general

[eternal mango]

EXE's!!!!

[austere sigil]

true

[eternal mango]

Those were the old days, the bad days, the all or nothin' days

https://tenor.com/view/sin-city-sin-city-marv-noir-turn-around-reaction-gif-3284393645752546508

[austere sigil]

true true

[scenic maple]

irc still has some friendly people

i hop in sometimes

[lilac cipher]

2k plus perl script btw https://android.googlesource.com/kernel/omap/+/glass-omap-xrr02/scripts/get_maintainer.pl

[austere sigil]

back in those days parsing input through bash was considered a good idea

[eternal mango]

An old friend who I hadn't spoken to in over a decade hit mne up the other day

We setup an IRC server together for a thing

Was fun

[tribal badge]

Weekend, when?

[austere sigil]

mIRC?

[eternal mango]

?

Server

But mIRC was fun when you could get a handle on the scripting

[austere sigil]

irssi user here

[eternal mango]

I had a clone-bot script I wrote in mIRC, which created a functional IRC client with sockets within the mIRC scripting language, and let you run hoards of bots for... things

Honestly it was only ever used to crash the IRC server of our shitty ISP at the time when they were being douches

[austere sigil]

you sound more like DevOps guy than CISO

you know that?

[eternal mango]

Sounds about right

I've never held a professional position in security in my life

I'm a breaker and maker

[lilac cipher]

Still to this day i find the linux kernel dev ecosystem sooo complicated to understand

[austere sigil]

the scientist

[lilac cipher]

Funny how that goes for perspective

[austere sigil]

or rather researcher

[lilac cipher]

Back in those days they didn't have github

[eternal mango]

lol

Oh no

[austere sigil]

svn

[eternal mango]

I'm having flashbacks to svn and mercurial

[austere sigil]

svn is pure gold

[eternal mango]

🤮

[scenic maple]

version control is for weak people
53-feature-test-branch-.zip

[eternal mango]

mercurial is a bag of crap painted brown, with the word "crap" painted on it

but it's what we had to use

[lilac cipher]

Im not talking about the scm software more of the dev process its just all done over email and stuff

Diffs being sent through emails

[eternal mango]

I know I know

I was through those times too

[austere sigil]

same 🤣

[idle rivet]

Made me think of p2p file sharing mIRC days. So much chaos.

[lilac cipher]

You legit can get certified into being able to submit to the Linux kernel

[eternal mango]

IRC was very good fun

[lilac cipher]

(i assume)

[eternal mango]

uhhh

I pass

[lilac cipher]

Because to me it seems you need a whole degree for that

[eternal mango]

I don't want to fuck with Torvalds

He'd rip me a new one

[lilac cipher]

[scenic maple]

certified by who

[austere sigil]

linux foundation?

[lilac cipher]

Im just talking in general

[eternal mango]

I mean, anyone can contribute

[lilac cipher]

Because of how complex it is

[eternal mango]

You're just likely to get nailed to the cross if you try

Oh

[lilac cipher]

When i don't have my pull request feature i panic

[eternal mango]

I've never played with it honestly

but, well.. it's hard not to see the monthly flaying

[lilac cipher]

It's a rabbit hole init self lol

[scenic maple]

except the sanctioned countries

[lilac cipher]

For me at least

[scenic maple]

unfortunately politics effects open source too

and its sad

[eternal mango]

mmm

[lilac cipher]

Bro you're a mod 😔

[austere sigil]

reading the source code of Linux kernel 2.4 was a bad idea and I still have regrets

[lilac cipher]

Don't bring politics into this

[austere sigil]

comments were funny tho

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[eternal mango]

And now Anthropic is trying to effect OpenVPN2 by fixing its single threaded structure which processes network and control, wave its magic wand and make it multithreaded

This is going to be hilarious, scary, impressive, or all three

[scenic maple]

the issues tab on linux kernals github is hidden cause of spam

[lilac cipher]

How do you know

[eternal mango]

Because I'm asking it to

[lilac cipher]

Oh

[scenic maple]

did bro just vibe code a next generation state of the art technology

[eternal mango]

No

It won't work

I just want to see how badly it won't work

[austere sigil]

buuugs

goblin is asking for bugs

[eternal mango]

I just got it going while I watch TV

[scenic maple]

what if it works badly enough to ship to prod

[eternal mango]

I find it interesting

Well, uhhh

What's the license

[lilac cipher]

Gpl3?

[scenic maple]

anyone but richard stallman

[eternal mango]

GPL2

[austere sigil]

iT's GnU/lInUX

[lilac cipher]

Yes every open gpl license comes with a free copy of richard stallman

[lilac cipher]

GNU + LINUX***** ***

[eternal mango]

eh whatever, this is just for fun

but it'd be hilarious if it worked

[scenic maple]

actually it depends on what the distro is

not every linux uses gnu

alpine for example

[austere sigil]

who uses alpine?

[scenic maple]

so its not gnu+linux

emma

[eternal mango]

Ok, it's quoting 8 weeks for the work

[lilac cipher]

Next thing it figures it out and youll be having an implementation meeting with the infra team to improve openvpn on htb

[eternal mango]

Start the clock.... NOW

[austere sigil]

you for real now?

