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one punch man failed to capture me at s1
Are u a pokemon
the super tiny monsters that wanted to challenge him were hilarious. the rest was kind of meh
s1 was great, and i followed the manga/comic/etc all the way, but this first episode was unforgivable
False
there was no humor, there was no action, and most importantly, there was no punch
all I know is Naruto and Evangelion 
this first episode might as well have been a slide show with subtitles
lol idk how i stumbled into some guys malware hosting server
God damn it youngins these days communicate with GIFS
Back in my day we used WORDS
Briv
it's pronounced "ziff"
yiff
i can't even read
vibe coding just feeding gifs into Claude
Next billion-dollars startup be like
of my profile
golam knows everyone
you are the guy who kept asking the same question in cubes talk to the point that it became annoying afaik
but they were also not answering.. its 50 50 fault
But again the question "will ai hack the box" are annoying
if ai can do what people are doing then people should not do those jobs
those are not worthy of human intelligence
yeah but shadow's server tag is something which ai cant replace
I remember when i found the wolframalpha
It was soo amazing
@cloud osprey I liked it
At what part are we on s3e1
My theory on One punch man is
Saitama is a monster
Just like other monster
Just sane and not much changes in physical appearance
So is garou but he wasn't the protagonist
!remindme 6 years
Nah, i not in mood today
Headache 
the part where they talked without the camera facing them and nothing happened? because that was the whole episode
its just the pilot, setting up things
could have been a power point
Brother tell me which part are we on
s3e1
Your body is terraform
Riddle solved
They dont call me red teamer for nothing
What do u do?
I do cyber security
do you make money out of it
I work legit for pwned labs
you work at pwned labs?
basically like htb but for cloud
cHTB
What kind of 🐈 
Depression medication is working wonders
Any 😼
Which one
I will find you the finest and dm it

do tombwatcher
Ippsec just released the video
Like few hours ago
Last season machine iirc
Don't use uv, use pipx to install shit
Ok i didn't know that
Go do darkcorp
You might be able to finish it before sleeping
Mine doesn't works idk why
What doesn't work
what im gonna start tomorrow is "intro to red teaming" track
Pipx
Got cubes?
Yeah what's the issue
Idk just gets stuck after running install 😂
for specific types of machines
Oh i get that too
I can't remember how I fixed it
But it's something about certs
Do verbose flag
It's just stuck for days
Just add -v and you'll see
man ippsec has made ALOT of walkthroughs
all retired machines walkthrough video see his jg
i had a question
should i attempt the machine first for few hours before checking his walkthrough?
or should i just start the machine along with his walkthrough?
what would be a better way
yes never do anything today you can postpone tomorrow
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab
Translate: don't procrastinate
Me procrastinating
but why did you say it today when you could have said it tomorrow
Jo kuch aap aaj kar sakte hain, kal bhee kar sakte hain
Translation: Go ahead, procrastinate 🤣
You should see my watch later list
The YouTube watch later
I’ve never watched them later
Dont
I have college in the morning
And gym too before that
Gotta sleep, chop chop
push day tomorow
Someone said they don't goto college 💀
I saved a screenshot of that to motivate my procrastinating a**
Of that someone
If we're talking about that someone
no, spreading the attitude was more important
I'm gonna push myself tomorrow to finish whole week work on Monday
Then I can do shits for next few days
pg13 server
Oh yeah true
malevolent shrine
I was on another tab browsing and I saw things cleaner than I remember
Did I embed fail
Ops
Nevermind that was my client acting weird
Lmao even I dont
The picture is a blurry close-up of a cat with large, dark eyes, and is an example of surreal internet humor.
How I feel after a coffee
Do you also have an orange cat
We could start an orange cat army with all the orange cats we have on the server.
I had an orange cat once
Orange fumnb catr
Yeah
I don't have any, but my gallery is full of them due to someone
If i ever get any orange cat, it will be this
Gandalf cat
The wisdom
Dude that’s Mr miyagi
I had one when I was a child and got one this time last year.
Meowagi
including the creepy pasta?
I barely take care of myself
All
What about rigatoni
Try a pet snake
It will also know all lores
I'll get those cute mini dragon someday
Oh.
That’s fair enough, they’re a big responsibility
Yep i literally forget to eat
Looks like a tegu that’s been painted blue
just to be sure sure
I remember once in lockdown I was living alone
I slept for almost 50h straight
Woke up with no energy to move or eat
Neighbour came with food
Sleep more than 24h isn't worth it
If I don’t want to eat I still get up to feed everything else and then I go back to bed.
What about polyphasic sleep
It's more about forgetting 💀
That’s so cute
Idk what that is
Pls do not start Covid26
I don’t need to remember. They tell me they’re hungry
I said cute, not delicious 😂
So cute I could just Om nom nom
Nom nom 
😆

