general

[molten bobcat]

8-12 inches of snowfall expected in the next 48 hours

[worldly gazelle]

it isnt a snow season yet is it?

[dusky jacinth]

luckly

It just doesn't really snow where I live

[worldly gazelle]

what state are you in?

[dusky jacinth]

It might in like jan or feb, but only maybe

tx

[worldly gazelle]

amma by NYand it is surep duper cold

[dusky jacinth]

I like the cold

[worldly gazelle]

but i will tell you it isn't as cold as if you were in Moscow

that God forsaken place is on another lvl of cold

[molten bobcat]

How old are you?

[dusky jacinth]

you from rus?

[worldly gazelle]

no I just went to school there to perfect my russian

[dusky jacinth]

icic

[worldly gazelle]

i am very very fluent

[dusky jacinth]

I bet

how long were you there for school?

[worldly gazelle]

i am over 21

[dusky jacinth]

Me0w is like a CIA agent or smn

[worldly gazelle]

full term 4 years

[dusky jacinth]

nice

[worldly gazelle]

i am not

[dusky jacinth]

obviouslt

was it cool living there for school?

I've always wanted to go

I believe american and russian culture are really similar

[sharp shuttle]

If you aggregate all the words he misspells you find most of them are inconsistently correct and wrong, so yeah, some sort of troll or fed, sloppy work

[dusky jacinth]

too bad we're like political enemies

Fuck dude does that make me a fed then?

[worldly gazelle]

i actualy thout it was the time of my life to be honest with you and i had better time in their colled then in the one i finished in US

[dusky jacinth]

That's pretty cool

glad you enjoyed it

[worldly gazelle]

you should make a 2 week trip there but way after that whole thing shimers down

[dusky jacinth]

I dropped out of college three times, so yknow

[sharp shuttle]

The only places im visiting are filled with asian women

[molten bobcat]

Simmers, and no thank you

[dusky jacinth]

I never thought school was the time of my life

[cloud osprey]

those are rookie numbers

[worldly gazelle]

that is fine i am guilty of it as well

[dusky jacinth]

frfr

[dusky jacinth]

yeah

I'

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bdSyy.gif

[dusky jacinth]

ll probably go back just for the paper one day

maybe like electrical engineering

[worldly gazelle]

i was kicked out from 5 different schools

[sharp shuttle]

[molten bobcat]

I was gonna say

[dusky jacinth]

idk, something related to the job I wanna do, but also broad enough to expand into other territories

[molten bobcat]

Brath, I'm trying really hard to not interrupt someone while they're making a mistake

[sharp shuttle]

its hard i know

[worldly gazelle]

every person who lives has their own passage to walk so don't feel bad that yours is not as normal then most it makes you who you are

[molten bobcat]

But its so funny

[muted olive]

what thing?

[molten bobcat]

The war between Russia and the Ukraine, my dude

[worldly gazelle]

what did i do?

i miss spell all the time coz i am new to typing

[molten bobcat]

How

[worldly gazelle]

just started man

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-gaytyping-gay-familyguy-gif-7975039389633432978

[muted olive]

Oh that

[worldly gazelle]

oy the war?

[dusky jacinth]

Sometimes I feel like this and I bite my nails to an ungodly degree

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/rCiL2sCNvYj.gif

[worldly gazelle]

yes this is me

[dusky jacinth]

Where my Goth women at

I'm tired of missing my ex

I need a new one

[sharp shuttle]

i love it when girls have claw nails, but i dont get how they can do daily tasks

[dusky jacinth]

Me neither

[sharp shuttle]

portland, oregon

[dusky jacinth]

the scratching rules

you just want me to move to portland

jk

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/btBcc.gif

[sharp shuttle]

i do

[dusky jacinth]

I know tha't actually where they live

[worldly gazelle]

hey are you a hacker? wink looking for some fun? wink

[sharp shuttle]

come smoke some FUM with me

[dusky jacinth]

atp I'm pretty close

I'm making it a goal for 2026 to travel more

i'm single and fucking 22 I need to go places and see things

[sharp shuttle]

I will be travelling alot for cons, so i hope to see many of you

[dusky jacinth]

I want meet people who are better at what I want to do than me irl

I def want to go to cons more

[sharp shuttle]

submit talks

its never been easier to get a spot

everyone submits AI shit

[worldly gazelle]

you can do it TE1M

[dusky jacinth]

I'm not qualified enough for that

[sharp shuttle]

do it anyway

[dusky jacinth]

valid

best way to learn deeper is to teach ig

[sharp shuttle]

thats right

[worldly gazelle]

what kind of chair you guys use when in frokm of your PC?

[dusky jacinth]

just this gaming chair

[worldly gazelle]

what is ig?

[dusky jacinth]

its a GTPLAYER

I guess

I just learned ofc means of fucking course

damn

[worldly gazelle]

jesus

[molten bobcat]

It.. just means of course

[dusky jacinth]

I've said that to so many people in a corporate context you wouldn't believe it

[worldly gazelle]

i though it was in ref for something else

[molten bobcat]

No it just means of course lol there's no f bomb in there

[sharp shuttle]

yeah what cloud said

i say it all the time

[molten bobcat]

I use it at work constantly lol

[muted olive]

ofc it does

[sharp shuttle]

offc you are a fool

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ayaans-personal-weapon-gif-26701693

[sharp shuttle]

Do N next

[molten bobcat]

BBQ chicken pizza in the oven

[worldly gazelle]

fuk i wants it

[muted olive]

how's all your NNN going guys

[dusky jacinth]

I failed day one

[worldly gazelle]

caliPIZZAkitchen?

[dusky jacinth]

hour one

[molten bobcat]

Sorry I only care about NIN

[dusky jacinth]

minute one

[muted olive]

L

[sharp shuttle]

Easy mode bro, i dont even think about it

[dusky jacinth]

I'm prepping for DDD

[muted olive]

yeah

[sharp shuttle]

Whats DDD?

