general

[sharp shuttle]

67

[frigid mountain]

when people are too stupid to lie

[alpine pumice]

past his bedtime anyway

[frigid mountain]

hehe

[devout sail]

why does mute has a cool icon 💀

[molten bobcat]

Lmaooo

[worthy narwhal]

it’s exam day chads

[alpine pumice]

lol he left the server

[worthy narwhal]

I’m going to take AWS down again

and cloudflare too

[frigid mountain]

I cleaned up my back deck area behind my bedroom door and now I ordered an outdoor area rug and I think I have some funiture my parents don't want to arrange back there an make it a cook loung space

[worthy narwhal]

need an extension

[molten bobcat]

All the trouble of email verification just to do that lul

Big game

[devout sail]

did u shave your head tho

[frigid mountain]

and if they don't I'll just get my own furnishing

wanna see mock up?

[frigid mountain]

i did!

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man-tobey-maguire-spider-man-3-spider-man-3-gif-15321778135463780389

[frigid mountain]

i should moistuerize before bed

[devout sail]

yeah

[frigid mountain]

the rug is accurate and the fire table is similar but that's technically my dad's and the furniture my mom got but my dad doesn't like

[sharp shuttle]

looks like AI

[frigid mountain]

but it includes a full size outdoor dining table and I don't want that

@sharp shuttle Look at the big brain on Brath!

yes that's AI

it's a mock up using photos of my actual deck and furniture and the pic of the rug I bought

[devout sail]

the view is similar?

[sharp shuttle]

oh gotcha i looked up ahead and read the mock up part

[frigid mountain]

yus the view is accurate

[sharp shuttle]

im on it

[devout sail]

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/asts-spacemobile-astspacemobile-bluebird-5g-gif-3935746510666146348

[scenic maple]

techbros inventing sun light

[alpine pumice]

minecraft blocks floating above usa

[frigid mountain]

ok now I lay down and try to read actual books

even though they make my brain unhappy

[sharp shuttle]

you gatta read anime

[obsidian tangle]

Hi

[sick gate]

I just got 64gb and then it tripled in price like 2 days later

Winning

[obsidian tangle]

Damn

What do u even need that much for 😭

[sick gate]

VMs and why not

[obsidian tangle]

Alr

[devout sail]

iim ragretting
but gonna just not buy for next few months xD

https://tenor.com/view/no-regrets-no-ragrets-same-yolo-we-are-the-millers-gif-16430419

[sick gate]

I have to see if my 3080 ti oc fits in the new case tho

[devout sail]

hang it outside with zipties

[sick gate]

True

[light river]

who is that cute man? my little cyber cooter is dripping 1's and 0's

[native plume]

No I want to sleep more

[devout sail]

Really ? 💀

[devout sail]

Last day of week and month

Grind

[light river]

nah I'm a dude. I just said something gay for funny points.

[native plume]

Today might be the busiest day

[devout sail]

Nah i didn't mean it for gif

But I'm gonna observe

[sick gate]

What a laugh

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[alpine pumice]

so being gay is funny?

[devout sail]

Do some shenanigans

Push bad code

[terse dirge]

bad rust code

[native plume]

Actually no I just want a good ending and enjoy my weekend 💀

[devout sail]

CuberChlroine only writes in typescript

[native plume]

I write everything at this point

But no one wants Rust unfortunately

[devout sail]

Those sus stories on Wattpad too?

[native plume]

So I don't write it

[terse dirge]

@native plume you should rewrite some rust code in javascript and then make a pull request saying "fixed"

[native plume]

Only sus manga

[devout sail]

Tell title

[native plume]

Fixed will become a slur like print

[terse dirge]

make sure to add 0 debugging statements and comments for extra points

[devout sail]

Or unnecessary comments

[native plume]

I'm going to maximize my social credits with this one

[devout sail]

Show your score

[native plume]

42069

[devout sail]

[alpine pumice]

which one are you?

[devout sail]

Right

[native plume]

Where's the 3rd choice where each item has its own plate

[devout sail]

That's cyber's monthly meal

4 plates for 4 week

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-swmg-shadow-wizard-money-gang-gif-3720664738250919336

[sharp shuttle]

left as child, now i dont care

[terse dirge]

I ended up not having a second drink chat

[ornate ibex]

explain what am I seeing

am guessing asparagus and mashed potato, bread and jam?

[alpine pumice]

One separates all their food the other puts it all together/mixes it

[ornate ibex]

oh hmm, me left

[alpine pumice]

same

[meager kernel]

Exam done

Free

[terse dirge]

which exam did you have today?

[meager kernel]

Digital electronics

[hoary nebula]

Ello guys

[mystic harbor]

Nuh it's just illusion

Get ready for slavery

[meager kernel]

There was actually a master-slave flip flop topic

[sharp shuttle]

in america we say main and secondary

the rest of the world should hurry up and get hip with it

[azure remnant]

Here we say something else

[supple plume]

I hate when github tries to make me name my master branch as main

[azure remnant]

So u skip the right naming

[supple plume]

No I name them the right way master and develop

[meager kernel]

Today's topic
Slurps
Slavery

[supple plume]

Controller and peripherals but 1800 💀

I like master and slave terminology because naming things extravagantly will help you remember better

But the country with the fattest arses wants to impose otherwise in favor of freedom

And superior morality, etc

[worthy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-gif-11967745087810666193

[sharp shuttle]

freedom lol

it only works if our populace is stupid

[austere sigil]

right

[proud moth]

"eat everything, there are children starving in the US"

[terse dirge]

I'm kinda bored chat

[supple plume]

Wsp

[proud moth]

try a sleep(86400)

[terse dirge]

Not much, I was doom scrolling for a bit

[terse dirge]

Nah

[proud moth]

try learning unreal engine

[supple plume]

Try having my job

Omster stfu

[proud moth]

rip

[tiny canyon]

hello dalits

[supple plume]

Howdy bitch

[native plume]

Bruh all that typing for 2 words

[supple plume]

It's always the same

That is what happen with bots

They have to look like they have been writing

[native plume]

This bot is just so badly written

[supple plume]

Yeah

[proud moth]

bro is a bot?