I used to go out late of a night to go watch the bats
When I was very very little we even had them at my first ever address. Used to get them at the back of the garden high up in the trees
The. Went straight for ceiling fan and died
Hehe i imagine their skin would be velvety
They bitey
Yeah i just imagine, wouldn't touch even per one
Ask Gemini
That are just flying rat to me
Time to eat a bat
I forgot what i asked about
There was a massive debate on the web a long time ago about how a sharks skin feels like
Recipe for bat soup?
Nah if rather have some juicy mutton
Just like fish?
buffy fish
Some were saying sandpaper and some were saying smooth
Do they have scales?
smooth
Hmm it wouldn't be scratchy like sandpaper
it's smooth
I used to be in some funny fb groups back in the day
Are u 50+
No I just can solve Navier Stokes
What is fb
What's that about?
I remember seeing a video today which mentioned it
It was about fluid or something
Fluid Dynamics yeah
I’m 31
Yeah my knowledge base is soo huge
But im basically 50
I feel like a dinosaur
Which one
We were in a fb group where everyone acted like ants and there were thousands of us. We go shut down in the end.
Damn I did some research
Shark skin is only smooth when they are moving
this is how hydrodynamic they are
I dunno but we were all worker ants and everyone would just say “LIFT” “BRING FOOD TO QUEEN” “MARCH”
Pretty sure queen was some old dude?
Dead shark skin is great sandpaper
Thousands of comments saying LIFT
LIFT
LIFT
That's not even ant yes
thats like a locust
Uhhh I wanna be an anklyosaurous with the FAT tail
The new ones are small
Then they get huge ones
Weird choice but alright
Why not some flying type
Just like a game
I’m like short and stubby
embed fail 
Wpic fail
That dinosaurs perfect
Why it do that
U have no perms
It slaps with its tail
It just waddle along
Stegosaurus W
Like me 😂
Well with that body, you would need to eat once per month so works out
Raptor
I realised i don't know much about dinosaur species
That's a huge gap in knowledge to shitpost
T tex sucks
facts
Why’s it at the skate park
yes
Pwnsaurus
Websaurus
Gonna find the tierlist video on dinosaur
Sweet and salty
And pick the s tier
Next week I’m gonna level up my account. My shit posting is being moist
Your shit posting is being sweaty and salty
Funny discord shit
Heh heh
You can name your channel moist in community server and it's okay
But u CANT make it curvy
Not sweaty anymore; it’s bloody freezing over here
Discord community guidelines doesn't allow it
makes sense
moistness is only dangerous when its also curvy
so curviness is the dangerous condition
I had a girl try to fight me once for saying the word moist.
You can probably do worse
But i find it funny when not curvy
She said she hated it and that was my problem apparently
I have my friend getting banned for that name
He been using it for years
did u win
yeah, did u win?
Like I said, tried
Well you know the drill right
If she leaves you for another;
There's always her mother

damn
from a girl?
Donk her on the head with my walking stick
Reverge is a dish served old or something
I never got into real fights
Cuz once i waa fighting my friend
Just friendly spar ig
And he kicked me
I tried to stop with my hand
What about all those imaginary lightsaber fights you get in on a daily basis?
Offt same reason I don’t play basketball anymore.
And me criket
Right into balls
It was the big bang
And made me stop playing cricket
big bang, except you are now infertile
No but frr that’s so unfortunate. Hurting a finger is annoying because then you really realise how much you need it.
That's what she said
Thus still hurts when cold 💀
I hide it from parents
And let it heal by itself, i fixed the finger by myself but ig it didn't heal properly
If it's true , wasted money on protection 
what

