general

[mystic harbor]

Well anything for holes

Valid

[rustic carbon]

Nah just beat it

[signal mica]

goodbye general, make sure to test brath to his limits

[nimble tundra]

dude atp if i take therapy my therapist will need therapy

[signal mica]

🙏

[sharp shuttle]

the three therapist problem

[rustic carbon]

Like literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0&list=RDoRdxUFDoQe0&start_radio=1

[nimble tundra]

someone please pin this 😭

[sharp shuttle]

the triangle of therapy, the eye of providence

[nimble tundra]

triangle of lo-

ahem

[hard harbor]

Brath keeps it real

[rustic carbon]

Alright broskis its been fun

Going MIA

Cya dudes

[sharp shuttle]

new drone build

does physical pentesting recon for me, flies itself

[hard harbor]

That’s sick af

[nimble tundra]

dude has a drone arsenal 💀

[sharp shuttle]

its super prototype

[nimble tundra]

looks sick

[rustic carbon]

Wait hold up

thats a rasberry pi drone?

[sharp shuttle]

i have over 100 drones now

no thats an nvidia jetson

[rustic carbon]

Damn that's dope...

[sharp shuttle]

this drone is about 8000 dollars

[rustic carbon]

Alright going MIA now 💀

Cya

[nimble tundra]

wait is that a hackRF thingi on the top ?

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, three

[nimble tundra]

dayum........

[alpine pumice]

That's awesome I had the same idea with a pineapple

[sharp shuttle]

yep pineapple drones are still very useful

much smaller form factor too

[mystic harbor]

Vro is so cool

[nimble tundra]

fr Vro has a serious drone arsenal

[mystic harbor]

@sharp shuttle can you get someone’s Facebook account with that

[nimble tundra]

mission impossible 💀

or maybe wait

i think he can

[sharp shuttle]

why would you need a drone to do that

[worthy cargo]

Mission Improbable

[nimble tundra]

https://tenor.com/uOpJ.gif

[hard harbor]

This is so sick lol

[worthy cargo]

What's up folks and non-folks

[pulsar basin]

Guys I am doing a quite old box where this PHP v 8.1.0-dev exploit is foothold.... is there a reason why literally NO automated scanner is telling me there is vulnerable PHP version runnign? i tried nikto, skipfish, burp professional scanner, owasp ZAP.... not a single scanner finds this

[worthy cargo]

Ghosts and Ghouls

[nimble tundra]

he can probably do this

[sharp shuttle]

just buy meta raybans, they lookup facebook profiles based on faces you see irl

[nimble tundra]

try manual habibi

[hard harbor]

Buy IR blocking sunglasses. Go into debt if you have to.

[nimble tundra]

play hardcore or don't play

[mystic harbor]

No i wanna do it through drone

[nimble tundra]

🔥.

[pulsar basin]

that was not my question

[frigid mountain]

I don't want the NSA seeing how often I check out cleavage through my eyeglasses.

[sharp shuttle]

i mean sure i can add a face recognition module to the oak-d camera but there is no point. This drone scans license plates when it flies through parking lots and i can look up names against dmv records, then i can get facebook that way

[nimble tundra]

how do you know the foothold is the old php version ?

[mystic harbor]

Lol i am just being sarcastic

[frigid mountain]

@sharp shuttle Be honest - have you OSINT'd me?

[sharp shuttle]

yeah

[worthy cargo]

holding the foot

is a foot hold

[frigid mountain]

I'm really easy

[sharp shuttle]

You are a good looking man

and you love to party

[frigid mountain]

Thank you.

[nimble tundra]

OSINT me

[sharp shuttle]

maybe when i have time

[frigid mountain]

Those are tru statements

[nimble tundra]

if you send your drone to where i live in they will literally steal your drone 💀

[worthy cargo]

Time only flows in one direction, but mathematically negative time is possbile

[mystic harbor]

There’s a whole website that lets You

[nimble tundra]

wait fr ?

[sharp shuttle]

There are hundreds of those now

all you need is 3-4 things about the target

name, relative location, age, and where they went to school

[frigid mountain]

Man...after meditating for like 6 hours a day all weekend in nature on a Seattle island...my day at work has FLOWN by lmao

[worthy cargo]

meditation, the great evil shone upon mankind

[nimble tundra]

meditation actually works ?

[worthy cargo]

It's self hyponosis, not self gnosis.

[sharp shuttle]

will you be in seattle in february?

[frigid mountain]

There's tons of peer reviewed evidence

[deft bay]

howdy

[frigid mountain]

i will not

[pulsar basin]

because i did htb guided mode

[sharp shuttle]

damn

[nimble tundra]

dayum i should try

[deft bay]

hoi

[frigid mountain]

https://www.harvard.edu/in-focus/mindfulness-meditation/

[sharp shuttle]

im probably speaking at bsides seattle, want to meet up with folks

[worthy cargo]

mediation doesn't work. If it did, you wouldn't have to do it everyday. To avoid the daily tiring routines of the day, you fall into another routine, to meditate daily.

[deft bay]

hi brath

[worthy cargo]

all you did was replace routine, you didn't find freedom

[sharp shuttle]

hey woodenk

[deft bay]

how's it going

[frigid mountain]

Exercise doesn't work. If it did, you wouldn't have to do it every day.

[nimble tundra]

alright so.... its kind of a confusing scenario if the tools are not finding the version....... hmmm.........

[sharp shuttle]

I replaced meditation with gooning, am i doing it right?

[frigid mountain]

See how dumb that sounds?

[nimble tundra]

are you sure the machine is accessible from you machine ?

[worthy cargo]

that's a physical exersion thing, mentally mediation is different.

[sharp shuttle]

living the dream, yourself?

[nimble tundra]

and you are using the correct vpn ?

[worthy cargo]

the mind is not physical

[frigid mountain]

Please provide your sources, peer-reviewed.

[deft bay]

meditation isn't about making it work or not

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story2-woody-whaddya-know-look-at-that-woody-quote-gif-17760551

[worthy cargo]

You trick yourself into self hypnosis at that point.

[nimble tundra]

it is spiritual

[deft bay]

stressed about my technical interview last week

[worthy cargo]

as I said, self hypnosis is not self gnosis.

