general

[meager kernel]

Yes

It's just midterms so I'm not worried too much

[ornate ibex]

DEL?

[meager kernel]

You're asking the state?

[ornate ibex]

City

[meager kernel]

I'll tell you in dms

[ornate ibex]

kewl

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-26171707

[ornate ibex]

I was thinking of upgrading my phone, and the prices of Samsung is insane AF

Who TF even pays a lakh 😢 I don't find it worth it at all.

[icy viper]

Isn't iPhone worse?

[icy viper]

Stolen

[ornate ibex]

idk, never had one

[torn cedar]

I just buy my phones off of Amazon

$300 on there

[icy viper]

Neither but I'm sure they're more expensive

[ornate ibex]

yes a lakh

the latest

[meager kernel]

Buy Nothing Phone

[ornate ibex]

I already bought it for one of my parent. I don't know if I wanna get the same.

[torn cedar]

Looks cool ngl

[terse dirge]

Lmao Cheeto is trying to lay up against me

#boxes

[upper tapir]

But can get a reverse shell or make the thing to run properly.

Arghhh... sorry...

[meager kernel]

Ask them about their experience

[stable lichen]

Anybody here tried out ISACA?

[glacial crane]

@frosty thistle i love you my life

[sturdy thistle]

morning

[green kite]

sup @sturdy thistle

[devout sail]

sup @devout sail

[sturdy thistle]

workin

coffee time in a minute

[supple plume]

Hi echoes

[supple plume]

Hi

[green kite]

hello echos

[supple plume]

Hows it goin

[green kite]

good good u ?

[supple plume]

Bored in the ofi

Waiting to get something to do

[green kite]

what kind of tasks do u usuallty do

[supple plume]

In this job here

That I hate with every particle of myself

Usually I get in the spaghetti code and I add a little of parmesan

As requested

Vuejs, PHP

Whatever

[supple plume]

What do you do at your job?

[green kite]

I'm a php dev - Magento mostly

[supple plume]

Do you like it?

[green kite]

yes

[supple plume]

Good

I used to like this kind of work

[signal mica]

gm members

nice pfp echoes

[signal mica]

day ruined already

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-469465151368251011

[scenic maple]

but sir millions of dollars

[supple plume]

But the technical knowledge in my country seems to be getting worst every day

Hello cats

[green kite]

how so.

[signal mica]

true

[supple plume]

People here usually don't speak English at all

[signal mica]

(legacy reasons)

[supple plume]

So they don't read much docs

They just ask gpt to do it until it can't

Then they ask me to fix it

[quartz willow]

Hey @meager kernel mind if I dm?

[scenic maple]

where do you live

[supple plume]

I only had one job where they knew what they were doing

[green kite]

you have Magento experience @supple plume ?

[supple plume]

I am a swiss army knife

I can do anything

[green kite]

haha

[scenic maple]

can you write css

[supple plume]

I developed a whole microservices based system for a big supermarket

[supple plume]

Blindfolded

Flex grid whatever you want

[scenic maple]

what about the new features

[supple plume]

I can catch up

[scenic maple]

everytime i do the surveys i feel like i know 0

[supple plume]

Hahah

[rocky beacon]

golamn is there a discord server for the hackthebox team?

[scenic maple]

one day i will read up the mdn and then the specs

[supple plume]

I have a meet

[scenic maple]

there is

[supple plume]

Gtg

[rocky beacon]

can you inv me please

[scenic maple]

you still havent gotten into the team yet

[rocky beacon]

i did request

[glacial crane]

golam

[rocky beacon]

let me check

[scenic maple]

yes but i dont make the call on who gets in or not

[scenic maple]

tomrider36

[rocky beacon]

a ok

[signal mica]

APPROVAL PENDING

[scenic maple]

now we pray

openai has so much money that they use vercel instead of aws

[torn cedar]

@scenic maple oi

[scenic maple]

hi

[torn cedar]

How's your day

[scenic maple]

its going

hbu

[torn cedar]

It's alright, been vibing with the grind again. Gotta learn some JS sometime soon

[scenic maple]

js sucks

what for tho

[torn cedar]

I was told to know a bit for Web exploits/ bbh. Also I'm making a site, but idk if I'll really need it. Planning to use flask anyways

[static burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTMRGD5B2fI

you guys think the feds putting seytonic on a list now lol?

[scenic maple]

probs dont need it

only thing i can see in client side is xss

[torn cedar]

True. Thanks for helping me decide some stuff.

[signal mica]

@scenic maple does hashcat have a community ds or sm?

Need to make some inquiries

I see only forum

[scenic maple]

search for discord in this page there is a link inside the sub heading called "Help" https://hashcat.net/hashcat/

thats also the official discord

[signal mica]

Ahhh

Tyvm

[devout sail]

I got special treatment

[scenic maple]

guest 😩

[devout sail]

Let me feel special

I get access to meme

[scenic maple]

you can always hop in the team tho

[devout sail]

That's highest privilege

[devout sail]

Already in one, so cant

[signal mica]

dont let sado in he will destroy us

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[devout sail]

I'll bring half kilo of feathers for u azomax

https://tenor.com/view/chance-feather-eat-mischief-cat-gif-27553824

[signal mica]

mmm sweet nutrition

[devout sail]

Plastic ones
No beeds will get harmed

Only the environment will be harmed

[devout sail]

Saying this while eating chicken 😅

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-chicken-in-the-rain-very-sad-moment-gif-6220165983648670038

[signal mica]

chicchken briyannick

[signal mica]

POV: fakechips in botnetbuddies

need to locc in see ya gang

[scenic maple]

[devout sail]

The only time i felt sad eating chicken was when I went to my grandma's place

She yoinked one of them and cooked it for me

[scenic maple]

she scarified so you can be fed

[mystic harbor]

The chicken will haunt you

[devout sail]

Eh that's actually nice

Nice

That means I'll never be alone

https://tenor.com/view/ryuzcn-gif-19659495

[mystic harbor]

Me and ....

