 'ere

[heady sage]

Someone being transphobic

[cerulean bloom]

trolling, blocks, not very nice behavior, etc.

[rustic carbon]

at least we know we can break rules without consequence

[lime trout]

[sick gate]

Ninja has been trolling for hours which is whatever but then came out with some pretty strong opinions on trans people, not good ones either

[tranquil swift]

🤔

[lime trout]

Those who need to be shown to the door shall be shown to the door

do not fret

[rustic carbon]

i think ninja is long overdue for that door

[austere sigil]

[burnt tusk]

U just getting popular bru nrml

[austere aurora]

your sentence is wrong

[cerulean bloom]

[sick gate]

My influence in Morocco is growing?

[rustic carbon]

lasagna man are you a mod of the server in ur tag

[devout sail]

so no more slowmo?

[frigid mountain]

schlomo

[cerulean bloom]

just a bit more

[devout sail]

[sick gate]

Not that I'm aware

[cerulean bloom]

ah, freedom

[devout sail]

alright meme time

[frigid mountain]

I'm just over here drinking my morning sugar free Monster

[rustic carbon]

aw i recognised your bio and pfp but couldnt remember from where until i seen the tag

[frigid mountain]

about to walk my dogs in my newly cleared forested area on my property. had dudes clearing and mulching all the saplings and undergrowth for 3 days

It's wild

like..the amount of clearing they did

I took drone footage of some of the process and I'll do a fly through maybe this weekend when I have time

[desert cargo]

I got scammed by nmap SYN Stealth Scan Timing: About 20.11% done; ETC: 06:11 (0:05:14 remaining) Stats: 0:01:26 elapsed; 0 hosts completed (1 up), 1 undergoing SYN Stealth Scan SYN Stealth Scan Timing: About 20.12% done; ETC: 06:12 (0:05:41 remaining) Stats: 0:02:37 elapsed; 0 hosts completed (1 up), 1 undergoing SYN Stealth Scan SYN Stealth Scan Timing: About 19.99% done; ETC: 06:18 (0:10:28 remaining) why does the % done went down lmao

[frigid mountain]

Why would a benevolent god curse you so

[burnt tusk]

It figured there's more to be scanned

[green kite]

sounds like a Windows update

10 minutes remaining... 2 hours later

[burnt tusk]

Think of a gui of copying files

[desert cargo]

Yea true, but its just a tcp -p- scan so the port number shouldnt increase

[heady sage]

Did I ever congratulate you on CPTS?

[burnt tusk]

The amount to scan per port may be unknown

[devout sail]

maybe they release more ports while the scan was ongoing

[green kite]

yes, you did in dm 😄

but thanks ❤️

[sick gate]

New ports just dropped

[austere aurora]

cpts is more credible than elite hacker?

[desert cargo]

That must be it 😭

[cerulean bloom]

the rank elite hacker?

[sick gate]

I don't really think there's an equivalency

[frigid mountain]

i used to go out in a mustang a 302 Mach 1 in green

[austere aurora]

yes

[cerulean bloom]

the rank can't be verified tho

therefore, CPTS is MUCH more credible

ranks can't really be credible

[austere aurora]

ohhhh. bcuz someone couldve used help from others?

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[sick gate]

Same goes for CPTS

[austere aurora]

yra

thats right 😂

[cerulean bloom]

well, true

[austere aurora]

but cpts is paid for

i guess

the more money you spend, the more credible it should be

[sick gate]

I think if you do either legitimately it's quite an accomplishment

[austere aurora]

its more difficult

to become an elite hacker tho

[sick gate]

How do you know?

[austere aurora]

cuz if im not mistaken the path to cpts was like 28 modules?

[cerulean bloom]

yes, but that can't be compared with elite hacker

[austere aurora]

whaaat

[cerulean bloom]

because that is academy, elite hacker is labs

[austere aurora]

fr?

[mystic harbor]

[cerulean bloom]

and thats only the learning path

you have to take the exam and pass

[austere aurora]

yee but realistically, if you study well

and focus on all 28 modules

you wont fail

[sick gate]

People fail all the time

[austere aurora]

according to a staff. not my words, as u can tell i dont have the certificate

[sick gate]

Yeah wtf would I know

[austere aurora]

yea u wont

since u dont have it either

but thats fine

u can aim for it one day!

