general

[proud sierra]

So the new Android Beta dropped for my Pixel 8 Pro, had a bunch of updates to Android terminal. should be fun lol

[half lantern]

Its such a dragging module

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[native plume]

Introduction to AD is lengthy indeed

[devout sail]

Same

[frigid mountain]

whoops

[icy viper]

Entire distro got corrupted, guess I'm dumb for going straight to an advanced distro, and lost most of my files. Lucky I had some backed up. Mint Cinnamon for me now hahah. Feels like a different distro so far though.

[meager kernel]

@marble mason I would appreciate if you don't send friend request without asking

[buoyant wyvern]

looks like phisher is back

[half lantern]

Send me feet pics

[proud sierra]

the king of phishers ?

[icy viper]

But I get to go through the process of downloading and installing all the tools manually and probably doing some configuration.

[proud sierra]

Or just a fissure

[buoyant wyvern]

not so fast

[native plume]

300 feet ahead

[meager kernel]

2 steps ahead

I'm always 2 steps ahead

[heady sage]

How’s the article doing? Hopefully I helped?

[buoyant wyvern]

it is going great, one article until i finish my kerberos attacks articles

[buoyant wyvern]

yep of course, it helped

[meager kernel]

Halloween CTF is coming

[obtuse fern]

their account isn't linked so they can't even chat in this channel

[meager kernel]

I see

[half lantern]

Brutal if you get banned you need to make a new htb account

To make a new alt

[meager kernel]

Wait that's a thing?

Make a new HTB account for new alt?

[half lantern]

Yeah. Cuz if you want to talk in here you need htb verification

[meager kernel]

So you can't just verify your old HTB account again?

[half lantern]

And your name on htb becomes your name here

So mods know if you just made a new account

[meager kernel]

Ohhh
Yea good point

I mean....
Making new HTB accounts isn't really that hard

You just need a new email

[native plume]

Losing the embed permissions sucks

[half lantern]

Yeah ofc but like....ranks and stuff. No one really takes noobs words

[meager kernel]

Fair enough, that's true

[half lantern]

I gave someone my opinion like months ago and they said "you're not hacker yet"

Ok...twerp

[meager kernel]

Lmao

[native plume]

Crazy

[meager kernel]

What if someone has done alot of HTB academy modules but not HTB Labs yet

[buoyant wyvern]

3 script kiddies btw

[meager kernel]

They still do have knowledge though

[meager kernel]

Ok bro

[half lantern]

I should change my htb name to kingphisher

For the memes

Can you change htb name?

[native plume]

Yeah in your profile

[half lantern]

Ahhh good

Imma do that

Wait brb

[native plume]

Alright

[heady sage]

I’m glad

[buoyant wyvern]

have you done CAPE path by any chance

[heady sage]

I’m doing it right now

[rustic carbon]

Don’t the names go onto the certificates

[native plume]

Real names do

But htb ones don't

[buoyant wyvern]

that is awesome, let's say i have 500 cubes, what is the best module here that helps me with AD

[half lantern]

I wouldn't mind my employers seeing QueenOfPhishing on my certs even if were the case

[rustic carbon]

Ah okay

[native plume]

Transcripts are optional to include user name or real name

[rustic carbon]

Fair enough

[obtuse fern]

making and utilizing alts gets you banned if it can be linked to your banned account

ban evasion isn't taken too kindly :)

[heady sage]

Definitely Kerberos Attacks or ADCS

[crude lynx]

Ad modules r expensive

[buoyant wyvern]

i already done kerberos attacks and i thought about ADCS but ADCS is just teaching different vulnerabilities in certificates just like CVE

[half lantern]

Did it work

[buoyant wyvern]

hell yeah they are

[half lantern]

YES

[native plume]

Yes

[heady sage]

Nah it’s a lot more nuanced than that

[buoyant wyvern]

i thought about intro to C2 operations with sliver what do you think about that

[hoary nebula]

Lol good name

[obtuse fern]

love the name

[half lantern]

My trajectory into red teaming. Someone on Hack The Box accused me of phishing just for asking help

[hoary nebula]

It was me

[half lantern]

Thanks hehehe

[heady sage]

Definitely go for that one

[buoyant wyvern]

?

[obtuse fern]

i remember those days

[buoyant wyvern]

you sure buddy

[crude lynx]

And I can’t find other places to learn AD unlike for web there’s portswigger

[half lantern]

Women = Russian spy was a thing on linkedin a couple of years back

[buoyant wyvern]

thank you very much!

[crude lynx]

I love it too

[hoary nebula]

No but i was sceptical when she was a noob

[obtuse fern]

Yannick isn't lying lol he was one of the people being accusatory

which i mean; when you've seen a bunch of similar looking profiles it's not out of the realm to be skeptical. But outright accusing is kind of a dick move

[rustic carbon]

I’ve been asked more than once if I’m working for the gov. 🥲

[crude lynx]

Are we all she/her?

[frigid mountain]

Just set up AD and admin fake users?

[crude lynx]

That’s fire

[frigid mountain]

oh like pentesting AD

hmm

i thought you meant learning AD in general

[native plume]

Well there was something called game of AD or something on GH

[rustic carbon]

I have a child so unless I’m Virgin Mary.

[buoyant wyvern]

GOAD (game of active directory)

[native plume]

Yes this one

[half lantern]

I've been on countless dates, since I live in the capital city, they often ask me if I work for mossad. And all I say is "you're accusing me of the wrong kind of fed 😘". Then they get uncomfortable.

Like sweetie all I was asking was for your govt band level, it's common practice here

[buoyant wyvern]

well it is actually good one if you have 32 GB of ram

[heady sage]

It’s like DVWA for Active Directoy

[crude lynx]

How’s having a child like? I mean in a few years I’m about to have a child

[rustic carbon]

I think I missed a whole part of the conversation.

Who’s got accused of having an alt

[buoyant wyvern]

yess

[rustic carbon]

It’s fine, she’s great

[quaint sundial]

Hi, is there any ways that i can find a coupon for VIP+?