[austere sigil]

that doesn't prove anything

[eternal mango]

Naaah, I'm not gonna stomp in and go "INSTALL THIS BINARY, IT DOES FIX STUFF IT DOES"

They are much more talented than I

[scenic maple]

at the end of the day i use arch btw so my opinion is better

[lime trout]

hi

[lime trout]

yes

[lilac cipher]

I think anyone with 100+ k messages in this server will be able to have results for every 100 top most english words used

[austere sigil]

i'm scared

[lime trout]

containers sir

[austere sigil]

ya ok but not use use

[lilac cipher]

Sounding like a true manager

[scenic maple]

bro its confirmed one message above

[lime trout]

https://quack.pics/u/4c77151b-77a0-4705-8df6-a30c1338240e.png

253k

[eternal mango]

Letting go is hard, even when you have full trust

JFC ok calm down Sonnet

[austere sigil]

trust rimes with rust and that's just wrong

[lilac cipher]

0xdf gonna dm you telling you that you're overloading anthropics servers xd

[eternal mango]

Hahah

I looked at my spend over this year the other day

Those fun side projects add up

[lilac cipher]

I have no words

[eternal mango]

But they were fun, and I learned stuff

So.. worth it

[lime trout]

this is my job tbf

[lilac cipher]

Well true

But still

Insane

[lime trout]

i t hink my discord total is like 5m

i got my data dump once

[austere sigil]

"no space left on device"

[lime trout]

its huge 😂

like 30gb

[eternal mango]

lol

[austere sigil]

told ya 🤣

[lime trout]

but i have enough space for many files

[lilac cipher]

You have a whole rack

[lime trout]

yes

[lilac cipher]

When will you get another one

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-touch-grass-gif-21734295

[lilac cipher]

Abd then become official partner for hetzner in canada

[lime trout]

🤷

ive gotten a life since

[austere sigil]

what is that?

[lime trout]

when time is no longer free

[scenic maple]

goblin check this out hXXps://vibe-coded.lol/

[nimble tundra]

i use KVM for everything am i insane ?

[eternal mango]

Hahhahaha

It's so accurate

Sonnet is 71% of the way through its 8 week plan

I want to look at the diff, but I can't peek until it says it's done

To be clear, this will never see the light of day

This is a brain burp taking corporeal form

Yes, I like noodles.

[signal mica]

goblins like noodles?

interesting

[eternal mango]

mm

and stinky cheese

[graceful pendant]

Just had an omakase

It was good

[eternal mango]

🦜

[heady sage]

I’ve never seen so many phonies as I have on LinkedIn, talkin bout how they’re a top voice in information security and never touched a terminal

Don’t make me tap the sign: “If you don’t do it because you love the field, then kick rocks to another”

[terse dirge]

Wow elastic is such a POS. I hate the docs for it

[eternal mango]

What're you struggling with?

[terse dirge]

Just finding a premade docker compose that actually works lmao

[eternal mango]

And stop the clock, it says it finished at 2039

[terse dirge]

The docs are God awful

I think I found a working compose file

[eternal mango]

Best solution for self hosted is ECK on K8s tbh

Under docker alone I had sooo many issues years ago

But understandably just for a quick instance Docker is well

the choice

[quick willow]

any SE gurus here?

[eternal mango]

Always found their docs pretty good, with the exception of when sometimes a feature would be deprecated / replaced, like rollup indicies, yet the replacement didn't yet have parity with the replaced feature for ease of use

[quick willow]

i have my first Inperson SE engage,ent and would love tips

[eternal mango]

Sure it WORKED, but with greater effort, and nowhere near as well documented flows

Uhh I don't personally, but happy to listen and I can pass it on

Friend request sent

Ok, I'm not even going to bother to take bets on whether this will compile or not first try 🤣

[terse dirge]

Ya, unfortunately our kubernetes cluster isn't up anymore.

[brittle smelt]

Hey, i just created a bash script to pull, download and convert videos from youtube, anyone up to give me some reviews?

[frigid mountain]

😄

https://tenor.com/view/billy-strings-rock-play-instruments-gif-15672545

can't wait for tonight

[lilac cipher]

Chatgpt Will

[brittle smelt]

Already did, I just wanted some human reviews

[lilac cipher]

Nah I'm good

[terse dirge]

Buy YouTube premium

[frigid mountain]

How can I extract the audio for my DJ sets?

Dj Lo Fidelity

DJ Snap Crackle Pop

[signal mica]

can you change monkey pfp to some other

this one is

idk i feel stupid when i look at it

[brittle smelt]

it is on youtube?

[lilac cipher]

I could but i won't

[signal mica]

[lilac cipher]

How do you think i feel?

[frigid mountain]

yes all top quality DJ MP3 come from YT rip obvi

[brittle smelt]

you use linux?
if you do i might be able to help

[supple plume]

Wsssszzzps

@quasi lodge

[signal mica]

ayo

[supple plume]

Hey

Azzzzzzzomaxxz

[signal mica]

azomedium

stdinsofwhoami

[supple plume]

Echoesof

[kind tiger]

hi

[supple plume]

Hi

[vague minnow]

where can I ask for help regarding an Academy module? The machine never spawns. ive been like this for 15 minutes

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5987511-contacting-academy-support

[supple plume]

I'm at chitchat

[vague minnow]

thanks, im already in charge. But ill keep it in mind

[eternal mango]

That's where you go for help regarding that kind of issue

[supple plume]

In charge 💪 ⚡ 🔌

Htb is sleeping tonight

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/natalie-desselle-reid-living-large-and-taking-charge-big-boy-living-large-taking-charge-natalie-desselle-gif-19473921

[graceful pendant]

Hi I just ate a shit ton of Japanese food

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/very-good-gif-11417951659847615064

[supple plume]

Now yappanesse

[worthy cargo]

I just updated wazuh to the latest version and all my agents

wazuh 4.14.0 just dropped

[proud sierra]

Impacket....update?!?

ntlmrelayx.py, turning it into a versatile relay operator. Security researchers can now directly serve SCCM Management Points and Distribution Points, enabling the enrollment of rogue clients to extract secret policies or scour packages for sensitive data.

A new RPC listener and EPM bootstrapper simplify pivots from printer bugs to ADCS exploitation, condensing multi-step attacks into single commands.

