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Damn, hello
its barely working lmao, but will share what i managed to make soon on github, not gonna refactor and make it better tho
this is how it looks :D
Hey guys idk if this is allowed but anyone did hacksmarter labs? I have a question
Man it's taking a long time to build
They have a discord server
VM
That’s cool
there's this weird thing where u have to select the server before downloading the vpn
and the response never says RA is selected
even if it is

Did u do their labs
No
Very nice.
You're doing the same thing more or less as I am, I think it's messy and not very user intuitive. I haven't spent time thinking about how I'd like to make it cleaner.
i am doing it just for me
so not really gonna spend too much time cleaning it, and didnt even add all endpoints (as every endpoint needs different rendering)
im just waiting for an update on nushell, and finalize my setup, which can scale later
just preparing for another day of "doing the needful"
Typing smth like htb-go and it would start the vpn, start the newly released machine, do the nmap scan.. sound interesting.
the things men do to keep the world running o7
specially for money tho
Is there a rule page on solving boxes or it’s just - solve it how you can?
solve it how you can
hehe
i think it takes time to get the IP assinged, other than that yeah
read ip from there and pipe to nmap
when doing hacking its always the unintended route
these pretty colors only take you so far
I hear ya.
Ping me when you release the project. Want to take a look.
i an doing 0 extra work for it :D
Submitted my cpts report, aaaannnnnnnd now we wait
do u recommend cpts after eJPT
it just autoformats it XD
I would take the pnpt first
If you have experience then I don’t see a problem jumping into it after the ejpt but I’m gonna tell you right now that the ejpt is not even close
got extra time? or u just make do with what u lost?
What does this do
If you want a middle step do pnpt
No luckily I got refunded my 24h
And they really came in clutch
I was so exhausted I slept 12 of those 24 and was able to finish strong imo
Good luck
I hope you get it
Mickhat was super cool and he got it taken care of for me and I’m very grateful to him for it
i will never trust me with sleep lmao
if no one wakes me up, ill see y'all in 2days or so
@devout sail I started with the retired machine GoodGames
I will officially not troll for at least a week out of respect
nothing much, just gets the info and data from htb
Turns out, if I'm listening to peaceful music, I perform better while solving boxes
Ty ty
I go through ups and downs with music where sometimes it puts me in a flow state and other times if I’m intently focused hearing anything drives me nuts and breaks my concentration and makes me rage
no u didnt get me, i meant should i take the pentester course on HTB and then go for the cpts
Well it’s a pre requisite so you have to take the path regardless right? What I’m saying is, that if your only exp in offsec is ejpt currently as far as an exam goes you’ll be diving into the deep end of a cold pool with the cpts
Regardless if you do the course or not
So to acclimate yourself to the exam format
I would start with an intermediate step such as the pnpt
And then even the cwes as an example
So you get used to the exam format and filling out detailed reports
First time taking an exam like the cpts is not a time to be disorganized or not used to it
It would be a detriment imo
Not to say people don’t do it
They do
can i get used to writing reports in CJCA or smth easier than pnpt
But you asked what I thought and I’m telling you what I think is an easy progression so it ramps up evenly
So the pjpt and the pnpt are not too difficult I’ll be honest and it’s good practice
If you want free practice for what you have now outside of taking an exam
Download sysreptor look at the templates
Particularly the one for cpts
And use it while you solve boxes and fill it out
This will give you a good practice for flow on how you might fill out one
You could step it up a notch by using the same template for the aen
And if you want to step it up further could use it for a prolab etc