[native plume]

I wonder if 2 GBs of ram for every vm would be enough

[half lantern]

Awww thank you Marcie

[buoyant wyvern]

there is no way i am talking with someone who has a child

[obtuse fern]

this was ages ago and it wasn't regarding an alt. Just someone accusing another of being a phaker

[half lantern]

Me. Now I changed my name

I wanted help for a ctf

[rustic carbon]

I’ve not been on any dates. This is people online accusing me 😂

[half lantern]

And they thought I was phishing

[buoyant wyvern]

it is actually pretty good one, others like to do 1 GB

[half lantern]

I've been on too many. I'm very picky

[obtuse fern]

i mean you get people of all ages and backgrounds in here; it's not uncommon for someone to have a child or two in here

[half lantern]

Then I found him 3 oceans away

[buoyant wyvern]

i am learning that now

[native plume]

Yes even 1 GB would be enough, they're idle VMs anyways

[rustic carbon]

? You said that like it’s a one in a million.

[half lantern]

There's 12 year olds here

[obtuse fern]

if i recall some of the oldest people in here are > 50

[rustic carbon]

Ah okay 😅

[obtuse fern]

if there are they will be smited (discord ToS minimum age is 13)

[buoyant wyvern]

that is actually awesome

[hoary nebula]

Via Discord?

[rustic carbon]

“Too picky” I don’t even get to the dating phase 😂

[half lantern]

Oh there's quite a few hahaha. There's been a few in my dms

[buoyant wyvern]

i really wanted to do that but even 1 GB per VM was not really good for me

[half lantern]

Instagram. He found me trolling under a reel and fell in love

[hoary nebula]

Haha nice

[half lantern]

Girl. Same 🤣🤣

Maximum one date then they find out I'm crazy

[obtuse fern]

[rustic carbon]

I usually find out they’re crazy.

[hoary nebula]

Your boy likes crazy then

[half lantern]

He does. He's a people pleaser so it goes well with me. Even tho I'm the one changing careers and moving continents but whatever (I try to be soft just for him)

[rustic carbon]

I’m so confused, are you in an open relationship ?

[obtuse fern]

ugh reading about leadership and it's like "yeah, no shit a good leader isn't a jackass" -_- fuckin useless ass course

[half lantern]

I usually end up with less eccentric personalities. I have the opposite problem

[hoary nebula]

Going from Australia to UK tho

[half lantern]

No

[rustic carbon]

Many bosses are douches but they’re not good leaders ay

[half lantern]

From utopia to dystopia

OMG

Why'd I say yes

[obtuse fern]

not all managers are leaders

[rustic carbon]

That’s where I was going with that. 😌

I had to turn into an octopus to bring in the shopping

😆

[hoary nebula]

Haha busted

[half lantern]

In before some says Freudian slip

[rustic carbon]

Your mentioned dates but then said your boy so I was confused

[obtuse fern]

tfw "rearrange these in the proper order" and they were already in the right order

[rustic carbon]

Amen 😆

[hoary nebula]

Maybe before they got together

[half lantern]

this was before him. I went on countless dates

I was single for 3 years

[obtuse fern]

oh no; i have the dreaded number of notifications

[static pasture]

That's a ban

[rustic carbon]

Ohhh coming up to four years single over here. That times gone fast

[obtuse fern]

understandable; it was good while it lasted

[half lantern]

Yeah sometimes it feels like it's a lottery

Which it is. Unless you date anyone

Which some do

[static pasture]

Every so often, HTB #general becomes a dating service channel

[rustic carbon]

It’s crazy some people will go one week into a new relationship 😅

[indigo plank]

i find that crazy

[hoary nebula]

Date me falcon x

[rustic carbon]

I physically can not do that fr

[static pasture]

What's your FICO credit score?

[half lantern]

Like bruh how are you already with someone else. Where are you finding compatible people. I think people in infosec are very unique and intellectual individuals and they say the smarter you are the harder it is to be mentally stimulated by other people of avg intelligence. Mental stimulation is a part of attraction. Quite a big bit

[hoary nebula]

Idk what that means

[rustic carbon]

I think most people are in relationships so it’s more like therapy.

[compact wave]

Where? how?? can i APPLY

[static pasture]

Yea probably. Just funny to see at times

[half lantern]

Also no dude wants to date a mobile app penetration tester 🤣

[static pasture]

https://dating.hackthebox.gr

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-binh-gif-6142726653922245520

[meager kernel]

I was expecting it to actually exist

[half lantern]

Me too. I was expecting malware

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[meager kernel]

Probably another hacker would

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-james-franco-looking-gif-15728181

[rustic carbon]

Yeah understandable. A little part of me wouldn’t want to date someone who does cyber to be honest.

[half lantern]

Ngl I went to bsides and did their ctf the other week and when the creator came on stage, I was like damn he's hot. He was the first hacker I found attractive

[hoary nebula]

Havent seen me then hehehehe

[half lantern]

I did and never again. Constant, what port does this run on, I feel like they try to test you a lot to see if you know their shit

[compact wave]

Someone, mistaken me for a girl yesterday

here

[rustic carbon]

I’ve been the dark side to people and I don’t want to date someone who’s capable of tracking my phone or hacking into cameras eg eg 😅

[frigid mountain]

No man hath hair so glorious, sir

[lilac cipher]

Joella

[half lantern]

My dude is a finance bro at big 4

Hes very far away from IT

And I like it

[compact wave]

yse honey?

[lilac cipher]

Where's my cawwwfeeeee

[half lantern]

His valuations make me go WOOWOWOWOWW and my hydra commands make him go WOAAAAAHHHHH thats so cool

Mutual respect

[hoary nebula]

@lilac cipher what r u doing

[lilac cipher]

Making eggs benedicte and cawwwfeeeee

[half lantern]

Someone's a chef

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-smack-head-fall-over-gif-15860650

[lilac cipher]

You watch too many food vids on youtube and yeah voila ur a chef

[hoary nebula]

Too many mukbangs

[half lantern]

Poaching eggs and making hollandaise just for breakfast at 7am is like kill me now

Tbf you can make hollandaise in batch before hand

[meager kernel]

Damn

[lilac cipher]

True

But im a hood chef

I do eggs benedicte on my ramen

[hoary nebula]

[lilac cipher]

[half lantern]

I like my man to suck at cooking

[meager kernel]

Dating is tough

[buoyant wyvern]

i got you bro
https://resources.hackthebox.eu/hack-the-love

[half lantern]

I dated a good cook and all he'd do is poke holes in my cooking. Like enjoy my things dweeb, literally everyone else before you thought I was amazing. Now I prefer cooking noobs

[heady sage]

Goofy ahh threat actor

[meager kernel]

I have someone who I have very deep feelings for but I've never told them

[half lantern]

I dont like eggs. They taste bad

[compact wave]

fuck off

[heady sage]

woah!

