general

[meager kernel]

man im tired

[half lantern]

My best chance is deloitte rn considering their global manager wants me

[austere sinew]

and this was before the mi5 got paranoid about china

[supple plume]

Mmmm I can wait for you

[hoary nebula]

@half lantern yapper

[meager kernel]

lmao

[supple plume]

My job is going to be there later anyway

[half lantern]

Yappity yap yap

[supple plume]

Fluent in Yappanesse

[austere sinew]

I'd maybe check the startups before going there, deloitte's known for its abuse but then again my friends are lawyers so could be different from department to department

[meager kernel]

i wish i was skilled in hacking

[supple plume]

Bro stop wishing and make it happen

[meager kernel]

trying 😭

[half lantern]

I know big 4 I hate them myself. But this is in enabling, so I don't work with clients, only deloitte itself

[supple plume]

You're doing good

[meager kernel]

im sick today unfortunately

throat infection

i dont wanna get up from bed

[half lantern]

MAKE IT HAPPEN, I didn't even know what a binary was until last year

[supple plume]

Listen to hacking videos

[meager kernel]

ippsec

[supple plume]

Yeah

[meager kernel]

my lord

[austere sinew]

deloitte's work culture is incredibly toxic that's the thing. Clients are the same everywhere but when you're working 12 hours a day just to stay afloat that's another thing entirely

[half lantern]

Ippsec is God to listen to while eating

[half lantern]

Yeah my man works at kpmg but the 12 hours a day is because of client work and deliverables. This job is for internal pen testing and its 9-5

[austere sinew]

and he suggests going for deloitte?

[supple plume]

We know his name, where he lives and where he works

[meager kernel]

why do i keep finding brainrot memes in my feed 😂

[supple plume]

Vro focus on ippsec

[austere sinew]

joe is a very common name and half of london are lawyers or in administration

[supple plume]

Joever

[native plume]

I'm ready

[supple plume]

Send me convo

[meager kernel]

yes yes

[native plume]

Sent challenge

[lofty warren]

hi fellas

[supple plume]

Oh ok

[devout sail]

I manifested it

[soft fern]

Good evening.

[devout sail]

Good day

[meager kernel]

come in dms for a moment

[thorny quarry]

I started learning hacking next year.

[hard harbor]

It really do be the phishing forms prompting users for their credentials… they just pop them in without a thought in their brain.

[hard harbor]

This form is clearly from HR who used a random email to ask for my login credentials.

[serene star]

hey, any mods around I can dm?

[supple plume]

@native plume Ggggg🤝 🤝

[native plume]

Gg 🔥

Chess.com throw at me another opponent for no reason 😭

Pink board didn't help me today 💀

[sturdy thistle]

sup

[hoary nebula]

stop ghost pinging me

I will take your furniture

[lofty warren]

good night too

[sturdy thistle]

@austere sigil

[ornate ibex]

@austere sigil

[sturdy thistle]

or @scenic maple

[scenic maple]

hi

[sturdy thistle]

@scenic maple 😄

[scenic maple]

dm me

[ornate ibex]

oh

I didn't see that

[zealous charm]

[native plume]

Now I want more chess

[hardy frigate]

Hey guys

Would u pay for a software that acts as a database for your hacking

And then produces analysese, comparisons of data, and a report of findings

I feel like we are meant to be high level operators

Analysis and low level functions + memory should be automated by technology

[patent elbow]

it's so hard to answer that without any context
if it's actually a good tool and it saves me time then sure why not
but if not i can just build it myself
or pay someone to handle it
or honestly i don't know
really depends on how much you actually need that tool too

[hardy frigate]

Because I feel like with more space in our brain, we could be finding more vulnerabilities

But space is taken up by low level details and analysis

[scenic maple]

there are no easy answers only hard questions

[native plume]

You should compare your idea with existing ones in the market, see if you have something that's not implemented in existing products

If you have something then you might get people interested in buying/subscribing to your software

Really depends on how you execute your idea and how much you'd make it easier for your users

So we have:

• ease of installation
• ease of use
• ease of reading results out of your software and possibly offer some integrations with others

So in short, Nyaa 😼

[hardy frigate]

Hmm I see

[scenic maple]

very insightful

[compact wave]

mickm

mick

mick

mick

@sturdy thistle

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-family-guy-thank-you-love-you-hi-gif-12458842

Im cooking meat

with potatoes and rice

and carrot

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-hungry-yummy-nom-nom-hangry-gif-14955634131026949607

[bronze lion]

wht are u making

[compact wave]

Shredded beef

3hours of slow cooking

[bronze lion]

i think 3 hours is a bit low

😕

[meager kernel]

My exams got cancelled ☺️☺️

Let's goo

[bronze lion]

i have one tmr

[compact wave]

mmmm it depends

[bronze lion]

depenst

[compact wave]

depenst deez

[bronze lion]

too slow

nuts

[meager kernel]

Nuts

[meager kernel]

Good luck

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ban-pubg-lite-banned-rainbow-gif-16212382

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-milk-anime-milk-gif-23177834

[sturdy thistle]

hello

matcha latte later

[hoary nebula]

benned

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

[devout sail]

Can we ban yannick for spamming

There's no goth girl in chat

[umbral zodiac]

Hey, Is anyone of the Machine Submission team available for a chat about my submission?

