general

[burnt parcel]

the one that got away...

we need to upgrade our level of pirates for future hostages

[zealous charm]

I will stop you

[lilac cipher]

With what force

[supple plume]

Cube talks this week 5/10

[devout sail]

https://http.cat/502

[zealous charm]

lmao 405 is my favorite

[devout sail]

409 is

https://http.cat/409

[muted olive]

Me

[alpine pumice]

Just quit your job

[lilac cipher]

Try me

[stone edge]

howdy

gotta keep studying

i cant stay in this construction field

if i cant keep getting clients im just going to fully go into the tech space

i just had to get stitches

[limber arch]

What do you do in construction

[errant flame]

Hi

What would you say how recognized htb certs are? How well known are they in europe or how are they comapred to others?

[stone edge]

recently subcontracting for some builders, generally do sheetrock framing and trim. today was doing demo and a flying piece of tile got my forearm must've been huge shard

[muted olive]

Come play with me

You'll float too

[gray terrace]

Hey mods/admins we gonna handle dude impersonating one of our members?

Who is clearly in violation of rule 6

[devout sail]

20m meeting feels like hours
And 1 hr cubetalk feels like 10m

[gray terrace]

And is using their real name that is quite unique? It’s obviously not a duplicate

[limber arch]

Oof yeah tile will do you in

[gray terrace]

<@&861185840277487616>

[devout sail]

Who what where

[scenic maple]

hi

[scenic maple]

who?

[devout sail]

Break my rules

[limber arch]

The last major job I did in flooring was removing a tile kitchen and hall way and bathroom

Got cut up really badly

[gray terrace]

I’m gonna ping you on a dm

[scenic maple]

k

[undone notch]

helo

[naive hearth]

how long a season goes ? how many weeks or more .

[rugged bloom]

Hello, does anybody know if the CTF platform allows the participating team to be changed after sign up? I messed up and picked the wrong one

[boreal pike]

I think I did better than last time. (Left one is from last time, right one is today.)

[supple plume]

what is this

[undone notch]

Bro why did some cybercrime agency ask me for 350 euros

To look at my complaint

This sucks

[supple plume]

is the cybercrime agency under any nigerian prince?

[undone notch]

😹

No no its some moroccan agency i just went to them today

they started throwing up some random whatever computer stuff

350 euros is insane they're supposed to do it for free it's their job

[scenic maple]

the big guns

[scenic maple]

are you trying to woo anyone

yes

[supple plume]

Dang

[undone notch]

these moroccans

istg they're money hungry

like the agencies

not moroccans as in from morrocco

I mean they did show me a lot of proof and vouches like how they got pedos in jail but i don't believe any of that

[supple plume]

Aright but I can use that thingy to summon mods if I see bad stuff right?

[scenic maple]

ye

[undone notch]

My country isnt really that poor it just has a loot of corruption

Like you can literally give a cop 5 bucks to let you go

5 bucks is 50dh in my currency btw

so its a lot for cops

[boreal pike]

Depends on the way you mean "woo", I'm trying to put in a good effort for a friend, but nothing romantic.

[scenic maple]

you are a good friend

[supple plume]

woo as in woocommerce?

[muted olive]

fiend

[boreal pike]

Thank you. ❤️ 🫂

[mystic patio]

Is there a way to diasable sound when you root a boc

Box

I always forget to mute the tab

[supple plume]

disable sound!

[mystic patio]

And when i root it my ears explode

[supple plume]

wdym??

[agile thunder]

yooo its you again

damn so the police arent doing shit

thats sad

[supple plume]

exactly

[undone notch]

yep but i mean i can pay the 350 euros fee as long as they're getting this person out of my life

[mystic patio]

Not when you have the sound at 80%

[supple plume]

is the sounds that activates the reptile brain and opens the dopamine valves full open

[undone notch]

I was in a mcdonald and he was there for some reason

[agile thunder]

can you haggle the price down orrr 😭

[naive hearth]

how long a season goes ? how many weeks or more .

[undone notch]

I got pepper spray tasers and a knife for protection

[undone notch]

I tried my best arab haggle

[agile thunder]

tuff

[mystic patio]

Why

Are you a gang member?

An ex gang member?

[agile thunder]

ex bf impersonating her and stalking her (i think)

[mystic patio]

Damn

[undone notch]

yes

stalking me irl and online

[agile thunder]

oof

[undone notch]

i dunno this guy stole my snapchat account today

[mystic patio]

Scary

Why

[undone notch]

no idea

literally

But why try to steal my socials i didn't do anything

[mystic patio]

Weirdo

[supple plume]

just format the pc, make new accouts, use password manager, don't get XSS

change passwords every week at least

[undone notch]

Im gonna try to protect my stuff

[supple plume]

ignore that stuff man

[zealous charm]

XSS

[undone notch]

Yeah i paid my cousin to bring it back

[mystic patio]

Use bitwarden

And use strong passwords

[undone notch]

I have no idea what XSS is

[supple plume]

proton is my go to

[undone notch]

my password is chocolate

[limber arch]

simple solution. Use a password manager

[agile thunder]

are there any tools that change your password for you that would be so sick

[raven rain]

Cross-Site Scripting

[mystic patio]

Dont

[raven rain]

XSS

[limber arch]

dont enter your creds into fake shit

[supple plume]

XSS is when you click on suspicious websites and some js lives in your browser rent free

[undone notch]

Oh alright

[undone notch]

😭

[raven rain]

this

[supple plume]

then someone steals your account access cookies

XD

[undone notch]

I tried some data breach whatever thingy

It said i had 7 accounts breached

no idea if its real

[mystic patio]

Damn

[supple plume]

do what I say

[undone notch]

I will

I'll try to learn ethical hacking im trying to get a job and move out

i dont know i saw him under my appartment

He doesn't know where exactly so i'm good

If he tries something my dad will probably use an AR 15 on him

I hope so

[mystic patio]

Take photos

Evidencr

Evidence

[undone notch]

I have bruises

[mystic patio]

He attacked you?

