Hope it's worth it
#general
rustic carbon
hoary nebula
yeah
meager kernel
Alright I'm heading home, time to do 1-2 retired machines before sleeping
And try an active machine too
hoary nebula
whoami
rustic carbon
Someone rang my door asking for my full name
Sorry vro I went to the wrong house
placid scroll
Alright I'm heading home, time to do 1-2 retired machines before sleeping
Do 2 insane ones then you deserve the sleep
native plume
Say my name
meager kernel
Someone rang my door asking for my full name
Say "Donald Trump" (if you're American)
meager kernel
Do 2 insane ones then you deserve the sleep
Brother.
meager kernel
Say my name
Heisenberg
hoary nebula
no brother
devout sail
Yeah you get used to it
meager kernel
I had a question
Should I start the retired machine along with the Ippsec walk through
Or should I try it first and then see the walkthrough
devout sail
Add rofi and u can use super + D
To get super D
rustic carbon
no brother
Why did I hear that with the mimir voice.. 💀
devout sail
to open other programs
hoary nebula
MIMIR?
rustic carbon
Yee
supple plume
I had a question
Should I start the retired machine along with the Ippsec walk ...
Ippsec yaps a lot IMO
rustic carbon
@meager kernel we found mimir
meager kernel
Oh man y'all reminding me of God of war games
meager kernel
Ippsec yaps a lot IMO
Yea but his yapping is also knowledgeable alot
meager kernel
Doesn't your pfp already remind you of it 💀
Yes. But I also don't stare at my PFP that much
hoary nebula
no brother
supple plume
Yea but his yapping is also knowledgeable alot
I find more useful try the retired machine by myself and if I get stuck I pull the writeup and learn that part
meager kernel
I find more useful try the retired machine by myself and if I get stuck I pull t...
Alright, I'll give myself a time of 3 hours, and if I can't complete within that, then watch the walkthrough
supple plume
Alright, I'll give myself a time of 3 hours, and if I can't complete within that...
Seems like a good plan
meager kernel
no brother
I actually learnt how to do the Kratos voice irl, over time I've practiced my vocal range to lower my voice more and more to attain that deep voice of Kratos
native plume
Alright, I'll give myself a time of 3 hours, and if I can't complete within that...
Maybe others have the same opinion but watch it only for a nudge and then try to complete the thing on your own
Later once you finish the machine you can watch the video to see if he did something in another way
hoary nebula
Aight I'm lacking too much Imma go study networking
do you know how to implement OSPF yet
native plume
Aight I'm lacking too much Imma go study networking
Good luck
meager kernel
Maybe others have the same opinion but watch it only for a nudge and then try to...
Hmm I could try that too
mystic harbor
hoary nebula
ayo get out of my house
rustic carbon
do you know how to implement OSPF yet
Nah but I learned somewhat binary codes and octets so that's a plus 💀
hoary nebula
Nah but I learned somewhat binary codes and octets so that's a plus 💀
ah thats like very basic, gl
rustic carbon
What am I supposed to do at the introduction at networking in htb 🥀
Anyway I'm going
Cya dudes
rustic carbon
ayo get out of my house
Your house? That’s my shed bro
hoary nebula
Your house? That’s my shed bro
holly molly
hoary nebula
Kidding I’m poor
I can give you the guest room
supple plume
Kidding I’m poor
You can always sleep in my bathtub
rustic carbon
I can give you the guest room
Thanks. Ngl I would take the shed to that house 😆
I’m actually living in temporary accommodation supplied by the British government
hoary nebula
thanks governa'
rustic carbon
You can always sleep in my bathtub
It’s not bad sleeping in a bath tub, it’s still better than sleeping on the road.
supple plume
It’s not bad sleeping in a bath tub, it’s still better than sleeping on the road...
I could make it livable
rustic carbon
I could make it livable
Just a pillow will do
rustic carbon
thanks governa'
Come over for a cuppa tea
supple plume
Just a pillow will do
My old boots will do
rustic carbon
My old boots will do
What are they uggs?
rustic carbon
Boots with furrrr
supple plume
Imagine boots made of cat fur
hoary nebula
Boots with furrrr
the whole club was looking at herr
supple plume
Like ginger cat
rustic carbon
My ginger cat is currently on the chair asleep
So he has the energy to scream at me all night
supple plume
Classic gingercat movement
rustic carbon
Yeah
elder inlet
rustic carbon
I have some issues with my cat rn
supple plume
What issues
rustic carbon
He wants to piss on my stuff
supple plume
Oooh
rustic carbon
Someone said to get his balls cut off since he’s screaming all night too
supple plume
Unfortunatelly 🍆 ✂️ 🥜
rustic carbon
He wasn’t like this when he was a kitten, so I’m not really sure why he’s being a dick. 😅
But he’s been trying to piss everywhere. It’s driving me insane.
hoary nebula
My cats are all neutred or how u say it
rustic carbon
And yes he’s got two litterboxes and they’re clean.
supple plume
And yes he’s got two litterboxes and they’re clean.
