general

[pure kayak]

its a kindof a cheese i guess, we just use cream i think

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-watermelon-watermelon-cat-eating-cat-kitty-gif-2333377029565336946

[sweet lintel]

Lol - Pwned

[ornate ibex]

oh why?

[eternal mango]

Yet again lol

[scenic maple]

not the first time

[eternal mango]

They will have a new one in hours

[sweet lintel]

Yet again indeed

[eternal mango]

Pieces of shit

[scenic maple]

why th do they not sieze the thng forever like taking it down every few months seems cringe

[meager kernel]

inconvienence

[sweet lintel]

Different provider each time, and often backdoored and kept online

[ornate ibex]

I can understand, having to get down at both the border checks

but otherwise ig it is fine..

[meager kernel]

yea

tbh there are better places you can visit and have more fun at

just go to europe 😸

[pure kayak]

i imagine india -> pak is pretty cheap

like it's right next door

[scenic maple]

back in my grandpas days you could move from here to karachi with 10$

via boat

[ornate ibex]

BD to Karachi on boat?

[rose onyx]

up hill both ways

[scenic maple]

yeah well not boat more like big ship

[meager kernel]

i visited Dubai in January, it was pretty fun but after a week, it felt boring tbh

[scenic maple]

its a dessert duh

[ornate ibex]

Yep

[pure kayak]

did you see burg khalifa buddy

[meager kernel]

yes

[pure kayak]

tallest glass building for the unaware

[scenic maple]

wonder how long can it stay the tallest building

[meager kernel]

yea, the places to visit are also fun but there are limited places

[scenic maple]

i think it is the tallest building still not just in glass category

[pure kayak]

yes buddy

[meager kernel]

i think Dubai is a place where you can have senseless hedonistic pleasure if youre willing to spend the money on it

[scenic maple]

wonder what they would do

after they run out of oil tho

[meager kernel]

its filled with hookah shops and bars

where you can drink

[pure kayak]

the're shifting to other stuff already

[sweet lintel]

In Dubai you can have literally anything if you're willing to spend the money on it

[meager kernel]

and variety of alcohol

[scenic maple]

yes but they arent making enough money to replace oil

like saudi is going hard on sports

[meager kernel]

if i was a drinker, i wouldve enjoyed dubai more

[sweet lintel]

They also just bought EA, so there's that

[pure kayak]

i'm planning on going to saudia for blachat MEA

[meager kernel]

true

[pure kayak]

not sure if i'll be able to but its a plan

[scenic maple]

what will it cost

in $

[pure kayak]

one sec

[meager kernel]

if i had my laptop in dubai, it wouldve been more fun

[meager kernel]

plenty

[pure kayak]

like 1.2k$ i think

[scenic maple]

dang

[pure kayak]

if i go, it'll be with coworker group and shared expenses so cheaper than it could be

[scenic maple]

but are the benefits worth it

🤔

[pure kayak]

i'll go for umrah buddy

event is in riyadh and from there to makkha/medina

[scenic maple]

make prayers for me

[pure kayak]

sure buddy i'll pray for ur farm

[scenic maple]

not for farm

for me

[pure kayak]

what happened to farm plan

[scenic maple]

farm can happen if i do well

[old yarrow]

guys i should go Pentest or SOC

[green kite]

impossible for us to answer

you gotta do what you would like to do

[warped plank]

Hear me out: do both, now you're a purple teamer

[old yarrow]

u do pentest or soc

[green kite]

I do neither

I am a dev

just a simple dev

[old yarrow]

idk gotta go blue first then study red abit before going purple

[warped plank]

[warped plank]

so you do know what to do...

[supple plume]

Hi sinple dev

[green kite]

hello echo

[old yarrow]

pentest and soc is in blue

[warped plank]

pentest is technically red...

there's just a difference between red-teaming and pentesting but it's technically in red.

[old yarrow]

no pentest is blue i asked a cyber sec company i interned

[eternal mango]

It is not

[supple plume]

Bro

Penetration testing

[warped plank]

So uhm, I'mma go ahead and say you do not wanna work for them...

[old yarrow]

it is like debuggers or sth

[supple plume]

Ofc

[eternal mango]

lol

[warped plank]

[eternal mango]

Ok I'm going back to spaceships

[warped plank]

debuggers aren't on either side they're devs

[eternal mango]

I mean.. debugging tools are valuable for red too

[supple plume]

I've been red teaming with console.log without knowing

[eternal mango]

F12 hax0rs

gdb

[supple plume]

All this time

[warped plank]

well, yeah but red don't fix the bugs, they just report em

[eternal mango]

Yeah, but those tools help you find the bugs too 😄

Anyway

[old yarrow]

isnt soc like sitting and look at screen and spot things

[supple plume]

Everything is that

[warped plank]

Cybersecurity: ambiguous terms always

[eternal mango]

SOC is what I wear on my foot

[old yarrow]

do u need to know code for soc

[heady sage]

Oh did I tell you goblin?

[eternal mango]

No, just feet

[old yarrow]

wdym by this

[heady sage]

I got an interview at Crowdstrike

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/sucker-socks-gif-27486678

[heady sage]

@eternal mango

[pure kayak]

wow trolling by htb staff

[supple plume]

💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

[eternal mango]

I'm on holiday

[heady sage]

Are you now?

[green kite]

socs?

who wears socks now

its still > 10 C

[eternal mango]

Niiiice Vader! 😄

[green kite]

fuck socks

[torn cedar]

Nice Vader

[eternal mango]

Crusty..

