Top tier way of making money
#general
torn cedar
worldly moss
my head's pretty effed
flat topaz
acc?
scenic maple
speaking abt me?
pure kayak
no buddy
pure kayak
the accident guy
scenic maple
i knew you would never be rude to me
flat topaz
whats acc?
actually?
pure kayak
ur my boo and fiance buddy
scenic maple
yes lol
flat topaz
1 min ago you were in collage
worldly moss
yeah acc
scenic maple
why do you think i am reading react documentation
pure kayak
lmao
pure kayak
i've read react docs
scenic maple
thats way older
pure kayak
and i wasnt paid
supple plume
Morning 🐈
scenic maple
and i wasnt paid
well its sad isnt it
scenic maple
specially legacy react code
pure kayak
i made this app buddy ghulam
https://event-dashboard-one.vercel.app/
supple plume
Why dont you ask
scenic maple
u need to stop asking illegal questions
pure kayak
doesn't do anything but it was a good frontend project
supple plume
Ah
supple plume
Is probably a stupid question
worldly moss
no guarantees given as to the answer
and i probably don't know what i'm talking about
flat topaz
I want to make a media/stream player on rasberry pi what would be the best one to buy ?
flat topaz
Is probably a stupid question
very
pure kayak
have you ever had a job buddy tiger
flat topaz
Is probably a stupid question
its in #web
scenic maple
i made this app buddy ghulam
https://event-dashboard-one.vercel.app/
lets see so useEffect useState
what else
supple plume
I want to make a media/stream player on rasberry pi what would be the best one t...
I made the mistake of buying a raspberry
scenic maple
useContext too maybe
pure kayak
lots of react dependencies like spinners, etc
supple plume
There is better options
scenic maple
hmm
flat topaz
There is better options
tell me
pure kayak
it is interactive btw the left side buttons and heart button
i think i used grid for it
worldly moss
well when i did something i used NAS and Plex, it's legal cos you can use their legal content
pure kayak
cuz flex didn't have a ton for configuration
flat topaz
I made the mistake of buying a raspberry
Im kinda new to all this I started an internship as a programmer now im finding cs way more fun 
tell me
supple plume
Im kinda new to all this I started an internship as a programmer now im finding ...
You should look for things like raspberry pi but other brands
scenic maple
if u use flex well u can get away with it
pure kayak
the searching doesn't work now cuz api key expired
but you could actually search events when i made it
hoary nebula
@subtle plover alerrt
pure kayak
click the box and get modal popup with more info
scenic maple
worldly moss
i remember odin project
pure kayak
the frontend design isn't mine, it was by another guy
scenic maple
animations with framer-motion
tbh u always steal it
only designers can make good designs
worldly moss
yeah i'm learning to work with figma files
it's such a pain when you don't know what you're doing
and i never know what i'm doing
scenic maple
i remember stealng this one
pure kayak
but i only had the figma files
flat topaz
i remember stealng this one
is that danish
worldly moss
doesn't that defeat the purpose of odin project
scenic maple
idk tbh
pure kayak
so i wrote everything from scratch
scenic maple
and stole the theme from htb
pure kayak
have you had a job buddy OnitsukaTiger
worldly moss
yeah
scenic maple
if you are good with animations in the web you could probably get paid 10x what average web dev gets
pure kayak
what did you do buddy
worldly moss
i was an engineer
pure kayak
what type of engineer
worldly moss
civil
pure kayak
are you indian
worldly moss
i loved me engineering
flat topaz
@scenic maple now that I think about it my question is possible
worldly moss
nah you don't use autocad in civil
scenic maple
didnt ask
worldly moss
it's mostly for mechanical / chemical etc.
pure kayak
i had a civil eng. roommate in college
supple plume
<@753155767615356929> now that I think about it my question is possible
I gave you an answer
pure kayak
they had those massive drawing scholar sheets and did the surveys
worldly moss
sweet did he like talking about bending moments
pure kayak
they were pretty dumb guys ngl
worldly moss
cos i did lots of bending moments
pure kayak
idk about bending moments buddy
scenic maple
do they make money now
pure kayak
i remember they had materials classes that were extensive
i think they were jobless
might have a job by now
scenic maple
why is it that we study so much and spend so much money and end up having nothing
pure kayak
economy
pure kayak
you didnt answer what you did on the job onsitusak tiger buddy
yes buddy job market is in absolute ass right now
worldly moss
structural design
flat topaz
why is it that we study so much and spend so much money and end up having nothin...
thank god I dont line in the us
worldly moss
it's pretty mind numbing stuff
pure kayak
what does structural design mean buddy did you draw drawings on pen and paper and measure the weights and loads
worldly moss
you do that in university, but you use programs when you're working
pure kayak
what programs buddy
worldly moss
like 12D, and there was an architectural one that i can't remember the name of
and you write a lot of matlab code too
scenic maple
dont guys who write matlab make like shit ton of money
pure kayak
matlab for what reason buddy
worldly moss
it was a long time ago now
pure kayak
i've written lots of matlab code
worldly moss
why are you asking so many questions?
scenic maple
well let me rephrase
pure kayak
yes buddy
scenic maple
in a country with good economy
cloud osprey
in a country with good economy
no country has good economy right now
scenic maple
did you get your promotion buddy usama
pure kayak
no buddy ghulam
scenic maple
no country has good economy right now
thats why no one is makng good money
why buddy usama
worldly moss
you can believe me or not believe me it's your choice
scenic maple
have you ever thought maybe cyber isnt it
scenic maple
but is it for money
scenic maple
truth with web dev is you need to be exceptional
pure kayak
you can make a lot of money in cybersec buddy
worldly moss
it's a fun little hobby
pure kayak
average red teamers make 100k$+
scenic maple
i will believe it when you make that much
pure kayak
sure buddy
scenic maple
he used to be
pure kayak
but not right now
pure kayak
can staff ban?
