general

[half lantern]

Sure babe

[lofty warren]

anyone here have completed a Senior Web Pentester module? Can i ask something about it? Tysm

[devout sail]

#modules

[torn cedar]

Because they're lonely men that have no form of interaction with women on a daily basis that isn't them fantasizing about screwing them or living their best life together and ensuring he isn't lonely anymore.

This is the result of the Internet and it's gotten even worse for young men and women to the point where they date AI and get mentally unhealthier.

In my opinion

[lofty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-thank-you-gif-27210215

[devout sail]

I'm here to help

I'm the most helpful person in this server

[supple plume]

Oh yeah sure thanks for saving us turning every conversation into a dating advice

Seesh so bad internet here

[torn cedar]

[devout sail]

Me doing that!?

[supple plume]

No the iphone

[devout sail]

Yeah cuz she isn't helpful

And lil .... Uhh idk if this word is bad to say

[heady sage]

Check DMs

[hoary nebula]

okay

[devout sail]

Ok

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-boy-awkward-confused-what-gif-9999457

[warped plank]

They're immediately replaced by box staff

[torn cedar]

<3 toxicity

[lime trout]

boxes use dynamic flags

[viscid sparrow]

why is there actually an SCP protocol 😭

[devout sail]

Oh? Cuz when i submit my box with flags then reworked on it and accidentally changed flag, so staff asked me to give updated flags

So i assumed it's decided by creator

Could have left some funny things in flags :c

@lime trout new update on verification, unverifies members?

[lime trout]

?

wdym

[devout sail]

The existing members lost perms

[frozen bolt]

Hi Staff, just so you know, I have had to ask one of your admins (@devout sail) how to unlock the chats again

[lime trout]

no

[devout sail]

Had to reverify

[lime trout]

?

they not an admin lol

[frozen bolt]

Oups thought so

[devout sail]

I told them to reverify cuz I'm helpful guy 😁

[frozen bolt]

But yes I had to reverify my account even though I've been a member for a few months here

[lime trout]

shouldve have caused anyone to loose perms though

[frozen bolt]

I also changed the email associated to my HTB account recently, that may be why

[supple plume]

Hi emma!

[lime trout]

Hello!

[supple plume]

Wssssssp

[fierce pilot]

I believe I put someting in here a while back #1024429874246590575, but now I can't find it. I was curious to see if it was fixed or if I misunderstood the material

[rustic carbon]

I am ready for the day 🙂‍↔️

What do I do

[lime trout]

nm nm, just waking up

[supple plume]

Tea

[torn cedar]

Lemme ask gpt

[supple plume]

I'm traveling again

[lime trout]

fun

[rustic carbon]

Just had a coffee

[supple plume]

I don't even like it anymore

[lime trout]

im thankfully home for like a month

which is nice

[rustic carbon]

Great idea. Let me ask ChatGPT

[hoary nebula]

LETSGOOO

[lime trout]

ive been away too much lately lol

[hoary nebula]

a machine on HTB

[rustic carbon]

I am for once not looking homeless.

[rustic carbon]

😐

[hoary nebula]

[rustic carbon]

But the laptop

It’s broken

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[rustic carbon]

Must be what bites me in the middle of the night

[devout sail]

Yeah I had another meme to reply to but inappropriate 💀

[ornate ibex]

it is cutiepie

[rustic carbon]

Send me it 🤫

[ornate ibex]

batman

[ornate ibex]

is this pfp from fitgirlrepack?

[devout sail]

💀

That's what I said too

But that's her

[ornate ibex]

oh

sorry

so, let me rephrase the question. do u run the site?

[hoary nebula]

thats her

[rustic carbon]

sudo systemctl mask feelings

[brave elbow]

Hey guys I'm currently having a hard time spawning the targets for the question on academy module. Anyone else experiencing this issue?

[viscid sparrow]

it usually takes a pretty long time but idk im free

[ornate ibex]

it would be a honour to meet

[hoary nebula]

the audacity to ping me

[ornate ibex]

did u try diff vpn server?

[ornate ibex]

here

@hoary nebula one more

[hoary nebula]

@rustic carbon

[ornate ibex]

y u pinging random

[hoary nebula]

I ping @rustic carbon, I leave

[brave elbow]

It's not even the VPN. The site is not spawning the targets so I can't get a target IP address

[ornate ibex]

Yes, the target are associated to the server, did you try different one? Is it same across different ones, which would imply that the target has issue other wise it would mean that the server is under load.

[rustic carbon]

Wha

[rustic carbon]

Where you go ?

[brave elbow]

Oh yea it works now. Thanks man

[half lantern]

Always the ones with a bible quote in the bio

[ornate ibex]

No probs

[supple plume]

😂

[rustic carbon]

I got a cross right in the middle of my

[devout sail]

yoo i got yet another diwali gift

[rustic carbon]

I think there’s bad people all over the world. Doesn’t matter what they follow ay.

[rustic carbon]

What did you get

[devout sail]

chocolates and stuff

too lazy to open all

the big one has chocolates

[rustic carbon]

Chocolate is great

[devout sail]

ive sent u meme

it is yeah, too huge to carry it home

on my bike

[rustic carbon]

Nothing would have stopped me carrying home a box of chocolate

[devout sail]

i will take it home somehow

[hoary nebula]

Give the ladies chocolate

[devout sail]

nah none i like around me

my girl used to give me chocolates lmao

i was once travelling and ate 30ish of them in 1 night

[rustic carbon]

🫣

Woulda been me

I love chocolate

[devout sail]

i love dark ones

[hoary nebula]

@rustic carbon Belgian chocolate is the best

[rustic carbon]

Do they do screamo for you

[devout sail]

idk what screamo is

[hoary nebula]

L

[rustic carbon]

It’s a gothy kinda music haha

It’s because you said you like them dark

[devout sail]

oh hehe

im fake goth

[hoary nebula]

[devout sail]

just to trap 🪤 some real ones

[rustic carbon]

I fell for it

[devout sail]

did u not see my halloween goth in chat yannick?