[meager kernel]

yes

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/gothic-girl-goth-girl-catgirl-neko-cat-ears-gif-18564136

[supple plume]

VOTE THUMBS UP TO REQUEST FOR MORE PSYDUCKS EMOJI

[supple plume]

@quasi lodge

[native plume]

PSYDUCK

[supple plume]

@gleaming moss

[snow wraith]

@ADMINISTRAITORS

[proud moth]

GO TO HORNY JAIL

[supple plume]

@lime trout add more psyduck emojies to the channel the vote is unanimous

[snow wraith]

m confused af rn

[hoary nebula]

@everyone

[quasi lodge]

ZAP ZAP ZAP

[snow wraith]

hypr or gnome? :' (

[quasi lodge]

ZAP

[snow wraith]

hardware is not a prob i guess

[quasi lodge]

ZAP ZAP

[supple plume]

KDE PLASMA

[dusky jacinth]

Gnome

[quasi lodge]

Yes

[dusky jacinth]

I’m a simple man

[proud moth]

helo i just asterd in aking is it is posible to became a blak hact hacker???

[quasi lodge]

More emote

[dusky jacinth]

No

[quasi lodge]

Pelade

[snow wraith]

bored actually, riced it a lot

[quasi lodge]

Please

[supple plume]

some people in this chat only speak in psyduck emojies

[buoyant wyvern]

can we have more negative emojies specifically for @agile thunder

[hoary nebula]

can i becom snapchet hackker?

[agile thunder]

i have been pinged

[dusky jacinth]

Indeed

[supple plume]

stop ricing and start hacking

[proud moth]

can i hak spanochat?

[dusky jacinth]

Thug nasty in the building frfr

[proud moth]

can i hak istogram

[devout sail]

We got one for t1em

[proud moth]

or feisevauk?

[devout sail]

[dusky jacinth]

My personal philosophy

[hoary nebula]

gais how do i hek snepuchat

[snow wraith]

https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/comments/1ohz7lr/gnome_slightly_riced_arch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[hoary nebula]

L

[snow wraith]

this is my rice

[dusky jacinth]

Fact.

[proud moth]

i cant find spnegochat

[snow wraith]

gnome

[devout sail]

Learn japaneis

[dusky jacinth]

Snapuchatu

[proud moth]

spanichat

[dusky jacinth]

Is that good

[agile thunder]

snapchat~chan

[supple plume]

heckers heck aroun they don get kot

[agile thunder]

I ANT MURICAN 😭

how dare thee

[dusky jacinth]

Don’t care

[agile thunder]

ts is worse than 👎 😭

[dusky jacinth]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMOTERRRFRR

[native plume]

Only feet please

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/american-gif-23667282

[dusky jacinth]

Ayo?

[meager kernel]

kinky

[native plume]

We measure in feet

[supple plume]

to much walking to mesure things

[dusky jacinth]

And our feet aren’t even accurate

Like a foot is 12 in

[supple plume]

and bruh no feet is 30cm long

[dusky jacinth]

Who in here got a 12 in foot

[dusky jacinth]

Shut up

[heady sage]

I got another interview scheduled

[agile thunder]

w

[dusky jacinth]

Hey quick shout out to all the God emperors out there

We couldn’t have done it without you

[native plume]

Did I get all fb reactions or not

[dusky jacinth]

I think you’re missing the lovey smiley one

I haven’t been of FB since I first ever was allowed to use social media

[native plume]

Probably I don't know about it

[dusky jacinth]

🤷‍♂️

[devout sail]

You are welcome

Aya I'm polar

Poler

Polepe

Fuck it

[dusky jacinth]

No you got it

What are you a quitter?

I don’t know any good hackers that are quitters.

[devout sail]

I wanna be quitter

[dusky jacinth]

You don’t get to

[devout sail]

So i can stop

[meager kernel]

no

[dusky jacinth]

That’s what you get when you’re God Emperor

[devout sail]

I'll be Shadow Emperor
Sitting in the corner

[agile thunder]

oo

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/corner-sit-deer-gif-10844181262590199499

[agile thunder]

i has mad an emoji

[devout sail]

[dusky jacinth]

The CIA be like

[agile thunder]

hehe

[hoary nebula]

what the FUCK is that

jk

[supple plume]

vro chad nvim? just use vim and arch without ricing, start drinking black coffee without sugar

[dusky jacinth]

Real

[agile thunder]

[dusky jacinth]

Tmux + Vim >>

[agile thunder]

micro >>>>

[dusky jacinth]

no.

[agile thunder]

yes

[dusky jacinth]

God no.

Please don’t make me go back.

[agile thunder]

hell yes twin

[dusky jacinth]

I can’t.

[supple plume]

seeeesh

cool emoji

[agile thunder]

[devout sail]

sheesh

[agile thunder]

hehe

i have discovered the ability to create emojis

[dusky jacinth]

He’s a menace

[meager kernel]

man i dont feel like studying

my throat is paining like a bitch

[agile thunder]

have you considered drugs

[ornate ibex]

doctor?

[meager kernel]

took the medicine
still paining

[ornate ibex]

hot water

I mean warm water

[supple plume]

just drink water and rest

[meager kernel]

come in dms for a moment

[devout sail]

On no he's sending throat pics

Sheesh

[ornate ibex]

am no doctor

to diagnose it

lol

[devout sail]

warm water

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/mistamushy-sheesh-gif-23783351

[devout sail]

70°C warm

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-sheesh-sheesh-meme-jeez-gif-18325954655599604717

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/ronan-sheesh-sheesh-gif-21479305

https://tenor.com/view/sheesh-two-puffs-twopuffs-tracy-sheeeesh-gif-25848441

[devout sail]

Is this some sort of drug?

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-smirk-gif-18775562

[devout sail]

They are all making weird signs

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/sheesh-sheeesh-hype-cat-gif-25828278

[supple plume]

you ask for the meaning of sheeesh?