[cerulean bloom]

he has CPTS....

[mystic harbor]

vro did you recently passed cape?

[sick gate]

Yeah a few weeks ago

[austere aurora]

wow cape

how difficult was that

[sick gate]

Easy

[mystic harbor]

HELL YEA

[austere aurora]

cape is aura frfr

youd get all the bitches with that

[sick gate]

Only need the one I've got

[austere aurora]

oh then cape is useless

[sick gate]

Truly

[burnt tusk]

They wouldnt know what it is

[sick gate]

Back to the drawing board

[austere aurora]

doesnt matter. imagine going up to a girl and telling her you conquered cape

shed fall in love bro cmon

[sick gate]

Their eyes glaze over and they walk away

[cerulean bloom]

LOL

[austere aurora]

why tf do u always spawn out of nowhere

[sick gate]

Lmao

[supple plume]

Im everywhere

[burnt tusk]

Conquered cape but cant conquer a lady's heart

Achievement unlocked: duality of life

[austere aurora]

dont u have a job

what times do u work

[devout sail]

He is working

On discord

[lofty warren]

[rustic carbon]

top emojis in this server are all distress/crying emojis

what am i getting myself into

[lime trout]

Banging your head against a wall; until it all suddenly makes sense tbh

[cerulean bloom]

I'm pumped and scared for a school interview today lol

[lime trout]

you got it!

[cerulean bloom]

thx 🙂

[rustic carbon]

my noggin is ready

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/bang-head-gif-14620899

[lime trout]

the nerves are honestly the worst part with it; if you canshake them it goes alot beter

(as hard as that is)

[cerulean bloom]

I'm basically reapplying to high school (cuz why not ), so I've done a couple interview before, but that was almost a year ago

I have A LOT more to tell this year than last year

cybersecurity has changed me

did I just see......... nvmd

[desert cargo]

You saw Spotify wraped yet?

[lime trout]

i got a YT wrapped

its essentially just "autism"

[cerulean bloom]

speaking of autism, I feel like I'm slightly autistic tbh

[idle blaze]

@lime trout does an extra exam voucher mean that we need to buy the exam and we have extra try or 1 try is included

[cerulean bloom]

I believe you get an exam voucher for free, but idk

[lime trout]

1 exam voucher = 1 attempt + 1 retake if needed

[idle blaze]

Still confused

So one try is included

[lime trout]

What are you referring to specifically

[idle blaze]

The announcement

[sick gate]

One exam voucher gives you two attempts

[lime trout]

An extra HTB CJCA (HTB Certified Junior Cybersecurity Associate) exam voucher

this?

[idle blaze]

Yes

Like is this included

[lime trout]

that means you get 1 voucher for CJCA + 1 voucher for CPTS/CDSA/CWES/CDSA included

both with 1 free retake if needed

[cerulean bloom]

sounds like a good deal (silver annual) tbh

I was thinking getting student plan, but just get one year of silver annual, get 1 CPTS and 1 CJCA, boom

[idle blaze]

Yes 100%

[cerulean bloom]

do you get both vouchers when you start your annual plan?

[lime trout]

yes

[cerulean bloom]

gotcha, so, the expiry for the vouchers would be when your annual plan ends (for that one year)?

[lime trout]

correct

[idle blaze]

It’s worth it will buy it

[cerulean bloom]

gotcha

[ornate ibex]

Henlo

[desert cargo]

If u did the mcp ctf u can even get 50% off

[cerulean bloom]

I thought that was for labs

[desert cargo]

Not sure

Lemme see again

Yea labs ig, it just says VIP and not silver or gold

[cerulean bloom]

yup

[lime trout]

Salutations

How art thou upon this fine morning

[cerulean bloom]

So, currently my plan is:
academy student plan + CPTS or silver annual plan
one year labs with 50% discount

I'm also thinking this: is CJCA worth it

[ornate ibex]

okayish, wbu?

[lofty warren]

nay, should be straight into CPTS directly

[sturdy thistle]

@warped plank

HELP

[cerulean bloom]

gotcha

yeah, makes sense

[green kite]

the matcha not brewing?

