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#general
compact wave
frigid mountain
I like my brisket smoked and marbled
compact wave
I like my brisket smoked and marbled
ohhh brisket!!!
frigid mountain
Goat is rare
compact wave
YUMMYYYYY
hoary nebula
and everyone who orders their streak well-done should be shot
frigid mountain
well-done with ketchup
zinc oar
Great! Can you recommend a path where I can practice penetration testing in labs? HTB labs is ok?
hoary nebula
starting poiont
zinc oar
u are the best
supple plume
u are the best
Seriously starting point is the best
zinc oar
perfect!! tks
hoary nebula
THM has bad mods
supple plume
Only facts in that picture
zinc oar
Only facts in that picture
impossible contradict u
compact wave
what yah doing step bro @austere sigil Im stuck
hoary nebula
WWHOAAA HE BALLIN
hoary nebula
@static pasture I saw you typing sir
sturdy thistle
elllooo
zinc oar
are there italians here?
sturdy thistle
probably
compact wave
are there italians here?
what yah need
zinc oar
I wanted to know if there are any bro
compact wave
I wanted to know if there are any bro
im half italian
mystic harbor
im half italian
Make me pizza
hoary nebula
and wine
zinc oar
we teach u
hoary nebula
Impetor just started a war
hoary nebula
embed fail
zinc oar
tacci vostri
frail turtle
americans are fucking dumb. I just had to hear how this guy had his mom's new husband asking him to pay rent in his own house
compact wave
agile thunder
thought of the same thing xd
agile thunder
americans are fucking dumb. I just had to hear how this guy had his mom's new hu...
bruhh
compact wave
bacon gud
hoary nebula
mystic harbor
https://tenor.com/view/lets-eat-pizza-yunmy-chubangster-love-it-gif-26149601
Now I want Pizza
@compact wave plz
compact wave
<@1032124352122081390> plz
hoary nebula
now we need a gif where they eat pizza with a fork and knife
or cut their pasta
or drink esspresso after 2 pm
agile thunder
mamma mia
compact wave
agile thunder
yay violence
hoary nebula
mother I crave violence
mystic harbor
compact wave
hoary nebula
hoary nebula
dusky jacinth
Hey if any of you use bio enrollment readers I hate you
compact wave
compact wave
Hey if any of you use bio enrollment readers I hate you
it was my cat
sowwy
they didnt sent to him churus
hoary nebula
Hey if any of you use bio enrollment readers I hate you
elaborate
hoary nebula
what is a bio enrollment reader
dusky jacinth
A reader that scans your finger print and copies it to a rfid badge
dusky jacinth
We’re using this old software that Microsoft constantly recognizes as malicious and one of our sites had both of there’s decide they longer wanted to be on the network
Take it up with the $50bn data center conglomerate that requires it
I’m just a L1
This is why I’m burnt out
I just want to hack
Then I get home
And I’m just dead
compact wave
dusky jacinth
And super frustrated
dusky jacinth
https://tenor.com/view/h2di-cat-dead-cat-depressed-cat-laying-gif-11402833644907...
Literally me
compact wave
And super frustrated
scenic maple
patent elbow
https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13062150862685254762
new pfp Joey !
compact wave
https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-rice-fields-gif-14254926985819969915
So many nerds here
Says the one working for HTB
green kite
Mickhat spotted
terse dirge
agile thunder
Dear GOD. FRENCH?!?!??
hoary nebula
I love horror movies
ornate ibex
Damn
hoary nebula
Halloween is soon upon us
terse dirge
Halloween is soon upon us
already???
ornate ibex
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-with-tongue-cat-smiling-gif-11949735780193730026
Cursed
green kite
@hoary nebula they do trick or treat there?
hoary nebula
<@171587211244994560> they do trick or treat there?
sum kids but not much
green kite
sum kids but not much
Ahhh
ornate ibex
👀
ornate ibex
Why are you up already Tejas
I didn't sleep yet lol
green kite
Oh wow
ornate ibex
I was peeling garlic until 12 and now I'm tryna sleep
green kite
That much garlic eh
ornate ibex
Fingertips hurt af
ornate ibex
That much garlic eh
Yeah, for a week
green kite
Wow
austere sigil
what yah doing step bro <@768181598285594624> Im stuck
been at the office today joh
frigid mountain
hoary nebula
Every programmer in the world
hoary nebula
subtle plover
Hi im a girl
austere sigil
hi im mto
frigid mountain
Hi im a girl
hoary nebula
Hi im a girl
surgery went well then
austere sigil
joeeeeey
compact wave
been at the office today joh
How was your first day????
frigid mountain
subtle plover
surgery went well then
My dih fell off
austere sigil
<:pika_sip:1117304099487096863> How was your first day????
very cool
compact wave
heck yehhhhhh
austere sigil
I get to spend my time testing latest exploits 🤣
compact wave
I get to spend my time testing latest exploits 🤣
frigid mountain
i'm giving up and starting to apply to MIC jobs
frigid mountain
😄
sturdy thistle
so, basically easy htb machines in real life
Where flag.txt?
austere sigil
Where flag.txt?
