general

[subtle plover]

oohh @lilac ciphers mom

[rustic carbon]

ngl im cooked for that sherlock

what would happen if hackthebox never existed

[devout sail]

you'll never know

[rustic carbon]

OSCP = 100000+ sales

ngl i probably will go for OSCP once i feel confident

it soudns scary to do

when i did cpts i was shitting bricks the entire week

and was depressed over losing my girl and used it as a distraction and i passed it

ykw time to go for CDSA cert

i wanna pass ts on my bday

[subtle plover]

gm btw

time to hack

[rustic carbon]

real hacking = SEing and human manipulation

vulnerability = humans

we are the vulnerability

in the industry

[hoary nebula]

gm

[lilac cipher]

[subtle plover]

im gonna do a offsec box

[rustic carbon]

may feel this way but it's 10000% true

[devout sail]

How many bricks u got

[subtle plover]

lets see if i have to brute ssh

[rustic carbon]

wait how do i do this

[rustic carbon]

none i shat em all during the exam

[devout sail]

Yeah how many

[rustic carbon]

1k.

[subtle plover]

just do it

[rustic carbon]

send source so i can look at this too

[devout sail]

Could have made a nice wall of it

[rustic carbon]

unfortunately the wall broke

[devout sail]

Weak shit

[subtle plover]

https://portal.offsec.com/dashboard

[rustic carbon]

weak shit fr hehehe

[subtle plover]

btw for writeups you can use https://sigma.xre0us.io/

he makes the best

[hoary nebula]

what the sigma

[rustic carbon]

tjanks u

[subtle plover]

@lilac cipher spotted btw

i cant wait to sudo my open vpn

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dance-moves-party-gif-21254682

[hoary nebula]

im chilling

[subtle plover]

bing chilling

[rustic carbon]

any CDSA pros here need to study off them

[rustic carbon]

bro i got the monkey pop up

[subtle plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278247655574867989.webp?size=32&animated=true

@lilac cipher

[subtle plover]

i have your ip now

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-your-password-i-have-your-medical-history-i-have-your-email-address-i-have-your-current-location-i-have-your-gif-27689188

[rustic carbon]

jokes on you 😛

mullvad on top

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-allen-josh-allen-red-eyes-josh-allen-laser-eyes-laser-eyes-red-eyes-gif-16447259386304463577

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-shape-out-of-breath-too-hot-the-studio-handsome-filipe-gif-17315062

[hardy frigate]

Whats up youngins

[hoary nebula]

im 30

[raven rain]

lol

[hardy frigate]

Are there any back-in-my-days in the chat

[heady sage]

I can’t afford that shit

[lilac cipher]

back in my day

[raven rain]

something about BASIC

[tiny canyon]

@raven rain Who even r u kid ?

[hoary nebula]

ban him

[raven rain]

that's what i've been trying to figure out for the last couple of months

[austere sigil]

have you tried an unexpected reboot?

[hardy frigate]

I can relate and can confirm theres a light at the end of the tunnel. Keep grinding

But btw idk how in demand entry level red team operator roles are

[raven rain]

i've given up at this point, the michelangelo virus is going to be the end of computers

i will become a chef instead

[austere sigil]

understood. let's have a quick sync tomorrow and please update our Excel database to reflect your changes. thanks!

[hoary nebula]

I know people who are in meetings all day

[austere sigil]

managers?

[hoary nebula]

not only managers

my team lead

for example

[austere sigil]

you just have to be in that special SPOT in your life

I hope you get the reference

[hoary nebula]

i've spot it

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/7up-cool-spot-board-game-ms-dos-gif-5505206581636658250

[austere sigil]

patrick!

[frigid mountain]

Who remembers the 7up Spot?

4.5 hrs between me and vacation

[austere sigil]

7up mmmm

[half lantern]

I hate men for liking this. Nice girls finish last 🙁

Bpd girls finish first

[hoary nebula]

bpd?

[visual hollow]

Borderline personality disorder

Bipolar personality disorder

[half lantern]

Humans are fucked cuz bad people hack your dopamine reward system, so you latch onto their validation and the more you latch the more attached you become to them. Nice people don't do that to your brain

[silver forge]

ew fe-males

[visual hollow]

Quid pro quo

[half lantern]

When you argue with someone with bpd you'll argue for hours, cuz their perception of reality changes with their emotions that fluctuate every 10 minutes

Had a friend like this

Was addicting spending 5 hours arguing about why she single

[hoary nebula]

my gf is normal

[visual hollow]

Default

[half lantern]

She'd oscillate from I dont need a man to I'm lonely and only fuckboys like my hinge

[hoary nebula]

DEFAULT

[half lantern]

Was funny

[hoary nebula]

nauurr

[visual hollow]

How is that funny?

[half lantern]

It was hilarious cuz its utterly stupid

[visual hollow]

Can’t image how that person felt with massive emotional shifts

I feel bad for them

[hoary nebula]

exhausted

[half lantern]

I have no sympathy cuz she said some mean things about me and me man she said "the fact your man likes you makes me sceptical. He can have anyone and he chooses you"

In the same breath she calls me beautiful

[hoary nebula]

Joe

[half lantern]

Lol

It made me lose all respect

So then she became my personal lol cow

[hoary nebula]

on your insta, you are very based

[half lantern]

Yeah I know

I'm based here too

[hoary nebula]

u one of the good ones hehe

[half lantern]

Bro straight up accusing me of lying

Bold

[supple plume]

It's linkedin

[half lantern]

So?

[frigid mountain]

lol

[supple plume]

So it's trash

[frigid mountain]

who reposts arguments from linkedin here?!

[supple plume]

You're engagin in trashland

[frigid mountain]

[supple plume]

I rather argue with my toenails

[half lantern]

Me.

[supple plume]

At least my toenails are not pretentious when I put them on the trash

[frigid mountain]

You sound like a liar to me. I bet iPhishProMax isn't even your real name!