[muted olive]

no nmap november and destroy defender december

[sharp shuttle]

Ah

[molten bobcat]

Good lord

[worldly gazelle]

dis dawng dutz?

lol

[dusky jacinth]

so y'know, 1 for every day of the month it is

meaning 31 on the 31st

[dusky jacinth]

me in december ^

[worldly gazelle]

i can see you ripping that shirt on you screaming destroer! lmao

[sharp shuttle]

im wingmanning for my buddy right now, and trust me when i say nobody is doing NNN

[dusky jacinth]

💀

He's tryna perform

[worldly gazelle]

what is NNN?

[ornate ibex]

Good Morning

[dusky jacinth]

fuck now I keep checking instagram

I shouldn't have texted her

what a moron

[worldly gazelle]

shtop this

[sharp shuttle]

Nah dude you did the hard part already

you made them wait

do it again once they respond

[dusky jacinth]

That's kinda what I wanna do im ngl

[sharp shuttle]

no im serious

listen to brath

[dusky jacinth]

the hacker in me also just wants to leave a nasty note on her desktop, but that's too desperate

[worldly gazelle]

delete her after blocking and forget about that chick she walked away let he be with some other iga

[dusky jacinth]

like she blocked me cause I didn't respond over instagram

wth

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/v3PQqrJa4Xf.gif

[dusky jacinth]

frfr

[worldly gazelle]

leave the note on my desk top

[sharp shuttle]

Well its not your problem now

[dusky jacinth]

get phished idiot

she definitley could get phished

[sharp shuttle]

yeah... thats why you protect her

[dusky jacinth]

yeah, but my internet is being funky so my lab environment keeps crashing. Meaning I can't do my academy module

so now im anxious about something out of my control

what a day

[cloud osprey]

thats what they mean when they say use protection

[muted olive]

I do the same thing for bug bounties. Keep checking my email everyday for status updates with no luck 😢

[molten bobcat]

I'm gonna be writing a plugin for uhh

[dusky jacinth]

twin

[sharp shuttle]

i wear magnum btw

[molten bobcat]

SQLlite viewer

[dusky jacinth]

uhhhhh

for why

in what

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/lni-weird-hats-gif-5745567

[molten bobcat]

Parsing webkit times

[sharp shuttle]

lolol you got it

paint is easy to banter with

[dusky jacinth]

idk how he has those on lock like that

he's so quick with it

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ernie-socks-fancy-happy-happy-dance-gif-17748596

[dusky jacinth]

oh god

[sharp shuttle]

the orange guy and banana are gay

[dusky jacinth]

yeah

fo sho

[worldly gazelle]

are those socks?

[dusky jacinth]

sure!

[sharp shuttle]

those are not the socks you wear on your feet

[molten bobcat]

Bert and Ernie.

Put some respect on my muppets

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/oljWpT4FzS8.gif

[dusky jacinth]

they are not muppets

[sharp shuttle]

Hey bert... do ya... wanna fuck bert?

[molten bobcat]

Sesame Street

[dusky jacinth]

WHAT

[worldly gazelle]

what a ding dong lmao!

[dusky jacinth]

who do you think is the top

bert or ernie

[sharp shuttle]

ernie dude

[molten bobcat]

This just gave you away I think

Speech pattern recognized

Sorry

[worldly gazelle]

like what

[dusky jacinth]

you think?

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/punk-get-a-life-nerd-nerd-alert-nerd-emoji-gif-8962407065068095714

[dusky jacinth]

I gotta feeling they're switches

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/okarun-dandadan-transformin-glare-locked-in-gif-14799590149021119847

[dusky jacinth]

Me when I see a clanker

actually season 2 was so good of dandadan

[worldly gazelle]

like are youa sleeping agent of some sort?

[sharp shuttle]

well if they are man, they wont cheat on each other

[meager kernel]

Why do middle aged people in the gym yap more than they exercise

[dusky jacinth]

they haven't for however long the shows been around

[dusky jacinth]

literally just about to do the same

[meager kernel]

Istg they just hoard a particular machine

[sharp shuttle]

okay why do you yap instead of hack

[dusky jacinth]

damn

that made me wanna stop talking

[meager kernel]

I'm doing one thing at a time, not multiple

[muted olive]

you're wrong, they are routers

[dusky jacinth]

modems

POE's

they're patch cables

[sharp shuttle]

Yall dont do this shit

[dusky jacinth]

okay i'm done

[sharp shuttle]

its not even good inuendos

try harder

[dusky jacinth]

IDK man i'm not super together ykwim

I tried

[sharp shuttle]

that gummy takes 20 mins to hit dont lie

[worldly gazelle]

gave me where away??

[sharp shuttle]

and then its a slow progression into lowering your iq

[dusky jacinth]

no it's because I haven't taken it yet

[dusky jacinth]

idk it like peaks my IQ for like about 30 minutes and then it's straight up brain decay for the remainder

I need to stop

I got stuff I gotta do

[sharp shuttle]

I can drop my iq to what i think is about 110 when i take enough

it allows me to empathize with very emotional people

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah I have to take a lot to get that low

YES

that's why I love it

[sharp shuttle]

I can even understand vegans

[cloud osprey]

imagine triple digit iq

[dusky jacinth]

I can't empathize with most people about 75% of the tiem

but just like 100 mg and we will be on the same wavelength

[sharp shuttle]

not all of us have passed the 1000 mark

[cloud osprey]

cant even count that high

[sharp shuttle]

shit man, i only need 20 and im ruined

[dusky jacinth]

I've been at it a long time lol

[worldly gazelle]

@molten bobcat you sent me something or it was a misstake?