We're not there yet
autumn slate
i bet that there no way to disable windows defender without admin rights
sturdy thistle
Hack faster @austere sigil
sturdy thistle
i bet that there no way to disable windows defender without admin rights
Correct
agile thunder
i bet that there no way to disable windows defender without admin rights
oo its a new person
hellos
austere sigil
Hack faster <@768181598285594624>
quartz dust
hello everyone
agile thunder
I can't sleep at all
you might actually have to start taking melatonin twin ✌️
meager kernel
you might actually have to start taking melatonin twin ✌️
Probably
agile thunder
hello everyone
yo
proud moth
i bet that there no way to disable windows defender without admin rights
i wouldn't completely assume it, but by default yes
everytime I say "this is not possible" i get stuck 4 hours at boxes, it's a dangerous game to play in hacking
agile thunder
everythings possible
dreamy karma
hello world
sturdy thistle
hello back
dreamy karma
marble fable
hello I am new here
meager kernel
Hello new here
marble fable
thank old there
meager kernel
hello back
Mick
turbid goblet
hello i am new here
meager kernel
Wassup
meager kernel
hello i am new here
No you're not
marble fable
can anyone help me to understand this server
meager kernel
This is hackthebox
turbid goblet
sorry i have a hard time reading
supple plume
can anyone help me to understand this server
This is a hack the box server in discord
sturdy thistle
fine thanks
meager kernel
About college
sturdy thistle
and u
supple plume
About college
Install Arch
agile thunder
can anyone help me to understand this server
you hack some card board boxes
meager kernel
Install Arch
Not that
agile thunder
I'm conflicted
whats the confiction conflicting you as of this moment?
sturdy thistle
I'm conflicted
get well soon i hope
supple plume
Explain your problems here 👇
meager kernel
whats the confiction conflicting you as of this moment?
My college society is hosting a trip to another college and it's clashing with my mid-semester exams and I'm not sure if I should go
marble fable
This is a hack the box server in discord
I know this is htb server but I found some channels called give away and all what's that for
supple plume
I know this is htb server but I found some channels called give away and all w...
To give away
marble fable
To give away
but where they are posting compitition ?
turbid goblet
i wonder what the give a way channel is for too
agile thunder
My college society is hosting a trip to another college and it's clashing with m...
you'd like lose points on your grade or smth if you skip the exam right
supple plume
My college society is hosting a trip to another college and it's clashing with m...
Install Arch and remain as close to it as possible
agile thunder
i wouldnt go
meager kernel
you'd like lose points on your grade or smth if you skip the exam right
Yes
meager kernel
Install Arch and remain as close to it as possible
🧍♂️
supple plume
but where they are posting compitition ?
That channel is to participate in a free giveaway of subscription, just hitting the 🎉
supple plume
But I'd miss all the fun 😭
The fun is in Arch
sturdy thistle
hello world
How r u?
agile thunder
But I'd miss all the fun 😭
i mean in the long term your grades matter more but its your choice i mean it depends on how much it affects your grades 
supple plume
Exactly
minor heart
hi hi
meager kernel
i mean in the long term your grades matter more but its your choice i mean it de...
Hmm you are right
minor heart
her but nooooooo
meager kernel
Idk why I'm leaning more towards my college's tech society nowadays and not the literary society
minor heart
double hi is just twice the excitement
minor heart
meager kernel
agile thunder
Idk why I'm leaning more towards my college's tech society nowadays and not the ...
maybe because techs cooler than words
meager kernel
maybe because techs cooler than words
Agreed
I'm just having more fun in tech than public speaking and quizzing
minor heart
https://tenor.com/view/mods-delete-eyebrows-gif-9384414952848295478
I could technically just paint them back on 'shrugs' wait - I'm actually pretty bad with makeup nm
meager kernel
I could technically just paint them back on 'shrugs' wait - I'm actually pretty ...
You can paint eyebrows??!??
minor heart
yea, you can do a ton with makeup
agile thunder
damn
minor heart
I never was good at it though
minor heart
I have, but it's only for like 'special events'
meager kernel
like no depth
Pretty much
minor heart
when I absolutely have to dress up or look business professional or w/e
agile thunder
https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-13608578677877456774
NOOOOO- 
minor heart
https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-7302064673369468312
i technically don't have those baha
meager kernel
Is it true that people in tech are way more chill than people in literature field?
minor heart
you can't transmute what isn't there lol
agile thunder
Is it true that people in tech are way more chill than people in literature fiel...
what kind of people are even in literature
meager kernel
you can't transmute what isn't there lol
Girls aren't real
agile thunder
authors?
minor heart
Is it true that people in tech are way more chill than people in literature fiel...
I have no idea how people in literature are but considering how I've gotten chewed out on some of my reports I'll go with no
meager kernel
what kind of people are even in literature
People who are into fiction books
And stuff
agile thunder
People who are into fiction books
ohhhhhhh
lime trout
no
meager kernel
HEY GIVE THAT BACK
I'm taking away your nose
minor heart
I'm supposed to be studying right now but I have the nastiest sinus infection ;[
pretty pwease
supple plume
i technically don't have those baha
You should have some kind of spherical object around you somehow
meager kernel
I'm supposed to be studying right now but I have the nastiest sinus infection ;[
Studying what?
supple plume
Back in my day the mouse had ball
minor heart
Studying what?
cape
meager kernel
Back in my day the mouse had ball
Unc
agile thunder
I'm taking away your nose
minor heart
You should have some kind of spherical object around you somehow
do halos count? 😄
meager kernel
What CAPE is a certificate?
minor heart
What CAPE is a certificate?
yea
meager kernel
its a cert i think
What's the full form again
supple plume
do halos count? 😄
We can transmute that
meager kernel
I forgot the full name
minor heart
the active directory cert
minor heart
but there were some super good looking modules in there, so I petitioned it for my yearly training cert 😄
and I got it approved so yay
meager kernel
Certified active directory pentesting expert
Nice
I still have to give my Tryhackme cert exam which I paid for
minor heart
which of course meant getting a flu right after haha
meager kernel
which of course meant getting a flu right after haha
Get well soon
kind bramble
minor heart
which thm cert ya doing?
meager kernel
which thm cert ya doing?