[scenic maple]

whas this

[sturdy thistle]

I DID IT

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yess-girl-gif-26883543

[pearl spruce]

What is the typical/usual waiting time for first reply to the machine submission? and what are the usual rejection reasons?

[cerulean bloom]

advent of code iirc

[pearl spruce]

German?

[sturdy thistle]

yes

[lime trout]

Dank

[sturdy thistle]

DANKE

[pearl spruce]

your words are so long though lol

[lime trout]

wait

[sturdy thistle]

yeah i know

[lime trout]

19% VAT?

[sturdy thistle]

the longest is about 63 chars

yes

and they even charge you for shipping

[lime trout]

yeah but isnt that like, a bunch of smaller words put together into one "word"

[sturdy thistle]

yes

[green kite]

wtf

63!?!

[pearl spruce]

I saw some videos regarding this but I thought that they are fake

[sturdy thistle]

oh 79

[lime trout]

i thought canadian 15% was bad

[sturdy thistle]

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

AND

Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

[lime trout]

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

[sturdy thistle]

😂

[green kite]

is this a real word?

[sturdy thistle]

say that in VC

[scenic maple]

average discord chat

[sturdy thistle]

yes

[lime trout]

"association of subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services,"

[green kite]

woa

[lime trout]

Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung is a funny one

[cerulean bloom]

now I'm speculating if Silver Annual with that discount is good

[pearl spruce]

it needs a js beautifier I think

[cerulean bloom]

have to talk with my parents

[sturdy thistle]

that will break

[sturdy thistle]

it's cheaper than the coffee machine i bought

[cerulean bloom]

nah, I've decided not too

cuz of the time restraint

if I buy it on december 31st, I have 1 year to prep

[sturdy thistle]

it's worth it though

[cerulean bloom]

1 year as in CPTS prep

[sturdy thistle]

managable

[cerulean bloom]

but, I start in February

and I don't really need CJCA

tbh

[sturdy thistle]

still managable

to do CPTS

[cerulean bloom]

I want my time to be flexible

if I wasn't a student, 100% I'd take the discount

but, cuz I am a student, price wise and time wise, student plan + voucher might be safer

schools really do not teach cybersecurity lol

[thick forge]

[cerulean bloom]

calculations are running

[lime trout]

i mean they teach some fundamentals to build off of

general CS knowledge is always good

[cerulean bloom]

oh yeah, the schools I'm applying to have some decent CS courses

[scenic maple]

are you from the right side of asia?

as in east

[cerulean bloom]

yes

I believe

[scenic maple]

so you must be really smart to get into the colleges thing

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[cerulean bloom]

high school lol

[scenic maple]

well one day

[cerulean bloom]

ah

yes

[scenic maple]

funny how the people who dont get in absolutely get ruined

[cerulean bloom]

tbh, I'm not sure what you mean by "colleges thing" lol

[scenic maple]

there is a entrance exam

if i am right

nation wide

[cerulean bloom]

I'm applying to American schools lol

[scenic maple]

in almost all countries in east asia

oh lmao then you should get ine easily

[cerulean bloom]

not really lol, financial aid is also an issue

[scenic maple]

hmm

[frigid mountain]

hi

[cerulean bloom]

I hate standardized testing cuz I'm bad

especially vocabulary

[scenic maple]

life is about compromises

[frigid mountain]

he said, very uncompromisingly

[cerulean bloom]

I mean, one year is $70K

[frigid mountain]

I love it because I'm good at it

[cerulean bloom]

[scenic maple]

with that much money you can retire in some places

the duality of man

[cerulean bloom]

exactly, thats why we need financial aid 🤣

we don't have that kind of money

[austere aurora]

ill hack the bank for u guys

and give u all the money u need

[frigid mountain]

i'm gonna retire to Somalia or Liberia and build a compound and hire a private army

[scenic maple]

tell them if they let you in you will win them a international compeition

[cerulean bloom]

then you get us arrested for being involved in a crime

[scenic maple]

that was very insightful and deeply moving

[cerulean bloom]

uhhhhh

I mean, I probably can

[austere aurora]

bro im like omniscent in my main account

[cerulean bloom]

[austere aurora]

dw abt it

[scenic maple]

competative coding?

