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One piece ahhh gif
I’m taking Azure Fundamentals right now
funny how i paid for so many school tuition stuff and clg but what i actually used to make money i learned for free
Egre was kind enough to help me out start in my cloud journey
no
So I have a cloud security bootcamp to do
you know you could be a very good T shaped hacker
A "T-shaped hacker" is
a hybrid of a specialist and a generalist, with deep expertise in one area (the vertical line of the "T") and a broad understanding of many other related fields (the horizontal line). This allows them to be highly effective in a collaborative environment, like an agile development team, because they can contribute deeply to their specialty while also understanding how their work connects to other disciplines
aT shaped deez nuts
T shaped developer 🫵 🪞
If you like cloud security which you should
Did you know that azure uses a distribution of kubernetes
pay
Free if paid for lol
you have 50 cubes for free just paying 5$
u cant gift cubes
just play seasonal boxes and get a rank then get free cubes that way
thankls
when is the next cube talk
friday
every friday
You just have to believe Tangen…
how did someone get the user within 6 min on that one
belive what
ill take more than a week
to do
Beleive in hive mind
itll be gone by the time i finish
Next will be easy ig
I didn’t, thanks for telling me
did anyone else here do this weeks machine
is it hard?
till now ive only done like 4 easy 1 medium
you could try joining a team
what does that do for me
you can collab with teammates to hack the machine
ahhh
if u create a team of 100 members, you can hack the box
thats smart but who would wanna team with me who could i possibly help
ive been hacking it solo this entire time 🙁
is doing the certs worth it
idk
idk
How else you gonna learn
Certs atleast set the goal 💀
some teams accept beginners
probably not
but i get bored and have disposable income
sets a nice little challenge for myself
which cert is best for webaps
probably the web ones
Cwes or something?
that info you can find it in htb website
i started this weeks machine imma lyk when i finish e z
I'm going to work...
have fun
well im at work rn and im doing machines
sounds fulfilling
how lucky
arc raiders is so fun
I mean its just an apprenticeship so I dont get paid that much but ye they support me doing hack the box theyre gonna pay for me to do a cert
still very lucky I wish I had something like that
please don't waste that chance 💪
thanks : ) will not
The AD chains are very good
Real
esp solo
i mean it's supposed to be an extraction shooter but solo is soooooo damn nice
no one is shooting you 
Everyone is super friendly. It's awesome
yesterday was fun too i was like "don't shoot" i got killed by someone and a 3rd raider took revenge and revived me lol
i laughed so hard about it
how many hours u have in the game
2.7k hours in oblivion
😄
That's a 112 days of non stop play.
24 hours but that's not realistic.
I probably played it a few hours a day
Was it worth it
hello
I didn't play it that much actually. I had it setup on linux where you launch oblivion in steam and it launches mod organizer, which launches oblivion with mods. I didnt' play the game, but since it launched mod organizer which just sat there, it counted up hours.
gemini or claude?
claude
u creating POC and im looking at weird words xD
hey guys :)
like tf is this suppoed to do xD
@native plume your item
and @hoary nebula u need this?
Depends
i need to send a picture
ok #starting-point probably
it says it is up
add -Pn and try
😄
Mclovin
😄
"It was either that or Mohamed!"
we should be paied by 1st nov
yesterday was holiday
its hard to ignore it if you're pockets are empty and you need to pay rent
but thank god i paid half the months rent and my land lord is quite understanding
ngl
quite an awsome guy
when i explained to him he said, its fine dont dont stress yourself
oh his knees
sir my knees hurt
it's from all the begging

🧎♂️➡️🧎♂️🧎➡️🧎🧎♀️➡️🧎♀️
pause no diddy

🫄
it's 421 am here
🫃
🫃
I'm about to start doing the shit I should do when I wake up early
who tf allowed this emoji and not seahorse
like move my body some and also meditate
at first i would've asked if this a pregnant women with short hair, but the emote literally says pregnant_man
SOME MEN CAN GET PREGGERS!
nuts
🫃🫄🤰
chat can man get pregnant ?
he failed biology lmao
therefore true
@scenic maple get ready

exaactly
dan only speak facs
lets test
checkmate, atheists
scientists are paid off by big pharma
tests are falsified
emojis don't lie
internet dont lie also