[hoary nebula]

My girl is a physiotherapist, she doesnt care/understand what I do

[half lantern]

Longer you wait the more the rejection will hurt. I didnt tell a dude for 2 years and then he rejected me and I fell into depression (I was 16)

[meager kernel]

😭😭

[compact wave]

hii

[meager kernel]

I'll tell her someday

[buoyant wyvern]

well

[hoary nebula]

Now?

[compact wave]

[half lantern]

She doesn't care you can hack? Bin 🤣

[meager kernel]

No, I'm scared.

[hoary nebula]

Of what

[meager kernel]

Rejection. Ruining the friendship.

[compact wave]

I dated a cop girl....she was on cybercrime

was good and bad

[rustic carbon]

Some people would rather live in the delusion and fantasy they’ve built up in their head than just get rejected.

[compact wave]

[rustic carbon]

I would rather just be rejected. I respect it more.

[hoary nebula]

Well...so youre just gonna chase her forever?

[meager kernel]

No. Just move on slowly.

[rustic carbon]

That’s pretty cool. I want to meet women like that.

[hoary nebula]

No haha, aslong the wifi is good

[half lantern]

Because it's a good place to be in, I admit. Loving someone is very cute and feels amazing.

[half lantern]

I dunno how I'd feel about it

[compact wave]

Then, move on the circles of LEO like I do :D. they are pretty cool and chill people

[hoary nebula]

But you are technical, she is not

[rustic carbon]

Not when it’s one sided and fantasised. It’s can be pretty dangerous for women.

[rustic carbon]

Hm 👀 what does that stand for. Law enforcement operators ?

[half lantern]

My dude computes level 3 valuations for startups, I love to ask him questions because I care about what he's passionate about. Because I care about him

I'd want that energy to be reciprocated. Sometimes I can go on rants about infosec, if they didn't care like I'd stop and that's a big part of my personality hahahaha

[compact wave]

law enforcement officers

[rustic carbon]

Close enough

[half lantern]

Then I'd be more of a linkedin influencer than I already am

[rustic carbon]

😌

[rustic carbon]

But I never find the women

Where are these circles of people you speak of

[half lantern]

Go to security conferences. I met tons of women

[compact wave]

LEOs?

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/fed-spotted-goku-son-goku-meme-gif-13306343723370401392

[compact wave]

You need to talk to them on the street

I usually do that

[tiny canyon]

put my J🧒 in the 🪣 😭

[half lantern]

Yeah if hes deranged. I've had a few guys love me a lot but they respected me when I said no and peacefully left my life. Come to think of it they mightve really had true love for me cuz damn that's a hard thing to do 😭

[hoary nebula]

Get banned

[rustic carbon]

Ya

[rustic carbon]

I went to one convention once

I accidentally choked on a bottle of coke

I never went back

[lilac cipher]

I HAVE MY CAWFEEEEEEEEEE

[rustic carbon]

😆

[half lantern]

I'd rather pay 200 for a security conference than go to a concert ngl

[hoary nebula]

Same

[signal mica]

Worst call ever

[rustic carbon]

I’ve been around so many people that do not understand the concept of the word no. I wouldn’t even risk it.

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-damn-red-forman-that-'90s-show-hell-yeah-holy-smoke-gif-15183363819948280553

[signal mica]

200 is like 4x50€ of dopeass small artist concerts

Unless you are some turboswiftie dog

[hoary nebula]

I dont like big crowds

[rustic carbon]

I haven’t been to a concert since I was 16 or something. They’re not for me. Too loud, people off their face and unpredictable, nowhere to sit. It’s too much

[signal mica]

Then go to a local artist 20€ gig and drink 30€

X4

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/rwby-rwby-volume-9-rwby-curious-cat-dissapear-die-gif-6336389920921193550

[signal mica]

Even better

[hoary nebula]

I cannot hear anything when its too loud, i just nod and smile when they are talking to me haha

[half lantern]

Yeah I'd love to sit in a crappy seat far away from the stage, and be forced to watch from the screen on the side, surrounded by screaming harpies...over some few infosec talks, ctf halls, workshops and chill people

[obtuse fern]

learning to lip read is great... until the person you're talking to is a mumbler and you can't tell. Also learning sign language can help in loud environments

[rustic carbon]

Or it’s so loud so someone gets right up in your ear and shouts it anyways

[signal mica]

From this statement alone i already know you are dognog

I told you

Dont go to these bigass concerts

[half lantern]

I like classical concerts, or bollywood concerts cuz they are really good singers live. Pop singers here don't sound that great live

[signal mica]

They are dog

[obtuse fern]

apd be like 'did they just say' to 'huh?' to 'ohhhh that's what you said'

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-based-fed-federal-agent-youre-a-fed-fed-detected-gif-27464914

[half lantern]

I'm really bad at listening to people ramble that's why they don't let me interview people anymore hahahaha. I zone out

[rustic carbon]

I don’t like any concerts. Theatre is okay I guess.

Everyone chilling

[half lantern]

OMG YES I WAS A THEATRE AND OPERA KID

[compact wave]

talk to them on the street. dude...you need to talk to LEOs specially if there is a women LEO on the street. thats how I meet my ex GF and how I have my friends in the LEO space

[signal mica]

Theatre is not chill lmao

[rustic carbon]

No one’s throwing me into a wall of death at theatres

[half lantern]

https://youtube.com/shorts/EZ8NUFvyCg4?si=QgFbBErp3Tsb3euT

[compact wave]

We Feds.....I mean LEOs are chill

[half lantern]

This OH MY GOD

[hoary nebula]

get silver rank

[hoary nebula]

same

[obtuse fern]

or just hacker rank

[hoary nebula]

I like chillings

[half lantern]

I'd love to earn this one day

[hoary nebula]

ugh haha

[rustic carbon]

There’s also no one trying to fight people at theatre because they’re off their face. 😅

[compact wave]

How do you delete a discord message, help, I almost said Im a Fed.

[half lantern]

Hacker is what I'm trying to do currently

[compact wave]

fuck wrong chat

[hoary nebula]

caught in 4k

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-mr-bean-gif-17773392142675904427

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-caught-in4k-chungus-gif-19840038

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/moment-comming-running-run-few-second-gif-17959719345342569963

[half lantern]

📸📸📸📸

[obtuse fern]

it's ok, we still like you despite your flaws

[rustic carbon]

You picked up law enforcement off the street. That’s amazing. I don’t want to openly go up to people and start conversation out and about.