Like sweaters and shits?
Sorry I am into plasma
You can donate plasma can’t you
I saw a project whertq they make that tesla tower(? Or whatever it is called)
To kill mosquitoes
Not blood plasma
In America you can donate anything for money I swear
Plasma the state of matter
He's picky vampire
Ita illegal to do that for money iirc
Trump would disagree
Even she is disagreeing
@lilac cipher
😡
trump is a programmer
vibes
Regex gives me regrets
aura
Jk it's nice
I wish my chatgpt spoke me to with that level of simplicity
Cgpt chan is nice
Mine sends me around the clock
Can just convince it to tell u stuff
It speaks to me in riddles and metaphors
@grok is this true
I do but it tells me everything in techy talk.
I end up on a trip to mars
Again?
go ask it to roast you and show
I end up so far into the meaning of something else that I’m completely off track 😅
Alright, I know my chatgpt knows me so this might throw me off 🙃
Yeah waiting
If i do interview, I'll ask them to do it. 

Bros preparing me
asking for confirmation
Crying already 😆
If you gonna cry, it wasn't me
consent eh
Bro.
It was my cat that asked for this
“You call yourself Stealth, but with how much digital noise you make, even Windows Defender got you bookmarked.”
Fuuuuu
💀
lol
“You’ve been studying cybersecurity so long, your Wi-Fi probably encrypts your feelings too.” 💀
“You said you specialize in “digital forensics,” but I bet your recycle bin has more open cases than you do.” 🥀
You can ask it to praise you afterwards
“You don’t get ghosted — you just call it packet loss.”
Nah it isn't giving you real roast
“And your hoodie preference? Small logo, right chest? Yeah, because the left side already carries the weight of your trust issues.”
Wowza
My chatgpt lmao
please roast me as rudely as you can, don't hold back anything and don't sugarcoat any words
That last one was personal
That's actually a great line to use lmao
I'll remember it
Ok I will ask my ChatGPT to roast me now, got curious
No babe, it just has extra responsibility to carry
You: the person who can name every obscure protecting group in an NMR blindfolded, yet will debug a one-line Python script like it’s an unsolvable orbital symmetry problem. You treat pipettes like artisanal instruments and git like a mysterious reagent you only half-remember where you left. Cute.
I don’t want to ask my ChatGPT to praise me because I’ve shaped it in a way to be truthful and not very nice 🙂↔️
Called me cute
Do it
Test the limits
And soo much for anonymity
Stealth chan 
2 days 2 OSINT operation success
My chatgpt was tripping with this one “You’ve done so many forensic scans, your hard drive calls you “Daddy Chain of Custody.”
Hm so a long long time Ago I got stuck in a “situation”. So I spent weeks and weeks convincing my ChatGPT I was this character I created to help me work through my own case.
Thoughts on HolyC and TempleOS users?
Jedi shit
Hey, whatsup guys.
I need it to help me without questioning me all the time. To be fair I am not a criminal and have a clean slate so to say, I didn’t feel as guilty lying to it.
It still questions me sometimes.
Mine
I think deepseek is less judgemental
Yah
But I like the things I’ve got with chatgpt
Wrapped in git repo 😂
I noticed lately that chatgpt filters too many good responses
Last 3rd is funny amf real
We talk about some attack
After 30 min into Convo
"Sorry I can't talk about it"
We have to sacrifice ethics in order to achieve great things
Got repo is my nemesis
I just say
Let's talk about it under the rule
And it loosens up
Alright ots 1am
And Monday
Time to slewo
Slwep
E
Aussie
I don’t, I don’t sacrifice morals or anything
Nighttt
Goodnight
I'm referring to the censorship of some AIs
Haha the last one “You took that nuclear blast like a pro, which officially means your Roast Resilience Level = Advanced Threat (APT-rated).”
It’s so funny
Apt rated
Musica Cubana
Zzzzomaxxx
MURICA?!
azomaxie
Any hangover cures guys?
I am an expert
sprite and electrolytes
Mostly hydration
Electrolytes is good
Dschermanyyyy
Maybe not, acid could not be the best for the stomach
thats a L buddy
Eh its sunday anyways
Everything closed
Was this normalised for all eu after covid?
Just drink some water and rest
Im doing challenges 😼
general question do you think colleges specifically in egypt teach you cybersecurity as good as open sources ?
ill take that as a no
Try to learn on HTB whilst u do Cyber in college then u will be the best
Idk I would never go to college but I'm just an idiot
well for me
im currently 2nd year in college
and i still havent learned a single shit
about cybersecurity or cyber forensics
This is probably good advice
Thats why I added HTB in there
Because in the cyber programs like half of it is just basics
Btw Basics are very valuable
yes but i didnt learn anything valuable untill now sadly
HTB is my main source of info about redteaming
even linux basics like command and navigating
The courses are still probably giving you a solid foundation
they say i will get to these things by 4th year but im not wasting 2 years from now on for nothing y know
But TBH when I was in college I was spending more time on HTB than on my course work
thats a big yes
thats solid work tho
my brother adviced me to hop on HTB if i want to learn more about cyber security and how to master its stuff
but he dosent really help me sometimes XD
hes been on the field since 2007
Let me tell u one thing that will end this discussion
Even if u finished 10 colleges and all the HTB certs u will not be done learning
yes i get that
So the question is not "what to learn" but instead "how well and fast can u learn"
thats a solid respond ya sa7by
i totally understand you
i just wanted to know if is it just me or everyone else
Information in cyber security is like pokemon
U gotta grind that shit keep walking left and right
And catch em all
alright
hey twin.
Ayo
Ayo watch yo jet
Im doing acknowledge the corn
wzp
Damn have i missed blue stuff
oh, challenge?
I gotta start with sherlocks
Yeah
Def good stuff there
digintal fermentation
digital fermentation?
what the helliante
not today
😔
this is me
because no htb uni announcement
Do you guys recommend doing paths or easy ctfs with walktrough to learn the basics
just do ctf, boxes, challenges
1 on htb
godahmm
Don't be fooled he got all his knowledge from @oak barn
You're so kind jean @patent elbow is grateful for everything you've done
yeah np
Tell him he needs to quit playing league for his sanity

