general

[supple plume]

How do you do that

[carmine pecan]

-# that what?

[torn cedar]

This chat feels like a THM chat today

[supple plume]

Is it like markdown?

[carmine pecan]

Discord is markdown-ish indeed

look

[supple plume]

h1 ?

[torn cedar]

-# haha

[supple plume]

Ah great

[carmine pecan]

Yes there's even a XSS

can you find it?

[devout sail]

If y'all are soo good at markdown, show me hyperlink

[supple plume]

Yeah I left it in your local storage

[carmine pecan]

Lemme check

Damn I see it

Why is mkfifo running as a process bro?

[supple plume]

It is mkfafo

[carmine pecan]

Understandable have a

GOOD

day

[supple plume]

thanks

[carmine pecan]

oh

Wait where plugins

[supple plume]

aha

yep

[devout sail]

I will show y'all the neay markdown use

Behold

.:|:;

[native plume]

Well thats cute and funny

[supple plume]

What is this a candelier

[devout sail]

Loss

[carmine pecan]

___ -# | __

Cool

It looks like her

[devout sail]

I gotta flex my calendar ansi code block now

┌────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┬────┐
│ Wk │ Mo │ Tu │ We │ Th │ Fr │ Sa │ Su │
├────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼────┤
│ 36 │ 01 │ 02 │ 03 │ 04 │ 05 │ 06 │ 07 │
│ 37 │ 08 │ 09 │ 10 │ 11 │ 12 │ 13 │ 14 │
│ 38 │ 15 │ 16 │ 17 │ 18 │ 19 │ 20 │ 21 │
│ 39 │ 22 │ 23 │ 24 │ 25 │ 26 │ 27 │ 28 │
│ 40 │ 29 │ 30 │    │    │    │    │    │
└────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴────┘```

[carmine pecan]

I gotta flex my calendar ansi code block now
21A, Shadow
Circa 2025

[carmine pecan]

Bro?

Is this rice

[devout sail]

Just had rice

[native plume]

Did that message get automodded

[carmine pecan]

yes

[supple plume]

[native plume]

My eyes

Alright I'll take it as a yes lol

[devout sail]

What message 💀

I missed it

[carmine pecan]

Too late

He sent a picture of his big bulging

gigantic

tapioca

[hard cedar]

This joke is so bad I love it

Morning all

[carmine pecan]

Bro it's september

And late september

[carmine pecan]

Morning, love.

Laughs in Australia

Sent it

[tough oyster]

It's been disabled.

[long solar]

when are the new challenges for holmes getting released?

[dusky jacinth]

I didn't realize more messages had passed since then

I was living in the past

I'm sorry

[carmine pecan]

Happens to the best of us

[dusky jacinth]

I think maybe it's time to try codeparttwo

[carmine pecan]

Indeed

[dusky jacinth]

Tryna get ScriptKiddie tn

[carmine pecan]

Altough part three is way better

It will be released in January

[dusky jacinth]

You can't see it but i'm gaping rn

[carmine pecan]

That's what she said

[dusky jacinth]

absolutely distraught at the revelation of CodePartThree

[carmine pecan]

DAMN

DAMN PART TWO

[dusky jacinth]

Boy is creazy

I am not cloud

[carmine pecan]

As in domain

name

[dusky jacinth]

And this is just a dude from Tower Of God

[carmine pecan]

Yet*

Eventually all the water in your body

will go to the clouds

and it will rain back

such is the cycle of life

[short rune]

Could I pm it to you?

[carmine pecan]

Rookie

I drink dinossaur piss directly

no intermediates

[dusky jacinth]

Whoa now

get someone to a Jurrasic park yknow what I mean

[carmine pecan]

Dang

[hoary nebula]

well well well

[thorny cobalt]

hey guys u recommend to do the free machines avaliable since i dont have a vip sub?

[boreal pike]

Well folks, looks like they're real.

[hoary nebula]

aliens are real folks, heard it here first

[native plume]

Did you do Expressway?

[thorny cobalt]

been trying to do the offseason that are free

first to get the hang of htb heheheh

im still a padawan in the htb cmunnity been following IPPsec since 18 years old

[native plume]

Do it while the Release Arena is still available imo

[thorny cobalt]

ook

[native plume]

Most of the machines I tried to do are retired now so I can't really recommend something

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-chancellor-dark-side-plan-evil-jedi-gif-7689991

[native plume]

But if you were following ippsec then it should be easier on you

[hoary nebula]

First off, we start with a nmap scan

[thorny cobalt]

its one of my dreams since ive started in cyber to meet him and john

[dusky jacinth]

John Hammond?

[thorny cobalt]

yes

he helped me when i was sad afraid of trying to study he showed me i can so i became Mist and started my journey hehehhe

im a part of a cybersec cmmunity called alquymia

brazilian one heheh

[hoary nebula]

are you latina

[boreal pike]

Instructions unclear, ended up hacking my mother's friend's boyfriend's son's sister's grandma's PC instead.

[thorny cobalt]

noo broo hahaha im a brazilian guy heheheh

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-cat-are-you-a-femboy-cute-femboy-gif-17221762

[thorny cobalt]

no hahahahah

[boreal pike]

🚶🏻‍♂️‍➡️

Wait, wrong way.

🚶🏻‍♂️

[native plume]

https://tenor.com/view/ho-anime-approach-gif-14775857

[hoary nebula]

oraoraoraororaoraoraora

[native plume]

mudamudamudamudamuda

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/kuni-jojokuni-gif-9556046131992949053

[hoary nebula]

type faster spceboi

[formal tapir]

Good day everyone!!

Not sure if this fits the 'general' section but
I'm planning to get CPTS and was wondering which subscription model makes sense
Do you all do yearly or monthly? seems like i can save a bit if i manage to clear it in two months but doubt that. It will probably take me 3 to 4 months more or less

[boreal pike]

I just ask @native plumeand @hoary nebula to pay for me.