I had mine have the bollock removed and it was good for my cat
I didn't want to but he was getting crazy like that too
rustic carbon
I didn’t want to either but he’s driving me crazy. 🥴
supple plume
He may escape at some point
And come back in a few days of brawling and getting laid
rustic carbon
And come back in a few days of brawling and getting laid
It might have to come that. He’s been trying to shag all my blankets man.
supple plume
Poor bb cat
rustic carbon
I’ve been questioning what I did to deserve this 😂
rustic carbon
Poor bb cat
Poor cat 🙄 lmao
supple plume
Yeah
hoary nebula
scenic maple
https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-watermelon-watermelon-cat-eating-cat-kitty-gif-2333377029565336946
rustic carbon
Does this work ?
supple plume
Poor cat 🙄 lmao
Poor horny cat you need to help him fix his bollocks
hoary nebula
Does this work ?
idk 
rustic carbon
Poor horny cat you need to help him fix his bollocks
I already spoke to the vets
warped plank
Does this work ?
Yes, because it gets them to ask this exact question
then boom, Conversation
rustic carbon
idk <:psyduck:963591891243372554>
Your pfp reminds me of an anime character. Anime called delicious in dungeon.
hoary nebula
"delicious in dungeon" sounds weird haha, but no it's Gimli from LOTR
Whats the anime about
supple plume
Your pfp reminds me of an anime character. Anime called delicious in dungeon.
That's a good one
Henshi or something like that right?
rustic carbon
"delicious in dungeon" sounds weird haha, but no it's Gimli from LOTR
Honestly the whole idea seemed kinda weird at first. It’s about a group who go to rescue their friend but their hunger level keeps dropping so they meet a dwarf who teaches them how to cook the dungeon monsters. 🙃
hoary nebula
ah sounds cool
supple plume
Senshi was the name
wispy flower
hey
quasi ridge
I'm selling the opportunity not to be hacked for $3000, it will protect you.
supple plume
Then why tf are you selling it dumbass
lilac cipher
Im selling individual pings for $5000, earns $0 @patent elbow, interested?
wispy flower
Then why tf are you selling it dumbass
wdym
supple plume
Aright explain your ponzi project here please
lilac cipher
Im gonna be a funny guy hold on
quasi ridge
lilac cipher
<@&861185840277487616> he's advertising
hoary nebula
mods
lilac cipher
Golam with the quick reaction time as always
scenic maple
rustic carbon
What happened there? 🥀
lilac cipher
@rustic carbon
exotic pendant
😄
rustic carbon
@lilac cipher how u doing vro
l
rustic carbon
I'm doing too
lilac cipher
supple plume
<a:amongass:964393781573062688>
ZQA what you're doing now, what's your job? And if it's possible tell me the meaning of the Z at least
hoary nebula
royal wraith
ZUMBAAAAAAA !
supple plume
Come on
turbid goblet
guys why do i have to work wtf
quasi ridge
Zipper Quipper Abipper.
supple plume
For which agency are you working for
I don't even work
quasi ridge
guys why do i have to work wtf
because you were born poor
supple plume
That's why I think about ZQA meaning
quasi ridge
lilac cipher
That's why I think about ZQA meaning
At least i keep you busy
turbid goblet
ok send me money so i can take a year off pls
supple plume
At least i keep you busy
You didn't answer any of my shit
quasi ridge
ok send me money so i can take a year off pls
turbid goblet
oh were all poor? damn
quasi ridge
yes
elder inlet
* Wyd rn
* Current job
* Meaning of Z
quasi ridge
I make 1: .30USD
scenic maple
* Wyd rn
* Current job
* Meaning of Z
current job
supple plume
Mods have spoken
lilac cipher
I don't listen to them
supple plume
You may now reveal your current job
lilac cipher
Only the most determined
scenic maple
am i the most determined
supple plume
Ambiguous kind of shit
lilac cipher
Ambiguous kind of shit
Thats the best kind of shit
lilac cipher
am i the most determined
Yes u are
scenic maple
supple plume
Shadow had the slapping emoji
supple plume
lilac cipher
https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317
Im shitposting rn
Here i answered
timid axle
i see
hoary nebula
quasi ridge
https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317
no joke, if the hand could be trained for other tasks, it'd be the best seller of the decade
patent elbow
@lilac cipher
STOP IT
DONT DO IT
PLEASE
HES GONNA DO IT
CAN SOMEONE STOP HIM
oak barn
ok i will do
exotic pendant
lilac cipher
DONT DO IT
I did it!
lilac cipher
SAAAR
rustic carbon
https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-18101141762178710056
It Monday
supple plume
@rustic carbon
exotic pendant
but it's almost tuesday
A few days off from the weekend
rustic carbon
<@456226577798135808>
It had to be turned off because I posted on discord and someone posted my face, my LinkedIn and everyone started screaming 🥴
supple plume
It had to be turned off because I posted on discord and someone posted my face, ...
Dang
exotic pendant
It had to be turned off because I posted on discord and someone posted my face, ...