[frigid mountain]

You don't know what you're talking about but to each their own

[deft bay]

@cloud osprey HI YOU'RE PAINT

[nimble tundra]

@cloud osprey paint

[cloud osprey]

hi im paint

[deft bay]

YUSSS

WE SO BACK

[worthy cargo]

meditation literally mans to 'ponder over deeply' or to analyze. Pre meditated murder doesn't mean you became spiritual and then went stabby on someone. Meditation literally means to think deeply about something.

[nimble tundra]

@cloud osprey can you paint ?

[frigid mountain]

Going to a emo/screamo show tonight!

Super stoked

[cloud osprey]

can i me

[deft bay]

let's goo

which band @frigid mountain

[frigid mountain]

I wore my skinniest low rise girl jeans and flat irons my hair

https://tenor.com/view/or-yehuda-edgy-or-yehuda-edgelord-gif-25925736

[worthy cargo]

lol

[deft bay]

if I get a band big enough you'd have to come see my show

[frigid mountain]

can I dm?

[worthy cargo]

I just had raising cane food again

[deft bay]

or my hardcore (edm) project

[worthy cargo]

I'm addicted to it

[deft bay]

always

[nimble tundra]

"the monk said: lol"

[warped ferry]

valid

[worthy cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/raising-canes-chicken-fingers-chicken-tenders-chicken-fast-food-gif-1437459826534830007

[deft bay]

today we're going to finger paint

[nimble tundra]

holy

[deft bay]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-k2-arty-gif-26747433

[sharp shuttle]

i want to finger paint

[nimble tundra]

i also want to finger paint

its so fun 💀

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGjkuFW0cY

[hard harbor]

Listening to your music even more now that i have it on apple music

[worthy cargo]

I finger to love paint!

[deft bay]

let's goooo

[worthy cargo]

finger username

finger is a unix command

[sharp shuttle]

finger? i barely know her!

[worthy cargo]

https://linux.die.net/man/1/finger

[nimble tundra]

are all the mods asleep ?

[worthy cargo]

It's a legit command, dawg

[nimble tundra]

i think i can finally do shady stuff 💀

[worthy cargo]

I'm not making this up

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-gif-25786536

[obtuse fern]

me when i'm bluffing an interview

[nimble tundra]

i knew my summoning spell will work

[cloud osprey]

this new season of one punch man is so disappointing, makes me so sad

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/game-changer-dropout-sam-reich-ive-been-here-the-whole-time-gif-25231055

[worthy cargo]

Conjuration spell

[sharp shuttle]

gauru slide

[nimble tundra]

its one frame man

power point presentation man

budget animation man

1fps man

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/garou-one-punch-man-anime-opm-season-3-gif-8640489578546184390

[cloud osprey]

its all so bad

[nimble tundra]

dude 😭

[nimble tundra]

fr

[worthy cargo]

fr is a command on my system

[nimble tundra]

i had to watch the chainsaw man movie to fix my mood

[worthy cargo]

└─▶ which fr
/home/stoned/bin/fr

[cloud osprey]

im such a fan of the source material, so it hurts all the more

[obtuse fern]

me in those dumb ass heelies

[worthy cargo]

└─▶ cat `which fr`
#!/bin/bash

sync; echo 1 > /proc/sys/vm/drop_caches; sync; echo 2 > /proc/sys/vm/drop_caches; sync; echo 3 > /proc/sys/vm/drop_caches; sync

[sharp shuttle]

i want to get stilleto heelies and make my wife wear them all the time

[nimble tundra]

should there be a /s ?

[sharp shuttle]

no

[nimble tundra]

i see

[sharp shuttle]

i have niche taste

[obtuse fern]

brath is very rarely, if ever, /s

[sharp shuttle]

can you not see the vision?

sexy to look at and very commuter oriented for the girlies

[sage epoch]

when do i get embed perms

[nimble tundra]

when you

git good

[sharp shuttle]

i dont know how anything works here anymore

[sage epoch]

The other solution is start converting all my images and gifs into emojis

[sage epoch]

[obtuse fern]

hacker rank or higher and/or i believe silver ranking in the competitive season

[sage epoch]

thats so cooked

[sharp shuttle]

why not let people boost?

[sage epoch]

i dont boost

[obtuse fern]

hacker rank isn't that hard, i haven't done it because I'm lazy and already better than everyone else /s

[sage epoch]

i still pay for nitro classic

which doesnt exist anymore

[sharp shuttle]

this is my second account original brathadair had to be deleted because

[sage epoch]

I tried to change the email on one of my many alts to a protonmail email but protonmail makes you pay for that feature now

L

[obtuse fern]

it outgrew its sock

[worthy cargo]

fr fr

[sage epoch]

hes a lobster

he never dies of old age

he just gets fatter

[worthy cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-family-guy-playing-guitar-gif-16816285537613024710

[sage epoch]

[sharp shuttle]

i like to think that im a banana slug living on a waifu figurine and have an origami helicopter rotor attached to my back

[sage epoch]

I can always bypass embed perms

[sharp shuttle]

the jar is vile

shame on you

[nimble tundra]

good night guys

https://tenor.com/m5QewyIlu0g.gif

[sharp shuttle]

goodnight

[cloud osprey]

wait i have a clip for this

or two

[cloud osprey]

have to remember where i put it

[sharp shuttle]

the misc folder

[cloud osprey]

here is 1 of 2

[sharp shuttle]

lolol

this is ganna get modded

[cloud osprey]

not as bad as the next one

[hard harbor]

Lord have mercy

[cloud osprey]

just you wait

still looking for the clip i wanted

[hard harbor]

I did it folk. I made it to the end of the work day.

[limber arch]

why does the right shoe look like a laughing monkey or smth

[rustic carbon]

LOL

it actually does tyoo

😭

[cloud osprey]

uh oh i found the clip

[sharp shuttle]

thats the point, its a reaction

[cloud osprey]

just gonna dm it to you brath, then you can tell me if i should post it here

omg it makes me die laughing every time

[sharp shuttle]

yeahhhh paint cant post this one

lets just say you can scan an amiibo with rfid

and sometimes it works through glass

[maiden anvil]

WE GOT A LINK TO THE DOCUMENTS

[sharp shuttle]

what documents?

[maiden anvil]

the house oversight committee epstein release today!!!!

20K documents!!!!