[native plume]

Ultimate saving plan 😩

[boreal pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxWz0KNDnEE

[thorny cobalt]

dream have a duo to do htb machines

obstacule not have a duo hahahah

[buoyant wyvern]

is there anyone here who completed Kerberos Attacks in academy

[devout sail]

What else can u do 💀

[native plume]

I'd recommend yearly if you're doing more than just CPTS and can go fast because you can unlock all modules up to a certain tier (Tier 2 for silver, Tier 3 for gold)

But if you're a busy man then monthly might be better, you get cubes each month and purchase modules

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-469465151368251011

[native plume]

They cook and farm better than me

Are these cats available for rent?

[hoary nebula]

golam enslaved cats

[scenic maple]

no thats me

[devout sail]

Which one

[native plume]

Open a YT channel and you'll get like 300M subscribers in no time

[devout sail]

Just fatter

[devout sail]

This one looks same

[sinful thorn]

anyone has a link to Qilin

[devout sail]

Damn ican cat post now

[scenic maple]

right

[scenic maple]

[devout sail]

Yeah i watch random shit on YouTube

[sinful thorn]

only the shit watches shit

[native plume]

"Kitten's Kitchen" would be a great YT channel name

[devout sail]

Yea

I might have some cat meme

[dark urchin]

Hey guys, quick question, has anyone approach a company to "shadow" has an intern, for free to gain experience while learning. Im doing the CPTS path and I think shadowing a real pentester would give me so much more learning material but I don't know if it's even doable here in the UK and looking for potential people that might have tried 🙂

[devout sail]

Not me

[sturdy thistle]

Anyone uses paperless ngx

Or something similar

[formal tapir]

Thanks a lot I think I ll go with yearly. I think I can manage doing CPTS and then go for another one after

[native plume]

I only learned about it just now, do you have a specific question related to it?

[sturdy thistle]

Not yet I try to check what I can install

[frail turtle]

Intern....for pentester, what?

[dark urchin]

Sorry, I meant basically going to a company and asking if they have any potential volunteering position where you can shadow an actual senior pentester (for free) and learn from them, just like an unpaid intern. Does that make sens?

[dusky jacinth]

BE KIND

[frail turtle]

Yes

It does.

[dusky jacinth]

thank you

[frail turtle]

But you are asking for a company intern you for hacking.

[carmine pecan]

Go Brazil Go!

[carmine pecan]

Cats are so smart

[pine knot]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-10525769373463353045

[carmine pecan]

Morning!

[dusky jacinth]

Turns out I do not have the mental capacity to figure out Codeparttwo

today that is

[carmine pecan]

You just need more caffeine, l-theanine, bromantane, zinc and magnesium, vitamin D, taurine

And lemon juice

[dusky jacinth]

Oh and my b12

[carmine pecan]

True true

Don't forget B9

[dark urchin]

Sorry — I meant asking a company if they have any unpaid or volunteer placements where I could shadow a senior pentester and learn from them. Basically like an unpaid internship: I’d help out for free while gaining real experience. Does that make sense?

[supple plume]

Hi

[carmine pecan]

iH

[supple plume]

Mr 🪷

[carmine pecan]

That's how she used to call me

🫦

[dusky jacinth]

im right here petals wtf

[supple plume]

🫄

[carmine pecan]

Damn

[dusky jacinth]

im bregnant

(boy pregnant)

[supple plume]

[dusky jacinth]

Thanks guys

[supple plume]

Im waiting to have a meeting to discusss what was the 2 hour meeting about that we just had

[neon zealot]

🥲

[supple plume]

1 hour of meeting = 5 hours of coding fatigue for my brain

Freelancing not recommended

[native plume]

I can't work after meetings

[lost lintel]

ay

[supple plume]

Me neither

[native plume]

It destroys every cell in my brain

[supple plume]

Yep

Is like spending a night awake for my brain

[native plume]

lol

[supple plume]

Oi

[supple plume]

Whats your elo?

[exotic pendant]

[native plume]

Around 1.8k on Lichess

[dusky jacinth]

he hitting that john like a freak

[native plume]

I don't play rated that much

[supple plume]

I play chess .com

[native plume]

Here's my account if you want
XVChronos

I have an account there too

Same username

[supple plume]

I reached 1650 days ago

Yea sure

[native plume]

Nice 🔥

[supple plume]

Im onion-and-broccoli

[native plume]

chess.com really has strong players

[native plume]

Alright I'll add you there

[supple plume]

So when I win healty food wins

Yeah chess. Com has very steong players

[dusky jacinth]

this has unfathomable depth to it

[native plume]

They're already bating me

[supple plume]

Request sent

[native plume]

Accepted

[supple plume]

I'll play some later

[native plume]

I was having some hard time to find the search lol

[native plume]

Alright sure 👍

[exotic pendant]

Few more days for Friday

[supple plume]

Yeah

[exotic pendant]

Might do more bug hunting. New Linux lpe bug has me motivated

[supple plume]

What is lpe

[exotic pendant]

Local Priv esc

[warped plank]

Local Privilege Escalation

really want a docker priv esc in a box ngl

[exotic pendant]

User -> root

I got a buffer overflow in a root setuid app

Like Sudo

[supple plume]

Yea I know privesc what I struggle is with English

[dusky jacinth]

I love you so much echo

you have no idea how funny that is

[warped plank]

interesting, you able to get shell exec with all the protections in place?

