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why do all altassian websites take atleast 12 seconds to load
-# but I'm a hacker (finished 1 active machine)
uk why it is
, imagine using graph and rest to load their sites on top of that clunky UI
corporate software do be like that
all these shiny concepts micro-services sharding scaling and still slower than a lamp site
And what Atlassian's fav past time would be?
||Rename things||
Ah, then it cannot be transfered @neon zealot ^
Thanks
Donut I have complete confidence in you
That would be weird if it was transferrable
I could create 100 account, solve machine with one and get 100 holo rewards and transfer ๐
I'm sad then
I can't do 101, cuz I can't count more than 100
it's been 30 minutes no body is available from support
bro
why nvidia fans wont open up ?
when idle ?
is this green ECO climate change bs
Bro u just counted
yes ma'am ๐ซก
how long does it usually take for the HTB support team to respond?
@cerulean bloom I think it's sir
It should be availble on your support chat UI
@crude wasp they will get back to you when they are available
their pronouns are she/her?
i have contacted them there yes, i wanted to know how much would it take for them to respond
competative programming be like
thanks!
btw, if I solve expired machines, do I still get the points or no?
oh I'm great at competitive programming
?
Yes
its fun and games until it gets to real high
whats ur elo
Only active machines and active challenges gives u points to increase the rank @cerulean bloom
I'm saying the same, that you'd see the approximate time on the support chat UI on the top
What in the very hell? this is not competitive at all

rage bait?
yessir ๐
reached 2000 codeforces not that long ago
this is faster than 80% of the solutions
Now you're making me feel bad cause I suck at coding
can u tell me how
DSA
Because they are all dumb
hop in https://codeforces.com
can you tell me your ID to give some tips?
SoonTM
my username is DonutMaster ๐คฃ
u can just send me in discord
altho id is the same
i dont know how to use the site
it look complex

@scenic maple it isnt
It ain't that complex @scenic maple
but why did u ping be twice
Hard to say which company laptop is yours

I have habit mb sorry man


Actually a flex
@cerulean bloom bro I opened THM's server few days back and saw someone saying "Blackhat hackers are better teachers and are more successful" ๐ญ๐ญ
Why are there people like this there
๐คท
Alright sir
Doggy
for easy problems on codeforces, usually requires just simple thinking
Dogs >>> cats
This can be extended ad hoc and thus is not a valid argument
eh true
Unless you formally define "simple thinking"
usually, you need to know:
sorting, basic string operations, and some other things
very bad advice
That's what she said
and for intermediate ones, you require an observation
thats what i am trying but i am lost after first 20
which problem are you working on rn?
I was a high performance algorithms and optimization nerd some years ago
what was your rating on codeforces
-# me just curious
Hand crafting AVX256 Assembly was my hobbie
You lack autism
I am too autistic to care about competitions
I was just reading books and practicing
No codeforces this is for normies seeking jobs
or for kids that prepare for IOI (which I am one of them)
oh wait
I misunderstood ๐คฃ
IO what?
IOI - International Olympiad of Informatics
let me have a look
Go take some Tylenol
why lol

ok, so you understood the problem statement, right?
well ia m doing right now
oh ๐คฃ
hi donut
yo ๐

its good
About jee exams
ooh
It's usually some edit made by some student giving JEE or neet
khudi is also good by the local train band @meager kernel
Have heard of it
nice
JEE is nice if you want to practice integration
do u live in india man
Ikr
in this context what is jee
Joint Entrance Examination
hmmmm
Lmao, no its been more than 673 years since I last been to India
well petals isnt indian so idk
๐
bro what
๐
He's immortal
yeah yeah I can remember past lives
@scenic maple the country u live in is it near nepal
hmmm
trivial skill
china
how many times do i say it
hi timoo
i have better things to do than climb a dumb mountain
Yes golam has climbed everest many many times
helllooo
No challenge is a match to him
go go lam
Because he is just that good at climbing
Could have just used a calculator
whats a polyglot
ooh
got it
im also a polygot
polyglot
i speak more than 2 language

You didn't get the joke but thats ok
dont speak to me until you know chinese
which one?
mandarin
Ok
Ni hau
not you tho i was speaking to ninjathebox
actually rule 5
and thanks for asking i am good
actually rule 5
Actually, rule 5 ๐ซ
why bro why me always
people love cats all around the world
i love cats more than he does
I eat cats
Vro
vro
ok
if thats true where is your cat api?
odin memory card
legend dont need i feed 10 cats and pet them everyday
they live at my home

it was 15
only 10
5 died
my condolences
but 15 isnt enough
it is
you dare use my own trick against me
I ate plutonium once
Stooppp
Can we mine crypto with it?
Pretty sure we aren't using 100% of it at same time
Any pseduo doctor here that can confirm
@devout sail should i do Labs rn or Academy or just practice coding
suggest
lol
Opion
just suggest
Yes
Just suggest
tf you mean Yes?
My suggestion
@scenic maple you suggest
Kratos go do some Academy
aight