I accidentally posted my first and last the other day
rustic carbon
I started getting fr and messages and I panicked and thought fuck this, so I had to turn it off.
exotic pendant
supple plume
I started getting fr and messages and I panicked and thought fuck this, so I ha...
Sounds terrible
rustic carbon
My favourites are when I don’t reply to someone and they delete the message they sent.
meager kernel
@exotic pendant you took out the POC?
quasi ridge
other than 2 rando adds in the past month I haven't had anything interesting like that
flint copper
other than 2 rando adds in the past month I haven't had anything interesting lik...
they got data breached
rustic carbon
I accidentally posted my first and last the other day
Oh what happened
quasi ridge
they got data breached
I read that, but that's about it
I'm surprised tbh
I'm prime targ for this sort of shit but nothing interesting has yet happened
flint copper
I'm prime targ for this sort of shit but nothing interesting has yet happened
why are u prime target
hard harbor
A few days off from the weekend
After tuesday the days just fly by and boom it’s friday.
meager kernel
I hate mondays
quasi ridge
why are u prime target
🇮🇱 🤘
flint copper
have yoy put any information in discord
hard harbor
I had to go in an hour earlier than normal but I guess that means im done an hour earlier than normal which is a plus
quasi ridge
have yoy put any information in discord
I don't think so...not that I recall
flint copper
i bought nitro a while ago through apple pay with a debit card that's now deactivated
but i'm sure they've stored my real name somewhere
hard harbor
Yeah the federal databases
flint copper
meager kernel
Imagine buying nitro
flint copper
watch this
guy pointed out a few elements of the breach that discord didn't disclose
quasi ridge
but i'm sure they've stored my real name somewhere
flint copper
phone numbers were one of them
if i removed my phone number right now, discord would call me a bot and give me this big wall
quasi ridge
if there was anything by phone I've prolly been receiving before discord
flint copper
i have one of those prehistoric phone numbers my mother used to own 😂
i don't get much spam
but on my second phone, i bought a number and was getting texts from shit that 5 or 6 other people signed up for
car dealerships, debt collectors, all of it
all different names
i quit paying for it though because the service wasn't great at work
we have some enterprise cell extender from verizon, but only works with their stuff
quasi ridge
😛 could be worse.... I get random spam from abroad...lotta folks that think I can read their garbage langs
some people even get calls...thankfully haven't had that happen yet
flint copper
in US we were getting lots of late toll payment texts from the philippines
apple just nuked it though, we have spam filtering now (android has had it for years)
hoary nebula
I gotta go through my list
add me 
flint copper
we also got call screening
quasi ridge
in US we were getting lots of late toll payment texts from the philippines
welcome to life in Mira Mesa
scenic maple
lilac cipher
x gon give it to ya
hoary nebula
obtuse fern
My favourites are when I don’t reply to someone and they delete the message they...
i'll check this later
message deleted
well ok then
kind bramble
CyberChronos 
royal wraith
@lilac cipher
hoary nebula
dev
hoary nebula
haha
devout sail
Do not screenshot
hoary nebula
sorry, I got it now
devout sail
It had virus
hoary nebula
oh nyooo
hoary nebula
hoary nebula
devout sail
I'm hungryy
hoary nebula
same brother
hoary nebula
devout sail
Yee
rustic carbon
> i'll check this later
> *message deleted*
> well ok then
Yeah
devout sail
And smol pack of tahari, looks same. Taste different
obtuse fern
Anyone wanna buy my art?
devout sail
Hehehe can't see
Thanks to amoled dark
@native plume you wanna buy? I give discount to u
Only $5
scenic maple
https://tenor.com/view/eid-lunch-irfans-view-youtube-tamilmil-youtube-eid-mubara...
not without me 
native plume
<@377170177038483459> you wanna buy? I give discount to u
Only $5
lmao what did I miss
neon zealot
2025-10-13 19:42:32 write UDPv4 []: Network is unreachable (fd=3,code=101)
2025-10-13 19:42:32 write UDPv4 []: Network is unreachable (fd=3,code=101)
2025-10-13 19:42:32 write UDPv4 []: Network is unreachable (fd=3,code=101)
2025-10-13 19:42:32 write UDPv4 []: Network is unreachable (fd=3,code=101)
2025-10-13 19:42:32 write UDPv4 []: Network is unreachable (fd=3,code=101)
why is this
happening
hoary nebula
uhh skill issue
devout sail
Get TCP vpn
devout sail
not without me <:pika:839541609518596157>
Do u eat beef
neon zealot
Get TCP vpn
from where
scenic maple
yes
devout sail
lmao what did I miss
Selling my art
-# your pfp
neon zealot
nvm found it
exotic pendant
<@387139929492422658> you took out the POC?