PT1
minor heart
i poured through the pt1 stuff for fun
gaunt gale
I just talked to a major supervisor at this company I applied to work at recently and had a positive conversation with her.
minor heart
ah
gaunt gale
I think I'm actually very likely to get this job I don't want to jynx it
meager kernel
i poured through the pt1 stuff for fun
Is it easy?
supple plume
Who is doing thm
agile thunder
Who is doing thm
real
supple plume
I still have to give my Tryhackme cert exam which I paid for
You betrayed me
gaunt gale
its an IT Technician job but its part time at this organization that helps disabled people
meager kernel
Who is doing thm
I used to before
meager kernel
You betrayed me
I USED TO
minor heart
Is it easy?
Kind of depends on the person - I felt it was very basic/easy tbh
but I also work as a pt so
meager kernel
I just bought their cert exam and I don't wanna let it go to waste
minor heart
the CAPE is just more relevant to what I do
gaunt gale
they provide a lot of training if I do well with this job they have a lot of training for future higher level positions
what do you guys think?
minor heart
I think the voucher is good for a year
meager kernel
Kind of depends on the person - I felt it was very basic/easy tbh
Would it look good on my rèsume?
I wanna get an internship at the moment
agile thunder
what do you guys think?
you get that job queen
minor heart
either way good luck!
meager kernel
either way good luck!
Thnxx
gaunt gale
i know i like calling people queen randomly
no kings yas queens?
gaunt gale
either way good luck!
thanks
minor heart
Would it look good on my rèsume?
I wanna get an internship at the moment
Any relevant certs tend to
supple plume
Only pawns ♟️
agile thunder
no kings yas queens?
queens exclusively
meager kernel
Any relevant certs tend to
I didn't understand
minor heart
But it's kind of like a combo of stuff - certs, networking, volunteering, etc
for resumes
gaunt gale
@minor heart are you a network engineer? if so, I think I know you but I don't want to say
if not its fine
minor heart
<@419629412846272542> are you a network engineer? if so, I think I know you but ...
I originally had a neteng degree
meager kernel
But it's kind of like a combo of stuff - certs, networking, volunteering, etc
I have the network of necessary people, I just need one good looking cert which can tell people that I do know penetration testing
gaunt gale
I originally had a neteng degree
and now you work in cyber?
minor heart
I've been a pentester for a while now
gaunt gale
I've been a pentester for a while now
cool, I'm not gonna say but I'm 90% confident I know you
minor heart
cool, I'm not gonna say but I'm 90% confident I know you
haha wouldn't be surprised. a lot of people seem to =]
meager kernel
cool, I'm not gonna say but I'm 90% confident I know you
"I'm not gonna say"
Proceeds to say it
gaunt gale
"I'm not gonna say"
*Proceeds to say it*
not but I mean I'm not gonna say who because it would invade moo's privacy
minor heart
appreciate that
meager kernel
not but I mean I'm not gonna say who because it would invade moo's privacy
Ik ik I'm just messing with you
gaunt gale
but I am willing to bet money I know who
gaunt gale
Ik ik I'm just messing with you
its ok
minor heart
I like to hide on discord
gaunt gale
its ok
meager kernel
I should technically be sleepings
It's 4 AM
minor heart
away from ick social media 😄
meager kernel
But insomnia hits like a bitch
gaunt gale
I like to hide on discord
I respect that
agile thunder
I should technically be sleepings
It's 4 AM
atp just pull an all nighter like 🥀
minor heart
it's a way I can focus on my studies and such
meager kernel
atp just pull an all nighter like 🥀
I went to sleep at 10
Actually slept from 11 to 1:30
Woke up, haven't been able to sleep since
agile thunder
ah
supple plume
Im going to make a htb team
agile thunder
rip
supple plume
How should I name it
meager kernel
I have to get ready for gym at 5 AM
supple plume
Only stupidest shit 👇
meager kernel
Then reach college at 11 AM for my IOT project
meager kernel
Only stupidest shit 👇
FemboyFamily
meager kernel
FemboyFamily
Not even kidding, this was the name of a team I met irl
agile thunder
Only stupidest shit 👇
ech03s0fv1rg1nh@xx0r5!!!
minor heart
I respect that
I technically also had a year of digital forensics and cs after my first degree too
agile thunder
Not even kidding, this was the name of a team I met irl
what 😭
meager kernel
HackersOfTheBox
turbid goblet
why are all of your passwords the same
agile thunder
FemboyFamily
were they all femboys(this is vital info)
supple plume
I technically also had a year of digital forensics and cs after my first degree ...
Seeesh I barely know how to multiplicate
meager kernel
were they all femboys(this is vital info)
No, one was skinny, one had decent physique with oversized shirt
Third was a girl
I think
minor heart
Seeesh I barely know how to multiplicate
oh trust I still have no idea about anything 
agile thunder
No, one was skinny, one had decent physique with oversized shirt
aw man 
meager kernel
Why are the nights so cold nowadays
supple plume
Why are the nights so cold nowadays
Because the sun is not above
agile thunder
Why are the nights so cold nowadays
global warming making the planet colder smh
meager kernel
Because the sun is not above
WAIT REALLY!!
FR??!!?? I THOUGHT THE SUN WAS JUST ABOVE ME!
minor heart
can't even find my keys half the time haha
supple plume
I need the lamest name ever existed
supple plume
WAIT REALLY!!
FR??!!?? I THOUGHT THE SUN WAS JUST ABOVE ME!
No man the sun is in the space
meager kernel
I need the lamest name ever existed
echoesofwhoami /jk
meager kernel
can't even find my keys half the time haha
I once parked my car in college and forgot it there and came back from a cab
Half way home, I realised I had my car keys in my pocket and remembered that my car is still in college's garage
meager kernel
How about “sudo rm -rf /hope” 😆
Damn
agile thunder
I need the lamest name ever existed
sudo steve harvey
minor heart
I once parked my car in college and forgot it there and came back from a cab
this sounds like the kind of thing I'm constantly guilty of
I put my phone on top of my bf's car once and yea, I just remember seeing it flying into the intersection as we turned and get run over lol
meager kernel
I put my phone on top of my bf's car once and yea, I just remember seeing it fly...
