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I'm in a relationship of 8 years, i cant date anymore
the trick is to be 6'4
I do
quit your job
yannick with that belgium charm and charisma
nahhhh no nonononoooononono
I preffer to stay single
so u love us more? โค๏ธ
is ok you'll bounce back
yep!
next meetup will be fun
because joey is a mini kangaroo and they bounce. get it? 
hell yehhhhh

I will dox you
do it
my ip address is 127.0.0.1
bro are you me
I already know which india province he lives 
OMG I HAVE THE SAME
eys
But yeh anyhow.....dating sucks
u gotta find the one, some day
then why not omni

married life can be terrible too
dont get married, just stay together
I like weddings
me too as a guest hehe
been invited 4 times to weddings
im the creep guy who stays away from the singles bar and just eats
There is a joke about our weddings....why we break a cup during the ceremony
then do the opposite 
wth
YES, just stuff your face ez
answer: it's the last time you'll ever get to put your foot down about something
hell yehhhhh
Do like Joey from Friends :p
never watched friends
always works
I actually do that๐คฃ
or something
yehhhh
just with youu
ok
im happy u agree with that
I will....emmm...sheesh I need to cancel a flowers service...I kind off prepared everything
maybe tell her you'll make up time for her
I did
wow, bro actually think he aura farming
there are some flowers coming to your door
already got your ip address buddy, 127.0.0.1
thats mine
and pizzas @sturdy thistle
you got it wrongggggg
mine too
you gotta pay for them
๐ฐ
think we live in the same house
guys, stop sharing ip addresses
127.112.221.42
owww I tought I heard a fart
random public ip
Emma!!!!!
my IP is 117.213.162.23
do with it what you will 
mINE IS 192.111.111.69
never knew you were in new york 
no
cuz is expensive
NU UH!
yuh
TyCthicccccccccc
Not a bad play given the state of ny but i prefer the west coast
NU UHhh!!
I live on your sisters house๐
tyc tyc boom
I got news....we are going to be brothers in law
I havent been sleeping well im up at like 4am
YEAYEYAYEAYYA
then do something about it
i dont have a sister but its okay
No sleep here 2 days
Whaaaat
oh sorry, it is your MOM!
furios
should've said "you will in 9 months" or something ๐
grr

๐
@compact wave @compact wave @compact wave @compact wave @compact wave @compact wave
oh btw
BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD
RISE RISE RISE RISE
DEEZ DEEZ DEEZ DEEZ
ME ME ME ME ME ME
CLAUDE CODE
nuts nuts nuts nuts
chat, relax
hihihihihi
@compact wave dm 
shhhhh its coming

was searching for gif to send
Joey are you gonna be in Friday's cube talks?
Nothing SUS here Sir
I think I would like it
we just talking about nuts
hack da boo
you always see my goofy side OMG
osint?
Can I join? 
yehh
Baseline
no more hondas pwease uwu
OSINT. Me telling him where I live ๐
hell yehh
no more...for now
Canโt osint me if I give away my address
@rustic carbon check this
I can still take more info from that
I have intro to active directories and Im finally heading to Jr Cybersec analyst letsgoooo
Oh ๐
you know what my OSINT challenge was never released
might as well post it in the chat
joey inspired
I need to check it out wait wait
BTW. status report from dating world: she dumped me, cuz she wants someone with less responsabilites and more free time
HTB{n3v3r_rele4sed_:((}
The fed ?
yeh
โ
crime scene investigator
less responsibilities and more free time
basically
Well you know, everyoneโs experience is different so. I canโt tell you not to date any fed ever ๐
Wait youโre also getting pics from Joey
not yet
Whut kind off pics
@compact wave I want pics from your camera roll lmao
or u do camera roll time @rustic carbon ๐ ๐
what kind?
I have a lot of cat pics
Mick has me dm him random pics from my camera roll no explanations
๐

dont she have more crimes to solve
and less time
because on duty
Thatโs what I was thinking.
ironic
Maybe they thought Joey was too smart and would yap about cases.


