general

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah me personally I just read through the classified NSA field manual

[devout sail]

You dad works there

So it's easy to access

[dusky jacinth]

Nah

[devout sail]

Not for us

Oh yeah he doesn't work there

[native plume]

It's too pricy tbh

[devout sail]

I forgot u said not to mention

Nvm

[native plume]

Also I think I'm happy with HTB content more

[dusky jacinth]

Jeez man

[graceful pendant]

bruh xD

goober

[frail turtle]

I'm not much of a cert guy, but uhmm if I had to learn something I'd either do HTB or I would just look at the rubric and then reasearch each topic on the internet

[dusky jacinth]

Put my secrets out like that

[graceful pendant]

I didnt hear nothin

[dusky jacinth]

Good

Doesn’t matter

[devout sail]

Yeah no one knows

[dusky jacinth]

You’re in a list now

[devout sail]

At top?

[dusky jacinth]

Thanks a lot

[graceful pendant]

I was already on it but aite

[frail turtle]

🚔

[devout sail]

He probably isn't joking

[dusky jacinth]

Now the government is gonna spy on all my friends :/

[frail turtle]

We dont know you though

they only care if we know you personally

[hoary nebula]

Shadow never listens to me

[dusky jacinth]

Well yeah he’s got mango juul pods

[graceful pendant]

false

[devout sail]

I got no anime gif

But

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-drill-staying-alive-rose-looks-at-camera-whatever-gif-6259963079393116309

[native plume]

Offsec certs might be better for HR but I'm not going after HR tbh

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tannnn-gif-13352244502831012524

Fuck it's bright

[frail turtle]

You really think the NSA knows that discord even exists?

[dusky jacinth]

Take that’s shit down

It’s so bright

[hoary nebula]

Hallicon

[graceful pendant]

bro. yes.

[devout sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579463686394216448/1067118939169095750/QQ20230116203202.gif

[graceful pendant]

Are you joking?

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/vikings-ac-vikings-ac-gif-3730341785245728387

[dusky jacinth]

The NSA is straight up the most dangerous org on the planet

[frail turtle]

those guys are just a bunch of clowns on desk job all day

[dusky jacinth]

Nope

Wrong

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-girl-hairi-takahara-kamome-gif-1572339333030342558

[frail turtle]

same for FBI

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/kakashi-hatake-kakashi-naruto-anime-anime-dance-gif-12307890643862604085

[devout sail]

Weeb

[graceful pendant]

lmao, a basic analyst at NSA could literally roll you into a blunt and smoke you

junior analyst

[dusky jacinth]

Now imagine TAO

[native plume]

Certified Weeb Enjoyer Specialist

[devout sail]

So they are smoker

[frail turtle]

smoking is bad for them so i win

[graceful pendant]

this is a good website :

https://roadmap.sh/

[frail turtle]

in the end

[devout sail]

It is

But they say ceh is advance certificate

I believed them

[dusky jacinth]

Crazy

[frail turtle]

i dont know shadow everyone on here pretty much laughs at CEH

[devout sail]

I'm dumb

[noble plover]

Any idea when they'll upload the friday cube talk? I missed it 😅

[dusky jacinth]

It’s mandatory to get your CEH before you take CPTS

[devout sail]

But as i said before
HR gets wet by ceh

[native plume]

Once Falcon finishes his lunch

Sorry Falcon

[fierce vale]

nsa if you're reading this I'm available

[frail turtle]

I see, and understand what you mean ;c

[dusky jacinth]

Me first!

[frail turtle]

NSA you can lick my balls!

[halcyon relic]

hello, how i can filter in retire macine by only VIP and not VIP +

[devout sail]

All of govt jobs require that cert too 💀

[dusky jacinth]

CEH and Sec+

Some require CySA

[devout sail]

Ask in support

[frail turtle]

Ohhhh dude you know what in maryland there's a lot of cyberjobs people are looking for folks with HTB certs now

[devout sail]

I gave link

[halcyon relic]

okay

[frail turtle]

I've seen several posts looking for people who have CPTS but i haven't applied

[devout sail]

I like htb hoodie

[frail turtle]

I dont wanna do cyber as a job atm

[devout sail]

Where

[halcyon relic]

why

i think its kind cool

[devout sail]

At the moment

He says

He needs to be older

[frail turtle]

After I took the CPTS I understood what the job was like and I don't wanna jump into that yet.

[thin peak]

Why the hamistar wear a Nazi hat 😭

[frail turtle]

I'm at the point in my life where I don't want to use my brain

[halcyon relic]

dont look that

[devout sail]

It's Monday

[devout sail]

[devout sail]

Repost

[graceful pendant]

still true

[halcyon relic]

i think cpts is more stresful than a job

[devout sail]

So is waking up on Monday

[frail turtle]

I mean think about it, you do it in school for 12 years, and then go do it again for another 4-6 years, and then I did it even more for 2 more years; life was good during the 3 years I spent not using my brain

it was nice

[devout sail]

Not everyone get to have that

[graceful pendant]

i just quit smoking 🥬

[frail turtle]

at the moment I like my job at autozone because I only have to use 20% of my brain

[graceful pendant]

i fucking hate it

[devout sail]

Then getting job would be pain too
Can u explain this 3 year gap in your resume

Mf those are 3 line breaks

[devout sail]

Just ?