🧐

https://cybersecuritynews.com/impacket-tool-kali/amp/

[lilac cipher]

What in the pasta

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/seven-brad-pitt-box-whats-in-the-box-gif-3386206

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/itsabox-tenhundred-box-gif-26506769

[supple plume]

Enjoying myself in the VC

[zealous charm]

Que pedo?

[supple plume]

Que onda

[quasi lodge]

https://youtu.be/RD3qIKATcBI

Zap zap

[supple plume]

Wsssps get in vc

[quasi lodge]

For what? I eat rn

[supple plume]

Say wassssps

[quasi lodge]

@supple plume look el monstro

[supple plume]

Ok

[supple plume]

Wsps what the hell is this

[quasi lodge]

Its ELLLLL MONSTRO

goat of the crypto 💯

[supple plume]

Oh ah

Looks like vibe coding

[quasi lodge]

Its not my Ellll monstroooo

[lilac cipher]

🦟

[supple plume]

Yo where is the pfp

[lilac cipher]

[quasi lodge]

😔

[sturdy steppe]

guys i need quick help in HTB room, in Creepy Crawlies | Information Gather - Web Edition Module, i can't see the target button and on the example domain i can't open that in my browser too, so how am i supposed to ans the question?

[carmine pecan]

Take a cinammon bath

It's good for luck

This is a serious answer

I take cinammon baths once every full moon and also new moon

I will also dance the zeibekiko before Linux boxes

[supple plume]

Cinnamon desktop better than cinnamon bath

[carmine pecan]

Linux mint users be like

[supple plume]

Who is zeibeiko

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/zempekia-zempekiko-zeimpekiko-zeibekiko-greek-gif-14502567322747199855

[lime trout]

#modules is a better spot to ask

[supple plume]

Here good

[carmine pecan]

Here be dragons

[supple plume]

For the and 🪤

[carmine pecan]

For the psyduck and mouse trap?

That's a profound quote

[supple plume]

Is not a mouse trap

At least rabbit trap

At least

[supple plume]

Clique para saber mais 😂

[carmine pecan]

Yes I live in the tapioca country

[supple plume]

What is that

[carmine pecan]

It's like a girlfriend

[supple plume]

Does it fit in the mouse trap?

[carmine pecan]

Yes

I would fall into that trap, if tapioca was the bait to be fair

This is tapioca

[supple plume]

You smoke that?

[carmine pecan]

Yesn't

[supple plume]

Discgusting

[carmine pecan]

So you don't like Nutella?

[supple plume]

I love it

[carmine pecan]

With strawberries and mint?

[supple plume]

Probably yes

[carmine pecan]

But no tapioca?

[supple plume]

Honestly I don't know

[carmine pecan]

I will give up pentesting and open a tapioca place in Texas

[carmine pecan]

Petals' Tapioca

[supple plume]

What's the taste of tapioca?

[supple plume]

Which one

[carmine pecan]

Think about bread, but removes the gluten, now remembers you are a god and bread is for the peasents, thus you eat tapioca

[marble dust]

be like that

[tiny canyon]

trans my gender range my rover

[agile thunder]

rawr

[agile thunder]

Sandy which

Witch of sand

The sand queen

[carmine pecan]

Sand Witch?

Like an Earth bender

but with Sand

[kind bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-gif-23970142

[agile thunder]

oui

DustBenderTM

[eternal mango]

Forgot about it, but it actually compiled lol

[signal mica]

breathe the pressure

[kind bramble]

my bloodhound stop working

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[agile thunder]

Maybe it contracted rabies

[kind bramble]

The impact was so so so so big that I even forgot how to put sentences together

[kind bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-gif-7149908924737390432

Mon Laferte

[agile thunder]

Wen I was returning home tday there was some big ass dog that took up the entire gangway and stared at me the whole time and I had to fking jump over it to get out 😭

[carmine pecan]

it happens

Just start another exegol instance

[kind bramble]

I was so close

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

[kind bramble]

doggo

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/naga-naga-famouse-qqq-gif-1318112344494470481

[carmine pecan]

doggo

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/demented-enderman-minecraft-dancing-gif-16370083

[agile thunder]

Dogy

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-singno2-shulker-minecraft-cat-gif-4222528488600108431

[terse dirge]

Yippee finally got elk set up

[eternal mango]

Now comes the fun part, code review

[proud sierra]

When I left home an hour ago to get an Uber....I had just turned on Tremors!

When I returned home....I observed this playing on my desktop and I'm starting to wonder.....what broke in the universe and which of the infinite timelines I am now on!?!

[eternal mango]

Ahhh nice one 🙂

Takeshi's Castle?

or whatever it's called

[proud sierra]

No idea you tell ne

Lol

I can't stop watching it now

[eternal mango]

🤷‍♂️ just reminded me of it

Totally bonkers game show

[proud sierra]

They did show a castle....it looked plastic but it was a castle

[eternal mango]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375466/

[proud sierra]

Gotta be it! Cuz the hairpieces lol

[eternal mango]

lol

[kind bramble]

lol

[worthy cargo]

Is it a good idea or does it make sense to block smtp connections from certain countries using geoip blocking?

[kind bramble]

what?

[carmine pecan]

Why

[worthy cargo]

To block spam from certain countries

[carmine pecan]

Real phishing is probably happening from US to US anyway

Probably a friend of a friend is hacking you

[kind bramble]

Deny traffic from specific IP ranges

[eternal mango]

I mean if you know where you'll be accepting mail from, then only open to those IPs

[worthy cargo]

Not smtp submission

[eternal mango]

But if you're accepting mail to SMTP and relaying it without auth and headers

Then you got a problem

[kind bramble]

yes

[worthy cargo]

I've got all that taken care of. I'm just wondering if it makes sense to block certain countries entirely

like china for example

[tight path]

do you do business with them?

[worthy cargo]

No

[eternal mango]

SMTP is the outgoing mailserver though

[worthy cargo]

not just. It's also incoming.

How do you suppose MTA to MTA communcation happens?