[devout sail]

You on stick? Impaled through there?

[mystic harbor]

💀

[mystic harbor]

I meant the eating part only

[devout sail]

Weird kink

I shall not judge

Eh i thought they barely eat anything

I remember my friend used to give him only a fist full of meat for a meal

And that felt soo less, and he said that's enough for 1 meal

Maybe like 250gm?

Or lil less

[mystic harbor]

It's a dog

[devout sail]

Maybe

It a racoon

https://tenor.com/view/evil-smile-evil-evil-laugh-gif-10865501938883882879

[mystic harbor]

Did you not play the new season?

[devout sail]

I am playing

Actually

I finished it already

[scenic maple]

sweet rabbit

[mystic harbor]

Why your rank hasn't updated

[devout sail]

It is?

I finished all of them for this season

[mystic harbor]

It shows holo

[devout sail]

Yeah when u do all - 1 machine, you get holo

You can be beta player and play full season on day 1

[mystic harbor]

So you didn't play

[devout sail]

Check wild
He got too

w1ld__this guy

And 18 more

[mystic harbor]

18? Why 18 specifically

[devout sail]

20 total

[mystic harbor]

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[mystic harbor]

I am scared of this gif now

[scenic maple]

where did hide them

[mystic harbor]

I don't have anything

I swear

[scenic maple]

[mystic harbor]

Btw Dexter is my fav character

[scenic maple]

funny how the doakes gaslighted him into believing he is the bay harbour butcher

[devout sail]

Spoilers

[mystic harbor]

[devout sail]

I'll steal 1 character of your flag golam

[scenic maple]

thats like 16 variations

and if u setal HTB or { } then its one

[devout sail]

You wouldn't know which one

From machine

[scenic maple]

oh yeah if i dont know position then i am cooked

[devout sail]

I'll camp and change every time you reset

[stone marsh]

Bruteforce htb api go brrr

[devout sail]

I'll invade your RA

[scenic maple]

[naive hearth]

hii

[devout sail]

Do people troll like this? In shared?

[scenic maple]

sometimes

[naive hearth]

yesh 😂

[devout sail]

Bad people

[scenic maple]

hi

[devout sail]

They shouldn't do that

It's my idea now

[mystic harbor]

Hi

[devout sail]

I'll copyright it

[mystic harbor]

Patent it

[naive hearth]

yesh very bad : )

[devout sail]

Yeah patent is the work

Word

[mystic harbor]

Adopt it 🔞

[naive hearth]

what?

[devout sail]

[mystic harbor]

I love cookies

[devout sail]

Go accept them

A girl once asked me if I want cookies, she'll bake them for me she said

I asked chicken cookies

Never got it

[mystic harbor]

Girls ask?

[naive hearth]

lol

[mystic harbor]

[devout sail]

Fake promises
Have yet to recieve

[mystic harbor]

I will cook you

[devout sail]

My colleague's mom makes best cookies

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cook-gif-26515278

[devout sail]

It's bright outside today

https://tenor.com/view/myeyes-when-you-get-a-text-sun-sunlight-scream-gif-7250756

Yes

[mystic harbor]

I will do it

Watch me

[devout sail]

Nah

[mystic harbor]

Yes

[devout sail]

Got no time to watch you crying

And i don't think machine from 2020 or so would be interesting

People say at that time the hard machines are like today's essy

[mystic harbor]

Yes they aren't, using msfconsole is the go

[mystic harbor]

Deep fried

[devout sail]

Meh i don't wanna try 4 command just to setup a listener

[mystic harbor]

Just wait until you meet pivoting

[devout sail]

I did

[mystic harbor]

💀🙏🏻

And then buffer overflow

[devout sail]

I spent literally months on bof

[mystic harbor]

I still cannot figure it out

[devout sail]

I stared at it until it clicked

[devout sail]

Watch the live overflow

It has like 16 videos in playlist

It is good

Do not skip any
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhixgUqwRTjxglIswKp9mpkfPNfHkzyeN

[mystic harbor]

Alr time to work, I am just sleeping so long right now

[mystic harbor]

What about assembly code

💀

[devout sail]

I studied assembly in college

So i can understand a bit

Got book too

In my library

Have yet to read 💀

See

What's this

[mystic harbor]

Nightmare

[devout sail]

I've done 0 of them 💀

[mystic harbor]

It's a insane machine

[devout sail]

From when machine links relevant topic module

[mystic harbor]

?

[devout sail]

You said this and sent above pic

So i assumed machine gives relevant topics required for machine

[mystic harbor]

Yea

[devout sail]

I think rootme platform gives those
Not htb

Am i missing something 💀💀

[mystic harbor]

It's a retired box

It does gives

[devout sail]

So vip stuff

I'm very special person
Not very important person 😢

[mystic harbor]

But it might be spoiling abit

[devout sail]

Not really
You can ignore that bit

Htb VSP gives early access atleast

[hardy frigate]

Good morning

What is the first thing to do as a hacker when u wake up

[mystic harbor]

Don't wake up

[hardy frigate]

Check job market --> See defensive role --> it needs OSCP

[prisma sinew]

I do not like the fact that when a recruiter opens my (or anyone else's) hackthebox profile, the recruiter cannot do so on a smart phone.
if you are somebody who sees this discord entry and can change this, please do something about it.
not a big thing, not the end of the world, but it would be very cool.
thank you

[hardy frigate]

And 20 years of experience for a junior position ? Sounds good

[hardy frigate]

Yeah u can do it on phone

U just press the name of the person or their icon

[mystic harbor]

drink water 🍼 stay hydrated

[prisma sinew]

oh not the discord profile, but the hackthebox profile where one could see the user's statistics

[willow storm]

yo any htb staff here?