[exotic pendant]

I just reported the buffer overflow rather than exploiting but it’s valid

Asan also confirmed it

[vocal fog]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-jotaro-jotaro-kujo-kujo-jojo-gif-18521590

[warped plank]

Fair enough, I'm just always thinking of ways to put it into a box/chall

even though I'm probably not gonna make one

[hollow bone]

Hello everyone 🙋🏻‍♂️

[vocal fog]

[exotic pendant]

Spend that much time on exploiting when they will pay the same

[torn cedar]

[exotic pendant]

So will. Use that time to find a new one

[warped plank]

well I've never really tried bbh, not that confident in my ability to enumerate

[exotic pendant]

I just read through code, found sus area, reachability/trace path to input, then fuzzed

[patent elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sphere-las-vegas-orange-cat-spinning-gif-14402153341257920008

[exotic pendant]

Blind fuzzing wouldn’t work since these things had been hit a million times

I waned to get an ai bug before offsec ai con but found nada

[native plume]

I broke curl once by mistake while trying to do NoSQLi without knowing how NoSQLi works 💀

That was like 3 years ago or so

It kept yapping with some weird errors everytime I run it with valid syntax until I reinstalled it again

[heady sage]

Frosto you’re cracked

[hoary nebula]

You too

[heady sage]

Huh!

No I’m not!

5pider is way more cracked than I am

Bakki is way more cracked than me

Lavender is more cracked

Fr0j is more cracked than me

I could go on

[exotic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[heady sage]

Dave Chappelle ref

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cute-pet-box-gif-7058980160540372735

[zealous charm]

[zealous charm]

Comparison is the theft of joy

[signal mica]

Theft is joy of comparison

[heady sage]

I get that but there’s a lot of people better than me. Calling me “cracked” is disingenuous to those people.

[near swift]

Studying a lot

[meager kernel]

I have a C++ exam coming

[dusky jacinth]

ew

[signal mica]

😼 😼

[heady sage]

I can help you study!

[meager kernel]

how so

[meager kernel]

ok

[heady sage]

Idk I can answer any questions you have

[meager kernel]

i dont have any questions rn
i just dont like exams

[signal mica]

Perfect send Vader to the exam you can chill at home

[heady sage]

Lmao

I would love that

[hoary nebula]

alright

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-embed-perms-gif-2306837263009398517

[dusky jacinth]

aaaayyyyyeeee

[warped plank]

Don't get too hype, you're next

[hoary nebula]

@near swift rank up

[dusky jacinth]

are you kidding?

[hoary nebula]

[dusky jacinth]

brother I am stuck on code part twos foothold

but fuck it we Elite hacker this season

[warped plank]

literally just do all easy machines, ask for help when you need it

[dusky jacinth]

I need help

jk

rn I need rest

[warped plank]

know what, until you're hacker rank you can DM me for help on any box (please check my profile for whether or not it's midnight for me btw)

[dusky jacinth]

yippee

[warped plank]

except guardian, that's the only active machine I haven't touched

[graceful pendant]

resisting the urge to spam serious rule break just for funsies

[warped plank]

resisting the urge to mute you for 666d, just for funsies

[graceful pendant]

That’s two years

[graceful pendant]

So the active osint challenges are actually just copy and pasting btw

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/and-thy-punishment-is-death-gif-13512394209125092742

[obtuse fern]

666w works too

[graceful pendant]

[native plume]

Ayo YannickH congrats on Hacker rank 🔥

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toystory-dance-wink-pose-gif-13828913827523310414

[lilac cipher]

Ok thanks i will message you when its your midnight

[heady sage]

W1ld? Are you sure you want to do that?

[warped plank]

I mean I put a limit

[hoary nebula]

limit testing

[warped plank]

hacker rank ain't that hard to get

[hoary nebula]

trrue

[warped plank]

I literally joined the server hacker rank

[hoary nebula]

did all the easy machines

[unkempt cargo]

can I DM you for help?

[lilac cipher]

bro will never get hacker rank and just ask you questions all the time

[unkempt cargo]

I'm just beginner and sometimes stuck

[hoary nebula]

eine beginner

[warped plank]

well idk you, I know this dude

[lilac cipher]

rude

[hoary nebula]

@noobies you can DM @lilac cipher for help

[lilac cipher]

you can but i won't reply

[hoary nebula]

rude melone

[lilac cipher]

cold world we live in

[hoary nebula]

i dont like this red color

mods, make it purple

[native plume]

Time to submit content then

[thin peak]

I want box with Anki vuln

[signal mica]

Congrats on haxxor

[zealous charm]

Get back to work!

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-16685949900343051341

[jagged crown]

hello fellas, anyone here used EvilQR before?

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/glizzyy-chika-gif-27367430

[warped plank]

Yannick's too powerful with embed perms

[native plume]

More waifu gifs yay

[near crystal]

hey guys, i need urgent help. I have downloaded and installed httpx, why does it never work the same way neither is the help command showing all the flags of the httpx. I have installed the latest one and it doesnt work with pipe, keeps throwing outrageous errors like -s flag not found when given the -statuscode flag.

[zealous charm]

we dont do evil things here

[zealous charm]

There are multiple tools called httpx, make sure you are using the projectdiscovery one

[near crystal]

yeah, thanks, this was a problem for me. Thank you.

[scenic maple]

evil things are illegal

[lilac cipher]

we only use legal-winrm

[zealous charm]

legalginx2

[hard harbor]

Yo congrats on hacker rank!

Celebrate good times cmon

[raven rain]

i need a costco hot dog

[subtle plover]

Dont ping me to dm melon

[signal mica]

$?

[raven rain]

$1.50

[vivid flower]

Nah u want the chicken bake

[raven rain]

i know exactly what i want and it isn't the chicken bake

[vivid flower]

Go get it grrl

[icy viper]

Yay, can finally message here. Kept forgetting to verify my account.

New to HTB, moved from THM

[devout sail]

[cloud osprey]

its way easier than THM

so enjoy the ride

[icy viper]

Thank you should be good, starting on Academy

Assuming that's the learning one

[signal mica]

Top 5 most misinformation spreading moments

[cloud osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[vivid flower]

Why? OSCP is ez

[subtle plover]

The only difficult part about oscp is the moment you have to pay

[devout sail]

Pls. Don't spread misinformation.
Mr information will be sad

[cloud osprey]

tell that to all the people using MS Paint

[supple plume]

Who am I is a question that keeps losing and gaining meaning over the years.