[warped plank]

Entry level soc analysts don't code, it's mostly the seniors who setup the soc, and even then it's not coding it's mostly configuring alerts and stuff

[green kite]

ew

[eternal mango]

mmhm

Ok I'll stop

[pure kayak]

bro never washed them

[green kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4eIimnSW4vhd4Mljoqbaqx @eternal mango

to get you in working mood

[supple plume]

Mind if I do

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-party-gif-11781022180037669995

[scenic maple]

does writing javascript count as dev

[green kite]

yes

HTML too

[pure kayak]

yes buddy

[supple plume]

So bad music tastes like Coca-Cola

[warped plank]

what about CSS?

[warped plank]

cos my website's CSS has more bugs than my non-existent codebase

[scenic maple]

thanks buddy i knew you will be there for me

[green kite]

https://mx.wtf/

[pure kayak]

you're welcome buddy

[supple plume]

Whats this

[green kite]

exactly

[eternal mango]

Is CSS Turing complete yet?

[scenic maple]

yes it is

[old yarrow]

soc makes like six figures right

[eternal mango]

Is it?

On its own, without JS?

[scenic maple]

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2497146/is-css-turing-complete

[eternal mango]

🤣

[supple plume]

It makes 7 figurines of star wars

[scenic maple]

😩 but u can use hacks for it

[eternal mango]

If I can use hacks to make something turing complete, then my big toe is turing complete

[scenic maple]

well ofc it is

[eternal mango]

points to jar on the shelf

(joking, my toe is not in a jar on the shelf)

[warped plank]

it's obviously in a jar in the freezer

[green kite]

did you clip your nails at least?

[warped plank]

he doesn't have to, it won't grow in the freezer

[scenic maple]

here is ur toe wreaking havoc

[warped plank]

[eternal mango]

No need, it's in the freezer Yes, of course!

[scenic maple]

they live in a cold world

[eternal mango]

so cold

Where's Ceald

[supple plume]

Is hot here

[scenic maple]

he is making is own wazuh

andn htb tui

[supple plume]

Aright I'm going to get ready for the 1000km trip

Cya 🐈

[eternal mango]

God damn this little brain fart of a game is actually starting to be fun to test hahah

[green kite]

where you going @supple plume

[eternal mango]

Gonna feed in all the weapon and module tables from EVE Online, then name it ADAM

😅

[supple plume]

To a desert to sign a low wage contract and move there in order to survive

[rustic carbon]

if someone is doing malware analysis could he be a malware developer and if doing malware developer could he be a malware analysis

[eternal mango]

Yes?

But, can a fork be a spoon?

Damn it sorry, I said I'd stop

[rustic carbon]

no way

[supple plume]

I dont see why not

[eternal mango]

I'm about to blow your mind then

Sporks

[supple plume]

Spoonks

Forkpoon

[rustic carbon]

but you asked for fork to be used as spoon

[pure kayak]

chat

[rustic carbon]

yes

[pure kayak]

why are there so many single older people

[eternal mango]

Yes, a Spork is a spoon, and a fork.. a fork, and a spoon

[eternal mango]

cold world

[pure kayak]

😔

[supple plume]

How do you know if they are single

[pure kayak]

they show up to stuff single

[eternal mango]

What if they're just going out by themselves?

[rustic carbon]

are you also old

[green kite]

@eternal mango guess what I saw this morning on the roundabout here

[pure kayak]

going out by yourself to a wedding?

[eternal mango]

Yes?

[eternal mango]

A cow

[pure kayak]

no

[green kite]

someone installed a fucking christmas tree, fully decorated, with a banner "Haha, we put up the first tree, you all are losers"

[eternal mango]

LOL

[pure kayak]

i aspire to this

[rustic carbon]

a cat with no tail

[eternal mango]

Here in Kent, the fuckwit reform mouth breathers have put flags up everywhere, just in case anyone coming to the UK forgot where the hell they were going

Tempted to buy a high power laser pointer and set them all on fire

[green kite]

[eternal mango]

But that'd be mean

[rustic carbon]

so you are a loser right

[supple plume]

Chistmas is about being competitive and trash mouth now

[pure kayak]

okay but brexit was a good move tho

[eternal mango]

No?

[pure kayak]

even starmer admitted it

[eternal mango]

It was dumb as shit

Why was it a good move?

Wait whoops

politics

[pure kayak]

it was just good

[green kite]

the super markets don't agree

fruit + veg is a lot less fresh

[eternal mango]

It was not good.

[pure kayak]

just grow ur own, simple

[eternal mango]

It is the EU, with more steps

Nobody with more than one brain cell can agree it was a good move

Even those who backed it regret it, unless they benefited from it

[supple plume]

I like the small talk 🤏

[pure kayak]

i benefited from it

[eternal mango]

No you didn't

[rustic carbon]

guys i lost my memory whats my name

[supple plume]

You probably have some dogs name

[rustic carbon]

sorry tell me my name and whats this i am chatting in 😆

[eternal mango]

Go ask THM support

[warped plank]

They just skipped Halloween... damn

[eternal mango]

They can help you I think

[supple plume]

I cant think of any good dog name

[supple plume]

But you are chatting in general in htb

[rustic carbon]

i think that i have to ask from htb

[eternal mango]

Ticket closed

[rustic carbon]

i know why are you saying to me

[supple plume]

Most probably because you asked

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775

[rustic carbon]

sorry for that i was just kidding

[supple plume]

I forgive you this time

[rustic carbon]

what will you do to me next time

[supple plume]

You don't want to know

[eternal mango]

This isn't a BDSM club

Go open a ticket with THM instead

[pure kayak]

chat if it weren't for brexit, there'd be much more people like me here probably

[rustic carbon]

byeeeeeeeee i am going to leave

[eternal mango]

@pure kayak shut up

[pure kayak]

okay sir

[eternal mango]

If you had a point, I'd be happy to discuss

but you don't

[devout sail]

It isn't ?

[eternal mango]

sssh, that channel is secret

[pure kayak]

my point is immigration btw

but happy to stop

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-monkey-on-phone-monkey-phone-call-911-gif-10072496724948257495

[eternal mango]

Immigration is good.