[undone notch]

He threw like a rock at me from far away one day

[mystic patio]

Tf

[undone notch]

like really far away

idk how it reached me

must have goated aim

😭

I dunno where to start ill just ignore him and do you guys have any tools that secure my passwords?

[supple plume]

ye ignore, protect yourself with these technicques, get in shape, get good skills to have a remote job

[undone notch]

I'm pretty smart with links

[supple plume]

be aware avoid problems

[undone notch]

I put em on virus total before doing anything

[undone notch]

I think my dad is good enough am i allowed to use an ar 15 on him if he tries breaking in my home?

like as self defense

[meager kernel]

Ask lawyers and law enforcement

[supple plume]

you shouldn't ask if you should use an AR15 on someone on this chat

be smarter than that

[meager kernel]

That too

[undone notch]

yeah true but idk if i can protect myself

[agile thunder]

and if you get arrested just pay the police officer 5 bucks to be set free

[undone notch]

like thats the only weapon i can protect myself with other than a kitchen knife or a pepper spray

[undone notch]

😂

I wish i could

Ill just ignore him i'm trying to become a pentester in the future

Let's not let that stupid guy DoS my wifi again

[agile thunder]

honestly in that situation its you or him and you better not let him kill you cus your scared you'll get arrested

[undone notch]

I honestly don't care about him i'm starting to go outside with dogs

[thin peak]

He love you

[undone notch]

I mean i'll make sure to defend myself if he tries to anything first

[meager kernel]

I don't love you

[meager kernel]

Let's not talk about killing in here

[undone notch]

Yeah true

Sorry

Other than that i'm trying to learn all this ethical hacking stuff

I read the modules on htb website

[devout sail]

No ethical stuff pls

[undone notch]

They don't exist here

[meager kernel]

Ok

[undone notch]

Yep

[agile thunder]

you could immigrate idk 😭

[undone notch]

I'm trying to get a good job before doing any of that

[devout sail]

Get it

[undone notch]

Both

Idk where to start

[agile thunder]

the end

[undone notch]

what's the end

😭

[supple plume]

hahaha

[agile thunder]

idk just do something 😭

[undone notch]

idk i got kali linux

and i got like tools

and a 31 miles antenna

[agile thunder]

uh

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[agile thunder]

receiving only or transciever?

[undone notch]

i read that

[undone notch]

i think its transciever

i dunno

[agile thunder]

uhm is that legal 😭

[undone notch]

😭

no idea

it cost me 2 legs and an arm

[agile thunder]

you usually need a license to transmit

on amateur bands

[undone notch]

i wont use it

i dont even know how and apparently it takes wayy too much power

[lime trout]

RX is legal without

TX you need a license

[undone notch]

Oh welp

[lime trout]

If your in the US it’s very easy to get licensed

[agile thunder]

they in morroco

[undone notch]

Yep

[lime trout]

No clue about Morocco licenses

I’m only licensed in the US & Canada

[agile thunder]

k

[undone notch]

I probably won't use this big antenna

[lime trout]

Most countries have some sort of national society

You can use for info

[lime trout]

What antenna is 31 miles

That’s unrealistic

[undone notch]

I dunno

it says 31 miles on it

never tested it tbh

[lime trout]

As in range?

That’s also unrealistic

Is it VHF/UHF?

[undone notch]

no idea let me get the thing

[agile thunder]

thats like halfway to space stood up

[lime trout]

Is it a handheld

[agile thunder]

if you mean length

[agile thunder]

also look here https://anrt.ma/en/e-services/radiocommunication/autorisation-stations-damateur

might be useful

[lime trout]

The largest band is 2200m…

[agile thunder]

oh xd

[lime trout]

So you’d want 1.1km dipole at most but even that isn’t realistic

I’m guessing they’re talking about a VHF handheld that can reach “31mi”

[undone notch]

its saying

[lime trout]

But that’s unrealistic unless your on very flat land or on a hill

Since VHF is Line of sight

[undone notch]

uh

VHF yes

its saying that on the box

[lime trout]

Yeah that’s line of sight

[undone notch]

Its very very big

[lime trout]

You won’t get more then a couple miles unless your on a mountain or very flat land

[lime trout]

How big we talking

[undone notch]

Like

uhm

Pretty big

oh wait no its saying 15 miles my bad

[lime trout]

It’s going to depend on terrain and height

[undone notch]

its some ubiquiti

whatever thingy

[lime trout]

For reference here - this is a smaller antenna lmao, and compromised length

[lime trout]

Oh that’s ISM

[undone notch]

i have no idea what ism is

[lime trout]

Is it a wifi thing

[agile thunder]

sorry i had to

[undone notch]

I honestly dont know

its just pretty damn heavy

[lime trout]

Can you take a photo?

Or does it have a model anywhere

[undone notch]

Wait i have the full name of the model

its called ubiquiti powerbeam

5AC bridge

[lime trout]

Yeah that’s a wifi thing

[undone notch]

what is this

[lime trout]

It’s not amateur radio

[undone notch]

it cost me 2 legs and an arm

[lime trout]

You get 2 of them and point them at each other to do a wireless bridge

[lime trout]

Why you buy it if you don’t know what it does

[undone notch]

i dunno some kids told me buy this buy this it's very useful u can do cool stuff with it

Of course i was dumb enough

to believe them

[lime trout]

It can do cool stuff in the right application

[undone notch]

I'll probably return it and get something more beginner friendly

[lime trout]

https://store.ui.com/us/en/products/powerbeam-5ac

[undone notch]

That one

yes

[lime trout]

What are you trying to do

[undone notch]

I dunno i have no idea what it does

[lime trout]

The use case for that is like, you have 2 buildings and want to share 1 connection

But you don’t want to run a cable

[undone notch]

Ohhh

[supple plume]

I just had an amazing idea to build for a htb machine 💪

[sharp shuttle]

build and submit it

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bdSyy.gif

[supple plume]

thanks OH for the mucus

[subtle plover]

Hi

[undone notch]

ok next thing uh raspberry pi 5 whatever thingy

what is that

[supple plume]

means a lot to me

[mystic harbor]

Linux?