[rustic carbon]

[devout sail]

🎣

[rustic carbon]

Mh I’ve had it

[hoary nebula]

send

[devout sail]

i already did

[hoary nebula]

If u like beer, chocolate, fries and waffles... come to Belgium

[devout sail]

^^^^

[rustic carbon]

I just eat Buenos

[hoary nebula]

you are a bueno

[rustic carbon]

I think all the shit I like was created in Italy

[hoary nebula]

pizza

pasta

[rustic carbon]

I must go there

[hoary nebula]

si

[rustic carbon]

All my favourite brands of chocolate too

[hoary nebula]

bella

[rustic carbon]

Everything

[hoary nebula]

ferrero rocher

[rustic carbon]

See

[west venture]

pizzarella

[mint raptor]

am i the only one who doesn't like it much

[rustic carbon]

Yes

[mint raptor]

chocaist people

[rustic carbon]

It’s perfect in every way.

[west venture]

What?

[visual hollow]

[rustic carbon]

Ferrero rocher

[visual hollow]

I got my driving lessons in an hour. Nervous as fuck

[devout sail]

cock roach

[rustic carbon]

Papa roach

[west venture]

Is it a chocolate?

[mint raptor]

ooooo yeaaa its fun DO A DRIFT

[rustic carbon]

When I drive I’m nervous for the other people on the road.

[visual hollow]

Will do

[rustic carbon]

Yeah it’s a chocolate

[mint raptor]

why its so expensive

maybe thats why i dont like it

[west venture]

I like chocolate in the vanilla flavor

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrero-ambassador-gif-14137423

[mint raptor]

milky bar

[hoary nebula]

Im dont eat chocolate that much

im more of a chips kinda guy

[mint raptor]

weird flex

[hoary nebula]

I'll flex you

[west venture]

I'll flex you

[mint raptor]

lmao ok

[rustic carbon]

That’s why it’s a treat. It’s not an everyday chocolate is it

It’s like ohhhh so and so got me it as a gift

I really like lindor too

[mint raptor]

yeah the only people who enjoy it are the one who get it as gift for free

[west venture]

So the price is just arbitrarily inflated because of useless social standard just like gold and supercars

[rustic carbon]

I don’t care for super cars though

I much prefer chocolate

😆

[west venture]

I like cheap chocolates

[rustic carbon]

Bueno is my usual chocolate and it’s 85P

[west venture]

85 pesos is not that bad tbh

I don't really have a fav chocolate type I just eat whatever

[rustic carbon]

I don’t know if it’s the same after exchange. It’s 85 pence in England

[west venture]

And I like chocolate Frozen

[rustic carbon]

Frozen.. chocolate

I felt that in my teeth

[west venture]

Yeah I keep them in the freezer for some time and eat them like biscuits

[rustic carbon]

I don’t even like refrigerated fruit

[west venture]

It tasts really good

[devout sail]

i used to stop every few kilometers just to calm down few years ago

[devout sail]

same, i kinda like the ones with caramel and some other bits and stuff in it if i go for sweet ones

dont really bother with names

[rustic carbon]

Yeah. Bring back horses 👆

[devout sail]

the current favorite ice cream is tender coconut one
its just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good

[devout sail]

can u ride them?

[west venture]

Horse riding is technically animal abuse, no? Yes?

[rustic carbon]

Yeah

[devout sail]

damn, thats cool

[devout sail]

yes, so?

[west venture]

It's not

[rustic carbon]

Depends are trying to ride a Shetland pony?

Then probably

[devout sail]

its not like humans are nice creatures

[west venture]

I have a horse I can ride

[west venture]

Facts we should ride humans

[rustic carbon]

Horses are very strong

[devout sail]

we would if it was possible

[rustic carbon]

If it didn’t want me there, it would throw me off.

[devout sail]

cant have good posture while riding (for travel purpose) for both
very inefficient

[devout sail]

maybe try the one without riegn or whatever it is callled

[rustic carbon]

I wouldn’t want to be that close to a human 🤣

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-stan-twitter-silly-horse-funny-gif-9685796719286123716

is that u

[west venture]

We can just get them to carry us in a carriage then

[devout sail]

thats old stuff

i have used the human drawn carriage before

its not that great tbh

[west venture]

I would hate being a human lmao

[rustic carbon]

I’ve rode a horse without a saddle and given the reins back 👁️👁️ I’ve also done an “Around the world” on a horse. You literally end up backwards on the saddle.

It’s a little game to see who can do a 360

The fastest.

I’ve galloped up mountains

[west venture]

I have also ridden a cow (and almost punctured a lung) when I was a kid

[devout sail]

this

[random haven]

It shows pro hacker on the web but why is it showing hacker on discord?

It's been 3 days

[devout sail]

aren't u cool miss
i would love to do that but cant and too lazy

[devout sail]

re identify

[random haven]

ok

[devout sail]

you are welcome

[brazen crown]

hi salty

[rustic carbon]

Bros putting in the work. It’s cheaper than running a horses

[rustic carbon]

You’re not even doing anything 🤣

[rustic carbon]

Sup Ferg

[devout sail]

you greatly underestime my energy
i can get tired just by thinking about going to some places

tf ferglar, why do u have linkedin profile

[brazen crown]

i finally got around to joining the htb server

[obtuse fern]

Looks like it worked

[brazen crown]

because i am the ceo of linkedin

[random haven]

yes

[rustic carbon]

A lot of us moved over from THM ay

[random haven]

Thank you @devout sail

[devout sail]

alright cya peroples and horsegirl

[rustic carbon]

Cyas

[brazen crown]

i am in both because why not

[west venture]

Marcie why are you Skid?