[rose onyx]

I believe in you bro

[devout sail]

They all pointing at. Their arm
While saying sheesh

And yes

[ornate ibex]

I just work in one profession

[supple plume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tzoARMwZ2Vs&pp=ygUPb3JpZ2luYWwgc2hlZXNo

13 seconds totally worth it

[rustic carbon]

Nah this shit is torture 💀

Fuck active directories

[hoary nebula]

stop fucking AD

[buoyant wyvern]

you take that back

[native plume]

I can feel your pain

[rustic carbon]

too wide cant help myself

[supple plume]

vru just study enough to hack machines and do retired machines

[hoary nebula]

mods, give me mod

[native plume]

Mods, give me coffee

[supple plume]

then you'll want to understand more

[rustic carbon]

funny thing

2nd double espresso today

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-coffee-cup-cup-of-coffee-coffee-mug-hot-coffee-gif-1424954753048007115

[rustic carbon]

I slept with my first one

bruh

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/england-hetalia-tea-sip-arthur-kirkland-gif-10113048656234490869

Thank you

[ornate ibex]

how is it?

enough sugar?

[rustic carbon]

n o

[native plume]

Delicious, I can yap harder now

[buoyant wyvern]

one day, you will understand

[rustic carbon]

Do I have to?

Bro AD is a whole ass mountain

[agile thunder]

AD is just ragebait 🥀

[native plume]

But there's a thing about AD (experienced people can confirm it)
There's a lot of similar patterns once you get used to it

[supple plume]

https://app.hackthebox.com/teams/overview/7852

joing my team

[scenic maple]

funny how some guy actually wrote active directory

[rustic carbon]

Someone who gets me

[scenic maple]

#1318239802931286066

https://htb-mp-prod-public-storage.s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/teams/b16574c54c98b9512edbecb8fa4f47f2.jpg

[supple plume]

seeeesh

[supple plume]

IQunder100K

[scenic maple]

maybe u should try without the extra l

[rustic carbon]

It gives "sudo apt install opsec" vibes ong

[native plume]

Blunder ⁉️

[agile thunder]

i'm acc js gonna join twin

[rustic carbon]

Istg AD is short for AiDs

[agile thunder]

Active Despair

[native plume]

I'm a web person so I can relate 💀

(Can't pwn easy web boxes even)

It's joever

[rustic carbon]

-# I cant even pwn very easy ones but I'll act like I do to fit in..

[agile thunder]

you mean starting point 😭

[native plume]

The weird thing is I could pwn some retired machines without even looking at writeups

Maybe I'm not trying enough (due to limited time) or things got harder than before

[rustic carbon]

rick ricky same thing

[zealous charm]

[agile thunder]

brother i fear they give you step by step guide

[scenic maple]

no way

you use burp ai?

[supple plume]

@rustic carbon bro you should get in our team it's the only team you fit perfectly

[crude lynx]

You finished Intro to AD?

[rustic carbon]

I fear I'll need therapy after AD

[rustic carbon]

almost...

[zealous charm]

I personally havent used it, but i hear theyve been improving it

[rustic carbon]

so close yet so far

[zealous charm]

Recently vibe coded some burp extensions with gemini though

[scenic maple]

initially it wasnt much good

but now its good i heard

[rustic carbon]

never-

Im bad Im not that bad

Im in denial

[crude lynx]

I can’t even read that wall of text, even with ChatGPT

[rustic carbon]

Wanna dm show you what's up?

to compare

[crude lynx]

Ok

[rose onyx]

It's just a bunch of people replying now.

[scenic maple]

better people than ai

[rustic carbon]

lmao who's idea was this?

[native plume]

print('\n'.join([' '.join(f':steve_{i+j+1}:' for j in range(4)) for i in range(0, 16, 4)]))

No more manual clicking

[rustic carbon]

#include <iostream>
namespace std;

int main(){
cout<<"I dont got time for that :skull::pray:"<<"endl";
return 0;
}

[native plume]

Where's your semi-colon

[rustic carbon]

I havent done c++ for 8 months give me a break

[subtle plover]

Wat do you mean?

[buoyant wyvern]

requested

[native plume]

I missed another thing (it can compile) but chat should punish us now

Also hardcore C++ devs would complain about another thing

Let's see

[rustic carbon]

-# I dont wanna play this game anymore

[supple plume]

accepted

[rustic carbon]

Alright Im hopping back to Active Depression

cya dudes

[tired quarry]

Hey, i'm new here, i want to know to install an OS but i don't know which one is good for a beginner.
I know a few, such as Parrot, Kali Linux, and PopOs. But I don't know which one would be most suitable.
If anyone could point me in the right direction ✨

[rustic carbon]

mint

its like windows 10 but linux

[tired quarry]

I've heard of Mint too. I'm a developer and I use Ubuntu as my base OS, and I know it could have been an alternative.
But is Mint an OS designed for hacking, with pre-installed tools, or do we configure it ourselves according to our needs ?

[tired quarry]

Ok

[rustic carbon]

I recommend you use mint for some months and then hop to either kali or parrot os

[buoyant wyvern]

straight into arch is best option

[rustic carbon]

menace

[tired quarry]

I understand the approach !

[rustic carbon]

aight enough talking gtg cya dudes

[buoyant wyvern]

go study AD

[dry bridge]

Hi!

[agile thunder]

hola

[zealous charm]

@trim atlas u pro hacc'r?

[dry bridge]

Que pasa

[agile thunder]

soy bueno

[dry bridge]

Eres bueno en que sentido? Ajaja

[trim atlas]

i am succ hacc

/ noob hacc idk how offensive I can type here

[agile thunder]

lowk no hablo espana twin ✌️

[proven halo]

hey, I want to ask a question in #boxes but I can't type there and I can't see the #how-to-talk channel anymore. Can anyone help?