[supple plume]

@tiny canyon your developers are trash

[proud moth]

damn i leave discord for one month and bots appear in general?

[supple plume]

I mean

[native plume]

Yeah it pings someone randomly almost every time with something out of context

[supple plume]

He sent 500 messages in this chat

[muted olive]

hello chat

[supple plume]

Never interacted

[native plume]

Just look up their history

[supple plume]

Some are obvious like "activity check"

[native plume]

Bro is climbing the yappers' leaderboard this way

[supple plume]

That is what this design for

Probably the Indian CIA or sm shit

[muted olive]

anyone remember spy.spy.pet?

[native plume]

Is that another bot?

[muted olive]

*spy.pet

no, it was a thing a while ago

[supple plume]

I don't understand why mods won't ban the bot

@scenic maple why are you not banning omster ? it is clearly a bot

[terse dirge]

No thanks

[proud moth]

smartest man on twitter - 2025 colorized

[terse dirge]

Hopefully I can try that again soon

[scenic maple]

cause we dont know for sure
many people come here to cause drama

like then that guy would go to other platforms and rant about how abusibe moderation happened to him

[native plume]

Lmao

[supple plume]

500 messages and never replied to anything

[scenic maple]

and you know how people are they trust everything on the internet

no ones got time for that

[native plume]

Yeah ig no need for drama

[supple plume]

Sure

[proud moth]

just ban this mf

[supple plume]

One more third party spying on or weird ass chat

No big deal

[scenic maple]

if i go to twitter and post an ai generated image of you as a fitness influencer you will get messages in dsicord thats how bad the internet is

[terse dirge]

The discord is public

[supple plume]

Exactly

[azure remnant]

now downloading lm studio on my 5th gen i5

lets see if the computer will burn or not

[native plume]

They're trying to train hackers based on the conversations in this channel

Successful business model

[terse dirge]

I mean personally I don't really mind @tiny canyon he's not being annoying lol. I think it'd be different if he was posting degenerative things every hour or something

[proud moth]

they are cooked

[supple plume]

Hahahah

[scenic maple]

thats thw worst use of ai tokens lmao

[supple plume]

@tiny canyon learn deez nutz

[azure remnant]

i thought of this a time ago ngl

[muted olive]

"golam71 was mean to me and I got a heart attack because I got banned, now I want to initiate legal action" moment

[native plume]

And sure after all the training data they will release a new cert

[azure remnant]

u mean ahh moment

[native plume]

You can be certified in Pen-testing Universally Sophisticated Systems and Y-networks

I won't say the abbreviation

[sharp shuttle]

if somebody says pen-testing, they are a boomer

[azure remnant]

CPTUSSYN

[next venture]

pen-testing

[muted olive]

pen-testing

[native plume]

I just used the dash to make the red lines go

[azure remnant]

pen-testing

[red crane]

A pen tester tests pen

[scenic maple]

what if they say they are senior lateral mover?
https://cyberwarfare.live/product/certified-enterprise-lateral-movement-specialist-celms/

[native plume]

Bro did I summon half of the discord server 💀

[muted olive]

I love this

[proud moth]

PENETRATION

[scenic maple]

😩

[muted olive]

ENTERPRISE lateral movement btw, not just any lateral movement

[proud moth]

when am i gonna learn hacking and stop being a stupid ass pentester in a random company 💀

[native plume]

Lateral movement with style

Anyways @tiny canyon give us some recipes to try tonight

Be a good bot

[proud moth]

we got omster before GTA VI

[native plume]

Maybe it's a part of GTA VI who knows

[supple plume]

Time to work my freedom is temporarily over

Aright chat cya

[native plume]

Take care

[brittle otter]

Shamee

[sharp shuttle]

rooting a google pixel right now

fingers crossed i can bypass verizon oem lock

[pure kayak]

just check the oem unlock button in settings boomer

its sad that was removed ngl, rooting an older samsung A21 was easier cuz of that option

[supple plume]

Fuck off

[green kite]

you killed chat

everybody fucked off

good job

[supple plume]

Hi

[green kite]

hello

[supple plume]

Everyone [REDACTED] on

[supple plume]

How you doing?

[austere sigil]

hi

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-hiding-embarrassed-bush-gif-6287489991893889017

[supple plume]

Chat is back

[lofty warren]

i luv my new pfp

yayy

[sharp shuttle]

yeah looks like im screwed, ill try again tomorrow

fuck verizon

fucking nsa bullshit company

[green kite]

I am good , you?

[green kite]

hello good sir

[supple plume]

Skip that

[green kite]

roger

[supple plume]

Hahah

Job is kicking my ass again

[austere sigil]

how is you doing?

[green kite]

good, you?

[green kite]

🙁 aw

[austere sigil]

same

[sharp shuttle]

that was the most oblivion ahhh conversation ive ever read

[green kite]

I will be even better in 30 min as i have got mosterdspek

hey brath, hows it going

any word back for your talk?

[supple plume]

I can ask again how you're doing and make it more OBLIVION

[sharp shuttle]

i dont like you... hello! beware of the mud crabs by the banks of the rivers. Did you hear about the gray fox? Goodbye! Hello!