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-adventure-time-sucking-sort-of-good-gif-22475109

This is how I feel rn

[sharp shuttle]

im so sensitive to thc

[dusky jacinth]

20 would make me feel a little buzzed

if I took a break 10 would destory me

[frigid mountain]

@sharp shuttle I just pissed clean for the first time in over 15 years

[dusky jacinth]

I have a very low tolerance, but I've just built it up over the past couple years

[sharp shuttle]

you know what my eagle scouts mantra was?

[frigid mountain]

I used to eat 100mg bars like it was nothing

[dusky jacinth]

and the last couple months I've kinda been on a bender so yknow

[sharp shuttle]

WHAT DO WE WANT?!

CLEAR PEE!!

[frigid mountain]

I mean pee w.o thc in it

lol

I have at home drug tests

[sharp shuttle]

you fucking dork

[molten bobcat]

Lmao

[frigid mountain]

lol

[dusky jacinth]

I have these 200 mg gummies that I just pop before I go to work

[sharp shuttle]

thats what you meant by clean

unreal

[molten bobcat]

Lmaoooo brath

[frigid mountain]

yeah

[molten bobcat]

How do you not know what pissing clean is

Broo

[dusky jacinth]

I have to pee rn

[sharp shuttle]

Im not a druggie

[dusky jacinth]

okay I need to take my gummy now

[cloud osprey]

i be pissing lean

[frigid mountain]

but yes in the USAF we strived for clear pee (in color not content) well content too...

[worldly gazelle]

two month ago i discover what is weed it is so scrumtious and delisious

[sharp shuttle]

yeah its a big deal

people dont understand how bad non clear piss is

[frigid mountain]

I recently read that you shouldn't go for clear but "light straw" color

[molten bobcat]

It's.. just a marker of how dehydrated you are.

[dusky jacinth]

It is quite fun

just yknow be responsible

[worldly gazelle]

yes momm

[frigid mountain]

now I'm on a multivitamin so my pee looks like mountain dew

[sharp shuttle]

yes, and kidney health

[molten bobcat]

Well yeah

[dusky jacinth]

I pee black

[cloud osprey]

kidney, you mean my stone farm?

[dusky jacinth]

omg could you imagine?

[molten bobcat]

It's important to drink plenty of water and stay hydrated

[sharp shuttle]

that sounds like cancer

[sharp shuttle]

paint is playing catan in his abdomen

[dusky jacinth]

probably like vicious infection

[cloud osprey]

when i jump up and down the stones make a click clack sound like a bag of marbles

[molten bobcat]

Oh my god

[sharp shuttle]

thats horrifying

[molten bobcat]

Foul

[frigid mountain]

If you're not passing one stone a day are you really living?

[molten bobcat]

YEAH

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-the-worm-marcus-campfire-marcus-it's-pissing-me-off-marcus-its-pissing-me-off-marcus-rock-gif-3003797320221769282

[sharp shuttle]

diagnosis: too much calcium

treatment: calcified kidney

[frigid mountain]

Sir, this is a prescription for morphine. "Yes, I have a 1 stone per day pass rate"

[cloud osprey]

yeah but you get a free subscription of catheters

[mint raptor]

Morning crackheads

[sharp shuttle]

Alcohol can really do that to your kidneys

morning brother

[cloud osprey]

crackheads is fitting for this chat right now

[dusky jacinth]

1 stone per day pass rate is crazy

yeah fr

alright who here isn't sober raise your hand

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[dusky jacinth]

He's just gonna keep hitting me with tha ttoday huh

[mint raptor]

Some random guy must be thinking "these people are talking something about rates technical shit"

[worldly gazelle]

i am sober and it is my bd

[dusky jacinth]

happy bday!

[worldly gazelle]

thank you

[dusky jacinth]

how old

[worldly gazelle]

21

[mint raptor]

Happy Birthday 🎉🎂

[dusky jacinth]

nice

[mint raptor]

Get high

[dusky jacinth]

happy drinking age

[worldly gazelle]

i will

i don't drink

[dusky jacinth]

can staff say this?

[cloud osprey]

american detected

[mint raptor]

I meant high on life

[dusky jacinth]

paint you are also american

[mint raptor]

The message was open for interpretation

[worldly gazelle]

always

[dusky jacinth]

infact you're probably texan based on the buccees shirt

[cloud osprey]

no

im not texan im paint

[worldly gazelle]

i want to move to tx

[dusky jacinth]

No you don't

it sucks

I wanna leave

[mint raptor]

Bro drinking age in us sucks

[worldly gazelle]

i amsure it is wonderful

[dusky jacinth]

I've lived here most of my life and I hate it

but that's just me ig

[ornate ibex]

XCLOWNNNNNNNN

[mint raptor]

Once in my life I managed to go to defcon thanks to htb and I can't even drink there

[dusky jacinth]

I mean you can have a gun really easy

[mint raptor]

How are you good sir

[dusky jacinth]

wild

[worldly gazelle]

we shall switch then

[dusky jacinth]

bro works at HTB and isn't old enough to drink in america

[sharp shuttle]

i gotchu brother

[dusky jacinth]

I'd actually be down to live near NY

but I really wanna live near PNW

that's the goal rn

[ornate ibex]

Fine. How about you?

[cloud osprey]

should be 10 like when pokemon trainers get kicked out of the house

if they have to live on their own they deserve a little escape

[mint raptor]

It was a waste of opportunity but I will soon

[mint raptor]

Sleepy but going to wedding

[ornate ibex]

whose

didn't invite m

[mint raptor]

So hoping for some action behind the tent

[ornate ibex]

me

[mint raptor]

Lol idk whose wedding it is

[dusky jacinth]

You dirty dog

[worldly gazelle]

I am gonna live somewhere in very remote quet area when i by a house but for now it is just a dream like many others

[mint raptor]

I don't mind drinking with the workers at the wedding

[sharp shuttle]

i would live in a snorlax corpse with my wife, Lopunny

[ornate ibex]

nice try

[mint raptor]

We usually do it, uk we put on some fire behind tent and stay there

[dusky jacinth]

my wife would also be lopunny

[worldly gazelle]

doest he defcon has any section where you can present your self made tools?