[zealous charm]

you can only type offensive about security here

[dry bridge]

Ahaha don't worry man

[dry bridge]

Don't be offensive, be friendly

[spark sierra]

What is the first stape to learn some cibersegurity? I need to know programm languages ?

[zealous charm]

Nope

[supple plume]

need to lock tf in in academy

[dry bridge]

Nope, but it's good skill

Check htb academy

[agile thunder]

so many people joining recently

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[agile thunder]

^^

[dry bridge]

He's been here since 2018 xd

[agile thunder]

he got discord in 2018 he joined server today

[dry bridge]

Ouh

[agile thunder]

first one on member of discord since 2nd one is member of server since

[dry bridge]

My bad

[agile thunder]

dw twin

[dry bridge]

I'm sleepy

[dry bridge]

Yeah iknow

Igot confused

[tiny canyon]

u probably wiggle ur fingers and say "don't mind if i do" before eating

[proven halo]

bump?

[hardy frigate]

Guys

How to get ultimate hacker energy

Do u get who I mean

[supple plume]

you ask too many questions

[sturdy thistle]

#how-to-talk

[hardy frigate]

Like non stop super-hacking

[supple plume]

lock tf in you already know the answer

[dry bridge]

Mhhh

[supple plume]

hack machines non stop

[hardy frigate]

I cant though

I only have addrenaline when Im doing a real pentest or a big exam

[dry bridge]

Ugh

[supple plume]

do real pentests and big exams then

[dry bridge]

we won't always be in that mode

[proven halo]

it's showing up as a hidden channel for me

[sturdy thistle]

Reach out to a mod

[proven halo]

@warped plank sent a FR for a DM, not sure if there's an official way to contact mods here

[sturdy thistle]

@scenic maple

Your presence is needed

[austere sigil]

feel free to DM

[solid pecan]

hey everybody, does someone know about binary reverse engineering?

[scenic maple]

send a dm please

@proven halo

[tame gust]

rice and potatoes ?

you're the most un itialian italian

i've ever met

[proven halo]

@austere sigil @scenic maple neither of you are accepting friend requests so the DM is being bounced

[scenic maple]

no we both are

its your settings

[tame gust]

imma bounce you

here to get icecream

golam

[scenic maple]

get this section in settings

on discord

[scenic maple]

here 🍦

[supple plume]

How are you @scenic maple 🐈

[rustic carbon]

dudes

I need your help whoever knows the answer

What is the name of the ai that goes "What in the actual fuck fucking happens when (..)"

That would be the best way to study ong

[scenic maple]

i am cool

hbu

[snow wraith]

nvchad is edited acording to my needs :' ), and i drink black coffee without sugar its my love FR

[meager kernel]

HTB should have a memes channel

Would be fun to post brainrot memes

[solemn lichen]

hellooooooo

[lime trout]

Back in the day, we used to

[solemn lichen]

oh hi emma

[lime trout]

Hello

[solemn lichen]

whats up how you been

[lime trout]

https://tenor.com/b1As2.gif

[solemn lichen]

i sure freakin do

[lime trout]

Good good, u?

[solemn lichen]

ohhh not too bad, busy busy. im sad, i made a ctf challenge and it just fundamentally doesnt work due to needing static IP on the challenge

[rustic carbon]

You said it like it was invented with the dinosaurs

[hard harbor]

We would say this to my daughter for years until we finally watched the movie together and she had an “AH HA” moment lol

[lime trout]

heh

[tiny canyon]

get a real job? no

[elder inlet]

@lime trout found an app for you

https://f-droid.org/packages/rocks.poopjournal.fucksgiven

[lime trout]

poopjournal

[buoyant wyvern]

@rustic carbon how is AD?

[rustic carbon]

Meanwhile Im trying to find an ai that explains AD more understandably

[buoyant wyvern]

chatgpt

[rustic carbon]

Literally vietman is heaven compared to this

[buoyant wyvern]

what did you not understand

[rustic carbon]

just look at this you will be the judge

https://academy.hackthebox.com/module/74/section/1347

Dont you just wanna tear your eyes out?

[subtle plover]

HELLO

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/trustedadult-im-gonna-tell-a-trusted-adult-tell-a-trusted-adult-gif-9370785982460082574

[rustic carbon]

BAHAHAHAHA MY HONEST REACTION

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-moment-gif-17950728288530672465

[rustic carbon]

BRO NO

I DIDNT SAVE THE IMAGE IN TIME

[buoyant wyvern]

let's say there is 20 concepts there, and you didn't understand any of that, just ask chatgpt kindly to explain this in simple terms and you might not get it one time, but keep asking questions until you understand and go back and write what you understand and continue! will take a lot of time but it is gonna be good

[muted olive]

what is it?

[rustic carbon]

Do I have to remember everything?

[buoyant wyvern]

no you just have to understand i don't even think i remember half of the things

[rustic carbon]

THANK GOD

[buoyant wyvern]

Buuuuut you should understand

[quasi ridge]

yo

[rustic carbon]

You just spared me some braincells

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/everything-all-of-it-totally-entirety-talking-about-fatherhood-gif-15098138

[rustic carbon]

boi you lucky I dont have embed perms

[quasi ridge]

if you forgot to put LHOST, you are an LHOST..........+oser...

[buoyant wyvern]

you welcome!

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sheit-well-damn-shoot-gif-14886314

[rustic carbon]

Nah I wont let that slide 💀

-# somebody do the honors dont let me lose aura

https://tenor.com/view/josh-hart-josh-hart-knicks-nyk-gif-967228367501856899

[subtle plover]

Not having embed perms is the biggest form of skills issue

[buoyant wyvern]

epic fail

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-gif-3317347260163801850

[rustic carbon]

I just lose all my aura from that

[solemn lichen]

the CTF challenge?