scenic maple
staff are more powerful in anyway
sturdy thistle
can staff ban?
wanna find out?
pure kayak
but do they have perms on discord
scenic maple
i dont know actually but you can read hacksters code
worldly moss
i don't like waiting for scans and things to run
sturdy thistle
spoiler, i can
cloud osprey
wanna find out?
trim atlas
yo
sturdy thistle
i have 3 😄
pure kayak
just look at this shit
trim atlas
like what 
scenic maple
every server the top guys have 20 roles
military generals of servers ig
pure kayak
buddy would you work for a company you are morally against
worldly moss
no
pure kayak
not you, ur rich from insurance
scenic maple
buddy would you work for a company you are morally against
good question
pure kayak
good job buddy
proud moth
buddy would you work for a company you are morally against
yes, because morality has zero value
pure kayak
you tracked it down
pure kayak
yes, because morality has zero value
thanks for keeping it real buddy
worldly moss
right i'm going to bed, tomorrow is another day
scenic maple
yes, because morality has zero value
thing is even if you were immoral you would still make the same amount of money
proud moth
morality is an excuse for people who want to feel superior in an "unjust" world, when there is nothing unjust about the world, it's in the nature of the human race to exploit one another and be violent and exploit people, morality never existed in the first place
pure kayak
right i'm going to bed, tomorrow is another day
good night, friend
proud moth
morality exists when the fridge is full
or if you are one of those intellectually dishonest academia dumbfucks
torn cedar
Wisdom hour in HTB 
scenic maple
thats very insightful
proud moth
and that motherfucker would also rob you, this is how monke work, they go bonk at each other if they are hungry
pure kayak
thanks buddy
proud moth
we tend to forget we are just over-stimulated monkeys sometimes
scenic maple
but monkeys have morals tho
pure kayak
but i'm not starving right now
scenic maple
they only take what they need never too many
pure kayak
and i don't necessarily need the immoral company job as i can find another
proud moth
they only take what they need never too many
well, then we are worse than monkeys
pure kayak
shut up bitch
proud moth
can confirm this guy HCAK's
pure kayak
mans screaming and spamming
hardy frigate
I was just feeling a bit excited to hack and drink coffee. Now I will cry
proud moth
not when there's other people being inconvienced
bro you are on discord what inconvenience u talking about
scenic maple
honestly bro ngl
pure kayak
its a hypothetical buddy
scenic maple
crying never helps
proud moth
I was just feeling a bit excited to hack and drink coffee. Now I will cry
first mistake, you were happy on discord
this server is only for clinically depressed antisocial psycopaths
hardy frigate
Yeah but did u ever treat ur depression with a real MISSION
pure kayak
i'm not clinically depressed
supple plume
morality is an excuse for people who want to feel superior in an "unjust" world,...
No, actually morality is the reason you know what unjust means.
scenic maple
but are you non clinically depressed?
pure kayak
not sure
supple plume
It's a rusty word
scenic maple
what is your mission massoud
proud moth
No, actually morality is the reason you know what unjust means.
i put "unjust" in quotes because of that, it has no meaning
supple plume
But having personal beliefs is what is good and bad and choose the good is what keeps the world together
As much as it is
proud moth
the world is not kept together by any means, we will bomb ourselves like we did in the past eventually
proud moth
we sure like to pretend it is kept together and that we are doing a good job, though
but that's because we are insecure
supple plume
We could do better if everyone tries harder
proud moth
We could do better if everyone tries harder
only to bomb ourselves a little bit later
hardy frigate
Bro @pure kayak u need a massage and some lemonade red bull (blueberry) -- then you will understand life is not worth getting angry
supple plume
Well if you think stealing is better than earning just because it's easier, what's the point of being alive?
proud moth
stealing is not easier at all, you risk getting arrested
supple plume
In case it was in a given scenario
proud moth
but stealing is definitely not "not moral" whatever that means, not less than "earning"
you would steal to not starve and to protect your family probably
supple plume
I know there is different levels of moral and shit
And circunstances
But choosing what benefits you by default is what I'm talking about
proud moth
if you don't choose what benefits you, people will exploit you eventually
supple plume
It depends
buoyant wyvern
if you don't choose what benefits you, people will exploit you eventually
bro is villian
proud moth
well, it depends about what the majority of people does, that's true
it sounds selfish maybe, but choosing what benefits you doesn't have to be selfish, it can be also helping other people, as long as you gain something out of it
hardy frigate
Vote up for Windows and down for Linux
proud moth
if you act in a way that doesn't benefit you, then it's just crazy
buoyant wyvern
Vote up for Windows and down for Linux
first time giving you thumbs up
north swallow
h
hardy frigate
first time giving you thumbs up
Okay ur vote counts at 5 votes
So I will use Windows today
proud moth
i got CPYC certification
modest wagon
Hi. Few weeks working on CREST CCT INF Preparation path, who same? Looking for collaboration.
proud moth
Certified Professional Yapper CEO
hoary nebula
proud moth
I've been thinking about becoming a full-time Yapper CEO
it's not bad, i can only afford kebap on a good day though
proud moth
another day, another 0xb1n4ry being OP in hacking
hoary nebula
Now i want kebab
proud moth
it's pretty hard
gray terrace
I just came in for some quick meme, I shall return to slumber, have wisdom teeth coming out soon, need rest. Peace dudes, may you all achieve your goals and be happy.
proud moth
goodnight master
supple plume
https://tenor.com/view/doner-kebab-food-gif-7271619894334196789
Brekfas
cloud osprey
heady sage
https://tenor.com/view/bro-please-collab-bro-please-collab-bro-collab-collab-bro...