Thatโs why Iโve not been chosen as an agent. Too much yapping.
hahahah
Where these pics
๐ I mean...yeh
VC later?
okokokok so you want and mick wants
yessss
A place where I canโt even yap
just push it
Yeah yeah
Skill issue
rank up 
i wont dump you, come here bby
Iโm on my phoneeee
ironically in a series I was watching recently, last episode was about someone who gets close to cop so that he wouldn't arrest her
@compact wave
awwwwwww
shhh
Anyhow...dating sucks
I've never dated... ever 
It is actually a waste of time
ye
like me weirdo
wth meanie
Thereโs people everywhere
i mean u cant deny, without discuss it too much here
nice
PICS WHERE
yeh we need to get married...why dating?
If they find me jumped fromthe 8th floor, I didnt do it
download opsec
Buy one and donate it to charity
Exactly. ๐
NO IM NOT TESTING YOU
I MEAN
....
..
HEH
#exposed

@subtle plover
joey, where r the pics
Id also post the screenshot but I dont have rights
So..february still up for marriage
Na bro that's crazyy
DMs
i got my pics @rustic carbon
Are you sending feet pics? ๐
yeh
secret
What's going on there 
not feet
Did someone say feet?
sucky sucky
Bro Joey is my spirit animal ๐
why
Idk bro I think we have the same type of humor 
HTB Staff always acts the wildest
Lmao
coughs thm coughs
Man my protein shake seems boring
@compact wave is the strictest moderator ever. He's here to ensure rules and discipline and make the server a safe cyber-learning space for everyone!
And he'll ban you now.
Because you broke uhhhh
Lmao
rule 14
joey doesnt even have mod perms
no one in staff does
Ye Im broke 
NO CUBE TALKS FOR 3 WEEKS
What's rule 14
he'll escalate
SHHHHHH
rule 14. do not talk in gen chat ever
Oh
dude
who tf made that rule?
you forgot 13
Dont make him mod for the love of this platform 
/j
make @subtle plover mod
I agree
Rule 67: I'm always right and anyone who questions me is going to get banned
I'm already a mod 
I already have backdoor on all of @warped plank's devices, too late
Bro is a menace
he doesn't know they're just VMs
Dude the thing is I keep saying Imma go MIA to finish this mf module but I keep getting distracted 
It's AD too
fml
he doesn't know they're nested
Which module
Intro to AD
oh I looped the exploit
a win is a win

And then mcdonalds worker
i got a zero day to @scenic maple pants
*ehem* darkcorp *ehem*
plants*
grass
@scenic maple i this true
Absolute cinema
no i said it right
you never gave me access
That's like a 5 minute module, go finish it
plants*
You mean 5 hour module 
why do you need to run nested vm for darkcorp???????
๐ฉ
pants*
All HTB boxes are VMs, DarkCorp is running multiple VMs, therefore: nested VMs inside a VM
smh 
Tf
I'm the one who runs actual VM inside VM for Linux sec research
i escaped the horney jail Gushu
But why? 
I want to kill the VM's kernel
Everyone stop, i'am trying to unstupid myself rn
the second VM's *
I swear this chat is always crazy
Bro trynna confuse the penetrators 
your mom
Excuse me?
what did you say
otherwise my VM will crash if I kill it, therefore I need another inside it
you're excused
Penetrators... hackers.. ๐ฅฒ
nu uhhhhh
you said a bad word
I was searching this chat for so long
Remember those beepers? The pagers? We paged Hezbollah... and believe me, they got the message.
What did I say it wrong? Sry Im not fluent in english 
๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
fuck im sorry
you said penetrator
Like penetration testers 
physical one
bro is living in 1970
i want you to take a shower
Are you homeless @rustic carbon
mb sorry
Kinda homeless
I did, this morning
Sorry to hear that man
i have booked a physical pentest at your house tonight
Yee bro they havent done cubetalks for a whole month I lost my house 
nooo thank you
okie :(
Idk what that means or if youre joking
I assumed the bad ones were called penetrators 
sorry for your loss
Aight mb sorry Joey 
The term i have heard memed is "busticati"
You're weird
Not excused.
Someone who busticates (forces their way in)