As in the system is just an echo, a label, it changes, is not permanent.

So it remains as a question

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-aint-reading-all-that-im-happy-for-u-tho-or-sorry-that-happened-im-happy-for-you-thought-or-sorry-that-happened-gif-16532884834168127420

[thin peak]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-4169442390448293969

[supple plume]

I would like to know why some people here choose their nicknames

You know some lore and whatnot

[vivid flower]

I'm paint

[supple plume]

Yeah paint is a good one

Do you paint @cloud osprey

Or you like microsoft paint

[signal mica]

Paint paints with paint?

[supple plume]

Right

What do you paint

[vivid flower]

He's actually T-Pain

[hollow bone]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[lilac cipher]

people are using your wife???

oh boyy

[hollow bone]

Astagfirullah bros a dayooth

[icy viper]

Not a great start to HTB, can't find the page to download the VPN file

[supple plume]

Labs?

[icy viper]

Academy

[supple plume]

Top right of the screen?

[mystic harbor]

https://academy.hackthebox.com/vpn

[icy viper]

I probably ooud've checked for that directory oops lmao sorry

could've

[supple plume]

Np we're always happy to help new players

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[icy viper]

idk whether to do us or eu being in NZ

[supple plume]

Lower ping don't overthink it

[icy viper]

r00d n00b

[lilac cipher]

Never

Ping

[mystic harbor]

[icy viper]

just has medium load for each one lol

just go the recomended

[rose onyx]

@lilac cipher

[sturdy thistle]

If you r in EU, pick EU

[scenic maple]

pick AU

[lilac cipher]

https://xreous.io/etc/htb-academy-latency-script/

[scenic maple]

australia

[sturdy thistle]

Then the asU

Yes

[scenic maple]

old man areous still helping out people in htb

[lilac cipher]

REEEEE

[mystic harbor]

import keyboard

user_id = $
mention = f"<@{user_id}>"

time.sleep(5)  # gives you 5 seconds to click into Discord

while True:
    keyboard.write(mention)
    keyboard.press("enter")  
    time.sleep(2) 

[lilac cipher]

Askhually i added recommended server feature ☝️ 🤓

[scenic maple]

discord actualy locks your account for botting

you might expect to see captchas soon

[scenic maple]

it says so

[icy viper]

Will I need a vpn file for labs and academy or does one work for both?

[scenic maple]

different

[rose onyx]

Is that why every website I go to captcha checks me? 👉 👈

[supple plume]

We may have to make a playwright script to ping then

[scenic maple]

yes dear

[icy viper]

Oh yeah

[mystic harbor]

I will do it manually @lilac cipher

[lilac cipher]

I know hence why i needed to correct you 🤓

[scenic maple]

playwright gets flagged as well

nowadays detection engineers are getting good

i mean no shit just look at how much they make

[hoary nebula]

anti scraper

i dont like red

[supple plume]

I see that and makes me want to bake bread for a living

[boreal pike]

@hoary nebulaAyy! Congrats on getting Hackerzz!

[vivid night]

Does this actually work 😄

[boreal pike]

Now tell me, how much did you have to pay Golam?

[mystic harbor]

Yes

[scenic maple]

for what

[vivid night]

But I'd have to make a bot for it right??

[mystic harbor]

Nope

[scenic maple]

no you just have to open discord and run it

[boreal pike]

Hacker pointsz!

[scenic maple]

it will be as if you typed the text

[mystic harbor]

There is import Keyboard*

[scenic maple]

team help golam
golam love team

[lilac cipher]

Can you not leak my user id

[vivid night]

How does it know to use my account

To type here

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/team-updates-gif-26538482

[scenic maple]

cause you would be logged into ur account

[supple plume]

Why is golam you nickname

[scenic maple]

and open browser

[vivid night]

And how do you specify where it does it.

[scenic maple]

next question

[supple plume]

Why 71

[hoary nebula]

goth mommy

[rose onyx]

That's when he was born

[icy viper]

Is there a learning roadmap somewhere

[scenic maple]

it was long time ago

[hoary nebula]

the answer to life is 42

[lilac cipher]

🤡

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-469465151368251011

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/ronald-mcdonald-point-wink-gif-1122406417951465225

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/america-fat-mcdonalds-clown-gif-19038293

[mystic harbor]

I am gonna switch fields soon

[icy viper]

Guess I'll see where it takes me, new learning platforms are great

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-ronald-mcdonald-gif-23247243

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ronald-excited-gif-25808135

[scenic maple]

i guess we are both not funny 😔

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1420052243771691090/petpet.gif

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/dislike-mcdonalds-clown-disagree-no-nah-nope-no-way-dont-negative-gif-12782785595691262930

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ronald-no-gif-25808159

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/ronald-mcdonald-honest-reaction-gif-546141333177778774

[mystic harbor]

I ma leak ur cords..

[supple plume]

Peak memes time

[lilac cipher]

My vocal cords?

[mystic harbor]

Yea

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/ronald-weary-gif-25808160

[lilac cipher]

Golam booooioo

[scenic maple]

unfunny

[boreal pike]

Golam mod aboose.