That’s only if you want or need the practice of course
It’s not necessary by any means
do u recommend studying the cpts path and going for pnpt then cpts for example ( what i mean is the study resource be the path on HTB)
I highly recommend you do the path regardless
It’s got good stuff in it
You might find some of it mundane or even it might cover things you know but it’s building up your endurance if anything
A lot of people hate on pnpt and tcm but I enjoyed their stuff too
But yea you just got to dive in and stick to it really
It’s a grind getting through the course man I won’t lie
I already had experience and it was killing my soul
But I would still learn things and often enough to where I give the course very high marks
Knowledge is power so no reason not to just take it and decide what you want to do later
so should i start with the path now directly after eJPT?
@green kite HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎂
Congrats on getting certified @gray terrace
Well technically you’ll wait a few days
But I have faith
Source?
do this again and I'm removing your chat privileges
@lilac cipher happy birthday to you too
Uhh that’s not for a while
Happy bday vader
Happy birthday Vader! 🥳
Can yall stop pinging me
🙁
happy birthday @lilac cipher
guys how much does the cpts path typically take (im eJPT level)
6 years
Lmao let’s hope we will see but I appreciate the preemptive well wishes
Anywhere between a couple of weeks and the rest of your life depending on your levels of motivation
oh so its normal to take around a year
I knocked out the cjca, cdsa, cwes, and cpts path in 2 months approximately along with some other side paths that you complete along the way
But…
I “started” cpts like 6 months ago
But it took me two months of concentrated effort
How long did it take for you?
I got sidetracked doing seasons and other things
For cpts specifically about 3-4 weeks of actually sitting down every day and doing some of it
I tried to do at least a module a day if I could
But sometimes life comes first
And I would lock in for the module and dedicate as much time as I could
It wouldn’t always work out but more often than not a module a day is doable
yoooo binary is here
Some of those modules get very long at the end though
Sup bro
the master 🔥 🔥
gifs you can hear
how much time you spent per day (on average)
im doing a vulnerable website for a ctf
anywhere i can get an apache template that they use for htb?
like the apache server configs
Thanks now Pain Killer won't stop playing in my mind lol
any ideas chronos?
Give me 10 minutes I'm still afk
But look into vhosts if you want multiple subdomains
Also gpt should give a good config template imo
You only need to make apache act as a reverse proxy then
Say that your express app is running on port 5000, it will just redirect them from port 80 to 5000
While still having the ability to do other stuff through apache
Give me 10 minutes and I'll be back
do i need apache if im using express?
bet
Thanks 🙏
ZQA has me on LinkedIn
RIP
happy birthday
He is now in your front garden.
Thanks @minor pike
OSINT weekly challenges will get a revamp. My testing was successful, after talking with a lot of users. I have finally, finally, finally! got......into....the...final...(hopefully) form....for....OSINT....self...contained...challenges!!! special thanks to @rocky latch @soft osprey @iaw0ken @patent elbow and many others who where super attentative, and willing to have a quick chat about the challenges, the self contained approach and how it should feel for users. 😄
Revamp will come soonish, cant say date (working on other stuffs too
)
Thanks okay
happy birthday daddyyyyyyy
Thankssss
sprakling birthday is today??? daaamn congrats man
Yeah, 35 today
cheers to the best PHP hacker
I’m old
OOF
OOF
Im gonna be 27 this october 19th
new BOF string just dropped "OOOOOOOOOOOFF"
Omg October buddies
Happy birthday 🎂
So young
can i get photo permission
you need to be hecker rank for that
ok how i can be hacker rank
I'm back
you need to complete boxes and challenges and labs on HTB to get points that will get you to that rank
oh ok can you help me on dm
i have issue
No
sorry but Im busy now