[eternal mango]

Oh, acts as the relay

Right

[worthy cargo]

over 25

[eternal mango]

mb mb

[worthy cargo]

np

[carmine pecan]

25 TiB?

[lime trout]

Geo-IP blocking is a best guess during good times

its just companies making a best guess

[tight path]

if you dont have any operational reason to have chinese (or any xyz country) AS communicate to your network then you dont have too allow it

[eternal mango]

I mean.. so long as you have it configured to authenticate mail being relayed is actually authentic, then no need

[hard harbor]

We use geo fencing. Not full proof but certainly not a bad idea either

[lime trout]

i have my IP's geolocate to Antartica and Hell, MI

[eternal mango]

Hell

[lime trout]

bc why not

[eternal mango]

🤣

Excellent

[kind bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[carmine pecan]

Hell, MI

[kind bramble]

MrPetals

Hercules fan

[carmine pecan]

pad1ryoshi

[kind bramble]

😳

[carmine pecan]

Not that much of a fan, many of the difficulties there are artificial asf

Author really removed the SIDs from each OU

[kind bramble]

I'm almost finishing

[carmine pecan]

to force manual enum

[carmine pecan]

That's what she said

[kind bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/brazil-gif-15571371183264064225

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-brasil-brazil-hexa-copa-do-mundo2022-gif-27190567

[lime trout]

cause fun fact, Geo-IP data is user-specificable

[carmine pecan]

Here's my IP: 257.257.256.512

Geolocate that

[raven rain]

yus

got a CSRF finding

[carmine pecan]

yay

[eternal mango]

lol

[carmine pecan]

Now find me

[kind bramble]

nice

[eternal mango]

oooo nice calc

[kind bramble]

guys

can you guys see my website?

the address here: http://127[.]0.0.1:5000

ty

[raven rain]

this is like

[eternal mango]

No, all I see is cats

[raven rain]

the most minor finding ever

[eternal mango]

Pages and pages of cats

MY CATS

[torn cedar]

I see clouds

[kind bramble]

what

[worthy cargo]

I have an Exim4 server, firewalled, and no one can talk to it, but my jumpbox IP. I run proxmox mail gateway in front of it, which relays mail to it. PMG is hardened. In my PMG tracking center, I see people trying to connect to my server over 25 and try to send mail and they fail. I want to block the repeat offenders. I don't like seeing that in my activity. I dunno. I've been running mail server for 8+ years now. Secure as far as I know.

[kind bramble]

ty

[austere sinew]

WHY DIDNT MY PINGS WORK I WANTED TO GET REVENGE ON EVERYONE WHO MASS PINGED ME

[kind bramble]

CSRF depends so much of the context

[torn cedar]

Wrong server

[kind bramble]

[lusty forum]

CSRF can lead to RCE in some cases

[carmine pecan]

Very specific CTF-ish cases

[austere sinew]

@carmine pecan you're on the hitlist

[raven rain]

this one doesnt

[carmine pecan]

Good

[kind bramble]

I usually only explore CSRF if the endpoint has some interesting functionality

[raven rain]

the only reason why it even is a finding is because the app i'm testing is meant to be an internal app

[kind bramble]

I already reported some CSRFs that received informative because they had no impact, so now I try to choose carefully

[carmine pecan]

Ah yes, CSRF, the nerdier, less cool brother of SSRF

[lusty forum]

still happens quite a bit

[kind bramble]

CSPT is the cool brother of CSRF

[tight path]

Ive not tried it myself, but you could see if fail2ban can integrate into the proxmox mail gateway and set conditions to automatically block

[lusty forum]

also back to crying over shitty security practices from massive companies

[worthy cargo]

I've got fail2ban already setup for postfix on my mail gateway

[torn cedar]

What's your main language? Was reading your SSRF report

[kind bramble]

My first valid CSRF was one I used to exploit a self-XSS

[kind bramble]

pt-br

'-'

[carmine pecan]

pt-br means Hindi

[kind bramble]

I forgot about that SSRF report

[kind bramble]

tomar café borra

bora

[torn cedar]

I love Brazilians <3

[carmine pecan]

Eu sou do sul, prefiro chimas

[austere sinew]

WHO PINGED ME NOW

[kind bramble]

single? 😳

[kind bramble]

nunca tomei, é bao mermo?

[carmine pecan]

single?

[carmine pecan]

bão dmais

[torn cedar]

I got other Brazilians lined up, ayo? Calm down

[kind bramble]

um dia eu experimento

[compact wave]

braziiiuuuuuuuulllll

[kind bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-judge-cat-judging-gif-23378619

[carmine pecan]

that's what she said

[kind bramble]

It's good that almost no one here understands our language

[carmine pecan]

good indeed

[kind bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024720

[compact wave]

Im from chile

I understand you guyss

[kind bramble]

sus

[compact wave]

[kind bramble]

joey

Mon Laferte - Flaco

[torn cedar]

Look Portuguese is just a fancy word for spanish

[raven rain]

no dont say that

[torn cedar]

[kind bramble]

bro

MrPetals will start a war if he reads this

delete delete

😭

[frigid mountain]

Just applied for a Junior GRC Analyst position

[torn cedar]

Good, let's get HTB active

[kind bramble]

GL mate

[kind bramble]

Anticupid

[frigid mountain]

[torn cedar]

Sounds like an interesting position

[frigid mountain]

yeah GRC is a good growth area of the industry

[torn cedar]

Yeah it's definitely been hyped up in the past year from what I've seen.

[frigid mountain]

I'm on the Cybersecurity Advisory board for my alma mater and at our last meeting documentation and compliance was named by multiple local leaders as the area that new grads should know about

[carmine pecan]

A war on drugs

[kind bramble]

MrPetals help me

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[ornate ibex]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/gattsu-guts-berserk-rain-berserk-manga-gif-5817994646112106945

[quasi lodge]

Hello

[quasi lodge]

Zap

[supple plume]

Zaps

[supple plume]

How are you?