[supple plume]

Vro it's on the picture xd

[half lantern]

Some dude was like, employers are telling me I'm not technical enough. I said "well maybe you're not if they're saying so. According to them you're not, perhaps you are not proving yourself in interview". Then his friend jumped in and said ACKTUALLY HE IS. I was like I never said he isn't, it's just what the employer is saying cuz you're not clearing technical interview.

Then his friend called me a liar and asked me to apologise

[frigid mountain]

Show me a single scientific study that says you're not a liar. You can't. Checkmate, atheists.

[half lantern]

Its so dumb

[half lantern]

Midwit argument 🤣

Where's the sTuDy

If you need a study to believe in something, you need a brain first

[rose onyx]

🤔

[frigid mountain]

Good thing somebody engaged in all the studies that resulted in the piece of technology you're arguing on right now

[half lantern]

Pharma and science studies are so flawed and manipulated, they're barely a source anyways for small petty arguments

[supple plume]

See fishy the problem is knot linkeding

[half lantern]

I'm addicted to that app

[frigid mountain]

Good. Go to your local witch doctor when you need healing.

[half lantern]

When I get a job I'll ween off it

[half lantern]

Sure. Ayurveda is better anyways

[supple plume]

The problem is you talk shit with idiots and argue about stupidity

[frigid mountain]

yes, now that you mention it there were recent breaktroughs using Ayurveda in cancer patients at Carnegie-Mellon

[half lantern]

You cant assume everyone on linkedin are idiots. There are very good people on that app. Just the idiots are nice to complain about when they start arguing with you

[supple plume]

Sure but if you argue with idiots linkedin learns that you like that crap

Then feeds you more idiots

So you spend time on that app

Wasting it

While linkedin learns about how do you respond

[half lantern]

Argh it's better than arguing with midwits on instagram about some stupid concept on a reel

This time I can argue about cyber

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-boy-awkward-confused-what-gif-9999457

[supple plume]

@lilac cipher +

[frigid mountain]

why argue with midwits on IG or linkedin when you can argue with midwits like me here

[half lantern]

This server makes me hide my true self

Due to all the rules

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/the-penguins-of-madagascar-madagascar-movies-animation-cartoons-gif-16596826

[supple plume]

I saw your ass from 1000km away

You're eating my jamón

[waxen oak]

man, just started the CDSA and the target machine is stuck not being able to spawn, do I need to reach out to support?

[frigid mountain]

yes

[hoary nebula]

idk lil broski

how 'bout u chug a shot of tequila and call it a night

[supple plume]

[waxen oak]

why not I got 6 more days

[supple plume]

I want tequila too

[hoary nebula]

tequila corazon

[supple plume]

Con limón *

Chat who's here

[silver forge]

I am not

[waxen oak]

apparently HTB is at a team building event or something

[silver forge]

So now is the best time to do some light trollin'

[waxen oak]

And not the best time to need support 🙁

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ight-bruh-where-we-goin-ight-ight-bruh-orangutan-orangutan-driving-gif-8898533355533567322

[lilac cipher]

das me

[hoary nebula]

MONKE

[lilac cipher]

[supple plume]

Chat

Advice

[halcyon relic]

hello, when i buy a voucher i unlock his path?

[supple plume]

I am alone far from civilization big time

[devout sail]

Enjoying

[supple plume]

How do I deal with isolation

Any tip

[devout sail]

Embrace the peace

[supple plume]

I still have to work

No peace

Just dispair

[devout sail]

Just go out and hunt

[supple plume]

Bitch what am I hunting lizards

[devout sail]

Hmm if u want to

[lilac cipher]

[supple plume]

Xd

[devout sail]

Or forage random plants

[supple plume]

Many are poisonous

Like deadly

[devout sail]

No Immunity

Maybe make some @lilac cipher friends

[supple plume]

@lilac cipher is a bit far

1300km aprox

[devout sail]

The local monkeys

They might show u some edible shit

[supple plume]

No people around here

No monkeys in spain

This is not India

[devout sail]

Are u sure you are alone tho

There might be something scary out there

[supple plume]

100%

[devout sail]

Like @hoary nebula

[hoary nebula]

in Spain?

[supple plume]

I'm ready to die

[hoary nebula]

@lilac cipher is very scary

[lilac cipher]

holy fuck you guys

[supple plume]

@lilac cipher is already drunk so not a danger

[hoary nebula]

this is me every night

[lilac cipher]

i wish i was drunk so i could tolerate you annoying bitches

[devout sail]

echo tonight

[hoary nebula]

drink some Modero

[supple plume]

I have no fear like that

[devout sail]

Just cry

[hoary nebula]

sleep paralyse

no demon

stay awaay

aaaah

[devout sail]

It's 1am
And I'm not sleepy

[supple plume]

I'm only afraid of taxes

[devout sail]

[lilac cipher]

[devout sail]

Nah yours shitty

[hoary nebula]

damn

[devout sail]

Need less pixels

[supple plume]

I'm here if someone wants to osint me

[hoary nebula]

I have submechanophobia

[devout sail]

Noone cares

That sky

[hoary nebula]

Spain

[devout sail]

It's definitely earth

[frigid mountain]

I don't OSINT. I OSSTUPID

[hoary nebula]

Northern spain

[supple plume]

Vro I said earlier I moved south

[devout sail]

Alright goonnight beaches and monkeys

[hoary nebula]

southern spain

[supple plume]

Good night I hope you dream with a 3m tall frag

Frog

That stands up in 2 legs

[hoary nebula]

somewhere here

[supple plume]

Ands tares at you

With red eyes

[frigid mountain]

the Iberian peninsula

[supple plume]

I don't care if someone finds my location I'll be moving away soon

[hoary nebula]

tell us where it was when u move

[supple plume]

Ok

[unkempt dew]

Moon is visible from earth tonight,
Last time this event occurred was last night
Don't miss it

[supple plume]

I took a picture actually

Yesterday

[red ore]

Eastern Andalusia/western Almeria

[hoary nebula]

give us a hint

[supple plume]

It is not international waters

[hoary nebula]

so I was right

[supple plume]

There

Enough to Osint my whole ass

[red ore]

Murica province around Lorca

[supple plume]

Murica 😭

[red ore]

Murcia “

My phone really likes saying “murica”

[supple plume]

#modules

[hoary nebula]

idk lil broski

how 'bout u chug some tequila

bro deleted

[supple plume]

I dont have tequila

Most similar thing is sleeping pills

[wind hamlet]

Yea

[supple plume]

Maybe I have perfume

[hoary nebula]

maybe its maybeline

[supple plume]

But no way I'm taking a shot of that

[lilac cipher]

bro is in spain

[hoary nebula]

southern eastern spain

[supple plume]

Seriously

[safe terrace]

hellolo guys

[supple plume]

That broke my line of thoughts like 🧦 🧠

[lilac cipher]

allicante?