[austere sinew]

Afternoon chat

[austere sigil]

Morning sir

[green kite]

hello wolo

[austere sinew]

maam*

😒

[austere sinew]

@green kite ping

beat em to the chase

[green kite]

@austere sinew daily ping back

[austere sigil]

Sorry.

[austere sinew]

twitter apology with tears

[deft ridge]

Hello everyone.

[sharp shuttle]

on your knees mto, time for your punishment

[austere sinew]

^^

thanksgiving food was so good

[sharp shuttle]

i didnt realize you were american

[austere sinew]

i'm not

[austere sigil]

There's nothing I can do to make it right. What's done is done and I need to live with consequences for the rest of my days...

[austere sinew]

but an african born american citizenship family friend invited me over and the food was amazing and i'm still thinking about it now

i gotta cook whatever that shrimp rice thing was

[green kite]

now I feel like eating Indian food

[austere sigil]

stuffing should be on the inside!

[austere sinew]

ooh biryani..

shrimp biryani...

[green kite]

mmmm

[fair drift]

They have a very good cuisine, just make sure you are trying it outside of India

[austere sinew]

in the uk turkey stuffing isn't rice it's this weird mushy starch like thing

[sharp shuttle]

i had indian pizza a few days ago, really really good

[austere sinew]

a what now

[sharp shuttle]

indian style pizzas

[austere sinew]

🤨

[austere sigil]

but at least its on the INSIDE, no?

[austere sinew]

touche

[sharp shuttle]

butter chicken, masala, curry

was so bomb

[austere sinew]

but it's also english food

if you can call it that

[austere sigil]

brath will never understand

[sharp shuttle]

never understand what?

[austere sigil]

that stuffing goes IN!

IN like in INSIDE

[sharp shuttle]

in my ass?

what?

[austere sinew]

💀

[austere sigil]

eugh, you turkey?

turkey spotted in chat!

[sharp shuttle]

if im a tukey, im a turduckin

[fair drift]

Turkish doner is better in Germany than it is in Turkey

[austere sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/twirl-dance-tradition-culture-gif-9789955

[sharp shuttle]

thats because germany is turkey now

[austere sigil]

"nice embed incoming"

[austere sinew]

shhhh

[sharp shuttle]

thats a dark souls boss

[austere sigil]

how dare you speak the truth?

[austere sinew]

this is untrue, europe lacks good quality spices

[fair drift]

[austere sinew]

well

central europe i know turkey is technically europe

but i always considered it to be more asian

funny country

[sharp shuttle]

okay fam i am taking this looks-maxxing thing seriously next year, starting now, im ganna run this hyraudlic acid neutrogena shit on my body and cera ve on my face

[frigid mountain]

@sharp shuttle when are you sleeping?!

[austere sinew]

just make sure you exfoliate and moisturise with nutrients it's that simple really

[sharp shuttle]

i have to stay up until 4am for my current contract

it sucks

[frigid mountain]

what's your local hr now?

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/do-the-bartman-egypt-the-simpsons-dance-gif-13390314162685063453

[sharp shuttle]

2am

[frigid mountain]

2 to go!

[sharp shuttle]

Oregon, remember

[frigid mountain]

i just woke up. I don't rememember my name except for that it says it when I type

I'm Danny. Danny Three Bags

[fair drift]

I have family relatives in Croatia and their business is a resturant selling our local food, they import spices and ingredients from here to Croatia. Turks probably do that too

[austere sigil]

how many?

[sharp shuttle]

just remember this:
BrathaGON lives in OreGON

[frigid mountain]

3

[austere sigil]

oh

thanks sir

[frigid mountain]

[austere sigil]

and why are you awake sir?

[austere sinew]

you genuinely cannot get the same spice quality over there because of the regulations + the importation style and wait time

[frigid mountain]

because I'm not asleep?

Are all the test questions going to be this easy?

[austere sigil]

fair

[austere sinew]

i went to turkey for my spices and i was given strict rules like i couldn't even have cumin next to the coffee

otherwise it would contaminate the coffee

and they all filled the hotel room with their scent

[frigid mountain]

wild if true

[sharp shuttle]

sips cumin seasoned coffee "uh oh.."

[austere sinew]

had to keep the coffee in a separate bag

[fair drift]

Lol what? I have never heard of that from them. Does that apply throughout the entire EU or just wherever you are?

[austere sinew]

no not the regulations the advice

from the spice seller

[frigid mountain]

remember the first time you encountered the word "Cumin" and were like "Um, HOW do I say that?!"

[sharp shuttle]

the spice merchant guys

you know

at the bizarre

jafarr was there too

[austere sinew]

bazaars are still a thing you twat

[sharp shuttle]

oh right BAZAAR

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/sro-silkroad-me-playing-silkroad-freee-srozok-gif-27381635

[austere sinew]

but no spice selling is very normal outside of america

and most of europe

[sharp shuttle]

okay chat

[austere sinew]

because we enjoy seasoned food

[sharp shuttle]

favorite spice. ill start
cinnamon

[frigid mountain]

i just saw these amazing rhodium "Jafar" earrings I want

[austere sinew]

cumin, unsurprisingly

[frigid mountain]

let me see if I'll find them

salt

[sharp shuttle]

typical american

[austere sigil]

basic: salt as without it "something" is missing

[austere sinew]

it's very popular in middle eastern cuisine especially with tomatoes and garlic

[sharp shuttle]

i like garlic pepper, i swear by it

white pepper + peanut butter

mmmm

[austere sinew]

what

WHAT

[sharp shuttle]

yeah its a chinese thing

very tasty

[frigid mountain]

this would look great on me

[austere sinew]

ooh second favourite spice if it can really be classed as a spice is cardamom, i go crazy over it

but only in sweets

karak chai

[sharp shuttle]

nipples?