[hardy frigate]

Thats why u make videos then recruiters can just watch a video

[prisma sinew]

modified my entry

[scenic maple]

contact support

[prisma sinew]

yea thats a good idea

[willow storm]

its not a major thing lol

but ok

[hardy frigate]

I just realized to turn a coffee into a late you just add milk 😎

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/done-finally-gif-1649243634509277722

[hardy frigate]

[hardy frigate]

Well thats why he is a Praying mantis cause hes praying for more experience

[torn cedar]

You can change to website mode on your phone and view, it's just not as seamless

[prisma sinew]

ok it worked. thank you

[tough oyster]

gl. It's an easy assessment. :)

[somber root]

Best of luck 😄

[hardy frigate]

U got this

[heady sage]

Thanks Rem

[hardy frigate]

Btw Vader how much defensive skill do u have

I thought u were offensive

[heady sage]

I do defensive shit on the side

[icy viper]

Don't update to the kernel level

[hardy frigate]

If i dont have a lot of time what defensive stuff do you recommend as a staple to do

[heady sage]

Do some log analysis

[torn cedar]

Good shit Vader! You better practice every day to get the best results

[frigid vector]

heyyy

[supple plume]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[meager kernel]

Go ahead

[tiny canyon]

Jeffrey Epstein

[frigid vector]

oh ok

[pure kayak]

🧯🧯 🧯 🧯

[green kite]

thank you for containing this fire

[pure kayak]

just doing the lords work

[green kite]

bans the pyromaniac

[pure kayak]

to the gulag

chat what are some good conversation points to chat with strangers

i feel like i need to up my small talk game

[green kite]

ask them what they think on electric cars

[pure kayak]

i doubt most people know much about electric cars tho

other than the fact that the're electric

[hardy frigate]

Dont plan it, it kills the excitement, just be spontaneous and then wing it successfully

The key to talking to others is loneliness. If you are hacking all day for weeks, the first contact you have with others will be extremely enjoyable

[pure kayak]

what excitement sir

i'm not chatting with my childhood heroes

[carmine pecan]

yet

[pure kayak]

bro said be more lonely, it'll up ur social skills

actually i dont have childhood heroes

[carmine pecan]

So we are accepting social skills tips from internet nerds now?

[pure kayak]

yes

[carmine pecan]

That's a level up

[pure kayak]

who's ur childhood hero mr petals

[spark birch]

Oh man, best of luck!!!!

[pure kayak]

service jobs sound like hell

[carmine pecan]

Buddha Goutama and Luke Skywalker

[spark birch]

I had my first ever interview on Monday for Cybersecurity Engineer role

[pure kayak]

so fictional or historic characters

any in real life people alive today

[carmine pecan]

No that serves no purpose

[pure kayak]

why not mr petals

[heady sage]

I’m so pumped

[carmine pecan]

People alive are either boring or exciting, but the exciting ones are provisional as fuck

[heady sage]

Like this opportunity is gonna be so good

[spark birch]

Perfect, we had a really great and interesting conversation. I think there are high chances to get to 2nd round

[pure kayak]

who's ur hero sir

just say it's ron jeremy

[scenic maple]

who is your hero mr usama

[carmine pecan]

MrGolam is here!

[scenic maple]

hello mr petals

[pure kayak]

my hero is you buddy ghulam

who's ur hero ghulam buddy

[scenic maple]

you buddy usama

[pure kayak]

do we kiss now

[scenic maple]

should we?

[carmine pecan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514658236599894048/1071875338763780239/E5B4112E-5FC4-4300-BC58-2B0A350C9D27.gif

[pure kayak]

if you want to 🥺

[scenic maple]

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-phone-distracted-meme-tiktok-gif-1104560897333799133

[pure kayak]

well hold on now

marriage is a bit far yet

[carmine pecan]

Yeah

[green kite]

sorry there's no turning back here

[scenic maple]

yeah

maybe in due time

[green kite]

https://tenor.com/view/kruza-and-ex1t-monkey-funny-gif-15571019

[pure kayak]

once our love has deepened to the soul

[scenic maple]

[carmine pecan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870241209900220476/901048696941182997/2727bc723275a1b9.gif

They are evolving

[warped plank]

That's clearly not a cat

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[carmine pecan]

It's a cat sapiens sapiens

[torn cedar]

[scenic maple]

Felis catus

is cats scientific name

[carmine pecan]

Cactus?!

[carmine pecan]

It makes sense, it does look like a cactus

[green kite]

man that cat is a beaute

almost makes me wanna get a cat

[pure kayak]

when you getting married buddy ghulam

[scenic maple]

maybe its cat you are missing

already have 2 dogs

[scenic maple]

after uni it seems

probably should have some land by then

or i could scrap the land idea and go abroad for masters

and never come back

[pure kayak]

what year are you in buddy

[scenic maple]

thats confidential

hbu?

[green kite]

@pure kayak 2025

hes in the year 2025

[pure kayak]

im confidential too buddy

[green kite]

you are?

[scenic maple]

but you just kissed me

[pure kayak]

yeah confidentially kissed u

[scenic maple]

already going through a divorce

life is tough these days

[carmine pecan]

You guys use cat ?

in 2025?

I just go with:
lines=$(wc -l < "$1"); head -n $((lines/2)) "$1"; tail -n $((lines - lines/2)) "$1"

[scenic maple]

i use bat actually

[carmine pecan]

way simpler

[scenic maple]

have u used bat?