Are you from China?

[kind bramble]

zapzap

[kind bramble]

[supple plume]

Zaps

[kind bramble]

no zaps

zapzap

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwHSN-zlZc8

[kind bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/zap-shotgun-the-simpsons-bart-simpson-fire-gif-5980477

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-screaming-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-rage-gif-27241414

Unable to sleeeep

[supple plume]

Why

[quasi lodge]

no France

[supple plume]

Aaaaaa

[kind bramble]

parlé francé

?

[supple plume]

Tu est français

[kind bramble]

parlé parlé

[supple plume]

Mais se pas posible

[torn cedar]

Awesome, now no one has to work in those horrible job sites

[kind bramble]

mademoiselle

parllé

[quasi lodge]

bojoure

[supple plume]

Le fromage Saint-Nectaire d'Auvergne est du sperme d'ânesse

[ornate ibex]

No clue

[supple plume]

No importe quoi

[sturdy thistle]

rule 5

[quasi lodge]

yes speak english

not baguette please

[supple plume]

We've been downgraded

[quasi lodge]

why

[supple plume]

To english

[quasi lodge]

oh

I see

[supple plume]

Some of my family is in France

[quasi lodge]

😮

[kind bramble]

is zapzap your brother?

[supple plume]

Probably cousin

Zaps are you my cousin?

[compact wave]

bagguete and paella?

good combo

very niceee

[supple plume]

You are a spice remember

[quasi lodge]

zap zap

[quasi lodge]

zap

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/psyduck-psyduck-x-pokeball-gif-13690823743081819148

I'm going to sleep

[meager kernel]

Good morning

[meager kernel]

You should sleep

[ornate ibex]

You should too

[meager kernel]

I just woke up

[ornate ibex]

I have been trying for a long time to sleep

[turbid goblet]

its 6pm but ok i will go to bed

[ornate ibex]

Wtf u gonna do at this time!

3 40 AM

💀💀💀

[meager kernel]

Read, then gym at 5

[ornate ibex]

When do you even sleep

[meager kernel]

You slept during the day?

[turbid goblet]

wtf

[meager kernel]

10

PM

[ornate ibex]

Evening, an hour or two

[meager kernel]

Oh damn, maybe cause of that

[quasi lodge]

12:10PM

[ornate ibex]

Bro that less than 5 hours

[ornate ibex]

You are in the past

[meager kernel]

I woke up on my own before my alarm

[quasi lodge]

No im in Europe

[meager kernel]

My alarm was for 5:30 AM

[ornate ibex]

ahhhh

[ornate ibex]

Then it would be AN

[meager kernel]

Still, in the past

[ornate ibex]

AM

[quasi lodge]

I dont know I will say 00:00

as we do in France

[ornate ibex]

AM

[meager kernel]

Oh 24 hour format

[quasi lodge]

00:00

[quasi lodge]

yes

12 hours format is horrible

[ornate ibex]

24 is ..

[meager kernel]

24 hour format is difficult for me

[turbid goblet]

24:00

[native plume]

25:12

[quasi lodge]

its so good

[meager kernel]

12 hour seems easy

[ornate ibex]

Kratos, do u do this daily or u woke up accidentally

[quasi lodge]

23:99h

[turbid goblet]

we should do time by what hour it is in the week

[meager kernel]

I usually sleep from 10 to 5
But today woke up on my own at 3:30

[quasi lodge]

What do this mean

[meager kernel]

He means the starting of the week would be 00:00

[ornate ibex]

Hmm, sounds fair. I was doing that during uni

Now, I became lazy ass

[meager kernel]

I assume job can be tough

[turbid goblet]

114:14:15

[quasi lodge]

no its monday

[carmine pecan]

No Milk in the group please

[meager kernel]

Ok, no milk for you

[ornate ibex]

Physically no, mentally tiring somedays. Gym is physically tiring

[meager kernel]

Ah fair enough

Yea gym is tiring as hell

[carmine pecan]

Gym is not tiring for me, because I workout from home and do it Naked

[meager kernel]

I usually just take a nap of an hour after gym

[carmine pecan]

so it's quite refreshing

[meager kernel]

Oh

[turbid goblet]

mrpetals post form

[meager kernel]

Bruh isn't that uncomfortable

[carmine pecan]

No not even a little

[meager kernel]

Mr Petals removes all his petals when working out

[carmine pecan]

Naked chin ups all the way

[meager kernel]

Yea I could never workout naked

[carmine pecan]

Just use mineral oil instead of clothes

It's just as comfy

[turbid goblet]

are u working out or making content for certain sites at this point

[carmine pecan]

Both

win win

[meager kernel]

Funny thing is that when the first gym was formed in ancient Greece, the whole point was working out naked

[turbid goblet]

[carmine pecan]

I know

that's the thing

[turbid goblet]

less laundry to do

[meager kernel]

The word gym (short for gymnasium) comes from gymnasia which means a place for naked workout

So yea makes sense

That you'd work out naked

[meager kernel]

Money and workout both obtained

[ornate ibex]

🤔👀

[kind bramble]

[meager kernel]

I'll probably go back to sleep for another hour

[compact wave]

leave me space

i like the right side of the bed

[meager kernel]

🧍‍♂️

[turbid goblet]

ive skipped the gym the past two weeks i need to get back in

[meager kernel]

I sleep in the middle but alright

I'll cover you with my arm

[turbid goblet]

ive been fuckin around in vr too much

[compact wave]

mire cuddles yay

[meager kernel]

LMAO

[meager kernel]

Damn

[meager kernel]

Which VR game?