[fair drift]

Not all European food is unseasoned, Italian cuisine isn't unseasoned. Mediterranean countries in general probably got the best food in the world

[frigid mountain]

no, and I can't say it here tyvm

[sharp shuttle]

i have a secret piercing too, dm me

[austere sigil]

sssssnek

[frigid mountain]

let's just say...I jingle when I run

[austere sinew]

italian cuisine is unseasoned, the difference is they pride the quality of their ingredients instead

[sharp shuttle]

i think we have the same problem

[frigid mountain]

no for my ears, silly

[austere sinew]

so that's why the food comes out good

[frigid mountain]

they're rhodium set earrings I think let me read the description

[austere sinew]

talk to an italian about their tomato selection process and the different types of tomatoes and then you understand their cooking perfectly

[sharp shuttle]

oh.. i was talking about my glute piercings...

[fair drift]

Well, I tried the pizza and that wasn't unseasoned, not sure about the rest

[frigid mountain]

rhodium plated

1/10 ct diamond

[austere sinew]

do you consider herbs to be seasoning? 🤨

[sharp shuttle]

beware the rhodium rubs off quickly

[austere sinew]

bro went crazy over basil

[frigid mountain]

we have that in common then

i'm tempted to stay awake now and catch a nap later

[fair drift]

Okay fair point

[frigid mountain]

but I'm still quite tired

My body hurts though so idk

and my mind id pretty wants to be awake state

[sharp shuttle]

im pretty tired, but i have to figure out this google pixel root

[frigid mountain]

is it a root if you smash it with a hammer?

[sharp shuttle]

dannythreebraincells comment over here

[frigid mountain]

lolol

[sharp shuttle]

sorry i get rude af when im cranky

i love you buddy

[frigid mountain]

i'm trying to think like a gangster

[sharp shuttle]

well

[frigid mountain]

Have you tied threatening its family?

[sharp shuttle]

dont think...

[frigid mountain]

ah, a Daoist

[sharp shuttle]

the issue is its a verizon phone

some guy figured out how to root it, with like a 0-day and im trying to find any info on it

[frigid mountain]

I found a good clinic near me and think I'm getting on TRT soon

which at my age...

[sharp shuttle]

why do you need TRT?

you are like 35

[green kite]

wait a min TDP changed their name

[frigid mountain]

I'm not. BUT if you must know, it's because I am suffering many symptoms and I don't want 40+ TRT, I want 20 year old me TRT

[sharp shuttle]

are you really 40?

[frigid mountain]

call me DTB

@green kite

[green kite]

DTB, roger

[frigid mountain]

I'm 40-something

You know this

[sharp shuttle]

Nah dude you dont look 40

I call cap

[frigid mountain]

You know my birthday

[sharp shuttle]

sag, obviously

[frigid mountain]

nah

[austere sinew]

am i the only one here who isn't a middle aged man

[frigid mountain]

Sag

my Birthday is Monday

[green kite]

middle aged woman?

[austere sinew]

happy birthday

[frigid mountain]

Sag as in Sagittarius

[austere sinew]

ykw hell yeah

[frigid mountain]

not Sag as in Sadge

but that too

[sharp shuttle]

dan this is not me memeing

have you not just done a hard 30 - 30 days of clean eating, moderate exercise (mostly walks), and no fap?

no druggies/alcohol

if you havent tried that yet

dont just go straight for TRT

ive seen it fuck my friends up

[frigid mountain]

not a hard one, though I have cut back on many of those things. I have medical/disability issues that make some of those very difficult. Ultimately, my doctors and I will determine if TRT is right for mw

But I want 18-21 year old T levels

[sharp shuttle]

dawg that aint how it works

[frigid mountain]

i know

[sharp shuttle]

at 30 it decreases 1% a year

your only saving grace is removing abdominal fat if you have it

that fat in particular makes estrogen out of t

so even if you take T, you will produce estrogen

[frigid mountain]

Brath. I love you. I don't need education atm. I'm always 1/2 joking. Take it with a grain salt. My favorite spice.

i have a very large amount of belly fat

[sharp shuttle]

well man, i consider you a friend and dont want to see you struggle

[frigid mountain]

like I said, I will consult doctors and the empirical blood work when I have it done

I'll be sage

safe

[sharp shuttle]

alright man, im not ganna soap box you

i hope you can get it resolved in a healthy way

[frigid mountain]

My body is a temple and by temple I mean that it's like a dive bar floor at 4am on NYE

[sharp shuttle]

yeah well temples are public spaces and dive bars and clubs generally have bouncers

[frigid mountain]

your mom has a bouncer

it's me

And I'm the only one on the guest list

[sharp shuttle]

hey man shes lonely these days, i respect the hell outta that

[austere sinew]

this is implying you're getting pegged

[frigid mountain]

she single?