and, I dont help on hacking stuff
Honestly no but if you want to do that fancy stuff like setting a server name then I think you might need one
thats not ethical
@green kite Happy birthday (Sorry for ping)
when i send the flag for osint chanllenge web say " Permission denied"
why ?
Mmmm....are you doing it on HTB platform? for which challenge?
yes on htb
Ohhh a spooky season birthday
Infiltration
delete the flag pliz
oh ok sorry
never put flags on the chat
iam new here
👀
sorry
Use this flag instead
I will put flag here
No worries 😄
HTB{J03Y_SM03Y}
lol
can you help me then
Ask in #challenges
i dont know why i get a Permission denied
More flags pls 🙏

55a2131afd6bb347627203d0e49420db

Free flag
ty
Thanks, is it for the machine from next week?
oh thnks its work
Yeah its a universal flag

I JUST SAID I WILL MAKE A REVAMP ON MY CHALLENGES. I BEEN WORKING ON A REVAMP FOR 1 MONTH AND A HALF................AND NOONE IS SAYING OHH JOEY...THANK YOUUU YOU DA BEST, THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO US AND MAKING US FEEL LIKE WE ARE HEARD...
I think it's htb{j03y5_h3ll51d3_r3v3ng3}
Osint one?
my 5 of 6 challenges of the weekly releases
Great work Joey 🔥 Sorry for not playing challenges yet but regardless thank you 🔥
Yoo assass
I been working on all the suggestions
Hello 🍑
love yahhh
Were u at gym?
I been literally working on weekends on this....cuz I have more work on other things too inside...but I didnt wanted to let you fam down.
congratsss
Why flexing 🍑 now
I should be woorking but oh well
Well 💀
You could never let us down 🫦
Ohh Joey... thank youuu you da best, thank you for talking to us and making us feel like we are heard...
<3
Paid actor
lmao
lol
but an actor nonetheless
Before starting work you have to do 10 jumps

Why tf are u so happy in the middle of weekend
After finishing work you do 1 jump from really high

Because fumo
fumooooooooooooooo
Non
Have a fumo chat
nah
lol
How are u gonna buy these plushies
Weekend hopefully
Would
Weekend is for machines
nice tag

Its raceweekend
I wish I could actually sit down and machines properly
can't wait to be racist then
Can I ping annoy u 
Why not
No

Are u okay today?
No
hello bongbong69
Sunday would be work for me, unless I have no work pressure
PLEASE SIR 
Cold world we live in
Damn, tomorrow then
Ok you get one ping
Use it wisely
Hi pad1ryashi
When rest day then
Don't steal @scenic maple words!
Bro got auto silenced
cold world indeed
Cold would?
Its ok i got a license to use his patent
When I get the chance to rest it's Friday + Saturday but even those I might work depends on whatever happening 💀
Sometimes I skip weekends lmao
Damn you printing money and waifu at work
@scenic maple 
amazing job
I wouldn't pick my calls on weekends
Not getting paid for it
I get paid for it but yeah sometimes human needs some rest
I will pay u to pick my call
It's normal for me
Humans does yes
How much
fumo
Assass can work 80h per week
ᗜᴗᗜ
@scenic maple can you plox ban @lilac cipher ? He's bothering me.
What did i do!
More like what didn't you do!
Ok i go do some meme hunt
Cya people and cats
🙁
plox dont bother gubarz thx
Good luck
🙂
cya bye
Don't forget to eat your dinner that I prepared for you @devout sail
This is organized bullying
I was complaining

Here ^
I got you
I don't like sweet raisins with my mutton
kindergarten teacher
just eat rice and beans
18 year old baby
Joey help me hak plz
Best girl.
Delivered
I was very upset when I got to that part of chainsaw man when it happened.
it had t happen
what ep?
Now I spend my time waiting the rest of my life for SIU to finish his spin off so I get more ToG
yes daddy i can
SIU?
It's manga, I won't spoil it
marry me
Sweet thanks.
Author of Tower of God
I already know what happens, I was a little perplexed
ok
Golem accept it
Cute GIF, I'm saving it thanks.
Congrats 💍
I stopped reading this manwha about three years ago
It left off on the end of season 3 so it was a good stopping point, if you are 3 years behind I would reccomend catching up
Congrats @scenic maple @compact wave
some good stuff transpired between then and now
What happens after marriage
Wen wedding?
I've already forgotten almost everything about it 😭
Idk
Lol, yea I feel you, so much goes on it gets pretty wild
It's @compact wave jr!
I stopped reading at a VERY GOOD part, I don't know why I did that