[carmine pecan]

"that was very insightful and deeply moving"
-- 71, golam. Circa 2026

[cerulean bloom]

probably, yeah

one day, if I become top 4 in my country before uni, I get to go to IOI

[scenic maple]

well your problem will be other east asian people

[pearl spruce]

Recorded in the history

[scenic maple]

no matter how smart you are there is a smarter east asian

[cerulean bloom]

true, BUT in most cases, you just have to be top in your country

to attend competitions anyway

[scenic maple]

i see

[cerulean bloom]

I'm currently 5th in my age group

around

[pearl spruce]

the most true thing I've ever seen.

[scenic maple]

try to make it to grandmaster

[mystic harbor]

[scenic maple]

before college

then win ICPC

get to mit

[cerulean bloom]

you can only attend ICPC at uni/college

[scenic maple]

yes win icpc in first year

then move to mit

[cerulean bloom]

BUT if I attend IOI and get like a gold medal, then I'm easily getting into MIT

[cerulean bloom]

first year of wut

[scenic maple]

uni

[carmine pecan]

golam!

[scenic maple]

petals

[cerulean bloom]

so, attend another uni and move to MIT?

[scenic maple]

yes

and save money

[carmine pecan]

-# I just wanted to shout golam, this name has a ring to it you know

[cerulean bloom]

not how it works lol, cuz ICPC is near the end of the school year

my applications would have been done by then

I would have to apply on the second year

[scenic maple]

i guess it doesnt match with the time schedule hmm

[cerulean bloom]

yeah

[scenic maple]

well good luck on IOI

[cerulean bloom]

🙏

[scenic maple]

u r like 2000 ish on cf

u should be good

[cerulean bloom]

yeah

heh, that was luck tho tbh

I was drawing like crazy on problem E, then got an idea somehow

[scenic maple]

you need to be lucky tho

[cerulean bloom]

its true

[scenic maple]

imagine being skilled and unlucky

i would rather be unskilled and lucky

[cerulean bloom]

there are lot of good coders in my age group

[cerulean bloom]

true

[scenic maple]

i wish i started at age 9

[pearl spruce]

I think communication plays a crucial role.

[scenic maple]

now that i am a old dude i really cant do these

[cerulean bloom]

me too lol

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[scenic maple]

no matter how early you start
there is always a guy who started earlier

[cerulean bloom]

well, unless you started the second you were born

sry, milisecond

picosecond

[scenic maple]

well i didnt

thats when i lost

[cerulean bloom]

well, I'm trying to get into schools not just through competitive programming but also cyber, so

if only I'd gotten the CPTS earlier

[pearl spruce]

right, I already started at age 10 but still stupid. Life judgement

[scenic maple]

well look at it this way

even if you are unemployed in cybersec you could still get some good gig just by passing coding interviews

it doesnt matter if you can code or not

[cerulean bloom]

well, I get the job, I do terrible, then I lose the job

isn't that how it works, or am I crazy

[scenic maple]

thats why you have 5 jobs at the same time
take real good notes from his life story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6dHIPVoTM

soham prakesh the man the myth the legend

in a world where people cant get jobs he was overemployed

and did absolutely no work

[pearl spruce]

That's inspiring!

[scenic maple]

indeed

[meager kernel]

i just viewed the desktop market share thingy
why is OS X and MacOS two different things here

arent they both the same thing

[carmine pecan]

Gotta love it when you have friends you can just share a screenshot of a error function maximization between the norm L2 and L1 and he gets what's going on

[meager kernel]

and what is the unknown OS

[scenic maple]

c developers never really learned how to do ui

[cerulean bloom]

at least this guys was "good" at his job

[pearl spruce]

I think because macOS is the same but new, OS X is old. so they are seperate due to versions.

[scenic maple]

he wasnt good at his job

he just begged his co workers to do the work for him

[meager kernel]

i dont think it should show as two different operating systems

since theyre the same

[cerulean bloom]

huh

[pearl spruce]

But because old OSX systems are still running so their market is different.