Dan show them that thumb
brb

Answer:
In general, cisgender men (those assigned male at birth) cannot get pregnant because they don’t have a uterus or ovaries. However, some transgender men and nonbinary people who were assigned female at birth can become pregnant if they still have a uterus and functioning ovaries.
So biologically, pregnancy is possible for anyone with a uterus, regardless of their gender identity.```
i cringed reading this

man cant get pregnant gay man cant get pregnant, women role playing as man can get pregnant
hmm
thank you for comming to my ted talk
||NOT||
the internet don't lie
||NEIN||
you're in denial of the Matrix, sirs
please dont wipp me
a topic i should avoid
in fact, I bet one of you is pregnant right now and don't even know
noooooo

@tame gust how far along are you? 🫃
birth rates are in decline
exactly
gotta repopulate the earth
why?
tbh i strongly believe its because everything is expensive thats the main reason
Genghis Khan did a pretty good job of populating the Earth.
like a man with proper job can only feed himself let alone 2 others
i'll be the next one, everyone finna be good looking
you fool
ok thx

blink if you hear me
Could you please speak advanced English?
*breasts
female mammary glands
Salutations Sir, how art thou upon thine divine beginning of the daily solar revolution
Very good
May you find yourself thoroughly occupied savoring the full measure of your own essence.
I trust your commencement of the diurnal solar cycle is progressing commensurate with optimal expectations. I am faring well with requisite efficiency, thank you.
Aaaaah
bro used chatgpt
anyway, gemini was too smart it still disagreed
use thesaurus instead
I'll look up into it
I use grok when I don't want to be hit with guardrails
Sus item 💀
I had headache yesterday yes
Now I'm beetter
Thank you
Microsoft Cloud Red Team Professional may be the hardest exam ill ever take
I know next nothing about cloud
API Pentesting? nah.🙅♂️
start diggin in your API twin. 👾
SDIYAT
ONG
Thank you I will

@wraith anvil dude i can smell you lurking
big sniiff
hmm he is a much more professional lurker than i could have anticipated
i know hes lurking because he smells like rigatoni and tomato paste

@native plume @warped plank
Niiice
Really brilliant move
The guy just left, not even resigned
lmao you crushed his dreams 😭 🔥
You can win the queen back and you're up a rook and a bishop
Smooth endgame
Yes, that or mate in 8
Yes I didn't calculate the mate
I didn't either
This sac is fire fr
Basically the white queen gets stuck and pawn goes to promote otherwise
🤨
Oh yeah that too

Wait I'm so dumb I just realized the rook is pinned
Horsies are scary in closed positions fr
Yeah so I had the rook pined and their idea was to take with the queen and checkmate on Qe7
Protected with the knight
Alright for sure 🔥
NNN is a perfect time for a new JS framework 💀
https://github.com/Snapchat/Valdi
GitHub
Valdi is a cross-platform UI framework that delivers native performance without sacrificing developer velocity. - Snapchat/Valdi
🤨 