[frail turtle]

The way I approached this question on my interview for both the police and autozone, was that I didn't just sit Idle i was gaining skills (and I was and had proof)

[graceful pendant]

yeah like a month or two ago

i absolutely hate it

[devout sail]

Yeah then good
I thought you were neet for 3y

[frail turtle]

I was a NEET

[devout sail]

Keep hating but don't start again

[frail turtle]

but I was still you know putting in work where i could towards 3d art for example

[devout sail]

So you lied

[graceful pendant]

I might have to ngl

at some point

[devout sail]

It's easy to get into it

Not worth it

[frail turtle]

no it's da truf I swear

[devout sail]

I 3d print every morning

[graceful pendant]

with a nice cup of coffee

[devout sail]

I don't drink those thing

[graceful pendant]

🚽

3d printing in the morning

xD

[devout sail]

Printing is printing

[frail turtle]

Oh did I show you guys the chew sticks I got

it's pretty cool

[young glen]

😃

[devout sail]

Lmao

[devout sail]

Don't tell me that's you in your pfp

[frail turtle]

I good magician

[devout sail]

Show

[frail turtle]

never reveals his secrets

[proud moth]

Think of an exploit

[native plume]

That's me in my pfp

[devout sail]

Ssrf

[graceful pendant]

LFI

[dusky jacinth]

Wrong

SSTI

[proud moth]

RIPP

[devout sail]

Why u got red hair

[graceful pendant]

STDLOL

[devout sail]

Bof

[native plume]

It's dark brown

[frail turtle]

ASREP-Roast

[graceful pendant]

omgwtfbbq

[devout sail]

Why

[dusky jacinth]

Good question

[native plume]

Hmmm

[dusky jacinth]

Answer him @native plume

[native plume]

Hard to answer

[devout sail]

@proud moth do all

🙃

[graceful pendant]

lowkey kind of sus pfp ngl

[devout sail]

Hard?

[spare horizon]

playing watch dogs

man

life is great

[dusky jacinth]

Radical

[native plume]

The wallpaper is normal but the anime is not lol

[spare horizon]

physical hacking looks so fun

[devout sail]

Love3

[graceful pendant]

yeah well, looks a bit sketchy ngl

[devout sail]

I know someone who would love this shit

She got weird taste

[frail turtle]

It is have you picked locks?

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/miyuki-takara-lucky-star-gif-24088286

[spare horizon]

i never tried, it just looks fun in watchdogs

to

hack with physical access

[frail turtle]

buncha curse words all over the place, but that moment when you finally pop that little lock open is like that feeling when you take a poop out of relief

[native plume]

Thank you for reminding me I have to do this tomorrow 😭

[devout sail]

Killing in game looks easy and fun

[devout sail]

I do it every night before sleeping

So i can wet them

[graceful pendant]

okay chill out jeffrey dahmer

[spare horizon]

bro

i am a pacifist

[devout sail]

I'm just saying

[native plume]

I guess I need them during the day because my screentime is almost 10+ hours

[graceful pendant]

which htb cert should i do ?????

[devout sail]

What does that have to go with anything

[devout sail]

CPe

[spare horizon]

pacfisits dont kill people even ingame

like vegans

[fierce vale]

you mean in fortnite?

[graceful pendant]

CAPE?

[devout sail]

I can't sit still so i do at night

[devout sail]

Yes

[native plume]

Do you like web, network, or ad stuff

[graceful pendant]

god dam. I hate AD, I hate fucking bloodhound,

[devout sail]

Oh so not from pacific whatever placd

[devout sail]

So not fuck them

[graceful pendant]

I kind of like web shit but maybe i should do AD cus i hate it so much

[devout sail]

Do it

Fun

Next week

[rustic carbon]

I’m free

[devout sail]

It is windows

[devout sail]

Wow

[graceful pendant]

bro im so lost when im in a PS shell

[rustic carbon]

Not like this

😂

[native plume]

I'm trying to do those vulnlab machines to git gud with windows and ad

[graceful pendant]

i have to google basic commands and how to move around

[frail turtle]

I want to eventually, when I get a better job get training for bloodhound because theres nothing out there on how to use it like a god

[devout sail]

Then

[devout sail]

Same
But that's how u start

[rustic carbon]

I have left the parteh

[devout sail]

Can't just know all of the command without any experience

[devout sail]

Oh ...

Weren't you the one who got chocolate

[rustic carbon]

Ah the bueno

What a legend

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/gimme-chocolate-gimme-chocolate-baby-metal-baby-gif-15500410

[devout sail]

Yeah get one for assass

[native plume]

The only babymetal song I know

[turbid goblet]

yo i just wanted to make sure everyone knew if you guys wanted to pay off my student loans ur totally allowed to

[rustic carbon]

Same

[devout sail]

The girl behind H is working extra hard 💀

[rustic carbon]

Assass

[devout sail]

Sure

[native plume]

Now that you say it 💀

[devout sail]

Chronos used to be an assass

[native plume]

It's Assasa 😭

[devout sail]

With A

[native plume]

Ass and a half

[rustic carbon]

I did 11k steps dancing apparently

[devout sail]

That's alot of dancing

But you could have skipped party

And do modules

[rustic carbon]

Everytime I slowed down someone stood infront of me 🥲

Keeping me on my toes

[devout sail]

Or do a axademy modules in party

[rustic carbon]

I couldn’t have, it was a family thing

[devout sail]

Yeah no
No one taking me anywhere without my will
Unless they carrying me

I cba to party 💀

Just normal meeting drain me for week

[dusky jacinth]

^

[turbid goblet]

why doesnt htb have a mobile app 🙁

[native plume]

Meetings are so annoying

[turbid goblet]

i wanna ready academy while im pooping

[devout sail]

Why u need

[dusky jacinth]

phone calls are worse

[dusky jacinth]

@devout sail

He needs to be ready

[devout sail]

It's tolerable
Better than video call

[dusky jacinth]

OH my god hell no

[mighty frigate]

Could one prep for the cpts from a beginner 😂? And then take the exam ?