Bug hunters whenever they see someone slightly better than them
supple plume
Bug hunters whenever they see someone slightly better than them
So me next year 📝
errant merlin
olive marten
3th sounds real asf, but Im not sure. 2nd also sounds very realistic too
heady sage
Dad is watching defcon talk with me
torn cedar
That's dope
supple plume
Dad is watching defcon talk with me
How lucky
crimson stone
anyone here know how to use power automate
supple plume
I know how to do whatever you're trying to do
cloud osprey
is it bad if every time the Jehovah's witnesses people come knock on my door I teach them how to pick locks
supple plume
is it bad if every time the Jehovah's witnesses people come knock on my door I t...
It is actually very good
The problem is they will know how to open your door next time
cloud osprey
The problem is they will know how to open your door next time
then i will teach them the next thing
pure kayak
jehovah's witness people are actually delusional
those mfs would rather bleed out than receive blood
hoary nebula
Im not sad
buoyant wyvern
how tf are you always eating good food
dude be talking about how he can't afford academy while looks like eating 20 euro food i guess
scenic maple
i am very miserable
pure kayak
two of them with plain bread maybe with seaseme seeds sure
scenic maple
dude be talking about how he can't afford academy while looks like eating 20 eur...
😩
i think plain bread is still better than rice
rice is so bland it has no taste
pure kayak
a slice of last nights pizza on the right i think
scenic maple
and you have to eat a lot of it to get some nutritions
hoary nebula
scenic maple
also u become fat
pure kayak
why do your people eat so much rice and fish buddy
pure kayak
i should get a latte
scenic maple
why do your people eat so much rice and fish buddy
cause there is mostly nothing else to eat
or its to expensive
to buy
scenic maple
you would understand i thought
pure kayak
i mean we have tons of variety of foods and its cheap
1kg of wheat is like 100 pkr
that's 33cents for the americans
pure kayak
we have very good food buddy
and the people are happy even if living in shit circumstances
cloud osprey
i just made very good buddy food
pure kayak
what good buddy food did you make buddy
scenic maple
rare to find people like that these days
cloud osprey
what good buddy food did you make buddy
sec let me take a pic
pure kayak
how much does 1kg of wheat cost over there buddy ghulam
fossil flower
how much does 1kg of wheat cost over there buddy ghulam
ghulam?
pure kayak
yes ghulam
fossil flower
lol
pure kayak
it's an actual name here too
scenic maple
around 1$-1.5$ ish
pure kayak
damn that's expensive
people would definitely not eat a lot of rotis if it cost at that rate here
pure kayak
these things cost 0.089$ per piece here chat
scenic maple
thats the same here too
pure kayak
yeah people usually eat roti with some curry dish
scenic maple
thats so nice
i wish i could eat roti all day
say how many do you eat
per meal?
pure kayak
i usually eat two
pure kayak
these things cost 0.089$ per piece here chat
so this would be my lunch with a chickpea curry dish
maybe some salted raw onions and tomatoes for a salad
supple plume
how tf are you always eating good food
Spain, the S stands for food, the rest is pain
pure kayak
scenic maple
i usually eat two
do you eat 2 at lunch as well
pure kayak
naan chanay is such a classic dish
yeah it's either 2 roti or 2 naan but always at least 2
scenic maple
i should apply for visa and go live there ngl
pure kayak
maybe 3 if i'm particularly hungry
scenic maple
i mean the cost is the same
scenic maple
whats this
cloud osprey
and ground beef
frail turtle
pure kayak
why type of cheese
cloud osprey
parmesan
supple plume
dude be talking about how he can't afford academy while looks like eating 20 eur...
I don't do that often
pure kayak
i was going to guess gouda or cheddar or some cheap stuff
cloud osprey
u dont sound rich
idk if id say im rich, but i own a house and live comfortably
scenic maple
brother he goes to defcon
pure kayak
ur rich buddy
rustic carbon
dude 💀
scenic maple
he can live comfortably
pure kayak
parmesano reggiono users are all rich
rustic carbon
Im having a burnout over ere, just opened dc to see whats up and I see a tag 🥀
supple plume
dude 💀
They were talking about not being able to press a big button so I thought it was the best moment to ping you
pure kayak
i need to eat a garlic cheese naan today
you know what
maybe even a chicken cheese naan
you ever had cheese naans buddy ghulam?
rustic carbon
Unfortunately if I start I wont be able to finish why Joey
pure kayak
damn my boo left chat :c
dusky jacinth
you ever had cheese naans buddy ghulam?
That actually sounds really good rn
pure kayak
the only perk of living in a shit 3rd world country like mine is the good food
green kite
damn my boo left chat :c
whos your boo
pure kayak
@scenic maple buddy is my boo
pure kayak
❤️
devout sail
scenic maple
you ever had cheese naans buddy ghulam?
they are wholesome :)
elder inlet
atleast for you
What about me? 
scenic maple
for you too 😩
pure kayak
nooo buddy
elder inlet
for you too 😩
pure kayak
i want us to be exclusive
scenic maple
noted
pure kayak
i'm jealous
scenic maple
i have work i have to go
elder inlet
Fuck you, I'm special too!
pure kayak
no one else can have you
scenic maple
see you laters
pure kayak
bye boo
scenic maple
bye dear
pure kayak
Fuck you, I'm special too!
find your own special guy then
elder inlet
find your own special guy then
Fine. @compact wave @sturdy thistle FIGHT!
rustic carbon
since echo brought me here 💀
pure kayak
bro called the big guns 💀
elder inlet
bro called the big guns 💀
Oh I got higher guns
rustic carbon
My breakfast is a double black coffee and questioning my life choices
So Imma do intro to AD today
and finish it
pure kayak
just drink mud at that point
elder inlet
But don't feel like pinging Emma or Dark 
cloud osprey
pure kayak
My breakfast is a double black coffee and questioning my life choices
actually how old are you
rustic carbon
replace that with coffee and that's me 
pure kayak
only boomers drink that crap
rustic carbon
actually how old are you
turning 20
pure kayak
holy shit
rustic carbon
pure kayak
it's over for you buddy
rustic carbon
I know man
signal mica
Usama stop saying that wtf
hardy frigate
Guys
signal mica
Below 20 you are emotionally unintelligent dog
pure kayak
hi babe
signal mica
20-35 is the best
elder inlet
turning 20
WTAF......
rustic carbon
WTAF......