[carmine pecan]

Yes

[scenic maple]

why dont u use that instead of this

[carmine pecan]

It was a parody, a meme, a joke

[pure kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-buster-baxter-bunny-you-really-think-someone-would-do-that-go-on-the-internet-and-tell-lies-gif-17527378

[scenic maple]

but where funny?

[scenic maple]

mr petals wont ever do that

[carmine pecan]

But hey golam, have you ever tried broot ?

[scenic maple]

nope

[zealous charm]

[scenic maple]

what does that do

[carmine pecan]

a bat fan will like broot

[scenic maple]

[carmine pecan]

Dir navegation on steroids

[scenic maple]

sounds nice should check out

[carmine pecan]

In fat I don't even have the letter 'C' in my keyboard anymore

To write this I had to borrow a keyboard from a friend

[scenic maple]

how do you ctrl +c?

[carmine pecan]

ctrl +d instead

👿

[scenic maple]

does that stop running things

[carmine pecan]

Depends on the signal being sent

[signal mica]

International coffe day

[carmine pecan]

and how it's interpreted by the receiver

[carmine pecan]

Really?

[scenic maple]

so you modified ctrl d to send the ctrl c signal

[signal mica]

Enjoy it fellow it personel

[patent elbow]

time to take a redbull

[carmine pecan]

No I have a system-wide signal interceptor

[scenic maple]

thats peak

[signal mica]

...

[patent elbow]

a monster?.....

[carmine pecan]

Try Ginseng tea and you will never go back

Ginseng Tea + Taurine

[signal mica]

Is a nice cup of warm coffee off the table!?

[carmine pecan]

🐘

[pure kayak]

redbull is fucking disgusting

[carmine pecan]

Totally

[signal mica]

Coffee haters present...

[carmine pecan]

I am not a coffee hater

It's just that there are so many alternatives that taste good too

Life is too short

[signal mica]

Man its been ages since i had like a new monster

[carmine pecan]

I can list atleast 22 (legal) alternatives

[signal mica]

Have they released anything good?

[pure kayak]

twin stop yapping

[patent elbow]

coffee day 😊

[pure kayak]

lock in

[carmine pecan]

Nice

[signal mica]

Eating rn

[pure kayak]

bro uses windows

its so over

[patent elbow]

yeah

i dont really have a choice rn😔

[carmine pecan]

Riced Windows

[scenic maple]

why tho

[carmine pecan]

He is being held at gun point

[scenic maple]

sadge

[patent elbow]

need to use some windows only things

[scenic maple]

very sadge

[icy viper]

VM?

[carmine pecan]

Ap4sh if you need help send me a hand written letter by pterodactyl

[patent elbow]

im lazy

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27161863

[icy viper]

Just gotta download iso and install hypervisor lol

[patent elbow]

im on dualboot widows arch sooo its faster to switch and i already have all installed

[signal mica]

Dualboot is awesome if you have the space

[icy viper]

Oh you use arch btw

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/arch-arch-linux-btw-i-use-arch-btw-zyzz-gif-25959390

[carmine pecan]

NixOS fans?

Just me?

[wary dragon]

hey does anyone know a good youtube chanel about reel pentesting scenario oriented AD ?

[carmine pecan]

ok then fine

[scenic maple]

yes bro just you

[carmine pecan]

ippsec

[scenic maple]

void and nix were supposed to replace arch

[signal mica]

How can you replace something that is fundamental to the existence of the universe?

[carmine pecan]

Truest words ever

[carmine pecan]

Void were supposed to do what?

lmao

[scenic maple]

yes

[carmine pecan]

biggest failure on written recorded history

[scenic maple]

well lets just say most people said it would

ofc the official site wont say it out loud

its basically like arch tho but diff init system and package manager

[carmine pecan]

And no AUR

[wary dragon]

Than'ks, i'm looking is youtube channel, he made most of time htb boxes

[patent elbow]

AUR is the greatest thing in the world

[scenic maple]

it has its own think idk what it is

https://whatcanidofor.archlinux.org/

[carmine pecan]

I have a challenge for you golam

[scenic maple]

whats that

[carmine pecan]

Do 1 pushup every single time you think of the word 'arch'

[scenic maple]

ok

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/muscles-sandy-cheeks-spongebob-squarepants-muscle-girl-strong-woman-gif-2515567473221214885

[scenic maple]

actually have plans to get jacked

[signal mica]

And its finnaly spooktober

[scenic maple]

but only if this stupid uni had a normal schedule

[signal mica]

You dont have a ~3hr break inbetween?

[scenic maple]

😩

no breaks

[signal mica]

Whattt you have like 5+ hours each day stacked?

[scenic maple]

its like 4

max

thats why

[carmine pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336471378999771196/1408043945639940238/1184520894828257310.gif

[scenic maple]

thing is most student dont like uni and a break time means they would have to stay there longer

[signal mica]

Working out is amazing tho, you hit a simple cardio run and you feel refreshed + 10x better

I used to do it after uni

To take my mind off cs

You have a local gym?