is CEH easier than the CPTS exam? I saw that recruiters are looking for OSCP, CEH and HTB certificates...
BF6 needs to hurry up and dl so I can play at least 1 match before I go to sleep :/
CEH is a joke and we all laugh at it
Certified Ethical Hidiot 😔
I on weekends
Hey you say to not laugh at the other certs, let's all treat then with respect 
No, CEH is an exception
we don't count that as a cert
silly question
ejpt is far more respected than CEH
Nvm
That was a good question
He didn't answer
first time, kinda shy >.<
why they gotta do me like this every time
what '-
^they just mean your code is vibing
remember guys if npm is colorful there is something wrong
It tells you how to fix
how did it embed fail
Emb-
thats all and fun and games but with audit fix force it disables recommended protections and does a major version update
which u gues what
breaks prod
Listen I see HIGH on my NPM packages, and all I see is "accepted risk"
Why every message from Golam have this emoji 🫄 in the reactions?
Pregnant man is best emoji thats why
Don't break prod, upgrade it!
marrige side effects
nice
and sometimes its just gives up
its all hopeless from here
yes my site has a 0 day
and i cant do anything
Pregnant frog is legit too
Just a quick refactor morty, in and out, 10 min refactor
🤸
🦽 🏌️♂️
Also 225 packages are looking for funding! Don't let them be the next left pad
Why not? I'm curious because I see a LOT of recruiters asking for CEH cert...
hey 😠

crazy one
I am being sarcastic, its ass, but for HR, its gold.
anderson rn: 
It sounds cool
HRs don't know much so they slap CEH on all beginners one
It's kinda expensive for what it gives
Get it if u want to qualify for that criteria, but not "worth" the money spent on it
no reactions my brotha 18 yrs old baby
you like rust?
He loves rust, can't get him to stop yapping about it
I'm asking because I tried CPTS exam as my first cert at all, and I think I'm not that skilled yet, so I was wondering if I should focus on the easier ones, while I got the time to review the content of CPTS path and all you know?
👆
I was thinking about that too
Go take and study the CJCA
if you want good foundational skills
if you want to get into offensive sec
CEH will not give you the skills you need to be a pentester
I am telling you that right now
Thanks, I was thinking of getting CEH just to "shine" when applying for job opportunities, and actually study using the modules at HTB Academy since I got 1 year subscription there
Operating system fundamentals and information security foundations paths also good to have before cpts if you're fresh
I did a couple of introduction modules and it did helped me a lot, but as long as taking the CPTS exam again, I don't know if I should, maybe next year lol
@rose onyx dreams about this every day
he only dreams about it but you live it everyday
This book is great
I just watched your videos on YT with a translator, you are at the very early stages of learning my friend, its going to take some time.
Just stay on the path and keep it up, def make sure you go complete the CJCA to get some good fundamentals and for now do some boxes and let it all come to you over time
Yes, I started this journey roughly 4 months ago
things will start to click for you.
I would wait, try getting a high rank in a season, or maybe 2, and see how you feel about it then.
Thank you, I think I'll just focus on CJCA for now and do boxes and CTFs to get more exposure and practice
Hello 👋
I am trying to solve Expressway and am completely stuck. If any of how have solved it, can I share what I have done with you in DM? Avoiding to write further here to avoid accidental spoiler (if I am in right direction at all)
try asking in #boxes
@mystic harbor
also, check your dm
hi
no one
DM
CJSA is fundamentals but has abit or red team and blue team but I would say OSCP is harder
honestly ceh is all you need
then u can go for osee
Sup chat
I would recommend going for cjsa just because of how cost effective it is when compared to offsec certs
also ur gonna learn a bit blue as well
so ig cjsa might be "harder", since I read somewhere that the cjsa(red) difficulty was similar to oscp
anyone lagging?
@austere wren
Meek mill says he thinks he can turn plastic into silver
#true
@austere wren
amazing
Thank you, got help from someone. 😄
@lime trout or any staff I can DM?
they are away for a few days for an event thats happening
What can I do for yah
I'll DM haha, it's pretty long
@zealous charm the older I get the more Im starting to learn about whats really important to make it in our crazy craft called hacking
@compact wave says I can't DM you haha
you should now!
Time?
accept friend request 😄
money?
we sacrifice everything to become pentesters and red teamers and blue teamers @zealous charm but we get stuck in the mindset of the journey, so we gotta break from that and be present for where we are now
like some ppl like me had to eat ramen and hot dogs many days cuz that was all we could afford
He's morphing guys
but when we make it we're still struggling from all of the adventures here
Nvm he's actually saying some real stuff
Yep, when u are settled
You can relax
or be grateful we are still trying 🙏
♻️
I don't try hard cuz i easily burn out and there's no way I'll go back to that
Thanks @supple plume @native plume and @rose onyx
are birthdays fun after 30
No
i knew it
And touch more grass
Usually only Google would be there for you
thats if google knows
Another opsec mistake by me
I took the afternoon off to spend some time with the kids. But all we did was stall and in the end we didn’t do shit lol
what matters is a father spent time with his kids
Yeah but I wanted to do fun stuff with em
Better luck next year 