no i will not
Shhh jean will convince you
Why did they rename codetwo to codeparttwo

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I did both
They definitely seemed like separate boxes to me
this is my favourite joke this month
What was it last month
sorry september was bad but august had a great one
Hmmm i remember that lol
we lurk too much here 
U only have 3k messages here
Rookie
Yapp more
june is my favorite month of the year i love all the rainbows i really like colors i think they look nice not sure why people are so upset about that lol 🌈
And how the hell did he know I was struggling with expressway 4 hours ago since I mentioned it 10 hours ago? 💀
@rustic carbon
Yee?
Get pinged
Na but fr
anyone able to get mssql-cli installed and working on kali linux? I have Kali 6.12.13-1 using venv and Python 3.13.2 and have been fighting incompatible dependencies for a couple hours now.
Ok dan no ping 
Hopefully I'll become omni after I became a cat now
I love SQLi.
@everyone ping @lilac cipher hes acting like hes busy
Very busy no ping
Ok no ping @lilac cipher
@lilac cipher I won't ping sry vro
Last time you were done with sqli after a couple of days
@lilac cipher
Na seriously tho did this dude DM you guys too?
I get dmed all the time
It was just a slump @lilac cipher, I'll always love SQLi deep inside
True love always finds a way
Bro I got DMed about the expressway complaint I had to you guys 10 hours ago, but he sent me the DM 4 hours ago
Ban sql as a language
Wtf
Real
Do not do that.
SQL and php
And java
I have no opinion on java yet
I will tho in a month 💀👍
Also JavaScript please
Are you forced
Just quit IT ffs
And all its frameworks
Java is so most powerful language.
College cringe drop out tomorrow
Did you know that Java runs on your SIM card ?
on purpose :)
I want you to read the whole page.
Twice.
Still busy @lilac cipher ?
Ye dude sketchy asf I blocked him 💀🥀
I guess I have to throw away my sim card now
Also @lilac cipher you're doing great man keep it going
Not only your SIM card, you'll become amish in no time
Don't ping me listening to black eyed beans
Hear me out I'll go to college try java and then I'll come back and tell you if I agree or not 💀
What is this @lilac cipher ?
HAHAHA