You'll have to get good with any language for quick scripting anyways
none
What's coding suggest
alright
do competitive programming 
Script using x86 assembly
Learn theory from academy a
And do labs, then learn to script while doing labs
not blue
ill go play some games :))
No
thats arguably one of the worst ways to learn programming
You go learn coding
its the mine fields
Nah not cpp
competitive programming is all just DSA

C better
๐งโโ๏ธ
c better indeed but c++ has better libs
C++ overlaps with my college syllabus
so helpful in both ways
Ok
how do you run colbol
Just do it
Its compiled
Turtcat got mentioned
lel
Nim
I'll make an alternative
bloodypuss which will be better than bloodhound
I'll reinvent the fire first tho
rediscover is hard to type
redis cover
A cover for my cash
Congrajulashon
Bachelor in National Security & Cybersecurity
which degree
I plan to publish it
Somewhere
Google Scholar
But I would dox myself on discord when it gets connected lol

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I want the song now ๐ญ ๐ญ
๐ค
Ohh I still have to pwn that one
Something funny
Time to dig that song fr
Share after u find jt
You got assy hobbies
Will do
You tease me for food right
Evil
I am already full
yes
I am on. Diet
hi
Yo

echo "of $(whoami)"
How many times an echo happens after a sound in the right conditions?
I will message you at 1 am with all this
Then do a while loop
@devout sail I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X_tJ712Htw
ๅญๅนใONใซใใใจๆญ่ฉใ่กจ็คบใใใพใใTurn on subtitles, lyrics are displayed.
[English,Indonesian,Tagalog,Portuguese,romaji]
๐ป๐๐๐ป๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐ โhttps://www.tiktok.com/@seranipoji_official
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53XduToEF_g
ใpipo pipo๏ผSped Up Version๏ผใโht...
:(){ :|:& };:
This is called fork bomb ๐
It's bash, does something worst than what you sent
Sir this is wendy's
This is the way echoes
way more evil
The best way is
You monster!
alias echo=':(){ :|:& };:'
oh I was too quick
I am veg
๐
Give me
Supplement with a steak
lmfao
lol vegan
Every single person who has ever been vegan has died
Checkmate atheists
Veganism has a 100% correlation with eventual death
checkmate polytheists
Nope
lick the screen tremendoudly
Can somone help me find info about somone I have a pic and name
It is not nice @scenic maple
Banned for being
@scenic maple attack
Also Xena means Vagina in Brazilian Portuguese
Yall not hacker?
@scenic maple attack
Bro that ain't allowed don't do osint
This person thinks hacker means dumb asses that know osint and do whatever someone asks to do in a chat
we dont help with sketchy or potentially illegal/immoral activities
im summoned

no he's not a BUM
We need your help heathers
Mann me too @carmine pecan
why would i
to eat fake meat
I ate
Heaters attack
wassap is this about vegan rights ? this mf are delulu
Heaters attack
Both
both
animals are YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
Specially cats
most of the times gay too
I just ate duck + cow + chicken + pork
fried chicken and watermelons give you strength
๐ณ
i saw that you BUM
fried watermelons?
๐
and no im not a rainbow person
gives you enough power for cotton farming
you'd be a machine
the hole is not the goal, i love women
and not any women

Tastes good
Metallic sometimes
wassap babby how you been
Daamn thats crazy, what you wearing rn
KLDJFDKSJFSJFSDAK
hey guys, any group for CTF try out, for newbies
or can I accessed it without joining any team?

damn
thats some saaaad looking burger
bro if you wanna eat meat just eat the fking meat, stop trynna be hey this eeeeh meat is made from vegies, bro ITS NOT MEAT IF ITS NOT COMMING FROM MEAT
animals are YUMMY
eat animals
and get married
huh
L
GOV: WHY OUR citizens are not getting married and having children anymore ???? the population is decreasing very rapidaly ? citizens: we're not getting paid well rent is too high, we can barely support 1 person, GOV: OK we gonna import people from indian, africa, ...etc
yea...it's sketch
Yes
@near swift
typemonkey right?
reverify @cerulean bloom
go to HTB account - unlink - relink
gotcha