[scenic maple]

ye

[signal mica]

1 oct 2025 if you dont hit 100kg bench in exactly one year im deleting my htb acc

[carmine pecan]

100kg in bench

lmao

[signal mica]

102,5 was my best

I cant tell him to go beyond that

He will destroy me

https://tenor.com/view/lr-teq-vegeta-giant-ape-furious-last-resort-overwhelming-combat-final-bullet-attack-hyper-explosive-wave-gif-5882373243771434785

[scenic maple]

but its supposed to be 2026

[carmine pecan]

100kg bench press in 1 year

[scenic maple]

thats the idea

[signal mica]

Doable

[carmine pecan]

Depends on his body weight

He is no american

[scenic maple]

do you also get jacked in one year

assuming you dont do injections

[signal mica]

Golam

[scenic maple]

azomax

[signal mica]

If its your first time taking lifting seriously

You will have a major body recomposition

[turbid goblet]

I a year with beginner gains if u train properly you’ll hit like 70% of ur maximum potential

[carmine pecan]

Jacked in one year is perfectly doable, 100kg bench press is less so. You would need to be perfectly consistent with protein intake

[signal mica]

This guy knows it

[scenic maple]

i am gonna be broke

[carmine pecan]

lmao yeah

[turbid goblet]

If ur above 180lbs, 100kg bench press is absolutely doable in a year

[scenic maple]

why do protein gotta cost this much

[signal mica]

Are u not from india

[scenic maple]

for non muricans this is 82kg

no man

[signal mica]

Isnt chicken briyannick like 1€ there

[scenic maple]

that is yes

[carmine pecan]

I can bench 80kg and I am satisfied

[scenic maple]

how much do you weight

[turbid goblet]

Ye sry im on the toilet and didnt feel like looking it up

[carmine pecan]

69kg

[scenic maple]

fr?

[carmine pecan]

fr lol

[turbid goblet]

For reps or for 1?

[signal mica]

Nice petals that dope

[carmine pecan]

I prefer low reps

[signal mica]

You do str training then?

[carmine pecan]

But I am on a calisthenic phase now

[signal mica]

5x5? Compound core ?

[carmine pecan]

I don't see a gym it's been 5 months now, home workout only

[turbid goblet]

How tall are you. U must be slim af

[signal mica]

Finnaly some tunes

[carmine pecan]

I am, lol

The real slim shady

[turbid goblet]

Im 230lbs and bench 245lbs for around 5-7 reps atm

5’9

[carmine pecan]

Training only triceps, foreams/wrists, chests and core

also legs

[turbid goblet]

Dont skip legs

[carmine pecan]

lmao

[signal mica]

Atg squats goated

[carmine pecan]

The secret for calories is tapioca

[scenic maple]

bro is flexible

[turbid goblet]

Lmaoo

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-in-a-bottle-gif-17405271436317529976

[scenic maple]

ok bro but keep some things personl 😩

[carmine pecan]

See you guys tomorrow

[zealous charm]

Dont they say a good standard is 1x your bodyweight for bench, 1.5x bodyweight for squat, 2x for deadlift

[signal mica]

Why djd u delete hahah

[scenic maple]

he wants only few people to know

[turbid goblet]

Elite is 1.5x, 2x, 3x

So i mean that sounds about right for general health

[zealous charm]

Yeah obviously more is better

[turbid goblet]

Still chasing a 600lbs deadlift

[zealous charm]

If you can do 1x, 1.5x, 2x and run 10km youre probably doing pretty well in life

[turbid goblet]

What if i cant run

[signal mica]

10km LMAO

[zealous charm]

Too low?

[carmine pecan]

That's a quarter marathon

[signal mica]

Yes, thats still visible

[carmine pecan]

Bro is running from the bathroom to the bedroom

peak fitness

[scenic maple]

wait so whats like elite level running

[zealous charm]

There are "couch to 5km" programs you can do in like 2-3 months

[scenic maple]

around 30 ish right?

[carmine pecan]

40km atleast is elite

[scenic maple]

i see

[carmine pecan]

emphasis on ATLEAST

[scenic maple]

it must take 2-3 hours

[hallow grove]

[carmine pecan]

Yeah it totally does

[scenic maple]

so 1.5x, 2x, 3x for bench squat deadlift and atleast 40 kilo takes you there

thats if u run 40 on first day

u gradually increase

first day at the gym they probs give you the influencers weights

[signal mica]

Those woman section ones that are colored hahah

2kg weight pink color

[scenic maple]

@rugged dune take notes please

[signal mica]

BILAL

Why did you tag him, he studies biology or sm?

[scenic maple]

no he has massive things he isnt supposed to have

lets just say that

[signal mica]

🐱

[scenic maple]

how do u know its 5 mins

[signal mica]

Cat pooped on the spot where i do rope jumping

[scenic maple]

yes but how do u know its 5 mins lol cause time isnt shown

[signal mica]

Should i post it

[scenic maple]

post the cat

crop the poop

[signal mica]

Thug ran away after commiting felony

Feliney

[scenic maple]

felinus catus

[dusky jacinth]

Personally a KB workout is >>

That calisthenics and meditation

[scenic maple]

no they are clean but doesnt mean they dont shit

[dusky jacinth]

I do 4 day full body circuit 2 day calisthenics

I think I wanna get back into running again, but idk

[signal mica]

I wanna get intro stretching but man is the feeling annoying

[dusky jacinth]

That KB wo gets me fucking shredded though

[dusky jacinth]

I love stretching. Once you can touch your toes even a little IMO that’s when it feels the best

[zealous charm]

Surprising to learn not everyone can touch their toes

[dusky jacinth]

Gotta stretch them hammies

My favorite stretch is the knees over toes lunge

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27161863

[worthy cargo]

Good morning

Day 2 of Hou Sec Con

today

It's gonna be fun

[zealous charm]

Fr, dudes will spend 12 hours staring at a computer but can’t spend 1 hour to better themselves each day

[carmine pecan]

If you move at 23.5% the speed of light

Any red flags looks like a green flag

[devout geyser]

is there a student discount anymore for VIP?

[carmine pecan]

For more dating tips follow and subscribe

[scenic maple]

student discount has always been only in academy

and vip is no more available

[scenic maple]

but what about the green flags

[carmine pecan]

They will still look green

[scenic maple]

thats cool to know

[devout geyser]

need more coffee. i feel silly now

[scenic maple]

happens to best of us

[patent elbow]

redbull

[scenic maple]

apash

do you think cossiant is peak?