[compact wave]

Awww thank youuu you are my fam!!

[hoary nebula]

joey is extrovert

[rustic carbon]

I can smell it

You wouldn’t catch me doing that

I’ll hiss at them

[compact wave]

yeh I was like sheesh she is cuteee

[compact wave]

depends

on social gaterings

nope

[hoary nebula]

testing something, someone ping me

[half lantern]

Does fed in America means just fbi or does cia count too

[compact wave]

ping ping ping

[green kite]

@hoary nebula

bring me coffee

[obtuse fern]

keep an eye on the southern side of your hill

[muted olive]

@compact wave !!!

[green kite]

Joeeeey

[compact wave]

[compact wave]

Dadyyyyy

[green kite]

throws apples at joey

[compact wave]

HONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-borrow-gif-5425271752307681658

[rustic carbon]

I’ve asked a guy for his number once in my life 😅

[muted olive]

throws coconuts at joey

[hoary nebula]

OKAY THANKS

[rustic carbon]

Online is a whole different story. I’ll ask anything 😂

[hoary nebula]

here is my number: 127.0.0.1

[green kite]

how'd you get my number

[hoary nebula]

uhhh

[half lantern]

Is your post code 8080 by any chance?

I'm trying to dox you

[hoary nebula]

yea... stop doxxing me, thanks

also stop osinting me

https://tenor.com/view/scared-paranoid-omg-new-girl-nick-miller-gif-4578356

[half lantern]

My worst hobby is doxxing people for fun in discord servers. Someone annoyed me so I messaged him his uni and picture

Now I'm banned

[compact wave]

How did you feel?

[hoary nebula]

Joey can osint me

[tame gust]

Hey beautiful

[compact wave]

fuckkk

[turbid goblet]

try me

[compact wave]

yehhhh

[rustic carbon]

Like what the hell did I do

[half lantern]

You have to annoy me for my skills to activate. It's like a magic spell

[tame gust]

alright joey just ignored my ass

[compact wave]

Hi bb

[turbid goblet]

u smell

[hoary nebula]

how do I annoy you

[compact wave]

Whut

[tame gust]

bett, if you find anything i give you 5$

[tame gust]

my co-worker is mad i ate her cheese

[compact wave]

OMG

[buoyant wyvern]

this is so tuff

[compact wave]

Hwo dare she!

[rustic carbon]

I want you to know I wasn’t always like this. I used to go out all night. I used to invite strangers over for a cup of tea that I had just met on the streets 😂

[tame gust]

you ever had KIRI before ?

[rose onyx]

Why would you do that?

[half lantern]

I think he said I was a cm d**ster for white guys, that really struck a nerve in me after a bunch of other things, aside from being a snake

[tame gust]

i've some crackers and those kiri cream cheese looked at me like that

[compact wave]

Better than philadelphia cheese

[tame gust]

facs

[compact wave]

Faxs

Cracks

Farts

Tarts

[half lantern]

Yeah I can't be a fed its so sad

[tame gust]

i would've commented but im reformed

now

[compact wave]

Im defo not a fed

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-wave-heythere-hey-there-gif-15202330

[compact wave]

Like...for real

not a fed

why would I be a feed?

[rustic carbon]

I used to be very impulsive and just do things I wanted to do.

[compact wave]

Only because I work in OSINT

doesnt mean...im a fed

[tame gust]

ok hear me out Joey

[turbid goblet]

when are the vim users hopping on the new final sentence game

[compact wave]

yes baby?

[tame gust]

Tuc crackers and kiri cheese

[rustic carbon]

Osint me and run me the deets

[half lantern]

I'm not even like I had my v till I was 22. It's just like I'm insecure my bf is better looking than me low key so it struck a chord in me I guess

[compact wave]

Tuc crackers?

fuck yeh

[tame gust]

what flavor you like tho

[compact wave]

onion

[tame gust]

Joey is my fav italian btw

[compact wave]

awwwww chucksss

[half lantern]

Do u create cpts modules?

[rose onyx]

Joey should just be your favorite.

[half lantern]

Isn't that what content engineer is

[tame gust]

gio scottii is my 1st tho, but you come second

[compact wave]

Im a content engineer incharge of OSINT category 😄

[tame gust]

we're getting married for visa

[compact wave]

I do labs, challenges

CTFs

stuf like that!

[rustic carbon]

Gawd I’m craving sushi

[obtuse fern]

you get hatemail for just doing your best

[rose onyx]

Get in line golam is already marrying joey

[tame gust]

jokes aside i got a pentest offer last week, second interview is next week maybe

[compact wave]

but I got the perfect solution so...lets see what people says hihihhi

[half lantern]

I swear job titles in infosec are riddles. I asked a person who was a security engineer and they described being a pen tester

Like

Companies go brrrr

[hoary nebula]

Only me and Joey are using their real names in Discord

bad opsec

@compact wave

hehe

[half lantern]

Bashu is my real name

[compact wave]

I mean. my job title isint that confusing

[compact wave]

bahahaha

you can find me on linkedin

[tame gust]

security engineer is not necessarily a pentester, its not synonymous

[hoary nebula]

Okay calling you Bashu from now on

[half lantern]

Exactly. They should be called a pen tester not a security engineer

[rustic carbon]

Leaked my name everywhere. All the time

[hoary nebula]

add me JOey hehe

[hoary nebula]

Not here (yet) 😛

[tame gust]

no

[half lantern]

Is it worth applying to bugcrowd

Or nah

[rustic carbon]

Screen sharing always gets me

[half lantern]

Cuz their application form has a bunch of questions I need to answer

So want to see if it's worth it

[compact wave]

https://www.linkedin.com/in/joaquiniglesiasm/

[native plume]

Try hackerone first

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hello-elmo-rise-elmo-hell-gif-3989603362345473118

[half lantern]

What does it feel like sharing names with the Joker

[hoary nebula]

did you like it when I screen shared

[compact wave]

good and bad

[half lantern]

For a job at bugcrowd. Fuck being a beg bounty hunter

[rustic carbon]

Yeah. I want to see you play other games.