Did it survive?
minor heart
oh no
that thing suffered the wrath of like a million tires
hahaha
luckily it was like one of those cheap prepaids
lol
supple plume
Bruh
Pick your shame level 💀
I kinda like that
Pick your shame level 💀
Good name for a team
minor heart
I dunnooooooo flagless and fabulous sounds kind of funny too
supple plume
It's not bad
kind bramble
fair aspen
I think a program got into my fun folder
autumn badge
seems fine to me
fair aspen
it's just my research folder
obtuse fern
I think a program got into my fun folder
POV you just downloaded Kali
fair aspen
touche
obtuse fern
Got bored of neutral white, switched my room to warm yellow
fair aspen
niiiice
obtuse fern
Tfw I step down off the step ladder and my knee pops 🧓
rose onyx
Good name for a team
Pastebin Pwners 😉
supple plume
Good
I need more suggestions please
I need to find the ultimate name
echo flag > /dev/null kinda shit
minor heart
Tfw I step down off the step ladder and my knee pops 🧓
you ever pop it out of place?
obtuse fern
No
rose onyx
echo flag > /dev/null kinda shit
The Self Shelled Incident
minor heart
I get something like that but I actually have a bum knee from when I skated
only happens if i'm like going down steps/hills or w/e
or if it's going to rain - the knee knows
maiden anvil
TIL weather websites are pretty much the worst for privacy and tracking
supple plume
IQ under 100K
I like this one
Seems stupid enough for me a d my fellas
IQ under 100K
rose onyx
Amateur Threat Pwners
supple plume
IQ under 100K is the final contester
Unless someone says something better and worst and the same time
zealous charm
TIL weather websites are pretty much the worst for privacy and tracking
Well duh, they need your location 
supple plume
Someone for a midnight chess match?
minor heart
there's actually a really cool tornado chaser streamer I like to follow
maiden anvil
Well duh, they need your location <:krappa:719927407171338250>
if they simply needed location they could geolocate me. no idea why blocking any of these would destroy radar widgets and almost every weather site I've gone to
so explain that one away mr snarky!
maiden anvil
Someone for a midnight chess match?
lets do it
supple plume
Seeesh
maiden anvil
i just got off work so I can play rn
maiden anvil
assuming chess hasnt broke too
zealous charm
so explain that one away mr snarky!
maiden anvil
Chess.com?
I usually play strangers on lichess
maiden anvil
minor heart
I would like to quit sneezing every 2 seconds
agile thunder
I would like to quit sneezing every 2 seconds
sneeze every one second instead
rose onyx
I would like to quit sneezing every 2 seconds
at least its not hiccups
maiden anvil
I give up, gg!
maiden anvil
sure
supple plume
Send link plz
maiden anvil
apparently I was doing fine, but I was supposed to find a magic square to sack my knight
thats very typical for me
supple plume
It was a bit tricky
worthy cargo
Sitting in the parking lot waiting to pick up someone from woek
It's boring
I got music on though
worthy narwhal
what are we listening to
worthy narwhal
how about some lil baby - my shawty
maiden anvil
I give up again, gg
supple plume
Well played
maiden anvil
I guess I should have taken bishop then try to trap knight
but there were too many positional mistakes before that so I need to get better, gg
supple plume
I made some mistakes too
compact wave
PTSD
worthy narwhal
Goa trance mix
fire mix
tough oyster
Why nobody else is in VC with the man declan???
carmine pecan
inland lantern
Time to go to gym
Gym? Blegh bad word
meager kernel
Gym? Blegh bad word
Bruh
meager kernel
and so it begins
Windows VM
rich perch
hello guys, i have a student subscription, if i finish college and my student email get delete, i will lost my htb accout with all my certificates?
minor heart
hello guys, i have a student subscription, if i finish college and my student em...
you can add another email in user settings
rich perch
ok ty
carmine pecan
Also Brazil
split patio
and so it begins
windows virtual machine
rich perch
how much time takes to finish all modules from cjca approximately?
worthy narwhal
how much time takes to finish all modules from cjca approximately?
its not about finishing modules, its about the learning along the way 
rich perch
its not about finishing modules, its about the learning along the way <:peepo_sa...
sure i know that, i just want a parameter
worthy narwhal
sure i know that, i just want a parameter
it depends on what you know 
if you know absoluely nothing, could take you a whole year, if you are somewhat knowledgeable, a month or two. how much time you can dedicate also factors in. its theory heavy. lots of reading and familiarizing yourself with concepts. its not just practicals
i think less than 50 people have the exam/cert still
warm jacinth
Fr
terse dirge
I'm kinda sleepy chat
rich perch
it depends on what you know <:pepe:930951597658374144> if you know absoluely no...
ok ty for the reply, i know some programming languages, and basic of network. How people normally study with the htb tools? do you take many notes?
worthy narwhal
ok ty for the reply, i know some programming languages, and basic of network. Ho...
just get started 
it will all come to you. its a foundational program, it teaches you from zero. if you need notes or not will depend on your learning style. whats important is that you nail the fundamentals and truly understand them to the point you won't forget them. every future cert builds on what the CJCA teaches. putting in the effort for the CJCA will make every other cert that much simpler 🙂
htb is fun, the tools are intuitive, it should be easy for a programmer to pick up
rich perch
ok thanks
mint raptor
west venture
I'm kinda sleepy chat
Then a man must sleep
terse dirge
Then a man must sleep
Happy birthday
west venture
Thank you
warm jacinth
Happy birthday friend
frigid mountain
hi
frigid mountain
yeah, men's voices actually change 3 times during life. puberty, 30s and 60s.