I wanna screenshot your message to use it on you sometimes in future

But it might take a few years tho
thats assuming in we and discord exist for few years
with the way discord is going, unlikely
I'll just remember it and find it at that time 😎
One thing or other will come up as replacement
irc wasnt so bad you could talk to humans
golam_screenshots.zip (2.4 GB)
We all can chat in assass X post comments
it feels like i talk to ai most of the times here
i am not on x
I'm on X
And i have no idea how to open comments
Sometimes I manage to do it
Sometimes it just makes me type comment
Just click on the post
It open image
(Yeah I too struggled)
this is the exact kind of ai chat i told you guys about
If you scroll down you;ll see the comments
Yes golam I heard you
AI can't fumo
Yeah learning curve higher than vim
how about you fumo deez
I agree I want to use hjkl in X
cold world we live in
Go
Let me fumo
I never used hjkl
The arrows are good enough
Best shortcut I learned about is vat when you want to select everything between to html tags
It's a trap
hmm?
ggvG?
Wait html
Really helpful in xml too
Nah i haven't worked on real stuff inside vim much, recently started using it for programming
I'll remember vat
I started using it when my laptop couldn't handle vscode back then

But honestly it was a good experience
Haha most of. The things I got rn is due to that constraint
Using the lightest (lil compromise for some features) tool
I still use it but like I won't be writing my .vimrc like before
I just use lazyvim these days
And just put jk in input mode to get back to normal mode
Close than hitting escape
Yep i got lazyvim too, but haven't really used the features
I open type do wq and that all
I can relate lol
I was typing on discord
And then was editing a message
And hit esc
And lost my edit 💀
Dang loool
Do u know discord supports substitute?
Somtimes I accidentally hit Ctrl + W on linux when in browser
vscode in vim clothing
It does? holy peak
But really handy to get started real quick with all the good plugins
what is substitute
Wow
i still dont get it whats substitute
You tutx the subs
very helpful
Only first nccurrence thn
I’ve been looking for a zip up hoodie for months now. So many are pull overs 😑 why no zips
/s/wi/si
I mean getting it in kali is really good if want to write something quick but still have your dev powers
s/old/new
replaces old with new in your last message
mama
Its you mama
damm
lmao
First joe
First
Try "joe joe joe"
i see
Doesn't support global
zqa zqa
pretty sure g wont work
Wanna know another trick 👁️👁️
What’s up?
yes
/s/joe/joey
U can quickly react to message with default emojis
Like this
+👍
For example
I'm bad
so what if my last message is like 200 years old
+:name:
Phone is pain
Hellooo joey
@golam71
I DMd Joey about it
Kk 🙂
And i know another trick
Oh it doesn't ping
Hello :D. What is your desire
+ZQA
@lilac cipher ! Long time bro!
@scenic maple
Wadupp
PING GOLAM
how've you been?
We can actually force discord to react with same emoji twice
With some unicode shenanigans
Was trying that substitute jutsu to replace "joe" with "joey" but I failed
Meh, wby
CPTS prep go brrrr
Chonky
Yeah lol, been busy with college
I have 40% left haha
Just 30 more years
Oofff
exactly
but real talk, since I got hacker rank, God's stuck me with minimal freetime relative to what I enjoyed to get it...
Procreastination doing its thing
how can i change my account through the bot??
Procreate 
@quasi lodge
It is not possible
60+hr workweek, now a regular one but kids eat up the off time
I fumbled 💀
Never
any way?
1.5-2h commute each way w/o laptop
No way
bruh
Only when you change htb username
Check your name on htb platform
Verify here
I know bruh ts pmo fr fr