[native plume]

Oh yeah that's different then, idk tbh

[muted olive]

Sent you connection request bb

[hoary nebula]

same

[compact wave]

I dont see yours

[muted olive]

btw want to try an ahem OSINT challenge I made? @compact wave
-# inspired by you

[hoary nebula]

@compact wave dont leak my picture here hehe

[compact wave]

Owwww yehhh

I knew it was you!!

[hoary nebula]

hm, i've send a connection with a comment

[muted olive]

Yeah. I'd have been sad if you hadn't recognized me, especially after all these nights... /j

[muted olive]

I will dm in a sec

[compact wave]

you sure? I don see it

[half lantern]

Anyone? I'm quite tired of start-ups pretending like they're meta and making you go through 5 rounds of ctf/tech/team/Ceo interviews

Just to pay 35k

[compact wave]

sadly is the standard

[half lantern]

At that rate I'd apply to meta

[hoary nebula]

"in behandeling", which means "pending"

[compact wave]

send me a DM with your profile cuz LinkedIn is acting weird

[hoary nebula]

@half lantern do you work remote then if you're moving to UK

[half lantern]

I want a job in the UK

Its hard to find a remote job

[muted olive]

wow bro doxxed him

[half lantern]

I can do anywhere in the world

[muted olive]

now he'll dox you

[compact wave]

I WILL DOX EVERYONE!!!!!

INCLUDING MYSELF!

https://tenor.com/view/easter-funny-shrek-funny-face-gif-16711314694006391008

[hoary nebula]

should be doable, you have the experience

[half lantern]

There is none!!! Like I need to find a company that is willing

[compact wave]

Are you looking to move to the UK or find a UK based company to work remote??

[half lantern]

I want to go to the UK so I don't cry myself to sleep looking at my baby's photo on my lockscreen

[hoary nebula]

HTB

[half lantern]

Ofc I want to move

Htb rejected Marcie lee

Why would they hire me 🥲

[hoary nebula]

you can be security engineer

[half lantern]

That is true

[hoary nebula]

content creator\

[compact wave]

What is your main field?

[half lantern]

I'll look for an opening

[half lantern]

Security engineering/vuln assessor I've been quite a few things

[compact wave]

Mmmmm. how much experience do you have? like in years?

[half lantern]

Let me do the math 1.6 years + 6 months + 4 months. Like I'd say around like 2.5 years

I look for entry level

[compact wave]

send me your CV on DMs. I know a few companies on the UK

[half lantern]

Cuz its easier to compete with grads

Hihihi

Yeah will do give me a few minutes

[compact wave]

Im a volunteer on Bsides New Castle and now a few communities also inside

Im sure I can give you some contacts

[half lantern]

OMG you are an actual G

I'll be forever indebted to you

[rustic carbon]

I can’t get work over in the uk

[native plume]

Let me join too here's my CV

[rustic carbon]

Where are you?

[green kite]

hired

[half lantern]

I have a few interviews

Its easier in UK

Than AUS

Tbf

[rustic carbon]

I’m waiting for my new drawing tablet to arrive. Can’t wait to get back to art 🙂‍↔️

[compact wave]

Nahhhh dont be. just want to help

[hoary nebula]

@green kite needs an intern, apply to him

[half lantern]

You actually are. I'd invite you to my wedding if it eventuated into something

And I'd pay

[green kite]

I dont lol

[native plume]

Would like to see your art for sure 🔥

[hoary nebula]

hihi

[rustic carbon]

In the uk it’s pretty hard to work here. I would say there many more opportunities in the US actually. But more in the uk than in AUS

[sturdy thistle]

What’s up htb

[hoary nebula]

@rustic carbon lots of entry level jobs in Belgium

[rose onyx]

Morning sparkles

[compact wave]

I would be happy to assist. but dont be, for real. is just my way of been...I like to help hehe

[sturdy thistle]

Heading back to Athens

[compact wave]

Dadyyyyy

[compact wave]

I miss youuu

[green kite]

nm, u?

[half lantern]

Its yeah hahaha but I'd never move to US

[compact wave]

Im alone on chat

[sturdy thistle]

Son

Spam me there

[rose onyx]

What?

[sturdy thistle]

Miss u too buddy

[rustic carbon]

Aha I’m not going Belgium. 🫣 I told you why.

[green kite]

not much is up, u?

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-cute-sweet-love-hug-gif-796916911135792694

[rustic carbon]

I would

[hoary nebula]

yeah

[rose onyx]

I said morning

[green kite]

oops

[sturdy thistle]

[green kite]

good morning sir

heres your coffee

[sturdy thistle]

Thanks

[rose onyx]

[rustic carbon]

come to London, I’ll show you around.

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-mocha-milk-and-mocha-bears-morning-mornin-gif-13418523

[sturdy thistle]

Beer were

[static pasture]

@sturdy thistle I see you

[hoary nebula]

Noted !

[sturdy thistle]

Nooooooo

Lies

[static pasture]

👀

[compact wave]

WATCH IT HE IS BEHIND YOU!!

[green kite]

I see you guys too

stop tooling around

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-paranoid-omg-new-girl-nick-miller-gif-18517531

[rose onyx]

Htb meeting just let out

[green kite]

cameras are watching u

[hoary nebula]

HTB MEETING WHEN

[sturdy thistle]

How tf u know

[rustic carbon]

We can go down central for Korean fried chicken 😌

[green kite]

we are watching you

[compact wave]

Shhhh Im a fed

[rose onyx]

Where's the rest of the staff?

[green kite]

with your black shirt

[hoary nebula]

nicee

[hoary nebula]

i'd pay for it then

[sturdy thistle]

No jokes. @static pasture is really behind me

[hoary nebula]

make a picture right now

[compact wave]

I know

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[sturdy thistle]

😂

[rustic carbon]

oh, that’s very sweet.

[sturdy thistle]

I’m wrong here

[static pasture]

On buses heading to HTB office or Athens

[sturdy thistle]

Almost over

[rose onyx]

Can you ping plox?