[safe terrace]

so im studying Junior Cybersecurity Analyst path and i finished the first 5 modules in 26 days i do not know if that is a good progress or is it slow asf

[supple plume]

She said Murcia 3 years ago

[lime trout]

Huh

[supple plume]

Murcia moment

[supple plume]

If you're learning that's what matters

Actually if you can do something for 26 days

Bra you're way ahead of me

[safe terrace]

Bro im studying at uni as cs major in my 3rd year and so far im just focused on hack the box academy and just dropped all my uni studies cause they are useless

They just make us lesrn how to do a fork codes and proba in my 3rd year i mean wtf

[supple plume]

Bro I fork code all the time and I dropped high-school

Tell them they are slow af

[safe terrace]

Yeah we did learn C and java and html and css php some other languages but if im gunna try to enter work world with that i will be like frog

[supple plume]

You'll be like a sheep in a herd of wolves

[safe terrace]

Exactly so i just can’t focus with uni study cause all they learn us is basics

[lilac cipher]

bro replied to a message from 3 years ago

[supple plume]

Too bad, I hear that a lot from uni students

[safe terrace]

It’s so hard for me to study security and the uni at the same time

[supple plume]

That should unlock some achievement 🥀

[supple plume]

Yeah...

Well you're doing good

By studying here

[safe terrace]

Yeah me and my friend we are trying to learn security by ourselves so we can learn AI as speciality at uni

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-waving-hand-hai-gif-2456755506726086131

[dusky jacinth]

I dropped outta college like three times Brodie

Sounds like you’ve made the right decision for yourself and the betterment of your education

[safe terrace]

It’s for free for me so just here studying hhh

[dusky jacinth]

Lucky

If I go back it’ll be to like a community college

Where it’s only like $750 a semester

[safe terrace]

Plus i like it cause you get a lot of connections

[dusky jacinth]

True true

It’s definitely good for that

[red ore]

So… pantano de puentes?

[dusky jacinth]

I just hate school

[safe terrace]

In my country is totally free for any speciality you want but you have to get a good grad at finals

[supple plume]

Honestly I don't really know

Someone brought me here with a car

[dusky jacinth]

That makes sense

I wish the states were like that lol

[red ore]

It matches a location north of the puentes dam

[supple plume]

Mmm

I'll check

[safe terrace]

Yeah like for you i think you can pay but the grade doesn’t matter but for us like if you want to get in cs major you will need to get at least 16 out of 20 it’s like 80/100 for you i think

[red ore]

The road sign is definitely Spain, area looks south eastern based on the landscape. 1st picture background looks like a reservoir

[dusky jacinth]

That’s 80/100 anyway lol

16/20 IS 80/100

[supple plume]

Yeah I think is around there

Crazy work

[dusky jacinth]

They’re the same fraction

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-remember-v-for-vendetta-happy-guy-fawkes-day-the5th-of-november-gif-12829141

[dusky jacinth]

Oh man throw back

[safe terrace]

Hhhhhh will luck

[dusky jacinth]

I wanna rewatch season 1 of Mr. Robot for the first time again

[red ore]

Yeah I think I know the exact location although can’t 100% confirm with google maps.

[dusky jacinth]

As much as it gets fucking weird, season 1 was truly amazing

[safe terrace]

Yo how do i get this bronze or silver badge you get with your name

[supple plume]

So adhd kinda thing

[dusky jacinth]

Do boxes

During a season

And you’ll rank up

[safe terrace]

Okey thanks

[red ore]

Yeah. I also help people do OSINT irl. Technically I got into pentesting because I wanted to learn all of the stuff to help stop traffickers one day

[safe terrace]

How much time did it take to get where you are at now ?

[red ore]

Pentesting or OSINT skills? Pentesting I started last October, came in with CCNA being my only cert. but I obsessively study.
OSINT… idk, a super long time without even knowing what OSINT was.

[safe terrace]

So we can say that a good year of pentesting will atleast make me good at it so i cna work with it ?

[molten bobcat]

"make me good at it" is a pretty vague ask

[red ore]

Yeah. It really depends on the time put in. I spend most of my time out of work learning, watching videos, taking notes. I don’t do it casually. I made a website so I could learn how websites work. Any box I do I always do a write up and try to explain every vulnerability from an education standpoint and google stuff to fill in what I don’t fully understand

[terse dirge]

fml why do malware campaigns move so damn fast??? I just wanna get a sample to analyze

[safe terrace]

Okey thank you so much for your time

[red ore]

And “good” is indeed vague. I don’t have the practical skills of actually doing pen tests where you’re working on bypassing an IPS/IDS, firewall evasion, making stuff look like legitimate requests. I’m pure CTF style and that’s it lol
Loud scans go brrrrr

[worthy cargo]

I updated to dovecot 2.4, from 2.3, which introduces breaking changes. I had to rewrite my entire config from scratch.

[supple plume]

Whats dovecot

[worthy cargo]

Managing a mail stack manually is fun and you learn a lot. Plus self hosting your own mail is fun.

You can google it

[supple plume]

Im cooking

[worthy cargo]

Ok np. It's an imap/pop3 server

[supple plume]

I imagine your config like a big php associative array in a file.php

[worthy cargo]

No

[supple plume]

Good

[worthy cargo]

It's not PHP related at all.