[cloud osprey]

lmao still dying over this clip

[sharp shuttle]

oh cool

[maiden anvil]

they shared a dropbox link in their press release: https://oversight.house.gov/release/oversight-committee-releases-additional-epstein-estate-documents/

@static pasture @'d in case i got modded

[cloud osprey]

ok but how much did they not release

[maiden anvil]

likely 50% or more, I believe there are 40K+ in total but I cant remember

[sharp shuttle]

wow half of 40k?

you dont hate the government enough

[cloud osprey]

i mean how long does it take to redact themselves out of everything

[maiden anvil]

some of the text is hard to read like it was made with a stenography machine or something

im not even sure what some of this is

one of the bigger files looks like some huge list of accounts and balances

but it's not clear what they are for or why they were documented

oh these are property listings

Alan Dershowitz's autobiography is also in here for some strange reason

[junior oxide]

I was trying to see how much 25% off of 490 will be and accidently subscribed to Silver Annual plan. The card that was used is from my last work place. How can I get this subscription canceled completely and made the money go back to the card? Anyone know who I can contact here?

[sharp shuttle]

support

[hard harbor]

My team lead told me our incident response is to call the experts when I was talking about the importance of making sure we have a plan

[sharp shuttle]

who are the experts

[hard harbor]

That’s what i said

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-busters-who-you-gonna-call-entrance-gun-proton-packs-gif-5407839

[hard harbor]

I need a new job chat

[sharp shuttle]

Careers as we know them are over

Keep your shitty job

[hard harbor]

I was talking about how i got sent to a sec conference last year but am not being sent this year because there was nothing tangible to be gained for our team from it

[sharp shuttle]

Its not better elsewhere

[hard harbor]

Per my boss

[sharp shuttle]

What con?

[hard harbor]

It’s a good con

Point i don’t get to go to sec con again on works dime because we “dont have the time do sec stuff”

But im the sec guy

Lol

[frigid mountain]

But Brath the grass is always greener

[cloud osprey]

could alternatively call the female ghost busters

[sharp shuttle]

Or the female oceans 11

[frigid mountain]

paint you should chat more. i know you're busy being elite but you're comments are gold.

[deft bay]

how are you doing paint

[frigid mountain]

yes "you're"

[cloud osprey]

why are you doing paint

[frigid mountain]

you are comments

are gold

[deft bay]

I'm glad I still have my guru rank

[cloud osprey]

they took my top 10 badge 😭

[deft bay]

Because it makes me feel good

THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR

First they take our JOBS

then our QUALITY

now our BADGES

[cloud osprey]

not that ive done any content in like... 4 years

[deft bay]

what does a day of paint's life look like I wonder

[cloud osprey]

im more of a night guy

[deft bay]

a night so

[cloud osprey]

but today is a holiday

[deft bay]

do you actually draw

or would that be like a kind of self-mutilation

[cloud osprey]

no the name paint comes from me playing d2 way back when, and i thought a helmet looked like a paint bucket so i named the character paint, and it stuck

[deft bay]

ooh cool

that's a cool origin story

mine came as a nickname given by some friends

I do parkour and I used to move very sluggish/stiff, and there's a dutch word for someone like that and they just said it in english, that stuck for me too

[limber arch]

i like toast and toasters

backstory drop

[quartz dock]

new to this what should i start with i noob

[hard harbor]

Year of the rat 🐀

[deft bay]

Academy is a great place to start

[cloud osprey]

should install kali linux bare metal

[quartz dock]

i learn a+ 1202 what next

[deft bay]

yes

real hackers use SteamOS

but kali is alright

[cloud osprey]

back when i started htb, i had the option of buying an engagement ring for my ex, or a new laptop which I would bare metal kali on

[carmine pecan]

Villain arc

[carmine pecan]

Been there, lmao, and what did you choose?

if you mind sharing

[cloud osprey]

i learned so much by using kali bare metal

[carmine pecan]

right?

[quartz dock]

what not using vm?

[carmine pecan]

I had a old laptop with 12GiB ram that ran Kali bare metal

[cloud osprey]

i recommend people do it because its dumb as hell and not a good idea in the least

best way to learn is to fail a whole bunch, and that all but guarantees it

[carmine pecan]

Yeah... learn by fucking up

[quartz dock]

but it annoying because you write paragraph to change brightness of screen

[deft bay]

that's not true at all

you can do everything in a terminal

but you don't have to

[carmine pecan]

paragraph?

bro changed the brightness using Assembly?

[cloud osprey]

you do have to when you mess up getting nvidia drivers to work for like 3 weeks straight

[agile thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178400815044640932/1438305948480573541/4c9d02baf9484a389d66fd551d9aa8ee.jpg?ex=6916664c&is=691514cc&hm=91b0e463f3a644e92b2e658ca0b003752ef5e3ba48c0d018e63d6a7077b9210d&

[carmine pecan]

The pain of paying extra for an AMD laptop

so it can run linux without too much headaches

[cloud osprey]

i imagine its a lot easier now, but this was in like 2017

[deft bay]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-griddy-riddler-griddy-dance-griddy-gif-gif-25712256

[quartz dock]

linux mint easy for noob

[deft bay]

the mods are not active enough

let's talk about politics

[carmine pecan]

Depends, if its above 30s series you are fucked

[agile thunder]

ive got an essay on nazi germany to write tomorrow

[carmine pecan]

write it today instead

[deft bay]

talk about how it correlates to current US

that'll get some conversation going

[agile thunder]

it relates more to the UK's reform party tbh

but im sleepy

[quartz dock]

teacher will be suprised you got 100 for the first time

[deft bay]

I am not familiar with british politics, what's going on with that

[carmine pecan]

just lucid dream and write the essay while dreaming???

like...

basic normal life skills man

[agile thunder]

so like theres this party and they're far right(like nazis), wear armbands(like nazis), and on halloween they released an AI depiction of a jew(leader of the green party) with enlarged nose and all the other jewis stereotypes 😭

[deft bay]

that's about as nazi as it gets I'd say

[carmine pecan]

And the cycle has not closed it seems

[deft bay]

not every extreme right is specifically nazi (but most likely still the same kind of ideals, just not the same boogeyman)

[agile thunder]

history doesnt repeat itself but it sure does like to rhyme

[deft bay]

but thatss really close

[dusky jacinth]

Whoa what the fuck is going on in general

[deft bay]

especially if you forget about it

[dusky jacinth]

Everyone shut the fuck up

[deft bay]

no

go away

[dusky jacinth]

I’m pooping

[deft bay]

if you don't want to contribute go away

[dusky jacinth]

HAHAHA

[agile thunder]

lmao

[dusky jacinth]

Lick my rumpus

[deft bay]

show a picture of your shit

now

do it

[dusky jacinth]