[rustic carbon]

I left

[obtuse fern]

Because I dont do labs content that much

[brazen crown]

you leave and join at least once a week

[west venture]

Happy birthday YannickH

[brazen crown]

thm really needs more mods in the server

scrubz is gone

[warped plank]

most of whom are top 1% on thm btw

[brazen crown]

dkobs chill

haven't talked to kgb much

[hoary nebula]

L scrubz

[warped plank]

I don't know any of these people

[rustic carbon]

I’ve not been in there for a while now

[obtuse fern]

Let's not discuss the moderation decisions of another server

[half lantern]

Huh wut

[rustic carbon]

Yeah it does, I think that’s why I could mini mod. 😅 That’s why I left. If they can get it fixed I’ll go back.

[hoary nebula]

MarcieLee is a spy

[brazen crown]

THM doesn't have enough mods to moderate effectively rn

[rustic carbon]

Sorry 😅

[obtuse fern]

And that discussion isnt appropriate in a server not related to thm

[half lantern]

What does it take to be top 1%

[west venture]

Is this my que to get pro hacker?

[warped plank]

do like 5 challenges? idk

[hoary nebula]

do 1 machine

[half lantern]

I see everyone on linkedin as top 1%

[hoary nebula]

yeah lol

fakers

[half lantern]

Everyone on linkedin has cpts now too

[brazen crown]

#opentowork

[hoary nebula]

Ferglar are u aussie

[brazen crown]

NZ

[hoary nebula]

KIWI

[half lantern]

I'm #opentowork but like too embarrassed to have it publically so I hide it

Recruiters only

[brazen crown]

thats what most people have

[warped plank]

Whys is looking for a job embarassing?

with this job market it's practically mandatory

[hoary nebula]

wild is also NZ

[brazen crown]

cool

[half lantern]

I dunno it's a pride thing

[warped plank]

Are you sure about that?

[hoary nebula]

yah buddy

[warped plank]

Nahh I live in VIC

[west venture]

Bro got to hacker rank in less than a week the grind is crazy

[hoary nebula]

what the helli

[brazen crown]

i was about to say lol

[half lantern]

Who is bro

[warped plank]

Ya bloody kiwi with the better weather

[west venture]

You

[half lantern]

I love him too much to not grind

I was insane and did 4 machines in 2 days

[warped plank]

ok I'm missing a fair bit of logic here... please enlighten me

[obtuse fern]

Shame, I liked you before I knew this info (joking joking, I just know some... characters out of Vic that arent great people)

[torn cedar]

Connect the dots, it's her significant other

Whether it's family or whoever

[west venture]

Fr connect the dots

[warped plank]

I don't blame you, I know a lot of characters here that aren't great people

[west venture]

Can you give a list?

[hoary nebula]

NOT ME

IM GOOD

[warped plank]

one of my mates
that mates' mate
that mates' mate's mates

[obtuse fern]

Especially you, as a matter of fact, specifically you (kidding)

[west venture]

Depending on who's on that list we may have problems here

[hoary nebula]

oh my gooooodness

@subtle plover

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/as-a-matter-of-fact-in-reality-actually-as-it-happens-believe-it-or-not-gif-16058338

[subtle plover]

2 blocked msgs

[muted olive]

teammate???

:(

[warped plank]

no irl mate

[half lantern]

Pro hacker in 1 week?

[muted olive]

I got confused with this mate terminology. Just say friend

aussie ahh

[warped plank]

he's so much of a dick that we recently met up after not seeing each other for a while and mate didn't warn me that he broke up with his girl, now I look like a dick cos we met them, they were with each other, and I was joking around about their relationship (not anything weird just the usual bromance stuff i.e. "MateA tryna get MateB cos he wants that citizenship, but his girl in the way")

[west venture]

Race?

[half lantern]

@west venture let's goooo

[west venture]

Bet

[half lantern]

How much progress you have

[torn cedar]

This sounds like a fun place hold up.

[west venture]

0%

[half lantern]

I'm at 11%

[west venture]

Not fair

[half lantern]

1 box and you're ahead of me

[hoary nebula]

im at 0%

[west venture]

Wait till I get 11%

[muted olive]

brb drawing this on whiteboard to understand

[supple plume]

The web boxes are ez to get to pro hacker

[warped plank]

I mean, I do it for computer networks, why not irl networks

[half lantern]

I'm gonna make it harder for myself

[west venture]

Easy for you to say, I don't have the motivation

[half lantern]

Only AD

[supple plume]

Whiterabbit is just some scripting

[half lantern]

How would you feel if a girl beat you at hack the box?

Sexism is a great motivation

[supple plume]

Find that first

[warped plank]

"just some scripting"... we add a bit of reversing here and there... some crypto... add a bit of spice

[west venture]

Depending on how I answer this I could be banned

[warped plank]

Meanwhile Sorcery

[supple plume]

Nothing too difficult if I could do it

[half lantern]

Answer with tact so Marcie Lee approves

[supple plume]

Sorcery is hard

[warped plank]

You do the intended?