[hoary nebula]

anyone remember the navy seal copypasta

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/cEn0Ds8LQKL.gif

[supple plume]

You can remove their words but you can not remove their unfunniness

[lilac cipher]

You can't do that

[mystic harbor]

real, 6hrs

[scenic maple]

i can set it to 30

but bot caps out after that

[lilac cipher]

😂

[scenic maple]

maybe the develoeprs knew what we would do

[lilac cipher]

Cry harder

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/belgium-wide-meme-defence-cadets-marching-army-gif-14415549363230606822

[scenic maple]

i can open a PR if yall keep at it 😩

[raven rain]

is seadris's spirit here

[scenic maple]

long gone but not forgotten

i miss the cpts trio

[raven rain]

the ronald mcdonald gifs are back

[icy viper]

does htb have merch lol

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-1dollarmenu-gif-24669342

[lilac cipher]

Im the last airbender

[scenic maple]

yes htb does have merch

[boreal pike]

Shared suffering.

[hoary nebula]

golam remove my copypasta at exact 7 sec after its being posted

[boreal pike]

Okay I won't post it anymore.

[scenic maple]

dont kappa me you are not funny

[raven rain]

not this one. it's a specific person

[raven rain]

see:

[boreal pike]

But Golam! 😭

[lilac cipher]

Cry

[scenic maple]

😩

[boreal pike]

I know.

[scenic maple]

but mom said men dont cry

[lilac cipher]

Guess you aren't a man

[scenic maple]

😔

[boreal pike]

Well I guess I ain't a man then! 😭

[scenic maple]

what am i

[supple plume]

My question

[boreal pike]

Do you WANT me to post a meme?

[scenic maple]

nah we ran out of quota today

maybe next time

too much trolling is bad for health

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-sounds-good-jim-halpert-the-office-good-point-gif-11119519098820520575

[lilac cipher]

Weak genes

[boreal pike]

I'll post it anyway.

[zealous charm]

Sorry this range is too low, try this one https://explore.jobs.netflix.net/careers/job/790311905368-engineering-manager-attack-emulation-team-usa-remote

[scenic maple]

shit thats some CIA bullshit

[meager kernel]

Bruh

[raven rain]

it's remote though

[boreal pike]

[zealous charm]

Ah yeah, we only want to work in-office

[meager kernel]

@scenic maple wanted to ask, do you guys get money too for being discord mod?

[hard harbor]

Fergie said big girls don’t cry

[meager kernel]

Or just free benefits?

[scenic maple]

but why would you hire someone with 900k when you can hire 9 guys with 100k

[raven rain]

we dont get paid.

[scenic maple]

no bro if it was so then i woudlnt work

[raven rain]

we get some benefits though

[scenic maple]

thsoe qa guys come at me always

[meager kernel]

Damn

Alright

[boreal pike]

Mods with benefits...

[supple plume]

Why do you mod for free?

[scenic maple]

no

[raven rain]

yea, one of the benefits is slowmode bypass.

i know, kinda huge

[boreal pike]

Fair.

[zealous charm]

The benefit is getting to chat with you all every single day

[scenic maple]

it is huge tbh

[meager kernel]

But there's no slowmode in this chat

[hard harbor]

Community is important

[raven rain]

there is slowmode in #modules

[lilac cipher]

Not yet

[meager kernel]

Handling people who are stupid is also a benefit

[raven rain]

and the cert channels too

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocked-shocked-cat-shocked-meme-shocked-face-gif-6329997493175349435

[boreal pike]

So is sleep, food and a roof over your head. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[meager kernel]

People who come to ask for illegal services

[zealous charm]

💪 the ultimate cure for imposter syndrome

[hard harbor]

Why not both?

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/ongezellig-coco-idea-oh-gif-18574320

[[redacted.]]

[lilac cipher]

@scenic maple

[scenic maple]

contrary to popular belief humans can live without a roof

[supple plume]

But not without floor

[raven rain]

yes, i use a ceiling instead

[boreal pike]

N- no they can not! I will not fall for your propaganda!

[lilac cipher]

i ping @warped plank

I leave

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-so-100-gif-4901820008761909635

[scenic maple]

i think this feature is bugged

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-janice-omg-oh-my-god-gif-5826897042928143951

[scenic maple]

and still sends the ping

[supple plume]

Statement of the day

[raven rain]

your electric bill

[lilac cipher]

lame

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[boreal pike]

True.

[hoary nebula]

imma start a company that make planets for galactic billionaires

[supple plume]

Thanks so much

[boreal pike]

You're welcome!

[stone marsh]

I saw stonehenge today going to an onsite assessment. No idea what's so special about it

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[supple plume]

No way

[boreal pike]

I recommend a daily dose of 1 hour of classes.

AKA, the HTB academy.

[supple plume]

Starting point got me from 0 to beast

[boreal pike]

Me too. (My spirit animal is a firefly.)

Yeah well, you don't learn hacking by throwing your laptop in the pool.

See the problem?

[supple plume]

Gos bless him

[boreal pike]

Gos bless him

[raven rain]

i went from 0 to 0

[hoary nebula]

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

[supple plume]

Yes

[lilac cipher]

i really really really hate that fucking i get disconnected from the platform so fucking much

for fucks sake

[boreal pike]

I went from 0 to -1, which created a integer overflow.

@scenic maple They're being unfunny again!

Ban them!

[hoary nebula]

what the helliante

[native plume]

RIP mobile users

[lilac cipher]

what the hellyberry

[boreal pike]

13 more year boys, 13 more years...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

[hoary nebula]

13 more years letsgo

[lilac cipher]

don't care didn't ask L + ratio

[boreal pike]

Yeah well I didn't care nor ask about your opinion so that evens things out now, doesn't it?

[hoary nebula]

only for 32 bit systems,

so no one at that point

[boreal pike]

Enough folks who use 32 bit systems out there.

[hoary nebula]

who and why

[boreal pike]

People without any idea about computers, and because it works (until it doesn't work).

((My old school did everything on 32 bit systems for whatever reason.))

[hoary nebula]

yeah but in 2038, windows 30 uses 64 bit

[boreal pike]

Nah, nah.

They will keep 32 bit just until this glitch happens.

Then they force people to buy a brand new 64 bit system.