[subtle plover]

Sir

https://tenor.com/view/linus-tech-tips-linus-tech-tips-meme-linux-linus-sebastian-linus-gif-25622997

[scenic maple]

sir bingbong

[rustic carbon]

Continuing ad before I lose my brain cells here

[subtle plover]

Raspberri py OS

@fresh kelp

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-man-wing-chun-beat-down-punching-destroy-gif-10655042

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stairs-fall-down-stairs-explosion-explode-gif-16415651593764552095

[hoary nebula]

We regret to inform you, your childhood has expired

[agile thunder]

aur naurr

[hoary nebula]

nauurrrr

[agile thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271521233049096212/1431733344139219075/attachment.gif

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[mystic harbor]

[hoary nebula]

19yOldBaby

[mystic harbor]

I am older

[hoary nebula]

nuh uh

forever baby

[muted olive]

yeah

[zealous charm]

@trim atlas get pinged sucka

[tiny canyon]

@agile thunder if you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down because he miss you so much

[solemn lichen]

it was an easy RE/hackback challenge. compiled python, get request to C2, encoded flag in python, flag at REST endpoint, and then a flag in a telegram channel with the link in the /home/root folder after privesc

[meager kernel]

Hellooo

[solemn lichen]

oh and SSH credentials leaked on the "threat actor" github

[meager kernel]

Hey jazz

[hoary nebula]

spoiled

[supple plume]

Good good

[quasi lodge]

[solemn lichen]

hey hey

[quasi lodge]

ZAP ZAP

[supple plume]

@quasi lodge

[quasi lodge]

[meager kernel]

How are you

[quasi lodge]

@patent elbow

[meager kernel]

Long time no see

[hoary nebula]

@quasi lodge

[supple plume]

Mods add more psyduck emojis

[quasi lodge]

[solemn lichen]

im okay how about you

[quasi lodge]

so real

[quasi lodge]

ZAP ZAP

[meager kernel]

I'm good too
Just a bit ill
How's it going with you

[hoary nebula]

bankai tenkai oppai

[solemn lichen]

just working and procrastinating making my presentation/talk for next month

[meager kernel]

Also add meme channel

[hoary nebula]

this is meme channel

[patent elbow]

[meager kernel]

Good lick!!

*luck

Fuck

[solemn lichen]

lol

[meager kernel]

Typo

*good luck

[quasi lodge]

[meager kernel]

Anyway I should sleep

[quasi lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/かみ太-gif-3909261986854064101

[meager kernel]

It's 11 PM

Cya guys

Tc

[hoary nebula]

6pm30 here

[quasi lodge]

6pm here

[muted olive]

why do you need a static IP?

[meager kernel]

Nice

[meager kernel]

Skill issue

[hoary nebula]

okay indian man, go to sleep

[quasi lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/psyduck-gif-21760865

[meager kernel]

That's racially charged

[solemn lichen]

because the IP would be hardcoded in the python for the player to find

[supple plume]

Seesh

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/racist-meme-gif-27514290

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/that’s-racist-mexican-eso-es-racista-gif-374698801175867303

[meager kernel]

Yes

[quasi ridge]

porque tu google es espanol

[supple plume]

Porque no es de india

[quasi ridge]

jajaja

mucho comer mucho cagar 😛

[meager kernel]

English only

[agile thunder]

uh ok 👍

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-unpossible-gif-5110385

[supple plume]

He the cabbage

[buoyant wyvern]

this person can not be real

[meager kernel]

Brother, we can translate, you know

[supple plume]

If I find a male cabbage I am going to be very afraid

[quasi ridge]

why do you think I violated that rule 😉

[meager kernel]

That sounds genuinely racist jokes apart

[hoary nebula]

MUCHO GUSTO

[supple plume]

Racist against shit or agains eat?

[quasi ridge]

racist how?

[supple plume]

So now cabbages is male and shit is a country

[buoyant wyvern]

that is probably yourself making this look racist

[supple plume]

We are lost

https://tenor.com/view/show1ng-gif-12802091968734556667

[quasi ridge]

lol the gender of things in gendered langs is absolutely wild

almost no system makes sense

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

[supple plume]

Bro penis can be gendered female and psy male in spanish

[hoary nebula]

me and a baddie

[quasi ridge]

O.o how is pito female?

it's not pita

[supple plume]

No

La polla y el coño

[quasi ridge]

You peninsulares and your weird slangs

[hoary nebula]

what did u say about my penis

[supple plume]

La verga

[quasi ridge]

lmao

[coral moss]

helloo

[quasi ridge]

great timing

[supple plume]

This guy is bold

[hoary nebula]

quick, get a away before its too late

[coral moss]

😮 .

[quasi ridge]

he's named after the original.....who was quite bold

and who was crying himself to sleep in your country about aging out

[supple plume]

I need to do some research on that

[coral moss]

ik

[supple plume]

Bro nice picture

[vivid flower]

Relateable

[hoary nebula]

debateable

[quasi ridge]

had this moment many times

one of them triggered by learning this story

I don't recall how old I was but I do remember thinking about myself and being quite messed up by it

[vivid flower]

You dont have to be in a leadership position to lead

[hoary nebula]

tyc tyc boom

[vivid flower]

Just do your best and people will come to depend on you

[supple plume]

There was one of the last edicts of Rome at about the year 300 that never got abolished that stated every human born in the Roman Empire territory is a Roman Citizen

[coral moss]

the guy transported ships over land

[quasi ridge]

not necessarily leadership though...just the idea of accomplishment

[hoary nebula]

this chat is so random

[supple plume]

So according to that I am a Roman citizen 💪

[quasi ridge]

of having what to show for one's self that they didn't waste their limited time here

[vivid flower]

You feel like you havent accomplished much?