it's very easy to fall off the wagon and end up not finishing your path
just be ahead of the curve on path
Display name or user?
Nah you didn't
Guys
There's only 1?
Maybe it's a habit then
Fumo
I thought the full name is username my bad
What is bro cleaning
Whatever bame is justanormalUset there
Change thatt
ᗜᴗᗜ
I believe he was trying to make fire
A fire in his pants i see
Yep rubbing wood
iirc, that's before he gets it right..and he has a painted volleball to be his friend on the island
and only at night does he pull it off
With friction he will get fire
Friction and a prayer
I remember when I need to light up my cigarette and had no lighter
cold weld is awesome
Used to work in some engine valve manufacturing company
It felt pretty hot lmao
the 60+hr I mentioned was in cnc...we had a cold weld like that
How many accidents?
obv the regular ones too but I guess there is a technique that just molds shit cold
I had like 2
Almost fatal
uh....for me or others or what?
You
I was working there for fun
So supervisor didn't allot me any specific part of chain
He made me work on every machine
So i can do any whenever needed
So i can't change my account :/
few times knocked my head but I'm tall and that's normal....few scratches and pokes
And with that I got over confident
the worst for me was the coolant itch
Mine were due to my rings
Idk why they let me wear it
coolant allergy is rough
💀
I used to wash my hand in coolant lmao
I have hyperhydrioisis
And that actual make me feel nice
Is there any way from which i can change my HTB account in the discord??
lol would you happen to be a Frenchman in Israel?
No
bc I knew a guy like this on my shift
Nah
if i rejoin server?
and he was a Discorder too
No
aw dang
would make $40/hr on discord as a mod while we waited for stuff to finish
Hehe nah
But all in all it was very good experience
if i delete my current account?
How many NO. Do u want
O.o whaaaaaaa....
idk
Bro will do everything except change his htb username
I itched for about a month solid after
Thats not a normal user
Only just now September, October, did it go away
i forgot my pass :/
Email support
Hmm ig you got some allergy
the rest of July and most of August it was there
I hate touching oil
didn't you have gloves?
I don't like to wear 💀
I was only awared to it on my last wks when I complained to HR about the rash
I told ya, i wasn't following shit and almost lost my arm 2 times
what's it's name?
Be nice and clean up afterwards
where'd you take it out for dinner?
Its not from HTB -- I bought it for 10 dollars
my guy you could get a cardboard one for free probably at any store
Ao people are selling challenges like that :0
heh..jokes aside though, have fun
So u bought a random box and penetrating it?
What if it has virus and stuff
Yeah bro but its not bad so far
U know how much I have paid for pentesting training
How much
@devout sail the thing that I benefited most from there was seeing processes...which helped me with coding thought and so on.
At least 10 dollars
Hello
Daddy
There are sumo wrestlers on the news 👁️👁️
When you sit there and watch things become other things, it's like..whoa...
Basically any income I have ever got went to trainging
just flips a switch in your brain
Oh the cnc programs
Unfortunately for me, the code rarely changes so it was no access to all
Training + food and PC / Laptop stuff
But i did learnt stuff like slightly tweaking setting to increase the production ang decrease the quality
So i can finish quickly
not even the code stuff... just watching a block of say...aluminum...become something
Just because you like...sit there watching and learn it isn't molded or whatever
Oh that's sokw philosophical relation then 💀