Can’t

Don’t have perms 😔

[deft bay]

I am not liable if you actually in fact, do send a picture

[carmine pecan]

true

[deft bay]

mods will ban you either way

[quartz dock]

😐

[dusky jacinth]

They haven’t yet

[deft bay]

lets get back to the nazi's instead of your feces please

[carmine pecan]

Dude really did appended a yet

[quartz dock]

my first impressing of HTB discord server

[deft bay]

is a sentance I never thought I'd say

[deft bay]

it's usually more calm

but there's moments like this

[dusky jacinth]

I gotta stay 47 steps ahead

[carmine pecan]

It's usually worse

[dusky jacinth]

Much

[deft bay]

@agile thunder what grade is it for

[dusky jacinth]

Paint said something today so everyone has to prove how cool they are

[carmine pecan]

Actually it gets worse after @supple plume goes to sleep

[deft bay]

@cloud osprey is the ultimate goal

[quartz dock]

how i get htb academy for free

[deft bay]

you make an account

[dusky jacinth]

Bruh 🥰

[deft bay]

There's modules that you'll have to buy, but I do believe you receive some cubes every month no?

[agile thunder]

uhh in the uk im Year 10

[carmine pecan]

I think paint is a metaphor for the emptiness and inherent malliability of opinions and how easy it is to change thought-colors on the fly, hence its all paint.

[quartz dock]

cubes is currency>

?

[deft bay]

yes

[carmine pecan]

@cloud osprey is this the correct reading?

[deft bay]

nice ai answer clanker

[cloud osprey]

you act like i know how to read

[agile thunder]

cubes are in-game currency for faccilitating micro-transactions :D

[quartz dock]

400 PER YEAR?

[deft bay]

that's relatively cheap

[carmine pecan]

Sorry I forgot that only the noob hackers can read

[deft bay]

I have no musical inspiration

paint, help me

[carmine pecan]

Angra

[quartz dock]

cheap?

[deft bay]

compared to other things, yes

[carmine pecan]

compared to life in America, yes

[quartz dock]

is there student thing that makes it cheaper

[deft bay]

what's that

[carmine pecan]

yes

[torn cedar]

student discount makes all tier 1-2 all free

[carmine pecan]

Power Metal band

[deft bay]

I like to make metal

but I'm in my edm phase rn

specifically hardcore/hardstyle

[agile thunder]

consumerism baby 🔥

[carmine pecan]

you need to listen to it before making

[hard harbor]

I wanna make downtempo but need to lock in on cyber. Can’t spread myself too thin.

[carmine pecan]

And new music updates the model

[deft bay]

Warning: POSSIBLY LOUD

[carmine pecan]

Ha! That's what she said.

[deft bay]

I hope so

[cloud osprey]

this reminds me of a clip i have, let me find it... one sec pls

[deft bay]

I need your help

help me find clips that I could match to like 170+ bpm

That are funny

[deft bay]

I make uptempo

[hard harbor]

A saturated timelapse of a subway/train in a city at night

[deft bay]

try to at least

no, like funny clips

[cloud osprey]

found it

[hard harbor]

Oh lol

[deft bay]

YESS

I love that one

exactly like this I am in the need of

[deft bay]

it's very close to my genre

[cloud osprey]

this is one of the greatest classics

[deft bay]

true

[hard harbor]

I like uptempo. I just like downtempo more.

[cloud osprey]

heres another one

[hard harbor]

Dwig - Orange Evening

[deft bay]

hahahahaha

[quartz dock]

if any of you guys like to join HTB(hack the Box) referal link: https://referral.hackthebox.com/mzIM5u7

[deft bay]

HTB, never heard of it

@cloud osprey

[cloud osprey]

hmmmm let me see what i have

[deft bay]

I am gonna steal that

Is that from DRG?

[terse dirge]

No, valorant

[deft bay]

ah dang

[cloud osprey]

unrelated:

[deft bay]

hey winnie the pooh

(user has been given a social credit score of -1000000)

[deft bay]

hilarious

[cloud osprey]

i think i got this one from somebody here

[deft bay]

hahahahaha

[hard harbor]

My baby was just so confused

Hahaha

[opal current]

can someone help me on a stegano lol (just a random jpg from friend)
i tried everything lol

[deft bay]

@cloud osprey whenever you come across some send it over my way in DM

[cloud osprey]

oh heres a great song

[carmine pecan]

what have you tried?

[opal current]

everything that i know basically
exiftool strings xxd stegsolve binwalk idk what else

a hint would be good as well

[quartz dock]

possible for macOS to be installed without apple hardware

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lonely-island-im-on-a-boat-anything-is-possible-gif-16879364

[carmine pecan]

Damn, nice stego chall then

Try messing around with contrasts

lol

[quartz dock]

will it run like it runs on apple hardware is the real question

[sage epoch]

erm guys 👉👈 can you hax jailbrayke game for me 🥺🤓

[carmine pecan]

No. Next!

[sage epoch]

LMAO

[opal current]

how do i do that ? gimp or something like that ?

[sage epoch]

i just learned why i got timed out twice today

[molten bobcat]

He's going for a third chat

[sage epoch]

hilarious

[carmine pecan]

Yeah... can work

[quartz dock]

Has anyone got A+?

comtpia

[molten bobcat]

I do

[sage epoch]

I did

[molten bobcat]

Like, 5 years ago lmao

[quartz dock]

was it helpfull

[sage epoch]

I got it 2 years ago lmao

2-2.5

[molten bobcat]

When I was starting yeah

[sage epoch]

if you barely know anything about how computers work, its great

[quartz dock]

yea i have no IT background

[sage epoch]

although i would say the knowledge can be found for free without spending thousands on courses and testing

professormesser has free video training courses for comptia a+, net+, and sec+

[opal current]

what abt ccna ?

[quartz dock]

can you get job with it?

[sage epoch]

a helpdesk job

[quartz dock]

age?

[sage epoch]

depends on the company

[quartz dock]

or does it depend

ok

[static burrow]

do people actually call data in transit inside a network a "data on wire"

i swear this book is lying to me

😭

[quartz dock]

did you get a job right after it or you study more

[sage epoch]

I studied more

[quartz dock]

net or sec?