[coral moss]

am roman ceasar

[rustic carbon]

Im gonna crash out...

wtf is even sAMAccountName

[hoary nebula]

AD

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/2b2t-imperials2b2t-imperial-empire-brickzebra-imperials-group-gif-27573202

[rustic carbon]

[muted olive]

SPQR 🦅

[hoary nebula]

every AD user has one unique

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/armoured-elephants-rome-total-war-carthage-praetorian-cohort-urban-cohort-gif-15814623

[vivid flower]

Name of a security principal in AD. Every object has one

[rustic carbon]

That hurt my soul 💀

[quasi ridge]

I was a fan of Parthia in that one

[rustic carbon]

I have to remember all of this?

[hoary nebula]

everything

[supple plume]

Same account name

[quasi ridge]

its all relative but yea...

[muted olive]

well... yes

[vivid flower]

I have done a lot of cool things in my life i can be proud of

[quasi ridge]

I can't shake the feeling sometimes even though I know it's all relative

[supple plume]

Like what

[vivid flower]

In high school i got a pedophile arrested

[rustic carbon]

fml

[rustic carbon]

w

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-know-what-it-costs-michael-fagan-tom-brooke-the-crown-do-you-know-how-much-it-costs-gif-19581735

[muted olive]

nice

[hoary nebula]

Im drinkin a nice Belgian beer

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dignity-will-smith-amend-the-fight-for-america-honor-nobility-gif-20318935

[rustic carbon]

my double black espresso from morning.. its fucking 8pm

I still have it next to me

[quasi ridge]

heh..man, I feel weird having Will Smith in a meme about dignity...

the man doesn't have any

[rustic carbon]

[hoary nebula]

italians are gonna kill you

[quasi ridge]

you too ah?

[coral moss]

.

[quasi ridge]

747 here

[rustic carbon]

Im greek vro I have a freddo espresso

[vivid flower]

Im fully aware im not anywhere near a great historical figure but i also write a lot and will put out a good book eventually

[hoary nebula]

kalispera

[supple plume]

What else have you done @tyc

Siish

[rustic carbon]

kalinixta now

[hoary nebula]

wth is spera then

[rustic carbon]

good evening

[vivid flower]

Well i found those vulns and ive changed many peoples lives for the better

[quasi ridge]

replace a with m and you get your answer

[vivid flower]

Im kind of like a shaman irl

[hoary nebula]

I'm more of a paladin

[supple plume]

I'm fat

[vivid flower]

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-gif-5241042886789454910

DIOS MIO\

[rustic carbon]

Im fucking paying for internet to see shit like this

[quasi ridge]

gordo que hay mucho cago

[coral moss]

https://tenor.com/view/go-to-the-gym-simon-miller-hit-the-gym-do-some-exercise-start-working-out-gif-23176752

[hoary nebula]

L

EMBED FAIL

[vivid flower]

Id post a stirner meme but im not diggin for it

[supple plume]

I was typing that

[quasi ridge]

could be worse....

[hoary nebula]

next week I have a halloween party los dios muertos style

[quasi ridge]

I pay for internet and see all kinds of stupid shit

[vivid flower]

You save a lot of weird shit gushu

[quasi ridge]

I google what isn't in gif already here

[supple plume]

El día de los muertos

[hoary nebula]

yeh that one

[rustic carbon]

Wow ok... I completely forgot about that LMFAO

[quasi ridge]

@hoary nebula real talk I like the art style of DDLM

It's culturally unique

[vivid flower]

Are people still memeing about the backrooms

[rustic carbon]

Im literally doing everything except focusing on ad..

[muted olive]

maybe

[rustic carbon]

That's what Im saying

[muted olive]

there's an upcoming 2026 movie called the backrooms

[supple plume]

It got a lot of scp influence so the wiki got bastardized

[rustic carbon]

Youre joking..

[vivid flower]

Mr holmes watch vbscrub's explanations of AD and LDAP on youtube

Itll help

[quasi ridge]

I said stupid... I'm an American expat so this is cool to me

[rustic carbon]

And I thought as a kid that we would invent flying cars in 2026...

Wtf is this

[supple plume]

🔥

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tkkra-ugh-gif-21715060

[supple plume]

If you had enough money you could have a flying car

[muted olive]

What would you guys do if you were trapped iin the backrooms

[vivid flower]

Real american culture

[hoary nebula]

fucking die

[rustic carbon]

IM DEAD

[supple plume]

Die

[rustic carbon]

BABAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rustic carbon]

I would tell a trusted adult

[muted olive]

wow, nice optimists

[hoary nebula]

there's no way back

whats the point

[quasi ridge]

no idea what back rooms ref is about and kinda afraid to as

[supple plume]

Probably starve at lvl 0

[muted olive]

your trusted adult is hiding behind the wall in the next room

[rustic carbon]

Tell a teacher

idk vro leave me alone

[supple plume]

Google it it's a cool thing

[vivid flower]

Some weird /x/ creepypasta that got out of hand

[supple plume]

Same as scps

[quasi ridge]

oh

shrug I'm there 2x a day on the ride to and from work 😛

[supple plume]

I probably spent more than 1000 hours watching SCP and backroom videos

[vivid flower]

Apparently brits are losing their 4chan access in 50 days

[rustic carbon]

Bro today's general is juicy asf

[muted olive]

The actual backrooms is at 807 Oregon Street, Oshkosh, Wisconsin

[vivid flower]

If only canada could ban 4chan the site would substantially improve

[hoary nebula]

/b/

[supple plume]

@zealous charm 🍻 any hacking done today?

[muted olive]

have y'all seen candle cove?