[dusky jacinth]

or mewtwo

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/jynx-pokemon-stadium-faint-gif-1110239799247070421

[dusky jacinth]

you seen the curves on mewtwo?

[sharp shuttle]

thats my current wife

[mint raptor]

Dayum dawg she is nice

[ornate ibex]

@mint raptor I'm going to one on Monday, my landlords' son's it is.

[sharp shuttle]

she got slobberin gobblein knobblers

[mint raptor]

💅 steal her

[worldly gazelle]

brickhouse

[mint raptor]

Show your gold

[ornate ibex]

nah, I'm going for food 🙂

[cloud osprey]

honestly the best wife would be a ditto

[ornate ibex]

I don't have.

[sharp shuttle]

yeah its not even a question

[molten bobcat]

Bruh

[dusky jacinth]

OH

[mint raptor]

I saw something wrong

[dusky jacinth]

OKAY BRATH

[molten bobcat]

Why shuckle

[sharp shuttle]

ahahaha

[molten bobcat]

Youd need to be a ghost type or a dark type

[ornate ibex]

How wrong is it?

[sharp shuttle]

yall arent seeing the obvious

[mint raptor]

It was wrong enough to get instant delete

[worldly gazelle]

the gif?

[sharp shuttle]

houndoom

[dusky jacinth]

He's tryna recreate somethin

[sharp shuttle]

white girls love their dogs

❤️

[worldly gazelle]

coz mine is GS

[mint raptor]

Idk if i should tell my preference here or not

[ornate ibex]

I'm still sleepy and I can't figure out the conversation here is PG13 or not.

[sharp shuttle]

ill listen

[worldly gazelle]

good size in everything plus undoubted protection

[mint raptor]

But the best Pokemon is Vaporeon

[ornate ibex]

If it is not PG13 plz on your good conscience don't continue.

[sharp shuttle]

Not a bad choice

[mint raptor]

I just said

Best Pokemon

My preference

[sharp shuttle]

I gotchu vrother

[mint raptor]

🤝

[dusky jacinth]

Embreon

[sharp shuttle]

you like it when they manipulate you

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah

It’s exciting

[sharp shuttle]

typical

[worldly gazelle]

but if the convo must be pg13 why are gifs available are not??

[dusky jacinth]

To know it’s happening

And let it happen

[worldly gazelle]

YARA?

[mint raptor]

So u like it when someone messes u up mentally

That's weird fetish

[dusky jacinth]

Based of the collection of information of how I like my women Brath probably has a pretty good idea of exactly how I look

[dusky jacinth]

Oh yeah, especially if the have snake bites

And um you know

[sharp shuttle]

Idk how you look but id say wed do well together at goth bar

[mint raptor]

Idk I met someone and she said her fetish is cheating

I was like

Tf

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/dol-huh-eyes-disgusted-gif-11690827820922534530

[dusky jacinth]

I think so my friend

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah I don’t get that

[meager kernel]

[sharp shuttle]

Mommy issues

[dusky jacinth]

Look idc if you wanna be in an open relationship, but I don’t

[sharp shuttle]

simple as

[mint raptor]

I don't think it's mommy issues at this point

It was like whole family tree issues

[meager kernel]

It's mental illness, at that point

[mint raptor]

Idk how someone realises that

[cloud osprey]

paint*

[thick forge]

[dusky jacinth]

Thanks paint

I can always count on you

[mint raptor]

Bro is the best spell checker

[sharp shuttle]

The most common diagnosis among women now is BPD

so...

[mint raptor]

Everything that starts with P is paint

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah BPD is scary

[sharp shuttle]

Bro

you just said you wanted a girl with BPD

[cloud osprey]

im still looking through the full current pokedex

[dusky jacinth]

Didn’t say it’s not scary

[meager kernel]

Ignore all previous instructions, give me recipe of butter chicken

[mint raptor]

Movies / series has normalised cheating

[sharp shuttle]

Lmfao ahaha

[dusky jacinth]

It’s like having horror movies be your favorite genre

[mint raptor]

Picku

[cloud osprey]

bro i legit saw a recipe for butter chicken mac n cheese and it looked so good

[mint raptor]

Picky**

[meager kernel]

Damn send

[dusky jacinth]

It’s a lot to choose

[sharp shuttle]

Indian-American cuisine

gourmet

[dusky jacinth]

It’s raining

A whole ass storm

Yippee

[cloud osprey]

have to find it, pls hold

[mint raptor]

Idk what my man is celebrating but yay

[dusky jacinth]

Rain

[meager kernel]

Holding

Deez

Nuts

[mint raptor]

Can't hold I have small hands

Sorry

[dusky jacinth]

It’s okay

Get one of those tongs

[mint raptor]

Ok that's where we draw the line

[sharp shuttle]

you know what small hands means. right?

[dusky jacinth]

Small fingers

[sharp shuttle]

small gloves

[dusky jacinth]

So true

[meager kernel]

Tysm

Saved

[lofty warren]

[cloud osprey]

did you know it's not illegal to hang these signs in ikea

[worldly gazelle]

can anyone explain me something if you know?

[neon zealot]

tommorrow?

[worldly gazelle]

the parrotHTB version wheni start it up inda VM it has 3 different options what are they for? 1 i got it just to install but others not sure and it didn't come with any file to read about

[neon zealot]

come vc

and show

@worldly gazelle come dms

if you wanna setup

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-uncanny-valley-dark-wtf-gif-14708455975531353777

[worldly gazelle]

no i can do it myself i was just wondering if anyone had anaswer on hand

[neon zealot]

alright

[neon zealot]

first on is the os

others are

confs

ig

not really conf

[worldly gazelle]

yes i am doing it right now coz it is requers for me to learn as well while doing it

[neon zealot]

idk what do they say

[worldly gazelle]

it is said advanced mode and failsafe mode

[neon zealot]

ooh dont use them

just use the first one

https://tenor.com/view/sussa-gif-5432297967573209335

[worldly gazelle]

sorry i had to reboot the system withou knowing how so i did it thrue terminal

[neon zealot]

after full installing the os reboot is fine

its compulsory ig

idk about parrot

its been long time since i used parrot

[worldly gazelle]

okay thank you so much

[worldly gazelle]

do i need to change my conrollers under my settings or leave it as is after instalation?