What's wrong
rustic carbon
I work in Education IT and I see kids there that werr born in 2017....
That has to be bad bro...
pure kayak
8 yr olds are fucking stupid tho
elder inlet
That has to be bad bro...
I FEEL FUCKING ANCIENT ALL THE TIME!
rustic carbon
Like I see people born from 2015 and after like toddlers
rustic carbon
I FEEL FUCKING ANCIENT ALL THE TIME!
Hold old are you? 
pure kayak
boomer defo
elder inlet
Hold old are you? <:NotLikeThis:479394696473477150>
My birth year starts with a 1
I remember 9/11
pure kayak
i'm like 24
buoyant wyvern
Am I the youngest here? <:kek:889992816296595456>
oldest*
buoyant wyvern
What about you?
old enough
pure kayak
cringe answer
rustic carbon
aight I understand now
elder inlet
old enough
rustic carbon
Well it seems Im the youngest 🥲
buoyant wyvern
cringe answer
at least i am not jobless at 24
rustic carbon
Idk if that's good or bad lmao
pure kayak
i am not jobless at 24 buddy severserenity
supple plume
buoyant wyvern
i am not jobless at 24 buddy severserenity
you spending 8 hours on discord arguing with everyone gives me idea that you are
pure kayak
i'm at work buddy
rustic carbon
yo chill-
pure kayak
sorry my job isn't mind numbing repetitive enough to not allow me 15mins of peace every other hour
supple plume
i'm at work buddy
me too xd
supple plume
@rustic carbon wanna join
rustic carbon
wtf is this?
supple plume
the team of the dumbest hackers
rustic carbon
the team of the dumbest hackers
What are you trying to say ?
pure kayak
he saying u dumb
supple plume
What are you trying to say ? <:sadglas:751888349136027678>
I'm the captain 💀
buoyant wyvern
sorry my job isn't mind numbing repetitive enough to not allow me 15mins of peac...
well the time is already up, go do your work
rustic carbon
I'm the captain 💀
HAHAHAHAHA BRO
frail turtle
Am I rich
buoyant wyvern
i'm alt-tabbing buddy severserenity
can't use @ ?
buoyant wyvern
i've made enough progress for the day anyway
but not for life
rustic carbon
Can we just calm down and just hug?
tiny canyon
@pure kayak i was introduced to mr pibb by dr pepper
elder inlet
isn't dr pepper a soda drink
It is, and so is Mr Pibb
pure kayak
oh nice
buoyant wyvern
Can we just calm down and just hug? <:sadglas:751888349136027678>
This unsuccessful adult living with his parents interrupts every conversation I have.
pure kayak
whats the diff between dr pepper and mr pibb
rustic carbon
This unsuccessful adult living with his parents interrupts every conversation I ...
BRO
pure kayak
lmao severserenity
rustic carbon
ALRIGHT THAT WAS A VIOLATION
elder inlet
Oh Mr Pibb is AWESOME. Was living off that and Penne Vodka when I was at a summer camp at George Mason University
buoyant wyvern
cuz i am living with my parents on weekends
that is awesome
pure kayak
Mr Pibb is an alcohol drink or soda
elder inlet
Soda
pure kayak
too much soda in the world ngl
elder inlet
Well, called Pibb Xtra
pure kayak
people addicted to sugar and caffeine
elder inlet
cloud osprey
people addicted to sugar and caffeine
me tbh, so good
rustic carbon
I had my double black coffee with my dark eyebags ready to finish intro to AD today what is all this heat today? 🔥🔥
pure kayak
just do it buddy
cloud osprey
2 parts mr. pibb, 1 part hawaiian punch, goated
rustic carbon
people addicted to sugar and caffeine
Dude my blood type is caffeine
supple plume
I had my double black coffee with my dark eyebags ready to finish intro to AD to...
Intro to AD is imposible with ADHD
crude lynx
I had my double black coffee with my dark eyebags ready to finish intro to AD to...
be ready to read a huge text wall...
supple plume
something about the D repealing eachother
rustic carbon
Intro to AD is imposible with ADHD
THATS WHY I made my mf chatgpt to explain them more entertainingly
supple plume
THATS WHY I made my mf chatgpt to explain them more entertainingly
bro is no way you are going to learn it xd
the only way is playing
rustic carbon
I literally copy paste the whole page and make it with emojis organised and shit to understand it better
I feel like a genius
supple plume
I only learn by hacking machines
academy skip my eves like I read and it's invisible
rustic carbon
I only learn by hacking machines
Im not ready tho Im still a rookie
Imma finish CJCA and THEN Ill go to pentesting
pure kayak
chat why are we even here
rustic carbon
chat why are we even here
just to suffer
pure kayak
i'm trying to make money that i'll spend
rustic carbon
elite ball knowledge whoever knows
supple plume
chat why are we even here
you're here too so you should know
rustic carbon
i didn't ask to be here buddy echosofwhoami
Then how are you here?
pure kayak
i mean its not that bad here tbf
rustic carbon
bro is hostage here
YEE HAHAHA THATS WHAT I WAS TRYNNA SAY
cloud osprey
bro is hostage here
"im not in here with you, youre in here with me"
pure kayak
but i never made a choice to be here
pure kayak
"im not in here with you, youre in here with me"
none of you seem to understand
rustic carbon
"im not in here with you, youre in here with me"
That one hitman movie bro
Have you seen it?
pure kayak
i'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me
pure kayak
The watchmen
rustic carbon
i'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me
Elite ball knowledge lesgoo
pure kayak
bye buddy echoesofwhoami
pure kayak
chat being left out of stuff is a horrible feeling
even if you didnt want to be included in said stuff
mint raptor
pure kayak
something biological and primal about not being part of a group which is necessary for survival
cloud osprey
vast mango
bruuh chatgpt is so trash
eager spire
👋
compact wave
Fine. <@1032124352122081390> <@226223176269561857> FIGHT!
nahh we love each other
but....WHAT IS WE MAKE A UFC OF NERDS!!