[supple plume]

I'm at the last step

[supple plume]

Mostly yes

[warped plank]

if you changed the password of the admin, you didn't do intended

[supple plume]

Yeah

[half lantern]

Unintended or not you hacked the box

[muted olive]

well, technically there are, so I don't feel any different

[west venture]

It's also mostly bc I have to complete the progress of the retired boxes too which is ANNOYING ASF. Bc it's going to take a while to even get more than 0% in hacker

[supple plume]

I would be happy

I like to see women succeed

[devout sail]

There's no such thing as unintended in insane
God intended me to do it that way

[devout sail]

Damn soo many reactions

[warped plank]

bro casually drops his kernel 0 day just to root a box cos he can't find that one ACL he has to abuse for that one deactivated account who can only be activated by that one user that you have to get through the weirdest ESC8 possible.

[muted olive]

kernel 0 day

[half lantern]

Leaderboard of your avg hackathon

[warped plank]

0click 0day 😉

[muted olive]

bc3dt6glg5ftvsen

i got that hash with 0 day

trust

[torn cedar]

29 hints on python basic

[devout sail]

Recently got rusthound
And man I'm sorry for all rusty coders
They make food stuff

[warped plank]

Most cursed thing about that is that they rank python on the same level as C

[torn cedar]

[hoary nebula]

[delicate horizon]

yooo

[devout sail]

Welcome

[supple plume]

Hi

[torn cedar]

No

[delicate horizon]

hru guys

[delicate horizon]

thx bro

[warped plank]

overcaffeinated

[supple plume]

Undercaffeinated

[warped plank]

want me to send you sum?

[muted olive]

too much free coffee

[torn cedar]

Getting off of work.

[warped plank]

well, if you work at a cafe, you gotta practice making coffee, and I sure as hell ain't throwin that away

[muted olive]

just put the coffee in the cup lil bro

[devout sail]

That's why u share those fancy ahh flowers

[delicate horizon]

oo

[hoary nebula]

oo

[warped plank]

yes

[hoary nebula]

just put the fries in the bag

[devout sail]

I go cafe, look at menu, end up picking milkshake

[hoary nebula]

elowel

give me a beer

[muted olive]

you have ID?

[warped plank]

Fun fact that drink takes longer to make than most things

[torn cedar]

Nothing beats a milkshake, honestly coffee is ass.

[devout sail]

He's a dwarf, no one will stop him if he takes the whole barrel

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/blasphemy-lies-gif-21274018

[torn cedar]

[muted olive]

I don't like coffee either

Never drink it and never intend to

[devout sail]

Same I drinkcuz sweet liquid

[subtle plover]

I dont like water

[muted olive]

I like only water

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-macska-cica-vomit-oklendez-gif-14738230240638170539

[muted olive]

nothing else

[half lantern]

Guess a product is a product

[devout sail]

What do u usei in bong

[subtle plover]

I only drink fanta

[torn cedar]

You're like my friend.... I forced him to drink sweet drinks when I visited him in Canada.

[hoary nebula]

wateeeer? wil je mij vergiftigen ofzo

[muted olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1308772568865574983.webp?size=128&animated=true

[subtle plover]

Only yellow water with bubbled

[hoary nebula]

you are fantastic

[subtle plover]

I call it water speciaal

[muted olive]

I don't really mind sweet drinks but if I drink one I'm full

milkshakes are heavy

[torn cedar]

Full?????

[muted olive]

Yes

[torn cedar]

Oh ok milkshakes

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[torn cedar]

Not like sweet tea or soda

[muted olive]

juice is okay

yeah no those are fine

[warped plank]

ohh

[signal mica]

orangejuice mega goated

[muted olive]

mostly

[hoary nebula]

nah too much sugar

[signal mica]

gm members

[hoary nebula]

Zero sugar Monster

[muted olive]

i also don't like tea

[torn cedar]

Morning kit kat

[hoary nebula]

you are indian, and u dont like tea

[muted olive]

yes

No tea, no coffee

just water

[hoary nebula]

what the helli

[muted olive]

😋

[hoary nebula]

do u work

[muted olive]

nope

[hoary nebula]

ah makes sense

[muted olive]

[warped plank]

No Chai Tea?

[muted olive]

Even otherwise I wouldn't

[muted olive]

nope

no drinks of any kind

[warped plank]

Fake indian, a real one would've said: CHAI IS TEA

[muted olive]

Except water

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-spiderverse-across-the-spider-verse-chai-tea-gif-14428002463126744265

[torn cedar]

Noting this down

[muted olive]

I don't care what it is either way

[devout sail]

i get tea at 11am and 4pm in office

[muted olive]

I do have the occasional juice/milkshake but that's maybe... 5 or 6 times a year, approximately

[devout sail]

they bring it to my table so i just take it with snacks

[hoary nebula]

i drink 3 cups of coffee

a day

[torn cedar]

[signal mica]

bro is balkan

[torn cedar]

Just drink it whenever

[hoary nebula]

nah, I just work in SOC

[muted olive]

yeah so do my parents and every other family member I know

Daily

[warped plank]

That much stress huh~

[warped plank]

so why don't you?

[devout sail]

so u soc alerts?

[hoary nebula]

yuh

[torn cedar]

It's horrible

[devout sail]

hiw about u soc deez

[hoary nebula]

WAUWIIIEEE

[muted olive]

debugging DNS at 3 am builds character 🔥

[delicate horizon]

want to learn ethical hacking for free did anyone know the website that teach ethical hacking for free ??

[warped plank]

If you mean it's bad for you: then yes
if you mean the taste: BLASPHEMY

[hoary nebula]

yeah its called htb.com

[warped plank]

https://academy.hackthebox.com

[delicate horizon]

im new bro

[hoary nebula]

oh my bad bro

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[devout sail]

can i also do it?

[torn cedar]

My family has argued with me non stop about why coffee is healthy for yah.