[hoary nebula]

only win 10 still uses 32 bit lol

before version 22h2*

[boreal pike]

((No clue honestly, I never cared about this part anyway, lmao.))

I just choose 64 bit any day all day.

[hoary nebula]

its cool to know about this problem now but it wont matter

maybe old ass databases

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-loltyler1-screaming-dead-wtf-gif-17500255

this will happen

[boreal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

I'm gonna feed my AI chatbot addiction now, cya!

[hard harbor]

nmap > google xyz exploit > run commands > ????? > profit

[supple plume]

The first machines you do is more like:
nmap command not found > google xyz > enfuriate

[hard harbor]

real

[boreal pike]

((Zenmap is where it's at.))

😉

[icy viper]

Is ryzen 5 5500 alright for a start?

[hoary nebula]

I wanna visit Seattle

[subtle plover]

Zuenmap

do we take snapshots when vm is off or on

[lilac cipher]

noob

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-allen-josh-allen-red-eyes-josh-allen-laser-eyes-laser-eyes-red-eyes-gif-16447259386304463577

[zealous charm]

Off makes them smaller i believe

[subtle plover]

arent you a mac user

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[raven rain]

big mac user

[zealous charm]

Yes sir

[lilac cipher]

seasonal leaderboard still broken

[scenic maple]

when was it working 😩

[lilac cipher]

last season

[subtle plover]

@lilac cipher fix it urself

[lilac cipher]

funny how a medal still is being advertised but my teammate still hasn't gotten his

[subtle plover]

funny how a medal still is being advertised but my teammate still hasn't gotten his

[lilac cipher]

they weren't even sure wtf he was talking about when he reached to support

[scenic maple]

mane is a goat hacker

[rustic carbon]

Heyy

How you guys doing?

[lilac cipher]

you are dancing around the issue

the issue isn't that mane is a goat hacker

[subtle plover]

bro is hacking goats

[scenic maple]

i cant fix it

[lilac cipher]

the issue that htb is lying

you can

[scenic maple]

if i could i already would have

[lilac cipher]

try harder

[rustic carbon]

Can I ask a dumb question? 💀

[scenic maple]

buddy i dont work at htb

[supple plume]

Please

[lilac cipher]

womp womp

[subtle plover]

yes

cant be dumber then @lilac cipher

[scenic maple]

fix it yourself

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-dance-area-52-ufo-gif-1248165054330583464

[supple plume]

Why everyone pings ZQA

[lilac cipher]

not with that attitude

[scenic maple]

try harder
womp wompt

there you go

[subtle plover]

he deserves it for killing a good server

[lilac cipher]

😩

[rustic carbon]

So if you get student, silver or gold subscription you unlock the step by step solution for all questions setting right?

[scenic maple]

bro said :weart

crazy

[lilac cipher]

insane

imagine making mistake

[zealous charm]

SQLi achieved

[scenic maple]

its better to ask support

[rustic carbon]

Oh

Where at?

[scenic maple]

cry harder

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[scenic maple]

here

[lilac cipher]

didn't ask

[subtle plover]

o

[scenic maple]

😩

[rustic carbon]

Oh I have to create a ticket..?

[scenic maple]

yes

[devout sail]

It's fun

[hoary nebula]

youre fun

[devout sail]

Create a ticket to ask support if they had lunch

[rustic carbon]

I don't wanna disturb anyone so I would like to ask someone who had those subs before.. 🥲

With a dumb question ofc

[scenic maple]

people with subs are probably grinding

[supple plume]

Create one that says, not a parking ticket, however...

[lilac cipher]

yes don't disturb the people who are paid to answer dumb questions

[devout sail]

It isn't dumb question

[lilac cipher]

but disturb people who don't get paid

[scenic maple]

but you dont get paid to yap either

[hoary nebula]

youve disturbed me so hard rn

[rustic carbon]

I don't wanna make their job harder man cmon 💀

[lilac cipher]

hence why im not answering his question

[devout sail]

What's the punishment of opening a ticket and sending pick-up lines @scenic maple

[lilac cipher]

understandable, have fun getting nowhere

[devout sail]

[scenic maple]

tbh dont underestimate support people
they work really closely with the bans team (like the actual website bans team)
might as well ban you for mis conduct

[lilac cipher]

im the vengeful one

[hoary nebula]

[lilac cipher]

conduct deez

[devout sail]

Not if i use my username as shadow22A

They'll never find who I am

[supple plume]

After all you would be asking a question regarding spending your money on their product so they will answer to you even if the question is not the best

[devout sail]

My friend works at support

I heard him arguing once

[rustic carbon]

How many business days will it take to answer me?

[hoary nebula]

18

[supple plume]

Ask them

[lilac cipher]

bro needs to know all variables before asking

yet yapping in here

crazy mentality

insane

[devout sail]

A lady called and asked
We have card A for benefits, Card Z legacy (not required anymore but can still get cuz why not)

And she was in loop of what's the benefit of card Z, why have it there

[rustic carbon]

I mean cmon it's a simple question and if I have to wait 2-3 business days for a simple question that someone who already got the subscription knows then it wouldn't be worth it..

[devout sail]

Guided mode is for vip+

[scenic maple]

no you dont have to wait for that long

[devout sail]

And you can find all of the retired help content everywhere

[supple plume]

Subscription is for academy right?

[late nexus]

how much can 5$ lab credit do

[lilac cipher]

why would they know

[late nexus]

that reward in homles

it can get one vip lab or more ?

[lilac cipher]

no

[late nexus]

shit

[lilac cipher]

you can get a sticker

probably not

[late nexus]

tf is a sticker

irl ?