[patent elbow]

cossiant ?

[scenic maple]

croissant*

[patent elbow]

ahhhhhhhhhh

[scenic maple]

these thingies

[lilac cipher]

🥐

[patent elbow]

wellllll idkkkit really depends how they're made, some croissants are gross and some are perfect all buttery and everything

[lilac cipher]

@patent elbow

[patent elbow]

i don't eat them often but when i do i make sure to pick the right bakeries

[scenic maple]

is there a spicy version of them

i dont like sweets

[patent elbow]

nah a croissant's a croissant, fuck people who stuff it with chocolate or ham or whatever

[carmine pecan]

golam never ate a croissant?

They aren't usually sweets

[lilac cipher]

Spicy croissant?

Wtf

Croissant is plain

[scenic maple]

non european moment

[scenic maple]

whats spicy in europe

[carmine pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-signs-gif-23644682

[patent elbow]

some people (like serial killers) do stuff like that and put chorizo and all kinds of crap in croissants, it's a nightmare for me

[carmine pecan]

I am gonna pass out

Sadly this is common practice in Portugual

[patent elbow]

😔

[carmine pecan]

😭

[lilac cipher]

Spicy food

[scenic maple]

that looks like a fat shrimp

[scenic maple]

whats spicy food in europe

[carmine pecan]

There is no spicy food in europe

[scenic maple]

shrimps are cool tho

[lilac cipher]

Food with spice in em

[scenic maple]

this cant be true

[carmine pecan]

Spiciness is a property that only happens below the equator golam

[scenic maple]

like what

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[lilac cipher]

State secret

[carmine pecan]

Above the equation spiciness is rare, except for Mexico

[scenic maple]

the more you know

maybe its not all bad that i was born below the equator

atleast i get spicy food

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-469465151368251011

[lilac cipher]

We have peppers

Paprika

Chorizo

[scenic maple]

not bad then

i have always wondered whats the avg food in every country looks like

where i live its mostly rice

[carmine pecan]

You would be a great mathematician

[scenic maple]

and i dont like rice

[carmine pecan]

avg food

[lilac cipher]

Rice is delicious

[scenic maple]

maybe so

[zealous charm]

Rice on its own is meh

[lilac cipher]

Basmati rice isn't

[zealous charm]

Gotta have something with it like some shahi korma or a burrito bowl

[dusky jacinth]

That’s my slime

[patent elbow]

rice is good

[lilac cipher]

Rice between croissant?

[naive hearth]

on my htb it showing 60% towared hacker rank and it still same before i solved 3-4 machine .

[odd knoll]

They need to be active machines

[patent elbow]

[lilac cipher]

😡

[odd knoll]

And it usually takes 24 hours

[naive hearth]

oohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[patent elbow]

i hope one day i could get your elite hacker rank

[naive hearth]

when a active machine retired ?

[scenic maple]

thats like the most premium version of rice lol

[raven rain]

AI glompy

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-eggman-rage-sonic-colors-dr-robotnik-gif-25027068

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/mlem-silly-goofy-cat-silly-cat-goofy-gif-27564930

[naive hearth]

when a active machine retired ?
@odd knoll

[lilac cipher]

Yes

[odd knoll]

It doesn't count towards your rank but if you achieve a rank you keep it

[lilac cipher]

Other rice bad

[patent elbow]

basmati rice is cheating rice

real rice is better

[naive hearth]

they selling it so much basmati basmati everywhere

[lilac cipher]

😡

[naive hearth]

which one is real ?

[patent elbow]

rice is actually insane, you can do so much with it, it goes with everything, any sauce, any dish

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/water-pov-cat-gif-21660003

[lilac cipher]

Fried rice mixed with some eggs

😋

[naive hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/wednesday-wednesday-addams-gif-16013306465423815312

[patent elbow]

sometimes i wonder if i like pasta or rice more

[lilac cipher]

I can eat only those two types of food for the rest of my life

[patent elbow]

yeah same

[odd knoll]

Another reason to work towards getting hacker rank 🤣

[patent elbow]

and some redbull

[lilac cipher]

Lots of redbull

[naive hearth]

😆 yesh

https://tenor.com/view/dance-vibing-grooving-microphone-music-gif-2314683734397195818

[supple plume]

This would be one of these lifetime achievements IMO

[supple plume]

This is a really good question

But there is not single answer it depends, listen more than you talk would be my advice. Ask about why people like what they like so you can gather knowledge

[signal mica]

I like therefore i do

[frail turtle]

God i failed my job standards test because i couldn't scale a fence

[patent elbow]

wtf

red team things??

[frail turtle]

My feet kept slipping on the fence

[flint copper]

aww shiet

[frail turtle]

I think its because my shoes are worn out

[flint copper]

will they let you retry?

[flint copper]

damn

yeah they should let you retry

[frail turtle]

Yeah i think they will let me retry

[flint copper]

why wouldn't they give you standard issue equipment to even tryout for it?

seems like they would

[frail turtle]

But before i do i have to attend tutoring 💀

[flint copper]

😩

[frail turtle]

I dont know....it was just my shoes i couldn't keep a grip on the fence

[flint copper]

seems they would give you shoes

[frail turtle]

They put a weighted vest on you too but that wasnt a problem at all

[flint copper]

standard issue shoes, the same shoes you'd be doing police work in

that makes the most sense

[frail turtle]

[signal mica]

? isnt the company supposed to provide you with relevant gear to finish the task

shoes included

[frail turtle]

I was like oh this is 18 pounds?