[sharp shuttle]

lmfao

the fact you asked

[visual hollow]

[frigid mountain]

Don't yuck somone else's yum

[sharp shuttle]

no dude, shes married to my father, and they are both enjoying ignoring me, their son

[austere sinew]

[sharp shuttle]

hallelujah

[visual hollow]

[frigid mountain]

I enjoy ignoring you too so I get that

[sharp shuttle]

more people should do it

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jan-brummer-dont-mind-me-just-watching-sneaky-peeking-you-can-ignore-me-pretend-im-not-here-gif-19117146

[austere sinew]

how many people lurking rn

come out cowards

[visual hollow]

Make me

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-macho-man-angry-face-the-truth-gif-7739624

[sharp shuttle]

if we monitor the use list, about 700 fbi bots, 400 cia, 180000 nsa, and maybe one agent, my handler, emmycat

[austere sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/827446127699427358/1224353820176289822/Silly3.gif

[sharp shuttle]

i love you emmy ❤️

[visual hollow]

RIP

[frigid mountain]

i miss emmycat`1

[austere sinew]

you forgot gchq

[frigid mountain]

omg

it makes me misty eyed when I think of her

[sharp shuttle]

im not sure i know what that is

[austere sinew]

they're the stalker organisation of the uk

[sharp shuttle]

she lives near me, and im confident shes met me face to face and didnt say shit

[frigid mountain]

League of Shadows, Sinister Six

[austere sinew]

they make the stalkers uncomfy

[sharp shuttle]

oh thats good, doing gods work

[austere sinew]

love you guys please approve my clearance if i ever get it done

[frigid mountain]

I'm coming up to Oregon to visit next Fall if I can, @sharp shuttle

[austere sinew]

everything i said so far has been a joke

[frigid mountain]

gonna go see other people up there too

[sharp shuttle]

you can hang out with sinister and I, well make it a fun day

[visual hollow]

Stalking the stalkers? (Am I confused?)

[frigid mountain]

😄

[sharp shuttle]

maybe well get stalked by emmy

[austere sinew]

ya their job is to monitor the people who do the monitoring

[frigid mountain]

ok gonna lay down but if I'm not asleep in 20 i'm calling it a morning and being right back

[sharp shuttle]

my wife is scared of emmy

its really funny

alright man goodnight

[frigid mountain]

i am too

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/quirky-clown-bread-join-voice-call-vc-gif-18971280

[frigid mountain]

she spooky

[sharp shuttle]

nah shes misunderstood

[green kite]

night night DTB

[frigid mountain]

i joke

[austere sinew]

also THAT SERVER KICKED ME @visual hollow

[frigid mountain]

I love emmy

for real

[austere sinew]

THE GOOD EMOJI CAT ONE

CAN YOU IMAGINE

I SAID NOTHING WRONG

[visual hollow]

That’s a bit too close, Golam

[austere sinew]

ya personal space golam

[austere sinew]

goodnight

[sharp shuttle]

this looks like my cat

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-escape-leave-exit-gif-26512205

[visual hollow]

RIP

[austere sinew]

also goodnight

[visual hollow]

That’s a bit too far, Golam

[scenic maple]

😩

[austere sinew]

ya too far golam

[austere sinew]

that's a bit too comfy golam

[visual hollow]

Perfect

[green kite]

@austere sinew hourly ping

[austere sinew]

@green kite

[green kite]

yes dear?

[austere sinew]

I GOTTA RETURN THE PINGS

[green kite]

yes

cant get a negative balance

[austere sinew]

@green kite

@green kite

@green kite

[green kite]

@austere sinew @austere sinew

@green kite

[austere sinew]

to confuse the enemy you must first confuse yourself

[green kite]

yes

[sharp shuttle]

stupid burrito cat

[scenic maple]

fair

even if you buy him blanket he wont use

[austere sinew]

bro it burritoed

finish the job

add the hot sauce on top

[sharp shuttle]

this was too long ago to do any mix-ins, he is currently shitting in his box

unfortunate

[austere sinew]

all i see is that he's adding more burrito ingredients

[sharp shuttle]

lmfao

[exotic pendant]

😄

[sharp shuttle]

frost have you ever been to hushcon?

[austere sinew]

free him

[scenic maple]

someone has to do the nails without getting eaten

[exotic pendant]

frosto about to go stand in line

🙁

[austere sinew]

do it when they're sleepy

[scenic maple]

burger?

[austere sinew]

cuddle with em

then snip

[exotic pendant]

pizzahut black friday

[scenic maple]

they never sleep tho

[exotic pendant]

[austere sinew]

wdym

they love cuddles

[scenic maple]

only if you dont cut nails

[austere sinew]

untrue

just get good

[austere sinew]

muheheheh 😈

[hoary nebula]

@exotic pendant friday

[sharp shuttle]

black friday is a thing still?

[hoary nebula]

I save 100% by not buying

[scenic maple]

yes

[sharp shuttle]

yeah idk 30% off a massively marked up item is just the JCPenny effect

[scenic maple]

i bought a nice course for lifetime that is usually 95 for half

its really peak

[sharp shuttle]

thats different

but i also feel like cyber black friday deals sucked

cyber/monday

[scenic maple]

yeah mine if not cybersec

[sharp shuttle]

oh

hey golam

[scenic maple]

hey brath

[sharp shuttle]

did you know im certified to do brazilian waxes?

[austere sinew]

what

[scenic maple]

whats waxes

[sharp shuttle]

i did it just so i could wax my girl

[austere sinew]

body hair removal

[sharp shuttle]

too expensive

[austere sinew]

let her in on cyprus oil

[scenic maple]

ow that wax

[sharp shuttle]

yeah

[scenic maple]

how do u even get certified in that

[austere sinew]

it decreases the follicle strength

[sharp shuttle]

anyways its relevant

[austere sinew]

you can cause burns if you do it improperly

[sharp shuttle]

because i paid for the classes, and they were half off on black friday

maybe consider it

[scenic maple]

thats sweet

nice of you

[sharp shuttle]

i live to please

[austere sinew]

one time when i was 11 i waxed my armpits and i gave myself a first degree burn

whole layer of skin came off

[sharp shuttle]

oh shit

[scenic maple]

we spend so much money making weapons and not simple things that are easy to use and basically what every human needs

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, there is alot that goes into waxing people

[sharp shuttle]

golam arent you from UK?