[delicate horizon]

its ok bro

[warped plank]

I mean it has some benefits but as with everything: too much is bad for you

in the case of coffee: more than 1 a day is bad for you

[hoary nebula]

damn, am i dying

[muted olive]

I never liked it

[devout sail]

hi dying

im sad cuz i got work to do

[warped plank]

beat me to it

[devout sail]

i came to office after a week and they gave me work

[toxic raptor]

i heard somewhere coffee enemas are good

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-a-question-questions-trixie-toy-story4-pixar-gif-16233885

[muted olive]

You get free sandwich in gold souk

that was good

[torn cedar]

Alright so I drink homemade southern sweet tea, it has 2 cups (maybe 3) of sugar in the pitcher. I'll run through it in one day without self control, but I drink 33.33% a day.

How long until I get diabetes Gpt

[signal mica]

fym 2 cups of sugar

[muted olive]

14 seconds

[rustic carbon]

Me

[warped plank]

-365 days

you already have it

[devout sail]

he said maybe 3

[torn cedar]

[warped plank]

TF YOU MEAN CUPS OF SUGAR

do you know how big a cup is?

[signal mica]

is there even enough liquid to mix that much sugar

[warped plank]

he's just eating sugar at that point

[torn cedar]

Yeah

I can feel it in my veins

[warped plank]

forget caffeine, diabetes will kill you before the caffeine induced arythmia will

[muted olive]

just take thaumatin with your drink

[muted olive]

he means a starbucks cup

[torn cedar]

Wow, didn't know this existed. But it would throw off my tea making ways. I guess I'd have to wait for it to cool down before adding

[warped plank]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE

[torn cedar]

8oz

[warped plank]

this is how much sugar's in a cup of sugar

and he takes 2-3

[meager kernel]

Damn

[muted olive]

I'm talking about a cup which usually contains coffee

but with sugar

[rustic carbon]

I need to make lunch but I don’t know what to make

[warped plank]

which one?

[rustic carbon]

Or brunch even

[muted olive]

He fills those with sugar and takes it

[torn cedar]

Yes inside a pitcher. Which is like roughly a gallon probably

[warped plank]

So uhm... you might wanna find a way to get a discount on insulin

[meager kernel]

I wanna play some video game

To timepass

[torn cedar]

Is that why I get super sleepy after taking a sip?

[meager kernel]

Or should I go for a walk

[warped plank]

might come with a UTI coupon too

[meager kernel]

Which is better

[meager kernel]

UTI?

[muted olive]

walk

[warped plank]

Urinary Tract Infection

[meager kernel]

Yea that's what I thought 💀

[torn cedar]

Oh buddy this shit is cleaner than a whistle.

[warped plank]

This is how I can tell you're indian

[meager kernel]

What

How

[muted olive]

that word

[torn cedar]

The way you structure your sentence

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/diavolo-diavolo-jojo-king-crimson-stand-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-26574014

[meager kernel]

Oh

[warped plank]

https://youtu.be/P6aPg3YBvBQ?si=KJwoJ8Gz414BHAGh

[muted olive]

That too

[meager kernel]

Alright buddy

[torn cedar]

We call it ROSINT
Race
Open
Source
Intelligence

[muted olive]

Please... No

[meager kernel]

I should go for a walk probably

[warped plank]

good timepass, but depending on where you go it can be eh~ timepass

[meager kernel]

😭

Stop man

[signal mica]

i was tutoring some friends on discrete maths once

[supple plume]

Right away

[signal mica]

and since you cannot do = when doiing matrices

you use tilde

~

[supple plume]

Zzzzzzmax 🐈

[muted olive]

Speak in shakespearean english now

[signal mica]

and when i said tilde

[heady sage]

Your ass belongs to me. (Joke)

[signal mica]

they started laughing

[meager kernel]

Idk how to

[warped plank]

Have one with chocolate

[signal mica]

i knew they were not going to pass

[signal mica]

gm

[muted olive]

what bout mine

[warped plank]

Bro my ass ain't big enough to be owned by anyone

[torn cedar]

Also @warped plank it's just regular sugar. I could turn up the heat and use Cane sugar, but I might OD from it

[heady sage]

Yes you too

[muted olive]

EXCEPT... 👀

[meager kernel]

I should start counting my calories again

[torn cedar]

These imaginary numbers don't exist

[warped plank]

That one girl I met at that concert in 2019 and been looking for ever since? yeah... she owns my ass

[meager kernel]

True

[meager kernel]

Use OSINT

Like you did on me

[warped plank]

why do you think I got into hacking?

[meager kernel]

To get girl's numbers?

[warped plank]

My hacking backstory: it all goes back to December 13, 2019 7pm Araneta Coliseum, there was a girl sitting beside me, and now I'm learning hacking

[torn cedar]

Like was she a hacker

Orrrr

What

[warped plank]

No I just tryna find her

[meager kernel]

Movie type backstory

[muted olive]

at least bro looks for girls

[torn cedar]

We can put you in a lucid dream so you can remember her more clearly. Eggzy probably knows a way to do it reliably

[warped plank]

no not any girl, just...her in particular

[muted olive]

format your brain into a memory dump and we can dissect with volatility

[meager kernel]

She has tied you up in a charm

[muted olive]

who knows, one day you might run into her

[signal mica]

put a spell on you

[rustic carbon]

Dayum I want that

[heady sage]

WELL NOT ANYMORE

[warped plank]

no.. she very much has complete and utter control over my ass

[pure kayak]

how much will she sell it for

[torn cedar]

HTB freaky hour, right on cue

[signal mica]

WE AT FREAKY HOUR AGAIN?

[warped plank]

my ass is not for sale

[signal mica]

hol on let me find a bayonetta gif

[pure kayak]

everything has a price

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bayonetta-swagger-butt-platinum-games-booty-gif-16642948

[muted olive]

damn 6 years

and I saw what you posted

what if she's married now?