[supple plume]

I'm joking

[worthy cargo]

Jokes have a punch line

It wasn't obvious you were joking

Or usually people include a smiley or something

To indicate jocularity

[supple plume]

Yeah I'm to tired today

[minor heart]

been working a while. still waiting for when I don't suck

[mystic harbor]

I am so tired i thought you were speaking in german

[supple plume]

Ya

[minor heart]

why don't y'all go rest then

[supple plume]

I'm trying to eat smt first

[austere sinew]

Oh hi moo!!

[mystic harbor]

It's 2 am

[minor heart]

hi

[minor heart]

read some really boring stuff

[mystic harbor]

@subtle plover

[mystic harbor]

This chat

[minor heart]

how are ya?

[subtle plover]

Hi

I miss u wolo

[austere sinew]

Im okay, you??

Aw I miss u too bong

[minor heart]

alright, just slow and chugging along

[tranquil pilot]

yo chat wsg

[minor heart]

dreading the mess I have to clean after work

lol

[subtle plover]

I need a mentor

[tranquil pilot]

same ngl

[subtle plover]

@lilac cipher can you be mine mentor

[austere sinew]

@mystic harbor eat a bag of rats

[mystic harbor]

💀

[mystic harbor]

He said he missed me

[tranquil pilot]

whats ur rank in htb

[subtle plover]

Get banned buddy

[subtle plover]

Hacker

[mystic harbor]

I was gonna mentor u

[austere sinew]

Maybe it’s time for overtime…

[mystic harbor]

[minor heart]

that thought has literally crossed my mind haha

[tranquil pilot]

me noob 💔

[austere sinew]

Think about it… overtime long enough and you can pay someone else to clean it…

😈

[minor heart]

they'd want like a fortune for this mess

[mystic harbor]

Do they taste Good

[subtle plover]

Go hack boxes

[austere sinew]

Find out and report back to me

[tranquil pilot]

idk like which ones should i do

[subtle plover]

Easy

[tranquil pilot]

starting point ones dont give points

and retired machines dont give points too

[minor heart]

ok it's not THAT bad. I'm just being dramatic bc I don't want to do it

[subtle plover]

Do active boxes

[minor heart]

but if I don't do it, it'll grow

[subtle plover]

@astral summit

Oops

[tranquil pilot]

i couldnt figure out an easy one lol

[austere sinew]

Bottle of wine n music time

[subtle plover]

Join a team and hack together

[tranquil pilot]

how to find one

[subtle plover]

#1318239802931286066

[minor heart]

you are legit the 2nd person who has recommended that recently

I don't really drink

[mystic harbor]

It's sweet

[minor heart]

but 🤣 maybe it's a sign

[austere sinew]

HAW???

[austere sinew]

Maybe maybe… 👀

[supple plume]

I just ate the oiliest sandwich

[mystic harbor]

There's a drunk monkey here would be coming soon

[lilac cipher]

Muhehehe 😈

[supple plume]

@lilac cipher 🫗

[mystic harbor]

Bro actually came 😩

[lilac cipher]

ayooo

[supple plume]

He was always here

[austere sinew]

He has this chat open in the background I bet you

[supple plume]

Right

[lilac cipher]

always lurking

[austere sinew]

Lurker slurker

[mystic harbor]

He is using apple vision pro

[lilac cipher]

where is the old wolo

[austere sinew]

Where is the old melon

[warm jacinth]

yoo

[zealous charm]

[lilac cipher]

locked up

[austere sinew]

[lilac cipher]

[austere sinew]

O hi homebrewer

[mystic harbor]

I wanna bother people

[supple plume]

Aaaah mf

[lilac cipher]

thats not nice

[supple plume]

Bother the indian ones they are sleeping

[lilac cipher]

be mindful of your language

[supple plume]

Duck you

[austere sinew]

Why are all my Indians awake then

[sturdy thistle]

i need some hardware guys for new PC build for black friday

[austere sinew]

Damn hackers with no sleep schedule

[supple plume]

Are they in india?

[austere sinew]

Yessir

[mystic harbor]

I9 14900k and 5090

[lilac cipher]

wdym "my indians"

[austere sinew]

[supple plume]

It's 2:19 in india

[sturdy thistle]

in a budget

[supple plume]

Still early

Ping them in 3 hours

[austere sinew]

THEYRE ALL STILL AWAKE

[mystic harbor]

I need to sleep

[supple plume]

Ok I'll ping you in 3 hours too

[mystic harbor]

But i ain't sleeping lol

[austere sinew]

Yall make me feel old I miss being able to stay up

[lilac cipher]

old 😭

[mystic harbor]

I am old

😔

[austere sinew]

I know…:

[supple plume]

Im unc

[austere sinew]

Im nearly as old as @zealous charm now….

[supple plume]

How old is homebrewer

[austere sinew]

An ient

Ancient

[supple plume]

50?

[mystic harbor]

60?

[supple plume]

Monkey is 65

[austere sinew]

Yeah probably born in the 50s

Which decade still unsure

Where the fuck did that come from

[oak vigil]

what do people in web penetrators call themselves

[austere sinew]

Dont curse me with that

[supple plume]

Haaaha

[mystic harbor]

My bed 😔

Bad*

[austere sinew]

[supple plume]

@lilac cipher you 65 or from 1965?

[lilac cipher]

don't ask too many difficult questions

my monke brain can't handle it

[supple plume]

You old or old af?

[lilac cipher]

im still a young flower 🌻

[supple plume]

65

[lilac cipher]

67

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[supple plume]

Vro when you were my age none of us was alive (maybe paint)

[rapid halo]

Hi there, anyone know good resources to learn and train on LLM/IA and cloud security ?