good ol days man
Iโm in a temp accommodation.
I once called my teacher "bodacious" without knowing what it meant 
cold world we live in
I thought it meant "good"
Is that advanced english? ๐
Or intermediate?
cold
will he add you on linkedin after that
Im in a place where they put you when they donโt want you to be homeless but wonโt give you a house ๐
I know how to make golam sad
Many such cases
i lost everything with that old laptopt lmao
alright fk work we finna do this today
I didnt name myself MrHomeless btw
They mispelled my MrHolmes for MrHomeless and I put it in for the memes 
Ok lol
@scenic maple @g0lgo @seadris @thewisefrog
what laptop?
Blame @nimble tundra
deez one
my macbook burned down
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
he walked right into that one
oh damn. why?
i've dropped and i've had the nvme encrypted
and guess what
i lost the key
f this windows laptop
ports are too big 
i hate windows feel & thematic i lvoe macOs asthetic
Thanks for fixing the interwebs @compact wave
no worries
I MEAN
what yah talking about
@compact wave ๐๐ cats out the bag.
NUH UH!!!!!!!!
Good stuff man. Get it ๐ค๐ผ
Me ready for Friday
hell yeah
would you rather eat cake and sit on .. or eat ... and sit on cake
please no
when the recruter says lets plan a meeting next week (which was last week) and just ghost you (y)
BB!!!!!!!!!
BB? Bug bounty?
Its bad boy
do it
@mint raptor you up sweety?
Wish he was close to my home, so I could throw stones on his window to wakle him upo
we could tickle his feet
untill he wakes up
has there been any public announcement for acad 2.0
So guys
There was an incident at an office
Someone clicked a phishing email
My question is why did the security team rip out the power plug of the computer
do u like the old or new one
There was no downloaded payload
I forgot about that lmfao
So what is the harm
A.) The security team has absolutely no work to do
B.) They acquired PTSD through years of experience and or paranoid
C.) Depends.
I'm gonna lock in and start grinding HTB to get a job in a good company
Yes still sleepy
Yes and got fever lol
Nice, wish you luck!
@native plume Chess?
sheeesh are you taking meds?
@silver forge
Oh that sucks. Lost of tea and rest.
Yes sir
Is CWES exam difficult?
Just begged my mother to make some tea 

I don't think so
Thatโs up too you
I just have a couple of modules left and then I can take it, but I might redo everything just as sanity check and rewrite my notes

LMAOOOO
I mean it depends on you if you do the modules properly it's easy
It was for me
Literally
Nice, just got myself one too
Yeah, I am. Just on and off since I am busy with uni
i'll get a coffee now
With ginger?
Nah just the milky one
The man the myth the legend
@visual hollow I would redo the modules like you said, and then do all the relevant portswigger labs for a better understanding
I should start getting a certificate too at this point
I need to start my sans certs
Which one
the coffee addict
All of them
Sans college comes with like 13 of them
Seriously?
Yeah
But isn't sans like expensive as fk
how much is sans college
I think 9 of their course and you can pick 4
Hey @exotic pendant do u have any tips to make my assessment reports better then any one elses?
Only like 50k
did bro just say only 50k
Itโs a legit degree 
only*
I'm happy being illiterate
So price by price itโs a good deal
we
i exchange for sans
Will exchange for pizza
I gotta add my cves to my resume
Or atleast the top ones
Popular apps > higher score > rest
Alright I'm ready if you are
LETS GO!
Join the challenge or watch the game here.
he is the one to blame
Wdym ๐
What if they ask you where is the redis port
Different people for different reasons
No idea, but I'm gonna start memorising ports for the dweeb interviewers
Ima put up a sign not to knock here unless youโre brining dopamine with you.
6379
Guys show up to this ladies with at least one videogame installed on the device
Had to look it up?
knew 6700 ish again but looked up the last 2 digits
i guess we get better with time
i mostly remember them from nmap scans
I know it from having to configure shit
Or chocolate
Thanks
thats why you remember the last 2 digits as well
Yeah
Trick question what would you do if they ask you what's in port 5000
All hell breaks loose
its a vibe coded nodejs or python app
Do you like chess too? @proud moth
yeah i play round about 2 hours per day
What elo you got
between 1800-2000 depends what the weather is like, and if I am drunk or not
Seeesh
Port 4
I got to 1600
We are talking about chess.com right?
yeah
Then you're ๐ช ๐ช ๐ช
Talking about chess stuff DANIEL NARODITSKY IS DEAD
Do you mostly play rapid, bullet, blitz?
i try to avoid blitz like the plague, it's a trap
Bro just read a 5 msg above
my peak blitz rating was 2175
but it's meaningless
I'm only half good at rapid 10 min
because the kind of thought process needed to win in blitz is different from actual chess, so I play rapid 15+10 or 10+0
Good good
We should make a htb chess tournament
There are som players around 1600 here
My peak was 1400 then I dropped down to around 1000 and I uninstalled chess.com and also broke my phone's screen
calmest chess game
one day i was winning a very good game, and I made a mouse slip, and I passed out because of anger and woke up when I lost the game already
i thought I had a stroke
I went to a real tournament rated as 1800-2000 and got my ass kicked by a 11 yo kid
Lol
bruh here in germany there are some kids which WHOOP my ass I swear
That always blows my mind
My entire team defeated by kids some grown ass adults +50 were clearly upset
@static pasture
Who is that
๐คทโโ๏ธ ask falcon
Chess is just memorising plays don't be so hard on yourself
lmaooooooooooo ๐คฃ
Haaaa
if it feels wrong it probably is
Because it is
just memorizing OMG abhabhabh it's one of the most complex games of all time brotha
please /feedback this
This is the dunnin-krugger effect talking
writing one after long time ๐ฉ
Once you start to loose elo in chess, you just keep on loosing over and over and go down this spiral
Got him to write finally
@native plume It said you left
Yes it is, there's whole ass names plays, yes you can switch up plays depending on the expertise of your opponent but ultimately, it is about memorising different plays and strategies and putting it together. Not saying it isn't hard but the more time you spend on it, you get exponentially better
you could "memorize" moves all your life and the average club kid at where i'm at could destroy you, it's much much much more than memorization
i mean, after 3-4 moves isnt every game statisically unique
Is she talking about openings?
Memorization plays a minor role
Why is the chess club kid never valedictorian
memorization is almost completely irrelevant and actually hinders your game completely
Or ever part of the math olympiad
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
i won a olympiad once but they scammed me
due to government change(it was taken down by a revolution)
never again
To be fair you do need some chess opening theory to be good in 2025
and people still find opening novelties to this day, so even those are constantly being adapted and changed
i always find the most innovative way to lose
Is there any problem with Hackthebox academy?
Im facing connectivity issue from yesterday
What's your rating
151 