Took out?
devout sail
yes
Hehe I'm feeling lazy to serve myself food
I wouldn't mind sharing if u were here
It's like 8 people servings worth of food
neon zealot
2025-10-13 19:44:35 read TCPv4_CLIENT []: No route to host (fd=3,code=113)
2025-10-13 19:44:35 read TCPv4_CLIENT []: No route to host (fd=3,code=113)
why this
west venture
A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.
exotic pendant
Like a date
neon zealot
Is it crying on openvpn? Or ping?
openvpn
native plume
DNS?
hoary nebula
devout sail
scenic maple
A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy wi...
maybe its because its a cold world we live in
undone notch
maybe its because its a cold world we live in
use a blanket
hoary nebula
maybe its because its a cold world we live in
at midnight, say 3x "Bloody mary" with no lights on, only 1 candle
scenic maple
only if a blanket would save us
scenic maple
at midnight, say 3x "Bloody mary" with no lights on, only 1 candle
midnights are for sleeping not doing weird shit that wont do anything
undone notch
at midnight, say 3x "Bloody mary" with no lights on, only 1 candle
Who are you trying to summon
hoary nebula
Who are you trying to summon
Golam
undone notch
What in the world i'm trying to use find and for some reason all the files are saying like Permission Denied
buoyant wyvern
What in the world i'm trying to use find and for some reason all the files are s...
maybe because you don't have permission
chrome tree
Good morning folks
obtuse fern
What in the world i'm trying to use find and for some reason all the files are s...
Append 2> /dev/null
undone notch
Append 2> /dev/null
Yep send all of em straight to the black hole thanks man
lilac cipher
Yep send all of em straight to the black hole thanks man
It sends all errors to the "black hole"
raven rain
the null device
tender zealot
Does anyone know if it is okay if I decide to record videos trying to solve inactive boxes from HTB and publish them on YouTube? (The purpose would be to teach People from my country how to use the tools and all)
raven rain
only if you are solving retired content
lilac cipher
Retired boxes is fine
tender zealot
Cool, thanks!
raven rain
teal plank
hi
red moat
no channel for ProtoVault Breach?
worthy cargo
3 hours until my interview
warped plank
no channel for ProtoVault Breach?
*looks at server*, *looks at the gauntlet*... sir this is HTB, not OffSec
red moat
<a:MenheraBonk:1281819872883380225>
^ for me
rose onyx
3 hours until my interview
Crush it
worthy cargo
Thanks
meager kernel
Took out?
The POC of the Nvidia graphics thing which you posted recently here
Have you published it yet?
minor pike
Do u guys think that a Java decryptor is a good project for portafolio?
Like a smart decoder like the one burp suite has
hard harbor
Am juggling like 3 projects on top of normal work on top of outstanding issues. Happy Monday chat
rustic carbon
I will be making team CTFs now. I never made a ctf before I have to use GCp. I’m a bit nervous
lilac cipher
Like a smart decoder like the one burp suite has
Damn gratz on cbbh
lilac cipher
You paid some bribes no worries your secret is safe with me
minor pike
Do u guys think that a Java decryptor is a good project for portafolio?
Any ideas on this?
lilac cipher
What will it decrypt
minor pike
idk
im trying to do a project for cybersec
to get portafolio
maybe on java or python
what would be a cool project
minor pike
<:sus:1097986501108834364>
i didnt >:(
lilac cipher
<:sus:1097986501108834364>
Hush hush you were bribed as well
minor pike
@scenic maple long time no see
scenic maple
Hush hush you were bribed as well
where is my mone
minor pike
any ideas for a project?
scenic maple
<@753155767615356929> long time no see
no see indeed
make something thats solves a problem
java decryptor exists already
do it only if you can make something better
minor pike
make something thats solves a problem
i dont have many problems
well
my problem is that i dont have a portafolio
scenic maple
well then you dont need a job
minor pike
im 16 .-.
ig i do have a problem... my brothers website, he cant manually edit it
or he cant request an edit on the website
scenic maple
then solve the problem
minor pike
but idk if solving that will help on my portafolio
cuz if i just make the website better that wont be able to be shown
scenic maple
it depends on what your portfolio is for
minor pike
idk
scenic maple
why are you making your portfolio
minor pike
programming/cybersec/jr pentesting
minor pike
why are you making your portfolio
cuz i got time
and i want a head start
i want many, many projects so i have an easier time getting a job
scenic maple
bro just named 3 diff fields
minor pike
bro just named 3 diff fields
idk which yet
lilac cipher
I wanna be a scientist, a truck driver or an astronaut
scenic maple
well hate to break it to you
you cant do all 3 at once
lilac cipher
well hate to break it to you
you cant do all 3 at once
Yes i can
placid scroll
Build a Wertherstation using a Microcontroller. Add a Website with Login function, some nice grapics, add a Backend for Data storage and a Backend Server. Throw some nginx in there, some OIDC and more...
placid scroll
You can also add some docker
scenic maple
Yes i can
no he can
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim
minor pike
so what about this
a project, that can be in my portafolio that makes my clients be able to edit their sites
in a GUI
placid scroll
You mean like a CMS?
scenic maple
why would they use your site instead of wordpress
minor pike
why would they use your site instead of wordpress
cuz i program everything
but they can do changes like without asking
or request a change
scenic maple
"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity" ― Terry Davis In software development
placid scroll
Build cool sht i build a wrapper for my shitty arduino and now i can run ssl with 8kB Ram xd
minor pike
and u would do it for free?