[mystic harbor]

Grandpa I missed you

[lilac cipher]

wolo does

[supple plume]

@subtle plover @lilac cipher bro

When I ping bingbong my phone automatically says dante687

[lilac cipher]

k

[supple plume]

Like my phone

Wants to p8ng you

[lilac cipher]

😩

[supple plume]

You know there is another echoes

[subtle plover]

I will ping staff if you ping donte

[supple plume]

Nono

echoesofwhoami

[mystic harbor]

Donkey?

[austere sinew]

I will ping you if you ping staff

[mystic harbor]

Oh that girl yea that is better

[subtle plover]

Gm guys in going to sleep

[supple plume]

She got the original username

[mystic harbor]

Gm? Gn?

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-ping-me-do-not-ping-me-i-am-busy-zoecreeperqueen-monster-high-gif-26903734

[supple plume]

Dis means ping me for monkey brains

[mystic harbor]

I should not

[supple plume]

Brrr

[lilac cipher]

back in my day wolo couldn't talk in general

😔

[mystic harbor]

Monkey what you to busy in

[rapid halo]

haven't found anything about this name 😅

[supple plume]

Vro

[lilac cipher]

[supple plume]

@austere sinew <-

[supple plume]

Can find it now?

[mystic harbor]

Wolo is my mentor now

[austere sinew]

I got bored and made a separate account just to yap here

[rapid halo]

oh a user here, I see

[lilac cipher]

😒

[austere sinew]

First lesson: ping people n delete

[lilac cipher]

are you omniscient on your other account

[austere sinew]

You little twat

[lilac cipher]

too slow

[austere sinew]

NOT ME

[rose onyx]

k

[supple plume]

Your mother?

[mystic harbor]

Then? @austere sinew

[mystic harbor]

Yea i accept

[austere sinew]

@lilac cipher L didnt work

[austere sinew]

WHAT

[austere sinew]

NO

I DONT WANNA ADOPT

[mystic harbor]

Yes

[supple plume]

You adopted a 18yobaby

[mystic harbor]

Please

[austere sinew]

NO

[supple plume]

Already done

[mystic harbor]

I am just a baby

[supple plume]

The documents are here 📝

[austere sinew]

Single mother life is not for me monkey is your mother now

[mystic harbor]

He is second mother also he curses me

[lilac cipher]

hmmm brb gonna get some milk

[austere sinew]

Your only mother*

[mystic harbor]

No

[austere sinew]

Yes

[mystic harbor]

No

[austere sinew]

Too bad

[mystic harbor]

Mentor it is

[austere sinew]

Monkey is right there

[mystic harbor]

@supple plume is my lawyer

[rose onyx]

@lilac cipher take this 🍼

[lilac cipher]

double it and give it to the next person

@plain quartz 🍼 🍼

[warm jacinth]

it doesnt work that way

[rose onyx]

@lilac cipher take this 🍼 🍼 🍼 🍼

[lilac cipher]

[mystic harbor]

He blocked me

[lilac cipher]

im all milked up

[supple plume]

Monkey take this

[austere sinew]

You probably deserved it

[lilac cipher]

yeah i should

[austere sinew]

Wait acc

That’s a good idea

Gg

[mystic harbor]

Noo

[warm jacinth]

ez

[mystic harbor]

Good night, I don't wanna look like a zombie

[warm jacinth]

see u

[worthy cargo]

I sweat too much even when it's not hot.

[rose onyx]

too late

[worthy cargo]

Then even with deodrant my pits smell

This is ridiculous, body!

[mystic harbor]

My ear is hot

[rose onyx]

that's where the zombie got you

[worthy cargo]

Reminds me of Moss from IT Crowd

[mystic harbor]

So that means I don't have much time

[rose onyx]

you must make the time

[worthy cargo]

My ear is hot. He keeps a spray water bottle to cool his ear down

[rose onyx]

whats for lunch chat?

[mystic harbor]

Yea prob will join that bald woman from doctor strange

[lilac cipher]

eggs benedicte

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD95BLpEUcE

This

you should get a little spray bottle

[mystic harbor]

Only the right one is hot

[thick matrix]

is it possible to reset machines or do them again? I havent hacked in a while and wanted to refresh

[supple plume]

No need to reset just turn them on

[vague gyro]

i'm having issues logging in to HTB

[supple plume]

If they are retired you may beed vip

[supple plume]

You opened with burp?

[vague gyro]

no

just browser

[supple plume]

Idk then

[lilac cipher]

maybe don't be a bot?

have you tried that

[ornate wren]

i'm a bot and i have no trouble submitting the form

i would simply be a better bot

[sturdy thistle]

i need some hardware guys. intel or amd

[worthy cargo]

I have AMD 5800X CPU

From a few years ago

I went AMD as that was cheaper at the time

I don't know pricing, but I don't have brand loyalty. I go with what gives me best bang for my buck

[sturdy thistle]

i might buy this

[lime trout]

i bought similar the other day

9700 + 5070

[snow cipher]

Hey wanted to ask as I have noticed and it does concern me that in my personal VM the same exact attck that works on the PWNBOX does not work on the VM, anyone figure this out on how to fix it? just so I don't waste time chasing bugs when exam time comes thanks

[sturdy thistle]

send old graphicscard

[agile thunder]

So you’re telling me you sauced a coin of rolls by rocking an establishment, therefore foiling a bought condiment from said place of business?

[obtuse fern]

@tiny canyon dont admit to crimes, even if youre joking

[molten bobcat]

Tacos

🌮

[deft bay]

Hi

[tiny canyon]

are u a firefox or chrome typa guy

[heady sage]

i got my new laptop chat

time to make it into a linux one

[lilac cipher]

he's a bot lol no way he's real

[gaunt gale]

hi guys

[wanton kayak]

Been getting into neovim thanks to someone in here mentioning it the other day 💪🏻

Love it so far

[hexed yew]

For Phone hacking, how much can I do with a USB C flash drive

[turbid goblet]

about 10

[viral yew]

Hello I'm new

[frail turtle]

I got that new haircut

[turbid goblet]

hi new im kami

[frail turtle]

Butterfresh

Spread butter on my steak

Irish gold butter

[meager kernel]

Aight

[frail turtle]

The one in the golden colored box

Omg thats the best one

[meager kernel]

I'll spread butter on those cheeks

*steak

My bad

[frail turtle]

Spread it the chicken tenders

Buttered chicken

[turbid goblet]

screenshotted adding to ur digital footprint that will exist forever

[frail turtle]

Tomorroq morning im gonna starve myself

[meager kernel]

Autocorrect dammit

[turbid goblet]

i skipped gym so i curled my 60lbs dumbbells 2.5times. am i good to call it a day?