[rustic carbon]

Considered like a big thing for someone’s 21st 🤷‍♀️

I don’t celebrate my birthday

[mighty frigate]

Ik it sounds dumb asf

[rustic carbon]

But I’ll celebrate other people’s

[devout sail]

Yes

[devout sail]

Yeah

[mighty frigate]

Really ?

[devout sail]

You get parry

[dusky jacinth]

I get this on a real level

[devout sail]

Party

[turbid goblet]

hasnt everyone that has cpts started as a beginner?

[dusky jacinth]

Time to watch MHA gamers

[dusky jacinth]

at some point yes

[devout sail]

Well people prepare for shit from 0 to 100

[turbid goblet]

exactly whats his question lol

[dusky jacinth]

Nah I came out the womb rooting

[vivid flower]

I started as an expert

[devout sail]

You are tyc

[turbid goblet]

based

[dusky jacinth]

Its true

he's the all knowing

[hushed warren]

❌ i was born with the powers like yhwach

[devout sail]

Spawned at nsa

[dusky jacinth]

Guys mha is so good

[mighty frigate]

What’s a rough time line ? Not to rush or anything

[native plume]

I want to become ultra haxor bro max

[devout sail]

So senseless

[vivid flower]

Funnily enough people paid me for lessons despite me not having the cert i was teaching for

[turbid goblet]

bleach is a mid anime, sorry

[dusky jacinth]

that's where I put my bed

[devout sail]

No idea 💀

[mighty frigate]

Yh I meant after how long or at what point can u take it

[hoary nebula]

mods ban this guy

[hushed warren]

i assign you the schrift "R" for Ratio + cringe

[devout sail]

I want the v

Vag

[hushed warren]

uh...

[dusky jacinth]

You can get it

work for it

[devout sail]

Visionary

[hoary nebula]

Vagina

[turbid goblet]

i only enjoyed bleach bc i was able to look at orihime

[dusky jacinth]

WHOA

[rustic carbon]

My first ever cosplay was misa

[hushed warren]

thats lord of the mysteries domain

[hushed warren]

💀

[devout sail]

The fool

Who doesn't belong to

This era

[dusky jacinth]

nah my domain would be gambling feveer

[hoary nebula]

@rose onyx I see u reacting

[hushed warren]

the mysterious ruler above the gray fog

[native plume]

Death Note?

[hushed warren]

the king of yellow and black who wields good luck 🔥

[devout sail]

I like amon tho

He will be better lotm

[hoary nebula]

Tyc, I will tickle your kneecaps

[hushed warren]

i'm a amanises believer

[devout sail]

[hushed warren]

praise the goddess

[devout sail]

Hmm

[hoary nebula]

@rustic carbon hows the party

[devout sail]

She barely did anything

Other than being first

Wait

[dusky jacinth]

womp womp

[devout sail]

What are u

[dusky jacinth]

first blood?

[devout sail]

Anime

[dusky jacinth]

hell yeah

[devout sail]

Or ln

[hushed warren]

slandering eternal darkness is worthy of death

[hushed warren]

novel

[devout sail]

Ok then

She really did barely anything

[rustic carbon]

Yes.

[vivid flower]

That game was awesome

[rustic carbon]

Yeah finally left 🙃

[hushed warren]

her divinity while breathing is enough to become my wallpaper

[hoary nebula]

going home now

[graceful pendant]

is meterpreter exclusive to msfconsole?

[devout sail]

Hmm you will get mtod

What's her name

[hushed warren]

din't play it yet. someday i'll do it and become the black emperor

dattebayo

[devout sail]

Goddess of desire?

[hoary nebula]

dattebayo

[hushed warren]

mother of depravity or sum

[rustic carbon]

I’m gonna stay somewhere else because I’m closer to there tonight

[burnt parcel]

damn u r still here 👀

[hushed warren]

mother goddess of depravity

[devout sail]

Yeah depravity

You get that

[hoary nebula]

wdym, im always here

[frail turtle]

What? Bro we live here

this is our home

[burnt parcel]

yeah, i kinda figured lol

[devout sail]

Hehe i like the ending quote of book 1 in your bio

[hushed warren]

knowing that the china communist party censored what she did to klein makes me sad

w scene

[burnt parcel]

rent aint getting any cheaper huh?

[devout sail]

I love everu ending of book 1 arcs

Book 2 wasn't that great

[hoary nebula]

@vivid flower hows Oregon

[devout sail]

Coi

[burnt parcel]

btw did anybody discuss this great firewall doc "surprise" so far? couldnt find any messages in the discord to that

[hushed warren]

book 1 is the embodiment of slice of life, which i love

peak

[dusky jacinth]

I wish I lived in oregon

[devout sail]

No no i mean while lotm

[dusky jacinth]

but noooooo

[hoary nebula]

no, we dont talk cybersec here

[devout sail]

Circle of inevitably fucked up

[hushed warren]

saw a youtube video about it but no discussion here

funny

[vivid flower]

Its nice, going to a farm to pick out pumpkins to carve with the gf in a couple days

[frail turtle]

have you guys seen what nicholas cage looks like now? He looks like a drug addict

[hoary nebula]

cool

[devout sail]

He looks lesbian

[dusky jacinth]

I htough that was a ball gag

[burnt parcel]

didnt pop up on my yt recommendations actually, just a reddit post; didnt even know what it is before googling it

[hushed warren]

perfection sadly isn't achievable 🕊️ atleast the humour of cuttlefish never got rusty

[burnt parcel]

maybe it becomes a lab in the near future 👀

[hushed warren]

that blyat can make me laugh every 5 chapters

[devout sail]

No book 3 tho

[vivid flower]

Read umineko

[hushed warren]

i should send him some canned wolf fish

[devout sail]

We wouldn't see eastern continent

[hushed warren]

never heard of this

[burnt parcel]

would u be so kind to send me the link to it via dm maybe?