[subtle plover]

I need halp to hack insta gf

[supple plume]

absolutely linux

I'm alergic to windows

[sharp shuttle]

build and submit it

[undone notch]

windows sucks

[muted olive]

windows rocks

so many juicy vulns

[subtle plover]

Arch sucks

[mystic harbor]

Bro dm me, i am currently thinking on building a box

[supple plume]

tf

[muted olive]

linux sucks

[undone notch]

i tried getting arch but it was just too hard

[muted olive]

same old boring exploits

[subtle plover]

Andriod sucks

[supple plume]

arch is the best

[muted olive]

unless its something unique

[sharp shuttle]

build and submit it

[thick forge]

[subtle plover]

Unpopular opinion

[subtle plover]

Skills issue

[supple plume]

I don't care arch is the best I ever had

[undone notch]

😭

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-dance-area-52-ufo-gif-1248165054330583464

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-cat-dead-cat-depressed-cat-laying-gif-11402833644907079653

[undone notch]

the only thing im proud of is finding the password to some random thing in the code

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-dance-area-52-ufo-gif-1248165054330583464

[hoary nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-loltyler1-screaming-dead-wtf-gif-17500255

[near swift]

@subtle plover is alive

[supple plume]

sry I work alone

[undone notch]

i did ctrl u and found var a = "null" then some random code talking about if it put in something other than that it would be false

[subtle plover]

Hi idk you dont ping

[undone notch]

i can bring the cardboard

lets make a box

[hoary nebula]

[thick forge]

thats me after finish some module academy

[opal smelt]

good afternoon, it is another beautiful day to learn~

[near swift]

Don't report please bing bong

[supple plume]

hahahah

[hoary nebula]

@near swift

[supple plume]

bing

[subtle plover]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-toast-gif-19537496

[subtle plover]

Cryge

[undone notch]

stupid spotify ads

[hoary nebula]

Bing bong is rdy for the weekend

[subtle plover]

Yh alredy had 5 beers

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-24861740

[hoary nebula]

2 here

[subtle plover]

Goodjob

[supple plume]

I can't drink

[undone notch]

Maybe take a quick sniff

[undone notch]

me neither

[subtle plover]

[hoary nebula]

Lmao

[undone notch]

bingbong go buy acid

and drink it

[subtle plover]

Snort IDS?

[undone notch]

I don't understand those words 😭

[opal smelt]

get to learnin!

[supple plume]

IDS = I detonate Seeeeeeesh

[undone notch]

i read the module thingy for the beginner thing

i dunno what to do now

[opal smelt]

a module is only one piece of a path

there must be more modules

[agile thunder]

nah IDS = I detest spaghetti-Os

[opal smelt]

there will always be more modules

[undone notch]

where do i find em

[supple plume]

hey chat

any good tool to edit videos in linux or web?

[sharp shuttle]

not really

[silver forge]

vim

[supple plume]

ik

[supple plume]

I tried already

[silver forge]

[supple plume]

hahahha

[meager kernel]

Windows 11

[supple plume]

if I say what I think about windows I get permanently banned and removed from internet

[zealous charm]

[rustic carbon]

Is anyone good with linux? 🥲

[supple plume]

da

[meager kernel]

[lilac cipher]

Nope

[sharp shuttle]

mac has the best editing software and its a one time purchase.

[rustic carbon]

Why the hell does my mic echo my screen audio and not hear my voice..

[opal smelt]

i was trying to tell Jk4ss a message and my whole network died

[undone notch]

not me

[undone notch]

just ask it not to do that

it'll probably stop

[opal smelt]

it was going to be "its a parrot, what did you expect"? lol

[undone notch]

maybe give it some water

it should have enough energy

[sharp shuttle]

general is absolutely brainrotted today

[opal smelt]

nodders

[rustic carbon]

😂 You think?

[supple plume]

I agree

[sharp shuttle]

you guys are giving me hives

[subtle plover]

Hackers

[sharp shuttle]

more like Slackers

[subtle plover]

Hacking is crigne

[supple plume]

what kind of smart conversations would you like to see here?

[sharp shuttle]

im not the right person to ask, you couldnt contend with me

but this

is embarrassing

[subtle plover]

Lets talk about windows exploitation

[supple plume]

I wasn't trying to contend just asking

[subtle plover]

[supple plume]

you are welcome to come here and tell us you are superior

[sharp shuttle]

I am superior

[opal smelt]

birds have been exploiting the open windows in my house and becoming murder victims of my kitty

[supple plume]

[thick forge]

[subtle plover]

[undone notch]

windows sounds like a clothes company

[subtle plover]

[terse dirge]

Real, soc engineering is where it's at

[subtle plover]

Nah purple team is the way 2 go

[dusky jacinth]

Ew

[opal smelt]

everyone's purple team even if they dont claim it

[rustic carbon]

Bro even with my earbuds 🥀

[dusky jacinth]

Not me

[rustic carbon]

Parrot os had a stroke

[undone notch]

always did

[rustic carbon]

..

[arctic glade]

Hello, would it be possible to know what the typical timeline is for Content Engineering interviews?

[undone notch]

make it more english please

[devout sail]

More thean 1m

[dusky jacinth]

^

[arctic glade]

How long does HtB take to respond to applications?

[devout sail]

Pissboy

[arctic glade]

like a week, 2 weeks etc.

[undone notch]

i have an answer

[dusky jacinth]

Hey cutie

[undone notch]

no idea

[rustic carbon]

Shadow

Can I dm?