[pure kayak]

sure

[eternal mango]

Diversity, skills, and helping people escape opression.

[warped plank]

and more people to do the jobs noone wants to do

[eternal mango]

Not necessarily

[pure kayak]

can't last the party if you keep letting people in

[eternal mango]

...

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[pure kayak]

its over

[green kite]

man I got too much of a Friday feeling

[devout sail]

It's Friday

[supple plume]

I wanted him to be roasted here

[green kite]

he's kicked already

[supple plume]

But I guess we'll have to do it manually

So if anyone wants to send some punchlines

I'll screenshot them for him

[eternal mango]

Pass on this nugget of knowledge

Wombats produce cube-shaped poop because their intestines have sections with varying stiffness and elasticity that sculpt the fecal matter into cubes as it moves through the gut. This unique shape is a functional adaptation, allowing the highly territorial wombats to strategically mark their territory by placing the poop on prominent spots like rocks and logs without it rolling away.```

![wombat](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1104748123294802011.webp?size=128 "wombat") ![wombat](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1104748123294802011.webp?size=128 "wombat") ![wombat](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1104748123294802011.webp?size=128 "wombat")

[supple plume]

Ok

I'll say I asked in general and someone offered this

[tiny canyon]

you're feeling under the weather? bro we are always under the weather 🙄

[supple plume]

I am above

[devout sail]

Echoes is 6ft+

[devout sail]

Echoes get that jon

Job

And buy a camel

No one will question it

https://tenor.com/view/camel-camels-camel4life-gif-23816387

[severe falcon]

Hello camels

[signal mica]

Gm simon

[rustic carbon]

[severe falcon]

Gm, bbg

[supple plume]

Whats bbg

[green kite]

only donkeys here

[supple plume]

@green kite

[green kite]

HAHAHA

@supple plume - I am getting requests that make me want to

[supple plume]

What kind of requests

[green kite]

programming requests

but seriously fucked up logic on the 3rd party behalf

[supple plume]

Make this button look better kind of?

Or implement this absurd flow that gpt suggested me kind of

I wish I could help

[green kite]

lolol

[meager kernel]

I'm tired of IT field

Sometimes I just wanna go into a mountain and live alone

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-what-are-you-waiting-for-determined-angry-gif-5247874

[supple plume]

First years learning feels like that

After that you still feeling like that but for different reasons

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bQTHO.gif

[green kite]

lmao

[sturdy thistle]

could be me

[dusky bone]

[vivid night]

Can you start a htb instance on your phone?

[subtle plover]

Yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278247655574867989.webp?size=32&animated=true

[vivid night]

Does it use alot of data or?

[subtle plover]

@supple plume @next venture @muted olive

[next venture]

you can't leave

[subtle plover]

<@&861185840277487616> @west lynx

[next venture]

bro

you are in wrong server

[subtle plover]

Oh shizzels

[obtuse fern]

??

[next venture]

lmao

[subtle plover]

I meant serious cat break

[tough oyster]

You done fucked up

[next venture]

in our server we have the same tag

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-sleepless-no-way-what-huh-gif-16247468

[next venture]

bro got confused

@subtle plover take the L

[hardy frigate]

Hello

How many hours do u sleep

[next venture]

2

on weekends that is

[hardy frigate]

To hack more ?

[lime trout]

fun fact: getting enough sleep makes the hours you are awake more productive

leading to an overall benefit

[next venture]

it's decided guys, here after I'll sleep more and work less

learnt a new fact today

[subtle plover]

Guys great news

Bypassed time filter

@lilac cipher is still banned

[green kite]

lmao

[green kite]

correct

[lime trout]

• a break, and coming back with a fresh mind always helps

[green kite]

correct

https://tenor.com/view/wwtbam-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-million-pound-question-chris-tarrant-win-gif-23677292

[next venture]

you mean break = nap?

got it

[lime trout]

i mean you can do polyphasic sleep

but "whatever sleep is enough for you"

[next venture]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[exotic pendant]

😄

[exotic pendant]

[terse dirge]

Sounds like sleeping propaganda

[rustic carbon]

i want to sleep

i have taking exams

for the u

[rustic carbon]

[supple plume]

[terse dirge]

@subtle plover

[subtle plover]

Hi

https://tenor.com/view/minion-gif-21910849

[exotic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/jayz-stare-blank-stare-waiting-gif-7901487

[tiny canyon]

I don't exploit because I think it's "cool", I do it because I lost someone close to me. 🥀

[frail turtle]

So i slept

So i wake up

So i work

I mustve slept like 9 or 10 hours

[subtle plover]

Now work for 9 or 10 hours

[polar raft]

hi guys

question

[woeful pivot]

I can't complete the bash scripting part of the htb module, it keeps giving me errors.

[polar raft]

is it just me, or HTB course texts are LOOONG?

[exotic pendant]

aye

friday

and payday

new CVE in pending status

[terse dirge]

Last paycheck for me

[subtle plover]

I have 2 more weeks for daypay

[woeful pivot]

Is there anyone who can help me?

[terse dirge]

No

[polar raft]

anyone? someone?

[polar raft]

what do you need?

[subtle plover]

Yh dm @lilac cipher

[heady sage]

My dad didn’t want a dog

Now he’s playing with the dogs

What is it with dads and dogs

[woeful pivot]

Why, is there something wrong?

[terse dirge]

Yes

[woeful pivot]

I need guidance.

[terse dirge]

You never said what you need help with

[polar raft]

for what?

[eternal mango]

It's a cold world 🫂

You got something else lined up?

[terse dirge]

Just ask your question instead of saying "can someone help me?" Or "I need guidance"

[eternal mango]

https://dontasktoask.com

[woeful pivot]

I am unable to send the image.