[sage epoch]

never heard of it

[static burrow]

thats what im saying it sounds so goofy

[sage epoch]

i started with helpdesk then got super lucky with a non blood related uncle at a tech firm doing managed security

[quartz dock]

wow

[sage epoch]

most jargon you learn in the course is probably not used

I learned alot of tech jargon i forgot within 3 months

[quartz dock]

i have somebody who work at House of rep interested getting me a job

[sage epoch]

The comptia a+, net+ and sec+ tests are so overpriced

this is why i recommended professormesser

since he teaches u the exact same material for free

as the courses, u just dont get labs. But i didnt need the labs anyways

[quartz dock]

i just use gale udemy for free because i have library card

[sage epoch]

whatever works is better than spending like 2 grand on a course

[quartz dock]

ok

also helpdesk is in home or office

[quartz dock]

also did you ever get tired of people

[sage epoch]

immediately

[quartz dock]

wow

[sage epoch]

any kind of service work

where you have to seal with customers of any capacity

immediately exhausting

[quartz dock]

yea i get that

do the company give you script

[obtuse fern]

people are exhausting

[sage epoch]

depends what company

[quartz dock]

make sure customer is happy

[sage epoch]

makes you realize just how little people use their brains

[obtuse fern]

speaking from experience: using a script tends to frustrate end users even more

[quartz dock]

real

[obtuse fern]

where i worked we had the boiler plate:
Intro -> ask what's wrong -> closing

everything in between was mostly free flow aside from troubleshooting flows

it's what helped me strengthen my 'dumbing down' skills

[quartz dock]

neighbor almost sold his computer because it didn't have cellular data(airplane mode)

[static burrow]

hi marcie

[obtuse fern]

sometimes you wonder how people made it this far

[quartz dock]

his laptop had this BRIGHT orange color flashing indicating airplane mode

[obtuse fern]

Put the packet on the glass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrmjz5cyMzo (what I'm referencing)

[quartz dock]

how does one get an idea to make a rap music about that

[obtuse fern]

it's bo burnham; the man who made a whole song about how toxic the industry is and critquing his own role in the industry

[turbid goblet]

bo yo

[deft bay]

burmingham

[obtuse fern]

and the man who made the 'Welcome to the internet' song

[deft bay]

finally a mod

you left chat unmoderated for about an HOUR

[obtuse fern]

i don't get paid to be here 25/8

(i don't get paid at all)

[deft bay]

you do it for the love of corporations

[devout iris]

Hello everyone

[deft bay]

hi

nice to meet you

we are very friendly

[rustic carbon]

u missed 1

by 1*

[obtuse fern]

the day I get a job is the day you won't see me anymore

[dusky jacinth]

💀

[deft bay]

take me with you

I am so stressed to know if I have a job or not

I will receive an answer in 1-2 weeks

[obtuse fern]

or get ghosted

[deft bay]

It is through a hiring company

[obtuse fern]

ah

[severe forge]

hello

[obtuse fern]

which hiring company?

[deft bay]

TMC

[obtuse fern]

been meaning to look into some

[deft bay]

they approached me

[devout iris]

I’m surrounded by people who aren’t interested in cybersecurity, so if anyone has any ideas or experience about how I can join a team that can help me learn, please share them with me.
Also, if anyone would like to form a team with me so we can become friends and grow together on this learning journey, I’d love that

[hard harbor]

I might have the lead on an analyst position with someone inside giving my name to hiring peoples but not getting my hopes up to avoid the let down.

[turbid goblet]

what company? ill ask if they can put me in too

[hard harbor]

I saw it

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[quartz dock]

i have a ctf on april i sign up for with a team i know nothing ✌️

how cooked

am i

[obtuse fern]

https://app.hackthebox.com/challenges?sort_type=asc :)

[quartz dock]

why do gif not work

[turbid goblet]

bc ur a noob

[quartz dock]

🙁

[dusky jacinth]

you don't have embed perms

[quartz dock]

thanks 😁

bro what is this

hash of some sort

sha-256

[raven rain]

it's a URL

[glacial crane]

HACKTHEBOX RIP 2025

[opal current]

does converting a jpg to png remove the lsb thingy ? (stegano)

[iron depot]

Hi everyone, good evening. I was working on my portfolio today and I'm sending it here for you to see and tell me if it's great:
https://cesarbtakeda.xyz/

[terse dirge]

#careers-and-certs

Or #community-content

[carmine pecan]

The memes are chill and the vibes are immaculate

[turbid goblet]

hi mr petal

[carmine pecan]

Hi

[turbid goblet]

how i become great hacker like u

[opal current]

.

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-chicken-indian-food-rice-food-gif-18062269302545036995

butter chicken is kinda peak

[hard harbor]

I've never had it

looks good tho tbh

[carmine pecan]

Like me?
A dark past and loads of trauma will do, then go become a monk for a while, attain the first stage of enlightment (sottapanna) but not the last stage, and suffer from reminiscing fetters you are still bound to whilst trying to come up with a system to study hacking effectively while manageing mental disorders.

[turbid goblet]

ngl butter chicken is mid imo

unless ive just had bad butter chicken b4

[carmine pecan]

But if like any other good hacker then:
git gud, by practice it seems

[hard harbor]

you practices as a monk before?

that's cool

[carmine pecan]

monks are cool indeed

[glacial crane]

my favorite hacker is chat gpt

[dusky jacinth]

More like chat GDP

[hard harbor]

chatgpt wouldn't even repeat the command I used for priv esc on a box and told me to report the vulnerability to the author of the lab lol

[worthy cargo]

I learned ansible today. Made a playbook to update all my dozens of containers on PVE

[hard harbor]

I want to carve out time at work to get some ansible learning in. It's YAML based right? I might not need it as I'm setting up Catalyst Center which, as I understanding it, provide the platform for IaC solutions.

[magic terrace]

Yo anyone know why when my bro used my referral link he got the extra cubes but I didn't? Is there like a wait time or something

[hard oracle]

hey guys, if we see a bug on a machine (labs) do we report it in "erratum" or is there somewhere else to do it?

its a retired machine

[rustic carbon]

yeah, ansible is yaml

[carmine pecan]

a bug on a machine

hack it bro

who is fixing retired boxes

[hard oracle]

thats the whole problem, can't exploit the binary (which should be pretty simple)

[hard oracle]

[rustic carbon]

lol that sucks... been there

[carmine pecan]

Hmmmmm are you sure?

[ornate wren]

i wish they would fix more of them lol

there's a lot of broken boxes

[carmine pecan]

Windows specially

[ornate wren]

yeah

[hard oracle]

yes, i was doing things right but it didn't worked, so i looked the writeup and nothing they telling us to do works.