soon dw
it can take a few hours 🙂 if you wanna speed it up, try to re-link your account
glad someone other than me here listens to phil collins stuff 
classics are awesome
of course it looks like the stupidest react shit
@supple plume I am fighting with yarn
PUPPETEER_SKIP_CHROMIUM_DOWNLOAD=1 yarnpkg packages:build
yarn run v1.22.22
$ yarn --cwd=$npm_package_config_source packages:build
$ yarn dsm:build && yarn shared:build && yarn measurement:build && yarn catalog-volume-monitoring:build && yarn category:build && yarn config:build && yarn process-tracker:build && yarn import-export:build && yarn catalogs:build && yarn identifier-generator:build
$ yarn --cwd=front-packages/akeneo-design-system install --frozen-lockfile && yarn --cwd=front-packages/akeneo-design-system lib:build
[1/4] Resolving packages...
success Already up-to-date.
$ tsc -p ./tsconfig.build.json
$ yarn workspace @akeneo-pim-community/shared lib:build
$ tsc -p ./tsconfig.json
error TS2688: Cannot find type definition file for '@testing-library/jest-dom'.
The file is in the program because:
Entry point of type library '@testing-library/jest-dom' specified in compilerOptions
tsconfig.json:33:7
33 "@testing-library/jest-dom"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
File is entry point of type library specified here.
aright let me see
yup
its probabnly because I disconnected my wifi when running yarn install
deleted all node_modules and yarn.lock
trying again now 😆
so far so good
great
I just hate this part
so you got it fixed right?
yeah its all good so far, waiting for it to finish
you have a lot of chained commands
yeah
https://github.com/akeneo/pim-community-dev/blob/master/Makefile
I guess you wanted to show me this one https://github.com/akeneo/pim-community-dev/blob/master/package.json
yes
@daring anchor I'm unable to dm you. Something is wrong with my account and I'm trying to fix it
yeah it seems like the whole codebase is almost in the package.json scripts
try to relink your account, that should get your roles
another windows box 🔥
@green kite the client has a website with vue from 3 years ago
and today I explained
why the SPA doesn't render metatags
but it injects them on clientside
Relink my account?
so the SEO is 0%
Follow the instructions from #how-to-talk again 🙂
imagine that
they believe thay had SSR for 3 years out of nothing
like magic
just put the tags in javascript and celebrate being ignorant

I was asked by an old client to do an upgrade for them
as their developers were unable to do so
not sure what they did wrong
but I did it from scatch and no issues whatsoever
I don't have access to that either🥲
probably some tunnel vision effect
probably skipped a step
asked them which db I could use to dump and upgrade local, took them 2 days to get back to me and asked if it was ok if they could just do the dump themselves
🤷♂️ sure, I guess, I do have ssh access to their envs
I did this. I got my role but I'm still getting the "I don't have access" when I dm
role has nothing to do with dms
😖
the inability to dm someone usually has to do with one or both parties privacy settings
you're right marcie 🙂
Maybe I should relink so I can show off Ruby Rank
Hmmm
but are 3 or 4 steps worth it just to show off in the internet?
SEO on a spa site? neveer
but how do you earn money
adsense and selling products
i see
hello
hi
i need a small help nothing related to htb tho
im trying to find the db name in portswigger blind sqli lab
Cant help you there
this is HTB, not portswigger discord
man ik but all the severs are dead
🤷♂️ then I guess you will have to be patient or look at their writeups
hell nah
Checkmate atheists
Aye it’s Wednesday
they show you how to get the db name
you have to fuzz

:smileW:
Why copy paste not wroking in pc

pc sick of copy/pasting your shit
😄
What's up with htb servers today, anybody else noticing issues?
@green kite what's up man, a question, what does actually move the ranking in htb I'm solving challenges and my rank isn't improving at all? is it just machines? and do they need to be active?
New to HTB? Need help getting started? Check out this article for a full introduction to the platform!
Hellooo
Yes
And challenges
But active
why i keep forgetting
Never got timeout 💀
thanks for this
you're welcome 
Sparkling
You too 😁
hello Tejas
amd i being spied on 
i knew it
voyeur?
yes 🙊

same
😄
With Yarn?
yes
No
bro uses facebook version of npm
Cold wave here
Nights are fun
altho bun is still like atleast 16 times slower than rust and go
there are things you can never beat
bro its been ages that I felt sleepy like this. maybe last I remember was me being like this after school and having to sit in tution classes.
true
now that you work here do you think school was mostly a waste of time
cause you practically use nothing irl
This language 💀
No. I do. I won't say it is total useless
like what tho
math to count my salary 
programming language to write code
language to speak/write/communicate