[heady valve]

guys

i saw someone got nmap-portable

how to get this

[meager kernel]

what is nmap portable

[heady valve]

nmap-7.94SVN-x86_64-portable.tar.gz

[meager kernel]

oh

[heady valve]

i saw this in the box

[meager kernel]

the file is named portable

not the actual scanner

[heady valve]

it's the pack of nmap

is there an official one?

or this guy just pack it himself

[meager kernel]

ive searched nmap portable and nothing comes up

it just says nmap for windows

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[thick forge]

[scenic maple]

portable means it u just unpack and u can run

u dont need to install or configure stuff

[heady valve]

ya

[scenic maple]

so he just downloaded form nmap website

[heady valve]

and compile the binaries?

[scenic maple]

no compiling

just unpack and run

portable

kinda like exe or appimage

[heady valve]

what?

[scenic maple]

the binraries are already compiled for portable one

u dont need to compile

[heady valve]

emmm, i didn't find it at the official website

[dusky jacinth]

Non not you

Whoever put it into the box you said you were doing

[meager kernel]

opening linkedin makes me realize why i hate linkedin in the first place

[dusky jacinth]

I never go there

[meager kernel]

such a stupid fucking social media

[dusky jacinth]

It’s just bots

[meager kernel]

dude people make post out of so little stupid things

[dusky jacinth]

Indeed they do

[meager kernel]

i just read a post of a guy saying he hosted a marriage

[austere aurora]

im waiting to get cpts to post that

gotta flex

[meager kernel]

WHO MAKES A POST THAT HE ATTENDED A MARRIAGE??

HUHHH

[dusky jacinth]

Who knows man

[heady valve]

i mean someone uploaded nmap-7.94SVN-x86_64-portable.tar.gz to the lab

[meager kernel]

yea i just sometimes flex there

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-it-happy-valentine's-day-cetaceans-pikaole-heart-symbol-gif-8451500461668573466

[meager kernel]

but its so stupid man

stupid social media

literally just corporate glazing

[austere aurora]

social media is overrated trust

[meager kernel]

true

[austere aurora]

delete everything and download whatsapp

[meager kernel]

im only on discord cause of this server
and whatsapp cause obv

[austere aurora]

frr bro

[open vigil]

odd

am I seeing things ?

hmmm

[green kite]

need to see a doctor biddy if you ware seeing things

[austere aurora]

is there another i after the l

in ur name

[open vigil]

nope

[carmine pecan]

Always

[scenic maple]

its probably from nmap archives or some sketchy website
there is a protable version here https://nmap.org/dist/

[carmine pecan]

n in nmap stands for

[meager kernel]

recommend me some chill game guys

like which is relaxing

and has a good story

single player

[carmine pecan]

gMOD

[meager kernel]

dude

garry's mod is relaxing?

[carmine pecan]

gMOD roleplay but single player. It's a deeply regulatory behaviour

[carmine pecan]

Single Player is

deeply regulatory

[scenic maple]

who is garry tho

[carmine pecan]

And I completed an intensive 8-weeks course on emotional processing

gMOD single player is chill

[lime trout]

https://quack.pics/u/f2b4a145-fbef-4a4b-84b4-0bdd51995d3f.png

👀

[heady valve]

thanks man

[meager kernel]

the fuck

[carmine pecan]

Yup! deeply regulatory

[heady valve]

bro i said

you need street fight 6

[carmine pecan]

Sometimes I think about how different it would've been tSegmentation Fault (core dumped)

[meager kernel]

is it a good game?

like is it for relaxation

[heady sage]

Anyone here doing synack

[cerulean bloom]

thats a lot of hours

[thick forge]

[carmine pecan]

I've said it already

If it's single player yes

[meager kernel]

aight

thanks

[heady valve]

what about rimworld

[devout sail]

Ni howdy 🤠

@native plume

Come and fix me

[carmine pecan]

Can I fix too?

You've been calling me names

and I've been liking it a little too much babe

[devout sail]

[hot skiff]

Hey y'all

[devout sail]

Kratos needs some fixing

[carmine pecan]

Look at this pfp

[devout sail]

Hello sapient

[carmine pecan]

dude's peak homophobia

transphobia too

all phobias

[devout sail]

Hm??