[devout sail]

Got extra wet hands

Can't type

[sharp shuttle]

there are 6 levels of hell in general chat discussions:
Level 1: India's peak hours
Level 2: Yunc rhetoric, memes, and emoji spam
Level 3: Unc rhetoric, memes, and gif spam
Level 4: Random skids rolling in and asking the most braindead question imaginable
Level 5: Heart-felt and well thought out discussions, therapy, and support group arcs
Level 6: Schizo-posting, black-pilling, and brathposting (peak general)

hope that helps

[devout sail]

Dm i repy later

[dusky jacinth]

It happens to the best of us

[undone notch]

i just got dm'ed someone asking where i live

i gave him my city

he's asking for the exact place now

[supple plume]

thanks for the categorization

[undone notch]

well well well giving me the chance to use this taser and pepper spray

[devout sail]

Ok days

[supple plume]

seems like you enjoy it that much that you can define up to 6 levels

[arctic glade]

Man I just got here lol

[sharp shuttle]

i dont even know who you are

[undone notch]

schizo posting i need examples

[opal smelt]

look in the mirror

[undone notch]

wait 1 second

[dusky jacinth]

That was during my time with the league of assassins in the Tibetan mountains

[supple plume]

it's supposed to be that way, we didn't had a conversation ever

[vivid flower]

Holy based

[arctic glade]

lol

I've met people from Lhasa they're.....kinda depressed

[sharp shuttle]

but you are pro hacker which is concerning

[supple plume]

is it?

[twin flower]

I like level 4 because sometimes it's so braindead that I get surprised despite seeing it 100 times.

[dusky jacinth]

Don’t give in

[sharp shuttle]

It is

[dusky jacinth]

He’s rage baiting you

[subtle plover]

Pls dm me

[sharp shuttle]

let me cook

[subtle plover]

I need help insta gf

Hack

[dusky jacinth]

DM RN

[arctic glade]

Go outside

[subtle plover]

Pls

[devout sail]

Step 1 get a gf

[opal smelt]

a guardian force?

[devout sail]

Yed

[opal smelt]

ok

/me summons Shiva

[agile thunder]

gotta use those social engineering skills

[sharp shuttle]

Oh so it's Level 1 general still

[agile thunder]

fr

[dusky jacinth]

Oh so we’re copper

[devout sail]

Yellow

[dusky jacinth]

Alright

Time to hack I think

Actually noooo I need to study for a bit

[devout sail]

I need to hack the net too

[agile thunder]

ayo

[dusky jacinth]

My fault

[vivid flower]

We will get there

[devout sail]

I got crta got 9 dorrar today

For

[rustic carbon]

ouch..

[devout sail]

Instead of 99

[agile thunder]

how is that even possible 😭

surely bros drowning

[dusky jacinth]

My butt was clenched the entire time watching this

[devout sail]

They eat noodles from that hole too

[dusky jacinth]

That’s gotta be racist

[devout sail]

Isssss aa w

[opal smelt]

saw a goregrind band called rompeprop go on a morning talk show in netherlands where they and the cast of the talk show drank jagermeister thru their noses

[devout sail]

Saw

[sharp shuttle]

The great firewall is never coming, unfortunately

[dusky jacinth]

They’re coming?

Not even gonna buy me a drink first?

[devout sail]

Uneed?

[dusky jacinth]

What has this world come to

[devout sail]

Havt beer shower

[vivid flower]

I admire that man

[devout sail]

Golden

[zealous charm]

[sharp shuttle]

nice rebrand

[undone notch]

can someone explain to me why did i get so scared when someone asked me for pics of myself and info abt me

[sharp shuttle]

because you are insecure

[undone notch]

we live in the same city basically 15 mins away from eachother

[sharp shuttle]

this squared now

[undone notch]

😂

he cant know where i live from an instagram account right?

[sharp shuttle]

who even cares if they do

[undone notch]

he is an adult so

[sharp shuttle]

and you are not?

[undone notch]

no

[devout sail]

Ok days

[sharp shuttle]

how old are you?

[undone notch]

would prefer to not share it sorry

[sharp shuttle]

? you already admitted you are not 18, so what am I missing?

context matters

[undone notch]

Other than dylan i don't really like sharing anything sorry

[opal smelt]

what's the mimimum age allowed on discord?

[undone notch]

Uh 13

im older than that

dw

[sharp shuttle]

Okay, so you are 16 or younger

got it

[undone notch]

yes

[devout sail]

💀

[sharp shuttle]

we gotem chat

good work team

[undone notch]

😂

[opal smelt]

b8d

[rustic carbon]

Nah bro enabled dfir mode

[devout sail]

What mode

[undone notch]

What in the world is dfir

[rustic carbon]

One of my bad jokes lol

like digital forensic.. detective mode

[undone notch]

big words

very big words

[sharp shuttle]

you are too young to be here, figures

its hard to help kids

[rustic carbon]

Not really learning doesnt have an age

[sharp shuttle]

it takes away from the flow of this chat

[undone notch]

No don't worry

[sharp shuttle]

so you are 16 as well?

[rustic carbon]

Im 19

[scenic maple]

are you actually 16? @undone notch

[undone notch]

I'm 15

[opal smelt]

15 was a good year for me, iirc

[thin peak]

ban him

[scenic maple]

have you signed the paerntal consent

[opal smelt]

but i can barely remember yesterday at my age

[scenic maple]

form

[sharp shuttle]

hey man, sorry drovedays, i wasnt going to say anything.

[undone notch]

my dad puts it so my pc goes down at some time

but i found a way to get rid of it

[rustic carbon]

How old u is brath?

[opal smelt]

l33t

[scenic maple]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/9456556-parental-consent-and-approval-for-users-under-18

[sharp shuttle]

old enough to wish we had a daycare chat and a general chat

[undone notch]

Ohhh

Wait alright let me ask my dad rq

I didn't know

Sorry

[scenic maple]

🎉

[obtuse fern]

How's the tin foil holding up

[rustic carbon]

30

[undone notch]

my dad does know im on this stuff ill send him this for him to read it

[sharp shuttle]

good osinting skills, gold star for you. maybe you are not hopeless

[undone notch]

i'll read it too thanks for letting me know

[rustic carbon]

No way 💀
I got it right?