warm jacinth
Hi
tiny canyon
@rich perch do little seizures clothes at ate on son days ?
frigid mountain
hard harbor
Chat, hope you’re having a good night.
meager kernel
I wanted an easy that isn't that easy
🧍♂️
half lantern
You know like expressway
meager kernel
Should go for medium machines then lmao
meager kernel
You know like expressway
Ah
half lantern
Yeah but then mediums make me rip my hair out during priv esc
Hards I'm losing sleep
meager kernel
Yeah but then mediums make me rip my hair out during priv esc
Relatable
I hate priv escalation phase
Probably the most difficult for me
half lantern
Especially when they have me coding in C or Java
west venture
Happy birthday friend
Thank you
meager kernel
Especially when they have me coding in C or Java
I KNOW RIGHT
@west venture Happy b'day
west venture
Thank you
half lantern
I KNOW RIGHT
Like there should be a easium
west venture
Especially when they have me coding in C or Java
Why would you code yourself when you can get AI to do it?
meager kernel
Why would you code yourself when you can get AI to do it?
AI sucks
half lantern
@lime trout can you put an idea forth that there should be an easium grade
meager kernel
<@484040243818004491> can you put an idea forth that there should be an easium g...
You mean "very easy"?
compact wave
<@484040243818004491> can you put an idea forth that there should be an easium g...
Hiiii
half lantern
Why would you code yourself when you can get AI to do it?
Because ai rots your brain
terse dirge
Same here
half lantern
You mean "very easy"?
No easy and medium in between
terse dirge
Wth happened to that channel?
west venture
Also mediums aren't that hard. Try hard where you have binex stuff
compact wave
Alright I'm leaving
Joey is here
heyyy
meager kernel
I know
compact wave
muted olive
joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
half lantern
Also mediums aren't that hard. Try hard where you have binex stuff
MEDIUM BINEX ALREADY WHOOPS MY ASS AHEM ERA
meager kernel
https://tenor.com/view/that-is-rude-matty-matheson-larb-is-goooood-its-disrespec...
Sorry bbg
compact wave
Hi joeeeee
hi
meager kernel
MEDIUM BINEX ALREADY WHOOPS MY ASS AHEM ERA
Git gud then
half lantern
Git gud then
Stfu I'm the same rank as you
meager kernel
Stfu I'm the same rank as you
I can solve medium machines
west venture
MEDIUM BINEX ALREADY WHOOPS MY ASS AHEM ERA
You should try making game cheats and bypassing anticheats. It's fun and you'll learn more binex than doing boxes.
compact wave
I can solve medium machines
I cant solve anything
meager kernel
Stfu I'm the same rank as you
Hopefully I'll get Pro Hacker soon
Gonna grind for it
meager kernel
Im pro hecker
Alright buddy
You ruined my mood, I'm leaving
west venture
Joey I need a job
meager kernel
Jk
compact wave
Alright buddy
You ruined my mood, I'm leaving
half lantern
Hopefully I'll get Pro Hacker soon
Same, cuz I told a bunch of jobs I am, so now I'm racing before my interviews
meager kernel
Same, cuz I told a bunch of jobs I am, so now I'm racing before my interviews
What.
Fr?
compact wave
Joey I need a job
Send CV
tiny canyon
@frosty thistle welcome to hogsvak inc population 31
meager kernel
@compact wave I need an internship pls
compact wave
<@1032124352122081390> I need an internship pls
Send CV
compact wave
After CCNA and projects I WILL
to my DMs when you get it let me see what can i do
half lantern
You're cooked
I did 6 machines in 2 days. I'm fine
west venture
to my DMs when you get it let me see what can i do
Thank youuu
meager kernel
Send CV
Nah I'm not kidding, I need an internship so I can start earning. Not joking
I need to pay for my gym and boxing classes, my parents ain't doing it
compact wave
I need to pay for my gym and boxing classes, my parents ain't doing it
you know how to make challenges?
half lantern
@compact wave let me know when there's something up so I can apply for it
meager kernel
you know how to make challenges?
Uhh I can learn if that's okay
muted olive
how do you get top secret?
half lantern
how do you get top secret?
By being a citizen
half lantern
And by being sponsored by an intelligence agency or govt agency
west venture
You need to pay 2 million to be a US citizen
half lantern
Oh, I see. Does your workplace sponor?
Yes obviously
meager kernel
@compact wave just to confirm, you were joking or serious?
hard harbor
to my DMs when you get it let me see what can i do
Joey I’ll send you mine and you can tell me if it is dumb or not. I just remade it last night.
compact wave
Getting a security clearance is awesome
half lantern
<@1032124352122081390> just to confirm, you were joking or serious?
Hes a chronic helper
compact wave
joking is shit
compact wave
<@1032124352122081390> just to confirm, you were joking or serious?
send me a dm
meager kernel
Hes a chronic helper
I see, I don't wanna take advantage of his kindness
muted olive
Getting a security clearance is awesome
Also puts you at risk of losing it by doing dumb shit 🤣
compact wave
I have a few contacts on some companies
compact wave
Also puts you at risk of losing it by doing dumb shit 🤣
like been me
half lantern
<a:catjam:1271856363231772833>
Cuz I'm getting desperate
meager kernel
I have a few contacts on some companies
My guy
I love you
west venture
Joey the goat
half lantern
You should try making game cheats and bypassing anticheats. It's fun and you'll ...
I dont game my lad nor do I date gamers so can't even use help of bf
compact wave
Cuz I'm getting desperate
If i get answer from any of the contacts i will let you know
half lantern
<:fingerguns:589118464162005017> If i get answer from any of the contacts i wil...