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/umineko-when-they-cry-beatrice-beato-this-person-is-km-near-your-house-gif-12472776461321394000

[native plume]

My weak mortal heart should try reading both umineko and higurashi

[graceful pendant]

mfw all my github repos are private except like 1 or 2 funny little meme projects

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-light-blue-hair-anime-happy-anime-girl-blushing-anime-gif-18983492

[vivid flower]

Both are amazing

[dusky jacinth]

Love rich text

[devout sail]

Disgusting weeb in chat

I sleep

Good night

[hoary nebula]

wth

[dusky jacinth]

Bro lives in germany

[hoary nebula]

Shadow

I will haunt you

[rustic carbon]

Nevaaa

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-anime-good-night-love-you-gif-27069721

[devout sail]

3am

[burnt parcel]

i can feel him actually

[graceful pendant]

thats not germany

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[graceful pendant]

georgia or something

[burnt parcel]

23:31 in germany so umm nah

[graceful pendant]

russia

[dusky jacinth]

hmm so youre south east asia?

[devout sail]

I gotta sleep before sun rises

[hushed warren]

its the globe and mail video from 2 weeks ago

[devout sail]

[hushed warren]

search bar it

[graceful pendant]

india

oh ya

[devout sail]

Gmt

5

30

[dusky jacinth]

were good at this game

[devout sail]

Plua

[burnt parcel]

like 1.5k views?

[rustic carbon]

[dusky jacinth]

tikk3t and I are gonna go work for the NSA

[burnt parcel]

how is this so "undiscussed" on the interwebz wow

[dusky jacinth]

you won't hear from us anymore

[devout sail]

There's smooth emoji

[hoary nebula]

where do you find these cute emojies

[rustic carbon]

I don’t know what discords I’m in 😂

[devout sail]

[dusky jacinth]

real

[rustic carbon]

I just know I’m somewhere

[burnt parcel]

soda cant find it tbh

[hushed warren]

just achieve angelhood and you won't need to anymore

[hushed warren]

the video? damn

[hoary nebula]

silly goose

[devout sail]

Sleepless sequence 7 of so is enough to survive on few hours

[graceful pendant]

im not passing that background check

[burnt parcel]

yup, somehow cant find anything related to the recent find tbh

[devout sail]

You'll find me in error pathway tho

[dusky jacinth]

if they check my medical recordsd I probably would

[hushed warren]

sent it in dm

[burnt parcel]

ty buddy

[dusky jacinth]

I've seen some of the guys they hire

You got MDD? welcome to the greatest group of offensive security specialists on the planer

[hoary nebula]

@subtle plover sleep tight brother

[hushed warren]

sequence 9 is already enough. if i could choose 1 sequence 9 it would certainly be sleepless

praise the lady again

XD

[rose onyx]

You just threaten my dearest @subtle plover ?

[dusky jacinth]

nah its like 3 am over there

literally goodnight

[hoary nebula]

I hope u sleep tight brother

[dusky jacinth]

I'm gonna sleep so tight now

[hoary nebula]

go to sleep rn

[dusky jacinth]

nah I got work later

[native plume]

I hope you sleep, tight brother

[hoary nebula]

we all tight here brothers

[dusky jacinth]

I am, tight brother

bregnant

[hoary nebula]

pregante

[rustic carbon]

I just took my shoes off

[dusky jacinth]

boy pregnant

WHOA

put those back on

[hoary nebula]

stinky

[dusky jacinth]

fuck you think this is your home?

[torn cedar]

I hope everyone here trips on the way to bed

[rustic carbon]

Hold on lemme sniff

[native plume]

I'm already in bed 😭

[dusky jacinth]

Got a point

[hoary nebula]

I love Oregon

[torn cedar]

I hope you get a charlie horse

[dusky jacinth]

thug nasty

[rustic carbon]

They don’t smell

[hoary nebula]

W

[dusky jacinth]

Put that lemon away

we know you're lying

[rustic carbon]

Haha

[dusky jacinth]

snake

[hoary nebula]

The feet are sweet but salty

[rustic carbon]

[dusky jacinth]

ew man

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-boy-awkward-confused-what-gif-9999457

[dusky jacinth]

You know what you did

[rustic carbon]

They don’t smell bad, they smell like sock

[dusky jacinth]

THEY SMELL LIKE WHATY

[rustic carbon]

They smell like clothes

[dusky jacinth]

wait

my bad

[rustic carbon]

😆

[dusky jacinth]

I didn't have my glasses on

[hoary nebula]

yall ready for mondayu

[dusky jacinth]

never

So I keep going through the pentest path today, or do I program

choices choices

[hoary nebula]

code

[dusky jacinth]

Honestly yeah

I need a break

[hoary nebula]

coding is more fun

[dusky jacinth]

debatable

[hoary nebula]

if it Python

[dusky jacinth]

but you're welcome to your opinion

python is always fun

[hoary nebula]

yeah but if its C#

its not funm

[dusky jacinth]

I'm building a Netcat clone rn

[hoary nebula]

hmmmm

[dusky jacinth]

Been pretty fun

[frail turtle]

My feet never stinky

[dusky jacinth]

I've never worked in C#, only ever php, js, perl, ruby etc...

but those never as much as python

I need to definitely do my laundry though

[hoary nebula]

what state u live in again?

@frail turtle

@frail turtle

[rustic carbon]

Is it, what do they smell like then?