[opal smelt]

less osint more guessint

[sharp shuttle]

if you intuited i was 30, thats even more impressive

you are correct

[rustic carbon]

Yoooooooo

hahahaha

[thin peak]

In your prime

[obtuse fern]

I hate it when I cant tell when brath is bullshitting

[sharp shuttle]

thats the point

[obtuse fern]

Exactly

[rustic carbon]

Nah prime is the 20s I think

[opal smelt]

i just keep hearing the word 'brather' when i see his name

[sharp shuttle]

prime is 30's, your body is prime in the 20's which is why 20's is for exploration

[rustic carbon]

Hold up Marcie do you know good linux?

[opal smelt]

hey brather look what i got from market today

[sharp shuttle]

in your 20's you are aimless in life which is why its not prime

[obtuse fern]

Im not familiar with that flavor

[sharp shuttle]

alright

[tiny canyon]

what sauce did you get with your gray mush

[rustic carbon]

🥲

are you?

cmon

pls

[obtuse fern]

You dont have image embed perms

[obtuse fern]

apt install good-linux

[opal smelt]

prolly not, i cant even do gifs

[obtuse fern]

Its not a probably

[opal smelt]

why do you mention that?

[sharp shuttle]

because you wanted to show me something

[obtuse fern]

"Look what I got" [no images]

[rustic carbon]

I have a problem with my mic input and no one can help..

[opal smelt]

no i was just pretending to do a quote with an accent, saying 'brather' instead of 'brother', was just an example to demonstrate

[obtuse fern]

I use a vm so not sure with the baremetal stuff, pipewire and pulseaudio iirc are the main kits

[sharp shuttle]

brother, if you want to associate my moniker with a play on words for "brother", I will not fight you on it, brother

[opal smelt]

lol

[rustic carbon]

🥲

[undone notch]

i dont have a printer

[rustic carbon]

You know what better without a mic

[undone notch]

welp

[obtuse fern]

Cream of the crop rises to the top brother

[obtuse fern]

Less Spyware tbh

[rustic carbon]

Yeah I also taped my laptop camera so all good ig

[obtuse fern]

Only half-joking

[devout sail]

No crying sound when doing machines

[obtuse fern]

Taping really doesn't do anything

[sharp shuttle]

dont tell him that his speakers are a microphone if the polarity gets swapped. i need him to think im not in his walls.

[opal smelt]

do you still have cookies on your computer? dont need video to 'see' you

[rustic carbon]

Thats a VERY good point

[undone notch]

talking about cookies

[rustic carbon]

I mean it's something

better than nothing

[undone notch]

i remember sending some file to a random person and getting cookie logged

[obtuse fern]

I keep getting reminded of things I wish I did not have the knowledge of. How do I prevent this.

[sharp shuttle]

i can see when you are shitting with your wifi

[sharp shuttle]

htb general chat once a day, helps if you are mod

[rustic carbon]

[opal smelt]

but you cant see the shit itself. game set match

[sharp shuttle]

thats why i installed a fork in your sewage pipe so i can collect your dna.

[opal smelt]

rofl

[obtuse fern]

I see things everywhere though... (iykyk) I need to get past it with "sometimes the curtains are just blue"

[rustic carbon]

Yeah you see

[sharp shuttle]

marcie schizoposting is on my bingocard for 2025, finally get to check it off

[rustic carbon]

that's the bad side of the internet 💀

[opal smelt]

that's an image i didn't need

[sharp shuttle]

what being a mod for you monsters does to a mf

[obtuse fern]

But yk what I mean, and at least where I stand on certain things (I think)

[rustic carbon]

Anyway Im going back to studying

have a good one guys

[sharp shuttle]

If you are talking about gangstalking 24/7 by AI, yeah

thats only going to get worse

[sharp shuttle]

goodbye paddewan

[obtuse fern]

Well not just that, thats just gonna lead to a slow death of the industry as the veterans get phased out and we regress in terms of many forms like security

[sharp shuttle]

oh you are talking about new wave rizzlers shitting up the industry because the other industries rejected their austism and antisocial asses?

[obtuse fern]

(As thinly veiled as security is)

[sharp shuttle]

huge fear of mine

they are autistic without the brains

horrible combo

[obtuse fern]

But im talking about the other side of pepe, thats all im gonna say here - otherwise it will devolve

[sharp shuttle]

marcie wtf are you on about, you are sounding like me right now but unironically

the other side of pepe is kino

[devout sail]

[sharp shuttle]

im stealing that

[obtuse fern]

Should clarify, the side of pepe that isnt innocent

That side of the internet

[opal smelt]

the ones that hijacked it for nerfarious politics?

[obtuse fern]

I need to just go start a farm

[sharp shuttle]

if you are referencing the comparison to like alt-right stuff, I think that's a bad example, pepe is meme, don't let extremist groups be associated with it

[opal smelt]

there's a documentary film about that

[obtuse fern]

Well yeah, I was more referencing the lighter side

[opal smelt]

the guy who made pepe and how he has dealt with the whole alt-right thing

[obtuse fern]

As in i know of the deeper stuff

That doesnt involve funny frog

[sharp shuttle]

i mean i can make a documentary on anything i want to push, the entire point of a documentary is a longform ad, you know that right? the point is to change your opinion, its very unnatural

dont watch documentaries

[obtuse fern]

And how that side has poisoned and corrupted many different subcultures

[sharp shuttle]

marcie dm me exactly what you mean because ive seen 70 sides of pepe and i truly dont know which one you are speaking of

[obtuse fern]

Ye

[sharp shuttle]

pepe is only alt-right iconography is you believe it is, its just a funny frog that is good at conveyeing emotions through visual media, it is a meme, thats what a meme is.

alt-right is a minority group like antifa, if you understand horeshoe theory, they are the same people.