HECKERS UFC
vast mango
HECKERS UFC
HECKERS 
vast mango
ok ok sorry bruh
hardy frigate
Do u ever stop hacking and be like "HOLD UP -- this needs some music"
half lantern
Brev
half lantern
Do u ever stop hacking and be like "HOLD UP -- this needs some music"
Love immortal by fall out boys
lofty warren
half lantern
Its alright
Sorry to hear this, but it'll be okay
Read it again
half lantern
They never carefully consider your application
Its all a computer
Human never read it
half lantern
I had to ask the global manager of pen testing to push me forward
half lantern
AI reads an application made by AI, and rejects itself
My resume is human made
zealous charm
hello sir
meager kernel
My resume is human made
I know but in general, alot of people make their application through AI and then another AI rejects it
meager kernel
I had to ask the global manager of pen testing to push me forward
That's good
Congrats
half lantern
I know but in general, alot of people make their application through AI and then...
I think ATS rejects everyone and accepts only referred candidates. That's why global managers of these firms head hunt. The formal application is just a ruse to show anyone can apply
meager kernel
I think ATS rejects everyone and accepts only referred candidates. That's why gl...
Yea pretty much
half lantern
Why would anyone head hunt if you have 1000s of applications to choose from
Cuz they don't read them
This is my personal Conspiracy theory
meager kernel
This is my personal Conspiracy theory
Pretty sure it's true
hoary nebula
Brev
I've tried for pentester too but all declined, companies are more looking for blue teamer
half lantern
I've tried for pentester too but all declined, companies are more looking for bl...
This one I only got cuz the dude dmed me
And pushed me forward
hoary nebula
all pentester jobs were declined, 2nd soc analyst job, I got hired
half lantern
I'd rather die unemployed then do soc again
meager kernel
I'd rather die unemployed then do soc again
It's that bad?
half lantern
I can't watch a screen for hours
hoary nebula
I can't watch a screen for hours
subtle plover
My resume is human made
My resume is txt file
hoary nebula
I dont need to watch my screen for hours
half lantern
and SOC engineer?
Yeah I've been a security engineer
subtle plover
I dont need to watch my screen for hours
subtle plover
Yeah I've been a security engineer
Ew
meager kernel
I can't watch a screen for hours
It's not the same in pentesting?
subtle plover
It's not the same in pentesting?
A terminal is not a screen
hoary nebula
<:FeelsBadMan:480473159175372813> <:FeelsBadMan:480473159175372813> <:FeelsBadMa...
jij bent nu van wacht voor eeuwig
half lantern
It's not the same in pentesting?
Yes but you're using your brain. In my 24/7 soc I just spent triaging shit, making bs rules, and then I quit cuz couldn't see through it
I can hack all night
But during my soc job felt sleepy by 1am
primal dagger
bonjour
half lantern
Thats how boring it is
hoary nebula
ah here it's a bit different, I do all sort of things, sometimes investigation alerts of sometimes threath hunting or analyzing malware
meager kernel
Thats how boring it is
fair enough
half lantern
I did level 1 soc only for corporate hell
meager kernel
i have to upgrade my CV
and then ill start forwarding it
hopefully get something 🙏
hoary nebula
I did level 1 soc only for corporate hell
nauurrr
meager kernel
@half lantern did you require any pentesting cert for this job?
half lantern
<@584732015438594048> did you require any pentesting cert for this job?
Says I'm doing cpts
Not completed it yet
Also again I sold myself to a person
Not ats
meager kernel
Says I'm doing cpts
and theyre okay with it?
half lantern
and theyre okay with it?
Yeah. This role is not that technical, it's actually quite vuln assessor kind which I have experience doing
meager kernel
i dont have any cert and im studying for CBBH/CPTS at the moment
i have already bought another cert exam and ill give it in a month
half lantern
Yeah you do pen testing too but it's not consulting
craggy python
hi
half lantern
Only internal
hoary nebula
also dont forget soft skills
half lantern
also dont forget soft skills
Yes this is assistant manager so some managerial stuff
hoary nebula
meager kernel
@half lantern one more thing, what all should i put in my resume?
hoary nebula
half lantern
<@584732015438594048> one more thing, what all should i put in my resume?
Do you have job exp?
meager kernel
Do you have job exp?
uhh no
hoary nebula
put on your resume you hacked the pentagon and have all the certs
meager kernel
im currently looking for internship
half lantern
put on your resume you hacked the pentagon and have all the certs
They verify your certs no?
meager kernel
internship in pentesting if possible 🥺
meager kernel
put on your resume you hacked the pentagon and have all the certs
ill put this
hoary nebula
no companies will let you pentest if u dont have any IT exp
carmine pecan
😋 🤘
hoary nebula
IT support -> Cybersec
meager kernel
no companies will let you pentest if u dont have any IT exp
hmmm
man idk what to do at all
carmine pecan
😋 🤘
meager kernel
damn thats crazy
half lantern
This company is very flexible ngl. As long as you're good they'll get you
I love secforce
Am too scared to apply to them
carmine pecan
French
carmine pecan
rough
meager kernel
at this point i have no idea where my life is heading
half lantern
at this point i have no idea where my life is heading
You're in uni
carmine pecan
up
half lantern
Chill
carmine pecan
start networking
half lantern
i kinda want an internship
Yeah do them but they'll not get you a real job tbh
carmine pecan
I am in the naughty list
meager kernel
Yeah do them but they'll not get you a real job tbh
how so
carmine pecan
Santa clauss told me
lime trout
Yeah do them but they'll not get you a real job tbh
it depends™
hoary nebula
lime trout
if your in uni its a great foot in the door
hoary nebula
who is this
half lantern
how so
Cuz companies don't care about internships. It's a baby job, with no real responsibilities. You make hardly any impact so therefore they don't care.