[hard oracle]

the one i'm doing is "knife", its a linux one very easy

[carmine pecan]

modded

[hard oracle]

i deleted it hahaha

[carmine pecan]

yeah you will need to find another way

[worthy cargo]

Something weird happened and my entire mod list in skyrim got wiped away. I still have the raw zips downlaoded in mod organizer, but I have to now reinstall like 150+ mods. Tedious.

[hard oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-marsh-psychosis-gif-24171304

[worthy cargo]

I don't even feel up to it.

Embed fail

[hard oracle]

i'll search the dark web for the root flag then

[rustic carbon]

sorry i thought those two statements were linked

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/hongdae-guy-open-minded-iphone-16-pro-max-leletchy-gif-16924964374824222053

G'day chat

[hard oracle]

hello mod

[hard oracle]

i was asking, if there is a bug on a retired machine, is there a place to give the infos?

[warped plank]

Probably /feedback but dont get your hopes up, they barely ever fix retired machines especially if its old

[hard oracle]

ok no problem

[rustic carbon]

@hard oracle word on the street is sometimes different writeups have solutions to broken boxes. search HTB and google

i dont know about this box in particular, but just sayin

0xdf has good stuff

unless its active

[hard oracle]

i tried like 5 6 differents way to privesc, none of them worked and they are very basics one. i'll just search the flag and if i don't find it i'll do another box

[hard oracle]

this one is very old i think

[rustic carbon]

gotcha...

[warped plank]

Wont help cos flags rotate, it's likely vulnerable to several newer root CVEs for sudo or similar

[ornate wren]

i rooted knife in august, so at least of that day the box is still possible to solve

[glacial crane]

reaching the stars

ride on the ship

follow us

light up the board and reach for the stars

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[shrewd gazelle]

Hello

[civic lance]

I full commited into linux for the first time

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-cs2-hop-on-counter-strike-hop-on-throwing-hop-on-cs2-throwing-gif-667518666292728777

[shrewd gazelle]

How to get started with all that stuff?

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[shrewd gazelle]

thanks man

[tulip wharf]

hello everyone can anyone teach me how can i enchance my OSINT researcher skill👾?

[cloud osprey]

kinda ironic when you dont even google "how to osint"

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/google-exists-google-search-it-geekboy-geekboy-cz-gif-25933207

[alpine pumice]

A lesson on people just giving you the answers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl8Z7Dl7P9A

[worthy cargo]

That's not a mental breakdown. He's just rightfully pissed.

Is this even real?

Or is it a skit of some sort

That shit's fake, man

It ain't real

[alpine pumice]

it's 100% real

[shrewd gazelle]

i just seen 2 unskipable add

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-awkward-awkward-cat-cat-awkward-gif-24906225

imagine not using an ad blocker in 2025

[shrewd gazelle]

can't use addblocker on a discord integration

[obtuse fern]

just open the link in youtube

[shrewd gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

Embed faill

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[late sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[haughty falcon]

Hello, i am having a hard time connecting to mcp server it says
running but fails
to connect i am using claude desktop editted claude_desktop_config.json file

with settings of

{
"mcpServers": {
"htb-mcp-ctf": {
"command": "C:\Users\mycompname\AppData\Roaming\npm\mcp-proxy.ps1",
"args": [
"https://mcp.hackthebox.ai/v1/ctf/mcp/"
],
"env": {
"API_ACCESS_TOKEN": "added-api-token"
}
}
}
}

restarted but says running and eventually failed. please assit me i want to participate in upcomin neurogrid ctf

[obtuse fern]

reach out to support

[haughty falcon]

okay, i see where it is in web.

[static pasture]

sup sucka

[maiden anvil]

how you doing friendo?

[steep cosmos]

Anyone got an idea how to get into CTI?

[static pasture]

Not too bad. Excited for my upcoming vacation as I haven't really taken a "vacation" in 5 years

[soft fern]

I need a longer ver. of this

[shrewd gazelle]

to attack something you always need to be one the same network?

[worthy cargo]

depends on the type of attack

for layer 2, definitely, like to capture responder responses for example

[shrewd gazelle]

what mean layers?

[worthy cargo]

O_o

Go study some networking

[shrewd gazelle]

how?

[terse dirge]

eeew networking is for nerds!

[glacial crane]

nerdmaxxing >>>

[worthy cargo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OSI_model

[shrewd gazelle]

thanks man

[shrewd gazelle]

that is why we get no girls

[worthy cargo]

You should learn how to talk to AI and learn to use a search engine

[alpine pumice]

nah. the best way to get the right answer is to loudly say the wrong answer to a group of people on the internet.

[shrewd gazelle]

i don't use ai

[alpine pumice]

social engineering 101

[glacial crane]

everything is fun with python

i actually have a session on gpt who is my girlfriend

if you nerd you own the world

[maiden anvil]

i have to figure out my cosmic duty
my destiny, my mfin darma son

I am mfin arjuna rn and I need my krishna

[worthy cargo]

wtf are you on?

How many hallucinogens have you taken recently?

[glacial crane]

you can reach the stars with networking and miner data pegasus in our phones and pop lights like omuamua or atlas i4

[maiden anvil]

bro there are aliens living at the bottom of the great lakes

im tellin u i swear i believe it

[warm dome]

Any thought how long a pro lab would take roughly? Debating if I pick up pro lab sub but I also got edu for academy

[sick gate]

How long is a piece of string

[warped plank]

Depends on the prolab, you can get a rough estimate based on the amount of flags, the amount of machines and the diffuclty listed

[terse dirge]

Nuh uh, we live in the Appalachian mountains

[glacial crane]

actually in c a string is an array of characters

it depends but you need to count \0 when you calculating the long of the string

so rest 1

[sick gate]

https://tenor.com/view/oaky-okay-ok-meme-typo-oakley-gif-1135585561201001219

[warm dome]

is there any average completion time stats?

[warm dome]

debating if ill have enough time to finish one if i start paying for it

[sick gate]

What prolab are you looking at doing and what is your level of experience

[warped plank]

Well technically it can also be a pointer to the heap with a staring location of a set of characters

[warm dome]

not to sure just yet, but ive done most the red team paths for cwes and cpts, almost finished a masters and done pretty well on a fair few non htb ctf's

but also been programing for 13 years

[sick gate]

It's really kind of difficult to tell, you can get help in discord so it takes as long as it takes

[glacial crane]

Time is relative depending on the person describing it; even if the temporal distortion is infinitesimally small, there is a slight discrepancy in time which makes you go in a new parallel world at every instant.