[frail turtle]

Its police not a company

[west venture]

Police is a company

[signal mica]

argument is still the same

[frail turtle]

Nah they dont give us shoes

[signal mica]

what

by default you should get those police high boots

[frail turtle]

We just attend

[signal mica]

aha

[frail turtle]

Everyone got past the barrier except for me.

[signal mica]

now take your emotions

transform them into workout

and ace it next time

[frail turtle]

This is like the cpts all over again only worse because i have to travel 30 miles

Yeah im gonna try scaling fences on my own or practice

I havent done that kinda stuff since i was a kid

[woven trellis]

Goood AM

[dusky jacinth]

Fuck yeah popcorn chicken time

[hushed warren]

2026 is too close for my liking

can i sue him for harrassment?

[carmine pecan]

Trying sueing your harsh inner critic instead

🙂

[hushed warren]

i'll ask buddha to be the judge

[carmine pecan]

He will probably tell you to stop talking and go meditate more

[hard harbor]

Another day.. another rejection email.

let me in

[carmine pecan]

Reframe it

"Another day.. another progress email."

let me practice more, thank you for the extra free time

[scenic maple]

every stone you turn for gold is still progress

next day you have to turn less stones

[carmine pecan]

That's what she said

[raven rain]

every rejection is one step closer to an offer

[dark summit]

I am in a issue

[scenic maple]

but thats assuming you actually get an offer if you dont get one then everything would go in vain
thats why dont stop until you get one

[dark summit]

Related to nibbleblog

can someone help me?

the metasploit works in htb attackbox but not on my blackarch system

[rose onyx]

I'm going to kick all your stones

[scenic maple]

[raven rain]

are you referring to the Nibbleblog walkthrough in Academy? -> #modules
are you referring to the Nibbleblog retired box on Labs? -> #boxes (or use the official walkthrough)

[scenic maple]

well if its not a network issue its probably blackarch related issue

[hard harbor]

Just have to keep on swimming

[dark summit]

I am in the penetration tester path

[scenic maple]

ye but move to specific channel

[raven rain]

-> #modules

[scenic maple]

this is off topic

[dark summit]

ok

[hard harbor]

I am nearly at my 4 year mark with the job I hold. I think if I can manage to pay for like one cert it should really help my cause

[carmine pecan]

Petition to create #general-on-topic and #general-off-topic for a week as a social experiment

People will be so so sooooo confused

[raven rain]

but this is off topic

[carmine pecan]

Damn it's already working

[rose onyx]

Petition to make everyone mods for a week as a social experiment
People will be so confused

[lilac cipher]

Petition to remove general

[carmine pecan]

Start voting y'all

[frail turtle]

Is it?

[zealous charm]

Petition to remove @lilac cipher

[carmine pecan]

Petition to remove

[raven rain]

no, but unless you start thinking that way, you're going to break down

get feedback from others about your resume

[frail turtle]

I think it's really harsh to go through a lot of rejection or force yourself through it

This one guy said he approached 1000 women and noted down all the rejections....he never got accepted.

[raven rain]

https://tenor.com/view/outcome-memories-gif-17588520558985176608

[frail turtle]

That kind of stuff can damage the mind make you think things that aren't true

[raven rain]

wrong type of rejection. lol

[frail turtle]

It's the same with jobs is what i mean

[rose onyx]

Not sure how asking the ladies out relates to applying for a job. Unless you're bad at asking ladies out and are applying to jobs with the same mentality.

[frail turtle]

If you apply to 1000 jobs and nobody accepts you, you begin to think things that aren't true

[rose onyx]

I would think your process is bad and you didn't try adjusting it along the way.

[frail turtle]

Or even worse you start internalizing that the rejection is a reflection of your skills and so on.

[raven rain]

if you apply to 1000 jobs and nobody accepts you, then it's very likely that you are either applying to the wrong positions or your resume/interview skills aren't up to snuff

[zealous charm]

Yeah, I think around 100 rejections I'd start to reevaluate my resume or skillset

If you arent getting interviews then you know your resume sucks, if you are getting interviews but no offers you know your interviewing sucks

[lilac cipher]

Thats only 50 points

Try hitting a triple 60 instead

[raven rain]

if you give an infinite number of immortal monkeys a typewriter each

[rose onyx]

If you give a @scenic maple a cookie

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cookies-cookies-cat-cats-cat-want-cookies-gif-17584324

[open vigil]

what's the recipe

[hard harbor]

I’m no where near that luckily. The job I just was aiming for had me as “Eligible for further consideration” so at least I know my resume isn’t entirely shit.

[frail turtle]

In 2025 i dont believe interviews have anything to do with resumes

[scenic maple]

milk chocolate flour

[hard harbor]

It’s all about shaking the right hands it seems

[frail turtle]

If youre competing with like 500 people

Your chances of getting to the interview is maybe less than 1%

[scenic maple]

you are not competing with 500 people you are competing with the attention of karen from hr

or ai model

[frail turtle]

I do believe however in like proper networking

[zealous charm]

mfw you have to be good to get a good job

[hard harbor]

If you are US based, I highly recommend looking if you have a Defcon group in your local. It’s a good chance to get in touch with professionals in your area.

[frail turtle]

They dont care about that anymore

[lilac cipher]

I ping @scenic maple

I leave

[frail turtle]

You could have built two nuclear reactors in your backyard, HR will still ignore you lol

[scenic maple]

[hard harbor]

The network diagram we got from a “jr cissp” consultant the other day would suggest otherwise

[lilac cipher]

[scenic maple]

but are we good enough

😔

[frail turtle]

The way i got my shit job at autozone

Which my boss actually rejects a lot of people for

Is by going to the store first and introducing myself to her

[hard harbor]

Bro gave us a document that looked like a spider on drugs made a web and called it a network topology lol

[frail turtle]

Well its not a shir job theres actually worse out there.