You da best
Wait
compact wave
Joey I’ll send you mine and you can tell me if it is dumb or not. I just remade ...
pliz do
half lantern
Theyre ghosting you?
west venture
I dont game my lad nor do I date gamers so can't even use help of bf
Why do you hate gamers?
half lantern
Why do you hate gamers?
Its a long story
compact wave
nah. just complicated date. we are going to end of Q4
lots of companies does the offer on february
meager kernel
Joey you don't have to do it simply out of kindness 😭😭
muted olive
What if you're really good at hiding the truth and it passes the lie detector? (Purely hypothetical, of course)
half lantern
lots of companies does the offer on february
Oh naurrr
I told my parents I'd get job by December but it do make sense
west venture
What if you're really good at hiding the truth and it passes the lie detector? (...
Passing the lie detector isn't hard. All you have to do is believe the lie yourself by lying to yourself. Then you can easily pass it.
muted olive
No I was just thinking, passing the lie detector is like regulating your emotions
yeah, what you said
worthy cargo
In the great words of George Costanza
compact wave
offer for what?
lots of companies start the process of hiring on feburary
meager kernel
Istg I didn't expect that I could find work through discord 😭😭
muted olive
lots of companies start the process of hiring on feburary
is that start of financial year or something?
compact wave
nov, dec and jan is often seen as dead time
west venture
I have found that lying to myself about stressful situations that they aren't stressful at all helps a lot so it actually works btw
compact wave
is that start of financial year or something?
no idea
half lantern
Most people lie a bit on clearances if they have drug problems or overseas affiliates cuz then it takes forever to process your clearance when you need it quick for your job. However dont lie about things that can easily be verified
meager kernel
@compact wave if it's okay, can I send my rèsume by today or tomorrow
I gotta make it look good
half lantern
nov, dec and jan is often seen as dead time
Tru
muted olive
Tbh I don't have a resume. I don't even know what to put on it 
haughty compass
half lantern
I've only worked govt what do you think
muted olive
Most people lie a bit on clearances if they have drug problems or overseas affil...
Aren't those two critical points for the clearance?
meager kernel
Joey is so kind 😭😭
compact wave
I've only worked govt what do you think
Me dont like security clearance
meager kernel
I didn't expect this today
compact wave
but joey does NOT share his food
with you yehh
west venture
I've only worked govt what do you think
Working govt doesn't mean you get a clearance
muted olive
with you yehh
:(
meager kernel
with you yehh
Lmao
muted olive
911, Joey ate my fries
half lantern
Aren't those two critical points for the clearance?
Yes and no. Character interviews also a big one you can lie on. I'm not saying I HAVE I've just seen a lot. I dont do drink smoke and party
compact wave
911, Joey ate my fries
NUH UH
half lantern
Working govt doesn't mean you get a clearance
In Australia it's mandatory
muted olive
yuhuhuh
west venture
All you have to get VIP status is just rat to the FBI about some threats to US state security.
west venture
Basically a clearance
muted olive
yuh
compact wave
let me tell you whats not fun
9 months of waiting to get rejected on your clearance
muted olive
All you have to get VIP status is just rat to the FBI about some threats to US s...
Well....... I mean I did that once. I don't have VIP status
half lantern
9 months of waiting to get rejected on your clearance
☹️☹️☹️☹️
muted olive
9 months of waiting to get rejected on your clearance
ouch
compact wave
yeh
half lantern
If it's taking 9 months they're cooking
compact wave
more than cooking
half lantern
Theyre deep frying
compact wave
i feelt like they saw my birth also
west venture
Well....... I mean I did that once. I don't have VIP status <:kek:88999281629659...
Keep ratting, betray your own state. Completely devote yourself to the FBI them you'll get one.
muted olive
yk what else takes 9 months? 
compact wave
yk what else takes 9 months? <:pepeban:767722009206587482>
babiess
I want to be a dad so bad
compact wave
off topic why im ralking about babies
half lantern
yk what else takes 9 months? <:pepeban:767722009206587482>
The gestation of a human baby
compact wave
jesus
muted olive
thank you for that
compact wave
baby fever is getting into my head
half lantern
I love wabies
muted olive
baby fever is getting into my head
BB
half lantern
I love rabies
west venture
Me too phish
half lantern
Worst way to die in my opinion is full on rabies
muted olive
nah, I don't know what I'm talking about
west venture
If I get rabies, I am 100% ODing on something
half lantern
https://tenor.com/view/deformed-teddy-fucked-up-messed-up-gif-26450949
You're human. Men who love babies >>>
muted olive
Worst way to die in my opinion is full on rabies
What if you slide down a banister with spikes on it
lofty warren
hello fellas
half lantern
If I get rabies, I am 100% ODing on something
You'll become a rabid animal before you realise you have rabies
west venture
Rabies is up there
compact wave
You're human. Men who love babies >>>
true
compact wave
Rabies is up there
ahhh from experience
muted olive
technically joey means kangaroo baby
half lantern
What if you slide down a banister with spikes on it
I'd rather that than rabies. Go down the rabies rabbit hole
compact wave
technically joey means kangaroo baby
whut
west venture
You'll become a rabid animal before you realise you have rabies
First you'd get flue like symptoms them difficulty swallowing water. Them I'd know it's time to go myself without letting rabies do it..
meager kernel
Alright I'm back home from gym
west venture
ahhh from experience
I have seen a cat die of rabies
muted olive
meager kernel
Well, this day turned better
compact wave
yes
YOU TELLING ME THAT AN AUSTRALIAN GIRL WAS FLIRTING WITH ME A FEW YEARS AGO AND I JUST REALIZED THIS
meager kernel
All hail Joey 🙏
lofty warren
i was done Mythical mini pro lab, anyone can rcm for me another pro lab? Also not Dante
half lantern
First you'd get flue like symptoms them difficulty swallowing water. Them I'd kn...