[carmine pecan]

aracnophobia

Sorry I've been doing papañca meditation

[devout sail]

I don't like words which ends in phobia or ist or ism

[carmine pecan]

side effects

[devout sail]

If i got istaphobia

[hot skiff]

Holla bro I need help

[devout sail]

What kind of

[heady sage]

How did your new box rank @devout sail

[devout sail]

It was around 3

Not sure if it fell more or got better in ranking

I'm gonna do prolabs Tonight
Will check how it's doing :D

[heady sage]

That's not good

[signal mica]

Thats literally good on scale from 1 to 5?!

[rustic cloak]

hey guys, if i already have a year silver sub and i want to upgrade to gold. Do i have to pay it fully? like i had no suscription at all?

[signal mica]

Poor, fair, good, very good, excellent

[lime trout]

I’d contact support tbh

They’ll be able to give you a clear answer

[rustic cloak]

oki ill do that, thanks ❤️

[sturdy thistle]

You'll pay the difference then

[lime trout]

Oh, yeah listen to mick lol

[heady sage]

Oh i thought it was 1/10

my bad

[hot skiff]

Hey

[hot skiff]

system!

• 5 Start the above target, copy the shown IP:PORT by clicking on them, and then paste them in your browser. What's the proof shown in the page?

Who can guide me through this

Please

[green kite]

for module related questions, please ask in #modules and as with anything, properly note down the module name and section.

[heady sage]

why was I pinged for that

[green kite]

who pinged u

[heady sage]

this guy

[green kite]

oh I didn ot see this first lol

[carmine pecan]

Smoke on the water

[wary dragon]

what about reset lab please ?

[green kite]

what lab?

[carmine pecan]

OCTOPUS!

[green kite]

theres several dedicated channels for specific sections

[carmine pecan]

🐙

[cerulean bloom]

@lime trout T-4 mins till interview 😨

[carmine pecan]

there's an [REDACTED] emoji!

🐙

[green kite]

good luck

[wary dragon]

Dante .13 website

[cerulean bloom]

thx 🙂

[carmine pecan]

What did you just say to my man DonutMaster123?

He need no luck

Just go rock this interview

[cerulean bloom]

YEAH

[carmine pecan]

And if they don't let you in just contact me ok? @cerulean bloom

[cerulean bloom]

its not a job, its fine lol

[carmine pecan]

Give me the the full name of the interviewer

I will take from there

[cerulean bloom]

[green kite]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/8417855-how-to-revert-pro-lab-machines

[scenic maple]

oh he better get him the job

[cerulean bloom]

gotta get me into the school

gosh, its happening soon

alright, wish me luck!

[scenic maple]

🤞

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rollin-hatin-see-me-gif-4548860171621842093

cat emoji for golam

[scenic maple]

[green kite]

sup zumi

im good thnx

u?

[exotic pendant]

😄

[scenic maple]

😄😄

[exotic pendant]

Tried some fancy water

tastes like water

Saratoga or something

[scenic maple]

sparkling

[exotic pendant]

nah sparkling is gross

just plain water

[scenic maple]

😩

[carmine pecan]

😮

[bleak ore]

check your dms

[exotic pendant]

but

[carmine pecan]

That's the flavor sure

what's the subflavor?

[exotic pendant]

water tastes better in blue glass

thats a known fact

[carmine pecan]

and if the subflavor is Water, what's the subsubflavor?

Those are the real questions

[exotic pendant]

First flavor is wa

[carmine pecan]

yes blue glass

[exotic pendant]

last flavor is tor

https://tenor.com/view/summer-water-spongebob-heatwave-hot-gif-12150719

[carmine pecan]

Either we are not operating in the same view on the fractal nature of reality

or

YES

https://tenor.com/view/captain-underpants-gif-6249182066033788320

[exotic pendant]

I'm ready for the weekend

[plush zephyr]

3 am water hits different

[exotic pendant]

3am pizza

[plush zephyr]

You made me hungry now

[carmine pecan]

You are now aware of the feeling of your eyelids as they blink

[native plume]

I was asleep
Did you someone fix you or do you still want me to fix you senpai
(See? I'm still sleepy)

[scenic maple]

19th century human when they learned humans can fly

[devout sail]

too late

im used to me

now

[lament charm]

Have been away for like 2 months, gosh... just got back....How y'all doing?