[opal smelt]

right, well it was being used for some reason as an identifying mark for neo's in the usa

[sharp shuttle]

lol, thats silly. neo's identify each other the same way jesuits and freemasons do, handshakes, subtle symbolism, and keywords dude. pepe is a stupid meme

[obtuse fern]

Yeah. But anyway, squashing the convo for the no-pol reason

[opal smelt]

they just did it, it's weird, but it happened. and thats what that docu was about, how it was just some dude's comic, and how it became this icon for the alt-right, and how it affected that dude

[late nexus]

what app do you guys use to reverse java executables ?

in linux

[sharp shuttle]

just to wrap this up, this was almost 10 years ago

its not new information

[frail turtle]

New York State just casually increased taxation in the last 4 years now we have to pay not only the state tax but we also have to pay the city tax as well

[lilac cipher]

jadx

[late nexus]

isnt that like for mobile apps

but i'll try it thx

[lilac cipher]

Its for java

[sharp shuttle]

imagine living in new york

[alpine pumice]

#binex-rev is a better channel for this question.

[frail turtle]

so altogether the governement is making us pay Federal tax, State tax, City tax, and taxes for disabled people....in NYC

Fuck this im applying for food stamps

[late nexus]

using binja isnt legit for java right ?

[obtuse fern]

You make $1 over the limit

Get skill diffed

[frail turtle]

I don't

it's a part time job

But I don't like the government just casually stealing 4 out of the 22 hours worth of work I do; I work to hard too be giving old disabled people my money

I even help them carry stuff to their car why the hell would I pay them

I dont even have a car!

If I am to pay the old doofuses money out of my paycheck then I want free food.

It's a fair trade

[zealous charm]

[frail turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-typing-cat-typing-fire-fire-gif-3192016087994715294

[autumn peak]

Hey Everybody
If you're preparing for the eJPTv2, I put together essential CTF write-ups from TryHackMe and Hack The Box that really helped me pass as a beginner.
Completing these CTFs will get you well prepared for the exam. Hope it’s helpful and good luck!

https://github.com/R0drx69/eJPTv2-Prep-CTFs

[opal smelt]

reading through these modules, cli programs have really stepped up their game these days, they look great

[frail turtle]

First thing I'm gonna buy is 4 rotiserie chickens

with the food stamps

[opal smelt]

i dont think you can, at least not hot ones

[frail turtle]

oh im getting them

I ❤️ NY

[terse dirge]

#community-content

[gentle tulip]

👀

[frail turtle]

what kinda masochistic schedule is this

my job is pretty much gonna be my life

well at least I do get a lot of free time

[sharp shuttle]

what is this

[alpine pumice]

zero meetings looks pretty nice

[obtuse fern]

well i got some motivation to actually try hard for my Bachelor's... it so i don't get bored with single class stretches

[frail turtle]

my job schedule

[obtuse fern]

my next term (5 week) after this is just 5 weeks of learning "advanced spreadsheeting"

[frail turtle]

I was told I was going to work 4 hours a day

when I went for the interview

and now it's turned to 6 I mean I dont wholly mind it, more money in my pockets.

[alpine pumice]

so assume you have a 3 hour lunch in there

[frail turtle]

no I don't eat lunch

[obtuse fern]

imagine eating food?

[alpine pumice]

don't have to eat, but you can still take the time off

[frail turtle]

I wish, you'd be surprised how many people go into an auto parts store

it never ends

[alpine pumice]

i mean, it's the law here in the states

[frail turtle]

Never.

law?

What is that?

[alpine pumice]

are you in some 3rd world country

[obtuse fern]

uhm actually, it depends

[frail turtle]

no I'm from new york lol

[obtuse fern]

so, a third world country

that's what he said

[agile thunder]

naw the USA gotta be a fourth world country fr

[hoary nebula]

Bad

[agile thunder]

wdym fasting is tuff

[obtuse fern]

we're playing pretend

[agile thunder]

awww

[zinc dagger]

when do we become good enough to wrote POC ourselve ?

[frail turtle]

[obtuse fern]

when the PoC works

[sharp shuttle]

what third world job are you working

[frail turtle]

I work at Autozone

[sharp shuttle]

i shop at autozone

[zinc dagger]

i' m reading poc and i don't undertand them lol and i have a really basic knownledge of programming language

[frail turtle]

I kinda feel bad for you

idk why

[sharp shuttle]

jingle AU AU AU AURELLY! AUTOZONE! YEOWWWW! jingle

[zinc dagger]

I might be selling you juice

[sharp shuttle]

i just buy oil filters and oil from yall

the people at my local autozone are helpful

[agile thunder]

If you get better programming knowledge stuff should be alot easier to write

also maybe write autopwn scripts for boxes after you pwn them?

seems like a good excercise i just made up

[zinc dagger]

damn that intelligent

[frail turtle]

I feel bad for everyone who hasto shop at Autozone

idk why

i just do

[agile thunder]

yeah

never done it myself but ima start doing it

[sharp shuttle]

too intelligent for you, surely - if you disagree tell me what a rubber hose attack is, you have 10- seconds

[zinc dagger]

yeah i think that a really good suggestion thank you for this idea

[sharp shuttle]

doesnt take suggestion

[agile thunder]

when the hose gets too much water pressure, gains conciousness and starts fighting you like it has a will to live

cartoon style

[sharp shuttle]

nope. its when dumbshits think encryption will save them, but if i want your password im just going to beat you with a rubber hose until you tell me

[agile thunder]

should be called a metal pipe attack, rubber hose too soft

[sharp shuttle]

thats the point, it doesnt kill you quickly

https://tenor.com/view/spoons-creepy-gif-10091879

[agile thunder]

well yeah but it dont hurt enough 😭

[undone geode]

Woah

[sharp shuttle]

if i smacked you with a rubber hose i could get you talking real good by about hit 30

[agile thunder]

what if i just like

grabbed the hose

and yanked

[sharp shuttle]

you are tied up.. in the back of my van...

[agile thunder]

hmmmmmm ok i see it i see it

[opal smelt]

thats a lot of steps you glossed over lol

[sharp shuttle]

then you go in the blue barrel and you become nevadas problem - another one eaten by the deserts.

[agile thunder]

I just realised thats an actual attack and you didnt just pull that phrase out of your ass 😭

[sharp shuttle]

lots? no

1. OSINT you
2. Surveil you
3. Deliver you "free food" that looks like a grubhub accidental delivery
4. you fall asleep
5. you wake up in my van
6. you give me password
7. you go in the barrel

[vivid flower]

Is that why you got the van?