[terse dirge]

Not currently. I'm kinda waiting for my boss to renew my contract.

[polar raft]

is it just me, or HTB course texts are LOOONG? how do you study them and learn all the material?

[terse dirge]

#modules for modules #boxes for boxes

[eager crypt]

Guilty of that aa well, it's a sign of not using these platforms much 😞

[signal mica]

both c1oud and brath left?

[buoyant wyvern]

that is why hackthebox is better than others in my opinion

[lime trout]

People come and go tbh

[eternal mango]

Thorough is the word I'd use I think

It'd be worse if there was too little

[woeful pivot]

Can I send pictures there?

[eternal mango]

Use what you need, skip what you know

[signal mica]

never imagined c1oud leaving, knew smth was missing

how is your friday emma

[polar raft]

i know, but it doesn't fix my problem. my brain transits to reading a novel mode. what do i do?

[lime trout]

lots of active people from the years have left

[signal mica]

leaning into the weekend?

[lime trout]

is going

[lime trout]

i aint got one

travelling all weekend

[signal mica]

damn

[polar raft]

hi emma

[buoyant wyvern]

i don't know i just like to learn it so

[supple plume]

Traveling car ride rn big time road time mfs

[signal mica]

safe travels 🧳

[lime trout]

Hi

[eternal mango]

Asking a question or for help is fine, but it's a skill to know how to pose and word the question to help others to help you

[polar raft]

how u dooing?

[lime trout]

Doing aight, hbu?

[supple plume]

💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

[polar raft]

good. just confused

[eager crypt]

Indeed, and the only way to get that skill is by continuously asking and improving over time 🙏

[buoyant wyvern]

why do many people have usernames starting with 0x is it something tuff

[eternal mango]

Yup, soft skills are underrated

[sturdy thistle]

1x looks weird

[eager crypt]

Hex code for windows error, I guess

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksually-nerd-kpop-nerd-pjmhmu-nerd-emoji-gif-3493854897839631862

[lime trout]

you can teach hard skills, its way way harder to teach soft skills

[eternal mango]

@sturdy thistle refresh the tech demo 😄 It's got the dynamic models in there now for the enemies

[polar raft]

any opinion on my question? i don't know, am i studying wrong?

[sturdy thistle]

no tickets right now

so i check it

[eternal mango]

I mean, I gave an opinion

[buoyant wyvern]

i think it is better to ask in reddit

[supple plume]

Just be thankful the typography is not in gigaturbogoofy

[eager crypt]

I guess, but it's something people ignore a lot, including myself

[eternal mango]

If you find you are being overloaded, I suppose you could use tools to reduce the volume

[polar raft]

did you? i didn't see it.

[eternal mango]

I did

[polar raft]

for god's sake, tag people so they know you're talking to them!

[eternal mango]

Huh?

Are you talking to me?

You didn't tag me, so I don't know if you are or not

[signal mica]

ironic

[polar raft]

because that was general talk to everyone

[sturdy thistle]

looks good

[eternal mango]

lol

Oh please

Nevermind then

[sturdy thistle]

the hitbox is a bit weird for the wings or

[eternal mango]

Uhhh no idea, I've not looked at the hitbox logic tbh

[supple plume]

💪

[sturdy thistle]

yeah but its looking good

getting somewhere

[eternal mango]

Thanks 😄 I do like the style that's coming out of it tbh

Even if ships sometimes generate looking like spaghetti

[sturdy thistle]

yeah

but tbh i will take a look into this stuff too

[green kite]

how're your AI coding agents treating you Mick?

[supple plume]

Dang

[wooden arrow]

whats cooking

[sturdy thistle]

found a bug

[eternal mango]

Huh, why is there a cube

Which wave is that?

[sturdy thistle]

5

[eternal mango]

aha okiedokie, must have missed a generation for a class coming in on that wave

[supple plume]

I tried to ping too much people in the same message discord told me bro you crazy or what reported to the admin

[eternal mango]

Ah yeah, that's a carrier

For some reason it didn't generate models for it

[supple plume]

@subtle plover @hoary nebula

The audacity

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/sheesh-sheeesh-sheeeesh-bro-bruh-gif-22818626

[wooden arrow]

which game is it

[sturdy thistle]

thats wave 7 and 8

[supple plume]

Is this turbovibravibecoded?

[sturdy thistle]

It's a new AAA title

[supple plume]

Aaaaaaah

Kind of title

Seriously whats that

[eternal mango]

A space themed roguelike I forgot to sleep to work on last night

Just wanted to have a quick bit of fun at 9PM

...then it was 6AM

...then 1154AM

[green kite]

it sucks when time flies like that

I mean, stop the clock ok

[eternal mango]

😄

[green kite]

before you know it your kid is another year older

[heady sage]

Me going to my job interview today

[supple plume]

Bro

[green kite]

@supple plume is gonna get muted soon

such a foul word

[supple plume]

Man really

[green kite]

🙊

[eternal mango]

Ok refresh and that should be fixed I think Mickhat if you want 😅

[supple plume]

I cant say the name of a specific game it wont let me

[supple plume]

[green kite]

[eternal mango]

Yeah, you can't say that word

🤣

[green kite]

r0bl0x

[eternal mango]

But no, it's not in the blocks, it's Unity

[supple plume]

I wish you brutal luck like sick amount of luck

[woeful pivot]

someone please help me here #modules

[wooden arrow]

which module

[eternal mango]

and for a few hours of vibe coding for someone who knows NOTHING about Unity (I did game dev yeaaaaars ago on a personal project on the PSP), I'm pretty god damn happy with it so far lol

I'm honestly impressed how well it's done

[woeful pivot]

Bash scripting

[wooden arrow]

okay i will look

[sturdy thistle]

working in the HTB office and playing games

cough

[green kite]

new machine is working @sturdy thistle

but I almost dropped it

[sturdy thistle]

hahahahaha

and then gettting a new new one?