I mean they pay me monthly
scenic maple
@lilac cipher help me out here
minor pike
But it’s easier to request a change that way
Than to send me a WhatsApp
Is it a bad idea?
scenic maple
to me yes
minor pike
Like I do the whole website, and instead of them asking for changes (since it’s a portafolio) they can send it or modify it through my plataform
It’s a portafolio there are constant changes all the time
lilac cipher
<@665125555166904320> help me out here
Help with what
scenic maple
Help with what
alex's idea
muted olive
minor pike
I have clients that I did a portafolio for them but they constantly need changes
scenic maple
Leave me alone
sturdy thistle
ZQGPT
devout sail
Make CVSS 5 alex
minor pike
Like I do the whole website, and instead of them asking for changes (since it’s ...
Good or bad
placid scroll
If it's for getting a Job people love the term Cyberphiyicalsystems(Ignore my spelling pls) in my county. Aka make stuff irl move with Code or read stuff irl and make Code do stuff
subtle plover
Cybersecurity is easy
exotic pendant
The POC of the Nvidia graphics thing which you posted recently here
No I’m waiting for people to update first
minor pike
Or frosto
exotic pendant
minor pike
Help me out frosto
minor pike
What’s the question I’m at a car dealership ATM
Can I dm it to you and u can answer later?
exotic pendant
Ye
minor pike
U promise?
exotic pendant
Re ping in a hour so I don’t forget
severe falcon
what the exploit actually is?
hardy frigate
So my Nividia is vulnerable right now
severe falcon
Nvidia lpe
I mean on nvidia's shi. I just see you hitting "start" and shell pops up.
exotic pendant
Set a few conditions in userland and able to hijack
severe falcon
nice.
muted olive
You should write a blog revealing your magic tricks
severe falcon
how much they payin'.
exotic pendant
Saw in Ida how it had a certain path, then saw I was able to customize the path
Restart service and boom
My mount bug is pending atm also
Linux lpe
placid scroll
So you do it full time?
severe falcon
My mount bug is pending atm also
nice
exotic pendant
I pentest and red team full time
severe falcon
bro is a low-level saint.
devout sail
No moni?
placid scroll
Okay no wonder your cracked at this xd i currently pentest like 2h a week if i find time lol.
severe falcon
lol
exotic pendant
Frosto fun is reading pseudo code in Ida
severe falcon
Frosto fun is reading pseudo code in Ida
most of your life is just reading asm code.
sturdy thistle
Mick drinking coke in Greece
exotic pendant
Read pizza, eat code
signal mica
Opel Corsa 1.4 16V CHAMPION
exotic pendant
<@387139929492422658> you ever wanna go for windows exploit?
I got a few windows bugs
And a couple special uac bypass
But no one cares for uac bypass
Car dealership is taking forever
devout sail
Pentest them while waiting
severe falcon
And a couple special uac bypass
👀
muted olive
I got a few windows bugs
Do you ever use syzkaller? When finding Linux bugs
exotic pendant
Yeah I’ve used
muted olive
You just spin up kernel image in qemu/docker and run syzkaller on it?
I'm trying to figure out what the best way can be, so far I'm thinking Qemu CLI
exotic pendant
Also edit config to hit diff areas
But yeah qemu
Well
Docker then syzkellaer with wemu
Qemu
raven rain
no hacking today
muted olive
How do you know which kernel to pick?
exotic pendant
Pick the one you want to fuzz
muted olive
Atp I just picked one at random, put it into docker, got symbols and built those into qemu
exotic pendant
muted olive
Pick the one you want to fuzz
I mean the one that's likely to have bugs, like how do you choose that?
Because there's like a hundred kernels
meager kernel
No I’m waiting for people to update first
Oh alright
spring holly
report it
lol there is like over 10 report issue on that repo, someone even submitted a pr. They didnt even change it
spring holly
If it's not rotated then 💀
didn't try so idk; but i doubt since the project was heavily vibe coded
native plume
didn't try so idk; but i doubt since the project was heavily vibe coded
If the project is fresh then yeah it should be working
Also rip that wallet
AI loves next.js and react for some reason indeed
spring holly
there is a lot of key leaked in that for some weird reason they pushed .env file
Which is saved as .env.txt
native plume
It's sad to see people commit .env
It's even crazier that this is a public repo I guess
subtle forge
Hey there, is it just me or the option to download the Machine card is gone ? Perhaps I should ask in #boxes
lilac cipher
Hey there, is it just me or the option to download the Machine card is gone ? Pe...