[meager kernel]

Joey

Why

Are you

Like this

[turbid goblet]

vrchat

[meager kernel]

What do you even do in that

[torn cedar]

im sorry to hear that

[turbid goblet]

nothing at all

yeah its absolutely unhinged but its kinda funny

[torn cedar]

you look at ur model all day long and do "fantasies"

[obtuse fern]

eh it's just an alternative social platform

[meager kernel]

Oh-

[obtuse fern]

nothing you can't do on most other social platforms

[meager kernel]

VR dating?

[meager kernel]

The difference being that it's VR

[turbid goblet]

i dress us as elmo and stare at people that take the game serious

[obtuse fern]

I think boiling it down to what degens get up to is kind of devaluing it

[torn cedar]

It goes farther than that, but yeah there are even posters that advertise apps for dating on vrc

[turbid goblet]

or throw amongus vrchat lobbies by always accusing the kids as imposters

[meager kernel]

If I ever get a VR set, I'll try it out

[exotic pendant]

😄

Frosto got a new vm escape to report

[obtuse fern]

kids are the funniest when they get mad about you accusing them, their voice peaks the mic

[ornate ibex]

Bro, come here 🥲

[turbid goblet]

i cant believe children even get this level of technology

i grew up playing warcraft 2 lmao

[obtuse fern]

imho 15 should be the youngest to be able to get on social platforms, as that's plenty of time to have potentially had normal socialization in the real world

[turbid goblet]

15 is still pretty young

[obtuse fern]

I grew up with League, I got better

[turbid goblet]

someshit that happens in vr chat im too young to see and im 27 lmao

[obtuse fern]

i think it does depend, truly, if the platform is KNOWN FOR dating, then yes 18 at a minimum

or even 25 if you want to argue on prefontal cortex development

[tiny canyon]

i just destroyed all of my possessions because less is more ❤️

[turbid goblet]

im quitting tho its been messing with my vision

[kind bramble]

niiice

[obtuse fern]

when you escape the vm into another vm

[kind bramble]

Being strong means accepting that I won't get the root flag from this week's machine

[meager kernel]

Next week is gonna be an easy linux machine 🙏🙏

[kind bramble]

[exotic pendant]

no lie, makes me want pizza

ill maybe do that for dinner

[eternal mango]

OH MY GOD

Picked up this mic for the camera, as I'm helping brother out recording his wedding

Could not get them to work

Tried EVERYTHING (obviously not everything, there's an end to this), no joy

Was freaking out and about to order a replacement.. then I spotted it

A third little dust cover.. and behind it, another 3.5mm jack on the camera

the ACTUAL mic jack, instead of the trigger jack

Not really what I wanted to spend the last 30 minutes doing, looking through manuals for the mic, but not the camera lol

Idiot

But an idiot with a working lapel mic

[obtuse fern]

ah the third option

[turbid goblet]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FPF9QNJM?_encoding=UTF8&th=1&psc=1 slay or no?

imagine me compromising ur network wearing this

[raven rain]

No.

[turbid goblet]

ok

[signal mica]

How can you have guts for pfp and then even browse this shit

Remove your pfp

[lilac cipher]

See my monkey pfp looks good now doesn't it

[turbid goblet]

guts too has a softside

[signal mica]

How does he express it

[turbid goblet]

by wearing bear hoodies from amazon

[signal mica]

Real

[meager kernel]

😂😂

[terse dirge]

Wassup frost

[exotic pendant]

got some left over stew, protein cheese cake

and new bugs

😄

day 2 stew is the best

[terse dirge]

Nice

[exotic pendant]

People saying i should play bf6

[meager kernel]

You should try

It's fun

[exotic pendant]

maybe after I wrap this last bug up

[meager kernel]

Buy BF6 for me too 🥹

[exotic pendant]

😄

[vivid flower]

Can someone post the htb bird meme

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/naked-chicken-dance-gif-13606391690414070385

[meager kernel]

Btw what happened to the Steam XSS bug you found

[terse dirge]

You should play helldivers instead bro or arc raiders

[vivid flower]

The one where the bird is getting kicked out of the nest

Im going to shill my uni to buy subs your memes will directly result in sales

[exotic pendant]

I've tried HD and it broke on the starting part

then i returned it

😄

[torn cedar]

homie is naked

[exotic pendant]

Maybe steam will pay for BF6 after their bug goes through

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/lashes-blink-flirt-gif-22623908

[vivid flower]

I dont have time to excavate it from my meme folder

Someone post it

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-jump-fall-fail-tree-gif-4129587569438731250

[meager kernel]

Yes for me too :))

[eternal mango]

idk

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/nbgetsme-stan-twitter-girl-fire-fire-angry-gif-3616085898862372497

[vivid flower]

Its like there's a tryhackme bird saying ill help you as long as you need

And then the htb bird kicks its chicks out of the nest and yells FLY

[meager kernel]

Lmao

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-tired-dog-gif-9296486483178130365

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/phteven-gif-13079364

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-dog-mike-sleepy-puppy-cute-gif-11312839490583740312

[meager kernel]

THM and HTB should collaborate someday

Maybe

[eternal mango]

Banned

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/dol-huh-eyes-disgusted-gif-11690827820922534530

[vivid flower]

Wont happen

[meager kernel]

Bruh

[meager kernel]

Aww why not

[eternal mango]

Bbbbbrubrubrubruhhhh

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/yuck-gif-8157463497652432250

[eternal mango]

Competition is fine

but you can choose who to work WITH

[vivid flower]

Thm is an indian company htb is greek. One is a race to the bottom one cares about its users

[meager kernel]

Pretty sure THM is from London IIRC

[vivid flower]

They have different moralities

[meager kernel]

I didn't know HTB is greek, that's cool

But yea THM is introducing that AI thingy which is annoying

[vivid flower]

Im still waiting for HTB x Razer collab

[eternal mango]

Razer WHERE?!

Not the beard!