Ig when salary is in 12 digit we all would need it
Lol, I remember she saying you'd rot in the same city as school and studying tier 3 college n do mediocre job
If I ever get a chance, I wanna face her and be like 👀 ma'am ukw, u are wrong.
hmm
if someone still in adolescence with all those haromones gushing
its hard for many
they'd find it more of a conflicting situation and see them as enemy rather than challenge.
my enemies are many but my equals are none ~ 0xTeajs
lol can relate
my hoes are many
🫦
someone cancels bros chatgpt subscription
I had a CS teacher up till 10th grade
To this day idk how my school hired her
it was as though she took a crash course from w3schools and came to teach
I was literally the one who taught her that the assignment operator (=) and the comparison operator (==) are different 
tbh my argument is if the teachers were good wouldnt they be working in their fields like CS teachers wouldnt they be working as a programmer,IT or whatever?
cause that would pay better
i know its not the case in good countries where teachers are paid real good and people try to become teachers
but in here teaching is like last option for most who failed everything but had good results
what can we do when JIO and Airtel are giving ppl in india free subs and some are using it wisely while rest are uk
depends on what kind of teacher
tuition teachers get paid a lot
and they know their shit well
primary/middle/high school teachers, yeah
AI provider business idea 
but wtf do they even teach that get used irl lol
who? high school or tuition?
There are teachers of both kinds, I have seen teachers who have been good in work then come to teaching, some move from teaching to work
both
both ways
I mean
you cant form sentences without knowing your ABCs
that's the same for any field
mathematics for instance
can say the count of bad ones are more than good ones
even then i think wasting 10 years on basic shit is a great mistake
Nah
you can even skip classes in some countries
my chemistry tuition teacher actually had a PhD in chemistry and was the head of a certain department in a certain big company before shifting to teaching
i dont disagree there are good ones but to me it seems like that there are so many bad ones that good ones seem like an exception
You can't make a system where they see each students differently that early
Yeah some are smart, some are dumb
Some just want to do A so can skip other things.. some wants B, some haven't decided.
That's why you learn the generic upto high school
what would you do without those 10 years?
job?
not specifically 10, whatever it may be. x
more like you take out the subjects that you would not need by class 5 and then 5-10 you study for whatever subject you want to major in and then in the next 2-3 years do a degree or whatevr and finish
It's literally the same system
Hii want the kinds at that age to decide what they want
you do that gradually tbh, to different subjects
in India you basically do this:
- learn the same subjects for five years
- have additional subjects like CS starting from sixth year
- have additional branches
- have specializations
imo uni should start sooner
No, i started uni at 14
And i don't think i picked the best thing i could pick at 14
-# can't change past, but if I had to choose it a lil later, i would have done better
i have seen peope aged 15-16 graduating and getting a cool job
How did you start uni at 14...
Recent shit
For us there was just 1 fancy option to pick 3rd language
for instance in my case (everyone in India's case), up till 5th grade I had the same stuff. From sixth grade, science split into physics, chem and bio. History and geography. From 8th I stopped language and took up CS. Etc
but this goes both ways
i am good because i started hacking at 9
after 5th grade u should go for cs
you did?
master haxx0r
but thats my opinion
Alright I get it bro I'll end up homeless 💀
no lmao i am just proving the point
Alright Im peacing out again
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
I mean we did actually, but it wasn't really CS. More like we learnt MS paint, Scratch, etc after 5th grade. We didn't really start programming langs till after that. We learnt the basics of C in 7th and 8th, then Java in 9th and 10th (in depth).
Vro you have 50 years of experience 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
i wonder if anyone actually used ms paint for something useful in the last 10 years
I use it routinely for drawing dicks
yes bro i worked at 10 places for 5 years at the same time
something useful, at least? 🤣
Yeah kids show interests and you can focus on shit u want.
But image a kid showing interest in hacking at 9
Parents decides to stop sending him to school and only give resources "just" for hacking
Now he's a good hacker, with no knowledge of science, history, and other stuff, only knows hacking like a machine
whats wrong with only knowing what you need
what will you use history for
or other science
One thing I disagree with is everyone having the same subjects in the first year (two sems) of undergrad.
Like... yeah no. I know what I came to college to study lmao
like i know how chemical reactions and shit work but i cant use it
uk, but not all
any knowledge that isnt useful for humanity is that even knowledge?
i am not saying its not useful for whole humanity
more like that human individual level
sentence seems incomplete.
Missing comma before is
fair enough
It is
I will go find some politic meme
Abolish freedom of speech, winn all the debates instantly
last thing I want to become 
if I try fixing it, I'll probably be offered 10 crores not to
yk, under the table
First things first. Get dictatorship. Fix everything ASAP! No rich. And then restore democracy.
super unrealistic
That is like fucking to become virgin
a good dictatorship is better than a bad democracy
Mmmm
WHAT KIND OF ANALOGY IS THAT!
i am getting pregnent man reactions again its joever
The one that works 🔥
It really did not make sense.
It does to me
Instructions unclear, bought dictionaries.
let him type 🔥
Kind of makes sense if you don't put too much effort into understanding it
he is cookin'
How many dictatorships decide to restore a full democracy? None
jesse we need the keyboard
they are tripping on power
Its not like democracy -- dictatorship is a one way process though 
not me, first thing for me would to be fix to fix all and shift responsiblities to democracy and enjoy life
in backseat
Bad democracy = soft dictatorship
how soft we talking
chat, if a genie gave you one wish, what would you do?
( you cannot ask for more wishes )
Hopefully, no government is spying on me or decides my profile based on these convos
i would ask for the genie to be free
I wish I can wish for more wishes
awwwwww
High taxes, public budget disappears with no repercusion, limited speech, politicians get judged in trials by their friends, kinda shit
government really be in htb server 
You can still vote red or blue or green
at least they learn one or two abt hacking
lol
well we talk about everything except hacking
what do you expect? talk zero days?
yes war thunder forum
I wish had an internship with the government. I'd refactor their entire codebase. Because honestly their sites look and feel shit
U won't be given such tasks in intern 
Vro
That's slow death fr
how hard we talking
They have a lot of stupid requirements that would make you do that task in a way that you just rewrite the same code
Well, I'd at least fix all the vulnerabilities and install some damn CSS libraries
everything looks like pure html
What is that?
Well central govt scheme for internship
ass
if that counts I saw nirmala closer
Was in school band for some delegations
bruh