[worthy cargo]

feet smell comes from fungus

not sweat

[rustic carbon]

I wash in detol soap, that soap takes you to down to your soul

[worthy cargo]

if your feet smell, you have foot fungus

[rustic carbon]

This is exactly why you should wash in detol like me

[hoary nebula]

detol

[rustic carbon]

Yes

[hoary nebula]

just use shampoo

[frail turtle]

Ny

[rustic carbon]

You have never been cleaner if you wash in dettol

[hoary nebula]

Deep clean every wash

[frail turtle]

Nothing

[frail turtle]

Diet greatly influence body odor

[rustic carbon]

It’s so good. You can actually feel how clean you are.

[rustic carbon]

That’s true, I eat all raw food

[dusky jacinth]

My diet is definitely creating some bodily odors if you catch me

[hoary nebula]

are you indian

[dusky jacinth]

raw is crazy

[dusky jacinth]

No LMAO

[rustic carbon]

Ya other than the meat obviously 😆

[dusky jacinth]

that's not what you said though

You said you eat all raw food

[rustic carbon]

You don’t know the meaning of squeaky clean until you use dettol

[dusky jacinth]

I'm scared to look it up

[rustic carbon]

And then top up with coco butter

[dusky jacinth]

I'm cool with dr. squatch

[frail turtle]

I have to replace my cologne im actually allergic to it

[vivid flower]

For me it's kirks

[dusky jacinth]

Oh yeah that definitely screams clean

[hoary nebula]

Dettol doesnt look like shower gel

[rustic carbon]

You can get it in a bar of soap or you can put a cap full in your bath

[vivid flower]

That looks like industrial disinfectant

[dusky jacinth]

I'm good on washing myself in the god killing elixir

[rustic carbon]

Just trussssa

[vivid flower]

Imagine taking a windex bath

[rustic carbon]

It’s gonna cleanse you of everything

[frail turtle]

Every hardcore indian person I've met in the states smells like curry

[native plume]

Hackers must stay clean 🔥

[dusky jacinth]

I take two showers a day

[hoary nebula]

Indians always smell like curry

[frail turtle]

when i say hardcore indian i mean like they literally came from there

[dusky jacinth]

What else would that mean

That they’re just die hard

[hoary nebula]

why

[frail turtle]

yeah

[vivid flower]

Ive been told i smell like dusty books and tea

[hoary nebula]

thats actually a nice smell

[native plume]

Time to sleep for me

Good night chat

[rustic carbon]

I’ve been told we smell like dairy

[hoary nebula]

gn bro

[native plume]

sleep 23400

[hoary nebula]

!sleep

[vivid flower]

Are you jewish?

[hoary nebula]

you smell like cheese

[rustic carbon]

Nah I’m white though.

[vivid flower]

A lot of jews i know kind of smell like cheese. Same with dutchmen

[rustic carbon]

I mean I literally look like my profile pic

😆

[hoary nebula]

also blue eyes?

[rustic carbon]

Ya

[vivid flower]

I look like john lennon

[rustic carbon]

That’s pretty cool

[rustic carbon]

Night

[hoary nebula]

okay, pic

[gray wraith]

hello everyone hope yall had a good weekend

[hoary nebula]

Eugene represent

I can see the resemblence

[vivid flower]

I have that phenotype

[hoary nebula]

phenotype?

[vivid flower]

Whatever genetic combination made john lennon im pretty sure i have also

Except thankfully i dont have a hank hill ass that travels up half my back

[hoary nebula]

what haha

[rustic carbon]

I had to go on Google to look at pics oh John lemon

[near swift]

Yannik

[rustic carbon]

Lennon *

[vivid flower]

Yeah have you ever seen john lennon with his shirt off? Guy has a gigantic buttcrack that literally travels up half his body

[near swift]

You are hacker now

[hoary nebula]

you butchered my name

[terse dirge]

Wassup sigmadrako

[near swift]

Congratulations

[near swift]

What's good

Seadris

[hoary nebula]

#seadris

[rustic carbon]

You notice butt cracks often ?

Now I need to go back on Google

[terse dirge]

Not much. Kinda bored right now tbh

[vivid flower]

Im an ass man

[near swift]

No box

[hoary nebula]

rank up

[terse dirge]

Nah I'm good right now.

[hoary nebula]

@terse dirge hi pookie

[hoary nebula]

damn, I killed chat

[turbid goblet]

im just watching u

[rustic carbon]

Me three

[turbid goblet]

u may continue

[hoary nebula]

me?

[rustic carbon]

I’m gonna go get in bed soon. Do I watch Netflix or read a book

[hoary nebula]

hmmm

reading a book before bed is better for the eyes tho

[rustic carbon]

I’ll be reading a kindle. I dunno if that’s better for the eyes

[hoary nebula]

what yo reading?

[rustic carbon]

Hm I have a couple I got. The most interesting one right now is “The courage to be disliked” it’s between a philosopher and his student.

[hoary nebula]

this?

[rustic carbon]

And it’s not even close to the title I feel

[hoary nebula]

Book looks nice

I'm reading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy rn

[rustic carbon]

It’s a different cover but it must be the same book.

[frail turtle]

I read his other book

[frail turtle]

courage to be happy

[rustic carbon]

Yeah that’s it

It’s really good

And it’s a pleasant change in reading style

[hoary nebula]

I could try reading it

[frail turtle]

I personally do not agree with a lot of Adler's viewpoints

I think letting everyone beat you to a pulp has its limits in practical psychology

[rustic carbon]

It basically tells me my trauma is all in my head. Which my doctors have been telling me years. WHO WOULDA SEEN THAT COMING

[frail turtle]

there are times when you do need to stand up for yourself and your loved ones

[rustic carbon]

I really like seeing things from different perspectives though.