[frail turtle]

Shouldve just laid in bed

Not lift man made metal for no reason

[turbid goblet]

but what if when we die we have to fight god to see if we can replay the game or if were are deleted

i wanna be prepared

[alpine pumice]

delete me is what i'd say

[turbid goblet]

rm -f SuperNuts

[meager kernel]

No man has the right to be an amateur in matters of physical training.
It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the strength and beauty, of which his body is capable

https://tenor.com/view/wise-gif-5472200

[frail turtle]

Id rather be old and look youthful than look like a tumoroid with wrinkles and grey hair

Cortisol is no joke that stuff will weaken you

[meager kernel]

I wish there was a gif on Socrates

[turbid goblet]

dont worry socrates didnt exist

plato was just afraid to take credit for ruining the world

[knotty nymph]

Will there be any Black Friday deals by chance? 👀

[turbid goblet]

no they are uk

[knotty nymph]

Ah daaaaaaang

[tame gust]

i admit i stole 1dh (1cent) from my mother when i was young

do i go to jail

[burnt mauve]

Yes /j

[meager kernel]

What about Xenophon?

He also wrote on Socrates

This book isn't fake I'd say

[turbid goblet]

im not familiar with him but probably

and socrates was probably real but my philosophy classes in college always had the need to tell us that its possible that he wasnt real lmfao

[meager kernel]

It's not really about the question that he was real or not

It's about, how much of his philosophy that we know can be credited to him and not Plato

It is possible that Plato simply used Socrates as a model to express his own "system"

I honestly prefer Xenophon's work on Socrates more than Plato's

[turbid goblet]

yeah exactly, if he wasnt real we couldnt credit socrates

and theres lack of governmental records of him and obviously he didnt write anything him self

[lofty warren]

rm -rf

[turbid goblet]

looks like xenophon was a military commander so

[lilac cipher]

holy yap

[meager kernel]

Socrates' name was used by 3 writers
Xenophon, Plato and Aristophanes
His name was also mentioned in ancient Greek documents IIRC, cause he was falsely sentenced to death
So chances are, he was real
But he never wrote anything which makes him enigmatic

[meager kernel]

But he was involved in government affairs

[turbid goblet]

but jesus walked on water

[meager kernel]

IIRC I have seen his mentions in Greek documents

[meager kernel]

Ah yea I can't really comment on that
Religion isn't something I've studied much

[turbid goblet]

well same idea

if enough people write something, does that mean it was real

[meager kernel]

No

[turbid goblet]

also i thought the trial was just a philosophical story

[meager kernel]

Possible, yes

We can never know for sure, unfortunately

[turbid goblet]

unless time travel

[west venture]

I guess I love the pain

[west venture]

He did not lol

[meager kernel]

Wait I thought about this statement for a moment
I don't think there's mentions of religious figures outside their own religious books, is there?

[turbid goblet]

uh idk im not religious. was just making a point that if there are multiple sources that arent entirely independent writing something doesnt make it fact/real

which overall is just me playing devils advocate

[meager kernel]

Fair enough

[meager kernel]

Understandable

[tiny canyon]

@turbid goblet HOGSVAK INC WON

[meager kernel]

Probably shouldn't discuss religion here

[viral yew]

Random question is lipeas just slow af to run

[meager kernel]

Yes it takes a while

[turbid goblet]

who is hogsvak inc

[viral yew]

Good thing the VPN has a timer lmao

[turbid goblet]

with just default windows copying?

it wouldnt sort anything

afaik

[frigid mountain]

let it cook sir

let it cook

🙏 bless

[burnt mauve]

Windows just indexes the folder and copies across in order of the index, it doesn't really account for file size or type

afaik there's no performance gain from sorting then transferring since the total size remains unchanged

[turbid goblet]

how would it be more efficient do u think

word

luna put it out perfectly

[burnt mauve]

You'd need to compress with LZ or something then transfer the compressed folder then decompress

Adds more transfer time because you're doing more operations than just a straight copy over

[turbid goblet]

this would probably take the same amount of time if ur counting the time of compressing and decompressing

[burnt mauve]

Yeah

Pretty much tbh, transfer times are more reliant on your hardware than files

Just don't accidentally leave the write blocker on the drive you're transferring to lmao
I've done that one before

[turbid goblet]

how are u actually transfering ur data

what are the drives and the medium

[burnt mauve]

I have a backup drive that's fairly old and I try to keep my writes to a minimum

I was backing up something and forgot to remove the write blocker so I wasted a good hour debugging the software and not looking in the case

So i don't ever accidentally overwrite a backup I don't want to

[turbid goblet]

im asking like are they ssds, hdds. is one an external drive etc?

[burnt mauve]

Also helps with ransomware, cause you can't encrypt the files
This was just a happy accident though 🤣

if you want something big but cheap, I tend to sway towards Seagate HDDs

WD is good from my experience too

[turbid goblet]

only thing u can really make sure is the usb ports/cable then

eg usb 2.0 vs 3.0 would be a big difference

[burnt mauve]

All my stuff is typically connected via SATA

[turbid goblet]

even external drives?

[burnt mauve]

C is also better than B as well for USB3.x

[turbid goblet]

sata is decent

yeah

[burnt mauve]

my external is USB-C

[turbid goblet]

yeah cant get much faster than that

[burnt mauve]

that just exists for random junk though

the header, the cable, or the unit?