[thick forge]

checking

[plush zephyr]

[flint copper]

You are now breathing manually

[carmine pecan]

Nope

I am immune

[exotic pendant]

😄

[cerulean bloom]

Petals

[carmine pecan]

Donut

[cerulean bloom]

I might need to give you their name

[carmine pecan]

Full name

[cerulean bloom]

[flint copper]

You can feel your heartbeat

[carmine pecan]

Man or Woman?

[cerulean bloom]

woman

[carmine pecan]

Youngling?

ah ok

Yeah so my contact don't kill woman

is she married?

[open vigil]

what the ...

[cerulean bloom]

how do I know

[carmine pecan]

Do she speak like a married woman?

[austere sinew]

what the hell is going on 😭

[carmine pecan]

how young are you?

[cerulean bloom]

14

[carmine pecan]

ok

[flint copper]

Conspiracy

[carmine pecan]

Well the husband will have to go

[cerulean bloom]

had an interview

[carmine pecan]

DM me the full name

[cerulean bloom]

[austere sinew]

oooh well done!

[cerulean bloom]

I have 5 more

not today

next one is tomorrow

[austere sinew]

Hopefully it goes well

you've got this donut

[open vigil]

ayoooo

how YOUNG are you is diabolical

[cerulean bloom]

I wasn't able to talk much about cybersecurity lol

they didn't ask questions about that

[austere sinew]

It's okayyy

[cerulean bloom]

well, hopefully other interviews are better

[carmine pecan]

My contact is already informed of the situtation and her full name

Job will be done

[cerulean bloom]

I should I just brought up Wolo

[carmine pecan]

quick

[austere sinew]

WHA

[cerulean bloom]

talk about the daily ping situation

[open vigil]

hitman on the move

[austere sinew]

I'm so lost

[cerulean bloom]

yes

[carmine pecan]

We daily ping UndeadWolo

Probably a virgin started this trend because like

Woman in PFP

but now

because of alienation

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/groundhog-groundhog-eating-wait-gif-3478318557675834878

[carmine pecan]

we just keep doing it regardless of original intents

🤷‍♂️

[austere sinew]

It started because of melon and he's not even here anymore and then matt continued it and it spread

[carmine pecan]

You guys should read about alienation

it's philosophy 101 and it's cool

you immediatly become a cool edgy kid

[austere sinew]

atp this is a tradition

[carmine pecan]

who writes badly thought ideas in the bathroom stall

[austere sinew]

I've accepted my fate

[carmine pecan]

may he rest in peace

he will be always remembered as a friend, a yapper, a memer

and a good hacker

He was into CBT, cognitive behavioural therapy

this shows his commitment to mental health, spiritual progress, and just overall develepment as a human

this world is cruel

so even with such fierce commitment

it was not enough

🫡

nvm I just talked to him and he answered (?!)

😮

[proud moth]

who u talking about lmao

[carmine pecan]

melon may he rest in peace

[proud moth]

rip rip

[supple plume]

Zqa?

[carmine pecan]

monkey

[proud moth]

monke

[supple plume]

Shit

[proud moth]

YO where is ZQA??"

why can't i ping ZQA

he was my sensei...

[frigid mountain]

😄

[supple plume]

Money is zqa

[carmine pecan]

he was my mirror

[supple plume]

I think I bothered him with the zqa meaning a bit

I regret that

[carmine pecan]

one of the the 100k mirrors on this server

😭

[austere sinew]

WHO THE HELL IS GHOST PINGING ME

[carmine pecan]

it was me

I admit it

[austere sinew]

smh

[carmine pecan]

don't punish danny it wasn't him

call me bad names and punish me and me alone

please

😼

[austere sinew]

I'm scared 😭

[carmine pecan]

sorry

[cerulean bloom]

oh I know

[carmine pecan]

it's my new temporarily obsession

[cerulean bloom]

it was @mystic harbor iirc

[carmine pecan]

pretending I am into the same things ZQA was into

[lethal basin]

hey everyone im trying to ask for a hint on dante, but i cant type in that channel.

the prolab channel of it

[carmine pecan]

you can't type on that channel?