well mine is 0
is chess worth it at 2025 for people who have never played it?
I know exactly what you're doing wrong Emma
i mean i really dont care about it beyond kiling time
100%
You're hanging pieces and not capturing hung pieces
amazing analysis
you could make friends using it
Best kind of weirdos you'll meet are in chess clubs
altho that goes for any game
Literally NO theory relevant in that rating I'm being serious
Just don't hang piece = instant 500
theory doesn't help unless you are 2000+, i am just starting now to incorporate some theory but honestly, puzzles and not blundering is going to get you to 2000
whats funny is the 3 move or whatever checkm8 works half the time in this elo
Yeah best way to improve as a beginner is analizing the game afterwards and understanding your blunders
Emma to be honest just use the scholars mate and you'll get an instant 200 points
i just need to actually play again
and not be stupid
Don't associate chess with intelligence is just practice
That is what gets some people frustrated
Well everybody is welcome to add me at chess .com
I'm onion-and-broccoli
So if I defeat you, you remember balanced diet
You can still play for free
whats ur username?
Mine?

si
Lets play
im down
Amazing send req
whats ur name ๐ญ
sent chall
Stop you guys are tempting me to risk my mental health and phone screen again by downloading chess.com
leg day today
enjoy
@native plume That's me done for now! GG
My internet disconnected back then
Gg ๐ฅ you played well ๐ฅ
Thank you 
Nooo ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
Jk I should do machines too
https://quack.pics/u/963370c3-a8b3-49e1-9673-de13ac7d56c5.png there is names for everything
i am a dumbass
I think they also made a Sicilian variant named after Pokimane
Literally they name everything
RIPPP
They didnโt name anything after me 
are u watching lol
Emma wil draw 100% MARK my words
of course
I'm sure they will once you play in high ranked tournaments ๐ฅ
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa THE FORK
Good job
Thank you for reminding me too lol