[compact wave]

Next year I will gooooo

[hoary nebula]

cmon man, show some pictures here haha

[compact wave]

I wanna hang out with yall

[sturdy thistle]

Same

Promised me a kiss

[hoary nebula]

hehe

[rustic carbon]

I went to a THM Meet and saw some people off the server. I wish HTB would do one 😌

[static pasture]

@sturdy thistle and I

[compact wave]

I will give you double kisses and hugs

[rose onyx]

Just a shrinple @staff

[hoary nebula]

aura pic

[static pasture]

Not pulling an @lime trout

[rose onyx]

[quasi ridge]

I know a guy who looks like guy in back

[compact wave]

I will steal a few kisses from both of you

[quasi ridge]

actually..I know a guy who looks like guy in front too

from the same city lol

[lime trout]

-_-

[rustic carbon]

I open her profile and the first thing I read was please ask to ping

😅

[obtuse fern]

chat; will HTB hire me this year? No/No/AskAgainLater

[quasi ridge]

ping of doooooooooooooom

[green kite]

This financial year? or 2025?

[hoary nebula]

tempting to ping her

[sturdy thistle]

@lime trout Hellow

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-took-our-jobs-jerbs-gif-10165889

[obtuse fern]

yes

[half lantern]

YASSSS rooting for youuuuu

[sturdy thistle]

R we in the same bus?

[half lantern]

wait @obtuse fern which role did you apply for

[rustic carbon]

I’m more concerned if I’ll be hired again in this life time.

[sturdy thistle]

The best one, customer support

[hoary nebula]

you will

[quasi ridge]

1337 h4x0r

But it was only 4y exp minimum

[static pasture]

Yes @lime trout is on our bus

[quasi ridge]

and Marcie has 3

[obtuse fern]

this; i haven't applied recently, gotta apply when they least expect it

[sturdy thistle]

Thanks

Now?

[lime trout]

I see you

[rustic carbon]

[sturdy thistle]

TF

So you’re also behind me

[green kite]

I hope for you they do

[quasi ridge]

your cv is that bad or the hiring situation in your area?

[compact wave]

bahahaha

[sturdy thistle]

Tf

[green kite]

creepy pic much

[lime trout]

The timing was perfect

[obtuse fern]

I keep getting told no

[compact wave]

handomse boii

[half lantern]

I can review your cv btw, i've done quite a bit of hiring for my area

[compact wave]

let me kiss you

[sturdy thistle]

The worst timing

[half lantern]

Just remove POI

[tame gust]

Hey sparkling

[green kite]

heya

[rose onyx]

HR on the bus too?

[static pasture]

Yes 😂

[rose onyx]

[static pasture]

Not snapping pics of them though

[compact wave]

Fuck

[hoary nebula]

is ryan there

[tame gust]

why is mickhat too old

[static pasture]

Yes

[quasi ridge]

hey there dudester

[tame gust]

dayum

[crude lynx]

yo what's up

[rustic carbon]

I swear I was getting auto rejected by a bot for some of these.

[compact wave]

HR

OMG

I swear

[crude lynx]

so many people here

[compact wave]

I dont offer kisees

[sturdy thistle]

I am 38

[lime trout]

He’s from the 1900’s or something

[sturdy thistle]

So old

[hoary nebula]

@ryan

[quasi ridge]

it's actually an improvement if you're getting replies lmao

[sturdy thistle]

1987

[quasi ridge]

lots of ghosting going on

[hoary nebula]

I cant ping ryan

[tame gust]

Senior human being

[lime trout]

Late 1900’s

[half lantern]

when they reject you the same day, its usually your cv didn't pass ATS

[sturdy thistle]

@untold fiber

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-nnooo-no-nope-never-gif-16214908

[static pasture]

Weird cause I can... Hi @untold fiber

[quasi ridge]

what's ats?

[rustic carbon]

For one of them I applied and in a few minutes I had an automated response 🥴

[obtuse fern]

no positions open for my limited skillset

[half lantern]

the AI HR uses to be more useless than they already are

[tame gust]

i believe@untold fiber still got that auto ping script

[hoary nebula]

@untold fiber dont sleep in the bus

[sturdy thistle]

@timber seal

[quasi ridge]

whats the acronym though?

[crude lynx]

i noticed in beta academy dashboard, these texts aren't aligned

[rose onyx]

@untold fiber 👋 were watching you

[half lantern]

screening questions didn't match what they wanted or ghost job

[half lantern]

applicant tracking system

[sturdy thistle]

@compact acorn

[obtuse fern]

/feedback

[quasi ridge]

was it a "thanks for sending" or was it an outright rejection?

[compact wave]

where is mak

[rustic carbon]

Yeah. Well good luck in your uk job. I’ll hopefully be leaving the uk eventually.

[quasi ridge]

oh, seems so obv in hindsight

[hoary nebula]

WHERE U GOING

[sturdy thistle]

Idk

[compact wave]

[quasi ridge]

to conquer another halpless place and people

[half lantern]

if my man wasn't british i wouldnt come here either

[sturdy thistle]

Bri'ish

[rustic carbon]

When I finally leave no one will know. I will just disappear forever 😌

[hoary nebula]

noOOooOooo

[obtuse fern]

@sturdy thistle create a highly specialized role just for me to apply to

[sturdy thistle]

Yapper?

[quasi ridge]

too much rain to be worth going to

[half lantern]

apparently i've seen studies that report the sun literally affects your mood,....its mostly cloudy in london

[obtuse fern]

i'm #1 htb yapper

[sturdy thistle]

Cyprus

[quasi ridge]

yes, see Swedish and Finnish stats...

[rose onyx]

New pfp for mickhat 🙂

[half lantern]

cpts modules loves you

[sturdy thistle]

Move to there

[quasi ridge]

also see Seattle suicide stats :/

[hoary nebula]

Tell ur mans to move to Norway

[rustic carbon]

Where would you go instead

[obtuse fern]

i took a break for a bit, and still #1

that's gotta count for SOMETHING

[half lantern]

I told my mans to move to Australia then we found out like finance in Aus is being outsourced mostly, especially private equity

[hoary nebula]

Is it true that everything in Aus is trying to kill you

[sturdy thistle]

Done

[half lantern]

I want to live in Italy

Milan

[rose onyx]

Yaaaasssssssssss

[sturdy thistle]

Why not Cyprus

[compact wave]

handsome boiiiii

[sturdy thistle]

Saturday gym

[rose onyx]

😂

[half lantern]

yeah i found a spider the size of my hand today and i bump into roos all the time cuz they come in front of my car

[quasi ridge]

perks of European life, but, prices and lifestyle of the med

[hoary nebula]

Austria

[compact wave]

Milan is not that good to live

[sturdy thistle]

Fuck meds

[quasi ridge]