[vivid flower]

You guys could make some great branded cases ngl

[compact wave]

HTB X Monster when ????

[torn cedar]

Well I'd imagine every company will have some form of Ai at some point, but yeah alot of thm peeps left because of their Ai

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-simpsons-homer-yelling-ahhh-homer-simpons-homer-yelling-gif-15756831862711104797

[eternal mango]

Only if we do a deal with a defib supplier too Joey

[terse dirge]

Oof

[meager kernel]

Yea I transferred away from THM cause of that

I then moved to HTB full time

[compact wave]

give me 6 months

[meager kernel]

And bought their subscriptions

[eternal mango]

[meager kernel]

I hope HTB doesn't introduce any AI chatbot kind of thing 🙏🙏🙏

[vivid flower]

I personally wish to have a trackball mouse that glows with htb aesthetics bc trackballs are low key the best for spreadsheets and long haul workloads

[eternal mango]

There are three r's in the word stawbey

[vivid flower]

https://gandalf.lakera.ai/

[compact wave]

There are 2 Rs in the word three

[eternal mango]

oooo... like those oldschool big bastards?

Or with the trackball in the bottom

[vivid flower]

I like the logitech thumb balls

[eternal mango]

YES

[meager kernel]

I laughed at this while drinking coffee

[eternal mango]

That's what I was thinking of

Did they do left handed ones?

[vivid flower]

Yes

[compact wave]

ok so> monster x HTB and logitech x HTB cuz raizer scary

[eternal mango]

Shiny, round, red... able to control

Sounds like an eldritch horror

[meager kernel]

There's a custom HTB theme in Obsidian which I use
It's pretty cool

[vivid flower]

What flavor is the HTB monster

[compact wave]

Hacker flavour....sweet sweat

[lilac cipher]

Parakeet flavor

[compact wave]

@lilac cipher busy pliz no ping to @lilac cipher

[lilac cipher]

🙄

[turbid goblet]

we should talk behind zqa's back while hes gone

[eternal mango]

@ZQA GET OVER HERE

[compact wave]

ZQA loves Lando Norris

He cries when lando crashes

[lilac cipher]

🙈

[compact wave]

you seem familiar....

Wait a min...

ZQA

IS

MONKEY!!!

[eternal mango]

I left Anthropic going on openvpn

it went nuts

and it still compiles

but now I have more code to review 😅

[compact wave]

STOP....TRYING...TO...MAKE...SKYNET PLIZZZZ

[eternal mango]

Again, no it's not shipping

It's just for fun and curiosity

[compact wave]

@heady sage Hi❤️

I saw you

[eternal mango]

geeze

Words be wording

God that's so hard to read

[compact wave]

oh sheeesh

I cant read

IDK how to read

or to write

[eternal mango]

Removing, it's too brutal

OpenVPN Multi-Threaded Crypto Operations - Project Summary

We analyzed OpenVPN's source code and discovered that its single-threaded event loop causes ~23 seconds of cumulative blocking when 150 concurrent clients perform key renegotiation (7.5s for key generation, 15s for certificate verification, 0.5s for CRL reloading), then implemented a complete multi-threaded solution comprising 1,800+ lines of new code (crypto_thread.c/h, auth_thread.c/h, ssl_crypto_thread.c) with POSIX thread pools, work queues, non-blocking result polling integrated into multi.c's event loop, build system support via --enable-crypto-threads in configure.ac, and runtime configuration options (--crypto-threads N), which eliminates key generation blocking entirely (7.5s → <1ms = 99% improvement) achieving an overall 33% reduction in total blocking time, 60-75% improvement in latency spikes, and 80-90% reduction in packet loss for the 150-client scenario, along with 4,600+ lines of comprehensive documentation (BUILD-AND-TEST.md, README.crypto-threads.md, ANALYSIS-BLOCKING-OPERATIONS.md), successfully compiled and verified on Linux with pthread support, production-ready and backward compatible with simple configuration (add crypto-threads 4 to server config), though certificate verification remains synchronous due to architectural constraints in OpenVPN's TLS callback system.

[meager kernel]

I have nothing to eat before gym

[eternal mango]

It's still gross

[obtuse fern]

those automated chat agents that have been around forever are a form of AI btw

[lilac cipher]

False

[compact wave]

My head hurts

[eternal mango]

Do I really spend my time reading through what it did now

Yes

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-aint-reading-all-that-im-happy-for-u-tho-or-sorry-that-happened-im-happy-for-you-thought-or-sorry-that-happened-gif-16532884834168127420

[compact wave]

oh noooo

[eternal mango]

Thank you sorry good

[torn cedar]

You mean the bots? Makes sense

[turbid goblet]

the support chat bots? how are they ai

[obtuse fern]

they are automated bots dictated by a preset logic that respond based on different queries

just because they aren't an LLM doesn't make them not AI

[vivid flower]

You guys should try https://gandalf.lakera.ai/ it's a lot of fun trying prompt injection techniques

[torn cedar]

I can't beat level 8

my buddy did though

[vivid flower]

You have to use unicode obfuscation with emojis

[torn cedar]

noted

[unkempt cradle]

omfg

idk htb was this good

ong fuck thm man so fucking confusing

[vivid flower]

Thm will gaslight you

[unkempt cradle]

htb is so fucking good i just started this web hacking path

[compact wave]

monster is gud gud gud

[torn cedar]

cwes?