Nope its broken
minor pike
@exotic pendant 1 hour has passed, friendly reminder (liked u asked me), if you cant dw just read it when u can
quasi lodge
rustic carbon
Whoever’s hacking Vodafone can ya stop lol I already don’t have a laptop. Now I can’t use my phone
My laptops in 10 pieces
hoary nebula
@lilac cipher stop it
rustic carbon
Fr give me a break 😆
The library shut at 5
Just gotta sit here now munching maltesers
lilac cipher
<@665125555166904320> malware botnet hit that hard
I hope you get into a car accident so i can post ur dashcam footage on ig reels and go viral
subtle plover
@lilac cipher
subtle plover
I hope you get into a car accident so i can post ur dashcam footage on ig reels ...
@scenic maple hes wanting me to dye
lilac cipher
Reasonable desire
mystic harbor
dont come
scenic maple
.
subtle plover
Im a victim here 😔
Cry
mystic harbor
Im a victim here 😔
you are the criminal
scenic maple
wish i could be like that teacher who would just send both kids to the principal and let him deal with the drama
placid scroll
worthy cargo
58 minutes until interview
subtle plover
subtle plover
58 minutes until interview
Gl bor
worthy cargo
What kind of question can I expect? for a cybersecurity engineer role, mid level
subtle plover
What kind of question can I expect? for a cybersecurity engineer role, mid level
Depends on employer
worthy cargo
The person interviewing me is operations manager, I think
scenic maple
what did they ask u for soc
worthy cargo
The COO, cheif operation officer
lilac cipher
Bro asking 58 minutes before interview 
worthy cargo
I asked last night too
subtle plover
I had pt interview round 1 they ask me about adcs and kerberos and then round 3 they ask about what is curl and dns
worthy cargo
you were asleep
lilac cipher
you were asleep
Wrong i never sleep
subtle plover
I had pt interview round 1 they ask me about adcs and kerberos and then round 3 ...
@worthy cargo
worthy cargo
what is curl and dns? lol
worthy cargo
placid scroll
worthy cargo
Here's what they want
mystic harbor
I had pt interview round 1 they ask me about adcs and kerberos and then round 3 ...
What is AD 
subtle plover
Do you have some nice questions for them preperaed
worthy cargo
I just can't type while interviewing cuz I have blue key switches, they're loud
No I don't
subtle plover
I just can't type while interviewing cuz I have blue key switches, they're loud
Teams is pretty good at canceling them
worthy cargo
I got 'em now
gpt is daddy
Another person called for interview, left me a message, but so unclear, I can't make out the callback number.
She added me on linked in so I left her a phone message and a linked in DM
placid scroll
So you are a 1 person team?
worthy cargo
People should repeat their phone number twice when leaving a message, clearly in a clear voice
I'd hate to miss an opportunity cuz they ddin't leave a clear voice mail
I even did osint on the company and hiring manager, called and left a message on friday last week
now just wiaiting
naive hearth
gray wraith
Thats the best part, you dont, you own it. Like a BAWS
lilac cipher
@rose onyx accept my pr sir
gray wraith
Just a script kiddie 
rose onyx
<@98500552282873856> accept my pr sir <:pika:839541609518596157>
just got notif, i'm not adding your meoware
lilac cipher
subtle plover
<@98500552282873856> accept my pr sir <:pika:839541609518596157>
No
@rose onyx ban him from botnetbuddies
subtle plover
He didnt donate any troops
Previos interviews
Already work 2 month
No analyst
terse dirge
I had pt interview round 1 they ask me about adcs and kerberos and then round 3 ...
They're probably going to ask if you use arch btw on the next round of interviews
sturdy thistle
Time for beer
subtle plover
Daily?
subtle plover
Do it on the daily
terse dirge
Lmao
vivid flower
This just says to me that as an applicant you would waste the company's time
terse dirge
I'm doing lfs as we speak right now
subtle plover
Can i heat corn in the oven
scenic maple
I'm doing lfs as we speak right now
the last stage of being a linux user
exotic pendant
😄
scenic maple
you will eventually default to debian/ubuntu/arch when you get a family
or a stressful job
there is a reason why i use xfce now 😩
vivid flower
Xfce is comfy though are you saying youd rather use something else?
worthy cargo
US CITIZENS ONLY; No sponsorship available
You must have an OSCP or HackTheBox Certification
100% Remote
Salary Range: $75-135k plus bonuses, varies depending on your skill level
Wow HTB certs are being required!
Nice
scenic maple
US CITIZENS ONLY; No sponsorship available
*You must have an OSCP or HackTheBox...
did it say any htb cert really/
or cpts
worthy cargo
it's pentest job so I assume cpts
terse dirge
US CITIZENS ONLY; No sponsorship available
*You must have an OSCP or HackTheBox...
must need 5 years of experience
vivid flower
Im just glad h1b is 100k a head now
Every person here stands a better chance of actually being considered and im so here for it
gray wraith
very useful
Are there any differences
vivid flower
Thm users forever on the wakeup
meager kernel
Are there any differences
tons of retired machines for practice
meager kernel
Thm users forever on the wakeup
THM as in tryhackme?