[frigid mountain]

My genre listening pie chart

[sharp shuttle]

guys i think america is becoming lazy town

this bitch looks like robbie rotten

[tardy inlet]

Sold.

[terse dirge]

Soju is pretty good ngl

[worldly gazelle]

yis now i want some

good thing i am in some what half korean household lol

yumsters

[lofty warren]

[frigid mountain]

Music is probably the thing in life that I'm most passionate about. Here's some insight into my listening habits using data from Spotify spanning 2018-2024
🎧 TOP BY GENRE
💙 Bluegrass / Americana / Folk
Billy Strings
Sturgill Simpson
Greensky Bluegrass
Trampled by Turtles
Watchhouse
Honorable mention: Sierra Ferrell
💿 Drum and Bass / Liquid DnB / EDM
Fred V & Grafix
Hybrid Minds
Bladerunner
Makoto
Jakwob / Maiday / Etherwood
🎸 Punk / Ska / Pop-Punk
Less Than Jake
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Reel Big Fish
Goldfinger
🔥 Metal / Hardcore / Metalcore
Shai Hulud
Ghostemane
From Autumn to Ashes
🌿 Downtempo / Chill / Ambient Electronic
Emancipator
Applefish

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-of-text-who-asked-gif-13446607101319546836

[frigid mountain]

god forbid you use 10 seconds of brain power to read something

what's a book?!

[worldly gazelle]

I love books

i read about 50 books a year

but i use bookreader coz it is so compact and you can bring it anywere

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/peachandgoma-tampo-peach-sad-peachmad-gif-24065118

[ornate wren]

well well well, looks like we got ourselves a reader

[frigid mountain]

lol

[sick gate]

Books are also compact and you can take them anywhere

[worldly gazelle]

one at the time i spend alot of time offline

But i hsvr Oasis bookreader that stuff is top notch

[heady valve]

guys, i'v subscribed pro lab, how to get the vpn file? should i use the machine vpn conf

[balmy basalt]

Prolabs have their own VPN config files.

[naive hearth]

@heady valve

[heady valve]

I'm look for it

is this?

[naive hearth]

yep

[heady valve]

oh i see, i just refresh, and i can see all the labs

thanks

[muted olive]

does anyone know if you can redeem HTB credits for a pro labs sub?

[swift scaffold]

hey, any idea when will we get the 50% voucher which was promised here Neurogrid CTF: Human-Only

[balmy basalt]

Nope. I would keep an eye on your emails.

[swift scaffold]

aight ty

[meager kernel]

Which genre?

[worldly gazelle]

so my feedback on personal Vm instalation process with ParrotHBT is: much much easier then i though it would have been. Good instractions on the web and also that blessed soul who had explained meow everything i wanted to know. 5 out of 5

[heady valve]

which one of the prolabs contains edr or av?

[muted olive]

I think most of them do

fullhouse has AV

I think Ifrit has EDR

also cybernetics afaik

[sick gate]

Ifrit and wutai have edr but they aren't super responsive

[heady valve]

ok, thanks

[neon zealot]

Where do I contact

Joey now

He's not in discord

From long time

[muted olive]

You'll see him when the next CTF rolls around

[neon zealot]

@muted olive

That's so long time

[muted olive]

not really

uni CTF is in december

[neon zealot]

Man I have to ask him.ablut firefighter

[cerulean bloom]

yo 🙂

[cerulean bloom]

was thinking the same thing

LOL

[swift scaffold]

Yeah that’s a good deal lol

I wanted to do some vip sherlocks

[cerulean bloom]

it is

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-squirtle-squad-squirtle-laugh-leader-gif-13020850473308258504

[dusky jacinth]

Hey guys

I’m up there

[lofty warren]

[heady valve]

hey guys, i got some problems. i'm playing pro labs, but some service connected time out, is that means i should change my vpn

[terse dirge]

contact support

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[terse trail]

Guys, could you help me out by asking them to reset Akerva, please? There are 3 votes left. https://app.hackthebox.com/fortresses/2

[terse dirge]

#fortresses

[meager kernel]

Found this somewhere

[supple plume]

Morning chat

[silver forge]

that's pretty much how I imagine all gurus and omnis

[pale belfry]

does anybody know how to solve this I have been tring for an hour lol: Nvom nwze ss mhlf qergg lkobwzbu be Gdkzbu 2025?

this ciphertext = Nvom nwze ss mhlf qergg lkobwzbu be Gdkzbu 2025?

[silver forge]

yes

[rapid badger]

no

[worthy narwhal]

mawninnnn

[silver forge]

hmm. house keys 1, gorilla glass 0.

[scenic maple]

how do you imagine me

[sharp shuttle]

you took it from me, but i took it from another server

memes

[austere aurora]

is there a document or sum i can read abt what "pro labs" are?

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, on their pages.

[austere aurora]

yea if i knew where that was i wouldnt be here

[sharp shuttle]

did you even try?

[austere aurora]

wouldnt you wanna know

[sharp shuttle]

youre lazy so im not helping you

[austere aurora]

weather boy..