[eternal mango]

Almost? Try harder. Sounds like a skill issue

https://tenor.com/view/so-pissed-im-work-mad-gif-23416426

👀

[sturdy thistle]

if i would have some more spare money i would get a ninja coffee machine with the cold milk frother

[wooden arrow]

why does htb labs subs now cost more than room rent here now lol

[sturdy thistle]

so i can afford a new room

[wooden arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dargnusleh-laslaslllasllsla-gif-20734008

[sturdy thistle]

obviously

https://github.com/CoplayDev/unity-mcp

NO WAY

[frail turtle]

Oh yeah i forgot you passed that thing yesterday

Or was it the day before

[heady sage]

Yesterday

[eternal mango]

Oh nice, might need to try that

I just did it all in VSCode and tested in the editor after each iteration

[heady sage]

Shoutout to @eternal mango and his content team for helping me pass via the Sherlocks

[subtle plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1267610429350482042.webp?size=64&animated=true

[heady sage]

I wouldn’t have passed if not for me obsessing over the sherlocks

[eternal mango]

Very awesome 🙂 💪

[severe falcon]

Sadly

[severe falcon]

Sherlocks are w, fav one is hijacked from @formal pilot

[muted olive]

what did I do

[subtle plover]

Broke serious rules

[muted olive]

Congratulations!

[muted olive]

so what do I do

[sturdy thistle]

lunch time in a mintue

[eternal mango]

Think I've got mobile touch controls working 😄

"I've"

To be fair it did take some manual intervention, as has a load of this little project lol

Love it, learning a tonne

[sturdy thistle]

so i can play while eating xD

[eternal mango]

Hm, if I didn't break something, yes

🤣

[heady sage]

g0blin have you heard from Joquain?

[minor scarab]

hey, there is no hack the boo this year ? :)

[eternal mango]

Working now Mickhat, on mobile too, NFI what I broke.. just cleared assets and rebuilt it 🤷‍♂️ Cache, right?

[eternal mango]

Forgive my crappy memory, who?

[meager kernel]

I was attempting my machine but I had a power cut 😭😭

Absolute mood killer

Now I have to wait for the light to come back so I can keep attempting the machine

[woeful pivot]

someone please help me here

[warped plank]

please ask in #modules

[green kite]

this was forwarded from said channel 😆

[warped plank]

See, I've had a lot to eat and have just woken from a food coma so I'm iliterate at the moment

[green kite]

@supple plume

it gets worse today

more impossible requests

https://tenor.com/view/cant-deal-with-it-crazy-gif-24097267

sent this gif to the client

[warped plank]

care to provide an example? 👀

[green kite]

so we have this integration with a 3rd party , we send exactly the same product data in two different ways too them , as they can't seem to get it working together

new impossible request: when we wanna trigger a replenishment email to the customer, their system can't check if a product is in stock or not

[supple plume]

Give more context here what are you trying to achieve

[green kite]

so now they asked if we could send all product data to the customer part too - and the stock data for specific products

[supple plume]

I didn't do any module whatsoever so

[green kite]

and keep it updated

[warped plank]

so they're essentially asking: Hey our api sucks, so build us a new one

[green kite]

I told them no, I am willing to make an API so you can check stock status

but thats as far as I wanna go

[supple plume]

When I get frustrated I turn of the computer imagine I drop a nuke bomb on them and I lay down on bed to play chess

[patent elbow]

i need redbull

[supple plume]

Eventually I grab coffee OD and I fix everything in very short time rage yelling profanities and hitting the table

[green kite]

hahaha

the customer is with me on this one

little while ago I had the issue of products that went missing

they claimed products are never ever deleted

[supple plume]

Try bluebull

[green kite]

yesterday, I got an email saying they delete products that are not updated in the past 90 days and that it was not documented

pinkbull is better

[eternal mango]

🤦‍♂️

Even

Wow

[graceful pendant]

hapens to the best of us

[green kite]

exactly my thought @eternal mango

[eternal mango]

You should write to ElReg about that

You'd get featured for sure 🤣

[green kite]

elreg?

[eternal mango]

theregister

[green kite]

oh lol

[eternal mango]

Their On Call feature

lol

Maybe not, but damn that's so shit

https://www.theregister.com/Tag/On Call/

On Call is the name of The Register's weekly column featuring tales from readers who are designated as being "On Call" - meaning they are required to handle support or service calls outside of normal working hours. For example, staff may be on call to provide support over the weekend, and are required to carry the tools needed to provide support and ensure they are in a condition to do so (which means staying sober!). Organizations usually create rosters so that someone is always on call to provide support. Those rosters are created so that organizations can handle emergencies.

The On Call column features stories of our readers being asked to deal with weird, tricky, or baffling problems or requests for help when they were on call. The column always welcomes new contributions - email our team via [e-mail] if you want to contribute a tale.

[green kite]

I was almost doubting myself and what I created

so another fun fact

a product can be sent via the API or via datalayer from google

so if your API last modified date is > 90 days - you will need to send the product to their API as NEW

even though you can still see / query the product and get it in a result in the search function

[eternal mango]

Me ded, face planted a carrier lol

This is actually starting to be fun

[rustic carbon]

Yooo

Wsg

[eternal mango]

https://g0blin.co.uk/sgame if anyone wants to waste a few minutes lol

[supple plume]

Passing through Valencia

[rustic carbon]

It's very good

[eternal mango]

Hm mouse click and drag control doesn't work too well in the browser

[rustic carbon]

If you complete it it will be a very good game

[warped plank]

ooh, havent seen a unity web game in a while

[eternal mango]

Hehe cheers, will see, just a little side project right now

Aye I just exported to web so I can share it with some people for lols

[rustic carbon]

Yeah hear me out if you finish it and make the missles and put your time it will be a very addicting game

[warped plank]

I know it's still in dev but anything to know which way is forward for my character would help

[eternal mango]

LOL yes

I was just thinking that

a mark on the front or the rectangle or anything

[subtle plover]

Hi chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1295792046279491636.webp?size=64&animated=true

[eternal mango]

There is no balance either right now

[rustic carbon]

I hope today cube talks don't get canceled again

[eternal mango]

It gets pretty stupid if you don't faceplant the enemy 🤣

It likely won't be on today I think, as majority of the company may be travelling

but don't quote me on that

[rustic carbon]

Again? 😭

[warped plank]

also bars for the hp and shields, you already have one for the level one anyway

[eternal mango]

It was stated in announcements

[rustic carbon]

Aww man...