Installing headers would be painful

I never touch the motherboard outside of CPU change

[turbid goblet]

wait until u hear ab cat cables

pls dont be the dude plugging in cat5 into users devices

[burnt mauve]

I mean, the version number depicts the standard usually
There's different types of USB in itself which is fun

CAT6 or 6e

[turbid goblet]

yeah lol

[burnt mauve]

Ether cables are about as normally named as NICs

[turbid goblet]

data mediums like usb would do that too

[burnt mauve]

WiFi-6 formerly known as 802.11AX

then WiFi-6e is also a thing which bridges AX with AB

[terse dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387853155710140469/1408739216044855357/giphy.gif

[burnt mauve]

Networking standards go brrr

[terse dirge]

guys, did you know to get better wifi you download more wifi 🤯

[burnt mauve]

I swear CATNIP was a protocol designed solely to meme on TCP/IP as a stack

[turbid goblet]

i have my net+ but i still dont memorize all that lmao

[burnt mauve]

my knowledge isn't the best

I did my CCNA years ago

[turbid goblet]

ive been in it for 5 years lol

i work with shit and will forget in a week

[burnt mauve]

That'll be me after next week 😂

[worn knot]

hello, what are we talking about rn 🌚

[turbid goblet]

with cyber i been taking my own notes unlike the past where all my notes went toward company documentation

that i no longer have access to 🙁

[burnt mauve]

rip

[turbid goblet]

i dont think that affects transfers

[burnt mauve]

I'm gonna be screwed because I have to remember about 12 weeks worth of digital forensics material

[burnt mauve]

Yesn't
ExFAT does have transfer limits

[turbid goblet]

for giac cert?

[burnt mauve]

iirc ExFAT can only transfer up to 3GB at a time

I don't mind it, the law side of everything is tedious though

You spend more time waiting for courts to approve warrants than you do analysing things lmao

Nah uni

Nice, Wish I was able to understand all the PT side of things though lmao

[turbid goblet]

pt?

[burnt mauve]

Pen Testing

[turbid goblet]

nvm

lmao

[burnt mauve]

lmao

[meager kernel]

Good luck

Man I need to give CWES

[burnt mauve]

So far web and binary has been the bane of my existence

[turbid goblet]

web is everyones bane

[meager kernel]

Web feels easier than AD

[burnt mauve]

Like I can do basic SQLi, XSS, but that's it lol

[turbid goblet]

ah rip i havent gotten to anything ad yet

[meager kernel]

I need to absolutely master web

[burnt mauve]

Best I can do is Enum AD

AzureHound my beloved

[turbid goblet]

kratos what u do for job

[meager kernel]

Best I can do is nmap scan in AD machines

[meager kernel]

Flipping burgers /jk

Student rn, internship

[turbid goblet]

ah nice

yous are all young wtf

[meager kernel]

I'm 19

That's not that young

[burnt mauve]

I came from being a Laser Safety Officer lol

[boreal kestrel]

kami you're hardly irish?

[turbid goblet]

im 27

[muted olive]

You got an internship?

[burnt mauve]

24!

[turbid goblet]

im irish wdym

[boreal kestrel]

no way hahahah

what county

[turbid goblet]

oh well im born american

my grandma came from ireland

[boreal kestrel]

ah

i've never heard anyone outside the country say yous

[turbid goblet]

oh lmao

philly

[burnt mauve]

I have extended family from Galway

[boreal kestrel]

lovely place

[meager kernel]

Offer

[burnt mauve]

Everyone else in my family either lives somewhere in Aus, USA, and Copenhagen

[muted olive]

Nice. Good luck

[turbid goblet]

i cant recall where my extended family is at, when i visited ireland i was too drunk or hungover to recall the places i visited

[meager kernel]

Bruh I have a college degree in AI ML, but I dislike AI ML

[burnt mauve]

But math is fun D:

[meager kernel]

Math sucks

[burnt mauve]

Well that's just mean smh /j

[meager kernel]

Ty

[muted olive]

tfw when you reach placement year and see 95% of jobs for software engineering and other 5% for sales

[meager kernel]

My interest in IOT and hardware hacking impressed the person who I was trying to impress

Plus I said I was Pro Hacker in HTB

So....

Yea

[muted olive]

Well that's good at least

[burnt mauve]

Meanwhile I'm trying to break into criminology lol

[turbid goblet]

im too poor to afford thm and htb at the same time so im forever stuck noob

[meager kernel]

Gotta grind HTB now

[muted olive]

just go HTB

[meager kernel]

Cancel THM sub

HTB better

I cancelled my THM sub long back

After the data controversy
Never looked back

[turbid goblet]

well im not fully doing thm atm anyways

[burnt mauve]

Oh? What's the controversy

[turbid goblet]

doing ejpt atm, after i get that ill consider moving to htb fully

[muted olive]

THM has been rather eyebrow raising these past few months lol

[meager kernel]

They were taking user data for a new pentesting AI bot IIRC
Atleast that's what I heard

[burnt mauve]

Honestly I've rarely touched HTB or THM

[turbid goblet]

and that ai bot has 0 opt out

[meager kernel]

HTB humbled me
I thought pentesting used to be easy after doing THM

[meager kernel]

That too

[turbid goblet]

im not too worried bc its gonna learn nothing from my hacking lmao

[muted olive]

Apart from the AI thing, they also do aggressively dumb marketing for their certifications, which are less than a year old and they claim that they will "get you hired"

[terse dirge]

I need to do more HTB tbh

[meager kernel]

It'll just see me doing ls and cat a thousand times

[burnt mauve]

And I'm assuming this is completely non-consensual and they used a dodgy practice to say it's ToS?

[meager kernel]

Yes

[burnt mauve]

Big Corpo moment

[turbid goblet]

owner said our opt out option was to delete our account

lmao

[meager kernel]

Plus I really hate the echo thingy they added
It's really fucking annoying

[burnt mauve]

Also, who trains an AI on a training platform...

that's like

[turbid goblet]

u can disable it now

[burnt mauve]

so counter intuitive

[meager kernel]

Oh thank God

I hated that shit

Always popping out in the corner

"oh welcome back"
Shut yo bich ass up clanker

[burnt mauve]

But that's generally against consumer laws?
That's not opting out..