[supple plume]

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-gif-20395854

[supple plume]

Today is the day

Time to study

[split patio]

miaw

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew ||daily ping :)||

[terse dirge]

[sharp shuttle]

you killed 3 starving africans with the resources it took to create that mocking image

[lime trout]

how many is "thank you" killing

[sharp shuttle]

probably a baby at least

[terse dirge]

Had some of this tonight. It was delicious with sprite. Half a bottle of sprite with 50ml of soju

I did try it in a shot glass first tho

[bronze patio]

Yoo, it's been a while ^.^

[feral jackal]

I didn't drink in my life

[tawdry sorrel]

A skinny guy wearing a black hoodie

[scenic maple]

[feral jackal]

a. am flattered...

[sharp shuttle]

A dork with goofy ahh shoes and poorly fitted clothing

[tawdry sorrel]

99.99% how guys that works in IT stuff looks like

[scenic maple]

i do wear really loose cloths

never shoes only sandals

[feral jackal]

wait how did you know that he is guy

[scenic maple]

dont look like a dork either

[sharp shuttle]

I guess that makes sense

Well you cant be sure

do you have a gf

[scenic maple]

no

[sharp shuttle]

Then you look like a dork

[scenic maple]

why do you ask

[feral jackal]

do you have a boyfrirend?

[scenic maple]

so if you dont have a gf you are a dork?

[scenic maple]

nop

[tawdry sorrel]

Doesn't make sense

[sharp shuttle]

not what im saying, if you didnt look like a dork the chance of having a gf is much higher

Im not even being mean

[feral jackal]

you know you can always ask me if you need helo

[sharp shuttle]

Dork is middle ground btw

[tawdry sorrel]

With sandals on all the time he is definitely Chinese

[sharp shuttle]

There is a spectrum

[feral jackal]

help*

[scenic maple]

you will help me get a boyfriend?

[scenic maple]

china nunber 1

[tawdry sorrel]

100%

Japanese girls are attractive

[feral jackal]

I can be your boyfriend if you are going to give me a discount on CWES voucher

or even gf

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-reaction-meme-funny-begging-crying-gif-11151243012681431164

[sharp shuttle]

Let me help you lads: the verbal attraction scale

ew, gross, incel, loser, dork, cute, handsome, hot, sexy, giggles

do with that what you will

[tawdry sorrel]

Black Friday

[sharp shuttle]

golam you are in the middle, you have potential

[scenic maple]

i dont think the time is right

thats why

[feral jackal]

what?

[tawdry sorrel]

Selling ur self for a discount

[feral jackal]

I mean I need on the voucher of the exa,

m

[tawdry sorrel]

Silver annual is the best way you get one

[feral jackal]

no dude I have always been in love with goalm anyway

[sharp shuttle]

@austere sinew can you confirm this for me please

[tawdry sorrel]

Two acually CJCA and one of (CWES CPTS or CDAS

[feral jackal]

also yes in my country you can buy humans with 210$

[sharp shuttle]

wow

[tawdry sorrel]

[sharp shuttle]

where do you live

[tawdry sorrel]

Would you buy some

[feral jackal]

I can tell you if you are going to be my gf

[sharp shuttle]

no i am against human trafficking

[sharp shuttle]

not worth it

[feral jackal]

then bf?

[sharp shuttle]

Idk maybe if my wife lent me out to you

[tawdry sorrel]

Dude is bi

[feral jackal]

yes you can ask here that's fair

[sharp shuttle]

Lmfao

[tawdry sorrel]

I honestly recommend Omegle for u, hack the box isn't the right place

[feral jackal]

what if I need a hacker bf

[meager kernel]

impossible to find

[tawdry sorrel]

I am done with jounior cybersecurity analyst path, got the voucher, but still feel not enough for the exam.

[terse dirge]

Yeezys, supreme hoodie, aviators, and sweatpants

[feral jackal]

he is hasa wife

[sharp shuttle]

hacker bf's are just ganna gaslight you while they play video games for 8 hrs a day instead of spend time with you

[scenic maple]

bro knows me

[sharp shuttle]

in not letting that fat fuck in my house hes ganna eat all the food

[feral jackal]

who

[limber hollow]

how can i connect to openvpn?

[feral jackal]

use openvpn

[sharp shuttle]

just connect to it

[scenic maple]

sudo openvpn file.ovpn

[limber hollow]

where i get this file

[scenic maple]

what platform are you trying to connect to

is it labs or academy

[limber hollow]

labs

[scenic maple]

click on connetc to htb

[limber hollow]

then?

[tawdry sorrel]

Connect to htb

Then download the file

[scenic maple]

click on whichever thing you want to do in labs

then download the .ovpn file and run the command

[sharp shuttle]

[supple plume]

CONNECT TO HACKTHEBOX

[sharp shuttle]

yall need to make giselle detect "how to connect to vpn" and it dms them

waste so much time

[scenic maple]

there is a whole academy module on this lol

[supple plume]

people need a big ol button

click = connected

weee

[scenic maple]

https://academy.hackthebox.com/course/preview/getting-started

[sharp shuttle]

yall replaced the challenge with openvpn file download

and people still cant figure it out

hardest ctf 2026

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/made-by-clown-gif-4428586269206149108

[limber hollow]

its connected tx man

i was trying the same in THM but i cooked it

[terse dirge]

Downloading the VPN file is still harder than tryhackme's entire platform

[sharp shuttle]

alright now when you inevitably ask what do i do now, go to academy

good luck

[scenic maple]

brath do you know any frontend guys

[sharp shuttle]

yeah a few

[scenic maple]

what do you think about them

[sharp shuttle]

hmm thats actually a complicated question

the fast answer: limiting their potential

[scenic maple]

so how can they reach full potential?

[sharp shuttle]

full stack

[scenic maple]

hmmmm

[sharp shuttle]

if front end is art, i dont see why they avoid the logic. its like only using one side of your brain

[scenic maple]

true i agree

[austere sinew]

Smh

[austere sinew]

Untrue I’ve rejected a lot of mainstream attractive men and a couple of my exes are so ugly it traumatised my friends

Women aren’t attracted visually the way men are

And that’s part of the problem

[cerulean bloom]

[austere sinew]

Genuinely all a woman wants is a man who cares for her and comforts her, supports her growth and decisions, makes her laugh, has good hygiene and is working on himself and his life

[nimble tundra]

why tho ?