vivid flower
Yep
meager kernel
yea same
i studied THM for few months and now came to HTB
HTB is genuinely on a different level than THM
in terms of difficulty
gray wraith
tons of retired machines for practice
Oh, yeah its pretty cool though im more invested in academy rn though I will prolly hop on more machine work soon
vivid flower
I started on thm as well
meager kernel
and advancement
topaz latch
Do you guys also have issues with pwnbox spawning on vip+
meager kernel
Oh, yeah its pretty cool though im more invested in academy rn though I will pro...
i have both academy sub and labs sub
scenic maple
back in the days thm didnt exist and you had hack into htb
gray wraith
i studied THM for few months and now came to HTB
I started with thm but switched to htb after like a week and never looked back 
scenic maple
and if you asked for help they would openly laugh about it and bully you
gray wraith
So glad I did
gray wraith
i have both academy sub and labs sub
Yea same
vivid flower
I was on htb then but i wasnt active
gray wraith
so thats makes 3 of us
Was it difficult?
worthy cargo
THM is a bunch of aholes running the place. They tried to tell me that I am a problem creator and create problems and can't be allowed to talk unless a mod is present...
All I said was, "You're not being very professional." to someone. They said I was rude.
Fuck THM
vivid flower
Anyone remember hackthissite?
gray wraith
Eventually i will
scenic maple
its just that i was new to all this and i had 0 idea what to do
worthy cargo
Someone told me about this place and over a year here, not a single problem with anyone
HTB > THM
that much is certain
scenic maple
i never really got into this i liked a highly edited video on yt so i thought why not see what this is
back when on corona
scenic maple
quiet kiln
HTB is genuinely on a different level than THM
They are cry babies anyways
vivid flower
Uh oh golam r u a bad harambe
scenic maple
Uh oh golam r u a bad harambe
why not a good one 😩
flint copper
ban golam and make him start over
scenic maple
you were drunk?
corona is not a drink tho
quiet kiln
I will get banned if I say why I started
scenic maple
tbh cant beat the guys who found it funny
vivid flower
lilac cipher
why tefuck did you delete
quiet kiln
Ahh illegal is a small word
scenic maple
its not that i just didnt want people to get the wrong idea
vivid flower
why abuse your mod
Server is pg13
vivid flower
You didnt get actioned its all just mod discretion
scenic maple
thats bullshit
if we still had the gatekeeping challenge it would have been cool
vivid flower
We love u
scenic maple
most of them left
exotic pendant
😄
lilac cipher
this is 0% alcohol so allowed
scenic maple
to your home ofc
gray wraith
I personally was learnjng to become a SE, read more abt hacking at some point, gave it a try and really enjoyed it all (practice, learning, studyIng) from the start
lilac cipher
- Do not impersonate other members.
This is very illegal in real life and it goes without saying that it should not happen in here either.
yeah thats a ban
scenic maple
i think my days are numbered here
gray wraith
> 6. Do not impersonate other members.
> This is very illegal in real life and i...
Thats social engineering
gray wraith
They got their docs signed
scenic maple
but who is the farmer
lilac cipher
@zealous charm is
scenic maple
maybe thats why he is so happy and not pissed
scenic maple
sir thedanpatrick 
hoary nebula
@lilac cipher
terse dirge
Wow gcc is taking forever to finish its tests
scenic maple
the compiler?
terse dirge
the compiler?
Ye
lilac cipher
compiler? barely know her
scenic maple
try llvm
scenic maple
i think there was a 0.0048 delay on gcc
but these optimization things barely matter
quiet kiln
scenic maple
But I need gcc <:sadge_business:901025284407590912>
the things men do for a job
zealous charm
<@211942149598478336> is
scenic maple
no hacking today?
i did do a module section so i hacked today
they do be aura farming sometimes
quasi lodge
they do be aura farming sometimes
hoary nebula
and if you asked for help they would openly laugh about it and bully you
its not the same here?
dusky jacinth
i did do a module section so i hacked today
This is how I keep myself motivated LMAO
mystic harbor
they do be aura farming sometimes
Looks similar
rustic carbon
https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388...
If I saw my cat like that I’d move out
dusky jacinth
Looks similar
Congrats on Elite
mystic harbor
Thanks
dusky jacinth
🫡
hoary nebula
This is how Golam dances
zealous charm
no hacking today?
PTO today 
rustic carbon
if I had another tea will I overdose on caffeine
scenic maple
PTO today <:HappyFace:861807529087467561>
hacking on pto is illegal sir
hoary nebula
what is PTO
scenic maple
paid time off
hoary nebula
oh
rustic carbon
Short for potato
scenic maple
but does it want you to finish it
hoary nebula
hoary nebula
scenic maple
bayharbour prolab breaker
rustic carbon
Damn I need to watch the last bit of Dexter
hoary nebula
Dexter is such a goated serie
rustic carbon
I don’t have Netflix anymore
scenic maple
Damn I need to watch the last bit of Dexter
doakes is behind it all
rustic carbon
I need to get more Netflix
scenic maple
he is the bay harbour butcher
rustic carbon
he is the bay harbour butcher
I watched all that bit
hoary nebula
he is the bay harbour butcher
damn spoilerrrrr
subtle plover
damn spoilerrrrr
rustic carbon
hoary nebula
<:fingerguns:589118464162005017> <:fingerguns:589118464162005017> <:pika:8395416...
finally you are awake
scenic maple
latest potato exploit
subtle plover
What’s LPE?