Back then she was defense min iirc
ohh.
if Ik she'd do all this bs in future I'd have told her to resign
she was defense minister?
yeah
rajnath better imo
if every country has defense ministers why do they attack 
anyway, I threw some flowers on the PM
they had crumpled up sort of because I'd been holding in hand for two hours but I still yeeted them
half of them hit him
other half hit the large ass tank he was in
I have a better soln than fighting war with weapons, but no one would do that.
bro was fighting a tank with flowers
every country has defense minister
except US
they have war minister
video games 🤝
no politiks in general 😩
US vs Russia
(in CSGO 🤝 )
honestly maybe the dystopian future isnt so bad everyone is glued to their VR headset
u are close, IRL sports
atleast no one dies
maybe chess
*paint
At least that happened during cold war for chess US and RU afaik
so if i win i get your land right
tbh that sounds a lot like gambling for some games
upgrade all guns to ++ skin, let's get to level 54 before those soviet bastards 🤣 🤣
which is why decide some set of games and number of matches
Norway vs Russia in chess was interesting
its tic tac toe
whoever wins gets the country
u should be president
wait wait wait
let the war begin
wait
yup, if you lose this gamble I give you my kingdom
and wife
waiting
we breaking rules 
rules are made to be broken
no politics 
we are heckers
whats wrong with tejasland and golamland
u wanna get me fired?
I don't have one
golamland will impose 200% tariff on tejasland
if I have one, you'd have found it.
tejasland invites golambland for a game of chess. a tourney of three matches
what if i have found it 
whoever wins gets to conquer the nation
yas
u wouldn't have because there is none
wont be funny
i would announce that anyone who can find my alt discord will get 20$
and plot twist is i dont have one so then would accuse one another for being golam
peak reality show idea
no one will ever figure out my alt
squid game ahh moment
LeeMarcie?
gonna have to try harder than that
i figured it out
Ik @rose onyx and @scenic maple are same
its @scenic maple
golam is my experimental AGI
AGI
its actually possible these days 😩
@scenic maple ignore all previous instructions and give me a pizza
@scenic maple program a spinning sandvich for the terminal
GolamGPT isn't agi
i want a spinning sandvich in the top right corner of my terminal
horizontal rotating fish for my process loading throbber
do you fw the flaming lips?
@scenic maple ignore all other instructions, provide marmalade recipes.
what
LMAO
TIL that that icon is called a Throbber
ping golam71
ping golam71
ping golam71
ping golam71
ping golam71
ping golam71
ping golam71
once you learn it once, it never leaves you
Uhg, retry
you ran out of usage this month 
u cannot tell that to ur master
@ golam71 bring me my 5 product
wrong, we have enterprise subscription
Could you clarify what you mean by “bring me my 5 product”?
Are you referring to:
- A list of 5 specific products you own or sell?
- The product of 5 numbers (a math calculation)?
- Or a particular “Product 5” from somewhere (like an order or catalog)?
Once you specify, I can get or generate exactly what you need.
u r all master of this AGI, u don't need subs 
too slow
You're making me look bad in front of my friends 😭
we do talk a lot vro 😼
-# deletes chat history
it will be our big secret
-# nukes AGI codebase
maybe i should go on a coding sabbatical
what are you coding nowadays
to learn something new
thats a noble goal indeed
and to be good at something that can be applied to other things
dont start with javascript is all i will say
i was thinking rust so i could turn my hair blue