"come in front of my car"

[sturdy thistle]

Don’t get sick

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-crazy-gif-6375115136811484465

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/switzerland-swiss-swiss-alps-swatch-watch-roger-federer-gif-18508972

[compact wave]

Ouwww I tought you said Feds

[sturdy thistle]

Some last beers tonight

[crude lynx]

i really like Austria, nice scenery

[half lantern]

They are not very intellectual and they like to pass highways right when im speeding at 100km/ph

i feel bad for them

crossing highways aint easy

[hoary nebula]

also the water is AUs is big no no

[half lantern]

water is amazing what you on about

[quasi ridge]

in California we had, for at least until I left, signs on the side of the highway because of that

[half lantern]

tastes good

[hoary nebula]

i mean ocean

sharks

blue ring octopus

uhhh what else

[sturdy thistle]

Drink a shark

[hoary nebula]

stone fish

[half lantern]

maybe dont be dense and swim in very blue water

[compact wave]

Im stone...ed

[half lantern]

stinging jelly fish, poisonous star fish

crocs

[hoary nebula]

yeah im good here haha

[rose onyx]

What's the little shell with the barbed tail?

[half lantern]

scorpions too

[obtuse fern]

you got house spiders over there (spiders the size of a house)

[rustic carbon]

Saw a shark attack the other day. Twas spooky. The guy just sat watching “Nothing I can do”

[half lantern]

hahaha no

[hoary nebula]

"Come to Australia.. good luck ! "

[rustic carbon]

Which is so crazy because what are you supposed to do.

You can’t do anything.

Shark gonna eat ya

[compact wave]

on the mountain I live there are spiders....like big fricking spiders

[sturdy thistle]

@lime trout picture later pwease

[obtuse fern]

fun fact: sharks don't actually like the taste of humans -- too salty

[half lantern]

sharks dont like to attack here and if it does try kicking it in the nose and play dead

[rustic carbon]

But I’m sweet too.

😆

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[rustic carbon]

Sometimes…

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/kmt-yeah-right-hmmm-really-gif-21502858

[rustic carbon]

How am I supposed to kick a shark under water

[obtuse fern]

flail

[quasi ridge]

punch it in the nose?

people have done it successfully

[rustic carbon]

Have you tried punching under water.

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-dont-just-dont-stop-gif-23310589

[rustic carbon]

Hence my name

[compact wave]

Okay I BETTER STOP WRITTING

[half lantern]

he is irish and burns easily

[rustic carbon]

😂

I’m kidding

[compact wave]

HR IS ON THE BUS WITH @static pasture AND @sturdy thistle

[rustic carbon]

Ah I loved Loki

[compact wave]

DONT MAKE ME WRITE SUS STUFF

[hoary nebula]

sweet and salty

[rustic carbon]

Make you?

[mystic harbor]

so someone gave u that name

[hoary nebula]

I love irish

[quasi ridge]

lady I have siblings..of course

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/daddys-home2-daddys-home2gifs-stop-it-stop-that-i-mean-it-gif-9694318

Someone said> Mmmmm sweet and salty

[rustic carbon]

Why are you siblings sharks ?

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/jamie-lee-curtis-behave-yourself-good-choices-gif-13650957

[mystic harbor]

🙇🏻

[rustic carbon]

Do you live under the sea

[spare iris]

good morning everyone

[mystic harbor]

exception

[compact wave]

under deez

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/under-the-sea-little-mermaid-gif-26832566

[quasi ridge]

because my mom......yea...

lol jk..not going to take the joke there

[hoary nebula]

@rustic carbon hows your project going so far

[quasi ridge]

fr though anyone with siblings and a pool or ocean knows how to punch under water

kicking is the problem..too wide... punches are direct

[half lantern]

I cant even swim

[compact wave]

Okokokok guys guys lets stop.....HR cant see my jokes

[half lantern]

so no shark attacks for me

[hoary nebula]

whaaaaaaat

@HTB-HR spank Joey

[half lantern]

i could never get it

[rustic carbon]

What one ?

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/don’t-say-weird-shit-gif-4731892165954228914

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/landshark-gilda-radner-snl-shark-week-gif-6585091182976039454

[rustic carbon]

Lizard.

[hoary nebula]

the one you talked about few days ago

[compact wave]

LIZARD SPANKING SOMETHING

SUS

[hoary nebula]

Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard

[compact wave]

[rustic carbon]

I watched so many of those videos

[compact wave]

[hoary nebula]

My msg got blocked

[rustic carbon]

I can hear it

[compact wave]

LIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARDLIZARD LIZARD LIZARD

[half lantern]

hacker forums banning trolling activities is boooo

[sturdy thistle]

Straight to HR

[compact wave]

fuck

[hoary nebula]

This will be on your evaluation rapport

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/prempdr-fc-mobile-fifa-gif-16778760554072111618

[half lantern]

no fr marcie lee what kinda roles are you applying for?

[rustic carbon]

Actually came about because of a ghetto song

[hoary nebula]

I should apply for senior analytics engineer for HTB

[mystic harbor]

Hopefully you didn't read the message i del 💀

[rustic carbon]

👁️👁️

[obtuse fern]

customer support related jobs, and since i got my associates -> cyber security related positions

[obtuse fern]

i read it; and it's in the logs forever

[mystic harbor]

NOOO

[hoary nebula]

leak it

[mystic harbor]

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-that-sucks-dude-stan-south-park-dang-sorry-to-hear-that-gif-21522016

[obtuse fern]

do i need to tap the 'pg-13' sign again??

[rustic carbon]

The song is called Beating down yo block @mystic harbor

[half lantern]

Why would you wanna do customer support after putting in all that effort in cyber (no offence just wondering)

[obtuse fern]

just what i have experience in

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rustic carbon]

That’s where the name came from

[hoary nebula]

@mystic harbor stop using nitro emojies, I cant join them

[obtuse fern]

used to do OEM support through a third party

[half lantern]

but you have cyber experience im assuming, so wouldn't you wanna do something in cyber?