yes
my hands are moving so fast
my fingers
proof or lie
Iโll see if I still have the picture
@tame gust 1 gallon of gas or 1 chikin mc nugger ๐ข
dont have the picture 
One chick in mc nugget or one chicken mc nugget?
have you reverify Donut?
not yet
I need to wait till my sister finishes her meeting
in 5 minutes
no?
i'll stop her
shes younger than me lol
yo yo yo
do I need VIP+ to spawn Retro?
๐ฉ I'm slow
bro doesnt have a firefox account
But I think I can type target machine ip without messing it up now
Have to stay anonymous (jk I have google account ๐ )
What
In response to this
What about the kpop fantasy
left
Who uses Firefox
I rather a galon of gas I think
guys who tried ghost of yotei
๐ช
What's wrong with firefox
Chrome is better
The fox
oh boy
I use all 3
whats not wrong
Fr is it bad?
A spider?
I use
Web development should be banned worldwide imo
Web dev is fine but don't make apps with webdev tech
how woulc you use discord
Keep web for web
Too bad too sad
I use Zen Browser
App
soon enough yall will play tripple A games in browser
Windows 11 is already chromium-based anyway
Via ssh
Yeah ssh
yeah WinRM
evilWinRM
LinuxRar
XSS?
Xascading Style Sheets
Backend dev spotted
Bro I wanna be a president SOO BAD. The things I would ban...
Bro you can disable css if it bothers you
CroX Style Shit
cross site scripting ~ CSS
@hoary nebula to stfu
CSS: Counter Strike Source
Damn
That's probably what the current one thought 
someone wanna play ? lol
I wish I could but I can't ig
Also not source 2
I still have source 1 installed lmao
CSS Cascade Style Shit
this kind of games steam should add for free
I swear this is even better than csgo
Rule no 1: every human should walk at at least 10km/hour when walking in the road, or else immediate arrest
The bots are funny
try given em only shotguns and they be hella annoying
I tried every combo ever
Hotguns
yo
The game never ends of fun
ah, there we go
They'd play parkor once they get shot lmao
throw the smoke bomb and they act like you not there, them smoke bombs prio csgo never hid anything
Put them on Expert and those mf will see you behind the walls ๐
I won't try it again ever lmao
tbf you just gave me an idea to try to see how's the aim bot script worked for cs 1.6 <= csgo
would be a good cpp practice
Yeah ig it was different from new cs games
and also make bots using it it think that'd be possible
hey guys why is the forum not updated since apr?
i am stuck on a box and headed to the forum after a long time and saw that it is locked to staff only and last updated in apr
Forums will be retired I believe (idk why)
so where can we go for hints about specific machines?
And moderate probably
i include that as part of maintain
the spam bots where ruthless lmao
Oh yeah bots are just ****
and there just wasnt enough people using it to justify that time, compared to focussing on and improving discord
I mean, there is discord forum channels
we could consider adding something like that in for boxes
yeah i got that
Yeah something similar to prolabs would be good imo
It would attract people who like forums
@static pasture / @gentle tulip
Howdy
I think we tried that with boxes and there were a fair amount of complaints. Im not opposed to it though
i think it was certs

bro keeps thinking without telling me what he is thinking about
i thought there were a lot of people, but just would not write something
thinks for 5 minutes*
sorry i can't help with this illegal activities
That's the web ChatGPT?
nah normal one
he's thinking "gosh this dumbass again" jkjk โค๏ธ
it was less then even the HTB reddit tbh
???
yeah, but it was very useful
there are specific flavors or chatgpt
there is a web dev helper flavored
NLTE's one sure looks promissing
BloodGPT
Dude himself is bloodgpt fr
Not yet
But I'm thinking of trying Dolphin3 or maybe WhiteRabbitNeo
The box is nice but look up WhiteRabbitNeo
LMAO
@Moderator activity check
3 wpm
Respond in 5 seconds or you owe me 5 cubes
how does one even type that slow
It took him ages to send 3 words
There is no mods in general
If any mod read this message prove you exist by muting me
๐ฟ
I may be wrong, but I think forums also had some kinda user limit
or maybe im thinking of threads
or maybe mutexes?
lol
In multi threading programming, a mutex is a technique to mute your ex
It can have an impact on performance but the tradeoff is security and reliability
Wrap it in Option it should work fine too
Emma y u no in meeting
Option is not always thread safe
its joever
i am
I broke a toe so I don't need to work today
Benefits: No workie
Cons: No tip toeing around
G9 is a nice chord
im blind or you just joined 
G9 has the same function as a Bmaj7
G9 has an extra note right?
At least it's five notes lmao
Forward me the invite, I dont see it on my calendar
But usually we will remove the third so it will be only one extra note
Nah, usually its only four
it can be five but too colorful for most
Wait if it's without the third then it's more like of a power chord
Not really because there's still the seventh, thus the harmonic function still remains strongly defined
Alright ig that works too
Whats your email, I got you
But that's also why no one uses like Gm9
this is extremly niche even for jazz lol
funny
lmao
I try to be a man of my word 
Also was waiting to see the Mailer Daemon come back being like it doesnt exist.
bro just posted ip grabber
yes hello I'd like to report a violation
Please submit a ticket to noreply@hackthebox.com please
What about bribes@htb?
Go on...what do you have to offer
I have nothing of value 
maybe you will https://hackerone.com/hack_the_box