I like being outside the box

Or even inside someone else’s box

[hoary nebula]

tbh, my fav book is still the LOTR hehe

[frail turtle]

I also disagree with Adler's ideas about love, almost entirely, he basically treats it like a chore

but in all honesty that guy looked like he had a sexless life

[hoary nebula]

oof if u see love like a chore..

[turbid goblet]

yeah law of the playground is cool

[frail turtle]

I mean looking at his wife I...uhh...let's say I understand why he said the things he did about love lol

[hoary nebula]

haha

[rustic carbon]

Yes. I had a friend once who was obsessed with the 48 laws of power book. Which seems to talk about people like everyone’s always after something and no one’s kind for free.

Makes living like a chore

[frail turtle]

If adler had his way with you, he'd have you living like Jesus, you'd probably end up on a cross

[rustic carbon]

I’m not keen on this way of thinking

Because I do nice things for free

[frail turtle]

im joking of course not literally lol

[rustic carbon]

Mate with the 2022 to 25 was going 🤣

[frail turtle]

lol

[rustic carbon]

But yeah in all seriousness it’s a really sad way to think

It’s like putting a cage over your being

[frail turtle]

basically he explained that we don't have feelings of love; I mean the courage to be happy was more of a collection of Alfred Adler's work, but I disagree, when you are intimate with someone you'll have feelings, a bond, connection, etc.

[hoary nebula]

hmm

[rustic carbon]

I’m not sure everyone who is intimate has formed a connection. Unlike me who gets attached over discord 😆

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-bao-stretch-tired-lazy-cat-wunkus-gif-7382670835118905832

I'm going to sleep

Again

Shut up everyone

[hoary nebula]

yeah im about to hit the bed too

[frail turtle]

I really like... dotoevsky's work, all his papers are literally novels, his ideas about philosophy, psychology, etc.

I'm not religious though

[hoary nebula]

@rustic carbon go to sleep

[frail turtle]

tomorrow I'm not gonna eat breakfast

I ate 3 slabs of steak today

[rustic carbon]

Night

[supple plume]

No shower no breakfast

3 slabs of steak

[frail turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-up-then-down-excuse-me-uhhh-what-the-heck-scared-of-you-gif-675755946193480599

[supple plume]

Hahaha

[turbid goblet]

ive been watching movie recaps on youtube

i essentially watched like 20 movies today

[mighty frigate]

Anyone from uk ?

[eternal mango]

At a glance I read that as mythical cartography

[terse dirge]

Eeeew math

[frail turtle]

I know I'm not a robot

because robots dont have a tibia

[heady sage]

Want

[patent elbow]

😎

[eternal mango]

Chrome got nothing on a noobie messing about with FreeCAD CLI

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8biMys9OE

[lilac cipher]

My mind read it as a different jeffrey at first

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/mlem-silly-goofy-cat-silly-cat-goofy-gif-27564930

[graceful pendant]

im buying one of these

[worldly moss]

what's up beautiful people, i took my fat ass to the gym today and worked out

[turbid goblet]

did u deadlift 405

[worldly moss]

now I'm learning javascript on Scrimba

[worldly moss]

i wish, i'm really weak these days

my lower back hurts if i try to deadlift my own bodyweight

i might talk to a PT about it

[turbid goblet]

deadlifting wrong

[worldly moss]

probably, I've never done it before

[turbid goblet]

oh, then dont

its an exercise u can skip

[worldly moss]

I tried because I wanted to be a firefighter and you have to be able to deadlift your own bodyweight to join

[turbid goblet]

oh yeah definitely

those dudes are typically huge

[worldly moss]

i'm massive, just massive and weak

it's really weird to go to the gym and struggle with small weights

[hollow bone]

I want to evolve from being a script kiddie level on HTB

Does solving machines and challenges give me progress for that?

[turbid goblet]

i still struggle with small weights

[patent elbow]

yes

[hollow bone]

Or only seasonal?

Retired one's?

[patent elbow]

only actives

[hollow bone]

What about them?

[worldly moss]

i'm taking my time with HTB, taking a break to learn web development since my friend might give me a part time job doing that

[hollow bone]

Oh 🙁

[fluid skiff]

am i the only one that can't connect to the vpn's?

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/mlem-silly-goofy-cat-silly-cat-goofy-gif-27564930

[worthy cargo]

Possibly

[turbid goblet]

what do u guys do to unknown open ports besides nc

[worldly moss]

i like to sing them love songs till midnight, that often works

[turbid goblet]

its a sunday why are u drunk

[patent elbow]

there's no good or bad day to drink

[worldly moss]

agreed, although I avoid alcohol because my meds "enhance the effects of alcohol" - meaning I feel really drunk off of one pint

[frail turtle]

caCAW!!! caCAWW!!!

[patent elbow]

same ❤️

[worldly moss]

also, I have no-one to drink with

drinking on your own is just sadface

[patent elbow]

i did it so many times

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1168179851514085407/1270484150788554844/image.gif

[worldly moss]

must've been a bad kitty

[patent elbow]

for sure

he did something really bad

[worldly moss]

not as bad as my kitty

he's on a watchlist

[patent elbow]

i gave in, got the DT 700 Pro X, hope it's gonna be worth it, my current headset sucks

[patent elbow]

big brother is watching him

[worldly moss]

time for a lunch break i think

[frail turtle]

Tortoises.....are not sea creatures

https://tenor.com/view/pkpk01-doggo-riding-lets-ride-they-see-me-rollin-they-hatin-gif-8030582

[eternal mango]

Ok, I think that was worth driving myself insane learning FreeCAD APIs..