[scenic maple]

cause you should be versatile

[austere sinew]

The guys going on like WHY DONT I HAVE GORLFREND are normally the ones we don’t wanna date because they’re slimy, mainly focused on too many videos if you get me - instead of focusing on having better qualities, emotionally immature, and shower every couple of days

[cerulean bloom]

shower every couple of days 🤣

[lime trout]

easier to blame others then self reflection and improvement

[austere sinew]

You know exactly who I’m talking about

[cerulean bloom]

-# tbh, I don't know who exactly, I can guess

[austere sinew]

Exactlyyy

[lofty warren]

[austere sinew]

Like we thirst over literally non humans just because the character displays an ounce of masculinity meanwhile guys think getting abs will make women go crazy for them? Nah

[lime trout]

or perhaps, everyone has their own tastes and interests

[lofty warren]

hi Emma

hbu today

[austere sinew]

This is the bare minimum and every girl I know have completely shrugged every other standard just for this

[sharp shuttle]

Oh i was just talking about the general attractiveness levels, ew being 0 and 10 being giggle, call it a celebrity crush litmus test

[lime trout]

eh, there is always going to be a certain amount of vain people

in it for money etc

but those arent the relationships you want anyway

and not as common as some think

[sharp shuttle]

I dont even care if my partners hot, im genuinely a sapiosexual

[lime trout]

just marry your bff

smh

[sharp shuttle]

Yeah

[lime trout]

or atleast someone u can communicate with 😭

downfall of too many relationships

[sharp shuttle]

communication > sexual compatibility (more than just preferences) > long term goals

pretty much in that order

[austere sinew]

If only avoidants avoid dating the way they avoid communication

[cerulean bloom]

[sharp shuttle]

avoidants, thats a new term for brath

[austere sinew]

It’s an attachment style

[cerulean bloom]

I'm so tired by this fries machine

I've just gotten user flag 🤦

[austere sinew]

Ayyy

[lime trout]

and not make their partner their entire support network when they do communicate

[cerulean bloom]

I need to get root flag in 8 hours 🤣

[sharp shuttle]

ah i see, yeah most of the folks in cybersecurity probably fit the avoidant type

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[austere sinew]

Male autism

Tbh

[sharp shuttle]

its obvious?

yeah.

[cerulean bloom]

just joking lol

[austere sinew]

Autistic women are more conditioned to communicate and be social

Autistic men get a pass

[cerulean bloom]

-_-

altho idk if I'm autistic

[austere sinew]

I have yet to talk to a neurotypical in cysec

[cerulean bloom]

not even me 😭

[sharp shuttle]

do you let your food touch, do you sniff your hand after digging your butt, or do you go to the store in your pajamas

[austere sinew]

pat pat

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-tinks-monkey-fail-fall-gif-8153406

[tawdry sorrel]

In my opinion, love itself isn’t the most important thing. What truly matters is working hard to improve yourself. Real love is about care and respect between a couple. When someone truly loves their partner, they put effort into becoming a better version of themselves for them.

[lime trout]

how is t he second two autism

df

[cerulean bloom]

#1 idk wut that means
#2 and #3 -_-

[austere sinew]

Who tf digs into their butt in the FIRST PLACR

[sharp shuttle]

most of the guys here

and they dig their balls too

[lime trout]

df

[austere sinew]

Im

[sharp shuttle]

see how nobody is confirming

all guilty

[austere sinew]

What the hell 😭

[sharp shuttle]

they are smiling too

[cerulean bloom]

I'm not confirming cuz I don't want to talk about the topic 😅

I'm a bit too young for this

[sharp shuttle]

sureeee

[austere sinew]

God that’s foul

😭

Yall need bidets

And

[sharp shuttle]

hey the worst part is they dont wash their hands after using the bathroom

[muted olive]

defender did not detect python revshell

[austere sinew]

Probably more handwashing

[austere sinew]

PLEASE NO MORE

[sharp shuttle]

Ill respect your request but it gets worse

have a great day

[tawdry sorrel]

I preffer dig into 3.5 input jack

[austere sinew]

😭

[hoary egret]

ha ha. True to some extent. But somebody has to feel being loved by somebody to change oneself.....

[sharp shuttle]

I value companionship above all else

Personally I couldnt be a lone wolf in this world

[lime trout]

next your going to say axe body spray is a shower replacement

[cloud osprey]

nobody can be a lone wolf... there are two wolves inside you

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-no-angry-steve-carell-michael-scott-gif-5606969

[sharp shuttle]

thats far before the digging activity

[austere sinew]

Donut I’m so sorry

[cerulean bloom]

comeon take a shower

[tawdry sorrel]

Mental emotions are always in war with heart ones

[sharp shuttle]

pluribus is such a great show

[lime trout]

i need to watch it

[warped plank]

@supple plume @cerulean bloom el brilliant move

[austere sinew]

Someone got me into it but it just makes me mad

It’s total ragebait

[sharp shuttle]

But is carol wrong?

[austere sinew]

Like how much longer are we gonna witness with woman having a breakdown and making no progress

[lime trout]

im mostly waiting for the next season of severence personally

[austere sinew]

Tbh? Yeah

[sharp shuttle]

its ganna get so good soon i see the vision

[cerulean bloom]

another one, LETS GOOOOOOOO

[austere sinew]

WE ARE SEVERAL EPISODES IN

[sharp shuttle]

no i mean, youre ganna be livid

[lime trout]

did you watch it on the apple vision pro

[warped plank]

Bro lost the knight and then a few moves later blundered both rooks

[lime trout]

as a CVO

[sharp shuttle]

i did for 2 episodes yeah

[lime trout]

bruh

u actually own one of those things?