You'll think it's something else before rabies. The rabies denial
compact wave
I have seen a cat die of rabies
i cant talk about what i have seen. pg13😅
half lantern
YOU TELLING ME THAT AN AUSTRALIAN GIRL WAS FLIRTING WITH ME A FEW YEARS AGO AND ...
Yes dum dum. When we want kids with you we say we want joeys
compact wave
just gonna say: fire dept
west venture
i cant talk about what i have seen. pg13😅
Can we make a non pg 13 htb server?
compact wave
Yes dum dum. When we want kids with you we say we want joeys
whut
meager kernel
Yes dum dum. When we want kids with you we say we want joeys
That's not flirting
That's just confessing
muted olive
Well, this day turned better
If it helps, I got an internship offer (not taken or considered yet) because one of my relatives knew someone who's a CEO in a security-focused company
You could try doing something similar after all everyone has connections and you're bound to get there sooner or later
connections matters a lot
half lantern
That's not flirting
That's just confessing
To joey thats flirting because he's dense. Aussie girls are direct. First date and you're in
meager kernel
If it helps, I got an internship offer (not taken or considered yet) because one...
My father does have connections but indian job market is just messed up so I can't expect anything
half lantern
I told my dude when I saw him for the first time violin started playing in my head. Worked for me 🤷♀️
meager kernel
My father does have connections but indian job market is just messed up so I can...
Besides they only hire VERY experienced people on VERY LOW salaries 🙏🙏
compact wave
To joey thats flirting because he's dense. Aussie girls are direct. First date a...
WHUT
west venture
Yk what I like about Aussies? The way they say, "Naurrrrrrrr"
meager kernel
You're telling me I have to crack OSCP just to earn 500$ a month??!!??
muted olive
My father does have connections but indian job market is just messed up so I can...
I'm not expecting anything in cybersecurity in the Indian job market at all unless you're working for a US or Europe based company
meager kernel
WHAT
half lantern
Yk what I like about Aussies? The way they say, "Naurrrrrrrr"
Yeah its cute
compact wave
fk my head
meager kernel
I'm not expecting anything in cybersecurity in the Indian job market at all unle...
Yea working remote job for a foreign country is probably the best option
half lantern
Does htb pay us salaries to indian employees @mint raptor
meager kernel
Indian companies pay like shit in all honesty
muted olive
Yea working remote job for a foreign country is probably the best option
Try asking your father if he has connections who work for international companies, I am 100% sure he will
muted olive
Indian companies pay like shit in all honesty
and yes
compact wave
half lantern
My dad is as useful as a rusty spike
meager kernel
Try asking your father if he has connections who work for international companie...
I have
And yes, but again, they require high credentials and experience even for internship 😭
My dad does have connections
muted olive
My dad is as useful as a rusty spike
you can poke enemies with rusty spikes
compact wave
LEOs always do that...Ohh water fairy dancing on the water...to....kill the fire
half lantern
Parents love saying GET A JOB then do 0 to help
compact wave
muted olive
I have
And yes, but again, they require high credentials and experience even for...
well experience you can get
mint raptor
Does htb pay us salaries to indian employees <@690967846624296978>
um the salaries are based on your location
muted olive
credentials, if you have the money maybe
meager kernel
well experience you can get
They ask for certs for low level jobs
half lantern
you can poke enemies with rusty spikes
Yes that's all he's good for. He's 6"6 and can terrorise my enemies
half lantern
um the salaries are based on your location
RIP
meager kernel
um the salaries are based on your location
You're earning in rupees or dollars?
mint raptor
im not sure if i can actually reveal this stuff ngl
half lantern
You're earning in rupees or dollars?
What do you think
mint raptor
Just use a VPN
yeah just have VPN in my govt docs
muted olive
im not sure if i can actually reveal this stuff ngl
since its not public I assume no
meager kernel
im not sure if i can actually reveal this stuff ngl
Ah nvm, it's alright
muted olive
unless in private or something
half lantern
Just use a VPN
How do you hide your thick indian accent. I can barely hide my aussie one
compact wave
ok..i will go and cry now....that girl was perfect
west venture
How do you hide your thick indian accent. I can barely hide my aussie one
How do you have 2 accents?
muted olive
ok..i will go and cry now....that girl was perfect
CMERE
compact wave
im such an dumb dumb
mint raptor
ok..i will go and cry now....that girl was perfect
which one? what happened?
half lantern
ok..i will go and cry now....that girl was perfect
You can always go back 😩
muted olive
How do you have 2 accents?
you can do that
meager kernel
im such an dumb dumb
Happens with all of us
muted olive
I can switch between american and indian accents
compact wave
which one? what happened?
uhhhhh aussie girl 3 years ago......wanted to have joeys with me
half lantern
How do you have 2 accents?
I have 4
compact wave
now i saw it means babies
meager kernel
I can switch between american and indian accents
I can partially do british accent
west venture
you can do that
You can have 2 accents on purpose, but not naturally
mint raptor
uhhhhh aussie girl 3 years ago......wanted to have joeys with me
damn boy i just had a dream about my ex
compact wave
damn boy i just had a dream about my ex
ohhhh really
muted olive
You can have 2 accents on purpose, but not naturally
True
compact wave
You can always go back 😩
i meet her 1 time on a coffe shop
muted olive
I can partially do british accent
Any accent will get stronger if you're actually around those people
half lantern
I had a dream about my ex last night. His anime body pillow strangled him to death. Was a good one
mint raptor
ohhhh really
like ngl it SUCKS but both in good way / bad im not sure where things are going and i dont intend to control it
meager kernel
Oh wait, I'm gonna throw up, brb
mint raptor
Oh wait, I'm gonna throw up, brb
kinky
muted olive
joey will one day have wife and look back at all the other girls and say nahhhh, this was perfect choice
compact wave
like ngl it SUCKS but both in good way / bad im not sure where things are going ...