[hoary nebula]

Pfff, boo

[warped plank]

2,140 days

[worthy cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/white-russian-big-lebowski-doubliface-gif-18060190

[heady sage]

Note: Lesbians can still appreciate a man’s beauty

[worthy cargo]

I woke up after 2 hours of sleep and can't sleep again and I have to go to the DMV tomorrow

[muted olive]

uhm scuze me guvnor, but 365*6=2190

[worthy cargo]

Argh

[warped plank]

well it hasn't been exactly 6 years since that faithful day now has it?

[torn cedar]

Perfect timing, we need to put Wild into a lucid dream. Help us Amigo

[signal mica]

oh no not the dmv

[muted olive]

it has???

L bro forgot how to count

[warped plank]

Nahh it's just short of 6 years

[pure kayak]

wait ghost phing?

[muted olive]

well your anniversary is coming up in 50 days

[pure kayak]

man up

[rustic carbon]

Waiting for someone is a waste of time. I hear so many stories of guys waiting and the girl ends up married somewhere else.

[warped plank]

he didn't see it

[muted olive]

tell @warped plank

[torn cedar]

Well W1ld can recreate her now with an AI. All we need is him to describe the features and a personality

[muted olive]

no, just describe to sketch artist and have the local authorities search the national database for a match

[pure kayak]

what was it buddy

[muted olive]

He said he changed his mind and he wants your ass instead

[pure kayak]

😳

[rustic carbon]

@warped plank Don’t fantasise about the past. Life doesn’t wait for anyone.

Move on

[pure kayak]

that's what i originally wanted

[rustic carbon]

Find new bird

[muted olive]

bird

[warped plank]

I'm not fantasizing about the past... I'm fantasizing about the future

[pure kayak]

how we doing this @warped plank

[warped plank]

0xcnjo lies, I never wanted your ass

[pure kayak]

😭

[muted olive]

he did

[pure kayak]

what's wrong with it

[rustic carbon]

British slang

[pure kayak]

dont knock it till you try it buddy

[muted olive]

kar

liar

[rustic carbon]

Oh dear 😆

[torn cedar]

Isn't "Banging Gym" British slang as well

[muted olive]

ah

[mystic harbor]

I watched this whole video for no reason

[proud moth]

CUH 💀

[pure kayak]

bangin' jim'

[rustic carbon]

The word banging is used to describe something to be Great.

I say it a lot

Usually with food

Lmao

[mystic harbor]

Only Great?

[pure kayak]

how much is a full bag british slang person

[rustic carbon]

Well I would say wicked but they wouldn’t get that either

[muted olive]

fancy a cuppa

lad

[rustic carbon]

A score

[pure kayak]

no

a full bag is 1k pounds iirc

[rustic carbon]

But it looks like the price might go up to a bullseye

😆

[pure kayak]

ah fack i just realized i'm so lonely

[rustic carbon]

I’m still talking to you in slang

[mystic harbor]

Have kids

[pure kayak]

i need to find someone

[rustic carbon]

Go outside then

[pure kayak]

can't have kids without the previous requirement

[mystic harbor]

Nooo they will drop from the sky no worries just wait for it

[rustic carbon]

[pure kayak]

i just came from outside

[mystic harbor]

Hackerman don't touch grass

[rustic carbon]

Go back outside

[muted olive]

SELECT * FROM GIRLS WHERE MARITAL_STATUS=0;

[rustic carbon]

Why’s everyone in such a rush to marry

[pure kayak]

AND STANDARDS <= $WHAT_I_CAN_PROVIDE

[muted olive]

and WHERE BOYFRIEND=NONE

[mystic harbor]

SQL not found and girl also not found

[muted olive]

1 row retrieved

[pure kayak]

assume i'm 27 buddy

[rustic carbon]

I’m 31

[pure kayak]

its over for you

[rustic carbon]

It never crosses my mind

[pure kayak]

how's the hips and back pain old man

[rustic carbon]

Let’s hope so

🤣

[rustic carbon]

Actually not in pain today

[pure kayak]

[rustic carbon]

I woke up and just got up today

10/10

[pure kayak]

how's the receding hairline today

[mystic harbor]

I guess it's like if you have kids late then you will die when ur child is 18

[rustic carbon]

I have a child though

[pure kayak]

aint no way

[rustic carbon]

I don’t want anymore kids

[mystic harbor]

Then why you said

[pure kayak]

deadbeat discord troll

[rustic carbon]

I’m good with the one

[rustic carbon]

Trolling because honest? Hm interesting

[supple plume]

ORDER BY "GOTH" ASC LIMIT 2;

[pure kayak]

hey i'm a troll too

[mystic harbor]

How old

[pure kayak]

not an insult

[rustic carbon]

2 is then limit ?!

Damn

[pure kayak]

man only has so much stamina

[supple plume]

Only for this query

[rustic carbon]

She’s 9. Shes a mini me.

[pure kayak]

kid at 22 is wild

[rustic carbon]

I like seeing posts written like that one you did.

[mystic harbor]

What about 16?

[pure kayak]

wilder

[rustic carbon]

23

[pure kayak]

and maybe illegal?

[supple plume]

You're 31 then doxxed

[mystic harbor]

I guess everything after 18 is legal

[supple plume]

32?

[rustic carbon]

If you scroll up I say 31 🤣

[supple plume]

Doxxxxxed

[pure kayak]

i wish i wasnt broke ngl

so i could find a hot gold digger

[mystic harbor]

Then?