[eternal mango]

Yep for sure, just been working on the core gameplay loop

Thanks for the feedback 🙂

OK, NOW I am going to go pack, for reals

[warped plank]

Yeah the gameplay loop is nice, it's meant to be a roguelike right?

[eternal mango]

Exactly

Vampire Survivor / Risk of Rain roguelike

[rustic carbon]

I played it on my phone and I liked it a lot

[warped plank]

hekkin love me some risk of rain

[eternal mango]

Still lots to do, but having fun

Ok, back laters taters

❤️

[rustic carbon]

Aight man cya

By the way I had a bad burnout and I haven't studied htb for 2 whole weeks

[eternal mango]

Hell yeah, love RoR2, so good

Couldn't quite enjoy the first or re-release tbh

but still had fun

[warped plank]

I love messing stuff up with mods. Me and my friends did a stupid run of command + swarms artifacts and exponential items mod, the moment we found any printer it was all over, 100% crits all the time

[eternal mango]

If you like survivors and ror, megabonk is what made me finally start this little project

It's a stupid game

but a fun game

A complete rip off of vampire survivor crossed with risk of rain 2 mechanics

It's a really nice mix tbh

[warped plank]

is it multiplayer?

[eternal mango]

Unfortunately not

[warped plank]

I only have fun on roguelikes if it's with friends cos we get to be stupid

[eternal mango]

It only just came out, indie dev I think

Would be great in multiplayer

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3405340/Megabonk/

Steam

Megabonk

HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVE?

Megabonk is a roguelike survival game where you must fight your way through hordes of enemies and bosses in randomly generated maps. Grab loot on the way, level up your character, upgrade your weapons and survive for as long as you can! How far can you make it?…

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

24609

▶ Play video

Glad I went with Unity, as multiplayer for this is a real possibility without too much effort

[warped plank]

which reminds me, gotta setup steam, just setup NixOS cos Windows has infuriated me for the last time

[eternal mango]

Haha fair enough

Hit up Proton

Very nice compatibility layer, it's what drives the deck

[warped plank]

yeah I'm familiar, wasn't long ago I was pissing off friends saying: "Can't game rn, just installed another distro"

[eternal mango]

aha ok, cool cool

[supple plume]

@subtle plover ching chong

[subtle plover]

Bing chilling

[supple plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1295792046279491636.webp?size=64&animated=true

[subtle plover]

Wbu

[supple plume]

Bing traveling

[supple plume]

Bing here

[rustic carbon]

I was about to say that haha

[subtle plover]

Nice greece

[supple plume]

Bitch is Spain

[rustic carbon]

Oh and I thought you came to my motherland lmao

[subtle plover]

Ez dox

Btw im also in spain but s is silent

[supple plume]

Yeah shut up or I start sending my coordinates

[rustic carbon]

Real

[supple plume]

You need to do a box otherwise the noob badge is 🔥 onto your head like Damocles sword

[rustic carbon]

Man I'm burnt out from the Linux fundamentals 😭

I finished it fortunately and now I'll do the windows fundamentals

I hope the rest is easier

And when I finish the whole module I'll upgrade to student sub

[supple plume]

What is your plan

Maybe linux and windows is too much

[rustic carbon]

Hold up I'll tell you lemme login

My plan is to finish the whole information security foundations, get the student pass, and go straight into pentesting

[supple plume]

Also if you decide to do a box and ask some questions I can help you understanding stuff

[eternal mango]

Nice one finishing the module, repetition and practice and you'll go far 🙂

[rustic carbon]

That's why I love this community 😭

[eternal mango]

And notes! Take notes! 😉

[supple plume]

Right it's good

[rustic carbon]

Y'all are too kind I love it

[warped plank]

It only gets harder from here buddy

[rustic carbon]

It can't me as torturing as Linux..

[supple plume]

Linux is good

[rustic carbon]

It took me a whole week to finish it

[eternal mango]

Why the f is there a full pack of cigarettes in my suitcase.. that I've not used in over a year..

[rustic carbon]

What kind?

[sturdy thistle]

no

[supple plume]

You use windows I assume

[sturdy thistle]

dont start it

[vivid flower]

My kali linux detonated after apt updating has this happened to anyone else?

[eternal mango]

..and a load of 3d printed glow in the dark finger fingers...

[sturdy thistle]

looool

[rustic carbon]

Me?

I dualboot windows 11 and parrot os

Goblin helped me once with the snap problem I had

[rustic carbon]

That would be an epic guitar finger pick

[vivid flower]

Why

[eternal mango]

I have no idea

But I have 5 whys

[sturdy thistle]

i take one

[eternal mango]

Step aside et

Hah ok, I'll bring them with me

Customs: sir, why do you have five fingers in your bag

[vivid flower]

I carved this pumpkin last night

🤮

[rustic carbon]

Bro that's not a Halloween pumpkin

That's a kawaii pumpkin

💀

I'm 100% certain I'll gain PTSD from the Information Security Foundations...