I see kids, i remember my ex that is now married with 2 kids
half lantern
joey will one day have wife and look back at all the other girls and say nahhhh,...
All men do this unless they marry the hottest girl they've had. Vile species
half lantern
In b4 Marcie mutes me for hate speech
mint raptor
I see kids, i remember my ex that is now married with 2 kids<:FeelsBadMan:480473...
damn dw babe u will find the perfect one
west venture
All men do this unless they marry the hottest girl they've had. Vile species
Looks aren't that important. It's being a decent human honestly
compact wave
damn dw babe u will find the perfect one
half lantern
Looks aren't that important. It's being a decent human honestly
Wahhhhhh
muted olive
half lantern
True my man is the best looking and the best human
turbid goblet
this starting to sound like a dating discord wtf goin on
compact wave
this starting to sound like a dating discord wtf goin on
long story
west venture
Wahhhhhh
If looks were important, I'd still be with my gf who's basically a really pretty looking venomous snake (for all intents and purposes)
half lantern
this IS a dating discord
Every discord is a dating discord cuz its online
compact wave
lol
https://tenor.com/view/oh-crap-its-the-cops-randy-marsh-south-park-s13e6-pinewood-derby-gif-22907480
muted olive
question
mint raptor
answer
compact wave
nuuuuurrr
muted olive
is it Hack The Box or HackTheBox?
west venture
2
mint raptor
is it Hack The Box or HackTheBox?
which one do u prefer?
muted olive
muted olive
which one do u prefer?
second one
mint raptor
second one
nice now buy VIP+
hard harbor
You hack the box on HackTheBox
west venture
BoxTheHack
mint raptor
BEST SALES MAN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
muted olive
nice now buy VIP+
nice marketing strategy
half lantern
If looks were important, I'd still be with my gf who's basically a really pretty...
But 5 years into marriage you'll be looking back fondly on the crazy when your that life is dulling down
west venture
TheHackBox
compact wave
BEST SALES MAN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
yasss w
compact wave
BoxTheHack
ewwww
meager kernel
Extremely stupid
hard harbor
I just hit a lick with the box
compact wave
fuck
half lantern
Should I invite my single girlfriend who is blue team?
compact wave
Should I invite my single girlfriend who is blue team?
oh noooo
west venture
No
half lantern
Are y'all happy with blue team gorls
muted olive
You guys like HITB? HackInTheBox
half lantern
Ok
mint raptor
But 5 years into marriage you'll be looking back fondly on the crazy when your t...
its up to u ngl people saying LIFE IS BECOMING DULL cuz u stopped taking care of things
west venture
#HateForBlueTeam
muted olive
Should I invite my single girlfriend who is blue team?
to where
mint raptor
Are y'all happy with blue team gorls
any girl is good
half lantern
its up to u ngl people saying `LIFE IS BECOMING DULL` cuz u stopped taking care ...
You know what they say about crazy girl...
meager kernel
You guys like HITB? HackInTheBox <:kek:889992816296595456>
"copy my homework, but don't make it too obvious please"
half lantern
any girl is good
Oh I can invite my whole hot girl squad then
muted olive
"copy my homework, but don't make it too obvious please"
real
compact wave
@half lantern I second clown invite them
west venture
Oh I can invite my whole hot girl squad then
Okay invite them
mint raptor
You know what they say about crazy girl...
u just said that u will invite girl so i agree on everything with u
half lantern
Ok let me ask them
muted olive
man is hooked
west venture
We need more diversity in here
muted olive
in terms of
mint raptor
man is hooked
i have my prioties (idk how to spell it no autocorrect on desktop)
meager kernel
We need more diversity in here
.
half lantern
I need less influx in my dms I've tried being a simp on my profile but it doesn't work
meager kernel
what
west venture
BRO
west venture
stop editing shit
meager kernel
compact wave
I get some spicy DMs from time to time
mint raptor
ngl i will be against her the moment she invites everyone i will back to my default settings
meager kernel
I get some spicy DMs from time to time
Like from me
compact wave
Like from me
from gurls
half lantern
ngl i will be against her the moment she invites everyone i will back to my defa...
Then I'll take them back
compact wave
meager kernel
from gurls
I see
hard harbor
From me. I send joey hot sauce recs
compact wave
mint raptor
i get boring DMs
muted olive
I get some spicy DMs from time to time
from me?
meager kernel
You guys are getting dms?
compact wave
I mean it
compact wave
From me. I send joey hot sauce recs
yeh
west venture
Guys should I invite some Chinese state sponsored hackers here for diversity?
half lantern
I get a lot of "can you help me with this". I do then theyre like sup, how are you?
Brev this isnt mean girls where you act dumb in front of your crush to talk to them
compact wave
Guys should I invite some Chinese state sponsored hackers here for diversity?
I do have some questions
hard harbor
Guys should I invite some Chinese state sponsored hackers here for diversity?
They’re already here
muted olive
invite some of KJU's minions for diversity as well
hard harbor
west venture
Okay I'll invite
compact wave
Okay I'll invite
NOW
mint raptor
invite some of KJU's minions for diversity as well
lul i read it as minors and im like wait wtf
meager kernel
lul i read it as minors and im like wait wtf
what
half lantern
And when you take longer than 5 minutes to respond they're like "hello bashu you there??"
hard harbor
Do you think any APTs do sherlock malware analysis challenges?