i just slept for 14 hours
hell yeah, sleep is the most important hacker skill
Sleep is the most important human skill*
why am i not in the meeting ๐คจ
Mediation is far superior to sleep
if the meditator knows what he is doing
Not youtube meditation I mean
Ayooo
Candy
why dont i have a candy
lmao
did anyone say candy ?
We get candy tonight
erm....
lmao alright enough trolling for tonight
@west venture
๐
LMAO
๐
bro you summoned him
Damn
I saw this creature eat the rust creature too
A crab?
it will also eat you run
Idk
It would be topologically innacurate
@terse dirge clead
its 2025 bro don't use pronounce until you a confirmed of it ๐ญ
ok
@scenic maple golam71
wat
chat will i get timed out now ?
where is golam70 ?
Where's ZQA
wheres mto ?
@ZQA @ZQA @ZQA @ZQA @ZQA
Dont' ๐
why did you ping me
@static pasture
Because you're pingable
ummm... hows your day going ?
I like this lmao
bad
sighs
rest in pieces @carmine pecan ๐
Pieces ๐
sorry to hear zat.....
Falcon you are challenged to a chess match
Dude already imagined the process
Live
i meant what i said
exactly
Wow chess match letzz go
Bongcloud
anyone wanna play chess ?
i am noob you guys can elo farm from me
If I win you lose this is the bet
๐ old memories
The history repeats
fr
i wonder who will be the new member this time xd
PTSD
I use telepathy to hack
lmao fr
fr
@Margery
guys will we get banned if we started mentioning the mods ?
Only me
its an exception
Everyone else can ping then all day and face no consequences at all
@MsPetals
should i press enter ?
You guys are too easily manipulated by symbolism
Dude has a falcon in his name and picture and BOOM
fear
how bro felt saying that line -
I can lift a decent weight but not a ban

bro fears nothing
are the mods sleeping now ?
Reunion island is a small island west of Madagascar where a flalron of the aircraft was discovered
"Trending in your country"
Reunion is meeting in french
What does this have to do with anything?
Therapy moment?
It will pass bro
All things shall pass
Hello guys
Including all your loved ones
I have 6+month vip + voucher how to use it?
including any and every thing you can call dear to you
It will all pass
Rest into this bed of discernment
Anyone please?
For its the highest luxury
Hello
@nimble tundra
๐ฎ
Looks like he already ran away
@static pasture
Redeem it on the platform
i am scared
How like where? I don't see any specific page
is mrpetal still alive ๐ i see falconspy in the chat
Has passed away
RIP
Rest In Petals
ayo where is this from?
deep condolences
hi
ih
seems to be a series called "20th century boys". couldnt find the original animation in the gif, but there are edits similar to it on youtube, like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnu2_YXjbu8
HTB Lemma
suddenly it says my account isnt verified with HTB discord
i disconnected it and reconnected now, still cant enter giveaways, what gives :/
the difference between theory and practice is: in theory, they're the same

@tame gust get down boi
morning fellas
You don't fear me?
After encounter that expression?
Texas
No. I'm not Texas. I'm Tejas.
๐ฑ ๐ฅถ
o well.
I surrender
Well in that case
Good
i hate blackarch tbh
Capture my flag: ๐ซ๐ท
Me trying to figure out the context of the GIF
welcome to the club
he found out the company frontend is written in react classes instead of functions and backend is java 7
The fuck is that combo?
Java BE?
atleast its not java applets
once upon a time they made so that java would run in the frontend
it was so bad that eevryone thought javascript was genius
well i will comment on it
Go ahead
i dont like java or javascript
and i think somehow its oracles fault
Shouldn't it be 'and'?
but javascipt blame also falls on elich
look at this tragedy
its so bad that it has wrappers for other languages
liek jython jruby
u write code in python/ruby and it gets transpiled to java
๐๐๐
well feel free to edit wikipeda the free encyclopedia of the internet
annoying part is you have to provide sources for everything
๐ฉ
the things software devs pull of just to meet requirements and deadlines is crazy peak engineering
gems made under the pressure of PMs who over promise and under deliver
the greatest pieces of tech have the least amount of engineering
1 new finding
that lets me forge JWTs
wish we had something to chain this with though
You're gonna have a job for life....a miserable one too
Thats a doble edged sword 
Apparently im a parts expert now...me....who doesn't even own a car
That sounds pretty advanced
yea but it's a really simple misconfig
I see
I have a lot of how the fuck questions but I'll reserve them for another time
In a blue moon