[mystic harbor]

bro pwned it

[rustic carbon]

Aight I'm hopping in windows fundamentals

Hope I don't suffer

Cya

[sturdy thistle]

say that i miss 5 fingers and you printed them for me

[compact wave]

IM ALIVE

SOWWY FOR BEEN AWAY

[sturdy thistle]

BRO BRO

chekc DM

[compact wave]

on it! send me a new DM pliz

I have like 20+

[sturdy thistle]

check only mine

[compact wave]

I will

[raven rain]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-goku-fight-dragon-ball-gif-13409039

[ornate pike]

hey

[eternal mango]

I never got around to electroplating the HTB machine avatar poker chips 🙁

I wanted to frame all of ch4ps first machines as a gift

Maybe I'll bring them and hide them around the hotels lol

[compact wave]

ooooo

[eternal mango]

Employee who finds the most in point value gets a prize

Might be fun lol

[graceful pendant]

project inundation

[compact wave]

I can give you one cookie for one

[raven rain]

it's that time of the year again

[eternal mango]

Mmm, I do accept cookies as bribes

Especially Google.com ones

[graceful pendant]

md5 hash cookies

[raven rain]

¿aceptas karma de reddit?

[compact wave]

https://tenor.com/view/nbgetsme-stan-twitter-girl-fire-fire-angry-gif-3616085898862372497

[eternal mango]

md5, at least twice

[supple plume]

Solo hashes md5

[eternal mango]

Maybe three if you want to be super secure

[graceful pendant]

10x md5 hash, they will never know

[compact wave]

Im having an stroke?

[eternal mango]

Haha

What about 11, or too much?

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-spinal-tap-this-goes-to11-sure-gif-11671428

[compact wave]

oh god I got scared

I was like...wait Im seen spanish here?

[graceful pendant]

spanglish

[compact wave]

My headache is killing me

[rustic carbon]

To be honest kinda

[raven rain]

dont worry about it

[rustic carbon]

You remind me of the professor

[raven rain]

its too much reddit karma

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-dos-tres-big-boi-outkast-bob-song-one-two-three-gif-18960411

[compact wave]

professor? ohh el profesor de la casa de papel?

[rustic carbon]

Yeee

[compact wave]

hahahaha niceee

[rustic carbon]

Put on glasses and you're his twin

😭😭

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-contento-nadar-en-dinero-emocionado-saltar-gif-16707084

I literally found this in gifs cus I had no idea what "casa de papel" is but now I think I know

[eternal mango]

Now... where did I leave my passport..

[graceful pendant]

just bring a screenshot

[compact wave]

Once I left my passport on a bathroom of london heathrow

[graceful pendant]

where u going, greece?

[scenic maple]

its in the 2nd drawer from the left

[eternal mango]

Get out of my house

[rustic carbon]

Imagine he is right 😭

[scenic maple]

[rustic carbon]

That would be so funny

[eternal mango]

It was on the kitchen counter

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/panos-malaka-greek-gif-23483177

[eternal mango]

Good try though

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/view/yarp-hot-fuzz-gif-12386003

[scenic maple]

close enough

[rustic carbon]

Greek?

[eternal mango]

Yep! Pretty sure there are drawers near the kitchen

or even IN it

😮

[graceful pendant]

this mans so rich hes got drawers in his kitchen

[eternal mango]

Ok.. last thing, get a critical PR ready to push to production just as I board the plane

[rustic carbon]

He got drawers inside the drawers..

[eternal mango]

Then it's just the laptop and bits and bobs left

[scenic maple]

bro is gonna appear in a kevin fang video

[eternal mango]

Look at me, actually doing stuff

[rustic carbon]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[graceful pendant]

every kitchen has that one drawr, the one with batteries and keys you dont know what they are for anymore

maybe a lone screwdriver

[lilac cipher]

leave my boy kevin alone 😡

[supple plume]

Zachariah Qamar Ad-din

[eternal mango]

The drawer where tech goes to die

[scenic maple]

kevin is cool

but if we dont take risks who will

[graceful pendant]

oh look theres a blackberry in this one, and an old house phone

[compact wave]

Who is Kevin

[rustic carbon]

The chat suddenly became an investigation for g0blin's missing passport

[eternal mango]

Hahah, I actualyl found my old blackberry earlier

[scenic maple]

https://www.youtube.com/@kevinfaang

[lilac cipher]

well tons of companies will take the risk by deleting their prod

[scenic maple]

does the keyboard still work

[eternal mango]

and my o2 XDA

No idea, it's not powered on in decades

[compact wave]

ohh I feel old now

[graceful pendant]

grapheneOS blackberry would go hard

[scenic maple]

💪🔥💪🔥

[graceful pendant]

dummy hard

[eternal mango]

That XDA saved our lives in South Africa.. we got so lost

"I know where I'm going"

Bullshit do you

[scenic maple]

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/nigahiga-will-nature-weird-nature-dance-love-nature-gif-10475092

[eternal mango]

When you pass a sign that says "do not stop, hijackings", you SHOULD KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING

[graceful pendant]

cloudy with a chance of hijackings

[scenic maple]

shouldnt it say pls stop, hijackings

[graceful pendant]

there we go, just adding myself to glowie lists again

[rustic carbon]

Swiper no swiping

[scenic maple]

u are in the biggest hacking server on discord it was joever even before u said that

[eternal mango]

IIRC it was near a place called.. Badplass..

[graceful pendant]

Someone wrote in here once "I ordered prework out and now I have a package called "C4 for Mohammend" and I stilll laugh about it

[sturdy thistle]

level devil clone soon with vibe coding?

[rustic carbon]

By the way my college program dropped and I have java on the list 💀

Should I be worried?