[devout sail]

If I'm participating, that thing will have real rewards

[rustic carbon]

For academy, about the student sub, if it includes the step by step solution.. and if it does what does it actually do because I don't understand

[hoary nebula]

sticker for your fridge

[devout sail]

Hence I'm not participating in homles CTF

[lilac cipher]

did you look at the price page

[supple plume]

Academy is by design step by step

[scenic maple]

honestly shipping the sticker would be less pricy then vip

[lilac cipher]

i think you're ragebaiting honestly

[late nexus]

me ?

[lilac cipher]

no not you haha

[devout sail]

Than*

[rustic carbon]

Nono.. at the bottom of some modules it has questions and it says "Enable step by step solution for all questions"

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-monkey-listening-monkey-speech-bubble-dumb-lion-lion-yelling-gif-977388511909412427

[rustic carbon]

Me?

[devout sail]

Click enable and see

[supple plume]

I think money will make that happen

[rustic carbon]

I can't because I'm in free mode that's why I'm asking 🥲

[supple plume]

Otherwise why is that feature there then?

[rustic carbon]

Maybe on student sub it isn't included idk 🥲🙏🏻

Anyway sorry for interrupting your convo I'll open a ticket instead..

Thank you guys for your time!!

[supple plume]

Idk ask them without fearing the answer

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[rustic carbon]

Alright man thanks for your time!

[devout sail]

Np

[warped plank]

Bro didn't bother to just click on the i icon that clearly stands for info

[supple plume]

@rustic carbon

[rustic carbon]

It doesn't click to me.. 💀

If it did click I wouldn't have came here..

[warped plank]

I don't even have an active subscription

[scenic maple]

what if the i stands for irrelevant

[devout sail]

Click harder

[rustic carbon]

Not even the i

[lilac cipher]

why would he

[scenic maple]

can u show ss of what you see

it might me a bug

[rustic carbon]

Wow man ok..

[scenic maple]

that with paid subs the i goes away

[rustic carbon]

Why are you being like this?

[warped plank]

bro already out here tryna break it XD

this is what I'm talking about btw

[supple plume]

Don't fall for the ragebaiting be smarter

[scenic maple]

if its not broken they wont fix 😩

[rustic carbon]

Yeah sure wait let me get in discord from my laptop

[zealous charm]

cold world we live in

[hoary nebula]

no embed

[scenic maple]

u probs dont have embed perms send in dms if u cant

[lilac cipher]

i would never ragebait

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-lag-glitch-die-dead-gif-22232614

[warped plank]

I would never gaslight

[rustic carbon]

Alright where should I join? Just a disclaimer in parrot my mic doesn't work

[lilac cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[scenic maple]

u dont need to join

just send ss

[rustic carbon]

Can I share screen to you on a voice call?

I can't

[scenic maple]

i dont like to be in voice calls

[hoary nebula]

bro wants to talk to you

[devout sail]

Send a print of screen via avian carrier

[rustic carbon]

Just be muted it's ok I don't have a mic anyway 🥲

[scenic maple]

no

[rustic carbon]

I'll just share my screen

Ok

[supple plume]

If we multiplied the time wasted on this chat by all the people here we could have multiple lifetimes wasted

[lilac cipher]

ignorance isn't taught, its developed

[supple plume]

It is an acquired tast

[scenic maple]

sometimes things dont workout and thats fine
you meet new people

[rustic carbon]

I mean sure..

[warped plank]

It's a product of being underdeveloped

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/espurr-pokemon-a-silly-goober-gif-8181606319118734180

[rustic carbon]

Anyway that's all I had to ask thank you all for your time!!

[lilac cipher]

which is a by product of skill issue

[rustic carbon]

Have a good one!

[scenic maple]

you could still talk to support

[warped plank]

Real, I'm both underdeveloped and have a skill issue

[zealous charm]

yapping here is my day job

[warped plank]

[scenic maple]

altho that too would be in text

[rustic carbon]

That's what I will do 😂

[lilac cipher]

i think thats not even scratching the surface of your issues

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-469465151368251011

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-kittens-french-fries-salt-cats-gif-12444657658410463112

[warped plank]

I am a Syndrome of the Down

[scenic maple]

Ai video cringe

[hoary nebula]

yes

[supple plume]

I am taking a break from Sorcery because it kicked my ass so bad that I rather brainrot here for a while

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-dog-white-dog-scared-meme-gif-23585947

[lilac cipher]

more like system of a down

[scenic maple]

it appears that if something doesnt exist it becomes -1

[supple plume]

Yeah the old indexOf

[scenic maple]

very cringe

[supple plume]

Awful by design

[devout sail]

I think I'm happy tonight for no reason
Probably waste my happiness quota of this month

[hoary nebula]

now drink beer

[warped plank]

Swap to Rust, make your own data models

[devout sail]

Y'all get more cats

[supple plume]

In the frontend?

[scenic maple]

unironically i think rust is facing existential crisis
even js libraries have a purpose

recently they got bullied for writing gnu coreutils in rust

[warped plank]

I stand by it, ever see that one Rust webapp that's an audacity clone

[scenic maple]

its slower and fails test cases

[devout sail]

Have the fluffiest cat in my gallery

Is wild rust shill?

[hoary nebula]

yes learn Rust

[devout sail]

Dammit ,. Wild you get

[scenic maple]

there its just rare software thats written in rust and good
like zed

[supple plume]

Good luck if you face that customer with 100k lines of jquery asking you to make it look better with rust

[devout sail]

I'd rather learn COBOL or something instead of rust

[warped plank]

I suffered learning it after Sorcery, so everyone must now suffer

[raven rain]

enable javascript

[devout sail]

I just don't like those unnecessary one liners

[scenic maple]

cobol is actually very high paying

[warped plank]

But it's actually really impressive: https://wavacity.com/

[supple plume]

Sorcery is made of pain

[devout sail]

deez::nuts::explode()
Tf is this syntax

[rustic carbon]

I'll just ask my question on #modules instead whoever is interested.. 🥲 but thank you for your answer