[rustic carbon]

Not me literally doxing my own address before a few times

[pure kayak]

have relations with said hot gold digger

lose all my money and go broke again

[mystic harbor]

I bet she is all artificial

[supple plume]

It's funny because you came to this chat at first saying you don't want to get doxxed

[pure kayak]

yes she would be

dont hate the playa, hate the game

[mystic harbor]

better get a silicon one

[hoary nebula]

Dont call me that

[rustic carbon]

You still never seen it. Git gud scrub. Also you dm me asking me to dox myselfz

[pure kayak]

you're not a discord troll buddy

[hoary nebula]

Thank you buddeh

[supple plume]

I was joking, I'm not going to try to find you

[rustic carbon]

Instead of asking me to dox myself up your OSINT skills

[supple plume]

Brrrrr

[rustic carbon]

[pure kayak]

ur not nearly important enough buddy

take some tylenol and a nap

[supple plume]

My osint skills are nullified

[hoary nebula]

Shes leaking her dm's

[pure kayak]

or ibuprofen or whatever bri'ish have

[hoary nebula]

You be profen

[pure kayak]

i am profen

[rustic carbon]

Why would I even want to talk to a guy who can’t find me. What use are you if I get kidnapped.

[supple plume]

I'll just be around here you'll leak yourself

[pure kayak]

who gon kidnap a deadbeat discord troll

[mystic harbor]

Side watchman 💀

[hoary nebula]

Goth mommy

[pure kayak]

the goal of kidnapping is to obtain a ransom

man i should just kidnap myself

[mystic harbor]

Kidnap me

[pure kayak]

extort some money from the parents

[mystic harbor]

I am broke

[pure kayak]

but they wouldn't pay more than 100$ for me

[hoary nebula]

[pure kayak]

actually with how much i owe them

[mystic harbor]

Fair enough where can I find you?

[pure kayak]

the'd probably just hang up the phone

[mystic harbor]

[mystic harbor]

Middle child?

[pure kayak]

sorry friend you can't get 100$ for me

[pure kayak]

accidental late child

[rustic carbon]

I thought he was eating his own hand

[hoary nebula]

He could be xo

[crisp kernel]

hey, i am doing a module: 'Automating Payloads & Delivery with Metasploit', and can't spawn the target system.

[hoary nebula]

damn, that sucks

[supple plume]

Sometimes it takes a bit to load, however people help more in #modules

[crisp kernel]

i've changed pwnbox to US East, but this didn't help

[supple plume]

How long you've been waiting?

[crisp kernel]

it started to spawn then ceased...

[supple plume]

It usually takes about 5-10 minutes to me

[crisp kernel]

got message : 'Click here to spawn the target system' again

[supple plume]

If you changed the vpn/pwnbox that usually fixes the problem

[crisp kernel]

It displays: Target(s) are spawning... then it changes to Click here to spawn the target system, again.

[supple plume]

Did you wait at least 10 minutes?

Oh that

Well maybe this then

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[crisp kernel]

thanks!

[signal mica]

fr?

[supple plume]

Good luck

[supple plume]

Really...

[signal mica]

have they downgraded this or what

for my whole cpts paths it was usually max 2min

[supple plume]

I am fucking downgraded

Hahah

[pure kayak]

downgraded from?

[signal mica]

usama my evil twin

what we doin today

im solving poly

[hoary nebula]

vector calculus

[supple plume]

You wouldn't understand you're Usama 0

[mystic harbor]

sudo pacman -Syu

[hoary nebula]

sudo sudo

[signal mica]

pacman...

[supple plume]

pacman good

[pure kayak]

we're looking at kernel heap exploitation

[pure kayak]

ok

[supple plume]

Dw bro some day you'll be Usama 1

[pure kayak]

[hoary nebula]

hackers found a way to implement malware on Cisco switches

[signal mica]

thats a htb module right

[pure kayak]

no

i dont think there's any kernel or heap stuff on academy

[rustic carbon]

Nothings safe

[signal mica]

mb felt like i saw it there

which platform then?

[pure kayak]

pwn.college

[signal mica]

ah yes goated pwn

[heady sage]

I still can’t believe I got an interview doing application security at Dell!

[hoary nebula]

letsgo

[pure kayak]

wait

[heady sage]

Huh?

[pure kayak]

weren't you the guy with the crowdstrike or something interview

[hoary nebula]

"application security" is that an other word for pentester?

[supple plume]

💯 💯 💯 💯 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[rustic carbon]

The guy

[heady sage]

Oh they rejected me

[hoary nebula]

The guy

[mystic harbor]

I am

[heady sage]

And I’m not a guy

[signal mica]

the guy

[pure kayak]

guy is unisex

[rustic carbon]

Rejection therapy let’s gooooo

[pure kayak]

i call my mother guy

[rustic carbon]

I call my mother bro.

[pure kayak]

no u dont stfu

[rustic carbon]

I do

[pure kayak]

u have boomer parents

[rustic carbon]

Among many other things

[pure kayak]

you call that mf "sir"

[rustic carbon]

Yeah

[pure kayak]

even if its ur mother

"sir, may i grab the salt"

[supple plume]

English ass accent I imagine

[pure kayak]

yes ofc

[rustic carbon]

Actually it’s Dear Sir / Madam. You peasant.

[pure kayak]

no one likes the word madam

[rustic carbon]

Damn straight

[pure kayak]

it'd be funny bangin' an older woman and calling her madam ngl

[signal mica]

soy carretero y vengo cantando 🎶

[rustic carbon]

I like it when it’s coming from the mouth of someone in Cambridge.

[hoary nebula]

M'lady

[rustic carbon]

Otherwise it sounds stupid.