What was that company manufacturing?
all sorts of stuff
most of it I couldn't even figure out what
For me it was engine valves so we got the raw roda and we mold and polish and test, so ig i missed that part
reading schematics rarely helped
don't know where to ask this but is anyone else's boxes really laggy 
it was a factory where you make parts for parts of parts..or so I gathered by how nothing was all that obvious
except for like....... screws...
or caps that screw in
Yeah maybe it was some of the fancy components of some complicated item
Or just guns
that in itself is what I mean
seeing the scale needed just to make a "simple" thing
the conceptual pieces that eventually fit into a thing we know
that was wow and philosophical to the max
Mhm, working at such place sounds fun to me
But I'm not made for such serious work
:/ I left... 10hr+ days on the feet..no thanks
that + itch + graveyard shift...
during a war...
My first week
Supervisor said, don't open the glas window (between laser as us)
And i instantly opened it
Lost my vision for good 5m
Dang
Not fully but blind spot
I never did shit like that
So can see from peripheral vision not from main
my accidents were always because the guy who drew the model for how to place things had terrible art skills
so you like..look at it and you have to sometimes figure out how the hell it sits
he was also the programmer for the program and the tool guy
Idk if it's universal but old guys at that kind of place gatekeep everything
so he's out in his space of a mind rushing between tools trying to keep them afloat and scratching out some doctor note shit of what it's looking like and what is XYZ and measures to take
Almost every place tbh
nah, turnover was chronic
the year+ vets basically did their best to help but left you to sink if you took too long to figure it out
that whole "I've got my own machines to do" bs
One guy saw my friend struggling to unscrew the whell
You apply pressure to unscrew the whell turns and cancels it out
He helped after an hour of watching
an hour of messing up by us would've prolly resulted in someone going home
That's kinda true
'Gotta reach the goal, why would I help you and then rush to finish mine "
I remember when something got messed up and I hit emergency stop and they lost their shit and asked why I didn't just hit regular stop
You do?
I'm not that old 💀
Yeh never take the chance with emergency stop
I told them it was an emergency because there was still a wrench inside....
Implies you'll do when old enough
"Why'd you hit emergency though?"
"Because it was...an emergency?"
"But now we have to reset the machine and that takes forever"
Honestly I'll gladly assist/nudge but gatekeeping is just sad
all it takes is a sec to lose more than just time
I would hit emergency too
You would gladly ass ist ic
yea...they were losing carbides constantly because the calcs weren't ever right and they kept trying to do this one stupid iron part that was tiny..like 2cm long tiny
a sort of wing nut screw thing
it would sit for an hour to make one
but the carbides would wear by #3
all 3 would be off on xyz
The work I do rn, everyone is so nice and share
Most of them are double of my age / designation, yet talks to me as equal
Lucky ig
That's good to hear tbh
When i left that company I kept one allen key with me
It was soo disappointing when I lost it 😢
my current job's okay..but it's plagued with incompetence
Yeah they live in other side of country
Once i went there for some personal work and he came and helped me with all of it. Then i realised who he was 💀
He was acting soo friendly i forgot to even ask who he was.
lmao that's beautiful
Heh my immediate manager is like that
He's here just to a channel for me to interact with his manager
He does nothing else
like.... "you wrote something wrong" --> "what was it?" --> "here's the link" --> "I don't see any issue..what do you find problematic?" ...it was a measurement and I measured the damn thing... --> "It's a problem if you can't see it" --> week goes by before she tells me the in/cm are not matching
Haha I remember that
Wait i got a meme for. This
Send this to her whenever she does it
100% my boss
"it doesn't look good"
"it's wrong"
"I don't like it"
like....OK? So tell me and I'll fix it?