Ligma privilege escalation
rustic carbon
finally you are awake
Nooo you didn’t post the meme of it
zealous charm
hacking on pto is illegal sir
The best time to submit P1 bug bounty bugs 
mystic harbor
latest potato exploit
I wanna exploit a potato one day
worthy cargo
2 min til interview
minor pike
i see
rustic carbon
2 min til interview
Ohhh good luck
worthy cargo
Thank you
hoary nebula
Nooo you didn’t post the meme of it
hoary nebula
tell them u are hacker rank on HTB
subtle plover
And thm top1%
mystic harbor
Fake it till you make it
rustic carbon
Make it, then fake it
scenic maple
specify its AlexFC129's seal of aproval
you mean queuemark?
minor pike
you mean queuemark?
what?
mystic harbor
Make sure to tell them u use arch
Windows is better
minor pike
oh
scenic maple
minor pike
no
scenic maple
yes
subtle plover
Windows is better <:waz:1424888525202915403>
No macos
minor pike
thats defamation
rustic carbon
Windows is better <:waz:1424888525202915403>
I heard anything below windows 11 will be useless
terse dirge
gcc is still testing??!!! 
scenic maple
bor is slower then selenium
subtle plover
I heard anything below windows 11 will be useless
Yes every windoes version is useless
scenic maple
what r u testing
minor pike
bor is slower then selenium
it was like 5 months ago
scenic maple
what was
rustic carbon
Yes every windoes version is useless
Even 11 😆
scenic maple
there is no windows after 11 because of water wars
subtle plover
is the only good OS
subtle plover
Only os acceptable
minor pike
Only os acceptable
Temple OS
hoary nebula
Omarchy
scenic maple
pov : it cant install its a thinkpad
subtle plover
MeowarOS
rustic carbon
there is no windows after 11 because of water wars
There’s water wars?
maiden anvil
@zealous charm I got an email today saying that if I dont call a number I might miss my opportunity to have my student loan forgiven
scenic maple
There’s water wars?
yes
minor pike
well
rustic carbon
Well
minor pike
<@211942149598478336> I got an email today saying that if I dont call a number I...
seems like you have a good deal on ure hands
mystic harbor
pov : it cant install its a thinkpad
How fast are u bro 💀
scenic maple
<@211942149598478336> I got an email today saying that if I dont call a number I...
do you have student loan
yes
rustic carbon
Damn we coulda had three
maiden anvil
do you have student loan
I joined the military straight out of school so no I dont have a student loan 
minor pike
what?
minor pike
im really slow guys
mystic harbor
@scenic maple Please u monkey type score
scenic maple
I joined the military straight out of school so no I dont have a student loan <:...
but what if you want it forgiven anyway
minor pike
i have built in lag
scenic maple
<@753155767615356929> Please u monkey type score <:prayge:867733100925550592>
dont have one
mystic harbor
dont have one
Do right now
minor pike
Do right now
(didnt get the joke)
zealous charm
I joined the military straight out of school so no I dont have a student loan <:...
One of my friends has $120k in student loans and she works in HR (not even a doctor or anything)
mystic harbor
(didnt get the joke)
There's no joke golam is on fire
minor pike
There's no joke golam is on fire
i dont have one
cuz u said submit u monkeys type score
he does not have a monkey
i think thats the joke
or maybe im the joke
mystic harbor
minor pike
am i tweaking?
hoary nebula
mystic harbor
Idk ask golem what he meant
scenic maple
hoary nebula
76
scenic maple
mystic harbor
Same
scenic maple
maybe i just think faster
scenic maple
whats yalls?
scenic maple
i mean does it really matter at the end of the day
minor pike
i mean does it really matter at the end of the day
(cope)
subtle plover
No
scenic maple
if your job isnt writing down hand written text in computer
i dont see how it benefits
minor pike
if your job isnt writing down hand written text in computer
well you never know
mystic harbor
minor pike
someday you are a CS student
mystic harbor
i dont see how it benefits
Winning arguments
minor pike
the other you are a court writer
scenic maple
well you never know
whats yours?
minor pike
Winning arguments <:pika:839541609518596157>
quoting song lyrics
minor pike
i type with 6 fingers so
what?
hoary nebula
mystic harbor
1% from next trade mine
scenic maple
the first 3 from each hand
minor pike
got confused
hoary nebula
@subtle plover you do it now
native plume
I want to try too
maiden anvil
thats what winning looks like @zealous charm
scenic maple
maybe i should learn how do with 10
minor pike
maybe i should learn how do with 10
can you do a backflip?
zealous charm
thats what winning looks like <@211942149598478336> <:waz:1424888525202915403>
Living the american dream
scenic maple
never tried
minor pike
bummer.
subtle plover
<@353113617643601931> you do it now
Ok
minor pike
im ass at typing on phone thou