After days of debugging, I finally got my virtual mail server working with Exim 4.97+ and Dovecot.
The Problem: Exim 4.97 introduced strict taint-checking for security. User-supplied data (like email addresses) can't be used directly in pipe transport commands - even when properly validated through router lookups. This broke the traditional dovecot-lda delivery setup.
The Solution: use lookup files and ENV vars to send to a wrapper script and use environment
Whew! Now my mails go to gmail inbox, spf/dkim/dmarc validate
I love people who give up their old version of their books for free online
Real comrades
Bro I bought 1000 cubes before some time, can't I have gif rights
๐ญ
Im safe
๐
i have a new business plan for hack the box
sell 5 euros the embed perms
step 2) become trillionaire company
send 10 eur in monero
Support the network
111 Eur for feetpic
Sup sup sup
Gud gud. just...life hehhe
I swear every time the delivery driver gets close he drives away.
Iโm gonna put him in the dust bin when he gets here
No more chess for me today
Dont share malicious html pls
<img src=x onerror=alert()>
You a chess master?
Although onmouseover is more classy than onerror
Btw, does someone have a home VPN+Pihole+Proxy or some project like that?
No just a mid/advanced player I guess
DANGERPUS
I can play chess but im a newb
BREW INSTALL OPSEC
We can play if you want but not today lol
My mind is already tired
Ping me when you want though
apt install stockfish
Inputing moves in the cli version would takes forever lol
Yeah, some other day
I hate losing

No worries 
I play mostly casual games
I fixed this for myself by playing a lot of anonymous games on Lichess
if losingmakes you better i should be an expert
Reminds me the last time I played with a mathematician, whom I thought I got in 3 moves and started laughing
You get all kind of players
stockfish --white --moves=game.txt
I didn't know about that thanks ๐ฅ
umm i just made it up
I thought I got bro in the matrix
Ohh lol
Instead I was the duck all along
Alright

The only reason I installed it because I wanted to create a program so I can practice flagging against stockfish in short amounts of time
Basically Ultrabullet against stockfish
But yeah I stopped that because it takes so much effort to do it anyways (development)
Aight time to go to gym

confirm()
[1].map(alert)
da bingbong
alert is blocked sir
I should post more on insta
[1].map(top['al'+'ert']) ?
Yeah and then let ai train on ur imgs
bro be bypassing
Once you in a JS context it's so easy
The hard part is getting an event handler or something to trigger any JS
pspspspspsp
Have yall seen the bumper sticker that says โTell your cat I said โpspspspsโโ ?
@lime trout omg
Gg indeed
be bad enough forlong enough and u win
You can get good at chess
guys today i will vibe code a htb academy like platform. and i will stream live
You guys are still playing?
not anymore
I was going to ask the same thing
Ggs then
playing what ?
@visual hollow
me noob anyone play me ?
alright chat
listen
im going to take the next step and install Arch linux on baremetal
nvm Magetsu will come alive if i talk about chess
dual booting
It's a trap he's a GM
im scared as hell hoping i dont brick my bootloader
Anyways brb in 10
@hoary nebula how did you dual boot Omarchy?
this server is the place where i started my elo farming journey'
hacking today
if i do brick my bootloader, is there any way of recovering my PC?
Yes but a bit hard
there is but its gonna be difficult
i mean, live ISO + grub install
But he wants dual boot
bro using third party client
old memories
windows dual boot is dangerous imo
Why?
its a huge risk
fr?
It's certainly a risk
cause it sometimes breaks the system
i think its cause windows updates can sometimes break linux bootloaders
Oh, RIP
keep the OSes installed on different drives
Do you have something important on windows?
he has only one

games, VMs
thats it pretty much
yes but i'm saying in general, keep them installed on separate drives if you dual boot
i dont mind moving to Linux permanently
im ready to make the move
I Use Arch BTW :3
SSDs are hella expensive
This is the real deal here
i have a 2TB SSD rn and it costed 100$
but games would go away
i only have Arch Linux
no other OS
if you wanna play. then play hardcore
i dont play competitive games anymore
only single player story games
otherwise, it's going to be a poopy time
competitive games broke my sanity so i left them
they are called best practice cause they save you from bad practices
What if I want problems?

then you use lfs with hyprland
I'm fine, thank you
but you want problems
I've done that and it was one of the best choices
But get ready for pain
first i gotta partition my single SSD cause Omarchy Linux will completely wipe the partition its downloaded on
i have always tried to remove abstractions but it never works
if say for example i try to not use a js library i end up making a bad one my own
same goes for lfs
Yeah, but not end up in a f*cking mental asylum 
Why omarchy?
cause it seems the best for me tbh
its an arch hyprland which is made easy to learn and use
comes pre-riced
Hyprland gave me ๐คฎ
rice rice baby
hyprland is unstable
go with arch it gives you a option to install on a specific part of your drive not the whole SSD (i mean you create the option)
Don't rice
if something breaks dont blame on arch