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/OUqc.gif

[vivid flower]

Wuzzat

[muted olive]

https://ichorfalls.chainsawsuit.com/

read it

[rustic carbon]

Read it Boy

[vivid flower]

Spooky

[hoary nebula]

TLDR?

[vivid flower]

Spoopy kids show some people remember didnt actually exist

[muted olive]

Bunch of people on Reddit remember watching a show called candle cove in the 1970s and they remember weird stuff about it, and it turns out that one of them asked their mom about it, and their mom told them that they were watching static on TV and saying it was candle cove

[supple plume]

Brainrot was wild back in the day

[rustic carbon]

mlg

best era

[muted olive]

thats classic creepypasta

[rustic carbon]

Im sad it didnt get revived

[muted olive]

love it

[supple plume]

Sounds good

[signal mica]

Soldati

V put

V put

V put

Members of generals

Greetings

[muted olive]

hi

[vivid flower]

Reminds me of when i watched spirited away randomly late at night on cartoon netowork when i was really young and forgot all about it and spent years wondering what it was

[supple plume]

I understood 0

[hoary nebula]

SALUTE

[young glen]

Hi

[rustic carbon]

mfw they cancel cube talks

[hoary nebula]

newbies

[zealous charm]

Worked on some bug bounty this morning, now just working on retests at work

[muted olive]

I watched a movie called Frankenweenie once, then forgot about it for years, then heard the name almost a decade later and had the entire movie rush back into my head all at once in 2 seconds

was the weirdest experience ever

[supple plume]

Bruh should I invest my entire ass economy to buy burpsuite pro and try bbh or nay

[quasi ridge]

isn't that the name of a 🌽

[vivid flower]

Anyone watch code lyoko? That whole series feels like lost media now

[rustic carbon]

200 max

[zealous charm]

If you have a non-gmail email you can get a 30 day burp pro trial

[supple plume]

Oh I have 15

[hoary nebula]

why is Justin Bieber streaming on Twitch

[muted olive]

its an animated movie by tim burton

[supple plume]

Perfect

[supple plume]

Thanks

[signal mica]

MANAHAI?

[rustic carbon]

AIGHT

[muted olive]

tried that with no luck

[signal mica]

Drop pic of stream yannick

[rustic carbon]

enough fucking around Imma continue AD finally finish that shit

also @vivid flower ty for the suggestion imma check it out

cya dudes

[muted olive]

me right now

[supple plume]

30k 💀

[zealous charm]

yapping > learning AD

[rustic carbon]

literally

[muted olive]

i'm collecting them

[rustic carbon]

https://academy.hackthebox.com/module/74/section/1347

[quasi ridge]

Tim Burton made a corn

[rustic carbon]

thats where I fucking am

[quasi ridge]

wow

[rustic carbon]

I cant bro

[supple plume]

I'm stuck with into AD too

It starts yappin about forests and shit

And I get lost

[muted olive]

air defense with orangutans

[rustic carbon]

I remember @native plume once said that it took 1 year to finish it and I got intimidated since then

Alright enough

Cya dudes

[muted olive]

my favourite gif

[supple plume]

See you back here in 5 minutes

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

[subtle plover]

Me

[rustic carbon]

hope not

[subtle plover]

@hoary nebula

[supple plume]

There you are back here

[hoary nebula]

@subtle plover

[subtle plover]

Hi

[hoary nebula]

wzup

[subtle plover]

Nothing much

Wazzup with u

[supple plume]

@quasi lodge

[hoary nebula]

just drank a nice Belgian beer

Rochefort 8

[subtle plover]

Dont ping randoms

[subtle plover]

Nice share

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-breath-of-the-wild-lost-woods-gif-13787941754299450288

[supple plume]

Zaps is ping to get zaps

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/la-sneeze-facemask-winter-cold-gif-16748113

I need to learn ad

And lpe

[supple plume]

Zaps makes rain psyduck emojies like crazy

[quasi ridge]

AD is intentionally made complicated

[subtle plover]

And exploit

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-moment-gif-17950728288530672465

[quasi lodge]

ZAP ZAP

[quasi ridge]

it's also rendered worthless by the steady decline of Windows

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-stare-sesame-street-rocco-death-stare-gif-24438342

[zealous charm]

[quasi ridge]

that's a realization I had after that recent update scandal

[supple plume]

Show bingbong the zaps

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

[quasi ridge]

They're going to drive all but the laziest and most idiotic into the arms of Ubuntu

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

[quasi lodge]

ZAP

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-rise-hero-fool-gif-1950226740880052855

[quasi ridge]

every small biz that is running an old license or pirated copy just to get through the day is going to go penguin in the end

every major biz will buy expensive penguin

[quasi lodge]

ZAP ZAP

[supple plume]

Aaaaaaa

Automod is ass

[green kite]

Hello chat

[green kite]

Serves you right

[supple plume]

Hi sparkling ✨

[green kite]

Hello echoes. How’s it going

[supple plume]

You think web will die?

Like relatively soon?

[hoary nebula]

yes no more web

[quasi ridge]

I'm not even sure this is necessary..they're just going to kill it with bsod

bsods hurt business uptime

[supple plume]

Bro my job

[quasi ridge]

business uptime == money

[green kite]

Deserialisation attacks too

Patched your store yet @quasi ridge ?

[quasi ridge]

same issue that we see with cloudflare and aws going down

single point of failure that is externalized but still spof

[quasi ridge]

I wasn't even aware there was

hi btw

[green kite]

👋

[supple plume]

Never seen star trek but idk how web will die it's everywhere

[hoary nebula]

@nova delta

[green kite]

If you’re storing sessions in files you’re likely to get fucked

https://slcyber.io/assetnote-security-research-center/why-nested-deserialization-is-still-harmful-magento-rce-cve-2025-54236/

[quasi ridge]

like..my work.....when our backend goes down because server panics and can't handle >7 pictures simultaneously uploaded , it costs me time dicking around and waiting to see if I need to retry until it gets done.