[scenic maple]

no but i am close

[sharp shuttle]

belgium

[austere sinew]

brother how are you close if you're in asia

[scenic maple]

yeah same planet

[sharp shuttle]

india?

pakistan

[scenic maple]

close

[sharp shuttle]

turkey? gobble gobble

spain

?

[scenic maple]

we live in the same country

meetup when

whoa brother thats some lines ur crossing

[sharp shuttle]

to be honest, yeah, and im sorry broski

[scenic maple]

dont let the indians or bangladeshis or basically eany east asian see that comment

nah i am fine with it

[sharp shuttle]

thanks for the cover brother

[supple plume]

I also thought it was india

[scenic maple]

me personally i think borders should not exist

[austere sinew]

it's okay he's american

[sharp shuttle]

well borders kinda dont exist anymore, we are a fully globalized populace now

[austere sinew]

my favourite game is asking them if they think afghanistan is in the middle east

[scenic maple]

[sharp shuttle]

the whole world has been scanned by lidar

[scenic maple]

at the end of the day we can all agree china number 1

[supple plume]

I still can't move to murica

Frosto get me in Murica

[scenic maple]

marry brath to get visa

[sharp shuttle]

i have three things to say:
I love Israel, I love China, and I love Technocracy!

[cerulean bloom]

@austere sinew daily ping

[supple plume]

He is married to himself

[sharp shuttle]

my credit scores just went through the roof

[austere sinew]

WHY AER YOU STILL AWAKE

[cerulean bloom]

its 8 PM

[austere sinew]

ohhh

[cerulean bloom]

I sleep at 4 AM

[austere sinew]

WHAT

[cerulean bloom]

[sharp shuttle]

me and you both brother

[scenic maple]

why do you sleep at 4am

[cerulean bloom]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

lol

[scenic maple]

[sharp shuttle]

thats a long nightly ritual..

[cerulean bloom]

[scenic maple]

we listen and we dont judge

[supple plume]

I judge

[sharp shuttle]

very good very good YEAH

[cerulean bloom]

-_-

[scenic maple]

where is your law degree

[supple plume]

Hahah

[austere sinew]

i made a mistake making male friends

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-woah-wait-what-shocked-what-did-you-say-gif-16673454

[sharp shuttle]

to be fair, all dudes are like this

[scenic maple]

agreed

[cerulean bloom]

[austere sinew]

that's why i made the mistake

[sharp shuttle]

i mean...

[cerulean bloom]

am I a dude

[sharp shuttle]

im ganna be honest

[austere sinew]

NO

NO HONESTY

I DONT WANNA KNOW

😭

[sharp shuttle]

if i was a girl, i wouldnt want to be friends with girls

damn

harsh world

[scenic maple]

honesty is the best policy

atleast thats what they told me

[austere sinew]

huhhh

[cerulean bloom]

[scenic maple]

cold world

[austere sinew]

no i love the female community

[cerulean bloom]

how old do you have to be do be a "dude"

[austere sinew]

it's so funny

and super uplifting

[scenic maple]

its not the age but its whats inside

[cerulean bloom]

@solemn lichen

[cerulean bloom]

ic

[sharp shuttle]

i just dont think yall like each other, at all, you just pretend

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/empire-i-got-you-brothers-lucious-terrence-howard-gif-4652933

[sharp shuttle]

brotherhood is real

[austere sinew]

untrue

[sharp shuttle]

hey if you say so

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-gif-5111338745644474401

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/empire-i-got-you-brothers-lucious-terrence-howard-gif-4652933

[austere sinew]

many a time a woman has been there for me when no one else has and vice versa

even strangers

[scenic maple]

that reminds me that guy didnt make any movies after iron man 1

[sharp shuttle]

to your point yeah, ive seen that, but damn ive also had a few girlfriends

and the drama gets crazy

[austere sinew]

maybe your type is just crazy

[sharp shuttle]

thats a fair point wolo

touche

[austere sinew]

😎

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

[supple plume]

Women on chess clubs, scarce, women on tech scarce, women being karens, abundante

[sharp shuttle]

we all here together, thats what matters

[scenic maple]

tbh i think they should be in tech more like they used to

specially since some of them dont leave house after having babies they can do remote

[sharp shuttle]

all of my favorite bosses were women, so do with that what you will

[supple plume]

I would like for women to be more in tech and chess but I can't do much about it

[austere sinew]

no i know a lot of women in chess clubs + tech, they just avoid the spaces with a lot of guys for many reasons

[supple plume]

Wolo bring goth baddies here

[scenic maple]

i would say something but its too late now

[austere sinew]

this is one of the reasons

[sharp shuttle]

i do not blame them in the slightest

[scenic maple]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/13hMwFUhe74AAAAC/slow-internet.gif

[supple plume]

I am joking, I am a gentleman in person

[scenic maple]

that wasnt supposed to happen

[austere sinew]

on top of that you know how if a guy knows he cant get a girl so he becomes aggressive towards her out of frustration?

[sharp shuttle]

sir you capitulated in 0.3 seconds

[scenic maple]

https://c.tenor.com/13hMwFUhe74AAAAC/tenor.gif

[supple plume]

Those are losers, also abundant

[austere sinew]

imagine that with the hornballs in cysec and being a regular gal wanting to learn

a lot of girls lurk here and then ask questions in other servers

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, its a cold world

[scenic maple]

i remember helping one out
it took us me and a few other people 4 days to get her over the curl module

💀

[supple plume]

Be stronger

[sharp shuttle]

lol

[scenic maple]

still massive achievement

[sharp shuttle]

dude

imagine having to deal with yourself

[scenic maple]

since you know when she got stuck she started playing chess

[sharp shuttle]

but having advances

[scenic maple]

hope she is well now tho

[supple plume]

Wdym advances?