Now I feel like I've earned bed lol

[frail turtle]

Zbrush 2022 and up has a feature that allows you to make these easily with an image

but it's expensive

[eternal mango]

Well, this is free

and learned a tonne

🤣

[frail turtle]

that's all that matters 🙂

[eternal mango]

Holllly crap... 90 EUR per coin haahahah

Expected it to be expensive, but not THAT expensive.. maybe I've got the dimensions wrong and it's the size of a manhole cover

[split patio]

90 EUR?

[terse dirge]

HTB challenge coins when? Or would they be HTB challenge cubes/squares?

[eternal mango]

Oh.. yeah.. the coins dimensions is like the size of a large beer coaster hahah

No idea, I just felt like messing around with CAD as I couldn't find a decent free coin designer that accepted a simple coloured 2D image and generated a height map for relief generation

That might be fun though.. challenge coins for bloods lol

Not at flippin 90 EUR each though! Will scale it down an dsee, but bet it'll still be pretty dear

That's on low quality mode, but it can be adjusted

Just takes a while to generate for any higher quality, so testing I've just left it in a low res mode

[lilac cipher]

Top 5 alledgedly has a htb medal for the season but... Teammate still hasn't had his lol

[eternal mango]

Physical rewards can take a bit longer, I'd advise reaching out to support.

I'm not involved in those logistics, so can't say much else I'm afraid

[lilac cipher]

No i know lol he already has done that and support wasn't aware of it also haha i mean iirc emma send him a link

[eternal mango]

Okiedokie

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/mlem-silly-goofy-cat-silly-cat-goofy-gif-27564930

[patent elbow]

thats cool!!!

[patent elbow]

oh shit

wtf

[woven plume]

How is virtual box so terrible…. How can they call it a stable release lol

Could someone recommend a more permanent VM software to use? Or do those not exist

Seems I spin up a vbox and after a few weeks or sometimes hours it’s broken and I have to wipe or spend an hour configuring it again 🙁

[tough oyster]

I am using vmware

[rustic carbon]

I can’t sleep

[worthy cargo]

compilnig suricata 8

then install on my server and get some practice

[woven plume]

Going back to old school USB Linux install for the portable-ness

[turbid goblet]

ive been practicing my mewing for the past 2hours

[terse dirge]

You can always daily drive Linux

[terse dirge]

You should integrate it with wazuh

[worthy cargo]

Will do

[terse dirge]

You just need to install the agent on the suricata machine and point it to the location of your eve.json file

Wazuh already has rules for suricata I believe

[worthy cargo]

agent already exist

just need to configure osssec.conf for the agent and send suricata logs

Hey bud

[terse dirge]

Wassup

[worthy cargo]

How's it going

Did anything fun toay

[terse dirge]

It's super easy btw

[worthy cargo]

shit I'm looking for job

I can get lady friend no problem

I just need a job first

Do you take care of yourself?

[turbid goblet]

have u tried nemora

[worthy cargo]

Like style and rizz and all that

dress well

well groomed

women like that

[terse dirge]

Get a cat bro

[turbid goblet]

are u wealthy?

thats ur problem

then why bring it up

[worthy cargo]

Why are you being a dick?

Cool it

Let the man talk

[turbid goblet]

how am i being a dick lol

[terse dirge]

Did someone pee in your Cheerios?

[worthy cargo]

Peerios!

😄

[turbid goblet]

lmaoo

i wasnt trying to be a dick but w.e

[exotic pendant]

Dog* more dogs

[terse dirge]

But cat go meow

[exotic pendant]

Got 2 new ollama bugs

Did a little code review

[terse dirge]

Nice

I started collecting pokemon cards again lol.

I used to have a bunch of really good ones when I was younger but they either got stolen or I gave them away

[exotic pendant]

I thought about buying a heavy 1st gen pack

[terse dirge]

It's 50/50 either you get something good or you don't

[exotic pendant]

Only a few hundred also

Not that bad

Warhammer costs more

[terse dirge]

Really???!!

[exotic pendant]

I just dropped $800 on Warhammer

[terse dirge]

[exotic pendant]

$170 for 1 model

[turbid goblet]

god damn how many point matches do u do

[exotic pendant]

2k

Got an army for my kid also

She love space marine tanks

And I got my Fulgrim

[turbid goblet]

is there an emporer of mankind model

[exotic pendant]

get a skelly in a golden throne

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-now-tts-if-the-emperor-tts-emperor-warhammer40k-gif-27571095

Offsec ai con next weekend

A few days on the beach

[frail turtle]

The fact that people pay tremendous amounts of money for paper cardboard pictures will never stop amazing me

Same with money. Printing errors are worth a fortune

Why would someone pay thousands of dollars for a dollar slightly misprinted on

But i am a hypocrite because i just bought a graphics card i dont really need, but it will make life easier for things i do.

[rustic carbon]

I have an orange cat so cute

[dusky jacinth]

Shout out all my orange cats

[tidal yoke]

Good night

[west venture]

Good night

[worthy cargo]

Wazuh setup to ingest suricata logs!

Word.

[spare horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-blue-today-grand-blue-today-grand-blue-gif-3044695395931622839

[rustic carbon]

I tried to setup Wazuh once

[worthy cargo]

and what happened?

[gaunt gale]

I’m thinking of starting to take electronics classes at a community college. My goal is to be able to repair broken devices such as laptops or smart phones. Then I can buy broken devices off eBay super cheap, fix them, verify they work, and sell them at used computer shops for twice as much as I purchased them for. Good idea or no?

Any legal issues with that?

Or any other issues I should be aware of?