[green kite]

You need a good Magento developer

[quasi ridge]

or the super I was just at...power briefly dropped, all registers turned off and needed reboot

[green kite]

I know of one

And good hosting

[supple plume]

Yeah but software more complex than something made by a CMS, saas kind of things are money makers

[zealous charm]

pay a fiverr dev

[supple plume]

Bro

[quasi ridge]

businesses basically get cornered once Windows starts bringing more downtime than uptime convenience

[green kite]

Once hired a fiverr dev

Never again

[quasi ridge]

If it's guaranteed that I can't do squat an hour a week, that's all employees theoretically....that's a big loss..and if you look at the bigger fish...

[supple plume]

I don't see that coming relatively soon

[green kite]

And some good seasoning

That is great seasoning

[quasi ridge]

@green kite truth be told I don't know wtf is our tech story....I asked for a script that reads csv or something so I could bulk edit entries...since I can't access the db

[green kite]

Get a PIM

[quasi ridge]

CTO partner guy just nodded and was like "yea, if it's 50+ items, I guess that makes sense"

[green kite]

My clients update >10k products every night

[rustic carbon]

Hey, all

[green kite]

And 2k during daytime sometimes

[quasi ridge]

and I was like "it took 2h of just point, adjust,click, and I could have made it in 5m with 4 lines of python and a csv of what changes"

[green kite]

True

Tell me your secrets

[quasi ridge]

for items in list:
$price == $adjustment
$SKU == $SKU
[insert db touch here]
done

[supple plume]

Someone for a chess match?

[green kite]

Idk how to play and my head goes 🤯

Got a fever 🤢

[supple plume]

You know == just returns a boolean and $SKU==$SKU is sheeesh

[green kite]

What about egg yolks

True

Mmmm

[supple plume]

Someone down for a walk in a maze where 2+2=5 and only myself gets out in chess?

[quasi ridge]

pseudocode.. but you know..a column for sku to go to, a column for price to change to...and loop through

• a line for db related access however it's done

[green kite]

And some HP brown sauce

[quasi ridge]

whether direct query or through some other jazzed up version

[supple plume]

It just looks like

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ay-dios-risto-mejide-got-talent-españa-ahora-que-ay-no-gif-23880701

[hoary nebula]

DIOS MIO

[supple plume]

Risto Mejide 🤮

[hoary nebula]

everyone hates Risto

[supple plume]

That guy is the Spanish Will Smith

[green kite]

There used to be Magmi

[supple plume]

Trash bin kinda guy

[quasi ridge]

No se conozco

I just picked one

[supple plume]

Bien por ti

[quasi ridge]

bien por el culo, pero solo en poquito

lol

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-cans-dancing-trash-cans-trash-can-dancing-trash-can-shut-up-gif-24101099

[terse dirge]

[supple plume]

Bru I hope mods won't translate

[quasi ridge]

They prolly will and I'll prolly get mute or something :/

[mystic harbor]

I will start talking in morse

[gaunt gale]

hi how are you guys?

[supple plume]

I said worst things

[quasi ridge]

but what can I say.......nos chicanos bocas sucias

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/vato-gangster-homie-gif-11510214175390742909

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-wrestling-wrestler-eddie-guerrero-viva-la-raza-gif-14624237980848641186

[supple plume]

Cursing in spanish is fun

Me cago en la ostia

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/bono-scene-gif-24032583

[supple plume]

This means I take a shit in the bread without flour

To express frustration

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/orale-gif-11705323815067905062

https://tenor.com/view/vatos-locos-gif-14409883

look, it's you on the far left and me in the middle @supple plume

[supple plume]

I always wear black tank top but I shave my head

[supple plume]

Close enough 💪

Literally comfort man

[quasi ridge]

@supple plume real talk...whats your opinion on Pedro these days?

would you........

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-pedro-happy-vote-for-pedro-smile-gif-7380982906232757406

[supple plume]

If I say what I think I'll get banned from the enitre ass existence

[quasi ridge]

lol pm

[supple plume]

I'll just say I don't like Pedro

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-mosby-barney-stinson-yo-tambien-levanta-la-mano-mano-gif-20054897

[supple plume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iMZOrEbS7cU&pp=ygUTUmFmYWVsYSBjYXJyYSBwZWRyb9IHCQkHCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/scotland-forever-gif-1469023208301646087

[dusky jacinth]

I would do vile things to Pedro

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-mike-myers-yeah-baby-yeah-gif-1691826607058877752

[agile thunder]

learning crypto is going to be the end of me

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cryptocurrency-divi-divi-wallet-divi-crypto-divi-project-gif-24645653

[agile thunder]

like what is thisssss

[tiny canyon]

rtole and gape 😢

[mystic harbor]

Good luck

[agile thunder]

that shi meant to be the begginer stuff as well

[supple plume]

Shehehehehehsh

[tame gust]

@silver forge hey man, if its not a problem to ask, whats the difference between a R.E report (e.g reversed some encryption program and wrote decryptor) and a pentesting report

like what should be the outcome from a R.E report ?

[fierce vale]

wikipedia isn't the best place to learn mathematics pro tip

[pure kayak]

i wanna go home

[agile thunder]

good idea

[tame gust]

so i guess in my report i'd just slap in how i came up with shit and what ghidra saying

and just go home

[pure kayak]

can you take me home with you

or do i have to buy you dinner first

[tame gust]

only if we benge watch LOTR