[scenic maple]

no job is worse than unemployment

unless it has something to do with java

[frail turtle]

Well no being a delivery guy is a really hard and stressful low paying job

Uber/lyft driving too is also very harsh

Taxi is harsh. Etc theres a lot that is harsh.

People working in places like McDonald's have it good because they at least at bare minimum have air conditioning

[heady sage]

I second this

Local defcon groups are awesome

[frail turtle]

How you find one of those

[scenic maple]

usually start by googling

[zealous charm]

You can also network through discord and get referrals that way

[scenic maple]

i got my first job via discord no lie

[zealous charm]

2 of my pentester roles were also gotten through discord connections

[scenic maple]

we are not so diff then 🤝

[lilac cipher]

Hire me

[frail turtle]

Yeah i just googled for one it says i gotta email this guy

[lilac cipher]

Im excellent at running nessus

[scenic maple]

real hackers dont have social media

[lilac cipher]

And burp active scan

[zealous charm]

We are hiring (US based though)

[scenic maple]

they email each other

[lilac cipher]

Ok marry me first then

[scenic maple]

not us based but could you just paste the qualifciations without the bullshit (like team player and other hr stuff)

[scenic maple]

dont forget to encrypt with his public key to leave a lasting impression

||this is actually real. people do this irl||

[frail turtle]

It makes sense tho i get it

Public and private key encryption is still somewhat a mystery to me under the hood

[hard harbor]

If you’re in the US there is a github repo that lists all of them. It is normally like DC(area code)

[scenic maple]

its just copy pasta commands for now but you could use cryptohack site to learn more

[stone marsh]

Pfft, just include a picture of the HR persons house with your CV if you really want the job

[frail turtle]

Yeah for me its DC212 apparently

[scenic maple]

bro dont dox yourself online

[zealous charm]

Pretty standard job stuff, for our web role (senior/principal level):

• 5-8 years hands on web testing experience
• One of OSWE, OSWA, BSCP, eWPT, eWPTX, or other similar cert
• Familiarity with testing modern applications and WAF bypasses
• Public advisories (CVEs, bug bounty, etc) is a plus

[hard harbor]

Mine hosts a monthly meetup where someone talks about something and there are also virtual blue team & red team nights.

[scenic maple]

just do your location + defcon local community

[scenic maple]

thats actually do able
if i land in the us someday i would apply

its also cool that yall have roles for pentesting

like web

ultra rare these days

[hard harbor]

I thought getting a soc analyst job would be quicker than trying to get a pentesting role but it seems both are just luck of the draw at this point

[frail turtle]

Hmm 🤔

[scenic maple]

there is a reason i am a web dev

[hard harbor]

Let me follow SOPs and escalate accordingly 😩

[frail turtle]

Its interesting that you say that

[hard harbor]

The job postings act like you need to be a security architect just to work tier 1 in a SOC.

[lilac cipher]

I have 69 yoe

[frail turtle]

Yeah even AI will tell you webdev is where its at

[zealous charm]

I've interviewed people who have been working longer than I've been alive

[lilac cipher]

[frail turtle]

I think even fintech is easier than security anything these days because security is optional

Thats what i believe makes getting into security hard

[scenic maple]

do they become like yoda at that point

https://tenor.com/HZMJ.gif

[carmine pecan]

Far from it

Yoda is cool and wise

Those guys are corporate and normie

[frail turtle]

Like people just dont care, that dentist will in fact use windows 10 in his office because it just works

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-black-cat-eyebrow-raise-stare-gif-6214185072299085291

[scenic maple]

i mean if u pentest for 30 years you should be wise

[carmine pecan]

Ok, we will have this talk again in 30 years

[frail turtle]

If you pentest for 30 years youre just raymond kenny fron watchdogs

[carmine pecan]

Spoiler

[scenic maple]

what happens if we die

[carmine pecan]

please delete

[scenic maple]

yep thats a spoiler

[carmine pecan]

Go to the approriate #1421516448731369665 channel

[lilac cipher]

Spoil

[carmine pecan]

and ask help there

[lilac cipher]

It is

[scenic maple]

and then dm

[thorny mirage]

hello

[carmine pecan]

But what you found @timber shard is a backdoor left by another HTB Player

[frail turtle]

Spawning bash is a spoiler?

[carmine pecan]

;P

[lilac cipher]

Yes

[carmine pecan]

It's a common backdoor

[frail turtle]

ok

[carmine pecan]

Oh you are asking about the mechanisms of suid?

[lilac cipher]

Posting any terminal output is a spoiler

[frail turtle]

[exotic pendant]

😄

[frail turtle]

suidbash sounds like some usermade program

[carmine pecan]

Yes, try ./suidbash -i

[frail turtle]

The crazies security barrier is probably a shell with no access to commands.

[lilac cipher]

Did we really wrap a program around chmod 4777 /bin/bash 😂

[carmine pecan]

I meant -pi

sorry

[exotic pendant]

Friday-2

[carmine pecan]

Without -p bash will always make the UID be the same as EUID

[frail turtle]

Stop it frost

[carmine pecan]

But without -i it won't work either, you want an interactive shell

[exotic pendant]

[carmine pecan]

Check euid?

the suid is there? and the binary is root:root owned?

Interesting, you probably have a weird reverse shell

[frail turtle]

Do companies actually set user id bits on shit?

Is this even realistic

[carmine pecan]

It should be if the programmer knows what's he doing

But most Linux tools will care about that

so it's a must-know still

[frail turtle]

I just dont see the point in setting the suid bit on anything