Thats what recruiters tell me
meager kernel
so what should i even do
half lantern
so what should i even do
Do a grad program for big 4
carmine pecan
Chill and focus on becoming competent
carmine pecan
Spend your 2 years perfecting big 4 interview styles
lol this is a recipe for an anxiety disorder
half lantern
Its a better investment of your time than trying to do internships
half lantern
lol this is a recipe for an anxiety disorder
Yes but that's what I did, my first job made a real impact and I did real things, I initialized a Noc all by myself, something kids my age didn't do cuz theyre too busy doing internships
cloud osprey
for software, what you need to do is build things, to show you can build things
for infosec, certs or bug bounties or just go out and network
half lantern
for software, what you need to do is build things, to show you can build things
...
Yeah for sure a real meaningful portfolio mogs
cloud osprey
just being able to see a project through from start to finish is BIG
carmine pecan
For bakery, what matters is glutem
cloud osprey
For bakery, what matters is glutem
i was a baker once upon a time
lofty warren
i freakin hate Laravel
half lantern
who is this
My connection
carmine pecan
same bro
hoary nebula
same bro
carmine pecan
My connection
Don't do drugs
Some of your past lives probably already did drugs
So its no use in doing it again
half lantern
I dont touch drugs or alcohol
supple plume
My job reminds me of "la guernica" the picture
meager kernel
hacking fun
supple plume
The code is full of broken bodies and someone comes in with light but light is not what people need to stop the atrocities
carmine pecan
Love this analogy, yeah I know la guernica from Picasso
Picasso was based
is*
He lives in my basement
🔥
half lantern
drugs badder
Some stoners would like to dm you
carmine pecan
Weed is not a drug ok
half lantern
There we go
carmine pecan
ok I will stop
supple plume
Adderall the best drug
carmine pecan
Don't abuse it though
half lantern
I raw dog life
supple plume
No abuse
carmine pecan
Use it therapeutically
half lantern
No caffeine either
supple plume
Caffeine is goat too
tough oyster
No caffeine either
Wtf do you drink then?
meager kernel
I raw dog life
I like my suffering raw and sober
supple plume
Before taking these legal drugs I has almost unable to work full-time
carmine pecan
Wtf do you drink then?
psj
carmine pecan
Don't forget to eat 😉
tough oyster
You 2 are lost
supple plume
You 2 are lost
Bet
meager kernel
i should honestly quit coffee
supple plume
Sure. Bet on account ban. Rememebr, house always wins ;) hahaha
Why? I have a legal prescription?
tough oyster
Interesting
supple plume
I just say my meds work on me
torn cedar
How much?
supple plume
Wanna ban me for that?
tough oyster
i should honestly quit coffee
NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
half lantern
Wtf do you drink then?
Your moms milk. Nah I'm kidding, I drink mango shakes, nimbu paani, frooti etc etc
tough oyster
Wanna ban me for that?
You said “bet”. So we need to bet something haha
scenic maple
for software, what you need to do is build things, to show you can build things
...
unfortunately the things i can make might have legal concerns
hoary nebula
Your moms milk. Nah I'm kidding, I drink mango shakes, nimbu paani, frooti etc e...
nimbu paaani
supple plume
Bet
meager kernel
nimbu paaani
lemon juice
half lantern
nimbu paaani
Limenade
carmine pecan
Bet on bromance and kisses guys
hoary nebula
sick cover, I should buy
tough oyster
Your moms milk. Nah I'm kidding, I drink mango shakes, nimbu paani, frooti etc e...
WOAHHHHH…..
Mango shakes fuck. Best thing for a summer day
hoary nebula
I drink coffee and water
half lantern
https://tenor.com/view/tren-twins-gif-5571697823387158714
You do tbf look like shia lebouf
tough oyster
Bet on bromance and kisses guys
This guy gets it
carmine pecan
I ate plutonium once
half lantern
WOAHHHHH…..
Mango shakes fuck. Best thing for a summer day
Yes and there's this indian juice shop that swindles white people for 8 dollars just for mango shakes. Meanwhile for 8 dollars I can buy 2 large mangoes and make 4 shakes.
hoary nebula
damn
half lantern
could have said that in english too
Its indian limenade called nimbu paani
carmine pecan
I sense great attachment to mangoes in you
meager kernel
Its indian limenade called nimbu paani
meri ma
hoary nebula
great mangoes
carmine pecan
🥭
half lantern
I sense great attachment to mangoes in you
Yes my fave fruit
supple plume
Someone down for a chess massacre?
half lantern
I forgot how to play chess
meager kernel
Tujhe sab hai pata meri maa
english only
supple plume
Tujhe sab hai pata meri maa
Rule 5 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
half lantern
english only
LEL you first
torn cedar
english only
THM PTSD
supple plume
Hahah
meager kernel
i opened THM today and saw a guy saying "blackhat hackers are better teachers"
supple plume
I wanna do it
Just make an account there
torn cedar
You sit for 10 hours and you can be top 1% in thm
half lantern
Just make an account there
I saw thm top 10% today, he must suck then
hoary nebula
no fun in general!!
new pf
half lantern
You sit for 10 hours and you can be top 1% in thm
Oh so if I can get hacker rank here I can get top 1% in thm?
supple plume
Oh so if I can get hacker rank here I can get top 1% in thm?