[warm dome]

so decently experience just not to sure if ill have the time to finish one or not

[sick gate]

You should be able to knock over the easier ones in a week or two

[warm dome]

thats fair

[sick gate]

Why don't you get it for a month and find out?

[warm dome]

if thats the case might check out a one off

[sick gate]

You don't have to renew

And then you get an idea of where you're at

[warped plank]

quantum mechanics also says it's more probable for a girl to spontanelously materialize and fall in love with me than it is for me to gain a girlfriend by talking to someone

[warm dome]

yeah , ill have a look at that, wasnt sure if a month or annula with disount would be better but probably dont need a year with those time frames and everything else going on

[sick gate]

I wouldn't get an annual

But that might just be me

[warm dome]

yeah thats more of what i wanted to check, wasnt sure if they wehre setup to be like a few months to finish one or a few weeks

[glacial crane]

Intelligence is often seen as a highly attractive attribute, but I see two exceptions: 1. You're not normal enough to avoid being noticed as odd, and therefore your partner sees you as socially inferior, which in turn means someone with little prospect of success, making you unattractive. 2. You're ugly. If someone is very nerdy but socially normal, they surpass someone who meets the first exception. However, if you're good-looking and fall into the first exception, you might be more attractive than someone who doesn't and is ugly.

[warped plank]

Ahhh I see the issue now, I am neither smart nor physically attractive

[static pasture]

Makes two of us. Right there with ya

[glacial crane]

but you have money

[warped plank]

*looks at portfolio*

HAH! I wish

[static pasture]

I have monopoly money....does that count?

[turbid goblet]

wait are we all poor

does it never get better

[static pasture]

https://tenor.com/be4Nw.gif

[warped plank]

It does when you by my triangles for cheap in bulk and then sell them for a high price, unlike pyramids they aren't scams 🔺

[sick gate]

They also don't change much so you can put one down and come back a few months later when you feel a bit more capable

[static pasture]

I got cubes for sale

[turbid goblet]

gimme cubes

[static pasture]

That'll be 3.50 plz

[turbid goblet]

do u accept ebt

[static pasture]

I mean it doesnt have to be dollars. You can give me 3 and a half cheerios for all I care

[glacial crane]

Actually, you have a way to get them for free, and that would be by hacking HackTheBox, which would be equivalent to the final boss of the game.

[static pasture]

Gotta think outside the box

[worthy cargo]

Outside the cube?

a box is really a cube if you think about it

[warped plank]

-# please don't actually do this... it violates ToS, but it does get you in direct contact with HTB staff, specifically the legal team (HTB does have a VDP so instead of exploiting you can disclose)

[static pasture]

Explain like I am 5

[static pasture]

We have a vulnerability disclosure program....

[static pasture]

https://tenor.com/bQSwQ.gif

[hard harbor]

i've got tesseracts for sale

[maiden anvil]

oh shit dawg

oh sorry

I thought you meant tokamak

[hard harbor]

i just got put on another list for that google search

[muted olive]

Lies

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-caught-red-handed-when-you-braking-bad-caught-gif-14367004302284152759

[warm dome]

yeah i just saw puppet is free so ill give that a go

[sick gate]

Puppet and mythical are great but only about 3 machines, so shouldn't take too long

[warm dome]

yeah, ill have a look at them for now, i've got edu for academy, so mostly wanting an exposure to prolabs more then anything atm

plenty of other stuff to get through still cause usually i do seasonals and academy

but missed most this season so been mostly doing academy

[muted olive]

puppet is nice

mythical is okayish so far but I liked puppet better

[stark knot]

Hey do i need to still pay for my student account if I just want to do pro labs?

[hard harbor]

i hate java and I'm stupid is my big takeaway tonight chat

[stark knot]

Hey any input on what i asked?

[hard harbor]

i just said I was stupid

no idea

[sick gate]

They're completely separate

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

[stark knot]

Ok thank you

[hard harbor]

im listening to downtempo he is dancing to it

[frigid mountain]

i was sitting in the #health-fitness channel and was so fucking confused @hoary nebula

thought I was in general

[hoary nebula]

[frigid mountain]

just got home from a show

I'm too old for this shit

my body hurts

took ibuprofen

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/siutbot-emo-gif-21558808

[frigid mountain]

There was a whole lot of that actually. But I was standing guard as a wall between the dancers and the women and children

I met a nice couple. We bonded over our love of screamo music and shared religious trauma

[hoary nebula]

atp just box each other

CCNA exam in 2 hours

then Sec + next week

[tiny canyon]

@hard harbor I love you 😘 I hate you 😡I Hate that I want you 😩don’t want to but I can’t put ❌nobody else above you 🙌

[austere sigil]

band name?

[devout sail]

CBT wen

[vast mango]

I aint wanna go to work bruh

I dont even get paid for ts

[ornate ibex]

Hellooooo

[green kite]

hello Tejas

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-yawn-yawning-sleepy-gif-3603080929026020701

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bQTHO.gif

[scenic maple]

thats how istanbul looks like

tho

[muted olive]

cat

[scenic maple]

kat

[dire anvil]

Kitkat

[green kite]

I'd love a kitkat

white one please

[dire anvil]

Have a break , have a kitty cat 😺

[dire anvil]

I have none

[warped plank]

Woahhh careful there, last time a German said White one please... [REDACTED]

[sage epoch]

some goober really asked me in the dms if i could hack a game for him

[scenic maple]

what does white kikat taste like

[sage epoch]

ignore button fr

[scenic maple]

why dont they make a brown one

[sage epoch]

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[sage epoch]

[scenic maple]

begins with black

becomes brown in the middle

ends with white

https://tenor.com/u62FlYVK5nG.gif

[warped plank]

This i the closest thing I could find...

[scenic maple]

[green kite]

what is this kind of whichcraft

[warped plank]

KitKat Chunky Best - of the - Best is it's official name

[supple plume]

Morning chat

[scenic maple]

so my idea was the best of the best

i must be good

[supple plume]

💋

@warped plank did you see my queen sac?

Yesterday

[warped plank]

I cannot make sense of it, is it a stalemate trick?