[rustic carbon]

Two hours later and nope

Someone said it’s my own fault for using windows

I’m sure it was wazuh

[worthy cargo]

I got it setup on 3 servers

wazuh indexer, wazuh dashboard, and wazuh server

all 3 linux boxes on the proxmox network

[rustic carbon]

Maybe you could show me yours someday

[terse dirge]

Apple

[terse dirge]

Why not use the helper script for wazuh?

[worthy cargo]

I followed the documentation.

It was easy peasy to setup

[rustic carbon]

I went to war with ChatGPT

Setting up stuff like that

[gaunt gale]

I’m sorry what does that mean?

The company?

[terse dirge]

Apple products.

[gaunt gale]

Ok so will Apple sue? I don’t get it

[terse dirge]

Interesting, do you plan on clustering your wazuh in the future?

[terse dirge]

They're a pain to repair from what I've heard

[worthy cargo]

Not really

[gaunt gale]

Ok what about other companies besides Apple?

[terse dirge]

I've thought about clustering our wazuh at work but I'm thinking it probably won't help that much lol.

[gaunt gale]

And even for Apple I mean people do it

[storm meteor]

LOL I made a CTF team with my friends named "PwningOnQuack"...

[hoary nebula]

Morning chat

[rustic carbon]

Morning

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[dusky jacinth]

Guys my netcat clone works

Took a minute cause it kept sending the buffer in a loop and wouldn’t exit to the command prompt, but I got it to work!

[meager kernel]

Nice

[dusky jacinth]

Super basic, but it works and I can use it to upload/receive files as well

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-tired-dogs-gif-26200086

[dusky jacinth]

Ong

[subtle plover]

@austere sinew

[terse dirge]

Real

[hoary nebula]

burgir

https://tenor.com/view/vikings-ac-vikings-ac-gif-3730341785245728387

[green kite]

morning all

[prime heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[fervent drum]

wow

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-morning-good-morning-gif-5903581903933326842

What?

[gentle bronze]

??/

[prime heron]

??/

[hoary nebula]

??/

[static pasture]

#bot-commands

[supple plume]

Aaaah

[dusky jacinth]

McFlurry

[hoary nebula]

you are a mc furry

[azure remnant]

I think its better to know how to automate setting up a new OS instead of being too careful to not break your system

[prime heron]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-chad-arch-arch-linux-chad-user-gif-21904978

[azure remnant]

How could u tell

[prime heron]

just a hunch

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/gender-gif-9191988944208934096

[supple plume]

Cientificly proven if you don't use arch you are ass backwards

[willow storm]

literally me rn

[supple plume]

Hahah good morning

[willow storm]

good morning

[prime heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-guy-looking-at-paper-edit-confused-disturbing-gif-6359318748669667132

[misty scroll]

Hi anyone got any idea where i can ask why i got muted?

My discord account recent ly got hyjacked and i just want to ask if i did break any rules here

[devout sail]

Well you said it got hacked, so be happy it was just mute and not ban 💀

[prime heron]

me tf

[scenic maple]

u posted references to crypto scam

[supple plume]

TO PAY THE EARLIER ONES

Remember guys never execute a binary from a scammer that admits they will use your money to fund a ponzi scheme

[signal mica]

Too late

[mighty frigate]

Sup everyone

[flint copper]

oh man i'm like 3x in the shitter

[supple plume]

Man change all your passwords format computer, change ip, ISP, and electricity company

[supple plume]

Windows?

[flint copper]

windows, ubuntu, and ubuntu

[supple plume]

Ubuntu and ubuntu

[flint copper]

had to double it and give it to myself

[supple plume]

We can't save you is too late

Aright I need to go to work

[hoary nebula]

Donke

[flint copper]

🫏

[ornate ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/cheem1-gif-20472638

[hoary nebula]

Lately I've been sent into a rabbithole of modding 3ds, buying retro gaming handhelds

[hoary nebula]

what state is that?

[cloud osprey]

wisconsin

[hoary nebula]

lmao w wisconsin

There's nothing to do over there so they drink

[cloud osprey]

there is plenty to do there

its just all drinking

[misty scroll]

Ohh Im so sorry that was definitely not me cuz i dont have a i phone and a curve screen, really sorry if that caused any problems 😔

[signal mica]

help me out

just yesterday i though about buying a gba

what are some good eu web shops for that

[hoary nebula]

https://anbernic.com/

[signal mica]

possibly used gba and a pkmn red for like 50eur at best

[hoary nebula]

they have warehouses in china, EU and NA

[heady sage]

Why are non English speakers so rude when they’re trying to learn

[austere sigil]

Henlo

[hoary nebula]

dreaming about the

[signal mica]

but these be their consoles

i need nintendo gba for 50$

[ornate ibex]

for example?

[hoary nebula]

https://anbernic.com/products/rg35xx-plus I bought this

[misty scroll]

My first language is not English but i think im pretty polite?

[hoary nebula]

https://anbernic.com/products/rg35xxsp this is also nice

[signal mica]

you answering your 9am microsoft teams daily

[signal mica]

but they have no games

[hoary nebula]

yeah they do

all the games

[heady sage]

Just look at modules for a few minutes

[hoary nebula]

its not legal but they have like over 15000 games on it

[heady sage]

This is illegal

[normal dove]

i have this issue can any one tell whats going on #boxes message

[heady sage]

You are promoting piracy

[signal mica]

oh is that how it works

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024664

[signal mica]

i cant trade the bulbasaur to my friend then

[hoary nebula]

yes you can

[signal mica]

wtf

[stone marsh]

Damn this shit got hyper realistic space battling?

[misty scroll]

If im the moderator ill just kick him or her though

[thin peak]

This is why you not

are

[signal mica]

yeah im buying ts from what im seeing nintendo stuff costs way too much

even used -_-

[hoary nebula]

checkout YT