[compact wave]

I NEVER EVER EVER MADE A SUS JOKE HERE...IM A GOOD BOY, HR CAN SEE THIS....AND DEFO DONT SEE THE LOGS....THEY ARE...THEY ARE WRONG

[obtuse fern]

negative the only experience I have is solely via academy and uni

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/my-hands-are-tied-here-pc-principal-south-park-season23ep03shots-hands-tied-gif-19444310

[half lantern]

ah yeah entry level is so hard to crack, i had to pretend to get mine

[rustic carbon]

I want access to these logs

[half lantern]

and also it was easier

[rustic carbon]

😂

[half lantern]

back in 2022

[compact wave]

SHHHH

NONONNONO

[sturdy thistle]

No logs

[crude lynx]

isn't there a "Join Hack The Box" position? @obtuse fern

[obtuse fern]

the logs get flooded bc sometimes when a message is deleted, the bot thinks a whole lot of unrelated messages are being edited

[compact wave]

❤️

[sturdy thistle]

Shhhhh

[rustic carbon]

Can I submit a data collection on my username being used 😂

[hoary nebula]

our best red teamer in our company spoke at Defcon this summer

didnt knew that

[rustic carbon]

I can’t remember the professional name for it

[obtuse fern]

that's their 'talent acquisition' position. it's a "we'll let you know if something comes up"

[sturdy thistle]

There is none

[rustic carbon]

Ohh

[half lantern]

do you ever like see really good people and get jealous

like

[hoary nebula]

logs buffer overflow

[hoary nebula]

yes

[half lantern]

this industry is filled with so much imposter syndrome

[hoary nebula]

100%

[compact wave]

I have a conference....I own one since 2023

[sturdy thistle]

Just be yourself

[compact wave]

its a free one👀

[hoary nebula]

comparing my hacker skills against his....

[sturdy thistle]

Get me on

[compact wave]

you wanna? fr fr Im planning the 2026 one

100% online

[hoary nebula]

wdym you have your own conference

[half lantern]

I soloed my first ever ctf which was at bsides canberra the hardest ctf in the country got 50th place, saw the team who got first and its filled with 16 year olds 17 year olds + red teamers like, how do i even compete

[sturdy thistle]

Don’t try to copy others. Trust me if you are you and you’re honest, it will help a lot

[crude lynx]

i'm just gonna introduce to people that i'm an independent security researcher (although i haven't found any bugs yet)

[sturdy thistle]

Yes

[hoary nebula]

mostly means they are doing this stuff when they were young and 8hr a day

[compact wave]

SEDING dm LATER

[sturdy thistle]

Sed it to me ye

[compact wave]

Im the founder of a conference

[hoary nebula]

what conference

[sturdy thistle]

I would get banned

[crude lynx]

kids these days...

[half lantern]

i've been doing 8 hours a day for a year, went from not knowing how to pen test to being quite decent

[compact wave]

Sending DM

[rustic carbon]

I wanna come

[hoary nebula]

Also, I've been yapping a lot.. barely did any work

[half lantern]

also like their team had 14 members

[sturdy thistle]

Don’t yap

Or I ping goblin

[hoary nebula]

mute me

[compact wave]

Yayyyy goblin!!!!

[rustic carbon]

I like goblin

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/banano-mute-muted-crypto-nano-gif-25482854

[sturdy thistle]

I spoke a second ago to him

[hardy frigate]

Guys

[quasi ridge]

he doing better?

[sturdy thistle]

Guy

[rustic carbon]

I haven’t seen him online.

[sturdy thistle]

Gob?

[quasi ridge]

yea

[sturdy thistle]

I would say he’s fine

[hardy frigate]

Why theres no modules to insert into ur brain then u know how to hack that specific thing

[quasi ridge]

I heard he took time off from chat for life and stuff

or something like this

[sturdy thistle]

@eternal mango let’s see and ask. Are you fine?

[hoary nebula]

@lilac cipher

[rustic carbon]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[subtle plover]

@quick barn

[fiery copper]

ok

[hoary nebula]

Look who decided to wake up

[scenic maple]

[half lantern]

Oh my lord i was expecting this interview to be a cultural fit kind

cuz its with the CEO

[hoary nebula]

what interview

[half lantern]

i have one for this stupid firm

but they just said itll be a more indepth technical interview

KILL ME NOW

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/escanor-gif-10507320087304996260

[sturdy thistle]

No

[fiery copper]

yall smart

[hoary nebula]

You are technical, u got thisa

[half lantern]

I dont have it in me, to explain what sqli is in depth anymore, but I need to for my man

im actually kinda happy cyber firms dont care about cultural fit as much anymore

cuz i always thought these HR-y STAR kinda questions were really dense to ask some introverted cyber genius

[subtle plover]

@hoary nebula

[half lantern]

guys the only thing i can apply for at HTB is this

[subtle plover]

[half lantern]

https://apply.workable.com/hack-the-box-ltd/j/F3D2F44CB4/

Join HTB!!!

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[half lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-eff-you-fu-fuk-off-screw-you-fuck-off-fuck-you-eff-you-gif-4563704914822392535

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/git-gud-video-games-spongebob-gif-21263974

[orchid axle]

Hey boys,

just currious: Did someone of you wrote .lnk files to a printserver with writeable printers via slinky? 😄

[crude lynx]

they r not even trying to embed

[half lantern]

Do you need to be Hacker Rank to get embed

[subtle plover]

Idc its a skills issue

[crude lynx]

yeah

[half lantern]

is this bribery to get you to grind more

FINE

[sturdy thistle]

Come to HTB

[half lantern]

Imma do artificial before i sleep tonight

[sturdy thistle]

We’re having the best people

From different cultures which I love

[half lantern]

Are you asking me?

I dont know what i'd do

[sturdy thistle]

U can ask @woeful totem

[rose onyx]

Is the food any good?

[sturdy thistle]

Ofc it was

[subtle plover]

Gubarzzz

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-your-password-i-have-your-medical-history-i-have-your-email-address-i-have-your-current-location-i-have-your-gif-27689188

[sturdy thistle]

Souvlaki

And gyros

[subtle plover]

Greec

[rose onyx]

[sturdy thistle]

Yes

[devout sail]

Long weekend

[subtle plover]

GOPIKA

[devout sail]

[subtle plover]

@hoary nebula @lilac cipher @supple plume

[rose onyx]

Where do I apply

[half lantern]

I'd love to join my friend but this job listing is like really vague and like

https://apply.workable.com/hack-the-box-ltd/j/F3D2F44CB4/

i dont know what to write for what i'd want to do because i dont know what the different kinda jobs are

[devout sail]

Do not ping ZQA
He's going through something

[rose onyx]

-# I know where

[subtle plover]

Stfu