[turbid goblet]

training the thing that will eventually steal my job pog

[meager kernel]

I left cause of that controversy

I still have their cert exam, PT1

[turbid goblet]

he stated that everything was legal

was that easy?

[muted olive]

That's the only reason?

[burnt mauve]

But that's not legal?

[meager kernel]

Nah, just annoying otherwise

[burnt mauve]

so glad I don't use them lol

[meager kernel]

I like HTB more now

Academy is more detailed

[muted olive]

You're certified or you have an attempt left?

[turbid goblet]

im just afraid if i go to htb too soon ill end up just relearning stuff i already know

[burnt mauve]

Worst case you have revision material lol

[turbid goblet]

spent this last year with no cert tho. gotta get that atleast

[muted olive]

Wait till you see the pro labs

[meager kernel]

Attempt left

It's completely AD so I'm not doing it rn

[muted olive]

I think there's web also, right? 🤔

[meager kernel]

Nothing wrong in that imo

[meager kernel]

Mostly AD

[muted olive]

ah I see

[burnt mauve]

Seems lacking for penetration testing?

like yeah AD is a big backbone but it's not the only target

[meager kernel]

It's networking, AD and one more thing

[muted olive]

but ggs you'll get hired
because its "the cert that gets you hired"

[meager kernel]

I have an year to give it so I'm taking my time

[burnt mauve]

What about compromising other networked devices?
It's no unknown thing that Cisco products get hacked lol

[meager kernel]

Might be in there too

[turbid goblet]

nah no way

[meager kernel]

I'm not too sure

I only know it has like 6 hours of AD

I'll master Web first, then move on to AD

[muted olive]

Do you know that the exam is graded by AI?

[burnt mauve]

lmfao what

[turbid goblet]

lmaoo

[meager kernel]

Oh yea that too

[burnt mauve]

is it not proctored?

[muted olive]

nope

entirely AI graded

[turbid goblet]

i cant wait until this ai bubble pops

[meager kernel]

Should I try refunding the PT1?

[burnt mauve]

So I could just cheat the entire thing, that's so stupid

[meager kernel]

What do you guys think

[wind hamlet]

Hello Everyone, I have a general question While doing tasks in the academy we are provided with the rdp is there any way we can connect to machind command line without rdp I tried winrm but the creds are wrong + I am not admin so Can not use psexec also

[burnt mauve]

Imho, AI as an industry has its place but the way companies abuse it is stupid

[meager kernel]

@turbid goblet I'm gonna ask Jabba if I can refund PT1

[burnt mauve]

watch them go "we can't, there's no refund policy"

[meager kernel]

Hopefully not

[meager kernel]

No

Pretty sure no

[turbid goblet]

jabba prolly cant help

[burnt mauve]

I mean it's not legal they have to have a policy

[meager kernel]

He might answer

[meager kernel]

I'll try refunding it
If I can't, then I'll give it either way

I'm not doing an exam graded by an AI clanker

[burnt mauve]

I love how Clanker is now an actual insult lmao

Didn't think Deus Ex would influence insults 😂

[meager kernel]

Towards AI, yes

I kinda hate AI tbh

I feel like LLMs like GPT and stuff, have taken away critical thinking skills that people had

[burnt mauve]

I don't hate it tbh
I'd probably not be here without AI Advancements lmao

[turbid goblet]

cann anyone translate yoshi? trying to understand what they are saying in the yoshi story theme

[burnt mauve]

All the AI in medtech is really cool imho

[meager kernel]

Before GPT, people actually used to research their shit

Exactly

People can't even search stuff now, they completely rely on GPT

Can't even code now
"Vibe code" my ass
(Respectfully)

[burnt mauve]

my code is "vibe" - I write it and go "that looks right"
To come back a month later and not know what I was doing

[meager kernel]

AI coding is honestly one of the worst inventions in computer field

[burnt mauve]

mine looks like an AI wrote it lmao

[meager kernel]

People actually used to write code using their bare hands and a keyboard

[ashen panther]

Hey 👋🏻

[burnt mauve]

it's just so poorly written lmao

[meager kernel]

Lmao

[burnt mauve]

I either overcomment or just don't comment at all with obscure names

[meager kernel]

I know good enough coding, but I don't like coding

[neon zealot]

Hmmmm

[meager kernel]

I just never comment
Only God knows what the code does

[vagrant fog]

sorry im new but, how do we access the terminal in ubuntu

[meager kernel]

Open terminal

[burnt mauve]

people did this before AI though

[neon zealot]

@vagrant fog search in the search panel

[vagrant fog]

there is no icon for it

[meager kernel]

Most of the linkedin is filled with AI slop

[vagrant fog]

ok

[burnt mauve]

The internet was a mistake imho

revert back to sneakernet

[meager kernel]

People make basic python projects and put AI tag over it

[vagrant fog]

ty, i got it

[neon zealot]

Welcome

I mean In LinkedIn they post everything eating sitting sleeping shitting

[burnt mauve]

I met people by going outside 😂

[neon zealot]

@burnt mauve @tame plaza @meager kernel

[burnt mauve]

I've never opened linked in 😔
It doesn't want me to either 😂

[neon zealot]

Lol

[burnt mauve]

I have to make an account to view someone's profile

and I ain't doing that

"Dear connections, my wife broke up with me. BUY CRYPTO NOW"

[meager kernel]

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

I should
I've only posted a CTF on LinkedIn

I just keep it to watch other people who ik comment and post

[burnt mauve]

I should turn my text messages into linkedin posts just to annoy the wife

[meager kernel]

True

I got my internship offer through my irl connections
Not through linkedin

Agreed

[burnt mauve]

the day someone gets a job through Twitter, I'm selling my dogs
Cause ain't no way someone could pull that

[meager kernel]

Very rarely I've seen a genuine person there