I once had such issues
I made report of something
They sent it back and asked for give me the same report and exclude the customer projects
I spent yet another week
Then they asked me to exclude the "works" and just give other type
I just made a huge report with all sort of conditions
And sent them
I'm very CYA about this content job.
Big boss asked me the other day "what's all this stuff"... That's the stuff I've already done, this is the stuff she wanted me to measure again, this is the stuff that hasn't yet been done
"Why hasn't it been done?" --> I don't know...She said she'll send it when she has time but she claims she's very busy and she keeps having me adjust things
Hmm its really annoying with shit managers
And i got the worse one for this year
Don't let them know about Slack
They'd probably do a huddle every freaking 10 minutes
"What about this [item]?" --> She told me it exists on the site..but I've only put a gold and silver option. "What about the blue? I like it very much" --> Me too...but she told me it already exists and I have no idea what she's talking about. "Ask her why we aren't putting it up for sale too" --> I msg, find out the reason is "it's out of stock". I tell big boss. "Oh...but that hasn't stopped us before from putting things up and marking it out of stock" --> I shrug and nod and agree
What's slack?
Oh no please not WhatsApp
Slack is discord for hitech
Those would make me just dispose off my phone
He sends me message on WhatsApp, i leave it on read
Hehe it's better leave them on seen
I don't even show them the check
What I write in my emails and whatsapps is not what I tell my coworkers that hate my boss from before I even joined...and certainly not what I think when I write them
Double checks are only enough for them
Guys what is harder CJSA or OSCP
I always offer options to show "proactive approach" and being a "team player"
He sits like 5ft away from me and asks
Did u see my message
"Would you like me to add a few more images like __________ similar to [other product somewhat related] ??" ...even if it's guaranteed no
Probably OSCP because just compare the syllabus of both, more exploitation in OSCP that CJSA I believe
I could be wrong though
SCP
Damn, they're also stalkers
Missed opportunity to highlight the best number on earth
He's weird, last weekend they called me. Like 10 times
I was soo pissed on them, haven't even greeted the whole. Team in last 3 days
I go work and come, no unnecessary greetings or Convo
Is it??
Yeah sounds like a really weird manager (they got so much free time)
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-069
Disappointing
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
managers almost always have free time
You mean CJCA??
the micromanaging is systematic and designed boredom to force them to nag so they won't be bored
Yeah that HTB cert sorry
Probably I just misread the whole thing
Managers having free time? You should share some of your tickets with them. 
Yeah, I like to maintain distance at work
And he wants the team to be a family, which I find cringe
Once time took whole team to lunch, and they know I don't eat food without any meat or stuff, bich took us to some pure veg place
I told him there, i wouldn't come for lunch ever again lmao
the only manager I ever saw work as hard as we did was my shift supervisor at the cnc job
They need to finish the quota
bc he was basically one of us but knew all the machines better and was on-call
he was last to leave
I've seen supervisor working same as other when needed at factories
O.o what movie is this
yes
Spooderman
I'm surprised to see a SoCal culture ref that I don't know
fast times at ridgemont high 
Same tbh I'd like to avoid all kind of interactions in work and only make time for it in part of the day
Dude is really acting in a questionable way too, I hope you just survive that nonsense
I like to think it's up there with animal house. At least for me
finally, relaxing
ah, that's why..it's tthe generation before me
Oh nothing questionable just annoying af
the John Balushi era folks (aka Gen X)
He doesn't understand people got life and work on weekend isn't urgent to me if I'm not getting paid for it
what is 67
What u do
back home from work+gym
NO CSJA
ew
Yeah if it's not billed then f### it