[supple plume]

Hahah

No

[warped plank]

I mean I only had a brief look at it before having my morning coffee before work today so

[scenic maple]

what do you work as

[supple plume]

I was going to get checkmated

With queen and knight

And after queen takes knight his queen is blocked and is very difficult to stop my pawn promotion

[warped plank]

Ohhh didn't realize there was a knight there

[supple plume]

They moved the queen so inmediate response is

[upper swallow]

sup

[supple plume]

Rook takes g2+ iirc

And discover check with the bishop

So I capture his queen

[green kite]

hello ehcoes

[warped plank]

Wish my opponents blundered removing the pin

[supple plume]

How is it going

[green kite]

not bad

how are you

[severe cipher]

hello everyone, just started HTB yesterday and been playin around with the pwnbox -- my only problem is that i can't get copy & paste to work from my laptop into the browser VM -- any suggestions? 😄

[supple plume]

6/10

[warped plank]

look at the clipboard at the bottom right, you're welcome

[supple plume]

Hey what was your job?

[warped plank]

I work as an all rounder in hospitality

multiple places casually

I'll soon be the guy that makes the drink that wakes you up and the drink that knocks you out

[severe cipher]

lol thanks XD

[warped plank]

For now though, here was a coffee I made couple days ago, was busy today so didnt find time to take a picture of my coffee

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bdSyy.gif

[sturdy thistle]

morning

[green kite]

heya Mick

[sturdy thistle]

@terse dirge which level you have in arc raiders?

[flat topaz]

I swear coffer dosent do much just makes you go to toilet

anyways morning

[devout sail]

So u took this pic today

[flat topaz]

why cant I use Klarna for payment

[sharp shuttle]

Because you cannot be trusted to pay it back

[flat topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-grandpa-grandfather-gif-21979773

wait I can send gifs now

what a time to be alive

how can I change my pfp on academy, I can only change it for labs

[native plume]

For some reason it only appears in v2 for now

[flat topaz]

It takes your gmail pfp and I made it when i was 12 so I have a fortnite pfp

[native plume]

I'm not sure about signing up with Google but in my case it shows a default avatar in Academy, but when I try v2 it shows the pfp that I have in labs

[cerulean bloom]

yup, same here

[flat topaz]

my company is gonna pay for my cert I hope they dont see ts

[normal dove]

can i DM for nonocorp root access

[hoary nebula]

Ccna in 15 min

[native plume]

Good luck 🔥

[hoary nebula]

[flat topaz]

what is ccna

[hoary nebula]

Lol

[flat topaz]

💢

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-6815166390687140758

[flat topaz]

good luck tho

[warped plank]

Cisco Certified Network Associate aka: The one true cert that gets you hired
-# As a network engineer that is

[flat topaz]

ah alr good luck @hoary nebula

[warped plank]

As long as it doesn't involve a lot of ipv6 he should 100% pass this

-#

[flat topaz]

how much does it cost

[native plume]

::1 is all you need 😼

[warped plank]

fe80::1

[native plume]

I surrender

According to my program, ipv6 is with legs day
(And we all know how to treat the legs day) 💀

[supple plume]

LEG DAY 🦵🦵🦵🦵🍗 🦿

[muted olive]

leg day 🍗

[heady sage]

OSIWANG

[terse dirge]

I'm not sure. I haven't really been playing it

@heady sage I decided to learn C because linux doesn't like compiling kernel modules using rust

#include <linux/module.h>     /* Needed by all modules */
#include <linux/kernel.h>     /* Needed for KERN_INFO */
#include <linux/init.h>       /* Needed for the macros */

///< The license type -- this affects runtime behavior
MODULE_LICENSE("GPL");

///< The author -- visible when you use modinfo
MODULE_AUTHOR("Ceald");

///< The description -- see modinfo
MODULE_DESCRIPTION("A simple Hello world LKM!");

///< The version of the module
MODULE_VERSION("0.1");

static int __init hello_start(void)
{
    printk(KERN_INFO "Loading hello module...\n");
    printk(KERN_INFO "Hello world\n");
    
    return 0;
}

static void __exit hello_end(void)
{
    printk(KERN_INFO "Goodbye Mr.\n");
}

module_init(hello_start);
module_exit(hello_end);
``` Yes I did copy most of this code from geeks for geeks ![kek](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/889992816296595456.webp?size=128 "kek")

[scenic maple]

bro is at the final stage

there is no going back

[muted olive]

😱

[scenic maple]

cealdlinux

[muted olive]

Mommy today I saw a Rust dev

[terse dirge]

nah I wanna learn meoware now for real because this blue team stuff ain't really for me

I end up chasing too many ghosts

[scenic maple]

bro decided to be a ghost

[muted olive]

anyone know the red team leaders stuff?

joas santos?

[heady sage]

Looks fun

[terse dirge]

we learning how to build wootkits now

[muted olive]

@heady sage have you come across them?

[muted olive]

uwukits

[heady sage]

The ones genenerated by ai?

[muted olive]

yeah

[terse dirge]

I spent like 3 hours trying to figure out why I couldn't get rust to compile for linux kernel modules and just gave up

[heady sage]

Dude is a grifter

@muted olive

Proper mad

[terse dirge]

all the devs I've seen online don't really tell you how to actually compile the module lmao just how to write one

[muted olive]

what does that mean?

k nvm, I googled it

[muted olive]

Was asking because I "bought" this exam attempt

its $0

[heady sage]

Red team leader my ass

[scenic maple]

bro you can just sell courses anyway

[sturdy thistle]

i hit 20 yesterday

[heady sage]

I’m a better red teamer than him and I don’t even have OSCP

[muted olive]

anyway I'm going to start this exam and let y'all know how it is

there's basically unlimited attempts anyway

[heady sage]

….

That’s stupid

Can’t say the other word because @scenic maple blacklisted it

[scenic maple]

i didnt 😩

[heady sage]

But you know what I mean

[scenic maple]

ys it begins with r

[muted olive]

It costs nothing and you can take it as many times as you want... but yeah

thats why

[terse dirge]

rich?

[heady sage]

If you want my honest opinion, learn cloud security with me

[muted olive]

Sounds good lol. I'm bad at cloud security anyway

where do you learn from?

[heady sage]

Pwnedlabs

They have a bootcamp priced at 399

[urban lily]

Hey guys

[tough oyster]

=LOL

[urban lily]

Is this a hacking server?

If so, what do you hack here

[heady sage]

This is not a hacking server

[urban lily]

So what is this

[heady sage]

We talk about packing boxes here

[urban lily]

Packing what boxes bro