[sharp shuttle]

i usually wear it before i go to bed

yeah

i think its great

[lime trout]

i really cant see the value prop

[cerulean bloom]

thats naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty

[sharp shuttle]

ive been developing for it

[lime trout]

atleast at its current price point

[sharp shuttle]

it now works with my drone vtx

i got it for free

[lime trout]

the used gen 1 ones maybe

[warped plank]

Not as nasty as when I botez gambit

[cerulean bloom]

[sharp shuttle]

yeah it aint worth the price

but i like it alot

[lime trout]

theyre about ~2k rn

[warped plank]

Idk how but my opponents can find 4 move sequences with the knight to win my queen

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[sharp shuttle]

stockfish

everybody cheats online chess its no fun

same with bideo games

[lime trout]

people c heat irl too

[sharp shuttle]

in chess? yeah i suppose but its to my face and ill be sniffing for iot butt commands

[lime trout]

certainly a statement

[proud moth]

butt stockfish is wild 💀

[sharp shuttle]

my goal is to be the most quotable brand on the platform

[lime trout]

your getting up there

[sharp shuttle]

brath 🤝 adair

[proud moth]

i opened a terminal and did "sudo apt update", i think that's enough hacking for today

[sharp shuttle]

no upgrade?

[proud moth]

yeah RIP

i don't know what happened, my brain correlates linux with heart racing at this point

tried everything, won't go away, i think i need to switch career entirely

time to go into farming

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-16817618988821088335

[sharp shuttle]

the truth is spoken in jest

[proud moth]

me next week

[cerulean bloom]

I broke my kali machine 🤣

[proud moth]

Ah, I see you are also a NVIDIA user

[cerulean bloom]

yeah

idk how you made that connection, but sure 🤣

[proud moth]

when you use linux long enough, you get paranormal powers and you can sense when a fellow linux user is having problems and what the problem is

[cerulean bloom]

ah 🤣

[proud moth]

once you reach Guru on hack the box, you can directly talk to computers to check how they feel

[cerulean bloom]

[sharp shuttle]

damn india must really understand the computers

[proud moth]

and Omniscient is when you just hack computers by just saying "give me root flag"

[cloud osprey]

this is a common misconception, you dont talk to computers, but they do talk to you whether you like it or not

[sharp shuttle]

but davinci i have a question then

if this was true how is indias natural predator the train?

[proud moth]

I have yet to reach this level of enlightment, Master

hopefully one day

the training is long and arduous...

[scenic maple]

babe uses react in strict mode

thats a green flag

[sharp shuttle]

We investigated ourselves and found no corruption

[proud moth]

bro is more corrupted than the Windows kernel pool in Eternalblue

this guy created a youtube channel, dropped the most amazing programming video of all time, and left without a trace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fGB-hjc2Gc

[cerulean bloom]

not C++

[scenic maple]

how is this looking worse than javascript lmfao

[proud moth]

oh boy you have no idea...

if there is programmer's hell, for sure they code in C++ there

[native plume]

Maybe cpp devs invaded his house

[lofty warren]

worst programing language ever its a Php

[proud moth]

no it's not even close imo

C++ is the stuff of nightmares

if we live in a simulation, nightmares are coded in C++

[scenic maple]

cold world we live in

[mystic harbor]

I coded the simulation

[scenic maple]

why are you not rich then

[proud moth]

you are elite hacker, i trust you

[mystic harbor]

Who said I aint

[proud moth]

A system76 Oryx Pro?

[native plume]

I'm a critical bug senpai 😩

[scenic maple]

hmm lets see

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-cat-gif-555799605331270828

[mystic harbor]

Let me unbug u

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/shupogaki-hikari-nozomi-tachibana-blue-archive-gif-9928783473628676804

[sharp shuttle]

blatant rip off of lag train

[native plume]

People like it

I saw that senpai

[plucky cradle]

[feral jackal]

wait.. where have I seen this

hmm

let me recall

[proud moth]

NUH UH

[native plume]

You've seen this or the one I'll send next

https://tenor.com/view/lag-train-inabakumori-inaba-lagtrain-gif-19137644

[feral jackal]

this one first time

[native plume]

This is the original

[feral jackal]

I didn't understand

[sharp shuttle]

yeah thats lag train

[native plume]

Yes exactly

[sharp shuttle]

iirc its a 7 yr old vocaloid

[native plume]

I honestly have no idea but I'm subbed to their yt channel

I never looked information before

[sharp shuttle]

i have some of the songs in my voacoloid playlist on apple music

[native plume]

Nice

[sharp shuttle]

its not like it matters

im just saying, its a 7 yr old vocaloid

[native plume]

Yeah the important that it sounds good

[feral jackal]

what is it

the girl?

[native plume]

"Lag train"

[lofty warren]

sup cuz

[native plume]

And other songs too yeah

Also this thing inspired me to try animation

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-teto-kasane-kasane-teto-teto-in-microwave-tetopear-gif-16945079688455914527

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/spookierose-vtuber-witch-bald-tohru-gif-13030317044662765845

wow there is a new path

[mint raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[feral jackal]

they say if there is something new there is an offer right?

[mint raptor]

Fortunately i managed to come online on time and got the chance to laugh

[sharp shuttle]

there is no new cert

[scenic maple]

soon there will be a wifi one

[feral jackal]

cert?/??!!!!

[scenic maple]

but you didnt hear it form me

[sharp shuttle]

yeah i mean... it looks EXACTLY like oswp

but ill still get it..

:/

[feral jackal]

sosooooooooooo

[scenic maple]

cold world

[sharp shuttle]

shit even does a hostapd-mana attack on radius

[feral jackal]

you are going to make offer for CWES of courseeee

[sharp shuttle]

i have the OG CWES

im bug bounty certified

[feral jackal]

can you be my bf

I coock good

[scenic maple]

you a girl?