[austere sinew]

i know a lot of brilliant female hackers but they just don't talk here

[sharp shuttle]

lets roleplay

[scenic maple]

lmao

do you see any brilliant male hackers ?

[supple plume]

Ok

[austere sinew]

@wispy marsh ping

[sharp shuttle]

ask about curl

[supple plume]

What is curl

[scenic maple]

if you are the smartest guy in a discord channel you are in the wrong discord channel

[sharp shuttle]

curl stands for client URL.

wait

[scenic maple]

or gal

but u get the idea

[sharp shuttle]

are you a girl?

[supple plume]

Sure

[sharp shuttle]

A GIRL IN MY SERVER

OH MY GOD

[scenic maple]

[sharp shuttle]

A GIRL

ARE YOU HOT

[scenic maple]

ok this is getting cringe

[austere sinew]

nono hold on they dm you first

[supple plume]

Idk

[austere sinew]

and then ask you about yourself

then hit on you

then neg you

[sharp shuttle]

oh shit thats true, dont worry ill give him a genuine experience

[austere sinew]

when you dont take the bait

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[supple plume]

Make it more geniune

I'm not getting horrified

[native plume]

I get calls

[supple plume]

Anyway

[austere sinew]

ooh and when you reject them they tell everyone you're a hoe

[scenic maple]

how is bro not backdoored yet

[supple plume]

I need to go back to field labor fellas

[native plume]

Can't backdoor me senpai

[supple plume]

Cya later

[sharp shuttle]

cya dude

[austere sinew]

actually someone here who's semi regular is one of these types of guys but i'm not gonna name who 😇

[sharp shuttle]

call me

[native plume]

Good luck

[scenic maple]

its not much but its honest work

[native plume]

THIS IS SCARY 💀

[austere sinew]

name begins with a t tho

[native plume]

Honestly you can meme about it lmao

Wait let me see if I can get a template for it

[sharp shuttle]

I have the audacity to start blurting names

[scenic maple]

wait till i post it in linkedin with a graphic diagram that has nothing to do with it

[native plume]

@scenic maple

[scenic maple]

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ssv-ssvnetwork-gif-12948802526367307510

[native plume]

Is that Sha1-Hulud behind him

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-4169442390448293969

[sharp shuttle]

1 hour lads

and i can sleeeeep

[green kite]

wwoooop

[sharp shuttle]

still no luck on the root

probably ganna have to buy a phone off ebay

[meager kernel]

Gonna grind HTB today

[sharp shuttle]

you said that last week

imma go look at your progress

[meager kernel]

Exams ended today

[sharp shuttle]

hmmm you lied

last activity was on the 15th

i want to see progress mr kratos

[scenic maple]

@supple plume bro?

[sharp shuttle]

no thanks

[native plume]

Holy shit

[scenic maple]

tbh no one is going to connect to ur honeypot

please test it yourself with your machine

[wicked dagger]

Why? That? Idk if it really works

[scenic maple]

yeah he is cooked

[scenic maple]

cause if i connect to your honeypot then you will know its me

[exotic pendant]

Ayo line for Black Friday is huge

[wicked dagger]

With mine IT work but I’m afraid that it works bcs il on the same network

[green kite]

nobody here is gonna connect to it and show you their ip @wicked dagger

[sharp shuttle]

if i let you ip grab me will you come over and watch stranger things season 5 with me, we can cuddle under a big plaid blanket and eat strawberrys with chocolate

[wicked dagger]

Ow didn’t tought about that😂

[sharp shuttle]

im warning you though, im a cuddler

[scenic maple]

yo chronos do you know any other nodejs developer in the server?

[wicked dagger]

Yeah my bad didn’t tought about the ip, just it is running since a des hours but it seems that like 2 bits connects to it I tought there will we a bunch more

[scenic maple]

[native plume]

Let me think

I know someone but I'm not sure they even verified their account

[exotic pendant]

Everyone wants to pizza the hut for Black Friday

[scenic maple]

who is my next victim

[sharp shuttle]

why are you ignoring me

i dm'd you, why are you ignoring me

HELLO

[native plume]

But literally I saw my own soul leave my body for a moment lmao

[wicked dagger]

Ow give me a sec

[sharp shuttle]

im messing with you brother

🤝

[wicked dagger]

🙃

[scenic maple]

i dont edit in photoshop i edit in the browser

thats why i am good

[scenic maple]

who is kady

[native plume]

3500 elo move

[sharp shuttle]

oh you dont know?

she spam added like everybody in htb

it was a meme for a bit

[native plume]

Ohh yeah I remember that 💀

[wicked dagger]

Is it me or are there just not that much of scanning bots? Bcs the video I saw on htb je receive connections like every 10s

[scenic maple]

ah i see

wonder what she is doing

[sharp shuttle]

bots dont fuzz random shit, they target/crawl big domains

when i worked blue team we had 7 million crawlers/malicious traffic a day

[wicked dagger]

But there a bot that are trying to ssh on random public ip’s to no?