[sharp shuttle]

who knows

[vivid flower]

Ngl thats one of the better crypto investing strategies i've heard

[sharp shuttle]

yeah i just wait for someone to tell me their net worth

[gray wraith]

I want to study more today but im so sleepy

[opal smelt]

heres some free osint for ya: i dont answer the door if im not expecting anyone. and the only expected ones are initiated by me

[sharp shuttle]

you are silly there are thousands of ways i can get you to open that door

[gray wraith]

What is there to do even if u made me to open my door

[sharp shuttle]

there are thousands of ways i can open that door too

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/tanner-grayton-tannergrayton-scrutinized-gif-7708995646761205510

[gray wraith]

Im too strong im sorry bro

[opal smelt]

well, it's easy to win in imaginationland

[sharp shuttle]

its not a sedative, its Methylmercury

you will develop cancer in 5 years

it is terminal.

[opal smelt]

lol

thats professor chaos levels of evil

[sharp shuttle]

if im feeling especially spiteful, maybe ill use dimethylmercury - kills you half as quick

[opal smelt]

make em smoke a cigarette

[gray wraith]

I develop cancer u get trapped in a basement for the rest of your life

[sharp shuttle]

i mean if you are vaping, you are already dead

[sharp shuttle]

the basement? only 9 ft under ground? thats like babies first prison escape

[gray wraith]

The others will try to eat you

[sharp shuttle]

ohhh its that sorta basement

average nightlife in portland, oregon

to be fair you have to be careful, if they consume me they will have the strength to revolt

[gray wraith]

Average nightlife in Poland

[opal smelt]

ive been to a lot of basements in portland oregon at night, id be right at home

[sharp shuttle]

we may have met each other

[opal smelt]

last i was there was 09

[sharp shuttle]

09? you were up to some bad shit then. kinky portland wasnt untl 2012

[opal smelt]

all the basement shows

[sharp shuttle]

well if what you say is true you are older than me

[opal smelt]

prolly, im kinda old

[sharp shuttle]

unless you are into like techno/atmodeath wristslitter industrial scenes

thats still huge here

[opal smelt]

any kind of heavy/weird

[sharp shuttle]

yeah i getchu fam

🤝

[lime trout]

have you considered using dihydrogenmoxide?

its found in nearly all forms of cancer, and cancer cant exist without it

[agile thunder]

you know in a lot of third world countries they actually contaminate the water with dihydrogen monoxide its crazy isnt it

[graceful pendant]

do starting point boxes count towards rank or points? no right?

[agile thunder]

i dont think so

[vivid night]

Only active ones lol, which have no writeups or walk through or any hints at all

[agile thunder]

part from those obscure chinese ones lol

[vivid night]

I'm not that deep in the htb rabbit hole but I saw an Egyptian dialect walk through of an active machine a week ago lol

[agile thunder]

crazy

[sharp shuttle]

til, very interesting

[obtuse fern]

no, only the boxes that are active count, and active challenges

[agile thunder]

i hope this is a continuation of the joke but i cant tell because i'm too dumb

[obtuse fern]

ask google to write out what "DihydrogenMonoxide" is

[agile thunder]

yes i know its water

[graceful pendant]

aquafina

[obtuse fern]

definitely not dasani

[graceful pendant]

powershell is icky change my mind

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-avengers-endgame-old-man-i-dont-think-i-will-gif-14669627

[sharp shuttle]

yeah im just memeing

[agile thunder]

cold

[graceful pendant]

water 2.0 jsut dropped

h2o2

https://tenor.com/view/hydrogen-peroxide-peroxide-hydrogen-day3-rage-gif-27429175

mfw no embed perms

[dusky jacinth]

Who let the mango juul pod in here

[agile thunder]

yall aint on d2o yet smh

[graceful pendant]

[dusky jacinth]

This is a FUM only home

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[dusky jacinth]

@sharp shuttle look at this dude

[graceful pendant]

i dont even know what that is

[dusky jacinth]

Can you believe him?

[dusky jacinth]

I know a guy who can fix that for you

[graceful pendant]

Mango Juul Pod only knows one way forward

[obtuse fern]

don't get me started on T3O

[sharp shuttle]

hey what fum flavor is that

[graceful pendant]

dont get me started on C3PO

[sharp shuttle]

i cant find it on the website

[agile thunder]

oooo glowy water

[graceful pendant]

yall still using C2's when you could be using C3s, real ones be using C4s

[dusky jacinth]

Carbon quad oxide

[sharp shuttle]

modern c2's by nature are c3's its just that c2 is the standard term

i use a c4 for my drone operations

[graceful pendant]

yall using beacons, but im using a bacon 🥓

[dusky jacinth]

I would know

I’m his drone

Like a sleeper agent and transformer had a baby

Except I can only transform into Temu drones

I’ve got 30m of flight time at best

[sharp shuttle]

i fantasize every day that my drones will turn into a hot cyborg lady and make me her concubine

[dusky jacinth]

And then I will promptly explode

[vocal olive]

has the font been changed on htb academy?

[dusky jacinth]

Someone played atomic heart

[sharp shuttle]

i havent

any good?

[obtuse fern]

not that i know of

[dusky jacinth]

Someone should play atomic heart

[vocal olive]

for some reason i'm getting some funky rendering

[sharp shuttle]

lol

thats really funny

[vocal olive]

everything is wobbly

[sharp shuttle]

its like mocking you

[vocal olive]

its horrible

[obtuse fern]

"CoMpLeTeD MoDuLeS"

[dusky jacinth]

oh look at all your cOmPlEtEd MoDuLeS

Damn they beat me to it

[rustic carbon]

Oh hey

[vocal olive]

lol thats how it feels...