[lethal basin]

ye

[carmine pecan]

which one

[lethal basin]

dante channel

[carmine pecan]

the one that no one can type

or the one that most can type

because there's those two

[lethal basin]

its called

#prolabs-dante

[scenic maple]

#1263635449335910531

no

[carmine pecan]

#1263635449335910531

is the correct

[scenic maple]

thats locked

[carmine pecan]

locked for everyone

[scenic maple]

u need to ceate a post

[lethal basin]

oh coz i see messages there

ah right thanks

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/new-post-fresh-content-just-posted-check-it-out-new-post-alert-gif-17999408548311681098

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/facebook-mark-zuckerberg-gif-11620571

[carmine pecan]

Oh I like this guy

he also has the lizard skills

who's him?

[scenic maple]

what guy

thats a lizard

[carmine pecan]

the guy who is doing secret messages I can read

https://tenor.com/view/suki-suki-the-lizard-suki-the-gecko-pink-lizard-gecko-licking-gif-11400079145059320342

[cerulean bloom]

Petals, has the mission succeeded?

[carmine pecan]

uh

this type of thing takes time

wait atleast a week

[cerulean bloom]

copy that

I might give you more names

[carmine pecan]

yup

my contact is effective

[devout sail]

@native plume heal me

uhh why is he back

@zqa he isnt

[supple plume]

Who is back

[half lantern]

Me

[devout sail]

uhh

[supple plume]

Hi!

[devout sail]

why

[carmine pecan]

hello

I thought you suicided

[devout sail]

ni hao

no thats bad

i dont like that

[half lantern]

I did almost

[carmine pecan]

ah

[devout sail]

thats the last thing ill ever do

[half lantern]

My life SUCKS

[carmine pecan]

yes

agree

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/sorey-heal-gif-21207501

[devout sail]

well started learning rust
so kinda same?

[mystic harbor]

tf did I do

[devout sail]

i bit my lips while eating again

too deep

[cerulean bloom]

ghost ping @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

smh baby

[native plume]

Damn that's sad to hear

[austere sinew]

smh

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-halloween-gif-12849861831894812

[devout sail]

sad and annoying

[mystic harbor]

I didnt'

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-gif-13161012535429590073

[devout sail]

report him

hes using vencord

against discord ToS

[native plume]

Bro atp everyone is using it

[devout sail]

[native plume]

Do you all love to read deleted messages

[carmine pecan]

ToS breaking?

les go

[devout sail]

[native plume]

Bbbut I don't use it 😭

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/interested-manifest-tell-me-more-psychiatrist-therapist-gif-15248194241546384608

[devout sail]

[carmine pecan]

what

[devout sail]

cyber likes it

[carmine pecan]

it was too strong of a slap

Not even me can accept that

[devout sail]

he says harder tho?

[carmine pecan]

sighs

[devout sail]

say yes @native plume

[native plume]

Bro you wannt to unmount my skull?

[native plume]

Yes 😩

[carmine pecan]

You are now aware of the feeling of your eyelids as they blink

[devout sail]

[native plume]

Abusive 🔥

[devout sail]

alright cya later
gotta php by eyes now

[native plume]

I'm aware of something else

[devout sail]

cant send other ones

[mystic harbor]

this one is actually good

[carmine pecan]

yes

but also You are now aware of the feeling of your eyelids as they blink

[native plume]

Don't tell anyone about that 🤫 let's keep it a secret

[carmine pecan]

oke

I am good with secrets

Username checks out

wow

I asked Gemini 3 pro this: generate a Fake id_rsa for ssh so I can make a joke about being good with secrets

and she kept generating

and generating

and generating

till she rate limited herself

what the hell was that

SHE IS STILL GENERATING

it's been 150 seconds

[paper sundial]

Why are we giving LLMs gendered pronouns

[devout sail]

all of them were valid and give access to her, so she cant share

[mystic harbor]

how you know it's a she

[carmine pecan]

move on guys

[devout sail]

i refer my motorcycle as she

[carmine pecan]

doubt everything