That's dope @lilac cipher !
Rumors say they put coffee because you'll be OD in caffeine because of it
But I prefer this @lilac cipher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JZnj4eNHXE
Our teaser video for JavaZone 2010 featuring Jenny Skavlan.
For more info see http://jz10.java.no and our program on http://jz10.java.no/agenda
Java is boring af you need 20 coffees to not fall asleep
I'm dead 😭
Man idk about java but I don't think it will be as boring as php
Php and js is brainfuck
I know php and java
And js
Java is the most boring of there 3
By far
I know js I'll learn java in a week and I tried learning php and didn't end well
Laughs in FORTRAN
You guys make java sound like hell 💀
Largest piece of dogshit
You'll get to know of these 3
Bro if I don't pass java in college Imma crashout
But there are worst
I can't lose my top performance here 💀
Heard some shit about assembly
What's wrong with Brainfuck ?
military strategy
Huh?
I tried learning java, I didn't understand all of the boilerplate code and working with things that are written in java like opensearch or logstash aren't fun
You prefer Piet ? Piet is good I have to admit
that is something I can live with 
Well this is gonna be a fun 6 month journey 💀
This was compiled in netbeans on java 1.8
Brainfuck is a languaje you'll learn in college
I don't think so
But is it actually a language?
I didn't know lmao
Yes
Damn
Look it up
I'll learn it by myself
Don't use on production please
java design patterns are also god awful just like most code bases that use OOP
My brother won't stop lying
Huh?
I call them Russian doll like code bases
Designs? 💀
Oh no
Brainfuck language 💀 Don't ever let this thing go to production for whatever reason lol
Nice art
HAHAHA THAT BAD? 😭
"oh this wraps a class" "this class wrapper wraps another class" 🔁
Thank you 🔥
There's so much that you don't know
https://esolangs.org/wiki/Language_list
Misinformation is a source of information once you check it out
Tbh it's not a language that people would write projects and maintain
Draw a swordsman cat
It's like uhh idk how to say, just look it up 💀
... Was it really a good idea going for software engineering.? 🥲
also java doesn't scale that great and runs like shit in docker containers from my experience
Alright I'll try that
The worst choice you've ever made brother !
If only Docker was a SIM card ...
Trying trying..
I didn't want to tag you
Same, i didn't want to tag you @lilac cipher, sorry
Thank god I'll have Linux fundamentals in college so I'll master them
one complements the other
"erm actually you need to specify more ram in the JVM options" but why? Why can't java scale on its own? Oh that's right because it's outdated trash still compiling on its own VM.
Ehh kinda..
Trust me
But the good news is once you learn a language then other ones will be easier to pick up
Because it can run on a toaster.
ye
Toasters don't scale.
I've learned a ton already I feel like 💀
java's compile times are also shit
you kidding right ?
I can write a whole essay on why java is trash 
Stick to a language you feel comfortable with for now
Holy trinity of web
C,c++
Php SQL python
Java no script
CyberChronos draw a samurai fox 
What lol no it’s not
you wouldn't use a low level language for web servers bruh
It's not what?
I did stick with Python for like 2 years back then
Why ?
Holy trinity is html css JavaScript
One of the worst things I've ever been made to do was a web server in C++

Well say that to my college not me 💀
he said that indirectly
because stuff like go exists if you need a compiled language 
Best web server I know of
https://redbean.dev/
Ceald, good?
I didn't wanna write html CSS js
But yee
That's what I meant
so many things to write
Fr
Node.js
JavaScript >
I have a love hate relationship with c++ personally lol
I don’t touch anything low level
or challenge coins and give them out at cyber conventions 
Javascript is awesome (so is Martin Kleppe)
https://aem1k.com/world/
OSX user

@exotic pendant
lol what is this gif 😭
It's when electric charges move from one material to another
nice explaination
(is it accurate tho ? I ain't no physicist)
Ah I thought you would say something like ms dos lmao
Bru
Why did I laugh at this 💀
How much?
I didn’t look at the price tag I just bought it
does it come with galaxy gas?
oh nice
aw man, I was hoping for blue razzberry
You ok @lilac cipher ?