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-cartoon-chicken-funny-dance-gif-14242277

[rustic carbon]

You guys are still online haha

[dusky jacinth]

Not anymore

[vocal olive]

gonna reboot i think, maybe odd browser issue

[dusky jacinth]

Back to studying asm

[obtuse fern]

there will come a day where it's your last day online

[proud moth]

me in a couple of months

[rustic carbon]

That took a dark turn 💀

Anyway

Should I finish more modules after I fish all the fundamentals or I jump straight into pentesting?

[vocal olive]

sadly reboot did fuck all to fix it

[agile thunder]

that was a quick fucking reboot

[agile thunder]

reload with disabled cache?

[graceful pendant]

fizzy water gang whatuuuuup

[proud moth]

jump straight in, you have to realize how useless the theory you studied is as soon as possible, before the "college student" syndrome kicks in

[rustic carbon]

Aight man thanks

Alright fellas I'm out

Peace

[obtuse fern]

i jumped straight in with a barely functional understanding of Linux terminal

[graceful pendant]

chances are ur gonna be like "whats a grep again???" 5 minutes after finishing linux fundamentals

[proud moth]

only correct way to do hacking

[sharp shuttle]

whats grep?

[graceful pendant]

[agile thunder]

ohh its that thing gpt says when i need to find something

[sharp shuttle]

cat brath | grep balls

[proud moth]

💀

[graceful pendant]

hmmm, seems nothing there

just goes straight to prompt?

[sharp shuttle]

you arent part of sudoers

[proud moth]

sudo ballz

[agile thunder]

sudo dd if=/ballz of=/dev/disk0

does dd even let you erase your active disk while its running on it

never tried it

[sharp shuttle]

shutdown /r /fw /t 0

^the last thing your computer sees before i infect your motherboard

[graceful pendant]

sudo ballz rm -rf /*

[agile thunder]

i never bothered to learn windows shell so no clue what any of the flags mean 😭

[vocal olive]

its a chromium issue,

[sharp shuttle]

i dont know windows shell well but i know bios shell very very well

[vocal olive]

brave/edge/chrome all do janky text, firefox pretty

[graceful pendant]

eve player detected, opinion rejected

[agile thunder]

havent heard that game name in a while 😭

[sharp shuttle]

im going to takeover your PK's im going to OWN tour KEK, in going to ensure you can never trust your computer again

[graceful pendant]

chromium is scary, clickjacking is scary oh and that big MACOS vuln thats like, supposedly everywhere is also scary

[agile thunder]

im going to sudo apt install opsec on your machine be scared 😈

[agile thunder]

uhm what mac os vuln help

[sharp shuttle]

the macos vuln is not feasible without apple account takeover

[proud moth]

i am creating a linux box, i will put 27 years of hatred and furstration inside it, it's gonna be impossible

[sharp shuttle]

its not really a vuln

[sharp shuttle]

do it

everyone here is all talk

walk the walk brother

[proud moth]

you try port scanning? won't work, dir fuzzing? won't work, injections won't work

[graceful pendant]

heres a cool ascii generator

🙂

it loses me a bunch of money for no reason

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-the-simpsons-at-least-you-tried-fail-failure-gif-7859548

[proud moth]

vhost won't work either, nothing will work except praying to God

[obtuse fern]

@graceful pendant not gonna bother trying to verify the link

[graceful pendant]

🙁 ok

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-hit-karate-amanda-cee-amanda-cee-media-gif-19855963

[rapid stone]

Hi friend! Please tell me how useful a university is for an IT specialist? And does a degree give you anything?
There was an opportunity to enroll in a bachelor's program in computer science with a grant, but I thought it was a waste of time and would rather spend it on ctf practice.

[graceful pendant]

no ascii pictures for you guys i guess

[graceful pendant]

lol check mutuals, you think im coming in here posting sketch links xD

[sharp shuttle]

university, remove the niversity, add seless

[obtuse fern]

brother i know someone (that with consent) posted an ip grabber link.

[terse dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-ask-dont-care-gif-24969991

[obtuse fern]

being mutuals doesn't automatically grant any bit of leniency with me, i try and operate off of objectivity not subjectivity. In cases where I can't operate objectively, I defer to someone else

[graceful pendant]

[agile thunder]

i dont understand the point of ip grabbers

[plain basalt]

good evening/night all 🙂 (hello)

[agile thunder]

like haha i have 4 numbers that vaguely coorelate to you except you can change them whenever, and can do barely anything with unless i own a massive botnet

[agile thunder]

gn

[plain basalt]

thx

[agile thunder]

w pfp

[vivid night]

Fear mongering and blackmail

[hoary nebula]

[vivid night]

You say I know the street where you live in X City

[graceful pendant]

I know the general direction in which you reside!!

[agile thunder]

this is why we need more networking education in schools

[vivid night]

You can make it seem like the basic knowledge was knowing the city they live in and you know where they live in a more intricate detail you have to phrase correctly and they'll shit themselves

[plain basalt]

some countrys has a lot of other problems with knowledge and teaching of knowledge 🙂

[agile thunder]

yeah defo

ima go sleep

gn gng

[plain basalt]

in the US for example .. There are many basics missing.

[plain basalt]

gn8 bro ^^^

[obtuse fern]

well, if someone is REALLY good at osint, things can be relatively easy to narrow down if you say have a "John Brown"

[quartz willow]

hi 👋

[obtuse fern]

millions of John Browns in the US, you then narrow that to a certain area, you can then use other OSINT to narrow it down further to "well it's this john brown"

[graceful pendant]

yall r still using burpsuite, im using fartsuite

[obtuse fern]

but off the IP alone? scare tactics

[graceful pendant]

fartsuite (pro edition)

[hard harbor]

we're back.. hope you've all been well.

[graceful pendant]

im terrible, i fucking hate AD,

[obtuse fern]

6 feet doesn't seem so far down is how i'm feelin

[sharp shuttle]

welcome back brother

[obtuse fern]

it hates you too

[vivid flower]

Im numb to it now

[graceful pendant]

to be fair, i think the "fluffy" box was actually broken today

[vivid flower]

AD used to intimidate me

[graceful pendant]

or something was wrong with my vpn settings or something

[hard harbor]

I was spending too much time chatting so I got myself out