[native plume]

I see all kind of traffic and we're not that popular

[sharp shuttle]

go post your ip on 4chan, reddit, xitter, or bluesky

watch what happens

[native plume]

But not like the big corps yeah

[austere sigil]

throw pasta against the wall and see what sticks

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-what-huh-confused-kitten-gif-16578675544592554435

[wicked dagger]

Will try it thanks I let you now what happend🤗

[sharp shuttle]

on that note, what does it mean when someone says a sock sticks to a wall

[austere sigil]

opportunistic approach

[sharp shuttle]

i hope you arent using aws

you ganna get fucked on the bill

[wicked dagger]

Google cloud

[sharp shuttle]

you fucked

dont do that

[cerulean bloom]

[wicked dagger]

I have 300$ free credit

[austere sigil]

I see where you are going with this but I plead the 5th

[sharp shuttle]

alright have fun

if you get 7 million hits that 300 is gone in seconds

[scenic maple]

hmm whoes github do i know about

[wicked dagger]

Yeah but also my account is not activated so once the 300$ are gone nothing is gonna be billes

[sharp shuttle]

you do you man

[wicked dagger]

The point is just to see some TTP’s and all that stuf

[sharp shuttle]

im just giving you fair warning

you are asking fucked people to fuck with you

[wicked dagger]

Thanks for the good conscious ^^

[meager kernel]

What's happening

[sharp shuttle]

our friend wants his honeypot to get hit by APT's

[cerulean bloom]

idk

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[sharp shuttle]

i feel the same

[wicked dagger]

Not APT hahah just random people I don’t want to have nations on my shit😂

[sharp shuttle]

a good honey pot has good loot

whats your bait?

[wicked dagger]

Nothing just free ssh for the moment and easy secret files like etc shadow

[sharp shuttle]

make some fake documents

[wicked dagger]

It’s just a little lab it’s the first time

[sharp shuttle]

is this your first honey pot?

[wicked dagger]

Yes

[sharp shuttle]

ah

alright

good luck to you

[wicked dagger]

Thats why haha I’m not that pro I just want to see what malicious guys do when they access a system

[wicked dagger]

Any advice?

[cerulean bloom]

then don't make a honeypot 😅

[wicked dagger]

Need to start somewhere🫠

[sharp shuttle]

pro tip, alias who/whoami to do more than just user

i personally have it alias'd to disconnect

[cerulean bloom]

don't start with honeypots

[wicked dagger]

I mean I not a beginner to but I need to start new things for my cv to Its difficult to find a job here without a good project folder -_-

[sharp shuttle]

im ganna be real with you man

[cerulean bloom]

unless you know 100% and everything you need to do, understand what they do, understand how exactly to implement it in your situation, and know what attackers can do to you
THEN make honeypots

[sharp shuttle]

a honeypot is a bad portfolio item

it might actually work against you

[cerulean bloom]

because you are more likely to be attacked?

hacked I mean

[sharp shuttle]

well sure, but the interviewer can press you on it

and if you configured it poorly, and cant justify why

you are donezoes

[wicked dagger]

But I mean I know that stuff I think ^^ how to implement it just need to see what they do

[supple plume]

Vro you trolled me af

[sharp shuttle]

attack your own honyepot...

like

are we being serious here

[wicked dagger]

For the info I used cowrie

[austere sigil]

I have questions...

[pure kayak]

I have answers

[orchid breach]

I have both

[ornate ibex]

like 1+1=? ||2|| ?

[orchid breach]

21

[pure kayak]

its clearly 3

[orchid breach]

https://tenor.com/view/21-gif-20187208

[pure kayak]

if you have one of something

[ornate ibex]

@scenic maple these guys are doing some weird ass math

[pure kayak]

and you add another one of something

then you have to combine the ones with another one

so total is 3

[orchid breach]

1=`1– - = login

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/black-friday-is-upon-us-south-park-shopping-deals-its-black-friday-gif-19529178

[pure kayak]

is it today?

[orchid breach]

Tomorrow

[pure kayak]

i missed lifetime shodan on black friday i think

was a pretty good deal

[orchid breach]

Who you stalking homie

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676341

[pure kayak]

i like accessing open adb ports

opening porn on random kiosks and android devices i can access

[orchid breach]

https://tenor.com/view/sethrogen-naughty-funny-parody-bound-gif-4587977

[pure kayak]

sometimes they have porn saved themselves

[orchid breach]

What kind

[pure kayak]

straight porn?

stop gooning

[visual hollow]

I need to do the same eventually. I’m working on something just don’t know how I will frame it to make it sound like I’m not a liability

[orchid breach]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goon-minion-never-goon-minion-gif-5467301625900076416

[wicked dagger]

people say that it’s not a good idea to start with but I mean I need to start somewhere I guess

Just start a lighter for me that I don’t get fckd

[cloud osprey]

yolo

[pure kayak]

very bad advice

you live every day

and your shit decisions bite you in the ass

[prime heron]

One eyed willy

[wicked dagger]

So you mean just go for it?

[pure kayak]

yes

take that 40 year mortgage loan

[wicked dagger]

Let’s make a pew pew map then😆

[cloud osprey]

50

send it

[wicked dagger]

Does 40 year mortgage even exist?

[devout sail]

[devout sail]

yeah why not
take it for your descendants

[wicked dagger]

Here it’s max 20 years banks are to scared to be scammed😂

Even if they will get there money back on a kid from the family that is probably 1 year old

[pure kayak]

the'll still have the house tho

its a win win for the banks

if a mf craps out, he's lost the money he's given to the bank and the bank keeps the house

peak capitalism

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

thats the right attitude

[exotic pendant]

[pure kayak]

nah the're rarely actual phones like that

mostly just old leftover devices in public areas

consumer phones don't normally expose adb port to the internet at all, assuming adb is enabled and asuming network access is enabled

[devout sail]

put cracked screen png

RDP check? quick search gave

https://github.com/olipo186/Git-Auto-Deploy/issues/221

[prisma vessel]

no matter how bad your environment, there is always an opportunity to grow. Take the hair around your arsehole for example.

[pure kayak]

you're a boomer

like actual white boomer

[cloud osprey]

old

[pure kayak]

also asshole hair stops growing after a while

[cloud osprey]

specially if it gets a lot of use

[pure kayak]

nah regardless of the usage and its intensity

[pure kayak]

thats a myth

the third one in each set looks like a health hazard, micro tears and infection