[eternal mango]

Nah

It's not Ruby on Rails

So you're ok

[scenic maple]

just do it everyday and then neever do it again

[rustic carbon]

I have java, Linux fundamentals, and intermediate python

[scenic maple]

no matter what u study u will be writing javascrit anyway

[sturdy thistle]

i never went to college

[graceful pendant]

I never went to sleep

[rustic carbon]

I'm finishing it this year 🔥

[eternal mango]

"you"

You mean Claude

right

[scenic maple]

[sturdy thistle]

xDDD

[eternal mango]

🤣

[sturdy thistle]

me and claude

[rustic carbon]

I'm gonna be a certified software engineer in a year lesgoo

[scenic maple]

coding buddies forveer

[graceful pendant]

claude 4.5 hitting diff sometimes

[supple plume]

💪

[eternal mango]

Even if you hate Java, or whatever language you get taught, look at it as learning logic and patterns

[sturdy thistle]

coding buddies forever until we hit the limit

[eternal mango]

Those skills can apply to any language, and you can switch between languages very quickly if you have a solid grasp

[rustic carbon]

Yeah that's the thing if you know the logic you know the language.. how it works at least

Which is a huge benefit

[crude lynx]

How’s it going, everyone?

[sturdy thistle]

good

[rustic carbon]

Wendy you still alive? 😭

[graceful pendant]

claude, write new classes and funcitons and always mess up file nameing structure, please refer to me as BINGOBONGO

[sturdy thistle]

working in the office today

[graceful pendant]

best prompt, use this prompt its so good

[eternal mango]

I've STILL not visited it

Hopefully we have time on Monday

[crude lynx]

I’m busying building my arch Linux

[eternal mango]

or when we get back

[sturdy thistle]

it is awesome

you'll love it

[rustic carbon]

I have a burner pc and I installed it with i3

[eternal mango]

🙂 everyone says that

[rustic carbon]

Worst decision ever

[eternal mango]

Lookign forward to it

[scenic maple]

install hyprland and it will be your 2nd worst decision

[sturdy thistle]

i'd sell my kidney if i can work more than every 2 years in the office LO

[graceful pendant]

opsec fail number 305: mentioning a burner on a non burner

[rustic carbon]

I can't for some reason.. I wanted so bad but it either crashes or doesn't load

[graceful pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/mib-men-in-black-will-gif-20590125

[clear karma]

was the experience that bad installing arch?

[scenic maple]

divine intervention from god

[rustic carbon]

It's a lab-like pc

Experimenting

Breaking and rebuilding without the fear of destroying my main pc lol

[crude lynx]

I just installed lxqt

Will I regret it?

[graceful pendant]

"experimenting" running whonix tails vps smoke signal dark fibre

[rustic carbon]

I tried it with archinstall

[scenic maple]

archinstall is fine actually

[graceful pendant]

I communicate to the VPS with smoke signals

[rustic carbon]

But it still didn't work..

[sturdy thistle]

claude code setup my thinkpad with i3

[scenic maple]

bro ☠️

[rustic carbon]

How do you guys use i3 💀

[sturdy thistle]

with keyboard

[rustic carbon]

It looked like rocket science to me

[scenic maple]

its very simple actually

instead of mouse clicks u memeorise 8-10 shortcuts

[sturdy thistle]

i show when im back home

[scenic maple]

i kinda want to see how did it do design wise

[rustic carbon]

I only know that I have to hold shift for most things to function 💀

[scenic maple]

u dont

[rustic carbon]

And sudo pacman -S

[scenic maple]

u can modify it

[sturdy thistle]

win

SUPER key

[rustic carbon]

Oh this

Yes

No shift

The super

Mb

[crude lynx]

I once listened to ChatGPT tried to build my own desktop environment and it turned out pretty shitty

[sturdy thistle]

thats why claude code

[scenic maple]

its kinda like this
win + any number -- that workspace
win + shitf + any nuner -- move window to that workspace
win + r run application launcher
win + enter start terminal
win + q exit current program

[rustic carbon]

And they say ai will replace us

[sturdy thistle]

it interacts with the system and fix issues

not like chathpt which produces more

[crude lynx]

Testing if I have perm

[scenic maple]

honestly tho if claude continues at this pace claude 8 might as well replace positions

bro is running openbox with tint2

[crude lynx]

Yay it worked

[scenic maple]

mad respect

[crude lynx]

Like what is this thing ai told me to build?

[rustic carbon]

I smell something burning

It may be my head

[chrome tree]

Did it ask you to build skynet too?

[blazing bloom]

👀

[scenic maple]

you use it for some days then it sticks to you

[warped plank]

you mean: Mod4 + <num>

[rustic carbon]

Yeah it will become third nature sometime

[warped plank]

I don't know of this Win key

[scenic maple]

bro uses linux by deafult

[rustic carbon]

Tell me you're addicted to Linux without telling me

[warped plank]

even my keyboard has it as super

[warped plank]

https://discordapp.com/channels/473760315293696010/1369866444359073892/1426098682008436806

[scenic maple]

actually the laptop i am using rn came pre installed with ubuntu so instead of the win logo sticker i have ubiuntu
but the windows key is still windows key

[crude lynx]

Anybody used n8n here?

[rustic carbon]

That's sick ngl

[crude lynx]

A lot of tech YouTuber is promoting n8n recently

[scenic maple]

thats peak

[warped plank]

I'mma go check the extra key-caps and see if I have any other options

[rustic carbon]

I was about to ask where is fn

[scenic maple]

but u should buy keybap with nix logo

[rustic carbon]

But then I remembered I'm a laptop user

[warped plank]

I mean I have one on the laptop keyboard itself but I don't use that

[rustic carbon]

Dope..

[scenic maple]

my laptop actually has fn

[rustic carbon]

By the way this server is perfect for the question I wanna ask.. I think 💀

I'm looking to buy a new phone but I want a secure one

And no I'm not talking about a flip phone