[signal mica]

M'twin

M'broski

[hoary nebula]

My deepest apologies for intruding M'lady

[pure kayak]

yes M'lady i will grab your insulin

[hoary nebula]

M'lady, Ibuprofen

[rustic carbon]

M’lady reminds me of old movies that tried to be British.

Tried so hard

[pure kayak]

i swear all old people need tons of pills

[hoary nebula]

but got so far

[rustic carbon]

As if we forever lived in Oliver Twist

[pure kayak]

you do bitch

[hoary nebula]

wow

[rustic carbon]

But in the end

[signal mica]

usama my evil twin

[pure kayak]

may i have some more

[hoary nebula]

it doesnt even matter

[rustic carbon]

No. Only the rich get more.

[pure kayak]

idk what kind of idiot would want more porridge

that shits disgusting

[rustic carbon]

Tune ✨

[rustic carbon]

Likely one that’s a starving child in an orphanage. Just a hunch though.

[pure kayak]

chat i just realized my name was set as rashad

one of my alternate personalities

[pure kayak]

just starve to death bitch

why get porridge

[signal mica]

unspoken rizz

this shawty a woman?

[pure kayak]

there are no women here

[rustic carbon]

Damn bro went from “Pick me” to “Pick me or me Or me or me”

[pure kayak]

i wouldn't be able to talk if there were would i

[rustic carbon]

[pure kayak]

everyone just keeps grabbing the wheel

i keep having to put the voices down

[signal mica]

hmm

im starting to worry about u

[pure kayak]

might be cuz of chronic loneliness i think

[signal mica]

just go out, drink moderately and meet people?

[pure kayak]

usama0 is an alternate personality anyway i've been here for years before

[supple plume]

Go out, drink heavily and speak to lebians

It works

[pure kayak]

i've done the first 2 steps

[signal mica]

god tier advice

[hoary nebula]

GOD TIER

[rustic carbon]

🏃‍♀️‍➡️ alright cya

[pure kayak]

surely lesbians are nice people

chat does anyone here actually own a house

[signal mica]

we are all waiting for crash man

[buoyant wyvern]

Is your last name Bin Laden by any chance?

[pure kayak]

and i mean own own, not mortgage shit

[pure kayak]

no

i'm not even an a-rab

[supple plume]

What are you

[pure kayak]

i'm asian

[supple plume]

Really?

[pure kayak]

yes

[supple plume]

Where aprox

[pure kayak]

south asian

[signal mica]

like red sun in the sky asian or shiva asian

[buoyant wyvern]

arabs are also asian

[pure kayak]

shiva asian

a-rabs are middle eastern

[buoyant wyvern]

middle east is located in asia

[pure kayak]

tho i'm not indian

[pure kayak]

no buddy it's in the middle of the east

[buoyant wyvern]

no it is in asia

[supple plume]

Mmmm is it?

[pure kayak]

agree to disagree

like the smart scientific lads we are

[buoyant wyvern]

[supple plume]

According to google middle east is part of asia

[pure kayak]

google is not reliable

i suddenly got in the mood for some peanuts for some reason

[supple plume]

Ok part of Africa part of Asia

[pure kayak]

like i just smelled salted, roasted peanuts in my head

is egypt in the middle east or in africa

[hoary nebula]

usama is arab

[buoyant wyvern]

it is much more reliable than you

[signal mica]

musr

[hoary nebula]

africa dude lol

[pure kayak]

no buddy

[buoyant wyvern]

yes buddy

[pure kayak]

i could swear a part of egypt was outside of africa

[hoary nebula]

topkek

[subtle plover]

Kektop

[pure kayak]

its like at the northern end of africa anyway

[buoyant wyvern]

is*

[pure kayak]

buddy why do you have the default discord pfp

makes you look retarted

[supple plume]

That's why you don't get gfs

[pure kayak]

😔

[buoyant wyvern]

because i like books

[pure kayak]

i could settle for even your mom at this point i guess

[signal mica]

ohhh european friends help me out here, yall know any platform for cheap books, used work too. I used book repository, but it has been consumed by amazon i think

[supple plume]

You still Usama 0 tho

[pure kayak]

yes

the first iteration of usama

[rustic carbon]

Have you tried humble bundle ? Amazing deals on there but they’re digital

[signal mica]

i really dont want digital, wanna reduce screen time. i keep reading on phone

[pure kayak]

i should read the day zero to zero day book

[buoyant wyvern]

are you sheltered by pakistanis by any chance

[pure kayak]

"sheltered"?

[rustic carbon]

Yeah I know how you feel. I much prefer books but I also can’t carry them everywhere with me. 😩

[pure kayak]

i own the place buddy

[buoyant wyvern]

i mean you look like you do

[signal mica]

just buy paperback its 20kg lighter than hard cover. Then you will be able to carry them around

😼

[pure kayak]

by place i mean the house

not the country of pakistan

[buoyant wyvern]

daaamn thanks for clarification, i didn't know that shit

[rustic carbon]

Yeah I do buy paperback but there’s just so many I want

[pure kayak]

your welcome buddy

[rustic carbon]

It’s easier to have it all in my pocket

[pure kayak]

always happy to help glue sniffers

[signal mica]

you always pull aggro haha

it really makes my day

[pure kayak]

i'm an angry little boy deep inside

[rustic carbon]

It’s not deep inside. Your ugly shows.

[hoary nebula]

wowie

[pure kayak]

yes buddy i'm showing it rn

i'll revert to another personality shortly

[supple plume]

That's why I refrain myself to roast you too much

[exotic pendant]

[rustic carbon]

And no one gives a fuck about what you own

Buddy.

[pure kayak]

thanks buddy

[buoyant wyvern]

this shit is so tuff

[pure kayak]

yes buddy sweet