If you can turn your computer on you can get 1% there
half lantern
I know what I'm doing on Saturday den
I'll let y'all know how long it takes for iphishpromax to have top 1% in thm
Big lol if it takes me a day
austere sinew
new pf
a girlfriend of mine and i were clearing an asylum horror game and kept on getting killed by the bots so we raged and ignored the game objectives and cleared all the floors just sweeping them all
meager kernel
I know what I'm doing on Saturday den
you gotta buy their sub probably
half lantern
you gotta buy their sub probably
Oh no that's garbage
hoary nebula
which horror game
supple plume
Oh no that's garbage
Yep it's a pay to win too
austere sinew
I don't even remember we've done a few since then
meager kernel
i did THM for 6-7 moths before switching to HTB
half lantern
Yep it's a pay to win too
You can get guru here without vip
supple plume
Oh no that's garbage
Just keep grinding here in htb you'll get to the pro hacker that you want at some point
tame gust
Question is a R.E report (jsut R.E, no exploitation, decoder for example) is just a report explaining your steps in details ?
meager kernel
You can get guru here without vip
i still have my yearly sub
you can grind on my account
half lantern
i did THM for 6-7 moths before switching to HTB
I did it for 2 weeks. I did 40% of the junior pen test path to go hacking sucks and its hard. Turns out the fuckers taught me local file inclusion before nmap
half lantern
i still have my yearly sub
you can grind on my account
Please dm
torn cedar
i still have my yearly sub
you can grind on my account
Dox kratos 
meager kernel
I did it for 2 weeks. I did 40% of the junior pen test path to go hacking sucks ...
nmap is in cybersecurity 101 path
half lantern
nmap is in cybersecurity 101 path
Nah I went straight to pen testing path
tame gust
before doing any learning in CS i 100% recommends doing some networking basics then move to some C
it will help toooo much
half lantern
Like here I went straight to cpts
tame gust
on the long way
half lantern
before doing any learning in CS i 100% recommends doing some networking basics t...
I did a networking degree
I know a bit too much tbh
Did 4 years of it
austere sinew
before doing any learning in CS i 100% recommends doing some networking basics t...
If I didn't know how to program I would have suffered so much
torn cedar
before doing any learning in CS i 100% recommends doing some networking basics t...
Heathers the goat
half lantern
I am so shit at coding
tame gust
if you wanna get better try some leet challenges
that what worked for me
but my C still suck
supple plume
I'll always recommend learn coding as main skill
tame gust
like waaay too much
austere sinew
if you wanna get better try some leet challenges
That's a bit of a step for someone who's bad at coding imo it's better to do projects / follow alongs to see how other programmers think
tame gust
who ever tell you, you dont need programing for CS is BSing you
meager kernel
Nah I went straight to pen testing path
well....
supple plume
Coding is so fun and you can build anything you can imagine including scripts to attack 💪 💪 💪
tame gust
That's a bit of a step for someone who's bad at coding imo it's better to do pro...
yeah projects are great too, i just recommend leet for just problem solving thinking
but projects a s you said is better
austere sinew
yeah projects are great too, i just recommend leet for just problem solving thin...
yeah definitely leetcode is amazing I agree but for beginners it could demoralise them too much
half lantern
I'll always recommend learn coding as main skill
Tbh learning how to read code is infinitely more valuable, cuz you can outsource the writing bit atleast. But trying to ask, chat gpt please find vulnerabilities and how to exploit will only lead to chat humiliating you with "sorry I cannot do that"
tame gust
Coding is so fun and you can build anything you can imagine including scripts to...
i promise you i did a goth pfp & followers scarper before, and all i got was some goths overweight with or yellow teethed mfs
supple plume
Tbh learning how to read code is infinitely more valuable, cuz you can outsource...
If you learn to write code you learn to read code
austere sinew
If you learn to write code you learn to read code
this is untrue
tame gust
yeah definitely leetcode is amazing I agree but for beginners it could demoralis...
yeah, it is, especially if you fell into, hey i wanna do this better now, and fall into learning algo's and shit
which is over kill at times
half lantern
If you learn to write code you learn to read code
Yea that's true I guess but the reading part is what's actually valuable
austere sinew
I've seen many a time shit code that made me think what the hell can I even program
tame gust
CHAT HOW DO YOU WRITE A REPORT FOR R.E
half lantern
HEY HEATHERS congrats on cpts
supple plume
this is untrue
Write code everyday for 7 years and tell me if is true or not
austere sinew
Write code everyday for 7 years and tell me if is true or not
If you learn how to drive it doesn't mean you can understand other people driving around you
supple plume
Not a good analogy
half lantern
i've cpts from 2024 xD
Well you were script kiddie before that's it LoL
austere sinew
It's a pretty damn good analogy
supple plume
Nop
austere sinew
Not a lot of people have clean code
tame gust
Well you were script kiddie before that's it LoL
i promise you im not a script kiddie
supple plume
Not a lot of people have clean code
I can read very bad code, doesn't mean I write bad code
half lantern
i promise you im not a script kiddie
RANKKKKKKKK
austere sinew
Kudos to you ig 🤷♀️
supple plume
It would be very difficult to read spaghetti quickly and understand it if I wasn't very familiar with code itself
tame gust
ok ok this report aint gonna write itself now
meager kernel
i still have my THM cert exam to give
austere sinew
You can understand the logic of complex or poorly written code from other people very impressive
I bet you don't even use comments that's how good you are
supple plume
I bet you don't even use comments that's how good you are
Comments have to maintained
The nature of code is to change, outdated comments are bad
supple plume
They tend to be overlooked
tame gust
each time i try to write a report i blame myself for not learning sysreporter
chat dont be me
supple plume
Good code is self explanatory
austere sinew
Yes all the programmers in the world produce good code
half lantern
each time i try to write a report i blame myself for not learning sysreporter
Do you write every report yourself. Sucks to be you man
tame gust
Do you write every report yourself. Sucks to be you man
nope, an interview
supple plume
Yes all the programmers in the world produce good code
Absolutely not
rugged sentinel
each time i try to write a report i blame myself for not learning sysreporter
I see people mention it all the time. Is it that convenient?