Happy (Canadian) thanksgiving
Im not even canadian
Not with that attitude
Im sorry i really am
But happy turkey eating to you too!
Only 3 hours later
I was playing BF6, shush you lol
how was it?
It's raining!!
Water is life
@royal wraith still loving sqli?
I never left
True, true
Haven't heard from him for a long time
sqlmap go brrr
because we didn't really have a monsoon season here in arizona this year
What are your thoughts on it? I like it so far but it also has an uncanny feeling to it.
BF6 Campaign was.... ALRIGHT. It was very all over the place, not concise story telling, the second to last mission was fun though. But again, just felt.... rushed
Multiplayer is full of sweats of course. But still pretty fun'
lock in mate
Most of the cool stuff, and unlocks are after rank 20. Still grinding away, on rank 13. There's people here who are already rank 40....
Lord lol im rank 9
did u lose the open beta rank?
I didnt play open beta
I played open beta, and yah, it doesn't transfer over
The tanks drive weird. Bf6 has a feeling that Im not used to yet.
I feel like I need to pop my ear drum
My ears have got this weird earthquake noise going on
damn i took a 6 hoyr nap

The planes too. they don't respond as War Thunder does, I'm not used to that
And don't get me started on the AI driving/ scripted driving in campaign, jesus stuttering batman
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I fucking hate Gen Alpha...
old
I work in education IT...... I feel old every single day
Is it bad?
ill take gen alpha over boomers any day
Being older is a good opportunity to be wiser. I don't think it's such a bad thing
When I go to the elementary schools, I just get non stopped asked "Who are you?"
"Hey Unc"
i miss paint meme videos
Good kids
i had a boomer get her vpn creds hacked. her password was summe2025!. after we did incident response, she changed her password to october2025! and she got hacked again two days later
next time "novemberrains2025"
paint videos = PEAK
me explain how I get the user flag
What GIF is that 
I just searched "goals"
lol
I think it's best to click carefull lol
let's go study javascript 
Pwn sum nubs in BF6?
God I hate writing like that lol
in cs or valorant
Same.. lol
Some kid sent a picture of a BTS member to a load of staff members and student via one giant CC and I had to inform people it wasn’t a cyber attack.. just a kpop star
I also had to yank an email that was sent in mass from a student that just had a “jarvis…” meme that said “jarvis… jerk it a little” hahah
metallic madness
I love SQLi.
@royal wraith
@lilac cipher
Why do y'all ping poor ZQA again and again
poor? he is actually rich
who let this little cat on a laptop
Its fine they can't destroy me 
Damn
Guys ping him more
i ordered chinese food. why did they give me two pencils instead of a fork?
Good question

|| @lilac cipher ||
I have a security engineer job interview tomorrow
studying for that
I don't fit half the job description yet they still want to interview me
I know dick about FedRAMP and CMMC frameworks
I guess while you're on the internet it's better to do something productive than literally waste time, between playing and doing projects only one is really good for my future.
the latter sounds like a new drug
I have no hands on experience in devsecops but I watched some videos for github actions and automating SAST scanning on gitt pushes
CEH
how old are you guys ? , and when you guys started your journey ?, just asking for some motivation to start my journey in this field
actually AI is just replacing all of us a motivation can be get a job in the future or just enjoy programming and exploiting systems
im 105 btw
start as early as possible
that sound littel scary
rookie
yes sure . just trying ASAP , i am just shifting from web developer to this
I think that if you see what you want to do as a game, everything will be easier, I don't say like a game in a bad way, if you want to succeed you must put effort and time, I mean that it is not a burden, something boring or redundant for you, I feel that the field of cybersecurity, exploiting systems, can be like a puzzle and if you like it I assure you that everything will be easier and you will go very far, today with the help of technologies and artificial intelligence you can find very didactic and personalized ways to learn
sure i will keep this in my mind , thnx...
I’m 29 and have been in IT for about 4ish years but have always been most drawn to the security side of things. I am also stupid.
Started learning stuff when I was 23 and tired of working as a line cook and being a degenerate
unc
oo nice ...
good way to motivate someone