[hoary nebula]

i cannot view source

[raven rain]

never heard of cobol, what industry do they work in

[scenic maple]

banking

[zealous charm]

cobol strike

[devout sail]

Old, so if u know
You are the kind of. Legacy

[raven rain]

i will have to research that company then

[warped plank]

It's web assembly

[warped plank]

noone asked you to make modules, you can yeet everything in one file if you want to

[raven rain]

i am making a bad joke btw

[devout sail]

First time I saw rust was this code

And i decided to shit on it

[scenic maple]

gruvbox dark hmm

[hoary nebula]

ugly

[lilac cipher]

c++ also has them

not that special

[devout sail]

Yeah but this is rust

Just being rust makes it shitty

[scenic maple]

i think zig will be big in future

and web VR

[devout sail]

Just my discord

[raven rain]

well YOUR code is probably rusty from never being used

[supple plume]

Just install jQuery for the backend instead

[rustic carbon]

I heard bad things about rust..

[warped plank]

To be fair the code you sent showcases the one thing I hate about rust, well about low level computing in general: multiple string types

[devout sail]

I have to clean my bike chain
It's been 600km and it's getting rusty

[rustic carbon]

Oh I thought the programming language 💀

[devout sail]

STD????

[raven rain]

standard

[devout sail]

Looks like. The. Normal code to me
What's special in zig

[rustic carbon]

Wordd

[warped plank]

Rust tries to optimize static strings by just yeeting them into the code and using pointers to them, but then you'll also need the dynamic string stuff so you gotta have heap allocation and the two types have functions that are not compatible and aren't even convertable to each other directly

[devout sail]

rust is safe

[warped plank]

memory safe*

[lilac cipher]

Being ignorant and having logic bugs is not something rust can solve

[raven rain]

is it really memory safe though

[warped plank]

Rust can't fix dev stupidity, this is true.

[raven rain]

what does it mean to be memory safe

[scenic maple]

cobol pays well

[supple plume]

But it cleans bike chains

[zealous charm]

if you know 2 languages does it stack

[hoary nebula]

PHP SO LOW

[warped plank]

Unless you do something stupid like actually work in unsafe mode, your code will not compile if it can be buffer overflowed or memory corrupted, or something

[scenic maple]

well you could connect 2 diff backends

[raven rain]

i guess i'm learning Nim!

[hoary nebula]

Where is Python

[scenic maple]

well, are you rich?

[raven rain]

huh

[zealous charm]

Too bad

[supple plume]

Computer science is slower I always knew

[raven rain]

where is cybersecurity

[scenic maple]

industry has natural selection

[warped plank]

I should go back to learning Rust, I never really continued

[hoary nebula]

antropology, study about ants?

[scenic maple]

cybersecurity is not even a subject so they cant have homeless people

[supple plume]

Thanks for letting us know, did you ask how long will take for them to answer?

[scenic maple]

also how is CS worse than liberal arts 😭

we cooked frfr

[raven rain]

maybe instead of C# maldev i should learn Rust maldev

[scenic maple]

rust would get flagged very easily

[devout sail]

I spent that much time to find this

I gotta buy new phone

So i can shitpost faster

[raven rain]

but why.. 😢

[scenic maple]

in their defense it was sunshine and rainbows back when it was covid

[devout sail]

I'm happy Go is above Rust

[warped plank]

What, how?

[lilac cipher]

Golam spreading misinformation

[warped plank]

as far as I can tell Rust compiles almost exaclty the same as a C program would

[scenic maple]

cause they look unusual to scanners

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-misinformation-spread-misinformation-dance-gif-17236427185293235164

[raven rain]

how so

[lilac cipher]

Are you a scanner?

[devout sail]

But you won't be here to suffer the lockdown

[scenic maple]

cause actual software is rarely written in rust that a user might run

[lilac cipher]

0/10 ragebait

[devout sail]

Well the starship prompt shit i use is in rust and it's fast af boi

[heady sage]

Uh oh don’t

[devout sail]

Oh fuck
I wasn't supposed to be on this side

[warped plank]

compile a hello world in rust and in C they literally output the same assembly

[scenic maple]

[devout sail]

So why not just use C 💀

[warped plank]

Cos my stupid ass will put 256 byte integer into a 32 byte unsigned int

[scenic maple]

idk why they dont use rust tbh i thought this was the reason

[devout sail]

Y'all wait till i master my assembly
It's in my list of pending books

[hoary nebula]

yeah i love books

[supple plume]

Stop smoking bro

[devout sail]

It's alright sometimes adjusting a lil bit so Friends can come along isn't so bad

[devout sail]

Look at the last one

[supple plume]

It's the third

[warped plank]

C will allow it but Rust will throw a shit fit

[devout sail]

So a whiny language

I see your taste wild

[warped plank]

I was gonna say something unhinged and realized I'm a mod here

[devout sail]

I mean it kinda is fun to have a while ...

Yeah me too

[warped plank]

You're a mod here too?

[hoary nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEwsKQJtk8

[warped plank]

Eyyy! welcome to the fam

[devout sail]

Shh

[lilac cipher]

No balls

[devout sail]

They'll make you take meds too

[devout sail]

Yesterday I was watching his 6.pdf video

Today i setup lab to learn RE

[hoary nebula]

el reverse engineery

[devout sail]

I'll be the sexiest reverse engineer this world has ever seen

In future not now

[hoary nebula]

nu uh

[devout sail]

I got overwhelmed when i opened cutter

[azure remnant]

no

[devout sail]

Ghidra is too heavy for my VM

[azure remnant]

Ill be the best

[devout sail]

Someday I'll have a system that won't limit my power

[devout sail]

You can be
I am claiming the sexiest

[azure remnant]

I can reverse 5 engineers using mirrors only

[devout sail]

Every binary spills it bean infront of me

Well i couldn't understand the simple
a+b code for now

But tomorrow I'll be able to do everything