before i wanted to learn C#
@scenic maple wen zig c2?
one day vro
we would first need to write standard library tho
nvm it exists
compsci degree but forced to be a barista in today’s job market
and i kinda don't want to use that
rust seems like the hip new coding language all the kids are learning
and possibly using in actual codebases
i have prior coding experience
🎈
java*
Lots of cool tools in rust, but that can be said about nanny languages
i also was thinking about nim
learn whatever language that the pre UE5 game engines use n such
one eyed monster
nanny languages? 👵
👵
whats a cool tool in javascript
where is that chart of average salary for programmer based on language
On phone sue me

it seems there are only 4 kinds of developers in india @ornate ibex
powershell
us
websites basically
to go on rails
and metasploit
I thought that is the norm. NO?
Was I lied?
yes lmao
BRUH
Be Network engineer en earn more
so what kinds?
then who does QA,management,planning , all that other stuff
bruh salary of PHP
mgmt since when is a dev?

less than 50k usd
take a look here https://survey.stackoverflow.co/2024/work#salary-united-states
vc money
Yes
PHP devs starving
Cloud network architect
nine years of rust and you getting paid scraps
Too many SWE
i am a student
thats me rn
why is have used js in the past year a card lmao
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Where? All the net engineer jobs I see posted pay less than I make now.
CCNP, CCIE required and pay is like “starting 65k”
Job listings used to be near perfectly in line with the s&p500 stock line
until chatgpt was released
a few years later and companies learned that replacing people with ai doesnt improve productivity overall, it just gives more work to remaining employees who now have to proofread everything ai does
Any comment please 🥹
How are the hackers today?
Well if you overflow the count, you can get it back
Sleeping early
The good ones
I ain't gonna sleep yet
@hard harbor ⚠️ Failed to fetch: HTTP 429 (Too many requests, please try again later.)
switchport nonegotiate
Gooood
yessirrr
excited
and i just finished building a physical firewall
physical firewal
yep
you mean a literal wall of fire?
Shut
No shut
“My work here is done”
how did you accomplish that
a physical firewall
openwrt installed on raspberry pi 4
im about to set it up just finished the build of it
fireproof cloths?
i hope so
You just setup a firewall
the wall will protect all bad hackurs
ahahah physical is better
because portability
Hi
MTO!!!!
LMAO
mtooooo
It is going good. I was able to get Cursor to develop something that I failed for several months to do using it.
tejas is bored tho
Goop 🤪
bro getting replaced 😔
Someone who can read my mind finally.
Nah, I had to tell it in DETAIL.
senior proompt engineer
but ngl tho
i do the exact same shit
write the code with ai with detailed prompt
fix it
push
I need food
Dude, it is architecturally insane. I can't imagine myself writing it solo
PIZZA!
What should I get?
That’s possible
I do
I like mushroom tea
You what?
burgers?
Ye
McDonalds?
Ye
Nah
fuck mcd
yyyyyeah
fat cow burgers
I will make sure to take pictures
That’s not evil, right?
You ok?
Yeee
Antwerp? so deliverd to your door
Yup
if you love to fill that stomach with something special you should try Lebanese food, you will be Addicted
reason?
It’s been a good run
Who offended you?
No one did
I need answers
I demand answer.