Like I recently switched to typst for my uni shit, and it was so much more convenient over latex.
But again, I don't have to write anything complicated
Is this sysreptor markdown based?
half lantern
nope, an interview
U interviewing?
austere sinew
Absolutely not
I can't tell if you couldn't pick up the sarcasm from the past few sentences or if you're a ragebaiter either way I cba lol
tame gust
I see people mention it all the time. Is it that convenient?
Like I recently swi...
for what i heard everyone wrie their reports a lot faster using it, and yet to start using it as well
tame gust
U interviewing?
take home challenge
rugged sentinel
for what i heard everyone wrie their reports a lot faster using it, and yet to s...
What do you currently use? 👀
supple plume
I can't tell if you couldn't pick up the sarcasm from the past few sentences or ...
I didn't pick up the sarcasm on that one
No hard feelings 🤝
rugged sentinel
I checked it out. It is indeed markdown based, and renders to PDF
tame gust
i've a ready template in MS word
that i used for the past times and its beautiful
but i gotta change to sysreporter
supple plume
I can't tell if you couldn't pick up the sarcasm from the past few sentences or ...
Hey what is cba? I googled but I didn't find a good answer
torn cedar
Hey what is cba? I googled but I didn't find a good answer
Can't be asked
I cba with all of these simps
supple plume
Mmmm ok thanks
supple plume
Hi
thorny quarry
hello
supple plume
Wsp
buoyant wyvern
im going insane
why
supple plume
Just chillin. You?
Taking a little break at work
buoyant wyvern
YOU. YOU MONSTER
not good
thorny quarry
oh
soft fern
im going insane
Aren't we all going insane? There's always a lil crazy in all of us
agile thunder
Aren't we all going insane? There's always a lil crazy in all of us<:LC_peepo_he...
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room, with rats. The rats made me crazy
half lantern
Is it just me but when you see your co-workers linkedin, you know people who do your job too, it cringes you out to see their AI-assified job description under the job title.
Like bro, why are you trying to sound like you changed the world
buoyant wyvern
Is it just me but when you see your co-workers linkedin, you know people who do ...
Sorry, we don't have jobs.
soft fern
Is it just me but when you see your co-workers linkedin, you know people who do ...
Isn't that 99% of LinkedIn?
half lantern
Like I did this job too. It was just people calling in, to cast their votes, and we transcribed them on a piece of paper. It was for 1 day we did this
soft fern
"I am thrilled to..." or some crazy ahh mythical story with emojis and storytelling
agile thunder
LinkedIn is actually the biggest push for dead internet theory ever istg
@buoyant wyvern AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
half lantern
"I am thrilled to..." or some crazy ahh mythical story with emojis and storytell...
When I get a job I'm gonna write a massive post about it because I worked SO SO SO hard to learn hacking from 0 just to move to my boyfriend
supple plume
<@1187264738237890610> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Yo don't disturb his serenity
half lantern
Like literally my greatest achievement
buoyant wyvern
<@1187264738237890610> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
agile thunder
Yo don't disturb his serenity
he driving me insane with the 👎 reaction solely 
soft fern
When I get a job I'm gonna write a massive post about it because I worked SO SO ...
That's.. that's a lot of dedication.
agile thunder
get countered
soft fern
I remember learning Assembly and Computer Architecture just to get over a heartbreak
supple plume
Someone down for a walk in a maze where 2+2=5 and only myself gets out in chess?
austere sinew
When I get a job I'm gonna write a massive post about it because I worked SO SO ...
You know he's only required to make like 30k a year to bring you over to the uk... right? Your greatest achievement should not be centered around somebody else, much less someone who you're calling your boyfriend and not your fiance.
half lantern
That's.. that's a lot of dedication.
Yes it is. But you can do it too!! Lots of sleepless nights and hacking with his photo on the left side of my screen. "Do it for Joe" was my mantra when I got stuck
tiny canyon
Fort Knight? There’s dust behind your eyeballs
half lantern
You know he's only required to make like 30k a year to bring you over to the uk....
He makes 70k but I don't want him to bring me over
I want to go there on my own merit
And even if it is centred around someone else, I still did it!
The result is the same
supple plume
Chat someone for a chess match? Last opportunity
soft fern
Yes it is. But you can do it too!! Lots of sleepless nights and hacking with his...
This Joe person must be the goat then.
austere sinew
He makes 70k but I don't want him to bring me over
Given that the majority of uk cybersecurity jobs require a high clearance it would be nigh impossible for you to get a job especially with what's been going on reported by the mi5
half lantern
Chat someone for a chess match? Last opportunity
You'll win
supple plume
You'll win
Some people won against me here
austere sinew
The most efficient way would be for him to bring you over
half lantern
Given that the majority of uk cybersecurity jobs require a high clearance it wou...
Most require nothing tbh.
half lantern
Some people won against me here
Let's do it but you'll win. I forgot how to play chess
austere sinew
Most require nothing tbh.
No? They require sc / dv clearance
half lantern
The most efficient way would be for him to bring you over
I dont take short cuts
half lantern
No? They require sc / dv clearance
I've undertake like 5 interviews for startups and such. Don't need them
haughty compass
Is it just me but when you see your co-workers linkedin, you know people who do ...
reading a linkedin post always feels like it's an advertisement written by AI lol
awful platform
austere sinew
A lot of clearance jobs dont even allow dual nationals
But if you've managed to find startups well done
native plume
Chat someone for a chess match? Last opportunity
I'll be here in 10 minutes if you're available