[vivid flower]

You feel like you know something but you dont really apply it unlike htb which is practical

[unkempt cradle]

yes

[torn cedar]

thats a good one, goodluck on your journey homie

[unkempt cradle]

thanks gang

[unkempt cradle]

ong

[turbid goblet]

what does ong mean

[torn cedar]

on god

[vivid flower]

Offsec meanwhile will give you minimal documentation and expect you to do a lot of your own research whereas htb will just teach you all the things

[eternal mango]

oh nyeaaaahhh god

[torn cedar]

American slang

[eternal mango]

oh

Fair enough

[turbid goblet]

why no just og then

[unkempt cradle]

oh idk about that but my plan is to take oscp tho but befor that i’m thinking to do cpts as well

[torn cedar]

That is Original Gangster

[unkempt cradle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[vivid flower]

Solid plan

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-dance-dancing-doggy-dogg-swag-gif-889965196993348628

Damn it wrong one

https://tenor.com/view/cheech-chong-mellow-gif-17885940375673214056

[vivid flower]

I wish i did cpts instead of being an offsec elitist and spending more time than i had to

[turbid goblet]

i wish i started pentesting when i was in the womb so id have a job by now

[eternal mango]

Well, you passed the first pentest

You got out

Wait ew

[turbid goblet]

uh

[torn cedar]

I am writing this down

[eternal mango]

wait

[torn cedar]

[eternal mango]

Oh dear

[vivid flower]

Ive been poppin boxes since i was just a twinkle in my daddys eye

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/oooo-wow-shocked-surprised-gif-14183082096479573119

[eternal mango]

"Milkman used to whisper cat /etc/shadow"

What have we done

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-dear-uhoh-uh-oops-gif-22478082

[eternal mango]

ngl.. these changes actually look pretty legit

but NO way am I trusting it hahah

but I might do some local load testing

[compact wave]

thats how skynet started

and look what happened to oconnor

[eternal mango]

Which one

[compact wave]

the one killed in guatemala

[eternal mango]

og connor-on-a-bike surely

Oh

No ATM hacking then

[compact wave]

that ended the whole universe

[tiny canyon]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[compact wave]

connor got killet on 98

so that means

[eternal mango]

Well I mean

The Universe started it

[compact wave]

termiantor 3 and salvation never happened

https://tenor.com/view/psyduck-gif-21760865

[eternal mango]

What?

[compact wave]

whut

trying to get macas?

Breakfast is untill 10>30am

but you can eat burguers 24/7

well

atleast here

[eternal mango]

Sounds like they don't want to eat them

They have other plans

[compact wave]

ohhhh

Is not like a drive randomly at 3am down the mountain and go 45 min into the main highway for a maccas

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-huge-gif-21517341

[eternal mango]

oooooooog

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[worthy narwhal]

I’m doing CJCA and ISC2’s CC concurrently atm, then I want to do another HTB 🙂

[eternal mango]

Riiight

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-my-mom-shirt-swing-trash-talk-bye-gif-5037821

[worthy narwhal]

only doing CC cuz it’s free

[compact wave]

can you drink beer on maccas there??

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ikr-i-know-shades-on-sassy-fabulous-gif-16553973

[eternal mango]

Nah, no alcohol in mcd here

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-fish-joke-fishing-email-gif-18400967

[compact wave]

[worthy narwhal]

634

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-credit-card-gif-5379748197515488745

[compact wave]

60+ 3 + 4 + 2 =

[compact wave]

5555 5555 5555 5555 09/76 009

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/67-gif-8575841764206736991

I HATE GEN ALPHA

Also I did that math wrong....

[turbid goblet]

lmao

[elder inlet]

And I work in Education IT

I quit

[compact wave]

come with me

lets work togheter

[elder inlet]

And I'll see?

[compact wave]

me naked

[elder inlet]

A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION

[eternal mango]

I prefer Breads option

sorry

More people to imagine

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-binh-gif-6142726653922245520

[elder inlet]

@sturdy thistle wants me in HTB, you want me in HTB, Emma wants me in HTB

@eternal mango any openings on your support team for US based?

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-dr-evil-mike-myers-come-join-us-come-here-gif-4627161

[eternal mango]

There is what there is, I don't run support 😅

New year coming up though

Keep eyes open through end of year early jan

[compact wave]

WHUT....WE ARE GOING TO 2026? oh man....time flyesss

[eternal mango]

Oh wait

[elder inlet]

Does it help that I used to be on the Executive Support team? Handling 10 C level execs, + a bunch of SVP's.

[eternal mango]

Did we plan to stop here?

Probably yes

but I can't make up positions 😅

[elder inlet]

[compact wave]

do apply for global position

HR will take a look into CV and see good match

[elder inlet]

Worked Corporate, Warehouse, and Education IT.
Exec support team in corporate. Warehouse was more testing 4k laptops, Education is just a whole load of manual labot, but I love it

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-hitting-cat-cat-punching-cat-cat-slapping-cat-orange-cat-hitting-cat-gif-6585435513579432745

Apply

now

[turbid goblet]

ok im apply

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

[elder inlet]

I did last time there was a support opening... or an opening of some sort, and I never even got any response back

[compact wave]

[elder inlet]

I have to update my CV anyways after my education job contract ends. And I'll be annoying Emma in a weeks time

[eternal mango]

Nah just keep annoying Joey

He deserves it

[compact wave]

yewh

[eternal mango]

(joking!)

[compact wave]

im a bad boy

[eternal mango]

[compact wave]

[eternal mango]

Oh yeah

I didn't even say it because of

I was just being hilarious

[compact wave]

🤣

[elder inlet]

Oh, I'm doing one better, I'm annoying Emma in person lol

Hanging out with her for the weekend

[eternal mango]

haha

Nice 🙂

[elder inlet]

Oh shit.. forgot, Dark also wants me to join HTB... y'all love me apparently lol

[slow spoke]

Hey my dotfiles 👀

[compact wave]

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Not me going to maccas now

on my motorcycle

lil. yamaha MT-03

[eternal mango]

bike is bike is fun

[compact wave]

specially on night

[meager kernel]

Time to head to the gym

[west lynx]

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[meager kernel]

Bruh my gym isn't even open yet

[elder inlet]

@eternal mango do you want me to join HTB?